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Mmmh, what makes the Elderclaw fantastic? Looks cool but, what are they good for?
its a fantastic tame. thats just what they call them

Tbh all previous fantastic tame had a little something, fantastic? The Elderclaw seems way less usefull than the others
ok

take a breath Thanos its early
Or late depending on the person
you make no sense rn
I've been awake for HOURS longer than most people ever have
dont know whats up with these huge updates
go to bed
@placid hare Titanosaur
I bet my base looks fugly without the cosmetics
140 gigs for scissors man wth
guys how can i focus on a stat when im breeding argys?
i got a level 120 female and a level 140 male i kept breeding them till i ended up with 219 male and 219 female
but they have the exact same stats
If you're talking about the process of breeding and increasing stats, you have a couple options - none of which can specifically target stats.
A.) Tame a ton and hope for good rolls on the stat you want.
B.) Breed tons of them and hope for a mutation in the stat you want - each mutation will add 2 points to the total of that stat.
Best course of action: Do both. Tame a bunch until you get a really good roll on a stat you want, then breed the hell out of 'em until you mutate that stat into the several hundreds.
It will take a long time.
wich ones have the same stats? the 120 and 140?
i think my male has 2 3 mutations
but i dont see a difference in stat
im trying to understand breeding to breed super rexs to fight the bosses
That's a good start, but mutations may be in the wrong stat hence why you're not seeing a difference.
like movement speed?
Correct.
ah alright thanks
u ASE? if so, it's probably that
yeah
i killed alot of baby argys with my theri rip
play asa man ur lines be a lot better after u pay wildcard for the gene scanner
My wife bred Otters for years on ASE - the amount of murdered baby Otters would surprise you. 🤣
@civic bison Dude, I'm level 182 PvE offical, and I have to say things are going so badly with your Nitrado servers. It's just constant kicks and downtime all the time . Wouldn't it be better to just shut them down until WC find a new provider?
lol yeah i only keep the higher level ones and some females for superior kibble
PvE Officer, huh?
officer?
imaginary ranks hold clout lmao
You know those servers are under contract, right? Even if they shut down, they still gotta pay for it unless it shuts down because of something Nitrado did?
that's not happening, Nitrado has exclusive rights to server hosting in ASA, they hosted official in ASE, nothing is changing
You will respect my authoritah!
🤣
state your ingame level while making a complaint🤣
I get where they're coming from; they were trying to indicate that they play the game a lot.
I just don't understand why shutting down servers under contract helps anything.
ik just having fun
It's tough living in a house as it's being built around you.
If they fail to fulfill their promises, that is grounds for getting out of the contract without any problems in the EU where the company is based.
officer and a lawyer? double threat!
Without knowing the contents of the contract, that's completely speculative.
Not in this case. They ARE fulfilling their contractual obligation by providing the requisite hardware in the amounts contracted.
WC would have a very difficult argument to make given that the game's still deep in early access and they themselves have made SEVERAL statements referring to the game's instability during this development period.
furthermore if you read page 43 subsection C paragraph 7 it clearly states..
and stability is having a major hit rn cause the events, after then end we will go back to the usual of just Crastraeos reports
Granted, Nitrado's customer support is charitably described as "awful", but that's probably not part of the contract, sadly. It almost never is. :c
Yeah. It's right up there with the amount of sacrifices that had to be made in order to accomodate a certain console...
What's wrong with you, kid? Your big brother is bothering you, and you have to act tough on the internet to feel strong?
He's joking, homie. Calm down.
lol im the kid, not the one who throws out their Ark rank like it should have pull, ok
S
which is not only toxic today
get him twisty turkey
Dedi boxes broke?
did u destroy them?
you want my treasure i hid it on the seven seas
Nope can’t deposit into them unless it’s my own.
Please not... then we get another update to night
im not getting anyone im just messing around, people too serious
Sssh! Don't say the U word too loud! 
I just crashed hard lol
Nom, good morning!
Well if the games broken we could do with it, just gett better internet lol
is it unlocked?
hows you snake and booope
Pinned
Can't wait to uncryo all my babies in a few hours... and then reading a message saying we have a update for the 3rd night in a row prime time EU 🤣
Nah its my own fault for playing so much tonight
Or last night for normal people
You see it as toxic? I don't know. I find Twisty's responses are pretty obviously good natured and meant to be light. Toxic is not a word I'd use.
Sp keeps crashing and I don’t even know why. It ran fine with the mods and next thing you know, it grey screens me and I now can’t even get into sp.
always the risks of playing modded
Yup Twisty is just a lil goober
Ark is the only game that makes me wanna be unemployed and have more time hahaha
try without those mods
I think I count as a freelancer but yeah lots of free time
@late edge you toxic? 🤣
Lol, arriving home and seeing we got another update about fucking scissors😄😄🤦♂️ my char is teleporting around when accessing dedis and wild dodos spawn inside mesh so you cannot kill them but fixing scissors😄
Wasnt implying u where unemployed. Sorry if it came across
why dino not spawning with color mixture from extralife and halloween
Only idiots take being unemployed as an insult lol
It's fine
im seems like the spawns are separeted by table halloween and extralife. both events colors dont mix in a wild spawn
Thats because people use being unemployed as an insult lol
Just cause its being used as one doesn't mean it should be taken as one, something something bigger person, blah blah insecure
v74.27 - Minor version for Steam and EGS Clients - 11/04/2025
Fixed player proportions in Scissors UI when showing equipment. <<< 6.5gb
Definitely the mods, now the hard part is to figure out which
the joys of mods
probably other things, they just not listed them
Exactly😄😄and for me its the second one…second 6bg update for scissors😄
Hey hey 
@twilit grotto @civic bison is it by design or bug, cause wild dino spawns using Halloween color pool or extralife color pool. They down spawn with mixture of two event color pools.
That's just how it works. It's one or the other.
not anymore, finally found my vape
I think weve come to realise that the bugs in ASA are there by design, otherwise the devs would have nothing to do

Of course there's bugs. There's arthros, scorps, spiders, dung beetles...
You forgot mantis, ragnathia
booop
mantis, dragonflies, ants
soo many colors but not combining, kinda sucks
Speaking of bugs, do you have any idea about what the dodorex ones are?
is the color pool used really a bug now, they never said it would mix
u cxant for reaper
Sand
🤷
So does anyone know if i put a ticket in for teaming on small tribes would it even get a response?
eventually
I never said they said it would lol
it gets everywhere like CuZn crisps
Now, don't think of "response" as "they're gonna give me an email saying that they received my message and have taken action on it". They don't do that like, say, Marvel Rivals does.
But they all get looked at, and the ones that are valid, they do get actioned.
There was a spreadsheet around here they kept of devwipes. IDK if they still do.
Wot
Ive been wiped for having too many boats 🤣

Cuzn crisps?
See, now, if they specifically came in dressed as a leeds for this? That'd be PR you can't buy.
but did all contain cages
I mean tribe can have 500 tames, why cant i have 50 boats in a river?
Nah im thinking more do they take action at all cause just came off a 6 month break and played 1x and was just cheating no action taken apprently better know just wanted to ask thats all.
or better said brass shavings
you gotta have the ratio right like that song from stepbrothers
Nothing a hoover cant sort
Yeah, like I said, at one point (and maybe still do) they kept a public spreadsheet of devwipes for all to see.

I remember the days of only being able to have 250 tames 😐
Do they monitor console smalls?
Everything. I found the old list for ASE. PvE, PvP, Arkpocalypse, you name it -- they were all over, and enforcing right until shutdown.
Servers dont get monitored in that way, GM;s are far too lazy for that
sus
If you mean REAL-TIME, then no. That's not an official thing. Unofficials are way more likely to be monitored in real time.
Im getting teamed
but chat does lmao
Live monitoring of official, at present, would take about 540 new admins to ensure all servers were covered 24/7.
Bro doesnt read whole thing
Monitoring discord is like getting a date in florida, very easy to do
i read it maybe you worded it wrong cause it said you were cheating
If they reduced the number of servers by half they would still have the entire player base coverd lol
if they reduced capcity of all servers by half maybe they would be stable
Oh nah i meant 1x was all cheating
dont push it lol
Im litterly a xbox player cant cheat on xbox unless its a exploit or mesh
im on unofficial i cant deal with the frustration
i tried unofficial, I got bored of it being too easy
doesnt have to be easy
you can make unofficials just like official without the bullshit
basically what i do, a few qol mods and 2x all the time
But the bullshit is why I like official
the bullshit or the drama?
same with me, quit official recently second best decision of my life
What's the difference
crashing, server performance is bullshit, the rest is just people whining
Both
Both is good
the drama can be funny, but a lot of the times it goes way too far lol
its just me and a buddy on a cluster of three, build anywhere, just switch out global chat for this chat and its the best of both worlds lol
That's when it gets funny tho just sit and watch 2 people argue over pixels
once you get a taste of render distance on unofficial its hard to go back
You can render stuff in this game?
its true
true, it's especially entertaining watching people argue about who tracked whatever tame first with the scanner
The thing thats bugging me about official rn is 362 dinos
Had someone bring irl into it the other day on one of my servers and it was great
💀
instead of capping dinos put in new boss lvls
I just logged into single-player lowkey forgot you can hear water
WC gets alot of hate in here but 80 percent is platform or server related, so just get a good machine and avoid officials, thats what i do
More frames too
not alot of people realize frames are tied to server performance, and it goes to dogshit with the way people build
Fix this god damn game. Have spent more time re-logging or downloading patches than playing since event started. Ran just fine before event with all my mods. Removed and deleted mods to see if that was it. NOPE I crash more every time you guys “fix a crash”
so how all these solid reapers now appearing? 😂 i know about the bone skin that things viral but the reapers being solids is new to me.
I haven't restarted at level 1 in forever lowkey forgot how to play
hey man we didnt do it this is just a general chat file a #bug-reports
early game is hands down the best
They don’t pay attention to that channel either. lol
Not a chat genuine reports
they do but go ahead get it out
Playing early game again is like drinking ice water at 3 am
No… they really don’t. Maybe if you’re an alpha tribe on PvP they do. lol 😂
That's not how it works 
thats such a weird take, they dont give a shit about alpha tribes
pvp people think weird
probably thinks alpha tribes are alphas because they were "helped"
I get his frustration though. Think my console sent like 10 error reports yesterday.
Damn this game is pretty when nobody else is around
It really really is.
I see why people pay for servers now
Im at a structure in the desert on rag, there's 2 rex statues and what looks to be a bronto statue above, at the entrance there's 2 statues holding spears and inside there's buttons with letters above them, lots of skeletons and a statue of a boat in the centre
What's the answer to the puzzle or wheres the hint?
dollieeeee
You are in labrynth cave. You can google as its several puzzles
Why must you deny me acces to placing a cart

probably cause your server has it the limit of platforms
Or tame cap maybe?
if i remember correctly platforms (saddles, cart and simillar) have a separate cap, but i might be mixing stuff up
Playing single player after so long on official is crazy ngl
Private self hosted server supremacy, no issues from SP, no issues from official
@civic bison would there be anyway for the zomdodos to be able to expire after a certain time if they're not claimed? there are packs of zomdodos running around on the beaches when they aren't being claimed
If I ever get the ability to
if u got a pc that can handle ASA, usually u just need a bit of extra ram
Xbox 🥲
sorry
It's a miracle I can last on my server that barely sees less than 10 people lol
you find a lawyer yet?
They get you out of trouble so it makes sense
What happened
i'm in a 
That’s what I wanna know
I guess realistically you would be correct. They really don’t care about alpha tribes. But 90% of any changes (especially nerfs) to the game are done for PvP reasons. But 100% of the time will ban you and call anything that helps you an exploit asap. 🤣
can confirm you did nothing wrong as i have no idea what even happend
Despite all my 😡 I am still just a 🐀 in a
.
He knows what he did... Shameful really

Those poor kids
they need to experience the old Ark







What things like camp fires and standing torches can be placed near enemy foundations?
does anyone have a list of boosted single player settings?
any1 know if they fixed midas touch on ele veins?
Hi everyone, can someone explain for me why if the nerfs the cake only asc is dropping for me and none of the others
like what changes when SP settings is turned on?
yeah
It's a bizarre search algorithm
No issus from nitrado either
btw whats dino affanity
how the stats scale with the points in them
isnt that add per level
It makes trash dinos vaguely not trash
Ye it frequently wants to access the back.
Put it on a ceiling sticking out slightly to mostly stop that
in all honesty don't mess with stats per level, add per level and stat affinity unless u really know what u are doing. leave most at 1 except melee and hp
i put melee at .2 in add only
stats per level -> hp at 0.2, melee at 0.17
add per level -> hp at 0.14, melee at 0.14
stat affinity -> hp at 0.44, melee at 0.44
Dinos are already OP no need to buff their stats tbh
Who wants to leak the xp glitch before it gets patched?
tamed dinos have extra levels, and with just a prim saddle a 50% damage reduction vs most wild, no need to make the game more of a cake walk
.3 is not a big difference
Im open ears
sure you are mate 🤣
People getting 195 in under an hour
Every single day they drop 1 useless patchnote about some scissor shit and its 10gb update + 30mins-1hour of patching on steam
These devs need medical treatment fr
Wym?
They should fix the fcking lag bevore they add new stuff…
You go outside and get that xp of life. Best xp method
yall I finally tamed my first wyvern after 3 days😭
Anyone managed to spawn a helicoprion on valg? Tried killing stuff everywhere in the abyss for like an hour without result
I believe they only spawn in the water up top. I've only even seem em when the servers reset though.
so you have seen them up top then I assume? When I dug into game files heli usually spawn in "deep ocean" and caves etc and shared spawns with manta+xip+megalodon+archelon in those places
Only seen it on genescanner and thay was before we has tusos and a bunch of tentacles to tame them. But the dino spawn map i found seemed like they only spawned up top. But super rare.
Alright appreciate ur answer, will try farming upper ocean for a while
They spawn top, deep ocean and in caves. Ive seen them all around
What cave did you see them in on val?
Nvm saw u guys talking about valg, maybe spawns are having issues or some. Ive seen them all around but on island and rag
Ahh, yeah, just val
Yh my fault, I actually have seen a few op top on val but maybe water spawns are having issues in general.
If you end up getting one to spawn @ me here. I stopped looking cause we have a theri bp now, but it would still be nice to know.

Is anybody else having issues moving things into link boxes on ps5?
Fixed Scissors UI - 7.7GB update. wtf
I think they're bugged atm
Okay I figured that was the case ty
They were big scissors, what do you want from them 😂
Rock drakes and reaper spawns still bugged in valguero right?
Hiiiiii Flan 

Impyyyy 
Hows it goin?
Reapers are good, I think rock drakes are too
Official?
Nah, unofficial
Very good, hbu?
Rip. Do a Dino wipe then. I ran into 8 reapers down there lol
Doing alright. Been a little meh the last few days. But I'm good.
Now u make me wanna take a peek then
Proceeds to die 9 times


Never 
Hello Otterly 
Ayeee aye
Omg are we already doing Christmas names
Yall will have to wait until my bday month is over
Most of us switched on the 1st hahaha
😆 love it
@prisma jungle can you please help answer a question? I’ve submitted two tickets and filled the forum for a character ive lost on official case of the template bug and I never have gotten a response, I revived the ticket confirmation number end everything please help me
Use #character-restoration and make sure to have all the accurate information. Also avoid uploading things into the cloud to make it easier for him to find your character
How is it with two maintenance updates , one on Monday second one on Tuesday and yet the game still kicks you to Home Screen lol so what is that those updates actually did fix lol .
Ive done it a few times already days apart and nothing sadly
hell yes
Your character is too old to recover. i just look your discord name on our sheet
RIP bread
Is there anything that ca be done to the tribes which that character was tribe leader? Also thank you first actual response ive gotten
Stale bread is the worst
i could switch leader for you. shoot me a DM
Pandaaaaaa where our lunch
Will do THANK YOU!!!😭
I just had leftover chicken and mac n cheese because it was too spicy for my wife im dying
sorry about your character isn't anything i can do for that
stirfry again?
any fix for the xbox x inventory crash / cryofridge inventory crash / naming crash / even throwing dinos out of cryopods crash? wife has crashed 29 times in 4 hours
can I ask what would make a character too old? like when it was created?
Bet he didn’t save us leftovers
i saved ME leftovers 🤣
Rude 😒
Not if I get them first !!!
i will fight you
Can't fight all of us

True
As long as I can get the tribe leader stuff sorted I’ll be fine I think
Just a Reminder to others if you lose your character.
- Don't Start uploading and downloading items or dinos
- Don't start transferring other characters around
we have a limited amount of profile we can recover from so if do to much i won't be able to recover your character.
Taking recordings and screenshots is knocking off the Xbox’s upload and game audio 😭
My character ain't ever disappearing cause I never do shit besides stare at dinos get older
good
Like arks version of watching paint dry
so old means amount of things a tribe does that involves the cloud so to speak?
Finally figured out it is far easier to get Bone wyvern and its skin on Rag in the southern Wyvern cave....SE never seems to spawn alpha or Bone wyvern..but got 2 so far in the Rag southern Cave if anyone looking to get it.
finally i pooped, constipated for three days. your welcome for this update
Ffs
Only what YOU do. it's your profile
thank you 🙂
@prisma jungle yall know about the xp glitch already im assuming?
It aint just xbox 🤣🤣
I just crashed getting off a wyvern 🤣
Can you build in button cave on official?
Must really love pushing buttons
im sure you can relate
lol I was just wondering. Seen it in a video seems broken if you can
Undev 2159 please
I would never
same
Back to the question, can you build in button cave?
just try?
We are such fun whimsical people who would never do anything rude
Please sort your piece of crap game always rubber banding
if the structure cant place and its red then no
Astraeos 5989 didnt crash since yesterday. Can you fix it my dear?
If you don’t know the answer you don’t have to reply, you can flirt with her in the dms I’m just asking a general question
I see skittle so does this mean we getting ready to have maintenance? Dont wanna start 145 green ellie tame if so 🤣
the piece of crap might be in the room with you
It's the rubber band
soooo you want it to crash?
Yes! I am still missing few regions from event elderclaws 🤣
I see what ypu doing 🤣
#prostrats
Can you build in button cave. I’m just tryna get a answer 😭
brb making sure it does NOT crash ever
Its usually just me crashing as of late 🤣
I'm just happy to be back Arking
Make it crash more, trust
oh so you CAN do that?
Fuck yall then
why doesnt official go higher then 2x rates now?
I crashed twice last night
Thats when he knew he f'd up... 🤣
i swear events used to be 3x or 4x
I crashed 10 timez.
@prisma jungle easily the best dev 🥹
I kinda make myself crash with my insane mods
he couldnt save your character just remember that 😅 jkjk
just get home and got 2 hours updating/patching, what happen everyday there is one
It crashes from opening inventory, from using gene scanner, from throwin out dino, if i move after sitting still, flying 🤣🤣
Idc he did something that I never got a response too, something better than nothing
Skill issue
that was a button
Haha. 🤣
he is jealous
When my internet speed is 600mbps ok buddy
Sad, he can’t measure up to greatness 🥱🥱
It was a very small super tiny button
Dollie’s around?
Only greatness I see on this server
🗑️
🫏 💋
Idk man skittle the only dev that’s helped me, this actually the third time 😁
Idk what you speak of
Unofficial yea. Official, no
idk what his problem is people dont answer if they dont know, i told him to just try
Have you tried turning it off then on again?
Salty people love it here
Heard this fixes issues
7.5G for scissors ? who use that thing and give a damn lol

they call me the midnight barber
Transfer all button for cosmetics please and thank you 
its a mighty scissor
Just wait.. we might get another one haha


Very true bestie


Don’t you have work to do?
Fjordur when
yeah in battlefield 
Fjordur when
When Fjordur
Battlefield is for bobs
fj
rdur
Let's not be too crazy
Are you cheating on beating a map by spawning a wild creature that you can't find?
Yes
Have you tried otterly insane?
But like if you are having fun who gives a fuck
if the command has cheat in it, you're likely cheating
As a username?
No.. no I’m not a bob
Your pfp says otherwise

Yes
Took the letter right out my fingers

But if its singleplayer who cares
Get it?
Because we are typing?
Ahem

Btw who watches juztify here?
Fjordur when?
My fake 4060 arrived 
Who is that and why do we care?
Is it secretly an xbox?
Dont be rude
Can cake slices be transferred?
He’s interested
You had 3 options
- Shut up
- Ignore
- Say no
Clearly
I'm old and grouchy because my knee hurts. I get a pass
🙃
Clouds don’t have knees !!
And you somehow chose a fourth which is to open your mouth and say smth dumb?
I wish I didnt
I'm young and grouchy and have to use my cane today no you don't
I don’t know what it is either
Fourth*
can cake slices be transferred?
I get it early 
You have a pass too
Im Bob and I approve this message
Each time the server makes a save it kicks u out can this get adressed please its getting old
A pass to beat you for being rude to people for no reason
Notice how you didn't try to be rude and edgy about it.
He's a YouTuber
Oh for ark ?
Yea
He’s just the server rain cloud XD
Let's be real, that was far from the rudest thing I've said 😂
Rain doesn’t hurt !
I uh
I...
Don't care
I've said much worse for much less tbh
He has an umbrella
It does if it's frozen
Then it’s not rain!
I'm a grouch because I think it's funny don't take it personally 😂
I'm a grouch cause idk im just built like this
😱
queztalcoatlus is on top!!!
My brain is doing that thing where it stops for a bit cause I haven't slept in so long
This the TLC we need
I'll do what I want and I choose to take it personally
Pull up to small tribes, I challenge you to a wester duel
I haven't touched smalls since ase lol
With slingshots because I don't have iron tools
I’ll watch
Dibs on the popcorn
Winner gets to tame otters
Is anyone looking for a pve server to join?
Dibs on pandas leftover stir fry
peter punchingbag over here
😭 🥀
Check out #1110925695900713072
Gross

Never had freezing rain?
Each time server does a save ur getting kicked ..can that get adressed its really annoying
Freezing rain.. but he said frozen that would be sleet !
Why are the linked storage boxes still fucked!
Depends lol.
Rain is water, frozen rain is sleet or hail, but rain droplets can get pretty big
I guess it all comes from the same cloud
Hail is very different. But hes right about the sleet in this case lol
He’s
QUESTION (STEAM CLIENT)
Where can I change the setting to show, which game I am playing right now? Sometimes I want to show, sometimes not. But I cannot find that setting. Please let me know, thanks.
You leave my challenged autocomplete alone 
Smh smh smh
Is that what you are calling it now
It’s in your profile privacy setting
Thanks. Searching now. 🙂
Nuh uh
Go take a nap Luna
I genuinely can't
Your crazy starting to show
Starting?
Close your eyes in silence then
Girl, google insomnia
No point
Turn your phone off
Found it. Big thanks!
You’re welcome 
count ovis
Please do I need to be knocked out
You think my wife would, out of love
do something boring like math or something
😆
I layed in silent darkness for hours
Also im talking in here
do some mindfulness
Why
Is there anyway u can report a GM? Like if they abusing their powers or stuff like that

That's weird. When I do that I just konk off
it engages the back of your brain so the front can relax
✨Insomnia✨
Go do homework
I'm a dropout lol
Study for ged
Already got it
@eternal dew knows how to fix this
I know I'm shockingly a slightly decent member of society

If I get muted I'll just end up going out and doing stuff not sleeping lol
No way her message got deleted 💀
Uhh
Crabs can't pick u up from your direbear... Right?
Feels like y’all are trying to kill this game. The number of wacky bugs popping up in the last few updates is unprecedented. Fix a few eh? Character dupes, color id manipulation, hardware interface issues. Cmon
Gg
lol
I think it will
:(
Skill issue probably
silencio
What happened
Who's that on your pfp, they are pretty
Well happy to know that wc didnt change not even a bit in all these years
pov you do not have the talking stick
This isn't new

Lunasith on insta
Uhh
Technically
Groves games is kinda in change of asc and wildcard has little to do with the game rn
X to doubt 🫣
Slightly decent
What
😆
I might be spreading information
nuh uh
Uh?
Bruh haha
Isnt it wildcard employes that work on tickets?
Yes you are lol
Wildcard made Asa
Did i miss Something?
And is in charge of it XD
Thanks
idk what they’re talking about
Wc is exclusively in charge of asa
I thought 3 Otters in a trench coat is in charge of Wildcard???
Groove does mobile I think
There are 2 companies no?
Or switch
No one else gets a sag
That's a 3rd company
More than that. But Asa is Only wc
Working on Asa it’s just wildcard
grove street does mobile and switch yeah. wildcard does asa
Yea
What's the parent company?
snail games
Facebook.
Snail they’re focused on ase
Ah yes
That's what I mean
The Ark Aquatica Discord Server can be found here:
For some reason
Replace snail with WC and grooves with WC
🤑
Didn't snail CEO take money from asc funds to spend on a car?
No🫣
Idrc who manages it i just need a gm that does his job 😭
Wildcard is perfect the way they are

He tried to be enmlon musk and failed teauumatically
We love their imperfections it’s what makes ark fun 😁
twisty pls

😭
Yea this
Snail games ruined the new mobile too, they can't have unofficial servers because nitrado said snails won't deliver
He's always starting shit, could never be me
right
what did i do? it was a valid point
Anyways…..What do you call someone with no arms or legs?
Drama turkey
Who called me a sexist? The message got deleted didnt saw the name 😭
Says the drama otter
excuse me for standing up for women, what a monster
Haha, they weren’t trying to be could just be auto correct
Accusations !
Or just ignore the problem till it goes away
Flaw called me a he earlier
typical flan
😭
There is no problem
The problem being people who complain too much
I have 99 problems, they’re all you!
Case #55467 @crisp crystal has been muted for 2 hours.
Reason: Mass Tagging
Not 100?
I need to get better at this
Lmao
@hardy iris I have a question, if you could answer for me?
Baguette oui?
no
PFFFFT
So that's a yes
Lilpanda offered to help
Happy Birthday month ! 🦦 🦦
TYYY! 😄
Dont know what you are talking about 
that doesnt sound like me
I was there you did
Mmhm
Wait a minute... NO WAY?
YES WAY????
You said no otter I will help them
Nah thats not me
Alr, but you are baguette oui?
@hardy iris Im not sure why but my profile got kicked out due to a profile picture issue? It was a gif idk what happened.
🫣
No but im working on learning it
Are you calling people French bread?
Extinct the otter population in ark
Nope
I'm asking if they are French
It was your background photo change that
By calling them French bread?
Dear lord yeah that needs a change lmao
Yes
Every French person instantly gets either offended or say yes
Foolproof method
As someone who does speak french, I have yet to hear it asked in that way lol
Ok ill fix that, I wasn't aware Jessica rabbit was bad.
That's, I dunno. Terrible or genius
Ngl sounds effective
it's not lol
Gotta ask yourself if you are really French
How were you not aware of that
I know to many verb tenses to not be lol
Is it better now?
You weren't aware the super sexualized character was sexual 
Were u born French or?
Idk
I think she's cool.
Perfect ty
Why?
Yes but not exactly safe for 13 year olds to have interaction with and this is a 13+ server
The way she talks
And carry herself
Oh, makes sense
...
It was more of the indication of the image
But we can move on

Lol yeah I didn't want to go into it
The character itself was in a cartoon for kids but yeah
We had questionable cartoons back in the day XD
Peak stuff
Better than cocomelon
Not like these dumbed down cartoons these days
You're forehead is questionable
Amazing the things that were PG 13 back then lmao
Who is yall
Right 😆
Would you consider Betty boop bad as well?
Try using Elsa
Or
Anna
There were some questionable scenes as well 😆
i think its more about what Betty is doing
wtf were we watching 😆
Damn
That cartoon is old
Y'all are from the times before WW1?
So basically Jessica and Betty are canceled now. Great
Ancient
Pffft
Later when I get home I will be starting to level my boss megatheriums. Where/what is the best place/way to do that. Ideally looking for somewhere on any of the free maps not the paid ones as I never rebought the paid maps when I switched to pc. But if there is some extremely efficient way on a paid map then I am open to it
Woah woah
WOAHHHH
who canceled Jessica
Oh you mean for the server
wait what?
what did i miss?
She was before our time though lol
He meant for the server
Like their pfp options
Seems so. Apparantly having a chikdhood before 2000 is offensive
They're calling us old 
Not cancelled just not available for certain ages ya know the super hot woman with cleavage not being allowed to be shown around 13 year olds
Common sense I fear
this generation has gone softttt
🧓
babies are born being fans of cleavage
Have you seen the music videos your generation watches?
You...
You're not wrong
Who tf watches music videos
everyone eat your member berries
They still make music videos?
Loooooooool
Sabrina
Yet songs like wap and a video with it are perfectly fine
is that vin diesel video game is real??? i have so many life question
In 2030
I've only heard my aunt listen to that no one my age
Ark 2? We'll see that after Half Life 3
Music videos are too old for their generation
Who said it is?
After gta6
Cause we are either working, studying, or at school all our music is on spotify
Where would they even put them on TV? Cant do MTV anymore. Its not for music 🤣
Probably after cyberpunk 2
😂 their eyeglasses ofc (?)
No... What cave did you come out of
Ooh speaking of I should buy those glasses
Okay good luck with chat guys
@hardy iris Anyway thank you for letting me know, I was in shock because id had been here for a while.
Perfect pairs
Zombie
Love me not
Die your daughter
All good !
Hold up is unofficial up?
I'm not looking for music rn lol
White girl music hardstyle (that's the name of the playlist)
I'm sophisticated. My music is Ai generated 🫣
😔
I made a genuine face of disgust
Mods...
Why do people even listen to music? All it is is annoying rich people swearing
This has to be against tos right?
wtf!!?? every day downloads files
What
Excuse you my emo music is annoying poor people talking
Porque va tan mal el juego muchisimo lag
?
We cant do anything about taste in music lol
Lies. “Half of Forever” by Henrik. Go listen
It's still loud and annoying
the do have local bands and such, not all rich people...
The volume button exists
Giving into woke ai agenda
-This is a joke
Wtf does this even mean

Girl hush with that we don't need it
Can confirm
I mean, I can't exactly turn down other peoples music. That's called invasion of privacym
Yes!!!! I love deathcore, best annoying and loud genre ever xDxD
The amount of playlists I have is insane
Gross
Headphones
Buy them
People don't wear headphones and it drives me nuts

So get some for yourself
Nah, laaamd
Breakdowns are best heard with headphones 😎😎
Just stating i dont get how jessica rabbitor betty or cleavage is offensive yet many people were not offended by that and hell it even made like top 10 or something stupid this generation makes zero sense
how to spawn an alpha reaper bro i never seen 1 in my life im tryin to get tribute
Bet your parents/grandparents said the same about your generation growing up
Its an endless cycle 100% 😆
Nah mine actually liked the stuff i liked
Right…..
You were born old, thats why
can i do it anyway
I can show pics of going to metallica with mine so ya.
I mean you can't you don't got perms

rng, you cannot force one to spawn
booop
boop u
Whoever made melatonin so expensive needs to be fired
Are Roger rabbit gifs ok?
Most likely
The American health industry is money laundering off people who don't know better or don't hve another option. They ALL need to be fired
Dont get me started lol
What stats should I be going for on a dread to kill the titans?
A dread
where can i see 1 i mean sry my english bad
Id like to know that too actually
i been on surface for 3 days and i found 0 alpha reaper
I'm started. Did you knie tht medicine in most other countries is 1/10th the price, and half the time hospital visits are free? In third world countries?!
Where ever you find reapers there is a very rare chance
i see
lol I got 1 raised so far with a asc saddle just don’t know how many I should raise or the melee to go for
30k hp rest all melee?
Would olive be appropriate? From pop eye?
I got cancer treatments this year, the debt is rough
After imprint has over 500k hp
ohh drednoughts xd
mb i thought dredmare
When I had mine I was really tempted to move to southeast Asia for it 😂
Would have cost 1/30th
all on melee then
i killed beta king titan with 1 dreed and sum frds on carcha
It's insane dude my wife gets tons of money from her parents and we still barely live
Where does Dodowyvern spawn if it's not in wyvern trench?
Yea lol, I don’t own dreadmare dlc would like to though, I just never used a dreadnought before till now, has 500k hp 800 melee after imprint
Legend ty
So what your saying is I can 1v1 the other titans and atleast my dread army that’s raining which consist of like 5 can do beta king
yes sir just 1
i really hope lost kolony comes threw with the new content otherwise i might have to hang the ark cape up and praise the good times ive had
Yeah, well, definitely be wise with what you have rn. The us stock market has 2.25x valuation of the us gdp. When it crashes it's going to be really bad
dreed so op
Imma be fucked no matter what cause of other things
it’s never gonna crash, trust
People said that in 2007 too. Then they lost everything
so is there an issue with the game on Geforce now atm?
this time is different or something
How fast does a spring drake heal them? Mine is still at 300k hp after raising it lol just finished the drakes never tested that feature yet
I m trying to install the game but it gets to 60 percent and crashes the install
It's different because suckerberg has a nuclear bunker
Anyone else having issues with linked storage boxes?
dont have drakes sry
If it crashes within the next like 8 ish years I'll be fucked after that it won't touch me
I think it'll be waaaay sooner than that
Well then I’ll let you know in about 2 mins was afk
We will see
There is still hype of Ai rn. But that's dying as people aren't seeing roi.
Farmed sharks and mantas for over an hour, kinda gave up but kept scanning while doing other stuff. About 20min later a lvl 20 heli spawned in the middle of the upper ocean, right around the entrance to abyss
I think Ai will still be relevant and hugely impactful. But the stock market will crash.
I try not to look to the future much anymore but like hope it's not too bad
Not to doomsay. But it'll be bad. And if you aren't smart it'll be bad for you. There's too many people rn counting in it crashing for it to not
Next year can we rework into petting reapers wear hats? I really want a pumping king reaper or perhaps a pumpkin head king reaper costume!
I advise you to get a spring drakeling, I bet about 5 minutes of sitting on the dread it will be healed
Letting
no dlc im to broke for that..
So god damn tired of these patches. Another 6.5gig to change the scissors again. No one uses scissors.
yo
Says you
Ok. One person uses scissors.
Fix your game wc 😤. Why tf are you fixing your game wc😡
We found a bug on ext/Astreos that you can get your char 195
The dodorex spawn is glitched and when it spawn on an specific location the dodorex and all dodos works as a King titan and each of them you get a XP as King Titan (so 11 King Titans every good Dodorex)
As people was selling it just made it free for everyone ❤️
Good luck fighting for it
so real but focus on trash things but not important things..
ngl having an entire update being pushed out for a visual fix for 1 specific item is a waste...
explain more bro pls
Shared storage not fixed but oh god these scissors are critical
The likely hood that it was just that is pretty small.
very important bro
Dollie put out more info about it but yall would rather die than search for it
boop for you 
I didn't see anything? Where did she say it?
they put nothing else in the patch notes so I'm going to tell everyone and myself that it was only that.
they didn't even say the usual vague shit like fixed a crash or smth
Boop more
Dont make me search for it
Zhardss shale da booty and hows ou
theres so many exploits within the game
I fine ish. mentally prepearing for my surgery on Friday
hbu
She said it was needed ASAP for LC stuff?
Ohhh i hope nothibg serious
Yeah that I know it's not much but it's not just scissors
dam what happened i hope everything goes well
Y'all be using anything to hate
Dollie said it was needed for LC stuff. Sooo
i love ark and hate ark xd
yesn't. I just wanna get rid of this damn wound
been dealing with this shit since '21.

Oh then i press my thunpss for thou
guys do the free custom arks have creatures from the dlc arks or not
i wanna get a mantis but i dont have scorched earth
yes, most have them
except center
center is a bum who likes it
Fuck center
Usually yes.
rag, val, ci, li, fjoudur have mantis
LETS GOO
real
ill grind rag after i finsh the island
Download dododex very helpful
or use the wiki
Gross. Downloading thjngs
Using that language is inappropriate for this group
Dont start
Good thank you
finally finished work
Hows baker?
I am fine i had a good work day aswell
okay guys can we stop doing so much updates?
scissors again?
Would you prefer the game stay broken
What's the next map after gen 1 and gen 2 for asa
They needed that one for lc
id rather have updates instead of things be broken
I love scissors!
no get all problems and do one big update?
Most important item in the game.
Lost colony. Next month
idc if someppl have scissors bug?
no toilet now
@placid hare loves scissors as well
Ok ill consider buying it /I need that build template😭
the order is LC, gen1, gen2 and fjoudur
Gets 15 minute warning then 15 seconds later server goes down... OOOPS somoneone must of hit the wrong button. lol
Watch crystal isles come first
What abt lost island
They need a new wyvern for crystal isle😭
lost island in there somewhere too
No one liked lost island. Even tho it was the most cool
both LI and CI have no dates yet, they said they would come later on
Meh
It had 3...
lost island was amazing, CI is ass
its all good, they are fixing! we need trust them
I love lost island....because of the monkeys..
Yep 💯 my tribemate in trench right now
Lol another one 😛
@civic bison can yall please fix the illegal quetzal
What are they going to try to repair now? Why the reset?
They were all bad ;-;
Fixed an exploit.
Fixed a crash.
Dude this makes me wanna make a joke
it says right there 🤣
Just threw all the babies out and update lol
fixed an exploit fixed an crash thats all im seeing in patch notes for 5 monyhs
Give xbox a way to disable the chat filter!!!
do u like it more like this vague one
What illegal Quetzal. I want an illegal Quetzal.
Blood wyverns were the most op wyverns for a long time
No, bad Raq
Kk lol
dog shit patches
Just started taming rhynios .-. Was looking over 4h for a good female
I didn't rly ever get one in ase ;-;








