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I see the pandemonium has begun
Dude go to work
def not just thought some sense would be applied since its been 9 years of this
Why does it take you guys so long lol what yall doing barely adding in the Dino 🦕
dont forget to mess them up and remove key features!
👀
And canoes ⁉️ ⁉️
On my knees for you now
a glass of straight vodka? for me?
wildcard has work effortlessly this past 24hr launch time is still on schedule for 6pst. may ElderClaw be with you!
Such a tease
omg
I feel like you should add a plural as you probably have many lol
WORD
-1X
ya but there not making any extra money for dropping valguero, im just seeing a bunch of pvp players complain that theres no clear release time because they need to make sure they can get there best base spots. when in reality pvp doesnt matter at launch cause theres no money involved in it...
U gonna need next gen 6080 comp to run gta6
Can we get a no transfer no drops server for lost colony
1 hour 17 minutes later. Still nothing?
Have two. You deserve it

Gulp
they should give val 2x
Bros gonna be perma muted XD
That is a perfect glass of water I’d say
everyone take a shot everytime dollie says whe will update us about it
THOON 
playing with us atp
SOON
When is Valquero map coming out
Xbox PS5 delayed us again didn't they? 😄 (just starting drama hehehe)
you're getting off on teasing everyone in here ain't ya 
ahh yeah, break 10 different things on other maps while bringing out a different map, your on to something here
Everyone be sure to check #status-updates and the PINNED POSTS. There should be an incoming announcement soon
😂
No yeah I’ll be working lol
I can give her straight vodka, as long as she not driving anywhere
🔜 ™
When does ark poc wipe again?
absolute joke of a company lmao
in a bout 1hr - 2 weeks
@civic bison king of trolls 🧌
I'm saaaved

Whats the problem download update and then start new servers like 5 hours later? So everyone can start together and not waiting update in 3am with no eta
When update to UE 5.6? 
dollie you do so much for ty ❤️
🤓
Just said that to butter us up 🙄
it's pretty late in the day where is the new map?
Go for tequila, make it a fun night lol
Giant otter confirmed? Hmm?
17th
The dropped a dlc… they literally made money lol what are you talking about?
You’re gonna whisk me away from ratopia
nah, I do like teasing you guys but I'm not now, just reassuring folks I'm here and things are moving along
theyve had every map drop with 2x execpt the center it was only 1x
Problem for PVE too because if people who pillar tons of land
You know no one is gunna look at pins right they don't even scroll up
when are they dropping val
You’ve copy and pasted this message for the past half an hour

Will we ever get giant otters?
Large Ceilings?!!?!? Where!?!? O_O
It’s not worth taking off work
Like mantis doesn’t even work yet it can’t equip a pick
smirking dog meme
CanUwU?
Check out Fluffles the Giga Otter, if you want a MASSIVE rideable otter
Thanks for update
Dollie alive !!
There are new pins
We know it’s the Xbox certs lol
.
buddy if they havent gotten it together by now it aint happening
nah
Will it be here or the update page or announcements
@civic bison at least let us have 5mins to fly around in singleplayer 🙏🏼❤️
llate el osico
Are you kidding me?How was it not released yet later in the day my ass
I see straight up stars in the sky
some people have school some have work and for pvp players this is a disadvantage wich can ruin the outcomes not knowing times please
Is everything ready to go?
Now that’s an update
how long to go
Thank you dollie
I usually piss and moan but that’s pretty cool of you to do ngl
when's new map coming out suppose to be out already ... or did the ark the map already
Hope it's not going to be to much longer it's half 1 in the morning here lol
pretty what!! 😮
Lmao right?
@civic bison can we see cosmo on valg?
They don't want you to see the map before cause then you won't be buying the DLCs, they want people to rush buy the DLCs blinded by the rush of the moment.
Gonna be PlayStation this time lol
I'll post here in the announcements channel and on Twooter
🤓
999 years for you
Thanks for all you do Dollie 💜
Finally Xbox not to blame a highly uncommon Xbox w
Hey people, no official statement?
Number 5, ALIVE
@civic bison are we going to be able to transfer all the new creatures off of valguero or are they going to be map locked? New boss heads, flags and dermis too?
@civic bison how does valguero look?
update is up on steam
And watch it’s steam 😂
hi dollie how are youu
Like pixels
Steam being DDos
For sure, and thats trash

@civic bison this reminds me of the song... "I hate myself for loving you"
Nope, same sh!t every release.
you think u finally will release on time ? @civic bison
dollie inv to pve tribe
W dolly
Lord, y’all are kinda messy lol 😆
one of the new biomes is especially beautiful imoooooo
Xbox now gets a 1 hour head start on playing val, for you being meanies
When is it dropping?
@civic bison ok thank y
@civic bison thank you
I'm just here to watch people cry
figures
its already late
NEW?
lies

New you say
mhmm
Le us di single player
is it a lunar biome?
my thoughts exactly lmao
then drop an eta
Status?????

This is what I said!!!!!!!!
@civic bison bison by chance?
there are new biomes?? oooo im excited
trailer drop would be sick ngl #plzimbegging

spoiler
@civic bison can you make it drop in like 4 hours so I can get off work first pls ty hottie 😉🖤
???
Wait a new new biome like ASA exclusive
Is there new engrams to unlock @civic bison
Hi
What biome?????
So I take it the map still hasn't been released yet? Lol
Drop a.eta @civic bison
I hope there is still a good minute before it drops ngl and that we can download it before official servers, to take a peak at the landscape
@civic bison
Can I sleep 4 Hours
I can’t wait! Pretty biomes on the best map ❤️❤️❤️ Can’t wait to be up playing all night!
does it have mesh holes and break the game beyond a timely repair?😀
@civic bison is playstation or xbox fast with certs?
Paradise new biome????? With flamingos?
It runs perfectly fine
All day I sure did they just said that cause it was there delay announcement 😂
Can
@civic bison new you say?!
Oh hi, How long until valguero is released?
🍷
Right we don’t want you to tell us

1000000%
long time no see a Dollie !!
It plays fine on my console
@civic bison when can we expect? I want to load in already!!!!!
Friday release date
Bestieeeee

canuwu
Can i stand up again in 8 hours?

nope
@civic bison you are not right for that
Jaaaaade
nah i have pc and series X and they look pretty similar
Asap9241 valguero small tribes join my tribe i got a lil spot already
Drop it now or in a year there will still be issues. So why not just drop it already..

I agree but I need to nap instead of work 😂
Algum comunicado oficial?
Xbox series x has no issues running it looks amazing
Dollie will valguero ascended add the technology to add corner stairs
yes
Could we please have the new Valguero Trailer while waiting ?🥺
Does it have canoes madam
🎤
Yurtttt
Não
Yeah that’s not how that works lmao
Anyone have a good recipe for boiled water?
/ban
@civic bison Why you gotta drop some shit like that on us and then make us wait lmao
What do you mean “new biome”!? You can’t just say that and not explain!!! @civic bison
Halloween event details pretty please?
Does anyone know how long Valg has left?
Add salt
reapers ?
I'm sorry yours is blurry that sucks 🙁
Sounds like you need it badly
can we fix cryopods back to how they were in ase, doesn't matter if it delays val for a week or whatever
2 glasses of party wine for you!! 🍷
Just y'all a s s to bed tbh it's just a game y'all not going to miss anything
quiet boy
im gonna take my 30fps and im gonna love it
Lol yall havent seen valguero?
Its not exactly a "new map"
Did Valg come out yet?
Cause sadist? 😄
val should be ready by now
@civic bison Bring back the poker table
Huh? Runs gorgeous on xbox, for me.
Rock drakes on val? 👀
me and my 4080 on 58 fps love this game
New Biomes..... hmmmmm
Please
Step 1. Water. Step 2. Heat. Step 3. ??? Profit
I think they do these delays intentionally to drive the traffic on their DC 🫠
Same
@civic bison I know you don't have an exact time, but if you're able to at least tell us if won't be out before ie. 9pm it gives us the ability to plan our time better to go do other things.
Radio silence is honestly more annoying than having to keep pushing something back.
Wait yall she said one of the new biomes, there’s multiple new ones??
They should say Friday release date and drop while your all
Sleeping
What time (pst) does valg leave?
Any day now for the love of the sanity
Valguero out yet?
dollie thank you for everything you do! you're amazing!

where my
Soon
user error i get 90+ on my 3080
slur
Bro you should not be getting 50fps on a 4080 lol
soon
4090 60 on medium-high settings with balanced dlss
Dollie is good I know she will put rates trust me
you’re so right beautiful
For pvp tbh yea it works better i miss pocket gigs and honestly cheaters don't matter regardless it just turns the beach spam into all cryofridges and generators
Possibly lmao she likes to see us squirm 😄
I heard there will be yes
@civic bison will tek striders be added to lost colony or tek sensors?
Bro is not using dlss
Mais não foi cancelado né?
They should drop trailer now to give us a tease
Dang at this rate I’ll reschedule my dentist appointment in the morning
Well I don’t play on Xbox, I have a PC and PS5 pro. My pc runs the game fine aswell same as my PS5
@civic bison when is val releasing?
yorio que haces aqui jasjajsasjadsja. soy el sapo te acuerdas?
yeah your making someone rich in btc
theyve had a few updates. seems they are actively working on it till release. i agree not having any parameters sucks though. My best guess is 7:30-9:30 pm
All hail the mighty dollie 
In ur dreams, it def ain’t coming out
@primal bridge
playing 4k max settings
Is it for tonight or tomorrow?
2060 with 160fps OVERCLOCKED FTW
Sure no
@civic bison Valg in the next 4 hours? Or shall I go sleep

@civic bison i heard u were releasing tek stryder early with this map?
n
I hear for insomnia delivery they offer 2x rates for 2 dozen cookies
I want that new bear so bad!
my guese is that val will drop in aorund 5-6 hours from now

3070 turned of any type of dlss or auto frame gen running 90-100 fps on an medium to high settings
Squash. Dead. Disassemble. Dead. Disassemble..DEAD??? No disassemble!!!
I wish but no bro
DROP THE MAP
Y’all ain’t got 5060? How good my fps will be?
Yes rates
When is it dropping est?
I assumed 1440p tbf
@civic bison what if CAT actually spelled dog?
いいよ来いよ!
😄 it never ends bro! hahaha also You're back! 😛
hurry up and drop the map
Will there be anything new for fear evolved this year?
Last time it was 2am
Not good
Dollie, is this update going to contain bug fixes? Template hammer still cant delete templates on ps5.
Publish the map now, we will go to work in 5 hours
Having pocketdinos was fun, more incentive too for people to kill you in open world, the cryofridge thing is so annoying, NO ONE complained about that in ASE i dont get why they did this change
I have a 5090
Why would they put rates on a new map?
I get 50-60 on all epic 1440p on a 4080 super, it’s ark after all
I hope not
Ya'll ever notice they release maps when NA players are going to bed so the EU and OC players can come in and pillar off entire maps?
I feel like we arent gonnabe able to play till late tonight or early morning
Timer Dollie
can we have an ETA pls ?
Ohhh I wanna know this too
Yes
What if its a catdog
True that
Time to go back to sleep, this is a joke.
Thought it was for cheaters but tbh it doesn't stop em only made em more creative
I'm tapping out. Going to bed. And accepting my fate. Valg base with be a raft for a few weeks.
Two glasses of beer for you! (Cause yer werkin it)
update is out announcement coming soon
YES
I swear the more I read this chat the more I want to jump into a death wall irl
Nice!
Alone in the world is a little catdog
vamos torcer para que não seja cancelado meu amor
China Numba 1
Valgueiro ❤️
Ark is literally the only game that would make a 4k pc looks like its a $200 potato
someone give eta my patience is running thin
@civic bison wheres my announcement
Is it for tonight or tomorrow? pls
Speak it marc
It’s not even EVENING PST yet lmao, you guys kill me 
@civic bison if theres another delay i might need therapy for the trauma u guys have given me
The timers are set around Chinese time zones
hows the hype for Val?

is this pillar thing a PVE thing ?
Within 20 minutes?
Dollie Did they change anything about the ABB biome in Valguero?
Tommorow
Deinonychus my beloved 

also idk if it’s me, but they always release maps in midnight
hypeeee!!!
You must not know pst time then….
Aura

Remember kids only 5pm pst now
Update for me too
Leedsicths or however you spell em aren't they on valg
He's here
Everyone be sure to check #status-updates , #announcements and the PINNED POSTS. There should be an incoming announcement soon
🐒

Hopefully not a delay but we all know lol 😂😂😂
se cancelar só resta chorar 😢
snail games team is so much better at developing stuff at ur own game wildcard
@civic bison All these teasers is why i have trust issues.
yes
My guess is it's still another 7 hours out of they still ain't said anything... 🥲
Any teasers you can give us for the map?
Update in coming restart discord
whos on small tribes here?
latest it will be is probably 9pm pst
Added rock drakes
@civic bison stop delaying ark maps
valg delayed yet? lol
Any updates besides the one from this morning
6x if delay
It is 5:39pm lmao evening is generally from 6-9pm. Nice try buddy
You do realize the release date was set for a week ago right? Sorry for being excited about my fav game dropping my fav map? Like WTH
in france ?
Go go power strangers!
type shiii.. snap?
1 bottles of wyvern milk on the wall, 1 bottles of wyvern milk, take one down, pass it around, 2 bottles of wyvern milk on the wall
MEGARAPTOR AND DEINONYCHUS DROP, WHO’S EXCITED 
it’s out for some people
IF we are gonna drop maps that have already been released before we should atleast drop them on time
🇧🇷


I have complete trust in the ark dev team 
Evening is 5:00 PM you noob don’t even come at me you trashcan PVE bob
If y'all havent' already this is your friendly reminder to check your graphics drivers and make any necessary updates. 
Nah I don’t know j
Não entendi
We don’t got all night to be waiting for a map that should of already been dropped hurry up 🤦🏿



rip
Everyone just chill. It’s probably not going to be fully dropped until tomorrow. Just go to sleep now
Hug shaped raptor I miss you soo!
They did say it be a LATE drop
2026
@civic bison when will map release
Just got to hug the coast.
Good luck lol
Resort to insults because small brain. It’s okay little buddy 
@civic bison make it 6x if it’s delayed pookie
L ragebait
Is the new map dropping what time ?
i feel bad for the people that took today off work only for it to be still unreleased
Since you're in Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) and evening in Pacific Standard Time (PST) runs from 6:00 PM to 9:00 PM PST, here's how that translates for you: toxic rere
Drop trailer
why force people to stay up so late bro
give me gen1 instead pls
to the people who has the update already what day is it for you guys
thats what a person who wants to take my map would say
so when i val
Hopefully we dont get 2x rates, I like the grind, it's part of the fun

Lmao😭
Just give an ETA 👀 They were announcing a big announcement an hour ago. Where is it?
Sunsetting on west coast guys, its not happening today, go to bed
That’s okay you’re wrong you also play pve which makes you a bob it’s basically 6 there so shhhhh you know nothing
No one forced u go to sleep
you val we val?
@civic bison why release it so late.
@civic bison went ghost
THOON 
Any updates
Ark the game that can have people arguing about Timezones lol
Announcement of the announcement of the announcement 🥀
Can we STOP pinging dollie?
That or you don't. It's only a quarter till 6 pst
no
so i can claim my spots
certs
shes the only person we can ping
All ark devs whenever something is suppose to happen 🥀
No
@civic bison when
Valguero will be dropping <t:1759892400:R> or maybe <t:1759906800:R>
It’s okay little buddy, you have school in the morning. Get some rest 
Go put a movie on and check back in 2 hrs
my educated guese from the last couple releases is around 5-7 hours from now
get ready for pillar spam
she dont want you she has pings off anyway
Not Xbox this time I hear
does everyone have the LC dlc? what we think'n bout the new elder bear?
Yeah, its the most annoying thing @civic bison has never addressed when the solution already exists on Atlas. Absolutely the #1 thing killing off their player base on PVE
Can we ping you instead?
@civic bison when
ark devs are too unskilled to actually give an eta
eu entendo suas necessidades
Why is it dropped in Pacific Time?
What are the chances oil cave is a behe sized entrance 😭
Yeah that’s evening dumbo, nice pfp, if that’s really you I’d change it
@still bloom start server please
Tagging her isn’t going to help lol
I want the message that tells me to go to bed
Você é Br?
becasue the world runs off cali time
Studio is there
@civic bison release it now

it amazes me people are still surprised when the map takes ages to drop
Only looser play pve anyway
thats where there studio is
@unique nexus because HQ is base in PST
Yk what sure
Are we there yet?
Because cali make the world go round
Val is baaaack!!!

Gonna Stay here till release?
@still bloom when is it gonna drop bro
So TEA can become alpha when everyone else is sleeping.
That's late afternoon, you noob. 6pm is evening
dont let it escape, thats my dinner right there
after all the map drops in ase im never shocked anymore
5 more minutes
100 × Failed Launches
100 × Disappointment
100 × Poor Communication
100× Meshing
100 × Lack of Trust
100 × Never on Time
100 × Unlatched Patches
100 × Failure to keep Word
100 ×Public Disappointment
@still bloom can you feed me
@still bloom how’s your day been?
Que pasó sapito como estás, te pasaste a pc?
Evening is NOT 5pm ?
one day they realese pre update
reactions are gone so i cant react to the cute otter 😭
Who asked
Yeah because she's the one releasing it her and her alone. SHe is the dev, she is the owner, she is the ONE and ONLY Dollie
🤡
because is the last timer of the earth 😂
YES
@civic bison @twilit grotto can you guys please at least say an specific time, cause its already Late-in-the-DAY
Hey that's a paw
can we get tek canteenn back
sii loco jsjasjjas
5007 island is ecperiencing real bad lag for about a week now. Any other island server with same issue?
need more otterly adorable gifs please keep them coming 
If working a real job with barely any time to play makes me a loser sure...
Can you u guys enable railguns again alread
Idk why everyone even trips when nee maps and events flop wildcard and snailgames are known for hyping up the community for failure
se é isso que você precisa que eu seja
when will be 100x on server xd
no.
New and old feathery raptors coming, anyone excited? I can’t wait to breed an all black megaraptor and my beloved Lime or cyan on black deinonychus 
ETA ?
Lol
Val when?
100 × Failed Launches
100 × Disappointment
100 × Poor Communication
100× Meshing
100 × Lack of Trust
100 × Never on Time
100 × Unlatched Patches
100 × Failure to keep Word
100 ×Public Disappointment
@still bloom fix the lag
Is there a trailer to val or nah?
3 am right now bro
@hardy iris hows launch night coming for val? everyone as crazed as ever?
🍼
Lol they used to give etas all the time and the community absolutely went apeshit whenever they were mere minutes over the deadline.
The only thing they should do is say for the players on later time zones if it definitely won't be live in a set time frame so folks can rest without worrying that the map will release.
THOON 
Já saiu o Valgueiro?
Just annouced delayed until decemeber 9th
👀👀
Well it always been DELAYed and when they do drop it super late when most east coast is off to bed….
Ark players realizing that the update is supposed to be later in the day in PST:
Hey guys just a friendly reminder that if you can use discord you can also use google to lookup when the evening hour is, which is 5:00, so that’s ok pve bobs keep cry to mr ballzax cryyyyy cryyyy cryyy more to me
NO MORE OTTER
Later in the day is soon approaching
esse ta te querendo
99 elder claws on the wall, 99 elder claws
Valgueiro talk to me
Some of yall must be miserable souls
There so gross
“007” ass
@civic bison Man, just say it was delayed all ready
The otters must dance val is thoon
Go to sleep guys, the map is releasing at 11:59PM PST
Oh hey! I remember you 😛
Dollie said a time will be announced soon
Mds ele está a usar tradutor
bro you are the one literally trying hello
it is later in the day pst
Ayeee how have you been !
bad troll, back to the cave now
Facts
It's too late bro there's a 100% chance it's gonna be delayed "again"
S O O N
Soon
Just cry about it mate, we’re getting a new map soon so who cares atm
Where did she say this
Any update when it realeses ?
The poor unfortunate souls huh?
no never
please make ark great again @civic bison
Valguero launch. Me: ZzZzZz
Soon
Check the pins
Yall do realize it’s PST evening now. So commenting “It ReLeAsEs PsT eVeNiNg” is irrelevant
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Announce that got delayed by 1 week again 🫠
That's really me. I'm not ashamed of what I was in my way younger days.
soon dollie will let us know its coming soon 🙏
quer ter bebês dinossauros comigo
@civic bison for tlc creatures are the tek varients also gonna get the tlc?
How long until it opens? @civic bison
@still bloom where did you get your profile picture?
Ggs boys dollie m.i.a
THOON 
@wet birch oi princesa
You guys can keep @ me please keep crying to mr ballzaxxx plsss keep the tears flowing cryyyy cryyy cryyy more to mr ballzax
Everyone be sure to check #status-updates , #announcements and the PINNED POSTS. There should be an incoming announcement soon
in pain and in need lol

i see it says soon but maybe that was a typo and she means noon?
Releasing Tuesday! No wait next Tuesday! No wait Tuesday night but also Wednesday morning for 90% of people! Whoops don’t worry guys, will 100% happen again next map launch!
Yes it is 5:45 PST. Later in the day. It’s about to become later tonight because the sings going down.
while yall are worrying about the release, im taking all your dinos
Good! Yourself? 🙂 (sorry I am in timeout 1 minute 😄 )
Pois é, estou percebendo 🤣
Gang it’s about 5:45 where SWC is, it’s NOWHERE close to being later. It’s releasing in like 2 hours stop whining Jesus Christ
sure
oioi ja tava aberto o geral aqui
In 14 min we will get the release time. That time will be 1 hour from then
Here we go 🤡
Ark Survival Ascended: “Our delays even have delays! Get wrecked Survivor!”
when did I cry im waiting patiently because this happens everytime
Si
Welcome back pup
„Please use common sense“ 🤣
Ty Dollie
Resting my eyes
joga pve ?
Fm lmao
roughly from 5 or 6 p.m. to around 9 or 10 p.m
womp womp
Can’t, it’s not common anymore
How long until it opens? @civic bison
This is taking too long, time for my monthly shower I guess
Ty @civic bison
6 to 7?
@hardy iris Hows launch night for val coming? still crazed as ever?
@grok how long is soon
We got all the pve bobs here in one place so I’d like to make an announcement, if you ain’t PVP you ain’t NOTHING BUT THE TIDE, ROLL TIDE
You excited for both feathery raptors? 
So no head
honestly and its not like they ever care to keep us updated on anything 😂
is emotes turned off
My money is on it getting delayed
I reckon it releases like Ragnarok and drops at 3AM. PST
Dollie about to graduate with a full cap and gown with all this cappin
type shi we got like 6-7 hours before release
🥀
Será? Kk 🤭
THOON 
Eating popcorn while watching this chat, too good.
LMFAO
Lmao looks pretty accurate
It is weird not to see Rassclark streaming I can’t lie
dies from too much wait
🍿
I played Ark at 3AM, (the megaraptor stalked me????)
this is crazy
Every release theres a delay i hate it but man do i love to watch the chaos it causes in the discord lots if fun to watch thank you @civic bison
You sharing?
Favorite part of launch days is watching the chat
Mfs it’s NOT getting delayed, it’s not even funny anymore. It’s releasing soon and we’re about to get a time in like 13 minutes. Can we PLEASE wait before assuming things???
This chats not as bad as before Lokey
1776
When does release time get annoucned
Would you rather no communication
Why waste energy on getting upset over the delays? Ark has never been considerate or given a shit about its player base and has never, never, never, been reliable or on time with a release. Half expecting a last second message for further delays. It will come when it comes. Do other shit meantime.
Hello, unfortunately, Dexter, the little monkey from the studio, stole the USB key containing the update and threw it from the 16th floor of our premises. We are forced to cancel the update.
If you’re on mobile just tap on the chat name up top then click “pins”
Where my valguiro
100% ele está a dar em cima de todas 😂
callate el osico
All might and powerful ark moderators can you please give us some sort of insight on if we’re allowed to go on with our day or it’s dropping in 16 minutes
I can't wait to get aimbotted on smalls

Everyone BLINKER CHECK
Weren’t they announcing a big announcement an hour ago? Where is that?
@civic bison you love taking away our sleep lol
Raas isn't streaming so im guessing probably tomorrow
hello
Blah blah blah
Absolutely
You must be new around these parts.
Jogo sim 🤭
based
fuckass Dexter bro
Everyone needs to chill out right now
Soon check the pins
Hi Couch!
soon
Everyone just bend over and spell run out loud
OOOOOGAAAA BOOOOGA
In 2029
🍿 🍿
THOON 
maybe he aint streaming because its 2am for him...just a thought
ATTENTION PVE NOOBS, if you don’t play pvp you ain’t a real ark player and that’s ongggg if you play PVE you are TRASH at the game.
hey @steady basalt
This your first map release? lol
NO1 IS FILMING!!! Prob soon
What messages
release the dlccccccc
did they do the same thing as this september 30th
Teaser! Lol
Where can I spawn for the white cliffs of Dover lol
I’ve been here through every drop since original Abb, I have been around these parts for TOO long
Screw u ark
your a d1 rider
we want val! we want Val!! repeat with me !! FREEDOM VAL
pvp players value the game over real life and it shows
.
Either 0/10 ragebait, or you need to quit buying eBay tames 😭
Dollie Nova needs treats so val can release thooner
So about 9 pm their time did they say evening drop if so then this is almost not evening
Everyone CHILL the F**K out!
Germany is 2:49 night ahhh i waiting
anyone seen rotaderps new video lmao
no you lie, no proof
people must forget how many times gen 1 got delayed lol
its only coming when they make that stuff transferable
Double blinker check except for the opps
Valguero comes out at 11pm CST
So says the mighty cry baby.
Hello little bro!
Whoever cares which mode other players play in. That’s so weird 😂😂😂
Need that info so I can take a lil nap 😴
lmaooo
One year later
Que doideira 🤣🤣
Mies
Clearly the wrong reply hehe
Nah frl boutta go smoke a j atp
U need some milk 🥛
ETA MAP pls ?
@prisma jungle can we have a server list soon? Or nopers
How long until it opens? @civic bison
I love your ombré name omg
ever tried Js from ark? that shit tastes good bro, trust
Hey, hi, pve player here. Why would I play a game in pvp against players trying to end me when the pve part will do it just fine without the incentive to steal my shit?
Tenha cuidado...😂
Does anyone know how many small servers will be opened?
Take a nap guys
does anyone know if valg will be payed? or if its free
my pvp server is so excited for Val Q_Q hope it's soon
Us all just waiting for Valg to drop 😭
ur mm milk i accept
If valguero doesnt release ill become gay and eat a man whopper
dies of delay

what an odd thing to say
let @civic palm do things
Yes maam. I barely know how to use discord lmao. Just here for the Val update lol
No U
With all the cancel Xbox subscriptions, we should have less lag lol now to get rid of the PlayStation 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we just get a map called DELAYED just so we won't be surprised by it?
Ok me just gonna cry in corner brb
Nah bro I ain’t never try that ark pack, should I invest?
I guarantee it will be 24 delayed
Some people are just rude
It seems like people need a concrete time instead of waiting for real time updates. Make it easy on yourselves and release it tomorrow.
I just realized that I can technically do other things while waiting rather than watch this chat. Who knew!?
is he wrong ?
Agreed
@civic bison y’all doing a stream?
🙁 GIFS getting deleted because they contain a link
How old are you jit 5
is the terrain in redwood going to change alot or will that be like in ase?
Right
How long until it opens? @civic bison
Ready valguero?
Can we get the map already
do they ? only company to delay a delay aswell as announce est evening then edit it to pst...
yes twin invest
W ragebait
can i get a oooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa
"It’s funny how some people think playing PvP automatically makes them ‘real’ Ark players. The truth is, real Ark players respect others no matter how they choose to enjoy the game. If you need to put others down to feel superior, maybe it’s not PvE players who are trash — maybe it’s your attitude that needs a respawn.
where is my valguero ):C
Pode deixar rss
what part of map will have pyro?
Dollie's notifs must be going crazy rn xD
explain
If everyone got access to gifs it would be chaos xD
Every heard of a typo
@civic bison will valg be payed or free???
How much closer to "soon" have we gotten?
Up my
can they fix the server hitch with titans

is he wrong tho XD
When is valguero coming out
On the contrary, being late for the interview is part of the job requirement
Free
wildcard being wildcard
Vbetter blck community bbc
updates anyything at all?
I'm here for the dramatic responses and I also try to get people to freak out about it hehe People need to chillax! It is just a game. I just wanna know when to restart my server 😛
Idek at this point
Holy tuff😬
Let there be till Val drops please I beg 🙏
And you’re jojos fan? Yeah you know ball, have u ever tried the Fortnite cart?
raiding, defending, and general pvp is fun af
Gng wait 8 minutes and then judge 🥀
Have you seen 5vp
Wait, we’re gonna get a deinonychus boss aren’t we? Ragnarok got the wyvern, and then the other unofficial maps got the dlc creature bosses.
We’re totally getting a deinonychus queen that summons minions which deal bleed 
Next month
Any ETA +- ?
This. I just care about playing ark. Who gives an eff what other modes others play? Super weird
I need my access
After gta 6
I love this channel every launch


@civic bison Can i go to sleep or take a nap?
Every Single map from asa was delayed Crazy work
do Ur paychecks get delayed like you guys delay every single map you release
same xd
PvP Bob is going crazy
Might we mayhaps get the trailer dropped early to give us some hype as we wait for the official map release for val?
need to post the sorry folks parks closed gif anytime someone asks
😂😂😂😂 you got me dying that is absolutely hilarious
Isnt it the best?
City Boys up official small tribes 6969
How long until it opens? @civic bison
She’s going to give us a time soon
Check pins
You're too small to even fit in a little tea cup

I have come to the conclusion that @civic bisons soon and mine are worlds apart 🙂
bro I use every cart whenever I’m shopping for new sneakers and hats🗣️🗣️
Giant deinonychus the size of gigas
@civic bison am I allowed to sleep and eat?
@civic bison just dropped update in #ark-survival-ascended
Lmfao
We need more otter gifs
Hey raas bro
Bet they delay there breaks when there workers want a break
Here hold this 🏳️🌈
Soooooooooooooooooon!
🍿
Same lol
I just wanna know if i can sleep or stay up lmao
Português PT ou BR?
#general message the timezone change was just my mistake 

We had some old pvpers join our pve tribe. They loved the adrenaline rush of survivial but said the mega tribes made them hate pvp cause it was "join us or get crushed."

i see no problem here
Everyone be sure to check #status-updates , #announcements and the PINNED POSTS. There should be an incoming announcement soon
never
THOON 
Don’t try reasoning, these people lose all their brain cells on launch day
can we have an ETA +- pls
uii
It's free
WIPE HYPE
Pt
I mean yea but for official its a massive time sync so I get why but also yeaaaa it'd be great to get a general range thats less than a day maybe sum like a 2 hour range of later
The mod/admins are teasers 😄 also I can't wait to see how good Val looks 🙂 I miss that map. Then they can really work on the gen set 😉
You’re not allowed to make mistakes though
Quick someone give up their first born for the time to be dropped
it's free 
LIes
@civic bison can we please have a look at the trailer?
that was said an hour ago though ......
Just give us an ETA already for the love of god
sounds like they sucked at pvp 😭
Wish chat was in slow mode some of these post a hilarious 
If babe ruth fist fights jackie chan then valg is coming out today and it will be perfect

or we just don’t have time and rather have a calm experience
Aww, I wanted to post the Spaceballs gif “When will then be now?” “Soon.”
How long until it opens? @civic bison

Any updates?
hypeeee
dollie come on
No problem 
Que legal!!
go to szleep bro it wont be till tomorrow. its 9pm eastern. itll be atleast midnight before they even update us
There have been new pins added in that time
im really hyped,m love new maps
It was a mis input calm down I said calm down!!!!
@civic bison when are we getting our map
She messaged 20 mins ago. Check the pins
SOONASAUSUS
lets be real is ts coming out tonight
Yet its the PvPers that cry about everything and get things nerfed for us PvRers. Crybaby Pvpers.
Hi Dollie! 
I wish the east coast could have one launch where they dont get screwed over
Yea 20 mins ago check pins
we want val now

you’re doing a great job sweetie 
@civic bison have u put out a eta for val i missed it if so

So real they never on time lol
Be patient people
val is overrated!!! 🏃♂️➡️
🫶🏻
what is the over/under on before 2am cst?
@civic bison can we breed our elderclaws when Val comes out 👉👈
Please let there be a delay 🙏
Wish we could all just be in a vc and just sit quietly for a lil bit yk have some jazz playing whilst waiting for the wipe
@civic bison when u put a announcement
So @civic bison is it dropping soon or should i go to sleep Just wondering
Dollie how long till update
This reminds me of when I was a kid asking when we would get there. The answer was always soon, and 10 people in the van would say how soon is soon.
🤓
Yeah.. because it’s releasing on PST not AST/EST times..????
what type of pvp
I always forget valg exists honestly
@civic bison your fired for caping
How cool would it be to have the next announcement just drop it lol
nope not seeing them so idk
Theres no laws against the elderclaws batman

I get it. I have seen official networks... it does get crazy in there
this guy dates his hand
Lmao frrr
I only watch pvp but only play pve so you probably right

@civic bison send me ur snap
you can breed elder
yup
4 am and i still waiting just tell us it come today or no
Why are people so mean to Dollie 🤔 Yall realize she’s the one with the info right?
but like who can make cool bases
THOON 
Great mon choice man 🔥
yes, it's still evening PST (it's not even late yet haha) and we're on track. I'm just waiting for some confirmation before I share the precise time which should be literally any minute now
it is still noon on PST so no worries
I giggled at that
don't we all? 🙂
So let’s say it doesn’t get delayed will it be released by time I wake up in 6 hours
🥀
Be nice everyone plays the way they want no reason to be toxic
Xddd
@civic bison whats you new fav claw or mega
get me a Pepsi couch
**ANY eta **pls ?
still no valguaro?
Já conheceu o Brasil? Kk
20 ish minutes ago
Thank you
no no no, this was me hitting on Dollie 🫠 I'm just awkward
Joga sempre?
Its almost like Trump is running WildCARD...
spirit burrrrrrrrr
do you know dizzy?
What a loser ass thing to say 😂
gamergate tbh
How long until it opens? @civic bison
Eu moro aqui kk
Não nunca fui aí 😂
A real one, mais tugas
👍
I wanna no how to take the glow up bear 🐻 lol
12 am pst yall chillllll when they say the 7th we all know they mean the 8th everywhere else in the world
Fucking told yall but yall don’t listen, honestly should release the trailer tho
@civic bison when the fuuuu we be gettin that map cuh
Dude probably lives in the mesh
ayobbygurl
trailer trailer trailer
4 mins
PLEASE KEEP @ MR BALLZAX, he loves tears of PVE BOBS
@civic palm i need some big league chew
@civic bison tek grill when?
@civic bison have you seen the new megaraptor and elder claw yet?

Weirdo
Love it 😅💜
Delay it until Thursday night please

@civic bison bora
Attention PVP young Old people, when I wake up in the morning I still have a base
@civic bison gen 2 when? I need exomek 😛
Take your time im at work 😩
The delay isnt late guys 😀
I still think fish should have as many categories as the berries do now. Fisshhh

Faz o L entao
I just want elderclaw and megaraptor, will they spawn on ragnorok when update comes out?
The sun isn't even down yet
@civic bison just a quick question will it come out in the next 5 hours ?
W admin
make ark great again
Are you going trick or treating on Halloween?
@civic bison lock in
Dollie I hope u bite ur toung😡
English only please
still no time still not right
What time is it at PST?
🖤👉👈
What do yall even do on pve 🤔
any day day, I will here you say its out my love
omg hi Melegor love you miss you
Please just tell them that a time release can be announced in about an hour so they can sleep for a bit 😭
Qual estado?
BREAKING NEWS i have no news keep waiting
Don't kink shame. It's unbecoming.
I'm not used to the long wait time on talking in here
9pm, already hours passed my bedtime
Brick
Touch grass
Tuga? No way haha
New Dino submission. Diskarenosaur. Special ability, asking when soon is and complaining when you don’t put blueprints in your library storage alphabetically.
Habitat is discord
Taming method: Untameable like jellyfish.
SO DO I WHEN I WAKEUP, bc i am OP at pvp thats why you all are too afraid to play on the same server as me ezzzzzz ezzzzz CRY MORE TO BALLZAX
Hand dating 🤣
🧐
Y'all on here and we out raiding Y'alls bases rn
I GOT ARIZONA GREEN TEA
Yeah but it isn’t delayed.. and I’ve been telling people that the release date is in PST not EST and they seem to NOT understand
24h more 
@civic bison is breathing preparing to put in the announcement. She has to prepare her mind and body for what comes next. Her mouse is hovering over the send button, only for her to hesitate more and more in hopes that before she sends it out, the game will be updating. But, she knows in her heart, the delay she is about to announce, will cause mass hysteria.
its 3 am here mate

Guessin no luck yet
VALGGGGG
Okay yall be good smh
Arizona, Israel, close to Colmbia
I don't speak English
see you guys at 3 AM Eastern time start downloading Valguero Ascended Map Launch
wat lol
4:30 am
Any update normal delays until Friday until they release it over the weekend so they can abandon support?
Hola saludos ✌️
Eu vou provavelmente dormir, não me apetece ficar a espera, e fala inglês, os mods vão chatear se
@civic bison likes dinosaurs too much
uhu vai palmeiras
we are waiting
will be sunrise before we get it lol
English only please
dinner
not late for you but the other 99.9% or the world it is. not to mention you are a week over due for launch
OKAY IT IS TIME TO SHARE THE TIME
Eta?
dollie typing in #status-updates rn guys the update aboutta come out
please no xbox cert delay today lol
