general-chat

[twin flower]

a feeding tube prolly

[modest flume]

You don't

[delicate vapor]

[drowsy axle]

i don't even see that working since the entire mouse (and likely throat cavity) is taken up by the vox

[vivid zinc]

Ever seen that one episode of South Park?

[drowsy axle]

hold on i'll get an image of it to better show what i mean

which chat do i post this in?

[waxen dust]

Is it just me or is the lag so bad today

[sweet wraith]

I know the one you're talking about

It's really something

[drowsy axle]

dude i want it so bad

[sweet wraith]

Makes the voice sound really fucked up and distorted

[drowsy axle]

well now i want it even more

oh also i got it's name: voicebox rebreather

[patent grove]

Are the original stalker games worth playing

[twin flower]

well its not like they actually eat so idk if that was taken into consideration for the design

[twin flower]

pretty fun imo

[drowsy axle]

here's my idea for an ideal one: this one, the intra-cranial augment, and a bionic eye

[twin flower]

STALKER 2 was a bit janky but I heard theres a big update coming to fix some gameplay & performance issues

[sweet wraith]

They get fed nutrient paste through a hole in their neck, probably

[drowsy axle]

it does however raise the question and is fun to think about for autists like me

[twin flower]

yeah I mentioned a feeding tube of some kind too

[patent grove]

Stalker 2 was fun

[delicate vapor]

I kidnapped them

[drowsy axle]

inb4 we get a ton of implant cosmetics with a skitarii class

[delicate vapor]

that pepsi from yesterday

did NOT have pepsi inside it

[twin flower]

imposter pepsi

[sweet wraith]

pepsus

[drowsy axle]

worse

it had coca-cola

[delicate vapor]

idk if what I drank is going to make me sick

[sweet wraith]

grandfather has you now

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[drowsy axle]

well if it does i hope it tastes better the second time

[delicate vapor]

[vivid zinc]

Im gonna go make myself a peach/mango/strawberry/pineapple smoothie

[modest flume]

You deserve it

[fallen tree]

you mean the warm pepsi left out? why would you even drink it

[delicate vapor]

its cold now

[modest flume]

It's Elios you're talking to, c'mon now

If you tell him his yard full of dirt was chocolate, he'd eat it

[delicate vapor]

o right the kfc app

[modest flume]

(Elios I love ya bud)

[vivid zinc]

Don't worry it was just full of spit n ash from cigs

[delicate vapor]

yeah fuck this warframe bug im gonna tide bfore gym

[fallen tree]

dorktide

[delicate vapor]

9.95 for 6 pieces of chicken

[hazy valley]

LMFAO yeah

[hidden whale]

mmh chickn....

gimme a bite...

[fallen tree]

damn nice

where from

[hidden whale]

I havent had meat in weeks ;.;

[delicate vapor]

kfc

[fallen tree]

o

[modest flume]

The Franklin roast in Binary

[fallen tree]

we were gonna have kfc last night..

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

went with HJs

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[fallen tree]

double angry whopper 🤤

[acoustic pebble]

Male Savant: "You are wasting your time trying to provoke me."

Female Anarchist: "YoU aRe WaStInG yOuR tImE tRyInG tO pRoVoKe Me"

[delicate vapor]

gonna check what red rooster has

[modest flume]

Bodyguard: You and I, we are alike!

Heavy: Now, there's no need to throw insults like that around, son.

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi Tithe-rat! Look, a Jokaero!"

Male Maul: "BE! SILENT!!"

Male Anarchist: "No, really! You can see it swinging with it's-"

Male Maul: "SHUT UP!!"

[tribal wave]

I have nearly got the shot pistol and riot shield to level 20 and am only now realizing it's a shotgun.

[acoustic pebble]

Shot pistol*

[mystic fossil]

Folkkk

[modest flume]

Bodyguard: Just remember, it's my turn to be boss!

Heavy: Don't be a Commissar's Hat. You ain't cut out to be a boss.

Bully: If he gets a hat, I get one too!

Brawler: Vol-un-teer-ing to be in charge, sah!

Heavy: When I'm ratfodder, son. Not before.

[mystic fossil]

I mean bolter is tech a grenade launcher

[tribal wave]

My 1 brain cell needs to do some pushups because that is sad.

[acoustic pebble]

I love how the Ogryns have full conversations if all four are there

[delicate vapor]

got the $5.50 red rooster lunch special

[modest flume]

Same, Ogryns are genuinely peak in this game

I've loved them even since DoW

[fallen tree]

yommm

[modest flume]

Heavy calling Fanatic a "daft Kroot" is never not funny

[acoustic pebble]

Many of the conversations in this game are amazing

[tender horizon]

Hey what's the best part of the 40k horde shooter you play?

The dialogue

[tribal wave]

Especially the mk3. Though a proper grenade machine gun would be a cool addition. Perhaps a temp weapon you pick up for a short duration? Fix ammo and once it's out it's out and you drop it.

[tribal wave]

second best part is it's basically cheap therapy.

[acoustic pebble]

Female Anarchist: "Will you pray for me? I've done some terrible things"

Male Judge: "Of course! All is forgiven if it done in the Beneficent Emperors name!"

Female Anarchist: "And if it was because I was bored?"

Male Judge: "That... would depend. But I promise to be eloquent on your behalf."

[modest flume]

ATP the dialogue keeps me going more than the game, the stability is atrocious

[mystic fossil]

I find my stability pretty good

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi! Killjoy!"

Male Judge: "[Groans] What is it now?"

Male Anarchist: "Nothing! Hah! I just wanted to see if you were listening!"

Male Judge: "[Holy groaning] Beneficent Emperor... give me strength..."

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "No point being coy, I KNOW you're a maniac underneath!"

Female Fatalist: "Once again, you reveal your poor judgement"

Male Anarchist: "Yeah, you keep saying that but I know better"

Female Fatalist: "You know hardly anything at all!"

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Come on! I know you're hurting, give me a little scream"

Male Maul: "BE SILENT!!"

Male Anarchist: "Nah, that was more of a growl. Try again"

Male Maul: "[Growls]"

[modest flume]

Heavy: You're a good little fighter, toady.

M!Cutthroat: Little? I'm not little!

Heavy: Yeah? Little, and squeaky.

M!:Cutthroat: Stop talking now.

Heavy: Little, and squeaky, and insecure.

[sand monolith]

How much/many resources should i horde for all of admechs weapon masteries and necessities to roll good weapons? Should 10 million dockets be enough? I have 7 million dockets 200k plasteel and aimilar diamite. Am i too light. Im talking specifically for admech dlc weapons and i guess any other new weapons

[ripe tangle]

so today I gardened

and I dug out and set up another planting bed

I’m going to grow watermelons

[acoustic pebble]

FUCK YEAH WATERMELONS!!

Best fruit

[ripe tangle]

I also ate dububuchim tonight

I’m in a good mood

[acoustic pebble]

A dudu-what?

[delicate vapor]

[ripe tangle]

dububuchim

fried tofu

[acoustic pebble]

Oh

[ripe tangle]

it’s good with soy sauce, sesame seeds and oil and rice

[modest flume]

Heavy: Why do you always look at me like I'm about to Wallop ya?

F!Cutthroat: I cannot imagine. Maybe it's your winning personality and happy-go-lucky nature?

Heavy: I don't have either of those.. Wait. Are you giving me lip? Need a thump to learn some manners?

F!Cutthroat: And you wonder why I look at you like this.

Heavy: I don't wonder, I cog-ee-tate.

F!Cutthroat: Go do it somewhere else, will ya!?

[acoustic pebble]

Female Bounty Hunter: "Think you can give me some covering fire?"

Male Professional: "Yeah, I can do that."

Female Bounty Hunter: "Appreciated. Thanks handsome"

Male Professional: "Just be sure to keep your head do- wait WHAT?"

[ripe tangle]

anyway yeah

going to grow stuff

[modest flume]

I've never heard that

But I knew she had something for M!Professional

[ripe tangle]

also while digging out the bed I found so many earth worms!

[modest flume]

Free protein

[ripe tangle]

good for fishing

[drowsy axle]

i forget which one the professional's for

[acoustic pebble]

Female Outlaw crushes on Male Professional the most

[acoustic pebble]

Veteran

[modest flume]

M!Judge and M!Prof really out here building harems in the grim dark future

[mystic fossil]

Prof??

Which one is that

[modest flume]

The Professional

[acoustic pebble]

Female Outlaw: "I like a big strong man who knows his way around a bit of carnage"

Male Professional: "Oh, I don't doubt it"

Female Outlaw: "A shame you're so moody"

Male Professional: "It works for me"

[modest flume]

For Vet

[mystic fossil]

I thought it was professor for a sec😭

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional: "Don't crowd me!"

Female Outlaw: "Maybe I don't want anything to happen to you, ever think of that?"

Male Professional: "I'll take my chances"

Female Outlaw: "With the rotters or with me?"

[thick fog]

Can't wait for skulls and next class to drop so I can dump another hundred hours after my break

[thick fog]

Professional very likely lectured many new recruit guardsmen on his time at regiment

[mystic fossil]

At their power level they were prob a kasrkin

I would listen

[modest flume]

Yeah that's the one I remember

Fatshark forgot they made Prof John Darktide for a sec

[delicate vapor]

[crude hull]

If the lex is so cool, then why don't we ever see him?

Must be fake.

[drowsy axle]

you know what'd be a fun cosmetic?

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon: "So, how's the bachelor?"

Male Professional: "Throne... give me a break..."

Male Cutthroat: "What's this about?"

Female Loose Cannon: "Someone got a little popular with the ladies from the lower hive"

Male Professional: "They're just teasing! Theres nothing to read into!"

Male Cutthroat: "Dunno. I can see it."

[drowsy axle]

kruber's beard

[drowsy axle]

god i need to hear this convo sounds funny as hell

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon has a crush on the Male Bounty Hunter too

[jaunty path]

Leave it to my slob of a mother to instead of washing the dishes, she makes more dishes

[crude hull]

Hive Scum: You gonna cover me lump?

Ogryn: Cover you in what?

Hive Scum: I MEANT, give me covering fire!

Ogryn: Cover you in fire? Eh? Still, if that's what you want...

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

The most annoying part is she used my dads lunch tin as a cereal bowl instead of doing the fucking dishes

[marsh iris]

professional scum baiter

[drowsy axle]

really gotta be careful how you word things with ogryns they will take it 100% literal

tho none of these convos come close to the absolute fucking hilarity of some of the vermintide 2 convos

[jaunty path]

Thats an asshole move right??? Seeing the damn dishes and going "not my job" when you've done NOTHING all day?????

[acoustic pebble]

Scum are baiting alright

Huehuehuehue

[drowsy axle]

they're masters at it alright

[crude hull]

"Is this cousin Okri of yours...real?"

book of grudges intensifies

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon: "Go on, hit me with one of those cold, appraising stares!"

Male Bounty Hunter: "What are you TALKING about?"

Female Loose Cannon: "Oh yeah that's the stuff! Makes me feel dead worthless~"

Male Bounty Hunter: "[Chuckling] You've got a problem"

Female Loose Cannon: "Keep em coming! You can't have too much of a good thing!"

[drowsy axle]

mate if bardin took half the shit the other 4 say to him seriously that book would be half full of their interactions alone

"keep doing that and i'll take your beard" for example

[modest flume]

And if you squint, M! Maul

[drowsy axle]

ironically enough, saltzpyre is the leader, kruber's the glue that keeps the group together and bardin's the heart

[hidden whale]

wtf

[crude hull]

I honestly love how they keep giving the cadian shit lol

[drowsy axle]

someone will be having a shit day and bardin will appear out of seemingly nowhere two beers in hand and let them vent

[modest flume]

Yeah, similar convo with Maul

[crude hull]

"Go ahead mention cadia again!"

"I know you want too."

[modest flume]

I don't want to see tomorroooow

unleeeeeeeess

[acoustic pebble]

I remember seeing that one too

[modest flume]

I see it with yooooouuuuuuu

[acoustic pebble]

And Maul is just disgusted

[crude hull]

Maul: Someone is spreading rumours.... JOKAERO RUMORS.

[drowsy axle]

i like the one where the scottish hive scum gives the deep voice zealot shit for yelling all the time

[hidden whale]

and the elf is ANNOYING

[hazy valley]

Fem Loose Cannon is such a vibe

[hidden whale]

:>

[hazy valley]

She's a kindred spirit

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon: "Here we go again, the hero of Tertium and her plucky sidekick!"

Male Bounty Hunter: "You better not be talking about me!"

Female Loose Cannon: "Don't get offended. Put in the effort and you'll have a sidekick of your own one day"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Oh I wish I was working alone..."

[somber stream]

ERECT MORE DATA CENTER

[crude hull]

An elven woman with a superiority complex and walking insecurities? Seems accurate to me sips coffee

Elves are kind of hard to pull off in a non annoying way honestly lol

[drowsy axle]

she's a wood elf, you should expect that, tho when she calls me lumberfoot it makes me feel things that would get me bonked

[drowsy axle]

a wood elf who are most known for being the most arrogant pricks in the setting

so yeah she looks down on everyone and thinks she's superior

took until the fucking end times for them to even acknowledge sigmar as a god

[crude hull]

Lol dang

[hazy valley]

[drowsy axle]

just remember everytime kerillian annoys you she's a wood elf, they're just like that

[hazy valley]

I'll help

[acoustic pebble]

I won't lie... the Female Bounty Hunters voice gives me a stiffy

[crude hull]

Because usually in other games like elder scrolls, the high elves are insufferable and the wood elves are humble.

[drowsy axle]

sorry for darktide i'm mommy hadron all the way

[crude hull]

Although the wood elves in elder scrolls can be....problematic.

[drowsy axle]

oh no the high elves are also prideful too

[hazy valley]

Savant Psyker makes my head swim a little bit sometimes

[drowsy axle]

just the wood elves are that but taken to 11

[modest flume]

Get you a freak like Sefoni (She kisses you on the forehead and says she loves you)

[lethal socket]

the things I would do for female loose cannon

Oh man

[hazy valley]

The French accents gets me

[drowsy axle]

MOMMY. HADRON.

[crude hull]

Meanwhile swagger trying to hook up with hadron.

[hazy valley]

I should not be drinking

[twin flower]

lotta people drinking today

[hazy valley]

I think it was Alice who mentioned drinking and I realised I hadn't had a purple haze in so long

this tastes like candy in a cup

[twin flower]

huh, never heard of it

is it like a beer

[crude hull]

Swagger: I must say it's simple splendid to be spending more time in your presence, dear lady.

Hadron: let me assure you, your crude attempts at flattery fall upon deaf ears.

Swagger: Did I say splendid? I of course meant INTOXICATING!~

Hadron: If it is intoxication you seek, you need only speak to magos biologis kharib.

[acoustic pebble]

The things I'll let Female Bounty Hunter do to me... and Female Maul too

[lethal socket]

yeahh

[modest flume]

PURPLE HAZE, ALL IN MY BRAIN

[lethal socket]

yeahhh

[modest flume]

LATELY THINGS THEY DON'T SEEM THE SAME

[hazy valley]

1.5 ounces vodka, 0.5 ounce raspberry liqueur, 2 ounces cranberry juice

[modest flume]

ACTIN FUNNY BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY

'SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THE S KY

[hazy valley]

I got grey goose vodka so it goes so smooth

[twin flower]

[lethal socket]

I wish GW would release official art of Farsight and Guillinman shirtless and oiled up while passionately making out

thats all I want

[crude hull]

Die monster you don't belong in this world

[twin flower]

Interestingg

[crude hull]

It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh

[modest flume]

What is man?

[lethal socket]

damn right it is

and we need

[crude hull]

I was called here by...GAMES WORKSHOP

[crude hull]

breaks wine glass A miserable little pile of secrets!

[crude hull]

Who wish to pay ME tribute!

[lethal socket]

Also, I want like Shadowsun or the twin lances to step on me with their hooves

[crude hull]

Tribute? You steal men's income! And make them your slaves!

[lethal socket]

just saying

[crude hull]

Perhaps the same could be said of ALL wargames.

[acoustic pebble]

Also I think the Male Bounty Hunter likes the Female Savant

[delicate vapor]

Gym time

[crude hull]

Luv me dumbbells
Luv me protein
Luv me Emprah
Simple as

[delicate vapor]

Corpse emperor

[drowsy axle]

i remember a female hive scum and a female psyker having a convo about a girl's night out and the hive scum sounded genuinely sad that the psyker can't let loose and wanted to fix it

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter: "Your target priority could use work"

Female Savant: "Sometimes when I am overwhelmed, self-preservation takes over"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Resist it. It's gonna steer you wrong"

Female Savant: "Thank you. I will take your warning to heart"

[crude hull]

Honestly I'm curious what the next story campaign will even be

[acoustic pebble]

The Anarchist HS and the Seer Psyker ye

[vivid zinc]

What in the LARPING is going on in here?

[acoustic pebble]

Darktide convos

[marsh iris]

sex

[crude hull]

It feels like we're starting to approach chaos Marine level threats

[vivid zinc]

I'm surprised that GW is letting FS use things like Beasts of Nurgle n whatnot. That's above our paygrade.

[marsh iris]

why bounty hunter so soft on saike

[crude hull]

A lot of the things we fight as a strike team is above our pay grade.

Daemonhosts, chaos spawns, beasts of nurgle, chaos ogryns

[vivid zinc]

Also...why are the twins like...12 feet tall?

[hazy valley]

I wonder if he's just keeping a closer eye on a Psyker just because of the nature of Psykers needing watching in case they get possessed or something, or if this is genuine concern for the person behind the power

[crude hull]

But the fact that we beat multiple of them per mission? Is insane

[delicate vapor]

Thank goodness I stole my sisters AirPods Pro max

[acoustic pebble]

Female Savant: "To think, I once would have hunted your sort!"

Male Bounty Hunter: "[Laughs] You're welcome to give it another go!"

Female Savant: "Another time perhaps, for now, we find ourselves with common cause"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Yeah! Might even last, you never know"

[marsh iris]

why wolfer is not a wolf?

[delicate vapor]

Just blocked out the horrible gym music

[acoustic pebble]

With his tone, it sounds a lot like the second

[crude hull]

This is like telling your head of command that 4 crackheads with pistols and clubs took out your spec ops units in seconds.

[hazy valley]

The tone on this one definitely makes it feel like comraderie and not just wanting a ticking time bomb to avoid going off

[vivid zinc]

Clearly you've never been to Florida

[marsh iris]

i bet bounty hunter would sell the psyker at a moments notice

[fallen tree]

someone was saying a few days ago the canon level is probably heresy difficulty

[acoustic pebble]

Morrow: "I don't see why Zola wants to off Wolfer. Bastard will give himself an aneurysm at this rate"

[fallen tree]

because we gamers are too stronk

[crude hull]

That's the thing... I AM Florida man

[vivid zinc]

lmfao

[marsh iris]

no you are the strongest, squishy one

[fallen tree]

tacos fear me

[marsh iris]

(because pfp)

[hazy valley]

are you sure? there's that end of 2025 graphic that showed the most lethal enemy in Darktide was the fucking Groaner
not the Trapper
not the Sniper
not a Chaos Spawn or Plague Ogryn
the basic fucking zombie dudes that die in a single melee swing

[crude hull]

He's going to die of a heart attack before we even get to him.

His neck will burst lol

[acoustic pebble]

If Bounty Hunter is one type of person other than greedy, it's a surprising amount of comradarie

[fallen tree]

i mean i dont know, im not familiar with the tabletop or anything else, just relaying what someone said , but the groaner statistic is really funny lmao

the whack in the back, last hit groaner

killstealer tbh

[acoustic pebble]

Even the Female Bounty Hunter kinda sounded worried when the Bodyguard Ogryn was bleeding

[delicate vapor]

Ak

[hazy valley]

I pinged you with it in #darktide-pics-vids

it's so funny LMFAO

[marsh iris]

we are indeed too strong, guardsmen would splat if grabbed by mutants

[delicate vapor]

Do I
Get the zinger hot rod meal for $4.95 without drink
$5.50 chicken roll and fries deal at red rooster
Or full zinger box meal

[fallen tree]

yeah lmaoo, and the picture they used is kinda chad

[hazy valley]

Most dangerous monster: homeless man

??

are we ok

[vivid zinc]

Get moose meat roast

[fallen tree]

full zinger box, if anything leave the burger as a later snack

[nocturne bloom]

Perfect amount of fog and rain outside today. Ive been driving for an hour enjoying it

[fallen tree]

and only if the drink is solo

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional: "I might not like you, but you know how to fight"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Yeah. You and all"

Male Professional: "Look at us, being mates"

Male Bounty Hunter: "I wouldn't go that far"

[fallen tree]

there are some who definitely arent

[marsh iris]

mates

[hazy valley]

it might be related to how the average playtime was like 27 hours
not 2700 hours
27 hours

lots of new players LOL

[delicate vapor]

I can get a zinger box meal with two hot rods alongside gravy and bread rolls with a drink

[fallen tree]

oh yeah no doubt theres a lot of ppl who bought it on sale, played a bit and left it

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

only the truly depraved keep playing

[marsh iris]

they cant handle the stank

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[fallen tree]

that sounds good. not a fan of bread rolls but go for it

[delicate vapor]

Bread rolls are good tho

[fallen tree]

bread roll for the birds

[delicate vapor]

I make a smaller sandwich with the hot rods

[fallen tree]

i just have weird food aversions, and they never make sense and can contradict

[marsh iris]

fast food tech

[delicate vapor]

Why is it fast

[fallen tree]

its all prepped, ready in a few mins i guess

if ur lucky lmao

[delicate vapor]

Also think my cousin is skipping school although he just started hs

[delicate vapor]

Fries come out wet and soggy plus cold

[nocturne bloom]

Start working at a gas station and tell him that this can be you

[fallen tree]

i like soggy chips

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

but there is like, a limit

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

STOP CALLING IT THAT

[delicate vapor]

Steak and fries soggy chips

[fallen tree]

chips?

[marsh iris]

dude same

[fallen tree]

there are fries and chips

[hidden whale]

I have a food aversion

in the the food averts from me

[fallen tree]

gold ship nooo

[delicate vapor]

Chips universally used over here

[marsh iris]

i hate fries that went stale and all dried inside

[hidden whale]

cause I cant buy it..

[fallen tree]

thats real, i havent eaten breakfast in like 20 years, barely eat lunch

[rough verge]

I miss French fries but im tryna get abs 🙁

[nocturne bloom]

You people fight mother nature every second. The british fight themselves. You have an excuse

[hidden whale]

you can have both

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

u just gotta be good with calorie tracking

[fallen tree]

i had a dream last night where i was eating hot wings, waking up was devastating

[rough verge]

If i cant eat a pound of fries it doesnt satisfy me

A reasonable portion of fried potato is not satisfying

So I dont have them

[marsh iris]

i like those crispy outside and moist inside fries, like they roughen up the potato surface before frying

[delicate vapor]

Dream can become real

[vivid zinc]

Have you tried throwing up after?

[fallen tree]

but real me trying to be good 😔

i just gotta wait till wednesday, 50c wings

[delicate vapor]

Woah

50c

[somber stream]

The wings can't wait brother

[fallen tree]

yeah its at a bar in the city

[twin flower]

Bro melting

[delicate vapor]

Friday today so drinking tho

[somber stream]

The succulent, juicy, flavourful wings

[delicate vapor]

Boring

[hidden whale]

okay check it out

[marsh iris]

in this economy??

[vivid zinc]

I remember 50c wings in the early 2000s

[fallen tree]

are you kidding, its the most alabama place in Perth

[hidden whale]

a pound of oven fried or air fried homemade french fries, is like ~1000 calories

[delicate vapor]

Oh Perth

Explains why

[fallen tree]

grrr

[rough verge]

The fat is where the flavor is

[delicate vapor]

Noob place

[hidden whale]

its a massive carb load, but also less than half the necessary calories

for an adult male

[fallen tree]

uh actually based place

all the celebs prefer perth

[delicate vapor]

Wrong

[fallen tree]

[vivid zinc]

air fry sweet potaoto fries then

[hidden whale]

you can totally eat a pound of oven fried french fries

if u homemake it

and still get abs

[delicate vapor]

Name one celebrity who does without looking it up

[fallen tree]

tyler the creator

[hazy valley]

dude no like if it goes in just keep it there

[fallen tree]

and everyone else

[twin flower]

mmm frois

[fallen tree]

id live in melbourne again, i like the weather

[somber stream]

Wait are we talking fries or chicken wings

[marsh iris]

chigen fries

[fallen tree]

it was fries first

[marsh iris]

id live in tasmania and start a cult

cult of oysters

[twin flower]

[fallen tree]

tasmania is neat

[hazy valley]

chicken fries sound so good

ugh

[twin flower]

convert me into your cult

[hazy valley]

why can't I have my high school metabolism

[marsh iris]

deal!

[somber stream]

I do wonder if eating a lot of oyster will actually, y'know

[hazy valley]

I want it but I want to keep my beach body more

[marsh iris]

become more sex

[somber stream]

TAKESHIIIIIII

[marsh iris]

its so chill

[hazy valley]

I'm getting chicken fries for my next cheat day

I swear

[delicate vapor]

Yeah just during winter it’s Antarctica

[marsh iris]

went to the park, literally nobody around and the mud is like walking on ice

[fallen tree]

i hate the heat, i love the cold

its perfect

[delicate vapor]

Both are mortal kombat levels

[rough verge]

Lately my cheat meal has been a feast of italian sausage and pesto tortellini, plus a steak cut up in some Mac n cheese, a fruit salad, sushi, and some kodiak French toast and 0 cal syrup

[marsh iris]

i love driving in tasmani

[hazy valley]

that is a very tasty sounding cheat meal

[delicate vapor]

I could go pick up sushi

Been having too much kfc

[rough verge]

All fits within the macros too

[hazy valley]

I've been craving steak too but I'm being good

[fallen tree]

i got sushi train 5 mins away 😳 , thats a good idea

[rough verge]

And I dont have to have some deflated version of a comfort food, like air fried French fries

[somber stream]

Elios, do you even eat salad

[delicate vapor]

I do

I don’t talk about it

[somber stream]

Or green, whatever type of green

[hidden whale]

I think ur underestimating how good they are

[hazy valley]

I so want to do conveyor sushi/train sushi

[delicate vapor]

I eat my greens

[rough verge]

The lard is the flavor man

[hidden whale]

then you want to eat lard

:>

[somber stream]

I've seen you consuming nothing but pizza, chicken and random burger lol

[patent grove]

Chicken fries?

[hazy valley]

did you know some state fairs in the US serve fried lard

[astral basin]

Spinach. Collard greens. Green beans

[delicate vapor]

I don’t talk about eating greens..

[rough verge]

Thats like saying "oh you just wanna eat salt and pepper" bru

[marsh iris]

lard shake

[delicate vapor]

It gets eaten

[hazy valley]

yeah so like imagine a chicken tender but it's actually a fry or imagine a french fry but it's all fried chicken

[rough verge]

Heart attack grill

[somber stream]

Well long as you do have your fill of green that's fine

[hazy valley]

ohmygosh heart attack grill nooooo

don't do it

[somber stream]

Not the most exciting topic to talk about lol

[fallen tree]

bok choy and garlic 🤤

[patent grove]

My next meal is gonna be fried potatoes and chicken fries

[delicate vapor]

Well I mostly do it eat it all the time for dinner since my grandpa does bring free vegetables from work and I pick the ones I want

[marsh iris]

garlick....

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Its a fried tube of chicken the size of a crinkle cut fry
Half the size of a mozzarella stick

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

The staple of every asian household

[rough verge]

I eat basic chicken rice bean and broccoli outside of my cheat meals

[fallen tree]

salads are incredible, you just have to spend time making it

[hazy valley]

heart attack grill is that place that does the big burgers covered in lard with waitresses dressed up as nurses that make you wear a hospital gown for a smock

[patent grove]

Tube of chicken

[astral basin]

Choy bok

[delicate vapor]

Seafood salad

[hazy valley]

my friend wanted to go there exclusively because he heard that the nurse waitresses spank you

[fallen tree]

roast pumpkin and beetroot salad, with pinenuts and red onion 🤤

[astral basin]

Honestly
Chicken fries are the real chicken fingers

[fallen tree]

feta

[marsh iris]

speaking of salad, potato salad is king

[fallen tree]

potato salad is real good

[somber stream]

Gonna buy a bunch of wings and have them all for myself today like a chud

[delicate vapor]

My aunt made some yesterday

[hidden whale]

can I get a wing :3

[patent grove]

Potato salad with egg salad in it

[marsh iris]

japanese style potato salado

[rough verge]

I like me some cucumber spinach strawberries chicken and italian dressing

[somber stream]

You get 1 (one) wing

[hidden whale]

i too eat human food

[delicate vapor]

Peak

[hidden whale]

like protein

and sauce

[marsh iris]

thinking of mixing potato salad with egg mayo

[hazy valley]

I was talking with a friend earlier about the weird pizzas mentioned in this chat earlier today and like the tuna corn mayo pizza is german apparently?? and he said it was good

[delicate vapor]

Protein tubes with that white sauce

[somber stream]

Tuna pizza is a food crime

[delicate vapor]

Spicy mayo tuna with rice

[hidden whale]

what the fuck

[delicate vapor]

Ain’t much but it’s a meal

[hazy valley]

there's some awful pizza pictures in Zealot chat

[hidden whale]

im a strange pizza defender

[rough verge]

I made a protein sauce thats like 10g protein and 80 cals for a serving. Great on steak

[hidden whale]

ill sit here and defend pineapple on pizza

but thats too far

[delicate vapor]

Ghost pepper pizza

[marsh iris]

pizza anti-virus

[somber stream]

Yeah like Squid on Pizza is great actually but Fish other than salmon?

[rough verge]

Spicy

[hazy valley]

#zealot-class message

defend this

[hidden whale]

i actually gagged

[marsh iris]

lobster pizza

[hidden whale]

thats nsfw

[fallen tree]

that actually looks good, but knowing whats on it

[somber stream]

10/10 WOULD

[hazy valley]

if you scroll a bit

[marsh iris]

🤤

[hazy valley]

you can see the second abomination too

#zealot-class message

[somber stream]

Crab pizza?

[fallen tree]

wtf

[vivid zinc]

omg yes

buttery lobster/crab pizza

[hidden whale]

uhh... it LOOKS less bad...

[marsh iris]

cant go wrong with crustaceans

[hidden whale]

but the ingredients sound even worse

[somber stream]

And we're talking actual real crab, not the fake stick ones

[hazy valley]

also I can confirm lobster pizza is DELISH

[delicate vapor]

$29 for two pizzas and 2 sides

[jaunty path]

crab meat/imitiation crab meat does not sound bad ngl.

[delicate vapor]

Large pizza

[marsh iris]

i dont mind fake crab stick

[hazy valley]

I would kill for some crab or lobster right now

[delicate vapor]

Real

[somber stream]

I mean fake crab stick isn't bad

[vivid zinc]

Or properly cooked calamari

[delicate vapor]

Idk why it goes well with spice or spicy sauce

[somber stream]

But i'm not paying 30 euro for a large fake crab stick pizza

[delicate vapor]

It’s good

[hazy valley]

crispy calamari and my soul belongs to whoever delivers it to me

[marsh iris]

havent ate lobster for a loooooong time

[modest flume]

just had someone rage hard at me and kept repeating "fuck you" in VC, meanwhile bro is one of the worst psykers I've ever seen

[jaunty path]

I mean how much is crab itself lol

[somber stream]

Depends on which type

[vivid zinc]

With a creamy dill or blue cheese sauce

[hazy valley]

I'm going to drown myself in drool

[hidden whale]

lemme show you my melee psyker

[somber stream]

About 15e per kilo i think

[fallen tree]

id have crab brain soup again, that was real pog

straight from the shell

[marsh iris]

he jelous you got all the kills

[hazy valley]

people are using voice chat so much more now and it's almost always for bad attitude

[modest flume]

actually literally

[modest flume]

I'm so tempted to respond back

Instead I'm just ignoring him and using quick replies

He's just shooting himself in the foot and I'm all for it

[vivid zinc]

That's when you follow them around and kill all the glowing blue heads

[somber stream]

How do you eat that thing, heard it taste bitter?

I always toss that part away

[drowsy axle]

oh man my favorite is when they just shout slurs at you

[hazy valley]

reminds me of the two dudes yelling threats at each other and when I asked if they were ok they both united briefly to tell me to shut up in less polite terms before going back to yelling at each other
then they wanted to find out where each other lived to fight and learned they both live in California and got quiet LMFAO was so fucking goofy

[marsh iris]

bittergourd anyone?

[twin flower]

my man 🤝

i like it with eggs

[fallen tree]

uh, it was from a street vendor in japan. iirc it was kinda salty? but yeah just spooned it out of the shell-bowl

[marsh iris]

broooo

[modest flume]

"fuck your life ogryn"

[delicate vapor]

Actually I’m gonna get pizza for my dad and I

[delicate kite]

why whenever i open darktide gen chat i have sudden feeling of shitting myself

[somber stream]

:o

[modest flume]

He got upset I went to get a health stim

[delicate vapor]

NO

[modest flume]

..that I would've passed to the team because I don't keep them

[vivid zinc]

Poor bowel control? Do you need adult daipers?

[modest flume]

But he is so bad he couldn't defend himself and blamed it on me

[marsh iris]

i like it in soups, it somehow makes it taste much better?? (more umami)

[vivid zinc]

Is your sphincter loose as a goose?

[modest flume]

Brother you are ignoring every specialist and shooter in the game as fucking psyker

[fallen tree]

it was outside the giant crab shop in osaka, near glico man

[marsh iris]

valid first try

[somber stream]

I looked up grilled crab brain

... no

[delicate kite]

the usual baby ones will do

[modest flume]

Skill issue is beyond what can describe your deficiency

[nimble salmon]

Put the mumbster chef in de soder

[delicate kite]

i will just glue 2 of smoll ones

together

[drowsy axle]

tbh ogryns having health stims is usually the play because they can aim 'em easier since all the characters are smaller than them

[delicate vapor]

Still do not like it after like 11 years

[somber stream]

Something like this?
#zealot-class message

[twin flower]

my grandma taught me how to remove the bitterness after removing the innards, and chopping it all up

[marsh iris]

fair enough

[fallen tree]

pretty much, i remember it being a bit more runny but it was in 2018 so its been a while

[somber stream]

<:o

[fallen tree]

i thought id hate it, it goes against what id usually eat, but suprisingly okay

[somber stream]

Glad you enjoyed it

[twin flower]

huh

[marsh iris]

crabstarch

[fallen tree]

yeah, i also had ox tongue for the firs ttime there, that was also so good

[twin flower]

i thought it would look more soupy

[delicate vapor]

Placed ze domino’s pizza order for dad and I

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

and maybe controversial, went to sushi train, they served whale... i had one piece and it was not great at all

[somber stream]

Weirdest stuff i've ever had was fish sperm and pig intestines

[twin flower]

whale huh

how was it served

[fallen tree]

ngiri

[twin flower]

wassat

like.. fried?

[fallen tree]

uh, fish and rice

it was raw

[marsh iris]

i tried the crispy bittergroud chips

[twin flower]

oh, so it was raw

[marsh iris]

its good

[twin flower]

that sounds great

salty's more my treat, i should check if we have something like that

[marsh iris]

i cant stop eating it lol, they dried it and then season and fried

[fallen tree]

is that bittermelon? eughhh

my partner loves that, its too much for me

[hazy valley]

I really, really want to try whale

so bad

[fair bridge]

i bet it's quite rubbery

[somber stream]

Tried bittergroud soup

[twin flower]

takes a bit of prep time to remove the bitterness of it

[marsh iris]

yeah probably not western taste

[somber stream]

Felt really healthy, but wasn't a fan

[fallen tree]

i think its a good experience, kinda underwhelming but, worth a try

[twin flower]

we basically let it sit overnight in water with salt in it, and when youre about to cook it, just like squeeze the shit out of it as you rinse

[vivid zinc]

fermented whale meat

[hazy valley]

it is on the list but unfortunately I live in Las Vegas so that's not an easy thing to do

[fallen tree]

i mean i had to go to japan to try it so i get it haha

[hazy valley]

gimme that fermented shark instead
gimme that surstromming

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter: "I've known CORPSES less unbending than you!"

Female Authoritarian: "No doubt you've encountered many, though I am surprised you attempted to make conversation with them"

Male Bounty Hunter: "[Genuine laughter] Ha- Hang on, was that a joke?![Confused]"

Female Authoritarian: "I do not see how it could have been"

[fallen tree]

i like bitter beans tho

stinky beans, idr what theyre really called

[vivid zinc]

100 year eggs too!

[acoustic pebble]

THE WHAT NOW?!?

[somber stream]

Natto beans

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[hazy valley]

no I only like seafood

[marsh iris]

petai?

[fallen tree]

natto is so nasty

[hazy valley]

OH HEY UH DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

[vivid zinc]

Yummm. Microplastics.

[fallen tree]

i googled, yes that one

[somber stream]

Yeah real, acquired taste for sure

[acoustic pebble]

YOU BETTER LAY OFF MY MEATS!!

[rocky radish]

18 years ago a friend gave me natto to try. I haven't spoken to them since. That's how much I hate natto

[hazy valley]

studies say I am eating a credit card's worth of microplastic every month or something but I will continue to eat my credit cards until I stop spending so much money

[somber stream]

lol

[fallen tree]

so slimy and gr0ss

[twin flower]

SHARK MEAT

[marsh iris]

we usually cook them in sambal chilli maybe add peeled shrimps

[somber stream]

Even the younger gen is moving away from Natto

[hazy valley]

JUST A BITE

[acoustic pebble]

NOONES TOUCHING MINE!!

[hazy valley]

JUST A NIBBLE

JUST A TASTE

[vivid zinc]

All this talk of gross food but nothing is more disgusting than veggemite

[acoustic pebble]

HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A PUNTING INSTEAD?!

[fallen tree]

i dont know how my dad in law preps it, but it might be the same tbh

[marsh iris]

can even add hardboiled quail eggs

[fallen tree]

and god damn i love sambal

[twin flower]

what about surmmstroming

[vivid zinc]

2nd worst

[hazy valley]

PUT YOUR FOOT NEAR MY MOUTH I WILL LATCH ONTO YOUR TASTY ANKLE

[rocky radish]

You haven't tried natto then. Vegemite is vile, but natto...

[marsh iris]

i cant live without

[vivid zinc]

People who like vegemite are lizard people

theyre not human

[twin flower]

whats even in vegemite

[fallen tree]

i have it maybe once a month, always a good day

[twin flower]

idk the ingredients

[rocky radish]

Volcano ash

[lilac charm]

How many poxbursters can be on a maelstrom level holy shit

[acoustic pebble]

I'LL PUT MY FOOT WHEREVER I SEE IT FIT

[twin flower]

rlly?

[vivid zinc]

no lol

[marsh iris]

[fallen tree]

yeah there can be a.. tide of them

[nimble salmon]

Yeah nah that’s what you call australian mate

[acoustic pebble]

In Hawaiian dishes? Yes

[rocky radish]

No. But it tastes like volcano ash and road tar

[acoustic pebble]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

AGAIN

[hazy valley]

I'm still CHEWING

[acoustic pebble]

Mmmm tasty

[twin flower]

das a nice sticker

[marsh iris]

i tried vegemite... it was ehhhh, im trying to appreciate the taste

[vivid zinc]

How do you know what volcano ash and road tar taste like?

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

it got some flavour

[fallen tree]

most ppl add too much, and dont have it with butter. you have to get the ratio right if its ur first time

[somber stream]

Had a friend putting vegemite in a nutella bottle before

Son of a bitch

[fallen tree]

freaks like us, i just get a spoon and eat it slowly

[acoustic pebble]

Aww

[marsh iris]

its got that umami typeshit as an ingredient

[vivid zinc]

See, lizard person

[hidden whale]

chat im going to get milk

[marsh iris]

[rocky radish]

Moo juice is great

[vivid zinc]

Speaking of milk...last episode of The Boys was disappointing.

[jaunty path]

Oh fuck

[hidden whale]

im closing my eyes

[jaunty path]

new episode out right

[fallen tree]

ive been watching it on tiktok, it seems kinda mid

[hidden whale]

no spoilers

[marsh iris]

if you buy milk never EVER buy cigarettes with it.... you'd might disappear into another dimension

[vivid zinc]

I wont say shit

[somber stream]

I do this very oftenly

[delicate vapor]

Picking up the pizza who wants something on the way

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter: "Stay out of my way, and MAYBE we'll be friends"

Male Fatalist: "I have all the friends I need!"

Male Bounty Hunter: "And how many is that, exactly?"

Male Fatalist: "That's-... Not your concern!"

[somber stream]

Only works if you're a dad

[rocky radish]

The emperor blesses those who don't share spoilers

[marsh iris]

see chat, licht was a dad, now he became undad

[vivid zinc]

Snape kills Dumbledore

[twin flower]

[fallen tree]

dad? 🥺

[delicate vapor]

I got my dad

[somber stream]

Wouldn't be here if i were a dad tbh

[rocky radish]

It would be heresy if Harry Potter was good

[hazy valley]

someone adopt him please

oh wait

he said "were" not "had"

[marsh iris]

licht lore, buys milk and cigs everytime he breeds to get new identity

[hazy valley]

someone get adopted by him please

[vivid zinc]

In the upcoming James Bond movie, James Bond survives. Sorry for spoiling it.

[somber stream]

Considering. . .

Diana hit me like a truck

[marsh iris]

is the wifeless parent plan still up?

[rocky radish]

That's like saying storm troopers will miss every shot in the next starwars movie

[hazy valley]

is that the name of a hurricane or a girlfriend

[somber stream]

Diana in Pragmata

[hazy valley]

OH

RIGHT

[somber stream]

The little android

[hazy valley]

THE LITTLE ANDROID GIRL

[vivid zinc]

HEY DON'T SPOIL IT FOR ME!

[somber stream]

Perchance lmao

[hazy valley]

you wish to become a Dad

[fallen tree]

dad simulator

[somber stream]

If i succeed as an artist

[marsh iris]

become sam bridges

[somber stream]

Connecting Germany

[hazy valley]

I hate that I kinda want to be a mom

[fallen tree]

ohh to be norman reedus 😔

[hazy valley]

One day maybe

today is just alcohol

[somber stream]

One day, children can be awesome

[rocky radish]

My number one goal as a parent is to get my son to play good co-op games. Like Darktide

[hazy valley]

I saw someone say they hand their kid a controller and let them think they're playing the dog on Arbites when they play

and I thought it was so cute

[jaunty path]

I just wanna give my kid if I have one, a bunch of emulated video games

[rocky radish]

That's the most wholesome thing I've heard in ages

[fallen tree]

yeah if i had a kid, they'd have to play all the old ass games i played

[twin flower]

why emulated

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve always wanted to try those old Fire Emblem games for the GameCube.

[fallen tree]

i still have my snes and games

[hazy kestrel]

Alas, I don’t know how to set up an emulator

[rocky radish]

I used to speed code custom games for my son in unreal engine based on his demands

[somber stream]

Think i'll enforce no screen policy till the kid is at least 6

[marsh iris]

you wouldnt emulate a child

[vivid zinc]

Skies of Arcadia is amazing

[twin flower]

[jaunty path]

Cheaper than console + theres a LOT of old games that hold up

[hazy valley]

smart

[jaunty path]

its literally free too.

[modest flume]

nah I just pass them along

[marsh iris]

based

[jaunty path]

Same tbh

[hazy valley]

tbh I'd probably want no screens no internet access until they're around that age or older

[modest flume]

Use 'em or don't, no point in worrying about it

[marsh iris]

tablet baby, like come on

[jaunty path]

If they have an Ipad it needs to be carefully curated by me with the chosen content they watch

[hazy valley]

no tablet baby

[hazy kestrel]

Fire Emblem: Awakening, was so peak. A core part of my high school years.

[twin flower]

book baby

[fair bridge]

i've lost the sauce on my helbore

[somber stream]

That's how we existed back then, so much was lost to kids these day than it was before

[marsh iris]

game baby

[jaunty path]

books too

[twin flower]

read them the horus heresy books as a bedtime story

[somber stream]

Barely see any roaming the street

[jaunty path]

comic books, book books, whatever

[hazy kestrel]

Start them reading the Stoics early

[rocky radish]

People who read are awesome

[marsh iris]

sorry i cant read

[fallen tree]

theres a lot of kids around where i live that actually do go outside, not all hope is lost yet

[fair bridge]

need to use that mod that makes exec stance not zoom in so aggressively

[fallen tree]

i was surprised

[fair bridge]

or at all

[jaunty path]

its weird to think that reading is a niche thing

[vivid zinc]

I need to read more, have definitely slacked on that that last few years.

[jaunty path]

like idk tome its fun asf

[hazy kestrel]

I have a backlog of maybe 72 books

[jaunty path]

I love the word play writers use

[rocky radish]

I can't judge. I used to read 3-5 books a day. Now the only thing I read is textbooks

[jaunty path]

jesus.

such a list

[hazy kestrel]

I honestly just grab a random one, open to some random page, and read for a bit nowadays

[delicate vapor]

Pizza has been grabbed

[drowsy axle]

yeah pass them into the team who needs it most

[hazy kestrel]

My bookshelves contain maybe 134 books

[jaunty path]

For me it really depends on if its like a textbook

[hazy kestrel]

At the least

[vivid zinc]

The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 1-72, right?

[hazy kestrel]

No

[twin flower]

he already read all those

[drowsy axle]

i think what i'm gonna try to do one mission is pick up every stim i see and jam it into the first teammate i see

[hazy kestrel]

We only read philosophy, chivalric romances, or warhammer books in this household.

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

However, I will say that those old Percy Jackson books were a key part of my childhood.

[jaunty path]

Whats that one book? the one going over queer history in salem and another glossing over various books written by that guy that made the story about turning into a beetle.

[hazy kestrel]

Such a great series

[hazy kestrel]

Kafka is the second one

[jaunty path]

Those books felt like tiktok but more engaging, it was short form content that actually stuck with me

[hazy kestrel]

Gregor Samsa, the beetle man

I have Kafka’s complete main stories on backlog

[marsh iris]

what a nerd

respect

[hazy kestrel]

Gotta buy the short stories of his though

Then there’s Don Quixote

[jaunty path]

He wrote one story about a gopher with anxiety and holyshit I'm only now realizing he was scaring himself with a hypothetical future that hasn't even happened or even provento happen

FUCK

I wish I had the book

[hazy kestrel]

And then the Count of Monte Cristo

[rocky radish]

This gives me an idea for a new mod...

(Just a personal one)

[marsh iris]

i keep hearing this don quixote for god knows how long

[jaunty path]

So I can show it here right now

because it was so me.

[hazy kestrel]

READ IT

NOW

-# Please

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

i have trouble reading

i get very easily distracted

[hazy kestrel]

I will read to you.

Maybe

[marsh iris]

like ADHD

[vivid zinc]

audio book it then mate

[hazy kestrel]

Pay me 20 dollars and I will read a book to you, or something.

[somber stream]

Play classic musics in the background

Without lyrics

[fallen tree]

i cant do audio books, but i can hyperfixate and finish a book in a day or two

[somber stream]

Also visualize the scenario in your head

[hazy kestrel]

Dimitri Shostakovich Waltz No. 2 goes brrrrrr

[fallen tree]

idk why audiobooks dont stick

[marsh iris]

my brain wont stop wandering off after a few sentences

[vivid zinc]

Used to finish a 600-700 page novel in about 6-7 hours

[marsh iris]

you would?!

[fallen tree]

ya, i finished the first 3 dune books in a few days

was good time

[somber stream]

I consumed the entire 'The Foutainhead' in 3 days

[delicate vapor]

Be forgetting dune has books

[hazy kestrel]

The texture of the book and the dust that makes me sneeze are why I can’t go to audiobooks.

[jaunty path]

Im yet to finish a book in a day ngl. It takes me a while.

[fallen tree]

the books are 100x better

[hazy kestrel]

Perhaps

[jaunty path]

slow ass reader who has issues reading sentences over and over.

and looking up words

[marsh iris]

i read eisenhorn like halfway lmao, never touched it for years

fml

[vivid zinc]

Dune is a great series but it's been, ummm, edited a little because F.H. was a bigoted pos.

[somber stream]

You will keep doing this till the day you die nw

Always more to learn

[fallen tree]

ive only read the eisenhorn books when it comes to 40k, i need to read more

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

one thing I need to cut down on is reading sentences over and over.

[somber stream]

Don't try to memorize the sentences, memorize the idea and concept of it

[jaunty path]

I just struggle with like understanding whats going on sometimes and I worry im missing somehing.

[marsh iris]

i have the same problem

[potent sage]

read the dune chronicles

that shit will help you with rereading sentences

[jaunty path]

hi abby

[potent sage]

thanks frank herbert prose ❤️

hi missus

[fallen tree]

dune does require some rereading

[hazy kestrel]

I still remember Camba Diaz’s last stand in Saturnine like I read it yesterday. Such a great book.

[somber stream]

Doon

[potent sage]

i got frank herbert'

[fallen tree]

or flipping to the translation page

[potent sage]

s

shit down to a science

[jaunty path]

The sentences are formulated real fucking weirdly yeah?

[marsh iris]

im surprised how i made it out of school and get a decent job

those teachers are something

[fallen tree]

i guess so? you kinda get used to it after a good while. the Silmarillion was crazy structured tho

that took me a long time to get thru

[vivid zinc]

The silmarillion was never meant to be a published works from what I've heard.

[graceful hamlet]

Ngl, LotR books are funny to read because there’s a bunch of songs and you have no idea how to read them in song form

[somber stream]

There's probably a website with all those songs recorded

[fallen tree]

i was reading it when i was also reading the power of myth, during uni. coming in to it not thinking of it as a novel is a good start

[graceful hamlet]

Oh, reminds me that there’s this audiobook company that uses voice actors, music, and sound effects. Shits cool

[fallen tree]

yeah i struggle with Gurneys ballads in Dune the same way , but im not musical at all

[marsh iris]

just watch a movie adaptation duh

[fallen tree]

skips out on good character arcs tho 😔

[vivid zinc]

That's why I like mini series more usually

[marsh iris]

i know its just my cope

[fallen tree]

my poor boy thufir

[vivid zinc]

Did you hear that the LotR mmo got cancelled?

[fallen tree]

i wish i didnt

[vivid zinc]

Yep cancelled

But The Expanse Osiris is full steam ahead. So is Total Warhammer 40k and Dawn of War 4

[twin flower]

i didnt know they were making one

[fallen tree]

fuck these big companies fumbling with great IPs

if they remake the old LotR action games, i might be okay

[vivid zinc]

To be fair Amazon was doing it so....

[twin flower]

DoW 4 RAAAH

[fallen tree]

didnt they also do new world?

fumbling

[graceful hamlet]

Isn’t the 40k mmo still in the works at least?

[vivid zinc]

DoW 4 looks really really good so far

Like DoW 1 with little bits of DoW 2

[hazy valley]

wait there's a 40k MMO???

[twin flower]

cant wait to see the first legion in action again

[twin flower]

no?

[fallen tree]

is there a release date for dow4? i played the first and loved it

[hazy valley]

someone mentioned it

[twin flower]

lotr mmo that got cancelled

[hazy valley]

this

[somber stream]

Think around august

[vivid zinc]

vague 2026 is the target afaik

[fallen tree]

ooo

[twin flower]

oh i missed it

[vivid zinc]

Its far in development with closed betas/alphas going on

[graceful hamlet]

Oh wait, I think Netease killed it

[hazy valley]

it's ok I'm tipsy but my brain activates like a lizard seeing a fly when I see 40k and MMO together

[somber stream]

I’m more interested in Dark heresy and total war 40k

[hazy valley]

I weep

[fallen tree]

i hope theres more emphasis on base building, dont really like when its just unit control

[vivid zinc]

I think total warhammer 40k is aiming for a 2027 window

[twin flower]

total war 40k looks really good too

[somber stream]

Darn

[twin flower]

i played total war rome and thrones of britania alot

[fallen tree]

total war 40k

ive only played rome and shogun, theyre so sick

[vivid zinc]

The maps look really good and there's proper destruction this time around.

[twin flower]

they mentioned system wide campaigns as well

[somber stream]

Time to bum rush chaos legions with my 30 guard regiments

[twin flower]

so it might be a new thing we're seeing in a total war game

[delicate vapor]

Pizza in Oggy chat

[dark pumice]

It seems that way. Maybe beginning of 2027 or Summer

[graceful hamlet]

Cheeseless pizza in oggy chat

[delicate vapor]

Cheese

[vivid zinc]

Hopefully the new engine helps with pathing to prevent musket line formations like it's the 1800s.

[hazy valley]

none pizza left beef in oggy chat??

[lilac charm]

Yeah i noticed, it's poxburater after another

[fallen tree]

denji, dont open that door (theres 100 poxbursters behind it)

[marsh iris]

poxburstide

[graceful hamlet]

I’m frothing at the mouth for Admech because I’m such a sucker for techy factions

Also Techmarine has been super fun sm2

[hazy valley]

#veteran-class message

pls

[graceful hamlet]

More admech

[fair bridge]

gonna play deus ex again

[twin flower]

should see last nights maelstrom, it was just plague ogryn after plague ogryns

fuck me

[fair bridge]

and try that GMDX mod

[fallen tree]

lmaoooo thrown around like a baseball

[twin flower]

it wasnt even the weakened ones

[modest flume]

UNATCO? No, Savage.

[hazy valley]

the shotgunners lining up like they're aiming at a competition shooting puck LMFAO

[hidden whale]

chat im back with the milk

[twin flower]

did u get my cigarettes

[fallen tree]

wait do you play ff14.. i see ur banner...

[hidden whale]

ew no

[graceful hamlet]

Is it the chunky kind?

[hazy valley]

yes

[hidden whale]

ew no

[fallen tree]

do you play now? i was thinking of coming back i havent played since the endwalker

[graceful hamlet]

But do you know… la hee?

[fallen tree]

i heard latest expac wasnt the best

[hidden whale]

stop smoking and do a fun drug, like ||the warp||

[fallen tree]

salvia

[graceful hamlet]

It’s pretty average, the patch stories get pretty good though. It’s Stormblood 2 essentially

The raids are both fun and entertaining

[fallen tree]

id play for raids mostly

[graceful hamlet]

The combat content is the best it’s ever been really

[hazy valley]

yes and I have very much enjoyed the normal raid series and alliance raid series
I also think that 2/3 society reps had good stories
I didn't finish the new field op
patch MSQ had story that most enjoyed more than the main MSQ (even though I liked both in Dawntrail I know the start of Dawntrail can drag)
music is a fucking banger as always and one of the raids has a song by Tom Morello

[hazy valley]

[fallen tree]

there better not be an instance grind like eureka 😔

[delicate vapor]

[fallen tree]

i miss my miqo'te sm

[lilac charm]

After 50 hours of gameplay, i just found out you have a commisarry that sells cosmetics...

[graceful hamlet]

There is one, it has a silly subclass system with overpowered abilities tho

[fallen tree]

greatttt, and i bet it has cosmetics locked behind it too

welp i better reinstall now, lots to grind

[modest flume]

I ended up getting on the mic and just returning the favor

[hazy valley]

I will say the main song for Dawntrail called Smile was very much an AWKWARD SONG and it was not a hit and even Soken admitted that it was out of his realm of music expertise but he tried HOWEVER Amanda Achen performed Smile at Anaheim 2026 FanFest and she KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK in my opinion

[graceful hamlet]

Dawntrail’s story is weighed down by your expectations of seeing the scions be involved in anything and how much you’re annoyed by your average shonen protag.