#general-chat
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Might play
Got the game a couple days ago, very fun
If you want a deckbuilding game but with a narrative, check out Chrono Ark
Eh
@fallen tree why are you so against rimworld, may i ask?
hi guys
I won't spoil too much but the true ending of chrono ark has one of the best boss fights I've seen in a card game
Cinematic as well
i assembled ALL my kasrkin
even made a special unit with spare parts
kasrkin lieutenant
i will show in #40k-minis-and-armies when i prime them,,,,
hii
quickplay
spawn in
in the middle of a bomber nade
surrounded by crowd of 50 ragers
Steam not ecksbawks
I will be waiting...
need help?

darktide century of humiliation

noob
noob
ya we can game
mmmrmmrrmrrrr
Game just said you ded.

im on so yal coming
Darktide cpu is so worthless
Teammate
its a style/visual thing for me personally, which is vain because im sure its probably a great game
ive also just played a lot of DF so there is also that bias
i dont hate it mind you, i dont know enough to hate it 
Yep got that alot or mostly i spawn in that train mission in progress
got $30.. who or what to spend it on
i really like rimworlds style. and i dont like any mods that change it
Maybe a worth it sales?
im gonne grope someone agressively

do y'all know when the hathway sequel can be pirated
i need it NOW
ARGHHHHHH
ELIOS CMERE
YOU'RE THE SACRACFICE NOW
i have no idea
it's on netflix

They are broken rn, if you are stuck soloing, do not get netted or pounced or grabbed or go down.
Oh yeah I know gonna watch it with my brother someday soon on Netflix
it's fine i already groped elios
By soloing, I mean playing with 3 bots.

So basically cpu is watching us suffer
Yeah, they will help each other but not players.
I think cpu on this game is racist
I know cos I play duos with a friend.
Cpu must be thinking ah humans are not worth it HAHAH lol
Two idiot bots.

They do nothing as well.
any havoc over 30 is a completely diff game holy fuck
You new?
Wish they had a fixed names like useless prisoner
Never tried havoc yet as I am trying to get better and stronger gear but still curious
my highest is 29
Damm u must be far and good
but like holy fuck if you ain't a named character you're getting graped

No, is a joke on the fact h30+ has been bs since S2.
Is the loot on havoc worth it ?
The weekly box? Absolutely.
For newer players.
The cosmetics are ok if you like black
NMM looks so scary to attempt
It pays like 200~ runs for mats on Damnation.
im scared pick me up

even low havoc gives min 1000 diamantine
nmm?
non metallic metal
Hmm I see I might try to get the box then and endgame weapons if I can find good stats or the near perfect stats as some people suggest on builds and stuff
it's so scary
Just see if Alessa or Hamdolsun is running.
didn't you paint custodes?
No wonder most high ones doesn't really bother to get those unless they need it for those contract missions
Or look for the above in EU lfg or Ainz in US lfg then rush into their lobby.
Or they are a loot gremlin.
So those are havoc players or farmers wel i keep it noted for once i am online later
it's also a pretty big flex if you can beat 40
yeah but i used metal paints for them
uhhh who?
I thought the last event was already crazy then there was havoc damm
Ehhhh... Too many "True Survivors" who got carried and can't even reliably run damnation games.
narwals narwals..
according to my iq of 9 billion you have homosexual
wharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
kill 6 billion daemons
nah havoc in general reduces ammo pickups, toughness, hp, increases sources of corruption, has fucking fucked modifiers sometimes, enemies do 1 billion damage, oh and there's alot more enemies
I fell asleep!!!!!
with my breakfast too
it's raining outside
Havoc players who just carry people.
idk how ppl can just fall asleep tbh
Sounds crazy but thinking about the loot must be worth it!
i only fall asleep if im laying down
hi moth
Above.
insane
and comfy
if you are new to havoc and try going over 20 you will get touched by nurgle not even making it to first medicae
guess what I was doing
Ah okay nice
breakfast laying down?
Damm đ
And then you have ppl okay in auric and below but can't reliably do 30+ havocs.
breakfast in bed
some motherfuckers can true solo h40 tho, actual named characters
breakfast on my stand, too lazy to get it
so I just fell asleep again
I made French toast
gimme like another 10 I think I need a coffee
id pair them up with folks over in sm2 who can true solo absolute
you made breakffest, went into bed, couldn't reach your breakfest then fell asleep trying??
i diagnose you with gay
gay??!?!?!?!!!!
horrible
the scariest mother fuckers are the ones who can true solo without stealthing
horribubble
True survivor has like a 90% chance of instaquitting when they are down so i tend to expect the worst when I see one in public games outside of havoc
I have that but with rejects
people with Reject in their titles are either bums who think they're cracked or they don't care for customization
True. Or they stay but do nothing. Is why titles don't matter.
Best title is Cyber falcon 
I love shift leader
You mean, no title.
second best
I still need more titles
i have 6 titles
Kinda got the noob titles but not the other ones yet
Nobody cares which anyway. Pubs be like, all suck unless they prove they aren't suck.
The remembrancer title is easiest
when you genuinely hit flow state in pubs and everyone is clearing objectives and playing in coherency
You just do mortis trials
i live for stupid and broken fucking mortis trial builds
For new player the loot is good
??? has goober lost it
And mind you, I have a very low bar considering I saw someone die in malice to 2 groaners.
Doh
homer ruins his whole day doh
Domer
Former matters, latter is whatever.
having an interesting name matters more. People who just name their character after their steam/xbox/twitch name are soulless
We aren't friends anymore.
some names crack me up
I saw a arbiter called robo cop
Happens a lot
Idk
xXx_Womenslayer69_xXx has that dawg going on
True Xbox 360 prime name
Or something
Idk
N0sc0pr3_d4rkpr1nce
gotta have 420 in the name
If you love soup so much why donât you marry soup
the heretics looking like that one willem dafoe meme as they see 2 ogryns named yakub and conquest comming to rock their shit
ALIENS ARE REAL
Okay, not friends anymore as well.
yeah i know the name of one,,,,,
can i eat them then
indeed
Wattttr
Not you

Iâm only recounting the last time I played
Yabi..
đĽ 
Yes, I am both lazy and making life easier for ppl to recognise.
yaboo

I donât even remember the last time we played
i name my characters titular names. i find them memorable
(Last year when you randomly joined my match)
i name my chracters niche references
yahoo
i name my characters after people in my writing
or vidja game references
alyx is just half life tho?
oh eyah
this is the only game i can think of that lets me name my characters with such flexibility
it would be boring and lame to just name them after myself
alexander doesnt even fit the classes, save for arby
(Because I now play more during weird hours again.)
Fair, but I got all my characters named after me huehuehue
no judgement to anyone that does so
Jacko the Vet
Jakka the Scum
thats sick tho
what are you all gonna call your tung tung class character
Tung tung?
I prefer triple H
done soon
Was actually working on a backstory for my hive scum lol
ping when done
I named my scum brandon because of hotline miami
Who was Brandon again?
walk faster mask
Ah
just like scums playstyle
done
dennis was good i wish the knife throw wasnt rng
have me added?
Denis daily
nuuh
i like imagining other chars from other 4 person pve games get thrust into darktide and have to kill some of these things
like imagining payday 2 builds rollinng through levels is funny
i hope instead of admech they add triple T
goober how much short form content have you taken in
killing u

Old dodge build.
billions
add oysters
insert 12 oysters i had recently that made me use the toilet in a hurry
Not fresh enough or cooked enough.
Hi miss karien :3
Howâs everyoneâs day or night been?
Eh.
Iâm personally a bit bummed out
were they fresh??

spicy bomb
hands her a piece of bread
o deer
Do it again. hands her another piece of bread
eats it whole again
they should add new enemy factions instead of classes
been whacking the same buggers for 4 years
Woooooow. claps extremely fast
even just some reskins would be appreciated
a new faction makes 0 sense narratively rn, more enemies like a psyker who blocks projectiles or an ogryn that shoots nades would be neat tho
the narrative has been building towards genestealers for years
especially for the other hive city
I meanâŚ.a chaos pysker would be nice as a monster type or elite
This is your own fault. Know your spice limit.
Wedonttalkaboutthebeastmen
arf
noii
Look, nobody want that one faction that's so unbalanced and unfun to rng.
If I remember correctly. NOBODY DID.
People would have been okay if they were balanced.
anyone else noticing fronteria is in the exact same spot that meridia used to be in 
Who the fuck thought âalright. We got skeleton boys. Lizard boys, barbarian boysâŚ..letâs go with beastmenâ
me
Because I wouldâve honestly preferred if we got a full on daemon faction or some sort of faction that isnât related to chaos
Eh, beastmen could be fine... just the balance is absolute bs.
No
Tombs kings. Take it or leave it.
Hopefully we can get plaguebearers heralds and rot flies
We ainât getting that shit
No to rotflies.
Hell even the toads are out of the question
The engine is jank enough we don't need flying stuff.
whatever it is I want variety
expect the update to be dropped on skulls
Could you imagine a horde-boss like enemy? FUCKING CHAOS NURGLE FROGS
likely
JUST JUMPING
or maybe after

ON YOUR SHIT
Oh hey, inferno or bust boss.
can you imagine a balance BON encounter
itl be a reveal
likely a community event with a skulls thing to it
Techpriest exists already?
either that skulls chestplate or something different
âHey pssstttâŚ..you get a plasma pistolâ
techmarine already here ya
100 percent, and it'll prolly be admech drop cuz everyone getting admech
maybe the victrix guard champion drops at skulls
TOTTALLY WANT THAT OVER A POWER AXE
their cape or something would be nice to have as the ordeal reward
the endgame grind i mean
Ah, so something else.
like itll be good where we can change the color of said cape

Canât
They said in the official discord itâs currently not possible due to technical limitations
which
Is horse shit
Who knows.
hm yea but hey at least we get something
the one thing I like is that we get iron halos for tactical
so my captains and vets look better
Maybe lack of ability to code.
Reminds me of the "immeasurably complex" excuse we got 
It honestly doesnât matter. Lot of games I play recently are just getting dumped on
The only one I been playing is division 2
And I actually been having fun over there
I dont think GW wants the cameleoline cloaks to be colored differently
Aside from green camo and orange
well lets hope the cape reward will be good
and be worth my time and effort for it
WHO THE FUCK WEARS ORANGE CLOAKS IN THE JUNGLE
ITS ULTRA STUPID
Ppl who want to be walking targets.
Prick size too big in their heads.
No brain otherwise.
The cloak is basically octocamo from metal gear solid if that makes sense
bullshit
If thatâs the case
No I want to be raptors
It should match match terrains.
I want to be green and blend in with the jungle
Now that I can understand as a technical limitation
To have the cloak copy the terrain would be extremely difficult
What if you get sent somewhere that that isnt a jungle
The cloak color doesn't matter u go invisible anyway lol
But to not give us the option to color it is a bit ridiculous
Depends. Too intensive for an online game to be worth, yes.
Coloring certain stuff like robes and cloaks has always been weirdly restrictive but they let us color robes now and they're adding cloaks, iron halos and robes as customization options soon
Iâm telling you. Itâs not a GW thing

having spicy stingray and coconut rice
Like as much as we like to shit on GW there is simply no reason for GW to not say no to colored cloaks
its engine limitations
they cant color their cloaks
lol
But saber keeps making excuse that itâs GW being restricted on the content
thatâs what Iâm saying.
not this time
cloth sims are bastards
yurm
Like I just want my raptor sniper to have a green cloak man when Iâm on jungle planets
as much as i harp on saber they are under the direct iris of GW as space marines are their golden goose
this time is just engine stuff
Tbf they never said it's gw, they said engine limitations
I know but in the past, they said it was GW.
Whatever tf that means
for other things that are indeed fair
Could be restricted to the paints used unless they allowed for custom chapter skins.
paints cloak green.
only space marines im EVER buying are terminators,,,,,,,,,,
i LOVEEEE terminators,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
But itâsâŚ..ugly
so do the kasrkin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
As in, say there's a blood angel's skin so the cape should match the chapter's colours.
gotta make do
That kinda deal.
im just saying
this time it aint gw restrictions
its just sabers engine
Nah the big green cloak is the best one
about the cloaks specifically?
Okay, so I just finished the event. Beat the last mission for it and everything...except, I never got my Insignia. Is there anyone I can message about that? I worked my ass off to get it before the event was over, and I was looking forward to claiming that reward. Is there anyone I can message or talk to for help with that?
Actually best sniper cloak is assault champ cloak lol
I like the basic sniper cloak because it has a lil neck scarf
True!
Forums
Hmm I canât remember off the top of my head but Iâm sure it had to do with something related to melee
this guy knows ball
need this patch 13 NOW
I'm not too good with Discord. How/Where do I access the Forums?
Restart your game
Usually helps with getting that stuff
could you be thinking of power claws
#darktide-pics-vids peak
Yeah it's power claws
That or chain-axe
im fairly certain they dont add power claws because its alot of work.
they already had to make techmarine
İ think they literally don't have enough people working and they're already making the greatsword lol
Maurice, I cannot move it move it anymore
think we were getting 3 new pistols? something long that with the new roadmap
İ just hope GS isn't another "slam the ground" weapon
Why would it
I only know bulwark is getting.. one of the carbines as a sidearm now?
yeah
I was lowkey excited because I thought you could use it along with the shield where your melee would be
i dont think with bulwark
Cause every two hander in the game boils down to slamming the ground lol
At least omni axe has the rush gimmick
But its just a secondary
İt's a secondary
Would have been an interesting new way to play it, but yeah
İ don't think melee classes benefit that much from dedicated primaries anyway
İ laugh everytime i see a bulwark/assault just spam their bolt pistol
Brother u can 1 combo a while pack in melee, get in there smh
single stubpistol? 
Fair, i dont play enough sm2 to know 
I just thought it'd be sick being one of those space marines with tactical shields and just shoot behind it
I'm gunna try that.


speeb
That would be cool yeah but they'd unironically need to make it a weapon set for heavy or something lol
Thank you! Just checked it out...and it was confusing as Hell! I think I made a thing for Technical Support? I have no idea. Which category would this fall under?
Technical support sounds correct
ohh u guys talking of sm2
yass
Thanks! I'll try there as well!
i thought you meant bulwark enemies got a sidearm
Think more class archetypes could do it some good, but that might just be me
Imagine that lmao
they just whip out a pistol from behind the shield
kravek mourne in 3 days
o
suffering
lol
Maybe in sm3
just hoping what saber has cooking for year 3 for sm2
giant shotgun that knocks you back as far as barrels do
İ think it's just gonna be skins and heroics
lowkey want someone else to make sm3 if they will do that 
imagine sm3 turns out to be a space marine version of helldivers
đ¤ y,know..
Yeah Iâm guessing that too
wouldnt be a bad idea
Nah man maybe a side mode
i aint hearing a lot of good things about Arrow Head atm tho lmao
İ love how they do ops
i meeaann it would make sense for its setting
its heavily implied sm3 takes place in 500 worlds
Oh really?

İt's just a rumor
İt could be anything
I was just mentioning that it'd be interesting to see the 500 worlds campaign in the coming total war 40k as well lmao

titus rpg adventure
I forgot total war 40k was a thing
chairon is dead 
Oh its coming 
gladriel is alive though
yeah they just killed your boy off screen lmao
It taking place after Titus left
he died along Acheran

taking out a genestealer cult if i remember right
Bros died to jean Steelers
wth where did you hear from
i wouldve liked a little animation of that at least
It came along with the 500 worlds lore tidbits iirc
Even in 40k the black guy dies first...
İf they bring back nids I'd love a larger roster
There's so many more units they could adapt
True
But I want orks
I wish theyd make it closer to being a horde shooter when it comes to nids
Orks just fit hordeslop
İt already is
Nids have much bigger spawns than chaos
Kinda doesnt feel like it, its mostly a brawler shooter atm
not to mention most enemies just eat bullets
Any far far west players here?
Because of synapse break lol
i tried it a couple weeks ago lmao
İts such a dumb op mechanic
Cuz i found a cool easter egg if yall want to know
without spoilers
Mmmmm yes let me kill ALL the minoris after killing 1 elite
there is a skin called jeralt in the skin shop , the easter egg is in the descrpition of the skin
i just thought it'd be closer to like wwz horde when i heard some of the devs pitched in on sm2
The two remaining gun minoris looking at me

İ think the game would explode ngl
İt already barely runs
Sm2 is too pretty for a horde game unironically lol
Music is 
Siege mode has the highest spawns and it needs a NASA pc after wave 15
Also the random easter eggs are funny as shit
i found willam da carrot
and the cabbages guy
True nuke
idk the story, i just did a couple runs on it 
idk it either. Im saying music is a banger
especially the escape one

lost a match in under 5 seconds
poxburster killed two, third died to sniper
dont even know how our fourth died
Yabi for cherry on top
miyaboo
Generic anime foxgirl #370
đŤŁ
miyabi on top
wdym



Bruh gotta vent tryna do untouchable operative penance but my whole squad just left me behind after dying
They live on the opposite side of the planet
hard mode twins counts as auric completions
đ
you could do 10 in a row
become a homiesexual
Damn... so real..
i ate them
stop eating my teammates
neverr
they might be borderline detrimental to my existence but i need bullet sponges
tuff
You sound like you want to be shot.
Dudes, the Forums are confusing. Is there anyway to actually talk to a FatShark representative so that I can get my Insignia that I worked hard to get? I 10/10 completed the event, and it never showed up. I even logged out and logged back in.
fuck it let me drop a bag on the goat lady and flasher
hmph
bite you
I'll take a shot for my homies
you still havent gotten it?
thats so strange
that like badge thing?
Yea i assume that what they mean
I know. It looked cool and I completed the event right before it ended.
doesnt it end on the 13th or am i trippin
right before it ended.. hm..
maybe thats the issue..?
Might be, but I definitely completed it. The last time they had an event I did the same thing and got my Insignia...so I genuinely don't know.
Dead meme
It's the thing next to the frame. You also did restart the game, right? Like full restart?
its a bit risky to do an event right before it ends. during the time i did rumbling giants i didnt receive my frame cus i did it minutes before the event ended.
Usually you get the reward the moment you finish the final mission required. Did you get the notification?
i assumed because the minutes of the event ran out before I finished the match
could be the same
you restarted and everything so it should have appeared
Yeah, I fully restarted it.
im in the mood for going on a nostalgia trip with some 2010s driving games
mario kart
Is it still locked when you try to equip it?
Need for Speed
No. The notification never went off, but when I checked my event list it said 10/10 completed.
i was thinking like. burnout paradise if youâve ever heard of that
i actually have not
it sounds fun
Who wants to smoke weed and fill up our bellyâs with diet soda and play burnout revenge on the ps2?
Because sometimes Consoles don't 100% shut off games. I think your best bet is to screenie 10/10 done and ask support on it.
is the event actually over I thought it was til the 13th
its the 10th
itâs fucking GAS but good luck tryna play it since itâs delisted everywhere but i played that shit 24/7 when i was like 11
huh

most fun ive had in this stupid game
an actually fun darktide event?
no groaners was nice
I like the rations one more
i didnt like picking up the rations personally
i could finally just use gun with all the ammo lying around
giants was ass
I also liked the austhetic of ration event
seeing atoma on fire was really interesting
and the rioting noises in the background
500 ragers
peak
500 maulers
500 ragers
500 plasma gunners
ten. thousand. shotgunners.
CissiaâŚ
bites you
stupifaust
ow
punches you
ow
i keep seeing that fucking soviet boxer edit on my twitter tl and itâs starting to piss me off
o deer
â
let it bite your arm then tense your arm
makes it explode
A classic approach to problem solving
that doesnt work
if you saw a video about that, its AI
hmph
Noob
ow
ouch
Alright so those who uses light weapons like knives why can't we counter those Damm dogs especially the ogryn class
wydm counter it
?
live shove it?
After being grabbed
i am very certain you can shove them just the same
because thats how the game works
im guessing thats intended so your team can save you 
It just felt awkward for ogryns tho but yeah this game does support teamwork
there are ways for certain classes to push the dog off though
Not a bad thing or anything
if you have forges bellow on scum then the shout will push the dog off you when rampage ends
and arbites dog can kill the dog on top of you and uh
thats it i think
Ah I see was just curious about people opinions
But cool we actually have some counters like shout special attacks or timing shove
still trying to complete weapons and curious builds
Wel weapons and curious for my builds
I think it'd make sense to see that if the game has elements that encourages you to explore but that isnt the case in DT
most often than not youre just scuffed if you fuck off from coherency
Naw, they just bump it off.
FNP node. Lose enough stacks and it knocks dogs off.
which class i uh
Oggy.
i see
Guy wanted a way for oggy to knock dogs off, middle keystone.
A subnode adds a knockback when stacks drop to a point from memory.
5 stacks or below every 30 secs.
scary fuckers right?
The witch of this game.
shame theyre dysfunctional
Crown her or ignore her.
yeah i heard they steal pizza
is that why theyre always saying shit like "Youre not real"? Cuz they still hear the voice of their former human self or something?
i heard they ear 420 slices of pizza
theyre probably not fully formed daemonhosts
theyre actively fighting against the possession actually
which explain why theyre thrown into the street and not sent after grendyl
when it rises up from the ground, you can hear her chant a prayer of the emperor
yes theyre all failed
holy shit
not a single one is full strength
More, the voices of demons in their head.
i wonder where admonition's successful daemonhosts are
the more ive gotten curious about finding out about 40k lore the more i realize how fucked up the whole universe is
daemonhosts are a very sad case of abduction and experiments
It is, you know how fucked it is when the Orks are the only ones having fun.
i just thought they were like a random form of a corrupted god or something
all that time being carved with scriptures and occultist prayer just to be an unfit vessel and thrown anywhere like a rabid attack dog
Because war and fighting is fun to them.
even during their attacking they actually try their best to not hit you by the way
the people in fall of cadia seemed to be having fun after fending off the 12th black crusade
they plea that they dont want to hurt you
No, usually a partially possessed psyker.
The DH power also depends on what kind of daemon inside , like SM2 DH for example
lol i still know nothing about that side of it. mostly just from stuff ive read about in darktide. but i do want to continue sm2 and see whats going on with that stuff too
they even broke cadia law to launch fireworks
cadians were so cool in the fall of cadia
i loved their crusade defenses so much
i should read it to you on vc,,,,,,,
ive got a trusty friend for books
any books you need
Just go into it with an open mind. SM games tend to be more towards Imperium propaganda views.

how ominous
bro owns a library
go on 
as a returning player
why does my level 30 psyker have auric unlocked but my lv30 veteran can only access up to malice
hes not here fuck
I skip Tertium campaign for both
but hes got the stuff you want
they changed how difficulty works

Likely depends on how many games you played on them on that diff.
you need to complete a certain number of missions on the previous difficulty to unlock the next
offer is still open
so like complete 10 damnation to access auric for each character
you now need to play on that difficulty, win, accumulate points to unlock the next difficulty
sounds silly..... lv30 stuck in malice
kinda dumb change imho
it is
It'll have something to do with how many higher difficulty missions you cleared on that veteran character before you left vs how many you cleared on your psyker
There was a kind of progress transition for existing chars when that change was made
But I'm sure it wasn't a perfect system
i wonder why they saw the need to even add that in
when the change happened
Is funny how my oggy had instant access to aurics when I mostly played heresy with him tbh. MM related for most part.
i guess it filters more players to reach auric
but i dont think it was that bad before
A response to the amount of people complaining about people playing difficulties "they don't belong in", I imagine
some still dont belong in aurics smh
maybe like 2/10 games
i dont mind it, it gives people a chance to get used to the difficulty on a different character and to make sure you have maxxed weapons and good enough curios for auric
but it wasnt common enough that they were all doodoo
There are ppl still needing to be kicked down a level still at times so all it did was annoy legit older players.
Yeah idc either, even having to carry someone is just a free diff modifier. I don't give a fuck.
truthnuke
be the self sufficency you wanna see in your matches
i honestly dont even mind losing, lmao
All my characters were instantly cleared for auric so YMMV I guess
just hop back in the next game
i play eviscerator
I mean. Same, except Arby and Scum but you know, lul.
It's pretty annnoying for DLC classes though
The deluxe edition should contain a lvl 30 boost for those 
OH MY DAYS
If you have an existing lvl 30*
Instant auric unlock and lvl 30.
p2w? in my darktide?
Making people grind through the levels on every class is getting kinda old when there's 6 of them (so far)
If you have a lvl 30 and at least majority auric unlocked.
were at 6 or 7 classes now
soon to be
cant wait to play heresy on my lvl 30 skitari
-# 6 7
cracks your skull open
i blame my friend for doin the silly gestures every time he sees or even hears 6 7 in a convo
now i just find it funny too
he's a grown ass man too 
it is funny
That's extra funny
nothing wrong with stupid jokes
what is life if not humorous
67
be whimsical raise your arms up and down while saying 2 numbers
explodes you with my brain
It is the civic duty of grown ass men to make youth jokes unfunny by ruthlessly and excessively overdoing them
All the kids roll their eyes and go "omg you don't get it"
are you said grown ass man hank
But we do get it.
lmaoo
We're deliberately strangling that joke in its sleep.
half the songs in my miku playlist are by deco27
Yes
i like the inside jokes i have with my friends
luckily im not a grown ass man
cant blame ppl for finding 67 funny when my friend says Leg and i giggle
im a grown ass woman
leg
It's not funny when you do it.
Your name is Alexander and you have a friend called Brutus? What's next, your cousin Hannibal?
My friends believe I have a house made of landmines like Iâm one of the three little pigs because I come from a certain little area in the eastern Europe
you know someone who eats people (me)
But yes my best friend is called brutus and hes a 3k level ogryn
hes here, but he doesnt speak
thats funny
also i never put the dots together
fate has its ways of being funny

Also hey chat power was out for 8 hours so I figured Iâd check up on you gitz since I knew half of you would at least be online right now
i ate your power
im a c'tan

you know what we do with them
Next time donât do it on the weekend you little enslaved god you, my days off are limited you know
writing another character right now
is Blachette Mayflower an indimidating name or too cutesy
I like it
Depends on the world and the character and if you are going for serious or funny relating to the story.
moreso serious methinks.
she's supposed to be a merc.
the red riding hood thing is mostly for shits and giggles
Because it has the feel of calling a monster Fluffy or Princess.
If she was intended to be some death 'machine'.
well i chose 'Blachette' because that's one of the real names associated with the Red Riding Hood
the reason WHY she does the thing is 'cause her rival is nicknamed the Wolf
so you got an interesting dynamic there
The surname more like.
Goober! I got a new mini yesterday!
SHOW SHOW
Its a Purple Worm! I got its 75% off regular price!
le worm
Hayio
donât you sleep⌠like at all, Eli?
I do sleep
I live in australia so my time is different
I just sent it to you
Do you have a spider pet 
sorta

shh
No� 
What is that
Doing the God Emperor's work 
It's a tough job but someone has to do it
its like a koala but worse. they go after tourists and are bloodthirsty
koala in a droppod
sticky surprise
super earth getting desperate
"yeah just empty out the zoos"
I just checked google
A badly photoshopped koalaâŚ
i swear they're real I've seen one 
i didnt have my glasses on but it was dropbear shaped
my source is that i made it the fuck up
EVERY DAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE IN NAME OF SHAREHOLDER VALUES VARLETS
Can confirm, went inside your head and saw the neurons fire up to create the thought

HADRON
HADRON THE HOUSE BRAHMS STOCK DROPPED BY FIFTY PERCENT-
-"CUT OFF MY LIFE SUPPORT VARLET"
a mate of mine was talking about these lizards whose defense mechanism is to climd the highest thing they see, in this case it was him
came back home with like cuts all over him
Whatâs your glasses prescription?
Could be worse... could be a lizard that squints blood from its eyes as a defense mechanism
not too sure, i think around 6 7
lawd.. 
penar
im short sighted tho
magic numbers
This thing^
magic
your hand magically gestures an up and down motion as you see/hear it
they look cool tho
My depth perception is off but it gives me a nasty glare so 
i'm good from state to state
you go to the states you might get saladed
(salad 'em)
Heh, works better tbh. But I'm not one to say with my absolutely terrible naming skills.
SALAD SALAD SALAD
salud
yurm
lick lick
son
6ď¸âŁ đ 7ď¸âŁ
đŤ´
đŤ´
Im short sighted too vision wise, and life choices wise
END YOUR OWN LIFE
an ogryn gets taught to 67 once and keeps spamming it during missions

what did you do boy

Ogryn hulk smash
@sly quest LOOK WHAT YOU DID
About to have some bolts to the skull.
YOU DID THIS
Wasnt it Ak 
#general-chat message this bullshit
Tell me about the rabbits again...
67
You corrupted poor and innocent Garut
EIGHT NINE
tung tung tung sahur

They eat concrete and rubber and somehow chew through live wires without getting electrocuted.








