general-chat

[tender horizon]

HH 2.0 was a goated ruleset tbh

[faint charm]

my new class idea

1. found a space marine inside an escape pod. missing an arm and a leg(kinda like more aggressive and sad ogryn)

2. battle servitor with 14 limbs but mostly got general workplace limbs(kinda like hive scum but rely on parry and block instead of dodging)

3. Sororitas from non-combat order(has progenium experience but baked holy cookies for few decades). support/cc focused

4. Scythiian
   a nomadic soldier. literal scythian

5. upperhive scum
   Full-time scammer. bought a lot of illegal enhancement

[uneven ermine]

Nah there’s also mech

And solar

[low blade]

Next year...

[tender horizon]

AoS seems fun but I don't love any model range tbh

[uneven ermine]

It’s IMPERIUM the game

[amber cave]

Sure, sure.

[faint charm]

will improve my idea

[amber cave]

I met sooooo many 30K players playing Solar

[uneven ermine]

Ok maybe there’s a bit of a solar auxilia shortage

[amber cave]

Like, at least 1.

[uneven ermine]

But there’s good mech

And promise of dark mech

[faint charm]

upperhive scum would be nice

especially in visual design

[amber cave]

Le Gasp.

AoS models is its strongest aspect. New Nurgle stuff is 11/10 fire.

Can't wait to buy them all.

[faint charm]

killing heretics in designer clothes

[tender horizon]

The models are 10/10, they're just not my aesthetic

[low blade]

Bolter porn hits hard asf when you dont got some Hipster bitch in ypur ear telling you its slop

[uneven ermine]

What

[amber cave]

I accept that.

[uneven ermine]

Bolter what

[amber cave]

Begrudgingly.

[low blade]

I said Bolter porn hits hard asf when you dont got some Hipster bitch in ypur ear telling you its slop

[low blade]

You've never heard this term? Really?

[uneven ermine]

[gilded socket]

Huge penis doesn’t want you to know the secret about tiny penis

[vague elm]

Which class should I play rn

[uneven ermine]

[vague elm]

Your real enemy is bent penis.

[gilded socket]

The true enemy is ED

[carmine steppe]

I have no idea what any of those words mean

[vague elm]

RIP erections

[fossil oasis]

All of them all at once

I think the next class we get should just be a hybrid of the 6 classes we have already

[faint charm]

just put nicki minaj

[vague elm]

Kin mercenary.
Gets
plasma from vets
Companion from arb (ironkin)
Abhuman from ogryn
Warp barriers from psyker
Thammer from zealot (bardin4lyfe)
Scum

[carmine steppe]

We should get orks

Kommandoes

[gilded socket]

Rip wrections

[vague elm]

Wreck riptions

[green beacon]

67 lowkirkenuienly "69" pmo abc def

[carmine steppe]

Rennald will work with blood axes before trying to get the skitarii on Tertium

As the ultimate fuck You to Admech fans

[faint charm]

god i miss vermintithe 2

[vague elm]

I'm just gonna self insert into every chat until someone gives me a class to play bc I can't decide

[vague elm]

It still exists

[green beacon]

play outcast engineer

[faint charm]

is it still active

[green beacon]

yea

[faint charm]

imma go check

[green beacon]

among folk like me who can't run darktide

[fossil oasis]

Play Zealot

It's peak

[green beacon]

fuck ahh laptop

[river elbow]

I am eating at a pizza party my work is throwing and I see some very odd topics discussed, lmfao.

[vague elm]

Pick, 1, 2 or 3

[river elbow]

Arbitrator.

[fossil oasis]

2

[vague elm]

Lmao book zealot

[green beacon]

aw hell nah bros on his way to book zealot

[vague elm]

Okay

[green beacon]

ts pmo 🥀

[languid hazel]

Ogryn

[fossil oasis]

Peak!

My favourite

[vague elm]

Oh NOW you alllll want to say something

[green beacon]

I love walking around 90% of the map doing nothing

🥀

[vague elm]

Someone Rolla d6

[green beacon]

5

[vague elm]

Great, again

[river elbow]

I had a face full of Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Pizza, I couldn't text fast enough.

[vague elm]

Roll a d6

[river elbow]

It was a six.

[vague elm]

Tox scum it is

[river elbow]

Lmao.

[sleek harness]

Is there any YouTubers here

And if there is why haven't we bullied them yet

[fair bridge]

[sleek harness]

Mallow you just made me remember I shouldn't be jolly anymore

By just exist

ing

[carmine steppe]

Joy and cheerfulness? In the 40k setting? Impossible

[river elbow]

It is never a bad time to be jolly. I'll sing Mariah Carrey on the 4th of July.

[carmine steppe]

What happens that day

[river elbow]

American Independence Day.

[vague elm]

"Independence" lmao

[river elbow]

Which has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas.

[wise depot]

Ain’t nothing wrong with book zealot

oh

[vague elm]

Correct
Ain't lnothing wrong with any build I have.
Which is why it's so hard to choose

[wise depot]

Oh I thought you were mocking the book zealot

[carmine steppe]

Ohhh for the north American people

[vague elm]

I only mock meta

[wise depot]

cause I was going to say “sounds like you have ‘auric storm survivor’ on psyker and still get shit on by trash mob”

[vague elm]

Always punch up

[carmine steppe]

Here in Argentina it's the 9th of July

[vague elm]

Lmao I wish I had any titles

[sleek harness]

Nobody is going to question him about this?

Damn

Yall really are lazy

[wise depot]

honestly bro use them right

If ur gonna put “true survivor”, don’t die like a dipshit 😂

otherwise, take that shit off and put “reject”

[carmine steppe]

What did they gain independence from

[wise depot]

the British mfers

and their stupid tea

Anyone from the UK here? I’ll start mocking you

[fair bridge]

the power is in your hands

[wise depot]

and your government

[sleek harness]

I am lazy myself

Though I expected more from you people

[fair bridge]

better things to do

[sleek harness]

Lazy too then

[fair bridge]

like watching jenny nicholson videos

[wise depot]

like building my helldivers cosplay

[carmine steppe]

It's kinda weird that people say Americans like south America doesn't exist 😭

[river elbow]

I do not need to retort when our flag is on another celestial body.

[sleek harness]

South America shouldn't be put on the same category as North America

We have no similarities

[carmine steppe]

Bro there is like 3 americas, who are you referring to 😭 also some schools of thought say americas as a whole united thing

[carmine steppe]

Yeah we do, people live here and there are animals

Also they have water

[wise depot]

welcome to U.S. education

[sleek harness]

We ain't united

Get a better school

[gilded socket]

Ough

[sleek harness]

Maxine

[carmine steppe]

I know, that's why they are most commonly called south and north america

[sleek harness]

I knew that already

[carmine steppe]

I have my free university, and I'll keep it that way

[sleek harness]

Did your poor school said anything wrong about Brazil also?

[carmine steppe]

We haven't seen a lot of Brazil, although I do have Portuguese next year

[thin fable]

happy new year guys

[sleek harness]

Which Portuguese

[sleek harness]

It's tomorrow

[carmine steppe]

I have to learn the minimum to speak with Brazilian tourists

[sleek harness]

So Brazilian Portuguese

[wise depot]

Not yet foo

[round mica]

BRASIL MENTIONED 🇧🇷

[sleek harness]

Can't commemorate new year if we still in the boring old year

[carmine steppe]

Yeah

[thin fable]

It has already come for me

[sleek harness]

Where do you live

In the Moon?

[thin fable]

Ha-ha

[wise depot]

I bet somewhere in the Oceania

[thin fable]

The earth is not round

[wise depot]

You’re right. It’s dinosaur-shaped

[thin fable]

Based

[sleek harness]

It's a nose

[wheat sphinx]

I wanna buy Arbiter

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[wheat sphinx]

just for the shotgun

[wise depot]

I need to go prime my cosplay bruh

[sleek harness]

This doesn't make any sense

[wise depot]

pray that I don’t inhale too much of the paint

[wheat sphinx]

why

[thin fable]

The shotgun with a shield is also a very cool weapon.

[sleek harness]

Hopefully your helldiver armor doesn't poison your lungs

[tall grove]

It’s an awesome weapon tbf, but the class is also great
Also, 26

[wheat sphinx]

I want the pump

[wheat sphinx]

26?

[sleek harness]

Because it doesn't

[tall grove]

Tally of furries on the server

[wheat sphinx]

Who are you to judge me

[wheat sphinx]

Sorry, I am a SCALIE.

I am a DRAGON.

[sleek harness]

I am living being

[tall grove]

Same difference
I’m a furry racist

[thin fable]

☠️

[wheat sphinx]

No you're not

[sleek harness]

I am not dead

[wheat sphinx]

:(

[sleek harness]

And I am a being

[round mica]

Quick question

[sleek harness]

So I am living being

[vague elm]

Furrcist?

[wheat sphinx]

Yes?

[round mica]

is there a specific way to call fursonas that are insects/arachnids like when people call themselves scalies?

[sleek harness]

No

[tall grove]

But no really it’s more so the umbrella that I’d still place scalies under

[wheat sphinx]

I know dw

[wheat sphinx]

Never seen arachnids in person, only on Reddit sometimes as concept art, but I heard of "buggies"

[round mica]

o

[sleek harness]

Buggy

[thin fable]

Quick question chat: are you racist?

[round mica]

no

I'm not stupid

[sleek harness]

I hate things that aren't humans, animals or solid

[wise depot]

True, I hate spiders

[thin fable]

Solid like snake?

[tall grove]

Nah not really
I’m dumb but I’m not that dumb

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-phantom-pain-metal-gear-solid-v-snake-big-boss-gif-6526414909388443363

[wheat sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-kill-gif-1486803968351503613

[tall grove]

Gluttony kitty
Thanks, I hate it

[vague elm]

Okay that was hell

I'm gonna do book Zealot now

[carmine steppe]

Freaks

Heretics and mutants

[round mica]

That's actually the most cringiest thing ive heard since i joined this server

[carmine steppe]

You are welcomed

I get them from the loading tips of the game

[vague elm]

[sleek harness]

Funnily enough I think that's how some people call felinids on 40k

[round mica]

I might do a felinid OC soon

[carmine steppe]

Well they are mutants

Literally

[sleek harness]

Is it just going to be an Cadian felinid on the imperium troops

[sleek harness]

Not really

They are genetically modified

[vague elm]

Do it.

[sleek harness]

But not genetically mutated

[round mica]

I'll do some research on what she could be, would be pretty funny to make her maybe a psyker

[carmine steppe]

That's a mutant 😭

[sleek harness]

Least surprising thing on 40k

There was a female ogryn pysker

[round mica]

What do you expect her to be tbh? An inquisitor?

[vague elm]

Rogue trader fits

[carmine steppe]

Some sisters of battle don't like space marines cause they consider them to be mutants

[sleek harness]

Idk some serial killer on a trading ship

That would make interesting histories

[round mica]

She could be a part of an Rogue Trader retinue but she would not be a rogue trader me thinks

[carmine steppe]

They like the guard tho

[round mica]

That's true

i actually like that idea

I'm stealing it

thanks

[sleek harness]

Pay me when it starts to make money

[wooden creek]

Dark tidings, fellow rejects. Another year is happening, again.

[round mica]

Sorry to hear you but we're not getting a cent from this

[sleek harness]

Tomorrow

[round mica]

chat should i play recon lasgun steel legion loadout or krieg heblore loadout

[sleek harness]

None

Play pysker

[delicate kite]

you should play chaxe scum !

[round mica]

I will after I'm done with vet

[sleek harness]

Play pysker

[tall grove]

Recon
I have an agenda against the helbore

[round mica]

I'm leveling them up to level 30 before doing other classes

[vague elm]

Room for more in the party?

[round mica]

currently level 23

[round mica]

Why?

[sleek harness]

Boring

[round mica]

:V

[sleek harness]

Because not pull and shoot fast

[round mica]

You mean in game?

[tall grove]

I hate charged weapons
Everyone keeps telling me it’s good but I hated using it for the levelling

[vague elm]

I'll play if you've got room, codes in profile

[round mica]

I don't mind it I use it because I enjoy the vibes and the gameplay aint too bad

[round mica]

I mostly play solo so I'll always have space :3

[tall grove]

I find the gameplay atrocious
You are dead to me

[rose pine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASS30rGrNts

It is good, listen

[vague elm]

Haha no hard feelings if you're vibing solo

Dope

[round mica]

I vibe solo cause I dont have a lot of friends that play this game

[round mica]

I think you're just bad at the game

[tall grove]

Ssshhhhhh

[round mica]

omg nil is here

hai nil

[sleek harness]

@ripe tangle mentioned

[tall grove]

I could play
…in like a day or two

[round mica]

Yeah i stole her emotes

[round mica]

pog

[sleek harness]

Also fun fact Sister of Battles are usually bald

[round mica]

doesnt it depend on which order they come from?

pretty sure theres orders of sister who are mainly haired with the white hair and stuff

[sleek harness]

Usually

[tall grove]

Yeah I just need to get back home from Hawaii
It’ll take me about 8 hours split between two flights, and the first one is happening after supper today, so I’ll probably have to have a rest as well
But once all that’s done I’m down to play

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-spongebob-spongebob-meme-bald-meme-my-eyes-gif-15884625413012851956

[round mica]

Hawaii

@vague elm anytime you want to select a mission im just waiting on you tbh

[tall grove]

What would you wanna be playing? Aurics? Auric maels? Havocs?

[fossil oasis]

We should hop on again

[round mica]

[fossil oasis]

Also hello chat

[round mica]

hello chase

[lusty estuary]

i only play sedition difficulty

[round mica]

how are u doin

[fossil oasis]

Im good :3 omw out to see my partner then we're goin to a friends place for new years

Hbu?

[vague elm]

Lmao I've been waiting on u

[tall grove]

True
Maybe when I’m playing with lynxiee?
The more the merrier

[round mica]

Just drank powerade and ready to game

[vague elm]

Idk how you prefer to level so you pickk

[round mica]

[fossil oasis]

Oh peak, ive never had powerade, only monster

[round mica]

im currently only able to go heresy but i can do prtty much any difficulty

[fossil oasis]

Yee exactly :3

[tall grove]

Lmao I’m probably gonna be on a plane during new years

[fossil oasis]

I'd offer to hop on games with people now but like im on the bus

[round mica]

Powerade is just off brand gateorade, same taste and all

[fossil oasis]

Oh oof, not the ideal place to be imo

[tall grove]

I’ve never had monster
I’ve heard it tastes like battery acid

[fossil oasis]

Oh fair enough, never had gatorade either tho

[fossil oasis]

Only the original one

[round mica]

you should drink it, especially when youre sick :3

[fossil oasis]

Electrolytes and all that?

[tall grove]

Yeah well I got a whole eight hours of flight (split across two flights, six and two hours) and we set off on the first one after supper
So yeah it’s not gonna be a great location lol

[fossil oasis]

Could be worse I suppose

[tall grove]

What do the rest taste like?

[fossil oasis]

Well safe flights at least, get home safe

[tall grove]

Oh yeah, it absolutely could be worse
Just not ideal is all

[fossil oasis]

Lemonade, orange soda, Guava, passion fruit. Theres a lot of flavours to pick from

[tall grove]

Can’t wait to snap a wing and nosedive into the ocean
Thanks Murphy

[fossil oasis]

Anyway chat, I gotta go.
Im off the bus and walking to my partners so happy new year everyone.
Stay safe and have fun

[fossil oasis]

Average Boeing experience tbh

[tall grove]

Maybe I’ll try some sometime then

[fossil oasis]

[round mica]

ye ye

[tall grove]

Thankfully I’m not flying Boeing

[tall grove]

See ya chase, have a good time!

[fossil oasis]

Thank u, have a safe flight home :3

[tall grove]

Here’s hoping

[round mica]

playing laggy is so fucking bad

[cosmic burrow]

guys do you have any game reccomendations?
to buy on winter sale while its going

[visual vortex]

oh some of my family owns a coffee company there

[thin fable]

Disco elysium

[sweet trail]

I love heresy

[visual vortex]

🤨

[sweet trail]

I love being heretical

[cosmic burrow]

have it already

[thin fable]

Kingdom co(u)me deliverence

[cosmic burrow]

good game played it

[thin fable]

What about divinity original sin 2?

[vague elm]

[nocturne bloom]

For some reason, and im not joking, it crashes every time Henry slaps his girlfriends butt at the beginning of the game for me

[low glen]

why do i keep getting qeued with bots

[cosmic burrow]

seen it i like larians games

completed wasteland 3 so maybe some day

still thanks

[low glen]

also is there no way to change server?

[cosmic burrow]

there is

[rocky radish]

press E in the mission select menu

[feral vessel]

hello folk

i got new pins

[round mica]

i read that as fork

🍴

[vague elm]

Hi spoon

[feral vessel]

#zealot-class message
i love my pins

[quaint moss]

Gaytide time :3

[feral vessel]

wanna do some missions :3

[quaint moss]

my bf is creating a new hive scum if ya wanna join :>

its gonna be like lvl one lol

[feral vessel]

uhh sure

im in a mission rn tho

so after

[quaint moss]

:> ighty

[vague elm]

This fucking game won't let me use my spearhead.
I've equipped it before 3 separate games and I still load in with my stub

[round mica]

i played horribly this one

[round mica]

did you equip it and then clicked on a loadout you created?

[fiery wave]

30 FPS 300 ping.

[royal halo]

guys

anyone of u have issues with darktide?

like i cant open the game now and its stuck on black screen lmao

everyother game runs fine and i did reinstalled everything and still fucks:(

[rose pine]

@gilded socket @somber stream @fiery wave I am in game now. Join for killing silly billy Sefoni brain

[fiery wave]

No US servers though. I literally load into a DC.

[rose pine]

I come back, and little Sah, cannot join.

Tis is sad day indeed.

[lilac crag]

goodeth luck ye bunch

[fiery wave]

I can play EU or APAC or HK.

[rose pine]

I am in the EU., what'cha mean.

[fiery wave]

In case of OTHERS.

[rose pine]

Good thing I am not in others.

[fiery wave]

There's 2 slots, you know.

[rose pine]

He is from the Eu' as well.

I think.

[lilac crag]

licht?

[fiery wave]

Licht is.

[rose pine]

Kiel_

Other two are out.

[fiery wave]

But he is too drunk to play.

[rose pine]

Damn.

[lilac crag]

lad got wasted

[fiery wave]

So drunk he can't even Happy new year back at me.

[lilac crag]

he left our session a bit ago

said he was gonna celebrate n stuff

[rose pine]

Sounds like ya'll are trying to make excuses, to not protecc lil spark'ed with me.

[fiery wave]

You have another?

[lilac crag]

but what do you need people for krunt?

[rose pine]

Yes, got Kiel_ in the voice, e are gonna do a Sefoni-mind-blowing-up.

[rose pine]

Kill heretics.

[lilac crag]

this be normal missions? or trials?

[rose pine]

Sefoni, Blow up, Mind.

Tis is Trials.

[lilac crag]

mmm, I cee.

[rose pine]

I do not speak Spark'ed language.

[arctic shoal]

Happy new year Pals

[lilac crag]

happy new years J

[lilac crag]

I can come for a trial laddie, if you need a pair of hands

[little haven]

Quick question, why can’t I post pictures in the chats? Just wanted to post pics of my minis

[lilac crag]

you need the convict ( orange ) role to post pics in certain chats

[ivory dawn]

Hey chat

[sweet trail]

Ogryns win

[fair bridge]

lol had a psyker that kept disconnecting from the match a bunch of times and only stayed connected when we finished the mission 😭

[rose pine]

Ogryn always win

I like dis Ciaphas

Sia..Fas.

SiaFas.

[sweet trail]

Big hat man :)

[lilac crag]

ignored, alas...

[feral vessel]

@quaint moss aight i can do it

[quaint moss]

check dm :3

[rose pine]

ALWAYS BIGGEST HAT

[nocturne bloom]

D-do what

[sweet trail]

Ogryns bestest soldiers

[feral vessel]

dont take that out of context

[round mica]

this sucks

i had the wrong melee weapon and everythng

[arctic shoal]

🐴

[little haven]

How does one obtain the convict role? Do I have to commit a crime?

[lilac crag]

yes, by sending enough messages in the server until you're considered a criminal

[little haven]

[round mica]

lagged out

[fair bridge]

keep seeing a bunch of bullshit about that star wars total conversion mod for starfield

100GB of unoptimized AI generated hog shit

bethesda drones must die

[arctic shoal]

Ai slop my favorite

[round mica]

that was

[round mica]

you know whats worse?

im pretty sure it wasnt filled with AI slop before

it only got filled with AI after it started getting more prominent

so it was a good modpack once

[fair bridge]

even before they started using AI a lot of their 3D assets were just stolen from other games

[round mica]

I mean the modpack IS kind of a combination of a bunch of other mods so not everything was controlled on what the mods did and blah blah

[feral vessel]

obliterate todd howard

[round mica]

i think

[feral vessel]

publically flay him

EVISCERATE him.

maybe not that much but you get my point

[vague elm]

No it's deserved

[round mica]

i thoughti was going to like the power falchion but it sucks ass

[vague elm]

That seems to be the general concensus

[round mica]

i was so fucking laggy too it had me wanting to kms

[delicate kite]

invite best friend and her boyfriend over
she say yes
go to store
buy food for 50 euros most of which you wont eat yourself cuz you dont like it
spend 5 hours cooking it
lay down exhausted
' my boyfriend decided that we are going to go to sleep at 1 am'

[round mica]

ppl i forgot

weight of fire or hot-shot on helbore

[delicate kite]

Hot shot

[fair bridge]

weight of fire

[vague elm]

Vibe

[fair bridge]

u can use weight or sustained but weight is better imo

[round mica]

just realized i used plasteel and diamantine in a dogshit curio

[vague elm]

Tough

[feral vessel]

shit happens

[rose pine]

You should play, Ogryn.

Dont need to, think about weight.

More weight = more strength.

[fair bridge]

breathe manually, now.

[rose pine]

Sorry, I do not have the ram for that.

Ogryn gotta reserve the 2Mb of brainspace.

[lunar kiln]

Can Confirm

[round mica]

the first time

I heard Kayex's voice

my legs got shaky

I NEED THATMAN

[delicate kite]

release kayex files

[lethal solstice]

He's in psyker chat rn

[fair bridge]

@round mica

look in #psyker-class

[round mica]

HES WHAT

[round mica]

I cannot engage after this comment.

i can only look

[lusty estuary]

kayex let me into the engine room

kayex please let me touch the warp-drive

[round mica]

nil cannot be trusted near any of those

[amber sail]

so i just heard of trench crusade and holy shit i love it

[rose pine]

What's the Trench Crusade

[round mica]

Grimdark universe based around irl religions

[misty trench]

WW1 but it's humanity vs hell

[amber sail]

A new grimdark universe and it's sick

[round mica]

dude

[amber sail]

Yea?

[round mica]

i fucking LOVE lagging out mid missions its so fuckin fun dude

[amber sail]

Yo same dawg

[rose pine]

So current america, with how they're running their politics?

[amber sail]

Well no

[round mica]

Worse

[amber sail]

Yea Because of the crusade

[rose pine]

After seeing the high-priest do a certain 'painter-themed-salute'

I'm kinda like.

Cant be worse than that.

[round mica]

people eats cloned jesus parts to become basically space marines

[amber sail]

I do like the lore of every faction also the 6 Jesus's that are there to

[rose pine]

MaccyD' lets go.

[amber sail]

Can I just say how

6 Jesus how why 6 kinda funny if you think about it because you know 6 (I wanna take a bath with my toaster)

[vague elm]

[rose pine]

Wait.

Isn't that just the JoJo Season 7 Storyline?

With the Bodyparts of Jesus and all?

[languid hazel]

Mrrp :3

My cat say hi btw :3

[amber sail]

Hey question where can I send art of trench crusade

[feral vessel]

hello kitty

say kitty i said hello

[amber sail]

[languid hazel]

He said maow back :3

[feral vessel]

I don't know if there's a dedicated channel for non-40k related art.

[amber sail]

HI

[feral vessel]

Try zealot-chat.

[rose pine]

I'll take that as a no.

Think you can just send it in #darktide-fan-art @amber sail Just make sure to tag it I guess.

[amber sail]

The fuck is that chat?

Oh God zealot players are so accurate to the character I think just more insane at times

[lilac crag]

be very afraid of zealot mains

[rose pine]

S'long as it's not a knife zealot.

[vivid tapir]

I think Martyr Zealot is my favorite class/build

[whole glade]

i made a legion of the damned in sm2 :3

[amber sail]

i am good ogryn

[keen dagger]

oog forgot how slow and fat i am with the rashad

[rose pine]

As an Ogryn main, most important thing.

From 1-10, how ugly is your ogryn?

I'm genuine, give me the deeds

The prettier ya Pal is, the worse you are as an ogryn.

The stats dont lie.

[vivid tapir]

See idk about that cuz my first ogryn is a handsome fella and he’s been great

[lethal hornet]

Anyone believe trappers are generally unfair

Yknow with their ability to net you through 15 layers of metal and flesh

What are you supposed to do when you can’t dodge in the middle of a horde

And can’t hear them due to the clutter of noise

Is there something im missing

[vivid tapir]

Nah I’m always hyper aware for trappers and dogs

[lethal hornet]

Dogs i have no issue with, its trappers

Feels like they appear out of nowhere

[lusty estuary]

i think the only issue with trappers as a disabler is the thing that's inherit to a lot of the elites and specials in this game where audio ques get broken on higher difficulties

[vivid tapir]

If you’re in the situation you describe, pull out your gun and start shooting

[lethal hornet]

And again, net you through 15 layers of metal, 15 meters away, 60% around some pillar

My bullets don’t pierce the horde of carapace

[lusty estuary]

so many things spawn at once that it just breaks the sound system and they just won't make any noise until they've managed to get close to you

[lethal hornet]

Is there a spawn bug then

Feel like some hordes have been insane with the amount of metal spawning

[lusty estuary]

packs of crushers and maulers are normal

unfortunately.

[lethal hornet]

Either way, i just can’t deal with these trappers

I don’t get caught often, but when i do is still feels unjust the way it occurs

Hidden in a horde, and i cannot move due to the amount of things around me

And if i can, its just a gamble dodge

[lusty estuary]

dodge as soon as you hear the noise even if you think you can't or even if you don't know if it's targeting you specifically and that'll usually cut down the amount of times you get got

otherwise it's just a matter of being hypervigilant and keeping an eye out for the red and yellow

[lethal hornet]

I wish their nets had cleave limits, so they had to get closer in a horde

Absolute horsesht a flimsy net cuts through 10 layers of carapace flak and flesh

But my bolter shells can’t pierce past 1-2

That change alone i feel would make them a lot more fair

When the ad mech class comes i hope theres a “Servo gun, automatically brainblasts any trappers in the area” perk lol

[amber sail]

Oi I'm not ugly mama always said I was handsum

[rose pine]

Post ya Pals face in #ogryn-class
I will judge

[feral vessel]

i come seeking wisdom

[round mica]

is infiltrate even worth it with vet?

[feral vessel]

never tried it but it doesn't seem like it would be optimal

maybe it could

idk i've seen some talk about smoke grenade

So anything is on the table.

[round mica]

Im talkin about the uh

invisibility thing

for 8 second

[feral vessel]

yes i am aware

that's just shroudfield but like, not, right

[round mica]

cause u said smoke grenade and i got confused

[fiery wave]

Pointless unless you really wanna do objectives.

[gilded socket]

AUGH IM NOT HOME!!!!

SORRY

[quaint moss]

i eat bullets, then breakfast

[feral vessel]

i dont know it's shroudfield without the backstab bonus

[round mica]

I thought it could be funny with helbore so i can stay still and charge me shots

[feral vessel]

also supresses all enemies on exiting stealth which might be somewhat useful for very specific situations

[rose pine]

Tis all good, just left for a party

[gilded socket]

Have fun

[feral vessel]

happy new years (again)

im gonna go pop a champagne alone because my entire family is asleep apparently

[nocturne bloom]

Dog im bouta just sleep the rest of my shift

[feral vessel]

okay that's great for you

have a good nap

i think?

[amber sail]

Ok go look

[unreal violet]

Happy new year all ^_^ !!

[amber sail]

Happy new same crap different year

[lunar kiln]

ONLY IF YOU WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST!

[patent meadow]

Who else ringing in the New Year wringing the life out of heretics?

[feral vessel]

whoever reacted with that fearful emoji is a fucking nurglite

@fair bridge how do you plead heretic

[lilac crag]

hop off my goat

[fair bridge]

[feral vessel]

okay since it's you

[lilac crag]

yeup

[lilac crag]

don't hurt em now twin!!!!

[fair bridge]

[feral vessel]

we're all a little mad down in the darktide dc

[fiery wave]

After possibly sabotaging your teammates.

[feral vessel]

you get some you lose some

not everyone can be a winna' down in tertium aye

[sweet trail]

Imagine shadow of war but 40k, you play as like an undead guardsman possessed by an aeldari recruiting orks to fight chaos

Probably would fuck the lore but its go hard

[feral vessel]

what about like, a survival horror set in the series though

[sweet trail]

That goo

[feral vessel]

i don't think enough 40k games take advantage of how much horror potential the franchise has

[modest flume]

Or

Hear me out

Inquisitor

[sweet trail]

True af

[vivid tapir]

yes exactly, a Last of Us type game set in 40k would be awesome

[feral vessel]

amnesia: the bunker but you're a guardsman

[modest flume]

It's why I love the Ghoul Stars

[feral vessel]

and the thing hunting you is just one tyranid warrior or something

[modest flume]

The implication of eldritch horrors beyond the Warp is deep

[lilac crag]

it would have to be a lictor if we want scary-scary

[feral vessel]

i guess yeah

but couldn't that thing just pop your brain remotely

[modest flume]

Those shits are scary even in DoW 2

[feral vessel]

or at minimum psychologically wreck you from afar

[lilac crag]

guardsmen are equipped ( relatively ) for warriors, lictors suck your brains from a distance if wanted

[vivid tapir]

Lictors can fuck right off I hate invisible enemies

[sweet trail]

Actually wait, isnt there an inquisitorial fsction that says that using chaos to benefit the imperium is cool.

What if inquisitor like that, who has an aeldari possessing him, who goes around on a frontier planet taking over the minds of chaos cultists to fight for him against chaos.

And it ends with the imperium finding out and killing him bc obviously thats uber hereticsl

[jaunty path]

Long range zuck

[arctic shoal]

SUCC

[feral vessel]

radicals

[lilac crag]

maybe do some in-game mechanic where you use scramblers to mess with the neurological influence of the lictor

[vivid tapir]

nobody likes inquisitorial radicals

[feral vessel]

Radical inquisitors basically fall into that category

[lilac crag]

and that's the one thing keeping you alive, some shitty vox unit

[sweet trail]

Ah true

[feral vessel]

ordo hereticus inquisitors with their aeldari wife

[modest flume]

True, could have it like Inquisitior: Martyr where you just kinda go "yeah but look how this benefits the Imperium"

[vivid tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

[jaunty path]

There are radical Inquisitors yes

[feral vessel]

okay how would you kill that thing though

[sweet trail]

Maybe thats the conflict in game

[vivid tapir]

these Inquisitors are almost always wrong tho

[feral vessel]

do you just lure it into a chokepoint and then blow it up with an earthshaker that's stowed away somewhere?

[lilac crag]

makeshift melta bomb sounds like a fun way of going about it

[modest flume]

Well they get too big for their britches or get their emotions used against them

[sweet trail]

Yes but the protagonist need not be the "good guy" if ykwim

[feral vessel]

that too

in fact kraks sound plausible too

[amber sail]

Why not have a 40k survival game but it's in middle of a war

[modest flume]

You as the MC get to avoid (or make) the same mistake as your predecessor

[sweet trail]

That its warhammer game precludes this anyways

[lilac crag]

alternatively you can make it so that the lictor is not something you can kill, since you're powerless in the scenario

[feral vessel]

that's what we're talking about ta

[amber sail]

Oh

[modest flume]

I hate those things even in DoW 2

[feral vessel]

the ending is just

escape from that thing
get executed by commissar the second you meet another regiment of guardsmen

[neat kindle]

Are the servers borked or is it just me

[vivid tapir]

no issues on my end

[feral vessel]

actually maybe we need less trigger happy commissars in 40k

more ciaphas cains.

[modest flume]

I'll ciphas your Cain

[vivid tapir]

if we get more cains it removes the point of cain which is to be the exception

[modest flume]

Or even Gaunts

[lusty estuary]

we need more repentant commissars like the guy from the tithes

[vivid tapir]

Ibram Gaunt is a hoe

[modest flume]

Oh he's cool

[vivid tapir]

there I said it

[modest flume]

Man's charged a Kommando Nob without blinking

Also that Kommando Nob with the duty cover is aesthetic af

[lilac crag]

a guardsman who relied on shitty vox tech and some second-tech melta charge to escape a lictor deep in a jungle, through a broken battle ship, and a no man's land just to make it back to the commissar with a report of his squad's progress on their front. then firmly executed for "suspicious treason cause", as no guardsman could possibly live a lictor attack alone

[opal wyvern]

Chat recommend me a game

[modest flume]

Darktide

[opal wyvern]

Why

[lusty estuary]

rolling 8d20 hold on i'll get back to you

[modest flume]

It's a cool game made by an up and coming indie studio

[lusty estuary]

xenopurge is pretty good

it's like $8 rn

[modest flume]

If you like ARPGs, Inquisitor: Martyr is nice if rough

Lots of variety

(On the topic of 40k)

[sweet trail]

Would orks acrually be a good pick for a horde type enemy in darktide

Cause arent ork boyz as strong as sm

[feral vessel]

no not really

grots would but they wouldn't make sense to be deployed in bulk

[modest flume]

If the game used proper squad tactics besides "spawn x amount of enemies and call it a day", maybe

[lusty estuary]

the warhammer fantasy goblins are boring a hole through reality to make an appearance in warhammer 40k darktide

[modest flume]

Because Boyz love equal parts shooty and choppy

But they're empowered by the Waaagh, so they get tougher the more of them are around, and that can be like a morale system of some kind

[feral vessel]

aren't the ratlings supposed to be an analog to fantasy goblins though

despite the grots being a factor.

[sweet trail]

Hmm ok

[carmine steppe]

Uhhhh no

They are ratmen snipers

[feral vessel]

just some shite i heard

[carmine steppe]

Literally

[lusty estuary]

no

[carmine steppe]

Like they give them sniper rifles cause they are good with them

[lusty estuary]

they don't even share any common traits

[feral vessel]

misinformation and 40k go together like peanut and butter huh

[lusty estuary]

the ratlings are halfings

[carmine steppe]

Orks wouldn't really work as a horde shooter unless you are playing as space marines

Or something of that level

[lusty estuary]

save for having a completely different demeanor they're literally just warhammer fantasy halfings

[feral vessel]

or a shitton of guardsmen

[lusty estuary]

they love food and they have big hairy feet

[feral vessel]

I saw that done in Arma once, but at that point it's not really a horde shooter in the traditional meaning, right?

[carmine steppe]

Well yeah but that's more of a rts game

[lyric frigate]

im so fucking worrieddddd

help

[carmine steppe]

Exactly it wouldn't be a horde shooter

[lyric frigate]

uhg

aaaaaa

[feral vessel]

What?

what's wrong

[carmine steppe]

Life?

[feral vessel]

who fucking hurt you

[lyric frigate]

the fireworks are about to start and my cat who i let outside often is not back home yet

no sight of him anywhere for the past 3 hours either

shit man

[carmine steppe]

Personally I trust my cat to let him have his own autonomy however thats just how my cat works

[lyric frigate]

yeah i do too

except its like

[feral vessel]

oh

[lyric frigate]

physically dangerous for animals outside when everyone is blasting fireworks

[feral vessel]

hm

I think it should show up when the fireworks start.

naturally it should go to someplace it feels safe in that scenario

[lyric frigate]

its like

[feral vessel]

aka your house

[lyric frigate]

an hour till midnight

he might show up yet

and

there were

like he did similar stuff in the past

and came back perfectly ok

so i think hes going to be fine

[lusty estuary]

most cats that are allowed outside will begin to spend longer and longer periods of time outside

[lyric frigate]

i hope

[lusty estuary]

he's probably fine

i'd imagine he'd start fleeing back once the fireworks actually start

[lyric frigate]

people have been doing little firework test runs of like 5 at a time for the past hour and it still didnt make him run back home

[pearl rock]

sybau edge lord

[round mica]

who

[lilac crag]

[ivory dawn]

Happy new year heretic herders, saying this a little early because I know damn well I'll be halfway in Slaanesh's grasp with the alcohol tonight

My new years resolution is to get more warhammer minis and medications for depression

[astral basin]

Aaaaaa

[vivid tapir]

you can have one but not both

[languid hazel]

Merry chrimuns

[sleek harness]

Christmas already passed

And I am not totally jolly anymore

[civic otter]

Warhammer minis of course, we tough the other one out

[river elbow]

My tree is still up, therefore, it's still Christmas.

[red eagle]

Happy new year darktide

[sleek harness]

Tomorrow is new year

[sleek harness]

Then you are doing a bad job commemorating Christmas

Like

You aren't even jolly

[river elbow]

Would you rather I sing All I Want for Christmas or Holly Jolly Christmas?

[sleek harness]

I don't know each

[river elbow]

Fuck.

[sleek harness]

Each

Both

I fucking hate English

I hope it dies on year 2030

[river elbow]

Agreed. We have there, their, and they're. Bologna and Pony. And more.

[sleek harness]

Eh but the first are pronouns

You can't complain about that

[river elbow]

They're over there. It's theirs.

[river elbow]

True that, they are as well.

[sleek harness]

Pronouns aren't just a English thing

In Portuguese we use Ele, Ela and Eli

[river elbow]

That's badass.

[sleek harness]

Though I still have to meet someone who uses Eli and Aqueli as pronouns

[sleek harness]

You really think that?

[hidden jetty]

and now even some singular people demand to be referred to as "they/them"

[sleek harness]

I have a bad feeling about you

Let's just not talk about this anymore

[hidden jetty]

you should

I'm coming to getcha

[fiery wave]

And then it gets a funny mustache.

[jaunty path]

What's wrong with that

[hidden jetty]

Have no fear my friend, this is a safe place... we embrace everyone as equals

[hidden jetty]

actually skaven is right, I'm not going to open up this can of worms

[carmine steppe]

Unless you are a filthy sons of Horus player

[jaunty path]

Smart move

[river elbow]

I call people what they want to be called.

[jaunty path]

Call me god empress of mankind

Now

[river elbow]

Judge of Terra.

[hidden jetty]

Yes your highness

[jaunty path]

That's not god empress of mankind

Both of you will be made clown servitors

[river elbow]

NO, WAIT!

[orchid sigil]

execute those heretics

[jaunty path]

There is no forgiveness

[dusky relic]

Happy New Year rejects

[river elbow]

I'll double the world tithe of the nearest backwater planet.

[agile barn]

[jaunty path]

let me scoop your brain and put metal in your skull

[jaunty path]

Hm

Mayb

[river elbow]

Thank you, God-Empress of Mankind.

KARIEN!

[jaunty path]

Very good.

[sleek harness]

Why though

This is the most unoriginal name ever

[jaunty path]

Why are you questioning me

[sleek harness]

Because I can

[jaunty path]

I'm going to force feed you sand

[sleek harness]

Like

Look at me

I have a mouth

I can talk

[jaunty path]

Yes

I'm gonna

Force feed you sand

And then

[sleek harness]

Why

[jaunty path]

Restructure your brain so you can't disagree with me anymore

[lilac crag]

new years is done

Happy 2026

[jaunty path]

Its only the moral decision

[sleek harness]

At this point just kill me, dude

[jaunty path]

I'm not killing you

[lilac crag]

good luck to you guys and your endeavors, and all

[sleek harness]

Making everything complex

For no reason

[jaunty path]

It's not complex

[sleek harness]

It is

You want to reprogram my brain

[jaunty path]

I just think brain restructuring is more fun

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

So I don't disagree with mommy empress Missus

[jaunty path]

Yeah

What's complicated

[lilac crag]

new resolution. defy missus

[sleek harness]

The part where you reprogram my brain

[sleek harness]

I am already

Dumb dumb

[jaunty path]

This is why neural cleaning and servitors are ethical.

It prevents things like this from being said

[lilac crag]

I'll fight you.

[jaunty path]

People are willing to die standing

Death is too kind

[sleek harness]

I think I prefer dying in bed

[jaunty path]

No

[sleek harness]

Make it kinder

[jaunty path]

Death bad

[river elbow]

I'd die for a Klondike bar.

[sleek harness]

Is this just a normal bar

[fair bridge]

no man

it's a Klondike™ bar

[sleek harness]

What the fuck is a Klondike

[fair bridge]

ice cream brand

[sleek harness]

So a bar

[fair bridge]

they make a vanilla ice cream bar with a trademark rounded square shape

[gilded socket]

Dumb skaveb

[sleek harness]

Shut up Maxine

You just got called a Nightlord

[gilded socket]

You shut up

[fair bridge]

their tagline is "What would you do for a Klondike™ bar?"

[sleek harness]

How do you feel

[gilded socket]

Where

[fair bridge]

to be honest i think it's one of the worst fucking ways to have vanilla ice cream with a chocolate shell

[gilded socket]

Creamies

[fair bridge]

you take it out of the wrapper and you have precisely 5-10 minutes to eat this massive piece of shit before it starts melting in your fingers

[gilded socket]

Creamies are peakium

[river elbow]

Do not slander my Klondike Bars name.

[jaunty path]

Thats ice cream yeah lmao

[sleek harness]

I think their message is deleted

Though I saw it

[gilded socket]

Was it a ping?

[sleek harness]

If you didn't saw it

Then most likely not

[fair bridge]

then you walk around with chocolate on your fingers looking like some rabid chimpanzee

[gilded socket]

Maybe mallow is a rabid chimpanzee

[fair bridge]

i most certainly am not

[sleek harness]

She looks very chimpanzee like

Him

[fair bridge]

if i were anything i'd be a sophisticated ape

[sleek harness]

I don't know at this point

[fair bridge]

pick your favorite pronoun and use it

i have no preference

[sleek harness]

Please make it obvious which gender you are, people

[fair bridge]

it's fluid and simply a matter of opinion

[gilded socket]

Mallow is deydem

[fair bridge]

is that clear enough for you

[sleek harness]

Because I make it pretty obvious what gender I am

[gilded socket]

Femboy

[fair bridge]

aries

[sleek harness]

Okay I am calling you Arialiazes

[fair bridge]

what is that

[sleek harness]

Not

[sleek harness]

I don't know

[hazy kestrel]

Good evening. :)

[sleek harness]

Man I wish there was something less boring happening

Like I don't know, tomorrow

[hazy kestrel]

Do you want to talk about Art History?

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

What about Architectural styles?

[sleek harness]

Karien say something or I will curse you

[sleek harness]

This isn't art

[river elbow]

Karien has been lurking.

KARIEN!

[sleek harness]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[hazy kestrel]

What about Medieval Manuscripts and their silly representations of various creatures?

[sleek harness]

YES

[hazy kestrel]

Fantabulous. Now tell me about what your favorite manuscript creature is.

[sleek harness]

Cats

[hazy kestrel]

There’s a Neato book on that I think.

Haven’t bought it myself, but let me see if I can find the name real quick.

[cerulean panther]

whats the best way to get plasteel and diamantine

[sleek harness]

Play the game

[hazy kestrel]

Found it. It’s called “Medieval Cats: Claws, Paws, and Kitties of Yore.”

[jaunty path]

Anyone else ever whisper hail satan while they were in church

[hidden trout]

Damnation/auric quickplay
Winning the highest havoc rank you can once per week

[cerulean panther]

ok

[hazy kestrel]

That would be Scrupulosity OCD messing with you.

[jaunty path]

It could have been

[hazy kestrel]

Which focuses on the fear of saying blasphemous or sinful things / being a bad person and the like.

[jaunty path]

I'm not at all religious

[hazy kestrel]

Dunno then. Might have been just a passing intrusive thought then.

But people can have multiple OCD themes unfortunately.

[jaunty path]

Yea lol

[hazy kestrel]

So it’s not out of the question that you might have a smidgen of Scrupulosity OCD living rent-free in your cranium.

[stiff sand]

Could someone lend me a hand I'm going for a bit of a hard one here the overwatch penance of taking no melee damage on a malice threat mission (also I'm on Xbox)

[jaunty path]

Whenever I go to the food stand and the guy is almost done with the food. I get very offensive, silently. To where no one can actually hear me. I say a lot of vulgar stuff underneath my breath

One I remember is "I have a and I'm going to shoot you"

[hazy kestrel]

I myself have like 5 different variants of Harm OCD thanks to my STSD nonsense from my old law job, and a side of Scrupulosity.

[jaunty path]

It happens a lot

It can be like. Soothing I guess

[hazy kestrel]

Might be compulsions

[jaunty path]

I feel like some of it leaks out here lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

They’re a temporary bandaid, but it makes OCD worse in the long run.

[jaunty path]

Maybe

Unsure

[hazy kestrel]

It definitely does, I can vouch for that.

Was a wreck these past 2 years because of it.

[jaunty path]

Yeeah. Def felt it this year lmao

[hazy kestrel]

It’ll get worse before it gets better, and you’ll have good days and bad days, but it does get easier.

[jaunty path]

Real

Yeah

[gilded socket]

Fem

Boy

[jaunty path]

Like. Thoughts spin around in my head a lot. I think I spend a good bit of my time thinking of stuff to say. Cuz I like reactions. But sometimes I want to say things but hold it back cuz I feel like I over do it at times. This part feels more deliberate but at the same time

I have things I want to blurt out

Mostly like tos shit

[hazy kestrel]

That’s also a common OCD theme.

A fear of saying inappropriate and/or offensive things at the worst possible time, or at all.

Had that a bit too in the past.

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah def

Got me feeling like a khorne cultist w Thoughts like "KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL"

[lunar nexus]

No longer sure if I'm just autistic or also have ocd.....

[hazy kestrel]

The thing with OCD, is that it latches onto what you care about the most.

Like a swamp tick, and it doesn’t let go no matter what you try.

But you can learn to silence it significantly, either through meds, meditation/mindfulness, or various therapy methods.

[drowsy fractal]

You can have both. But rule of thumbs is, anxiety if you do not follow the compulsions of fear of not being able to control compulsions might be an indication of OCD

[fierce cave]

This chat

Us a chat

[hazy kestrel]

One thing that did end up helping me quite a bit was Epictetus’ Discourses and other Stoicism philosophy books.

[jaunty path]

Worrying about how others might process what u say can be ocd right cuz im Worrying about being offensive with how I'm talking about this

[hazy kestrel]

Definitely

[drowsy fractal]

Can just be good old anxiety too

[gilded socket]

@fiery wave

[hazy kestrel]

So true, bestie.

[modest flume]

what did you call me? You wanna go? Rock paper scissors right now?

[jaunty path]

Cuz i do find the weird things I say funny..it gets funny reactions outta ppl

Hm

[modest flume]

Honestly? No matter how much you explain, or break things down into as fine detail as you can, people will still interpret things how they want

Not much you can do about it

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[inner nimbus]

it is at this point I join the group
happy new years y'all
here's to new beginnings

[modest flume]

Then there are people who deliberately take things as offensive as possible, and that's a them problem

[modest flume]

Happy New Years

I try to ground myself by remembering that if someone's life isn't in danger, or there isn't an emergency, then it really isn't that deep

[jaunty path]

Happiest years

[torn apex]

Happy new year everyone, and here's to another year of slaying heretics

[modest flume]

We love to fill our heads with things, and it's natural, not really something we can defeat, because it's survival. But we can identify and work with.

[jaunty path]

Yeah

Its hard for me to process