general-chat

[outer tartan]

My tide is about to be pillow tide where my head hits the pillow so hard it breaks it.

[fossil siren]

i was up heavying my hitter before logging off since i got work soon.

[round mica]

had a boi in my team demanding what week they had the white commisar hat in rotation because he swore he never missed a week and then rage quit when we said we didn't know and blamed his shotgun for not being good enough and then called everyone not old enough to drink lmao

[uneven ermine]

So can I just not hear anyone or are we not talking

Not talking is fine just checking if I’m having technical issues

[tall grove]

Lmfao sounds like a warhammer fan alright

[fossil oasis]

Internet fucking died chat

[fossil siren]

why are people this way

[brazen pelican]

Afk's. I went for a piss and a smoke.

[uneven ermine]

Alright

[fossil oasis]

Waiting for my internet to turn on again

[little marten]

ITS OK I EATING A BISCUIT

[inland mantle]

Ask it nicely ez

[brazen pelican]

Gamer acts like kid, calls others kids. Classic.

[misty trench]

@ripe tangle got Ethiopian food

[wanton spindle]

People can be so interesting sometimes

[brazen pelican]

Sounds good, what did you have? :3

[fossil oasis]

It's on yippee :3. Now I wait for my hot chocolate

[ancient violet]

When you turn off the lights it becomes a

Dark

Tide

😈

[tall grove]

You’d better put marshmallows in that shit

[wanton spindle]

Yum :3

[outer tartan]

Oh shit I better leave at least one light on then...

[ancient violet]

I got u fam 💡

[real rose]

cant wait to play junker queen

[ripe tangle]

NICE! wish I could have some

[glacial shoal]

yall better be doin good or i'ma hug you if you want one

[fossil oasis]

I wish, no marshmallows in

Also my milk heater didnt heat or mix it enough so like im still waitin for it

[tall grove]

Hot chocolate with no marshmallows is HERESY!

[little marten]

👻

[ripe tangle]

@misty trench you’re an Aussie so I’ll ask you too, would you eat a Bin Chicken or is the thought revolting?

[fringe plover]

i wish you could turn voiceline volume up

[coarse flower]

chicken

[bitter matrix]

Not to joybait but what if there was new maps that come out along with the new character

[round mica]

I wish you could turn mutant scream volume up

[tall grove]

There’s at least one, as far as I know

[gaunt wind]

The new map is just one of the old maps but you’re on fent so it feels new

[woven yoke]

can't believe I have to wait just under 2 weeks for hive scum I wanna get cleaving already

[hidden trout]

there is though
an operation taking place in the trenches of atoma

[plush path]

We have gotten confirmed that it's literally in the trenches on the edge of the city. So it's a new map. But it's an operation, so it's shorter and faster.

[hidden trout]

they said that before they even revealed the character

[woven yoke]

you can. by lowering other volumes down on setting and then proceed to turn the volume up on your own computer

[fringe plover]

theres no separate voice volume setting

[dense slate]

or turn on subtitles

[woven yoke]

there is

[woven yoke]

love me floating words on screen

[fringe plover]

quit capping

[plush path]

Speech Bubbles would be better 😛

[dense slate]

there isnt

[woven yoke]

silence filthy earmite

[ancient violet]

misinformation central

[woven yoke]

did they remove it or something? There was literally a separate volume slider for "Voices" in the audio settings when I was fiddling with mine

[dense slate]

tis not present

i also could have sworn there was but, its not here

[carmine steppe]

What's the name of the nurgle tree you poison in one of the missions?

[dense slate]

phage tree

[woven yoke]

must be one of the patches that fucked up the settings

[bitter matrix]

Honestly I'm really excited to see what non-unique weapons the hivescum will have

[dense slate]

im curious how it compares to psyker melee

[woven yoke]

because when I fiddled with my audio settings, there were 3 separate volume sliders that go "Voices", "Sound Effects", and "Music"

[dense slate]

i doubt it will outpace a psyker with a knife, mettle, scriers, and DD, but one can hope

[fringe plover]

theres master volume

[carmine steppe]

Is that like a lower version of Feculent Gnarlmaw?

[dapper trench]

suuuu

[woven yoke]

list what available sliders there are

[dense slate]

im not a 40k person im just here to kill heretics

[dapper trench]

p

[marsh iris]

nis

[dense slate]

master, sound fx, music

[carmine steppe]

That's exactly what a 40k person would say

[fringe plover]

in a game

[dense slate]

literally my first warhammer 40k game

[woven yoke]

oh yeah they definitely changed something

[dapper trench]

hey Gar

[woven yoke]

same because Vermintide 2 doesn't count since it's Warhammer Fantasy not 40K

[marsh iris]

hi Zer

[dense slate]

didnt play vt2 either, own it tho

[dapper trench]

type shit

[carmine steppe]

I want to find a good build for the shards, I found one using the flame staff and brain burst but 10 seconds is too long really

[woven yoke]

darktide but with rats, goat people, and nurglist barbarians

[dense slate]

and a completely different melee system i hear

[marsh iris]

nurglist

[gaunt wind]

I like operations I fuck with rolling steel heavy

[carmine steppe]

Warhammer Fantasy is cool, specially Age of Sigmar, we need a throne damned game for AOS

[woven yoke]

there's 3 special effects of a weapon rather than 2

[dense slate]

ideally, go gunker/meleeker with DD and assail, psyker chat has a build guide in the pins

[wintry fog]

Not completely different but in general it feels slower.

[woven yoke]

oh and weapons with the "Armor Piercing" trait is the absolute best to bash elites and specials with mhehehe

[dapper trench]

love this fucking knife

[nimble glade]

@woven yoke do you have a license for that Tyranid?

[summer crow]

the license might be a bolter

[woven yoke]

I don't need a license for Yam! The pet apothecary said so!

[nimble glade]

Cool, neither do I. Don't tell the #zealot-class and #arbites-class though.

[wintry fog]

I hope they'll drop a proper gameplay video for the class soon.
I wanna see the 'saw' weapon they talk about.

[tall grove]

Perhaps, but did the beneficent emperor say yes?

[woven yoke]

Zealots love my little Yam. Arbites tolerate her because Yam likes playing with Cyber-Mastiffs

[ocean widget]

its a seesaw
kills anyone with working eyes

[nimble glade]

Very good.

[woven yoke]

Checked with my local Seer and he said his Beloved finds Yam cute and that I'm allowed to keep her

[carmine steppe]

What does DD mean?

[wintry fog]

Someone has to be sitting on one side at all times, if the opposite is allowed to fall it will cause a class D anomalous event.

[dense slate]

Disrupt Destiny keystone

[tall grove]

A… subpar confirmation. I will be watching.

[woven yoke]

well how about you ask the Emperor then?

[tall grove]

Perhaps I shall!

[tacit geode]

I need that NDA lift I wanna see gameplay from testers so bad

[woven yoke]

have fun getting lost in the warp on the way there

[dense slate]

i saw that fumble

[tall grove]

Nonsense! The emperor hears me always

[ocean widget]

sinking sweden causes all fatshark NDAs to be lifted
it also causes the world economy to crash because pyrocynical gets depressed

[woven yoke]

and so do the Daemons...

[carmine steppe]

Oh and I have been playing assail psyker while leveling up but what's the difference between left and right mode? I notice I can the target yes but is there anything else?

[woven yoke]

higher pen and damage I believe

[dense slate]

it goes slightly farther, lasts slightly longer, a bit more damage and a bit more cleave

the guide in psyker pins goes over everything psyker if you want some detailed explainations

[tall grove]

Ew, reading

[dense slate]

youre reading right now

[woven yoke]

Yam squeaked at that I think you made her laugh

[carmine steppe]

Alright let's check it out, I have been using an assail build I made myself and for elite units I used a bolt gun so it's easier to kill them

[wintry fog]

I have chatgpt reading everything and dictating for me.

[woven yoke]

fool you're supposed to have it rigged directly into you brain code!

[wintry fog]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-jump-out-of-gif-24728266

[dense slate]

once you get a red name and can post screenshots, i can also take a peek at your build and see if theres anything that could help to be switched without also completely upending your entire build if you would like (im mainly found in psyker chat)

[carmine steppe]

How do I get the red name? (Also it's orange not red, a strong orange but still)

[dense slate]

talking

[tall grove]

Nuh uh

[carmine steppe]

Oh okay, that kd

Also you should play the other w40k games, they are cool

[dense slate]

tried SM2 before darktide, hated it and refunded 🙃 do not like 3rd person stuff

[glacial shoal]

hope everyone is doin good, or else i'ma hug you

[tall grove]

Yeah I prefer 1st person, but I still liked sm2

[glacial shoal]

I like SM2 but it just doesn't feel as good as darktide for me

[tall grove]

Funnily enough, I feel more like an unstoppable force in darktide than in space marine

[glacial shoal]

yeah lmao

[carmine steppe]

What I love about w40k games is how varied they are, for example if you want a crpg like Baldurs gate 3 or pathfinder, you have Rogue Trader and now they are making Dark Heresy

[tall grove]

Needs more FPS games

[carmine steppe]

You can want turn based strategy shooter like XCOM, you have Daemon Hunters

[dense slate]

darktide kinda tickles the perfect itch in my brain

[carmine steppe]

Boltgun is a first person boomer shooter

[arctic perch]

eh

boomer styled shooter

[dense slate]

i enjoy it enough im almost done leveling psyker 10,

[elder merlin]

I need to start playing it again

[glacial shoal]

I wanna keep playing darktide but I don't really have many if any people to play with 😔

[elder merlin]

That auric rework got me all fucked up

[glacial shoal]

fucked up how so

[elder merlin]

Me and @sleek harness will play with you

[glacial shoal]

say less, i'll bring out the arb or vet or oggy

[tall grove]

Needs more

[elder merlin]

Im bad at auric now, not that i was super great at it before or anything, but the way it is now has me struggling more often than not

[tall grove]

40k horde shooter is such a fire idea

[dense slate]

its not even a horde shooter

[glacial shoal]

practice practice practice is my thing

[elder merlin]

[dense slate]

melee-er

[tall grove]

It’s my brother’s turn in the console rn but maybe tomorrow?

[elder merlin]

I used to be fine at it, me and my buddy would regularly win, now its just something else

[glacial shoal]

like unironically his turn?

[fallen tree]

triggering, reminds me of sharing 1 pc with my 3 brothers

[tall grove]

Yes, we share a PS5

[glacial shoal]

gotcha, fair enough

[carmine steppe]

They should make a game about it

[glacial shoal]

god that sounds miserable lmao

[tall grove]

Having one brother is enough I can’t imagine having three

[elder merlin]

[glacial shoal]

but yeah if you guys wanna play lmk, i'm typically down if free @elder merlin

[prime ore]

Hey guys i need your help

[fallen tree]

it was alright because im the eldest 😉

[prime ore]

Just got the game, and it wont work im so pissed

[elder merlin]

I dont even know where @sleek harness is right now, might be dead

[fallen tree]

verify game files if you're playing on steam?

[carmine steppe]

God I can't wait for Dawn of war 4 to be out, and for dark heresy too, and for the dlc for rogue trader to be out too

[prime ore]

Anyone here had crash issues?

[glacial shoal]

have they not been on in a while? D:

[prime ore]

I did that

[marsh iris]

im losing control

[elder merlin]

Lol, no, im just making a joke. He is a regular in here, talks pretty much every day

[prime ore]

Im sadddd

[glacial shoal]

oh ok ok good lol you had me worried

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-15025911402078588721

[dense slate]

graphics issue maybe? ram? no idea

[elder merlin]

Man, a whole ass week and weekend til december 2nd

[carmine steppe]

Can your PC run it?

[glacial shoal]

we'll get there brother dw

[elder merlin]

Its gonna be rough

[prime ore]

Yeah

[marsh iris]

release on a karkin' tuesday too

[prime ore]

I tried setting the game to low, didnt change it

[dense slate]

drivers updated?

[prime ore]

It crashes when loading the prologue

[prime ore]

Yeah

[carmine steppe]

Btw why did they delay the 1 minute trailer for the hive scum? Waiting 3 extra days for a minute teaser of a mad max average raider 😭

[dense slate]

because it probably was an entirely different trailer that got denied

[carmine steppe]

Fallout raider looking ass

[elder merlin]

Stupid GW

[marsh iris]

them sweaty abs

[tall grove]

I’m thinking there was originally stim use and execs made them take it out

[tacit geode]

Unconfirmed but given the stim is taken audibly but not shown probably the truth

[marsh iris]

i know you guys noticed it

[dense slate]

sounds like a graphics issue but if you had it on low, no idea, maybe pop over to #gameplay-help so your issue doesnt get drowned out here in general?

[prime ore]

Sure, thank you

[ocean widget]

have you installed any mods

[rancid shard]

is there a new level today or no?

[tall grove]

Nope

[rancid shard]

wow!

[tacit geode]

Vermintide got their new level today (the VT1 boat one it's great) the darktide map is the 2nd

[minor narwhal]

mister e asked fs if the stim scene was cut and thats apparently not it

[ocean widget]

what made you think we were getting a new mission today

[tall grove]

Then I got no clue

[prime ore]

Nope, just base game

[minor narwhal]

im guessing gw just didnt finish greenlighting the trailer in time by this point lmfao

[ocean widget]

no fuckin clue then
sounds like a fatshark as usual

[ocean widget]

given FS
it could be either of em or both

[tacit geode]

GW forgot to greenlight the trailer is 100% in character

[minor narwhal]

it just has to be something comically tiny like that imo

[languid hazel]

Meowdy gaymers :3

[glacial shoal]

what up

[languid hazel]

Not much. Just continuing to exist in agony and spite :3

[glacial shoal]

fair

[minor narwhal]

agony fans when jolly moments and happiness walk in

[tall grove]

Spite is mankind’s greatest weapon. Embrace it 🗣️

[languid hazel]

That’s what I do. That and embrace the silly :3

[tall grove]

Even better

[minor narwhal]

embrace hitting people with blunt objects

[languid hazel]

Online at least, I am unshackled and free. I do as I please and say as I please :3

[primal tartan]

As apology to players for the ganger dlc, Fatshark are adding a free playable FAMILY GUY class

[minor narwhal]

this is the only way i'd ever forgive fatshark

[tall grove]

We can finally destroy violence in movies and beat down perpetrators of sex on TV

[languid hazel]

I’d forgibe SkinnyFish if they moved the release date for Scum to be next week

[minor narwhal]

if fatshark was awesome they'd drop a 10h hive ganger gameplay video tomorrow

[languid hazel]

Better yet they should livestream it :3

[elder merlin]

I wonder what will actually be in this final update for the year, besides the ganger class

[languid hazel]

A new mission

[minor narwhal]

trench operation probably some balance changes

[primal tartan]

mrbeast lunchable stims

[languid hazel]

Probably will have to redo all our talent trees again

[minor narwhal]

that'll take like 3 minutes

[tacit geode]

New event too whatever that entails

[primal tartan]

who needs any skills or talents anyway, leave all 30

[tall grove]

It gives the same corruption as three grimoires

[minor narwhal]

oh yeah

aquilas as reward so the anti ganger people forgive fs 🙏

[tacit geode]

Anniversary so I'm gonna say more likely than usual

[rain idol]

Peak

[minor narwhal]

i love free aquilas!!!! yippie!!!!!!!!!!!

[primal tartan]

yuh

[tacit geode]

The higher ups looking at the event aquilas button for engagement

[elder merlin]

Just a new mission?

[primal tartan]

and.. free aquilas

[minor narwhal]

5 minute operation and a piece of stale bread

[elder merlin]

Probably some shitty frame, unless they decide to give us aquilas again

[minor narwhal]

they have to figure out a way to make events actually rewarding lmfao

[elder merlin]

I'll believe it when i see it

[languid hazel]

They’re rewarding to me. I need those dockets and the diamantine 😭

[tall grove]

Same. I chew through diamantine fast

[elder merlin]

I wish they would give us different colored weapon skins as a reward, like the leveled up skin reward for all the weapons, the red, white and gold, just make it purple, white and gold or something

[languid hazel]

I want to get chaos lord cosmetics for each class :3

[tall grove]

*gal

[languid hazel]

:3

I love that the DRG discord’s tag is MUSH lol

[tall grove]

Mushroom!

[languid hazel]

Mushroom :>

[tall grove]

We’re rich! Mushroom! We’re rich! Mushroom!

[languid hazel]

We’re rich! We’re rich!

[tall grove]

“We’re rich! We’re rich! We’re—“ “oh, my aching head, would you please get on with the mission?”

[fast gorge]

almost the witching hour

[tall grove]

Maybe for you. For me it’s 8:51 PM

[fast gorge]

stuck in the past, caveman

i live in a dystopian future

[tall grove]

Oh! Oh! Let me guess, you’re American?

[fast gorge]

UK

[tall grove]

Eh same thing

[fast gorge]

[minor narwhal]

😨

[fossil oasis]

[tall grove]

Looks yummy

[fossil oasis]

It was very tasty :3

[brazen pelican]

As tasty as a Cabbit? ..oOwOo..

[fossil oasis]

Sausage roll :3

[fossil oasis]

Noooooo, i'm not food

[fast gorge]

everyone is food

[tall grove]

What kinda sausage? Most are good, but I personally hate breakfast sausage

[fossil oasis]

Idk, pork sausage inside of pastry

[slate stratus]

sosij rowl..

[primal tartan]

John Pork

[fast gorge]

home made sausage rolls

[wanton spindle]

What brand was it?

[fossil oasis]

Greggs

[tall grove]

John pork found shot dead in the Bronx

[minor narwhal]

eat a bucket of yummy s lop

[fossil oasis]

Oh the hot chocolate, it was maltesers

[fast gorge]

they make maltesers hot chocolate??

[wanton spindle]

John pork found digging graves

[fast gorge]

my life is a lie

[tall grove]

Indeed. You don’t exist

[clever gust]

Br*tish

[tall grove]

🤮

[wanton spindle]

My theater teacher is making me do a show when I don’t wana

[fossil oasis]

Yes :3 Greggs is peak

[fossil oasis]

Yeah apparently :3 It's good tho

[fast gorge]

i gotta try that

[somber stream]

Goood morning, i see slowmode is still here

[fast gorge]

its 1984

[somber stream]

Guess we'll have to get used to having the thing around

Dreadful.

[tall grove]

This is just like George Washington’s one nine eight four

[marsh iris]

15 seconds aint that bad

[somber stream]

Yeah how about 0 second like we always had?

I'm not a fan of the local government

[marsh iris]

they better start outsourcing

[tall grove]

Not a big fan of government! (30) not a big fan of the government! (30 on 30 on 30)

[marsh iris]

the government aint a fan of you

[tall grove]

Probably all the tax evasion

[marsh iris]

nah they love those guys

[tall grove]

Only if they’re rich

[marsh iris]

exactly

[glacial shoal]

gm friend

[somber stream]

Gm hatemonger

[glacial shoal]

how is you

[somber stream]

Busy but alive and well

[glacial shoal]

fair nuff

[somber stream]

Holding out well enough yourself?

[little marten]

LICKED

[fossil oasis]

[little marten]

did u buy the japan skin

[glacial shoal]

not bad here thanks

[somber stream]

Still on the edge over that one

I have yet to check actually, but can you remove the hat?
Could make for a good shinobi outfit

[little marten]

will let you know in 2 mins

[somber stream]

Grand

[jaunty path]

2 minutes have passed

[somber stream]

He lied to me

[little marten]

you can

[hazy kestrel]

Reality is often disappointing.

[jaunty path]

@little marten Sorry to tell you this but you're sentenced to getting your balls kicked in by a horse for being late.

[little marten]

good luck finding a horse big enough

[somber stream]

Ninja gang 🥷

[little marten]

Sorry I had to patch it first 🙁

[jaunty path]

Unless your body is flat and flimsy like an anteater you really should not expect to be okay.

[little marten]

I’m more worried for the horse 😈

[jaunty path]

brah

But yeah Anteaters can actually get kicked by a horse and be completely fine :p

[little marten]

Weirdly interesting fact that

I fucked up really badly today

I promised someone I’d get some work to them by the end of the day even went as far as “unless my laptop explodes it’ll be with you”

And the dude wasn’t even expecting it 🙃

So now I have to work tomorrow..

[somber stream]

lol

Happens, make sure to use reminders. Do you use work managing apps like Lark?

Understandable.

[little marten]

Brother I have the organisational skills of.. I don’t even know a bad comparison

As I’ve said one look at my folder structure is akin to an eldritch tome

[summer crow]

ooh i hope there's some emphasis on guerilla warfare with the hive scum (in some fashion))

because i like it no other real reason lmao

[fossil oasis]

I wiped an entire storage drive and only copied only very specific things because I didn't like the folder structure tbh

And a lot of it wasn't needed

[slender aurora]

The ganger meltdown lasted shorter than I expected, which I suppose is mostly a good thing

[somber stream]

As long as you don't save EVERYTHING to the desktop, there is hope yet

[little marten]

lol I have a folder on my desktop called ‘folder’ and it has everything I’ve done in the past 2 years

[somber stream]

Oh no.

[marsh iris]

folder of goodies

[green beacon]

what folder structure
there are no folders necessary

[summer crow]

i was "upset" that it wasn't skitarii only briefly, and then got excited for ganger. like it's not that big of a deal lmao

[marsh iris]

just throw everything in c: root

[little marten]

Based

[fossil oasis]

I could never do that

[little marten]

It’s around 150gb of files none of which are coherently named

[fossil oasis]

The worst thing I have, is my Downloads folder having a ton of random memes, .rar folders, .zips and random .exes for program setups

[little marten]

‘Screecap1ahahaha’

[green beacon]

i rename my downloads to
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

and then reset back to 1 when i clear out the folder

[fossil oasis]

That might actually be worse than having incoherent names

[somber stream]

I believe an orderly structured files and folder, makes for a good mental state of mind

[green beacon]

so there is some organization

[somber stream]

I do have a folder for random bullshit which i threw just about anything funny i found online in, other than that it's pretty neat

[sweet trail]

does character backstory actually effect dialogue

[green beacon]

no iirc

[somber stream]

Yes, but only a few lines

[fossil oasis]

New to me, didn't realise that

[fossil oasis]

I have a 5gb, mostly unsorted folder of memes, dating back as far as like 2018

It doesn't sound like a lot but it's 3200 seperate files

[sweet trail]

thats depressing. why is it even in the game then

[fossil oasis]

I think I have the bee movie and shrek in there, at like 480p, possibly lower

[whole glade]

should i troll my bf

[fossil oasis]

Yes

[whole glade]

bet brb

[green beacon]

damn i never collected memes
only like music n shit

[full scarab]

i noticed that i never get accepted on havoc as veteran

[somber stream]

I mean it's still there, but you have to listen and notice the lines, which we ignore 90% of the time during combat anyway

[whole glade]

i have plans

[sweet trail]

you ignore

[fossil oasis]

Yeah that's fair. I have a lot of memes. Only recently got into collecting music but on CD, not digitally, tryna move away from Spotify.

[sweet trail]

i sabotage the whole game stopping in the middle of a huge fight to clip what I just heard (only half joking)

[whole glade]

okay

[fossil oasis]

[green beacon]

yeah discrimination against v*t mains is good actually and more people should do that

[whole glade]

i unpluged his mouse and keyboard :3

[somber stream]

I should play Darktide, it's been a long while.

[fossil oasis]

That's pretty funny tbh :3

[full scarab]

what did i do bro😭

[whole glade]

it'll take him a bit before he notices

[green beacon]

played v*t what do you think bro

[fossil oasis]

Do I keep playing DT rn or take a break after having done like 8 Auric Maelstrom missions

[somber stream]

Rest thine eyes
Go touch grass

[tawny gorge]

drink water

[fossil oasis]

I probably should take a break tbh, my brain feels kinda fried after locking in so much, as fun as it was.
Can't touch grass tho, it's nearly 4am, like 3c out, I don't feel like doing that rn

[fossil oasis]

I have a 2.2L bottle next to me :3

[somber stream]

4am? Euro?

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, British

[whole glade]

ew

[somber stream]

Innit

[blazing ibex]

V*t mains are the scum of Terra

[tawny gorge]

bo o o wa er

[blazing ibex]

...ignore my name it means nothing

[green beacon]

aint no way ive converted goblin

[ripe tangle]

YORKSHIRE PUDDING

[tawny gorge]

mate why is the fucking slow mode still on

[fossil oasis]

Probably gonna renounce my British Citizenship if I can get citizenship somewhere else tbh

[elder merlin]

Shovel knight enjoyer

[toxic trail]

goblino veterans. what is the most goblin of veteran builds though

[blazing ibex]

A plasma v*t I played with recently has shown me the way. Took every bag and tin of ammo until I was red and I had no ammo for my trauma staff.

That was when I knew. I knew v*t mains had to be stopped

[somber stream]

Listen not to these discouraging word and stand fast as a Vet. You are literally the backbone of the guard 🫵

All you need to do is pimp your portfolio, really

[sweet trail]

revolver maybe? the fanning one not the ADS one

[ripe tangle]

got any place in mind?

[green beacon]

how does one run out of ammo with plasma

[tawny gorge]

backboard of nothing youre dying on atoma like the rest of us

[sweet trail]

THE GUARD NEVA SURRENDAS

[fossil oasis]

Possibly the Netherlands tbh. They've got a 95% general public acceptance of trans people so seems like it would be nice

[modest flume]

CLOSE, KILL, AND DO IT AGAIN!

[blazing ibex]

Okay it's actually like, not the most ammo efficient but bro I was playing staff psyker and somehow this dude had the other two on red ammo

[sweet trail]

FOR TERRAAAAA

[blazing ibex]

On auric maelstrom mind you.

[ripe tangle]

it probably varies by province tbh, but yeah Western Netherlands especially Holland is generally very accepting from what I can tell, I'd like to see the Netherlands myself tbh

[modest flume]

FOR CREED!

[somber stream]

Didn't creed bit the dust

[blazing ibex]

PUT YOUR KARKIN' BOOT IN!!!

[ripe tangle]

anyway I was asking out of general curiosity, I'm always curious to know how people feel about whatever place

[fossil forge]

no creed is currently on display in solemnace

[fossil oasis]

I've only ever been to Amsterdam, and it was nice there, kinda wanna go see Rotterdam too though. NL only allow you to hold 1 citizenship anyway if you wanna be a citizen there, which if I was living there, I would

[ripe tangle]

everyone has an opinion of somewhere afterall

[blazing ibex]

#veteran-class message

[modest flume]

He got yoinked by Stickyfingers the Infinite

[somber stream]

Oh right Trazyn did a funny, lol

[sweet trail]

WE AINT DONE YET!!!!

[modest flume]

Now his daughter is in charge

[elder merlin]

[blazing ibex]

Could just make shovel a combat knife instead and shuffle the nodes to get infiltrate and there you go

[orchid lynx]

He always does

[modest flume]

IF YOU CAN BREATHE, YOU CAN KILL!

[somber stream]

I love the guy

[blazing ibex]

But personally, being a goblin isn't about the weapon or the ability. It's the mindset

[modest flume]

Spoken like a true goblin

[orchid lynx]

Mind goblin?

[ripe tangle]

I've never been, I've always wanted to visit Austria and they have a similar policy about not allowing dual-citizenship, something about protecting national sovereignty or something iirc

[somber stream]

They are nice, but don't forget who started both world wars

[ripe tangle]

Licht, let's go to Vienna!

[somber stream]

Hell yeah!

[orchid lynx]

U got space for one more?

[modest flume]

Make sure to stop at Fucking

[cosmic burrow]

Come to Poland

[ripe tangle]

supposedly Vienna is like, next level beautiful and very culturally rich so I'm incentivized to go at least once

[sweet trail]

genestealer cultists upon seeing a hive tyrant

[somber stream]

They changed it to fugging

[ripe tangle]

sure! c:

[orchid lynx]

Already there

[somber stream]

Always

[cosmic burrow]

To cicho nsiedź

[orchid lynx]

Dobra we

[cosmic burrow]

Dobra sorry

[somber stream]

Bobr Kurwa, here it comes

[fossil oasis]

Oh right, weird, didn't know they where like that too. Wouldn't mind visiting Austria tbh. I wanna go back to Switzerland, went to Montreux last summer and that was really nice down by the lake

[orchid lynx]

u missed one "e" there

[somber stream]

I am not an expert in Polish

[ripe tangle]

I've also always wanted to go to Budapest but I heard Hungarians aren't very friendly toward tourists lol

[orchid lynx]

WE can fix that, no worries

[elder merlin]

So if you move there you gotta be a full austrian?

[cosmic burrow]

We aint either

[wintry fog]

or on some kinda visa

[ripe tangle]

I think so yeah, to gain citizenship you can only be Austrian, temporary visas and expatriatism is allowed though but you can only stay for a limited time hence literally what that means lmao

[fossil oasis]

Oh right, yeah I could see why ig. I try not to stick out too much as a tourist wherever I go so I'd probably be fine. Idk how queer accepting Hungary is tho so idk if i'd wanna go even for a holiday

[elder merlin]

Why not just make your own cabbit nation

[orchid lynx]

@somber stream any plans today mister?

[ripe tangle]

I.... don't think Hungary is very LGBTQ friendly....

[somber stream]

I do infact plan to play some Darktide today, it's been a while

[fossil oasis]

True, although idk if I have the money for that. I wouldn't mind having my own lil commune tho on some private land

[somber stream]

Most slav country isn't

[wintry fog]

That's basically eastern europe.

[orchid lynx]

How is the squad looking?

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, thought as much. Although there was a big pride event in Budapest in spite of their government outlawing it and trying to prevent it

[somber stream]

Nothing planned out yet, could maybe ask if Alex is up for one later

[orchid lynx]

Yeah ur mostly right

[ripe tangle]

if I go to Poland, I want to learn more about it's history; a lot of famous inventors are from there, and it has a long (too long and bloody) history of war.

probably has some cool castles and museums worth seeing

[cosmic burrow]

Then koncentracion lager auschwitz birkenau and kraków

Silesian museum,

[ripe tangle]

that's absolutely one of the stops I have to see, very solemn, I need to be respectful

[orchid lynx]

Fear not thats the only thing thay teach us in school so shouldn't be a problem to find a guide lamo

[cosmic burrow]

And when at silesia then some mines are open forntourism

[ripe tangle]

fair enough lol

[wintry fog]

In the 90s onwards ultra nationalist / far right groups in eastern euro got lots of support from the US and western euro.
It's had a predictable knock-on effect in their societies.

[somber stream]

Anything to destabilize the region

[ripe tangle]

I need to make a list and itinerary tbh

[orchid lynx]

First of all learn the polish smile not to look out of place

[ripe tangle]

do Polish people smile?

[somber stream]

I thought the first rule is not to look at anyone in the eyes?

[ancient violet]

I know someone from Poland

[orchid lynx]

Like a half frown

[ancient violet]

They can tell me one sec

[cosmic burrow]

Kwk wujek, sztolnia luiza, kopalnia soli w wieliczce. Thats 3

[ripe tangle]

for what it's worth, as a tourist I'm probably going to look at least a little out of place no matter what, as long as I try to be respectful and pick up some words, take genuine interest in the history and not be a nuisance to the locals I should probably be okay

[orchid lynx]

we already have 2 here, no need for more

[ancient violet]

what did they say?

[somber stream]

Zek and Magister are Polish

[cosmic burrow]

If you dress ,,nornally,, you will look on spot in big cities

[vague elm]

F in chat for the Thunder Warriors

[fair bridge]

go drinking with friends
one friend's gf wants to play pool
we go play pool
she says she's never played before
we say lol ok
she kills all three of us in three different games

what the fuck man

[somber stream]

Appear weak when you are strong
You got Sun Tzu'ed

[orchid lynx]

Tbh most people would be happy to tell u about history if u ask them coz Polish people are generally very proud of it

[ripe tangle]

people didn't really pay attention to me in Germany, France, or the UK when I was in any of those countries, even in rural areas, but that's western Europe which is a little different

[fair bridge]

she rocked. she did this jump shot that i want to learn

[ancient violet]

yeah but the Pol I know is someone who also engages with my circles

which means she probably has a very different perspective than the conventional 💀

[ripe tangle]

I'm happy to learn tbh

as for how I dress, I for the most part wear normal people clothes, something that looks nice and isn't uncomfortable or impractical

[orchid lynx]

In major cities shouldn't be a problem

[cosmic burrow]

Then look up,,marcin włoch,, on yt

[fair bridge]

darktide server pool game when

[cosmic burrow]

I think he has eng subtitlea

[ripe tangle]

they're in cc so it works

[somber stream]

I think i've played Billard like 3 times

[cosmic burrow]

Cc?

[ripe tangle]

close captions

[fair bridge]

you get better the more drunk you are

[cosmic burrow]

Ok

[orchid lynx]

@cosmic burrowthay literally did the "Polska mentioned" and we just appeared. We got caught so easily

[somber stream]

I'm sure you are correct

[ripe tangle]

some of the videos seem to us ai english voice translation

[cosmic burrow]

POLSKA GUROOOOOM

[cosmic burrow]

Disable that ita trash

And wrong most timea

[ripe tangle]

I prefer English closed captions

[cosmic burrow]

Aye

[orchid lynx]

@somber stream come come I'm making u into a pole (forcefully)

[somber stream]

I'm good, thanks for the offer though
-# Our drinks are better

[orchid lynx]

Thats it Im getting me armor

[little marten]

We cry out for your return

[somber stream]

I do have a close Polish friend. Apparently his brother's Fiance is a descendant of the Romanov royalty

[orchid lynx]

cool

[little marten]

I awoke from a dream where I was leading a legion into battle and all my men ran into the spikes barricade before they even reached the enemy

Fairly anticlimactic really

[somber stream]

I can see that happening, men behind don't see what's going on in the front so they kept on pushing

[ripe tangle]

weren't the Romanovs (as well as most of Europe's royal families) actually German though?

[little marten]

Nah we were in the front lol.. it’s probably because for the past week I’ve attempted to watch the full 2 hours of 13 assassins and keep falling asleep

[past arch]

Is there any new commissary items in this week?

[little marten]

I will finish it tomorrow 🙏

[cosmic burrow]

Yesterday was the rotation

[past arch]

I haven’t been on in a while what’s the rotation this week?

[cosmic burrow]

You are forcefully turned into a femboy. Do not resist

[somber stream]

They do have a large German influence at the end of their reign through intermarriage, slav royalties adopted a lot of German culture

[ripe tangle]

iirc most royal families are heavily German because the HRE produced so many aristocratic marriages that just sorta interconnected to every country's royal houses at some point

[cosmic burrow]

Elysain shocktroops and geneeic set

[round mica]

REAL QUESTION
is there an equivalent to 1shot thammer monstrosities stuff or just that ?

[cosmic burrow]

Not really

[ripe tangle]

it's also why most of the Royal families are at least distantly (or directly) related

[orchid lynx]

It was a trend to just take western traditions and apply them to eastern courts. Tahy really liked it

[ripe tangle]

though there's a couple Royal families who aren't German, Sweden's iirc is mostly of French origin

[little marten]

All lizards ofc

[ripe tangle]

but like, Russia and Britain's Royals are German

[gloomy tartan]

French fries are great

[past arch]

Is there a site to check or I have to log on?

[gloomy tartan]

I like looking at different cultures armors. Some of the plate armors for the fancy empires were so fucking cool

[little marten]

Check the drip tide channel or Darktide Reddit or log in

[cosmic burrow]

No?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a big fan of armet style helmets myself the darksouls 1-3 elite knight armor sets

[cosmic burrow]

Well fool proof way is logging in the game and checking

[past arch]

preciate it 😎👍

[whole glade]

i cant believe people are openly racist on open mics

[ripe tangle]

I suddenly want to play a game where I just build and run a train line

[whole glade]

crazy work ngl

[little marten]

Go with grace, child of the winds 🙏

[ripe tangle]

or one where I can just create a machine of some kind

[gloomy tartan]

What kind of trains?

[ripe tangle]

the kind that ride on rails

[gloomy tartan]

I like the ones with the crocodile 🐊 logo on the cart that crocodile logo looks fun

I like train cars better than the ones that Cary gas

Trains are cool as hell how they make the tracks bend and work good

[little marten]

4am suburban greater Anglia waste disposal train

[ripe tangle]

I lowkey like Transport fever, and Soviet Republic is good but I'd be a terrible Communist Dictator as I'd focus on building a ridiculously convoluted but efficient train network and ignore literally every other problem lmao

[gloomy tartan]

The empire woukd fall but the trains would be so dam smooth

[ripe tangle]

damn straight!

[little marten]

You’ve inspired me to board the next fast train to dreamland

[gloomy tartan]

I like wen Godzilla grabs da subway train

[cerulean frost]

I like when he did the blue Gatorade blast and blew up that one warship.

[ripe tangle]

"oh there's a housing crisis and you want me to build thousands of commie blocks? too bad I'm busy with my trains!"

"you mean to tell me there's a famine and you want me to direct resources into our farm collective? nah comrade, I'm building a better train line!"

[twin flower]

The metro tycoon

[gloomy tartan]

Building more train tracks while the world falls to an apocalypse.

[twin flower]

Train networks to survive the nuclear fallout

[fossil oasis]

I need to book a train soon

[gloomy tartan]

Bullet trains are so crazy. They’re so fast.

[vague elm]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-iliketrains-trains-gif-4905803

[hazy kestrel]

Auric matches with Ogryn role players are always fun. A fellow I just played with had a great voice, similar-ish to the Bodyguard personality.

[somber stream]

Felinids

[acoustic pebble]

Felinid Gangers when?

[marsh iris]

ratgirls

[acoustic pebble]

I'll make a stim for that

[twin flower]

felinid admech felinids

[ripe tangle]

beats Licht with a stick

[acoustic pebble]

Don't beat up my customer!!

[somber stream]

You may beat the man, but you shall never beat the idea

[acoustic pebble]

Because ideas are unbeatable
Injects with Anarchy stim

[gloomy tartan]

You’re more than a person. You’re a symbol.

[acoustic pebble]

Hey guess what

[dusky anchor]

me watching the ogryn run away in auric histg and instantly die in the first minute of the mission

[gloomy tartan]

What

[acoustic pebble]

Injects you with Catachan stim

[dusky anchor]

60000ccs of testosterone

[acoustic pebble]

It not only improves muscle growth but his knife is now as tall as he is

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking put cadia back together

[acoustic pebble]

My man's got so much testosterone he can survive the vacuum of space without a suit

[whole glade]

erm im sho swag

[twin flower]

Turned him into a space marine

[acoustic pebble]

He's truly a weapon to surpass metal gear

[acoustic pebble]

Injects you with beep boop stim

[sage wyvern]

i got a new pc and i get this feeling im still gonna have frame problems

[acoustic pebble]

STIMS FOR ALL!!

[acoustic pebble]

Injects you with 128G of ram stim

[sage wyvern]

going from:
RX 580 Series
Ryzen 7 2700X
16GB Ram

to:
RTX 5070
Ryzen 9800X3D
32GB Ram

[acoustic pebble]

I think you'll be fine

[gloomy tartan]

Ur gud

[sage wyvern]

epic

[acoustic pebble]

Double check system requirements tho

[sage wyvern]

i mean i was running with my current pc at 60 fps on low everything

just it would dip to 30-15 in heavy combat

[clever gust]

I really want an X3D I hope their prices drop soon

I was looking at upgrading my cpu/mobo/ram right around when the prices for RAM and CPU shit went up

[gloomy tartan]

Do you guys remember that episode of the Simpsons where they had monkey knife fights on international Waters on a boat?

[sage wyvern]

i also really want to see how arma 3 will handle my new pc

[clever gust]

The RAM I was looking at tripled in price 🥹

[somber stream]

First the coin miners got our GPU, now the AI slop had our RAM and SSDs. We gamers are truly the most repressed

[clever gust]

I think the X3D should be able to handle Arma fine, main reason I want it is because it helps a shit ton with unoptimized games so I'll be able to play Kenshi and STALKER at a reasonable framerate

[somber stream]

Kenshi AND stalker? My, how cultured

Do try GAMMA before it's DCMA'ed into oblivion

[gloomy tartan]

I never played Ken, but it looks really neat videos. I’ve seen it seems weird like morowind or some shit.

[clever gust]

I played GAMMA a few years back, did blue sky start and poured like at least 90 hours into that save alone

[whole glade]

turn 60% metal NOOOOOOOO!!!

[somber stream]

A friend got me the game, i made the entire Shrek cast for my characters

[analog marsh]

That's a massive upgrade, much better then what I currently have (2070 super, i7-9700, 16gb ram).

I get 60 fps pretty consistently and it only drops when there's a billion enemies on the screen or fire effects. With your new hardware you should get roughly double my frame rate.

[sage wyvern]

main reason why i upgraded is because i want to look at ogryn toes in 4k 120 fps

[clever gust]

Kenshi is great, I played it for like 20 hours a few years ago and it didn't click for me at first but for the past two months it's hooked me

[twin flower]

can you even see their toes in game

[somber stream]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Quentin Tarantino is that you?

[analog marsh]

Some shoes do have their toes poking out, the prinsoner ones iirc

[twin flower]

Huh, I need to look down more

[somber stream]

The Clankers are evil, always KOS whenever possible

[sleek harness]

Sleeping

Obviously

[gloomy tartan]

What do skaven dream of?

[somber stream]

Warp stones

[sleek harness]

Pillaging and boozing

[gloomy tartan]

Type shit

[twin flower]

warp cocaine, prolly

[acoustic pebble]

You're an AdMech! I thought you'd be happy!!

[gloomy tartan]

So it’s green?

[acoustic pebble]

Perfect idea for a new stim!!

[whole glade]

im newww! >:[

[acoustic pebble]

Well don't blame me!!

[twin flower]

what happened to your glorious pfp nuuh

[acoustic pebble]

It's still there

[twin flower]

Not you, this guy

[acoustic pebble]

Ooo

[whole glade]

its the witch from tc

[twin flower]

I know, I liked your old one better

[whole glade]

nah

this cooler and edgy

[twin flower]

[rigid peak]

Kenshi? You mean bug gang supremacy.

[twin flower]

Heretic scooom

[whole glade]

yeah. and?

[twin flower]

Nothing am just bored

[gloomy tartan]

Develop a new language for the gangers

[gloomy tartan]

Fent speak

[acoustic pebble]

Black Dragon Ninjas ftw

[twin flower]

I'd imagine them talking all sorts of gang slurs that the other operatives dont know what theyre talking about

[rigid peak]

I do wish southern hivers were playable basegame, but having a party of hiver ronin is great. It's also heartbreaking when hivers begin to panic and start pleading for the Queen when, normally, they're dialogue indicates they value their freedom highly.

[acoustic pebble]

Kill the queen. Unleash anarchy

[rigid peak]

Nah the world doesn't deserve the fugmen.

[acoustic pebble]

Do it anyway because it'll be funny

[rigid peak]

Not even the holy nation.

[rigid peak]

My lifestyle is buy a House in Mongrel and casually come and go when people say leaving is impossible because my boys are strong enough to handle fog hordes.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys does Warhammer have little shoulder cannons like the predator with his plasma caster?

[rigid peak]

Uhh... Mechanicus mechadendrites? Space Marine Dreadnaughts?

[acoustic pebble]

Titans

[gloomy tartan]

Those walking castle mechs seem like kushy jobs

[rigid peak]

Jokarro might have technology like that but ain't no way the warband has access to techno-monkey stuff.

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah no I imagined if it existed it wouel be some space marine shit or a giant version on a ship or something

[rigid peak]

I'm 80% sure Wraithlords have them sometimes, Imperial Knights and Titans absolutely have them, Space Marine Dreadnaughts I think have them but it depends on Dreadnaught class.

The tau 100% have them on their battlesuits.

Honestly, thinking about it? There's quite a lot, most of them obviously mounted on walkers.

[agile oasis]

open steam
get a notif about getting a comment
it's a whiny-ass sm fan calling me slurs like they're a flashgitz fan

dare i say absolute cinema

[gloomy tartan]

Shoulder mounted weapons that auto target and shoot are really fun

[rigid peak]

I believe the Terminators have the cyclone missile launcher.

[tall grove]

Lmao what did they comment on?

[agile oasis]

on my profile naturally

it's always sm fans i swear

don't tell them that 40k technically has furries in it

[tall grove]

Oh it was one of those types lol. Don’t worry, they’re like fourteen max

[untold skiff]

Man I miss playing kenshi

[rigid peak]

My hobby is starting in Rebirth and getting a bounty higher than Moll when I cancel my gym membership.

The Holy Gaintion 💪

They provided a free open air gym.

[untold skiff]

I like sending my Killing machine 80 stat average pawn into the place and just go on a massacre sometimes.

[rigid peak]

Did you play around with the Free Cities world state?

[agile oasis]

don't fuck with 40k fans
We don't even know our fucking setting outside of space marines

[rigid peak]

Hey I prefer Tau, Guardsmen, and Eldar, primarily Craftworld Iyanden.

You know, the reasonable Eldar.

They're genuinely the Lamenters of the Eldar.

[somber stream]

It’s actually lore accurate to know nothing about anything in 40k

Get bent, typo is all :c

[hazy kestrel]

You know what I love about monstrosity spam Auric maelstroms? It’s that even if we lose, it never feels like a loss. Mainly because I’m having so much damn fun as a shroud thammer zealot either way.

[rigid peak]

I'm already bent (sitting up straight gives me stomach cramps)

[somber stream]

Ah yes, fellow shrimp

[untold skiff]

Can't say I have.

[rigid peak]

Hey you, reading this, correct your posture immediately, scientists will discover your skeleton and declare that this was no human but a crustacean.

[hazy kestrel]

No I think it’s too late to correct my Jarl Balgruuf looking posture.

[rigid peak]

Basically if you take out the right UC people you can over throw them and have the Rebel Swordsmen and Free cities form, the Rebel Swordsmen being an extension of the Rebel Farmers who are actually good in a fight, and since this is going to be a worldstate in which you side with the Rebel Farmers, they'll be friendly. Plus the Rebels take over former UC towns. Problem is samurai remnants going after you.

You can massively displace all three major factions.

[untold skiff]

I usually end up just overthrowing HC and UC.

Eyegore fight is a pain in the ass though if you don't harpoon cheese him

[rigid peak]

SK aren't good people either, remember, Estata is only holding off so the shek can swarm the continent in one glorious battle.

[untold skiff]

Ik I just don't hate them as much as the other 2.

[rigid peak]

Side with Mongrel, every man a hobo ninja

[untold skiff]

Anyways any news on kenshi 2?

[rigid peak]

Minimal, Chris is just an insane madman making a game all on his own.

[untold skiff]

I mean the best outcome in kenshi is one where the player has no involvement.

[mint gate]

Kenshi 2: Brute Force-based coercion

[rigid peak]

The best outcome is the one where my bugmen make a hash den in the swamp and smuggle it to the United Cities.

[trim gate]

Dawg matchmaking pmo, i rarely get anyone and when I do its someone so good that they just smoke the whole trial and i do nothing

[trim gate]

They were hiring a while ago and that's kinda it

[clever gust]

Kenshi dev team was looking for a marketing director a bit back so maybe within 5 years

[somber stream]

Beep

[clever gust]

Best outcome in Kenshi is being able to beat tinfist and his gaggle without using assassination

[pale shoal]

Ogryn nipples need to be bigger to strike fear in the hearts of the heretics

[grave plaza]

just take a look at hive scum stuff see blitz is a missile launcher, okay that's crazy

[acoustic pebble]

Don't forget the stims!!

[grave plaza]

i read it

[acoustic pebble]

And AKIMBO GUNS!!!

[grave plaza]

custom stimm, hell yeah, for my veteran.

[acoustic pebble]

That and the mad max ganger styles are looking good so far but I need more

[grave plaza]

im going give my vet drug like vietnam war soldier on morphine or german ww2 soldier on meth

[acoustic pebble]

Idk if the vet will be able to access those stims

Maybe applied by a ganger but that's about it

[grave plaza]

yo what? "Combat Ability: Stimm Supply" is a healing ability? this is first medic

[arctic perch]

if you make your stimms healing then yeah maybe

[acoustic pebble]

I added fentanyl in it >:D

[grave plaza]

lol

[arctic perch]

We dont know what effects scum stimms have access too yet though

[marsh iris]

i want a stimm that makes my gun talk

[arctic perch]

I'm assuming all the content creators are all playing the new class right now

[rigid peak]

It'd be wild if the random meth addict turns out to be the healer.

[grave plaza]

"hey bro, want some drug"

[twin flower]

Lel, "youre injured? I got just the thing"

[analog marsh]

I'd be surprised if there isn't healing options for the custom stims, weather that be instant healing or healing over time, both effects would be nice to have.

Same with toughness regen, that's probably a custom stim effect as well.

[rigid peak]

There might not be, that'd be rather overpowered unless the cooldown were long. Healing stims, after all, are always grabbed first dibs.

[last scarab]

I can’t wait to stack all healing and damage reduction effects for my Super Fentanyl

[analog marsh]

Of course, they can balance it with longer cooldowns.

[analog marsh]

Imagine sticking that into a castigator max toughness regen arby, bro would be immortal.

[last scarab]

Imagine giving it to a full team of castigator stance arbitrators with the special box

Oops all immortal policemen

[analog marsh]

Could also throw some crazy damage stim onto a gunlugger and have them delete like 3 bosses in one go.

[pseudo timber]

Dual melee build my beloved

[last scarab]

Stack all damage effects on an RPG scum

Just flat out erase enemies from existence

[last scarab]

I can’t wait to see how it plays

[marsh iris]

tall bardin class

[last scarab]

What if there’s a movement speed thing, imagine putting it on an Ogryn

[acoustic pebble]

Akimbo guns my beloved

[misty trench]

well I know what they've eaten so the thought is concerning lmao, can't imagine it'd taste good

[ripe tangle]

You know someone somewhere at some point thought “I could eat that bird” even if it’s actually disgusting and illegal.

never put stupidity and hubris past people, especially when it comes to them doing stupid things.

[twin flower]

Whats a bin chicken

[vague elm]

Everybody should equip the bells deco on their weapons to summon the Skaven Into existence in the game

40k bells ringing in violence should do the trick

[humble laurel]

Slang for the Ibis probably

[vague elm]

Seagull

[rustic gate]

A chicken bun

[ripe tangle]

it’s an Australian Ibis, they’re sort of a pest bird that’s known to eat garbage, carcasses, and occasionally their own or eachother’s regurgitations.

[misty trench]

sorry late reply but here's what I got

also @ripe tangle

[ripe tangle]

they’re honestly pretty filthy, and they’re basically everywhere in Australian towns and cities

[misty trench]

^ yep, they just walk around and eat scraps, basically

[ripe tangle]

it’s also illegal to harm them in Australia iirc, along with most other birds

[misty trench]

like if you go to Brisbane they're just around

[fallen tree]

bin chickens are cute..

[misty trench]

yeah there's nothing actually wrong with them

they're goofy fellas

[ripe tangle]

there’s nothing actually wrong with vultures or buzzards either here in the US, but I’d NEVER eat one lol

[misty trench]

yeee

[ripe tangle]

I would feel sorta similar about eating an Ibis

[twin flower]

Would you eat a rat over it

[ripe tangle]

I’d rather not eat rat either tbh

[ripe tangle]

btw that looks delicious, I miss having Ethiopian food

[somber stream]

Samsung smart fridges now have ad

[candid stratus]

still not 2nd of december....

[ripe tangle]

is needing apps to make appliances work and having said appliances require you to play an ad before they work signs we actually live in a cyberpunk dystopia?

[iron sigil]

How do people deal with that shit bro like wdym I get an ad for burger king when I open my fridge

[somber stream]

By not buying a 'smart' fridge

[fallen tree]

every year we get one step closer

[somber stream]

Also yes having ad for anything is a sign of dystopia

[fallen tree]

soon you'll have to have a monthly membership for fridge access

[somber stream]

I miss those old nuclear fridge, you know the stuff from the 70s that will last you till the heat death of the universe?

[iron sigil]

Literally if Tesla made a fridge holy shit

[fallen tree]

7.99 for basic features, 12.99 if you want the freezer addon

[ripe tangle]

Unfortunately… we’ve been in one for over a decade and it’s becoming more apparent every few months at this point.

[iron sigil]

I was amazed when I found out the Tesla has features on it they can restrict from you or just not enable unless you pay. Like its already INSTALLED you just have to pay for access

[iron sigil]

They disable your door if you slam it too hard

[somber stream]

At least i can tell my future robot servant in a maid uniform to do fortnite dances for shit and giggles

[fallen tree]

yeah, locked out for 6 hrs, unless you pay $2

[somber stream]

Right after i pay to unlock the DLC for that feature, of course

[twin flower]

getting locked out of your own fridge sounds wild lmao

[astral basin]

That future is now. You just might have to do a down payment for a home to get it
And its controlled by a guy in vr half the time

[somber stream]

Oh you mean the 20K robot? Lol that thing is ass

[ripe tangle]

I hate this reality, why do we live in the worst version of Capitalist Dystopia? Why does it have to be the annoying inconvienent kind where people just let companies control their daily lives and not the cool kind where Cyborgs are shooting guns at evil megacorp soldiers or whatever

[iron sigil]

4 years ago I would say thats fear mongering bs but telsa unironically can and will disable certain features if they feel like you misuse it

[astral basin]

Whatever robot you shared in here a few weeks ago ye
It looks ass

[iron sigil]

Tesla cars will straight up stop you from moving your seats too much to "avoid motor damage"

[twin flower]

how do people misuse a fridge tho

[ripe tangle]

never buy a Tesla, they’re the worst and Elon Musk can go to Hell

[somber stream]

I bet we'll see some serious game changer in about 20 years from now, when it comes to commercialized robot

TWENTY EIGHTS STAB WOUNDS

[iron sigil]

They dont close the doors the right way so the fridge explodes

[ripe tangle]

by storing a cadaver in it?

[twin flower]

Jeffrey Dahmer is that you?

[fallen tree]

i just want the future so i can get gorilla arm and double jump cybernetics

[thick fog]

I don't want a future, I just want to live

[ripe tangle]

No, instead our future is that you need to pay a subscription fee to stop ads from being played in your dreams.

[somber stream]

Shrimply don't install any cybernetic enhancement into your body

[fallen tree]

watch enough ads to get "dream tokens", get enough and you can buy 1 night of adless sleep

[somber stream]

Watched that one Black mirror episode yet? The one with the memory chip?

[twin flower]

16,000 euro dollery doos if you please

[ripe tangle]

There will be a time when not having them would be like not owning a phone now.

[twin flower]

Actually sounds so likely

[somber stream]

They will be forced on you as a basic entry requirement for most office job, yes

[fallen tree]

calculator brain implant will be mandatory im sure

[gusty marlin]

guys trust they'll add death guard soon and we'll be killing death guard space marines with our makeshift dual shivs

[ripe tangle]

even non-office work, basically forced on you to use your appliances and operate a vehicle.

[somber stream]

But i believe in humanity variety, there will be people who will stand against such agenda

[languid hazel]

Wake me up on December 2nd

[twin flower]

Its out!

[astral basin]

People are especially dumb when it comes to “public use”. Especially in stores
Something will have a lock, or be barricaded behind a mountain of stuff. And will start yanking things out of the way.

[languid hazel]

Liar :3

[twin flower]

Nuh uhh

[astral basin]

Also. I just saw the GoW crossover fir hd2
Im. Excited

[languid hazel]

If jt was out, there would be a channel for it :3

[somber stream]

Wait what

[languid hazel]

The hwhat?

[astral basin]

Gears, not god

[somber stream]

What the fuck? Where?!

[gusty marlin]

oh mah gawd the hive scum comes with a whole new mechanic, the stimm lab 😮

[misty trench]

yea there's 2 restaurants in the area I went to so I'll have to check out the other one next time

[twin flower]

Jessy, its time to cook

[astral basin]

https://www.reddit.com/r/helldivers2/s/vHFQgjx6uy

Wait

[somber stream]

BUZZING, CHAINSWORD

FUCKING HELL IT'S 40K

[twin flower]

Actually enjoying Chord again

[ripe tangle]

Wish I could join you, I have a love of good Inerja with stuff on it

[astral basin]

Mind you this was on my youtube feed
Not reddit

Or

Im dumb and dont know what apps i have open

[ripe tangle]

I also really like Indian and Thai food too btw

[somber stream]

The word 'Buzz' has been floating around a lot these day, and the eviscerator has been in the file since day 1. The time is now

[astral basin]

Either GoW or warhammer
Its a w either way

[ripe tangle]

The Zealot already uses the Evicerator though.

[fallen tree]

youre making me hungry. nepalese food is also real nice

[somber stream]

I meant for Helldivers 2 crossover

[astral basin]

Hd2

[ripe tangle]

OOOOOH

[somber stream]

REJOICE

[ripe tangle]

sorry, nevermind

[astral basin]

Lucia well get her silly mech
Her flamethrower
And her chain sword to boot

[gusty marlin]

Base Coherency Aura: Gunslinger

When an Ammo pickup is collected by you or your Allies in Coherency, everyone else in Coherency also replenishes a small amount of ammo.
very based

[misty trench]

lmao well if you're ever up here there's a wide selection of indian and thai as well

[twin flower]

Huh, this and survivalist on a Vet

[ripe tangle]

I don’t think I’ve had proper Nepalese food, most Indian dishes I’m familiar with come from Northwestern India or from Hyderabad

[gusty marlin]

Blinding Grenade being this very quick to use throwable is also really great. I was wondering how they would differentiate it from stun grenade

[ripe tangle]

India has like, so many regional cuisines, most Indians havent even had everything the country has to offer

[astral basin]

I feel like. They realized all the gunslinger players that snort ammo bags like crack
Wouldve been a bigger problem w twin uzis and movement buffs

[gusty marlin]

yeah runs ahead, picks up all the ammo, at least it also shares it with the veteran right behind

Base Combat Ability: Desperado

Immediately swap to and reload your ranged weapon, entering Desperado for a few seconds. During Desperado, the Hive Scum is immune to Ranged Attacks, Sprinting costs no stamina, and reloading does not reduce your Ammo Reserve.
veteran yet again getting more humiliated

[rare pulsar]

Vet just gets cucked again and again

[somber stream]

A bit broken at launch to get people to buy, will nerf later. Classic tactic

[gusty marlin]

imagine not reloading your weapon when activating your ranged ability [laughs in ogryn and hive scum]

[surreal cloud]

man I wished we got a big phat tech priestess class and ONLY the ogryn can slap her synthetic belly and can sit on her enemies it would be just karking peak cinema .

[rare pulsar]

U out if line for that im not gonna lie

[surreal cloud]

NUH UH I HAVE A VISION

[gaunt wind]

A vision someone pluck out his eyes

[surreal cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-down-syndrome-funny-tongue-action-tongue-out-meme-gif-572114404054760484

[astral basin]

Whats the third ability?

[gaunt wind]

Embed fail point and laugh at this man

[surreal cloud]

she crushes someone with her big belly or her synthethicc thighs

[somber stream]

It's funny how we might get 2 Warhammer update on the 2nd

[gusty marlin]

idk about yall but i prefer combat abilities that are just Use and done. These abilities that just improve your basic gameplay just feel off to me.

[twin flower]

whaddya mean

[quartz rose]

I don't remember if Darktide tends to go on sale around these times.

[surreal cloud]

or she throws a explosive servo skull chancla style

[placid mulch]

As Devs said in dev blog, scum will be ranged frenzyied variant of zealot.

[somber stream]

Potential 40k crossover for HD2

[gaunt wind]

Dual wield shovels for Ogryn when

[twin flower]

Ohh, I thought the other guy said it was a Gears of War crossover for Helldiver

[fallen tree]

yeah i get what you mean, doesnt feel as satisfying

[rare pulsar]

Ohwee i guess we didnt have a ranged specialist class before right?……right?

[gusty marlin]

like, Desperado imo should be the Keystone, not the Ability, yknow. ofc its too strong to be a keystone as is but still

[marsh iris]

could've been triple wield 😔

[rare pulsar]

I fear this is gonna be worse then arby

[ripe tangle]

Licht, ich verlang, du das mir einen bringst imbiss!

[somber stream]

Xbox already got the ODST crossover some time ago, and there's a Warhammer Eviscerator in the file since day 1, dev teased about 'buzzing'. It's all guess work atm, mind

[quartz rose]

No ranged damage increase. Just able to shoot more often.

[ripe tangle]

preferably chocolate

[marsh iris]

die waffen, legt an!

[somber stream]

Welche Art?

[quartz rose]

People seem to forget exe stance has like 50% power and handling increase

[rare pulsar]

15

[placid mulch]

We had marksman/sharpshooter, more about long range and precision.
Scum will be more of run and gun, spray and pray...

[twin flower]

The Guard and the Helldivers, who would have thunk

[somber stream]

I bet it's Cadian again

[ripe tangle]

Schokolade

[rare pulsar]

Yeah lol we had that enough

[rare pulsar]

I would like people to start AIMING and hitting

[languid hazel]

For Cadiaaaaa!

[twin flower]

If they make them better looking in Helldivers imma be so mad

[somber stream]

Gerne, lemme just book a ticket first thing tomorrow

[wintry fog]

Scum sounds like it could be fun.
Leave arbys players to die and call it roleplay.

[quartz rose]

15 what

[surreal cloud]

heres a perfect class idea

SyntheTHICC magos priestess: a 7-8ft tech priest who gave herself immense augmentations to use synthetic muscle and fat to combat tertium's greatest of foes while having insectoid like augments, if you cant beat em by las guns or bolters or omisian axes, just defeat em by crushing her victims by sitting on em, enough to make ogryns jealous

and or can throw exposive server skulls at her enemies like a chancla, or deploy a sentry turret that has a chance of exploding out of nowhere since it uses a faulty plasma gun

[ripe tangle]

imagine buying a plane ticket to go halfway around the world just to bring someone chocolate

[rare pulsar]

15%

[somber stream]

My money is on Karskin, and they WILL look better

[gusty marlin]

why you gotta write cringe stuff like that

[quartz rose]

15% what

[surreal cloud]

YOUR CRINGE

[wintry fog]

That's some trustfund simpage

[languid hazel]

Because being cringe is being free

[rare pulsar]

Damage increase

[marsh iris]

nah it would be krieg

[rare pulsar]

For exe stance not 50

[twin flower]

Dedication

[placid mulch]

Yea... maybe, but let's have fun.
Also, when vet need to aim, scum will get up close and shoot in personal.

[ripe tangle]

watch, Helldivers is finally going to do a 40k crossover and they’ll do Krieg just because they’re a fan favorite, even though they’re really overrated at this point.

[marsh iris]

but it would be absolutely based if they did tempestus scion

[twin flower]

Hell yeah

[iron sigil]

its 25%

[somber stream]

Krieg are lame, also we already have Krieg at home, 3 of them actually

[marsh iris]

krieg cocaine

[twin flower]

are they digging you trenches around your house

[ripe tangle]

more reason they’re absolutely going to do that, mark my words.

[astral jungle]

12 more days.

[quartz rose]

So the 25% damage and 25% weakspot damage just lies then?

[gusty marlin]

Blitz: Boom Bringer

A high powered missile launcher. What else is there to say? For when you really want something dead!

“That was so much fun. The idea came pretty early on because we were like ‘if we make a projectile weapon only exist as a Blitz, we can really crank the effect’. Because we can make sure that it doesn’t have too much ammo, or crazy numbers or doesn’t scale weird.” ~ Teodor
This is how we're getting some future guns...

[marsh iris]

hell yeah handheld deathstrike missile

[languid hazel]

Pocket rocket :3

[gusty marlin]

i've been saying this for years.

[astral jungle]

Where my mortar tube.

[twin flower]

Pulled it out of their ass crack

[languid hazel]

Oh hey! Y’all wanna hear some shit?

[astral jungle]

No

[twin flower]

Cool shit?

[languid hazel]

Annoying shit

[twin flower]

Ehh, prolly not then

[astral jungle]

Still no

[marsh iris]

i heard enough shit down in the torrents with the sewer up to my ears

[wintry fog]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4528855

[languid hazel]

Lol

[astral jungle]

Too bad that stink never goes away.

[twin flower]

Thats what you smell like now

[marsh iris]

one with the stink

[gusty marlin]

Combat Ability: Rampage!

“We wanted a ‘rage’ ability where you become unstoppable for a few seconds, as long as you play really aggressively and kill lots of things.” ~ Teodor

Enter Rampage! for a few seconds, gaining vastly increased Melee Attack power, Attack Speed, Damage Reduction, and becoming immune to Stuns and Suppression.

Melee attacks extend the duration of Rampage!, although this effect is diminished after 30 seconds. Exiting Rampage! leaves you exhausted and vulnerable for a few seconds.
another "press button so you can do what you were already doing but faster and stronger"

[astral jungle]

I want 80mm mortar tube.

[wintry fog]

two with the stink*

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

The chocolat will never reach your hands should this be the case.

[astral jungle]

But we’re getting trench city fighting. So don your krieg armour

[vague elm]

Ok but Crowbar

[placid mulch]

Also add keystone at bottom and stimm and dual dangers...

[ripe tangle]

No wait! but I really want that delicious German Chocolate….

[surreal cloud]

we need a big belly phat tech priestess class, I can't get such a perfect idea out of my head

[marsh iris]

scum krieg armor, borderlands reference?!