general-chat

[leaden granite]

Tbh, 20 bucks can get you far in different countries

[naive creek]

also that, im willing to pay a few more bucks for the comfort of a physical book and actually owning it

[low hemlock]

only 20 bucks?

[leaden granite]

20 bucks is 20 bucks

[naive creek]

one second lemme check

[low hemlock]

that’s like a bag of chips and candy

[leaden granite]

Not much I wouldn't do for that

[wraith rain]

I’ll try but I just can’t get into a ebook the same way ;-;

[graceful fern]

Everyone in 40K is evil, imperium just does evil cooler.

[hazy kestrel]

I hate scalpers with a passion though. Bastards took the annotated edition of the Lords of Silence from me.

[low hemlock]

u need at least $100 to $500 to get a lil far in most areas

[tall grove]

20$ to live in Birmingham

[wraith rain]

Not true tho :3

[arctic escarp]

yep

[leaden granite]

That's one of the things I wouldn't do

[naive creek]

22.3 USD

for ahriman omnibus

thats my most expensive 40k book

[arctic escarp]

theres not much nuance you can do for a regiment with a death culture

[naive creek]

most ive paid like

[arctic escarp]

who are all clones

[leaden granite]

Bloodborne is Birmingham simulator

[tall grove]

And it’s peak

[low hemlock]

oh yeah don’t forget the T A X E S

[naive creek]

14 to 18 USD for

[naive creek]

mate im danish

im just converting the price

[jaunty path]

I really like the fact kriegsmen are factory made

[low hemlock]

far enough

[naive creek]

We include the tax in the price tag

[hazy kestrel]

I remember paying $250~ for Perturabo’s primarch book. (Amazon points go brrr lmao)

But still, scalpers can bug off.

[civic otter]

Why, humanity was made to conquer the stars

[tall grove]

How far is that?

[hazy kestrel]

And it was FUCKING DENTED

[leaden granite]

I honestly didn't like it that much, but before you attack me, it's only because only like 3 bosses were difficult to me
It's 2nd soulsborne I played after drowning 600 hours into ds2

[naive creek]

I just take a bus down into Århus every few months, buy 3-5 books that I dont have and thats it

[tall grove]

Please tell me ts is satire 🥀

[low hemlock]

mistypo with me fat fingerz

👺

[graceful fern]

https://tenor.com/view/thrawn-long-live-the-empire-lars-mikkelsen-star-wars-ahsoka-gif-11076329353557857308

[elder merlin]

Idiot

[arctic escarp]

Ive been watching clips of Andor

[nimble glade]

Oof

[hazy kestrel]

Well, a small corner dent in the hard cover. Pissed me off though.

[arctic escarp]

that show fucking carried my interest in star wars now lol

[nimble glade]

That's always sad when you're saving up for something and you get the hand me down or the bad one. Lol

Terrible feeling

[hazy kestrel]

Damn scalper scum.

[jaunty path]

Pdfs are the way

[graceful fern]

Humanity first

[arctic escarp]

no

[blissful kiln]

SUS

[hazy kestrel]

No I need my books.

[arctic escarp]

aeldari on top

[low hemlock]

bet that Scalper listed that DENTED book as “Brand New”

[jaunty path]

Epubs

[naive creek]

I have the first 3 horus heresy books, the first heretic, betrayer, nightlords omnibus, wordbearers omnibus, dark imperium triology, all ahriman books, ciaphas cain hero of the imperium, valdor birth of the imperium, blood gorgons, harrowmaster, the infinite and the divine, angron the red angel, fall of cadia triology, leviathan, ghazgull, lion son of the forest and sisters of battle omnibus

[hazy kestrel]

Well, it was “used in good condition” or some bs.

[naive creek]

all physical copies

most ive paid for any of them was around 23 USD

[hazy kestrel]

I didn’t pay a cent thanks to my points though.

[low hemlock]

“good condition”

[tall grove]

💔

[naive creek]

so yeah

not that expensive tbh

Granted I dont buy them online

[hazy kestrel]

I’m still angry tbh. It’s been 3 years.

[naive creek]

I buy them in like, a physical store

[jaunty path]

I like my books physical too but e books are just more convenient. Only issue is eye strain really

[naive creek]

so that might have something to do with it?

[jaunty path]

But an e-ink tablet can help w that

[low hemlock]

3 years, damn u got a stronger grudge than a dwarf

[naive creek]

@jaunty path @low hemlock

[hazy kestrel]

Hell hath no fury like a Personman who has his fucking book dented. Or something like that.

[low hemlock]

Vro might just be THE LoreMaster

[naive creek]

also if you havent

[blissful kiln]

I had a dead bug in a book once

[naive creek]

pick up harrowmaster

please

please pelase

[blissful kiln]

stuck between pages

[naive creek]

read harrowmaster

it is such a good book

it made me love the alpha legion

and it even throws shade at the "I am alpharius" meme

[arctic escarp]

hydra dominatus...

[naive creek]

[arctic escarp]

that word sounded fucking stupid in latin

[jaunty path]

That makes for a pretty book shelf yeah lol

[naive creek]

slight funny scene spoiler: ||During an interwarband meeting in the alpha legion, one marine introduces himself as alpharius and most of the other representatives lose their shit in anger before the MC calms them down||

[naive creek]

I just need to actually get reading 🥲

[jaunty path]

It happens yeah. Take your time

[naive creek]

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll raise you: Siege of Terra collection, first 3 heresy books, betrayer, mechanicum, heralds of the siege, wolfsbane, slaves to darkness, born of flame, NL trilogy, Ahriman omnibus, Ahriman: Undying, Ciaphas Cain anthology, Iron Warriors omnibus, Forges of mars omnibus, Eisenhorn, Ravenor, some others that I don’t remember.

[naive creek]

I own one more ahriman book than you

outclassed bozo

/j

[hazy kestrel]

I also have a bunch more that I haven’t listed, not at my overflowing bookshelf atm lmao.

Around maybe 28 or so books?

[naive creek]

around the same here

[jaunty path]

I have physical copy of a trans lesbian furry graphic novel so I blow the both of you out of the water.

[naive creek]

:(

[naive creek]

I surrender my crown to thee

[graceful fern]

I knew you would

[jaunty path]

It's hard being objectively superior to everyone

[modest flume]

I have more than one book on varying topics

[naive creek]

I have a 700 page long book about culinary information

about half is recipes

the rest is just

KNAWLEDGE

about cooking

its really swag

[modest flume]

[naive creek]

I love making food

[jaunty path]

Somewhere around here I have scott pilgrim

[naive creek]

if u guys want I can show some of what ive made

[naive creek]

idk where to post it tho lol

[jade escarp]

👀 🇬 🇮 🇻 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇸

[naive creek]

its... in danish 😭

sorry :(

[hazy kestrel]

Best I can do is a world history book that weighs like 2 cinderblocks, for some reason.

[naive creek]

but yeah who wants to see some good food :)

[modest flume]

Me

[naive creek]

#zealot-class ?

[modest flume]

Even if it's not good, I respect your willingness to share

[naive creek]

oh wait

#darktide-pics-vids ill post there

[modest flume]

You can DM me even idc lol

[hazy kestrel]

Huh, I also have Mortarion’s primarch book, which apparently wasn’t worth much to scalpers lmao.

I honestly forgot about that book. Weird.

[pseudo timber]

Booktide

[arctic escarp]

like 18+?

[long sigil]

wait what

[little marten]

literature is truly timeless

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dante-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry5-hello-hello-based-department-gif-26042779

[tall grove]

It’d be odd if it wasn’t

[wraith rain]

Yeah most definitely

[arctic escarp]

listen I like to believe its some grand epic adventure or something involving trans lesbian furries

[wraith rain]

🤣

I’m sure there is a sub plot

[blissful kiln]

that's just critical role

[ocean widget]

i mean if it exists theres a book about it so no surprise there

[wraith rain]

I have a book about a ring 🤣

[ocean widget]

many do

[wraith rain]

Hehe

[little marten]

🧠

[modest flume]

@naive creek BTW I gotta ask, why ping me specifically regarding the Falchion earlier?

[little marten]

he likes you

[modest flume]

[naive creek]

you seem to know your shit more than I do and you are one of the only people I "know" in here

[modest flume]

I'm honored

[wraith rain]

Honoured*

[naive creek]

[wraith rain]

🤭

[little marten]

DAM BATTLEGROUND NIGHT RAID 40 SECONDS RAIDERS

i'll see you in the testing annex

[outer jasper]

European spotted guys let’s kill him

[wraith rain]

You are in warhammer server and they spell honour with the u

[outer jasper]

I don’t believe in europe

[jaunty path]

It's called "920 London", I know you just adore transbian furry girl stories

[naive creek]

noted

[wraith rain]

Heresy, you are a heretic

[jaunty path]

Hope ya enjoy it :)

[ocean widget]

the most appealing part of that was the word london

god knows how good the book is given its a recommendation of yours

[jaunty path]

I think one of the main characters are self medicating with shrooms.

[ocean widget]

"North of London, 2005. A doomed romance between an emo kid and a scene kid. More than friends, less than lovers, they're trying to grow shrooms before the world ends."
checks out for london

[wraith rain]

Oh I like doing that myself

[jaunty path]

tbh I never touched the book and now feel inclined to read it.

[jaunty path]

Oh sweet

[little marten]

Not in my borough 💀

[jaunty path]

We can read together :3

[arctic escarp]

this aint '05 lil bro

[modest flume]

I'm not a furry but I can dig it

[arctic escarp]

take you sensitive ass back to '25

[ocean widget]

no
still accurate though
plus the book was published in 2020

[little marten]

Would you still love me if it was 2005 m

[ocean widget]

no because you'd be 10 and im not a nonce

[naive creek]

LOL

[little marten]

Fair point

[mental karma]

i sthe game down forr anyone else?

[little marten]

Didn’t consider that

[tall grove]

Would the shark require custom shirts and pants to accommodate the fins?

[floral panther]

so this week we get new skins right ? and next week we get the new skiatari class or ?

[naive creek]

well yeah.

[little marten]

Next week we get the reveal

[ocean widget]

we dont even know what the class is mate

[tall grove]

Shark skin is like sandpaper iirc I doubt petting one would be pleasant

[little marten]

It won’t be Admech

[naive creek]

I hope its an admech clas bc I wanna name it "TrstMeImAnEngiseer"

[arctic escarp]

boy I would love you even if its the 3020s

[naive creek]

tbf my shark has fur so

[blazing ibex]

920 London

Noted.

[little marten]

When I’m not but mulched fossil fuels.. I could still light your fire 🔥

[floral panther]

but I read on reddit that its skiatari or something ? or some guy thats in a gang and that likes to bang or something ? im so confused

[amber delta]

this chat rn

[jaunty path]

No one really knows, its all speculation do not worry.

[arctic escarp]

a man of poet you are dear

[blazing ibex]

It's between Skitarii or Hiveganger pretty much

That's the general consensus the player base has come to

[jaunty path]

It's gonna be a skibidi toilet

[outer jasper]

Kinda gay ngl

[fair bridge]

where

[blazing ibex]

Skibidi Skitarii

[arctic escarp]

no Im bi

[outer jasper]

oh my bad

[blissful kiln]

Felinid Ganger

[jaunty path]

We NEED a cat girl man

please.

[outer jasper]

I need admech

I NEED ADMECH

[floral panther]

well as long as its not some weird maschine man, furry creature or angry karen with a boltor im in

[blissful kiln]

angry karen with a bolter would be great

[little marten]

@ocean widget hello

i see u as a kinda of rowdy father figure of mine

[blazing ibex]

You're named all things that could actually be possibilities

[little marten]

is it ok to put a tea bag in after if i accidentally filled a mug full of hot water

[blissful kiln]

that's how you make tea

[blazing ibex]

Tread carefully.

[ocean widget]

no

[floral panther]

give her white hair and u can call her adeptus soriritas

[little marten]

you never put water in before the bag

[ocean widget]

tea first, then water

[blissful kiln]

wtf is the difference lmao

[ocean widget]

seepage

[outer jasper]

imagine needing to flavor your water

fuck tea

[blissful kiln]

it's still going to be tea in the end

[outer jasper]

fuck britain

[ocean widget]

it'll be worse tea

[arctic escarp]

all Im gonna say is: I trust the Brit more on Tea matters

[floral panther]

yes because otherwise the bag floats on the water and doesnt properly soak, leaving u with an uneven distribution of flavor

[blissful kiln]

uhh

[little marten]

it was an accident

[blazing ibex]

There is a difference.

[little marten]

i forgot to put the bag in

so i have to start again 🙁

[blissful kiln]

you don't just leave it there to float lmao

[little marten]

bag - water - bag out - milk

anything else and you're probably a savage

[ocean widget]

doesnt matter if its loose or bagged, tea first

[blissful kiln]

i don't pull the bag out after pouring in milk

[jaunty path]

idk how mfs can drink loose tea

[ocean widget]

with their mouth missus

[blazing ibex]

Don't matter. Still isn't gonna bring out the flavor fully

[jaunty path]

Same

I always keep it in the tea

[blissful kiln]

maybe

[jaunty path]

I like suckin on it after I'm done

[blissful kiln]

i don't remember ever trying to do it like that

but i doubt it'll be a big difference

[ocean widget]

if the tea you use isnt prone to bitterness its fine to leave the teabag in

[outer jasper]

only good palce in europe is germany cuz they made pretzels and pretzels fucking slap

[blissful kiln]

still tea in the end

[outer jasper]

also sauerkraut

[blazing ibex]

Meaning, never do that with lipton tea.

[jaunty path]

@ocean widget you suck on the bag after right

[blazing ibex]

Actually, never drink lipton tea.

Ever.

[ocean widget]

no thats just you

[jaunty path]

Fuck you

[arctic escarp]

I still cant believe

Missus will literally ragebait on any topic

[blissful kiln]

idk, tea is tea, even "bad" tea

[ocean widget]

yeah thats a safe bet, even those bottles of iced tea they sell

[jaunty path]

No I literally suck on the bag lmfao

[arctic escarp]

Missus if I see you in another server

[jaunty path]

I like sucking all the juice out its really yummy and sweet

[arctic escarp]

pretend we dont know each other

[jaunty path]

I can't do that sorry sis

[blazing ibex]

Okay I can't agree with this take.

Some tea is genuinely heavenly compared to others

[jaunty path]

I drink bigelows vanilla chai

How does that scale on teas

[outer jasper]

water is the only thing you should drink everything else fucking sucks god gave you a PERFECTLY GOOD DRINK AND YOU SAY NO, THERE IS NO PLACE IN HIS KINGDOM FOR YOU

[ocean widget]

dont join the ninjakiwi server then, shes so active there

[blazing ibex]

I was once uncultured and relied upon lipton as my typical go to as a wee lass.

[blissful kiln]

well, people shittalk lipton tea for example, but it's fine for me

i tried better tea

[jaunty path]

I never talk there tbh

[blissful kiln]

but lipton is still tea, it's ok

[ocean widget]

thats the joke

1 message in 2023

[arctic escarp]

what is a ninjakiwi server

[blazing ibex]

But then I had this wonderful black tea at a Chinese restaurant and my life was forever changed.

[jaunty path]

Wow, stalker.

[ocean widget]

people who made the BTD games

[ocean widget]

i checked before i gave u shit tbf

[blazing ibex]

And now lipton genuinely repulses me comparatively

[ocean widget]

yeah chinese tea is decent

[ocean widget]

surprised it didnt do that before

[blazing ibex]

I can taste that underlying bitterness no matter how I do it because it really is just shit tea

[blazing ibex]

Tbf I was a kid

[blissful kiln]

i drink Greenfield black tea most of the time

it's good enough for me

[blazing ibex]

You don't really notice the nuance in flavors like that when you're younger until you have something objectively better.

[blissful kiln]

you can notice it and still consider something "objectively worse" to be good

[civic otter]

I'm the typa guy who honestly cannot drink tea without a dash of lemon and a teaspoon of honey

[blazing ibex]

Yes. And Lipton tea does not qualify as one of those things to me.

[blissful kiln]

i tried amazing cuisine when I travelled

[civic otter]

Or well, i can but i won't enjoy it

[blissful kiln]

but I come back home and eat some idk homemade chicken meat and it's still great

[blazing ibex]

See but the thing about that is that the homemade chicken you made can still be good.

Lipton tea is legit like, bottom of the barrel tea leaves with a really strong bitterness. When you have something better, it becomes way easier to tell how shitty it actually is.

[fair bridge]

got a rotisserie chicken for dinner and my bf was like "this is the greatest chicken i've ever had"

i said thanks it was $5

[blissful kiln]

maybe. I drink Greenfield. it isn't bitter to me, so i'm fine with it

[blazing ibex]

Now if you like that bitterness

[blissful kiln]

i bet the brit will tell me it's ackshually awful

[blazing ibex]

I mean, I suppose you're just drinking it for that at that point

[blissful kiln]

i like the taste

[blazing ibex]

Well then it's a taste bud thing at this point

You like it. I hate it.

[blissful kiln]

i also have an issue with how most people consider steak or meat in general to be good when it's soft

whereas I like meat that is like rubber, dry and hard to eat

and most would consider that to be overdone

[blazing ibex]

The rare well done enjoyer.

[blissful kiln]

yeah

[blazing ibex]

Well, rare actually meaning rare and not that the meat is rare.

[fair bridge]

bro likes hard meat

[blissful kiln]

[blazing ibex]

In regards to that, I can only stomach medium rare. Anything rare and beyond that and i can't dig it honestly

[blissful kiln]

it's not very healthy, so I don't actually do it often

[shy sandal]

I like my steak red on the inside

[little marten]

well

i just lost 2 epic weapons on the night raid

[fair bridge]

i extracted on one with a random fella

it was cool

[little marten]

fuming tbh lol

[fair bridge]

i'm about to start going in with free kits and focusing on objectives

[little marten]

had the bobcat and bettina

[fair bridge]

rib

[analog marsh]

Rare is just straight up raw meat, it's gross. Medium Well or Well Done is the way to go imo.

[whole glade]

im getting BDubs

cuz fuck yall

[drowsy lynx]

🫃

[blissful kiln]

🫃

[whole glade]

why do you yall have a mpeg emoji

[jaunty path]

Everyone does

🫃

[whole glade]

not me!

[ocean widget]

universal discord emoji

[jaunty path]

Men, can infact. get pregnant

[whole glade]

oh

[jaunty path]

yes you can silly.

[whole glade]

fire

[ocean widget]

open discords emoji and type pregnant

[whole glade]

i refuse.

[ocean widget]

you'll get 3 results

[jaunty path]

[arctic escarp]

not me specifically tho

[jaunty path]

Did not know I had this

[arctic escarp]

I have a dick

[ocean widget]

unless you're gachi or missus in which case you have more for some reason

[jaunty path]

why am I only now learning you're a dude

Starts peeling off your skin

[whole glade]

i am also a male

[ocean widget]

i mean it was pretty obvious

he/he

[arctic escarp]

I have to remember that people dont open bios

and just judged based on pfps

[jaunty path]

Yea

Are you telling me u aren't shart irl

[ocean widget]

i mean
that is the reason you assumably had to put weird DMs = no response in your bio

[jaunty path]

:/

[arctic escarp]

and weirdos asking me weird questions 😭

[jaunty path]

Aye girl....sneeze much? 👃

[arctic escarp]

like I once got sent of a picture

[jaunty path]

Oh lord.

[arctic escarp]

of the fucking D-Day landings

bro why tf

[jaunty path]

Oh.

[blissful kiln]

well, the pfp does make the brain think you're male or female depending, if it resembles anything gendered

[arctic escarp]

I was asked if I wanted to have a boob pic sent 😭

like bitch no fuck off

[whole glade]

huh

[whole glade]

smile dawg

[arctic escarp]

is a shart pfp for 2 years now

Im just known here as the shadowheart pfp guy

[jaunty path]

That is what its like to be a gamer girl shart

[blissful kiln]

yeah, i didn't know at first, that you were a guy

[arctic escarp]

yea... but actual girls have it worse

[shy sandal]

Discord moment

[blissful kiln]

I assumed based on the pfp

[arctic escarp]

girl friend showed me some of the weird sexual shit she got sent in DMs unprompted before 🤐

[blissful kiln]

and that's just how the brain does it

i don't open ppl's bios usually

[arctic escarp]

fair

I think you only have 1 eye irl

[blissful kiln]

xdd

i am also black and white

[arctic escarp]

actually this isnt just a me thing

theres girls that uses guy pfps

[blissful kiln]

yeah

it can be a sort of defense mechanism too

[arctic escarp]

yep

[blissful kiln]

it's better for people to assume you're a guy

[arctic escarp]

deterrent against weirdos

[arctic escarp]

and Im on the opposite

💀

[blissful kiln]

i witnessed a creepy situation recently in a coffee shop. some guy kept pestering and harassing a young barista
under the guise of protecting her from another obnoxious guy

[shy sandal]

Women and social media is like a lamp to a swarm of mosquitoes

Mfs act like they just hit puberty

[jaunty path]

Actual redditor

[blissful kiln]

and he just kept going and going

[shy sandal]

😭

[dreamy cliff]

i was both guys

[blissful kiln]

she handled it well, but I stayed in the coffee shop just in case

until more ppl came

buy gyatt damn that's so creepy and awkward

he was like 40+ and she's probably 20-ish

[shy sandal]

Discord mod meets a redditor in the wild

[blissful kiln]

no, not a redditor

[arctic escarp]

whiteknights nice guys

[blissful kiln]

the guy had bad vibes, like someone who can shank you if you look at him funny

[arctic escarp]

like being nice isnt a prerequisite for sex thats just having good manners

you are not entitled for sex for having good manners

[shy sandal]

So your average sharty user

[blissful kiln]

it's hard to explain, but he wasn't just being nice he was extremely pushy, constantly telling her to "come closer" and telling her how he'd beat the crap out of the other obnoxious guy

and then he pretended he was her step-dad to the obnoxious guy

again, to "protect her"

god it was awful

[jaunty path]

Thats the nasty part. Dudes that think they're entitled to it just because they're nice. That makes it even more shallow and much more a purchase/trade than a relationship.

Dude's need to get their views of romantic relationships evaluated before they even try dating man

[delicate vapor]

meow

sorry

[jaunty path]

Meow

[delicate vapor]

I did NOT read what was happening

oops

[jaunty path]

bites you

[jaunty path]

bites you

[arctic escarp]

yea like having a personality that doesnt scream Im nice so I must get sex is a start xd

like its incredibly easy to spot whenever a guy acts this way

[jaunty path]

...If you think about it. These types of guys may be the sort to get manipulated if all they want is sex.

Denji reference...

[round mica]

you guys getting sex?

lucky

[elder hare]

nah we're virgins

[round mica]

as any warhammer fan

me included

[blissful kiln]

thank god i hate warhammer and darktide

[neon agate]

I like frogs. They go ribbit

[round mica]

bonkers

[neon agate]

Also hate this mentality be nice to give the world and people hope and comfort. Not for personal gain

[arctic escarp]

am virgin too

I dont go out looking for hookup is a contributing factor

[round mica]

me too i bet im better at virgining then anyone

[blissful kiln]

the guy that i was talking about is the kind that looks for young women, presumably inexperienced, shy and easily overpowered with confidence and pressure

that's what makes it extra creepy

[river jackal]

my friend is having issues launching the game, which channel would i go to for problems like this, if any?

[round mica]

what kind of issue

is there a crash or someshite

[river jackal]

backend error: error signing in

[blissful kiln]

#gameplay-help you can try there

but it's just how the game is, it's a broken piece of code

[jaunty path]

ya got a point there.

[leaden granite]

Does character height have any effect? (Except ogryn)

[round mica]

yes

you get more ladies if you taller

or men

or both

[neon agate]

You would be sad how many guys want this. But we have nice people in the world, so can't forget that

[neon agate]

How do I get more frogs

I need to build my frog army

[blissful kiln]

of course, it's just a situation I unfortunately had to witness, most people aren't like that (I think)

[neon agate]

True

[round mica]

idk man im not down that bad

[plush path]

Box?

[neon agate]

I didn't mean in that way

[astral basin]

Aaa

[round mica]

aaaaa

okay well sorry

[neon agate]

What do I put in the box?

[round mica]

whatsintheboxman.gif

[plush path]

Boom booms

[neon agate]

But that would hurt forg

[plush path]

Don't put frog in box

[little marten]

🫃

[round mica]

seed has been planted within you little pre servitor

[mild patrol]

anyone else getting a crash on startup?

[astral basin]

Cursed

[plush path]

Servitor Worker Rights, when?

[thick coyote]

Yes and no

[round mica]

never and never

fuck the servitors

and fuck the admech

[languid hazel]

Veteran weapon idea (mostly because I found a greatsword in rogue trader that anyone can use): A greatsword with zero frills unlike the relic blade, eviscerator, and force greatsword

[round mica]

next class should ONLY be a ratling

or a squat

[plush path]

I can't really imagine what other class than the Tech Warrior would fit

[round mica]

i know 2

a ratling or a squat

[plush path]

xD

[wicked kayak]

next class can only be a servitor

servo skull actually

[plush path]

Combat Servitor could be kinda funny honestly.

[round mica]

listen mark

see

every horde shooter needs a funny comic relief character you can PLAY as

[languid hazel]

Speeds up every objective but only has a pathetic little stun gun for defense

[round mica]

what is funny ? short and fat people

either or

( iam both fat and short : ( )

[plush path]

They should add that when you're killed and awaiting Rescue, you could fly around as a Servo Skull to tell your Team to do better, hurry up and save your ass xD

[round mica]

i usually start singing happy birthday in voice chat for that to happen faster

[languid hazel]

Hadron is the next playable class confirmed

[round mica]

no

hadron's feet

[languid hazel]

Low-key we all know what Big Boi would do if Hadron becomes playable

[round mica]

i hope next class gets the arbites cosmetic shop treatment

with such astonishing variety as but not limiting to: helmet visor up for 5 bucks

a bdsm mask

or a red shotgun that looks like default red shotgun but with a wire

[astral basin]

Anyone know how decent once human is?

[languid hazel]

According to my brother it’s good but I’ve got no idea

[tall grove]

Everyone on the mourningstar better know how to swim

[astral basin]

The game looks interesting ah but i havent been able to touch it since it wont be on console for another year

[river jackal]

my friend is getting an error stating "backend error: error signing in", any idea how to resolve this?
he's tried validating files, reinstalling, restarting pc, running game as admin, switching to a diff dns server, cleared it and its anti cheat for firewall and some other stuff

[fair bridge]

support.fatshark.se

[astral basin]

Just retry a few times. Its been making me do 4 attempts b4 letting me in

[river jackal]

we looked through so many, nothing helped

[arctic escarp]

yes

[fair bridge]

did you submit a ticket or did you just read the articles

[arctic escarp]

effects your 1st person camera

[twin flower]

Morning yall

[fair bridge]

you also did not mention the region your friend is in

[arctic escarp]

taller characters are more leveled against enemies's heads

(why I have my zealot max height)

[blazing ibex]

Taller characters have easier times hitting weak spots but can't take cover as well

[drowsy lynx]

I searched in this discord for that issue and found someone that said they fixed it and that it was a "split tunneling issue", which is probably vpn related

[blazing ibex]

Shorter characters are on the opposite end of that.

[astral basin]

So… i should turn my vet into a squat?

[blazing ibex]

Also you should never be a max height ogryn unless you're doing it for the meme

Because you become so tall that you can't actually reach enemies with your melee weapons as easily lmao

[twin flower]

how tall is tall ogryn

[astral basin]

Bulldoze.exe starting up

[blazing ibex]

Tall.

[twin flower]

like Pogryn tall

?

[blazing ibex]

Not as tall as pogryn but I mean

[river jackal]

hes not using a vpn, should he?

[fair bridge]

where is he

what country is he in

[blazing ibex]

Min height ogryn is still taller than max height human so

[twin flower]

I never really realized myself when playign with ogryns

theyre just all tall to me lmao

[arctic escarp]

ogryn slow af...

[drowsy lynx]

nah you'd probably want it disabled

[arctic escarp]

I dont like them..

[blazing ibex]

Ogryn can have one of the fastest move speeds in the game lol

[arctic escarp]

ew

[river jackal]

america, north east

[tidal gyro]

is subductor pistol and riot shield is good? i buy arbite and am one level away

[blazing ibex]

Very particular build but I took it into h40. It was fun cosplaying as a somewhat tall Londoner

[pure granite]

has there been any update on migrating accounts from gamepass to steam?

[blazing ibex]

Stab stab stab

[fair bridge]

you cannot and will not be able to

[astral basin]

So. The steam-box is $1,200

Estimated to be*

[ocean widget]

wtf is a steam box

[twin flower]

Steam Box?

[twin flower]

exact same thought lmao

[astral basin]

xbox with steam integration
Planned for release in 2027

[ocean widget]

thats called a PC

[twin flower]

[astral basin]

Microsoft is doing a legit console
But
Yeah

Might as well buy a pc

[ocean widget]

granted mine aint the bed but it cost like 400 quid so i aint complaining but fuck paying a grand

[twin flower]

might even end up being better spec'd than an xbox for like 1200 bucks

[dreamy cliff]

its all gonna depend on the performance i guess

[dreamy cliff]

1200 is kind of an interestingp rice

[astral basin]

I imagine its gonna be the size of a pc tower

[analog marsh]

May as well just get a gaming PC at that price.

[twin flower]

Real

[dreamy cliff]

how much is like an okay to decent pc at the moment in 2025

[languid hazel]

Yup. Stupid as hell too. It’s like microsoft is intentionally trying to kill its own consoles

[dreamy cliff]

(i dont actually know)

assuming u build it

[astral basin]

Thats my exact thoughts
Microsoft driving its customers away

[analog marsh]

Like the whole point of consoles is that they're cheap, but they're literally not anymore so their niche is basically gone, not to mention they have a lot less games then PC has.

[twin flower]

I guess thats where exclusives come in

[analog marsh]

But most of those end up on PC anyway

[ocean widget]

what the fuck are exclusives nowadays

[twin flower]

Well if you dont mind waiting over a year or so yeah

[languid hazel]

When the series x first launched it was $500. Now the price isnearly $600. Microsoft decided that because scalpers were buying a fuck ton of consoles to resell at a higher price that they’d just try to cut out the scalpers entirely I guess, at the cost of the consumers

[ocean widget]

the only exclusives that actually exist nowadays are the ones microsoft and sony dont bother to make new games for

[twin flower]

Id imagine people waiting for GTA 6 would just lock in tho lmao

Before it comes out to PC

[ocean widget]

and it'll still get scalped

[languid hazel]

YUP

Scalpers will be selling those things for $2k day one

Bleh

[astral basin]

Remember, microsoft is planning to be a service only model when it comes to xbox
So
They $1200 steambox is likely on the end of their hardware roadmap

[analog marsh]

I have waited out every epic exclusive I wanted to play, I can do the same for console games. Like for example I waited for chiv 2 to drop on Steam.

[languid hazel]

I hate unfettered capitalism

[ocean widget]

probably'll just be a shitbox with an xbox logo on or smth

easy way to make a ton of cash

[twin flower]

Real, am the same honestly

I waited like 3 something years before I could play RDR2 on PC

And let me tell ya, worth the wait lmao

[languid hazel]

And then chiv 2 turned out to a buggy mess that the devs abandoned and never fixed

[ocean widget]

i've only actually used epic for remnant 2 crossplay
even the free games on epic arent worth playing

epic is genuinely such a shit system for multiplayer

so many features steam has its lacking

[twin flower]

I did gnab gta 5 on epic when they made it free there lmao

[round mica]

unfathered

[fair bridge]

@little marten had a guy that was coughing into his mic

grossest shit ever

[languid hazel]

Unfathered capitalism?

[ocean widget]

that was back in 2020 jesus christ

[twin flower]

I mean free's free, me and my mates played the shit out of it when it was up for grabs

[ocean widget]

fair

think its 1 or 2 free games every 2 weeks

last i checked it was bendy and the pit

[little marten]

me?

[ocean widget]

so they're alright games but everyone who actually intended on playing them would've bought em on steam by now

[twin flower]

Tbf, most of them are games I'm not interested in, unless I can play it with some people

[analog marsh]

I mean Epic is shit in general compared to Steam.

They have a major skill issue and exclusives won't drive engagement on their storefront, it just does the opposite imo since people will hate them for it.

[ocean widget]

yup

[fair bridge]

some gross hillbilly

[ocean widget]

free games aint bringing people over either

cant wait for fortnite to die ngl

[analog marsh]

nah, I mean I can get free games from steam sometimes, so it's not like they're providing something Steam devs don't already do sometimes.

[little marten]

STFU fortnite Harry Potter collab is gonna be lit 🔥

[ocean widget]

yup

[ocean widget]

given epics level of quality with its crossovers i wouldnt be surprised if they decided a harry potter crossover was a good idea

[analog marsh]

Epic will do a crossover with literally anything at this point.

[ocean widget]

and fuck it up one way or another

[analog marsh]

Like when they had racist darth vader

[twin flower]

Im surprised at how Fortnite reinvents itself every season tho

like god dayum

[ocean widget]

or a tall DRG dwarf

[ocean widget]

does it?

[twin flower]

well maybe back when it was all people talk about lmao

idk the state of the game now

[ocean widget]

its the simpsons map RN pretty sure

doesnt exactly seem like the games reinvented itself any time its been alive though

its added bits and pieces here and there but nothing that makes it actually feel new

[twin flower]

Well fair, I dont particularly play the game enough myself to know for sure, I get more info about fortnite from other people I know

Its 2 different games but a mate of mine mentioned it at least tries to do something different compared to another game he plays just as much time on

[ocean widget]

same here
the thing that actually looks the newest is that one racing game and the lego thing but at that point you might as well just play an actual survival game or a racing game

[twin flower]

True, never did like fortnite

[ocean widget]

it was alright way back when

did become a lot worse if you didnt learn to build those huge ass fucking towers though

season 1 and 2 were good then it just fell off

[twin flower]

I didn view those kind of players that could build fucken fortresses and shoot you at the same time as human ngl

Like jesus christ

How much time have you spent to be even able to do that

[ocean widget]

too much, thats for damn sure

[wraith phoenix]

Thought new class was revealing today?

[twin flower]

nov 11

[wraith phoenix]

O

Nvm

[astral basin]

You a whole week early mate

[twin flower]

Diff guy thought it was yesterday as well kekw

[tired inlet]

been listening to playlists whose names are base64 obfuscated lately. It's a nice thing.

[astral basin]

Battlefield aint what it used to be… breakthrough used to be an actual warzone… what is this infantry focus…

[ocean widget]

an attempt to rake in the cod players before the buyout assumably

[tired inlet]

yet another silly goose who has yet to see the apex of battlefield being Bad Company 2

[tidal gyro]

wow there is arbite thing to make one more amount dodge

[tight summit]

Did the servers just die or something?

[tidal gyro]

this is best thing

[tall grove]

[thick coyote]

I will not rain on your parade
I will not rain on your parade
I will not rain on your parade

[tall grove]

Yeah arbites are great. Are you enjoying the dog too?

[tidal gyro]

yes it many amount bouncy

it cool

[tall grove]

Did you know you can pet it on the mourningstar?

[tidal gyro]

yes it was first thing i ever do :D

[ripe tangle]

good doggie

a dog who rips the throats out of heretics is the best dog

[tall grove]

Mandated edict: mauling!

[tidal gyro]

i think arbite is favourite ever

[tall grove]

I’m so glad they just let us pet the dog instead of us having to use emotes to simulate it

[tidal gyro]

i am sorry i do not understand

[tall grove]

Many games don’t let you pet the dog. I’m glad this game did

[tidal gyro]

yes it is amazing

i name dog domino

it was word i learn today when i think of domino in my language

because dog have black and white spot with coat i like

[little marten]

pizza

[vivid sequoia]

What flavour monster should I get

[sleek harness]

Pineapple

[little marten]

dont drink energy drinks

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Drink uh

Poison

It speeds up the process

[vivid sequoia]

I'm not gonna listen to someone that warships nurgle

[sleek harness]

Silly fool

He doesn't warship Nurgle

He is Nurgle

[uneven ermine]

I don’t know i prefer redbull

Uhhh

[little marten]

d̶͆̈́͌͋o̵̽̐̉̌n̴͒́̎͗t̴̒̊͌̚ ̸̄́̈́̕y̵͋̏͒̌ou s͛̚ȇ̵̐͘̕ě̷̎̃̕ ̴̍̓̀͑i̸͒͗̀͝ts ͛̄̍̈́t̸́̌͘oỏ ̸͊͒̑̈l̴̔͆̅̈́a̷te̎̿ ̷̛̉̌͌á̶̛̍̈́l̶̒̉̑̈r̵eȧ̷̔dy?̷̏̏́̚?̷̈́̈́͂͠?̸̈̊̏͂?̸̎̒̂̐?̴̍̒̈̇?̴͛

[thick coyote]

What are the options?

Doesn't matter
Get dragon tea

Lemon

[little marten]

jsut had a lovely 4 anvil extract

only a dash of banditry involved

[sleek harness]

In ARC Raiders?

4 anvils?

[little marten]

Yes I looted 4 anvils

A pleasant end to the day given some truly awful luck earlier

[sleek harness]

Why 4 anvils

[little marten]

Nothing like diving under those fresh hello kitty bed covers after a hard days work, right?

[sleek harness]

The hell you doing with them

[little marten]

Forming a posse, that’s all they had tbf

Oh and a renegade

Warehouse key for spaceport, it’s actually trash no blue guns I took the blue off the gentleman I had to persuade to leave the area

This was night raid too 💀

[sleek harness]

Aham

You know this talk reminds me of a old friend of mine which kept sending me his art works and projects in my DMs every time he could

I blocked him

[little marten]

You’re more than welcome to block me

[sleek harness]

Nah

[little marten]

The hype will die soon and we can go back to shitposting

[sleek harness]

I prefer this way

No more of you freaks talking about

Well

Freaky things

[little marten]

Equilibrium restored, the fruits only need but a season to ripe. Nectar for your achy soul soon enough.

[vivid sequoia]

I got java monster energy Irish cream

And chili deritos

[sleek harness]

The hell are theses

[twin dirge]

Chat best night ever, satisfactory just dropped on Xbox

[twin dirge]

Cafe latte best flavor

[little marten]

Is that the 3rd person one?

[granite jetty]

hey kid.... wanna try some stimms

[twin dirge]

3d Factorio

[thick coyote]

Never heard of it

[little marten]

Always tempted never brave enough to pull the trigger

[astral basin]

Got a key out of a field depot was doing good that session. Then I got tagged by three hornets. Fucking tasers...

[tidal gyro]

arbite is make me many amount happy

[twin dirge]

I think I've been saved by like 6 different people in solos now

It's kinda crazy how generous lads are starting to get in solos

[little marten]

Where are these heroes in my rounds

I’m being turned into a monster

[astral basin]

Americans

[twin dirge]

Yeah I've low-key yet to experience more than 2 pvp gunfights

And that includes my night raids

People are incredibly laid back in solos

[little marten]

I’d love to complete a night raid on dam without getting gibbed by a rockteer lmao

[astral basin]

Give it a while. People are gonna get big guns and an ache to see a dude go flying

[twin dirge]

Meh, I think I've just been lucky and haven't matched with any squads yet

[astral basin]

Can only shoot bots for so long

[twin dirge]

I feel the day that happens is the day I'll experience mindless slaughter

Keeping in mind the 5 trio games I've played all ended in glorious bloodshed

[little marten]

People starting to see the value of throwables now too, played trios with friends earlier and it’s just corridors of chaos people throwing everything they have at each other

[twin dirge]

Oh yeah

It's fucking great

[little marten]

Got to the point where we was throwing crude explosives

You know the hospital on buried city with the zip line?

[twin dirge]

Watching a group of people throwing shit at a bastion or leaper is fuckin peak

Death by stoning

[astral basin]

Im too busy scrounging in open swamps… need to get back into the hallways…

[little marten]

A trio was chasing me up the stairs so I hopped down a floor to catch the zipline midair

Did it exactly as the guy below ziplinee and we both fell off the roof lmao

[twin dirge]

Btw the harvester is an experience lmfao

[little marten]

Poor guy didn’t have a kettle tho did he 💀

[twin dirge]

Me and 3 randoms all chain revived each other like 4 times from the venting because nobody knew what was going on

I still don't know what I was doing lmfao

[little marten]

What do you do with the harvest tbf

[twin dirge]

Pretty sure you gotta fill the center with the pills and then you gotta loot rlly fast

[little marten]

I tell you what I could do with not hearing the arc probe sound whenever I close my eyes

[twin dirge]

I started getting loot at the end before getting fried for my hubris

[astral basin]

I got spawned right in front of one
Was in the northeast/east corner of the damn, with the dried up lake
Damn wall to the rignt, zone edge to the left…

I scurried my happy ass as far as possible

[twin dirge]

As I was running from the queen I saw someone running to it, asked what's up and bro went "free kit and I found a Wolfpack I wanna see what happens"

[astral basin]

LMAO

[twin dirge]

Watching the queen eat that shit, me tell him it takes like 14, and then the screaming of him getting death beamed a few seconds later was peak

She's so big she's surprisingly easy to sneak around tbh

Was crouch walking under her for like 5 minutes just to be funny

[astral basin]

My moment w a leaper and crowbar lol
“Well brother, dont have any bullets left. Lets see what punching it will do”

[twin dirge]

I've taken to clubbing basically anything smaller than a leaper if I can

[astral basin]

That was when i found out it implodes

[tidal gyro]

why combat axe heavy attack is same damage as light attack

[twin dirge]

I wanna makeshift flamethrow a leaper

[astral basin]

Doesnt caxe heavy do overheads?

Ik taxe does

Is so thats why. Essentially different move set for precision

Also better sweep

Idk tho i was a casual b4 my xbox decided it couldn’t handle the visual load

[astral basin]

A lot of more dedicated players would say
“Ignore the damage values. If you really wanna know what the numbers are, go to the practice range in psykana bc the weapons gonna lie”

[twin dirge]

^

And boy do they lie

[tidal gyro]

i try it and it is not lie

they do almost same amount of damage

very small amount difference

[somber stream]

I stood there, amidst weary knights, our banners tattered, our prayers unheeded. Yet something in the marrow of my soul bade me charge. We rushed forth, Lightning spear glinting like fallen stars, through storms of light and shrieking wind. Her voice - a chorus of a thousand dying engines

[vivid sequoia]

I've been playing playing helldivers all day should I keep playing or switch to darktide?

[hazy kestrel]

Darktide

[twin dirge]

Yes

Switch

Darktide

[tidal gyro]

184 light 197 heavy

[twin dirge]

So out of pure curiosity, does such thing as a power great axe exist? Big ol double bladed power axe?

Cuz sure the single blade is cool and all, but everyone knows the more blades the better for killing heretics

[tidal gyro]

i think this is not make sense for it to exist

power weapon are not use the real blade to cut i think

it is energy around

so it never gets dull

[twin dirge]

Does it need to make sense to be in Warhammer?

[ripe tangle]

is it normal for me to sing to my cat?

[twin dirge]

Yes

[tidal gyro]

and purpose of double sided axe is to swap when one side is dull

[twin dirge]

Continue

[ripe tangle]

No

[twin dirge]

Keep serenading your sweet kitty as the kitty deserves the world

Cats slap

I'm sad mine can't come inside

The dog would turn her into a 2 piece mcnugget

[ripe tangle]

I’m convinced my baby boy likes it when I sing to him

whenever I do his tail shoots up and he runs toward me

[twin dirge]

That's adorable

[shut juniper]

is that wave game mode still a thing?

[hazy kestrel]

I have entire conversations with my dog, it’s perfectly normal.

[ripe tangle]

Same, I talk to my pets all the time

[surreal ermine]

mortis trials? yeah weve got auric mortis now

[ripe tangle]

they always bring me joy

even when my day was shit

[shut juniper]

nice thanks

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that the truth.

[little marten]

What Kanye song is this

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t know why, but my dog always steps on my feet, he’s strange like that.

[little marten]

It’s like holding hands

But without thumbs

[twin dirge]

Exactly

[hazy kestrel]

He does want me to hold his paw sometimes.

[twin dirge]

That's actually adorable

[little marten]

🤗

[twin dirge]

I wish my dog was cooler, he's such a nonchalant guy

[hazy kestrel]

He’s a conniving guy, don’t let the adorable doggo fool you.

[twin dirge]

Mf doesn't do anything

[little marten]

Nonchalant is cool tbf

[twin dirge]

He do tricks tho, I can make him sit and shake

[little marten]

I need a dog 🙁

[hazy kestrel]

If I leave the gate open upstairs, he’ll run up there and just sneak into a room and take a nap.

[twin dirge]

Unless it's raining, bro he's the biggest fucking puss when it comes to loud noises

It's hilarious

[hazy kestrel]

Get a dog

[twin dirge]

He gets stuck behind the toilet sometimes trying to hide

[little marten]

Have to find a dog sitter while they are puppy due to office working

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[hazy kestrel]

Awww, yeah, my dog doesn’t like loud noises much either. Always runs when I open the pots and pans drawer.

[little marten]

I wanna lil wild girl that can sit on my shoulder

Had big dogs before now fancy a small one

[twin dirge]

I want a sugar glider duo

Or a bird or some kind

[little marten]

Birds are based tbf as pets

I’d love a cat too but sometimes I’m allergic

[hazy kestrel]

Parrots are cool. My cousin had a parrot once, it got eaten by a street cat though. Rip to a real one.

[upbeat blaze]

Oi oi waz da new character?

[hazy kestrel]

They got a new one and it was the meanest bird you’ve ever seen.

[astral basin]

I knew a guy. Army vet. Died of lime disease
Had a yorkie that he took absolutely everywhere. Was a crusty old fashioned fart. But that was his baby

[twin dirge]

Fuck that sounds just like my papa

Like to a T

[little marten]

I saw a lady walking a cat at a swamp actually

Cat walking is becoming more and more common tbf

[twin dirge]

My papa was a navy vet that had this crusty ass little Yorkie that hated fucking everyone but him

Awful little demon

He was in like a full body cast for little after breaking something and still wanted to maul everyone

Fuckin vicious little fucker, I miss im

[hazy kestrel]

My dog barks at people he knows/met before, don’t know if it’s because of excitement or that he just forgot.

[upbeat blaze]

[little marten]

Like Yorkshire terrier?

[astral basin]

Sounds like one of my old sprint mart regulars
Ranger Rick
He favored dachshunds tho

[twin dirge]

Yessir

My grandma breeds them

[little marten]

Oh wild

[twin dirge]

They're worth a lot in market ngl, she gets sum like up to 2k a pup

[little marten]

Are they endangered or just high demand?

[twin dirge]

Cuz they're like, little lap dogs and rich people like em

It's like poodles, rich people like them cuz they're small and cute

Not hard to handle

[little marten]

We had old English sheepdogs while I grew up and I think there was a point where there was only like 1k or something recorded so they were on the endangered species list

[little marten]

I want a yorkiepoo tbf lol

[hazy kestrel]

My dog always asks for his “greenie” treats early in the morning.

He walks me over to the closet where the treats are and just stares at me.

[astral basin]

His name was rick. He was a ranger. Loved dissing clinton for declassified desert storm.
Apparently he used to challenge cops all the time while he was in texas for constitutional violations. Fought a court case that made them revisit how they treat traffic stops

[tidal gyro]

which of mark is best for combat axe

[twin dirge]

The one that cleaves real well

[little marten]

Google tier list

[astral basin]

What class
If its zealot… you might get lucky if cole or fyre is online
Otherwise youll have to hope the shitposters dont drown you out

[little marten]

I’d tell you but you’d have to unblock me first 😈

[astral basin]

Hey zealot chat is looking discussive today wow

[somber stream]

I had a dream, we charged the queen at night while it was raining

With nothing but ferros

[little marten]

I’m trying to sleep but whenever I close my eyes I hear the arc probe throbbing

[somber stream]

Might've played the game too much, had nightmare lol. Rough night

xD

Okay no more Arc raiding for the next 3 days

[little marten]

If I could rock you back to sleep while singing yoy a lulllaby I would

I died with a bobcat and bettina earlier

Nightmares are real.

[astral basin]

The sweet sound of breaching crates
Followed by gunfire

[somber stream]

I think i'm done with sleeping for the day, actually got to bed early yesterday

[somber stream]

Devastating

[little marten]

I’ll be catching some red hot Z’s in a short while

9:30am company wide meeting tomorrow

[somber stream]

Please do, it's late

[astral basin]

I stunbled into an unlocked room
Found a bettina that wasnt looted

Ng company meeting?

[little marten]

Standard tbf every week

The problem is I have nothing to say or show despite saying I would for the past 2 weeks

[astral basin]

@twin dirge take my shift? I dont wanna go

[somber stream]

Meeting on a Wednesday? Is this how Brit operate

[twin dirge]

Fuck off I had to fight for today off

[little marten]

I guess it’s midweek

It’s a virtual meeting ofc

[astral basin]

Tbf my work week is friday-thursday

[little marten]

No cams required

[somber stream]

Ah, snore fest

[twin dirge]

Mine is Friday - tuesday most weeks

Sometimes I ask for Tues off so I get 3 days off

[little marten]

I did actually work today for once so I’m not too worried

I even washed up like immediately after dinner

[twin dirge]

Anyone ever said you look like modern jesus?

[somber stream]

I have a whole set of Lunar new year i need to design, did fuck all so far

[astral basin]

Yes

[twin dirge]

Lmfao

It's very true

[little marten]

When is it

Forgive me for not knowing lol

Jan?

[astral basin]

I have been called that b4 my hair was cut
Now its just shaggy

[somber stream]

It's late this year so Feb 17

[little marten]

Oooh enough

I’m sure you’ll do fine

Perks of creative role is 80% of it is doing nothing waiting for a braingasm

[twin dirge]

I just yap to people for 8 hours and get paid

[somber stream]

Need to have designs presented and ready to print by 15th this month, lotsa crunch will be involved

[little marten]

Stellar Montis disagrees

[somber stream]

Fuck

[astral basin]

I get sat and thurs off
Thankfully
CK fucked up how they handle overnight schedule on Thursday
10-6, but your shift gets cut in half between pay periods at midnight

[little marten]

I do not envy American work patterns

[somber stream]

Same honestly

Graveyard shifts would end me in a matter of weeks

[twin dirge]

I love working 16 hours a day to afford basic necessities

[little marten]

Can’t relate 💅

[twin dirge]

Double job it up on a Tuesday afternoon

[astral basin]

I feel like i have heart disease working overnights ngl
I can do one or two shifts every week or two
But… 40 hours…

[twin dirge]

Nah I don't have 2 jobs yet, I haven't found one worth working yet

[little marten]

I wouldn’t mind a night work job tbf

[grave plaza]

Nightshift

[little marten]

My work is super relaxed and has good perks but very unrewarding

[grave plaza]

waiting robbery to happen

[twin dirge]

I only work overnights ngl

Depends on the area

I've never had a robbery at my store

[astral basin]

Wtf the robbers gonna get? A soda and $7 in quarters?

[somber stream]

Do you work out? Please do

[twin dirge]

Exactly

[little marten]

Dont night shift get paid good dollar dollar tho?

[twin dirge]

Yeah

[somber stream]

Humans aren't built to work at night

[twin dirge]

I am

[little marten]

Humans actually have unique sleeping requirements