general-chat

[jaunty path]

So they can vomit on me

[drowsy lynx]

sees a burgle slurp an entire teammate
"I should call her"

[jaunty path]

real

[lost linden]

aynone else gettin lag ingame all a sudden?

[jaunty path]

bouta buy the best game of all time

Wish I could give my cash directly to the dev

she deserves it

[lost linden]

takes like 1 sec for my shots to register on monsters

[drowsy lynx]

I'm not at home but if you have issues with more than one match, try opening a command prompt and typing:

ipconfig /flushdns

that'll reset your dns servers that route your connection and hopefully you'll get a shorter, fresher connection

[crisp yoke]

What I miss?

[jaunty path]

nothin

[crisp yoke]

Alright

How’s everyone doing?

[jaunty path]

Better I think.

I also just bought a game

[crisp yoke]

Witch one?

[jaunty path]

mostly just to display on my profile tbh...

[crisp yoke]

Undertale?

[jaunty path]

[crisp yoke]

Tell me!

[jaunty path]

Too peak to share

[ocean widget]

knowing its missus its probably a nsfw furry game

[delicate vapor]

chocolate milk time

[jaunty path]

Hey now I wouldn't pay money for that shit

I would still obtain it thru other means doh

[ocean widget]

yes you would

[jaunty path]

Okay if I had money I'd buy a particular 99 cent game

but I already downloaded it somewhere else soo

Not a nsfw furry game btw

It's rated M for manly tho

[little marten]

Arrrrooooooo

[drowsy lynx]

or this right?
#zealot-class message

[little marten]

Omg it’s a werewolf

[jaunty path]

Lets fucking shoot it!!!

[little marten]

🐺

[ocean widget]

94 results in the discord channel search so yeah

[pseudo timber]

Skin em and salt em up!

[ocean widget]

it is probably that game

[jaunty path]

THAT GAME IS 200 DOLLARS

[sweet trail]

how does suppression work? does it even like, matter? because in my testing any time I get "suppressed" i'm also getting shot at which stuns me so any anti suppression bonus doesn't really do that much? and hiding in cover just makes it stop completely (ofc) so like

when does suppression proc for the player

[ocean widget]

and?

[jaunty path]

I AM NOT PAYING 200 DOLLARS FOR A SCAT GAME

[ocean widget]

you'd buy it

[sweet trail]

what am i missing

[ocean widget]

idfk
just shoot at the enemies

[blissful kiln]

not m7ch

[drowsy lynx]

cheeks

[blissful kiln]

it matters for a few weapons

and only if you're not Vet, who is immune

[sweet trail]

doesnt suppression only proc on ads weapons anyways? thus; ogryn is also immune in all but name?

[orchid skiff]

stop caring about nerd shit

[blissful kiln]

that's what I mean, it only matters for a few weapons

[orchid skiff]

just shoot

!!

[jaunty path]

You play gacha games

[orchid skiff]

I do not

[blissful kiln]

ilas I know is impacted by suppression

[orchid skiff]

You do

[sweet trail]

ur pfp is wearing glasses NERD

[orchid skiff]

You are subhuman

[orchid skiff]

take that back

[sweet trail]

the nazis in 1933:

[blissful kiln]

gasp

[sweet trail]

okay sorry

[blissful kiln]

Rewdy is literally Hitler

[jaunty path]

^

Brown Hitler.

[sweet trail]

britler

[drowsy lynx]

more like Rudey

[jaunty path]

@ocean widget

[orchid skiff]

You guys are having way too much fun past the allowed amount

[ocean widget]

nah starmers kier fuhrer

[drowsy lynx]

happy halloween potheads

[jaunty path]

speak english

[sweet trail]

happy darktide weiner

[jaunty path]

It's been two years since I played this game

goodness.

Atleast on steam.

Mmm....

[ocean widget]

oh my god its putin simulator

[jaunty path]

Nah

Better.

It's a visual Novel ;3

[ocean widget]

i mean clearly you havent seen it

[jaunty path]

There is literally no game better than what I have right now

hiding this one from the steam family

wait I don't think I do

[orchid skiff]

I love grapes

[ocean widget]

why are you getting back into LoL

[orchid skiff]

I should be fed grapes while I lounge on a chair in the shade

[jaunty path]

I'm grabbing you by the balls and fucking yanking it buddy

[ocean widget]

are you coming to the UK to do that or

[jaunty path]

You'll never guess what game it is

[ocean widget]

yeah its league

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

ITS A FUCKING VISUAL NOVEL

YOU MONKEY.

[ocean widget]

yeah

league

[jaunty path]

??

[ocean widget]

games so fucking boring to watch its literally just a VN

[little marten]

Scat game?

Wait ur getting back into LoL?!

I’m such a trend setter

[orchid skiff]

Feed me grapes

[little marten]

Once you taste of the forbidden fruit 😈

[orchid skiff]

League of legends ?

[little marten]

My grapes

[ocean widget]

nurgle stop trying to get people to suck your balls

get missus to do it given they'll apparently touch em for free

[little marten]

Impossible.

Wow I ate too much candy again and fell asleep

[ocean widget]

i dont think they want a load of nurgle screamsicle

[little marten]

Sugar is actually crazy addictive no wonder there’s so many fatties

[fossil holly]

yes they do

[ocean widget]

awful

[little marten]

Brother it would wash you away.

You are not strong enough. Cease.

[fossil holly]

never

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-you-can't-kill-me-gif-12846824722555688292

[little marten]

For reasons that would be considered tenuous at best in the court of law I’m stopping rn

[fossil holly]

i treat this as succesion

i win

[little marten]

😔

[drowsy lynx]

Guess you gotta wash him away then

[tall grove]

Wash him away in some kinda murky, dark, tide

[little marten]

Not without a birth certificate and 2 forms of photo ID

[astral laurel]

Ew, ration recovery...

What is the fascination these rejects have with gas station sushi

[tall grove]

Far better buff

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Cyberpunk 2077 sequel coming soon™️ to Darktide. Cyberpunk 40000! Reveal soon November 11th!

[little marten]

lol why is taleworlds trying to charge 25 quid for dlc

[fossil holly]

the only safe option lmfao

[tall grove]

“Me money!” -mister krabs

[ocean widget]

what game?

[little marten]

bannerlord

war sails dlc

i dont even like boats

[ocean widget]

oh

not 25 quid

25 USD

so 20 quid

still fucked

[little marten]

ludicrous considering they didnt even finish making the actual game

[ocean widget]

base game is 43 quid so thats half of the base game cost

[little marten]

since discord is woke and banned my message

let me type it again with a craftily placed hyphon to circumvent

i guess ill pucker up and buy it like a good little pay-pig

[sleek finch]

Why are we recovering the rations

[tall grove]

Wokeness mentioned i hate people who look or act different from me what the fuck is reason or logic?!? 🗣️ 🔥

[tall grove]

The buff is way better

[little marten]

while i appreciate the nuance and toomfoolery of this message, do undestand whether ironic or not you're defending pay-pigs

[ocean widget]

buffs better
giving people food
tin recovery

[tall grove]

Ain’t readin allat

[sleek finch]

What buffs we gettin

[tall grove]

#general-chat message

[drowsy lynx]

Calories from corpse starch and a little holiday magic from papa nurgle

[ocean widget]

check pins

[sleek finch]

Thank yall

[jaunty path]

Okay Visual novel does not equal boring

Vn is a perfectly valid story format

Can people here start bullying me

[fossil holly]

why do people choose to sit in corner????

like

you are completely screwing yourself

so they all sit in a corner

for no reason

getting shoved between a wall and multiple crushers

[orchid skiff]

i am safe in my little pocket of the world

[fossil holly]

with no room to dodge anything

[orchid skiff]

lalala

[fossil holly]

so i have to think

is it safer to sit in a corner with the team

or do smth actually smart

without the team

or reviving when their the last guy alive and its to dangerous to revive

[little marten]

cleave tunnels i guess

[fossil holly]

so they die trying to revive and we fail the mission

[little marten]

sometimes fire

[fossil holly]

i get those reasons but i was doing a interragator mission thing

in a big room

NO REASON TO SIT IN A CORNER

[orchid skiff]

back to the wall is how you fight like a man

[fossil holly]

but you can fight like a man and

not die

[orchid skiff]

memento mori

[fossil holly]

but i can understand being shoved into corners tho

like

they shoved themselves into the corner tho

[fast cosmos]

Shut up moron

[fossil holly]

you uhhh

you stink

stinky

stinky mc stink stink

[jaunty path]

I showered today

[fossil holly]

oh you think your real cool for showering huh

well its not

nerd

[blissful kiln]

you guys ever had this situation when a foreigner asks you directions and you can't help and feel bad afterwards?

[fossil holly]

give me your lunch money now clean person

[astral laurel]

far worse downside

[tall grove]

Not really, no. Captain fights are cancer

[astral laurel]

From experience, not really lmao.

I'd rather face one captain than a horde of mutants

[blissful kiln]

one captain is just click click click click the shield

[tall grove]

Other way around for me

[fast cosmos]

paid today

0 dollars in bank today

really considering gun therapy atp

im tired lads

[fossil holly]

use the gun to rob a store

to buy more guns

to rob more stores

feed your addiction

[tall grove]

Dude

I don’t think that’s what he means

[fossil holly]

ohhh

wait

oops

im sorry

i hope you get better

i read wrong

[fast cosmos]

it's cool

[orchid skiff]

he's got a point

[fossil holly]

i thought you did what i do

i get my check

[orchid skiff]

if you have a gun you have options

[fossil holly]

and buy smth stupid

then wonder why you have no money

but your problem is different

[fast cosmos]

i get my check and immediately spend it on bills

[fossil holly]

i pay my bills like a week or two late

most of the time

[little marten]

always keep them guessing

[fossil holly]

like heatingput on more blankets for the week

[fast cosmos]

must be nice to be able to afford late fees

[blissful kiln]

are late fees that bad where you live?

[fossil holly]

i just pay those at the end of the month

late fees are super lax where i live

so i have like 20 bucks at the end of the week

at most

at the least ive got like 3

[little marten]

Spend it on sweets

[blissful kiln]

give it to me

[fossil holly]

normally i spend it on a phat soda

[fossil holly]

its mine tho

[blissful kiln]

but do you really need it?

[fossil holly]

yes

my 3 dollars likes me more than you

[little marten]

20 dolllars just so happens to by my monthly OF cost

[fossil holly]

MYTHICAL PULL

MYTHICAL

THERE WAS A 10TH OF A BAG OF SEMI SWEET CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN THE BACK OF MY CAVNATES

oh

they expired yesterday

oh well

can’t stop me now

[fast cosmos]

cavnates

wtf is a cavnate

[blissful kiln]

in some parts of the world it's still yesterday

so they're not technically expired

go for it

[fast cosmos]

expiration doesn't mean not good for eating necessarily

just best by date

[fossil holly]

cabinet*

[round mica]

any upcoming upDates felLas?

[fossil holly]

no dates on the up

women dont talk to me

[crisp yoke]

Then talk to dogs

Dogs don’t judge you.

[fossil holly]

well i cant date a dog

thats just weird

[crisp yoke]

It’s why they man’s best friend

[crisp yoke]

Still have friend

Why get a gf

When u can get a army of dogs

[astral laurel]

could date a trans puppygirl, that's like a dog.

[crisp yoke]

AND TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA!

[fossil holly]

i dont know any of those

[crisp yoke]

Fuck love life

Get a dog

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/heinz-doofenshmirtz-mhh-gif-26873874

[crisp yoke]

Or a cat

[fossil holly]

i have a dog

[crisp yoke]

The better than humans anyways

[crisp yoke]

I demanded photos!

I demand them immediately

Let me see the good boy!

Or girl

[orchid skiff]

dmed you a pic of me

[fossil holly]

alright sned me a dm and ill get a picture

[crisp yoke]

Your not a dog’

Your just some human

[orchid skiff]

@fair bridge said otherwise

[crisp yoke]

Infinitely worse than a dog

[blissful kiln]

dooooooooooooooog

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-strangle-choke-the-simpsons-gif-10314569

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/flavio-falvio-gif-26234261

[jaunty path]

I love coffin game

Why did it improve my mood

[orchid skiff]

ashley

[crisp yoke]

Ew

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/hikari-kongu-confused-blush-blushing-gif-15035840169542347398

[orchid skiff]

those related gifs, lmao

#zealot-class message

[fossil holly]

BROOO

THERES A DIFFERENT ONE I WAS LOOKING FOR

BUT I COULDNT FIND IT

ITS THE SAME PERSON

SAME CONFUSION

BUT IDK WHERE IT IS

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/fr/view/blue-archive-hikari-prpr-gif-17155004369301921849

[little marten]

ban incest games

[fossil holly]

not what i was looking for but ill take it

[fossil holly]

gross

[orchid skiff]

oni chan you're such a baka

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/shikimori-shikimoris-not-just-a-cutie-kawaii-dake-ja-nai-shikimorisan-pouting-pout-gif-26070396

[fossil holly]

this is definatly the face they were making while they typed this

[orchid skiff]

complete with pink hair

[fossil holly]

hell yeah dude

me tto

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/chika-fujiwara-love-is-war-mx-meomeo-gif-25443335

i have so mayn stickers i would like to use

but i have no nitro

[fossil holly]

SUCH A GOOD SHOW

i need to watch it again

[tall grove]

I have yet to watch a single episode

[fossil holly]

you should

its a good show

[tall grove]

Nah, too busy playing sloptide

[orchid skiff]

they keep sending out stuff to announce "anime season 2 in the works" and there's literally nothing new every time
the comments are always "yep that's frieren"

it kills me

[fossil holly]

thats fair

[orchid skiff]

just frieren on a lil background

[vocal hawk]

9/11 was bad

[fossil holly]

yep, ive been angered for a while

excited

but angry

[fossil holly]

i agree

[orchid skiff]

it was bars

[tall grove]

I disagree

[vocal hawk]

why

[fossil holly]

uh oh

its getting politicol

[tall grove]

I’m a contrarian

[fossil holly]

GET COVER

GET IN YOUR BUNKERS

[vocal hawk]

im an anti contrarian

[orchid skiff]

feels like the dog is asking why

funny as shit

[fossil holly]

THE CONTROVERSY NUKE IS INCOMING

[vocal hawk]

do you want real controversy

I have like little flash cards I use

[tall grove]

My arch nemesis

[jaunty path]

Starts farting

[vocal hawk]

differingly hot conspiracies and events

[fossil holly]

no...

i dont know about the world

i live under a rock

[vocal hawk]

starts slapping my gassy belly and farting

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-doro-dorothy-pipe-bomb-gif-4643514375044855612

[jaunty path]

I'm spiritually ley

Mmm..

[orchid skiff]

tf is a doro

[fossil holly]

me

[jaunty path]

This is how we know u 30

[orchid skiff]

fuck you

[jaunty path]

Lmao

[fossil holly]

dang are you gonna take that missus

me personally

id fight them

[jaunty path]

Probably say something inappropriate but I shouldn't do that!

So instead I will say.

Mmm....sets a forest on fire

I need to make coffin game my discord theme

I have to

Just need a good pic..

[vocal hawk]

they fuckin made a cover of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

you don’t fuckin do that it’s perfect as is

[fossil holly]

your gonna get smokey the bear on you

hes gonna get ya

[astral laurel]

There's a Lenny Kravitz cover of the The Guess Who song "American Woman" that fails to channel ANY of the spirit of the original and I HATE hearing it.

[jaunty path]

I threw gasoline on smokey

[crisp yoke]

Morple

[vocal hawk]

modern pop effect

[fossil holly]

your gonna get the wildlife conservation on ya

then you go to prison

then

shanked in the showers

[crisp yoke]

Happy Halloween guys

[jaunty path]

I'm a girl so I'll be in the girls side of the prison. Which means I'll be shanked by a girl.

[fossil holly]

merry halloween

[astral laurel]

For real. Like I don't think a song that criticizes the US from the point of view of a non-American should be sung by, you know, an American

[jaunty path]

So I win in the end ultimately.

[fossil holly]

girl? dont role play here

girls arent real

[vocal hawk]

US music after 9/11 went downhill

[fossil holly]

girls are figments of me and your imagination

[vocal hawk]

country for example

[jaunty path]

By an american because cia or "hypocrisy"?

Because I will proudly hate my piece of shit country.

[astral laurel]

more the latter but not quite hypocrisy.

The thing is that the song "American Woman" is specifically from the POV of someone who is NOT American, so an American singing it kind of messes with that

[blissful kiln]

if it wasn't an american singing it, it would be hateful

[astral laurel]

It's cool to hate America

Also morally just.

[fossil holly]

hate is cool

hate everything

inclduing yourself

[vocal hawk]

no

[blissful kiln]

do you hate dn?

[fossil holly]

yes

hate it all

[astral laurel]

Do you hate puppies

[blissful kiln]

😭

[fossil holly]

yep

[crisp yoke]

Nah your probably be shanked by a toilet lobster

[astral laurel]

God you're an edgy one

[fossil holly]

hate the edge

[astral laurel]

Shadow the Hedgehog.

[fossil holly]

i listen to 3 days grace and wear all black clothing while threataning to kill myself

am i special yet

(thing is i do this already)

[orchid skiff]

i don't want edge i want to be comfy and protected

[astral laurel]

oh you're special.

[vocal hawk]

suicide = funny

[jaunty path]

I presume this is an individual negatively affected by the actions of America as a country?

[vocal hawk]

incredible sense of humor mate

[jaunty path]

What sense of humor?

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/incredible-gassy-mr-incredible-gif-1140232253353130995

THIS GIF IS SFW MODS

[sleek harness]

Kill him

[jaunty path]

Her!

[sleek harness]

Thy

Kill thy

[jaunty path]

If you do kill me, make it slow pls

[sleek harness]

Do not kill thy

[fossil holly]

oh my peak

[sleek harness]

Thy is edgy

[fossil holly]

i might ahve to download that

[jaunty path]

[little marten]

Incomparably slow as one must think your death is natural atrophy

[jaunty path]

I'm a normal person

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/dennis-prager-i-want-mommy-i-want-milk-i-want-to-be-held-i-want-to-be-comforted-gif-23575839

[wanton spindle]

Sure buddy

[little marten]

I’m here

[fossil holly]

hell yeah me too

[orchid skiff]

Finally

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-stealing-kidnapping-prageru-prager-gif-21794738

[fossil holly]

what was the context to make this??

[little marten]

War

[fossil holly]

war

war never changes

que my deathclaw midget standing in the mirror

[tall grove]

Prageru is owned and ran by right wing shitheads, so they’re probably complaining that they can’t kidnap children

[wanton spindle]

BRO I LOST MY MONEY FIR FOOD AND I CANT EAT TILL 11 NOW!!!!! 😭😭😭

IM COOKED

[fossil holly]

you had money?

can i have the money that was stolen if i find it?

[orchid skiff]

In my country we say mange ta main et garde l'autre pour demain

I think it is wise

[little marten]

Oh tilt your heads upwards towards those forsaken fractured heavens. A sky that bleeds, a rent torn asunder by gaze so foul. Would you walk as they once walked, barefoot on burning ashen fields. Blistered and sore would you stand where they stood, and welcome the deluge with clearest of heart?

[wanton spindle]

It was in my back pocket and I was checking it the whole day to make sure it was still there idk how it managed to fall out

[fossil holly]

I HATE THE SPECTRE

MAD ANNOYING

[tall grove]

Who ordered a yappuccino? 😭 🙏

[orchid skiff]

too long didn't read

short version?

[little marten]

Is it gay to kiss boys?

[fossil holly]

no

i do it all the time

and im not gay

[tall grove]

Nah gng don’t worry

[orchid skiff]

i think it matters whether the eyes are opened or closed

[fossil holly]

wide open

[little marten]

Interesting theory perhaps we need dive into it further

[wanton spindle]

Depends who it is

[fossil holly]

staring into a soul

[fossil holly]

you and rewdy should present to the class

i need a demonstration

[little marten]

We’ll need to do homework first

[blissful kiln]

why would you eat your hand

are the french that poor?

[tall grove]

Yes

They’re also just cannibals

[wanton spindle]

I know a cannibal

[fossil holly]

wait so whats the hate with french people

i dont get the jokes

[orchid skiff]

they hate us cuz they aint us

[fossil holly]

i think their funny

[orchid skiff]

it's as shrimple as that

[fossil holly]

i just dont get them

[tall grove]

They’re annoying and their language is stupid

[fossil holly]

https://tenor.com/view/walmart-shrimp-fallout-feral-ghoul-ghoul-gif-98207774300563146

[little marten]

dont bite the hand that feeds you

[fossil holly]

oh heavens

[blissful kiln]

non

[golden parrot]

How do I complete all three threatres in mortis trials

[little marten]

trebian

[golden parrot]

I can’t seem to get the theatre of castigation

[tall grove]

Keep running them

You’ll get it eventually

[golden parrot]

Do they change after completion

[crisp yoke]

Hoot

Hoot

🦉

[tall grove]

Yes, i believe

[fossil holly]

Arbi: You dont talk much, I like that
Ogryn: What? I was staring at this wall
Arbi: Better for your scrutiny
Ogryn:... I like walls

orgryn interactions are funny

[tall grove]

https://tenor.com/view/black-beard-peak-writing-black-beard-marshal-d-teach-peak-writing-barba-negra-gif-5446515270440960312

Peak

[orchid skiff]

#zealot-class message I'm popular

[fossil holly]

im popular in my house

[tall grove]

Alt account for sure

[fossil holly]

(i live by myself)

[orchid skiff]

let me live with you

if it doesn't work out with evelyn

[fossil holly]

idk who evelyn is but come over any time pal

(i havent had real social contact in weeks)

[orchid skiff]

change your profile picture to smth better it helps

[fossil holly]

but why

[tall grove]

If you invite Rewdy over the contact is gonna be more than just social lmao

[orchid skiff]

spoilers

[fossil holly]

Rewdy, you dont know how old i am

i could be 12

[orchid skiff]

delete this

[tall grove]

You said you live on your own

[orchid skiff]

you can be banned

[fossil holly]

THEY WONT

[orchid skiff]

...

[fossil holly]

they might

[lucid yoke]

they will

[orchid skiff]

they definitely will

[lucid yoke]

they absolutely will

[tall grove]

I will

[lucid yoke]

they've already seen it.

[full scarab]

is palpatine (lightning psyker) still shit?

[orchid skiff]

never put a discord message with a number lower than 14

[tall grove]

Well it’s a support spec

[full scarab]

is it better or worse than fire spam with bubble shield

[lucid yoke]

it feels and sounds like shit imo but it... its not bad

[tall grove]

At what? They’re meant for different things

[lucid yoke]

fire spam will always be strong

vent is stronger than shield but

[full scarab]

overall

[lucid yoke]

shield is still strong

[tall grove]

Not narrowing it down much, but I’d say worse

[full scarab]

i forgot the word

awkay

[lucid yoke]

you will do be doing a lot more damage with any inferno build

[full scarab]

My pc crashed when I started building my inferno psyker

I think that's a sign

[orchid skiff]

[blissful kiln]

i🫃 n🫃 f🫃 e🫃 r🫃 n🫃 o

[rocky radish]

It's great. Your little brother or sister can use that build to feel like they're contributing while you do the actual killing

[astral laurel]

I don't remember if Burt Cummings (the lyricist and singer) was personally affected

[tidal gyro]

Is better for using recon lasgun or bolt pistol with combat knife

[dreamy shuttle]

Anyone want's some epic history trivia I just learned?

[tall grove]

It depends Wich you prefer, really

[tidal gyro]

I like recon lasgun but is do less damage for armour thing i think

[tall grove]

Is this on veteran?

[tidal gyro]

Yes i love veteran

[tall grove]

Then you can use krak grenades against heavy armoured targets

[tidal gyro]

I always am forget grenade using

[tall grove]

Everyone forgets things from time to time

Don’t worry about it

[tidal gyro]

Thank you

[rocky radish]

Grenades are my favourite thing about veteran. You can basically spam them

[tidal gyro]

Meaning many amount?

How

[tall grove]

Woe, double krak grenade (for the price of one) be upon ye

[tall grove]

Yes, and there’s a talent that lets you regenerate a grenade every 60 seconds

[tidal gyro]

That is good I will try thank you

[tall grove]

Yeah, veterans are great with grenades. Have fun!

[tidal gyro]

Thank you I am excited

[tall grove]

Glad to hear it

[tidal gyro]

🦒

[crisp yoke]

Morple

[round horizon]

why my havoc assingment rank is showing 6 when I already cleared a 29 rank mission? Why can't I go throw a auric maelstrom and get 16 already:

[jaunty path]

Update reset havoc levels for everyone + you only go up a few levels when you play a havoc a little beyond your level

God I hope they remove havoc level demotions

Because it isn't fair most of the time lmfao

Havoc is literally made to break the game

Oh yeah especially with rot armor

That shit is so broken

Also imo havoc should let you choose what modifers you want to play. Unlocking them by playing them a certain amount of times would be cool

[round horizon]

I played a long time ago throw 30 or something

but stopped playing havoc + decided to do the story mode when the new version was released

and for some reason this reseted everything for me and I am back to 1

even though I played auric maelstrom, I can't get havoc 16

[winter tulip]

400 power curio with 3 stamina is a visual bug right

[jaunty path]

Yes it is unfortunately

Needs to be atleast 420 iirc

Please fatshark fix game

[tall grove]

lol

Lmao, even

[winter tulip]

im pretty sure its 410..?

[jaunty path]

420 to be safe and you can double check by comparing it to one below that

In meatgrinder.

[winter tulip]

yeah im doing this right now

7 and a half to 10 and a half with my 410 power curio

okay, its indeed 410

[jaunty path]

Phew

[indigo roost]

https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/1053823148048527440

[weary drum]

The goat

[jaunty path]

I'd let her

[orchid skiff]

yeah I bet you like little girls

[weary drum]

She over a century old or 3 centuries idk xD

[fossil holly]

So I went to my folks place for Halloween and my dad is bald right, he said “alright now get out of my hair” THE JOKE WAS THERE AND I SOLD IT BY SAYING “I don’t have any hair for you to get out of”

I SOLD THE BAG

[orchid skiff]

she's a child look at her hairstyle

[fossil holly]

I GAVE IT AWAY

I GOT SO CLOSE TO THE FINISH LINE AND TRIPPED

[orchid skiff]

you said you had no social contacts you fucking lied to me

[fossil holly]

i have a mother and father

[orchid skiff]

men are all the same, lying to get you in bed

[weary drum]

Bruh im lying to go to my own bed alone xD

[fossil holly]

arent you trying to get me in bed

[arctic escarp]

youre a man!!!

internalized misandry!!!

[weary drum]

So are you D:

[orchid skiff]

explain this

[arctic escarp]

honey I can send feminine ahh stickers too

[fossil holly]

arent you the one trying to get into MY apartment

how am I the bad one

[orchid skiff]

I've no idea what you mean you must be misremembering

[weary drum]

We have now entered "Darktide After Dark"

👀

[fossil holly]

this

explain this

[little marten]

ahh

[orchid skiff]

I don't know what this is either

How peculiar !

Let us investigate and find out together

[fossil holly]

i have all the proof of you trying to wife me up

[arctic escarp]

all rewdys are all the same in every universe 😭

they all broke my heart

[weary drum]

What if this is all some elaborate catfish xD

[orchid skiff]

I'm just trying to lead him to a better pfp

[fossil holly]

let me rephrase what i was trying to say before so i dont get banned

you dont know what age i am, i could be 18

what i said before but, i wont get banned this time

[orchid skiff]

18 is legal innit

[fossil holly]

si senor

[orchid skiff]

I don't remember what you said before it appears to be deleted

[wicked pike]

Hey, rejects

[weary drum]

Welcome to Darktide After Dark 😉

[wicked pike]

It's ok, I brought a flashlight.

[fossil holly]

and now im going to delete this

so i can

yknow

not get banned

[weary drum]

A man well prepared ladies this ones a keeper xD

[rocky radish]

I do not like what I'm reading

[weary drum]

I dont think anyone does but im just rolling with it xD

[twin flower]

Are we guessing screams age, whats happening

[wicked pike]

Just doing my job. I am but a humble guardsman.

[fossil holly]

no

rewdy was hitting on me

[orchid skiff]

You like playing with fire

[fossil holly]

sorta

and

then i said all that

[weary drum]

Theres a love triangle going on

[fossil holly]

then i was told i was gonna get banned, probalby

[wicked pike]

Not seeing a lot of love here.

[fossil holly]

so i deleted it

[wicked pike]

Mostly spite.

[fossil holly]

its one sided

hes hitting on me

[rocky radish]

So much heresy

[twin flower]

d'aww, i missed it

[fossil holly]

i do not reciprocate

[wicked pike]

A spite triangle, if you will.

[arctic escarp]

simply DNI with minors ez

[weary drum]

xD

[orchid skiff]

The symptom is overexplaining, the diagnosis is autism

[twin flower]

do it again

[arctic escarp]

I dont trust none of yall until I had extensive rapports

[wicked pike]

Even then I would caution against it.

[rocky radish]

Oh hey, we ADHDers do that too. I think it stems from the fact that...

[arctic escarp]

AuDHD 💅

[fossil holly]

stop trying to move in with me

im not going to have sex with you

hes gonna get banned now

trust

[arctic escarp]

wow

[weary drum]

I just insert myself where im not wanted then laugh 😄 because what is life without whimsy :3

[arctic escarp]

tf did I miss lol

[rocky radish]

When the powers combine...

[wicked pike]

I'm lost too

[fossil holly]

ill ping it rq

[weary drum]

A one sided love triangle xD

[fossil holly]

start from here

[weary drum]

Apparently with someone who may or may not be 18 or older idk xD

[twin flower]

Who's the other one if its a love triangle

[wicked pike]

I see only two angles

[rocky radish]

Would AuDHD be classed as 2e (twice exceptional)?

[fossil holly]

i wasnt the one who said it was a triangle

idk who the third one is

[twin flower]

Gasp, a secret admirer

[orchid crypt]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BUBS 💕

[twin flower]

or a stalker in the shadows

[wicked pike]

Then we have to assume this is a love line, which is far less interesting.

And apparently only going one way

[fossil holly]

yes but its on a box plot

one circle is open

and im the closed one

[weary drum]

Thats what they want you to think D:

[fossil holly]

i am not going to let him touch my privates

[wicked pike]

I never finished Geography.

[fossil holly]

i need more convincing

[twin flower]

unless..?

[arctic escarp]

tbh Rewdy gets flirty with me too (its a gay back and forth and I dont really give a shit about it being something thats real or not) but he shouldve stopped at the slightest hint someones a minor

[twin flower]

lmao

[arctic escarp]

or alluding to the fact someone could be minor

[weary drum]

Its really a love pentagon but only 1 person is admitting it while the others feign ignorance xD

[fossil holly]

lmao i might be a minor

i might not be

[weary drum]

Its truely a tear jerker xD

[fossil holly]

i say that so no one hits on me lmao

[twin flower]

hmmm

[arctic escarp]

its perfectly ok to not be comfortable with flirts and telling him to stop

[twin flower]

does it work tho?

[wicked pike]

White shield detected.

[fossil holly]

lmao im perfectly comfortable

my friends do it all the time

[arctic escarp]

soooo

[fossil holly]

idk with age, its one of those things where its like

[arctic escarp]

im confused

[twin flower]

[fossil holly]

think im a minor

i dont care

[arctic escarp]

are you comfortable with

ok

[weary drum]

Do people still flirt nowadays xD

[arctic escarp]

how old are you

[weary drum]

I feel like everyone is upset when anyone does it or thats the story online xD

[fossil holly]

somewhere in my 20s

maybe im 30

[wicked pike]

I'm pretty sure flirting is illegal.

[fossil holly]

maybe im 64

idk man

[arctic escarp]

sooo...

[fossil holly]

i know i live by myself and my dogh

[arctic escarp]

youre perfectly ok with flirted on. But you allude to that you might be a minor

[fossil holly]

and i know i went to my mom and dads house for halloween

[orchid skiff]

What the fuck am I reading this is truly autism chat

[twin flower]

the schrodinger's cat but its screamsicles age

[fossil holly]

thats about it

[twin flower]

he's both old and young at the same time

[arctic escarp]

WHY TF lead people on then

[fossil holly]

i just might be

[arctic escarp]

THEN WHY TF LEAD PEOPLE ON THEN??

[fossil holly]

i am truly a paradox

[little marten]

yooo

we got a minor baiting in here or what

[arctic escarp]

dude

istg

[twin flower]

Should I..? or Should i not

Tis the question

[fossil holly]

wait is he actually flirting with me

oops

i didnt know

my bad

[arctic escarp]

right

[fossil holly]

I SWEAR

[weary drum]

The last time I tried to talk to someone a random person screamed at me for not interacting with them so idk what to do xD

[fossil holly]

I DO THE SAME THING TO MY FRIENDS LMAO

[wicked pike]

So are we at a square now or is it back to a triangle?

[weary drum]

Its an Octagon now

[fossil holly]

i think its still a line

[weary drum]

8 sided

[fossil holly]

idk

[twin flower]

nah, didnt you hear? its an open circle

[tired thicket]

Why is gen talking about flirting

[wicked pike]

That's a line

[tired thicket]

What the scallop

[orchid skiff]

I think we should all be like this to patch things up #zealot-class message

[weary drum]

Dont circles close when coming together D:

[twin flower]

his words not mine

[fossil holly]

i think im leading rewdy on, on accident

[weary drum]

Rewdy I 100% agree

xD

[vocal hawk]

the horus situation is crazy

[wicked pike]

From what I can gather, one person flirted, one person was flirted with and someone present may or may not be a white shield.

[tired thicket]

Hai Davi

[weary drum]

FYRE!!!!!!! :DDD

[tired thicket]

[twin flower]

Maccc

[fossil holly]

everyone in #veteran-class #zealot-class #psyker-class #ogryn-class #arbites-class should all speak like their clkass would

[twin flower]

No? okay

[weary drum]

[wicked pike]

Way ahead of you

[arctic escarp]

its one of those times

[tall grove]

Peak suggestion

[twin flower]

Ya bloody karkers betters stop it before I call the commisar

[fossil holly]

ikr

[fossil holly]

i let people belive what they think i am lmao

[vocal hawk]

fuck shohei ohtani

[little marten]

very disappointing if ture

true* oops

[arctic escarp]

one of those times people thinks theyre funny sometimes

[vocal hawk]

also how do you lead people on in discord

it’s messages dude

[wicked pike]

By pretending to be a minor, keep up.

[weary drum]

Hmmmm interesting I see you're a bowl of cereal from your pfp and Im interested to know what sort of milk you put over the top o.O

[vocal hawk]

ah

[twin flower]

Beat me to it

[vocal hawk]

I have an alt account where I pretend to be a minor so I can get money from pedophiles

[twin flower]

egh, goon money

are you proud of yourself

[humble hazel]

am I the only one USA East that is having issues with the Darktide servers? everything is on ice skates, I'm seeing 3013 errors half the time I try to enter the hub, disconnecting multiple times mid game. the servers have never been fantastic, but I haven't had this many issues since launch month

[vocal hawk]

it’s moral

[wicked pike]

My only objection is that you aren't also doxing them

[twin flower]

so is that a yes?

[vocal hawk]

I can’t dox them so trying to leech money off of them is the closest I can do

[wicked pike]

Do better

[vocal hawk]

I have no shame

[tall grove]

*doxxing

[weary drum]

Isnt that what Roblox just got sued over in reverse xD dang wierdos man the lot of em XD

[wicked pike]

If you insist.

[twin flower]

Wild

[vocal hawk]

no they got sued cus they banned pedophile catchers

[weary drum]

That's what I was trying to refer to it as xD

[vocal hawk]

it’s the least that should happen to them

[wicked pike]

Yeah, Roblox was losing all of their player base, they had to do something

[twin flower]

Honestly havent played roblox lmao

[wicked pike]

Probably for the best

[weary drum]

I played it once because a buddy of mine kept saying how much fun "The Doors" game on roblox was

[tall grove]

A non-pedophile? On discord? Mods, ban him please

[vocal hawk]

I advocate for public curb-stomping

[tired thicket]

I eat bugs

[tall grove]

I advocate for slave labour

[tired thicket]

And various other critters

[wicked pike]

Hey now, let's try to be a little considerate for the janitors.

[tall grove]

No need to waste perfectly good labour

[vocal hawk]

that’s called the US prison system

[wicked pike]

Lynching works perfectly fine

[twin flower]

whats your favourite

[tired thicket]

Isopods

[tall grove]

But wastes free labourers

[vocal hawk]

hangings

[weary drum]

Cant do the time... Dont do the crime :3

[vocal hawk]

so much for rehabilitation lol

[little marten]

giraffe

[wicked pike]

Mostly free. They do still earn a wage in prison.

[vocal hawk]

harsher punishments don’t stop crimes

(war on drugs)

[tall grove]

Prison? No im advocating to fully turn predators into slaves

[weary drum]

You're absolutley correct we should bring back public beheading 😄 really slash the problem at its core xD

[little marten]

hang them

[wicked pike]

Slavery is wrong.

[tall grove]

Only if it’s done to people

[twin flower]

by their nuts

[wicked pike]

Unless you go to prison, apparently.

[little marten]

sure

[vocal hawk]

certain people

[weary drum]

Hmmm if we bring back the "eye for an eye" rule we could just give severe punishment for crime in likeness :3

[vocal hawk]

we really need the

[twin flower]

reminds me of that movie where the victims family get to choose the punishment

[wicked pike]

Still, I'd be happier if they just got strung up instead.

Apache widow punishments

[twin flower]

whats taht

[tall grove]

That’s wasting free labour. Don’t let hatred cloud pragmatism

[vocal hawk]

widow tortures then kills the person

[wicked pike]

Basically exactly what you just said.

[vocal hawk]

kind of based

apachepilled, even

[twin flower]

Hmm, you learn something everyday

[little marten]

Make them eat lots of onions

[weary drum]

Lol you know what would be hilarious to me if it actually happened! Mass online revocation I.E. your entire online presence is just gone forever because of a controversial post you chose to make that someone didnt agree with!

[wicked pike]

It's not hatred. Slave labor gives a profit incentive to imprison people which can lead to conflicts of interest. I'd rather make the punishment not something that, itself can be exploited and keep it from becoming corrupted.

[vocal hawk]

yeah we should do that :3

[little marten]

Make them toil in the gravy mines

[tall grove]

Death penalty can also be easily exploited

[weary drum]

No more tiktok, instagram nothing because of a random thing you just wanted to say because you couldnt control yourself xD

[misty trench]

please tell me I'm not watching people seriously argue about slavery and the death penalty

[vocal hawk]

pedophiles deserve it no?

[tall grove]

For pedophiles specifically

[little marten]

Halloween general edition

[vocal hawk]

if not worse??

[wicked pike]

Semi-serious

[twin flower]

It started from flirting to this

[vocal hawk]

not even death penalty just on the spot ya know

[twin flower]

Welcome to the party

[little marten]

This is one of those topics you sneakily discuss then stfu when a mod shows up lmao

[wicked pike]

Actually I'm not even sure how we got here

[little marten]

Be fortunate it’s a based one

[tall grove]

That’s pussy shit

[twin flower]

lmaao

[little marten]

There’s other hills to die on

[misty trench]

ok let me rephrase

Please tell me I'm not watching this happen

[twin flower]

Do be wild but I've heard worse conversations shift to more horrid ones

[arctic escarp]

Incan working overtime today man 😭

[tall grove]

You’re not watching this happen

[misty trench]

ok good

[little marten]

Ghouls and goblins

[twin flower]

ghoublin

[vocal hawk]

nothing ever happens

move along moderator

[little marten]

😈

[tall grove]

Goonblins

[weary drum]

Darktide After Dark everyone xD

[twin flower]

gobblin's

if you know you know

[weary drum]

Thank you for coming out xD

[arctic escarp]

I mean

[wicked pike]

You guys should have brought more flashlights.

[vocal hawk]

woker: why so queerious?

[blazing ibex]

This chat is cooked.

[tall grove]

Good, nobody wants it raw

[little marten]

Everyone eating too much candy

[weary drum]

This is a very tame chat idk what you're talking about xD

[twin flower]

Haloweens more like a western thing, we hardly celebrate it here

[arctic escarp]

this is in fact not a tame chat

[wicked pike]

Does the Imperium celebrate Halloween?

[little marten]

A plague of skeletons upon thee

Thousands.

[weary drum]

Hardly from the worst tho :3

[arctic escarp]

yea the worst get the banhammer

[tall grove]

No need, people are dying all the time, everywhere

[arctic escarp]

incan working overtime today

[wicked pike]

Their version would probably be closer to All Hallow's Eve

[vocal hawk]

who dat

[little marten]

Has chat been bad I’ve been relatively inattentive?

[tall grove]

Joe

[twin flower]

Mama?

[arctic escarp]

aquilathehun

I just call him Incan

because we cool like that

you wouldnt understand

[vocal hawk]

aquilathehun wgat it is

[wicked pike]

Correct.

[twin flower]

Aquila'd my Hun

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer-40k-40k-darktide-ghost-gif-11992228195722947980

[twin flower]

Was it something I said

[wicked pike]

Wait, who will steer the conversation now?

[tall grove]

Me

[wicked pike]

ANybody else?

[tall grove]

I love when mommy hadron demeans me even as i fight for my life 🤤

[weary drum]

xD

[twin flower]

wlp.. back to reading for now i guess

[tall grove]

Reading? Neeeeeeerd!

[twin flower]

Silence Clanker Lover

go make love to a toaster or something

[civic otter]

clankers, truly vile

[wicked pike]

I can't read

[lucid crater]

Tier 1 pfp btw

[twin flower]

eyy, you're prolly the 2nd or 3rd person that's reacted to it and know where its from

or.. people do know but just dont mention it

cest la vie

[elder merlin]

Aquila finally had enough and is leaving us

[civic otter]

NOO MY AQUILAS

how will i buy my protein blocks now

no more slop to eat

[jaunty path]

Eat sewage

Just as good

[civic otter]

you dare compare the incredible imperial cuisine to sewage!

[twin flower]

The heresy

[civic otter]

why, i can almost taste my hive neighbour in this corpse starch, that's how good it is! it captures the essence of life itself

curious

[twin flower]

how do you know what your neighbor taste like

[ocean widget]

To be fair I just assumed it was an incompetent corpses helmet

[twin flower]

curious indeed

[civic otter]

the krieg wastes not, wants not

[twin flower]

One of many indeed