general-chat

[elder merlin]

Invite @sleek harness

[elder stone]

Holy shamoly

[brave slate]

You're supposed to make it less appealing, not more

[elder stone]

If you step foot in west discordia it’s over for you slaneeshi

[frigid flower]

Here's your daily reminder that 400 rated 3 stamina curios only give 2 stamina in missions

[little marten]

How can I endorse the server rules when endorsement is against the rules 🤯

Follow me on Instagram btw

[gilded socket]

Go steal the karnak twin’s underwear or something leave me alone!

[sleek harness]

Who?

[brazen pelican]

Which of them? Nevermind, doesn't matter.

[feral nacelle]

I stole rodin's lasgun and now he's tweaking

[dry pebble]

both of the karnaks

shit their underwears

dont do this

[brazen pelican]

2 for 1 deal? Score.

[elder merlin]

Invite me

[brave slate]

Can't spell Karnaks without snak

[sleek harness]

You aren't even in the game

Dumbass

[elder stone]

This chat is getting to fetish like for my enjoyment

[dry pebble]

You stopped reading too soon!

[sleek harness]

[brazen pelican]

Frequent "problem" for me.

[elder merlin]

I know

[gilded socket]

I want rhinda’s to study heretical material

[elder merlin]

Give me a sec

[elder stone]

This is just fetish behavior

[feral nacelle]

[sleek harness]

@stable fox @elder stone @fiery wave @grave plaza any of you want to play?

[dry pebble]

loosh acting like she wasnt the one making 50000000 billion dollars ero asmr on demand

[gilded crown]

Sry I don’t play

[feral nacelle]

Heresy

[sleek harness]

Kill him

[elder merlin]

Join us @inland mantle

[gilded socket]

I am goated

[feral nacelle]

Not more than me tho

[elder merlin]

Do you have pokemon cards?

[sleek harness]

You are a curse upon general chat

[dry pebble]

two types of men

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Im better

[frigid flower]

Me? :3

[gilded socket]

Yes

[feral nacelle]

Nuh uh

[gilded socket]

Gargle em

[sleek harness]

No you are fine

[frigid flower]

[elder merlin]

Damn, i guess you are goated then

[sleek harness]

[fiery wave]

Someone will argue that they do give +3. I had someone do that to me a few days back.

[gilded socket]

See

[dry pebble]

Yes?

Oh sorry

[sleek harness]

Karien

Darktide play

[elder merlin]

Raki desperate for people

[dry pebble]

caveman speak

[sleek harness]

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH RANDOMS

Not when Paul is here

[fiery wave]

Do you really want patpats that much atm?

[sleek harness]

[sleek harness]

NO

[frigid flower]

You can educate people, but, you can't fix stupid x.x

[feral nacelle]

Would

[sleek harness]

I just want to play

[gilded socket]

Awww karien and skaven

Sitting in a tree

K i s s i n g

[fiery wave]

True.

[grave plaza]

Working.

[fiery wave]

You are getting shot in the lower area for that.

[brazen pelican]

10/10 ship.

[feral nacelle]

[gilded socket]

Its peam

[elder stone]

Profits

[gilded socket]

Had worse

[sleek harness]

Loosh

Want play

[elder stone]

Later

[sleek harness]

Darktide

[feral nacelle]

Than getting shot?

[little marten]

What if we kissed underneath the sap shower of the phage tree??😳

[sleek harness]

I feel pain

[feral nacelle]

Must destroy phage tree

MUST KILL

[small falcon]

KILL

CLEANSE THE PHAGE TREE

[fiery wave]

Look, I would like to do it with a knoife, but it's too graphic for a public server. So 8 explosive shots will do.

[feral nacelle]

The sex

[small falcon]

I am the sex

[gilded socket]

The empeor loves meh

[sleek harness]

Karien you didn't confirmed if you would play or not

Will you play?

[elder stone]

The lex was made in a duplex

[fiery wave]

You can join him on a metal loo then.

[small falcon]

Raven guard miniature release tomorrow!!!

[dry pebble]

Lets go raven guard

release Corax himself

[small falcon]

release the bird

[gilded socket]

Id rather not

[little marten]

Gimme the elevator pitch on ravens guard who they

[small falcon]

legion of Astartes

[little marten]

We going up at least 12 floors

[sleek harness]

Maxine

Want play

Darktide

[gilded socket]

Why

[sleek harness]

Do you want or not

[gilded socket]

Why me

[fiery wave]

Depends on who you get as last. Also. I'm extra grump due to lvl 7 pain atm IRL.

[brazen pelican]

No one knows. Not even GW cares about them.

[sleek harness]

Because

[elder stone]

It’s okay foolish I’ll get on

[sleek harness]

Because I didn't asked you yet

[gilded socket]

Why

[sleek harness]

Because I asked everyone except you

To play

[little marten]

That’s so raven

[sleek harness]

Darktide

[dry pebble]

Imagine if space marines were emo, kinda stealthy, really cool with regular humans and with a sick black and white armor. Also, give them eletric wolwerine claws and beak helms

[gilded socket]

Dude go ask loosh

[sleek harness]

Rude

[feral nacelle]

I wish a legion like this would exists

[brazen pelican]

Beakies are the best helmets, to be fair.

[little marten]

That sounds kinda cool but I’m burned out on stealth, I do have a small piece of interest for some alpha legion tho

[sleek harness]

Saying no would have been better ngl

[brave slate]

Do they listen to Evanescence and MCR?

[feral nacelle]

Imagine if their primarch was a raven looking monster but still has not been corrupted and he fighting in the warp, that would be so cool

[dry pebble]

and linkin park

[elder stone]

@sleek harness slide me the code

[green beacon]

@sleek harness slide into loosh's dms

[elder stone]

🤨

[dry pebble]

Also their primarch is a fucking eldritch horror warp entity bird monster

[sleek harness]

9113913006

[dry pebble]

currently

[sleek harness]

Why should I

[gilded socket]

More like stumble

[sleek harness]

Will you give me 300 dollars?

[dry pebble]

hah

[sleek harness]

[green beacon]

ill give you my unending respect

[elder stone]

God this hate is getting so out of hand

[little marten]

You had me at eldritch, but actually lost me at bird because rare Nurgle gamer lore but I’m actually scared of birds

[dry pebble]

Makes sense Nurgle is anti things that resemble tzeentch

[sleek harness]

Dude I am starving

[green beacon]

ur a skaven rat up

[brave slate]

Very based. The only good bird is battered and deep fried

[dry pebble]

i like birds

https://tenor.com/view/chalaca-perumal-paloma-gif-24862668

[brave slate]

Me too. I like the ones from Popeyes

[little marten]

It’s more a social anxiety thing like if I’m walking and a bird decides to like you know front me and it flaps up at me everyone will point and laugh - I also got bit by a seagull once and it drew blood

[dry pebble]

i mean me too lmao

but also the others

[brave slate]

Like KFC?

[dry pebble]

but yeah

[dry pebble]

thats unfortunate

i have a cousin like this too

its funny because birds are like

made of styrofoam

extremely fragile and non threatening

[gilded socket]

Warmastering it

[dry pebble]

call me horus the way i'm

[little marten]

You’re probably right and I imagine I’d be cured if one did just flap up at me and I realised so what, but I dunno man they can keep to the skies and I’ll keep to the ground

[tired steeple]

hello

[gilded socket]

Combusting

[dry pebble]

each king to their kingdom right

[gilded socket]

Hey autokrato

[tired steeple]

btw birds shit piss and birth out the same hole

hello maxine

[dry pebble]

and also fuck out of the same hole and give birth

[feral nacelle]

[brave slate]

The cloaca. Because god got bored with designing more holes

[gilded socket]

Rannih

Morroh

[gilded socket]

Ladih barhh

Zolah

[little marten]

What bird would you be if you could choose?

[dry pebble]

i preface this by saying that im a bird watcher and bird owner too so it doesnt sound creepy but birds also masturbate with it

[gilded socket]

A raven

[feral nacelle]

A woodpecker

[dry pebble]

fucking bizarre that they do that

i thought it was an ape thing

[gilded socket]

I didnt need to know birds jack it

[dry pebble]

yeah but i needed to tell

[feral nacelle]

So did i

Keep that heretical shit to yourself

[gilded socket]

Yeah and i told the commissar

[little marten]

I won’t pretend I’m not gonna steal that fact for use in my personal life

[dry pebble]

the comissar told me that as long as isnt a tzeentch bird then im fine

[digital tundra]

Does anyone else get bugged out when trying to buy aquilias?

[dry pebble]

factoid gang rise up

[gilded socket]

Lords of change

They’re called lords of change

[dry pebble]

or tzaangors

[maiden jacinth]

Day 40,000 of asking for "This month", "this year" and "this millenium"

[gilded socket]

Thats more like minotaur type shit

Half bird

Half man

[dry pebble]

half a cloaca

[tired steeple]

y'all ever seen the tzeentch combat patrol

[gilded socket]

Yes

[dry pebble]

i didnt

[drowsy lynx]

Wow real bird hole lore in general

[gilded socket]

Tzangors make my Eviscerator wet with blue blood

[tired steeple]

let me see if there's a place I can post the image

[gilded socket]

Lore chat

[dry pebble]

#darktide-pics-vids ?

[tired steeple]

oh a link to the page should work

WAIT

THEY MADE IT GOOD??

https://www.warhammer.com/en-GB/shop/combat-patrol-thousand-sons-2025?srsltid=AfmBOopMq8Popajtudwt2aoYpKO4tiTCotv0QXteN4clnGVJIkbYp9tj

[gilded socket]

Im rubbing peanut butter on my knife

[drowsy lynx]

Are you a cloaca half empty or cloaca half full kinda person

[tired steeple]

it used to be

like

4 marines and 19 tzaangors

[dry pebble]

Holy shit! They released a daemon prince mini that doesnt look like crap!

[tired steeple]

yeah they removed the old one

[gilded socket]

Automatic gooning

[dry pebble]

i hope is half empty so the bird doesnt feel bad

[dry pebble]

and you dared call the comissar on me

[gilded socket]

Im better than you

[dry pebble]

yeah at sucking

[little marten]

Eggs

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[gilded socket]

Pumping and humping by Austrian Death Machine

[ember nimbus]

chucks feed and seed

[dry pebble]

...not like that

[gilded socket]

Get em

[brazen pelican]

Oh! My bad.

[dry pebble]

lmao its okay

it was funny

[gilded socket]

Gerald

[dry pebble]

[gilded socket]

Happy darktideordia moment

[little marten]

If existence exists inside a single tear rolling down and omnipotent face, is the beholder laughing or crying?

[halcyon glen]

Look at this

[gilded socket]

Both

At the same time

[tired steeple]

should I load up darktide or play something else

[gilded socket]

Do something else

Productive

[little marten]

Get some rogue trading going

[gilded socket]

See

More productive

[tired steeple]

don have it downloaded rn

[gilded socket]

Ah well

Darktide

[tired steeple]

I could play more nier automata

[elder stone]

bro a pox burster launched me onto some random ass ledge

and then it takes like a good 1000 meters to fall until the game kills you

[sleek harness]

I recorded it lol

Going to send it to your DMs

@brazen pelican I saw you

[brazen pelican]

Huh?

[sleek harness]

Do you want to play Darktide?

[brazen pelican]

Maybe?

What's the plan?

[elder stone]

Im in the lobby btw

[sleek harness]

Play Auric

[brazen pelican]

Sure, but I can make no promises I won't suck.

[sleek harness]

If you are the same level as Paul

Then sure

[little marten]

Guys this banisher game just came on ps5+ is it any good

[gilded socket]

No

(I play xbox)

[brazen pelican]

Just gimme two minutes to go pee.

[elder merlin]

[maiden jacinth]

I can read your name, its a given you suck

[elder merlin]

I just suck as psyker, i dont get why

I used to be better than this

[halcyon glen]

Look at this

[brazen pelican]

I mean yeah, but I meant suck as in bad this time.

[elder stone]

🫦

[fiery wave]

Two ways? Pretty sure.

[halcyon glen]

Big man pig man

[tired steeple]

I swear my game is cursed recently

I keep dying early on

and 90% of the time

it's because of a poxburster

[little marten]

The fatter the pig the greater the snout

[elder stone]

ahahaha......16:00 Tomorrow.....ahaha....

[jade fable]

hork for me pigslut

[brazen pelican]

Ready.

[maiden jacinth]

Its okay, being premature isnt unexpected

[brazen pelican]

4344157036

[halcyon glen]

Haha

[jade fable]

It happens to all of us man

[maiden jacinth]

Many people find themselves poxbursting before they'd like to

[jade fable]

True Im now a proud father because of it

[little marten]

Tired eyes, tell no lies
Sordid skies, chicken thighs
Twilights eve, splendid noon.
No mom no, you can’t tell me not to goon.

[elder stone]

thighs?

[jade fable]

Saved

[little marten]

Underrated protein tbh and very affordable

[elder stone]

thighs\

[little marten]

Wait shit I took my own bait

[blissful kiln]

Is anyone still having messages be printed into chat even with Ovenproof Patch?

[halcyon glen]

It’s the end of the world

[tired steeple]

my build also sucks ass but I gotta do these penances

should I just stop playing on damnation

and move down a bit

[little marten]

What’s your loadout

[tired steeple]

inferno staff and shock maul

head pop and bubbles

my good build is... not with me

it's on 3 other loadout slost

slots

[little marten]

Nah you got this with that loadout I believe in you

[jade fable]

Guys question

Not about ogryn bbls I swear

How do you reset the campaign to re do it?

[orchid skiff]

where

[maiden jacinth]

Another source of protein

[jade fable]

I want to test my build on the campaign

But I already completed once

[elder stone]

Attatched to my body

[brazen pelican]

Nice.

[orchid skiff]

slutty

[gilded socket]

Ass

[brazen pelican]

I, too, have thighs. It's true.

[elder stone]

Piper down slut

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin you can start

[gilded socket]

We

[jade fable]

Anyone know how to reset the game to play again?

Battle for terra

[sleek harness]

Loosh how are you able to both talk in Darktide and Discord at the same time

[elder merlin]

Take us in, @elder stone

[sleek harness]

Sadly I don't think you can

[jade fable]

No way

Thats a bummer

[sleek harness]

Unless you create a new character

[elder stone]

Probably the personality scrounge

[elder merlin]

Rolling steel

Hell yeah

[elder stone]

I have a wide ass monitor and I can tab out

[jade fable]

You mean with the barber surgeon

[elder stone]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Gamer

[brazen pelican]

Darktide on one monitor, discord on the other.

[thick fog]

Visit barber, do personally scourge and in the end accept to do the campaign again

[gilded socket]

Say gex with older women

[little marten]

Bro got a discord vertical monitor to keep his kittens happy

[jade fable]

Thanks wish it was more intuitive to figure out

[jade fable]

Mommy brahms

[gilded socket]

Sister superiors

[orchid skiff]

are you bro

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[sturdy pond]

"wish it was more intuitive to figure out"

[little marten]

I like to think of myself as things betwixt

[sturdy pond]

What is fat shark for 500

[jade fable]

I see theyre notorious for this

[little marten]

More like 9000, aquillas us pc special edition players still don’t have

[jade fable]

I asked chat gpt if fatahark is known for unintuitive features. Heres the respons

Yes, Fatshark (the developer behind Warhammer: Vermintide and Darktide) is often criticized for unintuitive design choices, especially regarding:

---

🔹 Common Criticisms:

Area Issues

Menus & UI Complex, cluttered interfaces with poor onboarding. Players often need YouTube or Reddit to understand key mechanics.
Progression Systems Crafting and gear upgrades can be confusing or hidden behind vague systems (e.g. blessings in Darktide).
Lack of Tooltips/Transparency Minimal explanations for stats, perks, weapon traits, or how mechanics interact.
Missing QoL Features Simple conveniences like loadout saving, clearer matchmaking, or in-game stat comparisons are often absent at launch.
Onboarding/New Player Experience Tutorials are limited or don’t explain critical systems, especially in Darktide.

---

🔹 Why This Happens:

Fatshark prioritizes atmosphere, art, and combat feel, sometimes at the expense of usability.

Community feedback often leads to later improvements, but initial releases lack polish in UI/UX.

---

In short: Yes, Fatshark games are praised for gameplay but often lack intuitive, user-friendly features, especially around systems and menus.

[static kite]

don’t use chatgpt bro

[jade fable]

Why not

Its a great tool

[dry pebble]

Honor system

[jade fable]

I use it for work all the time

[dry pebble]

A lowly machine cannot speak on the same holy tongue as us

[jade fable]

It compiles raw data into spreadsheets for me

[stuck wasp]

Isn't AI stuff against the rules anyway here ?

[jade fable]

What if instead of using ai
We used servitors, half man mahlf machine

[little marten]

Does it build its own data on a dashboard too?

[jade fable]

For images

Art

[dry pebble]

Like we always intended

Praise be the omnissiah

[thick fog]

Why the fuck you used chatgpt

[jade fable]

It can if you finnese it with the right prompt

Claude 2.7 is better for anything technical tho

[halcyon glen]

Thank you chatgpt

But I prefer claude

[elder merlin]

App crashed when i declined and tried to change class

[jade fable]

Praise the chatgpt machine spirit

[sweet trail]

Female loner psyker x female judge zealot

[halcyon glen]

Zimmer is toxic

[solar axle]

Hey guys i was wondering cus im reading confusing things online. Can PS5 crossplay with PC?

[sleek harness]

Male Seer x literally everyone

[jade fable]

Male middle aged Arbite x bbl fem ogryn

[thick fog]

Yes

[orchid skiff]

psyker x arbites

[thick fog]

Ogryn x rock

[little marten]

“You used ChatGPT!!!”

“How else was I going to get the concise information I needed?”

“Google it.”

🤔

[orchid skiff]

toxic

[solar axle]

ty

[dry pebble]

Even with Xbox too

[sweet trail]

Yes :)

[sweet trail]

Disgusting

[tired steeple]

brazil doesn't exist anymore

[dry pebble]

Fem Ogryn should be like the Scotsman's wife from samurai jack

[tired steeple]

it'd be like

IBL

imperial butt lift

[dry pebble]

WHAT!

[jade fable]

I Imagine them to be more like Noi from Dorohedoro

[tired steeple]

all of terra is one place

[little marten]

Sefroni x Pickle fork

[brazen pelican]

Dadan from One Piece.

[dry pebble]

Big mom from one piece

[brazen pelican]

[gilded socket]

Josuke’s mom from jjba

[dry pebble]

Not who youre attracted to Maxine, its how female ogryns should look

[tired steeple]

hey guys what's a "corruptor"

[gilded socket]

Oh

[tired steeple]

there's an ogryn penance for hitting one in the eye

[little marten]

The cute guy from the year above

[jade fable]

Commisar!
Reporting that mars have a new augmentation ready to be deployed on the battlefield and installed to all ground forces
Its called the IBL, imperial butt lift

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

Smells like un fettered ass

[jade fable]

Orks cannot resist the IBL

[fluid mantle]

So are we getting new Arbites drip this week, or during the next shop rotation?

[dry pebble]

i KNOW this dog gone imperium gonna install a servo skull in asses

[jade fable]

So true

[gilded socket]

Dog? Here!

[dry pebble]

its not confirmed yet

[fluid mantle]

Understandable, have a good day.

[gilded socket]

Fellas is is wrong to be a doggirl?

[dry pebble]

not at all sis go off

pounce the heretics

chase balls

[gilded socket]

Ball?!?

WHERE

[dry pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-young-kurt-warner-american-underdog-throwing-a-ball-playing-football-gif-23178890

THERE GIRL

GO GET THEM

[gilded socket]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[jade fable]

Absolutely

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

Dont put me down

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin crashed again?

[sleek harness]

Nic

Good morning

[stable fox]

Very funny, it's almost night.

[little marten]

Arrroooooooooo 🐕

[stable fox]

[elder merlin]

Nah, im done. I dont know what happened to me

[sleek harness]

Good almost night

[stable fox]

[sleek harness]

Damn

Nic want to take Paul's place?

[elder stone]

@sleek harness I gotta go eat food you guys keep playing

[sleek harness]

Okay

[elder merlin]

Maybe i just cant play this in this goddamn heat

[brazen pelican]

Hope I didn't suck too much.

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

You didn't

[stable fox]

Heat? I'll be having rain with thunder for a few days now

[elder merlin]

Nah, im the one who sucks now

[elder stone]

It’s never too much (with rizz)

[sleek harness]

Russian

[brazen pelican]

Thanks, Raki. :3

[stable fox]

Captain obvious

[brazen pelican]

Please share.

[stable fox]

No

[little marten]

🦶😬🦶

[stable fox]

Not with chaos apologists

[gilded socket]

The fat rat

[brazen pelican]

I mean. Boy it would suck if it rained and was thundering here. Slaanesh save me from despair.

[elder stone]

Like the music producer?

[stable fox]

Yes

[dry pebble]

we prey at night we stalk at night

we're the rats

[sleek harness]

Completely wrong

I am starving

[stable fox]

Stop starving

Duh

[elder stone]

Instead of rain and thunder im deployed into Stockholm

[brazen pelican]

I might just go to bed, I have not slept properly for a long time.

[brazen pelican]

UwU

[gilded socket]

Fat with pride

[sleek harness]

Nic you want to join or not?

[dry pebble]

always sleep properly kids

[stable fox]

I need to focus on art unfortunately

[sleek harness]

Thats what the old man should say

[dry pebble]

maybe im also an old man

[sweet trail]

Tzeentxh turned his hands into feet

[sleek harness]

Are you 33 like Paul?

[dry pebble]

not yet

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[brazen pelican]

The dream for certain people.

[stable fox]

[elder stone]

Hands are superior

[dry pebble]

what about the

[gilded socket]

Touch is best

[sleek harness]

Is it just me or when Loosh, Maxine and Slaaneshi came into the server the general became more like Zealot Chat?

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

Fuck you muskrat

[round mica]

dark tide is so goated

[sleek harness]

I am not a musket

Dumbass

[round mica]

literally the best horse shooter

horde

[stable fox]

Fuck him? That's not really advisable.

[gilded socket]

The god emperor made me this way

[dry pebble]

i agree

[stable fox]

You karking stupid

[round mica]

actually one of the best fps games tbh

[gilded socket]

But you do you

[round mica]

fluid animations good graphics art performance music etc

[dry pebble]

its one of the best gameplays on horde shooters atm

[round mica]

gameplay

[sleek harness]

The joke got old

[dry pebble]

like paul?

[sleek harness]

Yes

[elder stone]

I move mountains and change discord channels

[gilded socket]

Gay rat

[stable fox]

For throne sake, don't you have anything else to say?

Or are you handicapped?

[gilded socket]

Get better

[elder stone]

She is projecting

[brazen pelican]

I plead the fifth.

[dry pebble]

quick skaven deploy the tactical estrogen bombs to distract them

run for your life

[brazen pelican]

Estrogen?! Where?!

[stable fox]

[dry pebble]

See it works!

[elder stone]

We can take estrogen

[sleek harness]

I ran out of bombs

[gilded socket]

ESTROGEN??!?WHERE!!!!

[stable fox]

Don't tempt me with good times.
I haven't ate something better than

In a while

[orchid skiff]

what if i gave estrogen to skavens

[dry pebble]

big mistake

minnie mouse

[elder stone]

Rat baddies

[stable fox]

Oh Sigmar you could have asked me to share with ordinance.

I have spare

[gilded socket]

ESTROGEN

[dry pebble]

she has gone berserk

[brazen pelican]

Sigmarite consorting with a Skaven?

[orchid skiff]

Where are all the female skavens anyway

[elder stone]

In the chambers

[gilded socket]

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

[stable fox]

he's built differently.

[sleek harness]

Won't work

[stable fox]

Unlike you

[dry pebble]

...they are kept as sex slaves its bad

[stable fox]

Karking chaos fragging-

[orchid skiff]

Omg

[sleek harness]

WHY YOU SAY LIKE THAT

[gilded socket]

Im gonna become a vampire but i suck out the estrogen in terfs

[dry pebble]

Maxine calm down the estrogen is with skaven

[dry pebble]

i say the way it is

[gilded socket]

RAAAAHHH

[stuck wasp]

Tbf, it's quite worse than how Cee explained it

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Thats why I am questioning on why he said like that

[orchid skiff]

How is that even possible

[dry pebble]

lmao do you wanted it to go on all the horrifying detail?

[stable fox]

Isn't slavery normalised in Skaven culture?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[dry pebble]

Yes it is

[sleek harness]

If you aren't black you are a slave

[dry pebble]

Most skaven are slaves

[sleek harness]

Thats how works with us

[stable fox]

Black rats are elites.

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[stable fox]

Well that's what they're called..

[gilded crown]

You gotta roll with it

[stable fox]

Because of furr i do believe

[dry pebble]

the damned blackfurs

[stuck wasp]

Basically female Skaven are pumped full of drugs and warpstone to the point they grow to massive size, and then used to just pump out skavens, and are used to reward Skavens that fought well

It's grim

[gilded socket]

Woof

[sleek harness]

Kruber keeps insulting our Black Rats

We should cancel him on Twitter

[orchid skiff]

need to check the HDD of whoever wrote that in

[gilded crown]

Wtf

[elder stone]

Skaven have an inflation fetish?

[stable fox]

[stuck wasp]

Tbf Black Rat aren't the top of the chain.
Grey Rat (Seers), and Albino are much more worthwhile

[dry pebble]

"this is too much fetish for me"

[stable fox]

I blame chaos corruption

[gilded crown]

No kink shaming pls

[elder stone]

I will shame you

[orchid skiff]

is this your mod ruling

[stable fox]

That's fraud

[sleek harness]

How you got that information anyways

Heretic

[gilded crown]

Yes, kink shamers will be banned

[gilded socket]

Arf

[brazen pelican]

Typical loyalist blaming chaos for everything.

[orchid skiff]

"a female Skaven, is frequently pregnant, birthing a litter of 1-10 Ratlings weekly. These Ratlings mature in 2-3 weeks. A Rat Mother is seldom without offspring for over a month." oh wow

[dry pebble]

i declare that we can shame some kinks. Youre gonna have to find out about which ones

[brazen pelican]

What if my kink is kink-shaming?!

[stable fox]

Said karking who, ya torture enjoying GIT!

[gilded crown]

I’m into skaven inflation

[gilded socket]

I bark at the mailman

[gilded crown]

So hot

Don’t shame me

[brazen pelican]

UwU

[gilded crown]

Unless you want ban

[sleek harness]

WHAT THE FUCK

[orchid skiff]

braver than coming out to your parents

[dry pebble]

not surprised at all lmao

[stable fox]

It's okay, you can kill him.

[sleek harness]

I can't he is totally real mod

[brazen pelican]

What if my mother is a JW?

[elder stone]

What if my kink is kink shaming people who kink shame

[brazen pelican]

I'm into it.

[dry pebble]

with rizz

[gilded socket]

Woof

[stable fox]

No he's not, he's a fraud

[elder stone]

Bad shamer

[dry pebble]

someone get the dog a bone

[sleek harness]

No I can't he will ban me

[gilded crown]

I shame that kink so much I ban you for it

[brazen pelican]

I'm too submissive. :<

[sleek harness]

Look at him

He is very dangerous

[stable fox]

man up ya karking-

[sleek harness]

I am a Skaven

[dark wedge]

I opened chat and this was the first message I saw xD

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[dark wedge]

Unsurprised.

[stable fox]

RODENT UP YA KARKING-

[brazen pelican]

You are very welcome, sweetie.

[dry pebble]

welcome to gen chat

[stable fox]

[sleek harness]

I am a Skaven

[gilded crown]

Thoughts on skaven inflation?

[sleek harness]

Dunbass

[elder stone]

🫦 im very dominant

[sleek harness]

Fuck you

[dry pebble]

welcome to gen chat post estrogen to be more precise

[dark wedge]

[stable fox]

Stop finding excuses

[gilded crown]

Madman

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

Im still not allowed on the bed : (

[brazen pelican]

Headpats? For me? :3

[dark wedge]

Its getting freaky in here again

[elder stone]

Animal acting kinks are freaky asf

[stable fox]

I'd wash my hands after that.

[gilded crown]

Time to listen to outside

[gilded socket]

Outside

[sleek harness]

Yall seriously need help

Seriously

[dark wedge]

Only the best headpats is what i offer to all submissives!

[gilded socket]

Lmfao

[dry pebble]

Me?!

I didnt do anything

[brazen pelican]

Yay! :3

[gilded socket]

Its hell

[dark wedge]

Mhm, mhm, mhm!

[gilded crown]

Start with segue - Algeria Touchshriek

[sleek harness]

YOU STARTED ALL THIS BY TALKING ABOUT FEMALE SKAVENS YOU BITCH

[dry pebble]

I merely answered someone

[orchid skiff]

female skavens are 700 pounds

[elder stone]

Immediately folded lol

[elder stone]

Fatasses

[stable fox]

for fragging throne sake

[dark wedge]

Ah, good day, Captain. How are your boys holding up??

[brazen pelican]

Hot.

[dark wedge]

Whatchu mean?? 😮

[gilded socket]

Broken

[stable fox]

This is why we keep slaneesh in Hel.

[sleek harness]

I will find you

And kill you

Slaanesh

[stable fox]

And the rest of Karking chaos

[elder stone]

Goes from
“Chat getting freaky”
To headpats
Lmao

[brazen pelican]

Not my fault headpats are amazing.

[brazen pelican]

UwU?

[gilded socket]

Shit i want headpats

[dark wedge]

At least they still live.

[stable fox]

Kill that slaneesh for me skaven, would you.

[dark wedge]

Hey I never said I wasn't into it.

[dark wedge]

[gilded crown]

Give headpats to a inflated skaven

[elder stone]

This server has fallen to degeneracy…..billions must stop

[sleek harness]

Genocide this server

[stable fox]

I have had more pleasant talk with orks.

[dark wedge]

I mean you are partial to this instance xD

[dry pebble]

sis you were RIZZIN THE NEUROLICTOR

[gilded socket]

Bark for the emperor

[brazen pelican]

You didn't let them finish. "Billions must stop... What they are doing and join in."

[elder stone]

Even I am aware of how freaky this is

[gilded crown]

Loosh started it

[sleek harness]

YOU CONTRIBUTED TO THIS

[brazen pelican]

Headpats are kinda lewd, I agree.

[small falcon]

hello everyone

[brazen pelican]

Maybe we took it too far with headpats.

[elder stone]

The sexual tension is crazy.

[stable fox]

Save yourself.

[small falcon]

I don’t think I joined the convo at the right time

[gilded crown]

Hiii

[gilded socket]

Hand holding is super kinky

[orchid skiff]

he doesn't know about the skaven situation

[elder stone]

When

[dry pebble]

theres no right time. Welcome!

[stable fox]

Skaven, you're free to throw at them warp gass

[sleek harness]

ALL THE TIME

[small falcon]

I don’t

[brazen pelican]

There are headpats! Best time to join.

[gilded socket]

YEEAAAHHHH

[small falcon]

I don’t think I trust you

[stable fox]

-# run.

[orchid skiff]

"Basically female Skaven are pumped full of drugs and warpstone to the point they grow to massive size, and then used to just pump out skavens, and are used to reward Skavens that fought well" and @gilded crown is very into this. now you're almost up to date

[gilded crown]

Gotta get away

[small falcon]

oh.

[stable fox]

And why you had a need to karking tell them that

[gilded crown]

Mmm skaven inflation

[dry pebble]

its lore

[stable fox]

[brazen pelican]

The queen termite approach. Nice.

[gilded crown]

I love their rat faces

[delicate vapor]

🫡

[gilded socket]

I want chicken fingers

[sleek harness]

Elios

Don't join in

[small falcon]

I don’t usually kink shame but

[delicate vapor]

yes

[brazen pelican]

Henlo!

[sleek harness]

Leave while you can

[delicate vapor]

idek whats happening

[gilded crown]

No doro allowed

[delicate vapor]

hello

[orchid skiff]

[delicate vapor]

[elder stone]

@ me when the server gets less sexually charged

[gilded socket]

Female skaven inflation

[orchid skiff]

@

[delicate vapor]

i had a weird dream that someone here sent the strangest gif

I wont say who I saw

[gilded crown]

All doro users will be executed on sight

[elder stone]

Cunt

[dark wedge]

Apologies lol I didn't the headpats would take us down the dark path

[tired thicket]

Anyone wanna manipulate me

[gilded socket]

Handholding is kinky af

[tired thicket]

||I will actually make them play tac axe ||

[gilded crown]

I’m mod and I say kink shamers get banned

[sleek harness]

@elder stone

[delicate vapor]

never

[small falcon]

this chat reeks of… slaanesh

[delicate vapor]

[brazen pelican]

Yummy.

[gilded socket]

@brazen pelican

[small falcon]

[tired thicket]

Wardens will smite the freaks!!!!

[dry pebble]

Smite is mostly crowd control

wont do much

[tired thicket]

Zealot chat v2

[dark wedge]

Well work calls me once more. I must away. Until I return again! 😊

[tired thicket]

Smite suckkkkkk!!!!!!!!

[brazen pelican]

Bring more headpats when you return.

[delicate vapor]

🤔

[elder stone]

Aquila is on my payroll

[delicate vapor]

oh forgot no more nitro

[gilded crown]

You can’t leave now

[delicate vapor]

darnit

[brazen pelican]

The pink. :<

[dry pebble]

the doro emotes without context

[elder stone]

Elios has been thrown down to me

[gilded socket]

Grinding down my snemies

[delicate vapor]

gone

[brazen pelican]

F

[gilded crown]

Thoughts on banning all doro users? @Fatshark

[nova rose]

is there a way to turn off join in the middle like in WT? i want to play missions only from start to the end

[orchid skiff]

host them

[nova rose]

how?

[nova rose]

seriously

[gilded socket]

Combustin

[dry pebble]

there isnt a way to force host

[delicate vapor]

never

[orchid skiff]

isn't there a mod for that ?

[dry pebble]

is there?

i dont know

[orchid skiff]

lemme check rq

if there isn't, just go to havoc and host there

[stable bison]

how do i do the twins mission after the mission board rework?

[elder stone]

Campaign only or be lucky enough to quick play into it

[nova rose]

what is the havok?

[gilded socket]

Gayfish

[stable bison]

yuck

[orchid skiff]

it is a difficulty you unlock by doing auric maelstrom once

[jade fable]

Kanye west enjoyer

[gilded socket]

Only good song is gayfish

[orchid skiff]

you can only host private games and without a mod you'll need a friend to create one

[jade fable]

Lets be honest
Its discord
No one here has friends

[gilded crown]

Banger

[elder stone]

It’s also a 40k server

So there’s no possibility of making friends

[orchid skiff]

true i have loosh but he's more of a pet to me

[gilded crown]

I’ve been so lonely girl. I’ve been so sad and down

[small falcon]

I thought it was just a normal maelstrom mission

did they change it?

[orchid skiff]

maybe ? i'm not sure

[gilded socket]

Wooff

[orchid skiff]

would make sense to unlock havoc by doing auric to me

didn't even know there was maelstrom below auric

[halcyon glen]

The stars must stick together

[blissful kiln]

low havoc is much easier than auric mael

[orchid skiff]

yes?

[nova rose]

maybe there a way to play only with bots? i dont want to rush trough missions because randos cant stop pressing shift

[orchid skiff]

yes, mod as i said

[ancient violet]

The mod doesn't let you collect resources or XP though

[nova rose]

holy emperor, does this game have any qol? even smaller one?

[little marten]

Another satisfied Darktide customer

[dry pebble]

i wish we were able to do solo private games

[nova rose]

ngl im glad i play trough xbox pass

[ancient violet]

QOL I feel like is mostly there

The issue is the game itself doesn't work 💀

[elder stone]

What…?

[stoic mirage]

if i could id be like that one scene from intersterllar

worst purchase of my life that i dont regret

😭

[little marten]

Buying Darktide taught me why girls go for bad boys

[stoic mirage]

abusive relationship with FS

[gilded socket]

Fs bullies me and takes my money

But spoils me with playing zealot

Very abusive 10/10

[small falcon]

darktide game of the year 2025

[dry pebble]

textbook abusive

[small falcon]

trust me

[orchid skiff]

fatshark peaked with vermintide 2 i don't think darktide will reach that

[elder stone]

@orchid skiff I am not your pet

[stoic mirage]

but on the rare occasion i dont dc and or crash i can enjoy the game

[small falcon]

you wanted this.

[stoic mirage]

❤️‍🩹

[elder stone]

No I did not

[gilded socket]

Fs spoils me with no crashes and no severe lag

[small falcon]

yes you did

you’re delusional

[elder stone]

When?

[small falcon]

like

6 something minutes ago

[dry pebble]

please tell them to spoil all of us

[stoic mirage]

oh my days. im cheering in your stead

[elder stone]

I AM NOT A PET

Maybe ask Maxine

[small falcon]

wrong

[gilded socket]

Nah

[delicate vapor]

😲

[gilded socket]

Fs does this for me only

[dry pebble]

bad dog

[gilded socket]

Good

[stoic mirage]

still dont know what a loosh is

[gilded socket]

I told you lot im goated

[orchid skiff]

a pet name

[gilded socket]

Maybe loosh is the friends we made along the way

[elder stone]

Gotta drive gtg

[stoic mirage]

we all have had a loosh in our lives

at one point or another

[gilded socket]

Be better

Have a Maxine

[green beacon]

fart shart peaked with Hamilton's puzzle run it's all been downhill from there smh smh

[gilded socket]

Ball knowledge

Bal!??

BALLL

[orchid skiff]

fart shart

[gilded socket]

@sleek harness is a fat shart

[sleek harness]

Do you really just love me or something?

[gilded socket]

Soy rat

[sleek harness]

And she stays quiet when I say that

[gilded socket]

Average soylent consumer:

[orchid skiff]

quit flirting people will get envious

[gilded socket]

Then stop it with your cat loosh

[green beacon]

that ain't loosh

[orchid skiff]

I'm naturally flirty I can't stop

[gilded socket]

Take it to dms then

We only want to see lesbians

[orchid skiff]

we need diversity

[gilded socket]

Amerikkka deleted the bisexuals

I blame loosh

[gilded crown]

Who will rid me of this shaking head

[dry pebble]

what

[tiny sierra]

How are sustained fire and punishing salvo on Recon Lasgun XIV ?

[empty basin]

Tbh if you don't have massive hob gobbler boinky bongo boobas you should be perma banned from this discord

[halcyon glen]

Hello darktiders

[green beacon]

I'm sorry you had to see that diana

[empty basin]

Do burn on crit and crit weakspot chance and Las gun melts everything

[gilded crown]

The enemy is fragile

[orchid skiff]

get loosh out of here

[tiny sierra]

XIV dmg vs XII ammo & Firerate ?
More firerate = more crits , no ?

[gilded socket]

I second this

[empty basin]

More firerate means more ammo used for crits where the weak spot crit blessing allows for more crits and less ammo usage

Especially on veteran where he has a talent where lasgun crits don't use ammo

[gilded socket]

I just thought of a banger 40k edit with a song from Ghost

[green beacon]

use this to your advantage and consume all the ammo whilst nobody suspects a thing

[sleek harness]

I have no idea what this mean

[green beacon]

[empty basin]

I always pick weapons with higher damage and lower ammo reserves since the faster an enemy dies the less ammo it takes to kill it

[gilded socket]

You wouldn’t know soyboy

[elder stone]

What I do

[empty basin]

I'm guessing they consume soy

[green beacon]

ur getting incarcerated reject

[empty basin]

Ewwwww

Foolish Soy Skaven*

Soyven

[elder stone]

I’m higher quality

[green beacon]

we can go even further beyond
gaslight everyone into thinking it was the zealot who's stealing the ammo

[gilded socket]

I do suck up all the ammo i see

[sleek harness]

Shader I will give you 300 totally real dollars if you are able to make Maxine stoo being a asshole

[gilded socket]

Then waste it

[sleek harness]

[orchid skiff]

not enough, give him a female skaven

[gilded socket]

Transgender raki

[elder stone]

Me

You twat

[sleek harness]

I will give you a brain damage thats whay

[empty basin]

No because you asked to play then abandoned me. I'll marry Maxine just to anger you.

I'll still take that 300 smackeroons though

[gilded crown]

Bigup

[orchid skiff]

[sleek harness]

Ok

[elder stone]

Give me brain

[halcyon glen]

Where do the boys lie? Mud mud mud

[sleek harness]

Money first

[gilded crown]

Reddog

[halcyon glen]

ya yayaya

[stoic mirage]

[gentle spindle]

Who up darkin they tide

[gilded socket]

I think jigolo har megiddo was made for fulgrim

[frigid flower]

#darktide-pics-vids message

[frigid flower]

I'm mostly just chatting, and helping people with questions in the zealot and arby chats >.>

[orchid skiff]

yeah avoid veterans

[tiny sierra]

What about zealot recon lasgun ?

[orchid skiff]

FUCK VET

[frigid flower]

I've never been a vet main and I also have no clue what the meta trees look like for vet x.x

[elder stone]

Good girl

[halcyon glen]

Hi

[storm ember]

Cutthroat be like "nobody is born cool, except of course..." and he pulls out a pic of Maul beating up a child for his lollipop

[nova rose]

wtf, im just found out my lasgun is a secondary weapon...

[storm ember]

All ranged are secondaries

[nova rose]

bruh

[storm ember]

It comes from a series focused on melee

[halcyon glen]

Rasknitt loves casting spells

[storm ember]

changing ranged to primary would be too jarring for the wee lil no-life vermintide fans

[gilded crown]

Drg exists

Melee only drg time

[empty basin]

Yucky

[empty basin]

It's all your fault

[sleek harness]

Is that a Luigi creepypasta reference?

[gilded socket]

I do horus impressions when im alone

[halcyon glen]

My father ran the prison

[frigid flower]

[plain falcon]

Prove it