#general-chat

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light nymph
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not to say 40k invented the idea of old lost tech but they definitely popularized it

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its a fun thing to play with, the kinda old idea of "older ages were the smarter ones"

arctic shoal
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GW on it's way to copy Dune

light nymph
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look

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everybody was copying dune

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cause dune is fuckin awesome

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there's a guy named duncan idaho

arctic shoal
ripe tangle
light nymph
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dont semantics me

ripe tangle
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I'm just saying

south jetty
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I could help him with that

marsh iris
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bet

south jetty
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I'm not showing you my space marine

marsh iris
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thank you

south jetty
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you're welcome straight man

marsh iris
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😌

somber stream
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I am Grendyl

marsh iris
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what are you really after?

somber stream
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Legalized space cat girl

light nymph
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too bad they got outlawed like 600 years ago

marsh iris
light nymph
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wait no

south jetty
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let's tell them about Canopians

light nymph
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they're still legal actually im thinking of beastmen

south jetty
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Beastmen are abhumans too just very ugly and have less rights for it

marsh iris
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imagine their smell

tiny shore
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wtf

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they made beast people or something

somber stream
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I'm saying full rights for Felinids

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Make a billion regiment out of them or something

south jetty
light nymph
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its cause reusing beastmen model kits from fantasy for 40k doesn't sell like it used to

south jetty
tiny shore
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was it part of some weird gene splicing super soldier initiative ?

light nymph
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no

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just way humans got all funked up from living on other planets

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for like thousands of years

somber stream
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Evolution and all that

tiny shore
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Ahhh, mutations and shit

somber stream
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So yes, space cat girl

marsh iris
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the beastmen art looks like some scrawny goatdogs on two legs

light nymph
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there's bat people, big people, little hairy people, cat people, lizard people (?)

tiny shore
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I could imagine them trying to splice their dna with animals to try and survive better

light nymph
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a few abhumans are actually medical experimentations

tiny shore
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Though, that probably isn't possible since it sounds like most animals on earth were obliterated lol, so idk where they would've gotten the dna

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Which begs the question

light nymph
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like those guys who are like gene spliced with mecharius dna

marsh iris
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tzaangors are beastmen yeah?

tiny shore
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Where tf did dogs come from? did they survive on earth? I guess the terra tribes could've kept dogs since they are useful for fighting/tracking/surviving

light nymph
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im pretty sure tzaangors were a thing before beastmen officially started being chaos boys

ripe tangle
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come to think of it, Beastmen or Sanctioned Abhumans could be a future class too

light nymph
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especially since tzaangors iirc are strictly tzeentch

halcyon glen
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Can I be real?

light nymph
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what am i saying tzaan is in the name of course they are

light nymph
marsh iris
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i mean before tzaangors joined chaos

light nymph
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well no beastmen in 40k are beastment

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not to be confused with fantasy beastmen who can turn into tzaangors

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which are different things

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despite being the same

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in true tzeentch fashion

ripe tangle
tiny shore
somber stream
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"Xenologist Janus Draik recorded a discussion with Kroot Mercenary Dahyak Grekh, in which the Kroot described felinids as cool in the face of the most brutal opposition, and as some of the most efficient killers in an Astra Militarum regiment. However, he ultimately found it difficult to distinguish one human from another and as such felinids, to Kroot eyes, looked no different from the rest of humanity."

Basically superior Guardsmen material

ripe tangle
marsh iris
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speaking of chaos beastman, maybe add Pestigors as darktide enemy

ripe tangle
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they're technically "human" but also arent

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and are mostly a Necromunda thing iirc

light nymph
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i mean i'd be cool for darktide to throw us into some deep hive stuff

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unless the carnival is supposed to be deep hive

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which uh it dont have those vibes honestly

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at least to me

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which i am not the one true decider of vibes

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thats big e

tired steeple
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40k has beastmen they just don’t show up much

ripe tangle
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imagine a longshank or a ratling lol someone either really outrageously tall and skinny, or someone so short and squat they're barely a target XD

tired steeple
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They aren’t made for chaos like the fantasy version

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They can be normal

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Buuut the imperium isn’t nice to them

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So they go chaos often

south jetty
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just like the citizens of Tertium

ripe tangle
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Some beastmen are loyal to the Imperial Cult and view their afflicition as a curse that can only be cured by dying for the Emperor

light nymph
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yeah they got like

ripe tangle
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which is why the rare times you see them in Guard units, they're EXTREMELY fanatical

light nymph
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disbarred from being sanctioned a few centuries ago

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so uh bad for them lol!

silver mango
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do yall think the commodore will refresh today

light nymph
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i thought it was on fridays

silver mango
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yeah but the arbites thing pushed it to monday

halcyon glen
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Can you hear me?

somber stream
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Just... don't check out their official art page while you're at work

ripe tangle
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nsfw?

light nymph
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to use an ancient 1d4chan term you risk promotions

somber stream
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Okay maybe a little lewd

light nymph
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a little of both at the same time

somber stream
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A healthy amount of lewd

tired steeple
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I love mossa

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They draw pretty like, artistic nudity

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A lot of their characters are just naked

somber stream
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Their Emperor art and Chaos chan is just…

ripe tangle
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I tried to Google Mossa Art and autocheck made me think I'm looking for Mossad and it gave me a ton of stuff in Hebrew lmao

somber stream
somber stream
ripe tangle
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OOOOOH

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I've seen this art before

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on Reddit and Twitter

light nymph
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one of the few true lamenters appreciators on the planet

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and not one of those lamenters fans

halcyon glen
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I remember it all

tired steeple
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What’s “those” lamenter dans

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Fans

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I’m ootl

warm gyro
light nymph
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the ones who only know lamenters through memes

tired steeple
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Oh yeah

light nymph
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like many a those 40k fans

marble tree
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Mossa isnt really something people like to see here, too much weird shit

tired steeple
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I like them cause I like underdogs

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They’re pretty stable bow

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Now

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And I like their colour sceheme and logo a lot

light nymph
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for now, they always seem to be drawn to more penitance so

tired steeple
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Yeah

light nymph
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and they did get fucking shortchanged by their torchbearer

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which is hilarious

warm gyro
light nymph
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"oh yeah we had specially made just for you reinforcements but uhh i dont like you so fuck you guys"

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i mean it fits into their general story

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these stoic honorable warriors stained by a legacy of failure stemming from one shame, the truest blood angel successor if you ask me

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they really hit the whole perfect noble warrior aesthetic to me

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sanguinius would be proud of them, if only because their drip was insane

tiny shore
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Oh wait

light nymph
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i always wish blood angels successors leaned into the sorta noble gilded savage bit that they have rather than the "god i love eating blood and flesh dont you guys" bit

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dont get me wrong flesh tearers raw as hell

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but also not my vibe bro

tiny shore
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Hadron just said "Trade with teh Xenos is highly restricted". So, there's some wiggle room to trade with some of the aliens? I couldn't imagine them trading with anyone that isn't Tau

somber stream
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Watch me become mossa 2.0

light nymph
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explorators, mechanicus, and ESPECIALLY rogue traders and inquisitors are allowed to bend (completely break) the rules of no xenos tech, cause it is almost ALWAYS better than ours, sometimes even ork gadgets

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how do you think they got those volkite lancers to start working again huh

tiny shore
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lasers

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yeah

light nymph
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microwave heat laser thingies

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hand wave it, its the make the bitch explode into blood beam

tiny shore
light nymph
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yeah warrent of trade allows that

tiny shore
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Trading with orks sounds wild

tired steeple
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y'all think a lasgun could cook a meal

light nymph
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well there are a LOT of orks who just like money

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so they do a lot of trading

tiny shore
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Hmm. Maybe you shoot a bunch of water to boil ?

tired steeple
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I was thinking that

ripe tangle
tired steeple
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or shooting logs so you can make a fire

tiny shore
ripe tangle
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on a whim too

light nymph
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uh iunno if lasgunsa re that modular

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you could prolly just use a powerpack or something

somber stream
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Dig a hole
Throw Grox in
Cover with hay
Throw a overcharged las pack in
Profit

light nymph
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yeah you get it

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someone read a death world survival primer

somber stream
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For da Emprah

light nymph
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what to do if see an ambull?
step 1: die

light nymph
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so sometimes greenboyz be goin on adventures

bright perch
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Random lore question: I remember Brunt went missing during an event. Did we ever find him?

light nymph
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he's somewhere on the ship

tiny shore
light nymph
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thats almost word for word what morrow says

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i think its rannick who asks him

bright perch
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I believe you friend

light nymph
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oke oke just clarifying

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some people like to joke instead of actually answer

light nymph
tiny shore
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Dude, that could be an awesome story/show tbh.

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Like, imagine some kind on a dumpy ass planet, but he becomes friends with an ork engineer/trader lol

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I'd like to see/read a book on that or something. instead of the orks being just some mindless meat to mow through

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seeing them do something interesting

light nymph
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im almost certain its prolly in a white dwarf magazine or something

tired steeple
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everything is

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most successor chapters are too

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especially ones with 0 design or lore

light nymph
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BIG UP OMEGA MARINES

marble tree
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Blood Axes are known to trade with humans

light nymph
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nova marines wish they had omega marines swag

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actually why pit two bad bitches against each other

marble tree
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also if you want ork-centric stories check out Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh! and the Ufthak Blackhawk novels. There's also a new one about the Mad Dok which I heard is pretty great as well

tiny shore
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I dont even know where to begin with reading 40k books

marble tree
tiny shore
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I am really interested in guardsmen, and was told gaunts ghosts was a good start, but stuff about orks sounds very troll as well

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oh wtf

light nymph
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guardsmen stories are if you ask me

tiny shore
light nymph
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the most fun and interesting

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boots on ground infatry perspective is often more compelling than that of a platoon of impervious astartes

tired steeple
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just read any of them really

somber stream
tired steeple
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just always make sure you're at the start

light nymph
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(im also still a big fan of the eisenhorn books)

tiny shore
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It's why I liked Darktide so much. It's less about crazy space magic and tech and masive shit going on and there's investigations, fighting block by block, small scale human problems that introduces you to the verse from the bottom

light nymph
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written by the guy who writes all the lore and fluff for this game!

tired steeple
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and not halfway through

like that one time I picked up a "the trouble with peace" or whatever it's called book and was on the sequel

tiny shore
light nymph
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i wish for the life of me i could remember what book i read a like chunk from

delicate vapor
tired steeple
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night lords omnibus is pretty good

light nymph
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it was a book that had a few interlocking perspectives of corrupted death guard laughing and enjoying sieging a war and then the perspective of planetary defence i think hearing through the smog the like bubbling laughter from the plague marines and how haunting it was

somber stream
tiny shore
somber stream
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Prob the same guy

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But with a melta

light nymph
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i wish i wish i wish i could remember what it was from cause i just remember how fascinating the description of the perspective of the plague marines from their own handiwork as like jubilant warriors, then to see it from a laymans perspective of it just being absolutely terrifying

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its evaded me for YEARS

tiny shore
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Being a plague marine sounds rough

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some armored rotted douche with puss exploding out your ass

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You can't convince me chaos is good at all

light nymph
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look at this puritan

somber stream
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I'd rather take tzeentch tbh

light nymph
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pft

tiny shore
light nymph
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WOULD RATHER TZEENTCH

tiny shore
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and not just unga bunga big evil tank

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which one is Sneetch

light nymph
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has the story of how magnus lost his eye taught you NOTHING

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even working for tzeentch is torment

arctic shoal
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Magnus just had skill issues

tiny shore
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I only know of the sex one, the flu one and the cool blood one

somber stream
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I don't like being stinky

light nymph
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at least grandpa stinkass and his plague marines are having a blast

somber stream
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Right.

light nymph
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like its part of the whole reason you join up with nurgle

somber stream
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Being stinky

light nymph
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relief from the despair and pain of endless decay

tiny shore
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which one can you follow that has the least gross physical mutations

light nymph
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not really the right line of work to be honest

somber stream
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tzeentch

light nymph
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NOT EVEN

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ONE OF THE WORST OPTIONS

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HE'S LITERALLY CALLED THE CHANGER

tiny shore
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Lemme follow chaos if I can just fly around in a space ship trading scrap or something and have immortality

light nymph
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he like REVELS in changing and randomly horribly mutating you !!!!!

somber stream
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Look, i've seen tzeentch's people. Comparing them to Slaaneshi and Nurgle is like

light nymph
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here's the key difference

somber stream
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The least mutated

light nymph
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they chose that life of crab claws and blood everywhere

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the guys of tzeentch have more often insidious painful horrible awful mutations and its NEVER by choice

tiny shore
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Whats the war/blood chaos gods name

light nymph
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KHORNE

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like the band

tiny shore
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Does Khorne give you puss face like nurgle or put balls on your chin like slanesh?

somber stream
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Yes Inquisitor, this heretic right here

delicate vapor
light nymph
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uh khorns mostly like

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horns and stuff

tired thicket
light nymph
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like all of the chaos gods kinda have a like signature mutation

tiny shore
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Shit, I could deal with a pair of horns I guess

light nymph
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but khorne i feel is more general

somber stream
light nymph
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like tzeentch loves his bird beaks with rows of human teeth, slaneesh loves crab claws, nurgle loves amphibian stuff and tentcles

tiny shore
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If he wants murder, just give me immortality and I'll go empty the bolter into a pack of Tzeentech or whatever the spelling is followers

light nymph
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yeah but like if you fail like even once

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khorne puts you in the super forever torture furnace

tiny shore
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Okay, new plan. Do they have cloaking tech in 40k that is kinda easy to get

light nymph
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he's strict like that he has high expectations

somber stream
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You know what

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Just stay loyal, mmmkay?

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No mutation, no condition

light nymph
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well

somber stream
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Just love the emprah

light nymph
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probably no mutation and hopefully no conditions

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gellar fields arent always reliable

tiny shore
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The second a chaos god gives me a weird mutation, i'm crashing a ship full of orks into their home world

somber stream
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Would be really funni

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But they'll get your ass

tiny shore
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I'll stick with humans if I can live on a shrine world cleaning statues or something lol

light nymph
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you know my favorite horrible thing that can befall you in 40k

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it wanders the gothic sector and calixis sector, its called the tyrant star

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its a sentient star that flys from place to place and brings horrible portents of doom

tiny shore
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wtf

light nymph
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and its not a ctan, or chaos thing

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nobody knows what the fuck it is

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its from the dark heresy ttrpg, love it

tiny shore
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it's the first god. before all the other gods lol

light nymph
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well no because the first gods were prolly like

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the ctan or something

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and this is another thing

tiny shore
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i've heard that before. were they the nekrons?

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before they became metal

light nymph
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they were the necron gods ? kinda

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its complicated

vale cairn
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WH40k has an actual living star that can move?! slugsweateyes

tiny shore
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They were the one s that convinced them to become metal right

light nymph
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my favorite aspect of 40k is all the weird unexplained nonsense that like white dwarf or the TTrpgs stuffs in

vale cairn
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Also is it true that there's some ancient lost history in 40k that the Warp didn't used to be so messed up, and was used by an ancient species, before things went to heck?

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Oh?

light nymph
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pits of sentient darkness, a flying star that brings doom, vortexes that send you through time and space but not through the warp

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so on and so on

vale cairn
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slugsweateyes !

light nymph
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fun stuff

light nymph
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its the old ones and the ctan

vale cairn
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Ah, makes sense

light nymph
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and something something the old ones made the orks, and humans and eldar (?), and then the ctan went to battle with them and destroyed the old ones and took over the galaxy and went to bed forever until they woke up

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fast foward its today

vale cairn
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I also love how there's serious implications about how the Mechanicus worships the Omnissiah, but somehow hasn't generated a Chaos God yet, considering it's thought of as a different entity than the Emperor, despite how they're supposed to see it as the Emperor. Meaning that the entity they worship... already exists.

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Ah

light nymph
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well that one is kinda explained

vale cairn
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I love the theory that the Omnissiah is the Void Dragon.

light nymph
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its either the omnissiah is big E

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or that shard of the ctan

vale cairn
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The Void Dragon

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Yeah

light nymph
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its always damn necrons

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every where you look

vale cairn
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Which might explain why the Mechanicus HYPERFIXATES on Necrons, and never seems to use xenotech from ANY OTHER SPECIES other than Necrons

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Yep

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The AdMech only ever seem to focus on Necrons even when other species' stuff also has xenarite potential

light nymph
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i went to go dig a hole to plant some stuff in my yard today, guess what i found in the hole, thats right necron tomb

vale cairn
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Which adds to the theory with the Void Dragon because of its history with the Necrons, as a C'tan.

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Heh yeah just about.

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Plot of the Mechanicus game right there

light nymph
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its the most overplayed but in my opinion hilarious twist in 40k

vale cairn
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"Oops this settled world is a tomb world"

light nymph
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lifted up a cool rock today on my walk to take home? entire necron tomb spider underneath

vale cairn
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Heh, yeah

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However, despite the theories why the Mechanicus hyperfixates on Necron stuff above all else, I would LOVE to see xenarites that use other species' stuff.

light nymph
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i think they focus on necrons because they're technophiles

vale cairn
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Yeah but no Tau?

light nymph
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and its the easiest to translate forbidden obsession

vale cairn
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Technophiles should be all over that stuff

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Eldar too

light nymph
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hey tell that to gw

vale cairn
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Even if it's funky space magic stuff

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Yeah

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They don't even have models for the Necron Xenarite stuff in the tabletop game.

light nymph
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i think there should of already been necron explorators going "we should map out the warpway lol and not tell anyone lol"

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not necron

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brain mush

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guys

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i have holes in my brain

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like a good baby swiss cheese slice

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i mean if the orks can find out how to get to commorragh

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why cant we

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maybe we'll find jigati khan along the way he's still in there right

unreal quiver
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black templars are pretty cool

light nymph
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maybe im too much of a cynic from my time with warhammer but i just cant bring up the care for them anymore like god just go be a grey knight if you like the inquisition so much

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let the crimson fists be number one most popular imperial fists successors they work so hard for it every year

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its like watching your favorite sanrio never win the popularity contest even if pompompurrin deserves number 1

delicate vapor
unreal quiver
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but Grimaldus

light nymph
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ill always love you batzmaru ill always vote for you

unreal quiver
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he’s so cool

somber stream
light nymph
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i like batzmaru

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but no one lese does

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everyones always voting for cinnamaroll or pompompurrin

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or that fucking bastard tuxedo san

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stupid ass fucking loser penguin piece of shit

marsh iris
light nymph
somber stream
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Such passion, i hope you prevail one day

light nymph
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oh sorry i didnt realize cool stuff wasnt allowed here

unreal quiver
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black templars should show up in Darktide as like the final thing that happens

somber stream
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I'm literally rooting for your team

light nymph
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lmao

somber stream
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Batmanru

light nymph
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refer to holes in brain comment from earlier

marsh iris
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darktide story will be a marketing stunt to boost more ultramarine sales, wait till the end

light nymph
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mainting the ultra smurf agenda is our top priority

somber stream
light nymph
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i mean it is set in the indomitus crusade

marsh iris
light nymph
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ultramarines descending on high to save the day is the whole point

marsh iris
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then grendyl will lose his shit

light nymph
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how else will you buy our new primaris marine models

marsh iris
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YOU FACKIN FAILED ME AGAIN RANICK

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NOW WE HAVE SMURFS

light nymph
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you have failed me again rannick, ultramarines really, not even a cool space marine faction like come on dude you had one job

somber stream
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I'd much prefer sisters

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Because sisters

light nymph
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its even plausable because tertium has like

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a canonized patron saint and everything right

somber stream
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Yes

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Saint Messalina

unreal quiver
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is Grendyl dead or something i saw that theory

marsh iris
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i think like a living ghost

light nymph
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would be maybe the funniest reveal ever

unreal quiver
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but i wouldn’t believe it cause now the arbiters are there and i think they’d like know if he was dead or something

somber stream
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Grendyl is Brahms's Grandfather a.k.a Mysterious voice

light nymph
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i think toughness is actually just the effect of the air on the morningstar being pumped full of amphetiamines like we're salvar chem dogs

somber stream
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The voices match with the Mortis trial and the one from Arbites trailer

light nymph
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well grendyls voice is not one voice

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its a number of voices

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in the i am a warrior bit half of the voices are our voices

somber stream
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Yes but one of them match with the Grandfather, coincidence?

unreal quiver
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maybe Brahm is the actual Inquisitor

light nymph
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no brahm is the worst rogue trader ever

somber stream
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There might not be an inquisition at all lmao

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See how Rannick is kept in the dark the entire time

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And has to prowl around searching for clues

light nymph
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rannick has a rossete bro you cant fake those

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inquisitors are just huge dickheads and not at all helpful

unreal quiver
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i guess it wouldn’t make sense for an inquisitors interrogator to be kept in the dark all the time

light nymph
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hasnt dan abnetts literary career taught you nothing

light nymph
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but like half of the inquisitor stories about their acolytes are like "okay i have a job and part of it is finding out what the fuck im actually supposed to be doing, thank goodness my inquisitor is so wise"

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part of 40k is suspending your disbelief when incredibly powerful people dont actually achieve their goals because they're incomprehensibly stupid for no reason

unreal quiver
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dont inquisitors have like multiple huge warbands not just 1 like grendyl has

light nymph
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well yeah but like grendyls are likely out of system

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plus not all inquisitors travel with their warband

marsh iris
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was grandfather brahm already was an inquisitor before he become ghost?

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nothing on this yeah?

somber stream
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Nothing

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We know he and the magos is up to something, and it's draining the mourning star's power real bad

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Power outage happen every now and then

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Engine stop to work occassionally

light nymph
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i think and guys i dont think you remember, grandfather is prolly part of one of the most powerful noble families in the sector because like brahms is a rogue trader

marsh iris
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maybe grendyl is preserved somewhere on the ship

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kharib trying to revive or keep him alive or some sort

somber stream
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If Grendyl = Brahms then yes

light nymph
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just incomprehensible levels of power and wealth at her disposal

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rivaling that of inquisitors

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(hence why they often get pressed into service so often)

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(see example this game, inquisitor martyr, eisenhorn a few times, rogue trader the game)

unreal quiver
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did Brunt die

modern bobcat
#

I thought there was a hint that Grendyl may not actually be an Inquisitor

light nymph
#

he's around

modern bobcat
#

Brunt is actually Swagger

#

it's just a very effective disguise

unreal quiver
#

Brunt is so cool

light nymph
#

the almost word for word explanation is "he's somewhere on the ship"

somber stream
#

Leading theory is that he's Brahms's Grandfather

modern bobcat
#

In Frip Frop's latest thing

#

he mentions that it's suggested Grendyl may be lying about being an Inquisitor

#

but due to passage of time it's kind of gotten messed up and so they believe him

vale cairn
#

Huh

gaunt wind
#

Fake it til you make it

somber stream
#

Or maybe he did actually have ties with the inquisition

light nymph
#

dan abnett what are you cooking

marsh iris
#

i guess Brunt is being used alot in the warband, maybe thats why he is not around a lot in the mourningstar

modern bobcat
#

That was latest video on the Brahms revelations

light nymph
#

other than the morrow memories which are set DECADES ago

#

he's just somewhere, voidships are big you see

marsh iris
#

maybe he's being used as a platform to be possessed by grendyl from kharib experiment

#

🤯

light nymph
gaunt wind
#

the ship class the mourningstar is are about a mile long and carry close to 30,000 crew

modern bobcat
#

Around 4min35s in video

light nymph
#

bros just los

modern bobcat
#

he mentions that "Grendyl may not even be an Inquisitor"

#

But anyway DT lore vids are usually just for fun

marsh iris
#

yeah thats the fun bit

#

all is just deception

somber stream
#

Actually I'm Grendyl

modern bobcat
#

Maybe Grendyl is Tzeentch

somber stream
#

Trying to raise several regiment of Felinid on Tertium but dickbag Nurgle kept getting in the way

marsh iris
#

tzeentch hate nurgies

gaunt wind
#

Grendyl is probably at least inquisition adjacent at the very least highly influential in Atoma

somber stream
#

The power of cat girls are just too great for chaos

light nymph
#

im still more curious as to why all of these grand political forces are converging on a place that makes slightly above average steel

#

like hell why does nurgle want this fucking place

#

its so imporant to everyone for something

gilded socket
#

| | |

|| |_

light nymph
marsh iris
light nymph
#

okay true

gaunt wind
#

Arent Leman Russ tanks manufactured on Atoma or am i schizoing

light nymph
#

he do be like that

somber stream
#

Moebian steel

modern bobcat
#

Nurgle wants anywhere that he can fill with diseases

light nymph
gaunt wind
#

and if he can fuck over the imperium while doing it why not

light nymph
#

well i mean its the plague wars he's going for the hole in one currently

#

besieging terra rn

#

during darktide i mean

#

kinda nuts he managed that and none of the other lazy ass chaos gods have in like 40 thousand years

#

fuckin losers

gaunt wind
#

40k lore is ramping up so it will be super interesting to see major events in the story get mentioned in future updates like soon the imperium will know the Lion has returned I need interactions about that

modern bobcat
#

Emora is such a hottie

light nymph
#

i mean at current

#

40k lore is a lot of "holy shit i wonder what they're gonna do with that"

#

and then the answer is nothing

#

GW world champion dissapointer 15 years running

somber stream
#

Nothing ever happens

light nymph
#

no wait they revealed that actually that cool thing that eldar do?

#

actually its an infinitely less cool thing

#

god

#

i dont even LIKE eldar and that still makes me mad

#

plus also the huge lore beat of "terra is under attack for the first time in like 30 thousand years" kinda was already defused like 3 years ago

modern bobcat
#

Funniest outcome would be if Grendyl is the first ever Servitor Inquisitor

light nymph
#

SERVITOR CLASS INCOMING

modern bobcat
#

got dooted by the warp so hard they had to rebuild him

light nymph
#

servitor class
95% dr
cant interact with objectives
cant pick anything up
No guns
can only throw hands ever so slightly
cant sprint

#

12 dolla coming to a steam store near you

modern bobcat
#

Play Havoc with pubs, the servitors are already in the game

light nymph
gilded socket
#

| | |

|| |_

gaunt wind
light nymph
#

combat servitors are so expensive bro we cant be fielding those !!!

gaunt wind
#

You got combat servitor money?

light nymph
#

what do you think we are, made of throne gelts

#

but fr though

#

all these factorums where tf are the red robes

#

not even bodies of them

#

the only tech priests we know of both live on OUR ship

gaunt wind
#

They were extracted of course the mechanicum takes care of its own

light nymph
#

this isn't mechanicus you can drop the act

gaunt wind
#

in reality probably just didnt feel like making models for them lol

gilded socket
#

I just saw the cringiest pfp ever

gaunt wind
#

how cringey we talking

light nymph
#

what if he's talking about you

gilded socket
#

A trace of the chad wojack meme

light nymph
#

WHAT IF HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME

somber stream
#

Chad memes are funni

gilded socket
#

For 4chan users yeah

light nymph
#

iunno i think the face apped guardsmen is pretty funny

marsh iris
#

nah its me

somber stream
light nymph
#

faceapp smiles have a certain perfection in the funny department

somber stream
#

Always strive to be better guardsman

marsh iris
#

vibesman

gaunt wind
#

Lowest Morale Guardsman

light nymph
#

btw on the topic of mechanicus, i recently replayed it

#

faustinius the most like absolutely goated and zooted out of his mind commander in the galaxy

#

just tanks a necron tomb world with like 4 tech priests

rugged vigil
#

Hey guys are Rampage & Wrath ok blessings on my Devil Claw blade?

tiny shore
#

Are there any regular humans that have authority over space marine chapters or any of the other crazy big organizations? Something besides Rogue Traders? I guess RT's probably only have that level of power in their own territory

gaunt wind
#

The Inquisition, the High lords of terra

light nymph
#

and those people are space wolves fans

#

and grey knights haters

tiny shore
#

Imagine being some regular human and you have to try and tell an whole space marine chapter to do something they dont wanna

light nymph
#

who traditionally, never on the wrong side of gw history

#

they just wouldn't listen

#

most space marines sorta exist almost on another plane of existence where the only thing that registers to them on any personal level is another space marine or a lethal threat

gaunt wind
#

the high lords of terra have the minotaurs who sometimes do what they say, and the inquisition has the deathwatch and the grey knights

light nymph
#

they're kinda all dickheads

#

but they got that big E jawline so you cant stay too mad at them

tiny shore
#

Wonder what would happen if they went into a Rogue Traders territory and started messing with their shit

light nymph
#

depends on the rogue trader

#

amicable servants of the warrant would prolly avoid starting something with the angels of death, however most rogue traders arent uh amicable and would start something with the angels of death

#

which is at least 2 rogue trader related short stories of fluff in the koronus expanse

arctic shoal
#

Rogue traders when they forget to pay their taxes:

light nymph
#

check out rogue trader TTRPG !

#

i forget who felled aspyce chorda

#

i know it was a big effort

#

but its been a while since i brushed up on my rogue trader ttrpg stuff

tiny shore
#

I mean like. Imagine a rogue trader is doing basically everything right. expanding, paying tithes etc. some space marines, for whatever reason, end up in their territory causing problems. If the RT only answers to the emperor(I assume because of the warrant), then could the RT enact any sort of action to take care of the chungus boys?

light nymph
#

yeah

#

and they would

#

and the marines would fight back

tiny shore
#

I imagine Terra or whoever else is in charge would maybe have to step in

light nymph
#

this is the crux of the issue of trying to give absolute athority to multiple groups of people

#

the people of terra dont have fucking time for this !

#

do you know how long it takes for mail to get to terra

tiny shore
arctic shoal
#

Yeah they are busy been told by Number Man to reform stuff

tiny shore
#

Number man?

light nymph
#

yeah most of the high lords are busy shitting their pants forever after guiliman orchestrated the age of apostay 2!!!!!!!

tiny shore
#

John Countindigits?

arctic shoal
#

Robot Guildman

light nymph
#

blue boy

tiny shore
#

Guilliaman is like the second son or something of E right?

light nymph
#

i mean i dont like the guy but kinda raw as fuck to go "man it would of been better if chaos had won" right to their faces

tiny shore
#

OR the leader of the biggest SM faction?

gaunt wind
#

13th son

arctic shoal
#

The biggest ultrasmurf
Optimization primarch edition

gilded socket
arctic shoal
#

the guy in gold and blue

tiny shore
#

Ah, is he the only one that stuck around or something

light nymph
#

was big E numbering the eggs like you do with lizards

arctic shoal
#

Don't think he was

light nymph
#

he was uh

#

dead

#

for like 10 thousand years

gaunt wind
#

He was the only one still kicking around for a bit

arctic shoal
#

It's more in the order they returned to terra/were discovered why primarchs are numbered

light nymph
#

then he got better

gaunt wind
#

for a while there were no primarchs

light nymph
#

which again you have to refer to the like

#

scale of deadness in 40k

#

its like a 1 to 5 scale of how dead you can be

#

most people are sitting at 3 or 4 when they die

#

only like a handful of people are truly at 5

gaunt wind
#

Horus is at a 5

light nymph
#

yeah i was gonna say

#

guiliman was like

tiny shore
#

the least being psychic stasis

light nymph
#

a 2?

#

a 1

#

lionel johnson was a 1 i guess

gaunt wind
#

Sigismund is a 5 F

tiny shore
#

what happened to horus anyway? Was he chopped up and thrown into a black hole or something

#

I know he lost

somber stream
#

"Sadly i died,

But i live!"

light nymph
#

he got his soul psychicly obliterated

gaunt wind
#

Big E destroyed his soul

tiny shore
#

LOL

light nymph
#

exact choice of words "obliterated"

gaunt wind
#

He gone

tiny shore
#

Big E standing for Exodia out here

light nymph
#

like i said no way to come back

#

like big E

#

i think he's like what

#

a 2 on the scale

#

maybe a 3

#

cause his souls still kicking about all over

gaunt wind
#

Hes juicing up in the warp right now

halcyon glen
#

Can you hear me?

tiny shore
#

what if E is hiding himself in the warp somehow

light nymph
#

well

#

yeah he is

#

kinda

tiny shore
#

trying to form into a psychic god

light nymph
#

well some of him

gaunt wind
#

Literally feeding off psychic energy and the combined belief of mankind to become a god

tiny shore
#

Maybe he pulled a daniel jackson, and ascended and his body is just an antenna for his powers

light nymph
#

or the theory is he's just gonna zoop into that flesh homunculous big E the drukari are making

#

who really knows

#

that would be so funny though

#

drukari accidentally ressurect big e

gaunt wind
#

Big E is basically in a 1v4 right now

light nymph
#

wouldn't be the first stupid mistake they made

#

i mean how the fuck did they get orks on their lawn

#

they're in another dimension

tiny shore
#

"Uh guys, you forgot to put an ass on this body. how do i take my emperor sized shits now?"

gaunt wind
#

Orks go where they please

light nymph
#

i dont remember if that lore bit ever went anywhere

#

the big E homunculus

tiny shore
#

Big e 1v4 in the warp fighting the chaos gods

tiny shore
light nymph
#

i know they were making it out of desperation to make a warp conduit or something to beat back the like unraveling of reality where commoragh sits

gaunt wind
#

Theres like 100+ plot lines that could drastically change the lore just hanging around lol

light nymph
#

but really didnt keep up wth it

tiny shore
#

Big E "I ain't hear no bell"

light nymph
#

well its also the fact his soul is shattered into thousands possibly millions of shards

halcyon glen
#

Slinky vagabond

light nymph
#

and most of the time when you see an actual honest to god miracle in 40k it was prolly a piece of him

tiny shore
#

Just boxing Khorne and spraying Nurgle with galaxy lysol

light nymph
#

cause even as tiny little shards he still contains incomprehensible power and foresight

tiny shore
light nymph
#

cause he's just that good

tiny shore
#

I thought emprah basically sat in the throne while his body husked and basically only his brain working

molten matrix
#

Nope

#

His soul shattered

halcyon glen
#

Do you remember your president Nixon

#

Have you been an unamerican?

tiny shore
#

Dixchard Rixon

light nymph
#

and also not very well explained

#

and also not very well thought out either

#

but its kinda cool if you hand waive the specifics

tiny shore
#

If it shattered, then are all souls, at least humans some weird form of energy from the warp that goes back there when they die

light nymph
#

uh

#

bro this is getting into uncharted waters

tiny shore
#

if so, instead of human souls being like little briquettes of charcoal or something, Big E is like 1000 nuclear power plants

gaunt wind
#

Big E is reforming his soul in the warp its just an extremely slow process due to having to hold chaos at bay and keep the astronomican lit to guide humanity through the warp

light nymph
#

and also just doing lil funnies along the way

#

as he tends to do

tiny shore
#

He should give a random human a shot of E juice for a few decades to see what happens

gaunt wind
#

all humans have a varying presence within the warp

tiny shore
halcyon glen
#

Taking it all the right way

light nymph
mental jasper
#

what stat do i dump on helbore

tiny shore
#

Hoped that only chaos tainted souls could be directly taken or funneled into chaos gods and that humans who weren't tained when dying, had their souls kinda go into the warp and then it was basically up to whoever finds em first in there to claim em

gaunt wind
tiny shore
#

Bro, 40k verse just sounds like being a nekron and becoming a scrap seller on some dumpy planet in the space boonies is the only safe bet

light nymph
#

its kinda case sensitive

#

there's really no safe bets

#

its sorta part of the whole dealio

#

grim darkness, only war, yadda yadda

gaunt wind
tiny shore
#

Ahhh yeah, i heard of that

#

Spacethan Drake

#

heh

#

Primarch of the Explorer's Legion

mental jasper
tiny shore
#

damn, even nekrons succomb to corona virus

#

its either that or warp juiced stuxnet

#

both

gaunt wind
#

Mankinds greatest general Lord Solar Macharius lead a crusade across the stars and only stopped because the shit in the halo stars made his crusade want to return home (they did conquer over a thousand worlds)

#

Space alexander the great

gilded socket
#

Tech priest wife who loves you

#

But

#

Lesbian

somber stream
#

Imagine the smell

maiden jacinth
#

Loves you but doesn't love you

gilded socket
#

Loves you if woman

gilded socket
maiden jacinth
#

Now, apathetic and sassy techpriest companion who stays with you and fixes all your shit

somber stream
#

Whatever that's left from the unattended flesh bits

maiden jacinth
#

Thats good

gaunt wind
#

Loves you but wants to "upgrade" you

gilded socket
maiden jacinth
#

You aren't boning a techpriest

marsh iris
#

fellow smeller

maiden jacinth
#

Youd sooner get a fleshlight servitor

south jetty
#

the sniffer

gilded socket
marsh iris
#

phero huffer

south jetty
#

Tech-priests can get freaky with each other, but be careful

jaunty path
#

I can do anything!

gilded socket
#

Oh

south jetty
maiden jacinth
#

Report to mars to get ur coochie turned into a databank. You failure of the omnisiah

gilded socket
#

Is this supposed to be flirting, this is sad

somber stream
#

1 Sister of Battle please

south jetty
somber stream
#

The ones with Heavy Bolter

#

Devastator was it called?

maiden jacinth
#

Usb4.0k

jaunty path
#

Windows usb connect sound
windows usb disconnect sound

gilded socket
maiden jacinth
#

In the 41st millennium there is only Linux

tiny shore
#

Linux Tech Tips

maiden jacinth
#

Basically what the omnisiah is

gaunt wind
#

Theres a robot lady in my ear that calls me her little varlet

south jetty
#

nice World of Warcraft Forsaken portrait pfp

tiny shore
#

When are the dark tech priests gonna start the robot wars???

somber stream
#

Omnissiah is actually Hatsune Miku

gilded socket
#

Miky

#

Miky

halcyon glen
#

Today is a great day (not just for freedom)

gilded socket
#

Miky

south jetty
#

Miku Mouse

maiden jacinth
#

She got deleted as scrapcode after trying to pipe bomb mars

south jetty
#

I wonder what Belisarius Cawl is hiding in there. 🫃

maiden jacinth
#

GWs latest nonsensical plotbaby

south jetty
#

A whole litter

maiden jacinth
#

Mpreg with the emperor

halcyon glen
#

The Gouster is back baby

gilded socket
#

Im so lonely

somber stream
maiden jacinth
#

We can't fix that

somber stream
#

The Emperor loves you

#

Or just

south jetty
#

I need a Baneblade

maiden jacinth
#

No the "emperor" (omnisiah) loves them

somber stream
#

Get a gfen

gilded socket
maiden jacinth
#

Go rizz up hadron you sad bot

gilded socket
#

No one wants to date a cyborg seriously

somber stream
#

Mind explain the step of you attempting to acquire a gfen?

maiden jacinth
#

Before your fleshy bits wither into archaeotech

halcyon glen
#

Somebody up there likes me

gilded socket
somber stream
#

Yeah nah that's not it

halcyon glen
#

So divine

maiden jacinth
#

Use your mechadendrites and start ballin

#

Really impress the voidrats

gilded socket
#

Im fuckin useless like a toaster without being plugged in

somber stream
#

You can fascinate a human female with a roll of cheese

maiden jacinth
#

Toaster makes toast, not useless

somber stream
#

A cheese roll, if you will

halcyon glen
#

Every lasting smile shines on the whole human race

#

Don’t hurry baby somebody up there likes me

vale cairn
#

I really hope that if they're able to make new classes now, that one of the next ones on the list is Tech-Priest.

south jetty
#

I want cheese

halcyon glen
#

(of course)

maiden jacinth
#

Sorry nova

vale cairn
#

Tech-Adept?

maiden jacinth
#

But thats for darktide 3 2105

vale cairn
#

You're messing with me

halcyon glen
#

So divine

vale cairn
#

Thanks

gaunt wind
#

Definitely a tech adept a tech priest wouldnt be caught dead with us

halcyon glen
#

His soul shines

maiden jacinth
#

I am and im not

south jetty
#

I need Scaevola to show these flimsy-faith tech-priests how the Stygians do things

maiden jacinth
#

Realistically its gonna be something mechanicus

vale cairn
#

Yeah

gilded socket
#

Back to casting several lines to catch something

#

Anything

maiden jacinth
#

But it takes a lot of work especially VA to get a new class. So theyre gonna be a while

vale cairn
#

Well we have Arbite now. And the background condition of being an inmate is out the window with that one getting a different background, so who knows what they can do now.

#

Yeah true

#

I don't expect it soon

south jetty
#

Unfortunately this is the worst place to find anyone for kiss and smooch activities

vale cairn
#

I'm still super excited we got a new class at all. And Arbite.

maiden jacinth
#

Give it a year or two

somber stream
vale cairn
#

Mhm

south jetty
#

Arby's

maiden jacinth
vale cairn
#

I've been waiting this long for a new class and we got one. (Arbite.) I'm jazzed.

maiden jacinth
vale cairn
#

I can wait longer.

south jetty
halcyon glen
#

(Somebody) likes me

maiden jacinth
#

You dont want ogryn smooches?!

#

🫵 🫃 🪨

somber stream
#

Good lord General chat is in a whirl again

gilded socket
#

Im also looking for another tech priest to go for in reality

somber stream
#

DON'T SEEK LOVE IN A SERVER ABOUT SPACE RACISM

vale cairn
#

Huh

halcyon glen
#

What should I use to fill the empty spaces?

maiden jacinth
#

In the 41st millennium, there is only love

jaunty path
#

Whats wrong with romantic space racism?

maiden jacinth
#

Doki doki heresy club

south jetty
somber stream
gaunt wind
#

People ask "why no female ogryn" and its because I kept them all for myself

gilded socket
#

Not me

maiden jacinth
#

You want to kiss the flying thingy?

somber stream
#

Can't reproduce with 2 male 💔

gilded socket
#

Im a girl

somber stream
#

Make love for war

maiden jacinth
#

Not with that attitude 🫃

halcyon glen
#

How shall I fill the final places?

#

How should I complete the wall?

jaunty path
somber stream
#

I mean if you swing that way yes

south jetty
#

I'm aroace. All I like is fiction. Also I'm not a woman

somber stream
#

But they're looking for gals

halcyon glen
#

Boys keep swinging

maiden jacinth
#

Ah I see

south jetty
#

And... I game 🎲

gilded socket
#

I think i see the light

halcyon glen
#

She’s got medals

maiden jacinth
#

Can you be my ace attorney?

#

I may have got in some trouble over rashun...

south jetty
#

who up getting nat 1's in Pathfinder 1e to do math

somber stream
#

OBJECTION

south jetty
#

Nat 1 with a -1 modifier

somber stream
#

Jk i have nothing to object, i just feels like saying it

maiden jacinth
#

0, never failed

halcyon glen
#

What do you want from me?

gilded socket
#

Money

#

Clothes

#

Flashy hoes

halcyon glen
#

Cluster one

maiden jacinth
#

Or if you ever got a true 0. Would it cause a mini black hole as your consequences

#

Uh oh, techysbian has devolved into vestures user

#

Someone save them from the slop!

south jetty
gilded socket
halcyon glen
#

I am just a new boy

maiden jacinth
#

Thanks for reminding me, I should play bloodbowl 2 ogres again

somber stream
#

What even is reality

maiden jacinth
#

I hsd been failing stupid rolls till now

solid compass
#

It would be cool if there was bloat flies as a flying enemy
(Disappears)

gilded socket
#

WHO IS TECHYSBIAN

south jetty
#

I'm the tech-priest that gets caught appeasing machinery in the most effective, most frowned upon way

get me the lubricae

maiden jacinth
jaunty path
#

Hardon has to be game

#

Hadron*

south jetty
#

Hardon

somber stream
#

Hagdron

jaunty path
#

LOL

maiden jacinth
#

No, it is hardon

south jetty
#

thank you

gaunt wind
#

Hardon

gilded socket
maiden jacinth
#

She will peg

south jetty
maiden jacinth
#

Ur red robe person

jaunty path
#

Hag is an understatement

gilded socket
#

I am techpriest

#

Yes

somber stream
jaunty path
#

Sh'es probably in the hundreds.

gilded socket
#

Lady brahms…

maiden jacinth
#

Why not talk to them sparky weirdos

gilded socket
#

Stinky

maiden jacinth
#

Use them to detect bitches

#

Only good use for them

halcyon glen
#

Wearing the inside out

gilded socket
#

Are you calling me bitchless?

somber stream
#

I mean

maiden jacinth
#

Do you have a rock?

gilded socket
#

Not onme

maiden jacinth
#

Then ur bitchless chadgryn

amber delta
#

hello sharttakers

south jetty
gilded socket
#

Oh

amber delta
south jetty
maiden jacinth
#

Start flashing some stone and you can get the bone

halcyon glen
#

Dolby audio

gilded socket
amber delta
south jetty
#

Lmao

#

imagine being 393 years old and still having to deal with idiots like us

maiden jacinth
#

There u go red robe

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Make a copy of hadron

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Get yourself some gilf

south jetty
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I love her so much it makes me look malfunctional

gilded socket
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Hadron made me

somber stream
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Hardron

maiden jacinth
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The circle of machinery is just that, a circle

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Return to sender

south jetty
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Haddy Hagdaddy im gonna throw uuuuuup

maiden jacinth
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Bust, if you will

delicate vapor
south jetty
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What is busting but throwing up from elsewhere anyway

amber delta
halcyon glen
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Marooned

maiden jacinth
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That is correct

somber stream
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It's the act of letting go

gilded socket
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Who want me

somber stream
south jetty
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what the hell going on

maiden jacinth
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Best I can do is 40 aquillas and this half eaten sandwich

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Take it or leave it

amber delta
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I come with texas

somber stream
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Shush, i'm haggling

maiden jacinth
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Haggin*

gilded socket
somber stream
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Deal

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You're mine

gilded socket
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A new member has joined your party

south jetty
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You can just evade taxes

maiden jacinth
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Ha, get it. Theyre a dude

amber delta
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a new hand touches the beacon

gilded socket
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Secret tax attack max damage

marsh iris
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i want something with flesh, not metal parts, im normal

maiden jacinth
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She was definitely a freak. Leaving her beacon in a random chest of all things

marsh iris
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and human

south jetty
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I bet Pasqal Hanuemann could dodge taxes like he dodges taking a bath like a normal person

somber stream
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Damn, imagine looting the chest

maiden jacinth
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Garut not wanting to enjoy the silicone valley experience

south jetty
marsh iris
gilded socket
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We love robolesbians

south jetty
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I'm reducing competition for you

marsh iris
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thank you

south jetty
marsh iris
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convenient freak

south jetty
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where the machinery at

maiden jacinth
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If you were the one that managed to get a dommynarius mommyarius hadron

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Do you think she'd make your luck even worse to just tease you?

gilded socket
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Where da graia guns at

marsh iris
somber stream
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Pipebomb Wolfer via mail

gilded crown
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@waxen walrus

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Good day

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Hello darktiders

marsh iris
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Oil

gilded socket
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Darktid

south jetty
marsh iris
somber stream
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Embed failed, roping myself

south jetty
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not allowed

marsh iris
somber stream
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One can't even hang himself these day?

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Can't have shit in Tertium

marsh iris
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becoming a reject is the alternative

somber stream
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Don't wanna

tardy citrus
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i hope assassination missions get reworked
i wanna have that on release experience again

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also ive been having a lil bug showing the same curio in two slots

somber stream
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I have the same curio in two slots

rugged vigil
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Hey guys, would Flak + Cara be better on my combat axe rather than Flak + Maniac ?

modern bobcat
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since carapace is crushers and mauler head piece

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but unyielding gets you iirc crushers and monstrosities too

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check the class chat guides in Vet chat and Zealot chat though

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those have the best stat builds on weapons

modern bobcat
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JoPlays is sometimes better

west root
modern bobcat
somber stream
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Saw that

tacit geode
ripe tangle
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You saw nothing Licht

somber stream
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American activities

tacit geode
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Scab ragers have flak heads

modern bobcat
round mica
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Flak is scab maulers

tacit geode
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And maulers have cara heads and flak bodies

modern bobcat
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Maulers have Carapace heads