darktide-pics-vids

[fallow bison]

And management changes and stuff

[twilit bane]

🤔

why do swedish people love coop games so much?

are they just that friendly?

[fallow bison]

I don't know

They are also making den of the wolves rn

Simon viklund and ulf anderson

The guy who is one of the twins who started the whole payday thing

And the guy who made all the music

[mossy coral]

All the devs with coop dev experience work inside like a 1.5km radius circle in Stockholm so they just do what they're good at I guess

[noble nebula]

if it means better -tide games, fine by me

[runic pelican]

ofc u play the game and it looks like modded WoW

and that FOV is like competitive CS

no doubting ur skills im just being petty

[misty mural]

my game is prettier than yours

[west cobalt]

what the frick

[meager elm]

they mightve known each other

[gentle delta]

[blissful otter]

is it weird that its still glowing after we destroyed it?

[gentle delta]

A glitch, it looks

[blissful otter]

figures

[faint falcon]

they were best friends RIP

[hollow zenith]

Can you tell the dev team to make every "Lights out" mission like this? @terse bane

[lyric tree]

Lag?

[green heron]

Yeah

[versed anvil]

I'm actually crying man how do you come up with this

[green heron]

scab bruiser.............

😢

[gentle delta]

He's even the one with the nose too.....

😔

What a loss

Condolences to his family

[odd river]

Goat Simulator, V Rising, Raft, Valheim, Satisfactory, all these games comes from the same town in Sweden.

[chilly mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-spiderverse-dragon-ball-gif-16710249899645766833

[faint falcon]

why does he look so normal

[fallow bison]

Seeing people play with max FOV and have their arms be twice the size with the entire screen distorted disgusts me so much

[olive condor]

same, looks so dumb

not even competetive cs, they dont do it

its quake/tf2 stuff

[lyric tree]

Why increase the FOV

[olive condor]

"to see more lol"

the default slider in the options is enough

[green heron]

Because by giving him a story, you can look past the bias and the corruption and see a real, human being. Humanization incarnate

But also he might just be really fking weird

[lyric tree]

Moebian 6th are tragic heroes and they got corrupted due to left to die on Nox Alpha

😢

[mystic dirge]

Daily reminder that no one is the good guys in 40k

except tau who never did anything wrong ever

[undone robin]

Emperor asking for blood now?

[twilit bane]

technically being wrathful for the emperor is fine

the reason orks dont empower chaos gods is because they have their own gods who can redirect their emotions to

ok like not wrathful but if you have a hardon for humanity and kill for the imperium you should be fine

[pale fog]

true and real

[agile cedar]

good guys is not a question that matters in 40k. Its just survival of the fittest at a galactic scale.

[cold marten]

This is a chaos psyop, it's how people join chaos cults

[lyric tree]

Along with Feudal system via tithes

[tidal venture]

Except for the Imperium, who are indeed the good guys

Luv me Emprah
Luv me continued existence of humanity and material reality

[fallow bison]

Navigators are chill fr

They drive

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-drive-sigma-gif-561916353999261501

[restive path]

Astropaths have sick fucking tunes

https://youtu.be/6_dS01sj2V0?si=YkHjq-3vvO_rIBCt

This is the music they made for the Astropathic Chior's machinery on your ship in RT

You know the music is in universe to some extent bc its the only place your RT is able to ask an NPC about the weird music they keep hearing.

[wheat trout]

Beat havoc 40 with 4 psyks. Was tough but very fun !

[mystic dirge]

oh my god its...almost john darktide?

[ember axle]

Normal day in the hive, just getting some Grims.

[vestal leaf]

@high drum

[high drum]

[oblique stirrup]

It must be a illuminate melee

[oblique stirrup]

New dies of cringe template

More funny edit bits I made

[thorny torrent]

Maybe

Seems like a reasonable step up from killzone

Then again they might just stick to collabs with other ps IPs atm

Resistance for example

[lilac flax]

since when did they add the world's time stop to darktide

[quasi surge]

is still possible to get all 80% and a 62% like this or 61%?

[faint falcon]

I have one that has a 62%

[fallow bison]

It is more like

Some stats are actually 79.5

Those remaining .5s get piled up in the dump stat

But it rounds up so u don't see it

That's what I been told

[hollow zenith]

https://youtu.be/8vtAcZ7h2cg?si=lWA9sdqMRvzthKI1

@ornate geode @chilly nebula

My buddy did it just the match before too

[chilly nebula]

Lee

[pliant dove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FycV-Ytd-1U

[wild solstice]

Random bullshit go

[undone robin]

Oh. Sever lagging out again.

[olive condor]

i just noticed that the ogryn is a bit off on this frame

[faint falcon]

hes shy

[pure merlin]

well then someone's been busy

[undone robin]

My man is an "Old Guard "

Context: The Old Guard was the elite veteran unit of Napoleon Bonaparte's Imperial Guard during the Napoleonic Era (early 19th century).

[pure merlin]

which one is the best to get? (top down for each)

[gentle mesa]

80 60

Except for like 2-3 weapons

[pure merlin]

seems to be the best but imagine getting an even 76, id keep that fs

[gentle mesa]

Have fun finding it

I have yet to see one in any form

[fallow bison]

60 is not hard to find

[gentle mesa]

A full 76

[fallow bison]

Got a few of them at low levels

I think the default weapons you get are full 76 too

[odd river]

Tempestus Scions / Kasrkins themed armour.

[fallow bison]

That's straight up the eviscarator

What

[odd river]

People will do anything for clicks nowadays.

[fallow bison]

There is no fucking way they are adding this without getting exterminatused by GW

[odd river]

They aren't talking about this "leak" on the Helldivers discord, so just bait.

[fallow bison]

Lmao

Neither does the subreddit

[vestal leaf]

🤷‍♂️ Made it clear to cyber I don't know how real that is I don't care much for any HD2 related #general-chat message

[fallow bison]

That's 100% fake

Even if there was a 40k collab the giant chainsword is the last thing they would add, especially not before the normal chainsword, or a power sword

[vestal leaf]

K

[west crystal]

Power Sword wouldn't be quite as iconic

When people think of 40k, it's 1st the Chain Swords and Boltguns

[mossy coral]

It's probably a helldivers-ified chainsword

[fallow bison]

Yep

Definitely not a giant chainsword

2 handed too

The game already has sabers and whatever, they would fuck up a 2 handed greatsword

[west crystal]

1h or 2h doesn't matter 💀

[vivid flint]

The JAR already functions like a bolter

How much of a step will the chainsword be really?

[fallow bison]

And come on if it was a real leak it would have been talked about literally anywhere instead of a random tweet from someone no one heard of

I won't believe it until I hear or see it in anywhere credible

[vivid flint]

Wasn't the tweet from Irons1ghts? He's a prominent Helldivers leaker

[fallow bison]

There is not enough proof and one guy isn't enough.

Anyone could easily make that image

[proud gale]

What weapon benefits from 76* the most tho?

[fallow bison]

I don't think there is any weapon that isn't at its best when 60%

Right?

[proud gale]

Movement speed sitting at 60% nearly always

[vestal leaf]

@young pilot

[proud gale]

Why is that their name lol

[vestal leaf]

Idk makes it easy to remember tho

[fallow bison]

Or defences

Or warp resistance

Really everything has a stat that's just useless that any point you take from anything else and put it there makes it worse than a 60%

[proud gale]

Pov me using my slab shield made of paper instead of steel

https://tenor.com/view/wonder-woman-wonder-woman-movie-shield-gal-gadot-blocking-gif-5717903

Probably gonna get some flak for it but I dumped reloadspeed on my bolt pistol

[vestal leaf]

That's not unheard of since it already has a good reload and with the right vet playstyle you never reload anyways

[undone robin]

Bolter 15 rounds. Gone in 3 seconds after holding down the trigger

[proud gale]

On god can we give the ogryn a bolt gun

[undone robin]

He's already have a sniper rifle machine gun and machine gun that side almost like real space marine bolter

I was also planning on making a devil claw meme video

Cuz we don't have that many

I'm not good with editting much just some basic cut and put it in

[proud gale]

Rip devil claw after the duelling came out

[undone robin]

I still running around with it. It still good honestly if you are in pinned situation

[proud gale]

I still use it on my zealot, just a good backup

[west crystal]

Heavy Bolter could work "Gunlugger" have it in Only War\Shield of Humanity

[proud gale]

Are there any other guns an ogryn could use? cause yk oggy loves using their guns and totally don't have limiters to prevent them using all their ammo

[west crystal]

Shield of Humanity give them Autocannons (With Twin Autocannons), Lascannon, Multilaser and Heavy Bolter

[proud gale]

Poor vet

[vestal leaf]

He was in fact not fine

[mystic dirge]

even had a health stim, he was asking for it

[rocky grail]

It would seem my weapon has been blessed by the Emperor himself

[mystic dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM1ZPkwW1YU

[brittle mesa]

why does this keep happening

like this is the 3rd time now

I finish a mission I get ejected

I can't get the weapon or the exp

like why

I hate this

[mystic dirge]

you have displeased the machine spirit

[orchid heart]

Wait how is that possible

[brittle mesa]

damn ad mechs

I will poop in their incense jar I swear

[misty mural]

havoc 40, 0 damage taken no bubble

[high drum]

how does one do this

[faint falcon]

snug as a bug in a rug

[oblique stirrup]

19€ for mortis and only 4€ Havoc

[misty void]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-danny-devito-danny-devito-this-sucks-gif-14814390612055403387

[vestal leaf]

Only way im beating trials ong it's too hard

[smoky condor]

even as just a passing discussion don't share this stuff here

don't want it getting any advertisement

[oblique stirrup]

Oh sorry my bad

[smoky condor]

no worries

[west crystal]

Hello Skelidad 👋

[limpid plaza]

Okay what did i missed.

[vestal leaf]

A scam boaster site for DT nothing major

[limpid plaza]

Oh this topic again?

Haven't we talked about it months ago?

[vestal leaf]

Always funny it's a thing

[limpid plaza]

I do believe strawhat said she will pass that info to Devs and will have a thoughts about it.

I don't remember everything correctly, but I'm sure she acknowledged that.

[vestal leaf]

Doubt there's much they could do about that tho

Other then making sure it isn't shared here

[limpid plaza]

Da. I can tell already by deleted message.

[brittle mesa]

it happened again

I got on the chopper it disconnected

why

[limpid plaza]

The machine spirit isn't feeling well lately.

[brittle mesa]

this is 4 missions I didn't get reward for

[brittle mesa]

god damn ad mech I hope they don't get the order of wd40k they ordered

[dawn axle]

been a while since I last saw such an absolute units party

[sterile shore]

''special'' forces

[solemn verge]

.....huh ?

[west crystal]

French 🫵

[solemn verge]

Heretic 🫵

[brittle mesa]

why is this happening over and over

like I verify the files too

[solemn verge]

that a problem on their end

dont sweat it if you did everything you could

[fallow bison]

Vide

Opposite of wide

[solemn verge]

xD

wish it was meaning this

[brittle mesa]

damn it my rewards

I am so close to lving my ogryn to lv30

[vital hull]

it's what you see when you inspect empty back slot

[solemn verge]

but it was the head spot

[vital hull]

same thing should happen with backpack slot

[solemn verge]

i see

[lyric tree]

is the bug back?

I hope its back

I like wearing this for my ogryn

[undone robin]

You look pretty skinny there big man

[lyric tree]

No rashuns for a week

[undone robin]

[dull flax]

Enough darktide for today (this was my first match of the day)

[solemn verge]

the one i have is cuz i inspected a lil runt hat

well .. a "empty" head xD

[undone robin]

I once kill a tox bomber over the wall (not door)

hitbox is weird

[undone robin]

high way robbery

[lyric tree]

TFW I always attack the door sideways

[dull flax]

It's just the fact you literally hear it spawn right as I do my final swing

[undone robin]

You also using a shovel and struck gold. Diggy Diggy hole brother!

[undone robin]

If you ask me my situation is more bad luck

[dull flax]

What makes this even worse is that the squad wiped right after this, the other two could not get to us when a bunch of flamers and bursters spawned in

I could have easily handles the flamers

[wheat trout]

Havoc 40 with 4 psykers, only one left is 4 zealots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfrw5oSHn-0

[queen trellis]

This is the first Havoc 40 I have ever watched and that was awesome
Pretty cool

[wheat trout]

4 vet was pretty cool too imo, 4 ogryns was a joke

[queen trellis]

Is it here in the Discord? Or is it in your yt channel?

[queen trellis]

I'll drop a sub if it's good or if the Ogryns make me smile

[wheat trout]

It's my friend's channel, I sadly didn't record it so it's not on mine lol

[wheat trout]

the ogryn one is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_LySwPVjRQ

[undone robin]

https://youtu.be/QNcxnWjBifs

[queen trellis]

Well that elevator was crowded

Flexed on the fleshbag at the end
You guys made it look easy. Made it look like a lvl 4 mission

I'm a man of my word
You got yourself a like and a subscribe

[wheat trout]

hahaha thank you

Ogryns by far the easiest ye, such a powerful class

[queen trellis]

You said this is your friend's channel, yeah? Does yours have cool stuff as well?

[wheat trout]

I do have the 4 vet run from my perspective on my channel

Don't have the psyker nor the ogryn

also have our first trio havoc 40, sadly haven't been able to do duo yet

[queen trellis]

Your friend's got pretty good aim for playing on a joystick

[wheat trout]

he really does !

He would be happy to hear that haha

[queen trellis]

I'll leave a comment on his veteran video

[undone robin]

[wheat trout]

well that's the 4 zeal done, last of the 4 series

[neat nebula]

finally got the god-roll plasma gun

[undone robin]

4 zealots? That's just everyday meat grinder.

[wheat trout]

Hahahaha kinda yeah

Wasn't the hardest for sure

vet and psyks were hard

[undone robin]

Psyker for me is a support role cuz lightning zap and somehow being primary target to everyone

[wheat trout]

smite is ridiculously powerful haha

issue with psyk is, you get 2 shot in havoc 😦

one hit to kill your toughness, one hit to kill your hp xD

[solemn verge]

"DATS FOKIN RAAAAW ! yeet "

[mystic dirge]

we have MrBeast of nurgle, we need Gordon Ramspawn

[quaint crane]

Insane luck

[fierce jay]

😒

[granite fiber]

Where did he come from lmao

[vestal leaf]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but... God roll would be 69 Thermal and 71 Charge

[oblique stirrup]

Well the whatever mod this is warned of a Plogryn and also heard it growling before charge

[vestal leaf]

You can see the PO behide the healer rager

[vestal leaf]

So umm he forgot

[oblique stirrup]

"But it is the game fault for not telling"

[mystic dirge]

@young pilot

[fierce jay]

I saw that when I was cutting the video but in that exact moment a lot of things were happening. I just revived 1 teammate and was "getting away from danger" apparently not by going to an open area where Pogryn can make me fly

[frigid flax]

🔔

[sacred oracle]

Unironically

If he finishes the nibble attack, as he throws you

"IT'S FOOKIN RAW"

[grim pewter]

https://youtu.be/YhCjJt2wpGE

[hoary pelican]

Unironically peak Darktide content 🔥

[grim pewter]

Thank you my Turkish friend

[deft dawn]

???

[arctic pivot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nDGn1Gk9g8

[meager elm]

-# oh shiitt

[undone robin]

Few hours while fighting boss in prison map one. I got his shield blasted me into the abyss

[limpid plaza]

When you're the one who getting escorted.

In the escort mission.

[undone robin]

Protect da boss

[mental thicket]

Didn't even take a single hitpoint of damage

[limpid plaza]

Sometimes 3 ogryns are enough to clear the path.

[mental thicket]

painting all my guns red so they shoot faster

[coarse island]

real

[undone robin]

Overwatch achivement unlocked

[mental thicket]

untouchable*

[undone robin]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[mental thicket]

but no, I already unlocked that in another mission

would've been cool if I unlocked it here

[ripe topaz]

paint rock red

[mental thicket]

step one: paint rock red
step two: throw it at Cadia
step three: Cadia is now gone

[ripe topaz]

[undone robin]

Cadia is gone!

[undone robin]

If only you were the 4th orgyn. You guys would be "The wall"

[limpid plaza]

Meat wall.

And no Cadia is still in our hearts.

[undone robin]

🎇

[faint falcon]

Because a piece of the rocks it was made of got lodged in there after it exploded huh

[vast wedge]

Is your sound buzzing, whining, crackling, or just plain bad? You're not alone. In this video, we break down 11 common reasons why your PC audio sounds terrible and what you can actually do to fix it.
https://youtu.be/xhDbNSdePzk

[limpid plaza]

Is this a karking bot too or just a guy with guides?

Well tbf Darktide do have problems with sfx and such so that maybe checks out.

[dull flax]

... will you respond to this message or are you a bot?

[vast wedge]

I make guides for my fellow PC gamers and Console Gamers.

I am just a guy trying to help others and share some knowledge.

Always trying to keep it as short as possible with as much value it can be.

[limpid plaza]

Okay this guy is real being.

Don't misuse our trust however.

Rannick is watching.

[dull flax]

Or we will get the las pistol

[lyric tree]

[limpid plaza]

We still appreciate your desire to help.

[vast wedge]

I just ask for a chance to earn trust. That is all. 🙂

[limpid plaza]

Atoma is waiting.

[vast wedge]

No advertising, no bullshit

[limpid plaza]

Splendid.

That will do too.

[vast wedge]

thank you mate

[meager elm]

GET OUT

[dull flax]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735819155608961044/1088168572758528040/A1076E8E-B0DF-40D1-B66F-2D9C45D99527.gif

[cold marten]

you just advertised your youtube

[green heron]

They updated the steam banner today. They just made the Arbitrator closer and added a bunch of empty space

[mossy coral]

Empty space? No, is space for ogryn.

[woeful wave]

"Big damn hero, me!"

[unique galleon]

Theory
Vermintide 2 released on all platforms in 2018
Winds of Magic + New Faction released a year later
Darktide was technically available for all platforms in 2024
Therefore
In one more year, they will announce Genestealers as a new enemy

[oblique stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-cat-cope-cat-gif-20663922

[unique galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-13967393035445382324

[slender juniper]

No

Next year

Pink krieg suit

[vital hull]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27443459

[full cypress]

[mystic dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[lament berry]

HE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE

[mystic dirge]

dikrot

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butt-head-laughing-gif-19758205

[woeful wave]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-cartoon-dance-moves-grooves-gif-17942495

[coarse island]

It is done

Finally I can start playing the game properly

[pliant dove]

soon he will be so close he will get you

[faint falcon]

their dog farted and they were trying to get away from it

[maiden wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-gif-4408076016540863651

[pastel timber]

Helldivers 2 maximal pessimist spotted.

[maiden wadi]

I posted a single JIF (and yes its pronounced JIF, I will not debate over this). Why are you assuming this of me, its not even true.

[zenith abyss]

burster jumpscare

[dull flax]

Dude I didn't ask you to record yourself

[agile cedar]

I really hope for some xenos expansion at some point.

But I actually want Orks, I think they would be a great fit for the gameplay loop

[west crystal]

Orks deserve their own game.
They wouldn't make much sense in the current missions, and quite less so alongside the current factions (unless they add 3 way fight, which wouldn't be something I'd see as a good idea, or gate the missions from each other)

[maiden wadi]

I can see a few ways they can make a 3 way fight work. Mostly just via small groups fighting each other occasionally and a few corpses of (insert side) about.

[west crystal]

1 would require a lot of processing power that in the end doesn't really matter to the player (unlike for example having allied units)
2 would gating the missions from 1 another

[spring sail]

almost made me put both feet through my god damn monitor

[agile cedar]

I don't really want them in the current missions or alongside the nurgle enemies.
But I would love a DLC of Missions set outside the Hive where we have to liberate Outposts, Ammo Depots and transport stations from encroaching Orks who have crash landed in the far wastes outside the Hive.

Or, throw a curveball and get Tau Infiltrators with Kroot Vanguard units

[pliant wadi]

what should i even do in this situation

[spring sail]

Fire your weapon

[wheat phoenix]

heavy whack

[west crystal]

I'd rather see new factions that can work on all the missions, and ideally alongside the Scabs (if not the Dregs)

Factions that can't work alongside the current ones should be kept aside for other games

Gods know there is potential for many tide games

(though I'd prefer going to a fantasy setting again 1st)

[agile cedar]

Meh. I think the Heretics have plenty variety allready. If I get a new faction I want them to get their own variety, not just act as padding for existing enemies.

Thats what annoyed me about Vermtide2, that there was literally no difference between rat or chaos themed missions because you encountered both randomly.

Darktides premise already tells us the titular "Darktide" is a threat consisting of both heretic and xeno forces encroaching on the Moebian Domain, but I want an actual tangible difference between the factions I encounter.

[west crystal]

I don't go as far

As long as playing against the new faction feel fresh and they look different from the current ones

Like Asking for Tyranids, Orks, even Genestealers doesn't make sense here

[gentle mesa]

Neither tau nor Orks can tide well, if at all

Tau don’t have any melee anything, let alone something that can tide
Orks are larger than humans by default, and grots aren’t mindless enough to be encouraged to charge by the dozen, and most carry guns anyway

[west crystal]

Orks could, but not in the same balance scale as human would

[gentle mesa]

Yeah

They are bigger than we are

It would work for marines or similarly destructive units

[west crystal]

It could work for "human" too, it's just that balancing them alongside the Scabs/Dregs is either gonna require high difference in enemy amount

While bringing new factions that represent new cults could bring new enemies to fight (Not Skeleton/animations, but new armours, new looks) which is really what would be nice to have

[gentle mesa]

It would have to be at a much lower spawn density to work for humans, getting jumped by 30 boyz + their elite/special equivalents would be a bit much

And I agree with the second part

[lyric tree]

Get the Ogryn with Frag Grenade

it insta kills the Totem Pole

[west crystal]

What I hope is other cults joining in the fray, and being from different origin that shape how those cults look and act.

• Khornate Enforcers: Exiting the Penal Hives, driving Convicts to fight against us and being based on Palanite enforcers and Corpse Grinder Gangs
• Tzeentchian (Ash) Waste Nomads: Ancient owner of the Hives, who want to get it back and turned to Tzeentch aeons ago to survive, based on the Ash Waste Nomads but with something different than the insect bits (Maybe Tzeentchian crystals

[gentle mesa]

I think tzeentch would work best

Khorne doesn’t have an easy way to interact with corruption

[west crystal]

Fair, but I don't think that would be much of an issue, could just be considered Warp corruption (though do the Scab have sources of Corruptions ?)

[gentle mesa]

Great question

Rodin has gas
Trapper has very slow corruption tick if you’re netted

I don’t know what faction bursters are

[agile cedar]

I'd hate to have another brand of heretics, would just remove the unique character of having a nurgle cult

[west crystal]

Rodin is Scab yes, but they did imply that they were "joining" the Nurglite cult in the Dark Communion mission

[agile cedar]

"oh theres actually ANOTHER chaos cult on this planet"

[maiden wadi]

I agree with the whole "The darktide was heretics and xenos." point. While I would get why they wouldn't do it for reasons you've stated, same thing happened with arbites, we certainly didn't expect to get one but we are.

[west crystal]

Poxburster and Poxwalkers are Dregs thematic (Not file/tag, they're Chaos, the Hounds, Ogryns, and Monsters)

[agile cedar]

Easiest solution would be to include a hodge podge of rowdy Xenos the Heretics hired as Mercenaries. Could pay lipservice to some of the crazier Xenos in 40k for once.

[gentle mesa]

Yeah, but he was most certainly a moebian officer until he died

[west crystal]

Which wouldn't be an issue if there was some Xenos faction popping up ?

[agile cedar]

No, because any Xenos enemies would be the titular "Darktide" slipping through the gaps to gain footholds on Atoma.

And as I said earlier, Fatshark could go crazy with Xenos Mercs the Nurglites hired, not only giving obscure Xenos screentime but also diversify the challenges faced and visuals. Instead of getting: Blue Dregs, Red Dregs, Purple Dregs

Adding another chaos cult that has been secretly brewing in Tertium all along would just steal Nurgles thunder.

[west crystal]

Except new chaos Cults wouldn't necessarily be Blue/Red/Pink Dregs

[west crystal]

Can be made to work quite well if the whole kerfuffle is due to ||Be'lakor the Dark Prince||
Which would be a cool callback to VT2

[agile cedar]

Obese Fish will add whatever they want regardless anyhow, but everyone including you has to agree that finally giving obscure Xenos some screentime and love would be more apropriate than adding another, i mean another chaos cult. Sure it could work, sure it could be done. But its absolutely redundant and doesn't add ANYTHING to the narrative or gameplay.

[west crystal]

Except minor factions wouldn't happen, it would be major Xenos factions as usual 💀
So in order of likeliness Tyr, Orks, Necron, Dark Eldar, Tau, Votaan, Eldar...

Like if Rogue Trader didn't have such, don't think Darktide will 🤷

[nova ice]

Can we humans rly handle Tyranids

Speaking of RT, Dark Heresy looks great, kinda reminds me of DT’s squad

Maybe because of Ogryn’s presence

[agile cedar]

It can be minor xenos under the umbrella of a major xenos faction.

Just give me a sly Ork Pirate Captain who brings their gaggle of xenos scum and other villainy along.

[west crystal]

Not alongside the Dreg/Scab balance

But stronger human could (Power level is malleable)

[nova ice]

After playing SM2, i fear the nids..

[undone robin]

I was in this situation few hours ago.

Zealot + Catachan Sword = Parry the world!

[agile cedar]

Space Marine 2 did Tyranids very recently. I don't see them happening in Darktide. And it would be odd to have 3 Space Marines struggle against them but have 4 looneys mow down hundreds.

[mystic dirge]

ogryn asking if hes a good boy

[undone robin]

Jesus. Darkness

Me no like Darkness

[mental thicket]

blud has half a gun and a dream

[undone robin]

if it shoot. it shoot

[fallow bison]

Does it shoot?

[undone robin]

yes

[vital hull]

Well orks could be done like beastmen in VT2 so just smaller hordes or just hordes mostly made of goblins. And the technology for 3rd faction that can be aggressive to other faction and players is already done

But orks would not work for the lore because usually ork on a planet end in exterminatus

Or burning the entire planet

To clean it

So even if I hate it the only real 3rd faction that is aggressive towards everyone would be genestealers

We might get another cult but that would probably result in rehashed enemies

Or Tertium gangers is few missions

All those would fight both players and Dregs+Moebian 6th

[west crystal]

AI vs AI isn't the same as Tide vs Tide though

[vital hull]

Fatshark themselves stated that this technology allows for 2 enemy factions fighting everyone against everyone

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/dev-blog-sienna-the-necromancer-design-creating-the-concept-for-a-new-career/84109

So having done the groundwork we now have a bit of tech in place for enemies fighting enemies. We’re pretty excited toying around with that for the future

[west crystal]

Sure, but could mean select elites vs us vs the tide

Not necessarily tide vs tide

[undone robin]

Bloody hell. Just lost a good clip cuz the computer crashed

oh well

[mystic dirge]

herpaderp

[mystic dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEoZID8VpUI

[dull flax]

(It was a waste of time making that lmao)

[lyric tree]

Can I use this for memes?

[slender juniper]

Bronx going the route

asking for permission

[lyric tree]

i did it to several members

Majority of the time I ask Godd because he makes good edits

Like the Scab Snipah

[agile cedar]

Orks aren't all 8 foot gorillas. You can include smaller orks as fodder with Grots and Squigs as Horde while the proper Boys are the Elites and so forth.

[agile cedar]

That is not true

[slender juniper]

remember the builder orks from wh40k dow?

smol lil lads

i think they also manned the building turrets

[lyric tree]

Gretchins

[slender juniper]

idk if im tripping but they had giga long noses

am i tripping

[mossy coral]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/e/ed/Red_Gobbo.jpg

[west crystal]

Da Red gobbo

[slender juniper]

John silver if he was an orc and some1 stole his hat

[slender juniper]

if only AI companies did the same

[mental thicket]

obsessed with this candy cane ass knife

[mystic dirge]

Of course

[lyric tree]

Thanks

[visual ruin]

I want to LICK IT
bet it tastes SWEET

[mental thicket]

This knife has been up the ass of hundreds of dregs so I don't recommend it

[pliant dove]

https://fixvx.com/eltonpot/status/1928632535090696521

Eltonpot🍿Toons (@eltonpot)

This reminds me of one of the most badass character entrances in animation history.

QRT: PepoPepito7
peak character design :]

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the zealot asks the ogryn for help

[fallow bison]

Is that Arnold

[gentle delta]

I remember this movie!

[pliant dove]

yoink

[gentle delta]

Maybe I should rewatch Cats don't Dance

[pliant dove]

this is cats dont dance

a movie in which tells the story of a cat that can dance

[fallow bison]

But is the guy voiced by arnold

[pliant dove]

i dunno

[gentle delta]

Don't think so

[dull flax]

Give it back

[neat marsh]

[cunning swift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156726749879607408/1378451609968971786/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_2.mp4?ex=683ca69a&is=683b551a&hm=f32526dc6b8485c1f3e15e20996a6c5ebc3fa7fb2587e75e52909494b5f0e584&

[misty mural]

https://youtu.be/3uKZEFUbHfI

[vestal leaf]

The fisheye hud 💀

[green heron]

Holy fweaking cwap

Video game character

I love him

[pliant dove]

i have bought something with my dockets

behold

DRINKtm

[upper trellis]

I love drinking

is my favorite drink

[inland crow]

Dave the skull has shown himself.

The omnissiahs fav skull.

[pliant dove]

dave you aint slick we can see your ass

[inland crow]

dave casually fazing through the wall

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-dad-open-door-bill-cosby-pass-through-gif-17684599

[pliant dove]

caught your ass in 40k raytraced

thats right i have a 40k monitor

[inland crow]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-memoji-gif-23490017

[pliant dove]

its brutalist and requires human sacrifice to turn on but damn is it worth it

im seeing pixels i cant even fathom on this thing

[inland crow]

Noice

[full cypress]

[stuck owl]

rogue trader class when

[nova ice]

Homelander, post some high quality gifs

[faint falcon]

holy shit it's really him, did he throw a lot of grenades

[green heron]

He had plasma gun

[undone robin]

Kill!

[fleet rampart]

why he doing that

[ruby briar]

farming aura

[lyric tree]

MEMORIES BROKEN

[dawn axle]

THE SOUL GOES UNSPOKEN

[twilit bane]

😭 dawg she shot me from the stairs 😭

[dull flax]

She's adding you to her collection if you like it or not!

[mystic dirge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1l0el4g/thunk/

[mystic dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekekQSz59ps

[cold marten]

it's "the truth goes unspoken"

[valid swift]

https://youtu.be/UXeWwQBlqPw

[mystic dirge]

sniper getting fragged by poxburster

[lyric tree]

poor bastard

[undone robin]

Glad that Pox buster can't climb.

[oblique stirrup]

That's why Bodyguard is the most funniest one

[south siren]

If it was a woman I'd say it's Ahsoka

[south siren]

I've seen one do that

But they only do it when there is no walkway to you

If there is one tho, no matter how long, they will take the healthy jog to you

[undone robin]

It is rare but it will need to take a stair or teleport to other next area

[mystic dirge]

cutthroat makes it clear they approve of people shooting psykers.

[undone robin]

In fact: Psyker is the primary target to A.I

Also psyker need toughness buff

Or health buff

[undone robin]

Also. I don't remember lasgun have much that recoil

[mystic dirge]

ironsights make it look worse. more visual recoil than actual i think

[faint falcon]

George

[pliant dove]

leandros any chance he gets

[pliant dove]

please tell us the build for that

[mossy coral]

Surgical Handcannon Zarona revolver with Marksman's Focus, from what I can tell

[lyric tree]

B A S T I O N T W O T W E N T Y

C O M B A T S T A N C E

[undone robin]

I still send it to you tomorrow. Promise

[pliant dove]

https://tenor.com/view/every-day-every-day-i-wake-up-i-wake-up-marriage-story-marriage-story-wake-up-gif-19948669

sorry its just i hate crushers so much

[vestal leaf]

[hollow vale]

too many words

[undone robin]

Shockwave huh? Does it send ragdoll flying around?

[faint falcon]

it can yeah

[shut forge]

Hey guys this new Arbites class is pretty fun

[hollow dome]

[open trellis]

We take up so much space

[solemn verge]

why the grut is the view on their feet

dawm slaneesh cameraman !

[twilit bane]

it shouldnt have hit me right?

[upper trellis]

Local heretic dies of heart attack

[green heron]

He died bcuz he was so surprised 😔

[junior sky]

that there is the inverse of a ghost hit (where you hit someone but it does not damage). tragic, really

[vestal leaf]

So that's where all my no reg hits go some mfer out there stealing them 😭

[undone robin]

Bro faking it so real

[upper trellis]

no no he just got a heart attack

[pliant dove]

got damn

[undone robin]

It not just only deal big damage on the head and also penetrating. Aimming is required. It have to be head 😄

[pliant dove]

well yea i figured

[undone robin]

imagine 3 shotgunners line up and die from 1 shot

[pliant dove]

https://tenor.com/view/antonio-banderas-oh-sweet-impressed-not-bad-gif-9592821

[undone robin]

Other version can't do the same but it output more damage to single target

[grim pewter]

https://youtu.be/qg2kT2LDZUM

[undone robin]

Upclose and personal

[mental thicket]

suboptimal

[lyric tree]

💀

[coarse island]

We keep having Havoc runs with twins + monster/captain

it's great

[undone robin]

https://tenor.com/view/satisfaction-uhh-kevin-owens-reassured-relaxed-gif-15742160

[somber breach]

The hound exploding genuinely scared me loll

[oblique stirrup]

Smiling dog looking ahh

[undone robin]

Berserk moments

[sacred oracle]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/kpqpEV1Y9uBUCXhSu?invite=cr-MSxjbmcsNDA1NDMwNDgz

[mystic dirge]

That machine spirit insulted his mum

[pliant dove]

i need to see the damage on a daemonhost

[undone robin]

Hmmm...I will think of that

[full cypress]

Zealot mains be normal challenge

[pliant dove]

HEY! your surposed to only show up in theory crafting

[pliant dove]

also fucking lol

[versed anvil]

You said the line

[green heron]

Whinge whinge whinge

[full cypress]

I REALLY resisted not going "whinge whinge whinge"

[full cypress]

I dont get what he was mad at

the dog pouncing on him? Thats what the dog is suppose to do???

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEGINNING OF THE MISSION BTW

[pliant dove]

he isnt a very good player if he cant dodge a dog pounce just saying

~~like most zealot mains i guess ~~

[lyric tree]

Dilara visits from time to time
If you want extremely rare, she posts her golden skulls on drip channel

[full cypress]

[full cypress]

LMFAO

CHRIST

[dull flax]

Did he have the duelling sword as well by any chance?

[full cypress]

He did lol

guy quit like 3m into the match, actual incel

[coarse island]

took me a moment to realise this was not an updog joke

[mystic dirge]

awww

[mystic dirge]

whats up creed?

[coarse island]

not the cadia picture, the undog thing

[undone robin]

I gonna wait until someone poking around demonhost

But I surely dat the damage would not be high like zealot with a hammer

[woeful wave]

w

i've only had the game a lil over a week and idek how many people i've seen leave because of the hounds or trappers

just side step

[full cypress]

Legit skill issue

what gets me is also like

this is a team game, its OK to get caught

[woeful wave]

Exactly don't sweat it, if you die it's whatever we'll just grab you at the next best moment

if anything gives me a minute to open some shit posts

[full cypress]

^

I only get keyboard smashing mad if im trapped and no one saves me for like 50s or 1 minute straight lmao

otherwise like yeah its all good

[dull flax]

Or someone ignoring to revive me when I'm about to die because there's 3 pox walkers they've got to fight first

[full cypress]

REAL.

[oblique stirrup]

Shove away or shoot the hound that pounced your teammate at around 10-20 meters? Nah let them fight the 10 lesser enemies while specials just about to spawn

The fact some people don't know that hounds can easily drop a teammate from a single shot just annoys me after I was pounced for over 30 seconds

[sharp dew]

what's undog?

[ionic cypress]

everytime I get caught by a trapper or dog, I alt+f4 and reinstall the game as a punishment.

[dull flax]

The grenadier gauntlet is awesome

Oh, and to the psyker and the veteran:
Yes we completed it after you raged quitted. No, no one joined after you two left at the very end of mission after going down and not getting revived because the mission was no longer available. Yes, shouty Severa was very based. That is all from this propa ogryn.

Some people need to learn that when sniper and bomber swarms spawn you've got to be very careful and pick them off as quickly as you can.

Not melee fight a horde in a large open room.

[visual ruin]

Quitters are shitters and I have no respect for anyone who can't see a mission through even if they die in the middle.

[oblique stirrup]

Rare sight of a GG lugger build

[gentle delta]

I did this once, but I was also being swamped by enemies and I didn't realize that one teammate was getting dogged; I genuinely thought he was just down

[oblique stirrup]

If you actually being massively swarmed by hordes and special units then that is justified

As you are focusing yourself more while facing huge numbers of enemies and is quite hard to try save up your teammate that got pinned down

[gentle delta]

It was a trio of Ogryns: one of them alerted the daemonhost and died, one got downed by hordes, and one got dogged. I was fighting for my life then got downed

Suffice to say, they all left basically at once lmao

[oblique stirrup]

Sharing same braincell

[gentle delta]

Yeah shame, cuz I enjoyed being around 3 orgyns

My most toxic ogryn was a Chinese player that kept yelling at me or Astral

Good player, but a whiny asshole

Genuinely wanted that guy kicked

[visual ruin]

I don't get this either, it takes almost anything to get a hound off a teammate, a knife, a few rounds, a grenade, shout abilities, literally almost anything that can stagger or kill it - and it takes less than a second to free a teammate from a trapper. As soon as someone gets disabled, that should be your laser focus, because it takes almost no effort at all but can make or break a run.

[pliant dove]

gonna do this to my dog when arbites comes out

[burnt wraith]

my psyker looks high out of his mind

[visual ruin]

The downward frown-smile with dimples is pretty cute not gonna ngl lie

[dawn axle]

he probably is though (literally "out of his mind")

[peak thicket]

Almost perfect DPS

[mental thicket]

Aquilas bagged

[lyric tree]

Nice

[vale cloak]

baited

[somber breach]

The controller vs. the game

[undone robin]

Doom Player in nutshell.

[mental thicket]

Wolfer is straight up not having a good time

[oblique stirrup]

He soon to give himself an aneurysm at this point

I love Morow and Wolfer dynamic between missions, just shit talking to each other in the most funny way

[fleet rampart]

360 a rat

[mystic dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvAuBuDciXg

[fleet rampart]

this 360 was a lil too easy

my rookie mistake

[visual ruin]

those paw things on the controller analog sticks appear like they would provide additional tactile feedback
10/10 would play with

[mystic dirge]

[twilit bane]

which way reject?

[nova ice]

Dk if i should say this but they share the same VA, mindblown

[nova ice]

Actually.. why

[minor heron]

It stuff like this that makes me hardcore panic if my game crashes when I alt tab or my internet decides to stop working

[pliant dove]

firstly the custodes would never allow anyone to touch the emperor let alone operate on him to stick him in one and the fact that the golden throne is not understood by normal people enough to even maintain it the things life support only has about 10000 years left before it shuts down it cant be repaired cus no one knows how to

[nova ice]

True i cant imagine the golden bois giving the ok

[pliant dove]

that and the fact that the emperor himself is FACKIN huge he cant fit in a standard terminator anyway and if they try to make one to fit him thats heresy and they wouldnt let that happen

https://fixvx.com/Arekkz/status/1929899517643481569 @nova ice

Arekkz Gaming (@Arekkz)

The Witcher 4 gameplay tech showcase just dropped. They said it is running on base PS5 at 60fps and it looks insane

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[nova ice]

Base PS5, 60fps, RT on

Yeahhhh right

I have been burned by CDPR before

[lyric tree]

Oh boy

half the planet ban

thanks PSN

[undone robin]

Real brothers

[dull flax]

P ogryn kill steal
YOINK

[pliant dove]

"fuck you and fuck you and fuck you and definately fuck you eat rock"

[dull flax]

Snipers and rocks are the best combo, change my mind

[pliant dove]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-warhammer-40k-brick-grimdark-darktide-gif-7305957782246441871

[somber breach]

I’m slaying :3 (literally) the enemies of the Imperium

[undone robin]

Go get em girl

[pliant dove]

this image is like the lisa one to me

[noble nebula]

new meme template dropped

[pliant dove]

"by the lex yes you are all wrong"

[weak field]

we see the fit bro

[visual ruin]

"new" bruddy brotha that's old as hel

[solemn verge]

hm

imagine the day we get a scab mutant

[faint falcon]

We need to add dogpog to the server emotes

Reasons:

• dog
• please?

[fallow bison]

Looks more like LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[faint falcon]

true

lfghound

[noble nebula]

soydog

[pliant dove]

<@&735928989146939404> can any of you add this as a sticker or emoji?

[smoky condor]

Depends, wheres it from

[pliant dove]

i think nomecognome

made it

[pale fog]

I didn't 😔

just found it somewhere here I think

[pliant dove]

oh where did you get it

ah alright then nevermind i guess lol

[smoky condor]

If you guys want it see if u can find the artist and get back to me, i can pass it to the CMs to check what the protocol for getting artist permissions is

[pliant dove]

well nome is the one who found it

i wouldnt even know how to begin

[pale fog]

I think I got it from either this channel or #darktide-fan-art, perhaps #darktide-driptide (?)

yeah it's gonna be a little bit of scrolling to find it

[mystic dirge]

the dogpog face is from a clip of mine, but i didnt cut it out for emoji use

dont remember who made the soydog out of it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1238569656655155240/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_replay_2024.05.10-14.31-00.02.22.683-00.02.29.683.mp4?ex=683ff221&is=683ea0a1&hm=a50d0c102e679121fb94d6c2a8e2aaa4a21ce7876d42b6252ab43b90436be3ad&

thats the clip

#darktide-pics-vids message
@faint falcon cut it out

[oblique stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjUPWym5lFg That dog

[pale fog]

wow ok did some digging

I think @storm hemlock is the artist of the soydog?

.

[storm hemlock]

uh huh

[pale fog]

are you?

[storm hemlock]

I am

[pale fog]

The people want your soydog as sticker in the server 👍

[storm hemlock]

I don't mind

[pale fog]

cool I guess, found the artist @smoky condor

[full cypress]

Yeah we just do this because we once got in trouble for using the chadgryn emote a year or so ago lol

Which is weird because its literally ingame assets with a black/white filter over it

[smoky condor]

thanks, i'll pass it along

[versed hill]

violating our own copyright

[faint falcon]

I also made this dogjak from someone's clip I just need to find the clip I got it from

Found the original dogjak

that isn't drawn

[mystic dirge]

psyker yeet

[pliant dove]

less i dont get it and more i dont care

i dont get paid enough thrones to care about horrors beyond my comprehension

[pliant dove]

"the rot consumes"
"whatever dude im still going to use this flamer on you"

[oblique stirrup]

Goofy AHH scream

[pliant dove]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-jackass3d-explosion-flying-jackass3d-ending-gif-24900912

me and the boys on mission (its a toxbomber event)

[pale fog]

the average rumblermaxxer experience

[pliant dove]

rumble maxing you say

do go on

[pale fog]

indeed indeed

4 rumbler team is peak darktide

artillery barrage everything

[main kite]

my teammates out to get me

[pliant dove]

new adeptus ridiculous thumb nail is great

[mellow compass]

@pearl nymph

[pearl nymph]

no way

birb

[fleet rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945898196079616033/1281798851480784926/caption.gif

[pliant dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/945898196079616033/1281798851480784926/caption.gif

[pliant dove]

https://fixvx.com/Steal_your_shit/status/1929731836592152992

🇺🇸Trazyn, the Infinite🇺🇸 (@Steal_your_shit)

https://t.co/cnAhVlSLWw

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[fierce jay]

This feels so good!

[undone robin]

We gonna need more accurate weapon

[tidal venture]

444444

[undone robin]

"I would like to see the sky of bhaal one last time" moments

[undone robin]

555556 more to go

[weak field]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-never-goon-yakuza-gif-6485375387207984285

[faint falcon]

loves his blade

[faint falcon]

boof...... what

what is it--

[full cypress]

Terrorism is good as long as you do it in the Emperor's name

🫱

[faint falcon]

it exploded in me in a cartoonish manner where it just made me leak smoke after

[undone robin]

For some reason. My brain can read it without turn the phone upsidr down

[tranquil knot]

Such a smooth number fr. ALSO why is every group of randoms like this

[mystic dirge]

zealot ran off somewhere only to get hounded
i remembered him from another occasion, major protagonist syndrome

i mean just the name, imagine being in that headspace

[fallow bison]

Bro loves calling people bots doesn't he

Clown ass name

[undone robin]

Hound do 180? You mean. He bounce to the wall?

[fallow bison]

Hound runs at the closest person, no shit

Main character doesn't know the basics

[undone robin]

The basic of teamwork!

[dull flax]

They admit that dogs should not be able to pin ogryns lol

Jokes aside, the mastiff is going to work how I thought they would

[olive condor]

pox hound > mastiff then

[mystic dirge]

Pox hounds are different, they emit pheromones that makes ogryns want to play with them once they're close enough

[oblique stirrup]

Cyber mastiff means solo play

[dull flax]

Makes sense actually

You think dog breath is bad now?

Imagine a nurgle dog breath

[mystic dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-breath-gif-13175861

[west crystal]

Because balance

Also our dogs are invincible, the enemy ones aren't

[dull flax]

... I wonder if that means we can win just by running around?

Dodge and block and let the dog get the bosses and ogryns

Then clean up the adds

I mean, they say the dog can get perks specific for them, I wonder if we can use them for carapace and keep the shotgun for flak and light stuff then / forget about rending and brittleness

Depends on their damage I guess

If it takes them 5 minutes to kill one ogryn then I guess there's no point

[pale fog]

Allegedly, no

[fallow bison]

And the reasoning is?

Should post the sentence on top of that too smh

[pale fog]

Happy?

[fallow bison]

So they didnt give a reasoning

"Cyber mastiff could have been overpowered, but it isn't, just dw about it"

[west crystal]

Cause balancing

[full cypress]

Yeah this isnt really a complex subject lol

[west crystal]

Nerfing Trappers and Poxhounds just would not make sense

Disabler need to remain

[twilit bane]

IT CAN RESCUE?

dawg

[west crystal]

And not being able to deal with it just devolve into skill issues

[twilit bane]

how is this even a coop game anymore?

[fallow bison]

Idk it does sound a bit too good on paper

[west crystal]

And being able to fully lock all enemies would be busted

[fallow bison]

Just from pox hounds and mutants

[twilit bane]

idk man thats still a little too much

i lost like 4 clutches already because of dogs

[full cypress]

Yall mfers need to touch grass i swear

"too much"

[fallow bison]

Ehh, mutants just throw you anyway, and pox hounds get off you when they get hit

[full cypress]

mfer its a dog in a video game

💀

[slender juniper]

Do you know how easy it is to counter a dog tho

[twilit bane]

i live in a concrete jungle there is no grass

[fallow bison]

Well it IS a team game

They shouldn't have died

[full cypress]

Too bad.

[fallow bison]

Not when you are the one getting mauled by it

[twilit bane]

and yes i dont enjoy it when one dude solos my game

SUE ME

[fallow bison]

Literally nothing you can do lol

[full cypress]

also people would complain the opposite if the dog did nothing

and you know im right

[fallow bison]

It does encourage team play

[twilit bane]

🚬 i wanted the dog to be useless

[fallow bison]

At least trappers still do that

[twilit bane]

just pick up mats

and point at ammo

[full cypress]

pick em up yourself lazy bitch

[slender juniper]

Just push dog and cancel their jump

[fallow bison]

Just be a mascot and look cute

[full cypress]

🫵

[twilit bane]

lets see you play the event and press E 900 times a mission and still enjoy it

[fallow bison]

I hope not bringing the dog gives you some very good benefits

To make it worth it

I don't really Iike the idea of having a constant pet running around

I want more of a judge dredd robocop type shit fantasy

[full cypress]

Im here to have fun, taking 1 second to pick something up doesnt really ruin my experience.

Step up, shape up, or shut up.

[twilit bane]

🙄 watch ur back in tertium

[fallow bison]

So, the skulls event?

It was fun

[twilit bane]

if i catch you outside you're getting barreled

[full cypress]

[twilit bane]

yeah i liked it but i didnt like the scattered skulls

wrist pain simulator

[fallow bison]

That one gif where the guy picks up a coin mid gunfight

[twilit bane]

i picked up too much slop mid fights already

[fallow bison]

I like collecting shit

[full cypress]

Its strangely dopamine inducing, I love the sound design for picking mats up lol

[twilit bane]

i spent so much time grinding mats i refuse to pick up anything that isnt ammo, stims or hp packs

[fallow bison]

I race people so I can be who picks up the shit

My name shows up, people see it, think I am useful

It makes me happi

[twilit bane]

i never pick up mats unless i see people rushing them like theres no tomorrow

[fallow bison]

The joy of finding a large stash and wasting my Fury just so I can grab it before the veteran

[twilit bane]

i assume i am playing with brokies and have to help out

[full cypress]

the elitism is unreal

[fallow bison]

If someone in my mission is purposefully ignoring materials I am fucking shooting them

[full cypress]

bro really thinks hes Sebastien Lacroix

😔

[fallow bison]

Licorice

[slender juniper]

Honestly complaining about rescuing from muties and hounds being op just kinda shows a little bit of uuuuh
Skill issue

At a certain point none of this happens

[twilit bane]

i spent enough time grinding mats for my team from twins to crafting update i deserve a break

[fallow bison]

You know it is time to take a break play smth else when spending 2 microseconds to pick up smth becomes too much

[full cypress]

No.

[twilit bane]

too bad

i am now ignoring all mats out of spite

[fallow bison]

Shouldn't have grinded

Just

Play the game normally

[twilit bane]

no i love grinding

[fallow bison]

It piles up

[twilit bane]

dude

[fallow bison]

Go play Warframe or smth

Take a break

[twilit bane]

thrust 4 took me 80k plasteel

the game before the update was not playable without grinding/speed running

[fallow bison]

Ah, back when the game was ass

[twilit bane]

🚬 you young people dont know what it was like 🚬

[fallow bison]

Should have waited for them to fix it smh smh

That was ages ago get over it

[twilit bane]

🚬 🚬 🚬 🚬 i didnt even know sunder was a real blessing

[pale fog]

The grind never stops

Collect 500k melk bucks

[twilit bane]

still spent 50k on power swords

[pale fog]

Melk Update soon trust

[twilit bane]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-coughing-gag-sick-gif-11109708463081547993

enough remembering

[fallow bison]

Blah blah blah yapper of yappington

[twilit bane]

i cant smoke anymore

[fallow bison]

GET OVER IT

[twilit bane]

never

hate is a virute or something from the loading screen

[twilit bane]

why is that imperial officer giving head pats to that woman

[fallow bison]

Cuz she did a very good job

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-andor-dedra-pwned-dedra-meero-denise-gough-orson-krennic-gif-349235014186041273

Me when someone presses the "become surprised" button on my head

[full cypress]

Darktide "high-tier" players are another breed. Bros need an entire game mode centered around them to keep that dopamine rush going.

Actual crackheads, the cope is UNREAL

😭

[fallow bison]

I haven't even played in weeks cuz I got bored

Well days

I am gonna play Jedi survivor

[full cypress]

The Hu game