#darktide-pics-vids

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west crystal
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Too strong

serene chasm
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cant get be disabled if you already are

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get on my level

scenic cosmos
solemn verge
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yet no one is using the planting

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cuz its useless

scenic cosmos
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rip agitator zealot

solemn verge
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its ok its a zealot

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  • its was eighter this or tradin him for plasteel to the deamon host
scenic cosmos
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yeah about that

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later on the vet died by the daemonhost

scenic cosmos
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the disrespect

twilit bane
scenic cosmos
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I was the second grim carrier, but then I panicked when our zealot's corruption healing abilities got overwhelmed

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I yeeted it asap

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figured since we've been doing so well up until that point

bold jacinth
acoustic oracle
mellow compass
full cypress
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Well yeah that would be broken as hell lol

lyric tree
cinder trout
bold jacinth
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Yo

scenic cosmos
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that was the second daemonhost that got disturbed

crystal kite
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Tbh it shouldn’t

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I don’t know if someone was arguing for it

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But that would be way too OP why would you use anything else

solemn verge
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nope

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i mean no one was

crystal kite
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Ah

solemn verge
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was just telling the thing this overrated melee was not able to do

crystal kite
solemn verge
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it is

crystal kite
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They really need to do something about the lights

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Give it some actual combos

solemn verge
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once i played with

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i started feeling tired

scenic cosmos
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you can also use the shield to bait Rinda into trying to kill you

solemn verge
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i can also remove 15% of her health with a branx thrust charged in the head

scenic cosmos
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no wonder why she's acting crazy

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its all the brain damage she accumulated

solemn verge
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aye

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  • she can fall on her bum if you bull charge on her
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SHE IS WEAK

scenic cosmos
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also she falls when you hit her with deimos heavy 2 attack

solemn verge
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rinda: fall on her ass by bull charge why you .....why you bully me

scenic cosmos
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and can get staggered by ZEALOT BOOK

solemn verge
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Rinda: falls again u fokin bish y u bulleh me

desert chasm
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*and can also get staggered by Vet's shout

scenic cosmos
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cadian vets so angry they can force knock rinda to the floor by simply being

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angry

solemn verge
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she can also be staggered by karsolas pull at the right time

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vet: WHERE IS MY AMMO !

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rinda: falls on her ass god dawm it !

scenic knoll
solemn verge
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Dont you dare

scenic cosmos
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judge zealots have competition

scenic knoll
drowsy walrus
solemn verge
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"you shot me shouty !"

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"IT WAS THE PSYKER I SWEAR !"

drowsy walrus
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And there is no Psyker. Awkward….

scenic cosmos
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psyker with a staff: what did I do???

drowsy walrus
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I’m a Psyker main with a zealot and honestly, I feel second hand shame/embarassment thanks to the zealot. “Shut up, please. I’m dying inside”

scenic cosmos
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funny thing

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the agitator zealot in that match, said something like

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"such destruction, what if the freak is not to be trusted?"

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psyker shot back with "PROFESSIONALISM"

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then he backtracks and said something along the lines of

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"meh we're all righteous anyways so."

drowsy walrus
scenic knoll
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uhmm interesting bug

scenic cosmos
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bro folded like a origami paper

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I'm not sure if that was the actual intended answer but holy shit is it funny

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folded by the shortest psyker known to man

drowsy walrus
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Female savant scolding another female Psyker voice for complaining about someone else thinking naughty thoughts about them give me such mom/annoyed older sibling vibes 😭

scenic cosmos
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I sadly didn't record it, such regret

grand spruce
scenic cosmos
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I don't know who's more a stickler to protocol

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male or female savant

serene chasm
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uhh, both?

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savants a nerd like the prof. but theyre funny sometimes

scenic cosmos
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savant psykers on their way to give heretics residual psychic damage simply by not shutting up about protocols or the lex atoma

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clipping decal

serene chasm
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HOLY SHIT

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damn man this is game breaking

desert chasm
nimble stag
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As much as the Darktide soundtrack fucks hard

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Nothing fucks harder then the OG 40k soundtrack

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Got reminded of it and holy fuck

full cypress
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Theres deffo tracks in DT that fuck harder than this

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its more just time and place

serene chasm
full cypress
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^

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I do like Lord Inquisitor's soundtrack but i prefer my 40k music with some diversity

radiant bridge
robust patrol
serene chasm
full cypress
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lemme yoink that real quick

nimble stag
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when I’m absolutely shit faced drunk on amnasec in the mouringstars on suite bar then the DJ servitor starts playing warp traveller on the dancefloor

serene chasm
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finally, someone recognizing the majesty of offworld auspex

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the sole reason why i play hab-block dreyko

full cypress
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"WIIIILD is that servo skull!"

robust patrol
nimble stag
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Hate that dude ong

serene chasm
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kayex is probably the coolest character in darktide

nimble stag
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Nah

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That’s my boy dickot

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Love that guy

robust patrol
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but now I'm waiting to play and listen to some of that SPACE MARINE 2 stuff

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when it comes out

serene chasm
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mmm, love me some generic church music

robust patrol
scenic cosmos
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kayex instantly increases team morale

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this is a proven fact

granite aspen
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it did lift our spirits

serene chasm
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kayex increases morale multiple times because of his dementia

scenic cosmos
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kayex is powerful

twilit bane
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SING WITH ME

solemn verge
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NIOH !

twilit bane
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DREAM ON DREAM ON

faint falcon
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KX-8 makes me remember surviving is worth it and that great things exist to be experienced still, like him 😍

twilit bane
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hes so real

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unlike hadron

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i hope she gets recycled into latrine shovels

pastel timber
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Hadron is as much of a reject as we are.

faint falcon
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I'll throw you in first to put you out of your misery, you absolutely dusty old orange rind

pastel timber
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'cept instead of a reject of the Imperium she is a reject of the Cult Mechanicus.

faint falcon
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I'll accept her...

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I can appreciate her......

pastel timber
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Don't say it

faint falcon
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I could make her worse.

pastel timber
faint falcon
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I saw that.

scenic cosmos
faint falcon
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sour apple flavored air

pastel timber
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Don't cuss.

pale locust
meager elm
full cypress
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its how he shouts "COWER!" before just ragdolling lol

serene chasm
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how i fall into bed after work

full cypress
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same

scenic cosmos
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man folded like a source engine ragdoll

rocky fable
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fart.sfx

full cypress
rocky fable
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perfect

faint falcon
desert chasm
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i know Mutie ragdolls are nothing new but i thought the way it flies out of the wall opening was pretty funny

faint falcon
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LMAO the ogryn talking about it makes it even better IDK why

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you go, big man

rocky fable
scenic cosmos
faint falcon
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it does

serene chasm
faint falcon
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i hate that I laughed

serene chasm
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i just made it a bit smaller and shorter

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he needs a 💤 snoozing sound when he falls down

storm hemlock
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a mimir moment

serene chasm
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this is literally what it feels like to drink myself to sleep on a friday after a long week

dusty echo
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Purchase or nah.

rocky fable
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dont even know what weapon it is

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assuming surge staff

serene chasm
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purchase or nah.

faint falcon
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only if he has his kitten with him

serene chasm
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you are his kitten

faint falcon
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fuck no

serene chasm
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lol

faint falcon
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the day I become a discord kitten is the day I finally fuckin do it, and by it. I mean dying

faint falcon
serene chasm
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yes, but it would be too easy

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i wish to torture myself

nimble stag
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I love that video/gif

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Fucking love cats ong

serene chasm
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craaaaaaaaaaaaawliiiiiing iiiinn myy skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinn

nimble stag
rocky fable
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its for monstrosity weekly bro

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trust

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dies

dusty echo
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I shall buy the surge staff with 80% stats except for damage.

hollow rover
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It took me a moment to register what happened before I started cackling like an idiot

rocky fable
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swinging at ghosts

full cypress
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it prob became muscle memory

hollow rover
muted violet
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guys
my back
ow

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this was a lot more chaotic than it looks

faint falcon
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I'm looking at BrokeBackBilly

rocky fable
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main character syndrome activated

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exposed

muted violet
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i was busy with the weakened bosses lol

rocky fable
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a real carry woulda juggled it seamlessly

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back to the drawing board

crystal kite
rocky fable
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first hug horniest ogryn

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now hug most racist ogryn?

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jeez louise

faint falcon
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are you for real

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you better be joking

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I can accept classist ogryn, but horny? watching

granite aspen
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twas a dark day

desert chasm
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had some silly names tonight : )

faint falcon
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horrible last one lmao

spring sail
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not Nurgle but multiple

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that’s what it takes to fight the natural smell of Paris

crystal kite
rocky fable
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hug i thought you were better.....

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😔

granite aspen
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if i had a nickel every time an ogryn got racist, i'd have two nickels

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which isn't a lot of money and is honestly a shockingly low amount for 40k

crystal kite
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Shouty not race.

rocky fable
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shouties have feelings too hug.

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may not get

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but we do

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(no we dont we only want to carry everyone all the time 😈 )

muted violet
faint falcon
solemn verge
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Shouty always crude rude and always flat like pancake after 2 minute in mission cuz he went missing again ! ogryn_pathetic

vestal zodiac
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I dunno, mine sings sometimes

crystal kite
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Why shouty go so far only to get flatten like bug?

crystal kite
vestal zodiac
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Ah, that’s a bad shouty. They should go out and stab something, then come back to the group

solemn verge
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They always look down on us, mock us, but at least we no pancake !

granite aspen
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nah ogryn got a different kind of cake

orchid veldt
orchid veldt
orchid veldt
safe kiln
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i recently made a new character, and am doing low level quickplay... for some reason, it feels like demonhosts are a mandatory encounter whenever they show up

wheat phoenix
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That's just a skill issue

granite aspen
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damn daemonhost got them too

desert chasm
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no i just didn't feel like being mean

balmy ginkgo
orchid veldt
# balmy ginkgo

Shots like this makes me wish for a photomode. Or better yet, a demo mode! Imagine the sick frag montages if we had that. Its a shame folks don't do those no more.

balmy ginkgo
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I've been meaning to get some of the single player mods set up so I can do screenshots

orchid veldt
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"In the beginning, I tried to warn you,
you play with fire, it's gonna burn you.
But here we are now, same situation.
You never listen,
YOU NEVER LISTEN!"

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Sick 360 knife throw

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I wonder if that frag montage is still available. Pretty sure this was before copyright on yt was a thing

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Yeah, no, it's gone :c

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It is gone and I am old. Ah, the memories.

muted violet
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holy shit

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i found them

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hot singles in my area

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they're real lol

scenic cosmos
granite aspen
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bring snack

scenic cosmos
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try to guess which one of us disturbed the daemonhost

delicate mantle
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gordo

scenic cosmos
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yep, the fragging zealot

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he disturbed two daemonhosts in a row

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both of them are now dead

scenic cosmos
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I got lucky that I got a team that can deal with daemonhosts efficiently but

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could the zealot just, not do that for our sake

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I don't think he was even using a thunder hammer, I think he was either using an eviscerator or a chainaxe

cinder trout
coarse island
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I've had too many Vets not realise that their flashlights will aggro the host

cinder trout
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Red stim, dclaw, we gaming

scenic cosmos
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funny how this game doesn't have its own equivalent of L4D's game instructor just to teach us shit like this

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also funny thing about the two daemonhosts

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both were killed by our psyker

muted violet
# scenic cosmos both of them are now dead

reminds me of the other day when i was running a terror in the dark and a level 16 vet triggered 2 in a row. saved his ass both times because knife is broken overpowered when built right. only difference is the vet was a new player, protect the baby

scenic cosmos
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also yes its in a lower resolution I don't know why

muted violet
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why was that a link, discord you have failed me

scenic cosmos
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discord is shit, don't worry

muted violet
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smyker CH_PikaGun

faint falcon
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Smite lovers rise up

muted violet
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i had to use it recently for the penance and
i hated how easy it made an auric mael

scenic cosmos
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oh boy

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there, gone

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ban me while we're at it

muted violet
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i was joking, not about how easy it makes the game tho. that's real

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on the bright side, free frenzied killer penance

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eepy smite is busted

scenic cosmos
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I've stopped taking those as jokes long ago

serene chasm
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i wish to play a round full of male agitator zealots

mystic dirge
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2 agitating 4 me

wet matrix
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The real reason why we dont have enemy psykers is because the sheer unadulterated rage of the agitator would short circuit their brains

serene chasm
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the amount of slurs said by the agitators would prove too much even for 40k

rocky fable
rocky fable
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@sullen solar

undone sequoia
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We made it guys, 4500 prestige

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Now I just need to finish these darn ogryn penances

scenic cosmos
serene chasm
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fart so powerful it can knock down his enemies

twilit bane
rocky fable
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why are we so

brazen orchid
rocky fable
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backup

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why did you chad it

faint falcon
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probably for people saying the heretics involved there should die

faint falcon
serene chasm
faint falcon
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I'm sure someone will

desert chasm
solemn verge
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in a warhammer game

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there is more degeneracy in the imperium rank then hairytiks ranks

rocky fable
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we must do some purging

solemn verge
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fink we got slaneesh cultist in here staregryn

safe kiln
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QP into shock gauntlet. this was an... interesting match

muted violet
# rocky fable

you known there's a problem when "goldenskydaddy" says something about it

rocky fable
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i mean thats basically the emperor

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or the sanguinor depending on who you ask

bold bramble
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bots be packing heat

wet matrix
desert chasm
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If Warframe's region chat is anything to go by, no the fuck we shouldn't

wet matrix
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Warframe region chat is amazing

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The greatest minds come there

solemn verge
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i dont read region chat of warframe

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i jsut play with me prime hildryn, qorvex, prime atlas, and other big bois and gals

wet matrix
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You'll eventually cave

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Region is real endgame

solemn verge
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nah

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em level 27 of mr

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still not used it

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and got ferlax

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so em guud

granite aspen
wet matrix
granite aspen
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knocked down by frags
knocked down by voc
executed by bolter
heretics deserve nothing less

ripe topaz
scenic cosmos
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maybe hadron foresaw this hence why she gave this shovel unyielding damage

granite aspen
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never doubt hadron

scenic cosmos
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three priests and a inquisitorial lackey

ripe topaz
ripe topaz
faint falcon
scenic cosmos
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the boys struggling to use the crane

scenic cosmos
nimble stag
dry dirge
solemn verge
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you did

green heron
proven raft
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ay

serene chasm
crystal kite
serene chasm
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good job hug, you learned how 2 count

mystic dirge
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psyker: DENIED

crystal kite
mossy coral
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long convo this time

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fem fanatic and fem savant having talks

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Also had another conversation earlier in the match between them, but I didn't catch all the lines in time

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Mainly the savant complimenting the fanatic and the fanatic initially being skeptical

storm hemlock
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I kinda wish we had a way to bruteforce these convos

desert chasm
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fr, i've been recording as many Female Seer conversations as i can and there's some i haven't heard in MONTHS that i've been desperate to get on video

serene chasm
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which characters were present?

desert chasm
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Most of them are FSeer & Bully Ogryn, but there's also a hanful of FSeer & MFanatic ones that i've been looking for too

serene chasm
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i have the bully but not a M fanatic

storm hemlock
serene chasm
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im up for playing a few rounds later if you want to tilly

desert chasm
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I would be down for that uwugryn

serene chasm
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send me a message

mellow compass
scenic cosmos
faint falcon
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probably because the savants are the least outwardly crazy/insane of the psykers despite being wet paper towels compared to the other two

faint falcon
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Bubba would also agree

mellow compass
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you naamed your ogryn bubba? XD

faint falcon
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yeah

crystal kite
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Is good name. 👍 strong name.

faint falcon
mellow compass
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very cute

faint falcon
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a giant dog

desert chasm
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I would give him my corpse starch uwugryn

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(If he can still eat it, that is)

serene chasm
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skuld, and my ogryn (Downey)

dry dirge
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Those abhumans are gigantic

serene chasm
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well, downey wasnt meant to be the center of attention but he is taking up 90% of the picture lol

desert chasm
dry dirge
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😂

ripe topaz
frigid flax
twilit bane
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i love those

crystal kite
serene chasm
meager elm
rocky fable
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just got itemization blessing leaks omgomgomgomg

scenic knoll
granite aspen
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high iq gaming

rocky fable
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i dont enjoy the dichotomy of you posting HD darktide gifs

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and then posting your descriptions in game

granite aspen
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fire video

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thanks for sharing

rocky fable
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🤝

granite aspen
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🤝

crystal kite
crystal kite
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Hug will reach full power when he has a power fist on one hand and a grenade gauntlet on the other

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That will be Ultimate Hug.

granite aspen
granite aspen
balmy ginkgo
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I didn't know Hadron had a peg leg

granite aspen
lyric tree
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Genshin x Darktide confirmed

granite aspen
wet flax
twilit bane
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uhhh aktually the PA has very strong ADM against carapace and unyielding 🤓

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H1 chadgryn

granite aspen
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h1 has a chunkier animation

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h1 win every time

mystic dirge
full cypress
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thats some PEAK cadian cope

shrewd crown
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I haven't played Darktide in a while and I really enjoyed the blackout event. The darkened maps added another level of atmosphere

pale locust
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now they're just delegated to random marks

shrewd crown
mystic dirge
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really the flashlight should just be a coaxial las weapon for the lasgun

scenic knoll
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what a name

serene chasm
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at least he knows

eternal summit
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One message removed from a suspended account.

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One message removed from a suspended account.

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One message removed from a suspended account.

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One message removed from a suspended account.

rocky fable
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pretty good but hit and run / sprint efficiency can get replaced

grand spruce
dry dirge
drowsy walrus
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Wheeee

faint falcon
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best ogryn name ever

dry dirge
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For some reason, he looks like Wreck It Ralph

faint falcon
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(sketch by sefusneezed but not finished enough for #darktide-fan-art probably) the Tzeentch tomfoolery in question

vestal zodiac
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How we currently upgrade weapons, she just shoves her hand down in the sack and yanks out whatever she touches first

faint falcon
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Asteras is summoning Tzeentch demons for nefarious purposes

serene chasm
faint falcon
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hotdog water mmmm

serene chasm
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yeah, me and tilly got some interesting teammates

desert chasm
serene chasm
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dude woke up a demonhost and then said "snitches get stitches" after we killed it for him.

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yeah lol that was great, 2 chaos spawns at once

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without any boss modifiers

desert chasm
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yeah no monstrous specials or anything, just 2 fleshbags chillin out ig

faint falcon
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I wanna play with y'all maybe

serene chasm
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maybe tummorra

faint falcon
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Lower difficulties means funny weapon

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ya

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I gotta the whole week off

serene chasm
faint falcon
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Even better

serene chasm
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one unlucky random will get the 3 of us

rocky fable
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familiar lookin guy

serene chasm
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dude looks like hes made out of play-doh

rocky fable
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thats just the byproducts of the warp (my shitty settings)

desert chasm
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i wonder what his favorite kind of fanfiction is...

nimble stag
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i dont get it

desert chasm
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Slow Burn in fanfiction is where a (usually romantic) relationship between characters slowly escalates and develops over time, so like a more 'realistic' depiction of a relationship that builds anticipation & excitement for the readers

sullen lantern
nimble stag
desert chasm
faint falcon
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I hope they do eventually

nimble stag
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imagine the smell

faint falcon
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The impact of my friend Vistu's many encounters with feet fiends and stinky people

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She is changing the world one imagined smell at a time

ember axle
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Cuz not context, that is Heresy.

mystic dirge
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M cutthroat comments the chaos gods arent real gods. M professional responds their followers just need the emperors light or death. cue F cutthroat's response as seen here

lyric tree
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Male Fanatic should say about "Falling into chaos and corruption in the hive"

spring sail
viral cipher
maiden ether
viral cipher
maiden ether
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oh damn

viral cipher
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10 sec sorry not 15

maiden ether
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idk whats more painful, that or serial killer

viral cipher
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Still havent done serial killer yet

maiden ether
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I did it on malice with a las pistol lol

viral cipher
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Might have to try that

maiden ether
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was the most painful pennance other than make every shot count

viral cipher
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funnily enough just completed that one today lol

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Managed it with the shorty double barrel and 3 ogryns on standard espionage

viral cipher
pine merlin
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any weapon without much ammo and you can magdump is fine

pale fog
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Just spam assail into a horde thumbsup_ogryn

pine merlin
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i managed to do it with a ball staff AymHehLaugh

pale fog
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Yeah really anything with good cleave into a horde and you'll get it eventually

viral cipher
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Oh so does that penance count with melee too?

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I thought it was only ranged

pine merlin
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only ranged

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but let's say, if u use a shotgun, even if you sneeze on an enemy, it counts as hit

viral cipher
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oh oki then

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Like i said, will passively try it as ive still got so many others to focus on lol

pine merlin
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yeah, but this one you kinda ahve to focus to get it, since you're only allowed to miss 1 shot out of 10

viral cipher
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Then it will be one of the last ones i try once most of the bigger penances are complete

pale fog
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my friend got it by shooting into those doors that spawn enemies with a revolver lol

unique galleon
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HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

charred turtle
jolly shuttle
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Oooh, c'mon, it's a premier?

Boo wormleechangry

full cypress
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whoever on youtube decided premier's as an idea should be shot

serene chasm
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true, im gonna forget it exists and then ill watch the trailer once fs releases it.

full cypress
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same

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hate it when any channel i follow does it

solemn verge
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People already complains

full cypress
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its like the biggest tier of cockteasing

full cypress
solemn verge
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yeah true they rather wait even more

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here for the lazies

desert chasm
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tbf those posts are 1-2 months old so we don't know what's been changed

solemn verge
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indeed but there is people that will actually not watch cuz its set on tommorow

green heron
solemn verge
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and unless a meteor crashes on my house this evening or tommorow i can wait 1 day

solemn verge
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at least i can start cleaning all me 380 stuff

green heron
#

Axes? Deleted
Chain swords? Destroyed
Lasguns? Eated

solemn verge
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kark grenades ? delicious

faint falcon
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I eat force staves the long way

desert chasm
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NOOOO NOT MY SURGE STAFF

pale fog
#

mmmm rock delicious

solemn verge
#

but

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all these are puny snakes

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i rather eat my nukes

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i can breath fire for 10 second when i do !

pale fog
#

🤯

dreamy haven
#

only in death does duty end

faint falcon
#

I feel like my psyker could eat a lasgun cartridge and be fine

faint falcon
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I never thought I'd remotely relate to an ork

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But I'd be doing that affectionately

solemn verge
#

DONT HUG THE KRIEG METAL FACE HE IS EVIL

faint falcon
#

A hug with my arms and all of my mechadendrites.

SQUEEZE

nimble stag
#

The warhammer community have somehow made the death korp of kreig more mid then the cadians

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Beyond over rated

pearl nymph
#

I saw a Cadian once

unique galleon
#

Cadians and Krieg are overrated
Real guardsmen enjoy the STEEL LEGION

granite aspen
#

s steew wegion >.<

faint falcon
#

I like gas masks. I'm not sorry

dreamy haven
#

Cadia stands

unique galleon
faint falcon
#

Holding a Krieger in my teeth as we speak

dreamy haven
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U can enjoy ur special boys I will enjoy my endless waves of generic npc army

#

Oh you wiped out an entire platoon??

chilly fiber
#

Lucifer Blacks ftw

faint falcon
dreamy haven
#

I got 10 more 😈

storm hemlock
# pearl nymph I saw a Cadian once

Haha, this actually reminds me of the time i met a Cadian at a market place a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for picts or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk away with like fifteen corpse starch bars in his hands without paying.

The servitor at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear it, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When it took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped it and told it to scan them each individually “to prevent any Motive Force infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After it scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting it by yawning really loudly.

rocky fable
#

i need this for zealot

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please and thanks

faint falcon
#

fuckin fancy ass beef marine with the bigass chain executioner axe

dreamy haven
#

Just give me a hotshot lasgun and I'll be content

rocky fable
#

but that part is pretty cool too, ig

faint falcon
#

Sorry I went brain dead for a moment there. I like that axe. We could take them from the scab maulers

rocky fable
#

me meeting other people saying the exact same thing as me

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in here

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we need the mauler's 2-H Chaxe for zealot

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i swear

faint falcon
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I'm sorry if I'm more homo about it

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PLEASE

desert chasm
#

You'll use the chain axe and you'll LIKE IT

faint falcon
#

AXE

rocky fable
#

no everyone who says what i say but in a different way always says it more homo

#

dw

faint falcon
#

I want a 2h chain axe for my psyker

rocky fable
#

😎

faint falcon
rocky fable
rocky fable
#

i want 2-H Chaxe for zeals

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force axe for soyker

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OR a 2-H Force sword

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(Like why isnt the obscurus 2-H)

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it looks big enough

faint falcon
#

2h chain axe for everyone but ogryn

They should just get a giant jerry rigged chainsaw KEKW_ogryn

rocky fable
#

at that point give them

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ahem

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ripper gauntlets

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or was it ripper claws

faint falcon
#

so true

rocky fable
#

either way imagine punching something

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witha fucking chainsaw on it

#

as oggy

solemn verge
#

ogryn cannot have some of said weapons

faint falcon
#

I need fist weapons in general on mine

rocky fable
#

a 2-H Chaxe for zeal is believeable

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but the most copium im consuming

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I want lightning claws on zeal

solemn verge
#

reasons: eighter sacred, they would breake em, it cost much to make em

faint falcon
#

My ogryn would prefer to just use his hands to kill

soft ingot
#

Ulgo too

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That or using his ripper like a club.

dry dirge
hollow rover
dry dirge
#

Fireworks

eternal summit
#

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dry dirge
#

Unyielding enemies, that means it's monstrosities, right?

faint falcon
#

Should be

solemn verge
#

yup

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and bulwarks

rocky fable
eternal summit
rocky fable
#

i was gonna say deathspitter is pretty good but with how vet crit is

eternal summit
rocky fable
#

scattershot is fine

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now you must chase the vet dream of manstopper / scattershot

eternal summit
#

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faint falcon
#

death on my spitter til I firing frenzy

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I can't wait to get a deathspitter double barrel

rocky fable
#

you wont be getting one after what you just posted

faint falcon
rocky fable
#

hope you get deathspitter 1

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fire frenzy 2

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just so theres no number coherency

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because fuck you

faint falcon
#

That's better than nothing chadgryn

#

I make it all work. I'm the Omnissiah's most rabid soldier.

tidal patio
twilit bane
#

maybe the lobby isnt the best place for this

orchid veldt
#

@slate marsh ^

slate marsh
#

I remenber that there is one that looks like a saber 🤔

tidal patio
#

Yeah that's a green one

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Very cool onethumbsup_ogryn

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One of the only two power sword skin , but the best

mossy coral
eternal summit
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mossy coral
#

Burblespue reference

pale fog
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me and my friend were running around with 2 gunlugger builds and just gunning down everything, and it was hilarious

#

what the hell is trigger discipline!!!

eternal summit
granite aspen
#

s god emprahs job to judge
ogryn send eretigs to im

pale fog
#

spend half your ammo during the 1st engagement, yes

cinder trout
pearl nymph
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I knew he was gonna say something

cinder trout
eternal summit
#

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faint falcon
#

oh shit

eternal summit
#

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faint falcon
#

oh... you know

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chips dubbo btw

serene chasm
#

bro..

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literally me

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how do i delete this message

granite aspen
#

oops sowwy big man >.<

faint falcon
serene chasm
#

🤔

faint falcon
#

oh he appeared right before that KX-8 mission. Makes sense

serene chasm
#

"he had to thank everybody and then us, i see how it is"

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BRO

faint falcon
#

smiles nefariously

serene chasm
#

that strike team chat is bullshit

faint falcon
#

owned

serene chasm
#

i had my voice chat on for once and heard that

faint falcon
#

by the vox channel interference

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LMFAO

serene chasm
faint falcon
#

I had said something worse before that

serene chasm
#

what did you say

faint falcon
#

"I need KX-8 so bad it makes me look fucking stupid"

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Hudson heard far worse things though

serene chasm
#

thats pretty tame compared to the other stuff you said about him

faint falcon
#

yeah Hudson heard more

serene chasm
#

i was wondering what that sound was, and it was you all along

faint falcon
#

I didn't talk until near the end

#

I was in a discord call with Hudson

desert chasm
near adder
#

He’s waiting for Mario KEKW_ogryn

serene chasm
desert chasm
#

environmental storytelling

serene chasm
#

can you spot the krieger

desert chasm
#

too much green

faint falcon
#

so many limbs

granite aspen
serene chasm
#

peak viktor gameplay

faint falcon
#

THE BRUTE IS SLAIN

#

ruthless

desert chasm
#

the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓼 have arrived

solemn verge
#

there is even one that is staring at the shouty very hard

serene chasm
#

thats yormun

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and he probably was hard

desert chasm
#

what...

#

what did he mean by that

serene chasm
#

nothing

#

anyway

solemn verge
#

....spark-head... a feel we should go on mission next time ... just in case staregryn

faint falcon
#

I don't rise up for ogryn

serene chasm
faint falcon
#

he wanted a hug

solemn verge
#

oh its your zealot ?

#

i tho it was @desert chasm

serene chasm
#

pretty sure the last thing bean wanted was a hug from a freak such as thee

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tilly was the 2nd psyker

faint falcon
#

Bean could benefit from a biomancer hug (spinal realignment)

serene chasm
#

im sure he likes his back being broken

faint falcon
serene chasm
#

"what in the emperors name is that?"

solemn verge
#

"its a psyker templar ..."

serene chasm
#

only got this

desert chasm
#

i like that it was the one mission we all died within 5 minutes KEKW_ogryn

faint falcon
#

ANGRY SKULD

olive grail
faint falcon
serene chasm
#

hes trying to wipe it off

serene chasm
desert chasm
#

all i can imagine is that concrete scraping sound

full cypress
#

they despawn so fast lmao

serene chasm
#

they do, i had to snag em fast

full cypress
#

the best part is they also got a lot more physics joints

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so the ragdoll ends up in some hilarious poses

serene chasm
#

thankfully those were randoms so its even funnier

full cypress
#

LMFAO

#

bro thinks hes walter white

serene chasm
#

(thats me) after falling off a ledge

green heron
solemn verge
serene chasm
full cypress
#

LMFAO

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fuck that got me lmao

serene chasm
#

been saving it for the perfect moment

full cypress
#

god speed homie

frigid flax
#

Anyone know how to rip the Herald of Admonition gif from the launcher?

eternal summit
full cypress
marsh cairn
ruby stag
#

found this old clip while digging a bit through my capture folder, just posting this here for the funnies before I delete it and might find more later

wheat phoenix
#

That door is still broken

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I think they fixed it for a hotfix but it broke the next hotfix or something like that?

cinder trout
crystal kite
#

Based pics from earlier

fervent arrow
#

explains alot about my psykers

desert chasm
fervent arrow
crystal kite
fervent arrow
granite aspen
lyric tree
lyric tree
muted violet
serene chasm
#

thats a bit long, i kind of like the sense of urgency.

tidal patio
#

no players in Asia Southchadgryn

serene chasm
#

what the dog doin

spring sail
#

“oi ya gat a mic mate?”

chinese player talking

“ah shit hes chinese take him down”

#

come to think of it the chinese players were really just on their own side because the level of distrust was so beyond salvageable

#

good ol oceania

eternal summit
spring sail
#

not even close to understanding their bias but i believe em

#

it must be a dark life to be a chinese gamer who refuses to cheat

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a japanese man once explained it to me as cheating to chinese players is seen as just another skill check

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danish though I can’t think if what they’ve done to deserve on-sight skinning

coarse island
#

they talk weird

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that's about it

spring sail
#

the most mixed bag for me is russians, either a comrade for life or you’re about to betrayed without a second of remorse

torpid nymph
#

The best ineteraction ive had in the Oceania servers. Was when DH's just got added. This guy with an open mic took a world record long bong hit and said "Don't wake up Demon hosts....if you wake up demon hosts your a c**t"

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I can't say the C word it gets filtered

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Aussie opression

torpid nymph
#

He was the most correct mf

#

tell you what? not a single DH was woken up that match

spring sail
#

I played a lot of Squad in Japan and the half drunk half faded aussies coming off their 6pm-6am work shift were so funny

torpid nymph
#

Surely the Japanese servers loved themm

spring sail
#

English speakers 🤝 japanese

#

The Filipinos were accepted everywhere

torpid nymph
#

Good to know lmao

spring sail
#

I also loved how no matter how hard to worked against aussie players they’d never team-kill you they’d just call you a cnt and try to make your dumb plan work

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as a mexican myself the Filipinos are self proclaimed “sea-mexicans” and tbh it’s almost impossible to tell them apart from mexicans it’s so weird

#

they got the chill diplomatic immunity

tidal patio
#

im a Chinese player

#

loregryn stuying in Au

fervent arrow
#

@proven raft

paper flower
#

Dunno if it's the appropriate place to post, but I'm on a trip to Scotland right now, and I just had to stop into a Warhammer shop for a couple trinkets

soft ingot
#

this is the right place my son, you bring great honour to this chat.

paper flower
#

Ah, glorious

spring sail
tidal patio
spring sail
#

i should have been born as chinese manual laborer

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would have been happier

#

god damn i hate my life when the hell is that darktide video releasing

tidal patio
#

8 mins later

serene chasm
dry dirge
paper flower
#

To be worn with utmost pride

nimble stag
#

and have done for like 2 years now

unreal elbow
#

Crusher

pearl nymph
#

@silver hornet

faint falcon
#

they just keep approaching Melk

#

brandon

full cypress
#

wheres Dark Brandon

serene chasm
#

brandon from the tide of dark

hollow rover
#

I wish I had the luck you have of just finding actual anomalies on the Mourningstar

full cypress
#

sometimes you just gotta search

dry dirge
# pearl nymph

Hadron and Morrow gonna be surprised to see butt naked rejects fighting horde of heretics

granite aspen
hollow rover
#

Captain price with his twinned blast smoke grenades

granite aspen
#

twinned blast smokes couldnt save soap Sitgryn

nimble stag
full cypress
#

Man this train level leak is looking pretty good thumbsup_ogryn

pearl nymph
#

aint no way

subtle garden
full cypress
#

big PTSD moment for most old genre gaymers

subtle garden
#

never played the older GTA games, but i heard SA had unfairly difficult missions

faint falcon
#

ASSTHUNDER

dry dirge
#

Bro, all those names xD

pale fog
#

I encountered "WomanWithDick" earlier today

#

terrifying

faint falcon
#

nah that's normal

meager elm
versed anvil
#

Veteran turns back around

dry dirge
#

I love dialogues in this game xD rejects really be having funny and wholesome conversations

full cypress
dry dirge
#

My all time favourite line is when Ogryn's try to pronouns medicae station, they have such hard time, poor gentle giants

#

😂

full cypress
#

they are trying their best

dry dirge
#

But they are good lads

hollow rover
#

Honestly I’ll toss any anomalies I find in here when I’m off work later tonight that’s if I get “lucky” lmao

serene chasm
#

im ass at this game lmaoo

nimble stag
#

I hate warhammer plus as much as the next guy

#

But holy shit this line goes hard

#

Gets blood to the loins ong

nimble stag
#

i love it when the psyker plays like actual ass, then proceeds to say im "lacking in fundamentals"

#

my brother in throne you died first

#

toxic players are cringe ngl

solemn verge
#

dont worry

#

there is alot of em

fierce quest
#

First thing I see, booting up DT after a crash

hollow rover
scarlet spire
#

whenever i go afk in a darktide lobby, does the chat explode

hollow rover
#

Chat will either be Hilarious or the worst thing ever

serene chasm
#

saw him yesterday

hollow rover
#

Lmao

covert ridge
near adder
#

sorry in advance the space marine 2 hype is overwhelming

crystal kite
versed anvil
jolly shuttle
#

Bolter Magdump is always fun

spring sail
hollow rover
nimble stag
#

Fuck off with your fundamentals bruh I just want to swing a chainsword

granite aspen
spring sail
#

speak to them doctor Daniel

nimble stag
#

I think a light spanking is in order

#

Guess the fundamentals of this dick bitch

full cypress
mellow compass
muted violet
#

he's in the walls
HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS

green heron
#

He may be on fire but he's ready for combat

hollow rover
#

He’s ready to throw hands, this warp infused fire is nothing

granite aspen
versed anvil
#

I always love seeing custom hud videos it's fun seeing the variation from person to person

trim relic
#

Tried to get closer to WF's hud style lol

granite aspen
#

besides the weapons, it’s the complete opposite of mine KEKW_ogryn

trim relic
#

I need to tweak mine but alas

#

I'm funking lazy

desert chasm
#

Warframe?

trim relic
#

ya

#

Clueless definitely haven't been playing that for a decade

desert chasm
#

i was literally just playing but i already forgot what the hud looks like KEKW_ogryn

solemn verge
#

Hildryn strongest and prettiest sah uwugryn

trim relic