darktide-pics-vids

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/brah-gif-8597770457636454285

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/dogs-explosion-wow-gif-5006045

[serene chasm]

pox hounds leaving their spawn location I am standing outside with a bolter.

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-darktide-darktide-gif-11154178055878705896

🫢-

love how my guy is standing, like hes being forced out of his room to eat dinner

Bro is a s flabbergasted as i am.

[ripe topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10311420692458175149

FURBURSTER!

[spring sail]

ARASAKA DOGS⁉️👹🕶️🎸

[serene chasm]

⁉️ 👹 🕶️ 🎸

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/39obEVj

https://imgur.com/DQBnS2h

[meager elm]

worst bomber

misted

hello flamer

[dry dirge]

She be like : yep, I am about to die

[unique galleon]

How the FUCK is your game so pretty???

[dry dirge]

I make any game look pretty. That's what I am best at 🙂 I can even make retro game look pretty and look hyped.

[mellow compass]

@pearl nymph contemplating

[pearl nymph]

who invited that guy behind us

blow him up

[olive condor]

cool pc i guess

[mystic dirge]

hound gets fed into machinery and FUCKING DIES

[pale locust]

turning off the hud makes all the difference

[olive condor]

having stable concrete 60 fps makes even more difference

luxury

[balmy ginkgo]

We were super cool!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082196923911503952/1257090151637717032/2024-06-30_13-52-28_edit.mp4?ex=668323ef&is=6681d26f&hm=8fc99ed8acd10982ecf69d72169e6be7972853c360e8bef16725a5b478e96b24&
We also had the best banter. Two ogryns in a party is so cute

[grizzled pine]

I hit him so hard that I slammed him into the wall.

[balmy ginkgo]

Everyone's favorite catwalk

[rapid basin]

This is the only thing I miss from non auric missions, most banter gets interrupted by callouts

[alpine cave]

my ogryn never talks to anyone this much

it's always just oneliners and battle cries and grunts from charge

depressing to have bully these days

[balmy ginkgo]

Bully is my least favorite ogryn anyway
The other two are chatty

[alpine cave]

i couldn't fucking stand bodyguard for some reason

and i don't like it when my character speaks like a special person

[balmy ginkgo]

All three options are pretty bright as far as ogryns go

[storm hemlock]

enforcer taking the freaks out for a walk

[soft ingot]

@mellow compass can you explain?

Actually

[mellow compass]

It was the twins....

[soft ingot]

Nevermind

[mellow compass]

Need I say more..?

[soft ingot]

Come on man... we both know how much you like ogryns... dont get too excited now

[mellow compass]

I assure you it was not for the Ogryns this time. I was wearing my best to see Ms and Mr Karnak

[soft ingot]

Wait... this time? Aw come on

[mellow compass]

[soft ingot]

[modern helm]

It’s not what it looks like

[soft ingot]

Uh hu? Sure...

[modern helm]

It’s all about aerodynamics

[soft ingot]

BOY I SAY BOY YOU BETTER FIND A BETTER EXCUSE I SAID A BETTER EXCUSE SON!🐓

https://tenor.com/view/foghorn-strut-walking-walk-gif-15481351

[balmy ginkgo]

Makin' me blush, Boss

[green heron]

I put a hand on my knife

[faint falcon]

nothing like putting a whole entire preserved body part on there to scare the Nurgle babies

[vivid parcel]

I’ve noticed a lot more “””””flirty””””” responses since the update lol

[ripe topaz]

making sure heretics are not reproducing anymore i see

[potent kite]

I suck at getting min-max shit.

[hidden sentinel]

step-beast, what are you doing?

[faint falcon]

friend???

[raven falcon]

I'm noticing a grammar issue

[meager elm]

wee

barrel

trapped

stop flying

[vivid parcel]

I swear 90% of the comedic moments in this game are from barrels and it never gets old

[neat trail]

90% barrel 10% rock->mutant

[mystic dirge]

The dog sells it

[toxic pumice]

the director decide to jump us once we were in a cutscen

[marsh marten]

Found on reddit

[quasi surge]

dclaw would win

[ripe topaz]

1000 ragers calmly walking towards the fight

https://tenor.com/view/benstiller-zoolander-gif-4699370

[serene chasm]

calmly and ragers in the same message 💀

those mfs are anything but calm

granted they are pretty chill compared to plague monks

[ripe topaz]

RAGINGLY CALM

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/AfwGl3Q

[olive condor]

no way Homelander makes DT advertisement, true Hero of America

Hero AND a gamer

[dry dirge]

Hehe, I did work as a QA or Media Advertisement through contract for Trepang Studios, delivering them high quality gameplay videos, so yeah this is what I am best at when it comes to videogames 🙂

[olive condor]

uhhh... ok

that was not what i ment but whatever

[full cypress]

I was like "What the fuck"

then I look below

"Oh."

man I really got no life

[coarse island]

time to empty the cosmetic store (they all suck)

[dry dirge]

Wait is that maximum value?

[full cypress]

Seems like it!

[full cypress]

ACTUALLY great tip

imma go do that now, necessary sacrifice 💀

[vital hull]

25mil is max for all 4 currencies

plasteel, diamantine, melk bucks, ordo docets

[full cypress]

I just thought id never reach this far but im also a late-night gaymer who plays too much Damnation/Maelstrom so i guess it was boudn to happen

[dry dirge]

Wow and I am soon reaching to 2 million ordo dockets.

[storm hemlock]

wasn't it 10 mils for plasteel and diamantine before?

[vital hull]

I think it was always 25mil for all

[storm hemlock]

Okie

[modern helm]

@silk wedge

[regal pewter]

Honest with yourself Witchfinder?

[full cypress]

Always was

[median marsh]

top ten pics taken moments before disaster

[faint falcon]

RIP ogryn, your innards were not easy to clean up

[serene chasm]

my previous ogryn was a menace

[faint falcon]

no pants no problem

there's something so undiagnosed about Swagger

[vivid parcel]

If he isn’t a genestealer I’ll be disappointed

[serene chasm]

clipping elbow syndrome

[faint falcon]

I didn't notice that until now lmao

[serene chasm]

his model clips alot lol

[vivid parcel]

So I saw this in the old trailers.
Would be cool if the color changed depending on the difficulty of the mission.

[serene chasm]

cmon leave some vacation time for the devs

[vivid parcel]

N o

[faint falcon]

hey man don't traumadump on me I'm just a drunkard

[vivid parcel]

“Don’t traumadump on me” in 40k is crazy lmao

[faint falcon]

LMAO

[solemn verge]

there is only the shouties to come-up with butt names on ogryns

[vivid parcel]

“I fought greenskins it was terrifyi-

No one cares bro

[vivid parcel]

Buttbardin

[serene chasm]

average genestealer coper

[vivid parcel]

Ok

However

[olive condor]

is he a bit fat?

[serene chasm]

he has the 'tism

[median marsh]

dont do my boy swagger like that

[serene chasm]

and a fat head dent

[median marsh]

hes cool

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-unfunny-dent-head-gif-20625569

[vivid parcel]

The skin around his eyes is clearly a deep black. So his arms being human like is just a glitch

2. I hate you

3. Let me cope

[olive condor]

fat bald fatty... fat FAT!

[median marsh]

swagger wouldnt worship tyranids

[faint falcon]

I don't think he's fat, just has very loose fitting clothes, and layers

Makes sense because it's cold as fuck down there

[median marsh]

just dont be cold

[faint falcon]

Though, if one of the devs wants to prove me wrong, they should let me know so I am inclined to draw fanart of him if he is indeed a fat boy

[median marsh]

its just that shrimple

[faint falcon]

Just become an ogryn, easy

Ogryn tough

[serene chasm]

he looks like an incel

[vivid parcel]

Shrimple as

[median marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-simple-its-shrimple-gif-25735431

[faint falcon]

He has social skills, which incels lack

Also he respects Hadron - nothing any incel would ever do to a woman that talks back to them habitually

[serene chasm]

i ignored him so idk

[median marsh]

i think swagger has a crush on hadron

[vivid parcel]

But he’s in the 40k universe. So I think it cancels it out

He’s at least 1/4 incel

[faint falcon]

I don't think incels could exist in 40k because they'd be one of the first to die pointless deaths to prove they're better than any of the women nearby

[vivid parcel]

True

They were the first to join nurgle

They could relate yknow

[median marsh]

or slaanesh

[vivid parcel]

True but that would imply incels have ever touched a woman

[median marsh]

no wait that would be simps

[vivid parcel]

Indeed

[median marsh]

slaaneshi belle delphine is now in your mind

suffer

[serene chasm]

thats just normal delphine

[vivid parcel]

Jokes on you

I’m gay

Mwhahahahahahahaha

[median marsh]

slaaneshi james charles then

[vivid parcel]

Jokes on you

Im pan

Go ahead make your frying pan joke

[median marsh]

slaaneshi nonspecific nonstick cooking implements then

[vivid parcel]

FUCK

[median marsh]

nurgle cooking implements too if youre an eastern chef

mothers(and grandmothers) get khorne cooking implements, and MFs that put spinach in brownies get tzeentchian cooking implements

[median marsh]

also rannick shoots you

[vivid parcel]

Cool

[median marsh]

the 4 elements of chaos

pansexuals, eastern chefs, old women, and health psychopaths

[vivid parcel]

You forgot Hispanic mothers

The equivalent of khorn

[median marsh]

thats what i said

old women

[median marsh]

see here

[vivid parcel]

Wooooow

So all Hispanic women are old?

[median marsh]

you said hispanic mothers

i exaggerated, you twisted, we truly are tzeentchian in nature

but ill kill myself before i add spinach to brownies

[vivid parcel]

True true

[dry dirge]

Hole Expander? Bro was in prison for a long time I see

[ripe topaz]

Rectal-Inspector's assistant

[vivid parcel]

So are ogryns hung or nah?

[ripe topaz]

hung-ry

[limpid falcon]

the shock maul is amazing

i just solo'd an entire army of maulers, crushers, moebian sixth lackeys, and trappers just by using the shock maul

[pearl nymph]

what's the range with it?

[limpid falcon]

very low from what i've seen whilst using it but it does pack alot of punch

especially since it sends poxwalkers and groaners flying when you hit them

even on damnation it one shots most specialists with a boink to the head

three shots mutants, and like 5-6 shots maulers if you doink them on the head

and with the alt action i managed to get a crusher in stun lock

so that was fun

[pearl nymph]

using manic perk?

is it still 3 shots for mutants

[limpid falcon]

i'd have to test that out if it still does high damage outputs to mutants without the perk

i'd recommend using the new DB shottie with it aswell, does alot of close range damage

[pearl nymph]

it seems interesting

[sacred rover]

same stun as smite or less?

[vivid parcel]

50/50

With the rite perks it can be almost the same

[sacred rover]

that's interesting

[vivid parcel]

Right*

[sacred rover]

i never had the chance to test it.

[vivid parcel]

Ye. Big difference being that with smite you just hold it down. With the maul you have to keep hitting peeps

[sacred rover]

might run that on my vet if theres way to optimize

[sacred rover]

that's fine i got carpal tunnel syndrome vaccine already

i do it too much anyways, so what's a bit more

[vivid parcel]

Lmao. If ur gonna run it on vet I suggest using the DB shotgun with the keystone that reloads ur gun whenever you get a melee kill. It’s stupid fun

[sacred rover]

would have to play a bit specifically..

but maybe

i run the quickdraw on my vet

the hipfire one

have for a while

[modest sage]

new friend :3

[pearl nymph]

Highest yet

20

[faint falcon]

Yormun annoys his sister with a hug, who is about to fight him for it

[vivid parcel]

I don’t speak Cuban what are they saying?

[serene chasm]

de moebian

https://tenor.com/view/cat-twerk-cat-twerk-vibes-cat-vibe-gif-25335446

2nd

[faint falcon]

<@&735928989146939404> Abominable Intelligence detected.

@pearl ledge #📕server-rules review rule 9

[spring sail]

He means no ai images

[pearl ledge]

ah my bad

why isnt it in the title

oof

[sharp relic]

Rule 9 does state no AI images, please do not post them. I'll remove these ones.

[pearl ledge]

ill delete

[spring sail]

damn talented people gate keeping art

[faint falcon]

Me when I don't review the rules or commission artists 🤭

[spring sail]

how am i suppose to draw!

[pearl ledge]

i mean, it wasnt effortless

that was a week of work from me

getting the pics just right

[faint falcon]

I worked 25 years to get to where I am but ain't nobody started making things look good

[pearl ledge]

payed money for the sub to midjourney

the prompts from me are artistic direction

[sharp relic]

guys discussion is also verboten, please change direction

[faint falcon]

scratches mybutt

[pearl ledge]

You cowards are terrified of Men of Iron. Good day. :P

[modern helm]

Cringe

[modern helm]

We want back rubs

[faint falcon]

I can scratch, no rub. Too strong

[pearl nymph]

shovel : )

[plucky escarp]

I'm scared

[pearl ledge]

^_~

[modern helm]

They can see the deletes

[gentle delta]

Bro this sequel to Magic Mike is kinda bussin

[pearl ledge]

there are companies hiring for exactly what i did

live in the past

[gentle delta]

And they're pussy asses

[modern helm]

<@&735928989146939404>

[gentle delta]

Thank you

[pearl ledge]

dont buy nvidia gpu then

[gentle delta]

I wont

[pearl ledge]

kk

[faint falcon]

#darktide-pics-vids message
Gawain asked us not to talk about it on top of not posting it 👍

[pearl ledge]

yeah that was the end of it.

[gentle delta]

This isn't based on Darktide or 40k at all, but my latest painting is pretty damn fly

[vivid parcel]

That’s clearly the entrance to an Armageddon mine

[gentle delta]

Maybe the exit point out and towards a nearby radio tower

[vivid parcel]

Exactly lol

[gentle delta]

Perfect, it's now 40k art then

[vivid parcel]

Sniper

[onyx elbow]

The real secret of the machine god

[ripe topaz]

he gave a wimpy "ah!" after that punch

[faint falcon]

less gun means more bullet by ratio

[gentle delta]

Dont need a barrel really

[vivid parcel]

You see Ivan. When you make gun like this your accuracy improves due to fear of loss of fingers

[faint falcon]

bro jumped down already crying

[soft ingot]

Again? Seriously?

[solemn verge]

ABRACADABRA YOINK YER MEME IS MINE !

[vivid parcel]

Eh. Wasn’t mine to begin with lol

[vivid parcel]

No disrespect to those who use cutthroat but holy emperor above the edgy poetry gets so old so fast lmao

[serene chasm]

i like the cadian, hes relatable

[robust patrol]

meanwhile my Cadian ... a Loose Canon Veteran

[pearl nymph]

edgy poetry getting intrupted by "vacuum capsule" is the best though

shuts them up

[vivid parcel]

Very fair

[ripe topaz]

i've converted his negative energy into comedy energy

[vivid parcel]

Fair enough

My point still very much stands tho

[vivid parcel]

Honestly would fw a warhammer telltale game

Pic gives me those vibes

[serene chasm]

even my 21.9 widescreen cant capture this fat MF

[meager elm]

beating

trapper forced me to explode

who put him there

blood fountain

fell like lego

bad to the

forced to fly

[normal thunder]

Cutthroat sadly is the only one with Cadian specific lines

[ripe topaz]

and zealots are the shouty ones?

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-anakin-i-want-more-and-i-know-i-shouldnt-anakin-skywalker-gif-23940512

[pale locust]

you may not like his writing, but his acting is fucking impeccable

[serene chasm]

i love everything about the cadian

[serene chasm]

can i order more cadian voice lines please

with fries and a coke large no ice

[pale locust]

I've been browsing them for my upcoming animation so sure

[serene chasm]

animation with a cadian?

you got me interested

[pale locust]

really cool line for what I seem might be a daemonhost encounter
docile at first but turns hostile

friendly psyker line

aACKNowlEEEDged

I'd like to inquire you on regaining your balance

iconic poxburster line, feels genuinely panicky

the most gnarly "now" I've heard from him yet

https://tenor.com/view/jack-black-peach-super-mario-bros-movie-jack-black-peach-throw-gif-gif-17405838635252149858

etc. etc.

[ripe topaz]

i like the part when he got picked up by psyker "THANKS! NOW BACK AWAY!"

[serene chasm]

these are golden

[short crane]

New boss for Darktide.

[spring sail]

looks just like em!

https://tenor.com/view/goodfellas-wiseguys-funny-guy-gangster-hilarious-gif-19855283

[plucky stream]

how father wakes you up

[serene chasm]

krubar

[open trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRzo5NxpmPY&feature=mweb_3_dot_11268432&itc_campaign=mweb_3_dot_11268432&redirect_app_store_ios=1&app=desktop

[serene chasm]

the psycher lol

[olive condor]

he screams so fucking enjoyable

[solemn verge]

ogryn moment

cuz we bestest

[vivid parcel]

Bestest there is

[unique galleon]

Kinda makes me wish (though it’s very understandable why we don’t) we got more voices
I want a veteran who has idea what happened or why he ended up in the position
Call it the Unfortunate Newblood or something

[mossy coral]

Have you found that one grenade tag line?

GRENAAUUYDH

[vivid parcel]

Me n who?

[serene chasm]

💦

[serene chasm]

add that sound to it or ill use medal and make it cursed

[vivid parcel]

Is that a threat or a promise?

[serene chasm]

both

dogass program cant even import it

[vivid parcel]

Haha

[balmy ginkgo]

I think I'm going to set up some solo play mods so I can fly through levels and take screenshots in peace

There's so much gorgeous level design I never get to ogle

[loud blade]

https://youtu.be/--2Ztdrppo8?si=Ek0tQl7YvtUNyYLs

[mossy coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5DAXLMgZ0M

Releasing this week

[desert chasm]

WOOO THERE'S THE HORDE THEME I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/catjam-cat-disco-catjamming-gif-16989864924126703156

another Jesper Kyd W

[grizzled pine]

128 Hrs of play, 3 Characters at the maximum level of trust and I realize this now, the traitor dies but they still use her corpse

[balmy ginkgo]

Oh shit is that her?

[grizzled pine]

Yes!

I literally realize it now, I don't check the armor section that often but I know it's her because of the marks on her cheek.

[balmy ginkgo]

That's awesome lmao

[versed anvil]

That was added in patch 13

[grizzled pine]

Well, I just found out about that now, besides, it shows that it has been dead for some time, it is all rotten.

[versed anvil]

Nah I meant if you didn't notice before it's alright because it wasn't always there :)

[balmy ginkgo]

Such a cool touch

[grizzled pine]

Daaaamn

[versed anvil]

Indeed

[grizzled pine]

On the one hand, I feel bad, but I remember that she was a traitor and I forget

[versed anvil]

I realised that :) is more passive aggressive than I thought sorry lmao

[grizzled pine]

Still dont know WHY THE WANT A Death Traitor doing some Job

[floral delta]

Why leave a corpse around when it can be useful

[balmy ginkgo]

Servitors never malfunction or anything...

[soft ingot]

Servitor is enought a punishment as it is penance for heresy. Such is his words.

[mossy coral]

Loose Cannon

I swear this line is really fucking rare, I've only heard it once

giving Hadron lip about not caring about the workers during the cryo rod repair mission

[soft ingot]

Its the loose canon.

How is he one to talk?

He litteraly talks about robbing the dead

[robust patrol]

my guy Once I heard my Loose Cannon say that he infiltrated from within the hive gang and then destoryed it

[mossy coral]

[soft ingot]

Hah

[soft ingot]

@faint falcon your favorite line right?

[grizzled pine]

That...is a good one

[grizzled pine]

In short, there are fates worse than death

[soft ingot]

Yup

Heretic deserves the worst. Set an example of them

[grizzled pine]

Why Have I had memories of Shadow of War for that?

[soft ingot]

Because you used to kill those who betrayed you

Same as i

[grizzled pine]

Ah yes, not the killing part, i still remember in shadow of war you make them SHAME, It's like worse than death, so, now i undestand it

[soft ingot]

That too. I REMMEMBER YOU THOK YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[grizzled pine]

Oh man, i still remember a Orc who make a Rebellionagainst me, I killed the leader and the others get SHAME

[soft ingot]

Despicable creature

[grizzled pine]

Sometimes you have to be cruel so they know who's really in charge.

[soft ingot]

Hence why Thok was sentence to be shamed repeatedly. He showed one finale time. Level 1 grunt. Shamed again. Never saw him again

[grizzled pine]

You just lowered him to slave then, Damn

[soft ingot]

Yeah. Prolly died but then again. NOT A SINGLE ORK BETRAYED ME EVER AGAIN

It works

[grizzled pine]

Guess i will do that if i come back to that game

[soft ingot]

Fun game yeah

[grizzled pine]

Is one of my fav games

Like Warhammer Darktide and Vermintide

[soft ingot]

Same

[dense shale]

That's dope

[pale locust]

you should totally become a servitor varlets guys it's really dope

[dense shale]

I tried to use the mod to scrap a bunch of stuff at once and

I think I have too much stuff

[pale locust]

mod? I need this to clean up my inventory too

if you go beyond a certain amount the game runs out of memory and straight up dies

[dense shale]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/171

That might be why I keep crashing at Hadron

You can set it to auto mark items under a certain rating

and then sit back while it sells it all

[desert chasm]

you guys don't sell your junk as soon as you get it??

[balmy ginkgo]

You know how people keep 1000 browser tabs open

[pale locust]

I buy 30-40 weapons at once, spend all of my time farming blessings, then forget the rest so I can play the fucking game lmao

[dense shale]

Too lazy 💤

I have a mod to auto buy weapons until I get a certain rating so

Sometimes I buy very many at once

I spent 15 million on boltguns until I got a 380

[balmy ginkgo]

I never spend more than 100K before stopping or moving to a different station

Superstition >_>

[pale locust]

average result of trying to get blessings and good stats on a new weapon

[sacred oracle]

Woahhh that's sick

[dense shale]

im trying to sell 1500 boltguns rn 💀

[pale locust]

finally

https://tenor.com/view/ain-ainsley-ainsley-harriot-gif-27240258

[serene chasm]

how much did you get

[pale locust]

I didn't bother to check, so I can't really compare

it'd be scrap change anyway

I maxed out my dockets actually

huh

[faint falcon]

One of them yeah lol

[serene chasm]

loose cannon is happy 2 see heretics

[grizzled pine]

call me when there is a lOGISTRATUM mission

[serene chasm]

someone else call them

[meager elm]

all momentum stolen

all gone

hey thats not right

he was offended

[full cypress]

Looney Tunes looking ah finisher

[faint falcon]

more images like this please

[serene chasm]

first time drawing a techpriest, and it was hadron slightly twerking

[faint falcon]

It makes the days so much more enjoyable

[dry dirge]

https://imgur.com/HJKulBZ

https://imgur.com/MtMGe7J

[quasi surge]

This encourages me to upgrade my monitor to 144hz

[green heron]

Trying to figure out how the hell I'm gonna do this

And this one oh my goodness

[olive condor]

easy on lower difficulties

[olive condor]

a matter of time

[soft ingot]

Power hammer

[vivid parcel]

Auric storm missions

Some of them make specialist spawn in as weak monstrosities. With the right set up you can take one out hella quick

Same with the barrels. There’s a modifier that spawns extra barrels. Good luck

[vivid parcel]

Also yeah use the power hammer lol

[green heron]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-commando-ready-to-fight-gif-13776910

I've got work to do........

[vivid parcel]

Good luck boyo I have neither the time or patience to do penances but I hope you do 🫡

Wait a fucking second is your pfp that guy from TWD

https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-lee-lee-everett-over-its-over-gif-18235258

[unborn flax]

thunder hammer + chastise the wicked + sedition level

[green heron]

https://tenor.com/view/the-walking-dead-telltale-lee-everett-andrew-st-john-the-walking-dead-telltale-gifs-lee-walking-dead-gif-27594632

[soft ingot]

Again?

[pearl nymph]

ogyrn gaming

[modern helm]

ogrummies

[wet matrix]

Get a gagglefuck of four krak vets

And throw nades at the same time

:o)

[faint falcon]

Krakheads

[mellow compass]

runt's fantastic adventure

[solemn verge]

you too, you start to think this naked joke is gettin old ?

[soft ingot]

I mean theres only so many times for it to be funny. Kinda breaking my humour when i see a random like that

[solemn verge]

oh yoou mean its better at various dose ?

[soft ingot]

Once in a while yes.

[solemn verge]

agreed

[faint falcon]

Considering they say they only give it to certain people because it's not to be shared freely as well and this is technically a mod that affects other people since it's visible, 🫤 yeah

[ripe topaz]

come

how about farts tho

[faint falcon]

Always funny. Transcends societies and generations

It's all about the timing

[onyx elbow]

Do tech priest fart tonight on dateline

[faint falcon]

I don't. You all do it for me and I get to mock you all for it.

[limpid falcon]

Newton's first law does not apply to this dog

[ripe topaz]

fart promethium

[faint falcon]

You understand.

[plucky stream]

install Inventory2D mod

the view will be better
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/188?tab=images

[dense shale]

😮

[plucky stream]

brain explosion

[faint falcon]

your sense of humor is exquisite

[vestal zodiac]

Then it happens to me, Chungus the ogryn, and I go flying approximately half the way to Terra.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[modern helm]

From @mellow compass

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-16222180742025017592

[main widget]

shnipeeeee

[limpid falcon]

Hes doing a little dance

[limpid falcon]

find the for the drip player

[pearl nymph]

@cosmic heart Fox Mitosis

https://tenor.com/view/ewpert-mitosis-gif-27638419

[restive tangle]

@pearl nymph

[pearl nymph]

violated

[pearl nymph]

the disrespect

[ripe topaz]

it looks like the Reaper is taking this really personally, walking up to you while you are downed and doing the between the legs shooting

[restive tangle]

Smacking me with the gun and stomping on me. 😫

[plucky escarp]

I'm guessing the first zealot

I never seen someone mix those 3 cosmetics randomly

[faint falcon]

does anyone have full body pictures of Melk?

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/intimidate-drama-cowboy-django-jamie-gif-18253137

[faint falcon]

go back to bed

I'm not up to anything.....

[serene chasm]

its 12pm here, im wide awake and ready

[faint falcon]

it's 6:45 am here I'm ready to ordain myself a violent death

[serene chasm]

ill make sure to get the backside of melk..🫦

[faint falcon]

I know what pose I'm gonna put him in

I just need his outfit

[serene chasm]

ill get it for ya

[faint falcon]

thanks brother

[serene chasm]

fitting text for this endeavor

[faint falcon]

thank goodness

[serene chasm]

bro is stuck to his ipad like a toddler

im making his outfit myself

[ripe topaz]

just woke up and thinking about melk already?

[serene chasm]

😩

[faint falcon]

lmao iPad baby

[serene chasm]

i slid into dms

[soft ingot]

So that was a lie

[modern helm]

I do

[soft ingot]

#darktide-fan-art message too late

[serene chasm]

relationship goals 💕

[ripe topaz]

no way!

he split hisself in 2

[open trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8TkoRfVCaM&feature=mweb_3_dot_11268432&itc_campaign=mweb_3_dot_11268432&redirect_app_store_ios=1&app=desktop

This

is a video

[olive condor]

monki should be in helmet

[mystic dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[soft ingot]

Timd to become doomguy

[meager elm]

why can he do that

not allowed on

he was hit so hard he

jumpscare

[ripe topaz]

@soft ingot show me your wings

op found it

[soft ingot]

Huh?

[dry dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/go-do-it-yes-no-go-for-it-gif-17183104

[quasi surge]

No money

[limpid falcon]

I had this really stupid idea

[eternal summit]

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[sacred oracle]

@lyric reef Not LITUHRALLY 30 but 15 minimum, so yeah a swarm of ragers

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[sacred oracle]

The bursts or the smooth regen?

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[sacred oracle]

I think the regen was mostly from the elite kill=toughness talent but weapon specialist toughness regen is very nice too

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[sacred oracle]

I think the keystone you take depends on the weapons and playstyle you're gonna be using

What weapons do you use?

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[sacred oracle]

So Focus Target is a really nice general use keystone because it's just a flat bonus on tagging something, and one of the upgrades that gives damage to you and allies when something you tagged dies is cool

You could run that if you'll be changing up your weapons and don't want to worry too much about it

Weapon Specialist is really good for being aggressive and constantly switching up weapons while managing stacks, and the marksman one is kinda the opposite of that

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[sacred oracle]

Oh it's so so much fun

I would post clips of some really good takes I've got with it but I got off to go to work

I think the big thing is trying to get your hits in while making sure you don't get hit

You can say that about the whole game but it's especially important if you're running face first at the firing line

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[sacred oracle]

So real for this

It's too fun not to

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[sacred oracle]

So double barrel (with run n gun blessing) and chain sword is my favorite weapon combo, VoC is super good for that playstyle so I run that too

[sacred oracle]

Important thing for double barrel is to take Always Prepared so that one melee kill means you swap back to the double barrel and one bullet is reloaded already, this lets you get some nutty spamming out on squishy elites and specialists

Kraks and chord help with boss and carapace damage

Revolver and Columnus V autogun are pretty good for it too

Power sword can be nice too but it's pretty slow with dodges so I avoid it

Chord and DB just scratches that low attention span itch

[twilit bane]

jesus christ

[hollow rover]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/ibUnc5mdKSpfXOF5K/d1337yy0qGNM?invite=cr-MSxlTDksMTA3NDAxNTczLA

My friend has been subjected to the barrels on Clandestine

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[sacred oracle]

Dude that's literally what I call it LMAO

Undiagnosed but there's sm going on there

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[hollow rover]

I think the funniest thing about the clip is how I don’t even notice the other Ogryn bullet off the ledge lmao

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[hollow rover]

I’ve somehow yet to die

I’ve gotten ledged once

I won’t be surprised if I do die sometime to it

[sacred oracle]

I haven't been barreled there yet

But I have been plague ogryn charged off because he spawned behind me

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[hollow rover]

Nothing makes me more upset when

A mutant

Or BON

Throws you or carries you right into the arms of the DH

Literally nothing you could do to avoid it

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[hollow rover]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/i92guRJFKhAv4LUd_/d13372ptGpLM?invite=cr-MSxuV3ksMTA3NDAxNTczLA

I never realized till I took this clip how i actually didn’t leave off the trigger for a solid 50ish seconds

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[sacred oracle]

Reminds me of the time a mutant threw me into the air in front of two snipers like it was Duck Hunt

"no dodges midair reject "

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[hollow rover]

What you listen to 40k lore in the background whilst killing heretics

[sacred oracle]

VoC is actually insane what it can save you from

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[sacred oracle]

The holy trinity of bursters and I take barely any hp damage

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[jolly shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-prime-optimus-roll-out-gif-20344420

[hollow rover]

Iron Will my beloved

Such a good talent

[sacred oracle]

Nah I haven't actually, only just recently started trying infiltrate but that's for more of a ranged build

What do you run on it?

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[sacred oracle]

Sounds like fun

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[sacred oracle]

Can you tank a sniper with no hp loss? I've seen that happen before but that was a long time ago

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[sacred oracle]

Purty good roll

Been thinking about rolling for another one so I have both barrels

[glossy ibex]

Yes

With close order drill at max coherency + iron will + 3x 20% sniper resist on curios

You can cut sniper shot’s dmg to toughness from 1225 to 210.1

Plus the 5% TDR node above VoC

That’s 199.6 toughness dmg

If you have 200+ toughness with these conditions fulfilled, you can eat a sniper shot and not take any health dmg

Infiltrate with hunter’s resolve makes this much easier to accomplish, lowering the toughness requirement even further

[glossy ibex]

Without gold toughness, this is not possible on veteran

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[glossy ibex]

Did u stack every form of TDR available to veteran and ran +22% toughness on every curio

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[glossy ibex]

270+ toughness needs around +22% toughness on all 3 curios

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[glossy ibex]

And sniper shot lowest is 61.26 with every form of dmg resist u can get

Exhilarating takedown max stacks x0.7^3
Close order drill full coherency x0.67
Both TDR nodes x0.85
Iron will x0.5
Hunter’s resolve x0.5
3x 20% sniper resist x0.8^3

2 shots from that is still more than 30% of total toughness

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[sacred oracle]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

Everything else feels kinda slow now that I've started maining that build

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[sacred oracle]

Thank you for this build name 🫡 That's what it's called now

[meager elm]

broke her neck

[pallid lance]

Is this... uhh.. enough damage?

[wet matrix]

Nope

Throw your teammates off ledges with barrels

So you can get more kills

[pallid lance]

Instructions unclear

I flew with teammates

[wet matrix]

rip

[soft ingot]

Heretic hurts lil un

[soft ingot]

Rookie numbers

[pearl nymph]

Psyker gaming

[sacred oracle]

I forgot body tattoos exist

Wonder when we'll ever get to see glimpses of those through our cosmetics

[faint falcon]

Only the sleeveless ones

[faint falcon]

he's got a leg up on the situation

[pearl nymph]

Did I brick it?

[neat trail]

geeked up on atoma - sry for the double post

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[pallid lance]

Scab Melee auric strom. Melee vet with power sword and kraks on elite kills

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[nimble stag]

Worst feeling ever, my shit ass internet disconnected me from the game, rejoin the game everyone’s dead and they are talking about how much they hate people who insta leave when they die

[pearl nymph]

I usually just blame the mind goblin

[modest glen]

just came back after a few months and...

what's this? unplayable

[desert chasm]

it's been that way since the penance update launched. guess there's extra room in case another category gets added down the line

[trim relic]

it might've been me...

if so i'm sorry

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[serene chasm]

looks like hes enjoying it

pink worm man

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[vivid parcel]

What’s a mind goblin?

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-creepy-smile-gif-18297390

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[serene chasm]

🍳💥

[trim relic]

w on this clutch ngl

[pale locust]

starts at 1:00

running in worked well, I think in this situation I'd either try to bait them deeper into the room or ran inside one of the smaller ones on the sides
trying to funnel the enemies in melee range

for the revives, should have hugged the cover more, maybe turned around 180 degrees and rez the ogryn from the opposite side

[trim relic]

thats cool and all but i havent even owned the game for a full two days lmao. im just throwin shit at the wall

big sword go vrrrrrrrrt

[pale locust]

2 days and already lvl 30 wtf

[trim relic]

bless my brother for hard carrying me

and i probably would've died if i tried to bait them in since my build is completely focused around melee. i get no toughness back from ranged kills, so if they started shooting at me again all as a group and i didnt charge in i'd prob get smoked

[pale locust]

the point of baiting them would be to pull them around a corner for an easy whack, yes

it'd be a little tough to achieve in that starting area since they have plenty of room to just shoot at you from further away

so running at them was a good idea, killing them paid off, but if there was more I'd have ran into one of those rooms yeah
then pick them off as they stepped inside

[trim relic]

i didn't know what specialists were around and didn't want to risk getting ganked by ragers where it'd be hard to get out

lol

those fuckers way overtuned imo

[pale locust]

you don't have an easy way to deal with them with the exec sword, yeah. should check if you can oneshot them with a charged heavy special attack
and yes ragers demand open space so you have room to juke them and pick them off

either this or pick a weapon that can just stun them outright lol
duelling swords can do that with their special thrust attack

crusher's push attack can stun ragers regardless if they're attacking or not, works on maulers too

and bulwarks, letting you stun them and instantly start attacking as they're staggered and trying to bring their shield back up

[trim relic]

i can oneshot them, but since i didn't have much health i probably would've gotten killed by the second one while attacking the first

like i can oneshot a fully armored crusher with the heavy attack if i want lol

provided i have the combat stimm buff

otherwise it takes two

my build more shines when there's like

an absolute horde of enemies which i didn't really have any to work with

not really good for being purely on my own

this is what i'm running

[pale locust]

I'd swap a few things out I think, to give you more survivability
time to whip out the game for one last time before bed lol

[pale locust]

if you like the keystone you can try out a build like this
just changed a few of the talents for things that'd be more helpful in a clutch
60% raw dmg reduction instead of a movement speed boost, some more attack speed, dmg etc.
I'm not sure just how often you can proc crits on the chainsword, but you can take some points back and put them back into "50% DR on crit" if you'd like

a push when being struck by an attacker sounds like sth that could work against hounds, this might want some testing

[twilit bane]

what the hell is a storm raptor and what is its carry weight?

is it like a mini valkyrie?

[safe kiln]

main comment i have, you could have used your ult for toughness, in order to stick a pick up or medkit on teammates to keep them alive longer to buy time.

though that is just minor efficiency comments. if it works it works

[storm hemlock]

It is a valkyrie. The assumption is that Storm Raptor is the name Masozi gave to her aircraft

Or it's a custom inquisitorial Valkyrie

[twilit bane]

can it carry 4 ogryn

[faint falcon]

HOTBOX THE VALKYRIE

[soft ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/victor-saltzpyre-waiting-eating-chips-gif-3992659431153758708

[pearl nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[soft ingot]

Ill forever be gratefull for this

[storm hemlock]

I'm not sure about base valkyrie but there are heavy variants that definitely can

[pearl nymph]

Glugging is me

is I

tis meh

[drowsy walrus]

praise booba i guess XD

[pearl nymph]

Real

[mellow compass]

pondering the powercell

[wheat phoenix]

vaccum capsule

[mellow compass]

do you see the elites

[ripe topaz]

smol and stwong

[green heron]

:ponder:

[mystic dirge]

Pantsless pondering

[river arch]

craft rework when pls

[mellow compass]

OMG LOL This looks unironically so good you did amazing with your editing tool

[vivid parcel]

I have so much cash on hand that I actually count it by weighing it on my bathroom scale

But I can’t spend it

I can’t tell my family about it

[meager elm]

ah hello

why he jitter

[meager elm]

awesome lighting with fog mutator

[limpid falcon]

The dogs in Tertium when their owner suddenly gives them human intestines filled with maggots:

[ripe topaz]

nurgling peeling

[soft ingot]

It aint gonna help you with your overflow of materials

[soft ingot]

[vocal karma]

Anyone know what graphical issue/setting would cause all hair to look like this? I've tried setting the game to higher graphics options, but it looked the same on restart

I don't remember it being like this when I played this game last year

[drowsy walrus]

Hehehe your facial hair is mesh

[faint falcon]

Canvas texture

[vocal karma]

Hmm, only option I see that mentions textures is texture quality, which I thought I tried

Let me try again

[ripe topaz]

try deleting shader cache?

[vocal karma]

I'll try. Let me see if I can find it

[serene chasm]

sorry son, but your character is losing hair at a rapid pace.. we gotta go bald

[vocal karma]

No...

[serene chasm]

https://youtu.be/9hARNNWL9Uw?si=wyEOLtBP-DbymHya

krall be like

[vocal karma]

Dang, it didn't fix it. Thank you for trying though

[ripe topaz]

%appdata%/fatshark/darktide folder, before you delete that folder, backup the user_settings file

[vocal karma]

Oh not the one in the steam files?

[ripe topaz]

your game will rebuild shader cache when you launch

[ripe topaz]

yea, it stores some things in your user folder

[vocal karma]

Should I just delete the whole folder then? Since there's not a shader folder, just some files

After backing up the settings file ofc

[ripe topaz]

yes the Darktide folder

[vocal karma]

o7

[balmy ginkgo]

Everything in %appdata%\Fatshark\Darktide is expendable but you might want to save your user_settings.config

Game and mod settings all live in there

[mossy coral]

They did recently add some opacity shader thing to the hair, which might cause some stuff to happen. Only thing I can think of is it might be interacting funnily with some setting in your GPU's control panel.

@vocal karma

[vocal karma]

Let me try optimising my driver

[soft ingot]

Thank you Murf, very enlightening.

[pearl nymph]

The real warhammer

[ripe topaz]

Taking a selfie with a pict-recorder he found down in the torrents

[faint falcon]

me

[faint falcon]

he deserves the toy and no one should ever take it away

[ripe topaz]

enjoying the little things in this timeline

[faint falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-cat-play-toys-with-me-play-toys-with-me-cat-play-toys-with-me-cat-house-cat-house-gif-985392615111369390

[serene chasm]

i knew it would appeal to somebody

[faint falcon]

When it comes to very seasoned and manly men in any sort of fruity fit or drag you know who to summon 💅 👠 💄 ♂️

[serene chasm]

the upcoming zealot stuff is indeed fruity🫦🍑

[faint falcon]

did someone post it yet

I need Mazhar to be fruitier...

[balmy ginkgo]

Surprise duos

[faint falcon]

twinning

[pearl nymph]

Four big guys

[ember axle]

https://youtu.be/dY9F4MNQ5Mg?si=fVOJ_cta8Yq4liX4

[sullen lantern]

Immolation nades are good for bad dogs 🔥

[coarse island]

last psyker penance

[faint falcon]

5 tries

[hollow rover]

I think I hit him in the feels

[pearl nymph]

I'm sorry for your loss

[faint falcon]

I don't lose the Hadron system

Though there is a reason why

[trim relic]

got some gear for my zealot today that i'm pretty happy with

[pearl nymph]

#1 threat on atoma

besides dorn

[modern helm]

Uwu

[desert chasm]

Lore-accurate Eviscerator

[olive condor]

we need a big sword for zealot

or ogryn

https://tenor.com/view/guts-berserk-american-psycho-gif-23191099

[faint falcon]

Ogryn sword just needs to be a big slab of jagged metal on a stick and we're good to go

[olive condor]

2 handed cleaver maybe

[mellow compass]

its actually a butterknife runt is just that small

[modern helm]

the gang

[pearl nymph]

Homeless gaming

[green heron]

Homeless Rejects liberate Atoma

[frozen arrow]

felt cute might delete later

[faint falcon]

no way..... the scratch in the metal aligns with the scars

[vivid parcel]

If it makes you feel any better there’s been a power longsword in the files for quite a bit now. Who knows maybe title come sooner rather than later. It has been a year tho

[ripe topaz]

"wish i have my ship back" @faint falcon

[faint falcon]

that guy has a lair

[limpid falcon]

nightmare blunt rotation

[mystic dirge]

what is this, a birthing machine?

[limpid falcon]

Cloning apparatus

[mystic dirge]

a machine for pigs

[sacred oracle]

I LOVE WEAPON SPECIALIST DOUBLE BARREL

[limpid falcon]

Rannick took too many stimms

[serene chasm]

vakum kapsul

[twilit bane]

real

[wet matrix]

What?

How

How do you get hurt that bad at that beginning of the map

I figured they all just threw themselves off the map but you have all that corruption

how????

[twilit bane]

i quickplayed into this

game missed like 17 spawns

my internet is dcing game is spawning me in the wrong places 😭 i think thats a sign that i should touch grass today

[wet matrix]

Fuck no its summer

Youll melt

Wait till fall

Best season

[twilit bane]

the heat can not melt me without my consent

[azure rover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/571434526031740948/1259107950832779284/Warhammer_40000_Darktide_replay_2024.07.06-14.13_clip_1.mp4?ex=668a7b28&is=668929a8&hm=9c4424f31b1262eae0dfea23fcdb8c182e48d2a377210dddd3046128a5a6a06e&

[serene chasm]

making drip while being sniffed

you smell good looking ahh mf

[serene chasm]

he is really inspecting my operative

[serene chasm]

you edits are golden thank you

[ripe topaz]

S E W E R M U S K

[serene chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sniffer-dogs-doge-sniff-smelling-gif-16904738989206437691

cologne? no.. its DIOR-DUMPAGE

[ripe topaz]

give that pup guardsman helmet

[serene chasm]

hes being interrogated by a commissar

[wet matrix]

A classic

[faint falcon]

imagine the smell............

SCAB MAULER SATURDAY LET'S GO

[serene chasm]

wym i smell good

[faint falcon]

one can still imagine

[serene chasm]

he looks like your veteran

and i imagined thats something he would do if he ever saw my vet in the mourningstar

[faint falcon]

😭

[serene chasm]

just violently smelling and walking away

[faint falcon]

Darko looks oldier and crustier than that

[serene chasm]

he has the same face no?

[faint falcon]

Nope

[serene chasm]

it must've been uglos vet

[faint falcon]

looks like either my zealot or his vet yeah

except neither have grey hair

[serene chasm]

he had black

[faint falcon]

Darko's got the greys

[serene chasm]

but it is your vet behaviour

[faint falcon]

Hmm maybe if he's drunk enough

[serene chasm]

wait, its your zealot

he looks like your zealot

[faint falcon]

the snifferrrrrrrr

[serene chasm]

the one that bites fellow convicts

[faint falcon]

yeah

[serene chasm]

thats him

[faint falcon]

that's him, drug lover supreme

[serene chasm]

he looks like hed violently sniff someone

[faint falcon]

his husband 😔

[serene chasm]

serial sniffer

he needs a bounty wanted dead or alive poster

wanted for felony sniffing

[faint falcon]

he has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces (reference)

[serene chasm]

sounds about right

[faint falcon]

but yeah Darko is all crust

[serene chasm]

i just remember someone posting that face all smushed in a coif

[faint falcon]

THAT WAS KOR YEAH

his happy hoodie

Ulgo's vet in the coif is so funny

[ripe topaz]

good morning to ya

[faint falcon]

#darktide-driptide message

[serene chasm]

yes, thats what i remembered when i saw reginald or whatever the sniffers face was

[faint falcon]

The Sniffer

[serene chasm]

then you or someone posted a pic of a french bulldog in the same happy hoodie

[ripe topaz]

sleeping hoodie

looks comfy

[serene chasm]

my zealot is doing the rizz face

hes all purple from it

[faint falcon]

I probably did

I called it a happy hoodie and gave Ulgo context about that lmao

he could no longer unsee it

[serene chasm]

they looked the same

[faint falcon]

that Slaaneshi corruption hit different

#darktide-driptide message

[serene chasm]

wonderful