zealot-class

[misty mason]

EstroInTheStim

I want DontNetMeIllScum

[full nebula]

yes i know they fixed it on arbitrator a while ago, but they're broken on hive scum now

hive scum actually has good penance cosmetic rewards, about fuckin time

[heady rapids]

actual cbt

i swear arbites wasnt that bad to level

[solar gorge]

yeah the penance rewards look cool

[carmine lance]

Shivs feel interesting to pilot

Like a pseudo combat knife in terms of mobility

The thrusting/stabbing (heavy 2) feels like it slows you down

But the overhead (heavy 1) feels like a speed boost

So you gotta pace it

[misty mason]

The push on the shivs feel like they do nothing

[carmine lance]

I do not care for the autopistols but I also don’t have max mag size

So I imagine it’s meant to have sizeable mags for the fire rate

[obsidian prairie]

Its kerillian dual daggers

[misty nova]

Dual Daggers on a world of Sword and Dagger users

Wait

Holy shit

I can actually see it

[carmine lance]

I know lol

[solar gorge]

it's single target

[heady rapids]

@carmine lance i spent 5 rolls to get perfect shivs and then 230 rolls to get uzis

[solar gorge]

if u meant the push attck

[carmine lance]

Real

[obsidian prairie]

What level

[heady rapids]

3

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah I'm just getting a good enough tac axe and just using that till 30

[heady rapids]

probably a good idea

[carmine lance]

Im getting a good enough set of shivs personally

[heady rapids]

i love modding

[carmine lance]

At the very least, the sheer amount of rolls got me to weapon mastery 14

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/king-von---armed-%26-dangerous-gif-14036418018113420066

I just want to use the crowbar

not these shivs

[carmine lance]

You vill be a dual daggers user und you vill LIKE IT

[heady rapids]

i want the saw so bad

[visual stream]

The saw looked the least cool to me tbh

[carmine lance]

I do appreciate that shiv lights even on the strikedown one seem to have cleave

[acoustic dune]

@heady rapids https://fixvx.com/Wario64/status/1995888482850320889?t=9irq-S_uqYE12WeRzaHSvg&s=19

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Helldivers 2 on PC has reduced installation size from 154GB to 23GB thanks to support from Nixxes https://buff.ly/YvXQnW6

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 2, 2025, 4:11 PM

[misty nova]

You gotta opt in for it

[visual stream]

I love when game devs get help where they clearly need it

[misty nova]

Just delete the duplicates

It ain't that hard

[sullen forge]

Drugging my teammates with copious amounts of Illicit materials

Chemist tree fucks im ngl

[heady rapids]

my long lost brother...

oblong...

[misty nova]

Oblockyon Switchyon

[sullen forge]

Blicky-Oblong

[sullen forge]

YEAH

YESSSS

LMAO

[heady rapids]

i had this idea in mind like 2 weeks ago

but then i heard uh

[sullen forge]

Bro I had like

[heady rapids]

the bounty hunter's voice

[sullen forge]

this name dawn upon me in when I was sleeping last night

[heady rapids]

and went like

[sullen forge]

and I struggled

[heady rapids]

man im gonna name him

[sullen forge]

falling asleep

[heady rapids]

Scumgo Fent

[sullen forge]

cause of how hard I was laughing

[heady rapids]

and both these words are fucking filtered

so i went with my original idea

[sullen forge]

OBlockySwitchion

and Blicky-Oblong

[heady rapids]

just the two of us......

[sullen forge]

Fuck im crying

LMAO

[heady rapids]

lmaoooooooo

[sullen forge]

This should not be this funny

[median steeple]

wait the crowbar gets fucking can opener

sweet

[misty nova]

Yeah

And Unstoppable Force

[obsidian prairie]

We have returned to lacerate mercy killer

[misty nova]

No other weapon matters to me anymore

[obsidian prairie]

All is lost

[heady rapids]

imma be real

these weps are a lot more interesting than arbys

[solar gorge]

got a p good dismas from dd with the delux jacket

[heady rapids]

fatshark shouldve capped the class level at 15

and made you get 2 points per level

FUCK

[solar gorge]

anarchist has the best lines

[median steeple]

I love outlaw

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-its-peak-omni-man-peak-gif-13128163821234406100

[median steeple]

but I might give bounty hunter a try

[heady rapids]

i went with bounty hunter

he's somewhat sane

[solar gorge]

anarchist desperado lines

do not disappoint

[runic grotto]

female anarchist has some great lines

That's what I went with

[misty nova]

Case in point

💀

[solar gorge]

male anarchist legit goes like this when popping desperado

[misty nova]

[solar gorge]

ngl with the other voice i just recognise the vet VA too much

sometimes i start thinking there's a vet in the squad

[frosty herald]

a right proper clobbering

[solar gorge]

hood morrow

[misty nova]

You don't got that shit on

[runic grotto]

scum

[full nebula]

c u m

[acoustic dune]

smth not right

[misty nova]

They don't got that shit on

[acoustic dune]

how about tnow queen

[solar gorge]

@deft badge btw they actually did it

idunno if you caught it

u owe me 500 american dollars

[misty nova]

5/10

[acoustic dune]

i am kissing you

[misty nova]

You're wearing a gas mask with no shirt on

What are you?

[misty mason]

Im not sure I like the shiv

[misty nova]

A peace protestor?

[misty mason]

But its probably cause im level 5

[deft badge]

I have genuinely no idea what you're talking about rn

[heady rapids]

its fucking trash on low lvl

[solar gorge]

without any blessing and whatnot shivs are the best option

[heady rapids]

the dagger deals mroe dmg

[misty mason]

The push is so pathetic on the shivs haha

[heady rapids]

just get a tac axe

[solar gorge]

hd2 down to 28gb

[heady rapids]

22*

[deft badge]

Did they? I saw "151 down to 132"

[heady rapids]

it's 22 gb now

[solar gorge]

yeah

[heady rapids]

on a beta

[solar gorge]

on a beta branch public for everyuone

[misty nova]

Yeah you gotta opt in

[deft badge]

Neat, maybe I'll actually install that pos if it hits live

[misty nova]

But still

[misty mason]

Is the stim lab stim a separate slot, or a perma stim slot taken up?

[misty nova]

Better than bloatdivers

[solar gorge]

so the hdd fellas can still play their 152 version

or whatvr

but now pc gets the same file size as console

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1438284929141178430/patronjolly.gif

[misty nova]

Iirc if you have no points there
You can pick stimms
If you have the cartel stimm, you can't pick

[misty mason]

Right

It seems pretty bare bones atm

Its be neat if there were options that were more of a tradeoff

[misty nova]

You kinda need lvl30 yeah

[acoustic dune]

hive scum has insane stam regen

[misty mason]

Like lowers dodge range but lowers cooldown

[acoustic dune]

golly

[deft badge]

Scum feels so good it's crazy

[misty nova]

The top right one is kinda nice

Finesse

Rending

Hold on

Is this why shiv uncanny Strike is nerfed

They assume you got that route

[heady rapids]

shivs are prob low dmg cause there's a talent that gives you infnit dmg

yk

the overkill one

[misty nova]

Just pick a better weapon dawg

[heady rapids]

but they one tap dh

[sullen forge]

My ass just had to solo the twins all the way till final phase and died cause of shield bug

love to see it

[median steeple]

crowbar feels a bit weird but I chalked it up to low elvel

[sullen forge]

@plush estuary its happening a lot more frequently now for some fucking reason as a warning

[plush estuary]

yes

its dumb and shouldnt exist

but I am nearly 99% sure fatshark doesnt know how

its been in the game for about a year or more

and its a run ending bug

[sullen forge]

I guess from now on if its low on shield get the fuck away and shoot it

LMAO

[frosty herald]

I know a fix

Voidshields are now gone

[median steeple]

this shit is peak

[misty nova]

Fuck this mutie in particular

[heady rapids]

cant wait to play

[misty nova]

I really spent a lot of money this month already

[zinc talon]

phew

phew.

[misty nova]

It's only the second day of the month

😭

[zinc talon]

today was an expensive day

[median steeple]

rampage seems cool

but like I don't know how you taking extra dmg would work in hav

[zinc talon]

to get the stuff on the store today was seven purchases of 7000 aquilas

plus the DLC

[plush estuary]

10 min and already level 20

[lunar fable]

she's a tomato

[plush estuary]

funny stuff

[median steeple]

why did you buy it all 😭

[misty nova]

Did you buy the 1 time offer?

[zinc talon]

strangely enough it didn't pop up

[misty nova]

Bruh

I'm probably going to buy the hiver

Then the 4000 aquillas

And some funny psyker goggles

[frosty herald]

Ok enhanced will be genuinely abysmal to earn

[zinc talon]

fun fact

face paint and tattoos will stain your teeth

[misty nova]

The can

[lunar fable]

wtf

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/mouthofsauron-lord-of-the-rings-lotr-the-mouth-of-sauron-sauron-gif-6407030091202953467

[carmine lance]

Lmao

[acoustic dune]

what no dentel iinsuraance look like

or shit one

looking at you

[misty nova]

Bro thinks he's Don Lorenzo

https://tenor.com/view/don-lorenzo-golden-teeth-bluelock-the-ace-eater-geeked-gif-8608786973645660714

[zinc talon]

another fun fact

the standard skin for the shivs, is actually banned by the geneva convention

or something even before that

the shape of the blades leave triangular wounds that can't be stitched closed

been banned haven't been used in any major war since I think the revolution

everybody just stopped using em they're so nasty

[misty nova]

Perfect for the streets

[zinc talon]

ah yes, one of my favorites

an unsharpened lead pipe split down the middle

truly one of the weapons of all time

watch it hit harder than the power maul

[misty nova]

Build it correctly and it one shots DH

*under the right circumstances

Cole told me

[plush estuary]

he used the wrong stims and now transitioned

[heady rapids]

right circumstances means taking 1 talent

it really is funny

but needs a lot of enemies

[ivory marlin]

WHAT

[heady rapids]

there's a talent that lets you keep overkill dmg

[solar gorge]

lvl 30 by tonight or i'm not the number 1 dt player eu west

[vast basin]

Low bar

[ivory marlin]

Disgusting

[carmine lance]

I’m assuming that just makes for infinite ramp up

[heady rapids]

yes

[carmine lance]

Assuming you keep having enemies to kill

[heady rapids]

yes

[carmine lance]

[solar gorge]

the bazooka AOE is bigger than I expected

[carmine lance]

You think fatshark is ever going to rework or remove hyper violence

[solar gorge]

i wonder if it still OS crushers in high havoc

[carmine lance]

Just in concept it is very broken

[solar gorge]

probably nopt

[carmine lance]

Lol

[plush estuary]

rinda just wall slammed burger

[glossy nimbus]

LMFAO

[copper hawk]

Sexual tension is palpable

[median steeple]

Fishbones is peak

there we go

[plush estuary]

psyker was in my vc too

she liked that

[copper hawk]

I'm sure she did

The freaker..

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277023186902585420/1414346844804481145/7yc1ggmmouif1.gif

[copper hawk]

Wut happened 2 discord remix ,,

[solar gorge]

i should get ear rings like these actually

[heady rapids]

gonna pull it like a grenade

[solar gorge]

not real enough yet for the nose shit tho

[carmine falcon]

Worms 3D gameplay

[solar gorge]

the rpg is great

[copper hawk]

Queerings

[solar gorge]

i have this, crowbar and duallies

[copper hawk]

Datz wut we pawfessionalz call dem ,,

[solar gorge]

is true

[heady rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-scared-gif-14784695303652887463

[acoustic dune]

hows the hive grind

[heady rapids]

no

[alpine sail]

Fatshark murdered my bonk zealot talent tree in cold blood

[median steeple]

I don't like the blessing options for the stub pistols

[ivory marlin]

Zealot found dead in rat kings court

[frosty herald]

The toughness stim is an useless piece of dogshit

[sterile stone]

[acoustic dune]

is this true

[ivory marlin]

Woah they added me to darktide

[frosty herald]

a grand total of 50% toughness

with fuckall anything lese

and mind you

[ivory marlin]

Oh wow

[frosty herald]

you need to get 2600 toughness

using this trash

[sterile stone]

I copied Cole's stimm set up for the crowbar and dual 1911s

Never got a chance to use it

Got fucking folded in auric on the new map

[median steeple]

washed alert

[frosty herald]

no passive toughness generation options lolol

[deft badge]

What set you reppin

[sterile stone]

I mean it doesn't help I went into auric highshock as a levle 6

[sterile stone]

Show

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[sterile stone]

What's funny is a un upgraded green crowbar can still fuck mobs up

[deft badge]

I see you is an icu, you on water cartel turf bro

[misty nova]

Noobs

I'd solo new map with no talent

I'm just that good

[sterile stone]

You best stay off my routes lil brudda

[misty nova]

(Not going to be able to play until really later today)

[frosty herald]

the crowbar is nice but feels really weird

[misty nova]

[frosty herald]

the weapon can just skip the heavy sweep for no reason

[deft badge]

Lmfao

What an animation

[misty nova]

Lmao

[plush estuary]

like a toddler that grabbed something they wernt supposed to have and ran away

[copper hawk]

@bleak ice u servicing ur abrams rn at 1343 at fort hood rn ?

Rn rn ?

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/ocelot-revolver-ocelot-happy-gif-13789075

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/man-free-man-freedom-free-chain-gif-2032133702890087634

[bleak ice]

I am wanting to die man ts got me ingesting strange and esoteric energy products to keep alive

What the fuck is a red thunder man 💔 🥀 💔 🥀

[bleak ice]

I also cut my shit open doing maintenance and was incapacitated by my own stupidity

[carmine lance]

I JUST HAD SOMEONE FUCKING RAGE QUIT

ON UPRISING

[sterile stone]

You need cleave nodes my guy

[solar gorge]

game put me in a match with 1 ogryn and 2 bots

nobody plays this dead ass game

[sterile stone]

Its so over

[plush estuary]

Fent-10

a good name

[solar gorge]

run and gun on the autos is so good i might die

[frosty herald]

im still wondering how in gods name enhanced tracks

Legit the worst explained penance

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/zaahen-league-of-legends-jungler-jungling-jungle-gif-2609712804549161054

[misty nova]

Nuh uh

Fuck that

Unstoppable Force for life

🗣️

[glossy nimbus]

Starts farting

[misty nova]

Bro lost to a scuttlecrab

[heady rapids]

oh my god

it's real

[solar gorge]

don't forget to reach max mastery on crowbar to be him

[glossy nimbus]

Already??

[median steeple]

noi

it's locked in the image

[solar gorge]

i can unlock it anytime i want actually

[misty nova]

Alright that's a great one

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[median steeple]

I want to use pinning on the auto pistols but like

they dont seem to stagger too much

maybe because it's low levels

[misty nova]

Do they even have Collateral star

[median steeple]

yeah

that's why I think it's due to low levels

[lunar fable]

i stole santa's shivs

[acoustic dune]

santa cork

[signal spoke]

Sugar cane knives

[solar gorge]

i'll probably just go run and gun blaze away

rungun fun with desperado

[visual stream]

Why is the name creation so strict now

[solar gorge]

and not that big of a troll pick methink

[visual stream]

Or was it always strict but only in stupid ways

"NO-SOBERS-ALLOWED" is too harsh for the grimdark setting on a character who spams hard drugs

[visual stream]

Stimmy Turner is a fuckin good one

[plush estuary]

Thanks

[hard nexus]

how do u like the stub pistols

i havent really liked them

[plush estuary]

I havent used them

level 28 and I've yet to play a mission

lol

gonna climb to 40 then I will play I will test weapons

[frosty herald]

I saw a glockroach

[acoustic dune]

wth is that

[vast basin]

How about stimothee chalamet

[carmine lance]

lol

[vast basin]

Really any Tim name works

[plush estuary]

finding bugs while I am leveling

this is funny

[vast basin]

Shield bug still existing

[plush estuary]

yes

[vast basin]

How is this shit allowed

[plush estuary]

I am betting they don't know how to fix it

it's been in the game for a year or more

I have a theory of what is causing it

[misty nova]

Are you just spamming twins 😭

[plush estuary]

yes

I am level 30 now

only took an hour

[plush estuary]

and already 4/6 masteries

[carmine lance]

I can’t stop thinking about how I just had someone fucking rage quit on uprising 😭

[carmine lance]

They truly weren’t built for these streets…

[frosty herald]

Im just doing quickplay pubs

[void bison]

Just fucking ragequit on uprising

done with this game

[lunar fable]

me too

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-maximum-effort-deadpool-movie-wade-wilson-ryan-reynolds-gif-127326952416448568

[lunar fable]

spamming qp

[sterile stone]

He's the hype man

[copper hawk]

So do u just

Do twins and kill them

At ur allowed level

Over n over

[plush estuary]

auric, bell skip, die

ez

[copper hawk]

Ooohg

[visual stream]

I still don't understand making us waste time unlocking every difficulty

[plush estuary]

My scum will be stuck on uprising

I am just playing havoc with then

Idc

I can use mods to get around the difficulty cap

So it doesn't matter to me

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/release-me-far-cry-5-crying-screaming-nutting-gif-7759256987725887902

[visual stream]

Every time they release a new class they should make 24/7 train mission available

[solar gorge]

cuz u don't want sum noob with 2 talents on damn

as ur teammate

[visual stream]

The game matches you with people close to your level though

Unless you're high level going into lower levels IIRC

If you and your friend were level ten before the dificulty unlock changes, you and him could go in and get fucked by yourselves with two bots

And all was well

[hard nexus]

MMT?

[frosty herald]

Me doing enhanced

[acoustic dune]

how are yall leveling up?

[visual stream]

Slowly

Painfully

[acoustic dune]

thats why you do drug kids

mind carrying me

[median steeple]

darn

2014

[solar gorge]

nabs in my lobby

tsk

another clutch to my belt

crowbar is kinda ass

ig i just don't have the right blessings yet

kiting a mixed horde alone with it on carnival finale is very special

[empty python]

u guys think they lowkey made Rotten Armor harder xD? In general anyway

tho I suppose Bolters and stuff can kill them a bit faster now, but counting into melee is kinda tuff

[frosty herald]

rotten armor also gives a 60% damage resistance against melee

[empty python]

ye thas what I mean

[solar gorge]

why did they give it unstoppable force

that shit is ass

fully charged heavies

[plush estuary]

all masteries done

only took 1.5 mil dockets

[carmine lance]

that honestly explains a lot

[frosty herald]

Your best bet is to just ignore havoc existing

[empty python]

anyone getting this bug(?) from talent tree????

I cant seem to make new profiles and stuff and get them to stick

[solar gorge]

hesitating between opportunist and take a swing

[void bison]

bird

[solar gorge]

but the second heavy swipe is at an awkward angle, not ideal for consistent weakspot hits

[empty python]

also they fucked up the sound of thunderhamer's powered bonk :(((

[soft ginkgo]

can i borrow half your resources

😄 😄

[plush estuary]

yes

I dont need them

[soft ginkgo]

peak

also

anyone else feel like havoc is kinda ass

the rewards r kinda dogshit

and i dont mean the titles

or armor

[visual stream]

Tbh the game mode mostly only exists to give masterful players a more difficult or varied experience

[soft ginkgo]

i mean the reward boxes at the end of the week

[plucky sparrow]

That’s like 90% the community :)

[soft ginkgo]

unfortunate

they're making an event to earn free aquila

why not just

make that Havoc

[visual stream]

Because permanent free aquilas would hurt the way they get this game the free updates

I get the frustration though

[soft ginkgo]

fair i suppose

but, also, it wouldn't completely negate that

the classes are $12 a piece

and you dont unlock havoc until you max a character

and you cant do 30s and 40s unless youre cracked or just only play that one character

at level 30

without overlevelling

so making aquilas a reward for 30-40 havoc would be OK i think

not saying 1 havoc 40 = 2k or 1k aquilas

but it'd be nice to get any at all

for free

[tranquil bone]

You absolutely do not want players chasing premium currency in high havoc

[plucky sparrow]

if anything they’d tie free aquilas to penances

[soft ginkgo]

it wouldnt really change anything?

wdym

[visual stream]

I was about to say the same unkind

[tranquil bone]

The teammate quality would fall straight off a cliff

[plucky sparrow]

Also I don’t want carried player #3847289 who can’t fight for their life to be in havoc 40

[soft ginkgo]

ohhh

you mean carried players?

[visual stream]

That would make ther already poopie overconfident players chase even harder, beg even more for free carries

[plucky sparrow]

(I was carried player #3837288 season 1 so we can’t have more)

[soft ginkgo]

ehh i guess

[lunar fable]

[soft ginkgo]

me when i spend 300k gold n tons of plasteel to power grind mastery

🥴

[heady rapids]

am i tripping balls or do yall also see faces

when sprinting

[plucky sparrow]

Wdym?

[heady rapids]

ill check the recording when im done here

but i see flashing faces

i think

[misty nova]

Wrong

The tooltip is misleading

1 your normal heavies bypass carapace stopping

2 fully charged heavies ignore mass

You can get the cleave talents and never worry about carapace stopping your heavies

Or you can just fully charge heavies and not care about mass at all

[misty nova]

They made it apply to melee so yeah

[median steeple]

hey bud lay off the stims

[hard nexus]

paradoila

[visual stream]

Never use double barrel in low levels

That shit is so god awful

[misty nova]

Sure we don't usually fully charge heavies

But being able to hit 128 targets

Is just that crazy

Oh yeah there's also the extra damage on top of all of that

But whatever

[heady rapids]

IM NOT INSANE

[plucky sparrow]

you’re not insane, you’re on drugs

there’s a difference

[heady rapids]

i have video evidence

????????????????????????????????????

[lunar fable]

take your meds old man

[solar gorge]

why is fs lying

when will it stop

[misty nova]

Never

[north sedge]

look at this crazy guy over here thinking there's a giant face watching him

[normal wren]

Also best mastery farming

Can do a weapon every like 20 min

[heady rapids]

@median steeple @hard nexus

[median steeple]

LMFAO

[hard nexus]

LMFAOAOOAOAOAOAOAO

WHAT THE FUCKK

[heady rapids]

that happened like

5 times

give or take

what the actual fuck

[plucky sparrow]

It’s because of your hvs name, the real person is haunting you

[heady rapids]

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

god roll crowbar in 20 rolls tho

at least this entity gives me luck

[sullen forge]

Dude

[plush estuary]

take your meds bro

[sullen forge]

Darktide creepypasta

[solar gorge]

ok i tested this and no

u are a fraud

fraudwatch alert

[misty nova]

Hey dumbass

Do you have 12.6 cleave

Because if you have 12.5

[solar gorge]

u say normal heavies will ignore cara

[misty nova]

Yeah but not mass

[solar gorge]

so

[plucky sparrow]

crushers are fat

[misty nova]

And I specifically said carapace stopping

[solar gorge]

this shit worthless

still

[misty nova]

Nuh uh

We'll have to kill you now

[plucky sparrow]

With Warhammer?

[misty nova]

Also sorry for calling you a dumbass

[solar gorge]

u still have to charge fully to make it worth something

[misty nova]

Third shift starting now
Got my nerves up

[solar gorge]

u can call me anything idc

[heady rapids]

time to try out the crowbar

on malice

[misty nova]

Just huff all the cleave talents on your tree

[glossy nimbus]

Gay

[solar gorge]

i don't think it's that great tbh

[frosty herald]

Oh man i adore having 0 toughness regen

[heady rapids]

lets see

idk you have the best toughness talent like 2 points in

[solar gorge]

anemic damage

isn't even that strong against cara in alt mode

[frosty herald]

0 passive toughness

[heady rapids]

just kill

[solar gorge]

the dual autos with run and gun + desperado are a sight to behold tho

[misty nova]

Fatshark made a shooty class then revised how hit markers would tell you to stop shooting carapace

[frosty herald]

hopefully the servers work tomorrow so dodging actualy does something

[solar gorge]

i got slip snot in my lobby

[misty nova]

That's more than 18 letters

What's going on

[plush estuary]

Steam name

[heady rapids]

@solar gorge i hate it

i need the saw

fuck

how does the toughness stim penance work

i dont get it

[frosty herald]

it doesnt

the toughness stim is dogshit

and the penance is explained badly

so your going to need to suffer through it with 50% toughness until 2600

[heady rapids]

i dont get it

[frosty herald]

just stim when your at low toughness

sometimes it randomly gives me progression above the 50%

but idunno why

imagine

just imagine

if the penance was TO JUST GET TOUGHNESS WHILST UNDER THE EFFEcTS OF A STIm

AND NOT THE STIM TOUHGNESS ITSELF

[visual stream]

Four nodes of coherency toughness

The most useful tness replenishment in the game

[frosty herald]

four nodes of something completely useless and 16% DR

really really usefull wasting yknow

rending crit chance

or maybe you want to go bottom left

[heady rapids]

THERE'S TUNNELS?

[tranquil bone]

One guy on the FS design team just really wants to make coherency effects work

[nimble fiber]

imagine wagons

[deft badge]

Coherency feels forgotten I'm ngl

[deft badge]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-margin-awake-marginskyrim-gif-20155428

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-shuffle-dance-twirl-honey-gif-14307666

[frosty herald]

imagine how good the stim would be if it got changed to toughness generation

and hive scum didnt need to rely on kills only to generate toughness

[hexed igloo]

Yall scumming?

[deft badge]

I thought it was toughness gen and went "yeah I'm absolutely gonna run top left" just to realize it was not

[vagrant spruce]

holy shit i saw reddit blow up about the talent reset and then I still tried to fucking play amatch without setting them

[hexed igloo]

Are they out now

[deft badge]

Ye, dragging people through heresy

Cause apparently no one learned to dodge and slide

For 3 years

[hexed igloo]

Baller they good?

[solar gorge]

u can stunlock anything with it

1 thing at a time

[heady rapids]

that's it

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-jolly-posting-grinch-merry-christmas-christmas-gif-8861671939621680417

[heady rapids]

that's the only thing it does

[deft badge]

Wildly imo

But you have to know darktide fundamentals

[heady rapids]

i dont like it

[hexed igloo]

I see classic move they'll nerf it into the dirt soon enough

[frosty herald]

no lmao

[hexed igloo]

Or just double crusher hp or some shit without adjusting any other characters

[deft badge]

Another crusher buff

Also

Rot armor is now 2x as strong

Also

[hexed igloo]

Vruh

[deft badge]

Stimms is permanently worked into the game

[heady rapids]

im lost

[median steeple]

my only problem with scum is that you can't use med stims

staring at them in the crate

[hexed igloo]

Not that it matters that much I feel like I see 1 med stimm every 10 matches

[frosty herald]

it really pisses me off

[hexed igloo]

It's all fucking stamina stimms

[frosty herald]

have you ran a game with the blue stim?

[hexed igloo]

Every other damn chest I open is a stamina stimm

[heady rapids]

like

all of them

0 progress

fuckin 144444444444444444

why

[frosty herald]

legit the only thing that worked for me is pumping top left and the 2 toughness nodes

abysmally slow and im convinced that penance is bugged

[solar gorge]

every match with 4 scums

all stimms left behind

[heady rapids]

yeah everyone is playing hscum

nice

[median steeple]

what are people running on cleaver rn

[heady rapids]

fumbled the marketing

so a bit lower

[naive matrix]

the question becomes, who is the real hobo now, zealot or scum?

[nimble fiber]

definitely psyker

[hexed igloo]

Reading thru the forum post

Oh noooo those tainted rations were......tainted????

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk who could've foreseen this

[deft badge]

Ogryn larpers btfo

[hexed igloo]

The rations that nurgle himself shit and pissed in? Those rations were tainted?

[deft badge]

Perish the thought

[hexed igloo]

I know those cans I was picking up were opened and green with a cloud of flies but fuck I didn't know they were tainted

[heady rapids]

uzi anims are so broken

[deft badge]

Dude

Sometimes the reload doesn't play

[heady rapids]

yup

if you swap

[deft badge]

Sometimes it only plays the racking anim and you load

[heady rapids]

did you see my face ss?

[frosty herald]

this is so absurdly annoying on stub pistols

you think you can shoot

[deft badge]

I don't think so

[hexed igloo]

I sometimes have that with every gun ion think it's limited to that, it's been happening with me the last couple days with everything

[frosty herald]

nope you forgot to rack the slides and wasted desperado time

[deft badge]

Lmfao

Yup

[frosty herald]

like i can SEE that its supposed to be loaded

and when i sprint shoot its empty

[deft badge]

You might wanna lay off the stimms for a bit man

[hexed igloo]

I've had multiple instances where I've pressed r and my vet has just flicked his wrist and my revolver is loaded again

[frosty herald]

use blackout nades with the autopistols

it just doesnt play a reload animation

and prevents you from doing anything

[hexed igloo]

I don't have hivescum

[deft badge]

Tbh?

I love the class

They feel immaculate playstyle wise

[hexed igloo]

I probably won't buy em for a good while I only just got arbites

[deft badge]

Tithe rat

[heady rapids]

stimm cd ui is dog

yeah sure man

[plush estuary]

I think Focus target crashes games

[frosty herald]

it feels really clunky compared to arbites launch

[deft badge]

Yeah it's awful

[plush estuary]

Gale tagged a ritual cultist and i killed it and we all crashed

[deft badge]

Idk, ignoring the weird ass anim bugs i think the class overall feels great

[deft badge]

Winning darktide

[frosty herald]

i could also swear the stub pistols had a higher rate of fire with the test footage

[hexed igloo]

Maybe I just want to sit on buying smth until it's fixed

[deft badge]

Unsure, I've been getting the autos to 20

[hexed igloo]

I waited like 6 years to buy no mans sky

[deft badge]

Thin blue line ahh

[hexed igloo]

I'm keep it 100 with you boss idk what that's sposed to mean

I just don't want to buy it rn so I won't

[deft badge]

Tbh I'm just saying shit rn

Unserious

[hexed igloo]

Nah mods ban this guy this is a 100% serious chat

[deft badge]

Idc what you do with your money

[hexed igloo]

No tomfoolery is tolerated here

Save that for #veteran-class

[deft badge]

Actually #psyker-class is the tomfoolery only channel

[hexed igloo]

My mistake you right

[solar gorge]

@misty nova ok it works with both cleave talents

but still bad!

cuz literally unusable without those

do make the crobar a lot bttr tho

i think i got everything down for a good cbar exprience now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/850857508389519430/1295484398187319356/drop-your-collection-of-gordon-holding-various-things-i-v0-j8xqjg2bc4ib1.gif

[naive matrix]

what does

[misty nova]

[misty nova]

Cleaving through Crusher with a normal heavy on Unstoppable Force Crowbar

[misty nova]

He's freemanying it

[heady rapids]

uh huh

[frosty herald]

theyre intentionally spawning good stims now

[solar gorge]

survivor-ship bias

you weren't seeing the good stims before cuz everybody insta yoinked them

[deft badge]

Stimms everywhere rn

[heady rapids]

sometimes i remember that i have a stimm

dog ui

[frosty herald]

20 hours later and youve unlocked the enhancer penance

[delicate sable]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

THE NUMBERS

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[hexed igloo]

Bruh what

Of all things to have cleave a crowbar?

Also did you say force crowbar or is it unstoppable force on crowbar

Because if it's a force crowbar that's hilarious

[misty nova]

Unstoppable Force on Crowbar

[misty nova]

Unstoppable Force allows your normal heavies to bypass carapace stopping cleave (if you have higher cleave than the mass)

And makes it so fully charged heavies ignore mass

[heady rapids]

ok fuck me man

[hexed igloo]

Damn I was hoping in my heart of hearts for it to be a force crowbar

[heady rapids]

flashing face is back

[misty nova]

So you either get all cleave talents and throw normal heavies

Or just throw fully charged heavies

128 targets is crazy work like that

[hexed igloo]

If it's got reasonable heavy charge time I throw pretty much nothing but heavies

Shovel I just spam heavies because fuck the light attacks lowk suck balls

[void bison]

how is the crackhead

[hexed igloo]

What's the shovel meta bc I feel like this thing fucking sucks

(Vet shovel)

[misty nova]

The meta is to pick a better weapon

Yes

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but I want to use the shovel it's funny

[misty nova]

It's uncanny + decimator

Or uncanny Skullcrusher

[hexed igloo]

Yeah figured uncanny would be in there

[misty nova]

Don't remember the perks

[hexed igloo]

For perks I pretty much always do sprint + flak on melee

For finesse shit I put on weakpoint dmg

[misty nova]

And use mk1 yeah

[hexed igloo]

But shovel spike

[misty nova]

Oh sure

Go mk3 or mk7

Mk3 is more single target adjacent

[hexed igloo]

Right gotcha

Preciated

At first I thought I hated all the other classes but I've come to a realization

I hated all the other classes because I was trying to play em like zealot

And just getting thrashed

[heady rapids]

this one is like zealot but if your actions had actual consequences

[solar gorge]

except when i'm in desperado

[heady rapids]

yeah

[hexed igloo]

Fuck I hate it when that happens

I hate reaping what I sow

[heady rapids]

other than that

it's a perfect run off and die class

[deft badge]

Love desperado

[hexed igloo]

Oh perfect for me then

[deft badge]

I love ranged immunity and infinite ammo

[hexed igloo]

My favorite activity is running off and getting dogged

And/or getting caught up beating up poxwalkers and getting netted while the rest of my team is waiting in the elevator 100m away

[solar gorge]

get run and gun with ur autos

you will not regret it

also I just noticed they added 3 missions to the campaign to tie in with the new operation

so now I have to them cuz it says 17/20

[misty nova]

Bro skipped the patch notes

[heady rapids]

finally unlocked the saw

[glossy nimbus]

Can anyone explain to me why the fuck a combat blade is level 16

God I hate grinding

Like why exactly do they make you start from scratch like this I mean sure its a new class and all that but for fucking real????

[misty nova]

Just get a Rashad

[carmine lance]

just as expected, people kinda suck with hive scum lol

[spare talon]

good

[plush estuary]

3rd time lobby crashing relating to DH in havoc

rituals is not playable rn

[frosty herald]

Hasnt been since it was introduced lol

[zinc talon]

gawd and on such an all or nothing unforgiving challenge condition too

[full nebula]

use tac axe

thats what ive been using

[zinc talon]

rituals missions just carry with them the non zero chance your team could get completely and totally darktided on every room advancement or airlock opened

through no fault of your own

new and improved! same great failure-at-any-moment taste, now with added client crashes!

[ivory marlin]

I CANT NAME HIM PETER PERCER

WHATS EVEN THE POINT

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-computer-mad-angry-office-gif-16722109

[wraith cipher]

I cant tell if the new player experince is boring because I have done it.... 6 times now? Or its really a slog to get through?

Anyone else?

[hexed igloo]

Isn't it like lvl3 for everyone else lmao

[zinc talon]

I've skipped the new advancement mechanic on both the arbiter and hive scum, and it's still a bit of a slog esp at first

[full nebula]

someone use the name Crakula, I changed mine to Driver Nephi

someone use cook-cook

[hexed igloo]

It's a slog if you're used to your red gear and auric/whatever, it's perfectly fine for a new player tho

[zinc talon]

going back to like tier 3 would ruin your muscle memory on how auric enemies move / your dodge timing

going to an auric with a premade can be a total blast though

[hexed igloo]

They should tbh just have all the diffs open to you once you unlock em once though

[zinc talon]

I mean to say, playing at whatever your current difficulty tier is/was

and just having a squaddie or three with you

[full nebula]

i'm fine with the difficulty restrictions

catches more flies in the spiders web

[zinc talon]

cuz they can initiate any mission tier

[wraith cipher]

people really complained early on about people entering above their difficulty

[glossy nimbus]

Thats beyond idiotic.

[wraith cipher]

so its what we have now

[zinc talon]

yeah that doesn't fly with me

it's literally day one

hour like, seven

[hexed igloo]

Yeah I don't really have an issue with it for new players but like this my 4th character just let me into heresy

[plush estuary]

Demonhosts are crashing non ritual havocs

[zinc talon]

nobody on earth is playing at their skill level

[ivory marlin]

nvm chat peter percer does indeed work

[full nebula]

its a little better this time, as long as you keep winsteaks something

steak

[zinc talon]

it's just residual angst for seeing other people play a new class when they're on their old one

jealousy, not envy

[hexed igloo]

I did get really jealous of people with the exterminator shotty

[zinc talon]

wait shit no

envy

I had one job

[wraith cipher]

lul

[full nebula]

i'm jealous of people who are mindless and drag their team down because they aren't ready

[zinc talon]

jealousy is you not wanting anyone else to have something you have

[hexed igloo]

I'm gonna be spending the next month jealous of the people with those fuckin twin smgs

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/we-were-on-the-verge-of-greatness-we-were-this-close-krennic-rogue-one-gif-15151285157744834762

[wraith cipher]

at some point if you like this game youre going to have 6 max level characters, make it less of slog FS

[zinc talon]

they are, uh

[wraith cipher]

I dont know how but please

[zinc talon]

well just about every hype text released on the run up to today used the words spray and pray or fill the air

they were not lying

[full nebula]

they changed the way the difficulty progression unlocks this time

[zinc talon]

the guns do not hit shit

[full nebula]

sure they do

a point blank

at

[zinc talon]

sure, the wall, the crate behind my target

the last non heretic crossing the street

I will not contribute to drive by statistics and that is all those smgs are

[deft badge]

Love me smgs

Brrrt

[zinc talon]

something feels off with both the smgs and pistols, and I can't put my finger on what

[deft badge]

Pop pop

[wraith cipher]

treat the smgs a longer melee weapon and youll be fine

[zinc talon]

prolly something to do with whatever constitutes 'dual wield' in darktide code vs single weapons

but they don't feel idk, organic I guess

idk it's day one I'm prolly just blaming the wind for not knowin how to use em lol

[wraith cipher]

i dont know how to interpret that

[zinc talon]

yknow, neither do I

[wraith cipher]

but they do feel like they drop off after like 5 feet

[hexed igloo]

Perfect loony-tunes outline around the trapper

[wraith cipher]

so theres that

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-stk-rescue-tbag-taunt-gif-13931574359943268801

[zinc talon]

bigly

maybe that's it

I'm coming from the bolter/baby bolt/ripper 6 side of town

[wraith cipher]

the ranged perks help it along so it doesnt feel as bad, the base can probably use tweaks then

[zinc talon]

if my crosshair's on bosshair and I don't see my shots landing, combat's way too hectic to sit there and have a smoke and a think about the why of it

will watch the falloff next run

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-gif-17556910517109081583

[wraith cipher]

albiet im only level 11

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-3575387325193424240

[zinc talon]

this video has never made sense to me and I snicker every time

[wraith cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/jamiroquai-grab-arin-alevira-gif-27675785

[hexed igloo]

Peak video got a nose exhale outta me

[zinc talon]

that video might be the best music video of all time

heh I've kept it all this time cuz that is borderline high art with the hand drawn stuff

[hexed igloo]

It's one of the best genre of funny

[zinc talon]

serious mastry of the body and perspective

[zinc talon]

somebody somewhere with god's personally given talent for art prolly just shat that out in half an hour cuz darktide just released and huhu funnee

[hexed igloo]

That's just how it is

God's talent in the hands of a jester

God's silliest soldiers are awarded with his biggest guns

[zinc talon]

my one personal contribution to that, but it's only from random chance timing

and landing on that frame as I was about to get up

there's an entire book chapter in that image if you sit there and parse it

[median steeple]

Lmfao how does this keep happening

the fucking ghost of drug addicts past

[zinc talon]

I don't get, is your character model being put in front of the camera semi transparent?

but also lol, already being visited and frowned upon by the hive scum of ancestral past and it's your third goddamn mission

and they're already disappointed

[carmine lance]

love to see all these people with the skull rebreather trying to be cool and edgy with the shivs, only to eat shit, die, and rage quit

[heady rapids]

THATS MY TEAMMATE

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-mad-dead-serious-funny-face-gif-15086435

oh I said it earlier but just to say to the room again, if you have the please-see-a-dentist-I-beg-you augmentic

face paint and scarring choices will apply to, and stain, the teeth further

[median steeple]

@sullen forge sisyphus what are you doing

[sullen forge]

Audio Bug

trying to find the root of it

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-lotr-grin-evil-demon-gif-17471835

ok mission time

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/lCYwcfSKLtpeyZGbe?invite=cr-MSxaVGMsMTA3NDAxNTcz&v=300

@median steeple

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/shooting-crazy-gun-gif-15109765

shit like that's why I don't wear a headset

[median steeple]

oh god that's horrific

[zinc talon]

yeah it'll startle me maybe my knees hit the desk but I won't have a full on adrenaline enema with ten minutes of spicy armpits afterwards

sudden speaker folding audio like that will change my entire mood and headspace

[frosty herald]

Chem bomb explosion

[full nebula]

Good song

[hexed igloo]

Sometimes I get super locked in listening to clicks in gtfo and crank my volume up and forget to turn it down before firing off my deagle and I get the flashbang ear ringing

So evil of them to make the guns so loud in a game so focused on listening

[ornate bone]

Are zealots faster than hive scum? Or are hive scum the new fast rats?

[carmine lance]

I would argue hive scum are the new rats, but i think psyker really takes the cake for fastest class

Knife psyker with scriers gaze is insane

[misty nova]

And with desperado you have infinite sprint

So yeah the hive rat is the rat

"You're going to get us doornailed"

• Hiver noticing someone waking a dh

Funniest shit I've ever seen

[carmine lance]

I have been enjoying standing and staring down charging mutants with a rocket launcher out, not unlike the anti-tank crews of WWII

By no means is this an efficient use of the rocket launcher, but what’s not to love about excessive use of force?

[misty nova]

https://x.com/ssshuckle/status/1995957345097318518?s=19

shuckle (@ssshuckle)

street fighter commentatators are like noooo you can't say the divekick was bad that's disrespectful to these athletes!!!
meanwhile skullgirls commentators when someone drops their bnb:

X · Dec 2, 2025, 8:44 PM

https://youtu.be/MW4AdZjrwuc?si=J0UVXBzZeSTjdc6o

[glossy nimbus]

Getting the slop

[void bison]

pig dinner

[misty nova]

😭

[misty nova]

I just got it 💀

I don't use SAP so that one is never seeing the lights of day

[visual stream]

Did they adjust the mastery system

Did they make it take more green weapons to get full mastery

[queen yoke]

@drowsy steppe https://x.com/theAdHocStudio/status/1971651074487386373

AdHoc Studio - Dispatch OUT NOW! (@theAdHocStudio)

Red flags are loud. But the green flags are louder.

X · Sep 26, 2025, 7:00 PM

[drowsy steppe]

I havent seen these lmao

[queen yoke]

i remembered them for some reason but couldnt find the fuckin things

[copper hawk]

New brainworm

Earworm

https://open.spotify.com/track/0xmu5MdjiIWhkhph4xo0uO?si=nsFZs3tUQ-6VhDbwU2T04A

Teeetoooo

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-scared-kasane-teto-scared-teto-scared-gif-2908701343327244505