zealot-class

[frozen kernel]

Getting mutie tossed into the monster closets was fun

[frozen kernel]

Just getting thrown into a room that stops spawning enemies

And you're just trapped forever

[thorn sable]

Teleporting dogs was my bugbear

Oh my god they drove me insane

[ornate bone]

i was able to clip off the map one time and walk around, felt like i was warp traveling

[thorn sable]

I learned to shank them in midair and shoot them in the mouth because they didn’t give an f about pushes for like a year

Same with the poxes

[ornate bone]

except i couldnae get back into the map

[grave cypress]

my havoc build which ive sorta just went ahead and lazily made my normal build for zealot in all other games cause i cba even with loadouts

[gleaming kelp]

Mutant modifier is probably the worst thing I've ever experienced. Getting yeeted everywhere and the constant AAAAAAARRGGGHHHHH

[frozen kernel]

I actually got so used to them not being able to be hunter shoved that I just religiously dodged them until Christmas 2023

[thorn sable]

You can learn to dance between the muties

[frozen kernel]

I had a great clip where I was doing that with an evi just one shotting them with heavies as they ran by

I think it's on the old craptop

[zinc talon]

I just love playing mutic maels for this reason

when you can sit there and play neo like they're the agent's bullets, super satisfying

[thorn sable]

It makes you feel like a total badass when it works

[gleaming kelp]

I tried then I got caught on the end of one of my dashes then it turned into a moshpit

[frozen kernel]

I wish mutie waves on zealot felt as good as hunting grounds for assail psyker

[zinc talon]

dogpacks and flamers is another good one yeah

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-burn-wargame-fantasy-burning-gif-16670316

[thorn sable]

The kill list atrocities that happen with dog mod on psyker is hilarious

[gleaming kelp]

Now THAT is a flamer

[thorn sable]

It’s the heavy flamer

Wot you are supposed to get

[frozen kernel]

Crossing the streams with two flamers

That's a good feeling

[zinc talon]

My omage to heavy flamers

https://tenor.com/view/james-hetfield-metallica-fail-fall-gif-9683091

[thorn sable]

BY SIGMAR NO

THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT

[grave cypress]

Mutants that leave flame trails in their path back to the future style would be cool

[zinc talon]

rofl yeah it would

[gleaming kelp]

Model glitch? And dat heihachi hair

[misty nova]

Yeah YEAH!

[gleaming kelp]

Downpicking intensifies

[ornate bone]

lol

you guys are actually funny sometimes 😄

[frozen kernel]

Ogryn throws a rock and the footprints keep going like

https://tenor.com/view/time-travel-vanish-disappear-on-my-way-im-coming-gif-16482139

Just incinerates the entire fireteam

[gleaming kelp]

Penance Back to the Future

[frozen kernel]

Abhor the Mutant should just be for spawnkilling a mutant at the door. Charge them before they have a chance to charge

[gleaming kelp]

Muties ragdolling to rock will never not be funny to me.

[frozen kernel]

Rock sending a random ragdoll into orbit will always be the best part of Darktide

Rock > Football

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-wake-up-wakey-wakey-awaken-gif-26734899

tf did i iss

[gleaming kelp]

It's also pretty satisfying on human elites. Has that sternum crunching quality to it.

[frozen kernel]

The Poxhound in atmosphere:

[gleaming kelp]

Let ogryn fastball rocks, tubby whale.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/linkara-coming-for-you-vagina-finda-did-you-learn-your-lesson-hmm-gif-14008494

[acoustic dune]

ok hear me out

throwing teamate

let ogryn throw there teamate

[gleaming kelp]

Fastball special

[frozen kernel]

Ive been saying this SINCE LAUNCH 👏

[gleaming kelp]

Only works on min sized characters

[frozen kernel]

Let the ogryn mutie toss me into the backline

[acoustic dune]

be playing pub as ogryn
the psycher annoyed you
throw them off a cliff

[acoustic dune]

me when my zealot is small size anyway

the closer to the ground i am

the more globin like i get

[frozen kernel]

Closer to ground I am, closer I am to entering next slide

Fartshart only lets me kneeslide with nurgleodeon slime

[acoustic dune]

erm

what the sigma

[frozen kernel]

I was playing with ancient the other day and they watched me slide my way to 1HP and carry on with the mission like 5 times lmao

[acoustic dune]

i really need to find a good build that doesnt need until death

[frozen kernel]

Blight Spreads is a bitch

It's the one thing that might make me run book

[normal wren]

Pus, tox gas, blight spreads

[acoustic dune]

i like chorus anyway

so eh yeah

yeah

[twilit otter]

You mean beacon

[ornate bone]

cute 🙂

[acoustic dune]

using a heretic to go back in time?

HERESHY

[grave cypress]

Mutants are the only things fast enough

[acoustic dune]

just drug up the local zealot or smth

or psyonic psycher

oh the twink frog is here

[grizzled aspen]

Book doesn't save you from nurgleodeon slime.

Beacon does.

[frozen kernel]

Thank god for the relic having decent reach because I'll chastise at one just to get nearly outran

It's so pathetic

[frozen kernel]

I usually just run them together

But yeah you're right

[grizzled aspen]

How many times do I have to explain to you that I am not a twink?

[frozen kernel]

Mentally I just group them into "book build"

[grave cypress]

Relic blade had to have something NOT going for it in order for it to be somewhat balanced

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289540858479247382/1316033280138543134/caption.gif

[placid fiber]

This and space hounds

That's some of the best shit

[grizzled aspen]

Fatshark really said "you can have four dodges on rb" and then only two of them have distance.

[frozen kernel]

ArOOOOooooooooo

[acoustic dune]

god i love space hound

going mach 1 at me and miss

[frozen kernel]

Bye bye HOUND

[placid fiber]

watching a dog leave the planet was hilarious every fucking time

[frozen kernel]

BACK OUTSIDE

[grave cypress]

i was under the assumption that all 4 available dodges had the same distance / dodge frames until your each 0 and then you get the bad dodges

[grizzled aspen]

Granted the 3rd and 4th dodge still do dodge, I've evidence of this by dodging crusher overheads with the 4th dodge, but you won't be dodging for distance.

[frozen kernel]

They get slightly smaller every dodge

[grizzled aspen]

See you would think that, but counterpoint, fatshark spaghetti code.

[grave cypress]

What are the dodges on the 4th and 5th on Catachan Blades my beloved never let me down blades?

[placid fiber]

There are some things I don't miss from the early darktide days, but, space hounds is kind of one of them

[grizzled aspen]

I have no idea of the math on dodge distance degradation, otherwise I'd tell you.

[frozen kernel]

I dont miss not being able to find damnation games because everyone was either afraid of it or the team would wipe to the very first engagement

[grizzled aspen]

But I'm more than certain you're still positive on dodge distance percentage even at 0/5.

[frozen kernel]

Just carrying on with 2 bots and 1 random veteran waiting for rescue

[grizzled aspen]

Rb is negative from the get-go for dodge distance percentage.

I think 60 mob is -18% or something like that.

[placid fiber]

yeah early dt was rough

[frozen kernel]

Five-hundred veterans

[placid fiber]

ALL SHOOTING HORDES

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/five-hundred-cigarettes-bortus-orville-cigarettes-500-gif-7580742793072271551

FOR CADIA RAAAAAAH

[grave cypress]

You all remember early DT very differently to me lol

[placid fiber]

dies to poxwalkers

[grave cypress]

It was all Psykers

[frozen kernel]

I remember begging the matchmaking gods for ogryn players

Because I was so tired of veterans

[placid fiber]

I got a lot of vets and psykers iirc

[frozen kernel]

My buddy had to pick up zealot because he felt like he was contributing to the vet problem

[placid fiber]

and god awful zealots

death defy proccing on cd for them nonstop

[frozen kernel]

We were so used to getting double veterans that he swapped solely so we wouldnt be 3 vets vulturing ammo and 1 zealot

Instead we were two zealots vulturing ammo from the veterans

[grizzled aspen]

I remember one veteran was capable of soloing everything with autopistol.

Because autopistol used to be a real, viable option.

[placid fiber]

before the power creep

and nerf

[frozen kernel]

Strangely enough I remember not seeing many zealots, and the few I got were decent enough that I was happy to have a class buddy

Veteran was just easiest to go brain off and most players coming to Darktide were coming from other bang bang shooty games, so it was a natural fit

The only problem is that Darktide doesnt teach you that it's not Left 4 Dead 2

[placid fiber]

I remember getting them because I hadn't figured out what I know today where you don't expect ANYTHING from randos... man that made me embarrassed back then to see them die to literally everything

[naive stirrup]

hot take
relic blade sucky

[frozen kernel]

The last year or so has killed the last of my hope in randoms

[fleet zealot]

There should be a tutorial for all the specials

[grizzled aspen]

DrNoobka...

[fleet zealot]

Maybe even elites as well but i feel those are self explanatory

[frozen kernel]

I always like to be optimistic because I like to think any new player who cares can improve

[placid fiber]

I had learned by 400 hours in... but god was that painful lol

[naive stirrup]

me who went from heresy only to auric damn ready in 2 weeks

[frozen kernel]

So proud of u

[placid fiber]

That's the problem I had

[naive stirrup]

the game itself is not that hard it's learning to fucking aim that's the issue

[frozen kernel]

Further in two weeks than my guys in 2 years

We're old school SOURCE players

Aim is not the problem, it's the brain matter melting out of their ears

Now that the male frontal lobe is developed, it is resistant to change

[placid fiber]

How come these terrible randos not only have MASSIVELY better aim than me... but also SUCK SO FUCKING HARD?!

That's ridiculous

like...

Aiming good is something I can't do... and the randos could... but they still were so much worse than me

[frozen kernel]

Zoomer gamers are very mechanically gifted

I like to think I have pretty decent accuracy but it's just like Tony Hawk watching kids skate on the street and do things that would've won the X Games

[placid fiber]

I know I don't have good aim... my aim is better than I credit it for, but, I know my aim isn't great

[frozen kernel]

They're all playing hypercompetitive games and fighting for rank from single digit ages

It's weird, but it's created some scary fucking players

[placid fiber]

Still... after seeing SO many incompetent players... even the slightest degree of competence shines like a blazing sun

[frozen kernel]

We've got a friend in our group who's about 22-23 and he's ungodly at shooters when he has map knowledge. When it's neutral ground I can pull out on top but in something like counter strike or valorant I might as well be Dickot bot

[placid fiber]

Yeah I had friends like that

[frozen kernel]

But then in Hunt Showdown I'm stuck in 6pips and he cant climb out of 4 for some reason

[placid fiber]

I have one who can play shooters much better than me

I haven't played with him in a while, but, I was better at vermintide 2 than him because of how much I smashed my face into it

his aim makes me look like a kindergartener

[frozen kernel]

Good game sense matters a lot in these games

[placid fiber]

He has good game sense... in fact he was amazing at l4d2

[frozen kernel]

If your aim is complete crap but you can at least turn around and ping the enemy, that's already so much more than the average player

[placid fiber]

he just... didn't get as interested as I did in vt2

[frozen kernel]

Im sad that a couple of my guys burned out before they figured out DT

It's not their fault, the game is horrible with explaining stuffs

[placid fiber]

I don't know if that friend I was just talking about ever did play darktide tbh

I haven't played with him in ages

[frozen kernel]

Even moreso at launch when there weren't resources online

But now I realize that some of the problems with our fireteam stem beyond the game lol

[placid fiber]

I had one of my vt2 friends play with me in darktide for a while before getting burnt out.

[frozen kernel]

When you see the same trends in other games you just realize, "Ah, this is simply a stubborn bastard"

There are many like him but this one is mine

[placid fiber]

Heh

[frozen kernel]

Change strategy? No! Blame the game for not allowing your playstyle!

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ayasan-gif-24417454

[placid fiber]

It doesn't help when you're a player who naturally adapts to the game and changes their playstyle

[frozen kernel]

Different holes require different blocks

[placid fiber]

cause then the people who don't stick out

[frozen kernel]

I can't play Arma like Counter Strike, and I cant play Red Orchestra like it's Fortnite

[placid fiber]

Hell we still sometimes smash the square block into the round hole... while randos are trying to put the rectangle sideways into the triangle...

[opal star]

so what's poppin fellow mental asylum patients

good morning n shi

[frozen kernel]

Malding about randos, happy new year dreg

[placid fiber]

Oh we're talking about experiences lol

[frozen kernel]

No not randos

my guys ❤️

It's a special kind of lovehate, like watching your dog puke on the bed

[placid fiber]

tbh I get not getting darktide, but, it's those goddamn +1000 level guys who die to EVERYTHING that are annoying

[frozen kernel]

You love them and you're sad that they're sick, but fuck dude why on my bed literally go on the wood floor

[gleaming kelp]

I find that target priority is an important skill before aim. I've seen vets headshot chaff all day while a flamer torches our taint.

[frozen kernel]

I love my friend and I'm sad that he doesn't enjoy Darktide, but fuck dude why do you run into packs of maulers as a psyker and immediately die in melee

[placid fiber]

I've slept on concrete when my bed was not even 5 feet away as a child lol

[opal star]

quickscoping trappers 😋

[frozen kernel]

Floor hits different

[gleaming kelp]

This is the way. Instead of like....the chaff horde

[placid fiber]

tbh I can sleep anywhere when I'm tired

[frozen kernel]

I always say I wouldve done great in the military if I didnt have dreams

[opal star]

wdym bro it's totally helpful to dome poxwalkers with a helbore

[placid fiber]

This... this is why the randos I had seen with like... 5x better aim than me still die so easily lol

[frozen kernel]

Can sleep anywhere and on a dime, hardly need to sleep, functions mostly at overnight hours

[gleaming kelp]

No kill like overkill

[opal star]

also tunnel vision

that's the other thing that gets me with the helbore especially, I get tunnel vision bad with it

[placid fiber]

I have tunnel vision issues all the time, but, it's more for things like trappers than anything else

[frozen kernel]

The charge minigame requires a bit of focus

[opal star]

minigames

[frozen kernel]

And they're brain calories other weapons like recon dont have to waste

Which is sad

Because I like the lucius

A lot

[opal star]

speaking of calories

I didn't eat today, I should probably fix that

[frozen kernel]

I actually like the hellbore ironsights

It's 11AM I should go to bed

[opal star]

mental asylum

immediately

[placid fiber]

The problem I had with the helbore is I couldn't shoot consistently enough at max charge because I was more focused on aiming at the enemies and target priority than I was at whether or not I was already at max charge

[frozen kernel]

I took two 3mg melatonin and just tanked that shit like 5 hours ago

[placid fiber]

I would hold a shot fully charged for too long

lol

[frozen kernel]

I dont take melatonin this stuff doesnt do shit

[placid fiber]

I feel that

[placid fiber]

nice rug

[frozen kernel]

I was concerned for a moment

[grand tangle]

What form of creature is that

[placid fiber]

ferret

[frozen kernel]

Catsnake

[placid fiber]

^

basically what a ferret is lol

[grand tangle]

Looks too wide to be a ferret

[placid fiber]

It's zoomed in

[frozen kernel]

Scrunched + floofy

[placid fiber]

@fleet zealot that is a ferret right? lol

[jovial crag]

So guys what blessings do i put on my boltgun ? For a zealot?

[acoustic dune]

is that a duster?

[frozen kernel]

Tail looks right

[placid fiber]

Yeah, and it's about the right length considering how close the camera looks

[frozen kernel]

Wait aminute

THE GAINS BRO

EAT IT

[grave cypress]

hellbore is fine but the game never lets you stand still that much to get to a nice spot to start popping heads theres always an enemy pecking at your back

[acoustic dune]

hellbore stink

[frozen kernel]

This is like the lotr elf bread ^10

Lembas?

[placid fiber]

yeah

[acoustic dune]

the weapon switch is so slow

[grave cypress]

i think you just need to remove helbores insanely poopy weapon switch speed and it'd be fine

[acoustic dune]

that i hate it

[placid fiber]

something like that for the elf bread

[acoustic dune]

agreed

[frozen kernel]

This does hurt a lot

[placid fiber]

It's supposed to fill you for like a week or something

[frozen kernel]

I wish

[acoustic dune]

ok hear me out

hellbore

[frozen kernel]

I need that so that I can remember to eat

[placid fiber]

Same lol

[acoustic dune]

but take to 2 slot

melee and range

[frozen kernel]

Just eat my big fuckin sandwich on sunday and be good for the week

[acoustic dune]

you switch to melee bayonette etc

[frozen kernel]

Just snacking on deli meats and cheeses

[acoustic dune]

and back too shooting

make that defense on it suck

or smth

[frozen kernel]

Committed bayonet mode? Let's go

[acoustic dune]

or lose ammo when you block

[frozen kernel]

Heavy attack is either a huge cleave or a fucking banzai charge

Depending on mark

[acoustic dune]

that

imagine 4 vet banzai charging a monstosity

[frozen kernel]

Veteran gets pgs stab in the form of bayonet

All is right with the world

[vivid leaf]

Need a fast zealot build😩

[frozen kernel]

Just let ogryn throw hands

Please

[acoustic dune]

one on the blessing is that if you hit with the banzau charge grenade explode

[frozen kernel]

Let 2025 bring knuckles

[acoustic dune]

all in knife and go mostly right side

[fleet zealot]

Yes

[frozen kernel]

Give it the bistol punchshoot

[austere mist]

zealot chat isn't freaky rn???

wth

[vivid leaf]

Fr??

[grave cypress]

im worried that if they added ogryn hands it'd feel as ass a Grenade Gauntlet melee

[frozen kernel]

Where you stab then BOOM

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-gif-13347041

[frozen kernel]

For crit on weakspot hit

[jovial crag]

Anyone?

[grand tangle]

Helbore special should swap to a melee stance, with melee attacks and blocking+push attacks

And that's vets 2h melee

[acoustic dune]

fine back to freak priest mode

[frozen kernel]

Yeah that's what knify is saying

[austere mist]

so sugoi

[fleet zealot]

Puncture shattering or pinning cavalcade imo

[frozen kernel]

Dedicated bayonet stance

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mpreg-male-pregnancy-gif-10496040464071217960

[fleet zealot]

Puncture shattering is the best cause it gives consistent Breakpoints along the board

[austere mist]

waogh

mpreg

[fleet zealot]

Die

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-herobrine-gif-15759373

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-3284201032904258120

[grand tangle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1190005222207148164/1286506116653514905/attachment-4.gif

[grave cypress]

Grenade gauntlet used to be so good.

[frozen kernel]

Fartshart said ogryn only gets one weapon useful above 15m

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1287300193456361504/mfNi7cr.gif

[frozen kernel]

No fun allowed

We almost ran out last year

[grand tangle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719331241161130016/1166070570207686688/attachment-1.gif

[acoustic dune]

i wish ogryn get a big fuckoff cleave weapon

[frozen kernel]

Pickaxe?

[acoustic dune]

whoa ey too far lad

back it up a wee bit

[frozen kernel]

Or like

Straight up buster sword ass cleave weapon

[acoustic dune]

like a fuckoff big sword

[frozen kernel]

Because I can get behind that

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-elite-knight-fantasy-sword-great-sword-gif-17782074

[frozen kernel]

Give ogryn a helicopter blade sword

[grave cypress]

I don't hate the new stubbers. I think people see the numbers and doompost personally. Ogyrn literally had no super long range option. And no it's not kickback. Nine times out of ten that takes two shots cause it always knocks down rather than kills 50perc of the time

[frozen kernel]

Let ogryn be Grandma Lily

[north sedge]

the new stubbers are good, what are they smoking

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-droid-general-grievous-robot-general-grievous-gif-15512920

[grand tangle]

It was rock

[grave cypress]

They say it's not powerful enough cause it doesn't one shot

[grand tangle]

Rock best ranged for ogryn

[visual stream]

What if you weren't found tomorrow

[fleet zealot]

Literally saw the 20 magazine one mow down crushers

[frozen kernel]

this unironically

[north sedge]

yea it wrecks packs of crushers

[grave cypress]

Ogyrn does need mega tree rework but the stubber is good.

[acoustic dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/707722586133626905/1173768662692401152/ezgif-5-0707f027a1.gif

whoa ey

i was horsing around

[misty ravine]

They wanted an Ogryn Revolver, i.e. something they could quick draw to instantly kill any special from any range, then quickly reholster

[acoustic dune]

ok hear me out

a flaregun

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-raised-eyebrows-meme-gif-26673038

[acoustic dune]

a ogyn flare gun

[placid fiber]

were you using surgical and deadly accurate? lol

[visual stream]

I could rock with that

[grand tangle]

What about kickback? Why can't that fill the role? I don't play ogryn so idk

[acoustic dune]

or i mean just give the ogryna slug round shotty

and that does the job

[visual stream]

Would be cool

I think his bully clubs need love first though

[grand tangle]

Can tabletop ogryns get lascannons?

[misty ravine]

It's a shotgun? Beyond close range it tends to knock things down and require a second shot (if they didn't fall on their ass behind cover)

[visual stream]

They all are mid at best and dogshit at worst

[acoustic dune]

give it to the vet

the vet need a lmg

[grand tangle]

Too big for punies

[grave cypress]

I'm not saying stubber is bad. But when people see it's damage via crusher helmet people's heads shut down from all reason as if crushers are the thing to be worried about in this game

[north sedge]

kickback is deceptively long range

[misty ravine]

Pickaxes exist, what was once Mid on the Ogryn is now Dogshit

[frozen kernel]

With so little weapons, almost everything ogryn has should be a bit more viable

[grand tangle]

Lascannon is not an lmg

[acoustic dune]

you get what i mean the vet soppose to be a shooter

but godamn

[frozen kernel]

Pick/Stubber should not be the defacto loadout

[acoustic dune]

the gun side keystone suck ass

[misty ravine]

Is there a term like the Overton Window but for video game balance

[north sedge]

that is crazy because the stubber just kinda shits on crushers

[grand tangle]

This is 40k mf thr average soldier has more kills with his shovel than his lasgun

[visual stream]

I realize we have much more in common with ogryns than I thought

[placid fiber]

Who tf cares about crushers? I get some people want to use it against them, but, I don't waste ammo on crushers when my melee kills them fine as it is lol

[acoustic dune]

no... thats just krieg

[visual stream]

Ogryn has the exact same thing for weapons that zealot does for talents

[frozen kernel]

Power Creep

[acoustic dune]

you are thinking of trench charge

[misty ravine]

Glugger is a death machine while Point Blank Barrage is up, kinda mid while it's not up, Burst Limiter Override makes Vet keystones look good, and you either have to be the stereotypical ammo goblin or only actually play as a gun lugger for 30% of the game

[visual stream]

Being that you use what is good or it is horribly kneecapping yourself for no reason

[frozen kernel]

See: Destiny 2

[placid fiber]

I built my stubber to kill stuff besides crushers... @grave cypress >.>

[grave cypress]

90% of people I see go down is because of onslaughts of specials / elites like gunners / flamers / poxbursters etc etc.

I get the tunnelvision people have over "its the biggest, beefiest thing in the game woah batchest B)"

But honestly, I've given up in this game even caring about anything armoured because every team has a veteran just pooping out kraks, you never get chance to touch anything armoured anyway

[acoustic dune]

tbh a group of maniac is far scarier then a group of crusher

[misty ravine]

The real danger from Crushers is from them hiding all the stuff behind them

[frozen kernel]

Depending on the situation it can be more worth to go for accurate shots than waste the time trying to kite them out for 40 seconds while your team of blueberries struggles to fight a single captain

[acoustic dune]

just get closer

[thorn sable]

Rock?

[acoustic dune]

faster

[misty ravine]

just rely on audio cues bro

[placid fiber]

Like... da surgical isn't for crushers, it's for easy 1 shots on gunners and other elites...

[modern lintel]

flamer moment

[acoustic dune]

me when the meat blender is getting close to me

[placid fiber]

and specials

[thorn sable]

I got 40 ts relying on audio cues with no mods so it’s totally viable 🤷‍♀️

[frozen kernel]

Chastised a crusher's head clean off just to have a mutant kool-aid man me through its falling corpse, then a bomber grenade landed at our feet

Gotta love Darktide

[modern lintel]

fotf wins once again

[acoustic dune]

when audio doesnt work half the time

[thorn sable]

Just gotta sense when the game is coming for you

[placid fiber]

idk about how good the stubber is for fucking havoc, but, outside of havoc it is amazing

[misty ravine]

The audio thing seems to be highly hardware dependent

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-watterson-abs-flex-muscles-gif-14049228

[grave cypress]

Ive never had issues with audio myself

[thorn sable]

I occasionally have silent critters

But you can mitigate that by staying near teammates

[misty ravine]

Other than pox bursters in doors. They will literally never be fixed, just don't stand near doors

[acoustic dune]

the sound can get so bad sometime that i stop playing the game

[grave cypress]

i do play with music off on darktide tho to better hear that audio.

And most people think I'm actually stupid for doing so, and I get it, the music bops

[acoustic dune]

god PREASE fix net going through horde

[frozen kernel]

I've been fortunate with audio, worst that happens is sometimes the sounds will do that thing where like half of all game sounds will go silent but I know that's not just me

[thorn sable]

Pox in door is explicitly to prevent people standing at the spawn door and killing everything

[misty ravine]

And I do notice that Crushers are nowhere near as loud as Chaos Warriors

[acoustic dune]

how tf am i suppose to act at smth i cant even see

[placid fiber]

I get this 100%

[visual stream]

Poxbursters in doors used to not be an issue. They actually changed it to make them spawn more commonly and made less noise if players are near doors

[frozen kernel]

Tbf Id rather fail a run and be able to point my finger like "haha no audio queue, asshole game" than install a gorillion mods that make my screen look like a chinese mobile game on a "maybe it'll happen"

[visual stream]

They didn't expressly say it but it was definitely an intentional change

[placid fiber]

The music is great, but, audio queues are important

[misty ravine]

To be fair, if nets were blocked by enemies then trappers could do literally nothing 90% of the time

[frozen kernel]

Darktide's music is so fucking quiet on my PC

I have it maxed out and it doesn't nearly drown out the game sound

[placid fiber]

Besides... you can turn down the music as well lol

[acoustic dune]

remind of when 3 or 4 pox burster spawn next to us and i panic chorus

[modern lintel]

music goes off for havoc 30+ rest gets music

[misty ravine]

No other method of fixing the Planetside 2-level Spawn Camp Meta could possibly exist

[frozen kernel]

Im sitting here trying to drown out Discord noise and it doesn't go loud enough

[acoustic dune]

better then just getting net into a horde

[placid fiber]

Also I hyperfixate on sounds over the music, when it comes to something like a trapper

[frozen kernel]

Even on Carnival

[visual stream]

There's this one spot at the start of an Hourglass map right after an elevator but right before a drop, where a horde spawns and the chokepoint has a spawn door next to it

[acoustic dune]

didnt mandalore gaming say that they have a fix of that from planetside 1

[visual stream]

God forfuckingbid you fight the horde at the chokepoint or the director will think you are spawncamping and obliterate you

[placid fiber]

like when there's a trapper... I cannot hear the music... well... it's not registering to my brain that the music is playing... there's something I need to murder instead

[misty ravine]

I have no fucking idea, I stopped playing that game 10 years ago

[modern lintel]

i hate one of my friends cause he turns ingame music off in every game he plays and darktides music actually kind of fucks but he wont listen

[frozen kernel]

I go full drunken samurai. I'll completely stop thinking about the game and my autopilot will carry me to victory

[placid fiber]

I can't do this, if my focus slips my skill level will tank

[frozen kernel]

Ive never performed better at For Honor than when I had minigame music playing in the background

[thorn sable]

Same

[frozen kernel]

Like I am not a skilled fighting game player at all

[acoustic dune]

on a other extreme is me hearin poxburster sound and going schizo

[thorn sable]

Except I blame skill issue on myself when I screw up

[frozen kernel]

It's a miracle if I can intentionally counter guardbreak

When listening to music I will counter GB every attempt

Even doubles

[visual stream]

Fighting games make me angry trying to get into

[thorn sable]

They actually fixed a few levels where it was possible to trivialize the end event with spawn campaign

[opal star]

straight frying em

[visual stream]

So much knowledge needed to begin having fun unless you enjoy the learning journey itself

[acoustic dune]

also i wish that they remove melk milk weekly book collection

[thorn sable]

Like there was one level in particular where at the end event 90% of baddies came out of one door

[acoustic dune]

it suck

[visual stream]

For Honor was gud though

[thorn sable]

So one person could farm that door and then everyone could finish it super fast

[modern lintel]

me kez tintin and cica were playing the other day and all holding a convo then tin when we get to an elevator is saying he can't talk and fight at the same time bro was to locked in

[opal star]

the assassination misisons where 5 quintillion scab ragers come out way after the boss dies

[visual stream]

ESPECIALLY the refinery delta mission I believe

[thorn sable]

That’s just for fun

[visual stream]

The one with the vats

[frozen kernel]

oh this was a normal thing?

I thought it was just funny spawning in a few missions

[opal star]

this happens every time

[violet hornet]

Melk missions don't really mesh well with havoc either. If I'm planning on running havoc all week there's no way I can farm plasteel, diamantine, or books

[frozen kernel]

That one assassination mission

[thorn sable]

If you take too long with assassination tho it will start spawning huge numbers of elites tho

[misty ravine]

Refinery Delta, the changes to the finale are pretty big

[frozen kernel]

Where they all jump down from the catwalk on the far left

And just get annihilated by the entire team

[acoustic dune]

getting a team for havoc is hard enough

[opal star]

yeah but when is that ever gonna happen? traitor captain's too much of a pushover lmao

[misty ravine]

Except when they jump down from the far right

[thorn sable]

Is that the multi level where the enemies now jump across huge gaps

[misty ravine]

Yeah

[thorn sable]

Casually stunting on player inability to jump

Lmao the bots can even do pull ups

[frozen kernel]

Emaciated rejects cant jump

[opal star]

and the emaciated heretics can???

[spare dome]

do not covet nurgles power

[frozen kernel]

😮‍💨

[thorn sable]

Whenever I see one of the little buggers jump way up and do a pull up to move to the next level I am always malding

[frozen kernel]

Would you rather be natty or juiced?

[visual stream]

I always love poxwalkers' little vault animations so much

Stupid little guys

Throwing themselves over like an action hero

[frozen kernel]

Watching them clamber and fall over chest high walls

[violet hornet]

Especially when they do it to cut you off on the stairs you just had to climb up legitimately

[opal star]

natty like the emperor intended 😇

[misty ravine]

Ogryn forced to eat zero protein ration bars, can no longer defeat pox hound in wrestling match. Sad!

[acoustic dune]

ok hear me out

hand size

pox burster

[frozen kernel]

You really want the ogryn to wield people

I dont blame you

[opal star]

I refuse to believe that in any circumstance a dog-sized poxhound can overtake an ogryn-sized ogryn

[frozen kernel]

Youre real for that

[acoustic dune]

throwing smol pox burster

[visual stream]

Listening

Ogryn totally could throw people

[frozen kernel]

Im with you

[ornate bone]

cute 🙂

[visual stream]

People sized people, even

[ornate bone]

does it talk in a high pitched voice too?

[frozen kernel]

Trying to pet the good boy

[misty ravine]

Unless it's like "gretchin jumps on helmetless head of Space Marine with dual power fists" situation

[frozen kernel]

Ogryn doesnt realize he isnt receiving kisses until his face melts off his skull

[visual stream]

If we get versus mode I want the heads on the Tox Bomber to talk to you before you throw them

(In ten years)

[acoustic dune]

it does a higher pitch clock sound

[opal star]

that's just what the Mid Marine gets for not wearing a helmet in an active warzone

[visual stream]

It's always the helmeted ones who die first though

[frozen kernel]

DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A BOOM in VOIP before throwing anything as a bomber

[visual stream]

Rule of cool beats literally everything Ig

[opal star]

trapper got that shit ON ngl

[visual stream]

Trapper slaying

[frozen kernel]

Queen shit

[visual stream]

I know the black market pays well

[opal star]

too bad I killed her a gorillion times for the sin of getting in my way

[high zodiac]

fastest ive ever done, zeal overflow

[frozen kernel]

Aw man, nice

Had a match where the only console player was the one person who didnt look like they were using a controller

[misty ravine]

I love those achievements

kill 5 games worth of specials
kill 15 games worth of non-ogryn elites
kill 100 C-I-VIs worth of ogryn elites

[frozen kernel]

We failed, but it was interesting to check the social tab

"Wait he's on steam..."

Im hearing the stone block being dragged sound as he turns to face a threat

Fully stops moving

Stands there like a turret rapid firing boltpistol into the ceiling

[drowsy steppe]

I did sedition rolling steel to grind out Dream team penance and achievement and my average finish time is 6 miinutes

[opal star]

that's just gaming

[frozen kernel]

Sedition rolling steel is just Masozi dropping you at the front car lmao

The boss is like "Oi u cant park there"

[north sedge]

All achievements should be nuked into oblivion

[frozen kernel]

"I had a whole speech planned and everything wtf"

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-chaos-spawn-ginkgo-fall-gif-4230252786752366838

I love how this enemy gets launched in that lol

[opal star]

bro slipped on a banana peel or sum

[misty ravine]

When Chaos is around, the floor is always slippery

[opal star]

what

[placid fiber]

😏

[misty ravine]

Nurgle? Bodily fluids.
Khorne? Bodily fluids.
Slaanesh? Bodily fluids.
Tzeentch? You dont want to know.

[placid fiber]

Never know what ur gonna slip on

[opal star]

oh I dont like that

[misty ravine]

Why do you think this game is designed such that we are meant to be sliding all of the time

[opal star]

that's it

blight upon you

[frozen kernel]

Because one of the devs lost a limbo contest back during high school prom and never lived it down

[misty ravine]

And how feasible would that actually be on a rusty hive city floor grate while wearing 20 pounds of greeblies

[frozen kernel]

I dunno if I'd trust trying to slide on these floors with the kind of pants Id want to be wearing

[frozen kernel]

It's like going to slide down a railing in wet jeans

You aint going nowhere

[drowsy steppe]

thank modern multiplayer fps like cod and apex

devs saw how fluid and cool adding sliding to your FPS game and thought

[spare dome]

tbh i think they included sliding as a fun trick to literally slide into cover and didnt intend/expect it to become a core mechanic. i base this theory off the fact that on the game's initial release it was pretty common to slide into and get stuck into loads of environmental greebles

[drowsy steppe]

yea this will become a new FPS standard

Im glad they add sliding btw

[frozen kernel]

Damn it all started with Portal 2 😔 smh my head

[misty ravine]

I was sure Jack Black was to blame for this somehow

[drowsy steppe]

I dont remember portal 2 having sliding

but then again I was like 9 years old when Portal 2 is released

[frozen kernel]

It had the gel that sped you up

Youd get it everywhere

And go FAST

[final mural]

exclusively sliding, no dodges

[opal star]

wear shorts
slide
fucked up legs and 4902569240 cases of tetanus + god knows what

[drowsy steppe]

silly reject, this is why we wear them sweatpants

[frozen kernel]

It's like trying to slide on school gym floors in basketball shorts

Oof ouch my flesh

[placid fiber]

Hm... this seems oddly specific

[misty ravine]

My dude when he wears one pauldron covered with candles, random bits of armor, leather boots with the tops turned down, and grey sweatpants

[drowsy steppe]

https://redd.it/1g9olbv LITERALLY

ZEALOT IS LITERALLY JUST PLATE ARMOR

• SWEATPANTS

[misty ravine]

The Dude Abides

[drowsy steppe]

I mean shit it makes sense when you think about it

bros be out here sprinting for half an hour a day, sliding and dodging

[placid fiber]

I mean... even in 40k, sweatpants are the go-to comfy legwear

[drowsy steppe]

sweatpants is comfy for that and isnt as movement constricting like Psykers skinny jeans

[misty ravine]

Tight Jeans, Tight Groupings

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-jeans-fat-gif-8126569

How is THIS the 1st gif?!

[misty ravine]

Tight Jeans?
No, this is Patrick.

[opal star]

why he got allat autopistol

[frozen kernel]

When he got them red sweatpants on 🥵

[frozen kernel]

oh god

[opal star]

not the preinstalled splint

[drowsy steppe]

I just dont like how its tapered down at the shin

[placid fiber]

this can't be real...

is it...?

[drowsy steppe]

meanwhile the 6th guys gets full sweatpants as part of the uniform

[frozen kernel]

WITH A BONE

[opal star]

shit aint easy for warhammer doctors

[opal star]

no kneepads or shinguards or nothin

[frozen kernel]

Unfortunately

[opal star]

no wonder these mfs defected

[placid fiber]

dear god

[frozen kernel]

I think it was Nov I last saw the stuff in the shop

The chest piece wasnt great either

Literally raggedy and homeless but like, without any panache

[drowsy steppe]

wear minimal protection for the emperor and allat

[drowsy steppe]

I just wish we get more military/regimental themed sets for zealot

Im not out here spending money to look like a glorified bum

[placid fiber]

so... the 1st newer penanances cosmetics for zealot that made you look like a hoodlum?

[hearty nebula]

:3

[placid fiber]

gimme a sec I'll post a pic of it

[placid fiber]

this one

lemme put on the full set

[frozen kernel]

Been rocking this like...forever

Nothing really catches my eye

[frozen kernel]

In hindsight I miss the pajamas and wish Id snagged em

[fleet zealot]

Ferret found a dead body and knows their is an imposter amogus

[frozen kernel]

The CVS receipt top is also pretty sweet

[placid fiber]

wait wtf is this?!

[frozen kernel]

But aside from those nothing really reaches out to me as "I need this"

[frozen kernel]

slop

[fleet zealot]

The shorts

[frozen kernel]

oh that's where it's from

[placid fiber]

I know you were saying it was bad, but, HOLY FUCK IT'S BAD

[frozen kernel]

there's another gross raggedy set with ugly shorts I thought

[fleet zealot]

It’s think it’s fine

Besides the shorts

[placid fiber]

lol

[frozen kernel]

The chestpiece is okay

Im thinking of one that was a short sleeve

[fleet zealot]

40k has a ton of styles and some of them objectively look silly/bad

[frozen kernel]

Like hardly worth being a premium piece

[placid fiber]

the psyker tho lol

[frozen kernel]

I base most of my value for a cosmetic based on the hands

[hearty nebula]

brooo wtf are these pants

💀

[frozen kernel]

If it as ugly gloves and shit, trash bucket

[placid fiber]

idk

gunlugger skin lol

[frozen kernel]

If I see my hands, that's a solid 6/10 on principle alone

Except like that

[placid fiber]

these are the newest skins I think...

[drowsy steppe]

I have the helmet and the pants. Between the 53rd, 6th and Steel legion sets that I use for my zealot

[placid fiber]

or old rotated back in ones

[hearty nebula]

I'm so fuckin glad I picked up the enforcers set on Zealot

lmao

[frozen kernel]

When your premium piece is just "you can see a single wristband and bare arms" Im like gtfo lol

[drowsy steppe]

the 53rd full black color scheme fucks so hard

[drowsy steppe]

literally a recolor

actually now that I think about it

[frozen kernel]

Identical oversized sleeves with unbloodied bandaged hands 💀

[drowsy steppe]

they look like middle eastern insurgents 💀

[placid fiber]

hey look... the ironhelm skin...

[frozen kernel]

Krieg top has glorious asymmetrical hands

[drowsy steppe]

certified hood tragedy

[frozen kernel]

Unfortunately like the Cadia top

It will never return

[hearty nebula]

more like

cadia slop...

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

[placid fiber]

do we even want some of these to return...?

[drowsy steppe]

the cracked glass gives it a bit of more flair

[placid fiber]

wait wtf the helmet is cracked open?!

[drowsy steppe]

yea

[placid fiber]

What in the fuck?

[drowsy steppe]

I dont mind it

it just fits zealot perfectly

[placid fiber]

I mean it's better than somethings but

[drowsy steppe]

usually for regimental themed cosmetics

vets get the cleanest look

[placid fiber]

I like a helmet to be... well... a fucking helmet if I'm gonna use cosmetics

[misty nova]

Pay x amount of money to make your crucis look like the Ironhelm

[drowsy steppe]

zealots get the dirtier version of the uniform

[misty nova]

[placid fiber]

at least it isn't a tentacle coming out of it...

[drowsy steppe]

prayer beads on the helmet is so fuckin hardcore lmao

[frozen kernel]

I respect the helmet, I just didnt like pieces that replace the voice

I actually wear those legs in the screenie

[drowsy steppe]

the krieg bandage arms I fuck with

[frozen kernel]

I like that the main hand is gloved

Because it means that the hand I get to see do all the reloads is the bandaged one

Also thematically it just makes sense to keep the main hand on my evi/relic protected with a glove in case of malfunction

Headcanon is that's where the left glove went

Gerlon Two Fingers type shit

[drowsy steppe]

them gloves 100% for grip strength

[frozen kernel]

That too

Once the blood gets everywhere

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/upisnotjump-no-hand-screaming-scream-gif-15071590

[drowsy steppe]

bandage arms because the zealot lost the other glove somewhere xd

[frozen kernel]

Either the eviscerator overheated, my offhand laspistol blew up, or my relic blade's lithium battery was exposed to water

[placid fiber]

What if someone... needed a hand with something...

I mean a barrel obviously

[hearty nebula]

that helmet does go hard tbh

I just wish it came with like some sort of cover for the lower half of the face

[frosty herald]

Judge dredd type shi

[hearty nebula]

real

iunno

I can't judge yall too hard my fashion basic asf

[frosty herald]

I would instantly get it

Cyclopean zealot

[placid fiber]

This is, unironically, why I don't use it much

[hearty nebula]

fr

[frosty herald]

just gotta get 50 assists so i can actualy wear this damn helmet

[hearty nebula]

I don't got any of the black 53rd shit yet

[frosty herald]

noob

[hearty nebula]

I just don't want to do havoc until they rework how the progression system works.

(the weekly lockout bs for overall rank)

[vague depot]

I was waiting till I was good enough to do aurics but I needed diamantine so I did it anyways

[hearty nebula]

Like I could've been done with it forever ago now but I can't be assed

[placid fiber]

I did 1 run to see how much resources I got from it

The dockets reward was w/e... the 5k plasteel was nice tho cuz I had none lol

I mean from the weekly reward(yes I know you getm ore the higher your havoc thing is)

[hearty nebula]

goobin

[drowsy steppe]

tapered at the shin sweatpants 😭

at least we got a shinguard

[lean lark]

if you're a broke boy just say so

[visual stream]

This me rn

If y'all even care

[vivid leaf]

Damn I was that yesterday morning

💀

[pliant otter]

Is this considered garbage without blaze away?

[vague depot]

Would be better if it were flak unyielding and damage dump imo

But this is ok

[misty nova]

You're giving up on free strength

But oh well

[drowsy steppe]

blaze buffs your burn dot

[acoustic dune]

lost bc of soyker

[pliant otter]

Uh nice point

I just dont want to give up that infinite flame 😢

[north sedge]

Waste of ammo

[vague depot]

Waste of ammo

Kill everything with half the mag

Burn does the rest

[pliant otter]

But fun factor

[vague depot]

If it’s fun then do whatever you want

[pliant otter]

Also, best perks?

[vague depot]

Flak unyielding

[pliant otter]

Ah got it

[vague depot]

Did you just ignore my previous messages because I didn’t have a cool color role or something

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1291682463512268821.gif

[pliant otter]

XD

Didnt notice it, genuinely

[vague depot]

Flak is helpful for those armored horde units and maulers

[pliant otter]

Aig, on my way to optimize this thing

Thanks

[vague depot]

Unyielding is literally only there because I hate bulwarks idr what other enemies have it

[acoustic dune]

unyelding my beloved

[vague depot]

But this should kill pretty much anything that isn’t taller than you

[pliant otter]

Bosses but like, dont planning on mag dumping a boss with a flamer xd

[vague depot]

It’s actually not that bad with blaze away

Still miles better to just stab them but it helps clear up the horde too if there’s any nearby

[pliant otter]

From 1 to 10 how would you rate the boss dmg on flamer dots?

[vague depot]

4

[acoustic dune]

god i love playing vet only to shoot the shit out of the boss

[pliant otter]

I see I see

[acoustic dune]

god i wish there was a better weapon then the recon lasy on vet

i wanna actually feel like a unner

[north sedge]

flamer has a lot of unyielding dmg it's just there's better options for boss kill

(assuming blaze away)

[autumn briar]

zealotbros, what is your chosen dumpstat on relic swords? I initially thought it would be Mobility, but then I have people tell me it should be Heat management instead?

[pliant otter]

And the moment you reloading and these fools start charging just shout and push everybody back, this game is something man

[drowsy steppe]

plasma, bolter, bolt pistol, vigilant autoguns, infantry autoguns

[vague depot]

Mobility

Heat management makes you lose out on about 1.2 seconds of recharge iirc

Not worth it

[acoustic dune]

consider the following

shooting foervver

[autumn briar]

alright, I'll keep those 60 Mobility ones then

[copper hawk]

Pins - but mobility

For nearly every weapon except like

One or two cases on Zeal

The dump is mobi and def

[acoustic dune]

o boii

[vague depot]

Yea if you dump mobility you lose like 2% dodge speed which is nothing

[acoustic dune]

the twink is here

[autumn briar]

oh shit I completely missed the pins, yeah

I see the good stuff is there

thanks guys!

[copper hawk]

Lmfao that's fine

[vague depot]

I still don’t agree with mk10 being better than mk2

[pliant otter]

We playing zealot, movement aint that bad even with those heavy ass swords, plus if u using the dash ability it just instalock you onto the enemy

[copper hawk]

I hate tellin ppl 2 check them cuz it's like pretentious i feel sometimes

[vague depot]

Maybe I’m just a damage fiend

[north sedge]

Check the pins

[copper hawk]

But the relicomrycon is in pins

[autumn briar]

yeah I been mostly an Ogryn main so I am trying to branch out a little. Shitty mobility has always been my bread and butter

so I am getting used to all the sudden speed lol

[copper hawk]

The wepaons that have diff dumpstats so you know in case a n00b tells u 2 dump like heat mgmnt

Weapons*

Are the Flamer (dump is damage) and the bistol/bolter (collat)

[copper hawk]

I still dump mobi on the latter two wpns though

[vague depot]

Same

[acoustic dune]

tbh i doont find relic sword neat

for some reason

[copper hawk]

Wpns that dont have mobi dump defences

[drowsy steppe]

check the pins or I will destroy your life 🙂

[acoustic dune]

i perfer the warp greatsword instead

[autumn briar]

I could swear there was a Zealot guide in works, like the Ogrynomicon, Vet's Hammer of the Emperor and Psyker's Atheneum?

[vague depot]

Yea but the person got banned for witch hunting

[copper hawk]

In the works™️

Lol yah

[vague depot]

So it’s just a bit delayed

[misty nova]

Something something Dorn

[acoustic dune]

was it dorn?

[autumn briar]

[drowsy steppe]

meanwhile you get shit like this in the pins

[vague depot]

Lmao

[copper hawk]

LMFAK

Stfu that's awesome

Killz u

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-anime-studio-trigger-thistle-gif-16992136362585981252

[acoustic dune]

this is not realistic

thats only our boy stan commiting food crime

this is stan btw

[drowsy steppe]

oh there was a lot of horny posting involved from the chatters

cica is also to blame 🙂

[pliant otter]

Whos food crimes

[copper hawk]

Of course knify posts this one

[copper hawk]

I DON'T HORNY POST

IM THE VICTIM OF IT

[drowsy steppe]

yes you do

[copper hawk]

KYAAAAA

[vague depot]

Wallahi my friend cici is a pervert

[acoustic dune]

him

[copper hawk]

I AM NOT !!!!!!!

[acoustic dune]

stan has a

[stone fern]

@hushed knoll explain yourself

[drowsy steppe]

I mean shit. this is in the pins for a reason

[acoustic dune]

''sweaty food category''

[stone fern]

yeah theyre right

[acoustic dune]

what happen of october 4th?

[drowsy steppe]

xbox release

patch 13 drop

[copper hawk]

Yah

[acoustic dune]

oh

[stone fern]

at least give people a few days to get to know the posters before the weird talks

[drowsy steppe]

aka when Darktide finally got out of the (unofficial) open beta period

[acoustic dune]

i thought that was a major zealot-chat topic major event or smth

[drowsy steppe]

oh it does saw a surge of strict moderation

[copper hawk]

If u search both of those messages

[drowsy steppe]

now were back to pre patch 13 vibes

[copper hawk]

And go back

[vague depot]

I left the darktide server in the beginning because the freaks scared me off

[copper hawk]

I wasnt even in chat !!!!

[acoustic dune]

cant have shit in freaktide

[vague depot]

Then eventually I had too many questions and rejoined

[acoustic dune]

is it only in zealot chat?

[drowsy steppe]

yea

[vague depot]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-taunt-sonic-plush-sonic-the-hedgehog-gif-10703390530940260760

[acoustic dune]

(i am not checking other chat)

[drowsy steppe]

this channel is infamous for containing the degens of the server

[solar gorge]

depends on your definition of freak

[copper hawk]

Somebody gonna match my freak

[solar gorge]

but it wasn't just this chat back in the days

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-gif-14303507339269570722

[drowsy steppe]

I know Dilara hates zealot chat

[solar gorge]

when this server was peak

[copper hawk]

When I was on shift the radio played that song

But it was Christmas remixed

[acoustic dune]

please tell me i am one of the top freak

[copper hawk]

W samples of all i want for Christmas snuck in

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-freddie-freaker-yellow-monster-gif-14025823

[drowsy steppe]

naaah

[stone fern]

shes right 🚬

[copper hawk]

Considering what Fyre says to me in chat knify

Ur like freak number 3

Or top 5

[drowsy steppe]

there was a girl zealot chatter here who once told me, in this very chat

[solar gorge]

stan is the best user in this server don't try to compete

[drowsy steppe]

'I saw you masturbating'

[copper hawk]

Oh yah over all no

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[drowsy steppe]

Im like HUH

??

[copper hawk]

Go to the message hank sent

You'll see the ones who were legit freaks

[stone fern]

stim spam?

[copper hawk]

And they're all whitenames

[acoustic dune]

who is dilara?

[copper hawk]

[drowsy steppe]

one of the moderators

[stone fern]

the sit in mod for gifs books and lore

shes the only person in books who supports my dan abnett hate so shes a real one

[acoustic dune]

pardon? could you rephrase that?

[copper hawk]

The guy who asked me if he could but my panties is still in this Discord lol

He could buy*

Zeal chat was something else back then

[stone fern]

the mod who frequents #40k-book-club #40k-lore-chat #darktide-pics-vids

[solar gorge]

a dangerous turkish nationalist

[acoustic dune]

ahh ok

[copper hawk]

YA TÜRKÏYE

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/recep-tayyip-erdoğan-erdogan-recep-tayyip-erdogan-gif-15614402

[acoustic dune]

golly

[stone fern]

anana sekim...

[copper hawk]

Anita Maxxe Ween

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-turkish-man-meme-turkey-turkey-gif-27676952

[drowsy steppe]

CEDIN DEDEN

NESLIN BABAN

[copper hawk]

I love this guy

[drowsy steppe]

HEP KAHRAMAN TURK MILETI

[copper hawk]

DOWN WITH GREEECE

[drowsy steppe]

ORDULARIN

[copper hawk]

GREECE SINK INTO OCEAN

[drowsy steppe]

CEK ZOK ZAMAN

[copper hawk]

LONG LIVE TÜRIKYE

[drowsy steppe]

VERMISHTILER DUNYAYA SAN

[copper hawk]

🐺 🐺 🇹🇷

Posted from Berlin, Germany

[acoustic dune]

i would think that psyker chat would be the weird one

[drowsy steppe]

I am more white than you

you look redacted

I have blonde hair

blonde hair I have you redacted

[acoustic dune]

but do you have blue eyes?

[copper hawk]

That vid is so fuckin funny man

[acoustic dune]

or green eyes?

[drowsy steppe]

THAT MEANS THAT

[solar gorge]

why is hagia sofia like this and not like this

[drowsy steppe]

SOMEONE FUCK YOUR MOTHER WHO IS TURKISH

BUT YOUR FATHER IS NOT HOHO

[acoustic dune]

what is blud refrencing

[copper hawk]

My brain all hours of the day

[acoustic dune]

someone dm me the vid

[modern lintel]

THIEF

[solar gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfFx5UvzSxc

[copper hawk]

Now that i think about it

[misty ravine]

If you don't have blue eyes you're not Wight

[copper hawk]

A lot of the gooners were Zoe or Josho grubs

Back in the day

Or one removed from either Grubhives

[modern lintel]

you the gooning expert all of a sudden

[solar gorge]

this chat is all coomers calling out other coomers

[copper hawk]

Unfortunately yes

[solar gorge]

get real

[acoustic dune]

god the balkan are smth else

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-nostalgia-critic-doug-walker-toilet-morph-gif-5352828431693659289

[misty ravine]

Imagine your part of the world becoming a literal synonym for "divided and warring"

[misty nova]

The Goat

[acoustic dune]

classic stan

[copper hawk]

All the messagez i get

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-peak-this-is-fucking-peak-peak-gif-9818841776131764942

[copper hawk]

Or weird pings

[acoustic dune]

what di the mod say about ogryn chat?

[copper hawk]

Only time i interacted w her

Was that one guy talking about how woke darktide was

[drowsy steppe]

so true

[copper hawk]

And we were mocking him in one of the chats

[acoustic dune]

welp imma go buy food

[copper hawk]

She joined in and dunked on him

[modern lintel]

now you have to put it on ur resume

[acoustic dune]

you kids want anythign?

[copper hawk]

Haven't seen the woke guy since

[red swift]

I remember when I first joined the discord, and Ogryn Chat was shitting on Knife Zealots and saying that Thunderhammer was better

But that was a while ago

[gleaming kelp]

Maybe he asleep now

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gif-21920724

I dunno

[north sedge]

only time i sorta interacted with dilara is when yamato tried to report me for the astarion/bear halsin gif and she was just like "well it's astarion sorry can't do anything" which was pretty funny

[acoustic dune]

got any pic?

i wanna see

[acoustic dune]

the what gif?

[drowsy steppe]

astarion just has that effect on women

I know my friend absolutely LOVES ascended astarion

shes so real for it

[misty ravine]

Reminds me of Pic Related and his bit about how when he went to Italy, people thought he was Italian—to the point that when he tried to tell them he was Indian they were shocked and could barely believe it.

[sterile stone]

The sassy gay vampire man

[north sedge]

it's just bear halsin approaching astarion as he lie naked, doesn't show anything

[red swift]

I never used Astarion and Karlach in my playthrough

[drowsy steppe]

sassy bisexual vampire man

[acoustic dune]

just dm me it