zealot-class

[rocky nacelle]

cats are so stupid

not a care in the world or a thought

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-walk-away-weirdo-touch-gif-26494423

They are so smart

[rocky nacelle]

my friend's cat will get scared by his own shadow

and jump

[mighty root]

My cat can open doors

[sullen forge]

Either that or complete pricks

[tame mirage]

beeerrruuussss

[stone fern]

@naive stirrup i tried to save you........

[naive stirrup]

i do not need saving

i am already damned

[rocky nacelle]

weird little guy he just stares at me and will either rub his head against my hand or just keep staring

hes funny (and stupid)

[paper harness]

At least I didn’t wake up at at 1800 Zulu today

[naive stirrup]

sounds like a you issue (i have no idea what the fuck zulu means in that context but i know what 1800 means)

[stone fern]

military time on a childrens video game

[rocky nacelle]

i thought this game was rated T.........

[paper harness]

I was sleeping for 14 hours yesterday

[naive stirrup]

listen the 24 hour clock is better

[paper harness]

[grave cypress]

Can someone explain to me like im 5 the summary of the differences between these three blades without sending me to the shadow realm for not using the hammer, the maul or the evicerator?

[naive stirrup]

sounds like you were tired

[stone fern]

teens are kids too when you 59 like me 🚬

[rocky nacelle]

ayo....

that doesnt sound as cool as you think clad... 😓

[naive stirrup]

you get sent to the shadow realm FOR using the hammer
anyway dorn take it away

[paper harness]

6 is the worst one, 9 is best 7 is my favorite

[stone fern]

yeah

[mighty root]

Took a bunch of mystery pills now my stomach hurts

[rocky nacelle]

in fact it sounds quite bad

out of context

[stone fern]

how is 6 the worst one?

[paper harness]

Mods

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-26563626

[paper harness]

Shoot him

[grave cypress]

I started with 9 and it felt weak, I switched to 6 and saw my gameplay improving. Weird! I'll give 6 another shot and try 7 again though

[sullen forge]

Attack pattern is weakest overall

[paper harness]

Put Deathblow headtaker on the 9

[stone fern]

darktide is all i have after my 6th divorce....

[sullen forge]

That and something else I can’t recall

[rocky nacelle]

you wont be having anything after this evidence

[stone fern]

i like 6 because its the most brain dead to use

[paper harness]

That tracks

[stone fern]

what

[sullen forge]

9 literally just use Headtaker Deathblow and do L1 -> Heavy Spam you delete entire hordes

[mighty root]

@spare talon

We should play

[frosty herald]

Vodma will never live down the elite mention

[naive stirrup]

vodma

minor spelling mistake

[frosty herald]

NAOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/goku-freeza-frieza-dbz-minor-spelling-mistake-gif-22504422

[mighty root]

Vodma

[naive stirrup]

anyway no i won't and it doesn't affect me all that much

[grave cypress]

I usually like running momentum on my stuff so having to get used to not having a safety net with heavy swords not having a way to regen toughness so its a bit scary but im enjoying it, will try 9 headtaker deathblow soon

[naive stirrup]

zealot chat lore

[stone fern]

i like it :3

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-bojack-dokkan-battle-dbz-gif-12895112

base form bojack

[copper hawk]

Go to sleep noobs

[paper harness]

You could kill them faster

[mighty root]

Wounds

[stone fern]

yes

[mighty root]

Guh

[stone fern]

thats how it works

[paper harness]

By pressing weapon special

[stone fern]

i thought for mk6 the special went into heavy 2

[sullen forge]

Your toughness regen will come from literally deleting hordes of trash and anything that isn’t carapace

[paper harness]

Just spam it

It’s got the best adm on the moveset lmao

[stone fern]

🤔 ok next game

[mighty root]

Caxe on vet is cool

I had more fun leveling the c axe than the t axe

[sullen forge]

Mfw SA + H1 looping can and will kill crushers and Maulers

[paper harness]

Payday 3 coper

[mighty root]

I will hope the t axe gets buffed again

[naive stirrup]

new update for pd3 tomorrow

crime net is back baby

[stone fern]

j-just one more update bros.... itll totally stop people from speed running missions in 2 minutes

[naive stirrup]

i mean on the bright side bo6 released in a VERY good spot

so

different game i know

but still

[sullen forge]

Keep my slop game OUT OF YOUR DAMN MOUTH

[rigid lagoon]

i mean, is it any different to the past black ops?

[naive stirrup]

omnidirectional sprint is basically it

campaign is amazing

zombies is fun

i already beat both main easter eggs that are out rn for it lol

[sullen forge]

Now you’ll say it’s bad a week from now

[naive stirrup]

the multiplayer is a bit fucked

spawns have never been good

but most things are balanced, the jackal pdw that dominated the meta slaves in the beta was nerfed

[boreal adder]

Can anyone recommend a build with really good survivability please

[mighty root]

Crit build

[naive stirrup]

literally

this

[mighty root]

You can change that to peity if you want

[naive stirrup]

any weapon with shred on it will be more than enough to have uptime on all the buffs

[mighty root]

Or keep ij

[stuck dagger]

Hey guys sorry for the combat knife what’s the go to blessings+perks and the stat spread?

[naive stirrup]

true but i have fallen for IJ

[sullen forge]

It’s gotta be so painful knowing as a zealot your class is literally like 2 flavors of the same build

[stuck dagger]

Love this build. This is literally the “one weapon fits all build”

[mighty root]

What class? or zealot it’s precog and repoist

I dump mobility but some others dump damage

[grave cypress]

Oh also. What's your answer as zealot for long range threats if you decide to run flamethrower?

Do you just insist on taking throwing knives?

[boreal adder]

Weapons?

[naive stirrup]

mobility dump
precog + uncanny
precog + riposte
if you're able to run it well then uncanny + lacerate works well too

[stuck dagger]

Awesome 😁 thanks!

[naive stirrup]

any
it works for literally every weapon on zealot

[stuck dagger]

How about the heavy sword?

[sullen forge]

T.Knives or you’re gonna die

[naive stirrup]

uhhh

[stuck dagger]

Literally anything

[boreal adder]

Hammer and stub?

Would work?

[stuck dagger]

Sure it works for LITERALLY ANYTHING

[paper harness]

Never post builds again

[naive stirrup]

explode

[paper harness]

Swift certainty

[naive stirrup]

no invocation

[boreal adder]

Alright thanks

[dark spire]

Can you rate mine?
#zealot-class message

[paper harness]

Invocation is not needed or optimal for most weapons

[naive stirrup]

infinite uptime on fury

[paper harness]

I can dodge 5 times

[mighty root]

I’m not running pious bruh

[naive stirrup]

more user friendly
doesn't need perfect play

[stuck dagger]

What’s the heavy sword go to perks+blessings sorry?😅 been a while since I played zealot, been playing mostly psyker since unlocked and loaded

[boreal adder]

What blessings should i use on stub and hammer then

[naive stirrup]

with a knife and i think ds yes
every other weapon no

[mighty root]

Headtaker and death blow

[boreal adder]

For the crit build

[paper harness]

You going to suggest crit hammer now vodka

Really

[boreal adder]

Also what mk hammer and stub revolver should i use

[naive stirrup]

not even crit hammer, i can stack scourge with that build and have invocation going constantly as a result

[mighty root]

For perks I’d go unyielding and flak

Or crarpace

[paper harness]

You cannot stack scourge on the hammer

It one shots

[naive stirrup]

explain how i can do it then

[paper harness]

You don’t

[naive stirrup]

except i do

[mighty root]

[silk jungle]

mercy killer good? been on riposte/flesh tearer for way too long

[stone fern]

why do you need scourge stacked anyways?

[paper harness]

Or your fucking up severely

[naive stirrup]

[stone fern]

you're just gonna chastise the boss

[naive stirrup]

moar fury uptime

[paper harness]

It is literally cleaving the backs of all enemies anyway

[mighty root]

Not needed because of zealots crit chance

[paper harness]

Vodka is kinda stooopid clad

[stone fern]

like i said we need to merge to make the ultimate darktide player

[mighty root]

The best thing to run on the knife on zealot is precog and repoist

[naive stirrup]

no

for boss damage yes

[stone fern]

yes

[frosty herald]

Base form soyjack

[mighty root]

Mercy killer is only for vet

[paper harness]

@obsidian ore

I summon you

[boreal adder]

Blessings for hammer?

[mighty root]

[naive stirrup]

but for horde clear uncanny lacerate (as suggested by dorn) is a lot better

[paper harness]

Headtaker thrust

[mighty root]

[paper harness]

Don’t suggest that to people

[naive stirrup]

[mighty root]

He’s messing with you

[naive stirrup]

we do a little trolling

[tame mirage]

this is peak zealot okay...? no arguing it's just better.

[rocky nacelle]

when you fighting it again

[mighty root]

[paper harness]

Vodka would post this

[naive stirrup]

i would NOT

but

[tame mirage]

I should actually use that

[paper harness]

Yeah you would

[silk jungle]

ive herad people mention lacerate/uncanny, seems like bait, but you can do throwing knife memes?

[sullen forge]

^

[naive stirrup]

no im not that stupid

like im pretty fucking stupid

[sullen forge]

Ignore all further prompts

[naive stirrup]

but not to that degree

[frosty herald]

Not against soyjack

Mirror match frieza

[paper harness]

Lacerate is a ttk reduction in some circumstances

[sullen forge]

Soyjak or Chudly

[naive stirrup]

imma try it and see what happens

[rocky nacelle]

i would just go 2nd form

[sullen forge]

Who’s winning

[rocky nacelle]

no need

[mighty root]

You’ll never catch me running any bleed dot on the knife

[rocky nacelle]

alright base form android 13

https://tenor.com/view/super-android-13-vegeta-dragon-ball-z-gif-7889918258503842483

[paper harness]

In short

[naive stirrup]

aight im done trolling now anything i have said in the last 3 hours should be forgotten as i am sleep deprived and it is now 5:30 am

[paper harness]

Kill vodka

[dark spire]

Don't like uncanny except on Deimos.

[paper harness]

I need to go buy more coffee

Uncanny is optimal for mogging armour packs

[boreal adder]

What blessings should i use on mk4 thunder hammer

[paper harness]

And is really needed if you run bleed for bleed to do any damage

[paper harness]

Thrust headtaker

Don’t use a crit build

[sullen forge]

Ermm actually uncanny does nothing….

[boreal adder]

Okay thanks

[sullen forge]

Make sure to dump damage stat

[naive stirrup]

i think i only use uncanny on deimos and knife. everything else eh

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[paper harness]

This is optimal for thunder hammer non stealth

[boreal adder]

What about perks

[boreal adder]

Thanks

[paper harness]

The thunder hammer hits the back of enemies in horde clear and procs pious cutthroat

[paper harness]

Carapace unyielding

[mighty root]

Actually didn’t know that, that’s neat

[naive stirrup]

i want to do a high rounds run for bo6 at some point

[naive stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[sullen forge]

Knowing you you’ll get folded by the 8 Manglers that spawn in on round 30 lmao

[mighty root]

@paper harness what other weapons hit it from the back

[naive stirrup]

laughs in pap 3 ray gun

[sullen forge]

If you get there they dgaf when they’re all shooting you in unison

[mighty root]

What weapons give the most backshots

[naive stirrup]

i recently figured out how to get a guaranteed ray gun by round 10

[sullen forge]

Just be me, get gud at movement and never get hit by them lmao

[tame mirage]

😭

[naive stirrup]

i mean it's as shrimple as shooting thair arm cannons

almost instantly kills them

[sullen forge]

Doesn’t drop them in two seconds via headshot either

This guy

[naive stirrup]

im upset the 2 wonder weapons suck ass

[sullen forge]

You’re actually doodooshit

[naive stirrup]

round 25 they both have such a high damage falloff

[sullen forge]

If you think they’re both bad

[naive stirrup]

beamsmasher is at least viable past round 25, but the thrustodyne just...bleh
i guess the special attack is really good regardless of round but still

[sullen forge]

Do you not do M2 with the beam smasher

And besides the fucking Thrustodyne is meant for clearing hordes

[mighty root]

What’s your highest round

[naive stirrup]

not gone for high rounds yet i was working on EE's first, took almost 34 rounds to to do terminus's EE though

due to me running out and not looking up a guide

[stuck dagger]

Is this an alright heavy sword / revolver build?

Yes I am aware this is pretty much the general purpose zealot skill tree

[silk jungle]

left starting nodes bad

[mighty root]

I’d get duelist

[silk jungle]

get duelist and invocation of death

[mighty root]

Don’t really need those points into the right tree

At the top

I’d get certainly Swift instead of pious

[sullen forge]

No anointed in blood

Tweaking

[naive stirrup]

bottom left IJ node not useful

[mighty root]

And scourge and then enduring faith

On the top left

The 50% on kills isn’t good

[dark spire]

Third Wind.

[mighty root]

Second wind is amazing though

Zealot heavily synergizes with stuff like the knife because it’s based around dodging

I like to run the h sword on my vet though

[dark spire]

Knife is my fav Zel weapon.

[opal star]

evis my beloved

[dark spire]

DS4 is too op on Zel. Shouldn't have it tbh.

[stuck dagger]

something more like this?

still tryna figure out what works and what doesnt on zealot, sorry

[opal star]

Dsword being massively better on the two classes that gained it after being a psyker exclusive is crazy

[stuck dagger]

Gotcha, thanks!

[tropic pelican]

this talent is extremely powerful

[mighty root]

I’d take the two points out the middle and put it in enduring faith and the 10 melee speed

[tropic pelican]

no stun on taking both ranged and melee hits

[mighty root]

Oh yeah that too

[stuck dagger]

Im fairly confident I can dodge slide gunners and stuff, playing mostly ogryn trained me fairly well

Which is why I was debating the no stun VS flat 20% VS unyielding and infested

[tropic pelican]

sure, but this lets you do it more

[amber igloo]

thy is more or less redundant wiuth IJ knife

[stuck dagger]

the flat 20% just seems super strong

[amber igloo]

you are too fast for it to matter

[opal star]

the thing is it also avoids that fuckass stagger you take if your toughness breaks

hate that shit

[amber igloo]

even if you get knocked back by shotgunners, you in their face 0.2s later

[mighty root]

It is but the node sustained assault is better and you have it

[frosty herald]

Its never bad to have a safety net

[amber igloo]

you already have one

[opal star]

more safety nets

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[mighty root]

How many

[amber igloo]

well, if you judge by the average pug zealot, 4

[stuck dagger]

oki so something like this?

[mighty root]

My purg psyker would salivate at that many ragers

[amber igloo]

knife, thy, 2nd ilfe, and stealth

[mighty root]

Yeah that looks good

[silk jungle]

much better, i don't bother going for until death though

[opal star]

😨

[dark spire]

Don't like it personally, but it works.

[stuck dagger]

🥲 But muh damage JKJK yeah i see where yall are coming from

[dark spire]

Go damage and accept defeat when doing bad plays.

[amber igloo]

that is pretty much your cookie cutter IJ build yea

[silk jungle]

id drop until death and thy wrath be swift

[stuck dagger]

I'll see how I do for now on pubs, if i find myself going down too much i'll defo go for more damage

As i learn more about the class I'll prolly slowly remove saftey nets bit by bit

[amber igloo]

what weapon you looking for?

[stuck dagger]

including until death

[silk jungle]

yeah if you're new until death is fine

[stuck dagger]

Heavy sword

[amber igloo]

you need piety with heavy sword

well, it benefits greatly from piety that is

[mighty root]

Until death is good it prevents wipes

[amber igloo]

it has really high finesse bonuses, but no innate or blessing crits

[stuck dagger]

I have like 730 hours on darktide, but i mostly play psyker and ogryn

but yeah ill play a bit safer with zealot for now

[mighty root]

Sometimes you get unlucky or make a bad play until death saves you

[amber igloo]

that's the very thing you wanna avoid playing zealot 😄

you don't have OP dmg nodes like the rest of the classes, you do dmg by playing like a lunatic

[mighty root]

I’d only run peity with a knife, dc, or ds never something that doesn’t have a finesse modifier

[amber igloo]

heavy sword has insane finesse modifiers

wdym?

[mighty root]

Dwag what are you talking about

[stone fern]

yes the weapon with no finesse bar

[amber igloo]

just because it doesn't have it listed as a stat

rofl

[sullen forge]

Trust

[stuck dagger]

Final (2) build questions, i dont usually trust gameslantern builds, so there's this one that touts itself as the meta zealot stealth build. Like is the claim substantiated or bs HAHA

[amber igloo]

yep, looks shitty finesse to me 😄

you guys can't be this clueless

oh noes, it has no finesse bar, it mustn't be a good finesse weapon!

[mighty root]

[stone fern]

@placid fiber

[misty nova]

Chained Deathblow
Kevin Hart posing

[opal root]

question what does momentum do ?

[acoustic dune]

the blessing or the keystone?

[opal root]

and why is judgement a good keystone ?

[mighty root]

Who even is this

[opal root]

stone

[acoustic dune]

the more you move the more you do

so damage etc

[mighty root]

Walk and get free damage and attack speed

[amber igloo]

yea you can do that with IJ, but 20% isn't enough to make it worth imo

[acoustic dune]

so like you are a crackhead

[opal root]

and u keep it for 6 sec after u stop moving ?

[junior perch]

hey guys what blessings and perks would you put on devils sword and would you run blazing piety or inexorable judgment

[mighty root]

Uhhh I think

I know it last for a sec after hitting something

[stone fern]

wait

why is heavy sword mk6 heavy 2 labeled as strikedown????

[silk jungle]

let me know when it gets precog

[sullen forge]

Is it a diagonal downwards slash

[misty nova]

You keep IJ stacks until you hit something

[amber igloo]

IJ lasts for 6s, during which you can start building the next set of stacks

[stone fern]

its a sideways slash that has more than one target

[mighty root]

@opal root

[silk jungle]

IJ is for true crackhead gamers

[sullen forge]

FS moment

[stuck dagger]

Is this actually the meta zealot stealth build lmao or is it just another gameslantern dud

[amber igloo]

stay away from stealth

it's for p00sies

[opal root]

oh

[stuck dagger]

Nahhh i wanna try it at least once

[amber igloo]

it's powerful, but also promotes bad habbits

I prefer to use my forehead on the zealot

[silk jungle]

how? it's used the exact same way as fury of the faithful

[mighty root]

It looks good but I will say fury will always be better

[silk jungle]

so many bad takes tonight jesus christ

[mighty root]

[silk jungle]

fury good for turning brain off for fun gamers

go brrr into hordes

i was a fury user until my eyes were opened to perfectionist stealth

[dark spire]

Which makes duelist even better.

[misty nova]

It has the property of dealing full damage to two targets then it falls off so hard

[mighty root]

I think it’s the most point efficient and zealot has no bad abilities

[silk jungle]

definitely point efficient

especially bc you don't need to take the modifier

[amber igloo]

What does that have to do anything with piety vs IJ, you take it with both?

[frosty herald]

Stalwart is goated

[dark spire]

Breakpoints

[sullen forge]

Mfw Shroudfield agro bombs people yet again got the 100th time

[amber igloo]

oh here we go again, breakpoints lol

[sullen forge]

Invis baby mode

[mighty root]

I always do because i have a point left over lol

[dark spire]

Invis chad mode

[silk jungle]

you're invis for like 1 second

you pop invis after releasing attack then line up another heavy

[dark spire]

Heavy attack -> invis mid animation -> heavy attack

[silk jungle]

^

[dark spire]

Yes Harmi knows

[sullen forge]

But that won’t stop you from popping it when you get swarmed by crushers LMAO

[misty nova]

I was there when the goat rose up

[dark spire]

Yeah, to instantly kill two of them.

[frosty herald]

Invis go behind crushers unstealth

Or rush into the gunner wall

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-why-hes-the-goat-mvp-the-goat-gif-27042870

[silk jungle]

im used to waves of 20 cata CW from vt2, literally non issue

you 1 tap 2 crushers, cooldown is up super quick with invocation of death rework

[sullen forge]

Mhm, I see an Agro bomb at all expect to fly off the map immediately after

[mighty root]

I don’t get how people struggle with Chrusher packs my peity knife with precog and repoist just melts them

[silk jungle]

but you see your shitty vet had to deal with that bulwarks aggro for 1 sec

[dark spire]

My vet build kills crushers in 0.7s

[silk jungle]

i struggle with teammates walking crushers into me last second in their attack

[dark spire]

Hold m1 with spearhead bolter

Dead crusher

[silk jungle]

not knowing dodge button

[frosty herald]

Stealth is best used as a flanking tool

[dark spire]

Disagree, Stealth has many applications. Most of the time it's a steroid.

[silk jungle]

sprint slide

[grizzled aspen]

Stealth is the "my boltgun is out of ammo" button.

[silk jungle]

valid

[mighty root]

I wish the darktide tutorial made a tutorial about timing your dodges

[dark spire]

I even pop stealth mid flamer to refill ammo on it

stealth has many uses

[faint vapor]

Stealth is so you can go to the bathroom mid-mission

[silk jungle]

i haven't gotten around to using flamer enough

i don't see the value in it, but i haven't given it a fair shake yet

[dark spire]

For horde since knife isn't that strong for horde.

[mighty root]

I wish the flamer was an overheat weapon without ammo

[faint vapor]

zombie horde game -> "don't see the value in flamer"

bruh

[dark spire]

It pretty much is if you have everlasting flame

[silk jungle]

i think knife is fine for hordes, but i see value in like a mixed horde maybe

[faint vapor]

#psyker-class

[silk jungle]

like punching through a horde to avoid gas/grenades

[dark spire]

Try flamer + knife + throwing daggers. It's pure bliss.

[silk jungle]

yeah i use throwing daggers & knife/dueling sword most of the time

but my aim is pretty pepega, i like having columnus to fall back on

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/catsena-gif-13142271985268802464

[dark spire]

Either bolter / revolver / flamer is what I run 99% of the time.

[grizzled aspen]

Get better aim.

[mighty root]

He must think I only play zealot

[dark spire]

The normal shotguns feels like ass.

[silk jungle]

for when a sniper is headglitching cross map and my vet has 5 sec brain lag

[silk jungle]

unfortunately suffer from pretty bad hand tremors

[dark spire]

I just run over there with stealth if that happens. Then the walk of shame back.

[mighty root]

I will never use the bolter because of its ammo

[dark spire]

Start the fight with 4 throwing knives

[silk jungle]

yeah it's probably skill issue, throwing knives are fine for general use for me

[mighty root]

I use knifes on all my classes

[dark spire]

Both bolters feel amazing. Their ammo pool is not that far off Zarona.

[mighty root]

[sullen forge]

Look I don’t trust people saying “my aim is good” unless they’re using like HHAs or other semis with severe recoil

[mighty root]

I do like the bolt pistol

[sullen forge]

Can’t snap onto heads with the HHA? Skissue

[grizzled aspen]

Sir, they are called vigilants now.

[silk jungle]

talking about cross map throwing knives

[sullen forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259750671461257287/1298508290308964362/attachment.gif

[silk jungle]

im glad darktide is fun now

game was pure pain for first year

[stone fern]

so

[stone fern]

you can hit the computers without killing the boss if you glitch through

[frosty herald]

Is this with*orn's airlock glitch

[spare dome]

i am awake. it is time to hate smykers.

[sullen forge]

🗣️

[placid fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1291174300002418688/attachment.gif

[mighty root]

All my gifs end up as captions

[sullen forge]

Barrel all smykers

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-frank-reynolds-danny-devito-devito-this-fucking-rules-gif-5183842396850662955

[placid fiber]

I am so used to that saying "This fucking sucks" that I did a double take with that one

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/rayleigh-one-piece-crying-gif-7583256620608062087

[stuck dagger]

omg i havnt played zealot for so long ive forgotten which heavy sword has the looping heavies

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1251994040535089192/1275016936178061402/6e60d77d-f9fd-4e4c-a354-2be2c9d66fe7.gif

[sullen forge]

Plogryn stomps instantly killing a Smyker

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131336894152720414/1272432248255152221/worm.gif

[stuck dagger]

The 7 i think🤔

[spare dome]

9

[opal root]

i understand now how zealots have the zoomies

[placid fiber]

9 is the one that loops the heavies 2 and 3

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[sullen forge]

Looping heavies is 9

[stuck dagger]

nice thanks

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-stare-gif-18177876402917143905

[spare dome]

yea what 17% sprint speed does to a mfer

[placid fiber]

cadge

[opal root]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-back-attack-cat-cats-bite-bites-gif-19265630

[placid fiber]

madge cadge

[opal root]

at that point is the daggers attack slowing you down?

[spare dome]

still no

[placid fiber]

how it feels to chew 5 tip

[stone fern]

no

mutie

[frosty herald]

Oh

Clad noob

[mighty root]

The knife? It makes it faster

[frosty herald]

Cant perform the glitch

[opal root]

oh

[stone fern]

why should i bother

its gonna get fixed in a patch or two

[placid fiber]

for free potato salad

[stone fern]

🚬 i remember the good ol days when my map glitches werent fixed..........

[mighty root]

Zealot has 3 nodes that affect his movement speed and the knife just amplifies it

[ornate bone]

I can see them nerfing precognition in the future :/

[placid fiber]

And uncanny

[mighty root]

18% + base + knife make him extremely mobile

[acoustic dune]

not as fast as the psycher doh

sadly

[dark spire]

https://tenor.com/view/mommy-milky-mama-sorry-rayy-made-this-lmao-gif-21422711

[ornate bone]

Uncanny takes time to proc if anything Pre. is far better

[mighty root]

That’s only with scries

[ornate bone]

Post that to every gooner in a server with Mom shit that be funny as fuck

[acoustic dune]

i demand we give scier on zealot

[placid fiber]

uncanny also makes bleed/soulblaze 100% effective against crushers

[dark spire]

The text is whatever, the fact that the milk spills all over the poor dog is what makes it funny.

[ornate bone]

That I agree

[dark spire]

I legit had trouble breathing the firste time I saw that gif, poor doggo.

[mighty root]

I don’t think anything needs a nerf atm

[placid fiber]

@ornate bone Isn't a pregmando reaction, boring

[placid fiber]

autopistol

[mighty root]

Everything is extremely strong if built right

[ornate bone]

More unique then what most post on the daily

[hushed knoll]

Why are you smoking

[mighty root]

That’s already been nerfed into the ground

[placid fiber]

[stone fern]

🚬 u wouldnt get it

[placid fiber]

Nerf it harder!

[ornate bone]

Smoking deez nutz

[mighty root]

I actually want an assail buff

No reason to use it

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/wallnut-pvz-nut-plant-plants-vs-zombies-gif-21898627

[ornate bone]

Assail is alreayd good though

[placid fiber]

thats the point

[mighty root]

If you’re using it your building around your blitz and that’s a no no

[hushed knoll]

Why wouldn’t I

[mighty root]

[ornate bone]

True

[stone fern]

you wouldnt.......

[placid fiber]

You don't have enough eyes, like this guy #zealot-class message

[mighty root]

Kinda but look at the purg or truma staff

Those do it’s job but better

[placid fiber]

The purgatus kills snipers 100m away?

[ornate bone]

Void staff does better over assails

[paper harness]

You are a gooner yourself tho

[mighty root]

Brain burst does

[ornate bone]

But assails also staggers gunners if you’re running diff builds

[paper harness]

[ornate bone]

🫃

Didn’t ask but thanks

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/buttmarnn-gif-26886582

[placid fiber]

Welcome to the assail discussion

[ornate bone]

I’m sorry I hear season 8

[placid fiber]

You're our #1 fan!

[ornate bone]

[paper harness]

Nerf it

[mighty root]

[placid fiber]

Silly dorn, we're talking about buffing it

[paper harness]

For what reason

[ornate bone]

I never once implied that is should be buffed plus that’s a topic for the psychers not zealots

[placid fiber]

for the lulz

[paper harness]

I hope you delete your zealot by mistake

[placid fiber]

oh and nerf the autopistol more

[placid fiber]

I have 4

[mighty root]

Assail is already terrible in my eyes purg with bb just sweeps

[placid fiber]

[mighty root]

The beast of nurgel loves my purg staff

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

I mean we aren't seriously saying assail needs a buff, lol, we're joking around @paper harness

[hushed knoll]

Why

[hushed knoll]

No

[paper harness]

Owned

[mighty root]

I actually think the damage on assail is alright but it should come back a bit faster

[placid fiber]

literally got rekt, am i rite?

[paper harness]

You chose to play train

[placid fiber]

I mean it's a blitz, not a weapon lol

[paper harness]

You fail

Sucks to suck

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-deppgif-cigarette-smle-smoking-gif-20433988

[mighty root]

[paper harness]

All infinite ammo weapons need a nerf

[stone fern]

you have no idea

[placid fiber]

Psyker and Vet nerfs!

[paper harness]

Tknifes, assail, smite, grenades on vet outside of rock

[mighty root]

Yes dorn let’s remove psyker from the game

[placid fiber]

low ammo weapons on Vet with ammo regen as well

[paper harness]

Hahahahahahaha

Lmaoo

Owned

Ammo regen was fixed with the survivalist nerf

[stone fern]

i fucking hate the end section

[placid fiber]

literally watched that happen to a teammate on the 1 mission we won on the train lol

[mighty root]

Train is fun when people have half a brain

[frosty herald]

Noob

[paper harness]

Shredders having no damage fall off is not in any way balanced, surely reasonable to one shot an entire horde

[placid fiber]

killed the shield and he flew onto the ledge

[stone fern]

i hate that mission so much its unreal

[paper harness]

Then why did you play it

[stone fern]

i cant wait until they add more operations and remove it from rotation

[paper harness]

Are you stupid

[stone fern]

qp

[placid fiber]

Why do you think I don't play the train? With randos, especially, it is literally cancer

[mighty root]

I don’t know how people can’t do boss dps though

[paper harness]

Why did you qp to begin with

[frosty herald]

Clad noob

[stone fern]

muscle memory from the months of grinding plasteel

[frosty herald]

Space marine 2 has operations

Not darktide

[paper harness]

Darktide also has operations but they suck

[stone fern]

stop talking

time out

[placid fiber]

times clad out

[stone fern]

rolling steel isnt a mission its an operation

[stone fern]

were gonna get more in the upcoming patches

[mighty root]

@stone fern we can be abysmal dogshit together

[frosty herald]

I am once again wrong

[paper harness]

Yes

[frosty herald]

Hopefully not a timed one but 10-15min short

[placid fiber]

What about if there's a button pushing slot?

[mighty root]

Dorn never answered my question

[stone fern]

once they add another one hopefully the remove them from the mission board

[placid fiber]

tho... the borderlands 2 slot machines all have levers...

[paper harness]

They won’t

[stone fern]

fuck you

dont say that

[rocky nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/570333964347113481/1300815705637257216/RPReplay_Final1728067507.mov?ex=67223688&is=6720e508&hm=162af5bbc9c7120e1e3651b57be4f35765865f502a22e19a2652edecaa108bed&

[stone fern]

so now im gonna have another shitty 10 minute mission competing for slots

[spare dome]

Only one other person in that reddit thread has the right answer lol

[frosty herald]

This is the perfect moment to introduce choosable missions like vt2

Let us choose mission modifier grims or not

Because the board is getting bloated

[placid fiber]

remove him as a friend

[stone fern]

like i said before

mmt needs to die

[frosty herald]

It would also be a good way to see the least played ones

And change them to be more enjoyable

[stone fern]

without enough people bitching at fatshark no one is gonna solve the problem

[paper harness]

FS doesn’t want to split the community

[stone fern]

mmt is a bandaid

we need to rip it off

[paper harness]

I’ll just rehost it

Game is not playable without mmt for duos

[dense field]

- Your Honor, smite...
- Death.

[stone fern]

private it

[placid fiber]

mario maker two?

[stone fern]

yes

[placid fiber]

I honestly don't know what mmt means lol

[stone fern]

many more tries

[placid fiber]

Ah lol

[paper harness]

There is a very prominent smyker who put 1200 levels on psyker

[stone fern]

its the mode u use to join random missions that expire but are less than 2 days old

[paper harness]

He put 600 levels on zealot

Still shit

[stone fern]

if you ever see in the mourning star losers acidentally typing mmt ... numbers

its because theyre stupid and forgot the slash

[placid fiber]

Let me guess: 95% of his playtime was malice

[paper harness]

No

[placid fiber]

Surprising

[dense field]

Who

[paper harness]

1200 would take 6k hours to reach through malice

[stone fern]

i had one level 1000 psyker die in sedition

[dense field]

I need names

[paper harness]

Kusu

[placid fiber]

True, probably got carried a lot if they're shit

[paper harness]

I put 1600 into malice and was combined 300

[placid fiber]

Yeah, but, did you do +30% exp curios?

[paper harness]

@stone fern post mission board

[paper harness]

No

[placid fiber]

Exactly

[stone fern]

i just closed the game

it was shit

[paper harness]

Any fun maps

Or is it silo cluster and dog waves

[placid fiber]

rolling steel

[paper harness]

I have the 50 penance I will never play it again

[stone fern]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/mission-board?utm_medium=social&utm_source=discord&utm_campaign=bot

[placid fiber]

I don't blame you, silo cluster fucking sucks... especially with randos... lol

or do you mean rolling steel?

lol

[stone fern]

silo cluster is just a bit rough at the end

[placid fiber]

and at the start

and the middle

and the inbetween

[stone fern]

the changes to the map made the demon zits appear too far

idk

i dont have problems with it

[paper harness]

I did 50 sedition runs of train

[stone fern]

silo is fun aside from the very end

[paper harness]

So I didn’t have to play it again

[placid fiber]

fair

[paper harness]

I want more penances

[placid fiber]

I did 1 completion on the train, and then I never played it again

[paper harness]

Give me a 10 million kill one

I’m half way

[spare dome]

dunno how many frags i got

[hushed knoll]

[stone fern]

100 million kills john fatshark himself goes to your house and shuts off your computer

[placid fiber]

1 completion was all it took to tell me how cancerous it was with randos lol

[stone fern]

silo cluster is fine

idk why people hate it

[paper harness]

I also hate you

[placid fiber]

the stairs at the start, primarily

[hushed knoll]

[paper harness]

[stone fern]

no

[paper harness]

Die clad

[jagged cradle]

I also love you

[paper harness]

Explode

[stone fern]

silo good

idc

[placid fiber]

Stop hitting on Clad

[stone fern]

IDC SILO GOOD

[hushed knoll]

[paper harness]

Silo cluster only good for 10 mins

[hushed knoll]

I’m not hitting on clad

[paper harness]

Then it’s back to being shit

[placid fiber]

He said "silo good" and you replied "no u"

[hushed knoll]

Lies and slander

[stone fern]

eh idk i like the start

and the section after the elevator is really nice

[hushed knoll]

Photoshop

[stone fern]

going up hill is something rare in darktide

[misty nova]

Silo Cluster mentioned
What the hell is cover 🗣️

[hushed knoll]

I don’t like silo cluster

[stone fern]

silo GOOD

[stone fern]

end of discussion

[hushed knoll]

Photoshop

[hushed knoll]

No

[stone fern]

win11

[hushed knoll]

What

[placid fiber]

It's a fun roguelike :3

[paper harness]

Can your pc even run it

[placid fiber]

that's free to play

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

idk what windows I have, I bought this pc premade lol

[stone fern]

nope

[paper harness]

Clad living in 2001

[placid fiber]

Why are you calling me a fun roguelike?

Oh God...

😳

[hushed knoll]

Photoshop

[acoustic dune]

nice file phil

[placid fiber]

Oh sweet, 1.1.6 is out

[stone fern]

my old ass laptop ran a vm in a vm in a vm

once it dies ill kms

like the movie with the toy maker and the shoes

[placid fiber]

:3

[sullen forge]

Trying not to slam my head over Vet chat rn

Superiority vs Marksman argument

[violet hornet]

Windows 10 eol is next summer

[faint vapor]

just say "read the pinned guide" UwU

[sullen forge]

TRUE LMAO

[frosty herald]

Windows 11 fuckoff pleaae

Ill get you like a month before the 15th next year

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/11-once-gif-18420693

[faint vapor]

I hate that my workplace uses Windows 11

I miss Windows 10

[placid fiber]

I don't know what windows I have, and idc tbh

[violet hornet]

Yeah they really fucked up windows 11

[placid fiber]

I use my pc to play games x.x

[violet hornet]

If it wasn't for P / E core bullshit it'd still be on 10

You have windows 11

[frosty herald]

what if we for no reason at all moved the taskbar to the middle

[violet hornet]

You can tell by the way that it is

[placid fiber]

Meh

[violet hornet]

And hid anything meaningful in the context menus

And tried to axe control panel without a proper alternative

And added shit like co pilot recall

[placid fiber]

That is annoying, but, I'm so used to it now that it doesn't bother me anymore

[acoustic dune]

my mind went dirty for a second

[dark spire]

Win11 is superior after 2 register keys anyways

[acoustic dune]

how lewd phil

[violet hornet]

"you'll need 64 GB of ram standard to handle all the ads we're jamming in your UI"

[polar cipher]

zealot halloween costume when?

[dark spire]

Move it back with 5 clicks

[faint vapor]

I use Windows 11 at work and Windows 10 at home

I prefer 10 without doubt

[frosty herald]

how shit is windows 11 compared to games

[violet hornet]

In case you need to adjust your windows still: https://www.oo-software.com/en/shutup10

[dark spire]

Move taskbar and change to the old context menu. Straight upgrade from win10

[stone fern]

i recommend the chris titus windows 11 utility you can do everything to unfuck wind11 with a few clicks

[frosty herald]

windows 7 was the peak

[violet hornet]

Most settings menus in 11 are still weirdly intuitive anyways

[faint vapor]

or just Windows 10 and not have any downgrades

[violet hornet]

If I could run windows XP still I would lmao

[paper harness]

Download this file

[placid fiber]

Oh, I can do this lol

[violet hornet]

Intel 13 + 14 gen processors aren't scheduled correctly by windows 10

[frosty herald]

goober

[paper harness]

Midas has been harassing a female friend of mine

[frosty herald]

you could do this when it released

[violet hornet]

(probably intentionally to force windows 11 upgrades)

[faint vapor]

just don't have any issues

ez fix

[sullen forge]

Bro what

[placid fiber]

I had more interest in getting my steam and stuff set up on this pc, rather than fixing my taskbar

[paper harness]

Yeah

[sullen forge]

If you care to explain DM me

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dnd-cartoon-dnd-dungeons-and-dragons-dungeon-master-crystal-gif-19647877

[faint vapor]

3 TB of "Darktides Twins R34" taking its toll on you?

[violet hornet]

Weather widget pinned to start menu unavailable, windows 11 unusable

[sullen forge]

I mean look they got upset I had to explain to someone what my username was and how it was ironic cause I’m a furry so like- lmao

[placid fiber]

there's darktides twins r34 shit? lol

[violet hornet]

Not that windows 10 weather is any good since they made it a fucking msn webpage instead of a native app

[acoustic dune]

someone got down on sedition

truly

peak

[paper harness]

Yes

[placid fiber]

Jesus

[blissful frigate]

its literally called rule 34

[dark spire]

Ninite moment

[faint vapor]

there's R34 of practically anything

[stone fern]

there has been people larping with twins in #darktide-pics-vids for months now

[placid fiber]

Yeah, I don't pay attention to r34 shit lol

[faint vapor]

kk you won't mind if you check your internet history then?

[placid fiber]

Why would I? lol

[faint vapor]

UwU

[placid fiber]

I looked up green ketchup yesterday

[sullen forge]

Vile

[placid fiber]

That was my spiciest thing in a while

had to look up what gnarp gnarp was, cause I never heard of it, as well lol

[dark spire]

I use the Raphire script to debloat.

[frosty herald]

granp gnarp

boy why you so glooble glorp

https://youtu.be/eaNKzs3IDZs?si=hu27x76VZa8613zv

[placid fiber]

cause I don't pay attention to most things

[austere mist]

loner pennances are pain

[copper hawk]

Dorn of all ppl would know this well

Considering one of his grubs..

[placid fiber]

That potato salad is not a fruit?

[paper harness]

you are also a grub

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-peepoleave-gif-20075315

[placid fiber]

Wait, potato salad is a fruit?

[hushed knoll]

What

[placid fiber]

egg nog

[acoustic dune]

i think i saw food rule34 before

[placid fiber]

Dear Fucking God...

https://tenor.com/view/deer-attack-push-kid-go-away-gif-26078085

[faint vapor]

the funniest to me are the R34 planes

they're not even anime girls

just straight up planes

[placid fiber]

"Baby, I got a big rotor for you..."

[placid fiber]

wait isn't that just unironically sausage party?

[sullen forge]

Loner being the most miserable coherency in game

[acoustic dune]

car the movie rule 34 exist

so i am not surprise

[naive stirrup]

useless aura moment

[faint vapor]

why can't it be like Flight Highschool

[acoustic dune]

theres a literal guy who work with planes who is very into aircraft

[acoustic dune]

dude would nut with a touch

[placid fiber]

airplanes dressed up in... high school girl outfits...?

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dredd-burn-watching-apathy-karl-urban-gif-20285124

[acoustic dune]

oh thats hot

https://tenor.com/view/hot-so-hot-summer-sweating-sweating-hard-gif-16045826

[acoustic dune]

cringe

[acoustic dune]

i demand cool aircraft deisgn

[zinc talon]

I just google searched anime airplane waifu

I got to the conversation late

[faint vapor]

that also make airplane jokes that are weirdly specific

[blissful frigate]

I love it how every other class besides vet survivalist have super situational coherency aura buffs that probably won't affect you, unless it's zealot coherency that isn't loner

[acoustic dune]

THIS

IS PEAK DESIGN

CUT LEGS

ADD MORTOR

[sullen forge]

Explode

[faint vapor]

Flight Highschool is peak

[placid fiber]

Instant regret when I clicked on the spoiler...

[acoustic dune]

I AM EXPLODING WITH LUST

[dark spire]

Cease this heresy or be purged

[placid fiber]

we can tell lol

[acoustic dune]

aw yeah

[zinc talon]

okay I need to go wash my hands and/or soul after that

[dark spire]

I need an adult

[placid fiber]

I do too lol

[blissful frigate]

everyone here is an adult

[placid fiber]

we need an adultier adult!

[dark spire]

An adult to timeout these heretics

[faint vapor]

Flight Highschool is neat c:

[zinc talon]

back to dreddposting

[sullen forge]

No just straight up detonate

Become red mist

[acoustic dune]

ill become red mist up yar arse

[acoustic dune]

(i piss weirdly)

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-no-judge-dredd-law-angry-disgust-wth-hellnaw-gif-26356159

[placid fiber]

Needs more cheese

[dark spire]

Shh dark souls 1 dlc character that everyone killed in two hits.

[placid fiber]

Which one is that?

[zinc talon]

I will go to my grave ready for God to accept me with open arms secure in the fact I've never played a single souls title

[blissful frigate]

imagine getting past the last bastion against the abyss and then dying to me lol

[acoustic dune]

play ace combat

[misty nova]

I met two Judges Dredd in a single match

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-ace-combat-ace-combat7-post-stall-maneuver-wyvern-gif-26902309

[dark spire]

Marvelous Chester

[zinc talon]

I usually prefer to enjoy my time gaming

[acoustic dune]

i hate how warthunder made me get into aircraft a bit too much

[zinc talon]

some dogfighter games are fun enough I guess

[placid fiber]

Oh, I never attacked him lol

[zinc talon]

but I like combined arms milsims if I'm tryna fly jets and helos

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-godzilla-x-kong-skar-king-king-kong-monsterverse-gif-14985676165515296192

[acoustic dune]

they should bring back non jet fight

[zinc talon]

so like

just a fight, or

[acoustic dune]

no

a dog fight

[zinc talon]

cuz boy do I have news on that front

knify you know there aren't actually two dogs flying the jets right

[placid fiber]

I knew better than to attack random npcs lol

[opal star]

you'll become what

https://tenor.com/view/red-mist-kali-gebura-library-of-ruina-pm-gif-3082207638802716005

[acoustic dune]

WHAT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[placid fiber]

That's how you find goku disguised as a ds1 character

[zinc talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1166129356620435528/warhammer-warhammer40k.gif

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-13399313231964052110

[placid fiber]

this

[zinc talon]

man that's some nasty allergies

poor kitty

[dark spire]

He drops his set. Max swag.

[zinc talon]

baby's first thistle/ragweed party

[placid fiber]

When I played ds1 I was more about survival, over swag lol

[dark spire]

Weak

[placid fiber]

Then I went on to main mando in ror2

[dark spire]

Okay so you're a masochist

[placid fiber]

mando is fun, tho...

He gets better the better you are at ror2 lol

[dark spire]

No he's trash

[acoustic dune]

WNAH HE LOOK COOL

[placid fiber]

Look at this guy, he never unlocked phase blast

[acoustic dune]

god i want more planes game

[dark spire]

I was about to write that phase blast is his only redeeming quality

[acoustic dune]

lemme fucking play as a ww2 pilot or smth

with ace combat ass story

[acoustic dune]

missile are no swag

[acoustic dune]

its aim n forget

[blissful frigate]

mando was good when everyone was huffing shaped glass

and then bleed

[acoustic dune]

i wanna head on with actual purpose

[dark spire]

Damn you're 3x as autistic as me. That's some dedication.

[placid fiber]

Dude, mando is good if you know what tf you're doing lol

[acoustic dune]

shoot them to ribbon

[placid fiber]

You just suck

[acoustic dune]

or they shoot me to ribbon

[acoustic dune]

use our flap and try to out turn each other

while my roaring engine is almost at its melting point

[placid fiber]

Like... killing a stone golem in 2 phase blasts is... kinda boring

[acoustic dune]

anyhow imma go eat boiled eggs now

[dark spire]

Mando is stronger than Merc at least. So second weakest char.

[placid fiber]

Weakest character is default huntress, dps-wise

iirc

[dark spire]

Need ballista

[placid fiber]

420% dps or something

[opal star]

yeah but she's fine so it's alright

[dark spire]

Rain of arrows cringe, ballista based