2023_summer

[north portal]

like i didnt even realize till my doctor was like bro wtf

i rotated

i got like 4-5 during soph year

but every other year was 8ish

My height def got stunted cuz im a fatass

im same height

taller

bro im 20

aint doing shit

maybe if i lose enough weight i can grow

fat stores a lot of estrogen in ur body

so getting rid of fat lowers estrogen too

bio things

[thorn quartz]

thrs always hope

maybe not height but width

[north portal]

Lets goooo

truee

if u get skinny enough even 5'8 looks decent

key is to be a sleeper build

[thorn quartz]

Sleeper build is stupid get bigger lo

I look like shit in shirts

[north portal]

sleeper is like lean muscle

@thorn quartz

u need to get a spiderman ass body no cap

[thorn quartz]

wat

nah sleeper just small

230 bull gorilla

[north portal]

fair enough

i really wanna get that spiderman esque body shape ngl

[short inlet]

Any1 knows hows addepar interview process

Is it hard or what

[north portal]

like maybe a bit bulkier than garfield

but not super huge

[short inlet]

Just got an hr call w them

[thorn quartz]

idk

It’s just like Garfield in a shirt looks dyel

[versed kestrel]

like how 👀

[sinful locust]

hi sexy people

ty

[bleak storm]

hey yall just a quick question

can background check find out all of your past employers

or only the thing u listed

[crisp berry]

i want fat stacks offer 225 lean and to graduate

[bleak storm]

If I leave out a company, and not list it, will they find out

[gloomy plover]

My interviewer literally told me to not just randomly apply cause I might be miserable in the future say I work there (I applied for their software roles but had to interview for business dev for some reason)

But then later says he had no idea what tf the company did when he first got the job as a PM

Tf is this lmfao 🤣

I suppose when you put it like that

[sinful locust]

i got 2/3 for snowflake's oa

is that bad?

one of the qs were genuinely hard

[wise island]

recruiter trying to warn u

[random tide]

nah that should be fine, i had something similar

[ripe dawn]

The basis of this query depends not only on the company that you've left but also on the company that you are seeking employment at. There are veritably numerous ways that a scenario of this nature can play out in which you may be placed in a risk inducing circumstance. There are also federal laws that prohibit employers from pursuing further information from an organization aside from your stay of employment which could prove beneficial if you were subject to unethical behavior or termination due to performance related reasons.

[bleak storm]

If two company only said i cannot work for their indirect and direct companies, but not saying i’m prohibited to work for others, then i’m fine right

sorry i’m international and my school say yes to it but I’m still wondering

hmm

bruh

Idk

I want these two places so bad

[ripe dawn]

If you are currently employed at an organization that has required you to sign a non-compete clause in your contract, legal stipulations warrant that a breach of obligation could result in lawful termination. This potentially leaves you vulnerable to the possibility of the respective organization pursuing legal action such as but not limited to court-based injunctions and monetary recompense through lawsuits.

[sinful locust]

thats so strange considering amazon owns twitch

[harsh turret]

are you real?

[ripe dawn]

If you are referring to the representation of reality, determined by Aristotle, then yes I am real, however, a Platonic representation of reality would imply that I change in constant inconsistency, so much so that your view of my reality could be clouded.

[harsh turret]

I still cant tell if you are real, where do you go to schooool?

[ripe dawn]

If you are referring to the philosophy of worship I am unopinionated, due to my inherent ignorance in the topic, as well as in the religious upholdings of the Islamic creed.

[thorn quartz]

real person

[ripe dawn]

I am currently a first-year graduate student pursuing a master's degree in computer science at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign.

[hallow scroll]

wow

this has to be some next level troll

[ripe dawn]

Yes, I am currently employed as an Algorithmic Software Engineer at Hudson River Trading - (HRT).

[harsh turret]

Yooo I go to UIUC too!! I'm a undergrad sophomorree

[thorn quartz]

that hurt me too

[hallow scroll]

@hearty river thoughts on @ripe dawn

[ripe dawn]

Congratulations! On pursuing a computer science degree at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. While I cannot speak to the benefits one receives as an undergraduate, you should feel very accomplished with the academic achievements that have gotten you to this point. Best of luck in your endeavors!

[granite fulcrum]

im currently in my 10th year at uiuc bcuz im too stupid to graduate

[hallow scroll]

same

[sinful locust]

im apply to transfer to UIUC 🙂

Also MSCS

[ripe dawn]

The "merch" that I received from pursuing employment at HRT pales in comparison to what I was offered during a Google internship that I once took part in. Nothing but cold souls and hard cash await you once you set foot on this path.

I myself am still waiting for them to fulfill to me their promise of a cloth backpack. I lack the social courage to ask a member of the human resources team to procure this, and as a result my employer's "swag" is nothing but a travesty and breach of verbal agreement.

[hallow scroll]

bro is irl sheldon cooper

[ripe dawn]

Who is Sheldon Cooper?

[uneven vault]

wait what?

[hallow scroll]

it was a joke 😱

[granite fulcrum]

@ripe dawn

what does this say?

[sinful locust]

unironically the funniest thing ive ever read in this discord

10/10 troll

[hallow scroll]

In reference to your statement of "10/10 troll"...

[simple garden]

good bot

[granite fulcrum]

i see nick01 typing

[simple garden]

my friend @hearty river can

[hallow scroll]

my friend @hearty river can

[uneven vault]

referrals actually count against you in zon

[hallow scroll]

@simple garden am i your friend

[near swallow]

@simple garden do u want a new friend

[simple garden]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-gif-25376137

@icy plank @hallow scroll

[safe minnow]

They fucking lost my application with a referral twice

[hallow scroll]

😍

[near swallow]

[ripe dawn]

A completely automated public turing test - CAPTCHA, is primarily utilized to make a determination on whether or not a being is human. A rudimentary image processing artificial intelligence model could resolve the text - inquiry - in this image in a matter of seconds. I myself, am adverse to this methodology of determination but as you humans say, 'Whatever helps you sleep at night.'

[safe minnow]

Legit it just disappeared from the portal

[uneven vault]

for interns yeah...their referral system seems to be buggy....none of my friends who used referrals got OAs

[safe minnow]

It’s actually negative value

[granite fulcrum]

fuck the bots are learning

[sinful locust]

their entire application system is buggy

I can't even apply to amazon

[simple garden]

who copiumed him

[uneven vault]

how about i do your mom

[simple garden]

doing kirb 350 in c++ i am 26 questions in

[hallow scroll]

dude

[simple garden]

You can't beat a battle that battles itself everyday

[hallow scroll]

thus shit was so hard

[near swallow]

Ur gonna lose ur mind

Just do like half

[hallow scroll]

endorsi already got discord interview ☹️

this

[safe minnow]

I have been enjoying cses more than any other problem set so far

[simple garden]

cses is nice cus theres no answers

[safe minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[sinful locust]

why do cses btw is this better than B75 or something

[hallow scroll]

what is cses

[upbeat cradle]

I put March 2026 as grad date .. dosnt make sense since should have been may.. worth to resubmit to js fttp?

[sinful locust]

https://cses.fi/problemset/

[safe minnow]

Doesn’t matter

[upbeat cradle]

Lmfao

[sinful locust]

what in the adhd is going on

[hearty river]

@sinful locust

[upbeat cradle]

Rip

[safe minnow]

This is a normal day here

We need more spicy lore filled days

[upbeat cradle]

[safe minnow]

No lore happening these days

[hearty river]

@upbeat cradle

[upbeat cradle]

Cisco oa time

[ripe dawn]

Thank you for the information. I'm sorry, I still don't comprehend the necessary correlation with regards to how this pertains to me.

[upbeat cradle]

@flint mountain

[wise island]

why y’all gotta shitpost here

[near swallow]

[harsh turret]

Thank You!!! but yea I am still unempoyed :(((( and dumb

[safe minnow]

When did you start applying?

RP should still be open too

Research Park

[harsh turret]

I started applying to Google a long time ago

[safe minnow]

LOL

[harsh turret]

but the hiring freeze fked me over

[safe minnow]

LOL

[ripe dawn]

What are your academic achievements?

[thorn quartz]

Wow I wasn’t included

Crying in the shower rn

[harsh turret]

lol idk I've done some cool projects I guess

[thorn quartz]

Nvm I think I saw tht

j make a private story or smth @sinful locust that way you can say whatever you want!

[ripe dawn]

You have used 'cool' in this context as a semantically relative term, please feel free to be more specific.

[thorn quartz]

What’s the point of following ppl on insta if u don’t use it urself

[thorn quartz]

I periodically let out bloodcurdling war cries throughout the day in my appt and still have not received a complaint from my neighbors ^_^

[ripe dawn]

Depending on the decibel levels that you hit, this could prove to be a significant accomplishment. You might also consider the possibility that your neighbors have implemented soundproof walling or are no longer living in the apartment complex.

[thorn quartz]

na I hear their dog bark sometimes when it’s there

[safe minnow]

I increased the crime rate of my university by 30% over the last 2 years

[flint mountain]

you pinged the wrong person...

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-rolling-cuddle-cuddle-roll-gif-26410302

[safe minnow]

This was bound to happen

[outer turtle]

[harsh turret]

lol ok then... I've developed a couple trading bots and some pathfinding algorithms in a small game I made

[thorn quartz]

Ik

[safe minnow]

What is this discord feature

Wtf

[ripe dawn]

"Big N" is a social construct developed by mediocre software engineers that promote toxic work environments. The "Big N" companies or "Big Named" companies that you aim to receive employment at should be determinate based on your career interests, not on companies that others feign success in. That being said, what are your academic achievements?

[tulip aspen]

real

[ripe dawn]

Your responses aren't definitive, when you say you've 'developed a couple trading bots,' what do you mean?

[granite fulcrum]

Nick, do you plan on reproducing?

[ripe dawn]

Do you utilize machine learning algorithms such as Random Forest classifiers or Support Vector Machines, do you implement Bayesian Linear regression or other non-linear models? As you can see, I cannot interpret your messages as anything but vague since you provide no concrete information.

Not to speak out of line, but I am not an advocate of Program Mangers that have zero understanding of fundamental software development, irrespective of their business accomplishments.

[granite fulcrum]

@ripe dawn would you rather get laid or get laid off

[ripe dawn]

This could be interpreted as controversial if you were a Program Manager that held yourself in high self-esteem.

[oak drift]

@ripe dawn can we watch married but not lovers together

[thorn quartz]

Room temp as fuck

[sinful locust]

being a pm and having technical experience would be a flex

automatically the best pm in america

[thorn quartz]

Give us a take that would anger the masses

[ripe dawn]

Haha, it could be interpreted that way, my unpopular opinions often lean towards the side of public accord.

[thorn quartz]

put your job in peril if you said it in the office

[hallow scroll]

-2

[safe minnow]

Pack it up boys

[hallow scroll]

💀

[ripe dawn]

0

[hallow scroll]

Nick01 been real quiet since this dropped

Nick01 punching the air right now

[safe minnow]

Man I asked chatgpt if it generated every single one of your replies and it said yes @ripe dawn

[sinful locust]

i want to ask

[hallow scroll]

💀

[ripe dawn]

This cannot be accurate, based on my semantical understanding of the English language I am not remotely close to an NLP machine learning model.

[hallow scroll]

why would it not store everything it says

[ripe dawn]

Although I will take it as a compliment.

[sinful locust]

is it autism or chatgpt

[thorn quartz]

What

https://openai-openai-detector.hf.space

Throw it in this to actually find out lmao

[sinful locust]

that shit dont work

gpt2

i tried and it failed

[safe minnow]

No this isn't good

It's kinda old too

[thorn quartz]

oh fr

my b

[safe minnow]

Yeah it's all g, it's just old

Back in gpt 2 days it was good

But compared to chatgpt it's vastly infrior

[ripe dawn]

You seem to have coaxed it into improperly interpreting its input. This is common with natural language processing models that are optimized to 'speak' their next words based on the probability it's what the end user wants to hear.

[hallow scroll]

My purpose is to provide helpful and accurate responses based on the input I receive. While it is true that my responses are generated based on probabilities, I use a sophisticated machine learning model that takes into account context and various other factors to generate responses. I strive to understand the intent behind the input and provide a relevant response. If you have any concerns about the accuracy of my responses, please let me know, I will do my best to improve.

[ripe dawn]

While I understand the sentiment, the 'corpus' of text that you speak of is prone to underlying bias.

[safe minnow]

💀

[hallow scroll]

bro didnt copy paste the whole response

[simple garden]

Prompt incomplete

[ripe dawn]

I am not as efficient as a machine learning algorithm. I am prone to the erroneous ways of the hominid, and the poor design decisions Apple made on the placement of their 'return' key.

[hallow scroll]

You are correct that the size of the text that I have been trained on is quite large, which helps to reduce the chances of bias in my responses. However, it is important to note that even with a large training dataset, there may still be some instances where bias is present. Additionally, my understanding and interpretation of the input I receive may be influenced by the specific context in which it is given. I am constantly being updated and fine-tuned to minimize any potential biases and provide the most accurate and helpful responses possible.

[thorn quartz]

@ripe dawn join vc

[safe minnow]

Nah they speak like normal humans too much

[hallow scroll]

@ripe dawn are you buff

[safe minnow]

The ultimate test

[hallow scroll]

@ripe dawn where my hug at

[safe minnow]

Wait maybe it just uses deepfake generated voice content

[thorn quartz]

I will be waiting for you ^_^

[safe minnow]

[royal pagoda]

KRISHNA BACK

[thorn quartz]

Ok I turn on cam nick turn on cam

[royal pagoda]

[safe minnow]

[hallow scroll]

pee and poo

[safe minnow]

Ok this night is gonna go down in the lore

[ripe dawn]

I have tried embarking to the gym as a result of the Earth completing its revolution around the Sun, however, my physical fortitude is limited.

[thorn quartz]

join vc

[simple garden]

so basically u r tiny

[thorn quartz]

join vc or I start hurling inflammatory remarks

[hallow scroll]

bro really said new year new me

[thorn quartz]

Leetcode channel

[ripe dawn]

I'm sure I've heard it all at some point.

[thorn quartz]

I’m an innovator

I have a black turtleneck on rn don’t fw me

Dressed to impress

I’ll shave my head again if u join

[ripe dawn]

'tiny' is a relative term that depends on the size of the individual making the connotation.

[thorn quartz]

Damn this is so sexy and rizztacular!! Mind if I have a gander?? Just for research purposes of course 😝😝😝!!!!

[sinful locust]

wats ur bench @ripe dawn

[ripe dawn]

Is that meant to be a derogatory remark?

[thorn quartz]

@ripe dawn plz join vc plz plz plz plz plz plz I will cry fr if u don’t PLZ

[ripe dawn]

140 when I played junior varsity but it has been a while since I have tried, so I cannot make a determination at this juncture.

[safe minnow]

[ripe dawn]

I played center for my highschool's basketball team.

[sinful locust]

tall boi

[thorn quartz]

I AM HITTING MYSELF IN THE SHIN WITHA. RAZOR SCOOTER FOR EVERY MINUTE THAT PASSES WITHOUT YOU JOINING VC YOU ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR MY TO BE MANGLED SHINS 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[ripe dawn]

I was unable to play varsity due to not being 'aggressive' enough, as per the rudimentary understanding of basketball that my 'coach' actively misinterprets.

[sinful locust]

how tall r u nick

[ripe dawn]

As per my last health checkup six feet and 2 3/4 in.

I used to be bullied for my superficial understanding of the English language, perhaps that molded me into the person that I am today.

Thank you for the sentiment. I appreciate it.

I cannot disclose that information due to the possibility that other HRT software engineers may view my message.

[safe minnow]

Can you give us referrals to Hrt

[hallow scroll]

tell em

[ripe dawn]

I am ignorant in this matter since nobody I know has asked me to refer them. But I can ask!

[safe minnow]

[devout jewel]

THE ROAD TO GIGACHAD 😈

no more lc

Anymore

[uneven vault]

m8 you're in hrt? i truly seek a referral

[hallow scroll]

when did u start going i started last monday

[devout jewel]

I been going since June

I been making hella progress

[hallow scroll]

sheesh thats good, you lift or just do cardio

[devout jewel]

both

If I’m busy, I just do cardio to keep up the streak of going to the gym

[hallow scroll]

thats whats up

keep it up king

[simple garden]

what app is this brudda

[devout jewel]

MyFitnessPal

[simple garden]

keep it up king 🐐

[devout jewel]

I used hevy as well

thanks bro

will come back with google, gf, and abs

😩😩😩🐐

[simple garden]

#gigachanda

[devout jewel]

😈😈😈

THE ROAD TO GIGACHANDA

[thorn quartz]

my hero

[devout jewel]

no u

u r my idol 😩😩😩

[ripe dawn]

Your perspective on this matter is intriguing and you make several valid points, however, I would rather not disclose my official TC such that other HRT engineers aren't emotionally compromised with regards to salary and benefits, even though it could prove to be an opportunity for them to gauge. There are several websites that showcase TC information and as a New Grad engineer, my compensation wouldn't be representative of those that have worked longer than I.

[thorn quartz]

if we fusion dance we can have all 3 rn

[devout jewel]

damn I can have a mega dick

from u

does that combines our TC??

[thorn quartz]

i dont have a mega dick unfortunatel

y

oh

another organ i will be taking from you

^_^

[devout jewel]

wym dawg that’s more than avg

[safe minnow]

another

[thorn quartz]

i kidnapped him from the nicholas recreation center and took his non vital organs to sell to the bourgeoisie of madison

^_^

[harsh turret]

@ripe dawn In one of my projects I have developed an AI system utilizing Random Forest classifiers to create a regression model that analyzed stock sentiment based on news articles

[thorn quartz]

wats more than avg

have u seen my pp

were u on my hs swim team

[devout jewel]

ofc

bro that shit is massive

idk wym small

[sinful locust]

no

is myfitnesspal any good rly

free?

[thorn quartz]

its good i might start using it

yes

[sinful locust]

oh nice ok

[devout jewel]

yea the bar code for scanning calories is pay wall

it used to be free

[somber solstice]

i dont need myfitnesspal

i just eat

and gain weight

[somber solstice]

u can self implement this

didnt eat well today fellas

breakfast/lunch was two eggs and ramen, dinner was chicken breast salmon some veg? potatoes mushrooms yogurt and random fruit

and then later that night after lift got a pb protein shake

with whey pb banana etc.

need to eat more

must... get... bigger...

[thorn quartz]

demon

[oak drift]

I need discord internship

[night moat]

@ripe dawn are those salaries of software engineers working at hrt making 1m+ with 2-3 years of experience real on levels fyi?

[wise island]

too early to lose hope for summer?

[static spindle]

tbh no lol

its too late

[wise island]

in canada intern postings only really started coming out this month tho

[static spindle]

what is wrong with canada sheesh

[wise island]

i dunno

[static spindle]

but ig if they started coming out this month then you're probably fine?

[earnest hatch]

Yes it's too early to lose hope for summer in the US or even Canada

I see new intern postings every day

[bleak storm]

fck this market

https://www.marketscreener.com/quote/stock/CONFLUENT-INC-124047168/news/Confluent-Message-to-Confluent-Employees-from-Jay-Kreps-Form-8-K-42820152/

confluent layoffs

[earnest hatch]

Companies will continue hiring into the summer

[bleak storm]

maybe this is why i cannot move my return offer to fall

[robust bridge]

anyone heard back from smartsheet after oa?

[stable latch]

nope, when did u take yours?

[versed kestrel]

in this econ? bad idea

[simple garden]

They said in 1 yr

[robust bridge]

On 1/20

[chilly lotus]

it most likely wont be an IPO

[versed kestrel]

hopefully it gets better in 24

[scenic pebble]

Anyone have advice on whether to negotiate salary for an internship

[quaint bolt]

No they just set the 1yr timeframe to decide on IPO’ing

Won’t trust it until I see concrete news

[somber solstice]

where is the internship

[scenic pebble]

Canada, montreal

Behaviour Interactive

[safe minnow]

This usually isn’t possible

[quaint bolt]

Big tech usually doesn’t but you might be able to if you’re senior or have lots of experience

[scenic pebble]

Have lots of games I've made and experience in lots of other things as well

Though might not be worth negotiating for my first gamedev internship I suppose

[robust bridge]

Hey! Did you end up taking the oa?

[frail crag]

Anyone hear back from whatnot intern?

[safe minnow]

300k NG offer no more

Ohhh

I didn’t know that

[outer turtle]

How to get avatar

Can anyone get my avatar?

Can you use bot?

#2023_grads message

How did Kirb do it

[sinful locust]

Bruh

[ripe dawn]

I cannot ascertain a conclusively deterministic outlook on this information since it largely varies based on individual performance, however, based upon compensational information I have received from coworkers, the data that you've provided isn't outlying but rather supportive of the regressional mean. This being said I feel it noteworthy to mention that I am not a distributed systems engineer and statistically a realistic outlook would require more along the lines of 5-6 years of experience to acquire a TC package of this caliber.

[thorn quartz]

How big is our school

Ik big

Hoylkf

That’s a lot of students!

[desert sedge]

cisco vs mathworks for summer internship?

[wise island]

whichever pays more?

[safe minnow]

cisco

[lone rain]

heyy new here!!

[hardy patrol]

grinding for the next 5 months to prepare for june

[safe minnow]

They can give really high NG offers

[hardy patrol]

how long do you guys grind during the peak of a season

[safe minnow]

i don't

[hardy patrol]

im not nikola tesla so i need to do lc

[safe minnow]

I don't mean I don't grind in general

But peak season is the worst time to do so

[hardy patrol]

2 hours a day sounds feasible without breaking my psyche

[safe minnow]

I grind beforehand and then don't grind during peak season

[hardy patrol]

so how long do you practice lc every day before the season

[safe minnow]

1-1.5 hours

[hallow scroll]

I think 1-2 hours every day is probably ideal

[wise island]

2hrs but how long do you spend on each question?

[hardy patrol]

i c

honestly like do you only do blind 75

im noticing its easy but thats probably because of rote at this point

ill do a different question that doesnt have the same wording or conceptualization and im fucked

gaw damn

gratz on netflix btw i appreciate you blogposting about the journey since i only ever see the tip of the iceberg with success stories and never the grating work that gets put into it

real shit

2 hours a day till june ill be alright

sure thing whenever im home

[gentle latch]

Venom

[sinful locust]

Send resume

I want to see a cracked resume

I said it before, only resumes that are public are the ones that need critiques

IDK what a good resume looks like

also if any of yall wanna help me out on #general I'd be grateful af

[safe minnow]

Like namewise or doing the best with the companies they have

[vernal escarp]

link to blogpost?

[sinful locust]

Honestly doing the best with what they have, I'd imagine if you have Netflix you probably know what you're doing w

So it's gonna be both if you're that successful

You only have one internship and you got Netflix? that's insane

Oh shit my bad didnt read

[gentle latch]

[safe minnow]

@sinful locust should have put your question here, but I don't think you need to take time off to grind LC

It's heavily DRR with respect to daily

[gentle latch]

Bog is here

[coarse marten]

Recruiter said I'm safe Mr Juda

[gentle latch]

Bog is here

[sinful locust]

What's DRR?

[gentle latch]

BOG is at google

[safe minnow]

Diminishing relative returns

[sinful locust]

again ?

got damn

[gentle latch]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-pepe-clown-dance-meme-funny-gif-17823972

[sinful locust]

spotify taking L's lately

[safe minnow]

Spending 10 hours in one day is not as good as 5x 2 hour sessions, not even close

[sinful locust]

good time to apply

[safe minnow]

I feel like for internships resume screen is the hardest by far

Interviews are much easier

[coarse marten]

For every role actually

[coarse marten]

At top places, not the no name startup or something*

Explain

[safe minnow]

No name startups giving the most challenging LC questions sometimes

[coarse marten]

Give an example

[safe minnow]

Idr, I just saw it in r/csmajors once

[coarse marten]

Which startup

[coarse marten]

Do you really believe r/csmajors

[safe minnow]

It sounded believable enough

[wise island]

any resources for this?

[coarse marten]

Many copium posts there but might have been true

[sinful locust]

Thank you for the tip

[safe minnow]

Yep

[wise island]

wow

[coarse marten]

I think it's true to find extent, if you don't have exp, you funny have exp

[north scroll]

Drop template

[wise island]

ok thank u

[coarse marten]

Parsers, not ats

[safe minnow]

But I think that the scoring system is relative to how it could be, if the parser rater was absolutely correct, you’d be getting an even higher callback rate then you currently do

But the rating system might not be accurate

💀💀💀💀

That’s the best compliment

[wise island]

i wonder if jakes resume is too boring though

[coarse marten]

In almost all companies, humans are still looking at your CV, there is no such thing as complete automated ats without human interventions

[safe minnow]

Well it’s proven to work. You could take the risk in trying something fresh, but that might be low eV

[wise island]

yea im sure the formatting makes it easily parseable but im just wondering for human recruiters if they are tired of seeing thousands of jakes resume

[coarse marten]

Is Jake's resume famous outside of cscd?

[wise island]

LOL yea

its famous everywhere

[coarse marten]

How so?

[wise island]

? u google cs resumes and its like the first one that pops up

[safe minnow]

I'm not sure if tired is the right way to put it, having everything be organized the same way might make it easier to identify what the recruiter wants to know about you. Given that recruiters barely look at your resume for a few seconds, you don't want them to waste time actively searching for something in your resume

[coarse marten]

I've never seen a video on yt presenting Jake's resume

[wise island]

i have

[safe minnow]

I have also never heard of Jake's before joining this server

This server too goated

[wise island]

i heard it in my university server

[safe minnow]

Yeah and there

[wise island]

and on this guys youtube video where he was explaining how he got an offer from meta in uni

[safe minnow]

[gentle latch]

[sinful locust]

I wonder if recruiters get annoyed seeing Jake's resume the 23rd thousandth time

[coarse marten]

:JudaChan:

[gentle latch]

I think they'd appreciate that the format makes the information easy to digest

[safe minnow]

I like to think about it like eating rice: I've been eating it for 20 years and it's never disappointed me

[coarse marten]

You cannot generalize

[gentle latch]

Bog u need to use the google waz

[safe minnow]

[coarse marten]

?

[ivory ocean]

sorted(result, key = lambda x: tuple([(x[i] if type(x[i]) is str else -x[i]) for i in orderBy]))

the sexiest most readable and maintainable line of code I've ever written

[safe minnow]

How to become irreplaceable to your company

If you leave the company nobody can fix the codebase

[ivory ocean]

exactly

[wise island]

@sinful locust do you do resume reviews? i posted mine in #1019675142248468601 just curious if you'd be available to take a look

ty

[safe minnow]

[coarse marten]

@median hedge

[gentle latch]

I think I'm addicted to you

[wise island]

😳

[gentle latch]

https://tenor.com/view/salad-cat-gif-19768280

[safe minnow]

[thorn quartz]

imagine stefan pochmann

[safe minnow]

Copy code
def sort_result(result, orderBy):
    # create a list to store the key values
    key_list = []
    
    # iterate through each element in the "result" list
    for element in result:
        # create a temporary list to store the key values for the current element
        temp_list = []
        
        # iterate through the "orderBy" list
        for index in orderBy:
            # if the current element's value at the given index is a string
            if type(element[index]) is str:
                # add the value to the temporary list
                temp_list.append(element[index])
            else:
                # otherwise, add the negation of the value to the temporary list
                temp_list.append(-element[index])
        
        # add the temporary list to the key_list
        key_list.append(temp_list)
    
    # use the key_list to sort the result
    result = sorted(result, key=lambda x: key_list[result.index(x)])
    
    return result

Chatgpt is so op

[safe minnow]

@hearty river

[vast pewter]

!process comcast

[final forum]

You can only use this command in 2022_winter_intern_process, 2022_summer_intern_process, 2022_grad_process, 2022_fall_intern_process, 2023_summer_intern_process, 2023_winter_intern_process, 2023_grad_process

[safe minnow]

Kinda feels weird saying this

But the discord is much better when it’s not recruiting season

All the chill and cool people stay behind

[cold turret]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-fluffy-seal-gif-21617739

[median sundial]

dm!

[north portal]

nah ur staying

guys intro to cs is so amazing and fun!

we are learning about if else statements!

[safe minnow]

It's just regulars + 3 people still doing recruiting season

[north portal]

lmao

the regulars know recruiting season never ends

everyone just instantly goes into the next semester cycle

[safe minnow]

I miss it

[north portal]

trust me its agony

[safe minnow]

I would rather do intro to CS then this systems programming shit

:despairge:

[safe minnow]

"In the past, you have been using malloc() to allocate memory on the heap. In this MP, you will be implementing your own version of malloc(). So by the end of this MP, you would theoretically be able to use your own malloc to compile and run any C code."

[north portal]

interesting

Our professor has to be a demon

he knows hes confusing these poor kids with parameters rn

[safe minnow]

2 of the 3 people stuck in recruiting season

[uneven vault]

What does nuro ask in the 2nd tech interview? They call it coding systems round

[sharp sedge]

i made a better version of jakes

jakes doesnt even compare aesthetically

[edgy minnow]

anyone done a jobfair interview process
jobfair the company

[hallow scroll]

Hey salat can I have it when you get it!

[versed kestrel]

hey juster can i have it when you're done with it!

[gentle latch]

DMTRI let me have it once you're finished!

[crisp berry]

meta/discord/spotify recruiters sleeping

💤

[ivory ocean]

this is actually helpful asf lmfao

thank u ❤️

[thorn quartz]

oh hey i did that last semester!

@icy plank youll be doing that whenever you take 354 ^_^

its not that bad of a projecr tbh

[crisp berry]

they really call them NVIDIAN

i am a NVINDIAN

[uneven vault]

better than strippers for stripe ppl

[gentle latch]

Strippers is top tier

[crisp berry]

do they actually call them strippers

do you mean stripers

[gentle latch]

That's lame

[uneven vault]

what about meta mates tho

and zon bananas

[thorn quartz]

zon should be bezos bozos

[uneven vault]

true...i am enlightened too

[gentle latch]

That's brilliant

[sinful locust]

provide

im a resume slut

[uneven vault]

man i really hope i get nuro

[hallow scroll]

wb coinbaes

[near swallow]

stripes is def not a top 5 name

filipinos at twilio are called twilipinos
no cap
top 3

[earnest hatch]

Looks like they're having you code up systems, good luck!

[hallow scroll]

I didnt know thats what they called employees until my first day and I pogged when i heard it

[hallow scroll]

fr i think its a coding systems round ngl

[near swallow]

i think datadog is datapups

or just pups

top 5

[hallow scroll]

[near swallow]

and pinterest interns are pinterns
also top 5

unemployed

[oak drift]

Unemployed

[hallow scroll]

Unemployed

[oak drift]

Also top 5 nickname

[hallow scroll]

Unemployed in the future

[safe minnow]

scaliens was pretty bad imo

Yep

Lemme confirm it

[robust bridge]

Also, there's addepeeps

[hallow scroll]

asanaaaaaa

next year i wont fail final again i need that free food

[oak drift]

What about Netflix employees

[safe minnow]

Oops

[oak drift]

[safe minnow]

https://scale.com/blog/company-update

Yeah they actually use it

[near swallow]

netflix and chillers

[hearty river]

MEESTA KIRB

[near swallow]

tell me something to ask chat gpt

[hearty river]

no, don’t tell me what to do

[near swallow]

no, you don't tell me what to do

[hearty river]

u dumb idiot

[safe minnow]

Ask it to figure out your ip address

[near swallow]

ok u smart genius

yahkuna sends me obscene dm's

very weird lol

[hallow scroll]

yahkuna sent me the knuckles gif

[near swallow]

anyways, i'm gonna ask chat gpt for the story of how yahkuna river trading came to dominate the hft industry

[oak drift]

Dw it’ll go back to how it was

[earnest hatch]

[oak drift]

Swe is gonna explode soon

[near swallow]

Tell me a story describing the rise to power of Yahkuna River Trading, a high frequency trading firm that now dominates the industry and has the brightest talent and most advanced computing algorithms. Please mention the role and accomplishments of its founder and CEO, Yahkuna, who graduated from MIT at the top of his class and sends money to homeless children in Mongolia.

Coming soon...

[safe minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-your-mouth-watch-your-profanity-watch-it-gif-5600117

[hallow scroll]

swe is gonna explode its way into getting me employed ‼️

[near swallow]

@hearty river

this is so dogshit bro, this robot is literally just regurgitating its own nonsense
it's the same thing phrased differently ad infinitum

[earnest hatch]

That's why you gotta be a dumbass to use ChatGPT for a paper

[near swallow]

i feel like a naive way to catch chatgpt is establish a ratio of unique words : total words

since chatgpt repeats words so often

[safe minnow]

Yeah it’s heavily limiting due to choice of architecture

[near swallow]

naturally, a chatgpt output will have a low ratio

[oak drift]

Unironically the tech industry will start booming again

[near swallow]

bro i swear that doesn't explain it, even average 14yo deviantart consumer twitter edgelord fanfic writer can write better shit than this machine

if this is being fed backwater low tier garbage, it still shouldn't be this bad

[safe minnow]

Bro if you train it on only Harry Potter fanfics it will become the best Harry Potter fanfic writer in the world

Trust

[near swallow]

i wouldn't be surprised if they have the best and worst fanfics known to man

harry potter was such a phenomenon lol

[solar lichen]

Anyone got the snowflake hackerrank??

difficult?

[near swallow]

historically one of the most difficult

up there w/tiktok and quants etc

[solar lichen]

damn and its backend too

[sinful locust]

i dont know shit about quant or whatever

so i spent a few minutes trying to find yakuna trading

cause it was referenced here so often

[near swallow]

[safe minnow]

Yes, the content produced by chatgpt will be a literary weapon

[sinful locust]

got duped

[earnest hatch]

CEO went bankrupt, he's working for American Express now

[sinful locust]

understandable

[coarse marten]

Here is what I could gather from yahkunazon and YRT:

[safe minnow]

The human brain is just a more advanced chatgpt

No

Maybe you’d be happier then

[near swallow]

I actually looked them up and found this lol

@hearty river

[safe minnow]

Fan yang is the imposter

[earnest hatch]

I was unable to open the link, it said virus detected

[near swallow]

also for anybody reading i have a history of picking on mongolia for memes when i need to make up a country

no offense

[safe minnow]

“Interviews at HRT”

[static spindle]

bir*ish

[safe minnow]

[near swallow]

nOOOO

they outsource their interviews

yahkultists don't have time to interview, they only do real work

yahkultist = yrt swe

duh

[tawny dust]

Do interviewers care how long I spent to get solution? Like sometimes I get all test cases but don’t submit till I get optimal solution.

Like do they care I finished OA in full time given or in 40 mins

[near swallow]

they dont care as long as u pass
if they ever open an OA it might be just to check for readability

i have heard they very rarely do this

[coarse marten]

"interviewers" and "test cases"

[earnest hatch]

Congrats! You gonna renege Netflix for Campbell?

[near swallow]

?avatar @honest spire

[warped dagger]

Avatar for Krishna Das ❄#0785

Link as

png | jpg | webp

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play now!

[near swallow]

?avatar @sinful locust

[warped dagger]

Avatar for pbjpie#0777

Link as

png | jpg | gif

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play now!

[safe minnow]

Shitty Netflix subscription service vs chad campbell lifetime guarantee

What’s the problem with that

?avatar @icy plank

[earnest hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/its-delicious-sungwon-cho-prozd-so-tasty-its-yummy-gif-25467840

[oak drift]

?avatar @sinful locust

[sinful locust]

whose the most cracked person in this server

[oak drift]

@icy plank

[near swallow]

I can confirm he is handsome @quaint bolt

[earnest hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/now-kith-mike-tyson-gif-13249709

[oak drift]

Actually everyone here minus n3 is cracked

[near swallow]

Honestly my pfp does not give cracked vibes

But random anime girl does

[gentle latch]

[sinful locust]

you know whose profile gives me cracked vibes

joey the dude in #bay_area

[earnest hatch]

Phew, less competition

[oak drift]

Switch to default discord pfp

Instant HRT offer

[gentle latch]

@golden sandal

[sinful locust]

something about that pfp screams linux dev to me

[gentle latch]

Campbell soup?

[earnest hatch]

Their loss

[oak drift]

When is later

[earnest hatch]

Who cares, HubSpot is the only one that matters for fall

[sinful locust]

im the cambell soup default type sry

kpop pfps also give me gunner energy

[safe minnow]

Uni recruiters?

Ah

[oak drift]

Same google never comes lol

[ivory ocean]

god I hate uml

[gentle latch]

[ivory ocean]

hi juda

[sinful locust]

most of my linkedin feed was google recruiters announcing they got cut smh

[ivory ocean]

have you reviewed my mod application yet

[tawny dust]

“I wanted to reach out as you have been selected out of the thousands of candidates to move forward in the interview process for an internship for Summer 2023.” Them hyping me up before a brutal interview 😭.

[safe minnow]

Why do you want to be mod

[gentle latch]

Hi adrenalyn

Goog chan so baad

[tawny dust]

Turns out I’m not her type she keep rejecting me.

[safe minnow]

I believe that there might be bots

[tawny dust]

What next

[sinful locust]

r

[tawny dust]

No

Fck

Who you think I am

Yahoo

iOS dev

[gentle latch]

Is chipotle good? I wanna try it
How come you like it?

[sinful locust]

thats quite good

dude chipotle is like the best "fast-food" out there

[gentle latch]

I really wanna try it

[gentle latch]

What's good about it?

[sinful locust]

among the best at least

[tawny dust]

Google Chan doesn’t like me her standard are to high. I’m still in my glow up phase give me time.

[sinful locust]

good meat, meh rice, good sides

solid 8/10 establishment but it is accessible and quick

i must be going to shit chipotles cause i can never taste difference w/ and w/out the queso

[gentle latch]

YOU GO GIRL

God I gotta try chipotle

[sinful locust]

also if you ask for the spicy/red sauce chipotle workers will be extremely generous with it but skimp out on anything else

tf bruh

[oak drift]

double chicken bowl

[safe minnow]

I like the red sauce but no longer get it

[sinful locust]

cracked spice tolerance

[safe minnow]

The toilet trip is not worth it

[gentle latch]

Aight

Is chipotle good for bulking?

[sinful locust]

the toilet experience is unpleasant with the red sauce yea

[safe minnow]

Hell yes

[sinful locust]

i like green more

[oak drift]

yuh

just get a double everything bowl

like 1600 calories in one bowl

[sinful locust]

true af

[gentle latch]

Woo thanks

[simple garden]

My internship last summer catered chipotle for like $400

Best day of my life

[oak drift]

I could eat the whole table myself

[sinful locust]

if you wanna maximize flavor tho get a burrito and dont put in rice

[gentle latch]

Same lol

[safe minnow]

With chatgpt?

Something ain’t right

[simple garden]

Mid bank

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[hearty river]

@honest spire

[simple garden]

St. Anford

[safe minnow]

No

[quaint bolt]

real

[simple garden]

Zon brudda

[gloomy plover]

st. anford is boosted

uc hicago too

no way

two guys in my computer networks class interned at amazon

[simple garden]

AWS NOT ZON @sinful locust

[gloomy plover]

fr

jkjk

[simple garden]

Next yr we all g

[sinful locust]

real talk

ik its a meme to shit on zon cuz everyone and their mother got in but at the end of the day name doesnt matter

we all just want that $$

so even if u work at shitty no name but u get ur stacks up

thats all that matters

[thorn quartz]

not true g could pay me 50k and make me live in a trailer and id b pretty happy ^_^

[sinful locust]

ong

[gentle latch]

[sinful locust]

true

[thorn quartz]

l6 amazon ->

[sinful locust]

but there are smaller shops

that pay just as much

LIKE AKUNA

jk jk

no

[coarse marten]

and there is Yahkuna River Trading paying 3x Google TC

[sinful locust]

only dumb people allowed

[sinful locust]

so ive heard

its hard to get in tho

and wlb is nonexistent

do u get free chickfila

[thorn quartz]

holy fk id get so big

[hearty river]

No

[thorn quartz]

if there was a mcdonalds on state street id be accruing unstoppable amounts of mass tbh

[coarse marten]

fr bro, I posted my resume in #1019675142248468601. Got offers from most hedge funds except Yahkuna River Trading

[thorn quartz]

or a singular panda express on campus

buying breakfast out is a scam tbh its so much cheaper to make at home lol

pancakes and eggs are so cheap

well

not eggs anymore

😦

i used to in hs

[coarse marten]

If I don't know you, don't DM me about company interview processes. I won't reply.

[thorn quartz]

but now i want to get more food in so just make pancakes then drink a shake separately

[thorn quartz]

dont fricking dm him man!

[gentle latch]

dont fricking dm him man!

[coarse marten]

dm who?

I'm wondering why people DM

[thorn quartz]

so popular

[coarse marten]

it's not like you are popular

and get girls

[thorn quartz]

idk what to name myself on this disc so

[coarse marten]

mr ban? what do you do in life except grinding gym?

[gentle latch]

GYM

[thorn quartz]

hopefully lc and get a job

[gentle latch]

WE GO JIM

[coarse marten]

GL

[thorn quartz]

i need to go library

we go upl maybe

[hearty river]

@coarse marten

[coarse marten]

Got a call with a G recruiter Today.
She said I was "safe" but she didn't say the same with her position

G running out of recruiters

[hearty river]

MEESTA BOG

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972361696603676712/1067624410581839932/image.png

[coarse marten]

I'm currently having a mental breakdown. Six months ago I finally found the perfect girl whose internships' prestige matches mine (Hudson River Trading, Two Sigma). Obviously, my internships are just slightly more prestigious (Jane Street, Citadel), but close enough. However, this internship season, my girlfriend got into Jane Street while I didn't get a return offer. Obviously, my supervisor was threatened by me and afraid I'd take his job. I've had to settle for interning at Google Brain (eww) and now my prestigious girlfriend wants to break up with me. She says she's found another guy who has interned at every single trading firm (including Yahkuna River Trading) every summer since middle school. How do I win her back?

[thorn quartz]

viciously physically assault her

[gentle latch]

Did I 🏻 waste my 💁😯 time 👋 in college? 🎓 Feel 👏 disappointed 😣😢 with 👏👐 new grad results I am 💦👨 a 🅱💩 senior at MIT and signed 📝📝 a 👏 new 👀 grad offer at Google. However, 🤔 lately 😤🤔 I've 👁👏 been feeling jealous 😡😡 of my friends, 👬♂ who ⁉ are 🚟 all 🏼 either going to 💦 grad school 🎓📚 or 💁💁 making 👧 more 🙉🙅 money at more 🍗🍗 selective firms like Jane Street/Five 🛣 Rings/etc. 💍 I feel 😫⏫ like I didn't 😘😊 live up to my potential and 👏📸 wasted my time 👏 in college. 👥🎓 I have the 🌍 perception that 👎😐 Google is 🤔 not 🍆🚫 that 🚟 special ✌ anymore 😷🅱 in 😫💗 2021/2022. The truth is 😳🅰 I 🙋 grew up 😳 in ✝ a 🏿🚾 small town 🏠❣ and was 😨😒 treated like 👍 a genius 💯😝 for being ♂🐝 admitted to 🚓😰 MIT and whenever I 👀 go 👉 back ⬅🏼 home, 🏠🏠 people 👴👫 still 🤞😋 treat me ♂🙈 like I'm 🎅💁 the 👨 next 🉐☃ Einstein 👦👦 even though 👉 I 🚫👦 know I'm 😃👁 certainly 🔗🔗 not. 🚫 However, 🤔💰 I 👈👁 still 🕞😻 feel like 😻 I 💕👨 let 💂 everyone 💂🤜 down for 😩 going 🏃 to 💦🗣 a normal 🖖 company like ➡ Google and 👏➕ not 🙅 pursuing a 🍆 PhD or 😩👉 getting 😡 an 😚😚 offer somewhere 😝💋 more 💦⚠ prestigious. During Thanksgiving, 🏻 my 👈👨 extended family 👧😁 was 👏 so impressed 😍😲 when 🍆🍑 I told 😭 them I 👈👁 am 🏳 going 🚕♂ to Google but 👩🍑 they 👥👧 just 🏌👏 don't know any better, ⭐🤡 since I 👁 can 💦💦 see 👀👀 from 🐣🤤 LinkedIn that 👉 people 👨 from all kinds 👨 of ordinary backgrounds are at 🍆 Google and 💦👏 that makes 💢💘 me feel bad 😡 about 💦 myself. 🏿😐 I know this 🚟♂ sounds arrogant and 👏👉 I'm 💰💰 sorry 😥😩 but 👹🍑 I 🏼 can't help 🚨 but 👋 think 🤔😠 this 💯 way. ➡ Google TC: 220k

[coarse marten]

I've seen that on blind

"Yo, did I spend my four years in college chugging away at textbooks and all-nighters just to end up as a basic Google employee? I mean, don't get me wrong, Google's cool and all, but it's not exactly the Ivy League of tech companies, ya know? Plus, all my friends are off doing fancy grad programs or working at fancy hedge funds and I'm over here like 'hey, I work at Google'. It's like, I know I should be grateful and all, but sometimes I can't shake off the feeling that I could have done better. Like, my family back home still treats me like a genius for getting into MIT, but I just can't shake off the feeling that I'm not living up to my potential. I know I sound like a total douche, but it's just how I feel, ya know?"

[gentle latch]

ya know.

ya know?

[tawny dust]

Well googles not a bad start what u do with your life after that depends on u.

[devout jewel]

Bog I’m scared

I don’t think I’m getting a match at google

[coarse marten]

I think it's a big incoming L for many people

[gentle latch]

NNOOOOOOO

[coarse marten]

in host/team matching

luckily didn't need to go through team matching for conversion

[sand coral]

Googey is breaking Juda's heart

[oak drift]

Did I 🏻 waste my time in college? Feel disappointed with new grad results I am a senior at MIT and signed a new grad offer at Google. However, lately I've been feeling jealous of my friends, who are all 🏼 either going to grad school or making more money at more selective firms like Jane Street/Five Rings/etc. I feel like I didn't live up to my potential and wasted my time in college. I have the perception that Google is not that special anymore in 2021/2022. The truth is I grew up in a 🏿 small town and was treated like a genius for being admitted to MIT and whenever I go back ⬅🏼 home, people still treat me like I'm the next Einstein even though I know I'm certainly not. However, I still feel like I let everyone down for going to a normal company like Google and not pursuing a PhD or getting an offer somewhere more prestigious. During Thanksgiving, 🏻 my extended family was so impressed when I told them I am going to Google but they just don't know any better, since I can see from LinkedIn that people from all kinds of ordinary backgrounds are at Google and that makes me feel bad about myself. 🏿 I know this sounds arrogant and I'm sorry but I 🏼 can't help but think this way. Google TC: 220k

[tawny dust]

What he means “Ordinary background” does this fcker think going to mit gives him super powers???

[thorn quartz]

yes\

[tawny dust]

He’s been to hyped up by the small town. 1500 get into mit every year not all of em gonna be the next Elon musk!

Am I jst hating? 😞 or what he’s saying actually dum?

[tulip aspen]

skill issue guy

[tawny dust]

Ah at least I’m not depressed

[thorn quartz]

ur a hater bro

[tawny dust]

Now that is a skill issue

[thorn quartz]

what hes saying is pretty normal

[tawny dust]

Fck u mean u not living up to your potential and are confident u can do better than quit and chase said goals

U dont get to sit on your comfy 220k salary and cry about not being able to reach your potential. Get up and take the risk.

Well now I see that I’m hating

Apologies

Different perspective through me off

[hearty river]

Yo

[safe minnow]

It's more reputable in the medical community

But they pay good

[safe minnow]

You might get some clout from any premed friends you have

[sinful locust]

im premed wtf is benchling

ok the icon seems familiar

[earnest hatch]

I assumed it was PC benchmarking shit

[sinful locust]

bitch wtf

shit game

[ivory ocean]

the temptation to make a tiktok autoupload bot

would prolly be way harder than I think cuz I assume they have things to defend against that

[sinful locust]

reddit + subway surfers bot?

[ivory ocean]

basically ye

[sinful locust]

tiktok pays their creators pretty well right

[ivory ocean]

yeah exactly

[sinful locust]

ez shekels

do it

[ivory ocean]

it can't be that easy

or it would be on github

there is one on there but it doesn't work

just spent half an hour correcting issues in it before I got sick of it

I guess I could manually upload them and just have a bot that generates reddit subway surfer vids

[sinful locust]

you can make one with quora or green text

if u tryna be different

unless that already exists

[ivory ocean]

Ive seen greentexts yeah

tbh ill do reddit

not like anyone notices where they get the content

[sinful locust]

yo

what the homies up to

Prob over saturated too tbh

A cent per 1000 is a joke

@rigid bronze @rigid bronze @rigid bronze @rigid bronze

[simple garden]

1 mill views was like $15

[ivory ocean]

PROGRESSSSSS

[sinful locust]

@serene bough

[near swallow]

We pay a similar rate on this server for making content

I have earned like $3

[somber solstice]

wait we can make content for this server?

[serene bough]

@sinful locust

[sinful locust]

The pay looks fantastic

130k base + 60k stock in a biotech? ik that shit must be competitive

ahh too bad its in san francisco

its not nyc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-oCNXMsMvg&ab_channel=Sidetalk

[hearty river]

Yo

[safe minnow]

Yo

[wise island]

[gusty sluice]

did anyone interviewed with Databricks and got a question about SQL optimization?

[novel lily]

has anyone gone through a SDET internship interview?

i have my first SDET interview coming up, not sure what to expect.

[tawdry frigate]

clips.ai

[tawdry frigate]

me fr

[somber solstice]

if i went to MIT id have super powers

[ivory ocean]

i found a bot someone made that did it for free

https://www.tiktok.com/@reddit91479021?_t=8ZMoBJRlDI3&_r=1

Go make me rich how’s

Hoes

[crisp berry]

i didnt get one

that means they must still want me!

[thorn quartz]

same!

[oak drift]

I never even got a code signal

[broken meadow]

shoutouts to lever and greenshouse for having a mostly painless application process

dear god all the other sites are such a pain

[steady crow]

did anyone get this for meta university wtf? is this rejection lol

i did codesignal yesterday

Oh lol whyd they call it an interview

ok

[rapid swan]

TRUE

[tawny dust]

fck is tik tok on giving straight leetcode hards

They tryna enforce Chinese student standards in the US 😭

Those kids havent touched grass since the day they they were born

[gentle latch]

I wouldn't wanna work at tiktok anyways lol

[tawny dust]

I've heard that before why?

[gentle latch]

I just don't like the product

And I heard they like to overwork their employees

[tawny dust]

??

[gentle latch]

??

[tawny dust]

oh

[gentle latch]

what about this is confusing to you lmao

[tawny dust]

why u aint like tik tok

short videos are a trend

[wise island]

trend that serves nothing but to waste everyones time

and decrease attention span

[tawny dust]

Facts

my mind be cloudy now a days imma blame this on tik tok

[gentle latch]

tiktok hurts your ability to lc

[tawny dust]

^is that jst me

Like i feel this hazy feeling in my head

guess its just me imma try meditation and cold showers

[gentle latch]

I think that's true for lots of people

[tawny dust]

but why?

sceens

like i be infront of one alot these days

Ai let me get some rest for my eyes.

Gotta do these OAs tomorrow they been piling up 😭

never ending cycle improve resume -> leetcode -> improve resume->....

[spark valley]

996

[spark valley]

The hard dp in their oa hurt my brain

https://leetcode.com/problems/number-of-ways-of-cutting-a-pizza/

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[gentle latch]

my hero

[spark valley]

When Jane street internship?

jk

❤️

[proud crag]

based!

[gentle latch]

ok you can go to engineering
let me have your jane street job

[wise island]

pencil sharpener

[ripe dawn]

You are employed at Jane Street?

Forgive me for analyzing your comment history, however, I believe that we haven't met. May I ask you a question?

Are you an undergraduate?

May I ask where you currently attend university?

[spark valley]

[ripe dawn]

Forgive me for the convoluted semantic directionality of my prior comments, however, I couldn't ascertain how you would respond. To be direct, have you interviewed at any quantitative financial firms?

[spark valley]

Bruh u speaking chatgpt?

[granite fulcrum]

What do you mean? He is speaking English.

[ripe dawn]

Which firms have you interviewed at, if you don't mind me asking?

[hallow scroll]

thats just how he talks lool look at his message history

[simple garden]

all math majors are addicted to 3d printers anyway

same

also a math major

im convinced these are why ppl leave academia