lore-discussion-spoilers

[icy spruce]

opinion on Kemg?

[lofty rover]

grumbles

Okay so

Keng

Is child of light

[icy spruce]

anyways, R got muted

so uh

what they were gonna say is: Also. The child of light is legit a child of light but when he becomes king, he is shrouded from everywhere. Not one spec of light is seen

[rapid juniper]

Wait why did R got muted

[icy spruce]

they said

head to uh

yknow

and turns out that phrase is a mute word

so that's why I replaced that phrase with 'everything'

[rapid juniper]

Oh k

[icy spruce]

yep

[rapid juniper]

Welp

[icy spruce]

anyways, any thoughts in R's uhh

thought?

[lofty rover]

Ahem,
And it's as if they were ashamed of their own light.
Trying to fit in with the folks

[mint widget]

yea

[thin dirge]

Skybot is controlled by the mods, not the devs, so all of the stuff Skybot says wouldn't hint anything to the game particularly. So they're all just jokes-

[pseudo heart]

Skybot just wants to join in the Lore fun

[lofty rover]

Oh I just remembered a thought I had yesterday. While doing the missions, the memory we had to relive, in it we saw a literal person trapped in a dark plant

And we had to burn the darkness to make the memory go further which showed their grave

I'm not sure if the person trapped was the same who was trapped in the boulders

[celest badger]

How do I get my winged light back in Eden?

I went there yesterday for the first time, now my wings are restarted

[pseudo heart]

You're asking in the wrong place, dear

#questions-and-help or #eden-spoilers

[celest badger]

Thx

[cosmic willow]

those are all basic models like the manta call

and they seemed to be the second person helping cry spirit out to save the others

just found a lil detail
the pose when we finish the trial is the exact same as the prince’s coronation mural

[pastel brook]

Did someone call the fun police??

[bitter shale]

Wat

[icy spruce]

no SkyBot

sadly :(

[bitter shale]

The same pose when we got new wedge btw

[icy spruce]

and the fact

circles

in circles thing

is similar when we get a new wedge

[bitter shale]

Y e s

[icy spruce]

O

so King's first wedge was like

trials

darn

[mint widget]

ooo

[cosmic willow]

king got his second wedge in his coronation

[mint widget]

good for him

[icy spruce]

coolio

[cosmic willow]

same praying ppl like in the king orb eating mural accompanied by a shampoo bottle

they’re vault scholars alright

[icy spruce]

buy Vault Shampoo!

only for 2 candles

uhh

[cosmic willow]

*7

[icy spruce]

oh ye

wait

[cosmic willow]

vault stuff is expensive

[icy spruce]

Does your hair

keeps on uhh being not straight?

well introducing...Vault Shampoo!

[cosmic willow]

gives you flowing locks or makes you bald

[icy spruce]

yes

[cosmic willow]

like can we talk about how all of the vault spirits including seasonal ones either have the longest hair or are just bald(beards count as long chin hair)

there is no in between

[icy spruce]

that is so true

[cosmic willow]

so yeah vault shampoo
coming to a king propaganda store near you

[icy spruce]

or visit www.kingpropaganda.com

[mint widget]

hehe

[cosmic willow]

wash your hair with vault shampoo if your hair bugs in the trials and turns dark

but you’ll either have rapunzel hair or lose it
(elder hair not included)

[icy spruce]

it's a gamble!

and that's what makes it ✨ exciting ✨

[cosmic willow]

resize potions can step aside now,the newest gamble in sky is shampoo

[icy spruce]

yeah

I mean, who need resize potion to resize ya height when you have

✨ shampoo ✨

[cosmic willow]

resizes your hair

[icy spruce]

and makes your hair more shiny

[cosmic willow]

long or bald?try out vault shampoo to find out

[icy spruce]

buy now in your local King Propaganda store near you

or buy it online in www.kingpropaganda.com

[mint widget]

ok i will buy it right now

[cosmic willow]

yes

[icy spruce]

yess

[spark wave]

hello i have bought the vault shampoo the other day and i would like to return!
my hair is slowly looking like the vault wig and i am not happy with this, scammers.
i want my money back

[cosmic willow]

which wig

[icy spruce]

yeah, which wig?

[cosmic willow]

snatched weave or rapunzel

[spark wave]

this one

[icy spruce]

also, don't call KP scammers. that is disrespectful to King >:(

[spark wave]

ok soory but can i have my money back

[cosmic willow]

i thought we established that the vault ult gift isn’t hair

it has triangle patterns

[spark wave]

oh??

[icy spruce]

ohhh, I think you have to remove the uh cloth

and your hair would go out thing

[harsh pecan]

What’s the topic

[icy spruce]

Vault shampoo

[spark wave]

hm alright ill try that 🤨

[icy spruce]

someone called us scammer

[harsh pecan]

Oh wow

[icy spruce]

:(

[true grove]

[spark wave]

sorry it was meant to be a joke

[true grove]

What's the topic

[mint widget]

hi jelly

i have no idea

[spark wave]

hi zippy

[harsh pecan]

⬆️

[icy spruce]

hallo King Fan 1.0

[mint widget]

helso

[true grove]

Looks like there's no topic

[harsh pecan]

Yea

[icy spruce]

wonder what happened to King fan 2.0 and 3.0

[true grove]

I have something

[mint widget]

they r alive they r not active in this server tho

[icy spruce]

O?

[mint widget]

what do u have

[icy spruce]

ohno

[true grove]

From season of prophecy each season had a different design of lamp so i think all of those places were inhabited at different times

[mint widget]

oo

[true grove]

Property lamps are thr pot ones probably run on oil or something

[cosmic willow]

a more archaic feel i guess

[true grove]

Dreams are diamond shaped probably were used after vault was built because the diamonds were already being manufactured

[cosmic willow]

prophecy was kind of a prequel so oil lamps make sense

[true grove]

And in the current assembly season the lamps are much more designed suggesting that they were the most recent

I forgot the word lol

Hope you get the point by designed

[cosmic willow]

decorated lamps

[mint widget]

yea

[true grove]

Enchantment had diamond shaped lamps too and they also had some diamonds form vault so that might validate some points

[cosmic willow]

oh the vault boxes on a shelf in the spell shop

[true grove]

!spellshoppe

[pastel brook]

Yo, it's spelled S H O P

[true grove]

Lol it still works

[icy spruce]

O

wh at

that exis t

aeugh

[mint widget]

yehas

[lofty rover]

The reason why scholars are either bald or have a lot of hair is:
A. Cause they don't pay attention to hair, they don't have time to trim it.
B. Stress makes people bald

[harsh pecan]

Lol

[cosmic willow]

logic

[lofty rover]

Ye

[cosmic willow]

i will continue to attribute this to vault shampoo

[lofty rover]

That's real world logic. So automatically Not applicable to sky

[true grove]

C. They want to cosplay as egg

[cosmic willow]

little red riding hood but it’s the vault elder:

[lofty rover]

It's a scholar. They are trying to live as one. Its experiment not cosplay lmao

[true grove]

Maybe they do have hair but they wear over it
must be itchy

[lofty rover]

Hair getting in way of experimenting but they don't wanna shave it off.

Plus the vault doesn't seem that hot. Gives me the vibes that it's centrally air conditioned

[cosmic willow]

it’s probably the colour scheme but yeah,it does seem pretty chilly

feel like the only comfortably warm sky realm is prairie

[true grove]

Maybe vault is a huge refrigerator

[lofty rover]

Sky climate is temperate except rainforest being all rainforest

[cosmic willow]

there’s a shivering spirit there so it’s pretty wet and cold

valley is just w i n d

Eden is wind but deadly

[lofty rover]

Eden is everything but deadly

[cosmic willow]

true

[true grove]

The way valley is built there must be very strong winds at the stadium 👁️👄👁️ especially during snow storms.

Or maybe they avoid it because they live above the clouds

[cosmic willow]

it’s just really cold at cloud level irl so yeah
the world of sky is probably cold

[pseudo heart]

Probably why fire is v v important :V

Oh yeah

I remember someone making a chart of Sky realms' possible temperatures

It was either Johnny or Bricky gimme a sec

[icy spruce]

O

[pseudo heart]

This was pretty far back (by Mothmoth)
(If yall want the convo)
#lore-discussion-spoilers message

So apparently it wasn't from either of the two lmao

But I did remember Bricky talkin about it

Dang time flies so fast...

[icy spruce]

darn, I remember lurking cause I didn't understand

[pseudo heart]

Idk at which point of my stay here in Skycord I started actively talking in the lore chat

I think it was around October??

;0; IT'S BEEN 8 MONTHS #??$??"

[icy spruce]

w ha t

darn

I feel old

[pseudo heart]

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[icy spruce]

I

[pseudo heart]

Well.. 9 if u count a full month of lurking before busting in and started spewing nonsense

[icy spruce]

lmao

[cosmic willow]

i’ve lurked for about a day then started with the most confusing theories

[true grove]

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

[cosmic willow]

dk why but i feel like I’ve been here for a while despite technically being a lore moff

[true grove]

I love this xD

[bitter shale]

Huh

Sus

[true grove]

[pseudo heart]

Oh ye I noticed the lower right one before

Big sus

[true grove]

Or it's easier to reuse already available resources instead of making new hairstyles

Tho, maybe it connects to lore

[cosmic willow]

probably that

i could definitely see the cyan cape mohawk be an evolution scale of

[mossy bay]

welcome home

[cosmic willow]

aaaa thank you

[icy spruce]

O

[rain pond]

I think Valley is representative of a utopian Korea. Absolute luxury at the top, much like in the North, but at the bottom life is still pleasant. There is no significant conflict in Valley, only competitive races and fun.

[icy spruce]

maybe

[restive cosmos]

Jupiter is also the Roman name of Zeus, king of the gods, could be eden

[cosmic willow]

it’s like a short distraction from the hardship and rain of forest and after that wasteland hits you like a truck

[lofty rover]

If isle is desert, the minimum should be really low.

I mean as far as I remember geography, deserts real cold at night

[icy spruce]

yep

bery cold

[opal briar]

Antartica is a frozen dessert \o/

[icy spruce]

yes

[icy spruce]

(inhales)

welcome back to

CHAT GOT KRILLED! IM YA HOST AND TODAY'S CONTESTANT IS...VAO!

[thin dirge]

Weren't you the one who last commented here...?

[true grove]

Host can never krill the chat 😌

[icy spruce]

yes

cause that would be unfair ig

anyways

WITH A SCORE OF...19 MINUTES! THEY CURRENTLY PLACE 1ST PLACE IN THE DAILY LEADERBOARDS

BUT BEFORE THIS EPISODE ENDS I WANT TO THAN TODAY'S SPONSOR....KING PROPAGANDA!

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY'S EPISODE, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING

[true grove]

[icy spruce]

oh wait, I forgot the

cue ads

[karmic sequoia]

Isle is more like a beach than a desert.

[cosmic willow]

just with an unaccessible sea surrounding

it is an isle

wasteland is the true beach realm in my eyes
shrimp,sand,and lots of water

[split ingot]

ello guys I tried the vault shampoo and now my hair looks like this

[hushed glen]

WHTA

[cosmic willow]

that’s great

finally some feedback

[hushed glen]

Pollution!!

[split ingot]

and guess what
I rate this 10/10 hehe

[cosmic willow]

very cool gonna add that to the reviews column on www.kingpropaganda.net

[split ingot]

:D

[tardy dirge]

I'm wondering

Are these jellyfish wearing a crown?

At the end of ||eden||

[hushed glen]

Yes

King jellyfish

Also you don't need to spoiler anything here

[true basin]

If you guys had to each give the elders of sky an alignment, what would it be?

Examples of alignments: lawful neutral, chaotic good, chaotic evil etc....

[hushed glen]

Valley twins are chaotic evil for sure

[true basin]

Are you sure you know what chaotic evil means?

[hushed glen]

Valley twins can and will commit arson

[true basin]

Chaotic good then

I mean they do rule over valley. (Or maybe the spirits there just made their own stable law and order while the twins just throw some sports and parties every once in a while )

Do you think the twins are the type of leaders that are like "throw coins to the poor and hungry pretty sure that will solve everything"

[hushed glen]

CGKSKGXSCKGSKGCA

Yeah totally

[true basin]

I feel like Vault elder is definitely lawful neutral

Isle lawful good

Prarie neutral good

Im not sure about forest mama and grandpa high heels tho

[hushed glen]

Waste elder probably chaotic neutral

Forest is neutral evil(?)

[true basin]

Pffffftftfttftfftf

Forest neutral evil

Oh noes candle snatching intensifies

[cosmic willow]

did you see how hard they slam with that hammer

[hushed glen]

Yes

She's hammer lady

[true basin]

Ah yes, chaotic neutral seems fitting for gw

Forest mama lawful evil jk

[cosmic willow]

fights a war just because
sets krill loose cuz why not

[true basin]

Neutral evil forest mama will have no mercy, no honor + will let children just poof out of existence with no care in the world

Pretty sure forest mama still got some caring side

[hushed glen]

Yeah

[cosmic willow]

probably just lost all the care for children after some vague prince shenanigans

[true basin]

Wait, maybe forest mama sad and all moody cuz she and the prince broke up

[cosmic willow]

they do attribute rain (tears waa) to lost love in some folktales

[true basin]

ohOhOHo

interesting

Forest mama im feeling leans more to lawful evil, may still have mercy to the children and got some honor.

I mean the rain doesnt instantly poofs us

[pseudo heart]

Oh wow

I thought I entered seasonal chat by accident sjesmsk

[true basin]

im not here often, but i do enjoy lurking and reading theories people sent in here

[cosmic willow]

if she was responsible for diamond making that makes her rather professional

not to mention she was the only one who bothered to test if the fire was real or not by pounding it several times

definitely a lawful character

[pseudo heart]

Idk man but Forest mama feels like the most sane out of the bunch

[cosmic willow]

everyone else was like ooh fire seems legit

forest:squints

[hazy cliff]

That reminds me of one roleplay in which threw a coin to Forest Elder’s feet as a way to say “Hi, you seem cool, have something shiny”

[true grove]

Forest, valley and vault didn't use the fire to give themselves strength could that mean they arent corrupt

[hazy cliff]

I found it :D

: “I know how she feels.”

Forest: "You-" *looks at them and stops herself before saying "you know nothing", just stares at them*

: *growls*

: *tilts his head and looks at Forest* “...”

Forest: *growls back*

: *gets up, goes somewhere in the storage rooms, takes the first shiny coin they see and put it in front of Forest, then leaves*

Forest: "...what does it mean?"

: “...a gift.”

I think the do need the light, they just have something else to do with it

Actually the light does kinda recharge Forest, her clothes start glowing :D

And the might’ve just forgotten to take some of the light for himself before yeeting it into the sky, and he didn’t let have it

And Vault probably needed that light a lot but saw something else needed it more or whatever

And I have to go sadly
Bye, might come back later, might not

[lofty rover]

Forest mama my fav.

Isle elder is all. Prophecies. Must save future. Purpose. Yada yada.
Prarie is too happy. Too sus.
Wasteland speaks for itself lmao. Kinda feel bad for them.
Valley twins be too wild.
Vault be too knowledge-y.
Forest mama tho? Practical. Doubts things, gets angry. Would kill. Cries. I get her.

[hushed glen]

Yes

[thin dirge]

Prairie probably has depression

[lofty rover]

And I mean I am repeating this but she got the realm for teenagers.

[hushed glen]

Prairie represents childhood though

[lofty rover]

Prarie screams toxic positivity to me

[thin dirge]

So.... Forest represents the Edgy teenage phase???

[hushed glen]

Pretty much yeah

Just teenage years

[lofty rover]

Yeah

[true grove]

And isle represents birth 👁️👄👁️

[lofty rover]

Ye

[true grove]

I ment isle elder isn't representing birth in anyway

[hushed glen]

Isle elder: my realm represents birth but my design says old

[thin dirge]

Yep

[lofty rover]

Kids would like prairie I bet. But as someone who isn't a kid, to me it would seem obnoxious

[true grove]

Isle elder was that cool sci fi guy from the beginning

[hushed glen]

KGCSKGSCGK

[thin dirge]

I remember someone pointing out the Elders of their respective realm represents how a person would see adults in that stage

[lofty rover]

Yeah

That's why I love forest mama

[hushed glen]

I'd only like Sanctuary islands

[thin dirge]

For birth, adults would appear old

to babies, I guess?

[hushed glen]

OH YEAH

[true grove]

👁️👄👁️ hold up

[thin dirge]

Prarie is seen to be slightly playful with thw butterflies, the way Forest acts kinda represents how teens can see their parents

[lofty rover]

Sanc my fav. And surprisingly valley

[thin dirge]

Valley represents the competitiveness between adults

[true grove]

Ooo

Wasteland represents dread 😌

[hushed glen]

Haha yes

[thin dirge]

GW represents... Erm... Same as us? We see adults in the same position as us, I guess

Overworked

[lofty rover]

Gw feels world politics

[thin dirge]

Vault Elder allows us to do the job ourselves

[lofty rover]

You start seeing the dirty world

[thin dirge]

I was focusing more on the Elder than the area

[lofty rover]

Ah dang ye

Midlife crisis would be wasteland

[thin dirge]

The realms represents a lot of things.
Stages of grief, stages of civilization, stages of life, maybe even the 7 deadly sins, etc

[lofty rover]

Realms are the DABDA?

Never thought that

[thin dirge]

Well, not specifially the 5 stages (since there's 7 realms), but yeah

[lofty rover]

Not in sequence tho

[thin dirge]

Probs a reflection of the Elders' reaction to the fall of the Kingdom

[lofty rover]

I find DABDA as Eden

As it should be

I mean you feeling that

As you go through Eden

[thin dirge]

Isle: Shock
Prairie: Denial
Forest: Anger
Valley: Bargaining
Wasteland: Depression
Vault: Acceptance
Eden: Resolution

[hushed steeple]

wasteland represents everyone's emo phase in 2007

[hushed glen]

KGXSJGXSGCIJS

[lofty rover]

I thought that was forest

[thin dirge]

Well, as I said, the stages represents the stage the Elders were in as a reaction of Sky's fall

[lofty rover]

I like this but I think more than one realms take more than one stages

[hushed steeple]

forest is depresso without the rock phase

[lofty rover]

Oh ye

[thin dirge]

Isle is barren and empty, kinda like shock. We could also see that Isle has not recovered from whatever happened in Eden

[true grove]

Resolution
(Verb)
Yeeting children using the powers of a huge energy sucking diamond

Is it a verb?

[hushed glen]

WKGDJGS

[thin dirge]

Prairie is somehow full of happy things, you wouldn't know about the disaster of Sky going through it

[true grove]

I'm not sure

[lofty rover]

Ye

[true grove]

O

[thin dirge]

Also, the Prairie Elder sleeps a lot, as if to ignore everything else around him

[lofty rover]

Oh you mean atypical depression

[thin dirge]

Forest is Anger... Well, you could clearly see that with Forest's cutscene

[dawn surge]

Yall dont know the story of sky let me tell you we're little kids kidnapping other little kids so we make them work for us as fuel and then give it to dead children so we can go back to live and get more kids

[thin dirge]

But also, the rain is pretty much bitter as it hurts you. Forest Elder seems upset, but conveys this through impatience with us in her cutscene

Valley is Bargaining. Bargaining means false hope

[hushed glen]

We know the story but okay

[lofty rover]

Just logged in and out real quick cause a cute li'l chibi was sleeping at home and I would have 100% kidnapped

[dawn surge]

I mean the stars

You kidnap them :>

[thin dirge]

Very fitting with how Valley is filled races and fun stuff, and the Valley Elders seems to be competitive. As if a distraction from Sky's tragedy

[cosmic willow]

valley is quite the distraction

[thin dirge]

GW is depression. Very clear with Elder and the area itself

[cosmic willow]

for a while you can ignore the rain and the bones and listen to cheering,racing and see sights

[lofty rover]

(I stand near them, admiring. I usually get kidnapped)

Yeah Valley feels both bargain and denial

[thin dirge]

Denial and Bargaining seem similar, though Denial is pretty much denying the tragedy happened while Bargaining is more fo a distraction from it

[true grove]

Skyid: whaa... what is this place
Prairie elder: huh? Who? I was sleeping oof
Skykid: woah, you are a giant
Elder: oo whatcha got there
takes fire into hand
turns into a butterfly
Skykid: woahhhh :000
Elder: finally some peace
another moth walks into the room with fire

[pastel brook]

A "moth" is a new player. They have brown wings, they flap around uncontrollably, and they are drawn to flame!

[true grove]

Shut

[cosmic willow]

forest would make sense for teenage years and anger

[thin dirge]

Vault is acceptance. Clear with the Elder telling us the story, and how Vault is full of stuff and knowledge. Gained from acceptance

As you go through Vault, you pretty much see levels as a reflection of the past realms, the past stages of grief

[cosmic willow]

angy teenagers are common
plus forest was when i first understood what to do
at least the first constellation i could make a picture of

[thin dirge]

Eden... I would say is resolution

[cosmic willow]

it is

[thin dirge]

As in, confronting the tragedy itself

[cosmic willow]

it’s painful,it’s scary but you feel at peace when it’s done and over with

[thin dirge]

Eden is at the very centre of what causes all of this in the first place

What we do there is to do what we can, and it is with this confrontation with our past that we ascend

[lofty rover]

Bargain is not exactly distraction. But ye I see bargain in valley

[thin dirge]

Depicted in the dark room and we hug ourselves

No one saved us in the end but ourselves

[distant turtle]

Does anyone else try to put the structure of Eden together in your mind? It's hard to piece together since we only ever see one section at a time

[cosmic willow]

sky is a redemption arc basically

[lofty rover]

Sky is a journey

[hushed glen]

I could try, there seems to be several broken structures, even when ascending to orbit

[thin dirge]

Its kinda interesting since as I said, the stages of grief with each realm is a reflection to how the Elders reacted and processed the tragedy of Sky. But if Eden is resolution, that would link to to the Eden Elder's reaction to the Sky Kingdom

[hushed glen]

Eden was probably King's castle or something

[true grove]

Sky is Journey

[thin dirge]

Meaning the King/Prince's reaction to the problem was to face the storm as well

[restive cosmos]

Me too

[cosmic willow]

and he is not there to be saved anymore

[thin dirge]

coughs in Prince=Us theory

[cosmic willow]

honestly if we go with the wl are the king’s soul fragment theory is the king the pity room wl

[true grove]

Maybe they caused the storm and got corrupted and trapped so they couldn't do anything

[lofty rover]

The thing is, you have to go through DABDA to get to resolution. You can't just skip to it. Maybe that's how the king failed. He tried facing head on impatiently without properly addressing the DABDA

[thin dirge]

The WL belong to the statued skids in Eden tho

[cosmic willow]

true
still a firm believer of Prince R’Us

[hushed glen]

Not all of them though, since there's 99 winged light, and only 63 statues (in-game that is)

Could be more

[thin dirge]

Remember there was more than that

We also see other kids that couldn't be saved anymore

[hushed glen]

Yeah

[thin dirge]

When we're going through Eden, we see kid statues that immediately crumble when we get near to them

[restive cosmos]

Seven heavenly principles maybe

[cosmic willow]

that too i guess

guess it’s symbolism time

[restive cosmos]

Watch out,the bot can mute people

[true grove]

[distant turtle]

I guess it's like this

[hushed glen]

Yeah

[torpid maple]

when the vault elder is sus

[somber swallow]

its still nice to discuss it as if it was a piece of lore, i understand all of its a joke

since when has the vault elder been not sus

[true grove]

👁️👄👁️ can you turn of pings when replying to old message

[torpid maple]

sorry

my point stands

WHEN THE VAULT ELDER IS SUS

[true grove]

Vault elder is definitely hiding a lot of stuff

[torpid maple]

yeah, why else would they have alot of pots, unless those were just filled with water then its probably filled with hidden secrets and stuff, its sky and logic doesnt apply here, i mean we DID save dead ghosts in stop motion to feel emotions so

[somber swallow]

vault elder lives in the vault of knowledge yet she hasn't shown any knowledge

[torpid maple]

2+2 = fish
-vault elder

SHOOT MY BAD FOR PING

[somber swallow]

^^ sus tbh ^^

[true grove]

They literally shows us the king, what do you want 👁️👄👁️

[somber swallow]

more king knowledge

[hushed glen]

Am I the only one who sees the elders as male or female except for vault elder who I see as non-binary

[torpid maple]

imagine as DLC we get to go in "the LEG of eden"

[somber swallow]

pspspspsps king lore come here

[lofty rover]

Vault yeets us to Eden and you expect them not to be sus?

[somber swallow]

yeah Vault is a bit hardcore like that

[lofty rover]

They literally have skeletons in their closet

[torpid maple]

yeah tbh i always get this impression none of the elders actually like us theyre secretly just passing us onto each elder until one had enough and threw us into eden

[somber swallow]

what else is sus is when they bow to you in the final vault cutscene she literally does not bow

[torpid maple]

exactly my blue cheese cat friend

[slate saffron]

I agree!

[icy spruce]

O

what is happening

[lofty rover]

Cause they have enough knowledge to know that you aren't god or something. You are just a person who is here to do their job.

[torpid maple]

can anyone explain basic sky lore to me im too lazy to scroll up please-

[somber swallow]

the discussion of sus vault elder is happening here

[icy spruce]

Oh

Ye, Lamed is pretty sus

[pastel brook]

sorry, never heard of them, @icy spruce

[somber swallow]

i can try

[torpid maple]

do it

[somber swallow]

groovy

[icy spruce]

Why hello there

want some docs

[torpid maple]

i know NOTHING about sky lore, not even 1 bit

[lofty rover]

Chesca, no

[hushed steeple]

my lore idea

[torpid maple]

hit me with your best shot please

[hushed steeple]

is

that

[icy spruce]

ehe

[somber swallow]

oh okay ig im not explaining it anymore

[torpid maple]

hit me with your best shot

[icy spruce]

okao

[lofty rover]

Ahh. Bye bye. Down the rabbit hole another one goes.

[somber swallow]

enjoy the rabbit hole :D

[torpid maple]

you're at krill point

[cosmic willow]

pspsps come down here we have lore crumbs

tiny ones

[hushed steeple]

resh is not all of us lmao who things that?? anyways, i think resh is still residing in god knows where and is like dead and dumb but like you know oreo?? i feel like wheneever you meet oreo and when oreo vanishes, he goes to resh and tells him everything

[pastel brook]

@hushed steeple who?

[hushed steeple]

shut up litreally noone likes you

[torpid maple]

sky bot please notice me

[icy spruce]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10ZWJRGiJSrIXgDvJ4pST61moZbVB_hBExUjOaF-pmOE/edit

Here’s the canon doc

[lofty rover]

Um

I am right here tho

[torpid maple]

thanks

[hushed steeple]

not you, im talking about the real one

you know the one

not you

calmd down

[icy spruce]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-SOY_5WrhQ2ftVZEM9VMBsz92-n_53kBzQoHKmY2-24/edit

Here’s a doc that has a lot of theories if ya wanna add some theories or check some theories

[lofty rover]

If anything. I am the.. real one.
sobs

[hushed steeple]

no shut up

anyways

[somber swallow]

thats a cool theory and all but please try not to put others down for having perspectives different than yours

[spark wave]

HEL

[hushed steeple]

its just a sillly little joke omg teehee

[somber swallow]

its not cool when you dont let others openly discuss

still

[hushed steeple]

teehee

anyways

[cosmic willow]

how’s the forbidden poprocks

[hushed steeple]

uhhhhh

[lofty rover]

just being dramatic don't mind me anyone

[icy spruce]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BdMPoH0kRZOYDKvl2g5eQSH0h6JlvMHgBFs7P5Lg9NE/edit

Here’s a doc with the SkyShop poems since it also kinda contains lore @torpid maple

[spark wave]

it just doesnt make sense??? how can one person multiple to little kids

[cosmic willow]

soul fragments

[hushed steeple]

yeah but he isnt dead yet 😈

[spark wave]

i’m just confused yeah

[icy spruce]

I am confusion

[cosmic willow]

king was one of the first if not the first light child

[icy spruce]

(Prolly)

[torpid maple]

elders in a nutshell : OOOOO my back it HURTS Walks one step Cracks nonexistent neck death -CREDITS ROLL-

[hushed steeple]

and? that doens tmean he's every skykid in existence

[somber swallow]

i wonder if the King is an elder thats still alive but hes beyong saving at this point

[hushed steeple]

please

[cosmic willow]

he is now stuck somewhere and might not even be dead but he unalive

[somber swallow]

you may be describing limbo

[hushed steeple]

hes like a statue

[spark wave]

yes inside the diamond in pnr

[lofty rover]

He is inside the diamond

[hexed stratus]

he is stuck in eden 😈 i trapped him there myself

[hushed steeple]

hidden in the depe of da shawdows

[cosmic willow]

in simpler terms

[somber swallow]

imagine getting thrown into a diamond

[icy spruce]

it’s just a theory, jeez ya’ll

[mint widget]

i’m gonna go in the diamond and visit him

[somber swallow]

ive tried

[hushed glen]

I'm just

[somber swallow]

it yeets me into orbit

[mint widget]

he is so mean to us

[icy spruce]

[hexed stratus]

me outside of resh's diamond: let me in!! let me in please!!!! 🧐😢😢😢😢

[pastel brook]

@hexed stratus who dat?

[lofty rover]

I died near the diamond last time, just got good diamond shots nothing else.

[cosmic willow]

now eden was partly the kings fault and the children could be sent there for a rescue effort but all died

[hushed steeple]

another theory i have that resh is an epic pro gamer and he has an epic desktop and gamer chair

[pastel brook]

even though i'm a moth with a vast amount of knowledge, these names have eluded my grasp

[hushed steeple]

IM GOING TO ACTUALLY HURT YOU SKYSCOUT

[icy spruce]

Anyways, what is happening and why so lore chat so alive like wth

[somber swallow]

i have no idea

[icy spruce]

Anyways, concept names are kinda illegal

[cosmic willow]

now the only king can solve the problems he made and megabirb took some of the remaining light he had and split it into many many sky kids hoping that they could do what the king couldn’t

[somber swallow]

maybe its because king lore

[icy spruce]

So thats why

[mint widget]

i love king lore w

[lofty rover]

Guys. The king. Spare the bot and me. Call him the king

[spark wave]

same!

[true grove]

Don't use the concept names, it's confusing

[somber swallow]

this tbh

[icy spruce]

yep

[hushed steeple]

what

[icy spruce]

And its kinda illegal

[mint widget]

king my beloved <3

[icy spruce]

Look at the pins lol

[hushed steeple]

no 😈

[icy spruce]

(Our)

[true grove]

Unless you were mentioning to the member here

[somber swallow]

thats ok

[hushed steeple]

sure pop off

ig

[lofty rover]

I am your free pass to take the name but well you can't abuse that right lol

[hushed steeple]

anyueays, resh, you have an epic gamer chair and set up be happy

[pastel brook]

huh, who's that, @hushed steeple?

[hushed steeple]

sigh.

[lofty rover]

Thanks, ig?

[icy spruce]

congrats Resh

[pastel brook]

huh, who's that, @icy spruce?

[true grove]

👁️👄👁️

[icy spruce]

For the free uh stuff ig R

woo hoo

[mint widget]

sky bot.. ☹️

[hushed steeple]

guys lets see how many times we can make sky scout to say stuffs 😍

[cosmic willow]

the gamer chair is once again sponsored by king propaganda

[icy spruce]

mods will come and that’s not that good

[icy spruce]

yes

[zealous sedge]

no

[lofty rover]

insert am I joke to you meme

[icy spruce]

told ya

[hushed steeple]

hold my hand

ple

[somber swallow]

i wonder if the King has a personal ride, like chariot

[icy spruce]

Anyways, hallo fellow mod to uh...this chaos

[somber swallow]

yanno like a royal manta or bird he has a seat

[cosmic willow]

nah it’s the prince in a mech

[somber swallow]

^^ thats actually way better ^^

[lofty rover]

I thought he could fly?

[crimson grove]

I think you've been asked nicely by members here to be open to other theories and other players in this chat that might not be familiar with fanon names @hushed steeple. I would advise you to follow their advice

[true grove]

boon, your name smort 🧠

[hushed steeple]

I WAS LMAO?

[hexed stratus]

he rides megabird everywhere he goes /j

[hushed steeple]

dayum shorty :\ pop off ig

[crimson grove]

Now do move on with lore discussion please

[cosmic willow]

look at the one in the middle

[icy spruce]

Keng

[somber swallow]

oh my g o d

[true grove]

Ah king my beloved

[icy spruce]

And his mecha suit

[hushed glen]

King is wearing likr a mech suit thing

[mint widget]

i love you so much king

[lofty rover]

Why he dress like that.

[cosmic willow]

why not

[hushed glen]

WAIT HOW IS PRINCE BIGGER THAN HIM LMAO

[hexed stratus]

THE KING (crowd starts cheering)

[mint widget]

TRUE

[icy spruce]

KINGGG

[lofty rover]

No I am not judging his fashion but asking.

[hushed glen]

KING IS TINY

[true grove]

What if middle one is king's throne

[spark wave]

king so true so true never heard something like this marry my daughter

[cosmic willow]

when you got enough technology to levitate things you build yourself a giant mech

it’s called self care

[mint widget]

king take all my hearts and candles you can keep them all

[somber swallow]

telekinesis is canon in sky

[mint widget]

true

[somber swallow]

so he floated things to build mech?? idk

[hushed steeple]

I think the king, under all that, probably has a very broken down and deteriorated body but like, with rock skin n so he has crack in his body and so, he gets insecure and hides it in a big ol robe

[lofty rover]

Why is the Prince.. not shiny?

[icy spruce]

That would be very interesting

[cosmic willow]

giant darkstone hoodie to hide my insecurities

[hushed steeple]

PASPJDGF

[hushed glen]

GKXSXJGA

[somber swallow]

giant robe to hide my stash of crabs :D

[lofty rover]

Or he is trying to fit in and is ashamed of only one being shiny

[hushed steeple]

The king: you do not know the trouble I have gone through. flips over hoodie like an emo

[lofty rover]

Kid trying to be an adult

[icy spruce]

He’s tryna blend in with the cool kids ig

[spark wave]

king in emo phase what will he do

[lofty rover]

Cool elders ye

[somber swallow]

iTs NoT A phAsE mom proceeds to wreck eden

[mint widget]

HAHAHAHA

[hushed steeple]

The King probably trips over his own dumb feet bc he can hardly see

[true grove]

The real question is how can we make rainbow without rain or sun 👁️👄👁️

[somber swallow]

theres the bow part

[mint widget]

what’s he doin in there! somebody let him out

[cosmic willow]

vault elder: concern

[hushed steeple]

HAEG

[hexed stratus]

LET HIM OUTTT LET ME OOUTTT

[spark wave]

no he is for his evil silly crimes
he

[cosmic willow]

he standing in a giant mech

[hexed stratus]

FREE HIM

[cosmic willow]

no

[hushed steeple]

teh king: plz plz plz i want to be free, plz plz

[spark wave]

#dontfreeking

[hushed steeple]

#freeking

he aint do nothing wrong

[lofty rover]

It's a shackle he created himself.

[somber swallow]

i feel like one of the elders with long arms put him up there and wouldnt let him down

[true grove]

King is controlling all of us 🤖

[lofty rover]

Gotta face consequences, kid.

[mint widget]

w

[hushed steeple]

He got scared of seeing skykids and went into hiding

he was like

[spark wave]

he did so much 🤬

[hushed steeple]

ayo what the hell 😭

[cosmic willow]

imagine thinking your king is a 11ft tall menace of a skid but they’re shorter than half a chibi

[lofty rover]

Aww

[hushed steeple]

Imagine the king grew into it all 😮

[sly fractal]

king is like the same height as a chibi with tiny spell

[lofty rover]

Awwwwe

[mint widget]

he was so small why didn’t they stop him they could’ve just picked him up and put him in time out

[hushed steeple]

exactlyy

[cosmic willow]

growth spurts

[icy spruce]

Ikr smh smh

[somber swallow]

alternate theory coming

[spark wave]

he did all of this bc they didnt order mcdonalds so he went inside a giant robot

[cosmic willow]

and this is why he made the mech

[hushed steeple]

like if hes so baby then why didnt the elders be like 'hol up lil sonny boy'

[lofty rover]

He got his teenage growth spurt and an emo phase.
So a skid getting puberty killed a civilisation. No wonder sky mama angry

[hushed steeple]

I like to think the corrupt king would have been ssome sort of mech but since corruption occur, it broke his body and he became such

[cosmic willow]

king sitting in a mech is the equivalent of a kid locking themselves in a room to avoid talking to their parents

[true grove]

Prince probably has emo hair behind his mask

[somber swallow]

the king's entire body is actually under the robe and he IS giant but he cant see so he has a little ratatouille on his head controlling him

[sly fractal]

that's why we're permanently children now lol

[hushed steeple]

|| eden elder when ||

[spark wave]

HE DOES
at least thats how zippy draws him and cosplays as him

[mint widget]

STOP

[somber swallow]

wo

[spark wave]

HELP

[cosmic willow]

excuse me

[mint widget]

JELLY

[hushed steeple]

oo i should show my king art

[spark wave]

HI

[true grove]

The huge golem in office was supposed to be in sky world. Could that be-

[spark wave]

OK ILL DELETE IT IM SORRY

[mint widget]

MO ITS OK

[spark wave]

HHLEP

[hushed steeple]

wheres the freaking art channel besties

[icy spruce]

#sky-fanart-sketches-and-art-chat

[spark wave]

#sky-fanart-sketches-and-art-chat and #completed-sky-fanart-and-creations

[somber swallow]

bestie the channel right here ^^

[hushed steeple]

ty bestie ❤️

[icy spruce]

or that

ye

[hushed steeple]

how do y'all kidnap kids here?

[somber swallow]

we dont

[lofty rover]

I get kidnapped

[somber swallow]

we throw them into orbit

or at least i do

[mint widget]

hehoo

[somber swallow]

im literally the worst moth babysitter alive

[hushed steeple]

like u befriend them??

[cosmic willow]

just had the funniest thing happen

[hushed steeple]

mostly moths?

[lofty rover]

This sounds so wrong.

[somber swallow]

the moths usually friend me and then like

lead me somewhere

and i make sure they dont die

[icy spruce]

I’m the one that usually friends moff

[mint widget]

lead them to point of no return they’ll be fine

[hushed steeple]

bruh i literally let the moth lead me till we die

[icy spruce]

And then I accidentally kill 7 of them

[somber swallow]

i accidentally lost a moth in wasteland while i was co-babysitting with another player

and yeah we both agreed we sucked at it

[hushed steeple]

i love an aggressive moth

[somber swallow]

99% chance moth got krilled after we lost him

[hushed steeple]

so cute

[lofty rover]

trembling moff sounds
Monsters

[somber swallow]

i know

[hushed steeple]

[somber swallow]

im such a disgrace to moffs smh

[hushed steeple]

im a moff myself

[lofty rover]

I am a moff and yet I get kidnapped by Moffs and then they lead me

[somber swallow]

ooo nice nice

[hushed steeple]

same

lmao

[somber swallow]

hows the Sky world for you so far?

[hushed steeple]

ok

[somber swallow]

cool

[icy spruce]

it’s okay

[lofty rover]

Almost a month in my friends say my mode of transportation is being kidnapped

[somber swallow]

oop

[lofty rover]

Though I accidentally made myself very tall now so I g not happening anymore.
So let's get back to lore

[somber swallow]

yea lore

[icy spruce]

So like

Lore chat died

F

[somber swallow]

F

[mint widget]

rest in peace lore chat you had only 60 seconds of life

[lofty rover]

It had its moment

Kay so why isn't the Prince not shiny anymore

I liked the shiny boi, it's the rarer pokemon

[somber swallow]

shiny as in he do the ✨ glow ✨ or??

[lofty rover]

In the mural

[somber swallow]

i see

[lofty rover]

Wait

Basic doubt

Why do we not see him normally

In the mural

[mossy bay]

what mural are you referring to the one in the prophecy caves?

[lofty rover]

Ye

[somber swallow]

he looks like a dandelion

[lofty rover]

Ngl I like that imagery

[icy spruce]

Maybe its like symbolism or smhng

Like

[mint widget]

the

[icy spruce]

King is the light

[mint widget]

is this what we’re talking abt

[icy spruce]

Of the Sky world

[somber swallow]

yes

[mossy bay]

we don’t see him normally because he was always the chosen one

[icy spruce]

We dont see him cause he dead

[mint widget]

m

[icy spruce]

Like non-existant

[somber swallow]

the lines on his head could be the crown

[lofty rover]

Then why show him to us after the trial

[somber swallow]

because ig the trials are all about proving yourself worthy of being prince

we cant be prince but

we can be shown how the prince became prince

[lofty rover]

It's like his existence is only for the worthy who won't misuse the knowledge of his existence

But if you remove the Prince everything else is still there

[mossy bay]

why show him to us after which trial? the final one? because he acquires all the elements from the trials and gifts them to each of the elders he then shows people to the light and allows them to ascend?

[lofty rover]

Ye but then why hide it when we come back

I clearly did the trial

[somber swallow]

is it weird that the elders in the mural hold their light for everyone to see but the wasteland elder holds it like hes hiding it

[lofty rover]

Why do I have to do it again to see him

[mossy bay]

you don’t have to complete the trial again to see him you only need to stand on the floating rocks and light the fire no?

[sick obsidian]

You need to light the braziers to reveal the murals

Edit: oop I was a tad late

[lofty rover]

Nope

[somber swallow]

yeah you dont have to do it again

[lofty rover]

You have to though?

[somber swallow]

???

[lofty rover]

If you exit and come back he isn't there

[somber swallow]

yeah bc you need to light the little fire bowls on the floating stones

[icy spruce]

I’ll just drop this just in case or smthng

[lofty rover]

The what now

[somber swallow]

omg pfff

[sick obsidian]

Yeah, you only need to light the braziers in the prophecy main cave, no trials necessary.

[lofty rover]

I-

[sick obsidian]

Little metal pits that you can light, they float on some of the stones there.

[somber swallow]

i love how the elders hold their lights up high n stuff

but vault elder and isle elder are sitting there like

[mossy bay]

i’m not sure i understand your question? you are wondering why you even have the light the fire in order to view him? it’s possibly a mechanic to make sure only players who complete the trials are even able to set off the murals

[icy spruce]

They dont have an element, L

[lofty rover]

Ye true

[icy spruce]

imagine not having an element

-Forest, Valley, GW, Prairie

[lofty rover]

You need to light the light to see the one thing made of light

[pseudo heart]

Howdee lore chat what's happenin

[lofty rover]

bows

Howdee

[cosmic willow]

that’s a lot of light

[lofty rover]

Sky is a lot of light

[icy spruce]

Howdee there mate

‘Nyways, we’re talkn bout King and trials

Nothin new or anything

(Maybe)

[mint widget]

yayayayayayyayayyayayayayyayayay

[icy spruce]

E

[pseudo heart]

I see I see, inchresting

[mossy bay]

is everyone under the impression that we are reliving the trials from the king / princes perspective? the lack of colour makes me believe it’s a memory instead of real-time

[cosmic willow]

that makes a lot of sense

[lofty rover]

Trials are just plain weird. Too much effort

[cosmic willow]

but no haven’t considered that

[pseudo heart]

Trials,, I don't think they were the same before the fall

[sly fractal]

funny that there's stars falling in the mural, no? the 4 on the left side

because arent the people of sky fallen stars according to the opening cutscene?

[pseudo heart]

Yeah,, uhh we're still confused bout that bit

[lofty rover]

I still don't know what the three fallen stars are at the entrance of isle

[cosmic willow]

yk today i considered that the prophet statues were replacements after the prophets became spirits

then realised how ridiculous it is for the fire prophet to just stand in a giant bunch of darkness without pest control

[pseudo heart]

Lmao u ever think fire trial could've been buddies with the shadows

[lofty rover]

I never understood fire trial

[sly fractal]

the were fire prophet's pets /j/j

[lofty rover]

Wait those circles have bodies?

[cosmic willow]

does that make the sky prince a disney princess

[pseudo heart]

Fire prophet: sees someone enter the trial then looks at the shadows Go easy on them today, ye?

[lofty rover]

You do know the air trial is elsa's castle, right?

[sly fractal]

why are the trials all snow and ice anyways?

[icy spruce]

I would say the trials are just dreams or smthng

[cosmic willow]

because it’s shiny

[icy spruce]

Stimulation

[cosmic willow]

and also sliding physics for difficulty

[pseudo heart]

The reason why we become shiny is just the snow sticking to our skin

[sly fractal]

sounds cold

[cosmic willow]

imo it’s like that the colours have faded overtime

[next axle]

has anyone noticed the pants icon in ||pnr walls|| lmao

[pseudo heart]

When you get the visual bug glitch in the trials it's actually just showing the original color

[cosmic willow]

but considering that we don’t lose anything when we fall/get wormed it could be a simulation

[pseudo heart]

No need to spoiler here

[sly fractal]

i just remember the trials having the snow sound effect as opposed to sand or smth

[cosmic willow]

always thought it was snow

[sly fractal]

pic? because i dont lol

[lofty rover]

Where snow what

I zoned out

[sly fractal]

in the trials

[lofty rover]

All of them?

[sly fractal]

which is strange because isle is sand

[icy spruce]

A

[lofty rover]

Earth doesn't feel Ice more like marble or something idk

[next axle]

im going there just to take a pic, wait a min

[lofty rover]

Water and wind ye

[icy spruce]

I propose that trials is not real and is just a stimulation thing

Adios

[sly fractal]

well the ground is snow is what i was saying

[lofty rover]

Ah

[sly fractal]

bye

[lofty rover]

I need a break lol

[sly fractal]

ok

[icy spruce]

Okao

Adieu R

[lofty rover]

I thought you were leaving too

Could have car pooled. Well Kay then. Ciao

(Save environment, kids, else, looks at wasteland)

[icy spruce]

yep, and don’t do anything destructive

(looks at Eden)

[sly fractal]

[icy spruce]

hehehe, they don’t know...

I mean, stay krilled chat, bery good for business:)

[pastel brook]

Skybrah's fun fact of the day: 8 hours of sneep snorp a day keeps Dark Dragons away

[icy spruce]

shut

[lofty rover]

Kay I k I was leaving

I left for isle

I can't believe I didn't see the two kids making diamond in the intro cave

The stars fell and then they made diamonds

That helped them get power to begin a kingdom in sky

I feel so moff

The civilisation was dying in isle. And that's why they are praying to the skies

Referring to these two just putting it here

[pseudo heart]

People praying to the stars is also depicted in Ark's murals tho

I think it's the opposite tho

Civilization started in the Isle

I think the people of Sky already had some sort of astrolatry even before the fall

[lofty rover]

From what I just saw in isle

It felt like the civilisation was at ground

They got the fallen stars

Made diamonds somehow

And went above the clouds

And the cave, is about helping set a new civilisation in clouds

Which happened cause shiny boi came and helped them stabilise this new civilisation

The "dawn" or "birth" of a new world

[next axle]

has anyone else seen this pants icon on pnr walls

[sly fractal]

that dark spot?

huh

[next axle]

pants

[sly fractal]

pants indeed

[next axle]

pants

why

[sly fractal]

i dont think it means much tbh

[somber swallow]

pant

[sly fractal]

lore chat got beaned

[lofty rover]

Here. King pic

Featuring bird feet

[distant turtle]

Do you think they are retconning "The Prince" to be Le Petit Prince?

Nah, must be just a visitor

[icy spruce]

prolly

most likely

very likely

I don't think they're gonna officially introduce Prince/King

[icy spruce]

chat got krilled

[pastel brook]

You want me to play you a lullaby or what?

[icy spruce]

sadge

yes pls

[icy spruce]

Chat is so dead

[pastel brook]

🛏️

[icy spruce]

No

I need l o re

SkyBot

Therefore, sleep shall not exist

[distant turtle]

But they have officially in a sense with the Isle spirit memory combined with the Cave of Prophecy. I expect that a future season will continue the story.

[icy spruce]

Ye

but then it might be another not Prince (or smthng idk, I’m just paranoid)

[distant turtle]

The thing is that I imagined such a season as having a little Vault side hallway like next season has. And, it's about a Prince, but it's not our Prince of lore.

[lone hull]

told ya.

[jovial wolf]

the thing u call prince, is that the thing we see eating a sphere in the vault cutscene ?

[tough marten]

yes that shows that the king and mega bird used to work together....

[jovial wolf]

but... is there other representation of him in the game ?

[true grove]

It's possibly the king

We don't have any other hint for the prince in game other than the prophecy constellation

They could be the same person

[pastel brook]

who needs mods, skybot to the rescue!

[normal berry]

@glass sentinel
"So the red crystal is science gone horribly wrong?"
maybe, I think they definitely have something to do with the giant diamond in the eye of eden, somehow the elders got too carried away in their hubris and created something they couldn’t control

[tacit lake]

Has anyone else noticed how similar the castle in Eden and the flying race in Valley are?

I don't really have anything to go with it, just an observation

[tired vault]

Why does broken Eden altar have all elders but not the King? Who warned the ancestors not to move into the forest?

Theory:

The Holy Burrito is a time travellor

Any questions?

[tacit lake]

Yes - how?

[tired vault]

The Holy Burrito is All Powerful, next question

[tacit lake]

So, why is there a burrito in the Sky?

Can it fly?

[tired vault]

Who are we to question the Holy Burrito?

Of course it can fly

It’s a burrito

They all fly

[mint widget]

wha t

[tacit lake]

So, the pipes in Wasteland were really just to honor the burrito?

[tired vault]

Yes

I see you have read the lore

I approve

[tacit lake]

So why are there pipes in Eden?

And Forest?

[tired vault]

The Holy Burrito won the civil war and erased the king from history—the same reason that the king is missing from the broken altar in eden

No, the forest pipes are much more angular

[tacit lake]

I mean the ones near the whale bones, those look like the ones from Wasteland

[mint widget]

_ _

[tired vault]

Time travel

[tacit lake]

Can't argue with that

[tired vault]

Can’t erase the events and evidence leading up to His existence, but can add stuff there to help the ancestors survive to witness His reveal

Standard Time Travel Rules

[tacit lake]

I think I missed a part of the lore, what reveal?

[tired vault]

After the ancestors followed the King into destroying all their resources, the Holy Burrito revealed Himself in his infinite mercy to bring glory to all those that opposed the king. A civil war ensued where the king was finally destroyed. The Holy Burrito began the dismantling process that would bring balance ti the world and peace to the people, but at the 11th hour, Megabird swooped in and just atom bombed everyone and claimed to be a merciful God. In His grief of losing His precious people, the Holy Burrito sealed Himself out of Time—in that island you can see from the home Island. As Sky kids it is our inherited duty to reach that island and bring back love and hope to the Holy Burrito

[tacit lake]

I hate how a joke theory makes this much sense

[mint widget]

m

[tacit lake]

Could capes have been inspired by how the burrito was wrapped?

Because time travel

[tired vault]

😮 YES

[icy spruce]

EXCUSE MOI?

I mean, I know this is an alternative universe but

w ha t, YOU DARE THINK KIMG

IS WEAKKK

NOOO

how dare you offended KP!

[tired vault]

Well, he did lose, so...🥱

[icy spruce]

shut

Anyways

YOU DARE MOCK OUR KING, YOU UHH

(hey so like)

[tacit lake]

Crab?

[icy spruce]

(uhh I need a joke insult)

(Thanks)

YES

CRAB

Y-YOU KRILL

[tired vault]

Along with being a Priest of the Holy Burrito, I am the Creb Lord, what of it?

[icy spruce]

Oh cool

[tacit lake]

...are crabs part of the Burrito Theory?

[icy spruce]

Anyways, AS THE (kind of?) CEO OF KP, UHH

YOU ARE NOW OUR ENEMY OR SMTHNG

[tacit lake]

If they like the burrito so much, they should honor it. Send them to Wasteland.

[icy spruce]

coolio

[tired vault]

Wasteland elder is canonically part of HBT

[tacit lake]

Explain?

[mint widget]

idrk whats going on but no thoughts only king<3