lore-discussion-spoilers

[pale geyser]

good night

[icy spruce]

I

what do you mean fifth grade I

[pale geyser]

lmao I KNOW

[icy spruce]

what?

[hushed steeple]

Yes it’s 7:50 imma head out

[icy spruce]

cool

[pale geyser]

what the- AAAAAAAAHh is that lightmode

[icy spruce]

it's 11:1

fifty one

I forgot my five key broke

[hushed steeple]

Pure white

I don’t like void color

[pale geyser]

oof

[pale geyser]

more oof

[icy spruce]

:(

[hushed steeple]

Is this a chat

I thought it was lore

[tribal badger]

In my midst of excitement i literally broke a vase

[icy spruce]

it's lore chat

[icy spruce]

I

[exotic berry]

Please, Lore. Otherwise we’ll be on the receiving end of modwords.

[icy spruce]

oh ok

LORE

[hushed steeple]

I’ll get ya started with a king statue

[icy spruce]

LORE

[tribal badger]

Yeah lets get to lor

[icy spruce]

eeeee

[pale geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-kid-you-shouldnt-have-done-that-gif-13250131

[tribal badger]

AOOOOO PROPAGANDA MANNN

[hushed steeple]

Yeeeehs mr king

My favorite character

[pale geyser]

lmao, the king is honestly the most confusing part of the lore to me

[teal orbit]

thats cuz there are so many theories...

[hushed steeple]

Kinggggg tall man he absolute tower

[icy spruce]

So, I asked someone to send King propaganda meme one, someone has it but it's their keyboard so hhhhhhhhhhh

[tribal badger]

Some say they are the little star that fell into isle
.

[hushed steeple]

I say king is tall mannn

[teal orbit]

most likely

[teal orbit]

thats their mech

[pale geyser]

some say king got in the robot and that he isn't actually tall

[teal orbit]

yes

[icy spruce]

yee

[pale geyser]

yes

[icy spruce]

Giant mech suit

[teal orbit]

their eye is the cockpit

if u see closely

i still can`t believe the king is canon

[exotic berry]

Personally fall on the side of Prince ≠ King.

[hushed steeple]

He want your wings give them to him

[pale geyser]

ancestors had genders right... but do skids have them? The only way to really tell is from cosmetics

[icy spruce]

Nah, they don't

They non binary

[teal orbit]

yup

[exotic berry]

If they’re little golems, I don’t think so.

[icy spruce]

Like, everyone in Sky are non binary

Including SKids

[pale geyser]

Yeah I thought they didn't

[icy spruce]

hh

[teal orbit]

omg omg i just realized smth

[icy spruce]

O

[teal orbit]

we DO know wut skids are made of

[pale geyser]

0_0

[icy spruce]

cool

[hushed steeple]

I like propaganda so I have a bunch of king photos

[teal orbit]

like confirmed

[exotic berry]

Clay, earth, etc.

[teal orbit]

nonono

its light

[quiet crystal]

Hehe I’m back what are we talking about?

[teal orbit]

not clay OR rocks

[icy spruce]

cool

[teal orbit]

100% light

[pale geyser]

I'm pretty sure they have light INSIDE

[teal orbit]

we ARE creatures right?

[icy spruce]

What materials are skid made off

[hushed steeple]

More propaganda

[icy spruce]

thank you

[pale geyser]

keng and his trident

[teal orbit]

yes, but im saying completely made out of light

[icy spruce]

lol

[pale geyser]

but how? we can see the stone

[teal orbit]

ik

[hushed steeple]

It would be cool if wasteland stayed like this.

[exotic berry]

Interesting theory. I don’t personally subscribe to it. But go for it ~

[teal orbit]

but the livestream says all creatures are made of light

[icy spruce]

yee

[pale geyser]

back when it still resembled Journey

[hushed steeple]

Me, a Journey player
what what is it Journey lore I haves lots of that’s you wants it talks about Journey yes yes

[tribal badger]

Honestly it would make a bit more sense because of the city square and how the valley leads into it.

[teal orbit]

this "light" can take on the appearance and texture of things like stone or flesh
but the canon doc clearly states the material that makes up all creatures in sky is light...

[tribal badger]

Because the valley race leads you to the city gates

[pale geyser]

back when krill were called "dark forces" and looked like birds

[pale geyser]

Me, also a journey player
HOh? You're approaching me?

[teal orbit]

the canon doc says even the krill and crabs are made of light

[icy spruce]

*were

probably

[hushed steeple]

Gasp

[exotic berry]

I don’t think the devs were considering Skykids as creatures at the time. But hey~

[hushed steeple]

A fellow traveller

[tribal badger]

me also another journey player: sweats

[hushed steeple]

Yesyesyesyes

[icy spruce]

But ye, I also agree with krills are corrupted sice canon lore doc said all creatures are made of light. hhh

[pale geyser]

[teal orbit]

the law canon is hard, but it is the law canon

[tribal badger]

Krill are light krill yummy bois

[icy spruce]

**me, a person that know journey but can't play it :sweats **

[exotic berry]

For those speaking of Journey:

#lore-discussion-spoilers message

[pale geyser]

lmaOo

[pale geyser]

yeah i read that A while ago

[teal orbit]

#other-tgc-games

[hushed steeple]

I wants it to come back

[tribal badger]

Wo a

OH WAIT

[pale geyser]

i need it

[teal orbit]

baaaaaccccc to lore

baaaaccc to lore folks

[pale geyser]

yeah.

[teal orbit]

#other-tgc-games

[pale geyser]

the keng

[teal orbit]

thats where u talk journey

[tribal badger]

THIS

[fading peak]

[icy spruce]

That looks

uhhh

L O N G L E G S

[tribal badger]

As much as i want to go on about a leg
lets get back to lore

[icy spruce]

THEY TRY TO PUT ME IN THE COVER OF VOUGE

BUT MY LEGS ARE TOOOO LOONGGGG

OK LORE

[pale geyser]

doesnt have arms OK LORE

[hushed steeple]

More propaganda man?

[icy spruce]

cool

[exotic berry]

my god the candle is half its size

[icy spruce]

lmao

[pale geyser]

he has EYES?

[tribal badger]

Was Golden Wasteland a city once? Because Valley said about how the race would lead you to the city gates?

bIGANNNNN

[icy spruce]

oh ye, I remember that theory

[gilded spoke]

dude someone hacked the game lol

[hushed steeple]

A different concept of him. In the other one he a star head

[willow shoal]

Here're some of my previous collection

[icy spruce]

Like, GW was a place for low class citizens where they uhhh labor stuff

[tribal badger]

What are those diamonds
Some kind of diamond authority?

[gilded spoke]

no

[tribal badger]

ok

[pale geyser]

oof i saw that

[icy spruce]

h

[tribal badger]

wait

[exotic berry]

Possibly. The Broken Temple area has bridge rubble, buildings, etc. next is the juicer room in the graveyard. I don’t see any buildings in graveyard but eh~

All in all, it looks more like it’s an industrial area, specializing in mass energy production and exporting it.

[tribal badger]

Ohhh

[icy spruce]

Might be a city for low class

to labour

for diamonds n stuff

[lethal stump]

Please do not try to circumvent the filter, it’s there for a reason

[teal orbit]

i tried to write the t word
in "the skids are made of light from head to t-word"
but the filter got rid of it...

[tribal badger]

The t word was taken out.

[icy spruce]

oh

[hushed steeple]

Yes

[tribal badger]

Check pins in general

[lethal stump]

yea bc discussion over that word was getting rude

[icy spruce]

huh

[teal orbit]

how?

[exotic berry]

Possibly, but concept art seems to suggest that the two mountains in Valley were where they housed people, with one mountain being the upper class, the other being middle and lower.

Also leaning towards this symbol being the Valley name or logo~

[tribal badger]

Ohhh

[icy spruce]

true

[teal orbit]

there was no city for the lower class

prob

i think...

[lethal stump]

Again, please do not try to circumvent the filter, its there for a reason

[tribal badger]

Maybe the village is lower class?

[fading peak]

Unpaid mandatory labor could very well be possible

Many ancient civilizations were built on that

[teal orbit]

also, acording to the devs, except for VoD, if u can see it, thats a high class mansion

[exotic berry]

Interesting.

[teal orbit]

cuz all the low class places are under cloud cover

[lethal stump]

oh, Ash actually (somewhat) confirmed those symbols are meant to be reminiscent of the King

[teal orbit]

quote quote

[neat fractal]

Also, what's the paddle image at the end of the valley race? Is it supposed to be an object or someone legit painted it there?

[teal orbit]

I-

[neat fractal]

Sorry to randomly butt in!

[teal orbit]

thats... not how it works...

[lethal stump]

that looks just like a graphics bug

[tribal badger]

Its okay!

Im kidding my bad

[teal orbit]

do i see ahsoka`s lightsabers?

[exotic berry]

B-but... it could still. Mean. Valley. Right uncle Bricky? R-Right?

[teal orbit]

lmao

he does give off that feeling

[lethal stump]

it is actually more common for wealthy folk to gravitate towards higher altitudes as they can often afford the extra things required to live there
poorer folk work in the farmland or factories, so of course they wouldn’t live in higher altitudes

[neat fractal]

Everytime I passed it I thought a past spirit or sth left it there but then i stopped and noticed it's just a picture
My life is a lie

[fading peak]

Perhaps it was an abandoned sports tool, everything else in Sky is laid about in random ruin, so some objects as small as a sports tool wouldn’t be surprising

[lethal stump]

It could depending on how you look at it, imo it just means that the King had very strong control over the Valley

[fading peak]

Seems like the king had a very powerful influence Ms control over the whole kingdom

[exotic berry]

He was at the least, very persuasive. He had tons of massive statues built of himself. But most probably was powerful~

[lethal stump]

@willow shoal That last image is datamined, please remove it

[willow shoal]

oops

[silver forge]

hey all reminder to please don't circumvent the filter!

[icy spruce]

what happened

[teal orbit]

datamined?

[exotic berry]

I was reading. Now I am not~

[quiet crystal]

Me too

[lethal stump]

datamined means it was taken from the game files, which is against TOS

[teal orbit]

i see a gen 2 skid

thats gen 2 right?

[icy spruce]

no idea

[willow shoal]

I need to go class now, bye everyone

[quiet crystal]

Cya

[icy spruce]

mkay, byee

cya later

[exotic berry]

~~I really need to learn how to art. Everyone has such pretty little lore tidbits wrapped up in art~ ~~

[icy spruce]

O

[teal orbit]

i think i found isle in the mural (for ppl who werent here last time)

[exotic berry]

Isle from the air~

[lethal stump]

it’s a circle...it’s so strange

[icy spruce]

huh

[fading peak]

[teal orbit]

this could only mean one thing

i think

maybe

idk

[quiet crystal]

[fading peak]

We’ve come full circle, guys

[exotic berry]

It took that picture for me to figure out it’s supposed to be an actual island, with the edge just being obscured by the clouds.

[pale geyser]

where can you find corrupted descendants?

[exotic berry]

From the pic? The crystal-kids are on the slopes of Eden.

[quiet crystal]

Before the winged lights hallway with the krill

[pale geyser]

how come their crystals are blue though

[teal orbit]

it looks like isle was a planned island.... with lots of land reclamation...

[lethal stump]

it’s a beta thing

[teal orbit]

right folks?

am i wrong?

[lethal stump]

in beta, those crystals were blue, not red

[teal orbit]

its a perfect circle

[lethal stump]

we can’t tell you you’re wrong bc there’s no right or wrong theories

[teal orbit]

wait what crystal

[lethal stump]

we can only speculate

the crystals in eden

they used to be blue

[teal orbit]

i was asking, does canon contradict it...

[pale geyser]

the crystals on the crystal kids, i saw them in the pic and wondered why their crystals are blue

[teal orbit]

oh.

ok

[exotic berry]

Also, is it canon that half of Isle’s temple is just. Missing? The building is just cleanly cut in half~

[teal orbit]

yes

but no rubble

its likely the isle elder was grifted by their contracter

i dont think it was cut..

[teal orbit]

that is a second generation sky kid

[exotic berry]

I could fabricate the excuse that the temple being the way it is facilitated easy boat liftoff but. That’s a stretch~

[glad galleon]

PLSSSSDKSKDJKFJFK

[fading peak]

Maybe it was literally cut off erosion?

[glad galleon]

THE LEGS LOOK LIKE KNIVES
WHY IT LOOK SO MATHEMATICAL-

[exotic berry]

That was a very polite sort of erosion.

[teal orbit]

too clean... prob not erosion

[fading peak]

Like, there’s water all over that place right? And water in the clouds. It could be that over the centuries the water cut at the temple and smoothed it out

[teal orbit]

again, erosion is highly unlikely

[exotic berry]

It looks like the devs may have just not considered the possibility players would turn around. Which I hate saying because it brings up game mechanic vs lore.

[teal orbit]

aaaaaah

my nemesis

game mechanics

[fading peak]

Devs: “Oh crap they turned around”

[teal orbit]

currently, our best explanation is easy boat takeoff

OR...

[tribal badger]

so I noticed this in the colosseum and it definitely looks like the base that holds up the statue in village-

[stark marten]

[exotic berry]

[teal orbit]

maybe the back half of the isle temple is detachable... like a giant spaceship that can dock on the temple.... maybe its on a prolonged mission...

aaaaaah

[tribal badger]

w

[teal orbit]

no beta here

[tribal badger]

what

[quiet crystal]

Oh yeah

[teal orbit]

soooo wut dya think

[hushed steeple]

Why do we start the game with a mask instead of without?

And why do we need to purchase the option to not wear one :pEyes:

[fading peak]

[finite lava]

good question

[stark marten]

I think that may be a case of, we are intended to wear a mask but some players asked for the option to not have one so TGC added it as a purchase option at some point

Not necessarily lore lol

[tribal badger]

pays to rips off fac e

[fading peak]

It’s mandatory to prevent the spreading of diseases

[finite lava]

oh boy-

[tribal badger]

okay anyway. The valley citadel

[hushed steeple]

"So I wanna take off this hat"

"Ok that'll be 50 dollars miss"

[tribal badger]

Citadels are like fortresses before a big city i think--

[fading peak]

Valley is definitely a metropolitan city, possibly for the upper and middle classes

[tribal badger]

diamond powered boats

[tawdry dune]

Is there a name for the soot clouds in trial of fire?

[hushed steeple]

The emote is called “shadow”

But I will always call them worms. Wooly wooly worms.

[tribal badger]

I called them whisps

[fading peak]

Worms off their strings. What crimes will they commit?

[tawdry dune]

Extinguisher

[teal orbit]

maybe its like an umbilical cord... u dont need it once u r born...

[willow shoal]

class is over

I think those patterns mean diamonds

💠

[lethal stump]

That image looks datamined, where did you get it ?

[willow shoal]

No, that's from my screenshot

I produced it in Photoshop

[lethal stump]

I see

[willow shoal]

diamonds too?

[lethal stump]

i think it has something to do with the king

could be his seal

[pseudo heart]

It's also one of the symbols in the archives

Also the cube that we've broken into

Uhh one of the

[stable zodiac]

I know this is far up but going back I realized, you could be right. I mean just look at chibis. They’re aliens.

[fading peak]

...

[icy spruce]

I feel somewhat offended

[fading peak]

What if the chibi mask was made from experimenting with spells?

[stable zodiac]

That’s what I’m saying.

[fading peak]

And the only one left that we know of is the one given to us is from the hide and seeker

[stable zodiac]

They used their knowledge in Vault to create the chibi mask. It would make skykids the smallest they can be.

[queen locust]

wonder if chibi mask spirit was brought there and she was one of the experiments

[stable zodiac]

...

[queen locust]

and maybe that's why she's so fixated on hide and seek

[stable zodiac]

That poor spirit.

[icy spruce]

Oh, what if she was experimented cause she is realllyyyy talll

[fading peak]

That would explain so much

[icy spruce]

I mean, imagine what she looks without chibi mask

[stable zodiac]

Dang.

[queen locust]

i was going one way and realized it could also go the other and honestly neither option is good to me

[fading peak]

Perhaps some spirits were extremely tall so they needed the masks to appear “normal” in their society

[icy spruce]

O

[fading peak]

And thus experiments were done to make the chibi mask

[icy spruce]

O

what if skids' face is black cause it got burnt off lol

I ran out of brain juice

[fading peak]

....

Burned?

By what?

[stable zodiac]

Wait, chibi mask spirit is tall? Does that mean that mask was made specifically for skykids which is why it doesn’t make the spirit a chibi?

[queen locust]

the fires of megan- jk jk

Oh we think chibi mask is taller without the mask

[stable zodiac]

Omg.

A giraffe.

[queen locust]

Like- she might have needed that mask because she was tall and that was the smallest she could go

[fading peak]

A frost giant

[stable zodiac]

Dang.

[teal orbit]

ok folks what r we talking abt?

[queen locust]

Chibi masks and low-key experimenting in Vault

[teal orbit]

oooooh

[stable zodiac]

The creation of chibi mask.

[teal orbit]

did u cover the crab experiments too?

[fading peak]

Perhaps some spirits were born much taller and that might have caused some spell makers to experiment on them to make them “normal” with a mask. It would explain why she doesn’t get shrunk down when wearing it and perhaps she also escaped and was hiding in the forest after the experiments

[queen locust]

no but I'm intrigued-

I haven't heard of the crab experiments yet-

[stable zodiac]

Same tbh.

[fading peak]

I demand to be informed about these crab experiments

[teal orbit]

they most likely experimented on crabs and studied their behavior when the wasteland war started so that they could eventually train the krill
after they succeeded, the rounded the crabs all up and ate them, but some were spared to guard the secret wartime experiment site aka the forgotten archives so that no one could steal the knowledge

@fading peak @stable zodiac @queen locust there u go

[queen locust]

Ayyyyy thanks- wait so they had crab barbecues in the Archives

[fading peak]

[pseudo heart]

In what

[teal orbit]

prob less dangerous than an open flame

maybe a stew

or they were taken to the vault`s kitchens

[stable zodiac]

I have my own theory about the war that took place in Wasteland but does anyone know what happened?

[queen locust]

Oh shoot is it Two Shields Theory time

[teal orbit]

hahaha

it has started

[queen locust]

i'm gonna assume it is but are you familiar with it Leo-

[teal orbit]

a new variation

[stable zodiac]

No.

[teal orbit]

TIME FOR VERSION THR-

[lethal stump]

i smell a lore moff

[teal orbit]

huh...

[queen locust]

Okay the basic thing about the Two Shields Theory is that there's two kinds of shields in Wasteland

A sun shield and a diamond shield

[teal orbit]

imma copy paste

[lethal stump]

Hello new Lore Moff!
Read this short document to get started! Once you’ve read this, check out pins for more information.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18B1-SKG3toG0oH0VhOWC5o-cG9u0STAN92QvmbhTDto/edit

[queen locust]

Suns face away from the Temple iirc, and the diamonds face the Temple

someone correct me if I'm wrong pls it's been a while-

[lethal stump]

nah you’re correct

[teal orbit]

dang its too long

[queen locust]

I mean- we're only explaining the basics

The motives of the war are still very much unclear

[icy spruce]

basically, civil war

[stable zodiac]

I see so I’m guessing the shield that faces away from the temple is the one protecting it. The one facing towards the temple is attacking it.

[teal orbit]

the inside jokes are preetttyy out dated

[queen locust]

That's how the theory went ye

[teal orbit]

and also did bricky make that doc?

[queen locust]

oh wait or was it the other way around

[lethal stump]

which doc ?

[teal orbit]

the moff doc

[lethal stump]

yes, i did

[queen locust]

So yeah- that's the basic run-down of the Two Shields Theory, two shields, possibly two sides

[teal orbit]

Bricky is the King
seriously?

lmao

[stable zodiac]

Is there anything else?

[queen locust]

One peculiar thing about the theory is that the GW Elder used both shields

[lethal stump]

it was an inside joke, i didn’t start it, someone else did lol

[pseudo heart]

Wdym he's not

Anyways

Whadowehave

[icy spruce]

dunno

[stable zodiac]

Tell me more.

[queen locust]

So there's a whole sub-theory about the Wasteland Elder being a defector

[teal orbit]

oh hey @stable zodiac here is the newest version of the TST

wait a sec

When the Prince opened the ascension beam the Elders wanted to go to Orbit and go home and the spirits wanted a way to ascend without dying, and that was the ascension beam. But several elders were worried that if neutral creatures manipulated and used the light creatures' road to ascension, it would destabilize the network, so they kept it under guard.
But the people that wanted to go to Orbit were persistent and they made an army. They attacked wasteland and wasteland trained krill and fortified its factories, and then they fought (how the war went is specified in the ver.1.0 and its super long so imma omit that). The war reached eden and whether it was an accident or on purpose the beam-emitter blew up and that's why shards of it are still flying around in eden.
So now the ascension beam could only be opened temporarily by the Prince and small er cuz the eimmitor was gone, so the king went and hid in orbit and the war ended, but vast amounts of resources were exhausted by the war and a lot of the working class was now dead, so then came famine and disease. The spirits decided this was all the elders` fault and they rebelled and imprisoned the elders in limbo.
With no clear leader and very little magical protection with the elders in limbo, the ancestors descended into anarchy and it all went south with all the famine and disease and infighting and so they went extinct. So that's how it all came to be.

there we go

[queen locust]

Problem is we don't know from where and to he defected towards

[teal orbit]

defected?

[queen locust]

Switched sides

[teal orbit]

we dont know if tsadi did defect

ik wut defect means

lol

[queen locust]

Oh right sorry- but that was a possibility

[lethal stump]

we see the wasteland elder using both shields - there’s definitely some iffy loyalties there

[teal orbit]

hmmm yes

[queen locust]

Beyond those basics I just laid down are variants of the why and how the war went- like what Pyre just sent

[teal orbit]

prob not

[queen locust]

wh-

[lethal stump]

Please stop trying to circumvent the filter, this is the second time you’ve been told this.

[gilded spoke]

AIGHT DELETED

[icy spruce]

E

[pseudo heart]

...

[exotic berry]

Random things I’ve wondered about:

Pic 1: has any enterprising individual felt energetic enough to puzzle out if the golden lines align to show a picture.

Pic 2: wut dis

[fading peak]

Perhaps Tsadi didn’t believe that either side should overpower the other. Maybe he believed in his loyalty to his fellow elders and he also believed in protecting the people he ruled over

[pseudo heart]

Where's the pic 2 in

[stable zodiac]

That’s similar to mine but one side wanted to get into Vault but the other side protected the Wasteland temple to let anyone in. Going back to the Golden Wasteland Elder being the Vault’s receptionist.

[exotic berry]

Wasteland social space.

[teal orbit]

most TSTs have a truce at the end, since we can see the fight never got into the temple and its kinda obvious the 3 krill killed everyone in the end
so prob tsadi is using the 2 insignias at once as a sign of unity or truce

[lethal stump]

seems like just some bricks

[exotic berry]

Family reunion?

[pseudo heart]

WHATSGEGBE

[teal orbit]

ok i gtg

bye~~~

[lethal stump]

yes thats my husband and my son /j

[pseudo heart]

brick they're waiting for u 😔

[queen locust]

Aight bye Pyre

[fading peak]

Either that or Tsadi only really wanted to protect Lammed and that’s why he didn’t take either side fully. He tried to find a way to make things fair but that failed

[lethal stump]

i’ve never seen a TST theory with a truce at the end, whenever you come back I’d be interested in you directing me to those theories

[icy spruce]

Ye, like they've been waiting for you to get the milk.

/j

[pseudo heart]

H

[teal orbit]

ok someone pinged me so im back

[pseudo heart]

Wb pyre

[exotic berry]

I wheezed

[teal orbit]

well all of mine have truces at the end

[stable zodiac]

That ascension beam theory is rather interesting. But was that beam always there in Eden?

[teal orbit]

and many of the ones i have read have them too

[exotic berry]

According to some theories.

[teal orbit]

ever since proph, yes

[fading peak]

If it was, it would make sense as to why the castle was built there

[lethal stump]

which are you referring to ? none of them ive seen in the Theory Vault end in a truce

[stable zodiac]

Interesting so that beam connects to orbit then?

[teal orbit]

its always good to have an orbital castle the shoot king lasers from lol

[teal orbit]

yes

[exotic berry]

Supposedly.

[teal orbit]

they were in the chat.....

[stable zodiac]

Well when we die in Eden and fly up a yellow beam you then take a course going up and into the stars then into orbit so most likely yes.

[queen locust]

I kind of wonder if any of them had time to properly end the truce

Because you mentioned the krill showing up after some time right, who's to say that the disaster in Eden didn't happen while that war was happening?

and no I'm not correlating the krill rising to the explosion of the diamond

[stable zodiac]

Wait, why did the prince open the ascension beam in the first place?

[fading peak]

What if the war tried to take advantage of the darkness and used it to make the krill? In turn making the storm worse

[lethal stump]

imo they couldn’t have had a truce, the battle was destroyed by the eden explosion mid-fight
they were still fighting when the explosion happened imo

[exotic berry]

I haven’t seen a theory suggesting Prince opened it.

[teal orbit]

it was part of his coronation

[teal orbit]

the CoP mural suggests otherwise

[stable zodiac]

Huh? Explain.

[lethal stump]

that’s for you to come up with, we don’t have all the answers

[teal orbit]

the fire mural in the CoP

[queen locust]

So after that explosion, they'd just kind of kept fighting and slowly died?

[teal orbit]

ye

[fading peak]

Maybe it’s a coronation to show his power as king? It would be a good way to show off

[teal orbit]

ye

[exotic berry]

Personal opinion is the diamond wiped them out.

[lethal stump]

in my interpretation, the explosion was like that of a nuclear bomb. they didn’t die slowly, it was fast and sudden

a burst of light and then nothingness

[queen locust]

that is... a hell of an explosion

fitting for nuclear bombs I guess-

[bitter shale]

they literally obliterated

like thanos snap

[willow shoal]

[teal orbit]

but like nuclear bombs, ppl in close proximity died instantly, but the one fairly far away died slowly

[bitter shale]

ohh that would do

[lethal stump]

dépends on the size of the eden diamond, blast, and size of the kingdom to know who would’ve died slowly and who would’ve died instantly

[queen locust]

ah- hold up I need to take a late quiz- brb-

[willow shoal]

💠

[stable zodiac]

So the king left and headed to orbit but how come the king could but not the elders or spirit?🤔

[lethal stump]

we don’t know if the king did leave for orbit or not

[stable zodiac]

So he just disappeared?

[bitter shale]

one thing i noticed from krill today :

imagine your skid and krill. the krill spotted your skids, your skids hide behind a wall, krill cease red light but looking around. your skid get out from wall and get noticed again, then hide until the krill cease the red light

next time skid get noticed again, the krill will straight attack without any warning

i lost 2 wls because of this

[lethal stump]

in my interpretation, the king was stuffed into the eden diamond to power it

[stable zodiac]

Yeah you need to wait until the krill moves then it resets it’s charging time.

[bitter shale]

yep-

ngl its unexpected since i didnt actually got noticed on purpose-

[fading peak]

The king was shoved in the thing like a Duracell battery

[queen locust]

why is it that King battery is the first thing my eyes are drawn to getting back-

Keep out of reach of children

[teal orbit]

the king can open the ascension gate but the spirits and elders are neutral, and they dont belong in the path of light... the king shouldnt have been able to either, but as i said before, the 4 wisdoms granted him access to the ascension gate so he made a small gate and slipped thru quietly

[fading peak]

So he forced his way in to ascension against the order of the megabird. Sounds like he was really defying god

[queen locust]

oh my god even batteries are King Propaganda

[exotic berry]

The shape of Eden’s summit always suggested to me that there was so much more up there before the explosion.

I also think if we took a notion to, we could reconstruct how the Eden temple looked before the explosion.

[queen locust]

I think Ali voted to reconstruct Eden once

[bitter shale]

anyone know the spirit name that bring guitar

[queen locust]

or was that Ani- can't remember-

[exotic berry]

Pleading Parent.

[queen locust]

Pleaful Parent or his kid?

[fading peak]

If someone ever tries to draw out what Eden castle would have looked like in it’s prime I would cry tears of joy

[stable zodiac]

Is the ascension gate the thing you walk into to be reborn?

[teal orbit]

not exactly

[bitter shale]

thanks fam

[bitter shale]

they one with moustache

[queen locust]

Ohhh-

[stable zodiac]

No wait that would be the gate of rebirth.

[teal orbit]

see @stable zodiac , when u hug the king right after you die, he opens the gate in a stream of light
and u jump thru... thats the ascension gate

[exotic berry]

We have the rest of the architecture in Wasteland and Valley to go off of, particularly the Juicing Room area of the graveyard, and Wasteland’s temple. Well. And. Ya know. Orbit Castle.

[bitter shale]

the juicing room

[stable zodiac]

HOLD UP. THAT PERSON IN ORBIT IS THE KING??

[bitter shale]

[fading peak]

I can gather that and I’m sorry but ancient building restoration is a weakness of mine

[bitter shale]

speculated to be

[lethal stump]

it’s believed they are, but it’s not canon, leo

[teal orbit]

most likely

[fading peak]

[exotic berry]

Keep in mind that this is all a theory. Different people believe different things.

[stable zodiac]

WOAH. That makes so much sense though.

[teal orbit]

ik right?

[stable zodiac]

The only thing that doesn’t make sense is how they went from being huge to a skykid.

[teal orbit]

its a mech

[bitter shale]

the shiny boi that open the ascension gate follow our height btw

[teal orbit]

we were made in the image of the king

[stable zodiac]

Omg.

Fr?

[bitter shale]

if we use tiny spell they went tiny too

[pale geyser]

they grow a brain the third time

[fading peak]

Megabird gave him the whole humble bakery

[teal orbit]

like humans were made in the image of god

[lethal stump]

these are all theories, Leo, they aren’t confirmed

[pale geyser]

or like we *weren't

[hushed steeple]

Hello, whats happening-

[bitter shale]

HOL UP

WORNG IMAGE

[hushed steeple]

What did i just see.

[exotic berry]

I was

Wondering

[teal orbit]

oh yes im not religious

[fading peak]

Y’all just saw the king trying to sneak into orbit

[queen locust]

YOU MEAN THAT WASN'T THE THING WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE

[fading peak]

Presented as a cat being scanned

[hushed steeple]

I didnt think the first thing id see when i come online is a cat and a police officer-

[exotic berry]

Da prince room

[bitter shale]

I CANT RECORD OKAY GOOGLE CAM SUCKS

[pale geyser]

no one even knows anymore

[queen locust]

it's ironic to me though that if the made in the image of god symbolism holds up, we're being made in the image of someone who acted in spite of god

[pale geyser]

whats up with the upside down building in the background

[queen locust]

SKJSKAJASKAKKS

[bitter shale]

DANGIT

[queen locust]

FLOS WH

MY STOMACH-

[stable zodiac]

This is all starting to make sense. So skykids are really in the same image of the king. This would make sense because in the CoP you see the skykid as the center of it all. Also the crown constellation in your friend constellation is seen in the Vault cutscene.

But does that mean the king is really a skykid?

[stable zodiac]

I know I know.

[exotic berry]

Elders are not Skykids.

[pale geyser]

yeah my religion disagrees with the whole "made in the image of god" thing

[bitter shale]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PHONE

[fading peak]

I’m loving this lore theories about the king being this hubris monster that literally snuck his way into heaven and was cursed to be a Duracell battery in the shape of a skid for defying god

[exotic berry]

user error

[pale geyser]

its👌 Nice

[bitter shale]

nah fam. i legit clicked the right picture but when i send it goes different-

[pale geyser]

sounds like an error in the matrix

[queen locust]

second layer to this- this skid is now serving god-

[stable zodiac]

I see but skykids are made in the image of the king. So would that make them descendants of the king even though they aren’t elders?

[queen locust]

possibly-

[fading peak]

YES

YES MAKE THE KING FACE HIS ACTIONS BY BECOMING A SERVANT TO THE MEGABIRD AND CYCLE

[pale geyser]

so why are the elders also called Ancestors?

[lethal stump]

that was an old concept, Avis

[fading peak]

This just makes me think that the king is Ghengis Khan and the skids are his 16 million descendants

[stable zodiac]

I mean we are servants because skykids die and are in a cycle of rebirth.

[lethal stump]

they are no longer Ancestors

[queen locust]

that's a hell of a kick in the teeth lmao

[exotic berry]

There’s no way to answer that since
a) we do not have definitive info
b) I don’t subscribe to the idea that we were made in the image of king

[bitter shale]

my former servant betray me... time to made new servant but this time it will be many of them

[pale geyser]

"Ain't that a Kick to the Head" from Cobra Kai plays in the background

[fading peak]

Megabird: “King you wanna get a rebirth you gonna get a rebirth! BOOM”-makes the king a skid-

[bitter shale]

[stable zodiac]

I know man really wish tgc would confirm some of these theories as canon. Otherwise it’s just theory after another.

[lethal stump]

imo the king wasn’t in the wrong, he was a child who was manipulated by the elders

[queen locust]

TvTropes alluded to some of the theories we went over here does that count XD

[fading peak]

Either that or he was manipulated by the elders and corrupted by the darkness

[bitter shale]

can anyone speculate how the elders manipulate the king?

[pale geyser]

so far there have been like, three or four possibly correct theories about the king lmao

[lethal stump]

TGC don’t confirm theories for a reason, it ruins the fun for others who like making outlandish theories because they’re nice stories

[pale geyser]

This one is my fav

[fading peak]

Okay but we can all agree we would love more lore in the game

[pale geyser]

They prolly did the whole Lucifer tricks adam thing: Hey kid, want an apple? (actually, doesn't he eat an apple in a mural?)

[stable zodiac]

I understand but some of these theories just make so much sense and can even connect to other similar theories.

[queen locust]

alternate character interpretation is a beautiful trope

[bitter shale]

does our manta cape counted as type one or type two

[exotic berry]

And in mine Prince was the proto-skykid, gave the ancestors the info for light technology, was involved in the CoP mural, and King took him on as an adopted child, and tried to replicate the CoP ascension to steal megabird’s light. Now Prince is in the weird room, relighting souls to help clean up his daddy’s mess

[fading peak]

It’s like how Han Solo doesn’t have a backstory explained(Solo movie never happened), the character is more interesting if his past is left up to the imagination

[exotic berry]

The types were defined more by the caudal fins.

[hushed steeple]

Looks type 2 to me
OvO

[lethal stump]

in my view, the king was a failed saviour
he was sent by megabird to help the kingdom - bring it back to the Light. he wanted to save the Elders, but the Elders did not want to be saved, so they took advantage of his naivety and trust in them to reach their own goals - ending in using his light to power their pet hubris project (the eden diamond)

[bitter shale]

i mean our manta cape have more golden like type 2

[exotic berry]

There’s the other page

[bitter shale]

...nvm

[pale geyser]

OOF I-

[hushed steeple]

.

[queen locust]

i love your phone Flos-

[bitter shale]

AAAAAA

[fading peak]

Floshie’s having a crisis

[hushed steeple]

Nice.

[lethal stump]

to expand on this - the statues and motifs are equivalent to art of Jesus or Saints in the christian world. they’re saviours, almost deities, so their faces and symbols are plastered everywhere as a sign of worship

[pale geyser]

ew mini manta

[bitter shale]

failed saviour.... remind me of Grand Karcist Ion from Sarkicism lmao-

[pale geyser]

Christians worship saints? What?

[bitter shale]

Minti manta looks liek mushroom thin slices

[queen locust]

can confirm- Jesus is everywhere I look in this country

[exotic berry]

they’re so strange

[hushed steeple]

So i can eat them

[queen locust]

Oh yeah- we even hold festivals in their honor

a lot of them

maybe a little too much

[fading peak]

As an ex catholic, yes. Saints are very much worshiped in the religion. They’re seen as the doers of God’s work. So yeah, it makes sense that in a religion, prophets, messiahs, saints, priests would be depicted to show worship or bring blessings

[pale geyser]

My grandmas Unitarian or something, idk I'm muslim

[lethal stump]

well, specifically Catholics iirc, but they worship these funky people called saints who were good enough in the eyes of the church to go down in history for being holy or something idk i was raised anglican

[queen locust]

tHESE FUNKY PEOPLE-

[bitter shale]

me who is not really religious : interested noises

[fading peak]

Pffft

[queen locust]

in general also yes- can confirm, that is exactly what happens

[hushed steeple]

I d k because im a free thinker.

[pale geyser]

any atheists: disgusted noises

[exotic berry]

Technically they seek the intervention of the saints on their behalf. They honor the saints, and pray to saints in order for the saints to pray for them. To be a saint they need to have a certain number of miracles to have occurred during their life, and a certain number attributed to them after their death.

[bitter shale]

i didnt really mind tbh lol

[lethal stump]

im an atheist and religion is probably the most interesting thing to talk about for me, its very intriguing

[queen locust]

We're less disgusted and more just... outside

[fading peak]

Honestly, even if you love or hate religions, I think we can agree that religious artworks through the centuries, regarldess of the belief is beautiful

[bitter shale]

ikrrr

[pale geyser]

In islam, we just pray to god, praying to anything else is seen as showing that you don't really value your connection to god

[tawdry dune]

Is the wasteland temple battlefield the confrontation between the kingdom and the darkness (like krill) or a battlefield of two kingdoms?

[exotic berry]

Interestingly Buddhists also have saints, and both have the concept of incorruptible bodies after death of particularly holy individuals. The difference? Buddhists often burned their dead, and their version would be these... odd little pearls that would be recovered from the ashes.

[hushed steeple]

I just- am neutral with religion. I dont hate it but dont love it.

[pale geyser]

UM WHAT

they have PEARLS?

inside, how-

[queen locust]

It's unlikely to be the krill, because of those ground defenses. They have barricades set up, and the krill would simply float over them

[fading peak]

I feel like that the whole belief and religion of Sky is closer to Buddhism if anything. It has rebirth/reincarnation, it has worship of priests and it has burning away

[exotic berry]

In the ashes spherical remains could be found. I’ll find the wiki article. They were often revered, gaining the same status as a relic of a Christian saint, etc.

[pale geyser]

like the black orbs spirits leave behind ig

[fading peak]

Oh my god the people of sky are Buddhists

[exotic berry]

Very much so. Prairie’s village is exquisite, the temple is a stupa, the bells are prayer wheels, the flags are prayer flags.

[true grove]

Right side coming in, left side going out

[hushed steeple]

Thats exactly what i used to be-

[lethal stump]

welp, tis 0145 for me, lore chat, i’m off to sleep

[true grove]

Anyway what yall are talking about

[fading peak]

I kinda always had this theory ever since looking at the old buildings, they remind me a lot of old Tibetan monasteries where Buddhism would be practiced and this is just really interesting

[lethal stump]

see y’all later

[exotic berry]

Buddhist pearl I referred to: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Śarīra

[queen locust]

Aight nighty night Brick

[pale geyser]

good night!

[exotic berry]

Good night

[fading peak]

Hell, next thing you know we might get singing bowls

[pale geyser]

ain't that a kick to the head

[fading peak]

Sorry if I’m being rude or disrespectful but I just love the idea of learning about this ancient culture and seeing any similarities to our world’s beliefs

[exotic berry]

Agreed.

[fading peak]

Not really part of any religions myself but I love learning about them and such

[hushed steeple]

E? Singing bowls?

[fading peak]

Especially their mythos

[exotic berry]

Singing bowls!

[fading peak]

They’re gorgeous

[pale geyser]

What? what made you think you're being disrespectful

[hushed steeple]

I heard of it but forgot.

[exotic berry]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standing_bell

[fading peak]

They’re these bowls that are made of a special metal that you make sing like a deep wine glass during meditation

[hushed steeple]

HHH theres a literal moth in my room flying all over my phone what.

[fading peak]

Just being precautious, I know religion can be a touchy subject

[hushed steeple]

O

[pale geyser]

He saw the LIGHT!

[hushed steeple]

HHhhh

[pale geyser]

Only with people who have doubts about their religion become defensive and rude, imo

[fading peak]

Another thing that connects it to Buddhism is the frequent meditating

[fading peak]

Fair enough but I’m an agnostic witch

[exotic berry]

But yeah, Prairie is filled with Buddhist iconography, particularly Tibetan.

[hushed steeple]

When? I didnt meditate a lot?

[slender raptor]

the most buddhist thing about sky, is actually the rebirth

[hushed steeple]

Yes

[pale geyser]

Muslims meditate 5 times a day lmao

a lot of religions do that

[fading peak]

Oops, did I get something wrong? I just mean with all the places that you meditate and leave messages

[exotic berry]

Caught in the cycle of samsara, slowly building your karma (winged light, saving those in Eden) for a better future life

[pale geyser]

sounds like my reddit journey

[hushed steeple]

In Sky or- cos if irl, no. I didnt do that? I just prayed to the buddha at night.

[fading peak]

In Sky

[gentle sparrow]

[pale geyser]

Oh, only at night?

[fading peak]

Sorry, never underestimate my ability to be stupid

[hushed steeple]

Yea, i dont have time in the morning. I got to go to school too so-

[pale geyser]

lmao, ur right, I have to get up real early to pray if i wanna catch first period

[gentle sparrow]

I just realized that i didn't even lurk here for a while

[hushed steeple]

I still have a buddha statue ovo

[pale geyser]

just keep lurking just keep lurking

[fading peak]

Maybe the religion in Sky is a combination of several religions, hence why it has so many similarities with multiple practices and designs

[exotic berry]

insert Postman emoji

[pale geyser]

probably

[hushed steeple]

Postman cant even hide properly tbh-

[exotic berry]

I would think so. We discussed this the other night.

[hushed steeple]

I remember watching

[pale geyser]

🎵 Postman the Yeti stan!🎵

[fading peak]

Did you? Huh, must’ve been sleep then

[gentle sparrow]

I have lurked here for 4 moths before starting to chat here

[exotic berry]

“W-wha! Y-Yeti Senpai~”

[hushed steeple]

4 moths ovo

[gentle sparrow]

Do not underestimate my lurking powers

[pale geyser]

"BAKA!"

[hushed steeple]

What is this.

[exotic berry]

Ah, so you’re acquainted with my idiocy~

[icy spruce]

Ooo, what's happening'

[exotic berry]

I’m. Suddenly feeling like. All of these eyes are watching me us.

[pale geyser]

literally absolutely nothing

[hushed steeple]

Istg if this moth hovers over my phone screen one more time-

[fading peak]

Oh no the post/yeti ship is back XD

[icy spruce]

Ok

[pale geyser]

lmao just kill it before it monches up your hoodies

[gentle sparrow]

I have been a member of this chat since sanctuary

[icy spruce]

Cool

[gentle sparrow]

LMAO

[pale geyser]

WHAT WAS THAT

[hushed steeple]

Oh ILL KILL IT ALRIGHT

[bitter shale]

[exotic berry]

Laff

[gentle sparrow]

[pale geyser]

Yeti's a girl? what?

[exotic berry]

not in my headcanon

[queen locust]

oh my god did I miss postman x yeti talk-

[icy spruce]

YES

[queen locust]

DARNIT

[icy spruce]

Some of us are making a comic about it lmao

[bitter shale]

g i v e

[pale geyser]

the only other viable ship in sky is King x Eden Diamond

[queen locust]

can I join-

[icy spruce]

A collaborative comic

ye sure

[hushed steeple]

But i also cant kill it. We believe that moths may be our ancestors but reincarnated as a moth.

[queen locust]

awesome- this fandom needs more of it-

[icy spruce]

Wait, Viridi are we friends in discord hhhhh

[pale geyser]

so... don't kill it

[hushed steeple]

But u know how much i want to.

[exotic berry]

I catch wasps in the house and release them outside

[bitter shale]

now we are :>

[pale geyser]

You're own flesh and blood? How could you?

[hushed steeple]

If i killed every moth ive seen, ill have a collection of dead moths

[icy spruce]

:D

[pale geyser]

I leave the door open behind me after leaving someone's room

[hushed steeple]

There are no wasps here :<

[exotic berry]

W... why?

I feel like this is a cultural litmus test and I just flunked.

[pale geyser]

Because I'm terrible like that when I'm in a mood

[fading peak]

You know what would be heartbreaking? If the king actually does regret what had happened and that’s why he’s so cautious and then wanting a hug when you meet him

[exotic berry]

Oh good you’re just rude unique.

[icy spruce]

Avis, I'm going to find you...and I'm going to leave every door in your house open

[pale geyser]

My mommy raised a gentlemoth, what can i say

[fading peak]

Like, imagine you’re trapped in this purgatory where you have to live with the failures and mistakes of your life for god only knows how long

[gentle sparrow]

Moths are precious

[fading peak]

All alone

[hushed steeple]

I dont see the problem with that lmao.

[pale geyser]

Yay! then i could I could go out

[icy spruce]

:D

[hushed steeple]

Moths irl are annoying.

[icy spruce]

I

[pale geyser]

oofers

[bitter shale]

ANGST MATERIAL DETECTED

[gentle sparrow]

I named all in-game moths that i have ubered as "Moth no 1, 2 .... moth no 80..."

[fading peak]

UWU

[hushed steeple]

Me too

[gentle sparrow]

Yesterday, i reached 149

[pale geyser]

He's probably broken beyond repair, just like Asriel at the end of Undertale

[icy spruce]

I

[exotic berry]

I believe my friend named me “7”. This was after I’d leveled us up to like. 8-star.

[hushed steeple]

I only got up to 4, i stoped lighting them up and accepting candles.

[bitter shale]

did someone say

UNDERTALE

[hushed steeple]

UNDERTALE

[pale geyser]

NO I SAID DELTARUNE

[exotic berry]

Focus.

[hushed steeple]

On-

[bitter shale]

tbh i think the King case is like what happened to Sunny from Omori

[pale geyser]

Lore

[exotic berry]

Someone needs to make a lore-meme server.

[hushed steeple]

Lmao

[pale geyser]

Ooh, yes

[gentle sparrow]

149 moths ubered through at least 2 places

[bitter shale]

they both have done grave mistake, and as punishment they are forced to cope by themselves

[gentle sparrow]

YEES

[hushed steeple]

Idk. Should i tho

[icy spruce]

Operation: Megan Server at the background

[pale geyser]

Yes you should

[fading peak]

The only contact with anyone he has is this skid who has been trying to right the wrongs he and the elders made. And when hugging the skid, there’s a silent apology and thank you before they’re sent to be reborn

[hushed steeple]

SssshHHHHH

[icy spruce]

It's literally a meme server of lore

[icy spruce]

I, w,why?

[fading peak]

They can help you get to the megabird to be reborn

[exotic berry]

I still think that’s Prince but that’s just me~

[bitter shale]

dont forget the fact that they are literally our duplicate

[pale geyser]

Prenc is Keng

[exotic berry]

not to me

[fading peak]

But they cannot follow because they have not been forgiven

[hushed steeple]

We havent gone to megan together so not yettt

[hushed steeple]

I-

[pale geyser]

Too many similarities to Asrie-

[hushed steeple]

Eye-

[exotic berry]

What am I looking at

[pale geyser]

UM NO pls

[tawdry dune]

Catapult soldier got some eyes

[exotic berry]

The more I look at the eyes the more my skin crawls

[icy spruce]

I mean, we did but Megan did use the power of seperation

[hushed steeple]

Asriel didnt do anything wrong, he was only trying to help

[tawdry dune]

Also has a head of a sky kid

[hushed steeple]

Nah, my internet was crappy then

[icy spruce]

Also, we need max server so no strangers

[hushed steeple]

Ye

[tawdry dune]

Ehehehe I got creeped out trying to angle camera right

[exotic berry]

God they’re bulging out of the head

[pale geyser]

I wanna come kidnap Megan, but the chances are our capes will fall off on the way up or something

[hushed steeple]

?

[pale geyser]

just my luck

[hushed steeple]

We'll lose wl before the storm?

N a h

Not on my watch.

[exotic berry]

Ok. Gonna pop back into the game. Ping me if something interesting happens.

[tawdry dune]

[hushed steeple]

Ok

[icy spruce]

Ani, THE ULTIMATE OOBER

oop

draft

[tawdry dune]

He’s frozen doing that face

[exotic berry]

[icy spruce]

don't mind the reply

I accidentally commited draft

[pale geyser]

chesca.exe has stopped working

[icy spruce]

yes

[bitter shale]

[pale geyser]

Doki Doki eyes

Doki Doki Sky Club

[icy spruce]

yes

O

AND WELCOME BACK TOOOO

CHAT GOT KRILLED

TODAY OUR CONTESTANT ISSS

AVIS!

THEY CURRENTLY KRILLED THAT CHAT FR ABOUT ALMOST 2 MINS

COULD THEY BEAT THE 3 MIN RECORD?

who knows????

[pale geyser]

maybe I am the ANGEL OF DEATH

[icy spruce]

AND THE SCORE IS

[hushed steeple]

There is a Doki Doki Blue Skies, so no

[icy spruce]

MORE THAN 1 MIN

Sadly, Avis did not successfully

beat the 3 min krill

[hushed steeple]

I was just gone to get something b r u h

[pale geyser]

I see this as an absolute win

[icy spruce]

ANYWAYS, OUR NEXT CONTESTANT WILL BE UHH NEXT

[hushed steeple]

What is happening.

[icy spruce]

STAY TUNED FOR

CHAT GOT KRILLED

cue ads

[hushed steeple]

I was literally gone for less than 10 minutes and this-

[icy spruce]

DO YOU LOVE KING?

WELL, INTRODUCING: KING TURRET!

IT COSTS JUST 0 CANDLES

[hushed steeple]

G i b

[icy spruce]

AKA, FREE

AND IT'S EVEN KING SHAPED

AND YOU CAN EVEN SHOOT LAZER BEAMS

GET YOUR KING TURRET FOR FREE

IN YOUR LOCAL KING PROPAGANDA SHOP

formoreinquiriescheckwww.kingpropaganda.com

[pale geyser]

call 1-800-PROPAGANDA R US

[icy spruce]

"Ye, yeti kun"
"postman chan"
"I, I like you!"
"I'm sorry, but we can't be together"

A tragic love story between a Hermit and Postman.
A story with betrayal, despair and stuff

Ok I can't think of anything but..

Coming in your local Theater in 2070

ok, lore

[tawdry dune]

When you’re exploring wastelands and someone triggers the temple gate

[icy spruce]

chat, pls stay alive

hhhhhhhhhh

[hushed steeple]

What money

[icy spruce]

bruuUUuUhh

It's free

and

Its

[hushed steeple]

M o n e y ?

[icy spruce]

www.kingpropaganda.com

[hushed steeple]

Oop i didnt off ping.

[icy spruce]

lol

smh smh

Well, just check your local King Propaganda store

[gentle sparrow]

Anyways don't mind my stupidity and back to lore

[icy spruce]

ok

l o re

uhhh

what are gonna talk about

[hushed steeple]

Hmm

Valley's horrible architecture

[tawdry dune]

What if the big spear looking things in wasteland aren’t spears but Arrows for krill

The swords in the ground kinda break the theory but still

[hushed steeple]

E

Wdym arrows for the krill?

[tawdry dune]

The big battlefield in front of the temple gate

[pale geyser]

Cannot wait for spears

it WILL happen, one day

[hushed steeple]

Yes but wdym "for the krills"?

To shoot at the krills?

Ok

Chat got krilled

[icy spruce]

AND WELCOME BACK TO

CHAT GOT KRILLED

[pale geyser]

CHAT GOT KRILLED

[hushed steeple]

||Wth||

[icy spruce]

WOW

[pale geyser]

TODAYS CONTESTANT IS A RANDOM INSOMNIAC

[icy spruce]

WITH ANI SCORING A WHOPPING 8 SECONDS

[hushed steeple]

||what the hell is happening||

[icy spruce]

THATS THE 2ND SHORTEST SCORE WE GOT

[hushed steeple]

||Actually my highscore was like 1.5 hours but ok||

[icy spruce]

AND NOW, WE WILL BE BACK

FOR NOW, SEE YOU NEXT TIME IN...

[pale geyser]

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR GRAND PRIZE IS A...
JOURNEY COSTUME!

[icy spruce]

CHAT GOT KRILLED

[pale geyser]

cue ads

[hushed steeple]

Give topic.

[icy spruce]

Need a topic?

[hushed steeple]

Oh rightttt

[icy spruce]

Introducing, random topic thing

[hushed steeple]

I was gonna draw krill with human mouthhh

[icy spruce]

It makes a random topic

[hushed steeple]

Gimme a sec

[icy spruce]

Such as that

Woo hoo

Get you topic randomiser in your local Kidnapping Megan store

[pale geyser]

probably shouldn't do that but okay let's see it

[icy spruce]

WE’RE BACK IN CHAT GOT KRILLED

AND OUR CONTESTANT IS....WOAH, AVIS HAS ASKED FOR A REMATCH

WELL, LETS SEE WHATS THEIR NEW SCORE

[hushed steeple]

This is hilarious wth, i drew a krill with a human mouth

Wanna see human mouth krill

[icy spruce]

Their score is about 2 mins

Sure

[hushed steeple]

Ill put it in o:km

[icy spruce]

Mk

[hushed steeple]

Imma redraw this face gimme a sec

[icy spruce]

I ok

[graceful osprey]

wait so do krill have shields?

[hushed steeple]

H u h

Krilled again.

[icy spruce]

Damn

Pikachu’s score is 5 mins

Cool

[graceful osprey]

what

[icy spruce]

Check Chat Got Krilled (the series)

You’ll get it

[hushed steeple]

Lmao

So anyway

[hushed steeple]

They meant the arrows were for shooting at the krills, not for the krills to use.

If thats what u were wondering.

[willow shoal]

[pale geyser]

kinda sus

[graceful osprey]

yeah but...
why is there an arrow in the shields?

[icy spruce]

Cause war?

[graceful osprey]

wouldn't they be aiming at the krill?

[icy spruce]

Its called battlefield for a reason /j

Well, there’s the 2 shields theory which is basically a civil war

[graceful osprey]

yeah but someone said that the arrows were used against krill

[icy spruce]

But that’s just a theory

[graceful osprey]

i believe in the civil war theory more

[icy spruce]

A sky theory

And, copyright

[hushed steeple]

that was just a theory, they also debunked their own theory in the same message-

[hushed steeple]

They said 'what if' in the message, and also here's their other message ovo

(woah i remembered to turn off ping)

[sand abyss]

👀 anyone interested in the spirit memory of the Isle Lightseeker?

I find it interesting that both the original and the ts version of that fella are

quite different to say the least

with the TS version has the small child instead of the Isle Lightseeker themselves in the LS season

for anyone interested in the bugged version that I got yesterday!

hmm lemme go find the TS version

TS version

April 2020 fyi!

hmm it’s interesting that the last part of the memories has a subtle change ( aside from the Lightseeker and the child model of course )

👀especially with the first holding the light orbs, while the second does not

[icy spruce]

O