🎲game-room

[brittle gust]

The only cool stark is arya

And brandon

Not saying which Brandon tho

[jaunty mason]

damn 4 messages here today

[steep merlin]

@mystic garden how's the ACM ping curse
:8ball: Ask again later

[frosty drum]

E

[heavy hornet]

Make that 67😹😹😹😹😹

[visual shard]

twin yo laughable was great😹 😹 😹

sybau ass up now🙏

[hollow garden]

His laughables was the goatieee 🐐😂 😂 👌

[cunning niche]

The iron throne is mine

By right.

[rocky linden]

Nah

[chrome swift]

Chat is 22k deaths alot?

[frank latch]

no

[chrome swift]

Phew.

[brittle gust]

Yeah no, you need atleast quadruple to even have it be a little excessive

[turbid valley]

@waxen remnant @proud junco @frank latch @frosty drum @visual shard

[proud junco]

boiiii 4167 🧷🥱🥱🥱🥱🧷🧷🥱

[prime compass]

🥹

gam can u sacrifice urself so that cakewashere can come back

[frank latch]

why did you ping me

[cerulean siren]

Game room is so sorry

[mental marsh]

we were robbed lads

[west path]

hi char

rest in pieces 2023-2025

this shit is NOT recovering for another few weeks maybe

[brittle gust]

Make the third albanian chat in #deleted-⭐the-speedwagon-foundation

[mental marsh]

i will dw

[brittle gust]

The struggle for albanian chat continues xd

[quick idol]

years*

[west path]

idk bro blumi mw next week

[cunning niche]

This weekend!

[west path]

Check the post.

[west path]

oh wow.

[cunning niche]

How about you check the post

[west path]

i was fooled

[cunning niche]

Hmmm????

[west path]

Xir it wasnt there last time i checked which was like 12am

so uhh

[cunning niche]

Great intellectual blunder

[west path]

Suck it liberal

[cunning niche]

On your part

Ngl

TARKOV RAID

COME JOIN MY STREAM

[west path]

nuh uh?

nuh uh?

im in school bro

[cunning niche]

Nerd

[visual shard]

mass ping and for WHAT💔 🥀 ✌️

[cunning turret]

did you forget to host

[brittle gust]

It'd today

[brittle gust]

But I might postpone to Sunday morning because my mum might take away my phone

[faint tartan]

Yo anyone wants to play grace?

[wraith quarry]

evil

ill tell your mom not to take away your phone on our date tonight

[brittle gust]

Insane

[quick idol]

Thats in the game room server

[ionic storm]

Meow mrrrp nya miau purr mrrp mew >^.^<

[rotund hill]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-ghost-death-gif-27106641

[keen fern]

hello guyd

i 100% astro playroom

my first ever 100%

and my 2nd platinum

[rose forge]

VRNLRG amogus

#1418008592455307274

[visual shard]

sob

[light axle]

goated game

you should play the other one

[turbid valley]

I only pinged like 6-7 people bro

[frank latch]

but
why

[turbid valley]

@proud junco

[proud junco]

BROOOO 😂✌️✌️

[turbid valley]

✌️ ✌️ ✌️- ✌️ ✌️ ✌️ ☝️

[waxen bluff]

Im hungry

[prime compass]

@tropic sail he is a comedian isnt he

[keen fern]

it costs 70$

for me

[keen fern]

6777🤣🙏

[waxen remnant]

please don't tell me you actually bought an nba 2k game

[keen fern]

nba 2k25 yeah

it was my new nba 2k after what

9 years

❤️‍🩹💔

[waxen remnant]

actually this is fair

thought you were one of those apes that bought every nba that comes out day 1

[keen fern]

are you calling my hb a monkey

boii

[waxen remnant]

your homeboy needs to be examined

[keen fern]

i mean

he's got the money for it

😂😂✌️

i lowkey regret not waiting for 26 tho

seems solid

it is better than 25

wdym

better shooting, no rng, better green window

[pale willow]

How do i get update 5.1
I saw it was out but I can't get it on my laptop

[brittle gust]

#🚑help-chat

[pale willow]

Ty

[frosty drum]

HELLO CHATTARONIANS

[keen fern]

hello

[frosty drum]

E

[cunning niche]

E isnt funny anymore btw

[frosty drum]

E

[inland storm]

E

[frosty drum]

E

[brittle gust]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-hell-gif-18853369

[brittle gust]

It was never "funny"
But it is silly

[keen fern]

yo

does anyone play wukong here

[noble cradle]

On my ds

[queen hemlock]

Can Gameroom get any worse?

[frosty drum]

Hi

[keen fern]

what

[visual shard]

tell me we haven't already forgotten the ds

[keen fern]

i know what a ds is

but im pretty sure it doesn't have black myth wukong

[brittle gust]

We migrated to another server

[hardy edge]

whos winning

[brittle gust]

Myself as usual

[visual shard]

truthnuke

[rocky linden]

@low agate are you still not able to host for my friends?

[elder arch]

All of the above

[tiny finch]

All, and with overflowed oceans

[quartz drum]

Not mars

We spent too much money on a silly rock in space

That is boring

[latent apex]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-green-alien-singing-just-the-two-of-us-vinesauce-joel-gif-17841873077600895202

[frank latch]

I sincerely doubt we'll be extinct in just 75 years

Something planet destroying would have to occur. That would almost entirely require outside intervention. Rogue stars that pull us out of the Solar system, comets that wipe out our magnetic field or an asteroid that wipes off the face of the plant.

Nukes threaten society. But not humans as a species. We would survive it.

[quartz drum]

What about in a million years

Would we try our selves to make ourselves look the same

[gilded harbor]

we could be dead

we could be alive

we probably wouldnt be homo sapiens as we are today

[noble cradle]

I don't really believe in any of these but Im not a fortune teller or psychic so

I definitely don't think we'll see any of the top 3

I think we'll begin exploration of mars by 2100 but I think its very unlikely any actual manned missions or colonizations will come until another century later or so

Theres also no real reason right now

at least an urgent reason

[brisk girder]

WHATS THAT PROGRAM NAME I REALLY NEED IT

[ancient bluff]

What

[keen fern]

yo

[frank latch]

not sure

too many variables

[gilded harbor]

We will have evolved

[frank latch]

@brittle gust Hello lurker

[brittle gust]

Hello

I was trying to type with closing my eyes

[hollow garden]

@latent apex osaka

Why did you come to this land

When you are a foreigner

[brittle gust]

We mustn't discriminate against foreigners

As uneducated about our great culture that they may be

We must try understanding them

And teach them our ways

[prime compass]

@hollow garden hi im ishval ersen

[latent apex]

skillerz told general chat to vote

https://tenor.com/view/cat-obese-ayo-chill-tf-out-yo-meme-eye-of-rah-gif-8941207415813895715

[glacial inlet]

Clash with the military police

Nothing like good barbecue

[visual shard]

kate lynn

begone evil spirit!!!

[hardy edge]

whats your old account name

• userid

[visual shard]

instant ban

@katelyn_eee

✌️

oh

am I foolish

[hardy edge]

you're not suppose to be here actually

@cunning forge

There's no ban appeal 💀

Yeah and no appeal was sent soooooo

please submit an appeal next time

and discuss unbanning with an admin

[steep merlin]

🔨 Banned katelynn_eee2 indefinitely

[brittle gust]

Evil

[spring bison]

crazy

[ancient bluff]

Hi three

[gilded harbor]

@hardy edge Why did eye unban and you ban

Is the admin team falling apart?

[ancient bluff]

War

[hardy edge]

proper steps werent followed

[hollow garden]

@hardy edge But didn't eye just unban him?

I don't understand this ban

[spring bison]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oppression

[waxen remnant]

they have to send an appeal first

[warped spindle]

Wait why they get banned lmao

Nvm i thought this was my college discord server.

[hardy edge]

They gota send an appeal first

[hollow garden]

real

[warped spindle]

Thanks Barrack Hussein Obama

I just want my image perms so i can send reaction images

[uncut lintel]

:3

[keen fern]

yo

[brittle gust]

@visual shard can you leak the mod guide now

[rocky linden]

@heavy hornet
@low agate

[visual shard]

I've had it since I became tmod why would I leak now✌️

foolish qwa

nol

[fierce fog]

[fierce fog]

Ts pisses me off idk why

[visual shard]

nol

[fierce fog]

I dislike missing letters

[visual shard]

me too twi

[fierce fog]

Why are you doing that..

[visual shard]

unsur

[fierce fog]

[brittle gust]

I am

Finding you

And sending you back to islamabad

[visual shard]

habibi

I am from lahore

✌️

[brittle gust]

Doesn't matter, I'm sending you to islamabad

[brittle gust]

Smelly punjabi

[visual shard]

racism on the lowkey????

warned

arent you like marathi though

[brittle gust]

Warn me after you take a bath

[visual shard]

I never remember

[brittle gust]

Hell no

[visual shard]

I js remember youre southern

[brittle gust]

I'm tamil

[visual shard]

tamil🥀

like

fresh from tamil nedu?

[brittle gust]

Yes

[visual shard]

✌️ 🥀

unreal

[brittle gust]

Although I'm not culturally 100% tamil

[visual shard]

yeah

[brittle gust]

Keralite/mallu influence

[visual shard]

you're 102% sri lankan btw

with 2% margin of error

[brittle gust]

Take that back

TAKE THAT BACK

[visual shard]

never

muahahaha

[brittle gust]

Ironically Enough I've been said to have a sri lankan accent

[fierce fog]

[brittle gust]

(i don't)

[visual shard]

(you do)

its probably because youre from there

[brittle gust]

I've never met a sri lankan in my life

Smh

[cunning niche]

Been banana banan?????

[brittle gust]

I don't even remember how their accent sounds like

[visual shard]

look in the mirror???

@cunning niche get a load of this qwas blud

[cunning niche]

Ok

[brittle gust]

For some reason

I can't see myself on a mirror

My clothes seem to be reflected properly tho

[visual shard]

ok what the helly

[brittle gust]

I have sent complaints to mirror co.

[visual shard]

are you just trying to confirm your sri lankan heritage???

js start busting out sinhala vro

[brittle gust]

They say I'm too blood thirsty

[fierce fog]

Vampire is from europe bro (I think)

[brittle gust]

I might have Portugese blood in me

Or anglo indian

[brittle gust]

Too much sanskrit influence for me

[visual shard]

are you from goa???

mr worldwide???

[brittle gust]

No

[brittle gust]

There is some Portugese influence in my region and kerala

I'm also catholic so

[visual shard]

qwas try to sound tamil challenge (impossible)

but its ok

I dont sound punjabi half the time

[brittle gust]

I do sound tamil

[visual shard]

me too twin

[brittle gust]

But my accent and slang is a bit weird

[visual shard]

yeah uh

my region in the UK has like the highest sikh population outside of london

so a lot of the punjabi that ive actually remembered is heavily indian dialects and slang

[brittle gust]

I do apparently have a deep voice tho

According to nekcrop

And i do sound indian according to others

[visual shard]

I would say I have a deep voice

but nobody has ever actually heard me in vc

because my mic refuses to pick me up

[brittle gust]

(I am going to make educational content on YouTube when I finish college fr)

qwas's online pre engineering school

[visual shard]

because not only is it deep

im naturally quiet

[brittle gust]

😔

[visual shard]

I would sign up for this

[brittle gust]

@clever lantern join me

[clever lantern]

Sure

[brittle gust]

🎉

[keen fern]

yo

ok maybe i like black myth wukong

just a little bit

it still rages me so bad but its fine

[hollow garden]

@visual shard you are 104% Balochi

With a 4% margin of error

108% Baloch ✌️🥀

[heavy hornet]

?

[rocky linden]

Wanna join my map wars instead???

[heavy hornet]

I could maybe just be in 2

[rocky linden]

It's in another server

Since halo decided to be a 🍌and don't host one
I'm hosting my own for my friends in another server

[rocky linden]

Amd they love it

So maybe you might wanna join or something

[heavy hornet]

isn’t he just like unable to do one

[rocky linden]

No he is just lazy at this point...

[rocky linden]

You wanna join or not?

[heavy hornet]

uh sure

[rocky linden]

Nice
Let me send the group

[heavy hornet]

Group chat or server?

I have a glitch with my messages where i basically can’t open them

[visual shard]

aren't you half rum half blud on the lowkey

please dont speak to me namish

[prime compass]

@visual shard you are like

The most bludish sord I have ever seen

[hollow garden]

This key is very flawed

Because I'm none of these things

You project your flaws on me

For you are Bludian rumic

[wraith quarry]

does kleznam

the great

wish to join spaceman rpg

[hollow garden]

What is it about

[wraith quarry]

it's basically you and gang on a star freighter in the outer rim of a galaxy

very similar to star wars but with stuff from other franchises as well

[wraith quarry]

there is an overarching goal that will be established

assuming yall dont just ignore it (very likely)

[hollow garden]

Fascinating I will join after I finish exams

Did it start yet

[wraith quarry]

saturday

[hollow garden]

Or is it going to have it's first session soon

[wraith quarry]

and it's flexible to where you can join latuh probably

[hollow garden]

Could I be the space pet of someone

[wraith quarry]

uhh no

unless you're a slave

[hollow garden]

:(

I crid

[hollow garden]

Close enough

[wraith quarry]

but who would be your owner...

i guess bow would

[hollow garden]

NO

NOT THR TETRONEIN

[wraith quarry]

then idk

as a slave u can't really join on your own

[west path]

freeing me from my debt?

sign me up.

[frank latch]

I shall help you in your quest

[hollow garden]

@frank latch mastaaah

I'm your servant Z'yorx

how can I help

[brittle gust]

Who are you and what did you do to my klezna

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-angry-pistol-pistol-gun-gif-17001523090508176980

Klezna would never talk like this to bowa

[west path]

True he would dropkick him

[frank latch]

who are you
what have you done to Klez

no Syrl would ever willingly admit themselves to be a Terronein's slave

[spring bison]

the libsoc have replaced him

[fierce fog]

[fierce fog]

Lebrown jamesss

[visual shard]

you:

[keen fern]

yo

i beat like 4 bosses in wukong today

feels good

hahahhah

the scorpionlord

made me go

insane

[keen fern]

holy

fucking

SHIT

YELLOW LOONG IS PISSING ME OFF

[keen fern]

boss fight was so crazy

it got my frames to drop

[compact drift]

!rank

[wild mason]

H

[dusty kernel]

What is this chat

WorldBox needs a Minecraft server again

[visual shard]

should i

[noble cedar]

Worm

[fierce fog]

[prime compass]

@hollow garden bkduish

[spring bison]

antifa

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden which Mulan movie

Animated or live action

[glacial inlet]

artillery massacre

[glad torrent]

What country shall I play as

[rose forge]

nepal

[glad torrent]

Too late im egypt

and I kicked the ottomans ass

[rose forge]

oh that's just as good

[glad torrent]

and am the Egyptian Caliphate now

[rose forge]

les go

[rose forge]

what ya gonna do next

[glad torrent]

Stabilize the country and push out the ottoman remnants

then will look from there

[rose forge]

aight

[glad torrent]

Uh also I may have prevented the crimean war

@rose forge

[rose forge]

oh

damn

[spring bison]

whats this

[hollow garden]

What is this Bludish

It looks interesting

[mortal moat]

Arthur morgan wins against everyone(except ||TB||)

[frosty drum]

And Prime John Marston

[mortal moat]

Heresey

[river junco]

A 1 on 1 face off or?

[noble cedar]

Who is Dexter?

[river junco]

Very smart killer man

[noble cedar]

He'd probably win, because Arthur is going to die of tubercolosis first

[river junco]

True

[noble cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-arthur-morgan-coughing-authur-coughing-gif-513313727455126590

[wild mason]

The spiritual energies of Game Room need to be revived.

[sage merlin]

No

[wanton mauve]

@glad torrent name game?

[wanton mauve]

..

[brittle gust]

@hollow garden opinions?

[glad torrent]

@lime hemlock

[frosty drum]

@glad torrent release multiple vassal/puppets

[glad torrent]

hell no

[hollow garden]

When will you reveal what this is

[hollow garden]

Based

Egypt's borders extend from ocean to ocean

[glad torrent]

pax historia

[hollow garden]

The arab peoples need a parental force to guide them

Which is Egypt

[hollow garden]

That's a mapwar?

[brittle gust]

Manifest destiny: Egyptian edition

[prime compass]

@hollow garden are you killing smolak

[rose forge]

@glad torrent this game be fun

Managed to get something done in antartica lol

[elder arch]

what game?

think i heard someone talking about it before

@rose forge probably should be pinging you

[rose forge]

https://www.paxhistoria.co/game

so basically uses generative ai to do a map game

So you can play it like a game room style map war where u just say the actions u wanna do

and it tries to simulates what happens as a result

[elder arch]

thank you

[rose forge]

god damn

[frank shuttle]

What is the maximum year you can reach in the game?

[rose forge]

as far as u want

it seems

[elder arch]

2.147 billion, or 9 quintillion, depending on if the game uses 32-bit or 64-bit integers

[frank shuttle]

Do you have a photo?

[elder arch]

I have a lot of free time, but not THAT much free time

[rose forge]

LETS GOO

[elder arch]

what happens if I continue as a guest?

oh it just lets me in

i thought it was gonna lock me out of certain features

[rose forge]

ngl i haven't used any tokens yet

cause screw diplomacy

[pine copper]

@elder arch

[rose forge]

This game is fuckin addicting
27 roudns

[hollow garden]

Ts is so good

I destroyed the ottomans

Then curb stomped Prussia

[rose forge]

u austrian empire?

neat

[hollow garden]

And formed Austo Germany

[hollow garden]

Yee

[rose forge]

I managed to establish a underwater outpost :3

[hollow garden]

Lmao

Did you try the moon?

[rose forge]

it's 1459

[rose forge]

my rocketry aint there yet

will try later

science sound bullshit

"steam-sealed domes"

[hollow garden]

We got an mw generator before 2025 💔

Wrong date

But still

[hollow garden]

@visual shard why did you hack me and made me write the wrong date

[rose forge]

antarctica growss

[hollow garden]

You are terraforming Antarctica?

[elder arch]

is the free model good

[rose forge]

nah just inhabitating it

[elder arch]

should I be using that

[rose forge]

im using the free model

[hollow garden]

who wants to live in Antarctica 🥀

[elder arch]

the grok one

[hollow garden]

It's nice

[rose forge]

well it doesn't spend any credit so...

[hollow garden]

That's the one I used

[rose forge]

unlimited rounds lmao

[elder arch]

ah, okay. good

[hollow garden]

I wonder what I should do

Me and Prussia are the biggest of opps

I hate them and they hate me

[hollow garden]

It's a bit clunky but it's pretty cool

I didn't know you could use AI to do a mapwar

[west path]

sokoto freeing ireland 😭

[hollow bobcat]

What game is this?

[rose forge]

https://www.paxhistoria.co/
generative ai mapwar sorta game.

[frank latch]

wth did you do to Minsk

[brittle gust]

The game roomer dream???

[visual shard]

youre just fat and your fingers slipped btw

[rose forge]

I find it like candy
Tasty at first but then get tired of it after consuming too much

[wicked vigil]

Train

[cosmic jolt]

What's map war

[glacial inlet]

stuart support

[frank latch]

oh
how game room has fallen 😔

[frosty drum]

@frank latch imma make this the Skilled room now

[glacial inlet]

hiding in the trees and hugging cover

[hollow garden]

Basically a game where you control a nation and do actions to guide it

[keen fern]

yo

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @prime compass

[frank latch]

🔥

[hollow garden]

Peak

[hollow garden]

https://youtube.com/shorts/vZl7AdMTHwo?si=2H4bFuqUO0mhoApv

[hollow garden]

@visual shard it's true

✌️ ❤️‍🩹

[rotund hill]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-ghost-death-gif-27106641

[rotund hill]

Skiller jumpscare

[visual shard]

I would do this for you buddy❤️‍🩹 🌹

[frosty drum]

@cerulean bay yes but I need Wikipedia article

[cerulean bay]

Is a reuters source enough

[frosty drum]

Idk

[cerulean bay]

Like It's literally only on news at least the top searches

Yeah no, I don't think there's an article for it in wiki

[frosty drum]

@median schooner what other options (this channel because curse)

[cerulean bay]

https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/thousands-demand-union-rights-civic-freedoms-large-tunisia-protest-2025-08-21/

[median schooner]

@frosty drum

Paraguay https://en.mercopress.com/2025/09/29/protest-in-asuncion-leaves-at-least-31-arrested

[frosty drum]

Ok

[cerulean bay]

@frosty drum Does a pride parade count as a protest in a country trying to repress lgbt

Actually nvm it's not big enough anyways

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy5pvdyd0ygo.amp
Also would this count

[simple flint]

Oh

[brittle gust]

Yeaaahhg

[alpine raft]

tis I

everyone's favorite cryptid

why is this shithole dead

waketh up gentlemen

[devout sparrow]

Huh

[radiant oyster]

@frosty drum i have a new project

the WBOX metro map

[hardy edge]

deadchat

[frosty drum]

@hardy edge @hardy edge @hardy edge

[hardy edge]

yo

[keen fern]

gurt

[quick idol]

Nobody goes on game room anymore

it has FALLEN

[low agate]

Join the mw ercan

[quick idol]

there is no mw

[low agate]

There will be a mw

[glad torrent]

Yall what should I name my new horse

[frank latch]

Docker (I hope that isn't weird 🙏 )

[glad torrent]

too late named her already

[frank latch]

what'd you name her?

[glad torrent]

clement I think

[visual shard]

game roo

[wild mason]

giggity roo

[rose forge]

wha

[brittle gust]

Aha

[rose forge]

wawa

[rough tartan]

what gamed do we play?

has anyone hereplayed ages of conflict

[prime compass]

I played

https://tenor.com/view/niko-toba-aquarium-baikal-baby-seal-niko-my-beloved-gif-24000938

[fresh jewel]

me

[rough tartan]

this is cool

do you make any scenarios ?

[fresh jewel]

no

[rocky grotto]

Im going to cry so much

[prime compass]

What an idiots

[prime compass]

What happened

[rough tartan]

where is the minecraft server

[hollow garden]

What's up man?

[hollow marten]

I ❤️ the fascist room

[steep merlin]

⚠ Warned ohoshowdown

[willow tulip]

God damn you

[cerulean bay]

Oh those are banned

[high ocean]

I think

[willow tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/cymbals-monkey-brain-the-simpsons-homer-empty-head-gif-15689692

Of course they are

Usually people get banned for that btw

[river junco]

https://tenor.com/view/20-clingy-cats-gif-15461464127849141747

[high ocean]

The jokes are major warn and support that faction is directly ban

[river junco]

This is truth

[cerulean bay]

Yeah I thought it'd be more so img stuff

[frank latch]

what has happened to game room

[cerulean bay]

Just normal game room things

[glacial inlet]

nice bridge

assisting the paratroopers for a bit, sadly only 1 paratrooper made it

[fresh jewel]

image perms at level 10

[vital latch]

In september, for the first time in a solid chunk of time (I think)—game forum got more messages than game room

[wild mason]

ahh to be a rust belt christian sieve beltist trumpist

[opaque cairn]

what is this game ?

[elder arch]

damn i wish i remembered the name

[brittle gust]

It's the first time in ever

I don't believe it ever had the chance to do that pre purge

[glacial inlet]

Mud and blood

[glacial inlet]

duel with volksgrenadiers

[magic hemlock]

yo sorry, wrong chat

[jaunty mason]

SCOOBERT SHOULD HAVE WON

[magic hemlock]

lol

[lone sand]

Para que este canal?

[kindred fjord]

The settings for each is

Rogue Trader, you get an entire sector of the galaxy for potential exploration, the Koronus Expanse

Dark Heresy, you get the Calixis Sector

And Deathwatch, you get the Jericho Reach

Each has its own locations you can explore, planets you can visit, and, of course, innocent people you can murder without consequence because you’re either a Rogue Trader, Inquisitorial agent, or Space Marine in the Deathwatch.

[kindred fjord]

Actually

Shit

Wait

I forgot

I almost forgot

[kindred fjord]

There

Better clarification

For the

2 people who voted

In Dark Heresy you play as acolytes for the Inquisition

[frosty drum]

@kindred fjord Oh hi trazyn

[kindred fjord]

Book of Judgement adds Arbites classes to Dark Heresy

Allowing for an arbites campaign

Death Watch has you larp as Space Marines coming from the watch station for a sector

And then, of course

Rogue Trader has you acting for a Rogue Trader as his retinue

@fresh jewel clarifications given

[fresh jewel]

belemin DEMOTED

i see

[kindred fjord]

So yeah with Book of Judgement you can just be Judge Dredd since Arbites are based off him lmao

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-the-law-helmet-talk-snod-gif-17555391

DROP

YOUR WEAPONS

THESE BLOCKS

ARE UNDA

ARREST!

[kindred fjord]

@hardy edge btw since you were interested in the idea

[kindred fjord]

@crystal snow

[kindred fjord]

@waxen remnant the reason I asked you the question earlier btw

About rpgs

Worldboxia is boutta go to a Grimdark future

[waxen remnant]

the only RPG I'm familiar w/ is rogue trader

(on that list)

[kindred fjord]

Rogue Trader’s set in the Frontier for Imperial territory. Lawless, ruled by Rogue Traders. Imperial Law only really matters where they allow it, like in the Von Valancius dynasty in the video game.

The Koronus Expanse

The Dark Heresy games are set in actual civilized lands

@waxen remnant Honestly if I go with the Book of Judgement I can homebrew an entire-ass campaign where rather than Inquisitorial Acolytes you’re Arbites acting in accordance with the Lex. Have a Proctor or some shit giving missions.

(Rank structure for reference)

[kindred fjord]

@crystal snow I should specify, you aren’t the Rogue Trader

You’re a member of their retinue

Doing shit for em

Just making sure you get what it is

[crystal snow]

it's fine I'm a wageslave

I got that

[hollow garden]

Tf is this

[kindred fjord]

Ranks

[hollow garden]

@wraith quarry explain my little blud

[hollow garden]

For what

Can I be liteuannt

[kindred fjord]

The Adeptus Arbites. For if Book of Judgement wins the poll.

[kindred fjord]

_ _

[wraith quarry]

basically the command structure of the adeptus arbites

[hollow garden]

I-I-I don't understand

But I'm voting still!

Democracy core

[wraith quarry]

look how happy he is

[hollow garden]

He lowkey does look happy

[kindred fjord]

The Adeptus Arbites are if you combined the FBI (since they have jurisdiction over way more area than the normal Enforcers) with the IRS (Cuz part of their job is to protect the Imperial Tithe), but if the IRS was actually good and didn’t fuck with you and didn’t make YOU figure out how much money you owe and actually tells you how kuch you owe. So nah, FBI combined with European tax agencies, and then you give them fucking power armor, shields, and shotguns

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-eliud-gifs-warhammer-40k-combate-warhammer-40k-escudo-warhammer-40k-adeptus-arbites-gif-13756464845549076582

And power mauls

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-eliud-gifs-w40k-warhammer-40k-combate-warhammer-40k-enfrentamiento-gif-17234204100212948546

The Inquisition, meanwhile

Is cold war CIA.

You can easily vanish people and torture them

With 0 consequence

Whatsoever

Deathwatch is mostly gonna be murderhobo shit if it wins

And Rogue Trader is gonna be politics with occasional violent murder on behalf of your Rogue Trader

[wraith quarry]

i forgot what's the essentially intelligence/enforcement agency of the imperium?

adeptus, mechanicus??

is that it

or

[kindred fjord]

The Arbites.

[wraith quarry]

there were other guys

[kindred fjord]

The Inquisition is ‘Oh they’re gonna get you’ with fucking Cold War CIA level shit

But

No it’s the Arbites

They torture people too

They have jurisdiction over the entire sector they’re in at higher ranks

But most of them are just assigned to one planet

[wraith quarry]

oh yes the inquisition

nobody expects the spanish inquisition

[kindred fjord]

But yeah honestly

Book of Judgement might be the most fun for me to do

Cuz

I can just homebrew a whole ass campaign

Starting off on a Hive World

Eventually moving up to sector-wide shit

Maybe some involvement with

Those who shant be named

(The Inquisition)

One shows up, or an acolyte does

Sends you on a mission

But mostly homebrew Arbites shit

[hollow garden]

I want to be a tax collector!

I will make policy changes

That people have to calculate their tax

We would know how much they owe

But we won't tell them

Because fuck them that is

[kindred fjord]

The Tithe is only applied to governors. They get to do whatever they want to fuck their people over with taxes, but the Tithe is exact.

… I mean theoretically

You could get the Administratum to INCREASE a planet’s tithe

Fucking over the governor with a tax increase sounds funny ngl

[prime compass]

You love money dont you

Your greed will be your undoing blud

[low agate]

This is the peak of rpa
#🎲game-room message

[kindred fjord]

You should vote in the poll, Belemin

[prime compass]

Do I have a choice

[kindred fjord]

#🎲game-room message

[kindred fjord]

You do actually

Yeah

I won’t do anything if you don’t I just want input

[prime compass]

I do not know the 40k

Okay wait

Rogue trader!

[mortal moat]

What even is rogue trader

The game not the concept

I know the concept

[kindred fjord]

So Dark Heresy is a bunch of Inquisitorial acolytes running around in the Calixis sector doing unspeakably evil shit like torturing people for an Inquisitor
Dark Heresy - The Book of Judgement, I’m gonna take the Arbites shit that adds and homebrew a campaign for arbites
Death Watch is just space marine larp, mostly murderhobo shit
Rogue Trader, you’re in the Koronus Expanse like in the video game version of it, serving as the retinue of a Rogue Trader. A retinue is his closest advisors that he sends to do shit.

[prime compass]

Okay thank you

[kindred fjord]

Youmre welcome

[mortal moat]

A retinue is his errand boy basically

[kindred fjord]

Basically.

They’re also his advisors

And his protectors

[mortal moat]

They remind of custodees now

The emperors errand boys

And also gods but thats a side gig

[kindred fjord]

Fucksake, I’m just gonna end the poll and do the 2 that are actually popular

[kindred fjord]

@hardy edge @crystal snow

To clarify since it doesn’t fit in all of it

Arbites will mostly be law enforcement shit, maybe going to handle governors

Handling the occasional cult

Retinue shit means going into dangerous situations, helping handling colonies for the Rogue Trader, that sorta thing

As well as being involved in conflicts with other Rogue Trader dynasties

You’re just the errand boys sent by your rogue trader to do shit

So you’re either an armored FBI/tax collector

Or a errand runner

[mortal moat]

The FBI guy will have guns

And the errand boy will have a giant fucking spaceship

This seems unbalanced

[kindred fjord]

The FBI have an entire civilized sector. The Errand Boy will have wild space full of pirates, tons of violence, xenos and alien cults to fight

This isn’t balanced. This is appropriate scaling to the threats you will face

With Arbites

You’ll be fighting

Heretics

Some criminals

Occasionally murdering a planetary governor for treason and fighting your way out of the palace past waves of soldiers

[mortal moat]

No the unbalanced part is that an errand boy gets a massive space ship

And the FBI agent gets a gun

[kindred fjord]

Not their space ship

It’s the rogue trader’s

They get like

A fucking shuttle

To fly to the planet

😭

[mortal moat]

“If i see one scratch on that ship im killing you”

[kindred fjord]

“Okay guys we can’t use the shuttle for air support, Lord Winterscale said he’d… ‘rip our entrails out and drape them across his throne’ if we do.”

“… so we gotta fight these necrons with our weapons.”

[mortal moat]

Lmao

[kindred fjord]

Actual name of a Rogue Trader dynasty in the Expanse btw, and they’re definitely closetted Khornate worshippers

So it’d be in-character

For a Winterscale to say that

😭

For the Arbites campaign I will have to homebrew a ton of shit, with the Rogue Trader I got tons of pre-made adventures

[kindred fjord]

@hardy edge Rogue Trader and Arbites were tied so I made a new poll of just them

[kindred fjord]

@waxen remnant @hardy edge ready to be a federal agent?

Since it’s winning

[glacial inlet]

the Germans tried to ambush

hi, what did i miss

[kindred fjord]

Jesus Christ it’s Endless War

[fathom hazel]

@kindred fjord check the poll

[kindred fjord]

Thank you.

[keen fern]

yo

[wraith quarry]

Brothers, for what shall we sail to the North for?
For clothe, for food, for company or drink?
Nay, we sail to the lands, claim it as our own.
For our empire shall grow, forever known.

It is here we lay our claim.
And it is here they shall know our name.
We seek the glory of our people.
And the promise of our prosperity.

We send our ships glory awaits,
but storms arrest in terrible freight
Our men lay in noble sacrifice,
Naught but victory will suffice.

Forward now brothers, let us lay to see,
upon the sea
the land that lies ahead.

expand

[glacial inlet]

tiger hunting

[frank latch]

They're repelled by a storm

[kindred fjord]

Fucking

[brittle gust]

The holy word

It is accepted

[kindred fjord]

Whelp

I’m just gonna fucking

Do the book of judgement

[wispy valley]

Name game

[glacial inlet]

Mud and blood

[kindred fjord]

Endless War*

[glacial inlet]

rifleman died to stealthy german with an assault rifle

[glacial inlet]

oh hey look a Churchill tank

[steep merlin]

Reminder for @noble cradle

Reminder from YAGPDB

tell @void axle when he's older

[noble cradle]

@void axle what was I meant to tell you

[rough tartan]

who here played victoria 3??

[void axle]

I don’t know

[glacial inlet]

the stealthy stug

my officer destroyed it

[balmy epoch]

@jarz

I forgot he is banned

[jaunty mason]

@clever compass @tame zealot is this true

[wispy valley]

thank

[keen fern]

yo wukojg isbdo peak

[glacial inlet]

Getting out of dday with all are troop alive is one of hardest parts of mud and blood campaign

[kindred fjord]

Like the queue for qotd

Is currently at 62 questions

Do I add 31 more

[south saddle]

double it and give it to the next month instead

[kindred fjord]

I can do 2 months

I can do an entire year

[south saddle]

yes...

[kindred fjord]

The google doc has over 360 more questions

Unironically

I could go

For a year of trazyn

[hoary oar]

Don't give him ideas..

[gray iron]

what game is this?

[keen fern]

wukong is so peak

[glacial inlet]

Mud and blood

[woeful narwhal]

!rank

[eternal cloak]

roblox is SO peak https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/lgFnWewpTSnnW_sn3?invite=cr-MSwxRjIsMjU1MTY2ODgz

[wraith quarry]

what game be that

[eternal cloak]

ahh its roblox

[wraith quarry]

what game?

[eternal cloak]

no big deal

[kindred fjord]

If it’s no big deal then what’s the game 👽

[eternal cloak]

smartest worldbox server member

[kindred fjord]

(I’m joking I’ve played it too)

Lmao

[eternal cloak]

lol

[kindred fjord]

I have heard

Some wild shit in vc on that game

One guy used every single word he could to describe drugs without saying a bannable vc word

and then said

‘And that’s our product.’

😭

[eternal cloak]

the racism makes the game more fun

you never know when the alamonts are gonna say the n word

[kindred fjord]

He quite literally finished his rant with

And I quote

‘Making us slightly more evil than the CIA in the 80’s.’

😭

[eternal cloak]

i like selling my teammates to the enemy

when making a deal and they dont wanna accept offer to give them some guy

[kindred fjord]

Lmao

I have never seen someone sold

I should

Probably play that game more.

I have touched it like 3 times

[eternal cloak]

i mean it doesnt happen because usually by the time the deal is made a shootout starts

[kindred fjord]

I prefer Oath of Office

[kindred fjord]

Real

[eternal cloak]

shootouts are either boring stuff or cinematic af

i mean overall fights are pretty fun

like the gunplay is wonky but its fun

[hollow garden]

Yoooo

I thought I was the only one who played that game

[kindred fjord]

Real

[brittle gust]

Klez I'm joining you on Saturday don't forget

For oath of office

[kindred fjord]

My presidency was so effective people were so mad at the 2 presidents after me they wished I could have gone for a third term, since my entire platform was being humble and fixing the economy

I was just a helpful old man

My vice president did all the speeches at shit while I fixed the nation

I legit prioritized fixing the economy over making public appearances 😭

And

People liked that approach so much I got a landslide win term 2

[hollow garden]

Ah lmao

well seems you like had a pretty decent presidency

[brittle gust]

If only that worked irl

[kindred fjord]

If only

[hollow garden]

Did you sweep all states

I had a short presidency

But it was a jimmy carter one

Being president is so overwhelming and stressful

You got 40 people on your ass

[kindred fjord]

In term 2 I won every single state, despite not expecting it because the house hated me for pushing to fix the economy

[hollow garden]

Yippe

[kindred fjord]

Because

I kept vetoing

All their bills that’d fuck ATR even more

[hollow garden]

The house was pollfarmers 🥀

As long as you have the support of the senate you are good

[kindred fjord]

I came from the Senate

[hollow garden]

Ah

[kindred fjord]

And then went back to the senate after my presidency

[hollow garden]

You had strong connections there?

[kindred fjord]

I was their golden child

[hollow garden]

I see lucky

[kindred fjord]

Literally both parties in the senate were unified behind me against the house for 4 terms

Then I went

‘We need to fix this. I’m going for President.’

And everyone went

‘Yeah no Grant that’s honestly the only thing you CAN do.’

[hollow garden]

How bad was the situation

[hollow garden]

real

#Grant2028

[kindred fjord]

ATR was max, freedoms were 0, and the military was fucked

So Jackson Grant saved America

And then went back to the Senate

And became PPT

Lmao

[brittle gust]

FDR???

[hollow garden]

A pretty decent run

[brittle gust]

FDR++

[hollow garden]

Yes!

[kindred fjord]

… and then the presidents after me ruined all my work

Which is why everyone went

[hollow garden]

lol

[brittle gust]

Ofcourse they did

[kindred fjord]

‘Why can’t we bring back Grant’

[brittle gust]

Lmao

[hollow garden]

It's probably like that in real life

[kindred fjord]

Lmao

[kindred fjord]

Obama.

Literally Obama.

[hollow garden]

Repeal the 14th amendment

[kindred fjord]

Like

I have 0 clue how they fucked it all up

I spent 2 fucking terms

Setting a precedent

And everyone applauded it

And then the guy who replaces me

Instantly nukes the nation again

😭

[hollow garden]

He probably pussi surrendered to the house

[kindred fjord]

He lost the re-election… and then, y’know, that guy also didn’t fix it

Like

The second guy?

Was a total moron

[hollow garden]

yes

[kindred fjord]

He ABANDONED leadership meetings in the white house

So I just… went back in my old chair

The president chair

As PPT in those

And went

‘Alright guys let’s get down to business, Grant’s in the chair again.’

[brittle gust]

Lmfao

[hollow garden]

Maybe he had matters to attend

[kindred fjord]

And the Liaison and WHCOS filled me in

[hollow garden]

Real

[kindred fjord]

No he said ‘I don’t care about tjis stuff

Spelling mistake included

And walked out