🎲game-room

[low agate]

Because you don't have bonus, you make small rafts

[heavy hornet]

@low agate assign some of my people to mine and chop wood

[tiny wren]

Turn them into proper boats with the Wolf Pelts & Ropes.

Show us the map @low agate

[low agate]

You make them a bit better

[low agate]

Done

[quick idol]

The sea monster got another...

[tiny wren]

@low agate continue mining & hunting.

[low agate]

You get more copper and hunt some deer

[quick idol]

Jimbo is cooking us and the only guy nearby is doing nothing

Are we over?

[tiny wren]

There's something unusual within the mountains

[low agate]

Finally someone noticed

It's been there since the event

[tiny wren]

This is my first time seeing the map after the event

You should have kept my discovery a secret to me.

[quick idol]

@low agate our people start to yearn for the mines... make pickaxes and assign people to mine

[low agate]

#🎲game-room message

[low agate]

You make hole in ground

[quick idol]

Hear me out... what if we made deeper hole?

What is there below?

[low agate]

Rock

[tiny wren]

@low agate reinforce the boats more with more logs & make proper sails from Deer hides.

[quick idol]

rock is good, we must mine rock

[low agate]

You haven't quite found out sails yet, but you get what seems to be a standard, albeit not great, boat

[tiny wren]

Reinforce the hulls with tree sap/resin & develop proper sails.

[low agate]

You have no resin or sap, you try making sails

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet Dms

[low agate]

Conspiring against me?

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet Dms

[tiny wren]

Extract resin & sap from gathered logs.

[quick idol]

I was editing why did it send again

god this phone SUCKS

[low agate]

The logs don't seem to contain any

[tiny wren]

Just continue reinforcing the ships and prepare my men for a voyage.

[low agate]

You get about average boats

[tiny wren]

Is it enough to sail into the spiral?

[low agate]

@heavy hornet See this guy?

[tiny wren]

Are my men strong enough to take on the journey?

[low agate]

You approach the spiral, but there seems to be a giant magical barrier full or spiral patterns.
Only those worthy may enter...

I guarantee

You'll not be locked out

[tiny wren]

Proceed.

[low agate]

There is a way to get into the spiral

[low agate]

The barrier prevents your men from going into the land

[quick idol]

Jimbo's theorized range

Pretend its not close to the coast im shit at drawing

[quick idol]

especially when im on THIS PHONE

[vital latch]

I forgot ercan used 2 phones

[quick idol]

i could've painted 10 mona lisa's right there if it wasnt for that

[heavy hornet]

Yea

[quick idol]

i dont have my main one for today so im stuck with this ancient relic

this one also has like no games

[tiny wren]

@low agate what option do I take

[heavy hornet]

none of them

the spiral is mine

[low agate]

There is no way for you to enter as of now

The barrier prevents both paths for your men

[tiny wren]

You told me there's a way to enter.

[low agate]

You'll have to find out

[tiny wren]

What am I supposed to do then?

[low agate]

Only those worthy may enter...

[quick idol]

I am worthy and thats it

[heavy hornet]

@low agate build one really fast boat and have a small group sail to the edge of spiral

[quick idol]

You must slay the sea monster jimbo...

[quick idol]

yall im going on to hunt him whos with me!!!

[low agate]

You aim to make a boat for speed, and you make a small, quick looking boat

Remix and select your path

[tiny wren]

@low agate so @heavy hornet Is allowed to enter but I am not?

[low agate]

I never said he could

[heavy hornet]

I’m not there yet

[low agate]

He has to see

[low agate]

You also are approaching the spiral all wrong

[tiny wren]

@low agate go around the spiral looking for an entrance.

I must find a way

[quick idol]

i suggest we slay jimbo to prove ourselves worthy

[heavy hornet]

Take this path to get near the spiral

stop for food along the way

[low agate]

#🎲game-room message

[tiny wren]

I'm not even sure if I would succeed at sweeping it.

[quick idol]

Whos with me!!!

[low agate]

The journey will take a while, but you begin

[quick idol]

#JimboIsReal

[tiny wren]

@low agate can't you just let me onto the spiral? How would I traverse it?

[low agate]

You need to understand what I'm saying

How did jolly get onto the first spiral in this map

[quick idol]

when is he gonna realize

[heavy hornet]

I’ve played a halo mw before the spirals are treacherous

[tiny wren]

Sail back onto the spiral, but I have to go alone

Continue on the red path

[quick idol]

Can i come too

[low agate]

Who will you send?

[tiny wren]

Myself?

[heavy hornet]

I also go

[low agate]

You need to send someone from your nation

You don't count, as you're the leader

Jolly is about here rn

[tiny wren]

My strongest men alongside Jeb.

If Jeb's not worthy I don't know who is.

[low agate]

The island refuses to allow either

It doesn't allow animals to try

[tiny wren]

Jeb stays on the boat chewing on some grass.

Just let my strongest man in, I'll call him Arthur

[low agate]

Arthur is denied entry

The island seems to want someone else

[tiny wren]

I don't know any worthy people within my kingdom

Send someone named "Worthy"

[heavy hornet]

Only the righteous may enter

[low agate]

You don't understand...

[tiny wren]

Correct

[low agate]

Go back to when jolly first got on the spiral

See what he did

Jolly location

[tiny wren]

@low agate

I don't know how

[heavy hornet]

have I made landfall yet?

[low agate]

Send someone who you don't really care about, maybe

[tiny wren]

Send my weakest men

[low agate]

That's not what I mean...

[quick idol]

whats his name

[tiny wren]

Send my Middle School classmates.

[tiny wren]

His name is Ercan

[low agate]

@heavy hornet Just help bro understand

[quick idol]

Thats a beautiful name

[tiny wren]

Tbh @low agate I wasn't even at the game yet when Jolly claimed the spiral.

At least the one on the overworld

Idk what happened with the one on the Hell, he just sent "Nolan"

[heavy hornet]

@low agate make landfall on the island west of the spiral

[quick idol]

the spiral demands human sacrifices

[tiny wren]

@low agate can I just make my men sail into the mountainous regions?

[heavy hornet]

Yeah

[low agate]

You can try

[tiny wren]

Go on

[heavy hornet]

Have the group set up a small colony

[low agate]

@heavy hornet Explain spiral to bro before he calls it rigged

[low agate]

Thought you only sent one dude

You only made one ship

[heavy hornet]

gimme a minute I’m in soeg

Siege

[heavy hornet]

Small group

[tiny wren]

Idk who am I supposed to send.

[low agate]

That's the point

You don't send anyone in specific

[tiny wren]

Just send my strongest men into the mountainous regions.

[tiny wren]

Just send random people

[low agate]

Send your route

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[heavy hornet]

send in one of the men named Koa into the island to see if he’s worthy

[low agate]

Name one of them

[tiny wren]

We would operate on two Continents

[tiny wren]

Let @heavy hornet Have the spiral

[low agate]

It'll take a bit but you work on it

[low agate]

You sure?

@tiny wren

[tiny wren]

Send someone, just name him bob.

[quick idol]

Yall didnt believe me when i said jimbo was real

[low agate]

Schizo

@tiny wren @heavy hornet Bob and Koa meet up at the start of the spiral

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet We must cooperate to slay jimbo now that his existence is proven

[tiny wren]

~rps @heavy hornet

[hardy saffron]

kermitthefrog74., @tiny wren has challenged you to a game of rock paper scissors! Do you accept?

[low agate]

Who said you had to fight?

[heavy hornet]

Gimme a minute

[hardy saffron]

Rock Paper Scissors

@tiny wren vs @heavy hornet
:x: One of the players took too long to respond!

[tiny wren]

@low agate the rest of the people within the mainland continue to expand our territory north.

[low agate]

Khalix mountains progress

[quick idol]

@low agate this phone is painful to use i'll be sending messages slower 👽

[tiny wren]

Send phone specs

[quick idol]

discord makes it lag and i sometimes cant type, thats all you need to know

[low agate]

Is bro on one of those old ass phones

[quick idol]

heres also a rough drawing of its cracks

well they're not as wide as that but you get it

[quick idol]

This isnt all of it btw, the worst is out of screen

[tiny wren]

@low agate

[heavy hornet]

@low agate have Koa meditate while we wait for the competitor from the mountains

Khalix is mountains right

[low agate]

I did that

[tiny wren]

I sent someone named bob

[low agate]

Nobody's coming from the mountains

[heavy hornet]

Oh

[low agate]

Khalix sent people TO the mountains

[heavy hornet]

isn’t there another coming?

Oh

[tiny wren]

@low agate did Bob make it into the spiral?

[low agate]

Currently confronting Koa

[tiny wren]

Tell Bob to say hi to Koa.

[low agate]

@heavy hornet @tiny wren what will you do? Will you have your chosen ones fight? Or will you have them try to go together?

[heavy hornet]

my chosen is chill with bobbert

[low agate]

Bob is khalix's guy

[tiny wren]

If they fought then none of them would be considered worthy anymore.

[low agate]

He's learning...

[heavy hornet]

koa is a warrior but we haven’t really fought anyone yet so she’s basically just a strong dude

[quick idol]

I got the solution already

[low agate]

Most bro's done is just train

[quick idol]

When will yall catch up

[tiny wren]

Idk who I sent, all my strong men are into the mountains.

[heavy hornet]

I’ve gotta take a break

[tiny wren]

I suppose Bob also wields a Stone Spear

[heavy hornet]

Be back in like an hour

[tiny wren]

My class is within an hour

[quick idol]

@heavy hornet When will you hunt jimbo with me

[low agate]

Should we call it?

[heavy hornet]

When I get harpoons

[low agate]

Pick it up tomorrow?

[quick idol]

Yeah

[quick idol]

we must ally against jimbo and other threats

[low agate]

Current final map

[quick idol]

do you accept

[tiny wren]

He ain't referring to jimbo

[quick idol]

im not either

[low agate]

Khalix mountains location

[quick idol]

Also his name is jimbo

[tiny wren]

So how is it, we're continuing this tomorrow?

[low agate]

Depends

Depends on who's online when

[tiny wren]

I might not be available tomorrow

[quick idol]

I'll have my phone back at that time 🙏 🙏 🙏

[low agate]

@quick idol was this a better map war than what you've been seeing?

[tiny wren]

Saturday morning @low agate

[quick idol]

I will be absolutely available

[low agate]

Might sleep in

[quick idol]

i've been seeing NOTHING

👽

[low agate]

Better than this thing?

[quick idol]

idk i dont know anything about that one

[low agate]

Anything goes, roll based

[tiny wren]

Chicken's MW is very detailed, but it's taking a lot of time just to process a single round

[quick idol]

hell nah, roll based mws are BAD

[low agate]

Even when you can summon Goku?

[quick idol]

Yes

[low agate]

Peter summoned George Bush

[tiny wren]

I'm highly against roll based MW

[quick idol]

we must form the anti roll alliance and abolish rolls serverwide

[tiny wren]

It's making me throw my phone out the window

[low agate]

Because you suck at good rolls

[low agate]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

halo0pk0ok

:game_die: You rolled 19

[tiny wren]

It's all luck based

[quick idol]

how does he suck at good rolls if its random

[low agate]

Because I cursed him with mid rolls

@tiny wren roll a 20 rn

[tiny wren]

, roll 20

[haughty inlet]

khalixmaximus

:game_die: You rolled 15

[quick idol]

I could do it rn

[low agate]

Low roll

Calling it

Below 6

[quick idol]

,roll Twenty, Twenty

[haughty inlet]

ercanramanov

:game_die: Twenty

[quick idol]

here

Rolled a 20

[low agate]

I see what you did there

[low agate]

@ripe owl this was a success today fr

[quick idol]

back to doing NOTHING

[low agate]

Hop on Roblox fr

[frosty drum]

@low agate I'm back fr

[low agate]

We ended, but I'll let you do a few actions because you missed a lot

[quick idol]

@frosty drum jimbo's existence has been proven

[low agate]

Schizo

[spring bison]

I have finally solved climate change

[frosty drum]

@spring bison @low agate @quick idol @vital latch rate map one to 10

[low agate]

Same as last time

[marsh lance]

Will you share with the class?

[spring bison]

torching the amazon forest

[marsh lance]

True..

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[spring bison]

wow this is so realistic

[frosty drum]

Idk if that's sarcasm or not

[spring bison]

wow

[vital latch]

I'd like to point out that you still have a bold outline for this continent specifically

[frosty drum]

I know that
That'll be the last thing I'll do

[spring bison]

this is so beautiful

@hollow garden I will torch cairo by 2027

[steep merlin]

Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

[gilded harbor]

Why tho literally the most asked for fix

[frosty drum]

Because

[radiant oyster]

@low agate @tiny wren @pliant hare @queen hemlock toughts on a seshion in a lil bit?

[tiny wren]

Wha

Seshion

[radiant oyster]

My mw

@queen hemlock you available?

[tiny wren]

I think I'm the only one available

[hollow bobcat]

Huh

[radiant oyster]

@low agate you alive

[hollow wasp]

Wdym “outnumbered” also there should be more than one squad

[radiant oyster]

Also @rose cape Offtopic but want to participate in a random oneshot mapwar seeing all the people that are meant to be doing a sesh rn are offline

[rose cape]

if you spawn me where i asked

[radiant oyster]

Different map

You get first spawn tho

[tiny wren]

I'm online though

[hollow garden]

B-b-but Millions of egyptiene live there

It would be a tragedy on a scale never seen before

Worse than both of the world wars combined

Millions will weep

[tiny wren]

When is the next MW session.

[radiant oyster]

When all the participants are available

@low agate @pliant hare @queen hemlock session?

[west path]

Holy peak

8/10 since its incomplete

[queen hemlock]

Not rn. I'm getting breakfast then sleeping

Quite possibly later though

[west path]

proof

we need to torch cairo to prove this

[radiant oyster]

What is tomorrow for me, I’m available basically the entire day

[west path]

why did eyequ let this happen

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry You will never succeed

[low agate]

No

[low agate]

It's a giant jungle bro...

[hollow garden]

#🏅server-news message

We need to form a fellowship

A fellowship of the free

And we need a leader

A strong glorious leader

[prime compass]

Kleza join the frost front

@hollow garden kleznam

I know you are here

[hollow garden]

Bet

Who is our leader

[prime compass]

Tarquin Soll

[hollow garden]

👽

[prime compass]

Dirty communist blud you

[hollow garden]

Look at what I just said in suzerain

The opps tried to catch me lacking

[prime compass]

Which..

[hollow garden]

And say that I support racial segregation

But I managed to avoid getting banned

[hollow dove]

What do i do in this channel

[prime compass]

Which chat

[prime compass]

Map wars

[hollow garden]

It's a chat for games and the such

[quick idol]

I cant join anything but the frost front as an out of season guy

[prime compass]

Good

[quick idol]

Its always winter

[prime compass]

@hollow garden frost Front wants YOU

[prime compass]

Bluds and Sords

[quick idol]

Whar happened

[hollow garden]

Suzerain 1984 mods

I got too racist about the bluds

[hollow garden]

Yes

[prime compass]

Jöin

[prime compass]

Never too racist against the bluds

Link what you said

[hollow garden]

How

Am I blind

[prime compass]

#🎉event-announcements

[hollow garden]

I don't see teams or a way to join them

[prime compass]

Click on the ice..

Eem

[hollow garden]

@prime compass actually

Why don't we join the heat horde

@quick idol

You too

[prime compass]

Wow ok

YOU are not in charge here

[hollow garden]

Too bad

I usurped command

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/prude-losers-crying-cat-kitty-robin-gif-7338019993086530719

[unreal ice]

Hi

[hollow garden]

hii micmic

Do you have any questions about the game

[frank latch]

the Terronein President

[prime compass]

Yuck

[hollow garden]

Ew

[prime compass]

Syrlstaria is in safe hands

[hollow garden]

Thank you belemin

I'm glad that despite our differences you see how well the country has been doing recently

[prime compass]

I am a good guy

Andrej Tamur

[hollow wasp]

I’m not going that far tho, also multiple squads of multiple people. How tf do I get outnumbered?

@prime compass @hollow garden @quick idol @frosty drum @low agate remember session later btw

[prime compass]

Ok

[quick idol]

Peak

I have my phone now

[spring bison]

yes

[prime compass]

Space mw 2 announcement tommorow

[hollow wasp]

Half 9 irish time, what timezone is Azerbaijan in?

[hollow garden]

Is it soon?

[hollow wasp]

4 hours and 40 mins

[prime compass]

Klez

[hollow garden]

This is 11 Egypt time

[quick idol]

Its 20:52 here

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/salesman-squid-game-salesman-recruiter-squid-game-gif-9642620549227934789

[hollow garden]

I horribly miscalculated

[hollow garden]

Alright

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp add this to your mw

[quick idol]

i think the moon is in every mw

[hollow wasp]

Really? Wow you’re very far ahead, half 1 ur time is a nuisance, np if u cant make it

[quick idol]

We just dont see it

[hollow wasp]

Iron Age ur not going near the moon

[quick idol]

Nah i dont sleep

[spring bison]

The tyrant's state subjects us all, but cries democracy

[hollow garden]

It indeed was in space mw

[frosty drum]

Imma Build up to the moon

[hollow wasp]

Real

[hollow wasp]

You will fall over Fr

[hollow garden]

Ur mother cries demokratic

[frosty drum]

I'll build supports

[hollow wasp]

God will strike you down

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[hollow garden]

I live there

[spring bison]

funniest kleznam joke:

[hollow wasp]

B-but I’m god!

[spring bison]

lies btw

[prime compass]

KLEZnam

[quick idol]

Proof

[quick idol]

nam

vietnam

[prime compass]

Why is this guy ignoring me?
@quick idol

[quick idol]

kleznam was a vietnamese spy all along???

[prime compass]

When space mw 2

[quick idol]

it was right infront of us...

[low agate]

You said "to near extinction" after barely making spears
You expect me not to kill your dudes who've never trained before?

[hollow garden]

@prime compass opinion

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-avengers-endgame-tony-stark-iron-man-i-am-iron-man-gif-23779680

[hollow garden]

I-It's not supposed to be funny

[prime compass]

Obelisk
When space mw 2..

[prime compass]

Be racist

[spring bison]

shut up kleznam

[quick idol]

this is just some future suzerain dlc fr

[hollow wasp]

And I am skillerz….

[hollow garden]

I'm hosting suzerain mw

[spring bison]

yes

the devs have confirmed

[prime compass]

I WANT SPACE MW 2

[frosty drum]

And I am Helado
Therefore the Host
Therefore I win

[prime compass]

I wanna use the weapon..

[spring bison]

yes

right now

[low agate]

Ercan is schizo

[hollow garden]

Why is verddosnam there

[prime compass]

@quick idol do you agree

[spring bison]

or im torching Cairo

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[quick idol]

who won the civil war @spring bison

[hollow wasp]

Vro I gave large numbers of literal killing machines spiky weapons against mainly solitary predators with no ranged capabilities. Maybe some losses but damn killing everyone? That’s just bullshit

[spring bison]

the roman god of war

[prime compass]

Space mw 2...

[hollow wasp]

So i get to build to the moon? W

[low agate]

I only killed the dudes you sent out to "hunt the tigers to near extinction"

[quick idol]

What was the point of that action anyway

[frosty drum]

That will cost 3 million crabcoins

[hollow wasp]

Yes, the large numbers of killing machines with spiky weapons that attack from afar

[quick idol]

Dw i can pay for it

[hollow wasp]

Make it safer to expand into the jungle

[hollow wasp]

Gofundme frfr

[frosty drum]

How much do crabcoins cost irl

[low agate]

"Killing machines" brother you haven't trained your people in combat in the slightest

[quick idol]

0 because they arent real

[frosty drum]

I will make it real

[hollow wasp]

Stab the scary thing with the pointy end isn’t that hard, especially in a large group. Humans are literally killing machines

[hollow garden]

Why do I randomly have dev role in this server

I mean I'm not complaining

[hollow wasp]

This is what they did

[low agate]

You gave them basic spears and told them to kill apex predators

Are you dense

[hollow garden]

Can I kill the apex

Who are the apex predators in halo mw

[low agate]

Ercan is doing better and he's schizophrenic

[hollow wasp]

Humans are apex predators!
Also yeah I gave 15 people spears Vs 1 tiger. How exactly do you think people killed any megafauna ever?

[hollow wasp]

So are u apparently

[quick idol]

Im not

[quick idol]

Sea monster jimbo is real

[low agate]

"Hunt the tigers to near extinction" is NOT 1 tiger

[hollow wasp]

It’s not like it’s 1 guy Vs 1 tiger, groups move 👽

[frosty drum]

@low agate I'm doing great frfr

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-funny-talking-lol-gif-25690780

[low agate]

You live in a giant jungle and thought you could wipe out a majority of apex predators with basic spears and no training

[hollow garden]

When is this getting hosted

[quick idol]

right now

[frosty drum]

This may or may not be a mw
It might be a worldbuild

[hollow garden]

@frosty drum I will be the orkosh clan

[hollow garden]

Ah huh

I see

[frosty drum]

Also it's not close to finished yet

[hollow wasp]

Only the ones within a comparatively short range compared to tiger territories. I wasn’t cleansing a continent just my vicinity

[prime compass]

@hollow garden kkeznam.

[hollow garden]

Yes

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden @quick idol this is canonically like 4 to 6 times larger than fish mw map btw

[prime compass]

3 words 1 number

[low agate]

"10km from any settlement" bro

[prime compass]

When space mw 2

[frosty drum]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Insane

But its the ocean

[hollow wasp]

Google the size of a tiger territory, I am not slaughtering hundreds or thousands, just a couple

[low agate]

My school is just over 2 km from my house and it takes half an hour to walk there

[hollow wasp]

So yeah 10km from my settlement

[low agate]

With basic spears and no training

[hollow wasp]

Google the size of a tiger territory. Your schools distance is irrelevant

[hollow wasp]

In groups of 15

[frosty drum]

Wdym

[low agate]

I killed like 15 people get over it

[prime compass]

The ocean makes up for most of the map

[frosty drum]

That's because I'm still making the map

[prime compass]

Or are you talking about Land only..

[hollow garden]

This is like the powerscalling in fandoms where they go like "Canonically he is 1000 times stronger than Goku"

[prime compass]

Ök

[hollow garden]

Cook skillerz

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Do you know what the 3 words and 1 number is?

[frosty drum]

Didn't fish mw have an established size

[hollow wasp]

You killed multiple squads of 15 people for literally no reason other than your uninformed notions. And you call me unfair

[hollow garden]

Free Andrej tamur 1616

[spring bison]

is this real

[prime compass]

Also that
When space mw 2

[low agate]

You made literally two actions in the entire time I was hosting
Make basic spears
Kill tigers to near extinction

And you expected the tigers to just all die

[hollow garden]

I'm the former

[hollow wasp]

Some people need sleep. Also I asked to expand into the jungle

[hollow garden]

I'm always silent

Thinking like a sigma

[low agate]

I expanded that a bit

[spring bison]

youre always fascist

sryslsdtaria is living proof of that

[hollow garden]

communist*

[low agate]

@frosty drum aren't you in school rn or something?

[hollow wasp]

I expected 15 apex predators to kill 1 tiger at a time yes. I’m only killing a few, very few depending on how the territories are laid out

[spring bison]

fascist*

[prime compass]

Klez answer pls

[hollow garden]

This is the worst spelling for it

[low agate]

You NEVER specified they'd only target one at a time

[prime compass]

sad cat

[hollow garden]

Later I have projects to finish first

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[prime compass]

Like...

[low agate]

Also stop saying "only a few" when in your own words you said "to near extinction"

[prime compass]

Name me 3

[hollow wasp]

Common sense? 👽
I’m not pitting one guy Vs a tiger

[hollow garden]

Suzerain mw and kdactmw

[west path]

@prime compass did you do this?

[prime compass]

1 more

[frosty drum]

The reason it's extremely large
Is to have multiple stories
As well as to prevent 2 superpowers controlling 2 halves of the map

[hollow wasp]

“In a 10km radius”

[prime compass]

Sorry i was hungry

[west path]

yeah but won't this

scatter

players

[hollow wasp]

Google the size of a tiger territory @low agate you’re completely bullshitting

[west path]

and make player interaction less likely

[low agate]

This isn't a purely realistic mw

[west path]

why are you guys arguing over animal populations

are we back to caveman mws

[hollow wasp]

Are they super tigers?

[hollow wasp]

Halo is just bullshitting me
It’s on principle

[frosty drum]

Not exactly
Also
It's 50/50
Either gonna be a worldbuild
Or mw

[hollow garden]

@hollow wasp can I help u hunt tigers

I will be your apprentice

[low agate]

He made an action to give 15 people with no fighting experience basic stone spears, then said "kill nearby tigers to near extinction"

[hollow wasp]

Where are u on the map?

[hollow garden]

You will be Holmes and I will be Watson

[low agate]

And is getting mad that his dudes died

[hollow garden]

Grün (Green)

[hollow wasp]

Ur holmes Fr

[west path]

yeah this would work though

15 people even with no combat experience

with the spears

could pack up 1 tiger

[hollow garden]

No u fr fr

[low agate]

He never specified one tiger

[hollow wasp]

Thank u qevie

[low agate]

He said to near extinction

[hollow wasp]

Nah I can be crocodile Dundee fr

[frosty drum]

@west path

[hollow garden]

@west path is qevie mw still happening

[west path]

yes but they wouldnt just

[hollow wasp]

Just for tigers

[west path]

find hordes of tigers

at 1 spot

[low agate]

He lives in a massive jungle

[west path]

tigers are solitary

alien

[low agate]

So

[hollow wasp]

Also I only said 10km radius when a tiger territory can reach 100km squared

[west path]

they

don't live in groups

[low agate]

It's only 15 people who died

[west path]

u wouldn't find a group of tigers

[prime compass]

@hollow garden
Can we hav space mw lore

[hollow wasp]

And there were multiple groups

[low agate]

It was his second action in the whole thing

[west path]

..so?

they still got the spears and the men to do it

[hollow wasp]

👽

[low agate]

I'm making khalix's dude get scared by geese

[hollow wasp]

Ur point?

[west path]

saying that is blurting out copium

[hollow wasp]

So “I’m unfair to that guy must be unfair to helado too”
??? 👽

[low agate]

It's fair if I'm equally unfair

[frosty drum]

Where else should I have big Continents

[west path]

getting scared of geese isn't as bad as losing a vital portion of your population

🕊️

[hollow wasp]

It’s not-

[low agate]

He only lost 15 dudes...

[west path]

if these were your first 2 actions you probably do not have many people

[hollow garden]

Tf

[hollow wasp]

Wasn’t quite vital but multiple squads of 15 all dying for nothing it’s a bit annoying

[hollow garden]

Did discord remove the edit feature

It was actually goated

Are they stupid

[low agate]

I didn't even kill more than 15

[hollow wasp]

Skillerz’s thing is just silly

[hollow garden]

Oh

[frosty drum]

No it just doesn't work for some reason

[west path]

he probably posts an incompatible file type

[west path]

it is probably the file type

[hollow wasp]

You said all of my guys died when I said “multiple squads of 15” so yeah u did

[frosty drum]

How do I change it

[hollow wasp]

That could be it ngl

[low agate]

Let me go back to my message specifically

[west path]

export as a png or just post screenshots

[low agate]

"You gave 15 dudes spears"
I never said more

[west path]

#🎲game-room message here

oops

[low agate]

I didn't kill multiple groups of 15

[west path]

i was late

[low agate]

Only 15

[west path]

you did misconstrue his previous action though

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 12

[hollow wasp]

@low agate “kill squads”
You’re still wrong 👽

[vital latch]

does it work

[west path]

yes

[hollow wasp]

No

[west path]

you have created

a

[vital latch]

yay

[west path]

vampiric realm

[vital latch]

die

[low agate]

Are you gonna take the 15 dudes dying or are you gonna argue

[west path]

using the average number of people in paleolithic bands

15 out of 500 is... a lot

for a population

[hollow wasp]

Argue, you’re being spiteful at this point. You’re clearly wrong and won’t admit it

[hollow wasp]

I think I had like 2k

[low agate]

He has 2.2k

[west path]

that isnt very significant then

[low agate]

It isn't even 1% of your population

[hollow wasp]

It’s the whole point that he’s just being a stubborn ass when he’s wrong instead of just “yeah I’m sorry mb” corrects mistake

[west path]

chrew

this is valid

[west path]

guh

as a hunter gatherer band..?

[low agate]

Ercan is out here fighting some giant sea creature he's hallucinating and he's making less of a deal over losing people

And he has less people

[hollow wasp]

Cope 👽
Ur still wrong

[spring bison]

@hollow garden host immediately

[hollow garden]

I'm arguing in the suzerain server

[low agate]

Don't care
Make some upgrades before trying to wipe out the tigers

[hollow garden]

This traitor thinks that Sordland can't Annex land from rumburg

I'm putting him in his place

[west path]

LET ME IN

I WILL KILL HIM

[low agate]

@west path populations message btw
#🎲game-room message

[west path]

ok i don't really need that though

[hollow wasp]

Oh fuck off automod

[west path]

real,

[frosty drum]

@west path only screenshots will work for remix

[west path]

can't export as png?

top ten ibis paint features

[frosty drum]

I already have been doing that

[west path]

unless youre using something else

🐖

[west path]

oh

[frosty drum]

I'm using ibis

[west path]

unusual

[hollow wasp]

Crazy. I need to “upgrade” spears before I can literally do the same thing because you’re being a fucker

[low agate]

I should probably update the pops

[low agate]

At least train your guys in fighting

[hollow wasp]

It’s 15 guys Vs 1 tiger. Stab them with the pointy end isn’t that hard

[west path]

not even that

tigers are ambush predators

[hollow garden]

#473940883906232362 message

[west path]

they would try to escape but if you have a group you can close them in

[hollow garden]

(he is projecting)

[west path]

and quickly KILL THEM

[low agate]

Populations:
Skillerz 6.3k unchanged
Khalix 4.4k expanded a bit
Qwas 4.1k unchanged
Helado 2.4k expanded a bit
Ercan 2k expanded a bit
Jolly 1.8k expanded decently

[hollow garden]

Why is this guy getting heated over this argument

This is very silly

[hollow wasp]

Exactly, that jungle kitty is no match for 15 apex predators with long range weapons

[frank latch]

what's happening

[low agate]

This you

[frank latch]

what would it take to kill all 2k Ercanians

[hollow wasp]

Halos being a (redacted, fuck you automod)

[hollow garden]

2 nukes

@west path qevie I beg help me

[hollow wasp]

You’re just plain wrong

[hollow garden]

You are the best at arguing

[frank latch]

just call him that in dms

[low agate]

Argument over the fact I killed 15 of helado's untrained, spear holding dudes who tried to nearly extinct tigers

[hollow wasp]

And won’t admit it

[frank latch]

what's wrong with this?

[hollow wasp]

Nah I’m keeping it public because insulting people in dm’s isn’t a good look

[hollow garden]

does lad have beef with Al namer

[frank latch]

😔

[hollow garden]

yes

[frank latch]

I see...

[hollow garden]

I want to get caught up to the argument too

[hollow wasp]

It’s the principle

[west path]

i have learnt from the master oil john

[frank latch]

:/

[low agate]

He's mad about it because "tigers are solitary" and "humans are also apex predators"

Like

Train your men first

[frank latch]

I mean
if they're cave people
they should be able to understand how to stab with pointy sticks

[hollow wasp]

I tried to kill a few in a 10km radius. Google the size of a tiger territory, multiple squads of 15 people wouldn’t even need to kill 10 each in seperate engagements. I’m not fighting a tiger horde

[hollow wasp]

Thank you BOW

[spring bison]

some idiot is claiming Sordland cant annex any major rummish land after the war

[frank latch]

While I can understand taking some casualties

[hollow wasp]

15 apex predators with long sticks

[frank latch]

since there's always a risk involved in these operations

it should be a little more balanced

zats all I will say

[low agate]

He lost 15 people out of 2.2(now 2.4)k

[hollow wasp]

@low agate three people told you you’re wrong

[frank latch]

I didn't say he was wrong...

[hollow wasp]

How many times have I said “it’s on principle

[low agate]

Me after proving with math in your map war why I should be able to do something

[frank latch]

but
I also don't have the full context I don't think

[hollow wasp]

He told me I got outnumbered by fucking tigers

[low agate]

And you shutting it down

[west path]

can you gank him

we need to dogpile him

i'm already rebuking him

[frank latch]

what if they're intelligent tigers

specifically setting up an ambush

more intelligent than we think

[hollow wasp]

Oh so this is “retribution” for your narrative of discrimination

[frank latch]

changing their behavior to adapt to the human threat

[hollow wasp]

[low agate]

I'm just giving an example of you doing the same thing to me

[spring bison]

wrong server

[frank latch]

real

[hollow wasp]

Not the same, you tried to yoink a magic rock that can actively resist you.
I tried to kill tigers in the same fashion humans have been killing shit for hundreds of thousands of years

[low agate]

I think cats are cool so I killed your guys

[frank latch]

Laddie's done this before in the map battle I hosted a week ago

but to be fair
there wasn't much communication
and I didn't properly give the players an understanding of what they were and were not able to do

[hollow wasp]

10/10 comeback, solid rebuttal

[hollow wasp]

Your one is a bit more ambiguous since there could be a time element in play. I am just objectively right here though

[low agate]

As I said, this isn't entirely realistic, and I never said the tigers were limited to their normal boundaries

[hollow wasp]

@hollow garden what team to join in the event btw

[frank latch]

you right

[hollow wasp]

So bro is retroactively changing tiger behaviour to spite me, real classy

[low agate]

I made trained dudes with swords lose to wolves

[frank latch]

I didn't properly convey that the cavalry charge was a rapid fire action (which would have been something that people can't realistically respond to)

[hollow garden]

Wait is this a case of the host playing in the mw

[frank latch]

this is something I plan to change and fix for future map battles :3

[hollow wasp]

I fail to see your point, that just shows you’re an unfair host

[hollow wasp]

Nope he’s just being stubborn and refusing to admit he’s wrong

[frank latch]

I mean...

[low agate]

Determination

[frank latch]

15 guys

isn't that big of a loss

just send out 30 next time

[low agate]

Would've worked tbh

[hollow wasp]

I said “kill squads” with an s. He messed up the action and used that and a lack of common sense to justify that

There were over 30

[low agate]

I'm dyslexic

Deal with it

[frank latch]

it's that in my professional opinion

Laddie should cope with the ruling made by the host and adapt, learn and overcome the situation.

[hollow wasp]

Does that mean you can’t admit to being wrong? Nah you being dyslexic doesn’t mean you get to be stubborn and unpleasant

[frank latch]

(jyst live with it. Was only 15 men)

[hollow wasp]

The ruling made by the host is bullshit

I appreciate the advice but he’s still wrong

[low agate]

Wrong or not, it ain't changing what happened

[frank latch]

it's within your right to point that out

but, live with the decision

it's the host's responsibility to learn from it and change

for the future

[hollow wasp]

Ok. I see that but I do feel the need to point out you are being spiteful for the sake of it, not for any logical reason

[frank latch]

could I suggest a compromise?

[low agate]

Meanwhile me killing an unspecified amount of ercan's people and he's still like "Whoa big sea creature Jimbo omg wow!"

[hollow wasp]

I’m gonna go now since I feel I’ve made my point and he’s not changing the decision. Sorry you got dragged into that BOW

[hollow wasp]

So you’re just unpleasant to everyone. Got it

[frank latch]

IoE admits they might have made a mistake or at the very least an unfair situation.
They learn and change for the future.

Laddie lives with what happened and accepts the situation as it is

[frank latch]

nah
I entered it willingly :)

[low agate]

Most advancements: Khalix with basic copper swords
Highest army: Skillerz with 300

Ercan, you, and jolly really don't got much going for you aside from your stone stuff

15 dead guys or 50 minutes of arguing

[spring bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05MOrxbGFZo @prime compass opinions

[wraith quarry]

wow a suzerain song that doesnt suck

now that's rare

[spring bison]

Rumburg will be torched

[prime compass]

This is what the bluds and PFJP try to take away from us

[west path]

they played this when the queen dined in holsord

[prime compass]

Qevie what do you think of the bluds

[quick idol]

As qevie he changes his views daily

[prime compass]

What do you think of them, ercan

This will impact our alliances in multiple mws

[west path]

if they identify as sordish theyre good

if they identify as solely bludish theyre BFF terrorists

[quick idol]

they're cool except for that time they threw tomatoes at me in that one scene

[west path]

that need to be purged

[prime compass]

Youre so based

[quick idol]

that was rude smh

[prime compass]

The BFF use schools as Training ground and poison school food

They poison the Sordish youth.

[quick idol]

Dont you play as them in kleznam's mw

[prime compass]

Yeah but i dont do that

I only fought Smolak

[quick idol]

lie

[prime compass]

Nope

[quick idol]

you did the school training grounds thing

I remember that

[prime compass]

I didnt poison school food thi

[quick idol]

It was when you revolted in wehlen

[prime compass]

Tho

[quick idol]

Yeah but still

[prime compass]

Insurgency

Ok bud

I am not evil

[spring bison]

okay evil blud

[prime compass]

Hey its the Bludish Wehlen Party here

[spring bison]

more know as the Fascist Party

[prime compass]

Maybe the PFJP are the good guys

[spring bison]

nope

[prime compass]

Wehlen and Sordland alliance when

[spring bison]

they have put the rummish flag on holsord

they are evil

ricter is satan

[prime compass]

Ew

Nvm

Sordland must protect it's citizens from evil

[quick idol]

You did

[prime compass]

Traitor

[hollow garden]

@spring bison when are you joining frost front btw

[prime compass]

When the BFF marches on Holsord

(Never)

[steep merlin]

"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

[spring bison]

200k cc

[hollow garden]

@prime compass you are matching on Holsord

[hollow garden]

How about you get some Sisi instead

Hah

Got em

[prime compass]

Ask Rumburg for help

[prime compass]

How about you get a girlfriend kleznam

[spring bison]

most funny kleznam joke:

[hollow garden]

I swear I'm trying

It just needs time belemin

[prime compass]

Misinformation?

[hollow garden]

:(

[spring bison]

yes

[prime compass]

@hollow garden insult him

[spring bison]

kleznam hasnt gone outside since 2019

[prime compass]

I havent showered since 2023

[spring bison]

I havent showered since march 21 2025 1:20PM

[prime compass]

😂😂

[spring bison]

2023bc

[prime compass]

True

[west path]

Nope

not at all lol

[prime compass]

Soll..?

[quick idol]

see this would happen if you really hosted this

anyway we should give wehlen to lespia

[quick idol]

@hollow garden zille included btw

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden when suzerain mw session 2 btw

[prime compass]

FUCK no

[quick idol]

why not

[west path]

What the FUCK

[prime compass]

I hate those poopies

[prime compass]

Silly prank

[quick idol]

communist smh

[prime compass]

I love the ATO and CSP

[west path]

what did you do to the wehzeks.

[quick idol]

It seems bludish people dont know geography well 😔

thats gelsord

[prime compass]

Notting

Nothing

I only fought Smolaks regime

We actually helped the wehzeks..

[west path]

yes

[prime compass]

Is that Lachaven

[quick idol]

no its gelsord

[prime compass]

Nope

Its

[quick idol]

They completely missed Lachaven 😭

[prime compass]

Arcasia

[prime compass]

Is that Bergia

[quick idol]

Bludish schools dont teach geography 😔

[prime compass]

Thats actually Rumburg

[frosty drum]

Valgsland 🗣️ 🔥

[quick idol]

i hate valgsland!!!

Agnolia must conquer all of it

[quick idol]

@frosty drum you STOLE their islands

[frosty drum]

They were ours fron the beginning

[quick idol]

they werent

[frosty drum]

@prime compass @quick idol do one of yiu have full map of klez suzerain mw

[prime compass]

No

[quick idol]

Maybe you can argue for heljiland but not this

[spring bison]

nope btw

[prime compass]

@quick idol this is sordland btw

[spring bison]

rumburg owns all of sordland

[west path]

the bluds are so stupid

[prime compass]

Nope

[prime compass]

You filthy capitalist

[spring bison]

yup

[west path]

im a literal socialist

[quick idol]

thats me smh

[prime compass]

I love communism

[frosty drum]

@west path what do you think of Valgsland

[spring bison]

theyre just sourthern sords

[west path]

M-mid.

[frosty drum]

@spring bison and you

[spring bison]

The tyrant's state subjects us all, but cries democracy

[prime compass]

Northern bluds

[west path]

the valgish arent even people

they are aliens from god knows where

[spring bison]

theyre barbarian orcs

[west path]

exactly bruh

[spring bison]

we need sordland to civilize them

[prime compass]

Wehlen

[quick idol]

What if

[prime compass]

This is all rightful Land of Arcasia

ATO

[quick idol]

Alvarez will turn wraclawitz into a giant bar

[west path]

thats evil

dont give lespia any more land

[spring bison]

how would they build more alcohol processing plants then

[west path]

by demolishing impoverished communities

U cant do that if u have more land

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 1

[spring bison]

they already demolished all of them

[west path]

theyre cooked

[spring bison]

the upper class is 100% of the lespian population

everyone below has been killed

[frosty drum]

@spring bison @west path

@vital latch

[quick idol]

Alvarez needs more alcohol

[hollow wasp]

,roll 20 shrink

[haughty inlet]

uglyladdie

:game_die: You rolled 15

[hollow wasp]

I shrunk

@quick idol @frosty drum @prime compass @hollow garden @low agate session in 35

[prime compass]

Ok

[low agate]

Bro's gonna bully me for what I did to his 15 guys in my mw

[frosty drum]

@low agate @prime compass @hollow wasp @quick idol another map update

[prime compass]

I swe

Goods Jobs

[low agate]

When are you adding spiral island

[frosty drum]

Should I connect these 2

@vital latch @west path @prime compass @low agate

[prime compass]

No

[frank latch]

Cosmic only ever rolls a nat 20
or a nat 1

never inbetween

[queen hemlock]

Ight I'll be up for Jackbox with another group today

[alpine raft]

Nein

[frosty drum]

@alpine raft @frank latch

[alpine raft]

Dont connect

[frosty drum]

I'm not

@alpine raft I'm gonna make it very close though

[alpine raft]

Man get yo ass back in genesion

[dull wing]

Bye then

[spring bison]

wow

[frosty drum]

@dull wing come back

[spring bison]

this is so beautiful

wow

[dull wing]

No

Don’t take me back

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-kentuckyfriedmovie-gif-9024674403821279202

[dull wing]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHHJ

I WONT GO BACK

YOU CANT MAKE ME

[hollow wasp]

Nah bro I’m not like that

[low agate]

I might host when you're done tbh

[hollow wasp]

👍

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp @low agate CHEETO

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-cheeto-xqc-cheeto-cheetah-xqc-cheetah-gif-20279832

[low agate]

@burnt wren

[burnt wren]

Let's burn this world to the ground

[low agate]

#🎲game-room message

[low agate]

Select where

Actually lemme mark off the unavailable areas

[low agate]

Those are the only unavailable areas

[burnt wren]

Okay let's see

Also let me send a flag for my kingdom

[burnt wren]

Here

[low agate]

You don't need a flag tbh

[low agate]

What color

Preferably hex code