🎲game-room

[brittle gust]

It could cave in to klez if he demands

(it's played by LeBron)

[rose cape]

nop

[prime compass]

Andrej Tamur's legacy will live on

[brittle gust]

You should go to noltia fr

[prime compass]

Location

[rose cape]

noltia is a backwater btw

[prime compass]

@spring bison would you take in a Former Syrlstarian politician who got arrested?

[rose cape]

plagued by terrorist groups and decaying infrastructure

[prime compass]

I can blend right in

[prime compass]

Too close to Syrlstaria . ..

[rose cape]

also i would recommend not going there if i were me (which i am)

[brittle gust]

Eh

[prime compass]

Ok bye bye

[brittle gust]

Bye

[prime compass]

No

Vectern sis da

[brittle gust]

Never come near drodaria btw

I'll deport you to klez

[steep merlin]

Content warning // animal cruelty/death ||During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.||

[rose cape]

@vagrant ginkgo why did you do this

[frosty drum]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@frosty drum: The disease / skin pain - patient

[frank latch]

karma

[vagrant ginkgo]

mb guys

[languid pine]

I believe it

[sturdy arch]

Me to

[zinc lynx]

So many people read "open beta" and immediately started screaming

[wraith quarry]

wild part is skillerz posted this BEFORE they announced

[zinc lynx]

Yeah

People are special

[sullen pawn]

How is game room still dead

[wraith quarry]

me and you

[brittle gust]

Hence, we should worship cats

@vital latch this is legitimacy for cat worship, this proves that we are correct

[spring bison]

1 million cc

[west path]

the socialists have taken over my midn..

they bring up too many good points

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[vital latch]

cats >>>>>

the only true gods on this planet

[vital latch]

we need to give everyone a billion trillion quadzrillion dollars!!!!1!1!1!

[west path]

bro does not understand socialism

[vital latch]

qevie I just broke my heart give me a free healthcare to fix it

buy the new heart from THE CLAN STORE!!! btw

[west path]

do note this wasnt me

i think that was lebro

[frosty drum]

What did he break

[west path]

idk he just told me to send it on an alt

[brittle gust]

Insane

That's like

Three - four years

💀

Average discord support

[west path]

lebron cant send messages now

[brittle gust]

Guh

For how long

[west path]

idk

[frank latch]

do they at least specify what the "infraction" was

[west path]

do not think

[dusty oriole]

I played Fortnite once, now I'm consider an og

[vital latch]

bro was punished 4 years late

[vital latch]

fortnite smells

[knotty cosmos]

~bt

[rose forge]

🗿 who tf was reporting his old messages

[hardy saffron]

@knotty cosmos: <: Mexmimmim: 831910333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 th oat oat oat oat. Meet up

[rose forge]

what was man doin on June 20th 2021

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 15

[frail breach]

,roll

[haughty inlet]

.momonuske._.

:game_die: You rolled 3

[rose forge]

hm

[vital latch]

hm

[prime compass]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 1

[prime compass]

@vital latch does it work

[quick idol]

Free lebron he aint done nothing wrong

[waxen remnant]

@vital latch r u there

[vital latch]

yes

[vital latch]

I just got out of class

[hollow wasp]

@quick idol @prime compass @hollow garden @frosty drum @low agate @ripe owl how would you guys feel about kicking the mw back to life tomorrow around half 9 irish time?

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 14

[low agate]

Sure

[prime compass]

Hmm

I have Training...

But ok

I think I can make it

[frosty drum]

Maybe

[hollow wasp]

Gimme an answer

[quick idol]

Yes

[frosty drum]

Convert it to cst

[low agate]

Should I try to do this during the meantime

[quick idol]

We need more mws

@frosty drum speaking of mws you should host yours

[hollow wasp]

Bro Google it it’s not that hard

[low agate]

Like 4 pm

[hollow wasp]

Half 3

[frosty drum]

I might be able to
Probably

[hollow wasp]

But can push it back a little

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

Palpatine says so

[frosty drum]

Join the pumpkin empire fr
(Add pumpkin to display name)

[low agate]

@heavy hornet @tiny wren @ripe owl @frosty drum @hollow garden @near breach
Anyone up for this rn?

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-ehh-no-nope-despicable-me-gif-14678187

[heavy hornet]

do shovelhead sturgeon still exist in northeastern Oklahoma?

[low agate]

What?

[heavy hornet]

yes

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/digimon-adventure-2020-gif-22465193

Search shovelhead sturgeon and that boxing cactus appears

Discord is glorious

[heavy hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-george-phas-gif-12167989495265261034

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/le-fishe-au-chocolat-fish-chocolate-gif-276207395680097828

[hollow garden]

If you want

The time is okay with me

[hollow wasp]

👍

[ripe owl]

👍

[bold glade]

~bt

[steep merlin]

Ever noticed your cat sleeping most of the time? On average, cats sleep for about 16 hours per day.

[hardy saffron]

@bold glade: Considering John as a shame

[bold glade]

@turbid valley

[turbid valley]

I AM A GOD

[bold glade]

[wild mason]

hey corporal

[robust python]

Howdy

[wraith quarry]

salute toast

[robust python]

Im not toast

[cerulean siren]

salute toast

[wild mason]

gum room

[gilded harbor]

Gun room

[frosty drum]

Barracks

[frosty drum]

Might do a Map Chart ww2 mw

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-gif-16890639496203212917

[wild mason]

this is the best

i need more celestial swimmer

[vital latch]

what

btw demon wobux is wacky

[wild mason]

i am calling you celestial swimmer

[wild mason]

Those who have awakened the Infernal Heavens can tear apart the heavens and crush Mt. Tai! However, they must deeply understand the hatred and curses contained in the divine sword's formulas.
The more you hate and curse the world, the more colorless the heavens will become. Those who have mastered the ultimate Infernal Heavens. He is the one who will soon overthrow the heavens; the Heavenly Demon.```

[wild mason]

send more kirby gifs pronto

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-swinging-whispy-woods-star-block-gooey-gif-7693927955873732515

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-gif-26291819

[vital latch]

poyo

[wild mason]

more grooves than i'll ever have

[vital latch]

I wish I understood a word of this

[wild mason]

i probably need to attune it more to be readable

i just straight up ripped it from a korean webnovel

and put it through google translate

and pruned it a bit to make it more readable

lemme do it again

Those who have grasped the Infernal Heavens can tear apart the skies and crush endless mountains! However, they must deeply understand the odium and wrath contained in the heretical art against the world.
The more you deny and revenge the world, the more colorless all under heaven will become. Those who have mastered the supreme ultimate form of the Infernal Heavens is the one who shall soon overthrow the heavens; He is the Heavenly Demon.```

@vital latch is it more readable naur?

[frosty drum]

Heresy

[wild mason]

no no no

it's the true path

[vital latch]

Yes, I think the main issue is that a lot of metaphorical stuff that I'm assuming exists in the original text may have been cut out in translation

making it too "matter of fact"

[wild mason]

it do be like that sometimes

The Infernal Heavens art is a martial art that contains Nine forms

lemme write it out just for fun

[vital latch]

(which is suprisingly harder to understand then 80% literal 20% metaphorical)

[vital latch]

ngl I've been thinking about making a web novel as a side project to try getting more opinions on my writing style but this also might be dumb

[wild mason]

oooh no no try it

you may end up liking it lots

good luck cosmic

[vital latch]

I might start working on smth later, ngl know nothing about webnovels other then that ppl post them chapter by chapter to get feedback, which is kinda what I feel a need to do rn since currently everyone I manage to get to give me feedback seems to sugar coat it a lot

[vital latch]

(the only thing thats decicive in my writing so far is the non literal meanings of like literally everything mixed with intentional run ons making my writing a little difficult to understand; but at the same time this is mostly intentional)

[wild mason]

First Form, Flowing Sword of Starvation: This sword contains the suffering of those who died starved.
Second Form, Ringing Sword of Dehydration: This sword contains the suffering of those who died parched.
Third Form, Filling Sword of Drowning: This sword contains the suffering of those who died drowning.
Fourth Form, Connecting Sword of Frostbite: This sword contains the suffering of those who froze to death.
Fifth Form, Clashing Sword of Venom: This sword contains the suffering of those who died from poison.
Sixth Form, Flowing Sword of Illness: This sword contains the suffering of those who died from disease.
Seventh Form, Pummeling Sword of Beatings: This sword contains the suffering of those who were beaten to death.
Eight Form, Connecting Sword of Combustion: This sword contains the suffering of those who burned to death.
Ninth Form, Solitary Sword of Isolation: This sword contains the suffering of those who ended their own lives.```

@frosty drum

oi oi oi

see?

is it really all that heretical?

[wild mason]

it's okay vro practice will lead you to better heights

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-eyebrow-raise-pirates-gif-9227372

[vital latch]

this one makes sense

[frosty drum]

@vital latch will you rejoin the Pumpkin Empire 🎃

[wild mason]

yee i didn't use google translate

[wild mason]

nuh uh

look how cool our heavenly demon cult is

[vital latch]

probably not

[frosty drum]

I'm going to have the Pumpkin Empire invade Game room one of these days frfr
Not a while though

[rose cape]

@hardy edge this u?

[robust python]

No

[wild mason]

ting

[rose cape]

if you are responding to a question i asked toast you must therefore be toast 🤔

[robust python]

You replied to my message so its obviously going to ping me

[rose cape]

wobux do you write webonevsl

[wild mason]

nope

should i

maybe i'll make it big

earn a bajillion dollars (the publisher will take it all)

@rose cape i actually don't like a lot of the korean webnovel scene

there is a novel site called munpia

and 70% of the stories are about superpowers after divorce

what the hecc

the average user age for that site is like 40+

why

so many

divorce stories

[rose cape]

tryna milk a game that is only 2 percent 🤫

why did my wifi

[rose cape]

so a little younger than you

[wild mason]

say whar

[wild mason]

...yeah

also ting ting

what do you feel about a lot of webnovels

featuring genderswap in the korean webnovel space

i am not kidding

dudes becoming gals is a major thing now

i dunno why

[rose cape]

it’s a double entendre due to the fact that only around 2% of people will make it big and a reference to 2% fat milk

[wild mason]

is eye 200% fat

anyways

[rose cape]

yes

[wild mason]

ting ting

are the korean populace repressed

what's with all the divorce genderswap tales

never tell anyone this

[rose cape]

yes for both

[wild mason]

but yandere women are a major thing

[rose cape]

north and south

[wild mason]

in webnovels

i am scared

as a young prepubescent 46 year old man

the outside world terrifies me

[rose cape]

~bt

[wild mason]

GGRRR

AGAIN A NEW NOVEL

FEATURING GENDERSWAP

WHAT IS THIS

[rose cape]

g g r r r

[wild mason]

RAHHHH

[rose cape]

https://tenor.com/lhTTN7aplwl.gif

[wild mason]

i may have once been a low life unemployed 30 year old man but in this new life i am a cute 15 year old girl

what is this bro

help me

save me i can't take it anymore

i am going to crash out

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: 46 years old

[rose cape]

@wild mason are you greg or bre

[wild mason]

bre

greg is too much

ting ting

i don't think you understand

some of the best performing webnovels

are all about men becoming women in a new life

i cannot escape the woke agenda even here

gonna go crashout

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

THESE NOVELS

ARE EITHER ALL ABOUT

A MISJUDGED SECRET POWERHOUSE RECEIVING THE LOVE OF HIS (ADOLESCENT) DISCIPLES

A MAN WHO BECAME A WOMEN IN THE MURIM WORLD

AN AUTHOR BEING TRAPPED BY A PRETTY FAN WHO IS CRAZY WHO FEEDS HIM AND TAKES CARE OF HIM (lowkey i agree)

[rose cape]

woke mind virus 😱

[wild mason]

A BEAUTIFUL OBSSESSIVE EMPRESS YEARNS FOR OUR PROTAGONIST WHO ACTS LIKE A SLOB

I CAN'T TAKE ALL THIS BRAINROT

[wild mason]

so ting ting

you see

ahem

i once read a novel about an author being kidnapped by an obssessive fan with 10/10 looks

do you think something like this can happen to me

hypothetically

[rose cape]

no

10/10 is a lie made up by big government

[wild mason]

oh

what

what if

I were the kidnapper

you know

[rose cape]

this is going to end with you in prison

[wild mason]

they will never escape

[rose cape]

they dont have to for the police to pop you

[wild mason]

i will go down with a fight

[hollow bobcat]

Acnaq's grave lies in here

He was Nicholas II

[ripe owl]

I miss Acnaq

😔

[wild mason]

wait fr?

i thought he was

Acnaq de Medici von Rothschild

[brittle gust]

He was acnaq de medici von rothschild

He was also nicholas the second

[frosty drum]

E

[brittle gust]

Everything and everyone is acnaq

You are acnaq

[frosty drum]

Nah

[brittle gust]

I am acnaq

Skillerz is acnaq

Acnaq is acnaq

The world...

It's all acnaq

[wild mason]

I

AM NOT

ERQNERQ

LOOK AT ME

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1329472600379883521/1349721161830760488/chuu.png?ex=67d42149&is=67d2cfc9&hm=75ea78937e3a4a3ad857a35e5b765ffbaf14f75bd96263628f64a64d64e6fa9a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=809&height=779

[frosty drum]

What about Freaky Acnaq

[wild mason]

DO I LOOK LIKE ACNAQ

[brittle gust]

It literally had acnaq in the name so...

[frosty drum]

@wild mason

[wild mason]

i mean it may well be acnaq

[brittle gust]

Yes

As I said

[wild mason]

even his username is "bizzare_memes"

[brittle gust]

All is acnaq

Even you

[wild mason]

what about acnaq

is acnaq acnaq

[brittle gust]

So that is why we must oppose the acnaqate

[brittle gust]

Yes

His name also has acnaq in it so

[frosty drum]

I'm not acnaq
I'm Skillerz

[wild mason]

We're all Acnaq of different flavors.

[frosty drum]

Someone quote this

[quick idol]

mw when

we are all legally obligated to say this atleast once every day

[frosty drum]

@quick idol

I didn't do it frfr

[quick idol]

yeah you did

everyone saw it

[frosty drum]

Proof?

[quick idol]

all 8 billion people

[frosty drum]

I need evidence though

[frank latch]

I'm an eye witness

I can confirm Skillerz assassinated Acnaq

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 6

[frosty drum]

@frank latch you're next

[frank latch]

,roll 20 no

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 5

[frank latch]

eishen

[brittle gust]

Fair enough

[west path]

vros going insane

[wild mason]

nah bro

that's like the trend in korean webnovels now

[west path]

what is your stance on the ukraine russia conflicy

[prime compass]

Sleep

[wild mason]

there's a conflict???

where???

huh???

[west path]

yse

[wild mason]

wow!!!

[west path]

its ukraine vs russia and US

[wild mason]

since when???

woah???

what's ukraine???

[west path]

when trump said so

[west path]

another one of the states oppressed by the mongol empire 😢

[wild mason]

I SUPPORT UKRAINE'S LIBERATION FROM THE KHAN

[west path]

the chinese have reinforced the mandate of heaven... and are re-establishing the qing dynasty

[wild mason]

woah

[humble raptor]

NML isnt working 4 me

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

I am back

[west path]

ask in #🚑help-chat

[west path]

the curse

[spring bison]

punishment for some bs that happened 4 years ago

and that will only get removed in 2027

[west path]

goes hard

[tame leaf]

🤔

[wild mason]

what in the world did you do

[spring bison]

idk

[wild mason]

that's what they all say

[spring bison]

they are fascists and wont tell me because "security" reasons

[west path]

can we destroy americafat

[spring bison]

lets sink it and make it into the sea of mexico

[wild mason]

@waxen remnant

why is the world against you bro

[west path]

YES

I AGREE

[wild mason]

sea of america you mean

[west path]

Nah.

[wild mason]

i detect anti-american heresy

[west path]

good

i hate america

[frank latch]

😔

[west path]

you guys just humiliated your ally and they had to take some blame to save relations

..?

[quick idol]

America is a myth created by eyequ and the admins

[west path]

Oh and u forced unfavorable terms onto them

[wild mason]

i have a feeling

qevie is anti-murican

[frank latch]

"you"
Me a 16 year old knowing fully well there's nothing about the situation I can realistically do

[quick idol]

nah bro you're secretly donald trump himself

[frank latch]

🤫

@quick idol Have you enlisted recently?

[quick idol]

you are NOT invading azerbaijan with teleportation technology

[wild mason]

...

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry

[spring bison]

navy of fascists

[frank latch]

Fed the Orion propaganda

Don't worry Lebron
We'll liberate you

[prime compass]

Let me die in the Estazi

[west path]

shor

[vital latch]

,roll 20 eat the boat

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[vital latch]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-right-back-at-ya-kirby-anime-kirby-eating-a-watermelon-gif-17530449855967863291

[wraith quarry]

ong

[frank latch]

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ROLL A NAT 20

[wraith quarry]

we need to

[vital latch]

I was blessed by a dolphin

[wraith quarry]

dolphins dont bless

dolphins are incapable of positivity

[vital latch]

you have a really nice left nostril

[wraith quarry]

sometimes

my nose alternates clogging

never are both nostrils clear

[prime compass]

@wraith quarry hi this is andrej tamur help me

[sturdy arch]

if yall want to join me game thing dm me

[wraith quarry]

why

[prime compass]

Syrlstarian State Secrets

[wraith quarry]

i'd help you if you weren't the H man himself

[wild mason]

qevie @west path

[prime compass]

Uh

[wild mason]

i know what you look like

https://i.namu.wiki/i/fuyYIkVJ0DyDzd6Pht5x1p1S8GYpcJaG2eZu1amnQhBbLv4PCbq0CTh8offwn7exbOJvxAYRcMDIzdz43RIQZA.webp

this is qevie

[brittle gust]

Translation

[wild mason]

Surviving the Magic Academy as a Magician

something like that

also geez

at least say please and thank you

muah

[prime compass]

Who the FUCK are you

@wild mason who is he??

[wild mason]

gatorade

[prime compass]

Ok

[frosty drum]

Mr president. Guide us through pressing matters.

||@prime compass ||

[prime compass]

Hey pressing matters is killing the bluds right

Ok good

[elder arch]

i think this is a tactic mobile games use to keep you playing

It’s honestly pretty smart

[prime compass]

I love suzerain

Fixing the economic recession?

Hell nah

Committing an ethnic cleansing of the bluds?

Hell yeah

[quick idol]

you're in the wrong party bro, join nfp

[prime compass]

Id rather join the BFF

[quick idol]

what side is this guy on 😭

[prime compass]

Ultra far right liberal

[quick idol]

Do you just spin a wheel to decide your views for the day

[brittle gust]

How else do you graduate magic academy? As a druid?

I swear to god these manhwa, maga, and anime names are so terrible these days

[quick idol]

cheat??

[brittle gust]

When will it be named things like bleach once again

[prime compass]

Yes

Ok bye

[west path]

lie?

big FAT lie

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 10

[vital latch]

yeah qevie you are a 5'1 lightweight with fast but weak attacks in the vein of shiek

you don't inflict much knockback which is your primary weakness

[west path]

Eseron would like to welcome Arsztof Rysocki as its first elected head of state and its first premier.

[west path]

@prime compass your predictions were right

the socialist revolution is real

[solid moon]

two... uhhh???

get it

Two... uhhhh?

dang it

one second

[frank latch]

👽

bro responded to a 5 month old message

[vital latch]

@west path when do you join cat club

you're missing out on the cat tournament

where we will find out who is the best cat

(everyone should vote for mishy)

[frank latch]

erm

no

we already know who is the best cat

[vital latch]

join literally any clan and submit them to the cat tournament then to prove it

[west path]

never

[vital latch]

what about like

literally any clan

so you can add your creature to the tournament

[west path]

2037473

[vital latch]

what does this mean

[west path]

yes

[vital latch]

the easiest way to join clans atp is join requests btw invites are scuffed atm

[low agate]

@frosty drum should I try to host rn?

[frosty drum]

Imma try to play a realm in minecraft bedrock

[low agate]

Should I still check with the others?

[prime compass]

🥱

[low agate]

@ripe owl @tiny wren @hollow garden @near breach @heavy hornet Anyone up for this rn or you guys busy?

[heavy hornet]

I ready

skillerz is online

[low agate]

He's playing Minecraft

[heavy hornet]

@frosty drum skilly my boy

join us

[frosty drum]

Wanna play minecraft bedrock

[heavy hornet]

nah I’m beating a robot to death

[spring bison]

youre saying this like Zeru isint annexing terroe

[spring bison]

hes a zeruvian spy btw

[west path]

hes literally a socialist intellectual????/

[spring bison]

exactly

[west path]

Zeru is eliminating the competition by making them commies

this is unreal

[hollow wasp]

@frosty drum @low agate @prime compass @quick idol @ripe owl @hollow garden session in 20 mins

[hollow garden]

Count me in

What's the current map like

[low agate]

Don't rig it this time...

[hollow wasp]

😁

[frosty drum]

Pls....
In 40 minutes.....

[hollow wasp]

It wasn’t “rigged”

[hollow wasp]

You can always just be a few mins late

[low agate]

Skillerz was it rigged

[hollow wasp]

Skillerz is gonna say it was rigged because he literally got squished between a walled settlement and a reinforcing army, that’s not good

[low agate]

You were making it hell for literally everyone but belemin

[hollow wasp]

Untrue

[low agate]

Prove me wrong

[hollow wasp]

Ercan was just making 10/10 decisions

[hollow wasp]

I cant prove a negative

You’re just mad you don’t know what to do with your rock

[low agate]

Your whole reason for making us suffer is for the plot like this is some anime

[brittle gust]

Oh you're back

For how long were you gone for

[west path]

38 billion years

[hollow wasp]

My whole reason for delaying your move of “what is my priestess doing” was because skillerz was in the middle of trying to kill ercan and I didn’t want two event overlapping

[west path]

@brittle gust when are you joining the revolution pal

the socialists await..

[hollow wasp]

What’s blues @ btw I can’t find him

[low agate]

He left the server I believe

His username is white rn

[hollow wasp]

Again? Vrooooooo

[west path]

im nearly out of the trenches

freedom awaits

[brittle gust]

No

If I see a single socialist rat inside my borders

I'm commencing operation blood red

Wait

Nvm

I'm literally a mixed economy

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/l-l-death-note-l-stare-death-note-stare-death-note-gif-4580555357874190661

[hollow wasp]

@low agate @frosty drum @prime compass @hollow garden @quick idol @ripe owl it’s time 😈

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp kill everyone

[low agate]

Bro's gonna make things rigged for me again...

[hollow wasp]

Peace treaty….

[west path]

Orion is trying to become a social democracy

you cannot escape

[quick idol]

Finally

[prime compass]

Yipee

[hollow wasp]

Bro why do u think it’s rigged?

[hollow wasp]

Did u not know? Ercan negotiated

[prime compass]

I know

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cool-lit-gif-38619778582816498

[frank latch]

I am

[low agate]

Maybe because the last major good thing in my nation happened at the start of the game

[prime compass]

Zero

[low agate]

Best thing we've had since then was vodka

[hollow wasp]

Because ur whole plan was “hey what’s my priestess doing” you’ve literally made no good moves

[ripe owl]

Halo complaining arc:

[hollow wasp]

Real

[prime compass]

Uhh where were we

[low agate]

Because you're not giving me any information on what I can and can't do

[quick idol]

What are yall even saying

[gloomy birch]

Whar happen to #🍃minecraft-server

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp map!!!

[hollow wasp]

I’m treating you the same as everyone else

[prime compass]

Bangboo!

[hollow wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1347665424627793930/1349855568017362974/image0.jpg?ex=67d49e76&is=67d34cf6&hm=1f82a4528cd1d598b94bf28173eaf75ef36f7c041a0e7d16657168f63da68098&

Map!!!

[low agate]

How am I supposed to know what I can do if you won't set limits until I actually try making a move

[hollow wasp]

Because literally everyone is doing the same thing…….

……

[low agate]

I try to make a logical move and you deny it when I literally give you the math for it

[hollow wasp]

You ignored the fact that you were moved away

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp
Establish more settlements!

[hollow wasp]

Where?

[brittle gust]

Sir, respectfully, I don't even know what the fuck a social democracy is

[low agate]

Remember the fact that we're not in modern era so how would they travel that far that fast

[prime compass]

The smaller settlements that I built around the village...build more of them

[prime compass]

Whats a democratic democracy

[hollow wasp]

They were more like mining outposts than actual settlements

[hollow wasp]

Running?

[prime compass]

But...I gave them each a purpose

[low agate]

Lemme get some math real quick

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp
Are there horses

[hollow wasp]

Oh u meant those nvm sorry

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp what resources are there whwre i am

[quick idol]

we yearn for the mines

[prime compass]

Iron

[hollow wasp]

No 👍

[prime compass]

Uranium

[prime compass]

Deer?

[hollow wasp]

You’ve got iron, wood, coal, turf and some animals like sheep, cows and deer

[low agate]

Average human running speed is around 9-13 (rounded) kmh

[hollow wasp]

Loads

[west path]

democratic socialism but capitalist

its basically what the nordics use

[ripe owl]

@hollow wasp check the gc

[prime compass]

We will try to tame them and use them for journeys!

[prime compass]

Communism

[low agate]

So it would take about 6 minutes to run 1 km @hollow wasp

[quick idol]

Build iron mines, we YEARN for the mines

@hollow wasp hows trade with belemin also

[ripe owl]

@hollow wasp start building more boom booms

[hollow wasp]

Gc

[quick idol]

guys rokku has WMDs

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass ercan wants to sell u some (high quality) weapons

[frosty drum]

Hmmmmmm

[ripe owl]

Wow so someone is threatening me now

[hollow wasp]

That’s now, we’re in the Iron Age when people had to be fitter, faster and stronger to survive.

[prime compass]

Sure

[low agate]

@hollow wasp can I call a meteor for resources at my own nation

[frank latch]

,roll 20 invade Rokku

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 7

[frank latch]

,roll 20 invade Ercania

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 18

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/nra-88th-div-marching-gif-22780604

[low agate]

I'm 99% sure we don't got Usain Bolt my guy

[quick idol]

Who deleted that smh

was not me

no it really wasnt me, who did that

[hollow wasp]

You have a new iron mine people dub “the death factory” for obvious reasons

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/ali-aizen-gif-24883090

[quick idol]

WE ARE AN UTOPIA

[prime compass]

Send people to stabilize their mine...using our ways

[quick idol]

@prime compass btw did you accept this

[hollow wasp]

Not great for journeys but some of the larger ones substitute as war mounts, you have the first mounted units (even if they’re not as good as cav)

[prime compass]

Yes

[hollow wasp]

You’ve still got fast people

[frank latch]

How conservatives felt voting in a 78 year old Trump after complaining about the age of Biden:

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp we'll use the money to develop and expand the capital

[prime compass]

Yippee
Start Training with them...

[low agate]

That still wouldn't bring it down that much

[hollow wasp]

@quick idol belemin stops the enormous death rate

[prime compass]

Both Bad, vote for me

[quick idol]

what did he do to stop it

[hollow wasp]

Have you seen the average American? Yes, it would

[prime compass]

Stabilize it

[hollow wasp]

Ask belemin, he seems like he doesn’t wanna share

[prime compass]

(I forgot)

[hollow wasp]

Do you want them melee or ranger?

Ranged*

[low agate]

Didn't Dwayne melt the hand of one of belemin's guys when they tried to hold him

[prime compass]

Or..

[prime compass]

Melee

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp we must learn from the ways of Belemin, start stabilizing future mines the same way he stabilized that one

whatever tf he did

[hollow wasp]

Your capital slowly expands and recovers from the war

[prime compass]

Im js goats

[hollow wasp]

And their sword yes

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp
Invest into culture, Sponsor artists and musicians woohoo

[low agate]

Bro completely ignored this btw

[hollow wasp]

Your swords don’t quite fit….

[prime compass]

Wdym..

[brittle gust]

That's literally me dumbass

[low agate]

How's the elephant at my nation doing btw (name him Joe)

[brittle gust]

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp build more mines!!!

[hollow wasp]

You’ve got like 20/30 but they’re pygmies, about the size of a camel

[hollow wasp]

Your miners flat out refuse to go into them

[hollow wasp]

Too short

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp
How is crime..

[ripe owl]

Continue boom boom.. research..

[hollow wasp]

Nonexistent

[prime compass]

Oh..

[low agate]

Well you said there was only one last time but I'll gladly take the continuity error if it means I get a herd of elephants

[prime compass]

Perfect

[quick idol]

What happened to #🎲game-room message

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp
Then lets use the deers for ranges

[hollow wasp]

Well my mistake the plan was for a few

[low agate]

Anyways can my people keep training and finding ways to make useful stuff

[prime compass]

Send a foreman of mine to teach them about safety in the mines and Set up safety measures

[hollow garden]

hii

[hollow wasp]

Your people make songs about nature and the landscape around you, a culture of musical storytelling is born!

[hollow garden]

@hollow wasp what's the situation

[hollow wasp]

You’ve gotta tell ercan what to do btw

[ripe owl]

Continue Boom Boom research.. @hollow wasp

[hollow wasp]

Peace treaty is completed, war is over!

[prime compass]

Build...escape exits

[quick idol]

Yeah why didnt he

[low agate]

@hollow wasp I would like to have my people keep training on all accounts

[hollow wasp]

Bro pls be more specific

[prime compass]

Make Songs about Starius!

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp learn from the ways of belemin, every mine must have escape exits

[prime compass]

Idk ask chatgpt

[low agate]

Physical training
Ability training
Weapon/tool making
That stuff

[quick idol]

Are the miners mining now

@frosty drum reply to dms when

[ripe owl]

He ghosts me too

Ur not the only oe

One

[hollow wasp]

Ok overall competence improves slightly

[hollow wasp]

They’re still not mining because of crazy death rates

[low agate]

Name the largest elephant Joe

Big Joe

[quick idol]

why are they dying so much

[hollow wasp]

Starius…. Enjoys it

[prime compass]

Wrong reply i...think

[hollow wasp]

Big Joe becomes a local celebrity, he gets very fat from being fed too much food

[low agate]

I said name him, not overfeed him

[hollow wasp]

Oh yeah mb. Starius enjoys the music not escape exits

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp dms

[low agate]

Do we even have enough to overfeed him

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp do we know why

[prime compass]

We will call this age of music and Art...Belessaince

[hollow wasp]

Cave ins

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-falls-oh-brother-gif-12712639

[quick idol]

@prime compass teach us ways to prevent them!!!

[low agate]

@hollow wasp dms rq

[hollow wasp]

He basically became a community pet

[prime compass]

Hi

[prime compass]

Idk ask chatgpt

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Idk let him ask chatgpt

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp this

👽

[prime compass]

Also stabilizes the mines using wood and watch out for floods

[low agate]

Big Joe and Dwayne would be friends fr fr

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp and that

[prime compass]

M

[hollow wasp]

Ok now that your engineers stabilised the mines the miner strike is over, back to work canaries!

[prime compass]

Ez

[hollow garden]

Really?

[prime compass]

What

[hollow garden]

Nice

[prime compass]

We won btw

[hollow garden]

@hollow wasp we will establish more farms

And use newer farmer techniques

[hollow garden]

Lirs

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp map update when

[prime compass]

You never believe me

[hollow wasp]

Update on what?

[quick idol]

Map update i meant

i cant type

[hollow wasp]

Crop rotation is implemented, soil health improves

[hollow garden]

Yay

[low agate]

@quick idol thoughts on ma boi Big Joe

[hollow wasp]

There’s no real update on the map atm

[prime compass]

Hmm

[quick idol]

Are your people schizo

[low agate]

We have a herd of at least 20 pygmy elephants

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp
Build settlements for my people to indulge in fun activities!
Singing, dancing, playing

[low agate]

Basic rundown of my nation based on what I've gathered
Strong
Love alcohol
Love rocks
Love elephants

[hollow wasp]

You now have a new settlement for cultural activities, right next to the one for Starius!

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-i-am-steve-gif-13691645871022200802

@hollow wasp

[prime compass]

My people finally have purpose

[hollow wasp]

They’re also fanatical

[low agate]

Not as much as belemin's

[hollow wasp]

You aren’t Steve. That’s Jack “the zombie” black

[frosty drum]

I....
Am steve

[hollow wasp]

Not as much no but still very devoted to Dwayne

[low agate]

We believe in Dwayne because he will bring us peace!

He will bring us glory!

[hollow wasp]

Not “purpose” but culture now at least

[frosty drum]

@low agate Yiu should pray to steve fr

[low agate]

Nah

We got Dwayne

And the celebrity Big Joe

[prime compass]

Sad

[low agate]

@hollow wasp I still remember the pink rock goop

Is it still goo

Or has it solidified

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp a random person tries to "Water Bucket Clutch"
From 50 meters up

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp hey..
Use our iron to improve the quality of farming Tools,

[quick idol]

my iron you mean smh

[hollow wasp]

Ercan can sell you better stuff

[prime compass]

Woah

[prime compass]

Sure

@hollow wasp what can I sell to ercan..

[hollow wasp]

They dampen their pants and break their legs before splattering on impact

[quick idol]

You could sell us... money

[prime compass]

What else

Lil bro

[quick idol]

Whar do you have

[hollow wasp]

Expertise in mining, sailing and forestry

[low agate]

@hollow wasp have my people send a small group to the mainland to search for some resources

[frosty drum]

Did they survive

[ripe owl]

@prime compass

[prime compass]

Hi

[ripe owl]

I'll trade a Cannon.. For Starius

[prime compass]

Yes..buy buy buy

[low agate]

He's not gonna give up Starius

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp

[prime compass]

Oh yeah totally

???

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp

[ripe owl]

Oh ok nvm then

[hollow wasp]

@prime compass @quick idol that’s what belemin can sell to ercan

[hollow wasp]

“Before splattering on impact” bros a puddle

[quick idol]

@ripe owl i propose a deal to flood your entire country, this will increase fishing

[hollow wasp]

Forestry and deer!

[low agate]

@hollow wasp can I summon Frieza to a random spot on the planet please? (Not the map)

[prime compass]

What

[west path]

@hollow garden pookie bear please accept

we MURDERED the monarchist government

[low agate]

Have them bring back a few deer fr

[hollow wasp]

Still goo, still in inventory

[frosty drum]

Wtf

[quick idol]

is he selling expertise or

[hollow wasp]

He lands in the centre of the earth and fucking dies

[quick idol]

Your ideology is so inconsistent im starting to think you were behind team 4 in umw 1 😭

[frank latch]

real

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp
Hey..feed starius some iron

[hollow wasp]

Yes, not enough to farm without inbreeding since your land is pretty poor but enough to chill in a holding pen until hungry

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp can i buy some ships from him or

👽

[hollow wasp]

It falls

[low agate]

Send a few more groups for more resources. We stocking up on everything we can

[hollow wasp]

You work that out between yourselves, I just told you what he’s good at and ur not.

[quick idol]

Oh
@prime compass i'll sell you iron in exchange for ships

👍

[prime compass]

I have iron

A lot of iron

[thick crystal]

Add world box to Playstation

[quick idol]

I have better iron

[frosty drum]

@hollow wasp Mine for more things

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp psst
Reverse engineer what ercan sold us and build it..

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp true?

[hollow wasp]

You find a weird red flower,,..

[low agate]

You find fossilized rocks fr

[quick idol]

I sold you iron tho how do you reverse engineer iron

[hollow garden]

I accept thank you for addressing my concerns I will lift back the actions I did during the crisis

[low agate]

Carefully bring it back, whatever we do, DO NOT damage the plant

[quick idol]

This was a NOTHINGBURGER

[hollow garden]

But when did a socialist revolution happen

[quick idol]

NOTHING ever happens

[hollow garden]

Damn

[hollow wasp]

You find clay tablets buried in the ground

[hollow garden]

TRUE

[quick idol]

Its qevie, he changes views every 2 seconds

[prime compass]

The forestry..mining and sailing

Idk

[hollow wasp]

Yes

[prime compass]

Woah
Buy

[hollow wasp]

Doesn’t work, you lack the finesse

[frosty drum]

Investigate them

[quick idol]

You're selling me ships in exchange for iron

[quick idol]

What is he reverse engineering 😭

[hollow wasp]

It makes the return trip safely

[hollow garden]

@hollow wasp can we expand north

[prime compass]

O K

[low agate]

Keep it in a secure space, leave it in the care of our best plant experts fr

[prime compass]

@hollow wasp yes..do this

[west path]

not a revolution

a reform

[low agate]

My nation casually finding everything strange

[west path]

our first premier made it happen, he made the emperor see reason and allowed the state to turn socialist 🙏

[low agate]

We bring Dwayne to earth
We find pink rock
We find blue rock
We find strange flower

We find Big Joe and his herd

[prime compass]

Beautifuls

[prime compass]

Whats this qevie

Its blank for me

[hollow wasp]

Ok

[low agate]

@prime compass think of what we could do together... My nation has a talent for finding the oddities of the land

[prime compass]

Lets work together..

[low agate]

You already know my cost for alliance
It remains up to you to decide

[prime compass]

Ok nvm

[hollow garden]

Is this like Valgsland

[hollow wasp]

Ok. Trading shops or war ships?

[west path]

we ball

[prime compass]

War ships!

[prime compass]

Klez what you talk abt

[hollow wasp]

They’re in the same weird writing system as you found in session 1. Indecipherable

[hollow garden]

Are the Social democrats and socialists in a coalition

[hollow wasp]

@quick idol u accept?

[hollow garden]

Can I get ships

[west path]

they are similiar, but no

[quick idol]

yeah

[west path]

there is no official coalition in government

[hollow wasp]

K

[west path]

the socialists are too dominant

[quick idol]

I wouldnt be buying from belemin if i had good ships

[west path]

but they don't hold majority

you need equal to or more than 113 seats

[hollow garden]

Real

[quick idol]

@hollow garden where are you in the map

[prime compass]

The Royal Newspaper Incident

Or

The Royal Interview Incident

[hollow garden]

Damn they only need one MP to vote from another party

[low agate]

@hollow wasp have my people keep training themselves
We wanna be built like Chads

[hollow garden]

I'm the blue nation

The greatest one

Derstozka

[quick idol]

Which

[hollow wasp]

You’re inland sorry klez

[prime compass]

@hollow garden youre evil to me in fish mw 😢

[west path]

this is basically the reason why there are 224 seats and a duchy only gives 16

means that it is extremely hard to be dominant in government without a coalition

[low agate]

W or L nation summary?
Strong
Loyal to Dwayne
Alcoholic
Rock lovers
Elephant fans
Professionally strange

[quick idol]

L

[low agate]

Bro's never seen a strange pink rock in his life

[hollow wasp]

They’re in very good physical condition, this does however lead to conflict with artisans of crafts who dedicate their time to their craft and not physical enhancement

[west path]

though i presume the party will remain dominant for the foreseeable future as it has already heavily democratized Eseron and improved QoL drastically

[hollow wasp]

Not even a rock anymore

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp dms

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden I finally was able to end CAST partnership

[low agate]

Have the craftsmen train in their skills instead

[hollow wasp]

That’s what they’re doing

[west path]

Also @hollow garden would you be interested in trade prospects

?

[prime compass]

Estazi State Prison

[low agate]

Summon a random terraria rabbit somewhere for the memes fr

[hollow wasp]

I’ve never played lol what’s a terraria rabbit

[bold glade]

~bt

[low agate]

A pixelated white rabbit

Nothing else but that

[bold glade]

They get killed easily

[hollow wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1347665424627793930/1349855568017362974/image0.jpg?ex=67d49e76&is=67d34cf6&hm=1f82a4528cd1d598b94bf28173eaf75ef36f7c041a0e7d16657168f63da68098&

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure about right now but maybe later

[bold glade]

[low agate]

@hollow wasp have one of my people walk up and down just barely in the water along one of our shores

[hollow garden]

Andrej Tamur I might give you a second chance soon

[hollow wasp]

A two d pixelated rabbit appears on the purple dot

[bold glade]

[hollow wasp]

He gets damp

[low agate]

I'm trynna summon missingno...

[hardy saffron]

@bold glade: Every new dog will turn to JSON

[quick idol]

What changed

[hollow wasp]

Lol what

[bold glade]

[west path]

I get that: your people just suffered a wound on their democracy by the reckless actions of an extremely cruel party that simply sought to take power more than help the common man

[hollow garden]

Who is the cyan nation

[quick idol]

thats me

[west path]

Remarkably immoral, and i can't really rationalize how low you'd have to stoop to reach that level...

[hollow wasp]

@quick idol

[bold glade]

@terse pivot

[hollow wasp]

Ercan

[hollow garden]

Reala

[bold glade]

Nuke it

[hollow garden]

Do you want to trade

[quick idol]

Are you tbe blue one in the middle

Can you even reach here

[terse pivot]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@terse pivot: ^w^ @bold glade: evewy n-new dog wiww tuwn tu json ;-;

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-no-way-gif-24547692

[low agate]

Look up "missingno encounter"

[hollow wasp]

He can indeed, it’s just pretty inconvenient and not great for trade. Still possible tho

[hollow garden]

Not sure but I will try

[quick idol]

trade is trade, we'll do it

[hollow wasp]

Nothing happens are your person is slapped for getting their trousers wet

[hollow wasp]

He has nice pelts you can trade for

[low agate]

Have the armadillos made it into this map war too...

[quick idol]

peak

[hollow garden]

Why did belemin die when I said this

[west path]

@wraith quarry btw if any AfS people fled to Eseron can we deport them to Sylstaria to seek justice

[hollow garden]

Yippe!

[west path]

we shouldn't be housing members of violent organizations

[hollow wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-no-not-that-anything-but-that-not-that-please-no-gif-4091182799443435047

[wraith quarry]

they aren't getting arrested

[prime compass]

You always evil

[hollow garden]

I issued a general pardon to Afs members

[west path]

oh

OK

[hollow garden]

Except only the high leadership apparatus

[low agate]

The joke is that I have armadillos slap rokku's "Mydei" guy in my map war when he rolls low

[wraith quarry]

@hollow garden i left CAST

[west path]

Sylstarian democracy is so barack

[wraith quarry]

we should be friends

[hollow garden]

Ah I'm glad

[west path]

this is why you should vote SPP

[hollow garden]

Common Orionic W

[hollow wasp]

Oh lol. Fine you get one

[low agate]

Wait there's an armadillo

Like fr?

[hollow garden]

Is this an interest in it or do you want to do a Ghandi style protest in the Estazi

[prime compass]

I am a patriot for my country

[hollow wasp]

You get one armadillo. His name is Kevin and he has the personality of a Labrador, hurt him and your people go into open rebellion

[hollow garden]

Can I get one too

[west path]

bee tee dubs do u want to process the CEO for foreign intervention

[low agate]

Train Kevin to slap our opponents fr

[hollow garden]

I want armadillos

[west path]

hes currently in jail within Eseron due to corruption

meaning that denying his actions will not stand

[low agate]

My people are like pokemon trainers or something

[quick idol]

@hollow wasp how are we doing

[low agate]

We got all the exotic animals

[prime compass]

I wish the best for All my people....

[low agate]

Pygmy elephants
An armadillo
An unspecified amount of deer
Tamed foxes