🎲game-room

[prisma flame]

slavery

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-engineer-how-much-engineer-tf2-gif-24275358

[frosty drum]

@novel jay Lets GO and Send a few people to collect stone from those mountains

[prisma flame]

a lot

as much as i need

for stable cotton source

but its contract

after years of service they can go to new towns and live there

[prisma flame]

and tobacco

ok i will sell you cotton

[novel jay]

You start quarrying limestone; it’s a bit difficult because of the lack of rivers, so they have to be brought down by horses and donkeys

[alpine raft]

@novel jay how many new people can i get with the money from the new harvest

[novel jay]

200 slaves

[frosty drum]

Nice

[prisma flame]

ok but remember the law is that they must be freed when their contract ends

[novel jay]

Well, there is no established tax system; your private holdings could buy about 50, or you just just recruit from Brazil

[spring bison]

is this real

[alpine raft]

i wanna recruit them from brasil

[novel jay]

How long do you set contracts for?

[hollow garden]

Hm is it feasible if we manufactured chocolate locally and sold it to the mainland or other Spanish viceroyalties in Latin America or would they get bad by the time they finish shipping for the mainland at least

[spring bison]

@novel jay encourage more settlers to come in enough to start a new town in the east

[prisma flame]

15-25 years depending on the person but also they can still work on the farm afterward just freed

[alpine raft]

how many can i recruit from brasil @novel jay

[novel jay]

Chocalate (like the modern form), could be transported directly. One of the most common ways to transport is by grinding it up, then exporting it. I would say just go straight for Europe

[novel jay]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 20

[prisma flame]

@novel jay ALSO begin harvesting any natural resources in the new orleans colony

[alpine raft]

damn

[frosty drum]

@novel jay can we sell animal hides from hunts

[prisma flame]

to export them on trade routes

[novel jay]

,roll 200, 300

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 21

[hollow garden]

Ah I don't really know chocolate works
So just create workshops for cacao that grind it and turn it into this chocolate powder and then export it to the mainland

[novel jay]

,roll 2

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 2

[hollow garden]

I forgot that Spanish colonies couldn't trade between each other

And had to use Iberia as an intermediate

[novel jay]

@alpine raft 300 (but it will drain a good chunk of money)

[alpine raft]

its cool

[prisma flame]

bernaldia will be great...

[frosty drum]

@novel jay what animals do we hunt

[alpine raft]

@novel jay how many weapons can i buy with the rest?

[prisma flame]

@novel jay btw we are never paying taxes to portugal or brazil

[hollow garden]

Does someone have the current map

[hollow garden]

Bro is going rogue this early? 😭

[prisma flame]

let me clarify

[hollow garden]

You finna get destroyed by Portugal

[prisma flame]

we export goods buddy

if we get taxed we cant export goods

so we cant pay taxes

[novel jay]

There is not much minerals, but there is fish and timber

[hollow garden]

I mean normal taxes

[prisma flame]

ok export it all

[hollow garden]

Not taxes on exports

[novel jay]

You trap beavers, and hunt deer

[alpine raft]

@novel jay expand my food and luxury farms, do the food ones first so we dont starve later on

[prisma flame]

we're too tiny for that tbh

[hollow garden]

@novel jay map?

[prisma flame]

for now

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay find more food

[frosty drum]

Imma Sell those

[novel jay]

Let me update it rq

[novel jay]

You can plant again

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren HELLO DUTCH COLONY NEIGHBOR

[prisma flame]

is tampa spain lebron

my competition

ok

[novel jay]

50 muskets and 2 cannons

[prisma flame]

when send map i make plan

[alpine raft]

nice buy that

[cerulean siren]

Expand the farms

[alpine raft]

i should have 100 muskets and 2 cannons now

[novel jay]

This begins paying off the deficit

[hollow garden]

How bad is the deficit situation

[novel jay]

What will you plant?

[novel jay]

Not severe, but still not good

[cerulean siren]

More beans

[hollow garden]

We will be financially strict then for now

[novel jay]

Alright; also, you are starting to lose a monopoly on most of what you offer

[alpine raft]

@novel jay also create another village

[prisma flame]

map map map

map map

the map map

[cerulean siren]

How am i losing this

[hollow garden]

I'm a map I'm a map

Is this how the song goes on english

[novel jay]

You haven’t done much for 2 sessions

[hollow garden]

I never checked

[prisma flame]

yes

btw

peter mw should end with nuclear war

like manneva real

[frosty drum]

@novel jay how much profits are we making

[cerulean siren]

True

[prime compass]

Session 769

We have reached...

World war 1

[cerulean siren]

EXPANS SHIP BULIDINF

[hollow garden]

I'm telling the Portugese king about your plans for nuclear weapons of mass destruction

[prisma flame]

what is bro gonna do

ill kill him

[prime compass]

Just 67 more sessions to nuclear war

!!

[alpine raft]

@novel jay dont forget my stuff fr

[hollow garden]

"Your highness one of your subjects plans a futuristic high level canon weapon"

How do you explain nuclear bombs for someone in the reinassance

[prisma flame]

if i roll 20 the portugese king perishes

[novel jay]

You are mainly used for raw materials; it’s making enough to keep running smoothly, but the scale isn’t enough for anything huge

[prisma flame]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: You rolled 19

[alpine raft]

go boom devices

[hollow garden]

I guess large canon shells isn't that bad of an allegory

[prisma flame]

HOLY

[prime compass]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

belemin_

:game_die: You rolled 4

[hollow garden]

He barely survives the stroke and heart attack

[frosty drum]

What raw material in the most in the region

[hollow garden]

@novel jay p-please map

[novel jay]

He gets smallpox

[prime compass]

No one to warn

No one to verbal

https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweeds-desert-hot-dry-drought-gif-21341711

[hollow garden]

Game room is a polite channel

[hollow garden]

With very demure people

[prisma flame]

wait full map for something

[prime compass]

Some people were talking about harvesting Organs in general a couple hours ago

Like..4 people

[frosty drum]

The fact that smallpox was such a massive disease for Hundreds if not thousands of years
And within a century went extinct
Is insane

[prime compass]

True

[prisma flame]

is this how people will feel after cancer's cured

[prime compass]

Never

[alpine raft]

if

[frosty drum]

Cancer has existed for all of human history

[alpine raft]

people just havent lived long enough to get to it

[alpine raft]

can i expand a little bit with the new 300 people i have

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

Timber, stone, pelts

[novel jay]

You did

[prisma flame]

@hollow garden @spring bison bernaldia claims this area btw

[alpine raft]

aight

[hollow garden]

@novel jay it's time to spread the word of Dios
Get Catholic priests and missionaries to evangelize in these tribes near us

We should convert them to the good faith indeed

[wraith quarry]

kill the priests

[frosty drum]

Treaty of Todesillias something ahh claim

[alpine raft]

yeah you guys are getting murdered

[hollow garden]

It's too early to determine the validity of any claims on that scale

[prime compass]

What about..

Killing them

[prisma flame]

ok but dont go west of that river plz

[alpine raft]

real

[prisma flame]

WE OWN THE WEST

WE OWN IT

BERNALDIAAAA

[frosty drum]

Try and convince the nation
That we can make more larger scale
If we had more people

[novel jay]

Lebron is already doing the same; the Bishop of Hispaniola is eager to do this, so he sends a mission of 50; the natives are extremely opposed (mostly because the only Catholics they have ever met, were the ones who burnt down their house)

[spring bison]

uhh no

[prisma flame]

uh yes budd

[spring bison]

nope

[prisma flame]

stay in florida

[hollow garden]

Wait where is LeBron

[prisma flame]

take georgia or something

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay expand deeper to meet more natives

[hollow garden]

Am and lad not both of these colonies?

[novel jay]

Tampa

[novel jay]

No, you are of Miami

[novel jay]

Which direction

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[cerulean siren]

North

[spring bison]

@novel jay

[hollow garden]

If they do anything to the priest they will REALLY regret it

[prisma flame]

ok but expand north in the direction of the river

[alpine raft]

@novel jay build some wood walls around my other villages

[novel jay]

Charles sends a message back; internal conflict in mainland Sweden has reduced their ability to send ships

[frank latch]

@novel jay Hello
I'm here to satisfy the "a couple of actions quota"

[prisma flame]

@novel jay ask brazil for more settlers to keep expanding up the river plz i want settlers

ill pay them back with trade

promise

[novel jay]

,roll 20 Completely overlooked this, sorry

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 20

[frank latch]

@novel jay how are my territories doing so far?
Is business boomin?

[prisma flame]

bro cooked

[novel jay]

Holy shit

[alpine raft]

@novel jay btw tell my population btw

[frank latch]

HE BROUGHT BACK THE ROLLS

COOKED

[hollow garden]

Damn

[frosty drum]

I have an idea
Let's send ships to Sweden
Bring people who want to be further away from internal conflicts

[spring bison]

WHAT

[prisma flame]

lebron is getting a population boost

cooked

[spring bison]

mw rolls in the big 2025 is crazy

[alpine raft]

yk i got like 300 extra people 20 minutes ago?

[frank latch]

I'm bringing back rolls for Bowistan now

[spring bison]

do it

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 11

[prisma flame]

ok but actually can this river be our border plz

[spring bison]

nope

[novel jay]

Everyone who has asked for people has received a 20; three separate people. one in 8000 chance

[hollow garden]

This is stupid

[prisma flame]

buddy you are not expanding further than that

[spring bison]

wrong

[hollow garden]

If you are going to make a claim like that at least pick the Louisiana river

[novel jay]

500

[alpine raft]

wait

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[alpine raft]

i had 300 ish last session

[hollow garden]

What

[alpine raft]

plus the 300 i got now

[prisma flame]

the issue is that im already east of all other rivers

[alpine raft]

shouldnt it be 600 ish

[novel jay]

How much will you send out

[cerulean siren]

A group of 5 guys

[prisma flame]

IM ALREADY EAST

[hollow garden]

This will be forgiven

[novel jay]

Done

200 people

[hollow garden]

Small issues like this happen all the time

[spring bison]

peak

[prisma flame]

no we're splitting it midway arbitrarily

yes

square border

usa style

[alpine raft]

europe

fr

i love being european

[hollow garden]

Anyways it's stupid to argue about this this early

[frank latch]

Compromise
what about the east river there

?

[hollow garden]

@novel jay how is our budget situation this year and how is the missionary thing going

[prisma flame]

it isnt cause expansion is gonna happen rapidly

[novel jay]

They scout out the Hudson; they meet the local tribes of the valley, and also hear tales of a confederacy to the west, upon a great sea

[hollow garden]

Which one

[novel jay]

That’s not certain

[prisma flame]

itll be faster than now though

[frank latch]

the one that branches from the one you showed the border following

[prisma flame]

this is a perfect border

[novel jay]

Or, at least, for a while

[prisma flame]

its nice and straight... american style

[hollow garden]

Ah that could work too

[alpine raft]

@novel jay are the walls around my other villages built?

[frank latch]

I'm killing you for this btw

like

I will personally invade you

for this

[prisma flame]

its straight

[wraith quarry]

just make it the Suwannee river

[frosty drum]

@novel jay did you see this?

[prisma flame]

like the states

[frank latch]

it's ugly...

and stupid

[prisma flame]

they dont want to do it by the river

[novel jay]

Mostly like a 6-foot-tall fence (no gaps though)

[prisma flame]

so in between the rivers

[alpine raft]

its enough

[frosty drum]

Australia States ahh borders

[novel jay]

,roll 20
(All population things, which are feasible, get a roll)

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 9

[cerulean siren]

Try and reach this confederacy

[alpine raft]

@novel jay make a militia of 75 soldiers armed with weapons and 2 cannons the rest of the guns be spread between the towns

[prisma flame]

@novel jay alright ask for settlers to expand with

we expand by the river river

yes yes

[novel jay]

Not bad; 50 people come aboard the ship (but they are dirt poor)

[novel jay]

Oh, hey BOW

[frosty drum]

That's ok
They'll adapt to the colony

[frank latch]

🥺

[novel jay]

,roll 15

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 13

[novel jay]

80 people

[novel jay]

New Edinburgh is still not very profitable, Prince Fredrick Island is quickly growing, and the expedition for a new colony got mixed up

[frank latch]

I don't think he saw my message about New Edinburgh

but okay

[novel jay]

Alright; most are in the main town, but it’s only a few hours march away from anything else

[prisma flame]

perfect borders OMG

[frank latch]

wdym

[prisma flame]

OMG FUTURE BORDERS

[hollow garden]

Can we execute this guy

[frank latch]

yes

I will support your claims

if you kill him

[novel jay]

The pope signs off on this

[alpine raft]

what shall i do now

[hollow garden]

Petah

[frosty drum]

What

[frank latch]

Wdym mixed up

[hollow garden]

Yeah this seals it
We are becoming protestant

[novel jay]

They did not make it; they headed to Halifax after a storm

[frosty drum]

Massive W btw

[frank latch]

but... didn't you establish it last session?

[midnight plinth]

Can you give me permission to send pictures?

[novel jay]

No

[cerulean siren]

Wiat the reformation is happening

[hollow garden]

(joke)

[hollow garden]

No

I deny the permission for you

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay year?

[hollow garden]

>:)

[midnight plinth]

I have a problem

[alpine raft]

you need to talk more in #🌎general

[frank latch]

alright then...
resupply, recruit and attempt the expedition again once prepared.

and clear

[alpine raft]

go to #🚑help-chat

[prime compass]

What is it

[frank latch]

don't do it

[frosty drum]

@novel jay lets begin cutting more trees on the path to the Mountain area
Where we will collect more stone more easier

[prime compass]

Im just try help 😢

[frosty drum]

Hey
What about Sweden

[novel jay]

@frosty drum 50 Scottish Catholics are asking for refuge

[cerulean siren]

😂

[prisma flame]

yea cooked

[frosty drum]

Sure

[novel jay]

@frank latch *

[frank latch]

why...

and
?

[novel jay]

The abolishment of the Catholic Church was only 26 years ago

[frank latch]

oh

I don't even know if I control Scottish politics...

I just do the colony thing...

[novel jay]

You don’t

[alpine raft]

@novel jay would any tribal villages be interested in joining us

[novel jay]

No

[frank latch]

then this is unimportant to me

[frosty drum]

@novel jay what's the current population now?

[alpine raft]

saddening

[novel jay]

Alright

[novel jay]

500

[frosty drum]

Massive W

[midnight plinth]

When I hit the dragon to get the cheat menu, I get a weird screen with codes in it.

[novel jay]

Do you accept them?

[frank latch]

??

I'm just confused now

[novel jay]

1596

[prime compass]

Hmm
Did you ask in help chat yet

[frosty drum]

What year was my colony established

[midnight plinth]

Yes I asked them

[frank latch]

Umm
sure

[prime compass]

Ok just wait until a helper answers you then!!

[midnight plinth]

Ok

[novel jay]

You meet with the council of the Haudenosaunee; you talk through a translator, and give word of yourself

[prisma flame]

@novel jay can we start urbanizing the other towns

[novel jay]

1593

I think

Or 94

[alpine raft]

@novel jay what month is it?

[frosty drum]

Within 2-3 years my population went from 50 to 500

[novel jay]

July

[marsh lance]

@novel jay can i sell my colony to bow i wanna drop out

[novel jay]

Really?

[frank latch]

[frosty drum]

Can sweden have it frfr

[prisma flame]

SELL IT TO ME PLZ

[frank latch]

cooked

[marsh lance]

Yuh

[alpine raft]

ok

[marsh lance]

I gotta play qeva rpg

[alpine raft]

you can multitask

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance can I have it?

[frank latch]

you don't have to quit the mw...

[marsh lance]

Plus i haven’t been doing anything with the colony anyway

[novel jay]

You can show up next session

[marsh lance]

Im giving it to BoW

[novel jay]

Or give it to @midnight ocean

[frank latch]

NO

[cerulean siren]

We come in peace

[marsh lance]

Fatnaq is too big he doesnt need it

[novel jay]

That doesn’t exactly work, since you are subject to the king of France

[frosty drum]

Can I have it 🙏

[marsh lance]

☠️

Ok i will come back next session then

[frank latch]

it's in rightful Scottish territory

[novel jay]

See you then

[frosty drum]

-Scotland. Who just had Scottish catholics flee to us.

[spring bison]

@novel jay map of the colony btw

[prisma flame]

@novel jay actually can i expand here

[frank latch]

they were fleeing to me

I think Peter pinged you on accident

[novel jay]

,roll 340

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 297

[frank latch]

wild

[novel jay]

I don’t know why I rolled

You can do that, since all the natives there are, well…

[prisma flame]

ok

[novel jay]

Dead

[prisma flame]

yes i killed them

[spring bison]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

#🎲game-room message

[spring bison]

Oh

[prisma flame]

would you like to buy cotton

[frank latch]

@novel jay did the colony get established?

[frosty drum]

@novel jay How are the natives nearby doing

[novel jay]

I mapped more to the east since then

[spring bison]

how did the native missions go btw

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-scott-vaping-smoking-coughing-nazarino-gif-20386028

[novel jay]

A couple tribes are now majority Catholic

[frank latch]

evil...

[novel jay]

No

[spring bison]

can I get them to join the settlement now

[frank latch]

how??

what happened this time

[alpine raft]

@novel jay i will wait till the next harvest, ping me when it drops

[novel jay]

,roll 3000 persuasion

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 1447

[spring bison]

WHAT

[frosty drum]

How many have died???

[novel jay]

1/3

[novel jay]

Right now

[alpine raft]

nice

[frosty drum]

1/3 of the total in the region?
Or one tribe dead

[novel jay]

1/3 of all

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay talk to the leader of the confederacy

[alpine raft]

@novel jay sell my cotton and tobacco crops

[frosty drum]

Let's continue to meet with them

[frank latch]

Peter if explaining why my colonly failed to establish

[spring bison]

@novel jay how many joined

[alpine raft]

@novel jay with the money i get from selling my crops i will recruit more people from brasil and more guns

[prime compass]

Alligator 💯

[novel jay]

They are just in New Edinburgh

[novel jay]

About a tribe

[frank latch]

I told you to attempt setting it up again

[spring bison]

how many people

[novel jay]

,roll 100 alright

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 3

[frank latch]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

They all turn into a red mist

[spring bison]

peter has fallen into the roll plague

[frosty drum]

Roanoke

[novel jay]

Alright, they reach it to the area

[quick idol]

Hi

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay talk to the leader

[frosty drum]

Ercan Sighting

[novel jay]

He just wants trade

[cerulean siren]

@quick idol 5D Mapwars with Multiversal Time Travel

[quick idol]

I didnt know i was a mythical creature

[quick idol]

I would play

[cerulean siren]

Lets trade

[novel jay]

,roll 100 escape

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 85

[prisma flame]

@novel jay build up towns in the main colony as i expand

[spring bison]

are rolls banned now

[quick idol]

Yes i banned them

[novel jay]

Rucktagh

[novel jay]

Okay

[prisma flame]

,roll 20 if its 20 im actually god

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: You rolled 18

[prisma flame]

fuck

[spring bison]

@novel jay how many joined

[novel jay]

1 tribe

[frank latch]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 15

[spring bison]

how many people

guh

[frosty drum]

@novel jay Build more building frfr

[novel jay]

80

[spring bison]

PEAK

[novel jay]

You now get a church; you can have god

[frosty drum]

YESSSSSS
🙏

[novel jay]

,roll 20 if it’s 1, hurricane WILL happen

[haughty inlet]

petergriffin9675

:game_die: You rolled 3

[novel jay]

Dodged a bullet

[alpine raft]

@novel jay how many people did i get when i recruited from brasil again

[novel jay]

300

[alpine raft]

that was the first time, i did it again recently

[frosty drum]

Divine Intervention

[novel jay]

You don’t

[spring bison]

I have 1430 people

@novel jay are the vegetable farms stablished btw

[novel jay]

Yes

[frank latch]

terrible in Florida btw

[alpine raft]

ok

[frosty drum]

@novel jay How happy are my people

[novel jay]

About the same as any other

Also @rose cape, get over here

[alpine raft]

@novel jay can i hire some mercenaries to fight for me? if so how many

[novel jay]

100 French privateers

[prisma flame]

r u being attacked

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay can we afford tor another settlement?

[alpine raft]

no but i might attack someone

[alpine raft]

alright

[prisma flame]

ok partner

[alpine raft]

could you fund some too?

[prisma flame]

idk

@

@novel jay how much money do i have

[alpine raft]

@novel jay before hiring them, conduct scouting in a 100 mile radius to find the strongest tribes

[novel jay]

About the same as a poorer province in mainland Spain

[novel jay]

It’s mostly just some small scattered tribes, and the confederacy

[spring bison]

@novel jay hire spanish urban planners to reform the main city and allow for more population concentration and ammenities for the people and use this to encourage more people to come in

[novel jay]

Yes

[alpine raft]

how big is the confederacy

[novel jay]

60,000 people

But it’s not right next to you

[prisma flame]

dont attack the confederacy you could die

[frosty drum]

@novel jay Lets expand the Beaver/Deer Operations

[alpine raft]

💀

[prisma flame]

we should ally with the confederacy

build relations bud

[quick idol]

I didnt know you supported the south

[novel jay]

You make stone streets, 3-story tenement housing, a pub, inn, and some ships

[prisma flame]

@novel jay where is the confederacy located

[quick idol]

South of USA

[novel jay]

Northeast Texas

[prisma flame]

is it east of nekcrop

[novel jay]

Caddo Confederacy

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[quick idol]

Everything east of Nekcrop is mine; everything else is @prisma flame's

[frank latch]

@novel jay what's going on with my colonies?

[cerulean siren]

Alright, i wanna bulid tall rn so we will stick to 1 city but expand the farm and resources lands

[prisma flame]

@novel jay also i would like to build some ships

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay make a deal with the confederacy to become exclusive trade partners

[alpine raft]

its northwest of me

or north

[prisma flame]

can i meet with the leader for something

(s)

[novel jay]

They have trade with the French

[quick idol]

Can we refer them as something else 😭

[novel jay]

They isolate, but accept a few envoys

[prisma flame]

dms

[prisma flame]

caddo

[quick idol]

"Confederacy" referring to a state in the south of america

[cerulean siren]

Send a gift to them to hopefully sway to end french trade

And undercut the french on everything

[spring bison]

youre right we should call them the confederate states of america

[frosty drum]

@novel jay are we able to Build ships yet

[novel jay]

How does @midnight ocean feel about this

[novel jay]

Yes

[quick idol]

How does @midnight ocean feel about this

[frosty drum]

Let's build some

[prisma flame]

@novel jay i would like to build more ships due to expansion

[quick idol]

we should consult acnaq before doing anything

[spring bison]

use these housing as encouragement for people to come and settle here

[prisma flame]

increase trade

[novel jay]

What type

[quick idol]

~bt

[novel jay]

What types

[midnight ocean]

I’m going on a vacation to Cuba @vagrant ginkgo is going to be my chancellor and control all commands

[vagrant ginkgo]

huh

[quick idol]

Can i be your chancellor after pope gets mysteriously assassinated

[prisma flame]

larger trade ships meant to carry a lot of goods

[novel jay]

You just got here💀

[midnight ocean]

Congratulations you have been given colonial France I have done a total of 5 commands over 5 sessions good luck

[frosty drum]

Trade ships/Supply ships
And Ships that can carry people

[frank latch]

🥺

[vagrant ginkgo]

nope!

i refuse

[prisma flame]

pope can you sell me colonial france

[midnight ocean]

Congratulations you have been given colonial France I have done a total of 5 commands over 5 sessions good luck

[hardy saffron]

@quick idol: I @ 3302012 >> How to be there >>

[prisma flame]

can i be sold colonial france

[novel jay]

I told you the first time you asked

[quick idol]

@novel jay i sell to @prisma flame

[midnight ocean]

Ew what no

[quick idol]

Then i move to cuba with acnaq

[midnight ocean]

I wrote in the contract you can’t sell the land

[quick idol]

Proof?

[novel jay]

@midnight ocean get the fuck back here, the other French players out

[alpine raft]

@novel jay can i buy some slaves to expand my cotton and tobacco production

[prisma flame]

SCREW FRANCE

LETS JUST INVADE THE COLONY

RAHHH

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay

• Create a New Trade Ship Fleet
• Send out a Team to Survey the Area and make maps

[midnight ocean]

I’m never awake when your hosting 😭

[novel jay]

100

[quick idol]

I just sold you it smh

[alpine raft]

aight

[midnight ocean]

Somebody has to take it off my hands

[novel jay]

LOOK WHO IS AWAKE NOW

[alpine raft]

do it

[cerulean siren]

I can

[midnight ocean]

Somebody not already playing

[prisma flame]

how the expansion going

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren What do you think of Swedish Boston

[novel jay]

Look for one

[frank latch]

yea...
but what about the settlement I just established?

[novel jay]

Decent

[midnight ocean]

@wild mason please

[cerulean siren]

Not for long

[frosty drum]

Wdym

[novel jay]

It’s just sorta there

[cerulean siren]

Nothing

[frank latch]

how about our funds and stuff?
How's trade?
Relations with the natives?

[frosty drum]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[novel jay]

Trade is not existent there
Natives are not present much
You have most of your funds

[wild mason]

what

[midnight ocean]

Play the map war

I can’t

[frosty drum]

@wild mason Hello fellow Swedish Colony

[frank latch]

:/

[spring bison]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

Already in

[novel jay]

You could get 50

[frosty drum]

@novel jay Close up of Massachusetts pls

[spring bison]

can I negotiate to the spanish government for them to sponsor my encouragement campaign

[novel jay]

It’s the same as the last time

[prisma flame]

@novel jay bookishpick would like to hire architects to build up the towns

[frank latch]

@novel jay Continue gathering funds and pooling resources for future expeditions.
Selling off the resources made by the colonies to be sold for profit and either buy resources the colonies need or go towards funding future expeditions

[frosty drum]

Ik I want to see it again

[novel jay]

Good thing you mentioned resources. While looking through rocks mined in New Edinburgh, a nugget of gold was found.

[frank latch]

Nice

[frank latch]

this should give us incentive to begin mining and quarries
Which will allow us to produce large amounts of stone needed for construction

[cerulean siren]

Zoom inbon me

[prisma flame]

is this me

what

nevermind

its not me

[alpine raft]

im here

uh

@novel jay when next harvest

[frank latch]

@novel jay Inform the King of Scotland of this. Use this as a way to encourage the Kingdom of Scotland to invest and fund future expeditions to New Scotland

[spring bison]

@novel jay 🤫

[prisma flame]

yes good also mine limestone to buildd towns

[novel jay]

Philip II approves of funding, and officially appoints you a governor; no longer (completely) tying you to the governor of New Spain

[novel jay]

Next year

[alpine raft]

aight

[novel jay]

He is appeased

[frosty drum]

@novel jay check dms

[novel jay]

Did it

[frosty drum]

Nice

[novel jay]

5 minute bathroom break

[prisma flame]

I WILL KILL LEBRON

[novel jay]

@rose cape and @wild mason haven’t shown yet

[prisma flame]

nevermind

misread

[frosty drum]

Tell lebron to unblock me frfr

[prisma flame]

yea no buddy you're being invaded first

[frosty drum]

What nation are you btw

[prisma flame]

btw bookishpick wll NOT invde anyone

[prisma flame]

bernaldia

[spring bison]

@novel jay encourage the stablishment of a middle class and encourage nobles and richmen to buy land in the colony bringing along the people working under them

[prisma flame]

portugal

alabama

[cerulean siren]

Thisbis not new amsterdam

[frosty drum]

R

[novel jay]

I’m back

[frosty drum]

Yay

[novel jay]

This is, at the current time, not entirely feasible; the closest you could get is merchants, or landowning farmers

[novel jay]

Oh, I didn’t see that

[frosty drum]

@novel jay have a finished making any ships?

[spring bison]

what about the nobles part

or is it all

[novel jay]

What types

[frosty drum]

Trade/Supply ships
And transport ships

For people

[novel jay]

Oh; yeah, some, most importantly a few from mainland Spain, but a few dozen acres of prime cotton farms

[novel jay]

Alright; you can build there pretty easily

[frosty drum]

Make a couple ships

[novel jay]

Done

[prisma flame]

can i buy stuff from the confederacy and export it at a higher price

[spring bison]

they made their own farms or are using mine?

[balmy epoch]

@novel jay what is our state

[novel jay]

What, specifically?

[prisma flame]

idk what do they have

[novel jay]

They give the actual command to relatives

[spring bison]

wdym

[novel jay]

• You lost most of last years crop
• Your economy and population is stagnant
• 50 people died

[novel jay]

Like, moving there

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay start selling more farmland to attract people to move over

Same with fishing

[novel jay]

You can attract about 100

[alpine raft]

@novel jay are the harvests in

[cerulean siren]

Okay make another city on the other pensiula

[balmy epoch]

can I see a map

[prisma flame]

@novel jay also didnt say this for a while but keep up cotton and tobacco production for exporting

i want to make a town at the northern part of the colony

[spring bison]

did they stablish farms here

[frosty drum]

@novel jay Use the New ships to Trade more efficiently with the nation
As well as to bring people to the Colony more

[novel jay]

You already harvested

[novel jay]

Most

[novel jay]

Of the entire mapwar, your region, or just you

[balmy epoch]

me and the surrounding lands

[novel jay]

Okay

[alpine raft]

YES

[novel jay]

Got it; manhattan is now established

[prisma flame]

future nuke spot

[alpine raft]

@novel jay sell my cotton and tobacco. And expand, create another village. Also buy more slaves

i pinged myself

[novel jay]

The red to the south is another English colony

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[prisma flame]

with new towns i would like to buy guns from brazil to keep settlers armed

just in case

slaves cant own guns but after their contract ends they can

[novel jay]

Okay

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch

[balmy epoch]

I see

[novel jay]

How much

[alpine raft]

@novel jay also, what are other stuff i could plant and sell?

[frosty drum]

@novel jay check dms

[novel jay]

Not much more in the way of cash crops; vegetables and grain for your population, trees, or harvesting salt

[novel jay]

What will you do?

[alpine raft]

Harvesting salt could prove profitable

Do that

[novel jay]

Done

[alpine raft]

Alrighty

Whats my current population btw

[spring bison]

@novel jay map of the colony btw

[frosty drum]

@novel jay How successful are the new ships

[novel jay]

It’s relatively

[novel jay]

550

[cerulean siren]

Make this a trade center, while new amersterdan is for food and wood

[alpine raft]

Aight

Can i request the portuguese king for some extra colonists

[prisma flame]

what mine

[novel jay]

1,000

Wait, 1,200

[frosty drum]

What's mine

[prisma flame]

1280

80 extra colonists from the roll

[novel jay]

500

[prisma flame]

and 200 slaves

also

[novel jay]

@balmy epoch what will you do?

[prisma flame]

new towns will purely be focused on farming for food this harvest

[balmy epoch]

idk tbh

[prisma flame]

until they're stable enough to farm tobacco and cotton

[novel jay]

You aren’t in the worst spot

[novel jay]

And you still have tobacco, 600 people, and some trade

[alpine raft]

@novel jay can i roll for it?

[prisma flame]

@novel jay can i see map

full map

[novel jay]

Sure

[alpine raft]

Out of how much?

20?

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 12

[alpine raft]

Welp

I tried

[novel jay]

50

[frosty drum]

@novel jay What is our largest source of profit

[novel jay]

Anyways, just a bit until winter

@balmy epoch you need to do something

[frosty drum]

Do we have enough food ?

[novel jay]

Trade

[novel jay]

Yes

[balmy epoch]

request for more people to arrive to stop the population from stagnating

[alpine raft]

600 population

[novel jay]

You can get 100

[balmy epoch]

that’s good for us

[prisma flame]

can the new orleans colony be put on the map cause im gonna do actions for it now

mainly stone roads and buildings for settlement

they're mostly there to export goods for now though

[novel jay]

It’s on

[novel jay]

What else?

[balmy epoch]

what time of year is it rn

[novel jay]

Late fall

[frosty drum]

@novel jay What sickness do the natives have?

[novel jay]

Smallpox, Cholera

[frosty drum]

Dang

[steep merlin]

A couple presidential dogs were Golden Retrievers: "Liberty," the presidential dog of Gerald Ford, and "Victory," Ronald Reagan’s dog.

[frosty drum]

@novel jay How is Sweden doing now btw
Do they still have problems?

[novel jay]

Nothing changed

[frosty drum]

Didn't you say they had internal problems

[novel jay]

Alright, winter time

[novel jay]

Yes

[steep merlin]

Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.

[prisma flame]

Ok i want to form an actual standing army from settlers in case of conflict

[novel jay]

You have 200 guns and 4 cannons

[frosty drum]

How much do I have?

[alpine raft]

If you need any suport i got you btw

[novel jay]

50 guns

[prisma flame]

Ok train up able settlers

Basically in case of war, militia can be formed

Fast

And build forts plz

[spring bison]

@novel jay population update

[novel jay]

Just a bit more than last time

[spring bison]

how much

[frosty drum]

@novel jay is everyone in my colony Protestant

[novel jay]

You can build a star fort across the river

[novel jay]

Yes

[prisma flame]

ok i will

Mine limestone too if there is some

[bold glade]

[novel jay]

Alright, leaving off the session at 1597

[vital latch]

wtf'd I miss

[novel jay]

The session

[alpine raft]

Qevie hosted

And banan died again

[frosty drum]

Swedish Boston is Growing rapidly ong

[cerulean siren]

Yay

@vital latch busy day

U could have made 112k if u held onto ur Bueno Stock

[alpine raft]

Wild

@vital latch you wanna buy some brasillian food inc

[vital latch]

COOKED

[alpine raft]

Banan died due to some villagers

[vital latch]

hopefully qevie tells me earlier about next session

(I didnt know to wake up for this one)

[alpine raft]

Its tomorrow

Same time i believe

[alpine raft]

Isnt it like 3 pm for you rn

[vital latch]

actually scratch that I'm glad I didn't wake up for this one I finally got enough sleep not to feel like shit

[vital latch]

12pm closer to 1pm im uswestcoast

[steep merlin]

Above time (12:00 PST) in your local time · Feb 16, 2025, 8:00 PM

[alpine raft]

Wild

[novel jay]

@alpine raft ready?

[cerulean siren]

Why u wanna shoot up the price

[alpine raft]

yeah sure

send the cash

[novel jay]

I need more shares

[cerulean siren]

U could do it for cheaper

[novel jay]

Where

[alpine raft]

just send the cash peter

[cerulean siren]

He's selling his shares 13 a piece

[alpine raft]

what

its bueno nacho

[cerulean siren]

Your buying it at 400 a piece

[cerulean siren]

Wiat fr bueno shares?

[alpine raft]

yeah

[novel jay]

Only 13?

[cerulean siren]

Nvm i got confused

[alpine raft]

he means the brasillian food ones

[novel jay]

Oh

[cerulean siren]

400 for BNI is kinda fair

[alpine raft]

anyways

send cash

[novel jay]

Update the stocks

[frosty drum]

E

[marsh lance]

Might change back

[frank latch]

is this true?

[cerulean siren]

Game room stuggling rn

[west path]

what did he mean by this

[frank latch]

what should I build here?

[oak fable]

Miniature village

[frank latch]

already did that actually

but I got rid of it

[oak fable]

Miniature Walmart

[frank latch]

uhh
no

why miniature

[oak fable]

I don't know, I need sleep

[frosty drum]

Scp facility frfr

[frank latch]

too small of an area for that

[frosty drum]

Make a Theater

Not movie theater

[frank latch]

not a bad idea

I'll see what I can do

[frosty drum]

A play theater

[cerulean siren]

Market Close

[marsh lance]

Gameroom has never been so dead

Tbh it is like 12:00 but… 😢

[frosty drum]

Hi

[frosty drum]

E

[midnight ocean]

Silly animals

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-mouse-jumping-mouse-hopping-mouse-jerboa-rodent-gif-15941975441675749783

[midnight ocean]

Secret Acnaq rpg

Starting in 2 minutes

First I need to do the random irrelevant ARG

FLARG SUSSJEIDIDJS WA BIRG DTF DID WOO 1A11A1 17

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25656025

[midnight ocean]

Pick your character

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/jerboa-meme-roingus-chungus-running-gif-19827828

[midnight ocean]

Ok you are a roingus

Is anyone else playing

[wild mason]

nope

its 2am and most people are asleep

[midnight ocean]

Good

Ok you start in a tavern

You are a jerboa

What do you do

[frosty drum]

@midnight ocean hi

[midnight ocean]

Sorry you have to be above 14 to play

[waxen remnant]

I like how this guy didn't start the rpg

[midnight ocean]

Notice how I did and the only player immediately left

[waxen remnant]

Eye X:

[midnight ocean]

Ok choose your character

[waxen remnant]

you could actually thrive in the chamber of map wars if you weren't scared of the server for some reason

[waxen remnant]

what are the selection options

[midnight ocean]

Idk anything

[frosty drum]

Can I join

[midnight ocean]

^

[waxen remnant]

Saiga (the animal)

[waxen remnant]

oh wait i can't play then

[midnight ocean]

What is a Saiga

[waxen remnant]

it's a weird deer

[midnight ocean]

Real?

No way your 14

[midnight ocean]

That would mean you joined discord at 7

What

[fresh jewel]

Cliff Racer

[waxen remnant]

yeah if i joined discord at 7 I probably would've been messed up heavily

[midnight ocean]

Maybe you did then

[midnight ocean]

Send picture

[midnight ocean]

Oh ok

What is that

[waxen remnant]

@midnight ocean do you need a picture of the Saiga

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/chewing-our-planet-from-deserts-to-grasslands-eating-saiga-antelope-gif-17113110

[fresh jewel]

annoying flying creature

from morrowind

it just works

[waxen remnant]

pigeon lore

[fresh jewel]

this is what todd howard intended

[waxen remnant]

this is peak

[midnight ocean]

This is a fucking Star Wars alien

This cannot be real

[waxen remnant]

that's a real animal btw

there's no AI or Photoshop to it that is very real

[frosty drum]

IT LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE CREATURE FROM TATOOINE

[waxen remnant]

@potent sphinx please... join the acnaq thing.... we need U

[midnight ocean]

Okay

[waxen remnant]

(not a map war)

[midnight ocean]

Unless Rivera joins

[midnight ocean]

We’ve got a flying dinosaur thing a roingus and a saiga

[frosty drum]

So i can choose anything

[fresh jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/morrowind-cliff-racer-cliff-racer-welcome-gif-13776316

[waxen remnant]

@gloomy birch can you join acnaq's thing

[gloomy birch]

Which is

[waxen remnant]

you owe me for like something 3 years ago so you should join by default

[midnight ocean]

Ok fine I’ll let you play and yes anything but I decide whether or not I like it

[waxen remnant]

just chose an animal

[gloomy birch]

Falcon

[midnight ocean]

Ok stop inviting people

[midnight ocean]

You can be anything btw not just an animal

[gloomy birch]

Then I'll be a bangboo

[frosty drum]

I choose......
A Wizard

[midnight ocean]

What is that

[waxen remnant]

don't let him be a bangboo

[waxen remnant]

creature from zzz

[midnight ocean]

Ok

[midnight ocean]

Ew

[gloomy birch]

Wait no

A clodsire

[waxen remnant]

holy based

[midnight ocean]

Ok that’s a Pokémon that’s okay

[gloomy birch]

Clodsire my beloved

[waxen remnant]

if your RPG doesn't work then we can just simulate it in yomih btw (I have practiced for 5 minutes in the game recently)

[midnight ocean]

Ok

[waxen remnant]

@potent sphinx nevermind you're not needed! ❤️

[midnight ocean]

@fresh jewel what was the name of your thing again

[waxen remnant]

Cliff raver

racer

[midnight ocean]

Ok

A saiga, a roingus, a cliff racer, and a clodsire are all in the tavern

@wild mason come back when

what do you do

[waxen remnant]

why am I the only one present here

[waxen remnant]

do I have any money

[frosty drum]

Which is the Wizard

[midnight ocean]

oh right the wizard

hes there too

[midnight ocean]

no your literally an animal

theyre calling animal control

what do you do

[frosty drum]

@midnight ocean Can I drink

[waxen remnant]

ok I have horns just headbutt the person calling animal control

[midnight ocean]

yeah but the animal control people are coming and theyre trying to get everyone out of the tavern

because its filled with a bunch of escaped animals from the zoo

[frosty drum]

Imma get my drink first

[midnight ocean]

you attack them and everyone starts freaking out but its too late animal control is coming

[midnight ocean]

the bartender left everyone is outside

[waxen remnant]

@midnight ocean negotiate with the bartender

oh

[frosty drum]

Ok fine ill go outside and wait

[midnight ocean]

ok

eye what do you do

[waxen remnant]

@midnight ocean go outside too except get one random civilian hostage

I did absolutely nothing wrong and they're treating me bad for it!

[midnight ocean]

theres a large crowd of onlookers and you burst out of the bar and manage to grab one with your horns

you attacked a guy

[waxen remnant]

yeah if animal control doesn't back off there will be bloodshed

[midnight ocean]

you hear the sirens because for some reason the animal control people have sirens

theyre going to get here in like 2 minutes

[waxen remnant]

stand my ground

the 🦌 will ✊

[midnight ocean]

the human you have held hostage is pleading for his life

he says he has a wife at home

he also has children but he hates them

[waxen remnant]

I will keep him alive if he negotiates with animal control btw

and also the bartender took actually because I came to drink

[frosty drum]

@midnight ocean Gotta Ramble to the crowd about my adventures
Either it will calm them down
Or Bore them to the point where they leave

[midnight ocean]

they arent listening to you because theres literally a wild animal attacking people

[waxen remnant]

kill him

[midnight ocean]

also your just the average crazy person in los angeles

[midnight ocean]

who the hostage?

[waxen remnant]

it was also a self defense procedure

[waxen remnant]

yeah

[midnight ocean]

ok you gore the hostage with your horns hes not fully dead yet but hes pretty hurt

the animal control cars arrive

Multiple heavily armored men jump out of the vans with guns

[waxen remnant]

@frosty drum see now if you were good you'd be on my side