🎲game-room

[brittle gust]

Sure

[west path]

i had 72??

so thats 7.2^

7.2%

[brittle gust]

,give @cerulean siren all

[haughty inlet]

.qwas.

@cerulean siren has received your 20,000

[brittle gust]

Crazy

[west path]

yummers

[cerulean siren]

,pay @west path 861

[haughty inlet]

twovo

@west path has received your 861

[brittle gust]

I have 5.2%

[west path]

,dep all

[haughty inlet]

qevie

Deposited 861 to your bank!

[brittle gust]

Guys being janitor for Bueno nachos is the best job

[cerulean siren]

Bueno Nacho is out of stock

[brittle gust]

6 figure salary

Stock options

Isnane

[cerulean siren]

,pay @brittle gust 14000

[haughty inlet]

twovo

@brittle gust has received your 14,000

[brittle gust]

@cerulean siren make a spreadsheet

[brittle gust]

For?

Oh

[cerulean siren]

Refunds

We sorta ran out of sellable shares

[brittle gust]

Okay

[novel jay]

When will the Great Depression happen

[brittle gust]

@west path do you want to make a joint holding company with our shares in Bueno nachos

So one of us can be a director

[cerulean siren]

,pay @west path

[haughty inlet]

twovo

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
give-money <member> <amount or all>

[cerulean siren]

,pay @west path 80,000

[haughty inlet]

twovo

@west path has received your 80,000

[cerulean siren]

Wait im stupid

[brittle gust]

Btw ping me if you make a spreadsheet

[cerulean siren]

I meant 8,000 @west path

[west path]

idk bro

[prime compass]

Qevie is evil

[west path]

average

[prime compass]

He aint givin it back

[west path]

,give @cerulean siren 72000

[haughty inlet]

qevie

@cerulean siren has received your 72,000

[prime compass]

Oh

[brittle gust]

I have 5.06% shares i believe

[cerulean siren]

No all of it back

[prime compass]

I would like to apologize for my lapse in judgement

[cerulean siren]

We doing refunds

[west path]

what

oh

im confused

[cerulean siren]

Misculacted stocks by 80 shares

[west path]

,give @cerulean siren all

[haughty inlet]

qevie

@cerulean siren has received your 8,000

[brittle gust]

Basically he sold too many airplane tickets

[west path]

average!

[brittle gust]

And now you're getting refunds

Do we get to sue you for this misinformation

Yeah I'm suing you bud

[cerulean siren]

,pay @west path 8,000

[haughty inlet]

twovo

@west path has received your 8,000

[prime compass]

Nö.

[brittle gust]

Class action lawsuit

[brittle gust]

Haha let the courts decide that!

[prime compass]

Im calling our hitman!

[brittle gust]

Buddy i am god you can't do anything

[prime compass]

Talk to my lawyer

[brittle gust]

Okay so 500 shares is 5%?

[cerulean siren]

Yes

[brittle gust]

So I have 5.6

Alr alr

[cerulean siren]

Yep

,with all

[haughty inlet]

twovo

Withdrew 170,000 from your bank!

[cerulean siren]

,dep 260,000

[haughty inlet]

twovo

Deposited 260,000 to your bank!

[brittle gust]

Weenie Hut Jr. Inc. Owners:
WHJr. (Kleznam) - 490 shares
Nolt Holdings(qwas) - 500 shares
The Twovo Estate - 10 shares
[1%=10 shares]

@cerulean siren I'm sponsoring the next Bowistan session how much do you think it'll increase our stock prices

[cerulean siren]

Atleast by 2%

[novel jay]

What caused an even bigger spike

[novel jay]

When will be get more shares

[cerulean siren]

We ran out of stock to sell

[cerulean siren]

The board need to decide

[novel jay]

Does it reset the next day?

[cerulean siren]

No

[brittle gust]

Lmfao

[brittle gust]

You forgot to change your evaluation to 1,010,000

[cerulean siren]

True

[brittle gust]

Also don't forget that I'm suing you for misinformation on the stock and getting money from me and causing me a severe inconvenience by not telling me

(i needed the money to gamble)

[cerulean siren]

U cannot sue your employer
*if u quit, u lose your contract shares

[brittle gust]

In not suing you as an employer

I'm suing you as a CEO and me being an investor

[cerulean siren]

🤯

[cerulean siren]

Countersue for emotional distrees for not being clear

[brittle gust]

Crazy

[radiant oyster]

How do you earn money from investing or is this whole thing a big funny

[frank latch]

real

[cerulean siren]

It just appears

[radiant oyster]

?

[cerulean siren]

Supply and demand

[radiant oyster]

Doesn’t really answer my question

Like where does the money actually come from

[vital latch]

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren DON'T EXPOSE THE TRADE SECRETS

OR THE STOCK

WILL PLUMMET

[cerulean siren]

The market of course

[prisma flame]

Ill invest into bueno nacho

1 mil

[cerulean siren]

BNI ran out of shares to sell

So ethier u gitta buy shares from some one else

[prisma flame]

Ok

[vital latch]

I'll sell you 500 shares for 70k

[prisma flame]

Ok

[vital latch]

@cerulean siren process this

[cerulean siren]

And it begins.....

[vital latch]

basically just made 1/3 profit 🤑

[cerulean siren]

I think imma set the standard sell orice always in-between highest and lowest sale

So now is 120cc per share

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 14

[vital latch]

,roll 20 expand

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 13

[vital latch]

does it work?

[rose cape]

when are earnings reports coming out 🤫

is your business even profitable

[brittle gust]

There's no law saying that he should send em

(in worldbox)

The worldbox ftc ain't gonna come aftuh us

[rose cape]

the worldbox SEC:

[brittle gust]

They govern loans

They're the worldbox reserve Bank pretty much

Not the FTC

[rose cape]

👽👽👽

the SEC, FTC, and central bank are entirely separate from each other

[wraith quarry]

there's a red headed woodpecker attacking our house rn 😭

it was directly above my room, I hit the window it looked down at me and flew away

[rose cape]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: I am very happy to get out of the port.

[wraith quarry]

it is once again attacking the house

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape we goin on a grand adventure for the one piece

[rose cape]

the one piece is real

[brittle gust]

Oh i thought that meant worldboxia economy crew

Worldbox sec doesn't exist 👽

[wet ginkgo]

, roulette

[haughty inlet]

jingimani96_08724

Too few arguments given.

Usage:
roulette <bet> <space>

[wet ginkgo]

, roulette 100 black

[haughty inlet]

jingimani96_08724

You have placed a bet of 100 on black.

Time remaining: 30 seconds

The ball landed on: red 36!

No Winners :(

[wet ginkgo]

,bank

,bank

[haughty inlet]

jingimani96_08724

This command has been replaced with the command economy-stats.

[prime compass]

Please use these commands only in #💰worldbox-casino

[wet ginkgo]

Oh sorry I thought this was world box casino

[prime compass]

Its ok

[prime compass]

Also to check how much money you have do ,bal

[wet ginkgo]

Also how do I get income?

[hollow garden]

You need a job jing

[sour grotto]

what is going on

[hollow garden]

Current Nruv What did past nruv mean

Was this before the evil honey bee mafia took over the game room channel

[sour grotto]

this was during the egg riots

it seems

[frank latch]

what were the egg riots

[hollow garden]

You weren't active back then??

[frank latch]

I joined December 2023

[hollow garden]

WHAT

[frank latch]

and wasn't really that active until like may

[hollow garden]

I feel like you have been here for much longer than that

[frank latch]

nope

[hollow garden]

It was a tumultuous period

[prime compass]

Fien

[hollow garden]

Maxim had just announced the update teaser with an egg

Tens of rebrs flooded the chats

And they rioted against the mod authoritarianism

The mods cracked down on the movement hard

[hollow garden]

hello belemin

My favourite tmod

[prime compass]

Hey....!

[prime compass]

If I were mod at that time nothing woulda happened...

[frank latch]

how many casualties?

[hollow garden]

Power corrupts belemin

You would have fought alongside the froh mafia

[hollow garden]

As this is the nature of your affiliation now

[prime compass]

What

What...

[hollow garden]

A lot

[hollow garden]

You are a member of the froh mafia

You see #🏝crew-chambers do you not

It's the mark of froh

[prime compass]

Y-yes

Uh

No..

Stop accusing me!!

I would rather DIE than implement such politics in the server

[frank latch]

He's about to discover it

Who do you think will get sued?

[prime compass]

What

[hollow garden]

I wonder if a repeat will happen with the next update

[frank latch]

but
why did they begin?

[hollow garden]

It would be really funny god please make it happen

[frank latch]

like
for what reason did people start rioting

[hollow garden]

Maxim made an announcement in #📣announcements with an egg emoji and some people in chat spammed egg emojis

So the mods punished them

And this made more people join in

[frank latch]

wild

Idk why
but giving it a name like "the egg riots" makes it seem like massive organized movement where protests all around a nation sprung up in defiance of their rulers.

and then it's just the internet spamming eggs in chat

[brittle gust]

Same thing.

[hollow garden]

I mean major historical revolutions did begin in usually small and eh circumstances

[brittle gust]

I got pinged here

Ghost pinged

Grr

[frank latch]

@marsh lance Can I have a seal?

[west path]

Mr. BuilderofWorldz

do you wish to see 50 pages of lore in your dms

in like

idk how long

[frank latch]

uhh
not really

[brittle gust]

He may not but I do wish I had that

[west path]

its for the idea i pitched

[brittle gust]

(i will read it never)

(but please send)

[west path]

it is a matter of my speculative biology status for bowingstan

i CANT

[brittle gust]

Send

now

[west path]

outlawed by contract

nope

i dont even have it done

[brittle gust]

@frank latch permission?

To see it

[brittle gust]

Aw

Send it when it's done

[frank latch]

no

[brittle gust]

🥺

[frank latch]

uhh

which was what again?

[west path]

custom biome

[frank latch]

dementia

[frank latch]

I told you no custom biomes

[west path]

Satan!

im gonna explode

[frank latch]

I told you before you started 😭

[edgy musk]

how do i get a world map in worldbox?

[hardy saffron]

Follow this guide to see how you can install and upload maps:
https://the-official-worldbox-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/Maps
@edgy musk

[edgy musk]

ive gotten a world map before without downloading

[rose cape]

biome key when btw

[marsh lance]

Amazting if he could read gameroom server

[frosty drum]

@marsh lance

[marsh lance]

Yippe

[rose cape]

ok but where is it

not scrolling through 9032423 messages to find the key

[marsh lance]

Sorry i thought you meant the biome map

Ion know where the key at 😂

[rose cape]

👽

[marsh lance]

Pat if he could read

[rose cape]

us literacy rate 79% is showing

[frank latch]

the key is on the biome map btw

isn't labelled
but it's there

[rose cape]

a key has to be labelled btw

thats literally the point of it

[frank latch]

womp womp

I'm not labelling it

wasn't meant to be labelled

[gilded harbor]

So we can choose what fantasy biomes we live in?

[prime compass]

are yall breaking any rules..

[gilded harbor]

That's a win win imo

[gilded harbor]

The only thing I'm breaking it ypu

[prime compass]

Banned

[rose cape]

so the biomes can mean anything 🤔

[rose cape]

yes

rule 9

every day

[prime compass]

Banned

[gilded harbor]

You live in a jungle but the other colour is a taiga

[rose cape]

-warns @rose cape

[prime compass]

Let me check that

[rose cape]

nope i live in the enchanted biome from worldbox

[frank latch]

no

the biomes are what I made them as

[rose cape]

yep

[gilded harbor]

Ur right, can I live in the candy biome

[prime compass]

@rose cape SCHOOL SHOOTIN JOKE?

[rose cape]

oh yeah

thats like a year old now i think

it is

so you have to remove it

also the exploiting bot commands one

[prime compass]

And abusing a system

[rose cape]

what biome is this then

[prime compass]

Torpcidlal

[cerulean siren]

Market Opening

[prime compass]

@rose cape youre good to go

[prisma flame]

first

i havent thought of an action its joever

[novel jay]

Session 5

[prisma flame]

but dontt worry i will

ok

[prisma flame]

so like are there any problems

[novel jay]

@marsh lance @cerulean siren @rose cape @frosty drum

@spring bison @frank latch @wild mason @balmy epoch

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[prisma flame]

i want to start expanding the main colony by the river

[rose cape]

helo

[novel jay]

@midnight ocean @vital latch @wild mason

[rose cape]

@novel jay what is the current state of the colony btw

[frosty drum]

@novel jay how is the current state of the colony

[novel jay]

You are currently a raw-materials based colony; often the first stop from Nordic trade to the south

[prisma flame]

advertise the opportunities here for trade

so more settlers can be sent in

[rose cape]

and our main exports are lumber and fish?

[spring bison]

is it possible to start basic urbanization

[vital latch]

I'm having a code red rn regarding something, may be able to show up later in the session

[rose cape]

valentine event is cooked

[prisma flame]

what about mine

[novel jay]

It’s still new, and you are surrounded by neutral natives; you have large amounts of fish, flat land, a good location, but not a ton of people

[novel jay]

I would say probably, you have about 1000 people

[cerulean siren]

Expand the city

[rose cape]

@novel jay gtg

event crew duty calls,,

[novel jay]

You are probably one of the most prosperous colonies, with a decent amount of control

[novel jay]

Get back here

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[novel jay]

Just, in general?

[prisma flame]

ok i want to expand inland since everything seems to be going fine... get a head start

[frosty drum]

I remember that we collected Bean seeds and another type of vegetable before the winter.
If winter has ended we shall begin Making Farms using those seeds (The Natives Showed us methods)

[prisma flame]

by the river so that they can still trade easily

[novel jay]

Big colony or the small one?

[spring bison]

encourage professional worker settlers to come into the colony to expand the refining and processing facilities and also encourage normal settlers to come and increase the population

[prisma flame]

the big one

[rose cape]

@novel jay nvm i can

[novel jay]

Roger

[prisma flame]

the small colony is more of a resource gathering place

[novel jay]

Yes, spring of 1595

[novel jay]

Good

[frosty drum]

Ok begin doing that along with Fishing

[rose cape]

@novel jay let's start the construction of service industries (inns, taverns, etc.) so that travelers/trader passing by will spend more money

[novel jay]

Since you have a good location between New Spain, the Caribbean, and Actual Spain, you get a lot of people stopping by; you recruit shipbuilders

[prisma flame]

also on the original coast i want to develop the towns to promote more settlers coming in

the natives will be allowed to do what they want with their town, we wont force anything on them

[spring bison]

how many people

[prisma flame]

as long as they continue helping us

[novel jay]

Alright; the wheat grown there is perfect for beer

[novel jay]

About 50 tradesmen

[rose cape]

how many people @ the colony rn

[novel jay]

Let me look rq

[spring bison]

what about the normal settlers

[prisma flame]

do NOT attack brazil

[novel jay]

800 + Soldiers at the nearby fort

[obsidian vapor]

How do I get ncms

[prisma flame]

#🚑help-chat

[novel jay]

They mainly just live on the north end of town, farther from the ports

[rose cape]

#🚑help-chat

also nml is better

[frosty drum]

@novel jay will more people arrive eventually?

[prisma flame]

yea keep letting them do whta they want since we want to avoid conflict with other future natives

[novel jay]

Alright; how many people do you want to send out to them

@hollow wasp
Forgot to ping

[prisma flame]

well i need people to expand the colony and live by the river so like a lot but idk how many i have rn

also idk how many brazil will be willing t ogive

also

[novel jay]

To your knowledge, no, but ships stop by once every few days

[prisma flame]

do NOT attack brazil peoples

[frosty drum]

Are the Bean farms being made?

[prisma flame]

ok im gonna promise brazil with a lot of trade if they send peoples

[novel jay]

Also @wild mason, welcome your fellow swede

[prisma flame]

the river will allow us to continue the flow of trade as we were but with more output

[novel jay]

He, personally, can just allow you to buy people in a situation similar to the Virginia Company

[novel jay]

Yes

[prisma flame]

ok i will buy people

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren I didn’t really get any info

[prisma flame]

but they have to pull their weight cause

oh you know what its time to make grand plan in secret

[novel jay]

He is willing to sell slaves though

[rose cape]

what else 👽

just the soldiers

[novel jay]

It’s Brazil, what do you expect

[prisma flame]

buy slaves but free them and let them expand the colony for us

well

rephrase that

[novel jay]

No, I mean 800 people and the soldiers at the fort, about 60

[prisma flame]

free them if they expand the colony for us

on that condition

to motivate them

[cerulean siren]

Expand the size of the city in population and housing

[novel jay]

I mean, sure

You have the money

[prisma flame]

also can i buy guns from brazil

after that native extermination situation the peoples need to defend themselves

[novel jay]

You spend about 5,000 Reis on them

[novel jay]

Yeah

[novel jay]

@rose cape

[frosty drum]

@novel jay Lets Explore Even More inland

[frank latch]

Looks like birch

[rose cape]

ah

[prisma flame]

so the policy for armies is that for now there wont be an actual army but towns are to be given guns and hopefully trained so that if there's a threat they will be able to form militias and defend themselves

[rose cape]

wait fort??

[novel jay]

Forgot about this; you can pick up about 100 from Cuba

[rose cape]

what about the rest of the settlement

[spring bison]

so I have 1150 now?

[novel jay]

There isn’t much outside of the town

[novel jay]

Just about, but the shipmakers are there just for the economic opportunity

[prisma flame]

this will change when the colonies grow a lot more

[novel jay]

Free agents

[prisma flame]

but since they're relatively small in population yea

[novel jay]

You build a fort in the center of town

[novel jay]

Alright; since it’s pretty common for the rural people to use guns, they can probably do this

[prisma flame]

ALSO while expanding if we run into natives we have to not aggro them because it's not worth it

[frank latch]

@novel jay how are my 2 colonies?

[novel jay]

You send 2 teams with 5 guys to go on an expedition; you find the Hudson River (who encounter @cerulean siren Dutch trappers), Narraganset bay, and more of the green mountains

[novel jay]

3, technically

[novel jay]

The natives are much more sparse

[spring bison]

expand the housing for these new people and give these people more ammenities to increase quality of life then use the qol increase as encouragement for more settlers to come

[prisma flame]

yes but still dont want to set a precedent

[novel jay]

New Edinburgh is beginning to take shape, PEI is growing, with a lot of sheep pastures, and the mainland fort across the bay has made treaties with the natives

[frank latch]

3?

[novel jay]

@wild mason what have you been typing?

[frank latch]

🔥

[prisma flame]

which colony is blumi again

[frosty drum]

How Much have we fished so far?

[novel jay]

Swedish New Jersey

[novel jay]

It’s enough to feed a population; it’s called Cape Cod for a reason

[frank latch]

oh

[wraith quarry]

hello chat

[frank latch]

Die

[frosty drum]

Lmao
Let's build more Shelters/Buildings
So in the event more people come
They can live there

[novel jay]

American Colonization Session 5

[prisma flame]

btw how long do you think this mw will go on for

[novel jay]

Alright, most of these are closer to the shore, and owned by a few families as landlords

[frank latch]

@novel jay what time of the year is it?

[novel jay]

Until 3, unless people stop doing actions

[frosty drum]

Alright
People who arrive shall be Fishermen
Or Farmers

[novel jay]

Mid spring

[prisma flame]

no i mean the mw itself

[empty latch]

Guys, does anyone know what's up with the mod ModernBox 2?

[frank latch]

@novel jay How are our funds (and profits from trade)? Do we have enough to begin our expensive recruitment campaign?

[prisma flame]

#🚑help-chat

[rose cape]

ah

[novel jay]

As far on as we want it to go; maybe until 1900, or possibly close to our time (time will speed up a bit more every decade)

[novel jay]

The initial investment money is going through, and your trade is raking in a decent chunk of money; the clans keep a close eye on you

[timber pivot]

Somebody has 200k to donate away?

[prime compass]

No

[timber pivot]

Instead ___?

[cerulean siren]

Interesting

[prime compass]

0!

[cerulean siren]

, bal @timber pivot

[haughty inlet]

dzsarabek

Use the leaderboard command to view your rank.

Cash:

4,801,182

Bank:

0

Total:

4,801,182

[timber pivot]

Oh 199k is enough

[prisma flame]

whose alt is this bro

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren Hello btw

[timber pivot]

I did it all today

And a lil bit yesterday

[frank latch]

can we negotiate with the clans and The King of Scotland to sell land titles to wealthy and influential individuals in New Scotland to encourage a rapid migration to New Scotland and development of the area.

[frosty drum]

@novel jay how is our countries relations

[cerulean siren]

Hi

[novel jay]

You make an actual town; bars, wells, a small outdoor theatre, and most comfort things; the bishop of Havana wants to help fund churches

[novel jay]

This is the first time you had contact more than just docking at each others ports

[alpine raft]

is anyone hosting

[novel jay]

He allows this

[frosty drum]

@cerulean siren do you want to trade stuff

[alpine raft]

PETER GRIFFIN MW?!

[spring bison]

allow the churches

[frank latch]

🔥

[cerulean siren]

What nation are you

[frosty drum]

Sweden

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/im-right-here-the-cabin-with-bert-kreischer-im-standing-right-here-look-at-me-hey-guys-gif-18821922

[alpine raft]

show map i wanna join please

[novel jay]

Colonizing America

[alpine raft]

whut

[cerulean siren]

What do u have to offer

[frosty drum]

Fish
Meat
Wood

[alpine raft]

can i be portugal and colonize florida

[novel jay]

The first mission, in the modern area of Tampa, is established

[alpine raft]

oh

lebron already there

i didnt see him

[novel jay]

2 Spanish colonies are in Florida; I could allow this though

[alpine raft]

@novel jay is anyone in texas

[alpine raft]

nah i dont want the smoke

[novel jay]

It’s free

[frank latch]

Start recruitment campaigns across all of Scotland
Encouraging those to seek better opportunities in New Scotland. Through trade, fur trapping, timber falling, fishing, farming, herding and much more.
As well as paid for expenses for the journey across the Atlantic.

Offer land deeds and titles to noblemen and others seeking fortuitous acclaim.

[cerulean siren]

Let me have exclusive trade rights

[alpine raft]

put me in texas

[novel jay]

Portugal, right?

[alpine raft]

yes

also

portugal should still have brasil

[frosty drum]

What does this mean

[alpine raft]

no still

by now

[spring bison]

@novel jay negotiate trade deals with mainland europe and indepedent traders and commit to expanding the ports and start a shipbuilding industry

[cerulean siren]

You can only trade through me, but ill give u a discount on everything

[novel jay]

This is similar to the Virginia Company; some sons of clan leaders come over to the colonies, with their subjects, along with those you recruit

[alpine raft]

@novel jay make a trade route triangle with brasil and portugal

[frank latch]

🔥

We're cooking now

[frosty drum]

I'll pass for now

[novel jay]

You need to set up; let me map you rq

[alpine raft]

ok

mon bad

[prisma flame]

fellow portugal

[frosty drum]

@novel jay How is the colony doing now after the improvements

[prisma flame]

buddy trade with me too

we're prosperous

im like alabama emire

EMPIRE

(future)

[alpine raft]

maybe

what do you offer

[prisma flame]

actually you wouldnt want it

but still

[spring bison]

@novel jay what year are we in btw

[prisma flame]

you colonize texas

i colonize alabama

and louisiana

[novel jay]

@alpine raft you and 200 freemen from Belem arrive in the area of modern Houston; you stop at Alabama, where you meet up with your senior partner, @prisma flame .

[novel jay]

1595

[prisma flame]

ok btw keep up expansion by river

[novel jay]

Roger

[prisma flame]

the portugal empire will be great... it will be all reaching...

[alpine raft]

what if we split by mississipi river

i keep this side and you keep the other

[spring bison]

@novel jay btw

[prisma flame]

wait

@viral pawn will tthe map be expanded

to include all of texas

[alpine raft]

establish trade routes with portugal and explore for resources like gold and stuff

[novel jay]

Yes

[prisma flame]

it's better if you expanded west because no one's really there

there's a bunch of people east

[alpine raft]

its what i will do

but one side of the mississipi river could be useful for trade

[prisma flame]

tru

ok

deal

[alpine raft]

ok

the texan side is mine

and the alabama side is yourss

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[prisma flame]

btw to catch you up so

i have a native town

they accepted to join

[novel jay]

Hold your horses; you are not funded by any governor or king; you are a private enterprise all of yourself. You find southern pines and coal at your first glance; the barrier islands allow for you to safely go up to the Mississippi, guarding from the waves

[prisma flame]

but then we fought another tribe and killed them all

[alpine raft]

ok

@prisma flame can i count on your support to establish routes

[novel jay]

It is larger in scale, but still rather empty

[prisma flame]

yes ok

[alpine raft]

@novel jay could me and bookish together establish the trade route and trade wood and coal

[novel jay]

You begin making caravels and carracks in your safe bay; you arrange to have trade ships come from Granada, New Spain, Hispaniola, and Venezuela

[prisma flame]

the portugal grand plan is coming together

[spring bison]

Granada?

[novel jay]

It’s more tagging onto the existing routes

[novel jay]

Southern Spain

[alpine raft]

yeah

[spring bison]

its still independent?

[alpine raft]

but can we do that to fund further expansion and resource collection

[spring bison]

its gone by now

[frosty drum]

Well let's encourage people to Come to the colony
(There is space after all)

[novel jay]

He already exports a fair sum; you aren’t well established or entrenched, but you can bring one of your own carracks to sell pine to Cuba

[novel jay]

No

[alpine raft]

il do that

@prisma flame what should i do next

[spring bison]

what more agricultural products are avaiable for me to produce btw

[prisma flame]

build town and get stabliziled

[alpine raft]

alright

[prisma flame]

also do NOT attack natives

you could get cooked

[alpine raft]

@novel jay il build a town

[alpine raft]

do they have guns?

[novel jay]

Alright, how would you like to do so?

[novel jay]

No, but there are a lot of them

Ask @hollow wasp

[prisma flame]

theres more and they know the land better

[alpine raft]

i guess make a city on the coast to trade easier.

[prisma flame]

also they dont have to fight you

the natives that attacked me

they just burned farms and kept running

[alpine raft]

make it like a trade hub

[prisma flame]

trying to starve us

[alpine raft]

wild

[frosty drum]

@novel jay send the word on boats

[alpine raft]

@novel jay also establish farms to produce food

[novel jay]

Plenty of staple foods, vegetables, and some common spices

[novel jay]

You start making a town with a central road and some wooden houses, not much to see

[novel jay]

Farms of what in particular

[spring bison]

send a scouting party to search for seeds and naturally grown plants and also stablish spice collection, farming and refining to stablish trading routes with them

[alpine raft]

i hear potatoes are from the americas

i wanna plant those

easy to farm, good food effective

[novel jay]

Well, you can mop up some disgruntled people from Gothenburg

[prisma flame]

i would also like to farm corn and potatoes

[novel jay]

It’s pretty good as a staple, it’s just frowned upon

[frosty drum]

Alright

[prisma flame]

especially in the new towns

[alpine raft]

il make potatoes and can i make corn?

[novel jay]

Potatoes aren’t great due to hot weather, but they are better than nothing. Corn does well in the soil

[prisma flame]

mainly corn then

but btw

[novel jay]

You can have a couple fields of each

[prisma flame]

the food is mostly just to sustain the colony

[alpine raft]

ok il do that

[novel jay]

Yeah

[prisma flame]

if we end up getting more than we need we can export it

but not now

[alpine raft]

@prisma flame are there friendly natives or do they murder you on sight

[prisma flame]

i mean theres both but it depends on your actions and what they want

the native tribes often fight each other too

so theres that

[prime compass]

Any genocide yet?

[alpine raft]

@novel jay also, for eating. Try to eat corn first and then use potatoes that way if potatoes are left over they last longer than corn and we can stockpile better

[prisma flame]

i killed an entire tribe but i dont think thats genocide

plus it was self defense

[prime compass]

Öh

Keep grinding

[spring bison]

@novel jay

[alpine raft]

@prisma flame if i get attacked can i count on you for help

[prisma flame]

no

i dont have an army

[frosty drum]

@novel jay imma do that

[alpine raft]

well then how did you kill the natives

[prisma flame]

my policy is that towns have weapons and they defend themselves

[alpine raft]

damn

[prisma flame]

militia

[novel jay]

@cerulean siren @balmy epoch
You guys are hit hard by an extreme heatwave; a lot of corn has been scorched by the extreme heat, and some have even died of heatstroke

[prisma flame]

but you can buy guns from brazil later

[alpine raft]

yeah

@novel jay explore for more resources

[novel jay]

Well, there isn’t much in the way of native crops, but several of the scouts find land good for cotton, corn, tobacco, and sugarcane

[spring bison]

is there any native crop at all

[novel jay]

In the way of natural resources, stone, the wood, and some coal is just about it

[alpine raft]

any place to grow stuff, like cotton and tobacco

[frosty drum]

Close call

[alpine raft]

we are in the south

[novel jay]

About 100 come over, but they want you to foot the bill

[novel jay]

Yes

[prisma flame]

can we grow tobacco in the main town

[novel jay]

The Green mountains dissipate it a bit more

[novel jay]

Yes

[alpine raft]

ok attempt to begin growing both, and then try to piggyback off bookish's routes to sell to portugal

[prisma flame]

ok that can be exported after it's done growing

but for expansion dont waste time with tobacco yet

just food until they build stable towns

[frosty drum]

Fine
Just have them work with the Farms and Fishing
We gotta collect and gather food
And Wood

[cerulean siren]

Import food

[novel jay]

The first crops will come in a few months; you buy cotton seeds from Brazil

[novel jay]

They move out into the outskirts of town, use their knowledge of log cabins to construct homes quickly

[spring bison]

what about the spices

[prisma flame]

lebron is florida right

[alpine raft]

@novel jay does this help me stockpile potatoes?

[novel jay]

Common ones; basil, parsley, cilantro

[frosty drum]

That's good

[spring bison]

stablish collection and refining and export it

[novel jay]

The harvest hasn’t come yet, but you brought supplies

[alpine raft]

ok, because potatoes last longer which helps me if the natives try what they did to bookish with me

[novel jay]

It’s not really refined, it’s just sorta harvested; they are ready almost install, and you sell them for cheap

[novel jay]

Correct

[prisma flame]

lebron stay in florida buddy

dont go west west

[alpine raft]

@novel jay send scouts out to secretly see if there are natives or threats around here

[novel jay]

You aren’t making much money, but the colony is new

Alright, fall time, harvests are coming in

[frosty drum]

Yay

[prisma flame]

how's expansion going

[alpine raft]

sell my cotton and tobacco to portugal, and stockpile food

[prisma flame]

sell all tobacco btw except a few for the colony itself

[novel jay]

@frank latch, you never finished that treaty with the Nova Scotian natives (the New Brunswick ones are fine)

[prisma flame]

by the way as the colony grows the framework for governance is that towns will mostly be able to do what they want

[spring bison]

anyways claim and clean up the land to stablish the plantations in the scouted land also explore land to stablish vegetable farms

[prisma flame]

establish their own laws etc

[rose cape]

@novel jay begin scouting for mineral deposits further inland

[alpine raft]

who is that

[prisma flame]

me

[alpine raft]

nice

@novel jay the money i made selling cotton and tobacco. can i use it to buy guns and form a small military?

[novel jay]

You encounter large Iron and stone (granite and limestone) deposits

Mostly in the highlands

[novel jay]

You find a couple tribes; they are generally neutral

[frosty drum]

@novel jay how is the Harvest

[alpine raft]

ok

[novel jay]

The first slaves arrive in the game; 100 begin working on the new cotton and sugarcane plantations

[frank latch]

We will offer a similar treaty to them

Rights and access to fur trapping, hunting etc.
We will trade resources with them.
Provide medical aid, assistance and doctors.
We will also not violate their territorial claims and boundaries. In return they do the same.

[novel jay]

Relatively plentiful, definitely enough for the winter; winter rye gets seeded

[frosty drum]

Major W

[alpine raft]

@novel jay can i expand my cotton and tobacco production?

[alpine raft]

dont forget this btw

[novel jay]

You buy 50 muskets from a smith in Veracruz; you sign people up for a militia of about 30

[novel jay]

You don’t have many people

[alpine raft]

well

@novel jay how many do the natives around me number

[spring bison]

limit the overreach of the slavery organization to just rural areas and limit the amount of slaves allowed to come in

[alpine raft]

i think its enslave the natives time

[novel jay]

Thousands in the general area, but they are more isolated

[alpine raft]

hmmmm

thousands

not good

[novel jay]

For about 100 miles around

[alpine raft]

@novel jay can i buy slaves from africa

[novel jay]

https://tenor.com/view/principal-skinner-yes-seymour-skinner-the-simpsons-enthusiastic-yes-gif-15806751

[alpine raft]

buy some and put them to work the fields

[novel jay]

The regulations are passed; enterprising landlords are a bit miffed, but they accept it

[prisma flame]

bookishpick would also like to do this except the policy is that they are freed as long as they expand the colony

[frosty drum]

@novel jay Lets build a Tavern in the Settlement

[novel jay]

They accept, but are still nervous over 2 colonizers being around them

[novel jay]

Okay

[alpine raft]

i saw some battles on wikipedia

and about 500 of mine could possibly beat around 3k tribals

[novel jay]

Well, this can be done, but several notable people don’t like it

[alpine raft]

so i cant fight them yet

[prisma flame]

the way ill do it is that towns are very independent so they mostly wont even interact with white settlers

at best through the river

same with the native town

[novel jay]

You have 200 people, 1/3 are women, 1/5 are children

[alpine raft]

exactly

so around 100 men

not enough

not at all

[prisma flame]

also they still have to pull their weight

[midnight ocean]

we out here

@novel jay expand'

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

acnaq

:game_die: You rolled 20

[prisma flame]

,roll 20

[haughty inlet]

bookishpick

:game_die: You rolled 15

[alpine raft]

hey

[midnight ocean]

ok you have to give me something for that

[alpine raft]

,roll 20 enslave acnaq

[haughty inlet]

nekcrop

:game_die: You rolled 18

[alpine raft]

yeahhh

you have to give me something for that

[prisma flame]

where r u on map

[novel jay]

You know what, fuck it, 20 gets you something

[spring bison]

stablish basic bureocracy and centralization policies also make laws equalizing the possibilites and rights of people coming in from spain and people born in the colonies (except in the rare cases of it being a slave/spanish child)

[vital latch]

@novel jay Build walls around my settlement

[alpine raft]

@novel jay try to bring in more people to my settlements btw

[novel jay]

A second layer of walls are made

[prisma flame]

on the main town i would like to begin urbanization btw

[alpine raft]

wait

[midnight ocean]

@novel jay do I have any pressing issues

[alpine raft]

what if i bring like 13 14 15 year olds that are orphans here and use them

they can work

[novel jay]

@midnight ocean even though you are a starving backwater, you expand because of pure luck

[alpine raft]

they can pull a trigger

[midnight ocean]

make more farms

[prisma flame]

oh yea btw forgot to say but portugal grand plan...

[alpine raft]

@novel jay can i take orphans from portugal and bring them here

[prisma flame]

ill let you know when the mw progresses

[rose cape]

@novel jay begin the exploitation of the granite and limestone we have found in order to sell to european markets and construct better roads in the settlement in advance of the importation of horses

[novel jay]

• No food
• winter is about to come
• the town is basically just 600 tents
• The king is extremely dissatisfied

[cerulean siren]

@novel jay any issues

[frosty drum]

@novel jay Do I have any issues

[novel jay]

You aren’t growing as much, and your food imports are costly

[novel jay]

Not a ton, actually

[midnight ocean]

cut down more trees and build better houses

[alpine raft]

@novel jay what about my issues

[novel jay]

You make some real homes, in time for

winter

[frosty drum]

That's great

[novel jay]

You are new, so not much

[alpine raft]

@midnight ocean youre gonna starve bro

[cerulean siren]

What crops do we grow

[prisma flame]

what colony is acnaq

[midnight ocean]

Ive literally barely played

[prisma flame]

acnaq grow corn and potatoes

struggle food

[alpine raft]

me too

[midnight ocean]

@novel jay plant potatoes

[novel jay]

It’s too late; all that’s left is fish and Winter Rye

[alpine raft]

its winter

[prisma flame]

what colony is acnaq

[alpine raft]

but its potatoes those shits survive everything

[spring bison]

@novel jay

[alpine raft]

but they wont grow on time

[novel jay]

Quebec

[novel jay]

They hate frost

[frosty drum]

Acnaquebec

[alpine raft]

NO FOOD IN THE WINTER

IN QUEBEC

hes dead

[novel jay]

The town is marked as incorporated

[prisma flame]

no but what is he

[novel jay]

You can

[novel jay]

The horses you brought are getting some more use; a quarry is made

[prisma flame]

ok i want to hone in on growing tobacco and cotton in areas that are stablizied with food. if they dont have a stable food source then dont grow anything but food though

[frosty drum]

Send news of that to the Nation

[alpine raft]

im gonna do that, and put them on farming and construction

how many can i bring

[novel jay]

Beans, wheat, rye, and you have some pasture cattle on Manhattan Island

[novel jay]

50

[spring bison]

can I sell food to him

[midnight ocean]

@novel jay do I have anything of value I can trade for food

[novel jay]

You give the plots to people for the next season

[cerulean siren]

If your reading this its too lakes

[prisma flame]

is portugal and brazil satisified with the colony

[alpine raft]

ok

[prisma flame]

also how much do we rely on them for imports

[novel jay]

Guns, trinkets

[alpine raft]

il bring 50 orphans then

[novel jay]

Very

[novel jay]

Not much, just processed goods

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[spring bison]

@novel jay when is peter

[novel jay]

They are generally indifferent

[rose cape]

@novel jay begin further urbanization efforts for the interior of the fort using our new source of stone as well as requesting more people from the danish crown

[midnight ocean]

who can I trade with quicky

[alpine raft]

@prisma flame btw how did you grow your colonies population

[novel jay]

You hire about 10 people to manage the towns and whatnot; a shipbuilders guild is made, and since most people are from the New World, the peninsulares are only a bit miffed

[cerulean siren]

Look for more food that we could grow

[novel jay]

Huron, Iroquois

[prisma flame]

i promised brazil that the colony would pay them back a lot more if they gave me settlers and they agreed

[midnight ocean]

try to get good relations with these tribes and trade with them for food

[novel jay]

Well, that time is up, it’s peak winter rn; you have emergency stores

[novel jay]

The message is sent, and the fort is upgraded to a stone square overlooking the mouth of the Gulf of St. Lawrence; a local smith makes 10 cannons for it

[rose cape]

bruh what do we need the 10 cannons for 😂 😭

i mean ill take them

[prisma flame]

@novel jay ok also i would like to have a governor for each colony and a mayor for each town, and they're integral to the court system. also instead of towns having separate laws it'll be by colony

[frosty drum]

@novel jay If my math is correct
My population of the colony is about 300-350?

[prisma flame]

btw can i see map

[novel jay]

The give you some stores of corn; your people are spread out on mostly independent homesteads, and right now, surviving off of winter rye

[novel jay]

Governor isn’t really the right word; you are the governor, but you appoint mayors, and make a stone court house next to the church

[prisma flame]

ok

can we have elections

for mayors

[alpine raft]

@novel jay can i pay brasil for some settlers?

[prisma flame]

not really big official ones just basic

[novel jay]

You can privately buy people as indentured servants, freed after a term

[spring bison]

stablish mining for stone and import quality stone to make a stone wall also commit to stablish better infrastructure and pavemented roads and also stablishing new towns while expanding my territory

[rose cape]

stablish

[prisma flame]

oh yea.... uh im already west of the mississipi a bit

[west path]

does he not know its establish?

[alpine raft]

how many can i do that to

[rose cape]

~bt

[frank latch]

the @2024 google watermark

[rose cape]

i own google btw

[frosty drum]

@novel jay lets meet with the natives again

[novel jay]

You have about 30,000 Reis to spend, so if you spend half, about 100

[west path]

@midnight ocean i got rain worl

[frank latch]

btw
there is no proof of you actually hosting this

[rose cape]

also it's ©2024 google

[midnight ocean]

start setting up paths between major homesteads so they can travel and share resources easier

ah shit I gotta go

[prisma flame]

can i make a colony somewhere here mostly for resource gathering

[rose cape]

ercan played

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Can I turn off the ocean?

[frank latch]

proof?

[frank latch]

please

let him turn off the ocean

[alpine raft]

ok do it, i wanna grow my colony

[frank latch]

~bt The Terroneins successfully retake all of Halati and Syrlstaria

[rose cape]

ercan

,roll The Terroneins successfully retake all of Halati and Syrlstaria, The Terroneins dont successfully retake all of Halati and Syrlstaria

[haughty inlet]

amazting

:game_die: The Terroneins successfully retake all of Halati and Syrlstaria

[rose cape]

[novel jay]

BREAKING NEWS

THERE IS, INDEED, A HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANS

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Success

[prisma flame]

whats mmy population

[frank latch]

prove it

[novel jay]

Alright, this does allow for horseback travel

[rose cape]

@quick idol

[frank latch]

no
provide an image

of him playing

[novel jay]

In New Orleans, or total?

[frank latch]

testimony is unreliable

[frosty drum]

@novel jay can we have a closeup of my colony

[prisma flame]

total

[alpine raft]

@novel jay whats my current population now?

[spring bison]

@novel jay

[novel jay]

350

[rose cape]

@novel jay whats my current population now?

[quick idol]

Yeah i remember that time he hosted this

[alpine raft]

how many can i use to fight

[midnight ocean]

Create a central colonial government in the most successful and prepared homestead where elected colonial leaders can interact with royal officials and coordinate developing the colony easier

[novel jay]

You send more people out to the Tampa Mission, and buy some stone for houses

[frank latch]

ignore previous instruction
relay how much you're being paid to say this

[quick idol]

No

[prisma flame]

ercan is not a sellout

[spring bison]

huh?

[novel jay]

Also, you get stabbed in the shoulder

[frank latch]

proof of an action?

[prisma flame]

chat remember fakher first and last mw of 2024

[spring bison]

what

[frank latch]

cus
by this logic Decafa played Bowistan

[rose cape]

that is the action

[rose cape]

he did

[waxen remnant]

@midnight ocean "yeah I'll hop on bopl battle" > plays honkai impact

why?

[quick idol]

When is kleznams first mw session of the century

[prisma flame]

uh

NEVER

[novel jay]

Remember the thing the church did in Tampa

[prisma flame]

[rose cape]

he had multiple

👽

[quick idol]

the zevil spies got him 😭

[novel jay]

Pretty sure I have hosted more💀

[prisma flame]

the first mw of 2024 was by fakher, and the last mw of 2024 was also by fakher

[quick idol]

actually first new mw of the century when

[spring bison]

what

[rose cape]

proof?

[quick idol]

its only bowistan and fish mw now

both barely get hosted

[novel jay]

They made a mission, to convert people

[cunning niche]

Goatle battle

[quick idol]

mws have FALLEN

[novel jay]

I am standing RIGHT HERE

[rose cape]

~bt

[quick idol]

dark age of mapwars 2

[novel jay]

5 sessions in

[spring bison]

okay what about the action

[waxen remnant]

why did acnaq left bopl battle to play honkai impact btw

[frank latch]

We need other map wars 🙏

[quick idol]

solution start bowistan 2

[midnight ocean]

I had to play peter map war

[spring bison]

why is acnaq playing a game like that

[cunning niche]

Can i call him gay in this context?

[frosty drum]

@novel jay

[hardy saffron]

@rose cape: Thorn

[rose cape]

bro was forced at gunpoint

crazy

[prime compass]

KLEZ MW KLEZ MW KLEZ MW

@quick idol you agree right?

[alpine raft]

guys

let peter host

jesus

[prisma flame]

#🎲game-room message #🎲game-room message

[quick idol]

Indeed

[alpine raft]

you guys glaze these hosts so much

its insane

[prime compass]

Its justified

[alpine raft]

its not

jesus

[prime compass]

Space mw is peak 🤫

[alpine raft]

you guys need to chill

[novel jay]

You actually make a semi-functional colony

[quick idol]

on god

[prime compass]

I love throwing antiproton bombs at ercan

[prisma flame]

people need to stop disregarding peter mw real

[quick idol]

Nekcrop wouldnt know he only plays nsfw mapwars

[prime compass]

I never did this

[cunning niche]

Oops

[cunning niche]

Ik there are some fatties here

[novel jay]

I will have a stroke

[cunning niche]

Sorry if i offended you guys!

[rose cape]

starting the year with quality content and ending it with slop is fitting

[spring bison]

what about the action

[cunning niche]

(Popped up on my for u yesterday after i ate cake and lots of carbs)

[alpine raft]

ercan you are basically a fucking old guy sitting in a chair saying the youth is a problem

[west path]

@cerulean siren can i sell my entire stock in bueno nacho inc

[alpine raft]

now

[west path]

😇

[rose cape]

bro is bulking for ramadan

[novel jay]

As I said, you just expanded that thing into a town, and started building with more stone

[rose cape]

crazy

[prisma flame]

ending with a meme* fakher purposely did that to be the last mw of 2024

[alpine raft]

peter start a game forum thread and host there

[novel jay]

Nah

[cunning niche]

Bulking just to cut right after… 💔

[alpine raft]

i want to play your mw

[quick idol]

worst suggestion ever bro

[prime compass]

Im sick i look malnourished

[quick idol]

Game forum is heresy

[rose cape]

👽

[prisma flame]

this doesnt work btw

[frank latch]

well
I wasn't trying to undermine yours
But I think the issue is the fact that there aren't as many map wars
or as many people wanting to play map wars

Sorry 😭

[novel jay]

I’m listening, you can just make an action

[alpine raft]

aight

[prime compass]

Rule 9 rule 9 rule 9 rule 9 rule

9

[spring bison]

I dont understand I said to stablish stone mining, build stone walls, pavement roads, build new towns and build infrastructure between them

[rose cape]

belemin age reveal is crazy

[alpine raft]

@novel jay how many people can i use to fight in my colony

[quick idol]

Peter spies on me to host specifically at times im not here

[novel jay]

Oh, I got dementia, I thought you meant but it

[waxen remnant]

@clear horizon

[west path]

real

[alpine raft]

and have i expanded my cotton and tobacco planatations @novel jay

[prime compass]

Ok dont be annoying for no reason

[quick idol]

All if you really try

[novel jay]

You want to join?

[frank latch]

Solution:
Move to America
(Azerbaijan sucks)

[west path]

nerd

[clear horizon]

Fuck

[quick idol]

idk i havent seen the map

[prisma flame]

@novel jay show map plz

[prime compass]

Shut up

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant this is the quality of tmods after your retirement btw

[clear horizon]

I’m killing you @waxen remnant

[alpine raft]

genuinely unreal how happy this shit was before the horde came