🎲game-room

[silent smelt]

@rose cape do i preserve slavery or not?

[midnight ocean]

Wdym seasoning 😭

[west path]

i forgot to hop into mc

[gilded harbor]

@west path ur schnitzel

[waxen remnant]

tfym bruh 😭

[gilded harbor]

Ok british

[waxen remnant]

I think a day without arcanists mp fried your brain

[midnight ocean]

Like lots of salt?

[waxen remnant]

burger seasoning -

[gilded harbor]

I bet you think that would make it too spicy

[frank latch]

garlic powder, onion powder, pepper, salt, Worcestershire sauce if you really want to get seasoned up.

[midnight ocean]

I can’t think of anything besides salt pepper and maybe garlic that gets put on a burger

[west path]

what

also call it schabowy PLEASE

schnitzel hurts my soul

[gilded harbor]

It's schnitzel in Germany and Switzerland bro...

[frank latch]

can also add in egg to your ground meat

[gilded harbor]

Just cope

[west path]

its schabowy in polish

[gilded harbor]

That ur country didn't exist for a while

[west path]

if youre gonna refer to polish schabowy

then use the NAME

[wild mason]

Okay you can coat a patty in a nice mix of paprika, black pepper, chilli powder, salt, garlic powder, onion powder, and celery salt. You can get a delicious crust on it by doing that. N

[west path]

THAT IS CORRECT

[west path]

Schnitzel is austrian

[midnight ocean]

I don’t consider salt and pepper seasoning those are just like basic necessities

[west path]

Schabowy is our own version of it

[frank latch]

paprika is good

[silent smelt]

eyequ i am deporting natives as we speak

[frank latch]

paprika
celery salt

[silent smelt]

what do you make of that

[gilded harbor]

But I'm referring to German schnitzel specifically I like pork schnitzel, I like making it as well, I love destroying the meat

I beat it with a mallet

[west path]

buddy im going to kill you

[midnight ocean]

I have no clue what the fuck celery salt is bruh I’m not a cook idk what people put on their burgers I just eat them

[west path]

schabowy better

[frank latch]

you should learn how to cook

[gilded harbor]

I'm gonna scha on your bowy

[frank latch]

basic life skill

[frank latch]

what does this mean...

[west path]

im making fried liver for you tonight

[waxen remnant]

oh i remember doing that in stellaris once

[west path]

you will be forced to eat it

[waxen remnant]

except i accidentally like

killed their whole species

[gilded harbor]

No, please no

[west path]

ive had fried liver its pretty shit ngl

[gilded harbor]

As long as you don't make any sauerkraut

[west path]

no likey

[midnight ocean]

I would rather learn another life skill use it to make money than pay other people to cook for me 🥱

[frank latch]

cooking is also fairly easy
as long as you have good instincts you'll be fine

[west path]

it starts out good but then falls off with the aftertaste

the aftertaste is so bitter 😭

[frank latch]

or aren't stupid

[midnight ocean]

Fried liver is goated

[frank latch]

I've never had fried liver

[west path]

we might have had two different versions of fried liver

[gilded harbor]

@west path I'm gonna make you eat sauerkraut and raw brussel sprouts

[silent smelt]

@rose cape ready?

[midnight ocean]

I have bad instincts I’m legit autistic especially when it comes to cooking believe me I’ve tried and it always goes poorly so I stopped trying

[frank latch]

bro eats that on a daily basis

[wild mason]

I would suggest steak but he lives in a state where one piece of round steak is 70 dollars. M mm .

[gilded harbor]

Yeah ik it's disgusting

[frank latch]

WTH

[hollow garden]

@spring bison is this true

[gilded harbor]

30*

[frank latch]

60 DOLLARS

[west path]

we're making pickled cabbage

it is like

our trademark

[gilded harbor]

No

[midnight ocean]

Maybe have you had fau gras or however the frogs spell it it’s actually so fire

[wild mason]

Hahaha. I can get like 4lbs for that much

[silent smelt]

AMAZING RAT ARE YOU READY?

[gilded harbor]

That's like an American being proud of our gun crime rates

[west path]

@frank latch can you frenchify this for me

[frank latch]

that's still insane
but not as bad as 60

[west path]

i dont want the americanized name of the dish since i cant search it up

[west path]

BUDDY

BIGOS IS PEAK

ALSO IM NOT TALKING ABOUT KAPUSTA KWASZONA

KAPUSTA KISZONA

[west path]

(sauerkraut)

[frank latch]

uhh
Idk if that's spelled correctly
But f

[gilded harbor]

Also California minimum wage is like 3$ more than the national average so like there's than tbf

[rose cape]

i have no idea how to play this game

lmao

[frank latch]

Foie gras is the liver of goose or duck

[west path]

@gilded harbor i would never on my soul eat sauerkraut without schabowy

[frank latch]

it's also heavily garnished

[gilded harbor]

Cabbage on its own is disgusting no need to pickle it and make it worse

[frank latch]

I thought it was like 15

[west path]

oh yeah no i had pig liver

[wild mason]

Kale is the best leaf

[gilded harbor]

It's 17

[west path]

@midnight ocean different livers buddy sorry

[frank latch]

cus the Floridian minimum wage is like 13 or something now
(it's slowly raising to 15)

[waxen remnant]

@silent smelt remember that one time we won a war in stellaris and then the game decided to punish us for winning

(economic crisis and we got bankruptcy several times)

[west path]

??

shit take

[waxen remnant]

and then we lost a war because it fucked our fleets

[frank latch]

food is affordableish
but housing is just a lost cause

[hollow garden]

@west path they are adding a new romance for sorland!! 🤯

[hollow garden]

Ciara walda

[gilded harbor]

Guys y'know what is really fucking good? Poké

Poke and Pho is amazing

[frank latch]

I hate sushi

[west path]

thats

crazyh

[frank latch]

(I don't like seafood)

[waxen remnant]

Holy W

[west path]

name 2 american foods

[cunning niche]

Poké bowls are amazing

[west path]

why are you talking about international food arent you in cali

[gilded harbor]

Neither of those is sushi

[cunning niche]

Gumbo

[hollow garden]

I lied

[cunning niche]

And crawfish

[gilded harbor]

California Rolls

[waxen remnant]

isn't that a worldbox server member

[cunning niche]

Yes

[silent smelt]

@rose cape I AM UNPAUSING

BRO ARE OYU STUPID

ARE YOU DEADE

[wild mason]

Cowboy Caviar
Ambrosia Salad

[cunning niche]

@shut mulch How is Happy kalak doing

[frank latch]

bud

it's literally sushi

[silent smelt]

@rose cape btw how are you on version 0.1.2

and i am on version 0.1.8

[gilded harbor]

Sushi isn't just raw fish bud, at least not in the modern day

[frank latch]

I haven't had Pho yet
but I want to try it

[wild mason]

Does he know ?

[west path]

unreal

[silent smelt]

@rose cape youre a wek behind

[west path]

thats an animal

[cunning niche]

Emilia Clarke is my celebrity crush

[west path]

his fps might be fried

[frank latch]

Well
I've always known sushi as raw fish
even if that's not what it is

[midnight ocean]

Liver of fowls like chicken or duck is peak

[gilded harbor]

Salmon + Tuna + Shrimp with green onion garlic, onion flakes, etc with a Spicy Mayo 😍😍

[west path]

ok but have you had pig liver

[shut mulch]

Did he block you

[west path]

it is evil

[midnight ocean]

No

[cunning niche]

I dunno i didnt dm him

[gilded harbor]

Sushi contains raw fish

[west path]

try it

you must suffer

[frank latch]

well duh...

[midnight ocean]

Why are you telling me to try something bad

[west path]

actually it might taste good since certain people like it

[waxen remnant]

coleslaw lore

[west path]

its like really good if you can quickly wash out the aftertaste

[shut mulch]

I went to a sushi restaurant and they served me raw fish

[west path]

the aftertaste is what is horrid

[shut mulch]

Can’t believe this

[west path]

you get like 10 seconds of good food and 8 seconds of pure bitterness

[midnight ocean]

I lowkey might have had pig liver before now that I think of it but it might have been cow liver or some other thing

[waxen remnant]

cow liver is actually good

[hollow garden]

Racism

[waxen remnant]

pig liver is lethal

[hollow garden]

😔✊

[silent smelt]

amazting has left the game

[rose cape]

my game crashed

[west path]

THEN WHY IS PIG LIVER BAD

[rose cape]

thats crazy

[midnight ocean]

I remember liking it so yeah

[waxen remnant]

they're not the same animal 👽👽👽

[wild mason]

Who keeps ghost pinging me in general

[silent smelt]

you were 4 weeks behind on average

[shut mulch]

Liver and onions is a pretty good dish

[west path]

sorry but theyre both farm raised

[midnight ocean]

Eye wouldn’t eat pig liver because that would be cannibalism

[rose cape]

yeah i was really laggy

i might have to get a better pc

ngl

[waxen remnant]

wtf does that mean 😭 🙏

[midnight ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-pig-fat-pig-reincarnated-fat-pig-piggy-out-gif-16191771160011795933

[gilded harbor]

@west path do you like Curry Ketchup

[frank latch]

ah
yes
because they're raised on a farm
cow = pig

[rose cape]

it's about the 10

[west path]

yes

you'd assume they'd be fed similiar diets

[waxen remnant]

@frank tangle do you like cow liver

[west path]

and be bred for the taste and quality of their meat

[frank latch]

they aren't...

[gilded harbor]

That doesn't mean they are anything alike

[west path]

and how much there is

[midnight ocean]

They literally aren’t at all bruh what 👽

[waxen remnant]

pigs and cows have different diets

[rose cape]

@waxen remnant why are you campaigning for pig's rights 🤨

[waxen remnant]

im pretty sure pigs have it worse because they literally don't gaf as long as it's edible

[frank latch]

bro says he lives in rural poland
but I don't think he's actually ever gone outside

[midnight ocean]

Cows eat grass pigs eat a whole bunch of shit like ground up corn

[west path]

does this mean that you can get a bigmac flavored pig by feeding them exclusively big macs

[silent smelt]

my dreams of a victoria 3 mp game are becoming less and less real

[frank latch]

they eat a lot of scraps

[waxen remnant]

yeah

[rose cape]

my dreams of a game that doesnt use TEN GIGABYTES OF RAM are becoming less and less real

[frank latch]

and they'll basically eat anything you put in front of them

[waxen remnant]

10 WHAT

[west path]

caves of qud is waiting for you amaz

[midnight ocean]

10 gigs of ram what

[frank latch]

@waxen remnant you can confirm right?

[west path]

@midnight ocean we should try to get jarz to buy qud its almost as schizo as him

[waxen remnant]

yeah @shut mulch can confirm

[rose cape]

@frank tangle reference

[midnight ocean]

He wouldn’t like it and he doesn’t deserve to play it

[gilded harbor]

Guys

[midnight ocean]

The 10 real

[west path]

wtf do we have qud elitism now

[rose cape]

For me the 10

[gilded harbor]

Does anyone here play Project Sekkai

[waxen remnant]

caves of 10

[silent smelt]

@wild mason I have a dream where Discordians will not be judged by the color of their rank but by the content of their messages,

[rose cape]

,

[west path]

@midnight ocean would you play this

[midnight ocean]

@west path the dark calculus is actually The 10

[gilded harbor]

Okay tr*nsl*tor

[waxen remnant]

it would be too hard for the average player

[west path]

what is the 10

[rose cape]

true

[frank latch]

this is why you're heavily judged btw

[west path]

ok so i would ball

[midnight ocean]

The 10

[west path]

i love bashing my head in against the wall

its my favorite activity

[west path]

thats why i play caves of qud on classic

[wild mason]

Can we make asking for multiplayer Worldbox a bannable offense

[hollow garden]

I feel so bad for the guy talking rn

[midnight ocean]

This needs to be starred btw

[waxen remnant]

3mk crazy achievements vs 3mk_games rate

[west path]

yeah its the hardest

[rose cape]

3mk crazy achievements will always be the goat

[frank latch]

when are we gonna get multiplayer Worlbox?

[waxen remnant]

btw he had his memory wiped when he became 3mk game rate

[frank latch]

would like to play with Fish

[rose cape]

very sad story

[oak leaf]

Oh i remember 3mk

[rose cape]

you say it like he's dead 😭

[oak leaf]

He got banned

[rose cape]

WHAT

[brittle gust]

He will spawn pirrhanas everywhere...

[waxen remnant]

3mk crazy achievements:

[frank latch]

lightning bolts:

[rose cape]

i refuse to believe this

no he didnt

you're a liar

[oak leaf]

@frank tangle totally banned

Fr

[brittle gust]

@frank tangle

Yeah he's banned

[frank latch]

eraser:

[brittle gust]

:(

[rose cape]

RIP 😔 ✊

[brittle gust]

Name everything fishlandia and nothing will happen

[frank latch]

Orion

Idk how to spell stugan

uhh

uhhhhh

uhh

Idk

[frank latch]

I give up

[waxen remnant]

shit the more i look at caves of qud the more i want it

[rose cape]

you have been influenced by qevie and acnaq

[waxen remnant]

@shut mulch can U buy me this game

[midnight ocean]

It is peak

[rose cape]

they brainwashed you

@shut mulch can U buy me this game

[cunning niche]

I have it

[waxen remnant]

i got both to play sor so its a fair trade

[frank latch]

Amazting
do you have caves of qud?

[rose cape]

when are you buying this for me

[waxen remnant]

why are you in india

[shut mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-squirrel-gif-10948256155380406181

[cunning niche]

Check dms big boy

[rose cape]

im not

[rose cape]

nope

[brittle gust]

I kidnapped him

He's under my bed with his laptop, connected to my home internet

He's eating dosa made yesterday for dinner

[rose cape]

idli is better btw

[brittle gust]

Nah, they're both equal

[rose cape]

nope

idli solos

[brittle gust]

Both ate godly with sambar

[brittle gust]

Nah

[rose cape]

especially if it's made well

idli is the riskier dish

but also the better one

if you do it wrong it's dogshit

but if you do it right

it's one of the best foods

[brittle gust]

Dosa varieties are more than your social interaction buddy

[rose cape]

this is a low bar

[brittle gust]

Fair enough

[west path]

@wraith quarry you didnt finish your yap about the battle of the leyte gulf btw

😇

[brittle gust]

Dosa has more varieties than the number of days it takes for a WB update

[prisma flame]

Rimworld is the best game to ever be made

[rose cape]

❌

[prisma flame]

If rimworld ever has a multiplayer update it'll go mainstream

[brittle gust]

No

[rocky fractal]

Can someone send me the link to the world of things there with the characters?

[shut mulch]

@waxen remnant you versus 20 rock hyrax’s but you have a sword who wins

[brittle gust]

Is this related to worldbox

Or nah

[wraith quarry]

no i did

[rocky fractal]

Yes

[west path]

nope yap again

[brittle gust]

#🚑help-chat

[wraith quarry]

it ended in an american victory because even though the japanese were winning against american ships
The japanese fleet decided to not risk anymore and turned back

2 of the light carriers sunk but only one of them sunk due to the fleet.
the other was from a kamikaze

[west path]

WHY IS MY MINCECRAFT UPDATING

I WILL IMPLODE

AUGHHH

@wraith quarry have you used camels in mincecraft

or did you not bother

lowk i think they might be better than horses

[wraith quarry]

no

they're mid

[west path]

how though

they can carry chests and they're stupid fast

also i dont think they need saddles though i might have to check

[wraith quarry]

juse use a mule

[wraith quarry]

they do

and they aren't fast

a mule is much faster than a camel

at least a good mule

[west path]

oh right

mules exist

[rapid ibex]

Minecraft fell off so hard

They aren’t even trying to add interesting things anymore

It’s was peak when they added major mechanics and structures and biomes every update, but now it’s just cheap bullshit

[hollow garden]

@west path they picked my question!

As the first question

I love sordland devs

[silent smelt]

@waxen remnant thoughts on me being the new national geography? And no I am not being divebombed, those are the jets being sent to Ukraine.

Another video

[marsh lance]

Huuh

[hollow garden]

There is a Q&A

rn

[brittle gust]

The Dev's are literally scared to add large things

[hollow garden]

Why

Mojang absolutely can do better

But all they add is resins?

👽

[brittle gust]

One wrong step and they're going to have 30 million angry people—from toddlers to old men—on the door of their office in Sweden

[hollow garden]

The Devs lowkey fell off

[brittle gust]

Yeah they can

And that is their job— but they're too scared to do it

[wild mason]

I'm going to be real no matter what they do you'll whine.
You were spoilt by like 5 overhauls in a row and now that's become an expectation when not everything always needs an overhaul.

[brittle gust]

Yeah

It's time for a cooldown

[wild mason]

It seems right now they're more focused on polishing and parity

Like finally being able to pause on bedrock and actually implementing the bundle

[brittle gust]

Which is honestly a good decision if they plan to do things like getting chunks to load better and faster

In these smaller updates

[wild mason]

They also finally added shears stopping plants from growing to bedrock

This is great for builds

[brittle gust]

Would benefit me but all I've ever built is a dirt hole 😊

[west path]

WHAT

[brittle gust]

That's been there for ages

👽

[wild mason]

( it makes villagers less OP and ties sold enchantments to biomes

[elder arch]

Did you JUST update to 1.21

[wraith quarry]

the trade "balances" are stupid

dont turn it on

[wild mason]

" I want to be able to run my society on forced labor "

[west path]

no what

[west path]

i never do villager trades

buddy the majority of my mc playtime comes from 1.13

[elder arch]

Man i can’t wait when they add more functionality to the offhand! Only 5 years left!

[west path]

what

have you ever used offhand

[elder arch]

you can only use certain items in your offhand in bedrock

its not like you can use any item like on java

[prisma flame]

Why couldnt bedrock just add the 1.9 combat update

I actually like it more

At least it's something

[elder arch]

9/10 ragebait

[prisma flame]

Not ragebait minecraft combat is the worst part about the game

The combat update was mid but at least it's something

[elder arch]

also there is much slower regeneration for absolutely no reason other than to screw us over

why is this even a thing

[west path]

ok but the new minecraft content is so fire

[wraith quarry]

yes...

what is wrong with that

[prisma flame]

Nah new content doesn't change the fact that Minecraft is a terrible game

Why are there two people with Minecraft pfps here as I say this?

Including myself

[wraith quarry]

bedrock is garbage

[west path]

camels are based

they have a silly jump

[elder arch]

It’s alright, just has some annoying changes and no mod support

[wraith quarry]

their jump sucks

camels are useless

[elder arch]

But it is the same game

[wraith quarry]

it's not

bedrock is unplayable for me

[elder arch]

how so? isn’t it just minecraft

[wraith quarry]

it's just minecraft with none of the features i like

[elder arch]

Yeah true

[wraith quarry]

mojang was not cooking with bedrock and ill die on that hill

[elder arch]

And yet they’re trying to market it as the main version of the game

[prisma flame]

Java is garbage

The only reason it's popular is because multiplayer servers and tradition and community stayed

[west path]

why tf

can i not place a chest

on the camel

[fallow lark]

Java is the better game

Bedrocks Wither specifically is better

[wraith quarry]

somebody who's never had a computer:

[wraith quarry]

and also because it's superior

in almost every way

yall have color water and armor hands

and wither

that's it

that's all the advantages over java

[fallow lark]

Until bedrock lets you use shields without crouching and gives painted shields, it's never going to be a comparison

[prisma flame]

It isnt

Imo

But remember i despise Minecraft as a whole anyway

I think bedrock is more convenient and therefore better

It's far cleaner

[wraith quarry]

it's not

bedrock is clunky

has game breaking bugs

missing a lot of qol features

doesnt even have modding support

bedrock does have better performance but you could also just like idk get sodium and fix that

[noble cradle]

@west path QEVIE

DO I SEND TUSK TO PRISON

[west path]

yes

[prisma flame]

Better performance is an understatement idk why java even exists

Just move the features of java into bedrock

But Mojang is also insanely greedy with bedrock

People should protest

Boycott Minecraft

[noble cradle]

my run might be fucked but seeing walter tusk get his ass handed to him is too funny

[wraith quarry]

dont ever

[wraith quarry]

it's not

literally just get sodium if you want fps

or turn vsync off

[prisma flame]

Missing the point

[wraith quarry]

no?

[prisma flame]

Sodium is a bandaid patch

Just fix the fundamental issue

And boom

Done

[wraith quarry]

mojang could do that

[prisma flame]

Allow modding and freeness

[wraith quarry]

but you're asking too much of them

[prisma flame]

Mojang is a stupid corporation

Overrated and too popular

Lazy and evil

[wraith quarry]

but saying bedrock is better is just dead wrong

[prisma flame]

Cross platform

Easier multiplayer

Better

[wraith quarry]

cross platform not a benefit

and not easier multiplayer

[elder arch]

was mojang before they got bought by microsoft good?

[wraith quarry]

it was okay...

not perfect

but better than it is

[prisma flame]

Insane statement

[prisma flame]

It is though

[wraith quarry]

never talk to me if you think dealing with mobiles is a good thing

[wraith quarry]

how

[prisma flame]

It is a good thing

[wraith quarry]

what about it is easier than java

[prisma flame]

You can just play with your friends instantly

[wraith quarry]

it's not, mobile players are useless

[prisma flame]

That's very good

[west path]

what

[wraith quarry]

okay i do agree LAN is easier on bedrock

but

not worth it

not worth losing everything good about java

[prisma flame]

There's not much better about java because Minecraft is fundamentally a mid game

[wraith quarry]

there is a lot better about java

for example

there ar eno glitched

where you can literally just die randomly

[west path]

how do skulk catalysts work

[wraith quarry]

mob spawning isn't scuffed

[wraith quarry]

if mob dies within range, the xp makes it spread sculk

[prisma flame]

The only big thing better about java is redstone

Idk why bedrock redstone is random

That's stupid

[wraith quarry]

fighting:

[elder arch]

if sculk spread on it’s own very slowly that would be cool

[prisma flame]

Fighting yeah

[wraith quarry]

also reliability

mods

[prisma flame]

All it takes is to move the combat update to bedrock

[wraith quarry]

a lot more freedom from mojang

[prisma flame]

Idk why they didn't

[wraith quarry]

and nothing is locked behind paywalls

[prisma flame]

Stoopid concept

[wraith quarry]

buying java is the only paywall

once you have it you can do anything u want

[west path]

ok thats crazy

why would you need this though

[wraith quarry]

a lot of people use it as xp banks

yk, kill mobs in your grinder today and get the xp tomorrow when your tools are damaged

though ngl it's not the most useful outside of that

[elder arch]

it can store XP?

[prisma flame]

It makes skulk naturally spread

Cool feature

Btw ripoff and worse version of terraria

Mojang cant even come up with anything original smh

[west path]

??

[elder arch]

it does not spread on its own btw

[west path]

this is ragebait

[prime compass]

Boxing

[west path]

@waxen remnant why do you let bookish live in this server

[prisma flame]

It's sarcasm

Buddy

It's SARCASM omg

[prime compass]

Ragebait

[prisma flame]

Ok but mojang should ripoff terraria and make a spreading biome

[wraith quarry]

yes

[prisma flame]

Except Minecraft worlds are stupidly infinite it's dumb

[elder arch]

ok this is a good idea in theory but not in practice

[prisma flame]

You know what guys

[wraith quarry]

this guy hates the concept of exploration and sandbox

[prisma flame]

Just play terraria

Perfect game

[elder arch]

Finally something he says that isn’t ragebait

[prisma flame]

Minecraft isn't even interesting though that's the problem

People always praise it just for having a 3d world

Most of your enjoyment comes from things in spite of the game

[wraith quarry]

this is ragebait

[prisma flame]

Im not kidding

[wraith quarry]

it used to be

[prisma flame]

It's a dull and lazy game

[west path]

i still dont know how to artifically spawn wardens

like cause the shrieker to spawn them in a self-made skulk biome

[wraith quarry]

it used to be better when there were fewer blocks and it was more difficult to survive

i miss the old days

[wraith quarry]

shriekers u place down dont work

[prisma flame]

Imagine a game like Minecraft with its multiplayer... but NOT bad

Like a kingdom game with actual functions and society

[west path]

does a spawned in shrieker work

[elder arch]

Like are you talking about Beta

[wraith quarry]

this guy is dumb

[frank tangle]

Hello 👋

[west path]

no hes a ragebaiter

same thing

though

[prisma flame]

People say this when no one agrees

[wraith quarry]

even like 1.0-1.12 is better

[noble cradle]

the new combat system, harder mobs, and more mobs make it harder

idk what youre tlaking about

[prisma flame]

But literally every time other people agree, it's suddenly not bait

[wraith quarry]

yeah sorry but every single mob is a cakewalk

[prisma flame]

This is proof that you're an actual hivemind and proves this mean

Meme

[noble cradle]

compared to what it used to be?

[elder arch]

1.9-1.12 is kind of like a transitional period from old to modern Minecraft imo

[wraith quarry]

your opinions are so unfathomably unintelligent and dumb it's hard to think you're not ragebait

[wraith quarry]

it was still better then

[prisma flame]

It's unintelligent because you said so therefore ragebait?

Ok bro

[noble cradle]

your opinions are so unfathomably unintelligent and dumb it's hard to think you're not ragebait

[noble cradle]

bait

[wraith quarry]

bait

[prisma flame]

Minecraft isn't a good sandbox game, isn't a good rpg, and isn't a good survival game.

There's literally nothing it does well

And I'm a Minecraft STAN

[noble cradle]

ark is a better survival game

[wraith quarry]

you have never even tried to build or do anything sandboxy have you

survival and rpg understandable

tho

minecraft never pretends to be an RPG

so idk why u mention that

[prisma flame]

It has bosses

Idk why they even exist

[prime compass]

We still hate you

[noble cradle]

I rp as Herobrine and abduct baby villagers

[prime compass]

Uhhh

[wraith quarry]

public multiplayer was never meant to act like a society or kingdom

[prisma flame]

I never said it has to

[wraith quarry]

so dont go into servers looking for something there never was

[elder arch]

there’s 2 (assuming bosses are the ones with the health bars on the top)

[noble cradle]

its based btw

[wraith quarry]

you did

[prisma flame]

I said imagine a game with minecraft sandboxy elements that also are better designed to kingdoms / societies in multiplayer fashion

That'd be like a peak game

[wraith quarry]

stop saying kingdoms/societies

[prisma flame]

They're different

[wraith quarry]

it has nothing to do with mc

[prisma flame]

Bro

[west path]

??

you can form those in MC...

[prisma flame]

I'm not saying minecraft should be that

[wraith quarry]

but by mentioning it u are

[prisma flame]

You can imagine to but my point is imagine a game where there's actual systems to support it

[wraith quarry]

u can't use it as a critique and then say "well it shouldnt be like that"

[prisma flame]

How

[west path]

???

[prisma flame]

Thats an unrelated topic

[west path]

using systems to enforce a kingdom is stupid

[prisma flame]

Im not saying this to critique Minecraft

[west path]

does not even make sense

[prisma flame]

Actually no

Literally all servers do this

[wraith quarry]

@prisma flame go back to playing HOI4

[prisma flame]

Basic claim systems for example

That's all it took

[west path]

You are..

#🎲game-room message

[wraith quarry]

you literally are

[prisma flame]

Minecraft not bad would mean a different game

[west path]

so yes minecraft multiplayer can support kingdoms

[prime compass]

@prisma flame could you...get banned

[prisma flame]

Im not trying to givr constructive criticism because i dont think you can fix minecraft

[west path]

?? you are still critiquing the game

what

you are just plain stupid bruh

[west path]

THERES NOTHING TO FIX

ITS A GOOD GAME

😭

[prisma flame]

The point was to imagine a sandbox game that had kingdom like elements to it

[wraith quarry]

@prisma flame this is why everybody thinks you're ragebaiting
because your logic does not exist when you voice an opinion

[west path]

you can like.. just do that in regular minecraft

kingdoms are community driven

[prisma flame]

But see that's just imagination

[west path]

using systems to uphold allat makes it worthless

[wraith quarry]

but that's not what multiplayer mc was ever intended to do

[west path]

buddy???????????????????????

[prisma flame]

That doesn't mean the game is good, it just means players are good at using their imagination

[west path]

no my brother in christ

[prisma flame]

Ok listen

[west path]

they literally perfectly replicate

[silent smelt]

@wraith quarry @west path how it feels seeing you yap

[prisma flame]

Forget about Minecraft for a moment

[west path]

how a regular ass kingdom

worked

[wraith quarry]

you can't go to a game that has Y features expecting X features
then saying it's bad when it doesnt have x features

[wheat aspen]

that's not minecraft at all

[prisma flame]

Imagine a kingdom multiplayer game with sandbox elements

[wheat aspen]

yk what that sounds like

WORLDBOX

[prisma flame]

Im not trying to say it is 😭

[prisma flame]

Real

[wraith quarry]

false equivalency

[wheat aspen]

WORLDBOX ON OP

[prime compass]

W jarz moment

[wheat aspen]

TOP

[prisma flame]

???

Explain

[wraith quarry]

you're trying to introduce a false equivalent to make your point seem less stupid

[noble cradle]

minecraft if you could make boats bigger than a row boat 💔

[prisma flame]

No, you just added your own interpretation

Im not trying to defend the point

[wraith quarry]

no...

[prisma flame]

Im saying to forget about the Minecraft discussion

[wraith quarry]

that is literally what u said

[prisma flame]

Literally

Like literally forget about it

[wraith quarry]

no

[prisma flame]

Im not making you go into a hypothetical right now

👽

[wraith quarry]

okay this dude is just trolling

[prisma flame]

Just accused me of shit i didn't do

What are you on?

Anyway

If there was a sandbox kingdom game with a good multiplayer community that would be cool

[waxen remnant]

thankfully i can critic minecraft without getting called a troll

[elder arch]

One Hour One Life is like this

[waxen remnant]

when are we playing midpixel again

[prisma flame]

Exactly

But it's not that sandboxy

I mean more sandbox

[wheat aspen]

besides you could just join a factions server if you're looking for that kind of gameplay

guess which version almost every single factions server is hosted on 🤔

[prisma flame]

I think project zomboid is actually a game that could make it work with mods

[wraith quarry]

you contradict your own points and act like you're correct

[wraith quarry]

exactly

[elder arch]

let me guess, 1.8?

[wheat aspen]

java

[prisma flame]

No you accused me of false equivalency on the basis that I was saying to forget about Minecraft to defend my point, when in actuality i literally meant it

[wheat aspen]

not specific like numbered versions

[prisma flame]

You're just trying too hard

[elder arch]

i thought u meant the game version 😭😭😭

[wraith quarry]

bro you are forgetting we were literally talking about minecraft

you can't be serious

[prisma flame]

And I wanted us to stop because it was going nowhere

So i could talk about the topic i just did

[wraith quarry]

don't change points and acting like its the same argument

[prisma flame]

👽

[prisma flame]

What

I wanted to STOP talking about it

[wheat aspen]

bedrock has:

• worse multiplayer
• worse modding scene
• heart attacks
• no tnt duplication

[prisma flame]

That's like the whole point

Of not talking about something

[elder arch]

heart attacks???

what

[wheat aspen]

the only serious points are the first two

[marsh lance]

Unfortunate

[wheat aspen]

omg wait have you seen the bug where people just die for no reason

[marsh lance]

When terraria crossplay comes im assembling the gang

Wait

HOLY SHIT

TERRARIA MW

[prisma flame]

Mainstream

Peak

[noble cradle]

it also gets updates about 87 months slower

[wheat aspen]

like they just take fall damage and die

for no reason

[marsh lance]

I KEEP CRANKING OUT THE GOATS

[prisma flame]

Terraria is a perfect game I'll die on this hill

[marsh lance]

OHHH MY GOD!

THIS SHIT PEAK

[noble cradle]

terraria is unironically ass

[elder arch]

I have but you didn’t have to word it as a heart attack 😭😭

[wraith quarry]

ong

[prisma flame]

Opinion disregarded

[wheat aspen]

that's what it is be fr 😭

[elder arch]

I tried doing this but it never actually got hosted

[prisma flame]

Change your persona back to parader

[marsh lance]

Now everyone, before you kill him, he is entitled to have an opinion

[prisma flame]

Stop being ted cruz

[wraith quarry]

now this is ragebait

[wheat aspen]

false

[noble cradle]

it really isnt

[wheat aspen]

it's good but it's def not perfect

[marsh lance]

No i mean like, outside of terraria

[noble cradle]

it was a waste of 10$

[marsh lance]

On a map

Based on terraria lore

[noble cradle]

i barely got an hour on it

[prisma flame]

Buddy

How do you judge a game

When you only have an hour in it

[elder arch]

so like on a map of a terraria world? this seems stupid

[marsh lance]

Noo no no

OUTSIDE of terraria

Loke

Like

In a mw style

[prisma flame]

I unironically think terraria is a perfect video game and it's for multiple reasons

[wheat aspen]

please apply at ign for the game reviewer position they will welcome you with open arms

[noble cradle]

it did not hook me

[marsh lance]

Like a mw based on terraria lore

[elder arch]

Have you even gotten past hardmode

[noble cradle]

terraria has like no objective, most of my time was stuck in a cave

[prisma flame]

This is not true

[noble cradle]

i got into a minecart and got a blow dart gun

[prisma flame]

It has insane objective

[noble cradle]

thats like the only notable thing

[marsh lance]

(He didnt get past pre-hardmode)

[prisma flame]

I think you just missed the point

Minecraft doesn't have a single objective

[noble cradle]

what point

[prisma flame]

That's like the worst argument to make

[wheat aspen]

one that's hard to find on your own for like 90% of players

[elder arch]

you need to collect ores, make armour, defeat bosses, that is literally the goal of the game

[wheat aspen]

that's one of the biggest issues

[noble cradle]

minecraft is a massive sandbox and i never defined it

[prisma flame]

Which is the point

It isn't a completely linear rpg

[noble cradle]

bosses?

[wheat aspen]

it's THE wiki game

[elder arch]

OH MY GOD HE DOESN’T KNOW

[prisma flame]

The entire game is about bosses

[noble cradle]

Tfym bosses i could barely construct my wooden hut

[wheat aspen]

not the point im making i think you're missing something

[prisma flame]

You don't HAVE to look at the wiki though

I think the wiki existing gives the game a bad rep

[wheat aspen]

you will struggle immensely without it

[noble cradle]

i didnt even know there was ore

[prisma flame]

I disagree

[noble cradle]

or thats a lie i found like 2

copper and something

[elder arch]

ok if u are considering playing the game again please look at the wiki
you clearly do not know what you are doing

[prisma flame]

The game's world completely changes at a certain point

[noble cradle]

WHAT????

[wheat aspen]

how long did it take you to figure out how to build a valid house? without the wiki?

[prisma flame]

It's a progression based game

[elder arch]

Or at LEAST speak to the guide

[noble cradle]

what are you talking about

[prisma flame]

I never used the wiki so idk

[prisma flame]

Multiple times actually

[noble cradle]

wdym valid house?

[wraith quarry]

uhh yeah that isnt true

[noble cradle]

bro what>

[wheat aspen]

🧢

[prisma flame]

I didn't though...

[wraith quarry]

wiki is absolutely required to progress

[wheat aspen]

the houses you make can be eligible for NPCs to move in

[noble cradle]

theres npcs????

[prisma flame]

The only time I used the wiki was when there was the glitter lake update and it kept getting moved

[wheat aspen]

if you build them to like bare minimum requirements

[prisma flame]

But it's probably fixed now

[wheat aspen]

bro is trolling 🦅

wrong bird

[noble cradle]

im really not

[elder arch]

i saw a video on how new players wouldn’t know anything about what to do when first playing terraria without a wiki.
it is absolutely needed for progression, you cannot figure everything out on your own

[wheat aspen]

fml

[prisma flame]

Yes you build a base and npcs join

Multiple

[wraith quarry]

@noble cradle trolling is against the rules

[prisma flame]

You buy things from them

They can die

[wraith quarry]

yep

[noble cradle]

Im not trolling 😭

[prisma flame]

They do stuffs

[west path]

@wraith quarry holy shit mules are based

[noble cradle]

(its not)

[wraith quarry]

it literally is

[west path]

caves of plud reference?

[wraith quarry]

@waxen remnant confirm

[prisma flame]

Btw to summon the boss you have to beat to change the world entirely (hard mode), you have to sacrifice your guide in lava

[noble cradle]

its only for like the really low ranks whos sole purpose is here to troll and contribute nothing of value

• not trolling

[prisma flame]

With a voodoo doll

[noble cradle]

smartest fish moment

[wraith quarry]

nope

[elder arch]

To find lots of lava make sure to dig as far down as possible

[noble cradle]

average

[wheat aspen]

i lowkey have 500 hours on terraria and have not beaten all the mech bosses in a playthrough

[wraith quarry]

also make sure to not wear any armor

armor makes you more vulnerable to stuff

fr

[west path]

@wraith quarry thank you fish for telling me about mules

[noble cradle]

all i know is terraria had like cthulu or something because a

[wraith quarry]

🙏

[noble cradle]

friends obssesed with it

[west path]

i now know about the best creature for moving cargo

[prisma flame]

I have like 200+ hours and I beat up moon lord

[wheat aspen]

literally because without the wiki it's near impossible to decipher what to do next

[prisma flame]

But it was a duo playthrough

[noble cradle]

ok wait i think ive heard of moon lord

isnt he like

a wierd guy with a tentacle face

and hes white

[wheat aspen]

im willing to bet your friend knew what he was doing bc of the wiki

[wraith quarry]

well that's not the issue for me, the guide can give you hints to the next step

my issue

[wheat aspen]

and you followed along

[wraith quarry]

is the gear and potions i need

[prisma flame]

Not really we didn't use the wiki

[wheat aspen]

wasn't always the case

[prisma flame]

But remember guys i carried (please believe me)

[wraith quarry]

but let me guess

you already knew basically everything about terraria?

you watched videos

tutorials

playthroughs

[noble cradle]

ok i dont think ill play terraria again and i kinda knew it was a wiki game but wiki games are very

alien

[wraith quarry]

challenges

[wheat aspen]

exactly

[elder arch]

i watched a LOT of terraria videos before even playing the game

[wheat aspen]

ion wanna look up how to do shit i want to play the fucking game

[wraith quarry]

same

[marsh lance]

Thats the biggest and mostly only problem i had with terraria

[noble cradle]

exactly

[prisma flame]

I grew up watching stampylongnose play terraria

[noble cradle]

i try to go into most games blind

[wraith quarry]

yep

[elder arch]

i think it helped me get into it, i think all new players should do this

[wraith quarry]

that's the big ringer

[marsh lance]

I bought a copy of zelda windwaker and it turned out to be terraria

I went in blind

[wraith quarry]

you didnt need the wiki because you already got the info

[marsh lance]

I thought the corruption devourer enemy was the eater of worlds and it freaked me out

[west path]

@wraith quarry actually can llamas keep up with a mule

[elder arch]

“Where’s zelda? And why am i in a strange 2D world”

[west path]

since i have plans to use llamas + donkey to transport cargo

[wraith quarry]

prior to my current playthrough, the only terraria experience i had was on mobile and i thought skeletron was the final boss back then

[marsh lance]

Literally

But i didnt need the wiki

It woulda helped but damn

[noble cradle]

bro what is this thing

[marsh lance]

They really do not hold your hand

[wraith quarry]

idk

[prisma flame]

Even though i think terraria is a near perfect game, rimworld is by far my favorite

[wraith quarry]

mid

[noble cradle]

i havent played java in a solid 2-4 years

[marsh lance]

Rimworld my goat

[wraith quarry]

bundles are mid

[noble cradle]

only legacy console

[west path]

they dont

cooked

[prisma flame]

Rimworld is special

No one touches rimworld

[wraith quarry]

@west path if you think mules are fast, try horses

[prisma flame]

The only real flaw is that it's overpriced

[wraith quarry]

but they cant do chests

[west path]

ive used horses buddy

i have a plan for TPMC

[wraith quarry]

oh

[west path]

nomad explorer

[wraith quarry]

bruh still thinks he's getting in

[west path]

switch between main base and frontier bases

[marsh lance]

Rimworld
Pros: colonists do EXACTLY what you tell them to do
Cons: colonists do EXACTLY what you tell them to do

[elder arch]

what is TPMC

[prisma flame]

Can we just appreciate how terraria has remained only like 5-10 dollars?

[wraith quarry]

not public

[west path]

i must remain delusional

[frank latch]

GUH

[prisma flame]

That's kinda insane

[wraith quarry]

dont worry about it

[west path]

also it gives me something to think about in school buddy

[frank latch]

I shouldn't have said anything about TPMC

[wraith quarry]

idiot

[frank latch]

now it's spreading like a myth

or legend

[west path]

i will get in

[frank latch]

it ain't even that interesting

[west path]

i must be a nomad who trades illegally on the server

[elder arch]

You can’t hide the secret worldbox minecraft server from me

[frank latch]

the server's mostly dead

[west path]

this is why you need to invite all the game roomians in

[frank latch]

me and 2 other people (not including Fish cus he doesn't play either) regularly play on the server now

[west path]

we will breathe life into it

[noble cradle]

WHY IS THERE SO MANY CREEPERS

[frank latch]

all I see is gunpowder

(profit)

[wraith quarry]

building structures shaped like certain body parts is not breathing life into it

[noble cradle]

minecraft if you could make muskets:

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

buddy ive already planned out what ill be doing on the server

i have it set in great detail

[frank latch]

Qevie will help me rise to power

and I will restore TPMC to it's former and rightful glory

[west path]

i was bored in school so i decided to cook up how i will participate in the server

[wraith quarry]

the issue alpha is that if we let you join
you'll share the Ip with other people

and suddenly the server is no longer safe

[rapid ibex]

[west path]

real

[frank latch]

the server is whitelisted anyway

[wraith quarry]

ah

[west path]

bro thinks ill remember this 🤣

[frank latch]

I think

[wraith quarry]

let qevie in then fr

[west path]

i aint remembering numbers blawg

[wraith quarry]

i want to murder qevie

[west path]

they too numbery

[wraith quarry]

i crave his blood

[frank latch]

It's a custom IP

[west path]

i will escape before you will kill me

[west path]

nevermind i will probably remember that

[prisma flame]

I like rimworld so much that

I forgot what i was gonna say

[elder arch]

cant you like save IPs

[west path]

should i tell you my ultimate plan

[west path]

in the server tab yeah

[frank latch]

but regardless
there's bureaucracy that has to happen for you to join

[rapid ibex]

We need to make a private WorldBox server for the cool high ranks

[west path]

this is why i should tell you my plan so you can advocate for me amen

[prisma flame]

I'll get in one day...

[rapid ibex]

Like the original one but better

[noble cradle]

sailing lifestyle is my goat minecraft

[west path]

i have quite a silly shtick that i wanna do

[prisma flame]

Ok pirater

[rapid ibex]

Same man

[waxen remnant]

that game is so mid oh my lord

[wraith quarry]

i have quite a silly sword that i wanna stab u with

[noble cradle]

tru

[waxen remnant]

also yeah trolling to an extent is bad

[west path]

die

[rapid ibex]

It is now

[prisma flame]

Based

[frank latch]

anything is better than the original server

[west path]

i will build CAS

you will suffer

[wraith quarry]

you fool

i am the CAS god

[rapid ibex]

I mean the one before the current

[noble cradle]

yes but to an extent and i wasnt trolling

[wraith quarry]

i control CAS and CAS alone

[frank latch]

you don't have any gear on TPMC

[wraith quarry]

wrong

i stole some stuff

[rapid ibex]

Private but anyone with a rank who asked could join

[waxen remnant]

i knōw

[frank latch]

real

[west path]

so would you bring yourself to shoot down a p-51

[waxen remnant]

I mean such as joining the server and spamming gore type trolling

[wraith quarry]

yes

[waxen remnant]

(not trolling btw that's against the law)

[wraith quarry]

i've shot down many

[west path]

EVIL

[rapid ibex]

P-51s are kinda ass in my opinion

Like