🎲game-room

[hollow garden]

He is an opportunist

[west path]

i literally helped them deal with an extremist kolothist rebellion

[hollow garden]

he has no principles fish

[west path]

you say this as if though Quatai didn't exist

[prime compass]

@west path you hosta

[wraith quarry]

i thought you had principles though 😔

[hollow garden]

I'm an opportunist too

[prime compass]

?!?!

[frank latch]

the east is filled with Hypocrisy

[hollow garden]

[hollow garden]

He Is hosting soon I think

[wraith quarry]

westerner speaking:

[frank latch]

🤫

[hollow garden]

Was this group kolothist ISIS

or what was it

[frank latch]

hey
I upheld the Gentlemen Accords as long as I could

[west path]

never denied im one either

[wraith quarry]

sorta but for kolothism

[west path]

now can we hug

[prime compass]

NOW

@west path hosta NOW

[hollow garden]

@west path why did you oppose them 😔✊

[wraith quarry]

they wanted to make sitoa a kolothic state

[frank latch]

^ That's where I draw the line btw

do not mess with my allies

[west path]

I need to keep my allies close

[wraith quarry]

alpha didnt do that

btw

[hollow garden]

Isn't siota a CAST nation

[frank latch]

Ik

[west path]

and also like

They were an extremist group

[frank latch]

but any Kolothist crusade against Sitoa will be intervened

[west path]

killing thousands

for pointless bloodshed

[hollow garden]

Huh damn

[frank latch]

@wraith quarry why was I never informed of this?

[hollow garden]

I suppose there are some lines to spreading kolothism

[wraith quarry]

errrr

[hollow garden]

If the group won a closer aligned government to you would have been created tho

[west path]

I dont think a majority uprising would be that bloody

[prime compass]

Plssss hosta

[west path]

Im all for justice

[hollow garden]

(liar)

[west path]

does allowing bloodshed to transpire

sound

just

[noble cradle]

Yes

[west path]

Quatai may have been my folly but i will still bitterly fight to ensure no proxy state is created

[wraith quarry]

no, but a war invading them to install a government they just deposed would

[hollow garden]

Why are you bringing Quatai to this 👽

[hollow garden]

Based parader

[west path]

isn't that what you're commenting on

👽

[hollow garden]

No

[noble cradle]

@west path snap out of it come back to us you have a mw to host

[hollow garden]

I mean generally

[noble cradle]

Your illusions aren't real

[west path]

Glory to the holy empire

[hollow garden]

Real

[west path]

i live in Eseron irl

[frank latch]

rip the Holy Empire btw

[prime compass]

Ok I hosta

[wraith quarry]

brainrot map war

[noble cradle]

Ok I hosta

[noble cradle]

Nipe

[west path]

I need to keep you guys hungry

[hollow garden]

Ok I hosta

[west path]

The critters cannot be satisfied

[noble cradle]

QEVIEEEEEE

[prime compass]

Guys @wraith quarry is banned from any Future belemin mw

[noble cradle]

Guys @wraith quarry is banned from any Future mw

[prime compass]

🤫🧏

[elder arch]

I need to sleep bro

Just host already

[west path]

what time is it

for you

[noble cradle]

Move to amerina

[elder arch]

I pulled an all nighter just to attend the second session

[prime compass]

@west path fucking host nöw

[wraith quarry]

W

[west path]

insane

Ok give me like 5 minutes to prep this

[noble cradle]

@west path fucking host nöw

[prime compass]

Youre so mean

@west path save jehos

[wraith quarry]

now you know how i felt

[west path]

bro doesnt even know about the kidnapping

[elder arch]

I could have like slept, but i don’t wanna miss a session

[prime compass]

Shush

[prime compass]

This is real

[west path]

the addiction is real

ok

[noble cradle]

His order kinda abandoned him

🉐

[west path]

Me hosta

The tales of new lands are no longer just tales. Sailors report the southerners attempting to swim back to their continents, with them reportedly saying they wish to see their ancestral land. Many questions are asked by the people of the old world, albeit, answers have not yet come.

[prime compass]

@west path
Divide the Agency into 12 divisions, each with 100 men and will be led by 1 Commander
A Commander is someone who is extremely well versed in combat and I trust fully
Exchange a Parent-Child sake cup with each Commander, making them and the men under their control my sons
The Beleian Grand Fleet will be formed

[west path]

(southern new world unlocked for exploration)

[frank latch]

@west path expand north

[west path]

true

[noble cradle]

Have we discovered any of our special project stuff yet

[prime compass]

Shut

[west path]

@prime compass I need you... to ping le horde

[prime compass]

Why me..

@elder arch

[elder arch]

Im here

Mf

[prime compass]

@hollow garden @fallen cipher @noble cradle

[west path]

Yeah you've discovered that this invisible thing can be made out of water 😱

[prime compass]

Uhhh

@cunning niche

@wild mason

[prime compass]

@brittle gust

[prime compass]

@west path is this W successful

[west path]

yes

theres really nothing to say about it

[prime compass]

Yaya

I have 1.2k sons!

[west path]

@frank latch 😱 what have you done

[prime compass]

@west path any news on my group in the purple?

@wraith quarry

[west path]

They've returned, badly battered and bruised. They do however tell of a relic. A garland resting in the far reaches of the region, guarded by the roughest terrain they've ever crossed. They were unfortunately not able to recover it, and 7 fell in the investigation.

[prime compass]

Damn...

A father should not see his sons die!

@west path news on the 3 groups in the blue nation

[noble cradle]

@brittle gust

[west path]

No reports.

they're back

but no news

[prime compass]

Hm

Alr

@west path send 2 New groups, 10 in each group, to the south, the New World!
Take 3 Commanders and head to the purple Region.
Tend to the wounded

[west path]

Yeah uhm

[prime compass]

💔

[west path]

@prime compass They sunk and DIED due to high tide

[prime compass]

Oh

Nvm

Do the other 2 actions

[west path]

You arrive to discover the place twisted. Not quite as glamorous as you'd envisioned.

[west path]

u cant just retcon that

you lost 20 sons 😱

[prime compass]

💔

[west path]

It seems that ghosts lurk about, and every inch of soil is hostile to you.

[prime compass]

They died for a reason

@west path try to connect with the ghosts via the force

[west path]

to no avail

[prime compass]

Order my Commanders to stay close and be wary of their surroundings

[west path]

@prime compass One commander has gotten stung by a thorned bramble plant. Their leg swelling up and being given a purplish hue.

[prime compass]

Can I cast a spell to heal

Pls

[west path]

To... no avail.

[noble cradle]

@west path is there any jungle areas ?

Just anywhere

That we know of

[prime compass]

Carry him out?

[west path]

reportedly in the far south

not in the old world

[west path]

The purple seems to recede back.

[elder arch]

Wait

@west path what biome am i in

[prime compass]

@west path leave the purple region

[noble cradle]

Where did the survivors land ?

[west path]

mediterranean climate

[noble cradle]

England

[west path]

qhar

i forgo which survivors

[noble cradle]

The survivors of the south

Who swam

Or smth

[west path]

they landed in Verti, Faruqis and Kh'wal

That was before the continent got fractured

[noble cradle]

Reach out to the verti ones

[noble cradle]

What continent 😨

[prime compass]

@west path ask the wounded about the garland

[west path]

There are already some which are in your crew

[prime compass]

@noble cradle a relic destroyed the southern continent

[west path]

primarily the amphibious lizardmen

[west path]

far south one

[noble cradle]

Ask them about the southern lands and how they reached the old world

[west path]

and one elf whos primarily just been your guys shaman

and studying your magical abilities

[vital latch]

@west path I'm going to kill you for not pinging me...

[prime compass]

@west path pls Action

[wraith quarry]

how come star wars kept sending out flop after flop

after flop

and then

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @west path Search for something interesting to mess with

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 9

[west path]

They reached them in city-sized boats, similar to the ones that the Verti attempted to use to reach your cove.

[west path]

you find a field of really odd sentient plants

[noble cradle]

What did they use to properly and turn

[wraith quarry]

made a preqel about the supporting characeter nobody remembers in Rogue one

and made it

the best

star wars

show

[prime compass]

@west path what do my wounded sons say about the garland

[wraith quarry]

to date

[west path]

@noble cradle Rathi traders have reached your land

[prime compass]

AAAA

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Dolphin noises
Attempt to shake one of their hands with one of my legs

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 19

[prime compass]

3 parader actions 0 belemin actions

[west path]

They used spirits to steer the boats

[prime compass]

Rigged mw fr 💔

[west path]

That practice is now dead, since they have left their continent.

[west path]

They tell you that it seems to have been corrupting the place with some kind of dark energy.

[noble cradle]

Keep an eye on them but let them trade snd stuff

[west path]

True

[noble cradle]

Offer them a single one of our special project

[west path]

Yeah you just accidentally eat it since they were hostile to you

[prime compass]

@west path focus on rebuilding houses and farms destroyed in the war
I alone will go to the purple region

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Loud dolphin noises that roughly translate to "You evil vile creatures"
Use the power of the sentient plants to make a coat of hard grass around my body for protection.

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 8

[west path]

also they were guarding a really nice looking root

that seems rather mystical

[vital latch]

Eat it

Now

[prime compass]

Pls action

[west path]

i did

[prime compass]

Yay

[west path]

@prime compass You enter into the region, its geometry twisted to something that you don't recognize.

It is not the same as it was last time.

But, the purplish hue remains.

[prime compass]

It seems the dark power alters it

[west path]

@prime compass so uhm

cosmic just ate a relic

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/analog-horror-mandela-catalogue-meme-caption-funny-gif-24614703

[prime compass]

What the fuck cosmic

[vital latch]

yummers

[west path]

you gain permanent plant manipulation

[prime compass]

Fuck is wrong with you..

[west path]

and poison resistance

[prime compass]

@west path try and connect with the garlangs spirit via force

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Dolphin noises as I attempt to use this power to create more dolphin horse grass babies

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 10

[west path]

It is a spirit of malice; an outcast not too dissimilar to you.

[prime compass]

Cosmic yöu suck 💔

[west path]

You managed to grow 2.

[prime compass]

What does that mean

[west path]

its a sith

[elder arch]

@west path read dms

[prime compass]

Try and get closer to it

[west path]

Its location seems to be constantly shifting.

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Now find a city and more specifically find a vacant building

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 18

[west path]

You cannot pinpoint where it will be.

[west path]

You discover the merchant settlement of Iorwma

[elder arch]

What nation is it in

[prime compass]

@west path try and talk to it via force

[west path]

Verti

its their second largest city

behind the capital

[elder arch]

Is that mine, i haven’t been keeping track

[prime compass]

No

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Walk up to a random person and try using dolphin noises to convey "You're invited to my victory party."

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 16

[west path]

during the rebuilding phase of the Beleian massacre, they had more people than the capital.

[west path]

no

[west path]

they agree to go with you

😱

@noble cradle btw venus basically wasted the special project

they got

[noble cradle]

Ok well it was just 1 of it

[west path]

it does not talk

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Find a building that's currently empty and start dancing with the dolphin horse babies and Joey

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 16

[west path]

@noble cradle Jehos is on the brink of starvation

[noble cradle]

@west path attempt to create a copper iron alloy to start reinforcing the mainly wooden hull of our ships with

[vital latch]

(I'm going refer to my friend as Joey)

[west path]

this dance is actually an ancient ritual that turns Joey into a plant person

[balmy epoch]

joey is a new name and wouldn’t exist in these times.

[west path]

many resources are wasted, and this fails to bear fruit.

[balmy epoch]

stfu venus i’m trying to annoy cosmic specifically

[elder arch]

“STOP HAVING FUN!”

[noble cradle]

Dang

Oh well

[west path]

why is banan not here

[vital latch]

I hope you accidentally trip while standing on the golden gate bridge

[west path]

he was meant to be apart of the new world exploration

[noble cradle]

@west path let me go on a pirate raid with my new weapons and better equipped troops

[balmy epoch]

don’t you live on a homeless encampment on it

[west path]

o

[noble cradle]

No verti ships tho

[noble cradle]

O

º

[prime compass]

@west path venture deeper into the region

[noble cradle]

Œ

[vital latch]

,roll 20 Dolphin noises that roughly translate to "WELCOME TO OUR COMMUNION BROTHER!"
Leave everyone else to keep partying leave the house find a butcher and put my foot on one of the biggest steaks he's selling, make a large fruit and offer it to him in exchange for the steak. Once the steak is obtainned return to the party and we will FEAST

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 1

[west path]

these better boats fail to brave the open ocean, and sink during high tide.

[prime compass]

What

[west path]

the butcher uhm decides that is a declaration of war and swings at you with his cleaver

@vital latch one of your fins are lost before you manage to trample him

You're also wanted now

[prime compass]

@west path Action now

[elder arch]

Btw this could have all been avoided if he didn’t roll

[west path]

You discover what seems to be an endlessly spanning hill.

[west path]

You find a Faruqi ship that seems to be lost

[vital latch]

,roll 20 attempt to grow the fin back out of plants; make it purple like poison...

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[west path]

😱

[elder arch]

@west path DMs

[vital latch]

gawd damn

[noble cradle]

How big is it

[west path]

It regrows back into its original organic version and also has poison spikes laced on it

[elder arch]

Alpha

Dms

[vital latch]

Dolphin noises
Take the steak since the butcher is gone now, grab everyone that's partying, and run off out of the city and resume the party under the closest big tree

[west path]

Quite large.

[noble cradle]

Merchantile or military

[west path]

mercantile

[noble cradle]

Alright, board it and test out our new weapons by throwing it at the crew or guards before boarding. Use fire created by the weapons to create a firelike whip similar to the one I used to fight the jedi

[west path]

ok session dead

😔

[noble cradle]

No

[west path]

you will starve for longer

only 3 people are playing

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @west path Once we have feasted, create two more children out of our success.

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 4

[noble cradle]

@prime compass @brittle gust

[noble cradle]

@elder arch

[elder arch]

Yes?

[prime compass]

@west path try and tell the garlang something
"I understand you. We are one of the same. Outcasts."

Via force

[elder arch]

Im still here

[west path]

no

im ending sessio

[prime compass]

What is it

[noble cradle]

@fallen cipher @cunning niche

[vital latch]

cooked

[noble cradle]

Play 😡

[prime compass]

Do my Action rq

[west path]

the cove did expand

[prime compass]

@noble cradle you stink

[noble cradle]

Cooked

[elder arch]

Bro theres 4 people playing 👽

[west path]

the garland didnt speak

[elder arch]

what is this guy on

[prime compass]

Use the force to find it pls and go there

[prime compass]

Fr

Ts is peak pls host

[vital latch]

I need to eat more relics

[noble cradle]

@west path what goods did we get from the fakheri ship

[west path]

im joining the mapwar famine

[noble cradle]

And did the weapons work

[prime compass]

Fatass

[west path]

its OVER

[prime compass]

What

Nö pls

pls

Pls keep hosta

[west path]

i will host once every 3 months

[prime compass]

No

Pls keep hosta now

[elder arch]

is the session actually over or are you joking

[west path]

intentional

[noble cradle]

Join so we force qevie to continue

[west path]

it is actually over

ill host tomorrow

go eep

[vital latch]

,roll 20 @west path the dolphin horse bretheren makes a blood sacrifice of a random fox to make you host forever! || joke||

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 20

[vital latch]

Not a joke

[elder arch]

That was such a short session why tf did you have to end it

[vital latch]

please let me use that for something

holy shit

[elder arch]

Bro literally says he’s gonna hosts and then hosts for 30 minutes

[west path]

Meats, leathers and metals (irons and bronze) as well as some high-quality tools.

[west path]

im doing this democratically

[vital latch]

everyone should vote yes

[west path]

is this... real?

[west path]

,roll cosmics vote counts, no it doesnt

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: no it doesnt

[west path]

fried

[prime compass]

@west path do I find the garlang

[boreal monolith]

,roll but mine does, but it doesn't

[haughty inlet]

terrestrialcarrot

:game_die: but it doesn't

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 create a medium sized ship bigger than the one I currently have with some iron plating to reinforce the hull and create a larger crew for it

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 20

[west path]

the Garland hasnt been found yet

[prime compass]

No

[west path]

youre getting the roll curse next session

cranked up to max

because you got a 20

[noble cradle]

God has spoken

[prime compass]

@west path keep trying to talk to it
"I understand you. Please. We are both sith."
And pls find it

[noble cradle]

Roll curse ? 😨

[west path]

the session ended

[west path]

yes

[prime compass]

No

This is so mid

[noble cradle]

What does this mean

[prime compass]

Youre becoming a furry

[west path]

many things

[prime compass]

@west path pls do my action

PLSSSS

PLS

I beg

Pls

[west path]

i did do some of them

just not your most recent one

or the one before that i think

[prime compass]

Pls do it

[prime compass]

Pls do that

I beg you

Oh Kind qevie

@west path

Pls...

[elder arch]

Okay that was such a short session

[fallen cipher]

pls do that

I beg you

[prime compass]

So L 💔

[elder arch]

I have no idea why he ended it because there were players playing

[fallen cipher]

Oh kind qeive

[prime compass]

@fallen cipher loser of the war

[elder arch]

And yet he ends it due to “inactivity”

[fallen cipher]

@west path

[elder arch]

HMMMMM

[fallen cipher]

Didn't lose

I won

[prime compass]

No

[noble cradle]

Qevie pretty please count the ship role 🥺

[prime compass]

BABAHAHAH

BAGAHAHHAA

[prime compass]

BAHAHA

[fallen cipher]

I took 10% of your land
I gave you the undeveloped destroyed land
Mainland fakhernland wasn't effected

[elder arch]

he literally ends it due to inactivity even with all of these people here

[prime compass]

Ok loser

[elder arch]

Crazy

[prime compass]

Keep coping loser

Loser loser

Nanana booboo

Loser loser

Loser!!!!

[fallen cipher]

Fakher Colony VS Mainland bowland

Who wins

[prime compass]

@elder arch get a load of this guy

Keep coping lil bro 😭🙏

Loser!!!!!

@west path pls action 😔💔

[elder arch]

He’s gone

It’s over

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-vince-mcmahon-meme-vince-no-no-no-way-gif-7797789826061351147

@elder arch you must take over...

[elder arch]

No

[prime compass]

Qevie mw is over..

[west path]

what

[prime compass]

@west path do my Action NOW

[vital latch]

@elder arch how big of a bribe for you to vote yes? @noble cradle you two...

[west path]

nope

[prime compass]

1 mil

[prime compass]

When will you hosta

[noble cradle]

#🎲game-room message

[west path]

2027

[prime compass]

No pls

[elder arch]

He’s not gonna host anyway so i don’t care

[prime compass]

Pls be realistic

[west path]

tomorrow probably

[prime compass]

Can you PLEASEEE do my action

[elder arch]

In Qevie Map War Civilization, it’s better to wait for the session instead of forcing him to host it.

[prime compass]

Js one last one

One

[west path]

nope

[prime compass]

😔💔

[noble cradle]

Unironixally

[prime compass]

Rigged

If venus asked you wouldve done it

[noble cradle]

When we force qevie to host he ends after 3 seconds

[west path]

gang should i give you a trade offer

to revive the session

[elder arch]

What is it

[prime compass]

YES

[elder arch]

Whats the offer

[noble cradle]

GEAHHHHH

[prime compass]

5 mil cc

[west path]

Sacrifice one of your characters, and the session will live

[prime compass]

@elder arch

[noble cradle]

fish

[prime compass]

Hmmm

[west path]

the people that played this session

[prime compass]

Fakher

[noble cradle]

Oh

[west path]

which are belemin, venus, potat and you

[prime compass]

Did fakher play

[noble cradle]

Fakher

[prime compass]

Im out

[west path]

You must pick one to sacrifice

[prime compass]

@noble cradle venus or potat

[elder arch]

Kill my leader

No hesitation

Just do it

[noble cradle]

Venus

[prime compass]

Woa

Ok venus

[vital latch]

does joey count

[west path]

No you get a different punishment

[prime compass]

Wait chat..

[west path]

no

[elder arch]

What…?

[prime compass]

I gtg soon....💔💔💔

[west path]

you know what uhh

[prime compass]

QUICK MAKE A DECISION

[west path]

what i said about

[vital latch]

damn

[west path]

your characters connections

yeah

[prime compass]

@vital latch MAKE A CHOICE

[west path]

😈

[prime compass]

NOW

[elder arch]

What

[west path]

your leaders connections

[prime compass]

@west path sacrifice venus Now

NOWWW

NOW

DO IT

LET ME KILL HIM

Woah

[elder arch]

Oh right

[west path]

@elder arch https://discord.com/channels/@me/1268973381143892123/1301927087958921277 this..

[west path]

arent you leaving soon

[elder arch]

Yes

[west path]

Will the sacrifice be worth it?

[noble cradle]

Stop linking my dms

[prime compass]

Hmm

[elder arch]

Do it

[prime compass]

My sons didn't die for nothing

DO IT

NOW

NO HESITATION

[west path]

,roll nah, nah im lazy, nah id win, nope mice are infesting my grain stores, yes

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: nah

[west path]

oh ok

[prime compass]

#🎲game-room message

Wha

[elder arch]

So then what was the point

[west path]

belemin is leaving

if he wasnt then i would actually do it

[prime compass]

😔💔

I can still do some actions

[elder arch]

Yeah maybe that’s for the best. Nevermind

[prime compass]

Pls

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-cyberpunk-anime-david-cyberpunk-edgerunners-tears-gif-26728517

[west path]

this is true

i should post this the second anybody asks me to do session

[prime compass]

@west path hosta

[west path]

In Qevie Map War Civilization, it’s better to wait for the session instead of forcing him to host it.

[prime compass]

Fr..

[noble cradle]

I'm going insane

I'm going to take my anger out by commiting a sor genocide

[west path]

WHAT

is that even legal

[noble cradle]

No

However

I think it's an achievement

[west path]

FEAR

theres no way youd actually do it

[noble cradle]

Trillions of slum dwellers will die

oh i already hjave it

[west path]

WHAT

skull

[noble cradle]

apparently more people have it then having unlocked down town

[west path]

average

[noble cradle]

unlocking fire fighter is not even a full percent point more common

[west path]

ok how

[west path]

its a tie

,roll cosmic gets that sweet nat 20, nope!

[haughty inlet]

qevie

:game_die: nope!

[west path]

@vital latch cooked

[vital latch]

damnnit

[limpid plover]

Hiii

Whats happening

[frank latch]

,roll 20 initiative

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 10

[frank latch]

,roll 20 wisdom saving throw

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 15

[frank latch]

yeah guys I'm cooked

I needed a 20 to win this boss fight

[west path]

you're in luck

i can give you cosmics nat 20

[frank latch]

@vital latch please?

[west path]

he doesnt own the nat 20

[frank latch]

do you?

[vital latch]

true @haughty inlet does

,roll 20 steal the nat 20

[haughty inlet]

c0smicpotato

:game_die: You rolled 8

[vital latch]

got caught

[frank latch]

please guys
I'm down to 28hp

,roll 20 Fireball

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: You rolled 7

[frank latch]

I'm cooked

[vital latch]

just use Diarahan

[west path]

ok im giving it

[frank latch]

I don't have that

[west path]

to you

[frank latch]

YESSS

[noble cradle]

,roll 20 session save

[haughty inlet]

parader_

:game_die: You rolled 10

[frank latch]

NOOO I TOOK 30 BLUDGEONING DAMAGE

I died

[vital latch]

cooked

are you memeing or genuinely in a dnd session rn yapping here

[noble cradle]

When are rpgs returning to worldboxia

[vital latch]

#1288715726995329067 coming soon (tomorow)

[vital latch]

I'm also hosting a more serious RPG in a satellite server but that doesn't really count

[frank latch]

you'll never know

the party was just wiped 😐

actually idiots

the reason we were wiped was stupid as heck

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/giorno-sad-giorno-giovanna-jojo-jjba-gif-27223410

Me when no qevie mw

Me when no bowistan

Me when no klez mw

Me when no mw

[frank latch]

it took the combined effort of terrible luck and stupidity to manage this

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii dad

Be le min

[prime compass]

Hi son

[silent smelt]

@west path remember what jarz david vance promised in 2022?

[frank latch]

J.D Vance!???

[noble cradle]

Worst mw ever?

[silent smelt]

😮

[silent smelt]

he promised peace and stability

Ever since J.D. Vance (Jarz David Vance) assumed the office of moderator of the Worldbox Discord server, the crime rate has dropped by an unbelievable 78%.

[prime compass]

Jarz D. Vance

@inner elm jarz has the will of d!!!

[marsh lance]

I think bro MIGHT be a republican

[prime compass]

Pat!!

Hi hru

[wild mason]

Guys do you like my MW

[prime compass]

Woah!!

[silent smelt]

wrong, I am independent

[prime compass]

Hey I think ive seen that before..

Nvm!

[prime compass]

Ignoring my greeting keepin you big as hell

[silent smelt]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Oiljohn under Jarz David Vance got banned twice?

[west path]

it feels too liberal, i think Amazria should have all of halati

[silent smelt]

Once by him directly.

Second by him indirectly.

[west path]

oil john was innocent

[silent smelt]

And now, we are granting amnesty to criminals found guilty by the appeal court.

[silent smelt]

No! He was not!

And his ban appeal was absurd and the fact it even got accepted.

Not calling names.

[prime compass]

Dms

Tell me the names

[silent smelt]

No.

I'm not like the rest of the guys,

[inner elm]

Unreal

[prime compass]

Jarz D. Vance!

[frank latch]

this looks like dog water

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/imu-one-piece-imu-understanding-episode-1119-one-piece-imu-eye-gif-8787553031573569330

[silent smelt]

But like

When someone proceeds to

[west path]

true you are one

[silent smelt]

Write an appeal like oiljohn

And actually get it accepted

He should win an Oscar

[prime compass]

Send his appeal pls

[vital latch]

the nation borders are exceptionally ugly

[silent smelt]

Basically like the questions go

1st

Why'd you get banned, he responded with "racism"

2nd is like why you think you should be unbanned

[noble cradle]

fish would not let me do my africa tribe rp

it was so sad

it wasnt even bad

[silent smelt]

And he wrote something like, "The circumstances surrounding my ban are really mysterious, and I don't know why I got banned, really." Then he started yapping about topics completely unrelated to his ban but instead about topics related to his demotion. I believe Islamophobia was one of them, but I don't know for sure.

[prime compass]

Oh my god thank god hes gone

[frank latch]

tbf he did kind of have to deal with the entire East crusading another nation

[prime compass]

My appeal was better right chat

[silent smelt]

The only mysterious circumstances revolve around why this ban appeal was accepted 👽

[frank latch]

didn't really have time for you

[prime compass]

Did you read mine

[silent smelt]

no

I don't know who you are to this day

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-vince-mcmahon-meme-vince-no-no-no-way-gif-7797789826061351147

[prime compass]

Are you fr rn

[silent smelt]

yes

[prime compass]

Jarz you're breaking my heart 💔

[spring bison]

finally

[noble cradle]

WHAT

[spring bison]

it has been done

[noble cradle]

LINK

[silent smelt]

I break organized mafia syndicates, not hearts.

[noble cradle]

when is this being a ban

[silent smelt]

????????

Who do you think I am???

[noble cradle]

link the public mod log

[spring bison]

pug bread got unbanned?

[silent smelt]

yeah once

[prime compass]

Do you not remeber me

[silent smelt]

and his ban appeal was banam level lying

[spring bison]

its unlikely he will get unbanned now because "executive decision"

[silent smelt]

I see the unbanning of notcubic

[prime compass]

hits the griddy

[prime compass]

L...

[silent smelt]

and I doubt that

[prime compass]

L worldbox moment

Worst worldbox day oat

[silent smelt]

Exactly why we need Jarz back...

[spring bison]

why did this creature get unbanned

[silent smelt]

Yall just gotta wait till 2028

[silent smelt]

all it took was 100 usd clean

(joke)

[marsh lance]

HIIII BELEMIN

[prime compass]

Pat!!! Hru

[marsh lance]

Free oil!

[prime compass]

Mfs be acceptin any appeals

[marsh lance]

Im good, hbu

[spring bison]

yeah

its insane

[silent smelt]

rest assured, if I ever get banned

all I need to say is

[prime compass]

Cubic unbanned...

L day

[silent smelt]

"I don't know the circumstances around my banning"

[prime compass]

Did you read my appeal

[silent smelt]

pray 🙏

[spring bison]

no

[silent smelt]

send it here

[west path]

a slovak who nearly died to a polish slide

[prime compass]

Alr wait

Lemme find

[silent smelt]

when it drops me 3000ft down

free falling

with no parachute

And btw I noticed on the controls

There was an emergency stop button

[prime compass]

#⭐starboard message

[west path]

we should give you a rosary when we send you down the slide

[silent smelt]

But what the fuck would that do

Genuinely

[prime compass]

Permission was given, belemin appeal

These past 4 months have given me enough time to think about my actions. They were wrong, I was a fool and didn't think with my brain. I have learned from that and will not commit the same mistakes again. I guess, I also want to see some people, see how they are doing. I may only be a remnant of the past, but I will check on the people I hold dear to me, even if they forgot about me. I see that people cared about me, like klez, and I want to repay their kindness. But through this ban, I was also able to find and meet many new people, and help multiple of them. I will do my utmost best, that I promise.
I understand if you reject it. Though I do deeply wish for this appeal to be accepted.

[silent smelt]

What would the emergency stop button do?

[west path]

was it a capsule thing

[silent smelt]

yeah

those ones

[west path]

oh yeah those are really normal

they're safe

[silent smelt]

mf had to do a palm scan in order to deploy the pressure plate

[west path]

hit your head

like

[silent smelt]

no genuinely

[west path]

you hit it and hit your head

[noble cradle]

I personally was shot 10 times with missile launchers from nuclear submarines when I accidentally dropped a crumb of bread on a photo of a comrade leader in a newspaper.

[west path]

basic physics

[silent smelt]

there is an emergency stop button on the controls

how does it stop you

[west path]

prob for a malfunction lol

[spring bison]

didnt you get perm banned

[silent smelt]

whilst you're on a slide going 60kmh

[prime compass]

Did you read

[west path]

i mean i assume the thing has a set acceleration

[prime compass]

1000 years 🤫

[west path]

and velocity

[spring bison]

why do they unban you but need to make an executive decision not to accept any of my appeals

[silent smelt]

my guy it is a waterslide not a conveyor belt

[spring bison]

my ban was the most bullshit thing ever

[prime compass]

Because my appeal was good idk

@silent smelt did you read it

[silent smelt]

will they fucking deploy some rocket thrusters

to stop you from sliding?

[silent smelt]

Yeah

[prime compass]

What do you think pls

[marsh lance]

Lebron got banned?

[spring bison]

yes

unfairly

[noble cradle]

yes

[prime compass]

Ok pls opinion

[west path]

yes

[silent smelt]

I don't know how this got accepted

[prime compass]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-vince-mcmahon-meme-vince-no-no-no-way-gif-7797789826061351147

Why whats wrong

[silent smelt]

nothing

[west path]

the way they stop you is actually opening the sewer and putting cheese on the bottom of your capsule

[west path]

these rats then swarm it and stop it with their sheer numbers

Its really that easy

[prime compass]

Is good?

[silent smelt]

I'd rather die than be caught by froh, blumi, oiljohn and piat clones

[silent smelt]

Yeah

[prime compass]

Cubic clones...

[limpid plover]

Gaaah

[silent smelt]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3X3FzrA32EbYvu3n3526w4?si=gg0NFTQ1SeS4_qjz6piOCw

[west path]

is this real

[limpid plover]

Be le min

[west path]

the people of Wrocław are devastated

[novel jay]

@frank latch session tomorrow?

[silent smelt]

you know

[prime compass]

N S O

[prime compass]

Realla

[silent smelt]

rats carry out diseases

froh...

[spring bison]

I love iraq

[west path]

froh carries the disease of disliking the onion

as in the fake news network

thats there for comedy

[frank latch]

nope

sorry

[prime compass]

Cubic carries the disease of..

EWWWW

[novel jay]

Sunday???

[frank latch]

ye

[limpid plover]

Hiii peter

[silent smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/joost-klein-europapa-luchtballon-onion-joost-gif-4451189226682837711

[novel jay]

Long session?

[frank latch]

Idk

[frank latch]

how does one not like the onion?

it's the best and most accurate news source out there

[west path]

who tf is more of a no life than me

[silent smelt]

alpg 9

[prime compass]

Me

[frank latch]

@west path what do you think about our party's Barbarian attempting to throw our rogue across a ravine, failing and having the rest of the party get wiped

[west path]

show message count

do /me in bot commands

[silent smelt]

@west path

[limpid plover]

Rivers

[silent smelt]

riversa

[noble cradle]

@west path opinion on the current state of poland? (in green)

[noble cradle]

red is the sweedish / rebels

[west path]

it needs to be expanded

[spring bison]

I cant see shit

[noble cradle]

it just got shrunk after a war with the ottomans

[limpid plover]

Yaaa

Jumpp

[west path]

Unbelievable

[noble cradle]

however theres two polish fortresses on either side of belgrade for some reason

[west path]

are you a vassal or the king

[noble cradle]

mercenary

[west path]

fried

@noble cradle you should save bulgaria

[noble cradle]

the bulgarians are oppresed under ottoman rule 💔

[spring bison]

what game

[prime compass]

Pls stop sending me nsfw @spring bison

[silent smelt]

vicky 3

[wild mason]

Ban him again

[spring bison]

👽

[noble cradle]

bannerlord

empire of 1700s mod

[spring bison]

what??

[spring bison]

ok bro

[prime compass]

@spring bison
who do you think you are

you are not him

[silent smelt]

creeps are creeping, teeth are sinking, into my teeth

[spring bison]

ur getting banned btw

executive decision

[prime compass]

lil bro

[west path]

save them

[noble cradle]

soon

first i must use my army to kill a sweedish militia for fishing in rightfully polish waters (the north sea)

[west path]

why are you a polish mercenary brw

[frank latch]

@west path is this real?

[noble cradle]

like only nation at war

i was a spanish mercenary and then became a portugeese vassal on invitation of the king

lived in hispania for a little over a year, took a detour to the uk for a while

eventually traveled back to eastern europe and joined the polish since the ottomans didnt want me to be a mercenary

die

i take great pride in my job as poor people exterminator

[west path]

@noble cradle i found the solution to the problem of bulgarian independence

[spring bison]

who owns wallachia

[noble cradle]

peace in the world

the nords did not like my systemic cleansing of their poor

[west path]

nerds

[noble cradle]

they had a mostly cavalry army and they got shredded by the most advanced tactic of all: standing in a circle

now pretty much all thats left is their "archers" (infantrymen) which i outnumber and outclass

[west path]

REAL

a zombie mod just dropped for qud

peak

[noble cradle]

GUH

[sullen pawn]

is this a man

[marsh lance]

Rara

[noble cradle]

why did she show up to tournament in a dress is she stupid

why

[marsh lance]

@frank latch day 8 billion no bowistan, im gonna fall over

[alpine raft]

cuz she dumb

[sullen pawn]

i could hosta

rn

[alpine raft]

what you gon host

[silent smelt]

It's jeremy

[sullen pawn]

@frosty drum may you @ the frequent mapwarsians

[frosty drum]

Maybe

[sullen pawn]

then do it please

[frosty drum]

I can't

[sullen pawn]

btw these 3 vote fantasy but will they play 🤔

[sullen pawn]

ynot

[frosty drum]

Eating

[sullen pawn]

you just type the @ symbol vro!

[frank latch]

,roll yes, no

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: no

[frank latch]

[sullen pawn]

re roll

[frank latch]

,roll yes, no, no

[haughty inlet]

builderofworldz

:game_die: no

[frank latch]

[silent smelt]

AND I SAID HEY

[marsh lance]

Raraa

[brittle gust]

Ok I'm gonna start breaking things if qevie hosts at 2am ever again...

[steep merlin]

Above time (02:00 IST) in your local time · Nov 1, 2024, 8:30 PM

[sullen pawn]

dead chat

btw

@west path @frosty drum @frank latch @vital latch

@marsh lance @hollow garden

are yall gon play

[vital latch]

what

[sullen pawn]

if u will il host rn

[vital latch]

can't, I promised my friend I'd get through the next bits of persona 3 by the end of the weekend

and also need to do some character creation stuff for the genesion rpg

[frosty drum]

I can't join
Something Happened A few hours ago

[vital latch]

and also need to do something else

[frank latch]

not right now

[vital latch]

and also need to double check sillpola is ready for tomorow

[sullen pawn]

but yall voted 😭

[vital latch]

(it isn't I need to approve gus's character)

[hollow garden]

Sorry I'm too busy rn

[sullen pawn]

oh my god

[frank latch]

NOT TO HOST IN 5 MINUTES

[vital latch]

you never said if it was for today

[sullen pawn]

chroo

[frank latch]

^^

[vital latch]

I assumed it was in general

[frank latch]

I'm sorry garlic
but you cannot just assume people will play the instant you announce an random ahh map war

set times

hype it up

it's too spontaneous

[frosty drum]

Acnaq Amongus RPG frfr

[sullen pawn]

chroo

what if i hosted tommorow

opening to bowistan

like the mw before bowistan (if bow is to hosta)

[frank latch]

I'm hosting Sunday

[sullen pawn]

im hosting in mw/aw on sunday

what time

[frank latch]

Idk

[sullen pawn]

i was gun host around 1

[frank latch]

whenever I can I guess

[sullen pawn]

ok so i got tommorow to host?

[midnight ocean]

If you post this again I will leverage my connections and mediocre photoshop skills to get you banned

[frank latch]

sure

[sullen pawn]

eye

[frosty drum]

Literally Confessing

[wraith quarry]

amogus

[frank latch]

petition to coalition Orion?

[wraith quarry]

petition to coalition the fakheri

[midnight ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113824982422790165/1204592257638858833/attachment.gif

[noble cradle]

boutta crashout

[sullen pawn]

@midnight ocean post it NOW

[midnight ocean]

Not yet

[sullen pawn]

@frosty drum send your favorite gif

[frank latch]

yk
I just realized the way it's pronounced in Jhanese is close to "south asia" 💀

that was unintentional

[frosty drum]

That's the neat part
I don't have one

[sullen pawn]

send the most recent one u sent here

wait not gif

image

[wraith quarry]

garlic when join fish mw

[sullen pawn]

if i join fish mw a huge chunk of my dignity will float away

when are we all getting together and making the game room ice berg btw

[wraith quarry]

don't lie to yourself

your dignity is long gone

join

[sullen pawn]

i s till have a small slice

[wraith quarry]

then hide that slice deep deep deep inside where you will never find it

and join

[sullen pawn]

@wild mason

[sullen pawn]

i cant

also btw its too late

[wraith quarry]

😔

[marsh lance]

Yaya!

[sullen pawn]

i would be LOST in the geo politics

thats why im not active in bowistan

i have NO CLUE whats happening

[frank latch]

the geopolitics in Bowistan aren't even that bad

[wraith quarry]

the great part about fish mw is you can just pick a side
doesnt matter if they commit genocide or subjugate native populations
everybody does it

it's as simple as
"A or B"

[sullen pawn]

whats the one race that gets genocided and is innocent