🎲game-room

[crisp bolt]

Hello

[limpid plover]

Hru

[hollow garden]

You know how IOS works unfortunately

@crisp bolt acutally there is a complex way

to download maps

but you need a laptop

[crisp bolt]

Good hbu?

[limpid plover]

Sad

[dull wing]

Unfortunately I gtg sorry guys

[crisp bolt]

How?

[limpid plover]

Byee

[crisp bolt]

Why?

[hollow garden]

#🚑help-chat message

[limpid plover]

Isolation

[hollow garden]

This guy wrote it

[west path]

@frosty drum i put you right next to the dutch for obvious reasons

[limpid plover]

And french

[hollow garden]

Can I join

[crisp bolt]

You guys should add worldbox to ps🙏🏻

[frosty drum]

I should Ally with the Dutch frfr

[wild mason]

Worldbox would be perfect for Switch 2

[crisp bolt]

True but I'd love to play it on my PlayStation

[west path]

i did say it was gonna be cursed

[hollow garden]

I feel like the controls would be awful though

[hollow garden]

Africa

It's time for Africa

[crisp bolt]

yeah but I'll just have to figure out how to use them🤷🏻

[hollow garden]

Olga hehe

[limpid plover]

Kleznam Kleznam!!

[hollow garden]

True

[crisp bolt]

And btw is there a way to get all the Thropies without doing the things?

[wild mason]

What are Thropies

[frosty drum]

@wild mason

[prime compass]

You all steal from me 💔

[wraith quarry]

probably means achievements

[crisp bolt]

You know the achievements

[crisp bolt]

Yes

[wraith quarry]

do them all

right now

not optional

[crisp bolt]

I still have some left but can't figure out how to do them

[frosty drum]

@prime compass did you see that song

[prime compass]

Yes

[west path]

@marsh lance i added baden

and saxony and aachen to make you suffer through hell

😱

[prime compass]

@west path rate

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii dad

[crisp bolt]

Like how do I do the "don't do this at home" one?????

[prime compass]

Hi son

[hollow garden]

Is Lukasz copying vicky

[wild mason]

Use a heatray on TNT

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden we must work together

[crisp bolt]

Thank you!

[elder arch]

I rise

[hollow garden]

I'm afraid not

[limpid plover]

Hiiiii venus

[elder arch]

Hello

[limpid plover]

Alot

[frosty drum]

Its Treason then...

[limpid plover]

Hru

[elder arch]

Good

[prime compass]

Im not praying on your downfall

[limpid plover]

Thats amazing

[crisp bolt]

What about "move it" and "the hell"?

[hollow garden]

I mean I get it but he should try to make something more unique

[limpid plover]

The game is a ck3, eu4 and vic3 clone

[hollow garden]

I'm praying for YOUR downfall

[wild mason]

Spawn a god finger and strike it with lightning

[limpid plover]

😢

[hollow garden]

Which upsets me

[limpid plover]

Why so evil

[prime compass]

Why...

[hollow garden]

I'm sure he can do better

I don't mind being inspired in some parts

But it's all so unoriginal

[limpid plover]

Im praying for yalls success

[wild mason]

AI potraits is just 🤢

[frosty drum]

@hollow garden aoh3 rating?

[hollow garden]

It feels like he is just targeting children who don't have a PC to play paradox games

Idk if that's just me

[hollow garden]

True

[prime compass]

Why do you pray on my downfall

[limpid plover]

Blumiholls

[hollow garden]

I'm not sure yet

[crisp bolt]

And what is the Greg one?

[hollow garden]

But from what I have seen so far

I'm slightly disappointed

[limpid plover]

Kleez

[hollow garden]

I-Im a hater

@frosty drum what about you

What do you think of aoh3

[limpid plover]

No hate klez

[limpid plover]

Spread love and kindness

[hollow garden]

It's funny how aoh3 released before the worldbox update

[limpid plover]

Crazy

[hollow garden]

I remember when it got announced a couple of months ago

[frosty drum]

Haven't played it
But from what I seen
I think I'll like it

[hollow garden]

Did you edit this

I don't think AI can do words like this

[limpid plover]

Aoh3 military is bad

[west path]

peak is done

[hollow garden]

Colonization too

[west path]

great viet is the walrus empire 😱

[hollow garden]

It's pretty barebones

[west path]

not really...?

its not that bad

[prime compass]

No

[hollow garden]

REAL

[limpid plover]

It is bad

[west path]

AoH3 military is pretty good imo

[frosty drum]

You should've made walrus a revolution against the great Viet

[limpid plover]

No?

[west path]

you've got battle positions, unit stats, battle doctrines

generals

[limpid plover]

Dosent mean its good

[west path]

how is it bad

[frosty drum]

@west path what goverment types are on aoh3

[rose cape]

siam will win

[west path]

peak

[limpid plover]

Hm

Bijeh

[frosty drum]

What if you made North Korea not Communist?

[west path]

a lot

had to skip over 1 since its the no-no german government

[prime compass]

@rose cape you cant beat the allegations

[wild mason]

Wait what hapepned

[rose cape]

what allegations

[prime compass]

You know...

[rose cape]

i dont

[prime compass]

🤫🧏

[prime compass]

Wow...

💔💔

[west path]

@hollow garden corsica murdered you

[wild mason]

Has AOH3 released for Android?

[wild mason]

@hollow garden Can we ally I fr have mutual interests with you

[west path]

anjou murdered

[elder arch]

@west path are you hosting in 2 hours

[frosty drum]

Whats my goverment type and stuff

[west path]

guh if i knew about this i would have enabled sandbox

[rose cape]

what are they

[west path]

we need to answer a question first

is friday considered weekend?

[elder arch]

It’s fucking saturday for me

[prime compass]

I lie

[west path]

true that

[rose cape]

k

[west path]

but not for most of my players

[spring bison]

you can say national socialism 🤫

[frosty drum]

Dude... Uncool.

[spring bison]

👽

[rose cape]

@pine copper reference

what i do

[wild mason]

does thixs island look to off

Something feels weird

[frosty drum]

Japan

[noble cedar]

Holy shit it looks like SCP-939

[hollow garden]

Yes

Are you Baden

[frosty drum]

@west path hi

[elder arch]

What does it say i cant read this

[west path]

whether or not to hosta today

[wild mason]

Im Hainan

[west path]

but i already know your vote 👽 also UPDATE DISCORD

[noble cedar]

Is AoH3 or 2 better?

[elder arch]

Even though i cannot vote on the poll i vote Yes

[west path]

age of history 3

[limpid plover]

Hiii tiadee

[limpid plover]

3

[elder arch]

I am not letting more bloatware be put into my discord

I prefer the old and simple versions

[wild mason]

You lived in the bathroom, now live in our hearts. 🗣️ 🔥 💯

[marsh lance]

SO TRUE

[west path]

then you cant read polls

🤯

[limpid plover]

Patt

[marsh lance]

How does it count as weekend

Anyway uhh im making Ebona

[west path]

its technically saturday in the far east and is technically the weekend in egypt (idk about other muslim countries)

[wild mason]

How did you do that?

[marsh lance]

I wish i was egypt rn

[west path]

its a discord feature 👽

disabled in genchat

[wild mason]

okie

Fellas, I shall be acting as Chairman of the Worldbox Charity from henceforth.
Donate a small percentage of your funds to me, and I shall use the interest from our coffers to fund the less privileged.

[west path]

no

[elder arch]

This sounds like a scam with extra steps

🤯

[west path]

yes

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-promotion-alien-alien-cat-silly-gif-867735001489251465

[wild mason]

Trust. I am The Right Honourable, Lord Chancellor of the Worldbox Discord Server.

[wild mason]

Yee, that's me.

[west path]

you are not getting any CC out of me

[wild mason]

I recently came into power. Trust.

[west path]

can we get this rebr out of here

[wild mason]

rebr?

[rose cape]

explain this

[wild mason]

I, uh, elected and appointed myself.

Mhm.

[west path]

yeah youre not a worldboxian

get out

beg to people elsewhere

[wild mason]

So, you have given me permission, hmm?

[west path]

nope

theres no loophole in what i said

[limpid plover]

Hm

Guyssss

[rose cape]

@west path is this true?

[west path]

can we get honey bee to verify

[limpid plover]

I'm okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rose cape]

no

[west path]

then its FAKE

[rose cape]

@balmy epoch verify

[west path]

In 2026, we will be making australia into a real place.

[rose cape]

no wa

[west path]

ok

[wild mason]

What do you think

[west path]

would be better with zipe 3/10

[rose cape]

cooked

[west path]

ok ~remindme 30y hosta in 2055

[spring bison]

rigged

fuck yall bro

[elder arch]

@west path are u hosting today

did they vote yes

[elder arch]

May i inquire if this is potentially becoming a map war?

[wild mason]

Do any areas look bad

And yes, I have stated this several times

[prime compass]

No

[rose cape]

@wraith quarry who would you support?

[west path]

i am in pain but i needed the silk ngl

[frank latch]

thoughts on how worse it's gotten?

[wraith quarry]

literally none i plan on invading them all

[rose cape]

i will stop you from doing this

[wraith quarry]

erm? no

[frank latch]

10 bucks the civil war will be over before you invade a single one

[rose cape]

erm? yes

[wild mason]

@quaint dome

@vital latch

[wraith quarry]

you ain't gonna interfere with my part of the world

deal with the northern bay as you wish

but this river basin

is mine

[rose cape]

i will support the valiant holy empireins against the tyrranical adikans

[wraith quarry]

good luck trying

[west path]

aughhh

[wraith quarry]

they so far away

also shut up about imperialism guh

[rose cape]

they have easily defensible positions aswell

[west path]

why dont you colonize both

[rose cape]

because im not evil yet

plus i would be majorly overextended

[wild mason]

Your mother reference

[west path]

oh am i fried

[rose cape]

@frank latch finish biome map when

soon

[west path]

ok so apparently aoh3 tackles overextension this way

[wraith quarry]

yeah that's outside of your reach

plus outside of your bounds

let me dictate my part of the world

also ill shut down any ships that attempt to move through me

no more trade with the south 🤫

[rose cape]

i barely had any anyway

[wraith quarry]

just let me deal with my river basin

it's not yours to interfere with

[wild mason]

how can this be improved

[wraith quarry]

the adikan religion must grow

[rose cape]

this is notably not in your river basin

[wraith quarry]

i control the two rivers

[west path]

silk is my saving grace

[rose cape]

this is not exactly "control"

[west path]

yippe

[rose cape]

also by your logic this is part of your river basin too

[wraith quarry]

no

[rose cape]

yes because you "control" the 2 rivers

[wraith quarry]

these are my claims of influence

don't interfere with it and we good

it shouldn't interfere with u

[rose cape]

this is my claims of influence

[rose cape]

@west path what are yours

[wraith quarry]

no

[rose cape]

yes

[wraith quarry]

no

[west path]

having to downsize military is not fun

[wraith quarry]

recognize my claims or you will miss out on the future trade that goes though the strait

[west path]

everything else

[rose cape]

i think that means we should carve up the world now

[west path]

agreed

[rose cape]

me irl

[wraith quarry]

have you ever heard of the word
expensive

[rose cape]

not that expensive

seeing as its around the same distance

[wraith quarry]

it's the same reason the suez canal is important

[wraith quarry]

nope

[rose cape]

for me it is

[wraith quarry]

nope

[rose cape]

and i have ports along the way

[hollow garden]

Is wobux reinventing taxes

[wraith quarry]

one of these is notably longer than the other

[wild mason]

Yup.

[hollow garden]

This is fair to me

[wild mason]

A tithe.

[rose cape]

and if your canal is the suez then this is the bab al mandab

[hollow garden]

Why do you think my continent is in your sphere 👽

[wild mason]

What is this?

[rose cape]

only half

[hollow garden]

Focus on your region amaz

[wraith quarry]

my claims

[median schooner]

Province maintenance?

[wild mason]

A game?

[wraith quarry]

what

oh

yes

that is also important

but

[wild mason]

Is that a game? Or a hallucination?

[elder arch]

Its a hallucination ignore it

[hollow garden]

A game

Bowistan

[wraith quarry]

so long as i control one of the entrances
your trade going through there is effectively under my direct control

[hollow garden]

Real

[wraith quarry]

so

[median schooner]

Hallucinations

[wraith quarry]

heed my warning when i say that I want freedom to do with my part of the world

[wild mason]

What is the name? Age of Conflict?

[median schooner]

No

[hollow garden]

Bowistan

Age of conflict does NOT look like that

[hollow garden]

It's hosted by @frank latch here

[wild mason]

Gatekeeping... Will have... Vengeance...

[hollow garden]

It's kinda like a dnd game

[median schooner]

https://bowistan.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page

Read

Here

[wild mason]

Thank you Archangel.

[median schooner]

it’s like Wikipedia

For the game

[hollow garden]

@wraith quarry can we execute this critter

[wild mason]

-# 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭 🐭

[hollow garden]

He is trying to puppet me 🥺

[wraith quarry]

we should

[wild mason]

So is Bowistan closed off? Or can others join.

[wraith quarry]

it's gatekept from non-game roomers

fr

[hollow garden]

Others can join of course

[hollow garden]

least gatekeeping game room chatter

[median schooner]

Fake news

I’m not being let in

[hollow garden]

@median schooner who are you

I forgot again

[wild mason]

Dang.

[west path]

real

[median schooner]

What the fuck

It’s the 3rd time

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[median schooner]

You asked me that

[hollow garden]

🤫

[wraith quarry]

@rose cape also i can always shut down trade this way

your choice

[hollow garden]

Third's time the charm

Sam?

[median schooner]

Yes

[hollow garden]

Ah

[west path]

kleznam has dementia

excuse him 🙏

[median schooner]

Hmm

[wild mason]

How do people join?

[hollow garden]

I'm sorry gang 😔

[wild mason]

Do I need to swear a pledge of allegiance?

[hollow garden]

Just ask bow to place you

[frank latch]

I was hosting at the time
sorry

[wild mason]

Bow?

[frank latch]

(I don't let people in while I host cus it takes up too much time)

[wild mason]

I need to bow?

[hollow garden]

Is amaz the blue nation

Or the dark green

[frank latch]

See
He gets it

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/sylveon-gif-7385094459912251419

[hollow garden]

Real

[median schooner]

Yes

[wild mason]

Shall I perform the imperial recognition kneeling ceremony performed by the kings near China?

[median schooner]

You need to bow and also a bow

[hollow garden]

Who is the blue nation then

[median schooner]

The emperor shall deliver you the decree of heaven

[wraith quarry]

some random state

[hollow garden]

why is my memory so bad

[wraith quarry]

who cares it's in the north 🥱

[hollow garden]

I don't want to forget anymore

I want to remember everyone

[frank latch]

Lebronland

(Aegis)

[hollow garden]

I want to be with everyone

[hollow garden]

Ah

Is it an NPC rn

[median schooner]

So can I join now

🏹

[hollow garden]

@wraith quarry are we Bowistan besta freinda

🙏

The perfect bowistan duo is skollar and vogallia ngl

[frank latch]

sure

Shall I instate you as a nation or non-ruler because that's all the rage these days

[frank latch]

true

[wraith quarry]

yes

[wild mason]

the non-ruler shit is annoying as hell imo

its a mapwar

[median schooner]

ruler

cuz I'm straight

[frank latch]

real

[wild mason]

how.. how is this relevant..?

[median schooner]

Rulers are straight

[hollow garden]

lol

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-nam-korean-kpop-singer-idol-gif-20188539

[frank latch]

Donald Trump:

[wild mason]

LET ME IN

[wild mason]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jóhanna_Sigurðardóttir

[hollow garden]

Ruler as in 📏

[wraith quarry]

all within these lines are subject to my domain

[frank latch]

real

[wild mason]

says who

[median schooner]

📏

[hollow garden]

Put me in too!

[wild mason]

boo

[wraith quarry]

says the guy with the bigger stick

[elder arch]

,roll 1000 revolt

[haughty inlet]

hgame

:game_die: You rolled 893

[median schooner]

WHAT

[wild mason]

His weird ass speech about Arnold Palmer :

[wraith quarry]

IT'S NOT NSFW

[hollow garden]

I read this wrong for a second

[wraith quarry]

LOOK UP BIG STICK DIPLOMACY

JESUS

[median schooner]

LOLLL

LMAO

ITS REAL?

[hollow garden]

yes

[median schooner]

LMAOO

[hollow garden]

Bigger stick diplomacy

[wild mason]

So, for real. How can a peasant join?

[wraith quarry]

https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/big-stick-diplomacy/

[wild mason]

Do I need to kowtow?

[hollow garden]

@frank latch let my bro join

He ain't do nothing wrong

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/stunt-trying-to-impress-my-crush-pyramid-gif-14105825

[hollow garden]

Free my boy

[wraith quarry]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_stick_ideology

[wild mason]

Accurate depiction of paying tribute to the Empire.

[frank latch]

alr
this is the map @median schooner @wild mason
you have to spawn near other civilizations (not not too close though, so you can spawn mostly anywhere)

I need you to fill out
Color:
Nation Name: (be original please)
Government Type:
Capital: (be original please)
Language(s): (not required, but be original)
Religion(s): (not required, but be original)

and this is a bit of a serious map war

biome map btw

(unfinished ofc)

[median schooner]

Holy this is good

What are the continents name

[cunning niche]

When u host @frank latch

[wraith quarry]

my first goal is to export my culture and religion to the nations directly east of me

[frank latch]

there's no names

at all

[median schooner]

Oh

[median schooner]

God damn it, the equator is taken

[frank latch]

the only regions that have been given names are the Linzian desert, the Linzian Bay, the Dorak Peninsula and the Northern Bay and North

that's it

[frank latch]

white space is spawnable

or you can play as an npc

[frank latch]

you just don't get to choose which NPC 😈

[wraith quarry]

@median schooner alpha9 simp

[wild mason]

Color: Crimson
Nation Name: Grand Principality of Wobux
Government Type: Monarchy
Capital: Capitol Wobux
Language: Vaguely Welsh
Religion: Drama Llama

The location shall be on that one lonely island up north. Beneath the pinkish islands.

[median schooner]

What

I just think it sounds cool

💀

I didn’t even know that’s his idea

[cunning niche]

@frank latch when will you host

[frank latch]

no real languages or religions

[frank latch]

Idk

[cunning niche]

Todayv

[wild mason]

Ŋolþ

[frank latch]

nope

[cunning niche]

?

[wild mason]

Vaguely Welsh.

[wild mason]

Pronounced "Engolth"

[wraith quarry]

is the name of one of his nations

[wraith quarry]

no

best i can do is

nolb

[hollow garden]

What do your people call it

[marsh lance]

Ebona
Color: Black/ dark gray
Government: Presidential Republic, 10 years term limit
Economy: Small, stable but is limited to Ebona, no major exports aside from coal.
Crime and unemployment: Crime is low and unemployment rate is stable.
Military: Weak and limited navy, small land army but is modernized and well funded due to the threat of the Crimsane Empire.
Experimental tank brigades.
Terrain: Very mountainous, mountain ranges are rich in coal and other minerals, coal mostly runs their economy, being nicknamed “black gold”
Existential threat of Crimsane Empire
Good diplomatic ties to other minor nations, particularly ones being imperialized by the Crims
Seasonal food shortages and instability during winter
Very poor workers rights
Mediocre womens rights, misogyny is low, but men in power are obstructing any reforms in regards to women’s rights
Relaxed immigration,
Deep state of coal corporation oligarchs.
Working class makes up 70% of the population
Disparity between the classes
Poverty at a high
Humble culture

[wild mason]

Vaguerwalshen.

[frank latch]

😭

[wild mason]

It must be spoken as if you are constantly sloshing around your pronunciations.

[frank latch]

"no real languages or religions"
suggests a 2nd real language

[hollow garden]

I will read this when I'm free

[wild mason]

Foine. I'll come up with something else.

[frank latch]

~bt

[wild mason]

Aha.

[wild mason]

Vaguerwalshen.

[hardy saffron]

@frank latch: Ebony Color: Black / Dark Brown Terrain: Rashtrapi Garden: Short and hardy except for oak and charcoal. Crime and unemployment fail: low crime, high unemployment. The fleet was weak and small due to the threat of the Purple Empire. And the army is small but young and very talented. A report from a group of people: This mountain is rich in coal and other minerals known as "black gold" and is economically very active. The current threat to the purple state is its relationship with other small states, especially those run by criminals. Those that are cold and invite violence. Although it is a bit violent, it has power over humans. What are the obstacles to achieving this goal?

[wild mason]

Totally not real language.

Meldahrue

[wild mason]

You good?

[frank latch]

can we make it a little more Bowistan related?

Bowstana

[wild mason]

Bow-Bow.

@frank latch Is this still a thing

[wraith quarry]

no

best i can do for botswana is add some accent marks

[frank latch]

thumb shadow reveal!!!

[wild mason]

Bowow.

Bowlington.

[wraith quarry]

ßotswàèna

[frank latch]

you're an idiot

[wild mason]

~vt

[wild mason]

~bt

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: Allora tuttu hè quì

[wild mason]

~owoify

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: ^w^ ßotswàèna (´・ω・)ﾉ

[frank latch]

ß is ss

[wild mason]

Bozo.

[wraith quarry]

sotsweeana

[wild mason]

What does the name Bow signify?

[frank latch]

Builder Of Worldz

B O W

Bow

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/bowing-thank-you-tom-and-jerry-take-a-bow-chasing-gif-20784169

Can't wait for Jerrymandering.

Legend has it that Jerry's real name is Fitzgerald.

[median schooner]

Color: #6200EA
Nation Name: Tiānzé
Government Type: Theocratic (the country name is about heaven, this country is ruled by a divine guy but he is more like an emperor, though the ways it works is like theocracy)
Capital: Xīngyào
Language: Tiānyǔ
Religion: Língdào

[frank latch]

Me when players include accents in their nation's name:

(I can't spell that easily)

[median schooner]

It’s intonations

[marsh lance]

The maizan will colonize you btw

[frank latch]

fair warning
spawning here has a risk of being spawn killed by the orange nation

[wild mason]

China 0.5.

[median schooner]

Oh

I didn’t know

[wild mason]

þœȝæƿð is our new name

[median schooner]

Imma look for another spot

[wild mason]

Be like me. Inhabit an empty island.

[frank latch]

you're banned

[marsh lance]

Qwas is not evil

[frank latch]

[high tartan]

@frank latch Bowsitan when?

[frank latch]

can't say I didn't warn

[frank latch]

Sunday

[high tartan]

Great

[marsh lance]

Will you be participating in the internal mw

Possibly today

[median schooner]

Who’s Orange played by

[frank latch]

probably not

[median schooner]

Can I spawn without touching him

[frank latch]

@qwas

@brittle gust

first try

[median schooner]

There’s no coastlines left

[marsh lance]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kaan-ozdil-man-gif-19334490

[median schooner]

Except the north

And that east of orange thing

[wild mason]

I'm pretty sure I snagged up the only empty isle.

Can you set up shop in the sea?

Declare all the waters yours. Be Poseidon.

[frank latch]

no...
land is necessary

[marsh lance]

The north is very cramped

[wild mason]

ſþœȝæƿðſæþœsŊ

[spring bison]

yes

[spring bison]

when

[spring bison]

what time

[wild mason]

Why does Vaguerwalshen sound like a real language.

[marsh lance]

Uhmmmmamamammaaaaa

[spring bison]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-cursed-the-curse-cursed-images-gif-9514785705741002263

[marsh lance]

3 pm EST?

No wait

4pm?

[median schooner]

Oh my god I don’t know where to spawn

[wild mason]

Smack down in the middle.

[median schooner]

I want somewhere pretty warm like pacific asia but there’s no coast

[wild mason]

Be the Middle Kingdom like the Tianzi.

[median schooner]

And the only coast there’s orange everyone saying will kill me

[marsh lance]

Well….

[marsh lance]

Qwas will not do that unless you are a threat

[median schooner]

I mean isn’t everyone in this game a threat?

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Player Nation) The Principality of Wobux
👽 name
@wild mason

[median schooner]

The goal is to win isn’t it

[frank latch]

ye

[wild mason]

Yoooo. I got the tip!

I shall dub it Dragon Head.

It looks like a Chicken now that I look at it.

[median schooner]

It looks like a bird to me

Yes

Chicken too

Same thing

[spring bison]

fuck you

[marsh lance]

😢

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[marsh lance]

I get off school at 2;00 and then i have to finish prepping the mw

[wraith quarry]

@frank latch next session if i cannot attend
do this

Start sending Adikan missionaries and public speakers to these regions to speak to the public, teach them the ways and advantages of Adikan culture, and convert them to the ways of Adka. Adapt our explanations and interpretations of our religion to better fit their culture/religion to help sway them better.

[median schooner]

Why the fuck does orange have the other island’s coast too

Now I can’t spawn there

Because he’s there too

OMFG

[marsh lance]

Yes but some people are willing to win together

[median schooner]

AOh you can do that ?

[marsh lance]

PRE SESSION ACTION

[median schooner]

Ok I’m so small

Hmm

[frank latch]

👍

[median schooner]

How do you expand, do you roleplay it

Lmao

[frank latch]

everyone starts out small

[frank latch]

yea

send settlers

[marsh lance]

i mean.. if you make alliances, you could peacefully unify the world

[median schooner]

Damn it, headstart advantage

[frank latch]

develop the land

or just invade others lol

[wraith quarry]

only since there's a 99% chance i won't make it to the session

[spring bison]

actually nvm

[marsh lance]

True..

[median schooner]

No one is around me

[marsh lance]

Wym

[wild mason]

Invade me.

SImulate the truly Worldbox experience.

[median schooner]

You’re like 4000 kilometers away

My god

[spring bison]

it would be 17:00 for me

[wild mason]

Declaring war on a nation you can't even reach.

[frank latch]

which is why I recommended spawning near other civilizations

[spring bison]

I can join

[median schooner]

Why

To annex them?

[marsh lance]

❤️❤️

[frank latch]

so you aren't alone

[spring bison]

I can join 50 minutes after you start hosting

[frank latch]

and can interact with them

[spring bison]

or not

[frank latch]

diplomacy
trade
war

yk

[marsh lance]

Okaya

[frank latch]

all the fun stuff

[spring bison]

maybe 40 or 30

[marsh lance]

I will host for likeeee 2 hours?

[spring bison]

its over

[median schooner]

Can I just be here then

Touching those strip of nations on the north of the peninsula

[marsh lance]

Ok e

3

[spring bison]

bet

[wild mason]

[erfect lacke

[wraith quarry]

democracy has spoken

[frank latch]

you're already within the circle

[median schooner]

No I mean touching someone

[frank latch]

ah

[median schooner]

I need the sea

What’s lake gonna do for me

I’m gonna be too dependent on everybody else if I don’t have a sea access

[marsh lance]

Militaristic facism:

Invade your neighbors lol

[median schooner]

I’m not guaranteed a win

[wild mason]

Well, my first act as Prince is to settle the whole island Wobux is on. I lose a lot of troops to monkeys, even encountering the Monkey King, but I establish a pact, known as the Oathpact, dedicated to win-win situations all around. So now, hopefully, the population is part human, part monkey. This will lead to tensions among the classes, but that is a story for another time.

[median schooner]

Monkey D Luffy

[wild mason]

Dig trenches and turn the lake into the sea.

[wild mason]

Sucks to suck

Womp womp.

[median schooner]

Wenomenchainsama

Diet Coke china!

[wild mason]

Are those teal colored two blobs next to Tianze also colonized?

[frank latch]

yes

[wild mason]

Dang.

[frank latch]

@median schooner btw
Idk how your culture and stuff is going to work
cus the more "asian inspired" region is here

[median schooner]

you didn’t tell me that

Oh god

[wild mason]

If monkey politics is a no-go, then my course of action would be to expand to encompass a large part of the island, integrating indigenous tribes. Unfortunately, due to this, my absolute monarchy dissipates, leading to the formation of a Grand Council that has representatives from every people. The Prince of course, loses a lot of power because of this.

[frank latch]

Well I didn't know you were going for an Asian type nation

[median schooner]

Spawn me below the yellow and above the yellow guy

Then

[wild mason]

Since chat is active what can improve this

[median schooner]

On the west part

[wild mason]

Picky picky.

You gotta make yabbadabadoo.

[frank latch]

Above and below?

[median schooner]

Wait is that the thing they called zhang

[median schooner]

I mean above green

[frank latch]

the Jhang empire is olive green

[median schooner]

And below yellow

[median schooner]

Diet Coke China

There will be 2 Diet Coke China now

Oh fuck.

Chinese history flashback

General slips on rock and 700 million perished in the battlefield

[hollow bobcat]

ASIA

WHAREERE

🪓

[frank latch]

👽

bro forgot he's Vietnamese

[median schooner]

Vietnam is Asian

[hollow bobcat]

What about the archipelago 😔

[frank latch]

Like of Asian like

[median schooner]

Indonesia

Philippines

Idk

[frank latch]

Bowistan: (Player Nation) The Tianze Kingdom
@median schooner

[median schooner]

Teleporting nation

Truly a heavenly kingdom

天择
星耀
天宇
灵道

[frank latch]

like that

[wild mason]

Nice.

[wild mason]

ſþœȝæƿðſæþœsŊ

Hopefully the surrounding states don't gobble you up.

[frank latch]

@hollow bobcat the Archipelago was settled by people from the north (fake Asia)

[hollow bobcat]

So Southeast Asia?

[median schooner]

We need the joseons now

[frank latch]

ye

[hollow bobcat]

that's crazy

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/pleas-please-cat-cat-meme-funny-gif-6795954250276004553

[frank latch]

rivers

and maybe a nice island chain somewhere

[wild mason]

Thats obviously planned

[frank latch]

island hopping is always a great past time

[wild mason]

i mean the landmass

[frank latch]

Idk
it looks pretty good so far

[marsh lance]

Lavenbruche nationalists are evil

[frank latch]

ALL HAIL Lavenbrüche!!!!

[wraith quarry]

remember

Cadia broke before the guard

[frank latch]

(no idea what that means)

you're just alien

[median schooner]

Here’s a map I made when I was hallucinating in physics class

[wild mason]

I will NOT allow reform. The Monarchy must stay.

[frank latch]

that's an absolutely crazy map

[median schooner]

Should i

Digitalize it

[wild mason]

I like the fractal continent.

[wraith quarry]

THE CADIA 8TH NEVER BREAKS

[median schooner]

That vertical island chain on the far east is intentional btw

[wild mason]

@marsh lance What positions could I take btw, like what Ministers

Yo Shorekeeper. I heard you like shores.

[hollow bobcat]

This is what Blumi would make and then explain how Trump eating a bowling ball could reduce the US economy down by 64% in Italic texts

[median schooner]

Yes

[wild mason]

Philinpines

Need an alliance?

[frank latch]

it would though

[median schooner]

Well

[frank latch]

alr

[median schooner]

Kamala would probably drop it down to 120%

So idk

[frank latch]

can I go now?

[median schooner]

Go take rest

Come back 1minjte

[frank latch]

to do what

[median schooner]

Nothing

[wild mason]

Does a Necromancer faction exist in Bowistan?

[west path]

Oh god

FRIED

[median schooner]

no no I moved to Asia

😭

[wild mason]

How does it look

[median schooner]

Get some more islands

I suppose

[hollow bobcat]

No
But I think he would down with the idea of a grand cult that worships the deads

[median schooner]

The coast looks nice tho

[wild mason]

Why is the only feedback I am getting the thing I am obviously going to do 👽

Instead of something I might not realize

[median schooner]

I mean it's a fantasy map

It looks good already

Just lacking details

[median schooner]

have you not realized it's because you already did a good job

[wild mason]

The lore behind this bay is that ercan sat down

[west path]

oh ok

because that area is pretty much the red sea

except less salty and more so culturally

[west path]

i mean the southeast feels a bit open

[wild mason]

Not literally everywhere needs something

[west path]

i imagine its odd structure is due to the fact that some of the landmass separated

[wild mason]

That is intentional

[west path]

ok then dont ask me for feedback if youre continent with it

😭

[west path]

continent

real

[wild mason]

Does Bowistan require a newspaper?

Perhaps even a central bank...

[wild mason]

OK well

Apparently I misunderstood

I cant tell left from right

[spring bison]

lavenbruche is a self insert nation btw

[west path]

real

[wraith quarry]

you gonna care when you don't have any spices

[west path]

Maizan:

[rose cape]

ill just go around the side

[wraith quarry]

on the literal opposite side of the world

[rose cape]

its about the same distance for me

[wraith quarry]

how foreign to the concept of going through something = faster are you

[west path]

he has access to Vogalia

which trades for our spices

..?

[wraith quarry]

still not as effective as the spice route

[west path]

'as the spice route' bitch who cares

😭

you are USELESS

[rose cape]

its about the same distance and the spice route involves crossing by foot which is slower

[west path]

If youre that stingy then you are literally, WORTHLESS

[rose cape]

crossing by foot over mountains

btw

[frank latch]

Coalitition to liberate Adika anyone?

[wraith quarry]

river:

[west path]

@frank latch how unique are maizani spices 😱

[wraith quarry]

and no it is not the same distance guh

[west path]

not that fast ngl

[rose cape]

see this

[west path]

Especially when u can only fit smaller vessels

[wraith quarry]

it's as fast as ocean

[west path]

and they can go ONLY ONE WAY

[wraith quarry]

👽

[rose cape]

see this

[wraith quarry]

oh cool that'll take 1 day to cross

[west path]

can it fit huge ass vessels? I think not!

[wraith quarry]

we

are

not

[west path]

@frank latch are all rivers on the map 5 km wide

[rose cape]

it's 339km

[frank latch]

no

[wraith quarry]

even at the point to use massive vessels

to make a dent

[frank latch]

they're not to scale

they're major rivers

[wraith quarry]

no it's not 😭

[rose cape]

it is

[frank latch]

but they are both larger and smaller than shown on the map

[rose cape]

22.6 x 15 is 339

[frank latch]

(imagine a 7km wide river)

[rose cape]

👽

[west path]

but every pixel is 5km squared

[rose cape]

he changed it to 15x15

[west path]

Your point?

[west path]

WHAT

[frank latch]

"rivers are not to scale"
🤯

[wild mason]

Wobux shall be the financial capital of the world. Mark my words.

[rose cape]

the world just got a whole lot bigger

[wild mason]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[frank latch]

and neither are cities

[west path]

expanding earth theory

is real in bowistan

[rose cape]

unreal

[wraith quarry]

5

[frank latch]

I haven't officially changed it to 15

I'm still consulting the council

[west path]

do not

how will we cross from one side of maizan to the other

😢

[frank latch]

😈

[frank latch]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[wild mason]

Which nation is the richest in Bowistan?

[elder arch]

what does this mean

i need clarification

[wraith quarry]

it is still much faster to relay stuff along the river that goes through the continent by a river than it is to ship it a further distance by sea

[frank latch]

Definitely the Jhang

[west path]

Time to invent roman concrete

[frank latch]

and not because I'm biased

[wild mason]

When a mapwar has nations and also just people roleplaying

[west path]

Maizan:

[frank latch]

Jhang:

[wild mason]

Who rules Jhang. Couldn't find it in the wiki.

[wraith quarry]

and there's only a small bit of land that doesn't connect by water

however

[west path]

As an rpg enjoyer im a tiny bit biased

[frank latch]

It's an NPC

[hollow garden]

It's the new trend

[wraith quarry]

i will built more canals to get them closer

[rose cape]

who is the council

[frank latch]

(I control it)

[west path]

WHEN IS THE WIKI GETTING UPDATED

[hollow garden]

And I think it's pretty nice

[rose cape]

you, you, and you?

[hollow garden]

But depends on how it's integrated to the mw

[wild mason]

That does NOT make it good. I personally find it insufferable and childish and completely missing the point of a MW.

[west path]

We need to bring the wiki back up to date

[wraith quarry]

canals soon

[wild mason]

How do I offer my seventeen daughters and fifteen sons for an alliance between Wobux and Jhang.

[frank latch]

me
myself
I
Je
mon
mine

[rose cape]

#🎲game-room message

[frank latch]

bluds is gonna carve a mountain

[west path]

im substituting 2 of those

[rose cape]

bro is building a canal through the mountain

[west path]

My representatives are the rats in your walls

[rose cape]

thas crazy

[west path]

Please converse with them when making decisions

🙏

[wraith quarry]

he literally is trying to interfere with my sphere of influence

so i'll just cut him off from any and all trade

that goes through me

there wouldn't be a problem if he'd let me handle my claims

[wild mason]

@frank latch How about it.

I'll throw in a donkey to boot.

[rose cape]

so true

[frank latch]

Honeslty these canals could be possible with modern technology
but

like

eh

[west path]

diggy diggy hole

[frank latch]

the northern option is more pracitcal actually

[wild mason]

Why all those canals. Who is trying to reinvent trade?

[frank latch]

it follows a pre-existing river (which isn't shown on map)

fo a bit

[wraith quarry]

it doesnt have to be all the way
just get ships closer to the other river

[rose cape]

even then it would take allat maneuvering

[west path]

how to destroy ecosystems 101:

[frank latch]

🔥

[wild mason]

Hire the Wright brothers.

[west path]

Maizan will never make canals

[wild mason]

Fly blimps or hot air balloons.

[west path]

probably

i think

[wild mason]

Great Wall of Jhang be like.

[frank latch]

Should I tell him that the Wright brothers invented the plane and not hot air balloons

[wraith quarry]

like even this would reduce travel time by a lot

[wraith quarry]

no

[frank latch]

mk

[wild mason]

I know boo. Whatever it takes to advance trade.

[frank latch]

you are aware it's the medieval age

yes

?

[wild mason]

Meh, then open a stock exchange.

The stock market was lively during the Middle Ages.

[rose cape]

THE LEECH

EVIL

[wild mason]

Woah ho.

You scared me.

[west path]

NUKE HIM

DESTRUCTION

[wild mason]

NOO PLEASE

[west path]

@rose cape our first target is Wobux

[wild mason]

RAHHH

[west path]

We will partition him just like germany and the USSR partitioned poland in 1940

[wild mason]

[rose cape]

where is he

[wild mason]

uh, nowhere.

[west path]

We will find him

He cannot open the stock exchange

[wild mason]

~bt

[west path]

If he is a non-ruler, we will quarter him

[hardy saffron]

@wild mason: In 1940, we partitioned Poland between Germany and the Soviet Union.

[west path]

if he is a ruler, we will partition him and then quarter him

[rose cape]

found him 😈

[wild mason]

plss... i am already on a lonely isle...

[rose cape]

@west path he is in my domain 😔

[wild mason]

no money...

[west path]

my side of the partition will be made into open ocean

does that sound fair

actually

@frank latch Is bowistans ocean just one superocean

bigger than the ones during earths pangea

[wild mason]

...aww man, fine. I shall implement crypto to this world... as vengeance...

[vital latch]

I still think the north feels too straight line can go through it still

[elder arch]

https://tenor.com/view/atlas-earth-atlas-earth-ad-i-just-bought-more-land-in-the-metaverse-meme-crypto-gif-4871652658017292382

[wild mason]

In just a few short moments, I have become a heretic.

[spring bison]

how is it even habitable at this point

[rose cape]

because there is off map water

[frank latch]

yes

[spring bison]

what

that does not answer the question amaz

[frank latch]

because it's fantasy 🤫

[spring bison]

least lazy bow moment

[rose cape]

it does?

[west path]

fantasy but no magic

Bowistan is ass

[spring bison]

fantasy dosent need to have magic?

[wild mason]

Friendship is magic!

[rose cape]

this is like asking how pangea was habitable

[wild mason]

No one will partition me, right gang?

[west path]

it wasnt btw i checked

[marsh lance]

Each nation will have the same amount of ministers to balance it out, the same ministers, economy education health military law and enforcement different branches of the army possibly
@wild mason ministers

[west path]

Humans would die on pangea

[rose forge]

wut why