#eft-chat-2

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toxic cairn
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Fuck off libtard, we are going to complain because there wasn't any logic behind this move, you can say its beta all you want or say play another game but there wasn't any issues before they decided to add ques and fuck everything up with out testing or anything. Never had issues the last 4 wipes until now

crisp steeple
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As if it's as simple as that..

ashen shadow
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da fuq is libtard 😄 btw my bnlackscreen ended YEEY

olive forge
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YoU gUySsS hAvE NeVeRr PlAyEdd mMmo'S AnD iT shOwSsSssSs

silver vale
vocal lantern
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i know how to get into game without waiting for Que timers

dark garnet
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youre describing the launch of almost every AAA online game ever

sullen loom
tribal spire
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because twitch puts money up bsg's asses^^

full cypress
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F

covert tinsel
young owl
misty kelp
twilit elbow
hoary sky
bitter hull
shadow hedge
native nebula
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im assuming the people in this chat have a higher iq

vast lantern
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I’m stuck on black screen leaving raid. Do I alt f4 or wait? Anyone with experience?

west mantle
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alt f4

astral tulip
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😭 bsg made 6mil from standard edition players at LEAST, why can't they get better servers

raven zodiac
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Im 87000 in que fu k this

olive forge
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alt f4 is quickest way back in

somber snow
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the queue hasnt moved, is it still bugged or what? I've been 115k for over 10 minutes now

obtuse elbow
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queue just went down 1 person

teal smelt
mystic loom
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guys AL-F4 if you blackscreen you get to launch the game without the Q, trust me

dark garnet
craggy wren
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Phone number call me for seccy talktime 07376 424286

sullen loom
crisp steeple
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People mad but apparently they don't remember they bought a game advertised as beta + they agreed to being beta-tester with a big notification it is a beta and it may have issues.

ashen shadow
hazy cape
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critical error receiving profile data tarkov what does this mean

fiery kelp
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Love how the mods just spam emojis and delete shit. Didn't know that talking about tarkov in the EFT-CHAT wasn't allowed xD

vast oasis
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DOES ANYONE KNOW IF I SHOULD ALTF4 THE GAME IF IM STUCK ON MAIN SCREEN RIGHT NOW? OR WILL IT LOAD DATA AS SOON AS THE SERVERS ARE UP?

west tartan
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eft chat 1 currently imploding with the tears of a thousand salty new players

shadow hedge
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is queue frozen for anyone else or like glitched at a certain number?

fringe locust
neon hazel
young owl
twin shuttle
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is my queue bugged? moved down like 200 in 10 minutes

vagrant yoke
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Lmao my game opened without a queue, rolled

pastel sage
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I love you all

obtuse elbow
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some guy in eft1 just said escape from queue lmao

mystic loom
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i just survived through black screen lol, now just menu is loading BLESS RNG loot is there

dark garnet
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Im glad i have the founders Edition, lets me bypass the queue 😄

astral tulip
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bsg says all servers stable, my ass

crimson jungle
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Тарков это кайф!

stiff chasm
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are serverrs down

coarse violet
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07376 424286

devout trellis
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this is why the game dies

ashen folio
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why is qeue not moving from 50600 to 50400 in 20 mins is it broken?

kindred cedar
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anyways , is there an update ? i went pass queue but i get error 500 after staying on "Profile Data Loading..." for some time

torpid kernel
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im stuck at 135k in que

hazy cape
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critical error receiving profile data tarkov what does this mean

mossy briar
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Restart Launcher servers are up!!! Restart Launcher servers are up!!!
Restart Launcher servers are up!Restart Launcher servers are up!

shadow hedge
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escape from the chair and ur playing as nikita

craggy wren
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Phone number call me for Support 07376 424286

ashen folio
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Fuck this stupid pathetic game waited 2hrs just to get into the game to get booted for back end error, fuck these stupid twitch drop events and fix your god dam game for the people who pay to play not pay to queue.

true moss
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Guys Servers are up restart laucher!!!

twin shuttle
pastel sage
sweet dust
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SERVERS ARE UP RESTART LAUNCHER!!!

mystic loom
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HTTP internal server Error KEKL

fringe locust
obtuse elbow
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cant tell if yall capping or not

ashen folio
wind shoal
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WE ORDER BIG DADDY NIKITA TO REMOVE THE TIMER IMMEDIATELY

river storm
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rEmOvE cHaT tImEr

loud vapor
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WE ORDER BIG MAN NIKITA TO REMOVE CHAT TIMER.

golden rivet
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WE ORDER BIG DADDY NIKITA TO REMOVE CHAT TIMER

dark garnet
bitter hull
waxen pecan
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uwu wuts dis tarkowv

idle falcon
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Deadass b the servers r up restart that launcher g

ashen folio
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how long do i need to get out of the blackscreen post-raid? been stuck on it for 8 minutes now

narrow plover
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its bugged then avocado, gotta restart sadly. same shit happens to me

pulsar river
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GET RID OF CHAT TIMER
PLEASE

ancient talon
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chill guys onnly 15day que

hazy cape
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I opened my game and got the error "critical error receiving profile data" how do i fix this

icy raft
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Q just stopped and launched the game lol

crimson saddle
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at least let people get instantly back in, who got kicked out while playing like rust does it aswell

obsidian junco
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We had an issue with a data center recently. They had some physical communication issue between their local stuff and instead of fixing they just shut down two very important servers. Also we are being DDOS'd right now. About backend - we found some bugs that only appear under heavy load. Smartasses will say - you had to do stress tests. We didn't do those before patch because we were out of time and resources before deadline. Even then some issues don't appear on stress tests, only under real load. Yesterday we added a queue system with player cap, it wasnt reached, but today it probably will be.

sharp pewter
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i just insta launched game ???

astral tulip
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queue gone

twin shuttle
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i did actually restart my game when the dudes said it was up, que disappeared and im loading the game now

ashen folio
somber snow
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ahaha I got in immediately, no queue, suck it losers

pastel sage
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Anyone else enjoy loadout lottery? Like PMC Scav to the max.

fringe locust
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GUYS THE QUEUE IS GONE

shadow hedge
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just hopped 100k queue and let me in get fucked noobs coolpepe

rigid gull
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WIPE?

misty kelp
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so what all SUPER geap gun setups to yall got, im talking cheaper than scav loadout, im talking AK with no stockor dust cover cheap

craggy wren
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Phone number call me for seccy talktime 07376 424286

mossy briar
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Cannot establish server connection. Please try again later.

ERROR: 106015

ancient talon
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EOD gives fast pass now I skipped the que fawdzSmoke

torn path
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They killed queue eft_sadbear

astral tulip
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I phoned up nikitia, told him he bitchmade, he listened 🙏 eft_PrapKEK no more queue no more queue only crashes and infinite loading

idle falcon
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Profile data loader.exe

tall grove
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If they killed queue they might shut the servers down for a while. Or they fixed things for the time being.

calm inlet
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where can i get the rope edition for this game?

misty kelp
young owl
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they removed the queue so people can start crying about profile data loading

warped thunder
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cant establish server connection OMEGALUL

obsidian junco
frosty basin
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Inb4 "REEEEEEEE WTF BSG WHY DID YOU REMOVE QUEUE REEEE GAME WONT LOAD"

ashen folio
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STREETS IS OUT HOLY FUCK EVERYONE GET IN NOW

low marsh
hazy field
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i hope all u shitters get banned

faint spoke
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servers are down here we go servers are down here we go servers are down here we go servers are down here we go

bitter marten
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when you buy an early access game you are buying an early access game stop complaining lmao

ancient talon
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3 day ban inc lmao

zealous sun
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHEAT ON TARKOV WHEN I CANT EVEN JOIN THE GAME

bold fox
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FUCK OFF DROPSHITS GET OUT YOU DONT EVEN PLAY FUCK OFFFFFFFFF

ashen folio
rocky python
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My only vote is EOD should get queue priority

fringe locust
pastel sage
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Go back to EFT 1 swine

errant needle
frigid wind
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shits ass

long chasm
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Tōyama

glacial pasture
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fix your servers!!!!!!

pulsar river
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Sometimes i randomly skip queue

devout frost
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CALM DOWN

misty kelp
young owl
royal plume
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FUCK THIS SHIT

obtuse elbow
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hope u guys are proud of urselves. u all complained about queue. it shit itself, like yall didnt expect it or something, and now nobody can play and they've had to restart their whole shit. congrats

faint spoke
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lul

idle falcon
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Lol how is this our fault nice servers bsg

lusty thistle
prime crypt
nova axle
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these technical issues are brutal, but....but, lifes not always fair, get used it boys and girls

fringe locust
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HAHAHAHA THE LAUNCHER ABSOLUTELY SHIT ITSELF I CAN'T EVEN LAUNCH IT eft_PrapKEK

ashen folio
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BSG will rollback servers again... R.I.P my quests

sweet dust
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new copypasta dropped "I'm sorry but no game has server issues this prominent, this consistently, over and over again. And, when they do have bad server issues or desync etc (such as R6 siege) they dedicate a whole seasons worth of patches and development just to fix the health of the game"

low marsh
open plover
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why do people keep complaining just wait until its fixed

pastel sage
halcyon shuttle
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Gateway timeout? Are the servers down or is this my end? Damnit

rocky python
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I just want to see how big the queue is once servers go up. Someone please send me a screenshot XD

young owl
balmy heron
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tarkov is down

fierce rampart
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servers are full dead

proud raven
calm tinsel
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No my printers, my printers are getting mugged

rugged minnow
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HOW ENTER TARKOV?

magic vapor
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ITS BACK I FINALLY LOADED OUT OF MY RAID BACK TO MY STASH

sweet berry
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I feel bad for the BSG employees working at 3 am cus nikita doesnt want to allocate resources to better backend servers lmao

velvet garnet
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you dont

vale rock
bitter marten
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bro ya'll are crybabies

acoustic hemlock
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Is anyone still huffing copium?

misty kelp
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how does spamming the server with walls of text help anyone

idle falcon
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Any% server optimization speedrun

blazing sphinx
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what would you do for a klondike bar

next pelican
bold plover
turbid nebula
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this server did your mum

torn path
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@feral sable

nova axle
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wtf is this pathetic essay everyone is reposting? to whoever originally wrote it, it's time for you to stop playing video games altogether and pursue other endeavors

burnt ember
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tapioco

mystic loom
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cringe paste

elfin tinsel
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MODS It's spam when I send the message once MODS Mod logic

tardy kettle
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hey guys i think the servers are down can anyone confirm

grand dew
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servers r down

silk ice
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PLEASE EFT STAFF WE NEED AN UPDATE

stiff relic
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ARE SERVERS DEAD?

lime sparrow
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whats this error on post ?

rugged minnow
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Should sell more copies for discount. should sell 5 eod for 1

sweet berry
feral sable
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spam is 3 day mute btw

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no more

sharp pewter
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thank the lord for sessamy

west tartan
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finally lol

misty kelp
tall grove
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Ban them al

low marsh
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i aint the only one with 600 hours and shit at the game right?

young owl
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3 day mute is not enough this is not even funny spam it's just annoying

warped thunder
zealous vector
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Does anybody know how to fix the black screen after extract WITHOUT rebooting the game? Does it fix itself after the raid ends?

shadow hedge
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where can i find that paragraph that everyone spamming?

ashen folio
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agreed with @young owl

lapis bay
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why are the servers again ?

sweet dust
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FOR THE CAUSE!!!

hoary sky
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.........

acoustic hemlock
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I'm seeing a severe lack of copium. Where's the guys that keep saying this objectively terrible experience is okay.

coral arrow
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refunds? how ? when ? please tell us how

bold fox
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Backend error after black screen and loading, should I alt f4?

feral sable
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mute is 3d spam

prime crypt
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This game is basically just a copy of Black Ops Cold War, Why dont people just go and play that instead of wawiting on these horrendous servers...

burnt ember
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tapioco

next pelican
shrewd dock
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I enjoy reading this chat while I'm pooping. 10 minutes to text again lmao

idle falcon
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theyre finally coming to their senses and taking out santa!

vivid sky
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let me playyy

graceful raptor
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i just pulled violet and i hope there is no rollback

weak bridge
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would eod make it easier for me to get in

ashen folio
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guys lets keep spamming and crash the discord too!

west tartan
ashen folio
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Santa suck ded moroz rulez

bitter marten
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you guys need to go outside

delicate remnant
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Bro. Like. Why do the BSG Tarkov-servers actually have to be so extremely bad? Like, they are always fkn down. Look at CS:GO or something. People play CS:GO way more than people play Tarkov and CS:GO is free, though Tarkov costs alot of money, but the servers are fkn garbage. Why? Are they doing it on fkn purpose or what?

delicate salmon
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dude tarkov is just a fun game but the devs keep breaking it

nova axle
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imagine coming in here and crying everytime theres a technical issue, obviously the devs are having tech difficulties during the implementation of the new patch, its like, get over it or go play club penguin er somethin

next forge
pearl summit
thorny heath
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bingus

heavy drift
ancient talon
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BSG tweeted, explains everything

silver hearth
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bro the fuckin servers have not had a SINGLE DAY of operation. shit's been down literally daily since wipe

bleak kiln
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thma they really incresed the slowdon timer 10m

vocal parcel
bold plover
junior pond
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i love how u guys cant accept the truth with this game rn its had server problems for weeks and they keep doing stupid events making it worse and dont seem to fix much not to mention this crap happened last wipe too so its nothing new. if server problems were rare we wouldnt care but they are so frequent we cant even play

chilly prism
lost robin
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escape from queue

vast lion
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at least they are deleting copypastas in eft chat, they got their priorities straight

steady lantern
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hey anyone else install tarkov and get a bad gateway error?

mossy quest
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Anyone else is having badgateway error?

dense dove
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feel bad for all the streamers who had today as an opportunity to grow their channel and get more viewers and have to cut it short due to the servers. also how the fuck is the evasion tournament still working just fine?

stable ridge
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We finally did it guys! We finally manage to Escape From Tarkov™

fathom crater
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lmaaaoooooo

strong ibex
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cant escape reality if you cant enter tarkov

gaunt mortar
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@hazy shoal fix the bad gate way dad 😭

proud raven
hazy cape
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I opened my game and got the error "critical error receiving profile data" what does this mean, and why can't I play

misty kelp
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its not about accepting the truth its about the server turning into twitch chat spam with no meaning or purpose. it completly shuts down the discord for no benifit to anyone

lilac garnet
chilly sonnet
open plover
astral tulip
dreamy meteor
golden otter
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HOLY SHIT THEY TOOK TARKOV OFFLINE

somber snow
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hey sweet my 10 minutes are up time for a new message!!!

queen gazelle
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Servers are back up!! Join before theres a queue lol

violet hatch
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launcher tweakin

fair nymph
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doesnt happen to rust

fallen wren
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bad gateway error for me

remote fjord
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was at extract after doing task for pain kills and of course, game goes down had it first try to

dreamy epoch
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nikita enjoying his vodka while he observes his entire legacy burn

sterile cradle
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i wonder how hot it is in the BSG server rooms

golden kraken
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New game: ATTEMPT TO ENTER TARKOV

fringe locust
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If any mod is reading this : I’m sorry

round jungle
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had to wait in queue for 30+mins just for this L

ashen shadow
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yall trying to play supper ppl rn?

neon hazel
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we should all play 7 days to die

fierce comet
ashen folio
obtuse elbow
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.

silk ice
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no more tarkov for the next few hours

potent pulsar
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#FirstWipe2022

spark ore
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omg this is so dumb servers are down ugh

median orbit
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Servers down the second I try to log in.. great. launcher says bad gateway or something

ember sundial
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вы устали выключать и снова включать серверы? я работаю в техподдержке, которая работает всегда

hasty stirrup
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i love this game so much lmao

coral arrow
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i love this game and would love to play it

fresh fox
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SERVERS DOWN OFF AND ON FOR A WEEK. but atleast we have Twitch drops that are 100% not-related, right guys!

covert hare
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servers are up idk what you guys are talking about

idle falcon
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yall payed $150 for a loading simulatoreft_BSGPLS

shadow light
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I PAID 80 EUROS TO GET THIS DUMBSTER FIRE OF A GAME THAT HAS GAME BREAKING BUGS WITH 5 YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT MAYBE EVEN MORE

safe anvil
fresh imp
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all of you try talking to a woman without stuttering, she cant be an anime waifu

proven quest
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One message removed from a suspended account.

lusty thistle
foggy blade
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fml now i have to go spend time with the gf

silent solstice
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disgrace

torpid kernel
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haha sucks for those of you with work/school tomorrow

ashen folio
random axle
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This gateway error has taken my life force

violet holly
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CCU is concurrent users worldwide for that game id/account. That tweet was just some sorry bull shit excuse they want us to eat up

molten stone
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no one in this chat lmao

keen spoke
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I am going to BLOW custom dorms up with my BOMB. With my BOMB.

  • also whats up with the 10 minute cooldown wtf
  • I'll pay 50k rubles for the servers to come back, ill suck anyones dick just please let me play
silver hearth
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bro the fuckin servers have not had a SINGLE DAY of operation. shit's been down literally daily since wipe

acoustic hemlock
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10 minutes slo mod go brrrrt

vale rock
steady grail
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what is the bad gateway error mean?

near thistle
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nikita in bed with 3 fat Russian chicks rn rolling in a pile of USD

cursive drum
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How many eggs you think we could fry on BSG's servers?

heavy yew
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i love the game the thing is i spend my money on a game i cant play

deep quiver
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new game name

Escape from the players and dont buy better servers

somber snow
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I fart in your general direction and I wave my private parts at your Auntie!

clever void
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game fucking sucks fucking fat bullshit

rose mural
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has anyone gotten any good kiba attachments? i feel like looting kiba has been really bad ever since dynamic loot change. Besides whenever thermal spawns the shelves have been spawning dogshit attachments is it just me?

twin loom
light vine
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It does not hurt to go out and take a break. The game has issues yes, but theres no need for death threats. People are fuckin stupid.

queen gazelle
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anyone else in? I'm loading a customs rn to see if it even lets me in, I saw other people in lobby too

upbeat wren
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been getting bad gateway for like 30 mins now lol

twilit turret
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cant even launch the launcher, just get bad gateway.

paper wagon
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^

thorn acorn
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is it working yet?

open igloo
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so im guessing the servers are worse than a couple hours ago as i have an error to even enter the queue now?

fallen wren
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EOD players malding because they couldnt pay 2 win this time lmao. get rekt

frosty relic
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borked

rose oasis
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mad cus poor

proud oracle
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just to clarify. game is NOT down for a week. queues are temporary. this shit is NOT because of the twitch drops. bsg ARE irresponsible, but shit happens. bsg tarkov crew is gonna continue to work over the holidays to resolve these issues. stop being weird and crying, epic games store has Tomb Raider for free rn, u should go and play that if you cant handle 30 minute queues.

wild karma
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is it up?

muted apex
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poor BSG

low marsh
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i won standart edition in giveaway so im good lol

vivid python
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Is this a DDOS attack by chance?

ancient current
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I’m literally vomiting everywhere

rich ether
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EoD should have separate queue change my mind

cosmic temple
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tarkov is working for me and everyone ik i thinks its just for you guys

thorn creek
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ive been getting a bad gateway when trying to open the launcher

icy bramble
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just got 20 ledx

untold crescent
nova axle
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i noticed a cooldown timer when u hit the "play" button in launcher, is this because the kiddies are getting upset and spamming it???

shrewd helm
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i deleted system 32 and i was able to launch

fringe geode
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Just got a red keycard for my legendary drop

coral arrow
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Tarkov is over all the Tarkov streamers are playing crab game, Crap game is the new survival game crab game crab gamecrab game crab gamecrab game crab gamecrab game

jaunty totem
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grrrr i just got 3 red keycards!!!!! then the game crashed!!!! I demand those red keycards when I load up the game!!!!

ashen folio
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I bet they shut down the game for hide the misery

ember aurora
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are servers down again?

ashen folio
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Escape from mods deleting your complaints about the servers

shrewd dock
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Hey. I have a serious question. Which scav boss is hottest? Tagilla gets me hot and soaked

regal thunder
obsidian junco
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i have a serious question: would you recommend this game to someone else?

stray gazelle
dreamy meteor
timber laurel
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My gen is on and im at the loading screen for hideout........

idle falcon
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bsg are sitting in their thrones of eod accounts laughing at you idiots

frail notch
bitter orchid
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IM COVERING THE WALLS IN MY OWN FECESE IM SO ANGRY

misty kelp
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while yall were spamming i was sitting here watching lord of the rings, i think m y afternoon was better spent

left vapor
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everyone lets go touch some grass till tarkov is back up

hasty stirrup
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welp i guess its time to play Star Citizen lolololol

plucky wasp
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are the servers down

ashen folio
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all they are doing is putting bandaids on this game smh

dark garnet
warm terrace
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Yo anyone else kinda bricked up?

fresh granite
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@dire raptor If you were extracting in raid and got DCd what would happen * edited this to make it a better question to apply to my and most likely many others situations*

sleek mortar
novel trail
runic peak
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yo any1 know what this is about

normal gale
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servers are down. anyone want to play ready or not and take out our aggression by smoking civilians and giving them forgiveness chem lights

twilit turret
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10 minutes slowmode feels excessive for chat#2

dire comet
river storm
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WOW 10 MINUTES lmao

rough tapir
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can yall roll back 2 days? loollllll

worldly wedge
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I cant even launch the launcher, it's saying bad gateway.... is this the same error most are getting?

wanton elm
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haha

lunar forum
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anyone else getting the error on post error

dense dove
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now twitch is broken lol

tame basin
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cant wait for the influx of the new baby bitches players that complain about the server to leave so the rest of us can keep playing. if you cant be patient and wait for servers to work you'll never succeed in the game

shut wharf
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has anything like this much of a frequent servers issue happened b4?

low marsh
shadow light
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WHEN will the drops end plz help

coral arrow
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TALK IN THE OTHER CHATS THERE IS NO TIMER

rocky python
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@shut wharf 2 years ago. The last time they did the major twitch drop event

ashen folio
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Excuse me! Excuse me!... I just got off the phone with technical support, they asked if you tried turning it off and then back on again! 🤣 🍻

open void
cedar thistle
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Does anyone want to play ready or not?? I promise I’m no rat gurl

upbeat wren
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buying girlfriend 10 rubles

chilly nova
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boutta go play some fornite

twilit mortar
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Guys as easy as it is to hate on BSG, they put so much work into this wipe and they are my little pogchamp <3

covert forum
spice zealot
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guys i think the servers are down

steady imp
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is still this the chat for talking about the most op weapon in the game?

wide mica
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Heyyo everyone

gray thistle
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I suggest we raid our local tech stores for gas analyzers and GPUs

reef tundra
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We introduce queue to eliminate server crash.....Da

acoustic hemlock
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If you rip your walls down to scavenge the copper Nikita will give you metal spare parts

fallen wren
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imagine simping for profit making companies, its actually so pathetic

vocal parcel
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stop hating guys like come on...eventually everything will be fixed I hope

solemn adder
# covert forum then make your own game? if u think u can make itbetter lmao

not really a good argument. You don't have to make a movie to talk about how bad other movies are. I agree that this is a little crazy that they haven't fixed the server issues but 5 years in development while having a somewhat playable build for a game of the scale they want is somewhat understandable, especially with how small of a studio is working on it. Also, 10 minute chat cooldown is a little insane

molten crag
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some of you should probably clean your house right now

dire raptor
copper gate
#

anyone wanna play yugioh duel links

brazen canopy
#

CHAT 1 IS A WAR ZONE LETSFUCKINGGOOO

manic prairie
#

people keep saying servers are back up but i still cant open my fucking launcher

thorn creek
#

@untold crescent i was born at night but not last night my dude

glacial coyote
#

@dire raptor is there no ETA? like 1 hour ? 6?

lapis herald
#

This fuckin slowmode

hardy minnow
#

im in a factory raid with no pmc's

near thistle
#

chat 2 on top

burnt ember
#

SERVERS UP

mellow tapir
#

SERVER ARE UP OMG YES

shy forum
fresh fox
#

servers wont be back up for 3 hours

plain kayak
#

😦

warm terrace
#

i'm shaking and throwing up rn

dire raptor
fringe locust
#

yup... that's the error that everyone's getting

dim goblet
#

hope yall guys will be able to fix it soon

median orbit
#

Y'all are a toxic bunch aren't ya?

low marsh
#

noone asked you to buy eod, you coulda just bought standard edition, and dont give me that its hard to play bs,if you cant play because you dont have the starting advantage and gamma case youre bad 😄 forgot to click reply ffs

remote fjord
#

error on post when hitting launcher no fix to that?

wise barn
dire raptor
ashen folio
#

Servers are finally back up rn

smoky sand
ashen folio
#

what's chat cooldown here?

sweet dust
#

SERVERS UPP??

low pewter
#

So like is there any idea of how long this'll last?

covert tinsel
dense dove
#

hey what about if instead of having a plane drop a supply crate for airdrop...we get to see the plane flying overhead then see a rocket bring it down and the crash site is scattered with loot. Would be hot af pvp and would fit in with the lore of a no fly zone. and each plane could be different like a plane with gear and armor or a plane with medical supplies and shit. would be cool

urban flax
#

@dire raptor Just curious how many players are trying to log in and play right now? 700-800K? or even more??

agile yoke
dire raptor
ashen folio
#

How to fix Error on Post, bad gateway when opening launcher?

full lagoon
#

RIP JOE ROGAN

vestal yew
#

hey guys my launcher wont work, anybody know how to fix

jovial lava
#

I'm just over here trying to kill scavs and you guys out here killing the whole game

ashen folio
wary trail
#

You throw your pc off a bridge should work

mossy briar
#

i love nigerian people

marble jewel
#

on a serious note.. do you remember when people used to be commonly good?

coral arrow
sterile cradle
ashen folio
#

why the hell people saying the n word lol

fierce spoke
#

@dire raptor How can they say and be sure the overload isn't due to the popularity the game is experiencing through the twitch drops? There is so many afk accounts watching and boosting it for other people.

dire raptor
safe cargo
#

ban all anime pfp and then servers will work ty mods

broken frost
#

tarkov bad

compact cloak
#

BSG crew cleaned up, noice. discord mods were being dicks earlier about the servers being down. thanks Tobias

young scaffold
#

whats with the slowmode , i demand VIP privileges so i can whine about the game but still play 16h a day

undone current
formal garden
#

can someone buy me eod my gamertage is the same as dis

reef tundra
#

Should prioritize EOD players in queue, just saying... Should be a perk to shelling out over $100 to play a game that wont run.

warped quest
#

why my launcher no work

spiral nymph
#

I JUST WANNA PLAY MAN

mellow tapir
#

DO YOU HAVE AN ESTIMATE?

warped ibex
ashen folio
#

@cerulean stirrup@vital geyser Letting the rogue farmers kill the rogues and then sniping them and taking the loot 😩 (writing here cause of retar ded 10 min cooldown)

woven cave
ebon crescent
light oriole
tranquil gate
#

im gonna kms guys : (

vital geyser
fringe locust
dire raptor
covert hare
#

dev ops engineer? i can fix this and make true HA systems that will autoscale as the player count unexpectedly rises

delicate remnant
fallow vortex
#

game is working fine for me! 👍
@remote fjord whatever helps you sleep at night, i'm chilling rn though

midnight gazelle
ashen folio
#

i just beat my fucking dick to a scav

remote fjord
#

@fallow vortex thats a lie and you know it

languid lagoon
pastel notch
#

.

tribal zephyr
#

mods gay

junior owl
#

@dire raptor what are the job avalable positions right now? to apply

wintry crescent
#

ah nice a chat that isnt constantly blowing up

fair garden
#

OMG i cant believe you DISCORD MODS have not fixed the game yet....this how yall sound...idiots\

chilly path
#

fix THE GAME

coral arrow
agile yoke
ember zodiac
#

I just realised, My generator is stoll On xD

hazy temple
#

YO GUYS SERVERS ARE BACK

sleek vale
#

Is this chat-2 better than eft-chat ? Or is this like Home Alone 2 where we already know what's prolly gonna happen and the whole "after-shave hands to the face thing" isn't funny anymore ?

tulip marlin
#

lies

mellow tapir
#

work for me too

toxic jewel
#

can't open launcher.

misty kelp
#

while yall were shitting thee bed i sat and watched lord of the rings like a true chad

spark imp
#

@glad flame help us please stop wasting all of bsg's budget on ur chronic porn addiction you fat slob i hate you so much, rumor has it nikita himself gambled away half of bsg's money on an online cassino thats why they cant afford new servers

hollow creek
#

guys guys why are no server working is not?

wanton fractal
#

Error on post? Can't even get into launcher

austere mica
#

Error on POST https://launcher.escapefromtarkov.com/launcher/config?launcherVersion=12.11.1.1827. Status code: GatewayTimeout
🤡 🤡 🤡

halcyon reef
#

Anyone else getting an error on POST?

torpid tulip
#

cant post either

signal turret
hardy minnow
#

atleast give us a hyper sexualized female pmc for the servers being down

frozen relic
#

rust>eft

clever hornet
remote fjord
#

@dire raptor i did a task and was headed out to extract im gonna guess im have to do it again.. cause it was an annoying one

mystic plover
#

@sick nymph Even if all the hokage came together, it cannot save the game.

ashen folio
#

time to play unturnov

next prawn
#

Am I the only one that thinks that the recoil changes are very unrealistic and bad? Like all they had to do is buff single fire and burst so that they have very minimal recoil and make full auto have more horizontal kick after the first few rounds

neon hazel
twin gale
#

When is wipe?

wispy belfry
#

there gonna add a queue to the launcher now xD

severe sinew
#

We did it boys we escaped Tarkov

slender bobcat
#

lmao right

versed seal
#

wtf is bSG doing

dire raptor
upbeat ermine
#

any updates on when servers stop shitting themselves?

honest basin
ashen folio
#

@dire raptor thank you for being so responsive amongst all of these complaining. Must be annoying.

vague cypress
dire raptor
tough peak
#

Next question they should ask the Dev is to give specs of servers and how old are the servers and how often do they replace or upgrade the hardware. As Gaming Server needs upgrade/replacing almost yearly compared to a normal business server that only does firewall and data.

silver sonnet
#

Can someone gift me Tarkov?

warm terrace
main tangle
#

i'd like to play

cyan ravine
sterile cradle
#

gonna go on an afternoon stroll to maybe buy some wings. Lets pray the BSG employees can find and resolve the issue by then. I pray to the BSG gods.

quaint prairie
#

bruh

dire raptor
light crown
narrow fossil
lament badger
steep marten
ivory veldt
#

ArE tHe SeRvErS dOwN?????

mellow pollen
#

Cant even open the launcher

chilly path
#

Please fix the servers man i gotta fix my self everyday so the servers shouldnt be that hard nomsaying? like just unplug them and plug them back in. all im trying to do is get to lvl 15 before i have to work all week and have no life and the whole one raid before bed aint gonna cut it and the servers will probably be down when i try all week, so if you could get em up so i could maybe enjoy ONE raid before i cant that would be splended.

sleek vale
buoyant mango
vivid pier
#

ive been having a great time this wipe apart from the terrible backend lobby issues

cobalt flint
ashen folio
#

good game trustttt

sweet dust
#

COME JOIN UP ON jklmDOTfun/PYVM

proud lintel
#

150$ game btw lmaoooooo

dire raptor
dire raptor
low marsh
junior owl
#

@dire raptor ,could you add me so you can take a look at my cv and maybe let me know if i would fit somewhere here?

solid forge
#

this server incident has given me time to realize how boring my life is when i cant waste it on vidyas

jovial lava
#

BSG employees must be out there searching through neighborhood tool boxes looking for wires, capacitors, and cpu fans to fix the servers. stay hydrated

ripe compass
#

Is there an ETA for servers going back up

amber bane
#

tomorrow for 2 hours

velvet garnet
#

is there a reason we gotta do a twitch event right after a whipe lol. seems like poor timing

clever hornet
fallen wren
#

offline mode should be available when the bitcoin mining rigs aka tarkov servers are down

hybrid iris
#

May I ask you just one question?

onyx lance
#

no

long mango
upbeat wren
#

clearly BSG Doesnt own an air fryer

ashen folio
#

this is shit is funny af lmao

strong notch
#

u can call me the bussy bandit

toxic jewel
#

anyone having launcher issue?

near thistle
#

everyone go in chat 1 and tell them chat #2 on top

balmy comet
#

Everyone is having launcher issues.

ashen folio
#

nope, mine is working just fine. just killed killa.

keen ridge
ashen folio
#

i died in a raid where i had a wife that loved me, kids and a successful job PLS refund me BSG

vernal kite
#

Hi

dire raptor
prisma ruin
#

cant launch tarkov? anyone know why I just hopped on??

ashen folio
#

@dire raptor is the game gonna be up in the next hr cause its 2 am its so stupid waiting at this point just wanna chill and play

sly marsh
#

same here

sleek hornet
#

@prisma ruin you sweet summer child

ashen folio
unique wasp
#

hey guys i have a question i just bought the game and im getting error code gateway time out is there any way too fix this

warm lark
#

i cant open the launcher might be a US region issue

fathom lark
#

CHAT1 LAME

untold mirage
#

cooldown is too long

smoky aspen
#

aint no way this game is keepin it nifty on 55 on hood

meager hemlock
#

oof the laucnher wont even open for me

narrow fossil
#

After your 69th attempt to open the launcher it will work

alpine nymph
#

@unkempt coralwhen will queue system have it so you can skip queue if the game crashes or something happens?

ashen folio
#

YO SERVERS ARE BACK UP POGGERS

wicked scroll
#

plz bsg

versed imp
tranquil gate
#

@ashen folio on crip banging blood its not up doofus mc butthole

unkempt coral
ember zodiac
#

Peeps i am going to bed its almost 3 am in the night, everyone good luck and dont get too mad at the developers :3

fair moon
fathom crater
#

why can I not post cat gifs :(((((

subtle shell
#

i lost 87 found in raid red keycards and i expect early access to streets as payment thank you bye

fading willow
#

Im getting in a scav run right now

sage aspen
low marsh
#

its 4am and i want to play but i dont think thatll happen before like 6

slim perch
#

Waiting for a year so im going watch the tarkov lore and see what this game story is really aboutalmighty_killa_head eft_tagilla_face

versed seal
covert forum
#

Launcher is ded too...

remote willow
#

servers are upppp

violet ruin
#

no?

lucid dew
#

Do yall really just fill your off-time by trolling?

mystic atlas
dire raptor
split basalt
#

SERVERS ARE BACK UP GUYS!!!!!!

velvet garnet
#

saying something is broken would go a long way to keeping the peace lol

gaunt crater
chilly path
#

SERVERS UP!

bright drift
#

SERVERS ONLINE BOYS

green jewel
#

Servers up!!!!!!

upbeat ermine
fringe geode
pearl summit
onyx saffron
#

SERVERS UP

quasi oxide
#

tarkov down? launcher won't start "Error on POST"

craggy path
#

same BadGateway

balmy pollen
#

SERVERS UP

visual sierra
#

WRONG

dire raptor
manic kindle
#

cap boys servers not up agony

twin halo
#

^

past wave
#

servers are still down

inner olive
#

Its been almost 45 minutes without tarkov, I can't stop shaking and i'm having severe withdrawls. I woke up today trying to log onto tarkov but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few moments. I couldn't go to school today, I can't leave the house. I can barely breathe

ripe lily
#

has BSG said anything about when the game is going to be bac up or whats happening

spiral smelt
#

can we start banning people that falsly claim server are up

dire raptor
acoustic kettle
#

"lets introduce a que for server stability, but also not even let people into the launcher"

fading sapphire
#

Man, some of you really need a life.

toxic jewel
#

whats up chat?

tacit umbra
#

servers were fine this morning

dense dove
#

hey what about if instead of having a plane drop a supply crate for airdrop...we get to see the plane flying overhead then see a rocket bring it down and the crash site is scattered with loot. Would be hot af pvp and would fit in with the lore of a no fly zone. and each plane could be different like a plane with gear and armor or a plane with medical supplies and shit. would be cool

dim goblet
#

@dire raptor sorry people are be such a holes yall take your time with getting the server up hope yall are having good day

elder shard
#

pls fix servers

hushed timber
#

If i buy one of the more expensive game versions will i get everything right now or will i have to wait to next wipe?

native aurora
#

the last time there was over 100k queues then it exploded

wintry iron
#

In the year or two i've been playing Tarkov i've never seen it down like this like look @ the ups people. The game is literally the most watched on twitch and the Devs said they are WORKING THROUGH THE HOLIDAYS you insensitive shits

dire raptor
torpid granite
#

10 min slow mode COPIUM

crisp ibex
compact cloak
#

I love watching the discord mods freak out in eft-chat but in eft-chat-2 its just chad BSG crew relaxing french gonna eat those words

lucid abyss
#

This channel got only a minor spam wave, luckily.

#

I'd like to not regret those words.

open plover
#

servers are not up lol wut

ashen folio
#

OMG I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET ON THE GAME!!! IT'S NOT EVEN HARD LMAO eft_PrapKEK ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS wait for the devs to fix it and relax

solemn dagger
#

I decided to smoke my tarkov problems away to cover that withdrawl

ashen folio
#

praise be nikita servers are back

sleek hornet
#

I'm able to launch the game but we will see if it works

ashen folio
#

back up and logging in!

ebon crescent
#

LADS ITS WORKING

broken lynx
reef tundra
#

back up boys! lfg!

fickle urchin
#

The launcher worked and I just opened the game

misty kelp
#

i just cant figure out why they decide to make the discord server unusable everytime something happens. i just want to talk about the toz-106 😦

unique wasp
#

are the servers messed up or something i just bought the game

acoustic echo
#

I black screened on extract as the servers crashed and didnt get to keep any of my loot D:

jaunty totem
#

@ashen folio 10 minute timer, they rolled back 1 raid

low marsh
#

Oh shit wtf i got in, seriously, FUCK THEY ROLLBACKED I LOST 2 AESA'S

regal thunder
#

Well F my SBIH completion & the punisher part 4, it got rolled back

remote fjord
#

it isnt working dont believe it there lying youll get notified

graceful raptor
#

f u battlestate just lost a violet

ebon seal
#

what weirdos

native nebula
#

THE SERVERS ARE NOT UP

warped ibex
zenith trench
ashen folio
quasi oxide
#

in light of the#eft-announcements heads-up...i guess 6pm PST is prime time, perhaps this is the worst possible time to attempt a match--i'll try another time period >.<

tough peak
visual mulch
#

they are

fathom crater
#

not so sure but I think I am in

small tide
#

holy shit im in

obsidian valve
#

its def up im in rn

tawny kelp
#

thanks BSG love u

umbral aspen
#

bsg stands for braindead spastic gremlins

boreal dragon
#

I really hope we get compensated for this fucking garbage game. Im so mad that they made people lose gear even though we were at extract going back to the menu. literal black screen and then this shit? For real? I lost a bitcoin a fully kitted ump and 2 missions

worthy torrent
#

Servers up

devout girder
#

what is better tt or glock 17

lime dune
narrow plover
#

Holy shit it just let me log in first try without a que, was on earlier today with a 170,000 que

broken wasp
#

this game is absolutely dog trash (its been down all day!!!!!!!!)

ashen folio
#

I really hope we get compensated for this fucking garbage game. Im so mad that they made people lose gear even though we were at extract going back to the menu. literal black screen and then this shit? For real? I lost a bitcoin a fully kitted ump and 2 missions

regal thunder
#

I don't care about the loot, that I always can get back, but my tarkov shooter part 4 & SBIH, them I can never get them back eft_crybear
I've been playing Shoreline nonstop to please Mr Peacekeeper

brazen leaf
#

in need of a duo partner. I mainly solo. I am currently lvl 21. anyone interested in being a consistent duo partner feel free to reach out Gamemod

fathom crater
#

is the game just super silent for me ?

ashen folio
#

@ashen folio i can see why you have a middle finger as your profile pic

tawny kelp
#

thanks BSG love u

low marsh
#

this fucking game, deletes 500k worth of shit and then there unkillable rouges

hollow mist
#

Yikes

lapis topaz
#

SEVER UP

spice thunder
#

Lost my 2 mill UD dollars I brought into the raid

dry marsh
#

I wish there was a little message telling me that the reason My launcher was crashing was because of the outage... seen alot of stuff on forums saying its not because of the overloaded servers but it indeed was... well i have to redownload my game now but atleast it might work now

quasi oxide
# devout girder what is better tt or glock 17

TT is kinda like a 1911, one of the only two weapons you can get a suppressor for at trader level 1 (other being VPO-209?) the suppressor cost twice as much as the weapon, so I only take it out of the security case to attach it when I don't want to draw too much attention with my first few kills entering a match; if you move very fast at looting the first few kills mebbe you don't really need a suppressor--test things out--the way things are, multiple scavs might be programmed to patrol the same route, so suppressor or not, they'll come to you;anyway timely headshots are gonna be key, so practice practice, and don't skimp on economical iron sight upgrades if possible

drowsy cloud
#

yo anyone got purple christmas balls willing to trade or somethin just dm me if so

stuck bane
#

i just looked it up, and the russian mre's actually come in a package that's resealable, so you should 100% be able to eat some and reseal it

neon river
#

hey can somebody please trade me a "5.56x45 Surefire MAG5-60STANG 60 Round mag" Its bought cheap on Peacekeeper level 3 barter item, I can give you roubles if u message me and we can trade thanks

untold mirage
#

is slowmode still 10 minutes

low marsh
#

i love it when some dumbasses teammate saves his day and kills me

static valve
#

i want to refund this shit game that rolls back after you extract

frosty sapphire
#

@sand spindle didnt realize there was that slowmode lol. appreciate the help

dusky lily
gaunt crater
#

It’s back online again

mighty oar
bronze talon
#

getting backlog errors now

quasi oxide
#

still bad time to play? i guess still prime time

steady imp
#

what's the point on rogues not killing player scavs?, weren't they supposed to protect their camp from everyone?

robust frigate
#

just lost -1.00 scav karma after ded moroz shot at me

analog flare
#

😆

static valve
heavy drift
#

Hopefully i duped my freshly bought thicc icase

astral tulip
storm owl
#

eft chat 1 in shambles rn

tawny kelp
#

eft-chat-2 love you guys

cobalt flint
twin gale
#

Are servers up

lapis topaz
#

nop[e

grim axle
#

game crash again? I got an error and stuck at the loading screen

solid forge
#

welp it was fun while it lasted

steady fiber
#

i got loot worth 200k+ 🙃

deep beacon
ashen folio
arctic bramble
empty dock
#

stuck in loading profile data anyone?

magic vapor
#

yep servers going to shit rn again, and 2 of my quests are glitched the last time the game servers went down earlier today i had 2 quests comlpeted on me and now its just glitched i cant complete them... -_-

teal nimbus
#

i went in with wrong raybench glasses killed 2 pmc on beach doing same quest. stashed correct raybench. extracted couldnt turn in quest server died

nova needle
#

GIVE EOD OWNERS PRIO QUEUE

shrewd phoenix
#

was just in a raid on reserve found a red labs key and a nixxor lens then get gateway error L 😦

ashen folio
#

Game gives me the "Copy to clipboard error" And puts me in a queue 💀

inner sorrel
#

RESTART FOR THE HOTFIX!!!!!!!

compact sluice
#

restart put me 10 places behind in q

wraith thunder
#

17,161 from 17,190 in 5 min

sleek saddle
#

what the fuck with the q

graceful shale
versed seal
#

Anyone know if there's queue right now? I have to restart game

crisp latch
#

mfw crash loading into raid straight back into queue XDXDXDXDDXDDXX

blissful bloom
#

Synchronizing with players (100%) for 6 min now. Should i wait???

marble wolf
#

this game has given me aids, hiv, asthma, blurry vision, broken legs, broken toes, broken feet, broken arms, broken fingers, broken brain, melted brain, diarrhea, broken shoulders, broken ribs, depression, insomnia, nicotine addictions, drug addictions.

versed wagon
#

2 Moonshine when I am saving for THICC Case. POG,, first decent drop

spring bramble
amber plume
#

i think if the game is not ready its okay to shut it down so they can work on it instead of trying to keep it up and having it constantly crash

ashen folio
#

Bruh this shit happens every year around the same time. Its not a ddos

sweet trail
#

anything you can do when stuck awaiting session start as a scav besides closing the game? I dont wanna be thrown back into queue

dusky lily
pastel trout
#

Can I kill the christmas tree guards? as a PMC, or will I lose rep?

edgy leaf
#

ya

tender walrus
#

Restart and select washington servers. Some dude said it in the other chat and it worked for me.

errant crane
rose cypress
#

YIPEE IM IN!

ashen folio
#

went from 30k to 12k within a second, damn many people really quit that queue

young kindle
#

AFTER MATCHING FOR 20 minutes I’m in

worthy vapor
#

lol my scav is empty handed

lilac pivot
keen spoke
pale shuttle
#

Competitive. Shitting.

ionic mortar
#

you never dou poop before?

keen spoke
#

i..

pale shuttle
#

There's also toilets hidden in a bunch of random places too

#

There's even a few on the ceiling

inner obsidian
#

does anyone know how to generally reduce/fix stuttering? I can get a stable 80 fps but i stutter hella and its annoying asf cuz i forget how to fix it everytime i quit the game for a few months.

keen spoke
agile yoke
earnest nest
#

why does nobody use korund?

pale shuttle
#

Heavy and repairs badly

reef elbow
#

Only costs 4 diaries tho

earnest nest
pale shuttle
#

but with 3 big books and 3 small books you get Intel

earnest nest
#

and ammo got nerfed

reef elbow
earnest nest
#

(flea)

pale shuttle
earnest nest
#

i'm surprised to see this armor underused for another wipe

reef elbow
#

I've found it on a player once and I've bought it once

earnest nest
#

esp now that most people can't full auto with bullets >37 pen

mortal pecan
#

is there still a queue

raven galleon
#

Just spent 3.7 million rubles on a red rebel so I dont have to get exit camped

reef elbow
#

I've only been extract camped on factory, as a scav.

raven galleon
#

I get extract camped on reserve so much it was warrented

#

also its a big flex

reef elbow
#

Can you use a armor rig and still climb extract?

raven galleon
#

No but you can use armored rigs or just insure your armor and hide it in a bush ez pz

reef elbow
#

Sounds like a bitch, honestly.

raven galleon
#

I have every reserve key so ill make it back in a day now that I dont get exit camped

reef elbow
#

fair

raven galleon
#

Just 3 days ago i only had 100k left in my stash with no items

#

in those 3 days I grinded the shit out of tarkov and got to 8 mil today before I got the red rebel

reef elbow
#

I died 12 times on interchange trying to do database. That cost me a lot

raven galleon
#

Just go lighthouse dude its so op

reef elbow
#

It's full of player scavs

#

which spawn infront of me on my wait to extract

raven galleon
#

Well if you quickly run the chalet and stick shit up your ass its all good

tawdry hare
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anyone wanna do a trade for some white Christmas tree ornaments

raven galleon
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The spawns are so good and frequent and now I can use red rebel on lighthouse too on the extract right outside chalet

reef elbow
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I've done it a few times, but it's always full of pvp every run

raven galleon
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I just run up stick shit up my ass and leave which is even easier now that I can exit outside chalet

reef elbow
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I don't have a gamma to stick shit in

raven galleon
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Well I guess thats fair

reef elbow
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But I just chad dorms markroom for quick cash

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it's a 50/50 success rate

raven galleon
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If you go dorms pick up the keys a 3 story and 2 story dorms with safes

coarse sandal
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is anyone having long queue times to get into raid im at 10 minutes this being my second time

reef elbow
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I have all the dorms keys

raven galleon
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they arent very contested and you get 5 safes

agile yoke
raven galleon
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Also I found out how to get infinite money

reef elbow
agile yoke
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my mum is dead

reef elbow
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Wierd, she was here earlier. She must have just abandoned you.

agile yoke
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Bruh she died when i was born

raven galleon
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All you gotta do is buy power cords and craft wires and power cords go for 20k and you need 2 to do the thing and you get 8 wires which go for 15k a pop so do that every hour and you get a little money generator

tawdry hare
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whos got some white ordiments i can have?

raven galleon
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Its so op I just have it constantly crafting and make like 100k per craft

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its a short craft too only like an hour and 30 mins

broken pasture
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anyone wanna trade me some violet balls for an rsass?

raven galleon
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Ill trade my balls for your ass

broken pasture
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dont threaten me with a good time

ashen folio
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should i save my ornaments for a weapon case in christmas tree

lethal frost
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how long does the christmas tree last?

broken pasture
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i think til the 7th so i would do it soon

zinc flame
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When you be in queue so long your scav is back up

subtle geyser
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Is there still server queue?

zinc flame
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I ws in queue for 15 minutes yes

quasi oxide
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i made pasta ^___^

zinc flame
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Did you bring a kolpak

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Eating pasta out of kolpak is right of passage

alpine nymph
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gunsmith part 14 not working?

dark garnet
lost pawn
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15 minutes PMC hanging out in RB-ST for some reason

dark garnet
delicate falcon
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yo is there still a queue for tarkov rn

wind yoke
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@delicate falcon yes

delicate falcon
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oh rip

untold mirage
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Hi

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Cooldown is finally gone

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At least the 10 minute one, it was horrendous

quaint flicker
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look at this shit bro

somber snow
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mummy said i could play again!!!! did they fix the servers?!?!

rocky python
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Legendary drop got me 2 .45 acp vectors

gentle karma
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hi everyone, new to the server, if any of you are using an m27q i would like to know which icc profile and settings u are using because i've been trying to get a decent dark/bright setting 600h ago and im still not happy with the results, thanks :)

placid horizon
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and killed at that damn bush at RUAF by a level 2. Its official. Customs is cursed

broken lava
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Forums are way better for these kinda questions, as they'll get lost in a chatroom easily

placid horizon
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Fucking once, can I just get this fucking shitty job done for Prapor? It shouldn't be this hard to get a Docs case out, but no, everyone fucking camps Bunkhouse for some reason, or is hunting all the time for loot on this godforsaken map

gentle karma
old grove
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Is chat one still a shithole?

gentle karma
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tried hdr on and off and altho it looks better it definetly doesnt look good on dark indoors

devout girder
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dude we just had a mad scav run made 300k off one run without killing a thing found 2 fully geared bodys they both were also scavs and found reason for why they were dead i got sniped in back but barely escaped

placid horizon
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I have had, 20 raids on this forsaken map, only got out like, 3 times? I can get out all the time on Shoreline and Woods, but it has to be this damn map where everyone just happens to be hiding for shit

errant needle
gentle karma
placid horizon
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this is a real question

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why are so many of the quests on Customs. And why does it have such shit layout that it makes me wanna puke

gentle karma
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just get rid of 75% of the bushes and the map improves itself

placid horizon
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Like i hate it here. They had to know that putting late game and early game quests on it would just be a clusterfuck all the time

gentle karma
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altho woods has more vegetation and isnt as miserable for me at least; i only hope they never realize ghillies are a thing

old grove
placid horizon
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its because Woods is open enough to get around anything that's an issue. Customs is lanes. and people can camp those lanes like bitches

old grove
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It would be like if the FBI put all of there data in the housing projects in new york

strong notch
placid horizon
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"I'll hide by the RUAF roadblock, I'll have the wall hole as a lane, and the landbridge on my left

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and its guaranteed free loot

gentle karma
old grove
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Not wrong'

strong notch
old grove
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Until the crackhouse explodes

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I have seen one on fire and it is great, you always see some tweaker sitting outside

gentle karma
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its all those godamn pmcs fault, we scavs were so peacefull until they came and started looting everything

proper holly
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lol wait in, then anit cheat effs off and i gotta restart ...

strong notch
old grove
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It takes longer to unpack the game files than to install it

gentle karma
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i've give up on playing today i will just refill my patience tank so i can get 420'ed head eyes and still keep calm

old grove
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Ye

placid horizon
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i really got to wait that long just for that outcome too. I waited to get online all day for my 1 raid that I can get to be that. Cuz I don't think I have the patience to do another today

gentle karma
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whats the point on wearing an slick and tier6 helmet if a mosin can head eyes me anyway tho?

old grove
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Your lucky, i have been waiting all day to even log on the game

full cypress
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1100 to go baby

placid horizon
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Especially if my luck holds up. I bet this time Reshala will be at Crackhouse to make sure I don't get out. Like you know what Tarkov, can you fucking not give me Old Gas size of the fence.

gentle karma
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can we talk about cheap runs and why are they statically the best inversion?

strong notch
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wtf are you saying

placid horizon
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...what the fuck was that

strong notch
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exceeded char limit

old grove
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It was prob some copy shit from chat 1

cyan sorrel
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queue only 22k

gentle karma
placid horizon
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also, i realize Tarcone Director key is kinda worthless, cuz someone will unlock it anyway for loot. So i let em pass, grab the package and GTFO

gentle karma
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and ye that happened too in chat1

old grove
gentle karma
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a key can spawn on the desk in that room, but its only worth 50k

wheat forum
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Does scav karma effect scav junkboc

gentle karma
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the safe box is nice aswell

gentle karma
old grove
twilit mortar
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on 16 mins of matching, restart matching or wait

loud crescent
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Please

wheat forum
placid horizon
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And a TTV killed me as I said hi. Yep, waste of my day

gentle karma
gentle karma
strong notch
gray marsh
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Fax fuck ttvs

gentle karma
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at least on eur queues are going around 2-3 minutes now that launcher queues were implemented

wheat forum
gray marsh
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Still some stash issues tho

gray marsh
gentle karma
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fortunately not all ttvs are demigods, some just enjoy streaming tarkov, which isnt bad at all because it makes more people wanna play :3

gentle karma
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but ye getting in a high skill gap lobby sucks, can agree on that

twilit mortar
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skill gap skill issue die

gentle karma
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makes u feel like absolute dogshit xD on the other hand thats the expected outcome for me so meh

wheat forum
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If a ttv kills ur friend. Run away and hide at their extrac

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or watch their stream wait tail them and wait till they try to loot

gentle karma
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hears footsteps "So anyway, i started blasting"

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5 seconds and a magazine failed later: "HOW DID HE SAW ME?!"

final pier
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any1 know the airdrop spawn rate?

gentle karma
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i think its 5%

strong notch
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i am now a broke boi

gentle karma
neat swan
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what does my flea market rep have to be at to get a 3rd sell slot?

wheat forum
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15 its inasne i think

neat swan
wheat forum
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i know

gentle karma
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fuck traders, just sell everything on flea. xD

wheat forum
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even if u lose money

gentle karma
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loose money today to win money tomorrow

sudden cedar
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gotta sell like 150m worth or something

gentle karma
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gotta say i love your nickname

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but now im curious about what makes u relatable, not even joking

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funny thing is some people actually do sell things under the price the traders buy them so u can make profit just buying them on flea and selling on trader

south rose
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does anyone know how to get three slots in the flea market?

strong notch
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his idiocy is relatable

south rose
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well shit. I thought it was dont be a dissappointment

gentle karma
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i dont even know why being an idiot is supposed to be something bad when its usually pretty chill people who have limited capabilities, but most of them good and funny people to stay around :/

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not even in an impactfull way, society wise

magic ravine
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is anyone selling purple balls

gentle karma
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and im pretty sure most of us at least once acted like one either deliberate or not

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purple balls dont exist, they are only talked about on legends

cyan sorrel
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they easy to find

wheat heath
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Guys topic
Post Fx Or no Post fx?
Auto ram cleaner or no?

gentle karma
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just be aware luma sharpen and adaptative whatever can tank fps if set wrong

gentle karma
wheat heath
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Can you send yours post fx?

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Pretty pleaseeeee?

flat stump
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What do you guys craft in Lavatory lvl 3 (for profit or levelling or useful items)?

gentle karma
oblique iris
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RB-PKPM worth keeping and using on reserve for the loot or trade for dorms marked key?

gentle karma
wheat heath
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Guys how long does chirstmas event last for?

gentle karma
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maybe ive been looking wrong, thats all

oblique iris
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RB-PKPM worth keeping and using on reserve for the loot or trade for dorms marked key?

gentle karma
oblique iris
gentle karma
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im almost 100% sure they do not need to be 25/25

oblique iris
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Since it's a barter item it should be able to trade even if 1/25

cyan sorrel
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dorms marked was terrible for me

gentle karma
oblique iris
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I need GPU's MAAAAAAAAN just finished my bitcoin farm

gentle karma
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dorms for me is giving mostly 2 weapons 1 ammo, mostly scars

cyan sorrel
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gpus should be pretty cheap rn

gentle karma
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450-500k each

cyan sorrel
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they will be 800k+ once more people get bitcoin farms

gentle karma
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ye and propane paracords and the other shit thats needed for rr when people start getting jaeger lv3 will go to 50k each

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so if u have some fir dont sell them, just wait

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i wouldve already made one if it wasnt for that goddamn military corrugated tube -_-

cyan sorrel
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they arent too bad to find, just put in pouch when you do

gentle karma
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will do if i ever get across one xD where do they spawn? tech boxes and toolboxes?

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kinda makes sense i guess

wheat heath
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Anyone has data base part 2 key?

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The one where you need Oli Cargo route

gentle karma
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i have one oli key but its the wrong one

wheat heath
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Dont want to pay 150k for a stupid key

gentle karma
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could be worse one of the quests in shoreline is 840k

wheat heath
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Nope its 300k

gentle karma
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hahasnt

oblique iris
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i have a strong feeling they silently nerfed big chalet loot

gentle karma
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just wait til it drops price

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well they kinda should've

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for the zero scavs usec etc they were it was an absurd quality loot overall

oblique iris
gentle karma
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agree, fairly unbalanced

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why would i risk my life on another map when i can roam around and farm tank batteries and aesas walking around lighthouse then extract?

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well cause that aint no fun for me xD

deft gorge
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man i wish i got to enjoy lighthouse,that shit runs like garbage for me

wheat heath
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Yestrday waited in 80k queue line just to turn off my generator
"Turns off said generator"
Come back on today
"Generator is on"
Wasted 11 hours worth of fuel

oblique iris
gentle karma
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you could even find iridium vfx and another crazy stuff on the ground

deft gorge
wheat heath
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fuck u fuel is fuel
Fuel is money

deft gorge
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80k is like 4 okay items

oblique iris
deft gorge
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its nothing to get sad over

gentle karma
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all we are talking about is that an item which has limited uses and rare spawns shouldnt be dropping like crazy on a fixed spot making it look like founding a bandage

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what do u want 50 aesas anyway?

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if they are worth dogshit