#eft-chat-2
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what
Bottom
hot gun
Scary
https://www.reddit.com/r/Chonkers/comments/kex0gd/chonk_loves_chonk/
average reddit user be like; here is my fat fucking cat that will develop heart disease and die at 8 ❤️ i love it
Raven on flea and money case?
oh
And wondering if its worth killing a scav coming back then picking it up
O shi
also
yea
Raven??
Im broke i cant
like 30k iirc
money case>raven
How much slots is the money case
Ill atempt but its night
you cant put cases in secure lol
yeah it is
max 5
ah
i kill two scavs. and no bpack
when you loot raiders, kill guys and 6min before end of raid, a fucking raider kills you because you missed the stairs 😟
@teal grail what map
why u stayin so late lol
shoreline
resort?
all 5 of us will camp 301
as soon as the key unlocks, we breach out the doors
and shoot them in the legs with our shotguns
its gonna go nuts
thats the plan
im not even sure you can breach resort doors tho
im off to do a hard days work of exit camping
not you
make that 3 scavs and no backpack
its elvis
Sound recording administered by: SME ..
I'm a charger
That charges through the night
Like an orange bolt of lightning
Passing everything in sight
I'm the best pal the Duke boys ever had
I'm thunder on the highway looking bad, bad, bad
I'm a knight
Like the kind in shining armor
With my polished body gleaming
I'm a fighter and a charger
If troub...
@muted marten
british how come you will 6 man with zilla but wont let me join for a 5
^ pretty cringe
gta 5 songs are so great
@prime yacht because you're not in the server
were you not aiming legs?
well you cant be surprised when leg meta ammo doesnt go through armour
Fucks sake man
Kill 3 scavs 2 scav pmcs fp-100 tank battery nice loot and die some cunt with a shotgun who consumed my bukkets
did u kill him @tired ravine
NOPE
BECAUSE I GOT FUCKING KICKED BY SOME IDIOT
lmao
i hit that asshole 14 times
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE LEGITEMATLY BRAINDEAD PEOPLE IN THERE THAT CAN KICK ME WHENEVER THEY WANT
it happens
some of the stats on the spreadsheet is wrong
pog
that was knaye
what was the goal
Going thicc on labs
^
poor
he has more money than you
Switched the backpack
excuse you
you have no loot almao
3 raiders is good money
you literally have no loot
thats 1 pmc, and 15 raiders
why are u playing labs wit h a lvl 6
he doesnt even know what ammo goes in what gun lol
he had fun
@muted marten u should have seen what happened to me on customs 3 days ago
we paid for his raid
one guy killed my teammate and he was running in place for 5 seconds while i sprayed him and he drops dead 10 meters away
its so dumb the shit
great game
I have like 4 clips like that
one is to big
one has annoying voice
and deleted rest
@ashen folio that person was me lol
pogchamp
fuck playing with aussies
it doesnt work
ameripoor
you're banned
why?
idk
escape from australia
who banned me
stop messaging him
he sent me this last time i asked to be unbanned
owo
@stable mirage
can someone unmute squishy
lmao
what the fuck
what
its tarkov lol
im joining knaye
a budget kit
lol
im goin to dorms for quests
thats all
why am i in europe
the fuck
nice
i cursed you
miami servers shouldnt be 160 ping
miami kinda pog serversa
how is one so bad
yes
ah yes this early-quest room isn't unlocked 6 months into wipe
he is a redditor
yup
he never spawns for me
according to him
so no point checking
"he got a good spawn so wasnt expecting anyone so no point in checking"
lol
LMAO
HE BURSTED THE WALL
AND IS MALDING SO HARD
LMFAO
what a monkey
yoooo
3 hits
wired ks23 stock from 7k
3 kills
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tbh the textile part 2 shirt is growing on me
i need to do textile 2
i have 6 cordura i think
but cant find any fleece or kek tape
oof
ive gotten most of my cordura from 7k lol
like 5
and ive gotten 7 i think ofz'sfrom 7k aswell
maybe he just knew he was gonna miss the first 15 bullets out of fear
with m855a1 in the middle
gotta find where your middle shots are going
how much does a bitcoin sell to therapist
It varries, but 220-260k
shit it's gone up a lot last couple days even then lol
aight im making a bitcoin farm idc
it follows irl price
time to INVEST
Stonks
ive never actually done shit in my hideout the past wipes
so hopefully i make money, i might put like 4 gpus in
gotta get 50 gpus for the big stonks
also why have you not messed with the hideout ever?
farm has always been worth it even when you only got 110k from them
well the past few wipes i never really got into the game cause my pc was shit and couldnt run the game properly, but now that ive got more free time + a pc that can run it, im putting more and more time into the game
one day bsg will optimize tarkov and i will run the game in 60 fps 🙂
One day my 12 gigs dedicated to tarkov will be enough
one day I will be able to use my 48 gigs of ram on streets😄
New player here, what maps are good for not getting your shit fucked?
Just did factory, lasted 10 seconds. Literally
no
Never play factory
NEVER
At least if you are new
Learn the caches on shoreline and loot the village
Go to mapgenie.io and pull up the shoreline map
Learn those
Go customs for quests
Alright, will do! Thanks for the help
Stay far away from factory it's a trap with bad loot
also the pestily raid series is very helpful
haha
Suppressed op
But not fun

Loud guns best guns
BMD and jailbreak are best
BMD rfb sounds really good tbh
As does a stock svd
will my bc farm keep being made if i close the game
yes
aight thanks
And it will keep making them once you build it when you close the game
Hideout doesn't ever stop unless you run outta fuel
They stack up to 3
In the farm
ah
pfft i would never
Dude I hate those things I see them and I'm like "Ooh money" and they're like 4k
is it just me or me and the boys cant get into any night
wtf
anyone else having that issue?
yeah me too
So my screen is black after a raid
And now im breathing heavy
My pmc
I think someone killed me
Do I lose everything??
You extracted?
Ripmfa
Did the screen turn black after extracting
Yup
It turned black for a minute and then I got mag dumped
Restart game
I did
Result?
Yup still got everything
Ye see
fuck extract campers
i was saying
people like to camp this one
then
doink
hes a shit shot tho
missed my buddy
every time
every death today has been a 1 tap to my face
pogchamp
hard when you have a hole in your skull
you stayed at that potato level*
Shut up
You're right though
I'm ready for the pro leagues@teal grail
ok
Yo
Does glukhar always spawn with the pp19
Cause when I killed him for the quest he did not have it
yes
dude
theres just a random 5 man dead in the bunker on reserve lol
they all got wiped by scavs
lmfao this is great, they were hardly geared
but all killed by scavs
Doesn’t always pen. Still has chance to ricochet
how much is mpx on flea?
you need more than 30 pen to pen class 3
what’s ur guys fav gun
DT MDR
also qq are you able to shoot armor and lower it’s durability while it’s on the floorv
well confirmed, i am not compatable in a team on labs
and that stupid shotgun that blinds is, first time i encountered that ... the most stupid thing that exist in this game
very late response, but here's my answer: he used to always spawn with it. i think a recent patch may have changed it. for months i killed him and he had it 100% of the time. but when i looted him today (twice) he didn't have it either time.
honestly id rather that over a GL because that thing has far less range. they actually have to get in your face for it to work. cant shoot you from down the hall at green
no
well my buddy was blind till he died ... totally stupid and they shoot with AP and M995 ... no chance to do something against and basically lose the whole match before it even starts
youre blind for around 30 seconds. if you know someone has a ks23 dont get close
well if they run towards us, hard to know before they are in front of yo
i mean if you hear the shots before theyre fighting you. like if they shoot other players
it was after 3 min into the whole raid
Fuck labs its not worth spending between 150-250k to go get beamed by a cheater
Interchange is the love of my life
Can we just appreciate how I went from https://prnt.sc/w5u44l
to https://prnt.sc/w5u4ej in one raid
dang thats pretty poggers
Literally nuts
got more money then i have all together in 1 raid lmao
scavs are the best
@queen peak VSS, Redut, and a TC-2002 plus a bunch of barter good
I’ve never seen a ledx
Straight to the face
neither lol
ive never seen a graphics card, tetris, bitcoin, ledx
I’ve seen like 5 graphics cards
i just dont look for em
anyone tryna chad out at resort or wtv
Poor
imagine not finding any ledx
I clearly have the better kit
You have egghead
Shattered mask or 🤡
Flannel is class 7 btw
pog
doesn't matter, poor boy
Of basement dwelling
of relaxing
Die and play as scav
@ashen folio should've shot him in the head
You’re evil
its happened too many times to me
anybody who is friendly gets shot in the head first chance
1
1
the most magical thing happened
I had kiba and pharmacy all to myself
literal dogshit loot
the end
Got out with an M4 and AK though so I mean
can't complain
thats the tarkov experience, when the going is easy the loots not good but when things are hard, the loots not that good either.
@teal grail Can you like not ping me at 1 am? 
hey guys
👋
Not ocd enough man
ree
killed 5 of them and then died to glukhar
who flanked thanks to zero vertical audio
yea audio been a bit rough for a playa
playing tarkov and heavily modded minecraft at the same time
with 16gb of ram
what could go wrong
and watching youtube on chrome
aight fuck it i guess ill play some tarkov
the body is so screwed
Which modpack
Bruh
@ashen folio my own
How many mods
400
Yeah but like
400 mods is too much
Even 200 is more than enough
I remember trying to mod Minecraft when meta.inf was still a thing, granted i didnt know English back then it took me a while to figure stuff out
yeah I was modding back then too
Not to mention you have like 16gbs of ram
go on
didnt think this was a kiba spawn
I've gotten that like twice
it does
mine has pst gzh lmao
owning kiba key is like printing your own money
I should play more interchange but it gives me anxiety
nevermind
its green tracer
i would literally do anything for people with meta ass m4's and shit to stop being rats
like for fucks sake, just push me instead of sitting behind a clothes rack
I could make like 3mil off interchange alone
Cuz theyre scaree
like hes literally sitting in the store behind ultra med just waiting and as soon as i push he just domes me
If you're so scared of losing money if you bring the gun, then just don't bring it
Idk why dont you ask them
like 90% of the time, i never lose a head on fight
but i lose all the fuckin time to people sitting in corners and me pushin them because im bored
I mainly lose because they hit me once in the head
They miss all their bullets but hit once
Like yeaaah bro ur so Good
its so annoying
and its not like a face shield will save you either
cause all these fucking nerds using 855a1
ohhh I got a lucky headtap, I'm so good
Im gonna start using maska
like bro you missed the entire spray
i think ive died only to m4's and hks the past 3 days
its the joy of 60 round mags
also i figured out today
the flash light actually helps them more than me
i cant fucking see when i have a flashlight on
obviously night lmaoo
I can see fine with flash on
like in interchange i swear it just bounces off the walls back into my fucking eyes
Do yoou not turn off nvg
What flashlight you using
x400
Use the 25mm ring mount and whichever goes on it
Its good
Not too bright not too dark
the predator or somethin i rekcon
And its like 2k
For what purpose
Yeah but how
can someone help fix this?
tried that no one has responded
repair?
Well we dont know either
cant click anything
Click close
Uninstall tarkov, reinstall the launcher and install the game again
Will most likely work
ok
my thorax appears to be blacked out
Poggers
im so mad
i killed a thicc ass dude and about killed his duo and i fucking fragged myself
im so bad
How
i tried throwing a nade and bounce it off the roof
it bounced directly back on my head
Sounds like my life
and we're on a dying streak
I've been doing pretty well, but I wasnt playing alone
WHen I play alone I tend to panic more
what task unlocks the kill killa task?
I get shot and my brain instantly switches from chad to oh god this kit costed me like 200k lmao
yea i just push people and get dinked in my face 9/10 times
I just ran an mpx with lugers and I managed to kill a man with altyn and gizel, but I cant kill a guy using a caiman
Didnt wanna run aps since my peacekeeper isnt 3 yet, gotta spend more usd
im about to start running altyns and shit
im getting tired of being shot in my face
true lmao, ever since I was able to start buying korunds I've been running them, but atm I'm wasting all the tactecs and avses in my stash to get em out
@stiff plinth lol xd noob imagine getting shot
shush
Wont be using tac rigs anymore
armored rigs*
@stiff plinth ak-105
Items I hoarded cuz I used to be a rat
Just bought an mpx and set it up with a silencer etc
Ill check after my scav run in reserve
doesn't take into account anything
Gotta kill raid bois
seriously? aggressor is bis
is it
lmao baited
damn
really fucking hacking on woods with an eod account at lvl 17? come on bro
Dont use any of the 100 series unless its 556
this is the best youre getting
Theyy have short barrels and have worse recoil
@stiff plinth no use the pt-3
u can get lower than that
wdym doesn't fit
Then dont use 105
shh
Why are you using 105
u have to swap out different stock attachments
REEEE
because I said so
103 and 104 are easiest way to level all AK mastery
because you can use 7.62 to level all the 5.45 AK mastery
cqb and the rrd is the same exact stats lmao
My ak is on lvl 2
what u need ak mastery for? dont run ak lol
I want mastery because I've finished everything else to do in the game
@stiff plinth rrd is better
same except for stylish one
same except for the stylish one
been burnt out for a few months
interchange is so lit lately? anyoen else noticed?
interchange is good map
maybe the introduced some sort of squd-matchmaking?
No one cares ur burned out
ive noticed big squads big fights, constanty, really full games
rip
for interchange day
bro fucking fight me
kit fo today
Raid bp or nothing
yes good kit @stiff plinth
i run reap m1a every raid and interchange has been making me lose money lately, so dangerous
i havent used thermal in ages
I meant the other one
the couch?
vpo-136 brings spice back into life
U dont need thermals unless its woods
yeah but it lets me have a faster playstyle. sitting aroudn listening for footsteps for 30 minutes to die to some nerd isnt fun for me anymore
this was my favorite kit
u dont need it but it lets me spot people faster and its what i enjoy, so if im able to play that way and not go broke ima do it
rush b with dvl-10
Yeah but thermals are 1m
sure but PERSONALLY i have more success with one because i can instantly scope ina nd know if anyones hiding in the dark areas
maybe im just a boomer who cant spot people lmao
dvl-10000
I just take a x400 and ls321 on the same gun
set it up so you have IR or flashlight on
look how good this kit turned out
1m aint that bad, they were a steal at 200k last wipe
just use black hot, works fine
i have yet to use t-7
i used to try t7 but reap is better, iron sights is bungus
I've used t-7s quit a bit this wipe
I like flir more than reapir
mbus irons are good
and losing 10mil is a bigger hit than 1 mil
i cant hit people with mbus idk i suck, il stick to reap since its cheaper and better for me
i love that shotgun
did you see my clip
ez 85k
Lol
Saw
for people who haven't
aussie moment
200 ping gaming
customs fo today
anyone in USA want to run some duos?
preferably experienced
i fgured id just ask u guys since were already talking
Im lvl 8
help
very expericed
@tight bobcat im lvl 8 i just got the game , im from Europe
I love when i play scav and the first guy that shoots me fractures my leg
bro thats the best
red parts are lit, lets everoyne know u run this match stay out of the way or my red gun will pew pew u
Whqt is scav
half the time i just off myself
Who is scav?
i need mp-133s
spawn in as scav -> no red keycard -> disconnect
How do i find salewas
bro ngl
lol u cut off a number i think
On legs
@tight bobcat look at the pants
it took me until level 35 until i got both fir gas analyzers lmaoo
Are you stupid
a little
I got intel 2 to get the flash drives
I did that in 2 days
i finished both flash drive quests as soon as i got them lmaoo
I only have sbih left then i have kappa
Most aids quest in the game
damn wtf nice stats
2120 hours..
i didnt play as much this wipe, was 70 last wipe :/
Lmao I have 300 more raids and I’m lvl 43
How are u lvl 61 with 911 raids
hours dont reset with wipe tho fyi
and only a 1000 raids? You scav raid alot duncha? @tight bobcat
how is your average life span only 20 minutes
i never scav
I only scav when I die a lot
OHH I thought time played reset.
for 911 raids
isnt 8k small? are are u extracting with like 2 scav kills
I average 5-6k
Okay, my 1400 hours seems a little exessive now
Xp in this game is weird
ive seen weird xp bugs lately
I have 850 hours
like 40k on normal maps, is weird
ohh cool
How many wipes have you played Airy?
didn't stop me from getting 200k exp in one raid
this my second wipe
from like 6 kills
Lol
You run Reserve/Labs often?
I mean, next wipe I'll be much more efficient in my raids
I wiped glukhar and all his guards and one player and i get 15k exp
as I know what I'm actually doing
ehhh a mix of everything, i dont do labs solo only when my squadmates drag me or im feeling spicy
more of a long range fighter
Imma go for kappa next wipe
alright thats why i stopped playing this gamwe
Cba this time
just keeps happening today
i used to do a lot of reserve but it feels nerfed loot wise, but i like the raiders
over and over
i also been doign a lot of interchange but its gotten a little intense lately, losing a lot of fights
@ashen folio also I might have to revert the post fx lmao
It’s kinda hurting my eyes
Why
How
Just so vivid
Turn off colors
lol red panda i still have all the clips from my first wipe when i died constantly, sending clips to my friends asking WHY, WHY DOES THIS HAPPEn
Turn down
It’s crazy
once u run good armorr and ammo things change a lot
On labs shit is so colourful
Yes
aare u usa panda?
sadly
lets play some
and zombie yeah being efficient early on helps
Damn panda what’s going on bro
my first 1k raids I didn't know what I was doing lol
hell
I was just running around and dying
i had kappa before pestily and landmark, only by a few hours, but then ur just stomping all these lvl 2 armor pistol runners for like weeks
im gonna go take my medicine real quick before i lose it lmaoo
next wipe I'll get kappa pretty quickly I reckon
i got kappa and just quit and played other games for a month then came back
I just wanna do sbih then i have kappa but its never 100 meters
I forgot who asked but ive done 148 raids. 42% survival rate
u just need shooter born in heaven?
Yes
what maps, all?
Cheese
cheese
All maps
We helped eugene do it
just start using long range guns with scopes
Was easy
I have 1 hs in every map
eugene doesn't even play tarkov anymore
or just load in with friends and cheese it, but its not that hard to get
anyone wanna buy black labs keycard for 2 BC
if u can afford it i really like to go at night with a thermal, and just camp choke points from afar
Yeah haven’t seen skeek or eugene in ages
I have 90 mil
alright guys hows it goin
lol scarzz i did a "black market" trade for a blue keycard i died with, with somekone i met on here
U cant zoom with reapir and the flir makes it hard to aim due to the Hertz
idk i dont notice it
Good bro hbu
ass
reap-ir takes a lot of practice to be able to snipe well with it
and they buffed the flir, its got way better viewing screeen now
because you don't have any indication of where your bullets are going
u just put the cursor right above their head with reap, lower ur mouse sens maybe idk
i keep it at 100m zeroing always and adjust manually
no when they're 300m away
I’ve still never used a thermal
yall wanna see me laser a pistoling
yeah 300m is like 3 head lengths above but its just kidna a muscle memory thing u learn
My friend vald a lvl 2 yesterday
I don't think glukhar spawns in black bishop anymore
Lmao poor guy