eft-chat-2

[dusk edge]

150k to therapist

[eager idol]

well red is like 1.2 mil not fir

1.3

[dusk edge]

thats 132k bud

[eager idol]

o shit mb

[dusk edge]

lol

[dapper oasis]

non found in raid red card

[eager idol]

nvm one zero got cut off lmao

[dusk edge]

ah

[stiff plinth]

just got a weapon case

[tired ravine]

this is my 95 durability child

if i ever lose this gun

im wiping my account

[teal grail]

95 dura is nothing

[tired ravine]

thats the point

its low

[teal grail]

95 durability isn't special is what I meant

[dapper oasis]

did you fuck up a wall really bad or something

yeah

to get something to 89 dura

[teal grail]

no

val/mp7 durability goes down faster than others

[dapper oasis]

because of the firerate?

or is it just with the gun

[teal grail]

yes and no

[tired ravine]

HOLY SHIT GIIIIFT

[teal grail]

it goes down faster because of firerate

[dapper oasis]

stop

[teal grail]

but it also goes down normally faster

[tired ravine]

IM HYPED

[dapper oasis]

you wish you had this one extra toilet paper that i got 😎

[tired ravine]

ALL MINE WERE SHIT

TILL THIS

[late steppe]

Pog case

[dapper oasis]

@tired ravine what drop you on? 35?

lmao

i got a duplicate drop somehow a minute ago

[dapper oasis]

i got no twitch notif about it and it was the exact same as one i had like an hour ago

[tired ravine]

RPK BOX

[dapper oasis]

RPK BOX RPK BOX RPK BOX RPK BOX RPK BOX RPK BOX RPK BOX RPK BOX

[tired ravine]

I HAVENT GOT A SINGLE TWITCH ALERT

they just show up every now and then

[dapper oasis]

i've gotten one for all except that one lmao

look at his name ofc he does lol

[tired ravine]

that was number 11

[dapper oasis]

im getting 11 in a few minutes 👀

[teal grail]

@tired ravine yes

[tired ravine]

oooooh

[dapper oasis]

akm gang because its cheap and im poor

[teal grail]

once you receive one you don't get the notification

but

the number still shows

[dapper oasis]

^

[spark cobalt]

[dapper oasis]

idk why i just thought labs would be terrifying irl

[tired ravine]

ive gotten 0

[dapper oasis]

underground in small hallways with like 30 people who all want to kill you lmao

[dapper oasis]

lol

[tired ravine]

not one

[ashen folio]

Everything in life makes sense when I stare into the cat pillow. The expansion of the universe comes to a halt when I make eye contact is made with it. Everything that is, that ever was, that ever will, is inside of the cat pillows eyes. The stars were born not to shine bright for civilizations to dance with them, but to illuminate the eyes of the cat pillow. The cat pillow holds not only the answers we seek, but even the ones that we don’t know we could not comprehend. The intricacies of the human race will never amount to the sheer perfection that is the cat pillow. When our forefathers stood on the shoulders of giants, they could have never envisioned the cat pillow that lied ahead. In their hearts, in their minds, they knew their lives would go towards something magnificent, but never once could they phantom the perfection that their predecessors would witness when gazing into the cat pillow. The cat pillow does not speak, for there are no words within our language that could truly express its beauty. Nor could our minds even comprehend its majesty, for the cat pillow exists within a plane that is not ours to dwell upon. Through creation, through destruction, through birth, through death, everything changes- except for the cat pillow- for it is forever constant. Even when there is no one left to tell the tale of its divine existence, it will endure and surpass existence itself, for it is not bound to anything that is known. Wise men have spoken that we will never truly experience forever nonexistence, only resting in true- pure, bliss within the eyes of the cat pillow. When the final embers of time settle within its bowl of ash, the cat pillow will stand atop of it. Waiting. Waiting not for an end to come, but for the next droplets of life to nestle besides its warmth. The cat pillow is- all there ever will be.

[dapper oasis]

whys pestily got a captain price lookin ass beard lol

[tired ravine]

lmao

should i sell the plague masks?

[dapper oasis]

yes

definitely

they're useless since they're not found in raid lol
even then i dont think anyone wants to do the collector

[teal grail]

no

they're useful

wear them

[eager idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/544901155445145610/788610568046641152/gotohell_-_gachiburn_leather_denial_geneburn_gachimuchi_mashup.mp4 actually good shitpost lmao

[tired ravine]

pk-06 kedr be like

[teal grail]

@eager idol hot

[eager idol]

what is this

[dapper oasis]

what?

what are these even used for?

[tired ravine]

depression

[teal grail]

@dapper oasis barter trades

[dapper oasis]

actually true

im approaching 2 million because of drops lmao

[late steppe]

THANK YOU SIR

[eager idol]

its a repost from eft memes

idk if the @full oracle made it or not

[dapper oasis]

one of my friends also made a meme that gets reposted a lot in #❌〡eft-memes and he brags about it every time someone posts it lmao

[eager idol]

but its a masterpiece

[late steppe]

RIP billy 😔

[eager idol]

rip

[eager idol]

which meme

[dapper oasis]

escape from california

its not reposted a ton but ive seen it a few times in the past couple weeks

[eager idol]

yeah

[tired ravine]

LMAO

[spark cobalt]

[tired ravine]

im approaching infinity

[teal grail]

you're still poor

[tired ravine]

im at 1 mil stash value

[dapper oasis]

@tired ravine i was at ive made like 600k from idling a swag stream in the background of homework 😳

[tired ravine]

in gifts alone

[teal grail]

1 mil stash value

thats poor

[dapper oasis]

i might be poor but i literally doubled my money today so

[teal grail]

21 mil stash value

poor

@dapper oasis you're not poor

salmon is

[dapper oasis]

true

[tired ravine]

nah

[dapper oasis]

except hes not 😎

[tired ravine]

i have more rpks than you

rpks are currency

[teal grail]

yeah im kinda poor

only 186 rouble stash value

[dapper oasis]

bruh 😳

[full oracle]

i dident make it i found it

[eager idol]

what does prapor give you

when your poor

[teal grail]

you have to have empty stash

but he gives you ak and somethings

[tired ravine]

its less than starting equipment

[eager idol]

empty you stash

[teal grail]

should I delete my stash

i need the money

[tired ravine]

do it

[teal grail]

he gives you a lot of stuff wow

[tired ravine]

only 24 mil

poor

[eager idol]

show the stuff

[teal grail]

@tired ravine read again buddy

[tired ravine]

zeroes dont count

[teal grail]

???

[tired ravine]

zeroes are worth nothing

so i ignored it

is a zero more than 0 in your world?

[teal grail]

a zero contributes to a larger number

[tired ravine]

nah

zero is zero

[teal grail]

it is nothing on its own

[tired ravine]

its zero

[teal grail]

it is zero in the 0ths

[tired ravine]

its zero

[teal grail]

tbh

I cant be bothered arguing you with anymore

its too much work to type for your bullshit

[tired ravine]

this means i am correct

[teal grail]

no

[tired ravine]

pog

[teal grail]

its means you're a pain in the ass

[tired ravine]

owo

im not into that

[eager idol]

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

[teal grail]

that

[tired ravine]

hell yeah

im a pro of arguing wrong shit to the end

someone come play tarkov with me

i dont wanna play alone

[teal grail]

https://clips.twitch.tv/CrowdedExpensiveShallotBIRB

[tired ravine]

lmao

[teal grail]

@tired ravine

no

stay alone

[tired ravine]

;-;

pls

[teal grail]

you dont deserve company

[tired ravine]

im not a bad player

im very nice

[teal grail]

unless you can connect to oce

[tired ravine]

and i talk

honestly

im only one server away

na west

[teal grail]

see if you can connect

[tired ravine]

pog gift

reeeeeeeeee

why is seoul so much better

its further away

[teal grail]

idk

undersea cables

[tired ravine]

lol

[teal grail]

fight me

[tired ravine]

i wish i could fight with you

;-;

[teal grail]

176 ping could work

[teal grail]

I might be able to connect to cali

[tired ravine]

isnt the limit 150

[teal grail]

no

[tired ravine]

oh

[teal grail]

its 170

[tired ravine]

ah

[teal grail]

so you might be able to play

[tired ravine]

connect to atlantis

[teal grail]

try running a scav or something and see

[tired ravine]

its between us

[eager idol]

you have a fracture in your left leg

[teal grail]

hmm

[eager idol]

i saw it

[tired ravine]

SHHHHHHHH

[eager idol]

nah

[tired ravine]

AUSSIE TOZ SCAV

[teal grail]

toz

go reserve night

fuck over somebody

[tired ravine]

LOL

my only toz kill is on reserve

so uh

oof

why is it higher

[teal grail]

poggers

ekp from drops

first thought it was insurance

[near sparrow]

who tryna trade for my green card that I just got from a drop

[teal grail]

turns out it wasn't

@near sparrow I'll give you a red keycard

[near sparrow]

bet

lol

@teal grail your joking right

[teal grail]

yes

[near sparrow]

ok

[teal grail]

I'll give you two red keycards

[near sparrow]

like 4 bitcoin?

[teal grail]

nah don't need green

[near sparrow]

ok

[ashen folio]

@ashen folio game is gettin better. theyre addressing the 20s meta.

[teal grail]

@tired ravine we can play later this week probably

I'll have better internet and maybe will be able to connect to cali

worruns chat is getting slammed so hard because he quit the tourney lol

[tired ravine]

Only if you want

[teal grail]

I want to try

[tired ravine]

I want to carry you

[teal grail]

I will bring you out of poverty

[tired ravine]

LMAO

poverty is my life

box names be like

[teal grail]

cottage back entrance key

[tired ravine]

lol

gift time

[teal grail]

you gotta call it the punisher box

not rpk box

[tired ravine]

fair enough

[fierce coral]

any1 wanna trade for a green keycard?

[near sparrow]

sure

[tired ravine]

or like

[near sparrow]

another green card

lolol

[tired ravine]

"thx pestily"

[near sparrow]

ive been asking all night too

[teal grail]

i really hope somebody makes a video of everytime pest has switched to a stream and they die

[viscid coral]

rate my kit

[tired ravine]

hes literally at like 45+

[teal grail]

@viscid coral poor

[tired ravine]

2/10

head, eyes/10

90 recoil/10

[teal grail]

not pogchamp/10

rip aqua and marine

[eager idol]

no one expected aqua to win

[teal grail]

I know

[celest kiln]

Aqua get to 90 ;-;

[tired ravine]

pestily was like

"aqua can get 20 points"

well uh

[celest kiln]

its possible he just needs to make it

[teal grail]

finally something decent

[median nacelle]

nice! soap!

[teal grail]

why more mods in eft-2

[tired ravine]

do i need 2?

[teal grail]

I probably could've gotten into the apac tourney

[tired ravine]

also, gold chains

[teal grail]

but the problem is

this pc is dogshit

and theres no way I could stream off of it

[tired ravine]

ah, yeah

[teal grail]

there was only 83 players in the region that got in

it would've been possible

[tired ravine]

oooh

yeah, definitely

[teal grail]

it was roughly 30 kills in a few hours on factory right?

[tired ravine]

im not sure

time to jam

[teal grail]

I wouldn't've won, but I still would've gotten more points than aqua

[tired ravine]

LMAO

[dapper oasis]

honestly I don't know how to feel about this

[tired ravine]

i got that

but no g phone

lol

[dapper oasis]

we got a new baller in town 😈

[tired ravine]

glizzie

[dapper oasis]

yeah it was a recieve all for 2 drops

[dapper oasis]

imagine having dollars
thist post was made by i gave them all to skier

[tired ravine]

i may have spent like

600k

kitting out 7 rpks

but shhhhhhh

[dapper oasis]

why tf would you spend 500k when you only have 1.1m in total lmao

ballsy plays

[tired ravine]

meh

i have plenty

[dapper oasis]

the only time ive ever spent that much money when i had that little was doing gunsmith 6 earlier today
and i literally profited from that quest anyway so it didnt matter

my stash is worth 6.2mil apparently

kinda pog

[tired ravine]

fair

[dapper oasis]

when is pestily gonna stop streaming

[teal grail]

in about an hour

[dapper oasis]

really? sucks

[stable frost]

I pray to god that you're lvl 30

[dapper oasis]

i was thinking of leaving it open overnight

[teal grail]

@dapper oasis dollars gang

[tired ravine]

nope

lmao

27 gang

[stable frost]

How did you get those weapon cases?

[teal grail]

drops

[stable frost]

You got both from drops?

[stable frost]

Nice

[tired ravine]

only one from a drop

[stable frost]

So you spent 6 mil on a weapons case?

[tired ravine]

nah

i have

connections

[teal grail]

ruski why you always questioning everybody

[dapper oasis]

shidt bro

[dapper oasis]

hes the among us and you are his sus if you know what im saying 😏

cuz i dont know what im saying

[stable frost]

Nah cause if he had bought them from the Flea or Mechanic lvl 2 then he would've spent 12 mil on weapon cases

[teal grail]

that doesn't answer my question

[stable frost]

I like asking questions

[dapper oasis]

@teal grail why you questioning bro

[ashen folio]

hey is rashales gards last name Zavodskoy

[tired ravine]

whats 264 times 13

[teal grail]

yes @ashen folio

[stable frost]

3432

[tired ravine]

weapons cases are 3.4 mil from mechanic

[dapper oasis]

every time i think i have a lot of money i like to look at the price of cases on the flea market to humble myself

makes me feel poor

[stable frost]

Huh I thought more

Still, the AESA barter trade is cheaper

[teal grail]

@dapper oasis feel poor boy

[tired ravine]

fair

and yeah

tetriz is
~264k

and you need 13 for a case

[dapper oasis]

the real rubles are the friendships we made along the way man

[teal grail]

yes

[teal grail]

except go use those to buy your tushonka and pay your hideout rent @dapper oasis

[dapper oasis]

@teal grail you could buy 1,150 pistol cases, worthy investment i think

[teal grail]

it'd be a pain

because they'd need to go into bags

[dapper oasis]

ok but it would be awesome

[teal grail]

and those bags into thicc cases

[ashen folio]

My eft is acting up. Anyone know how to fix it? It’s in #community-support

[dapper oasis]

unknown error lmao

[tired ravine]

i want an icase

[dapper oasis]

^

[tired ravine]

cant wait to get skier 2

[dapper oasis]

i have skier 2 😈

[tired ravine]

then i can buy euros

and get an icase

[dapper oasis]

what level the rapist sells item cases? 3?

im really close to level 3

[tired ravine]

i think so

[dapper oasis]

wait how tf are you level 27 and you dont have skier 2 lmao

[teal grail]

@dapper oasis

[stable frost]

^

[dapper oasis]

OMG

IM FUCKING

IM GONNA CUM MY PANTS LOIS

[tired ravine]

uuuuuuhhhh

OOOOOOOOO

[teal grail]

therapist 3 has icases

the only one worth is the dogtags

[stable frost]

Thought you got a T7 lmao

[tired ravine]

EUROS THO

[dapper oasis]

this is worth just as much as whatever tf a t7 is to me

[teal grail]

euros can be used for other things

@stable frost junkbox is better than t-7 for him

[tired ravine]

attachments?

[teal grail]

its worth more money

[tired ravine]

lol

[stable frost]

I'm aware

[dapper oasis]

can i put cute little horse statues in a t7? didnt think so buddy

[stable frost]

lmao

[teal grail]

sell the junkbox

its 750,000.00 roubles @dapper oasis

[dapper oasis]

no i fucking

really need barter item space

[stable frost]

Told ya

[forest pollen]

pog

pog
pog

[teal grail]

its still 14k euros, waste of money @tired ravine

better to use euros you have on attachments, and save money for the thicc barter

poggers next drop

[stable frost]

Hopping to see my next drop

Comn baby

Ehh

[teal grail]

airframe is good

[dapper oasis]

it's got no chops, toss it

[teal grail]

if you don't have to buy it

[stable frost]

It's a seperate part

[teal grail]

chops are like 30k

[dapper oasis]

get the chops

[teal grail]

and faceshield 40k

[stable frost]

Lmao the chops went so much in price

[teal grail]

yeah

but the barter has stayed the same

its been 20-30k for chop barter for months

[stable frost]

Yep

[teal grail]

my drops are delayed now

got it a few minutes before it showed on twitch

I like seeing all the dropless andys in pests chat though

[stable frost]

On the bright side a lot more T7s gamers will be roaming meaning a higher chance of just killing someone for them instead of getting them in a drop

[teal grail]

yeah

I hope t-7 meta will be back for a bit

except its gonna be all the rats and redditors getting them

none will be taken into a raid

[stable frost]

Vendored off or kept in their stash till last day

[tired ravine]

time to jam v2

[teal grail]

^

[dapper oasis]

imagine if instead of a duplicate paca drop i got a duplicate junkbox drop lmao

[teal grail]

lol

[dapper oasis]

i would be rolling in
-money
-bitches
-cash

[teal grail]

i'll be ur bitch

[dapper oasis]

you're only one bitch

i need bitches

and money and cash

mostly money and cash

[stable frost]

@dapper oasis I'm already your bitch

So that's 2

[dapper oasis]

can i trade you for cash

[stable frost]

A very little amount

[teal grail]

aqua has a mosin lol

[stable frost]

And he's dead

[dapper oasis]

the way he leaps off of rooftops and faces towards the camera before falling into a headfirst dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen, it gives me goosebumps every time he does it

[teal grail]

I just wish he'd play that tiny bit smarter

such as, healing after getting hurt

[dapper oasis]

healing is for cowards

[teal grail]

he probably would've killed the dude if he healed

[dapper oasis]

maybe hes doing the jaeger quest 😳

/s

[late steppe]

scary

[dapper oasis]

What the fuck

Fuck you

I hate that

So much

[teal grail]

ok if thats bad

[tired ravine]

i have to live???

oh god

[dapper oasis]

At least that doesn't remind me of a shitty .22 conversion of a gun

[dusk edge]

i see nothing wrong with this ak

[teal grail]

ak

[dapper oasis]

Holy shit is that also a vityaz

[dusk edge]

still ak

just smol

[dapper oasis]

@dusk edge look up draco ak pistol 😳

[raven venture]

how do the drops work for the twitch screen

[dusk edge]

why?

[teal grail]

this is a meta vityaz

[late steppe]

Oh god

[dapper oasis]

I'm gonna kick my router

[teal grail]

ok how about this

last one

[dusk edge]

i love the over dramatized reactions lol

[teal grail]

@potent sun resort

resort

[dapper oasis]

Just put this gross mf in the game 😳

[teal grail]

and only resort

[late steppe]

I hate those

[dusk edge]

looks fine to me

[slow reef]

Shoreline has it's okay areas, woods is the completely awful map

[dusk edge]

true

woods shit 24/7

[dapper oasis]

I don't like woods because looking through scopes halves my fps ;(

[teal grail]

@dapper oasis wtf

thats a 5.56 muzzle break

[dapper oasis]

@teal grail it's legally pistol 😎

[teal grail]

it does exist in tarkov though

[dusk edge]

how could you possibly tell the size of the hole in that brake please tell me

[prime shadow]

the weather station on shoreline has good loot sometimes and no kne ever goes there

[dapper oasis]

How can you tell lmao
It's on a 7.62 soviet gun so I doubt it

[dapper oasis]

Not the same

[late steppe]

American made AK's are actual ass

[dapper oasis]

It needs to have a shorter barrel and that hand grip that makes me want to hang grip myself

[slow reef]

It's more that I don't like sitting in bushes all day, or taking completely silent fire

[teal grail]

thats a usgi a2 muzzle break @dapper oasis

also thats a 5.45 AK not 7.62

[slow reef]

With a welder a 5.56 muzzle break might fit on a 5.45 gun

And work fine

[teal grail]

its on most M4 series rifles

[late steppe]

there are 5,56 conversion kits for the ak74u

[dapper oasis]

No the draco is 7.63x39 lmao it's probably just a similar brake

[teal grail]

thats not a draco

this is a drakon

[dapper oasis]

The gun is called the draco lol

https://palmettostatearmory.com/century-arms-micro-draco-7-62x39mm-ak-pistol-blue-hg2797-n.html

[stable frost]

Nooo

[teal grail]

what the fuck

[dapper oasis]

If that mag looks like 5.56 to you I think you got fisheye lenses on your eyes 😳

[late steppe]

Its the gun that all the rappers put in their music videos

[teal grail]

why is a 5.56 muzzle break on a 7.62 AK

[tired ravine]

What the fuck

A scav

[late steppe]

Because its shit lol

[tired ravine]

How is the scav this good

Hits me once

And gets a double hit

With 7.62 PS

[slow reef]

Scav AI is broken as fuck

[tired ravine]

its not even a raider

i didnt even see him

[teal grail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FecZFZ6xlzs

its Romanian

[tired ravine]

thanks prapor

[teal grail]

@potent sun I got coffee

[tired ravine]

well

thanks to that scav

i need to survive on shoreline

[dapper oasis]

I think a no stock short barrel semi auto 7.62x39 shit stick belongs in tarkov, scavs have terrible taste anyway they wouldn't mind it

[tired ravine]

im so sad

i fought off a thicc player

with an aps

[stable frost]

Alright last drop, comn something good

Best thing I've gotten was 150k

[tired ravine]

and then a scav aimbots me

[dapper oasis]

Weak, I got the horse box 😎

[teal grail]

@dapper oasis yes it should bein tarkov

but I still don't understand the fucking muzzle

[late steppe]

Imagine making a draco full auto

[stable frost]

Ayyy something not shit

[teal grail]

I haven't gotten a drop in a while

[dapper oasis]

loses control after the first 2 shots

[late steppe]

lmao

[dapper oasis]

The one on the official century arms site looks so fucking gross lmao

[late steppe]

ikr

[teal grail]

most recent one was from 30 minutes ago

[dapper oasis]

The unploshied foregrip

[late steppe]

its $900 too

[dapper oasis]

Just buy an AR 🥴

[teal grail]

bro this image wont upload

[stable frost]

Another one to the collection

[dapper oasis]

Screenshot I sent then send it lmao

[teal grail]

it keeps on saying upload failed

i'm trying

I'm adding more jpeg now

[late steppe]

I want an ak74 but they're banned where I live

[late steppe]

Gotta stick with SKS

[teal grail]

part of the image works

the whole image does not though

[dapper oasis]

Where TF can you get an sks but not a 74 lol

[late steppe]

Canada

[teal grail]

oh look at that I got a new drop while fucking around with this

@dapper oasis nevada

I got a friend there

she lives in new vegas and owns an sks but can't get a 74

[late steppe]

They ban guns judged by the way they look and not the way they work

[dapper oasis]

do they have cali pistol grip laws or something?

[teal grail]

no clue

[dapper oasis]

yep, canada and cali suck they're both like that

assault weapon features more like scary black metal

also cmon man

last drop and i get this shit

lmao

[late steppe]

cuck liberal government

[teal grail]

let me use imgur

https://imgur.com/yf1DHVP

here

but it wont embed

reE

[dapper oasis]

LMAO

[teal grail]

ok I jpegified it

that is pfp worthy right there

too bad I can't change my pfp for another 1 1/2 years

[late steppe]

why lol

[teal grail]

because I said so

[late steppe]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/kxemAorYTShYq6x1XIOQlLXIqg5gYcT_XIs1kw8pB98/https/media.discordapp.net/attachments/598314983796899843/760174872844042330/SUMMON.gif?width=578&height=427

[teal grail]

I've had discord for 4 years and had 3 different pfps

[dapper oasis]

I've had it for 3 and I've gone through 3 million lmao

[teal grail]

yes

but i'm not like you

peasant scum

[stable frost]

I've gone through 2

[tired ravine]

https://clips.twitch.tv/MoralPoliteRavenTF2John

[stable frost]

I need to get a Commission

[teal grail]

@tired ravine yoooo

[tired ravine]

hello

[teal grail]

oh he died

I thought he killed someone

[tired ravine]

lmao

[teal grail]

I just wish he would put a little bit of effort into improving

like even just slightly

if he was better, imo he'd be better to watch

not sweaty streamer levels though, I just mean decent at the game

[stable frost]

It's amazing

He still plays as if he just got the game

[teal grail]

its just the standing still and not healing which gets me

[tired ravine]

i havent ever changed

[stable frost]

Like you can watch a video from a year back and if you told no one how old the video was and compared it side by side with him rn then it would be very similar

[teal grail]

I have 100% improved

[tired ravine]

did you see me die to that scav?

[teal grail]

100,000%

since I started

I've got like 1500 clips from now-june

[tired ravine]

#eft-chat-2 message

have it again

[teal grail]

I can go through em and see how I've changed

its like 60gb

of captures

[celest kiln]

I'm am like aqua in terms of PvP but my game sense is a little worse

[tired ravine]

i need to get better at clipping

[teal grail]

just use the windows feature or shadowplay

or obs

can set it to record the last 30 seconds- 5 minutes

[stable frost]

👀

[teal grail]

very very useful

[stable frost]

If you're worse than Aqua then that's concerning

[celest kiln]

i am too stiff in pvp, everything needs to be written down as tactics and battle plans, im not flexible enough

[stable frost]

Map knowledge really coincides with PVP, if you know how to flank and how you may be flanked then you can prepare much better

Know where people are and will be

Know people camp

And etc

[celest kiln]

i can do that but the moment information is cut i dont know what to do. aka sound xD

[teal grail]

so uh

I collected all my masks

[tired ravine]

i am

[tired ravine]

how do i change the time

[teal grail]

what are you using

shadowplay or windows

or obs

[tired ravine]

whatever this is

lmao

[teal grail]

oh windows

go to \Videos\Captures

open the video and then press trim

[tired ravine]

oooo

wait

[teal grail]

then trim to the desired length, hit save a copy and post it wherever

[tired ravine]

i cant

never mind

i figured it out

[celest kiln]

also Ruski i would not say i am worse than Aqua, I am more consistent from what i see. Aqua had great highs but also great lows

[stable frost]

Which is good, because yeah a lot of Aqua's kills revolve around luck

[tired ravine]

last drop

[stable frost]

It's like Jogging, if you can maintain a pace while someone can run faster than you, you will best them

[tired ravine]

tell me what you think it is

[teal grail]

ok

about 1 more hour for drops

so max 2-3 more drops

[stable frost]

How long is the stream?

[teal grail]

it should be ending in an hour

[stable frost]

I thought it ends rn

[teal grail]

nah they got 1 hour afterwards

I think

[tired ravine]

oh

[west onyx]

it ended 10 minutes after last time

[tired ravine]

super water

[teal grail]

30 minutes actually

not 1hr

[tired ravine]

what do i do with super water

[slow reef]

Speaking of being bad at fighting, how the fuck do you deal with raiders solo? They're way better than players somehow

[teal grail]

@tired ravine craft moonshine

[tired ravine]

shoot em

[celest kiln]

i dont like saying that everything good that Aqua does is just luck. He plays well in some, its just his inconsistency that drives ppl mad.

[tired ravine]

even i can like

3v1 em

[undone leaf]

i got 2 red keycards 4 hours apart today

[slow reef]

Sometimes that works, other times they laserbeam you across the map

[undone leaf]

pog champppp

[stiff matrix]

I mean, Aqua plays Labs once a month maybe.

[dusk edge]

is that it for drops then?

[stiff matrix]

Had they did it on Factory, I bet Aqua would of done alright

[celest kiln]

still time for 2 more i think @dusk edge

[stiff matrix]

@dusk edge keep stream open till 2am

[teal grail]

@stiff matrix look at punisher 1, he didn't

[undone leaf]

boy i found 2 red keycards one on shoreline 222 west and one out of a docs case in reserve

and i am too poor to sell them

[celest kiln]

How much would have been good for him Zombie

[undone leaf]

*boys

[stiff matrix]

@teal grail Oh I know, but had he gotten a second chance at playing factory with JUST the other contestants tho?

[celest kiln]

basically the only thing i will agree with you on was that he did not reach the goal that he set for himself

[west onyx]

@undone leaf you wanna sell pne for cheap 🙂

[undone leaf]

lmao

[teal grail]

@stiff matrix he would've done even worse then

[undone leaf]

i should

[tired ravine]

i cannot

[teal grail]

atleast with public servers he can fight low levels

[west onyx]

ill instant buy it @undone leaf

[undone leaf]

i should sell one for 30 mil and sell one for 70 mil

[stiff matrix]

You guy forget the first Punisher was plagued with people trying to stream snipe and alot of bullshit happened too @teal grail

[west onyx]

if you do ill instant buy it

[teal grail]

yes

but fighting sweaties would've been harder

[stiff matrix]

It wasn't just contestant vs contestant, I think Aqua woulda done alright, alot better then he woulda done on Labs thats for sure

[teal grail]

doubt still

just watch how he plays

[celest kiln]

he got lost in labs quite a few times lol

[west onyx]

ay elixir u gonna list?

[stiff matrix]

There was barely any sweats tho, most peeps were rockin mp7's with 6b3tm's and headphones

[teal grail]

yes

thats the definition of sweaty

[stiff matrix]

...

[teal grail]

they didn't have anything else

did you even watch it?

[tired ravine]

on a budget? thats sweat

[stiff matrix]

Thats a budget kit.. lol

[tired ravine]

they had set funds

[teal grail]

yes

they had 1 mil each

and traders

what do you expect them to use?

[stiff matrix]

You boys have a weird perspective lol

[teal grail]

no explain

[tired ravine]

they spammed the best shit that they could

[teal grail]

what did you expect them to use

build the workbench so they could create a budget ak?

[stiff matrix]

I'm just saying Aqua would of done better on factory then Labs... and it woulda been true.. Aqua actually knows Factory whereas he knows fuck all about Labs

[teal grail]

smgs were meta, so everybody was sweating their ass off with you

he knows the basic layout of factory

hardly any angles

[stiff matrix]

Goodness you hate Aqua or something? lol

[teal grail]

no

I'm just saying he wouldn't've performed better on factory than labs

[stiff matrix]

I'm not saying the dude was gunna fucking win, I just saying he'da done better.

FECK, you crazy bean.

[storm blade]

what fuel is required for the generator?

[west onyx]

blue can

[storm blade]

in hideout?, the fuel from JAEGER?

[teal grail]

blue fuel and gray fuel

[west onyx]

and the grey one

[storm blade]

okay

[west onyx]

blue is better value i think

[celest kiln]

we are taking this too seriously imma just say that. imma go to sleep, GN you all

[teal grail]

just watch his gameplay

thats all im trying to say

[tired ravine]

any

metal, blue

[storm blade]

my illumination is just stuck on upgrading 0:00:00 .... any idea how to fix?

[teal grail]

restart

[storm blade]

upgrading from lv 2-3

kk

[tired ravine]

restart

[tired ravine]

not anymore

oh wait

[west onyx]

how much is it?

[tired ravine]

metal went up again

[west onyx]

oh wow

blue was 40k earlier

[late steppe]

Gn

[tired ravine]

theres a 17/60 for 30k

[west onyx]

they expensive at night

[teal grail]

yo armasight mount pogers

and another plague mask

[lyric lark]

does anyone know if there will be a christmas or winter sale

[teal grail]

probaby xmas

[lyric lark]

alr

[teal grail]

22 total drops

18 total pest masks

[stiff matrix]

9 pest mask, 28 drops

[dim sierra]

cant wait for a reddit post "new player, why is everyone wearing the plague mask?"

[teal grail]

missed out on most of EU

[stiff matrix]

got REAP IR and an icase as noted drops

[teal grail]

NA gave shit drops mostly

eu only got 4 drops

and APAC I got 1.2 mil in drops

[stiff matrix]

yah, I got an icase for the last drop, but everything else was garbage

[dim sierra]

i was asleep during most of na :p

[teal grail]

my friend got a t-7, 2 scav junkboxes and a green

[stiff matrix]

I want a red 😦

[teal grail]

and redut

you mean this red

or this red

[west onyx]

i sold mine :/

[dim sierra]

sold what?

[west onyx]

red key

[teal grail]

red

[west onyx]

now i wanna buy one

[teal grail]

for how much @west onyx

[stiff matrix]

AQUA INTERVIEW LMAO

[teal grail]

did you sell it for

[west onyx]

60mil

[teal grail]

60 mil nice

nice

[west onyx]

fuck igotta wake in 5 hours

but drops

[teal grail]

drops are over

its ending in 4 minutes

[west onyx]

stream still on

[teal grail]

yeah, its gonna run a bit longer

but not long enough to get another drop really

[west onyx]

i get one in 5 minues

fuck

pls

[forest pollen]

was that last tourn?

[west onyx]

ye

[stiff matrix]

should get 1 more drop before stream ends

pretty sure drops stop at 2am est

oh nvm 1:30am its suppose to stop

[tired ravine]

No 10:30 drop

That’s cringe

[west onyx]

fuck

1 more minute

:/

[teal grail]

they should've given out a few drops at the end to everybody

just to end it off

[silk knoll]

How is the state of the game now?
Like is there alot of bugs, unbalanced guns, unbalanced matching....etc

[faint spade]

IRL whats stopping me from putting a muzzle device on the RFB without the 'spacer'?

Will it be unaligned?

Ingame you can't put anything on the RFB unless you have the spacer - which is sold at PK LL3 while the gun is at LL2

[teal grail]

because it is

[faint spade]

it is?

[teal grail]

google it or something

[high flume]

Irl you could prob try and combine any number of parts and proceed to blow yourself up. What's your point

[teal grail]

theres probably a reason behind it

[faint spade]

Im asking why is it neccesary

Its a tiny piece of metal

Why can't I use a washer?

Why do I have to pay 18 thousand rubles premium for what is essentially a washer

Is there some special reason?

[teal grail]

idk

[faint spade]

"Its required for mount most of muzzle devices." doesn't really help and its required for pretty much all of them, not including the thread protector

[merry palm]

servers dying ?

[stable frost]

Agreed and we should be able to duct tape sights on and shoot wrong calibers out of guns because in IRL I could hypothetically do it. The game isn’t 1:1 with irl so while you may do it in IRL that doesn’t make it something they should code and add into EFT.

[faint spade]

But I feel this is completely unnecesary

its like the receiver covers for the AK's

Better to have it there

sure for some reason it increases ergo

but how is it neccesary or helpful for mounting muzzle devices?

Don't I just screw the thing on all the way?

There is but I thought this is a mixed question

how it also applies ingame

[stable frost]

Well it’s obviously used for balancing as well, to make suppressed weapons locked to higher levels otherwise the thread adapter would be found on lvl 2 PK as well

[faint spade]

I get that, and some supressors are directional aswell

but for a general muzzle brake cant i just screw it on?

[ashen folio]

is pestily streaming again tomorrow?

(later today, its like 1 am)

fym bruh i need more drops

[late steppe]

I don't think so

[ashen folio]

That sucks

i got a scav junkbox and a m2 tactical sword

[rotund path]

got an exfil, aesa and some other random shit today]

[ashen folio]

nice name lmao

[gray canopy]

bro i got the t7s an i case and reapir i was triipppppinnnggggg

[stray wing]

Does anyone know if being able to use the exfil coyote helm w/ the ear covers WITH a headset but only some headsets a feature or a bug?

[slow reef]

I think it's intended

It's all the low profile headsets

[waxen maple]

i got 5 pestily masks xD

[stable frost]

Weak

Some people got over a dozen

[waxen maple]

lol

and i got a weapon case

[dusk edge]

is tarkov down right now?

[sick turret]

no. not inNA at least

[keen dawn]

anyone knows if they wil be having a xmas sale?

[late steppe]

There probably will be one

[arctic mortar]

how bad is the audio in this game

[stiff plinth]

poggers we got a reap

[keen dawn]

did they have xmas sales last year and how much if u know?

[late isle]

you had the high ground

[teal grail]

drops are over

[digital oxide]

Is this bannable? Like using logitech g hub autoclicker macro

[jolly robin]

Literally clicking?

[digital oxide]

its like a autoclicker

[jolly robin]

Macros are not allowed, but you can easily max out adar firerate

[digital oxide]

hm okay

thanks

[slow reef]

that's slower than I can click by hand bruh

[jolly robin]

Macros are broken on a m1a

[digital oxide]

yeah

[slow reef]

that's like 400RPM?

[teal grail]

I think I got enough plague masks

[digital oxide]

Wtfff

nice

[slow reef]

I can do 900RPM by hand

[teal grail]

15cps

pretty good

wait

whats the highest cps for a human

15 is pretty high

[slow reef]

like 35 ish

that's insane though

[ashen summit]

900 rpm = 15 clicks a second sounds like BS to me dude

[slow reef]

it's pretty easy actually

[teal grail]

if you've trained yourself

its not impossible

I average around 11-12

[ashen summit]

https://clickspeedtest.com/ @slow reef good luck bro

[willow edge]

kinda normal to get 10cps

[ashen summit]

thats just over 600 rpm

[willow edge]

yeah thats the average amount

[teal grail]

yeah, average

people have higher/lower

[ashen summit]

still 50% shy of mister MLG notice me senpais claim

[teal grail]

chill out lol

people can click fast

[teal grail]

watch out

they'll ask you to record it next

[slow reef]

does hurt like a bitch though to sustain that for 5 seconds

it's done by twitching muscles against eachother

[teal grail]

yeah, twitching method is most common and easiest to do while playing normally

[stiff plinth]

i cant click very fast

[slow reef]

bursts of 600RPM should be doable by everyone with a little practice

[robust pewter]

just buy an m4?

[stiff plinth]

this is the best i can do

[forest pollen]

BRO WHAT

[robust pewter]

ok but do that while moving your mouse an trying to hit someone

[stiff plinth]

oh yea i know i cant

this is about how fast i click while aiming

[slow reef]

Yeah, that's kinda tricky, it gets better though, I can do like 600RPM while still aiming

[jolly robin]

smart

[stiff plinth]

this fucking dude

[jolly robin]

How much did you pay them to not hit a single shot

[muted marten]

Nice

@stiff plinth who is this mf

[robust pewter]

idk why i never thought about doing that with the sks

[stiff plinth]

i have no fucking idea

[robust pewter]

reload the mag mid heal, skipping the long reload

[stiff plinth]

hes just being annoying as fuck

[forest pollen]

haha

[muted marten]

Git

[stiff plinth]

rip

[jolly robin]

https://git-scm.com/

[muted marten]

Not clicking that bro

You think I’m dumb or smth

[jolly robin]

Its official site for git bruh

[muted marten]

Damn what a man

[stiff plinth]

boys just block the fucker lmaoo

his messages just stop appearing

[muted marten]

What

Is he?

[languid heath]

Dafuq is this

[ashen summit]

somebody is crying for a ban lol

[digital horizon]

attention everyone

i am very racist

[forest pollen]

dang

[muted marten]

Ummmmm

[digital horizon]

ave caesar

the legion awaits

[muted marten]

How is he not banned yet

Woods is ass

Although shturman does spawn a lot

He feels common asf

Woods

Everyone is on rocks

[digital horizon]

bruh

complaining about campers on woods

[muted marten]

I’m not

[blazing inlet]

Sadge

[muted marten]

But most people are sniping