#general-chat
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no one can
just give us the new bosses and let us clash like this lul
im in
i mean before this
is it wipe?
dont spend ur time reinstalling. just wait for it to fix itself

it's been giving me "server connection lost" since like thursday night
still error on post
who the fuck would reinstall lol
false alarm
literally haven't been able to play for almost a week
noshit

nova is a bullshitter
😭😭😭
😂
and couldn't even get rid of all my loot and cash i had left
ITS HAPPENING
your telling the wrong guy

did everyone get in?
anybody getting error 106015 ?
im still stuck
hello im step brother
yes have some fucking patience
xD
i have the same error what does it mean
means you have to repurchase tarkov
WIPE HYPE?
...
the the servers aren't ready yet you dumbfuck stop trying to log in
You have been banned by battleeye due to suspected cheats
f
@obsidian tartan plays tarkov??
its wiping
Gonna need a Tarkov version of this meme when UN faction is added.
i bet you are the type of person to eat their own toe nails
toenails are good protein bro wtf
NEW EVENT!!!
p
i got the fucking wipe blues. i need my daily dose of tarkov!!!!
Um is any1 launcher being weird?
yes
i'm starting to sweat and convulse, i need my fix
holyfickl
anybody know what this error shit means
give me tarkov or give me death
google it you dumb ape it's not hard
This reminds me of that old Boogie2988 video "ERROR 37"
Ey guys they are fixing it rn
lmao
ill be at work by then. thats bs
is wipe today or tomoorow why are ppl waiting for 12.11 a day early?
oh well suck it up player
get rekd who works nowadays
ohh noooo boo hoooo 😭 😭 so bs the gaming company isn't looking at my working schedule I can't play the game now and I'm so addicted nooo :(((((
servers are just being cleaned its wiping tommorow
read #eft-announcements it aint hard homies!
Guys, about a future event, known as wipe due to the players items, money, and skill points being reset to the lowest value, pertaining to a particularly hardcore multiplayer survival shooter game that features realistic ballistics and in depth gun customization, Escape From Tarkov, that just so happened to be developed by a certain studio based out of the largest city in the Russian Federation, Moscow, known by the name given by its creator Nikita, Battlestate Games, I would enjoy to know when this particular occurrence will be partaken in by said developers.
funi
just annoying lol
Bruh I just wanna play Ik poor and this is fun af being able to get some high tier shit I will never be able to get
wipe ?
NO
yes
yes
yes
yes
yay wipe
is anyone else getting cannot establish server connection please try again later
just read the announcments
guys wipe is now
big chungus
wipe is on the 30th
wipe was yesterday wtf yall talking about
whipes now boys lets goooo!!!
where are you finding this out
i doubt wipe is rn
servers are disabled or wut m8's?
i know there pulling shit out there asses
If the servers are down then there whiping rn. should be in about 7 minutes I guess they wanna whip early
Yea this is shit I just wanna play
that 1 day i finally woke up before my job to play some tarkov and 106015 pops up
honestly i just think servers are just bugging
@lean jetty good thing racism is completely allowed in this server
there resetting servers also wtf gamer
how long may it take?
all day
Hopefully not to long
2-3 hours sometimes
BRUHHHHHHH
its not the wipe....its the shitty servers!
jesus wipe is at 1000(10:00) hours moscow time on the 30th
not now
theres not even been patch notes yet!
you say 2-3 hours, so how long the maintenance was going on so far?
I think they are just uploading the patch right now and release the update tomorrow
continue checking dn every 20 mins guys or just go to bed its early af lol
everyone has different schedules. f off with that "go to bed" bs
ok bruh just keep checking dn then
when you hit poggers in the chat
idiot
are you aware?
wipe in 2 minutes
how do you know
he doesnt
Can some1 @ me when it’s back up please
yeah me 2 :x
he's wrong it's about 5 minutes left heres the officials countdown for the wipe guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTczn5RUgnk
just set an alarm on dn's
Bet bet
Damn I havent played all week and now this crap
any info on the patch notes or nope?
Not yet
its so wierd wipe is tommorow 10 am but patchnotes arent out??
Yeah lol, and thanks @lean jetty
@everyone games back up
game is currently experiencing technical issues launcher says, it does work again tho
@lapis latchyone wipe did not happen
F
game is up bois
go to begginer assistance then proof i want now can prove its not
@granite sage Nikita already said patch notes will be released a few days after patch this time, dont expect them before patch
so no wipe = sad
oh kk didnt know
guys dn's are back up as well as tarkov
we know
that's enough out of you
games back up
another one sherlock out there
what do you know about?
fellow dn's unite!!!
wats dn?
wtf devs wipe this sht
deez nuts, gottem
wipe your ass too fuken devs lel
you fouled it
There will be a wipe with patch 0.12.11
#EscapefromTarkov
Where are the patch notes?
make us wait this is pretty gay
Has there always been an “under Barrel grenade launcher” slot on some guns
So no wipe yet?
what time is wipe
yup, since alpha (its still in the game files)
hey dipshit you mispelled "main" you said 'mane' go back to school you loser
this dude tked me in lfg woods chat i had t7 goggles he killed me 2 weeks ago
Wipe is the 30th
yep thats tommorow bud
yeah ik you can you send that richyrich guy hate messages
Let's do that
do it lol he blocked me after killing me and taking my gear
hes a complete loser a 26 year old man child
What happened?
like a 1 1/2 week ago he killed me in the lfg woods when i had slick and t7 goggles and he blocked me
Also Is there a new event for today?
idk but ik everything is dirt cheap
im looking for a voice actor for my tarkov series
💀
Can't really expect more from the people in LFG channels in this server tbh
I found some great people but yeah, some are scum
There are some good people, But then there are the 20 year olds who think they are operator IRL because they play this game and airsoft
quite cringe
Bro, it's lterally like kids saying they are stormtroopers when playing star wars
No he’s a deadbeat dad who lets his kid cry all day in the background and he’s unemployed so he’s a complete loser
And that's from someone that plays airsoft and does reco
People hating on airsoft doesnt make sense....
its a roleplay game
youre supposed to roleplay
airsoft is rp???? you shoot people with plastic bb's....
Someone is too old to have fun lol
well I play tarkov so I am clearly a masochist
that's also why I freeze my bb's so you get those delicious shards in your skin, yum....
I think he means airsoft is full of larpers
People who wanna act like they are in the military
Nah dude it’s good
someone knows why in the middle of the games I get this
They had posted that the problem was fixed but is anyone else still having issues getting into the game? I am still getting the runtime error
algun moderador o algo español?
thats literally roleplaying
Yeah, I said they are larpers
larp stands for live action role play
when uneducated ppl tryna correct an educated one 🤡
youre basically saying airsoft is full of airsoft players
I was agreeing with you, airsoft is for role players. Or people who just want to have fun
I just used the term larpers
well sorry i misunderstood
All good man
yo any of u use keybinder software?
i just played a reserve raid with a tac 30 and canted pk06 and it wouldnt let me change the sight picture or magnification on either and then i sprayed one of reshalas guards with half a mag of 995 and only the last few rounds even seemed to hit him (i killed him but it shouldve been a 1 or 2 tap and i had to spray wayyyy too much) and then i sprayed killa with near enough 2 60 rounders of 995 and he didnt die when at least half of the shots were definitely on target. is this bad luck, mental desync or just server overload????
I wanna know if its aight since my middle mouse button broke
work on your spray
i dont think you understand me @granite sage i was using an hk with 37 recoil on scavs less than 20m away. the bullets were absolutely on target they just didnt register
and that doesnt explain why my scope wouldnt change magnification and my canted wouldnt change reticle
Im no game dev so idk bout the scope
but i think you really should work on that spray if your missing at 37 recoil 20m away and stop blaming hit register
its ok to not hit shots we were all there
bro you dont get it
Vid proof?
i dont have it recorded
omg nle choppa
I mean I have 2200 hrs ish and like it happens man big woopta sometimes things poop sometimes you aim bad sometimes its just not your day 😄
walkin down a narrow ro oad 😳
i shot killa (who was close by and aggrod on someone else shooting them constantly) with 120 rounds of 995. im not new to the game, ive played a decent amount and while my aim isnt the best its certainly not 'shoot killa with 120 rounds and barely hit him at close range' bad
😳
and when i shot the guard i single fired his head a few times and the bullets seemed to hit the road right behind him (i was on top of a box above him) and then i sprayed and the shots definitely just werent registering because my recoil control is pretty good and these bullets were hitting the road behind him]
anyone here like sorta new at the game but know what theyre doing so we can play together on wipe
need a team mate 😔
@granite slate I have been playing for like 1 month and i can play the game
alr
Wanna play now?
😳
sooooo wipe tomorrow?
@sly gate
Yea, nothing is disabled
discord is iffy with gifs on and off, doesnt show for me either atm
Just be a mod 4head
XD
Whens wipe??????
ggrks
lolno
And there's currently no confirmation on wipe time
i heard its on sunday
does anyone know when the patch notes will be released?
i guess you didn't get the hint of the united nations paper
and nikitas tweet
and all those YT videos
Hints aren't confirmation
When it pops up in #eft-announcements or the Twitter says wipe and patch are X time on Y day, then it's confirmation
??wipe
There will be a wipe ||with patch 0.12.11.||
whenss new patch coming out?
tomorrow
today for me
30th
at 9pm est
Wrong. 3 am EST.
Cam one ingerland
Goodbye Christmas gift 
the wipe is confirmed at 3 am est right
:/ i thought they confirmed patch at that time
10 am TLT = 9 pm Est
oh yeah tarkov local time is meaningless lol
Basically
so its today/tmr but no one knows when right
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
say it dont be shy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
tell and i give kiss
Kam knows everything
i give my sandwich recipe
bug him as much as possible


Mine is better

it will stay between me and you ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Baked maple-chipotle chicken on toasted potato bread
TLT is tarkov lokal TIME?????
Yes
yes everyone assumes its moscow time but we dont know
russia, new zealand etc...
TLT – East Timor Time (Standard Time) ?? noooooo?M
what
TLT time now
02:35:43
Wednesday, 30 June 2021
ill try this if i find potato bread
its fc TRAP
How do you not have potato bread? 
that must be tarkov local time imagine doing wipe in night when they can go in normal work and make it
idk i live in alberta
we just eat the normal bread and eat beef and drink milk
... Alberta has potato bread. How north are you?
but i don't know where the potato bread can be found
Basically any decent sized grocery store
Sara Lee makes it and they're a international brand
i must live in the bermuda triangle ive never seen that brand anywhere before 🥶
time to look for potato bread later i can only find sourdough and baguette
Now that you're looking for it you'll find it
Odd
Is anyone else unable to use their gamma container?
That's intentional atm
does anyone understand the new teaser?
Nikita said that Tarkov local time = Moscow time on Pest's stream
??wipe
There will be a wipe ||with patch 0.12.11.||

Great movie
wel good luck finding help now tomorow is the wipe
any news on when we will see patch notes?

Beta game
Doesn't give out patch notes
It should be expected by the people who but the game yet we don’t have it
what
Bruh
There must be some secret goodies in there
Imagine if it was lighthouse
doubt
You have to learn to dream Cincinnatus
Setting yourself up for disappointment is tons of fun
Hii
When is wipe?
bruh
I lower my expectations so I don't get disappointed
Patch notes released yet??
so ready for wipe these events are trash
tf u said
but i can actually buy stuff lmfao
everyones just running around chadding even the bots and its garbage.
yeah??
i get that
thats the point its kinda of like its been set to easy mode so we can just chill for the end
i love today its the last day and i have died to some one with walls
sounds like ur bad even with the best gear
oof
hes mad that he got tked for 10k roubles of gear
so sad 
how tho
the fence event was trash
How can i join the waiting for 12.11?
the no container one too, but rest were fun af, hes literally mad that raiders are geared
Its full
click on it lol
its 8/12 for me i think discord's buggin
when is the wipe?
??wipe
Tomorrow, June 30 at 10:00 MSK, we plan to start installing patch 0.12.11, this includes a wipe. The installation will take approximately 4 hours, but may be extended if necessary.
thanks
The last 48 hours have been very enlightening. I haven't touched Tarkov because without risk there is no purpose. I went outside. An extra hour in the gym. Tarkov didn't pervade my thoughts. Pretty freeing. 12 hours until I surrender
does anyone have a preset for tarkov on the arctis 7s i can have?
Question do I fuck off my date that's happening tomorrow, it's our 2nd one and things look good or do I play the first day of the wipe 🤔
So we waited half a year for wipe , just to be reset with no new maps or content 😂
you play before or after the date 
Wipe is what cst?
Delete your whole stash that the same thing as wipe
skills and quests and levels and traders
2am CDT.
Same stupid quest every year nothing changes
You go on your date with full intention. Tarkov starts for you on Thursday.
First 24 hours are going to be a shitshow anyways
Nah I've already bought the food and drinks for gaming hardcore all day @
Why shitshow?
servers have 200ping
It's a shame I liked her but I like this game more lmao, I told her it's over a game as well
Merry Wipesmas Eve!
context???
She kicked off
Same day patches, unstable servers, etc.
No one cares about your imaginary date bruh #WeirdFlex
what mice are you guys using?
SS Rival 600
??wipe
Tomorrow, June 30 at 10:00 MSK, we plan to start installing patch 0.12.11, this includes a wipe. The installation will take approximately 4 hours, but may be extended if necessary.
im using the corsair harpoon (12000 dpi version)
i switched to a 68g mouse today, so very light and honestly don't believe i can ever go heavier than ~70 again. the difference is astonishing to me
Heavy mice are the way to go
Anyone gonna be on for 6am central tomorrow? Tryn get a wipe squad going.
i play with my wrist so i play with a kind of light mouse? it feels right to me
85g yeah its like the midground
used to think so as well, and always used heavier mice but using lightweight makes me feel more agile in my turns etc since i play super low sens too
@tardy kestrel i move my arm a lot and lift the mouse a lot too and this light one makes that feel effortless
ahh i keep mouse on the pad because i have high sens
and just do wrist flicks, reset it to the middle after a fight
well i dont move it much i just turn it actually
@lavish heart You have my full fledged support
first day of wipe
don't even think about that date, only tarkov
if you don't get out with at least 8 violet labs cards, you aren't playing right
go on the date you monkey
when are patch notes coming?
maybe in a couple of hours
anyone know wipe time est
Im slow and need help figuring out time zones, Russia is ahead of the US so that means the Wipe happens overnight correct?
3 am @violet sky
f
What is todays event
anyone wanna duo on the new wipe i have 400 hours so im okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wow-mC8pmmU peeking a corner in tarkov and seeing a 5 man at factory (1:31)
anyone?? text me
brother you exit camp you shouldnt need back up
dang bro you turned your offline on real quick
lol talk shit that's why we always get you.
Adam
I almost never hope for people to get a splinter between their toenail and their toe and then banging it against a wall
almost...
Wipe sunday
What if next wipe, they add a 5*5 container that allows you to take items over to the next wipe. You’d only be able to take weapons ammo food drinks and meds. It would incentivize people to play till the end of the wipe, and would reward players who put more time in and played better.
People would bring that one gun i dunno the name of and dominate all of wipe
the gun?
Lowa or something
add me you new ?
The scary baige gun
bro?
u mean a gl?
@tardy moss not necessarily, next time i play will be when wipe happens so i made my lvl 1
True but you wouldn’t have too much space to bring extra clips and ammo
huh
probably thinking of a gl
what time is wipe?
Like 12 hours
10 am Moscow time
anyone know that in est?
I saw 3 am
3 am
good looks
When are patch notes being released?
iirc a week or so after patch?
no
gotta do better than that
Is wipe AM or PM?
10:00 AM Moscow time
What time is wipe eastern time us
jesus i thought patch notes were supposed to come before
guys guys guys anyone know here emissaries that issues trial keys???
6 hours from now, so 3:00 AM PST
Yeah there was a fuckton of spam in hearly earlier today and last night
They don't issue them anymore, the only way to get one is from a BSG stream
what is bsg stream?
One of the community streams, you'll usually see them announced in #eft-announcements. Not all streams have giveaways though.
okay thanks a lot mate .
3am
4 Hours away until wipe it wipes 8am BST or 10am moscow time
6 hours
damn i wanna play this game . is there someone here who's not playing always and willing to let someone play on their account . maybe i can boost your account .
No, get lost leech
buy the game like everyone else has
It’s on sale still I think
nope
Mmm, buy it anyway. It’s worth the money
if it's only 3-5 usd I would totally buy it but it cost damn a lot of fortune tbh for a f2p like me .
I don’t know what to tell you man
It’s definitely worth the $35 or whatever it is
$45
Can you not?
if someone did this they'd get banned
also the chances of a guy who is completely new to the game boosting an account is low
@grizzled cosmos ^^
are you allowed to buy
no
why
idk why I have to explain this
only place you are allowed to buy tarkov from is tarkov website itself
its so expensive
so dont buy it
only way to get it is the 40$
you could wait for a sale they arent that uncommon
Anyone else getting dc’d like crazy
wheres the best place to go top get a good map of woods cant find a good woods map
what time is wipe
3am
Transferring active accounts will get the sold account banned, you also can't change E-mails
If you keep asking you'll be banned as well
there alredy was
You missed the sale already
dam
You also clearly already have the game, so why are you looking for another account?
@tardy kestrelthanks man
Ye like why not just reset your own account lol
anyone want to help me get kappa this upcoming wipe ?
probably wants to upgrade lol
prob got banned
i just wish i had a graphics card
i run this game on integrated graphics and it SUCKS
are we getting lighthouse tomorrow?
when wipe
I can’t wait to run interchange again and get all my GPUs
Imagine buying them like a loser when you can earn them through rat running
wtf happened to img perms in this chat
what time is the wipe gonna be
10am msk time
So is the wipe about to happen in like 3 hours or do we still have another 25/4 hours to wait?
it happen in 3 but patch takes like 4+ hr
@tardy kestrel thanks so yes in about 6 to 8 hours we will be able to play hopefully
yes
meanwhile i wake up in like the afternoon so it doesnt matter if the patch is 5 minutes or 12 hours
are there any mods on
@grizzled cosmos move femboy scav outta chit chat 2
WHEN IS WIPE!?!?!?!?!?
I heard they cancelled it
When is wipe PST or any other timezone. None of this moscow bs

3 am est
also hello fellow floppa
Thanks dafloppa
No problem. lesss go
anyone here play squad?
game is almost impossible to play atm with all the cheaters that are in the game. hopefully when the wipe comes out they will get rid of most of em.
@lavish ibex yo why cant i see fan art
@shy pumice dont polay with him takes guns
Fucking gay
It's wipe day then
It's the date of update, what?
??wipe
Tomorrow, June 30 at 10:00 MSK, we plan to start installing patch 0.12.11, this includes a wipe. The installation will take approximately 4 hours, but may be extended if necessary.
10am or pm?
Wasnt 10 MSK 2 hours ago?
Mope
Im livin in turkey antalya we have same hours
And still left 1 hour 15 minutes
14M
will there be a Edge of Darkness sale ?
1 HOUR

??wipe
Tomorrow, June 30 at 10:00 MSK, we plan to start installing patch 0.12.11, this includes a wipe. The installation will take approximately 4 hours, but may be extended if necessary.
1 hr for me
it's 1 hour for everyone, dumbass..
Yo, chill, why u gotta start insulting ppl lol
i enjoy it!
cool, do u also enjoy getting your ass kicked? because u might get the taste of some of that if u keep that up irl too
lol, good luck with that, europoor
kek
ok raggy re t ard
NAW LF Duo/Trio for Wipe grinding money & quests PM me! 2K+ hours
8 mins till the wipe
8 mins but then like another 4 for updates 😦
when a rust player start playing tarkov

OHOHOHOH
ITS WHIPE BOYSSSS
ggs everyone
is wipe on?
where the f are the patch notes
is it out?
im chillin in factory rn
how long will server be down?
kinda aids how all the channels are locked and 10min timer on posting
One message removed from a suspended account.
happpy neww wwipeee
Wipe les go
wipe
EAT MY OWN ASS
wipe
HAPPY NEW WIPE
Eating your moms ass
^
WOOHOOO BABY ITS WIPE(in 4 hours :()
how long doesit take
i hate this chat timer
up to 4 hours
Sub chat activated lmfao
whats wrong with a little SPEEED
All i want, is streets of tarkov. : <
where the update
what da wipe doin
wipe yall asses on GOD
LADS. TWAS A PLEASURE RAIDING WITH YOU THIS SEASON. I SHALL BE SEEING YOU IN THE COMING HOURS
holy shit slowmode on 10mins, time to speak again in 10mins
its gonna be my second wipe and im gonna make it good ggs everyone i wish you all luck
Guys help me if i buy eod after wipe do i still get the items or do i need to wile me account after that
dude, do I have to wait 4 hours for them to release patch notes, if they even will? Do I seriously have to go ingame to find out what happened and what's been added
you'll get the extra items, yes
yes
gay monkey sex?
thisll be my first full wipe. came in around the middle of this last wipe. looking forward to experiencing the game on a wipe reset
how do i get moved into waiting for 12.11
gay sex
is the wipe happening rn?
I'm going to sleep for 4 hours then wake up for wipe.
yees
anyone feel like explaining "the wipe" to a n00b??
Wipe day
NOOOO
I don't want it to wipe because of my progress but im so exited for wipe
when is wipe ready
when i am done sexing yo mama
you lose everything and restart
4 hours from now
alright wipe in progress and just waiting. might nap for 4 hours and wake up at 6am CST XD
Start the countdown boys
Wait when can i start downloading shi

aye im looking for goons that are good at the game
You've got the wrong channel bucko (I don't mean go to lfg, I mean there are no goons good at the game here). It was supposed to be a joke... 😦
anyone wanna play jackbox dm if interested
Yo
anyone get the "game cannot be started" bug?
its wiping lol
🤣
Is it wiping rn?!!
Yuuup
Anyone to play wipe with? I'm a beginneer but i'm pretty good at movement and aim, i just need to learn the maps which i do very fast with others help
has tarkov wiped yet?
Ehm... Yes. Like 40 mins ago... But patch wont be out for 4 hours or so
taking a couple hour nap, then tarkov with the homies all day tomorrow
WHEN WIPE can i play tarkov
Now
nah thats it
Imagine all they’re doing is just wiping the servers down with multi-surface cleaner
WIPE HYPE!!!!!!
Bet they had to call some professional cleaners to deep-clean that shit. I can just see the black dirty water coming out of servers as if someone took a fucking shit into them
anyone wanna play wipe with me
😂😂
@mystic terrace facts
not funi
😦
🆘
is new map coming out?
How do I get into the irl weapons chat?
No, map expansion.
Hey
can we play now
9 min slowmode on this chat too damn
rip
Niige
is 12.11 coming with untiy 19?
i wan patchie
no one knows quiet yet but to support the amount of player nikita wants most likely yes.
So what happened to the patch notes guys?
they just arent released idk why
light house coming 12.11
bois, is it happening?
im pretty sure
2 hours to go fellers
u mean more like until tomorrow or maybe even longer, since something's ought to break and the server load I'm pretty sure is going to be also pretty crazy. Especially RIP this weekend I guess, I'm expecting many lag
If we're lucky and the servers can handle us all
will the game even work after the wipe? 🤣
nah, add 1-3 hours of problems "error communicating with the server" .. for patch download & character creation
Add hamster dying
guys yall gonna go for usec or bear? thats the real question xD
does it really matter?
USEC, You need Josh/Usec 3 to strike fear in the dirty rats and stuff them into the fucking ground and make them suffer for BRINGING A DAMN MAKORAV INTO THE RAID LATE WIPE AND HEAD, EYESING ME ITS ANNOYING AS HELL
i want people to understand when i call them pussy, so yes it matters 😉
Definitely bear, the element of confusion combined with the terror of russian screaming while trying to figure out whether its a pmc or raider is perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&ab_channel=RickAstley new tarkov factory teaser vid
Didn't know Nikita had an alias named Rick Astley..
whos rick astley lmao
what is untiy 19
guys im new and it wont let me open the game
It's wiping rn bruh
wep wip we n weip wen wipe
Newer version of the Unity engine
How many hours does it take you guys to get lvl 10?
Is the servers coming up in like 15 minutes? or approx.
3 or 4 usually to level 10 depending on how lucky you get with quests, and servers should be up in around 1 hour 30 mins, maybe an extra hour or two
so what's new in the 12.11 patch
M2 Browning on a shopping cart
Patch notes for 0.12.11 and some upcoming changes:
- All future and current purchases of EOD will now include copies of the game to 3 lucky starving orphans per purchase
- Included a shirtless mode where Gluhar and Killa engage in sexual activities upon a PMC kill
- Players can now loot other plays buttholes if they equip a soap bar in inventory and drop it in front of another player
- PMCs can now use in game voice chat but are only allowed to run around yelling EPIC GAMER MOMENT
There seem to be a few points missing, such as the factory expansion that was promised. Ah well, BSG at it again, what did I expect. Moving it to the next patch again, the classic

If you read the announcement it says those are the fixes it does not include changes made to the game…
what a moron
doesn't Nikita want people to go out and find out for themselves for a few days?
"Beta™" game
Doesn't give out patch notes
supposed to be a surprise
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Patience
wipe?
Remember, on average the wipe update takes at least 4 hours
Still down im guessing
New scav boss voice line where they ask if you’re sugondese and then immediately ask you to sugondese nuts while one arm spamming you with a thermal LMG and 4 Nades
yes
i hope they add more machine guns/lmgs bc the rpk is the only one there plus it feels like a category that would have cool guns
yes wipe time baby
when wipe out? in 40min?
40-80 mins unless extended, the tweet saying they started posted about 40 mins later than planned
how do I get writeright in the beginners-assistance chat?
I don't think you can due to the fact most channels you can't type in so I have pieced it together that they aren't available while the game is updating.
Can i still upgrade even though the servers are down?
BRO YOU NEED TO WAIT 9 MINUTES TO SEND A MESSAGE AGAIN
BRO
hopefully the no lives are burnt out so us filthy casuals can play a lil longer this time
Lol
nah were not burnt out
how many hours till wipe?
The no lives were taking a break once the trader event started, they are fresh now
i can wait to play just gib patchnotes
when can play?
45 more minute i think
Has anyone tried out the 5D chess on steam?
dude i can barely handle 2d chess
gluhar is gay
Alright, where are the weak PMC rats hiding?! My .50 Cal is hungry.
@fallow bridge you suck for play amjonuys man
@grim sorrel you suck for playing amung ussssss
do i know u?
yo boyz can any1 help me idk how to download escape from tarkov if you know how DM me please
log in to their website, then youll get an option
- u got an email by bsg telling you how to 2. if u cant find this email anymore go onto their website and login, there will be a download button
among us code >>> USMWDF
is the among us game still up?
someones being racist in looking for group caht 6, its deagle
^ snitch
🤡^
Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft
yo mods @wispy moss is being racist
SERVERS ARE UP PATCH IS NOT OUT THOUGH
@wispy moss must be based
im literally watching fortnite "whos thicker" videos on my bed
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
I agree
@lucid cipher ok sorry np
Allegedly
it says approximately on the launcher
hopefully in 5mins. Youre not that guy pal youre not that guy
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We will announce it, no need to tag and ask, we will announce when it's done anyway
just be patient for now, it can take a little longer
where will it be announced
#eft-announcements nooo Methieu was faster
everything is said here
Are they fixing the scavs/raiders that spawns in right behind you
1 hour WTFFFF
no
1 hour, battlestate games can lick the cheese from under my nutsack
yo clean the cheese form ur nutsack
oh no you have been mildy inconvenienced lmao poor babies
bro 8 am for a fucking 1 hour AT LEAST extenstion smh
wait how long till wipe 1 more hour?
they said 1 more hour?
How are yall surprised at all?
bruhhhh one hour extension defo worth it tho
imma take a nap, see yall in a few hours when the server admin gets off tetris and fixes the servers : )
ye
ugh
i need someone to start wipe with dm me
has it wiped yet?
no
ITT: Virgins crying over a video game update
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Maan. I called in sick for wipeday and now i cant scav on labs. 
just go watch youtube or sum shit, they take the time they need
Is this wipe?
you called in sick for a game? wtf is wrong with you
its dead so funny how big of a deal this for people lmfao
Are servers up yet
Hey Nikita since it’s Christmas can I get a red card
idk why people are so butthurt just be patient they are trying there best
Patch extended an hour.
patch extended an hour, go take a shower and get some coffee virgins
tarkov better prepare their backyard potato servers for wipe
Jesus, I just realized today was wipe day
yup better change your nickname to lvl 1
I've memorized this link, you cant fool me
funny
what tweet
i cant start the game is it because of the servers?
a non existing one
wipe
40 more mins boys
more like 2 hours
It says at least
bet
no 1 hour
Just relax, do something productive. the game isn't going anywhere 
Im trying to install tarkov but its downloading at 300kb anyone know if theres a faster way to install?
Happened to me when I first installed, after wiping my drive a while later and trying again it downloaded much faster
i wouldnt do anything too harsh
most probably its because of high load on servers rn
yes
bepis
Looking for someone to run some games when wipe goes live. Preferably 18+ NA East and have gotten Kappa at least once. DM me.
@ any admin Monk#9257 is going into different chats, screen sharing porn.


Yeah cheers that what i was thinking. I was hoping maybe there was a tarkov download somewhere on the internet or like the latest file so i could download not using the launcher and just have it locate the installation after
@ any admin Monk#9257 is going into different chats, screen sharing porn.
@ any admin Monk#9257 is going into different chats, screen sharing porn.
do any of you have any evidence?
I’m just sitting here strokin my shit I got lotion on my shit I’m just strokin it
thats hot @rapid halo
@ any admin Monk#9257 is going into different chats, screen sharing porn.
okay we get it someones screen sharing porn
LUL
Im dead bru
hey is there some source of info where i can get updates what is up with the game?
like if the servers are down etc
edit:ok thanks
Edit 2: Is the new update only fixes? nothing new added?
Cuz i only see patch notes with fixes
battlestate twitter ill dm u link FAX
lmao, 10 min slowmode ? cringe
argh argh ar
how big update will be
No one here knows. Just wait for it to update. It will answer all your questions
When will we know if its delayed further, in 10mins?
this isnt wipe is it?
it is m8
anyone wanna run duos when its up?
Anyone factory 2 man when wipe
imma cum if they release patchnoted in a lil
I just wanna read the patch notes like a kid reading the game manual to his new game
its because 300 ppl spamming "when wipe" is annoying asf x)
NA looking to duo on wipe start, maybe customs or factory, this is my 3rd wipe
nikita shall know how desperate is the community for wipe , he shall see we can do some things for a wipe
will the smart shotgun be added in 12.11?
Is it out yet?
@mortal knot i think it is and also scarr
is update live?
damn, this chat got silent
you can check by opening the client
just wait until another announcement comes up
cant mf wait
bro when tf is it wiping just give it to us nikita
extended another hour?
Bro I just want to say I was there
it do be taking forever, I think its up
u mean 2 min?
literally on the edge of my seat 😐
Stop ddossing the launcher
im leakingh
WIPE HYPE
The poor launcher, yall animals are beating the shit outta that check update button
everybody stop hitting play
no u
ive never seen a timer to hit the play button till now
NAW LF Duo/Trio for Wipe grinding money & quests PM me! 2K+ hours
is it up
skurwysyny jebane dawajcie tego wipa
is it time?
i can't even open the launcher anymore its just pops and error and closes
When wipe?
i think its happening rn launcher wont even open and the 1hr delay tweet was 1 hour ago
It is
end the process in task manager and reopen it
anyone wanna duo this wipe eu played 3 wipes 😄
lfg (trio or duo) aus be decent
.
bruh the launcher just says error now when i try to open
same
use task manager to close out of the launcher and then open it back up
i mean everyone and their mother is trying to open it up lol
lol 😄 i can open it normally 😄 its not launcher its ur bugged pc when u spam launcher open and closed.. its bound to glitch out
Error message 213, anyone else? 
updates not out
is there a sale right now?
My launcher told me to fuk off 😄
whne wipe!!!!=!??!?!?!
xd
@stable nymphWHY DIDNT YOU SAY BEFORE BRO
how do i get perms for #irl-weapons
yeah
where is wipe?
in soviet Russia tarkov wipes you
wipe machine br0ke
let sbe honest its gonna be at least another hour
wait FUCK am i gonna have to rebind all my keys
oh okay good
thank you
i appreciate the response
fuck this goddamn cooldown
cant stop me
no
no
no
Your dvorak key bindings are safe
Internet had no problems in last 4 months and then today, conveniently....it’s NOT FUCKING WORKiNG.
when is wipe wtff?????
?
eh jemelyak !
Anyone else got their custom made wipe butt plugs in?
shit internet, get better internet then
any second
taking ages dude its over an hour already
wen wype
another hour
Join me in my self-hatred whilst we wait D:
They said that at 6am my time when it was already an hour over to begin with. lol
25min past hour extension
nikitia pls update gem
Just chill yall it'll be out eventually
when wipe
włąćzcie giereczke do uja wafla
dont tell me to chilll
Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh
i will go full karen in this bitch if i dont see daddy prapor in the next 20 minutes
i want prapor to ravish me with his thick cock
chill out guys, nikita is probably scavengin parts to them backyard servers XD Probs got lost on ligthhouse 😉
Anyone trying to squad up today?
anyone wanna run krunker?
How long u think
patch notes ever drop?
Разработчики привет. Это я ваш единственный игрок.Я на протяжении многих лет создавал иллюзию того, что в таркове большой онлайн но это был я.
bug notes did, actual patch notes drop later
Fix it notes
yo they have a new loading screen!!!!
these guys are taking their time bro wtf
itll be about an hour as if they didnt just make us wait for 4. grimm wtf first who asked and why be toxic i like them both
Xxx is garbage, Peep 100% better
HyperRatTV
iv been up all night waiting for this shit
cringe
I want game
WHEN IS WIPE NIKITA PLEASE MY LIFE DEPENDS ON ME GETTING INTO THE FIRST RAID SO I CAN HAVE 100M FIRST WEEK AND BE BORED IN 2 ASKING FOR ANOTHER WIPE
i got to 300 million and never got bored XD
Whayp
Waip
WIPEEE
Hey all of you - Suck my ass, im better then all of u



