#general-chat
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how is this possible? this happens every, single, game. and i have a stupid amount of hours onto this game, this wipe has been the worst i've ever experienced for PVP, literally.
Sounds more like a bad luck kinda thing
but every game? i played over 40 games yesterday and only made it out of 2
thats a disgusting number, mind you last wipe and wipe before my survival rate was 70%
now its literally 15%
hmmmmmmmm
majority of the time, i've already left the room then i somehow die ALWAYS by "top of the head"
can anyone explain how that happens with an altyn? like ALL the time? it cant be bad luck if its every game, unless every, single game... has a hacker
How much is a twitch rivals armband worth?
@regal estuary blue keycard, it trades for lots of gpus too I think
😩 got campped at d2 again
where yall be finding the rivals armband?
breh
eft un soldier be like
Any place you can find generic clothing spawns, you can find an armband
UN warrior
why do you have an MP5 with .45 AP in your gamma
thanks mate
are you questioning un soldier?
yeah
well its not allowed so i refuse to answer
ok
never do it again
exactly
🤔
new only lvl 9 is anyone tryna play
Why do you have a 2gb ssd
Assuming that was a reserve run?
yo whyu cant i buy pompns
wat
it doesnt show on flea for me
hmM
now it does
I have exactly the same thing, fiber 500/500 fast laptop with ssd. I'm not a very good player, but the times a had a jump on people and just empty a whole clip on someones head and they just turn around and pop me. It's like i'm shooting paper bullets. Or i get killed by a arm shot, wtf is that about??? Games just broke 💩
what ammo type would you be using in one of these scenarios
Thats doesnt mather when alot of times the scav or pmc not wearing any helmet.
anyone know how much a green key is worth?
can anyone help me out do some settings on my tarkov
Anyone wanna trade for a violet keycard
how long is it usealy between wipes?
What suppressor is compatible with the vepr hunter? I am checking the FM and can't seem to find it
if you see a guy named Asuka Langly Soryu dont play with him he farms afk people and is litterally toxic af
Depends. The last two were 7 months long.
@vapid sluice ty
@vapid sluice thank you
BLYAT
shoutout the mfs bushwookie-ing on snoreline with m995
CYKA
singlehandedly feeding the fn 5-7 market
Is everybody having a good day/night?
Which chat do I use to find teammates?
Ty
yes
Need one good player in 2 man #7. 18+
balllls to the servers being down soon -_-
are all servers being patched?
are the servers down
they will be i believe at 6pm eastern time
when are they coming back up
I hope we don’t have floating bodies again
servers are down already
are they going to improve the servers
RIP
servers
f
what time are they supposed to be back up?
Maintenance going on?
yup
5 hrs
holy shit
ITS WIPE
WIPE HYPEEE
no way its wipe
no wayyy
its not
i doubt it
It is @untold ibex said so
is it srsly wipe
wipe confirmed
i just got my kappa cmon ..
3 months >.>
it is wipe?
TWITTER SAYS ITS WIPE
LInk???
i never got to use my vector i built 😦
what are the important things to do at wipe start
wipe lol
WIPE
Its not a wipe lmao
i checked there twitter they said nothing about wipe
i hope its a wipe i fucked this wipe hahahah
It not wipe 😔
@untold ibex confirmed its wipe
wish it was a wipe
it is
its not
i lost 3 red cards it better not be wipe
no wipe confirmed. people are trolls
THERE IS NO WIPE, IT IS SERVER MAINTENANCE
Anyone saying otherwise will be muted from this point on
why are the servers shut down now it wasnt supposed to for a couple hours/
@grizzled cosmos how long
kamisnky ur cringe xD
5 hours +/-
@kind socketnsky when did it start sir
3 minutes ago
w
So are there more details as to what the infrastructure upgrade will entail?
eft announcements = information than random babblings
let eod play 😦
how do i get PMC role so i can type more than 1 time every 5 minutes
@next grail I didn’t get my kiss from colonel
can someone dm where i can buy tarkov cheats
@grizzled cosmos what are you guys doing to the servers are you getting better ones are you adding a new anticheat?
I JUST GOT DIAGNOSED WITH CANCER I HAVE 48 HOURS TO LIVE THIS SHIT IS EATING MY FUCKING BRAIN PLS JUST LET ME PLAY TARKOV
@kind smelt
Do not tag Staff
We're only Volunteer mods, all we know is that there's maintenance. That and a new AC wouldn't do anything, you can't really completely secure a home when the walls aren't done being built.
Anyone down for some dayz wile servers are down?
Read the announcement fml @fleet pilot
It's maintenance, not a update.
Please Kaminsky get colonel to kiss me it’s all I want
Did we get banned from typing in LFG?
no they just stopped us from typing in LFG
lmao
@ancient rain please do not ping staff like this.
its been closed for now
it was decided in LFG that the brits are simply better
than everyone

ONE OF THE MODS KISS ME FOR FUCKS SAKE
the first time this week i have time for tarkov and its shut down 😦
@patent gyro why did you block me lmao. blocks me and doesn't even tell me why (pm me)
highly debatable
Okay I got my kiss no more losing my mind
does server upgrades pause hideout upgrades?
no
Your scav timer might be sitting at max until you boot the game though, that's happened a number of times in the past.
dome sniping in reserve #2
I have an extremely important announcement to make about Escape From Tarkov. This is going to blow your minds.
wtf
Im sad, i dont know what to do with life without eft
take a walk to the local gas station, get some snacks and some gamer juice, so when the servers are back up, you will be ready to dunk on kids
Eft down is sad life
read a book
when will the game be back up?
4 hours +/-
u said 4 hour last time it was 1hr 30mins
Last time it ended early, I was going off of BSGs timetable
Hello gamers
Here it comes, my big announcement that is going to literally knock your socks off. If you're not strapped into your gaming chairs I suggest you do so.
Epic
I was loading into reserve with the fattest scav i have ever seen when it went down 😔
5 mins
I mean you got given a warning before 😂
Are you guys ready?
yes
Any chance the 5 hours is signifcantly less?
damn maint. always happens right during the time i usually play lol
how does this game have to have maintenance so often
have you played this game 😆
lol
Tarkov cigs can't be found just anywhere silly
yo anyone know when next wipe
@kind monolith thuseday
what a troll
good point
r na servers down?
all servers are down for infrastructure and backend modernization
my game isn't working
Hell yeah more optimization
hell yea more head eyes
Is EU down?
All servers are down for maintenance.
people cant read the launcher correctly lol
they arent gonna be back for like 4 hours lol
bcuz american. its the 17th
im incomplette wihtout tarkov
Are we back online?
no
I thought it was for the 18th tho, i thought i still had 24 hours lmao
idk what to play bro
same here
someone said they dropping "streets of tarkov tonight" lmaooo imagine
Are they wiping already???
@grizzled cosmos estimate for when it will be back up?
how long servers been down?
its my day off knew it was gonna be down lol
they wouldn't wipe
Last time they said servers down for 5 hrs but was only 1-2
¯_(ツ)_/¯
they usually say estimated its never really that amount of time for routine check ps
So I have a 5min timer between messages here and I'm blocked from even chatting at all in the lfg? What's happening?
servers have been down for a little over 2 hours
Is the website down?
LFG has been temporarily disabled and the post delay is high to deal with the influx of users for the maintenance.
are the servers down rn?
look literally 3 messages up
Or try to load up the game
So do I have to submit a ticket to re-enable the lfg?
can you guys collect my bc's for me ty.
omg guys is the maintenance still going on its not like 50 other people have asked
bruh how long server got left
4 hrs
can anyone else not even open the launcher any more? last time that happened to me it meant the downtime was almsot over
$70 to whoever comes up with my next username first. Message me for more info.
hey, anyone else love the Ratnik helmet?
penismuncher
same, but i don't see how that relates 😂
guys i think i have a furry porn addiction
i dont either. just last time there was a down time and the launcher came up fine the whole time except towards the end of the down time
Augmentin is the best painkiller ever
@toxic wind why’s that
O Powerful mods of the discord, don't you think 10 minute message timeouts is a bit much?
PenisParfait
anyone else getting error code 106015
anyone know how long this update is suppose to take
2 more hours
cause augmentin is the best
I don't know what to do with my life right now.
They should give us a sale as much as this has been under maintenance the past month. Is this gonna effect my bitcoin farm too???
lol you not EOD
is there actually 2 hrs left
is it still under
theres supposed to be 2 hours left but it will most likely be sooner
damn
@crude rune thanks for using ur 5 min timer to say yup i really appriciate that
yup
I guess so
Yesterday I had probably thhe best raid I ever had. 7 million rubles.
Whats happening?
tarkov still not working?
its doing exactly what they said it would do.....hows that not working?
the web site dont work also
are servers back?
What do I do once I have a couple guns?
its down until 8pm pt right?
why so long
^
NA all gets screwed with update times
Petition for a sale
servers still down right
“Hey guys did the KGB shut down Tarkov?”
seems it i cant get on
are servers back up?
pog
Servers are down for another two hours pretty sure
can someone help me with math homework 9th grade
how long is maintenance usually?
they said it should take untill 11 pm est
what kind of math
what type of math
im so glad on my day off servers are down

👀 look at this silly man 😆
ikr, its so dumb i was planning on grinding to level 20 today
I tried to start up tarkov, I KNOW THEIRS MAINTENANCE, but it would let me log into my account. Is that because of the maintenance?
yeah theyre doing something it seems as even the webpage is down atm
this is fucking gay
Their entire backend is down for work atm
anyone have a good estimate for when they will be bcakupp
they droping streets of tarkov tonight
No
yea i need to get back to dying from people that i never saw
ya it does that pretty much every time servers go down for me
est to be down for like an hour and a half yet?
1 and a half hours NOT a wipe
is it wipe?
yes
mute him
I have no tp for wipe tho
IS IT OR IS IT NOT WIPE
are the servers up yet?
i wanna play eft
could someone ping or DM me when servers are up?
It is NOT wipe
when will servers be up??
after they have wiped
I think after wipe
lmao its not gonna wipe
wow my message was deleteD?
Lmao just check u lazy
yeha ?
Make sure not to joke about wipe guys! The mods are hungry today
llol wipe
there is no wipe
Why cant i send messages in LFG?
yea it just wiped like 6 months ago
Is server maintenance for patching of security issues?
How come when I try to log on it says cannot establish server connection
are servers down ?
Yeah, they are modernizing them or something
Do people not read or something?
lol nope
When will tarkov be up?
no clue
SERVERS ARE IN MAINTAINANCE. Nobody knows for sure when they are back up. For anybody asking after me this is proof they were too lazy to scroll a lil bit😃
10ish EST
Can someone pin a message in this chat that servers are down
hour 20 mins est
Noone would read it, we tried
its wiping
No it's not
i dont think so
how often does it wipe
when is next wipe then
There really is no set wipe time, it happens when BSG says so
Did anyone else get logged out and won’t let log in
Me
I heard it was 8pm and why is slowmode on! 
are servers down?
Nah they up
any one wanna play barbie dolls while we wait for servers to get up?
honestly yea
i think peanut butter would be good inbetween furry asschecks
Anybody wanna play some going to sleep
you guys wanna play hungry pumpkin 3D on happyflashgamesforkids.com
yessir
servers arent back up on my end
if i keep finding keycards and other expensive stuff in raid and giving it to my friend in the same raid do i risk getting banned?
No, as long as the items are found in raid, you're fine
Is it true servers are wiping ?
No it's not
sad i wish they were
few months at the very least until wipe unless streets comes
End of May/June probably wipe
I wouldn't bank on a wipe until June/July
How long until servers are back?
an hour
never
.
Why did it log me out, is it supposed to with maintenance?
nah the servers are just being worked on dummy
y u trolling? @tacit wave
@everyone when r serveres going yo be back i dont wanna play chess anymore
When?
jesus last time in 1 hour
you guys should check out bsg twitter to get maintenance times so you dont ask every 5 minutes
are servers down ?
what happened to game
it wont load
why is the website not working
When servers are up
when nikita shouts out his instagram
11pm eastern. literally so many lost children that pry chad me
when is scar coming to game
website is back, Ive got a feeling game servers will follow shortly
Why do they do server maintenance at the worst times lol, isn't most of their player base EST?
no one knows, they've dropped teasers for it every so often for a while
they arent up what u talkin about
i can open launcher again but still cant load up the game
It’s up
game still dead?
im in
ITS UP
its not up
its kinda up
if i cant shoot people its not up
i cant get in
pog skribble
Get other hobbies, the launcher is up. the game is not. find something else to do in life.
^^
I cant shoot people when it is up
i cant shoot people either way
yea dudes find something else to do, theres tons of other stuff to do rather than tarkov, like jerking off with mayonaise
Devil dogs mayo
and butt stuff with mayo
@lapis latchyonejoin skribble
its 2 am for me this is my tarkov time
Yes
Can anyone suggest a prebuilt computer for playin' Tarky?
Gateway PC
sup
tarkov is not a agreesive game any 4+ core and 3060\rx580 and you good
i have an nzxt prebuilt, i think the starter plus? and it runs great
Hmm oh even here?
when tarkov work?
Anyone here play everspace 2?
That looks good, but it says it's sold out.
what fucking maintenance takes this long tf
Build your own my dude, it's much easier than it looks, it's sometimes cheaper, and you'll have total control on what you get.\
Tarkov does @coarse sequoia
tarkov is up ?
yep
it is!
Can't beat cyberpower prices was gonna build my own but cyberpower had a pre built for cheaper, they have great deals on best buy comparable to mine, I only see 60-75 fps tho but only paid $800
why dont you sell bitcoins and tetriz @amber wind
are the patch notes in the discord somewhere
@grizzled cosmos That isn't realistic for me. I bricked the last rig I tried to self-build. I'm not willing to spend nearly $1000 I won't ever get again to fuck it up a second time.
LETS HOPE TARKOV DOESNT shit themselves again
Why can i not send messages in LFG CHAT?
Game is up for me btw I'm in the menu for me atleast
How'd you brick it? PCs are pretty simple to build.
We have LFG Chat locked until the game is 100% up
probably dusted off the motherboard with a sweater
Right? I'm a complete fucking moron and I built my PC.
hey! a bit of spit and rub never hurt any pc component
just got mine launched as well
@grizzled cosmos Dunno. Motherboard refused to boot, RAM was dead too. Think the PSU cooked it all. Don't know how I fucked it up either, I was careful not to touch anything or do anything obviously stupid. Also, can you turn off the FIVE MINUTE slow mode? Make it like 20 seconds or something, Jesus.
just run with socks across the carpet dragging your feet then install the cpu
Are servers fixed ?
I’m fucking in
teah same
So, can anyone please name a good prebuilt?
mine with those graphics cards bruhhh
hehe i hatchet run
servers are up
Thank you Mrs. Queefs
Why is intel so much now
It went up 100k since servers went down though
Anyone know the limit on grenades barter on prapor for es lamps?
people are buyinh and no one is putting them up yet because no one is in raid
servers up
fr fr?
Im in game rn
indeed
Hey everyone.. My mouse cursor is not showing up in game.. Any ideas? Didn't have this issue before the maintenance. It does work in borderless mode, but that sucks out the FPS for some reason
try changing your aspect ratio or try changing from fullscreen to borderlesss and vice versa
@brave wave Ayyy, dm me 👍
well it doesn't do anything.. I have the cursors in borderless and windowed but it is unplayable
Bruh idk if it the upgrade or not ,but my fps is damn amazing for Tarkov right now
couldn't tell you try changing the scaling ratio in your drivers
weird.. I played hours before the maintenance. Haven't changed any driver settings.
how do you turn off fps counter
i have a question about Tarkov game mechanics. how are babies made?
"yes"
@woeful terrace When a rat loves a chad very very much...
When gluhar Finds a player in the open he simply bends them over and has his way
are the geforce game filters for colors and such bannable? i want to use it to up my saturation but dont want to risk anything
You have to use the ingame FX now
is the game up?
instead if asking why dont u try it lol
my saturation in game is maxed already, i didnt quite get a clear answer are they bannable or not?
u cant use it anymore it dont work
oh, rip
What don said, and if you try to force it, battleye will give you the bean
not home about to get home from work thanks tho dickhead
server is up lol i said it a little while ago too
loads in first time since servers down . . 20min till scav... oooookay
Ayo anyone wanna buy a violet keycard for like 8 btc
Server restarts also restart your scav timer, that's normal.
and it doesn't restart until you relog
It's because there isn't gonna be any raids for you to scav in to uno
who wanna earn bitcoins
for what @smoky grotto
DC’d right in the middle of Rasmussen, rip FIR LEDX boys
what does this entail
how much is tarkov?
What region are you in?
usa
servers seem to be more stuttering than before ... sweet maintenance -_-
It ends up being 42.38 off sale
As long as you make sure you buy the EU version
On sale it comes up to 36.26
how much is the eod on sale compared to the 95+ taxes?
Sometimes after these maintenance cycles you have to re-set your selected servers on the launcher, and give me a moment to pull up my reciept
99.80 for a upgrade from standard, off sale
yeah with taxes and other fees they added its like 105 or 110 not on sale -_-
Total US$108.29
i guess thats because id prefer paypal not giving out the cc
Total US$108.29
i just killed sturman with m700 and quest didnt count wtf?
still not sure the games worth 150 for eod lol
I mean, I bought it in 2017 and am still playing
welcome to tarkov
I got my monies worth
is there any modification i need to do to the weapon or just scope? cz i had silencer aswell does that not count with surpressor?
im new looking for ppl to play with
what scope did you use?
i think its the wrong scope weww
used voodoo didnt read the quest since its my first time i thought its only with a scope and m700
Ah yep
can somebody help me sort my inv and teach me some stuff?
Says right in the description, 'March Tactical'
It's not bad, it just takes getting used to
its for very long distance ive tried it once a bit weird to try and kill him from hill
mby sniper rock is good for that scope
I recommend spamming woods usec camps for ez money rn
usually its 2-5 sugars for rations but it made up for it with 2 goldbalm
Hunting Trip is such a dumb quest
no stchurman so nothing to do at woods
TFW when u go labs at 4am and die to the same guy 3 times 🤡
I’m new to tarkov anyone wanna squad up teach me a bit
should I sell tetriz or get bitcoin
get bitcoin
Did they decrease the spawn for graphic cards
Someone able to add me need help learning the maps
i think so
I honestly love insurance if something happens irl you can just ditch it and disconnect
don't be complete trash at reserve and we'll have fun. na 42
don't be complete trash at reserve and we'll have fun. na 42
should I trade the tetriz for a bitcoin and sell or just sell it on market? it's like 900k on market with 150k tax
don't be complete trash at reserve and we'll have fun. na 42
Bro go to lfg
Ethical Question
Would it be worse to make fun of someones dead dog they knew for 11 years?
or
Would it be worse to make fun of someones dead sister that died at child birth before they were born?
looking for someone to help me learn the basic of the game and get my character to level 10
I am already level 8
Anyone else in Oceania having server issues?
Need a solid 2nd in 2 man #13 to run interchange with and chill
the hacking in this game is big chungusly gay
Just ran into hacker on resort now im big sad
Teleporting*
oof
Watch out asthma boys out in force tonight
athmga
whos deez?
Why don't you ask in the tarkov OCE discord
Deezel Washington
deez ligma
my friend just got banned for no reason what should he do
Buy the game again because pog.
Was your friend just playing on resort
Shoreline***
Because if he was, he deserves the ban...
Game is turning to crap till they ban wave again
A ban wave would be very nice
Thank you mike, thank you for feeling my pain. it really means alot.
Dont worry some camper will say “git gud”
“You didnt check your corners” like woods isnt literally one giant corner
Exit campers deserve public execution by the hands of god.
Me and krovy both got head eyes through a wall
how do i speak to admin
I got hit from someone shooting from above, i looked up and what do u know hes above a tree in woods floating... yup turned the game off thats enough for one night
i keep getting disconnected every raid no matter what i do
#discord-mod-mail @umbral rock
It feels bad mike, it feels bad....
Are servers going back down or am i tripping
dm me if you need help completing quests or getting money!
new to the game would love to play with someone lmk
@sullen trench yo
Loot be anywhere on reserve
why are all the cheaters running bt ammo 🤔
@exotic sundial the mountain dew under your monitor has me concerned
how sturdy is that shi lolz
How is everybody's day going?
No wifi at school 😔
Same keyboard
I have the same mouse 🙂
WHY IS THERE BLOCKS ON THE SERVERS
@sleek kraken I’ve arrived
i understand why summit stop playing this game haha
what the fuck is going on with the servers
who knowns i got bannd for no reason this morning. battleye just informed me that they are reviewing the apeal lol
Was playing as a scav and i was rubberbanding like hell and got tp:ed back like 5 meters
this game is fucking trash af people getting banned for no reason and its all over their discussion page on their website
hope they finna fix this shikt
dude stoart looking for other games man dont reli on this game to be your main g shit
it but ive started to fuck with tarkov a lot more after i got my ram fixed, shits real nice
i feels bro enjoy it while you can i guess lol
ahah, thanks chief
sorry for bothering but is there a sight setting that gives a competitive advantage idk in general because I always see people using the setting with the three brackets and dot in the middle
Was just stuck on deploying 0 tried to restart and was killed in action is this a common glitch and will it happen again or?
aye is this a decent build? its 1500 USD
wheres your gpu
in interchange
thought i had it in its gonna be a 3060 12gb
Peel back your Ryzen to a 5 3/5700x, put that extra money into 32gb of memory and another SSD
theres a barter on the flee if someone wants a tetriz for a key tool, approx 50k profit
And if possible upgrade to BeQuiet fans
How do i apologize to a girl for getting her pregnant
be like "lessss gooooo"
Not to be racist or anything but
I bought dark souls remastered on switch
Have they placed a limit on the bitcoins that can be traded from mechanic? ive never seen them out of stock.
any tips for shooter born in heaven quest? haven't started and I'm not to great with long shots cause most of my combat it short to medium range
im doing it now its actually easier than people make it seem
so i made a vid for anyone that cares
its the doom eternal new dlc bossfight and ending
ya i need the xp, but idk how i feel going into customs cause it's all close or reserve cause i don't know the map it's my most hated map
looking for group to play with for th next few hours, NA. 18+ level 19
shrapnel 10 or barricade for Ks-23
Does anyone know how to setup a MSI click bios 5 for a custom pc?
No trade
@shy ice not being a total asshole, have you tried youtubing it? that is where I always find information regarding pc shit that i know nothing about.
things like that usually have pretty detailed explanations and walkthrough's as well
I did but they had a different setup compared to mine
@smoky grotto
We don't allow trading here
hey is anyone good with biology here? i really need help im struggling lol
oke
how about I give for free?
and they are nice and give a bitcoin for no reason?
lol

hey is anyone good with biology here?
what key stage
genetics
like chromosomes?
and other stuff
@bold trellis can you turn the rain off please its too loud
yeah
like genotypes and all of those
well what do you need?
someone to help me on my test
lol what
anyone want to die on woods for my tarkov shooter task?
Thanks for the stutter right as I fight a geared guy Nikita
shouldn't have called him fat 5 months ago
we need 2 more people to help with tarkov shooter part 8 pls dm me
sup, are the servers having technical issues at the moment?
mechanic ran out of bitcoins
naughty naughty
bruh why are there so many cheaters going factory
there is litteraly 1 safe worth of loot on factory
Ahh time to dab in the gamer sunlight. Cheers everyone
burger
when did they push out the update that makes the svd not work
anyone want to help me with tarkov shooter part 8 dm me
why the FUCK are there so many fa33ot cheaters on factory. i have found 3 cheaters just trying to get my punisher task done
such a dogshit game
you could litteraly invest the sale of 1 copy into an anti cheat and the cheater issue would not be anywhere near how bad it is
WOW another one
anyone want to help me with tarkov shooter part 8 dm me
How do i make a new voice channel for interchange? Theyre all full
anyone wanna help me do a quest on factory?
you don't
there used to be a bot that made a new channel but it broke constantly
that hurts.......i just noticed it was gone. Oh well.
imagine how much fun this game would be if they added an anti cheat and fixed the thousands of bugs
Level 52 Cheater Koarll Blatant wallhacking aimhacking night time factory be careful
yeah, he needs that crazy scav loot
he was voice comming through a wall and one shot headshot me through extract wall as i was trying to level sniper skill
you love to see it.
i was making zero sound the entire raid waiting for everyone to leave.
I don't remember who recommended the sp7 ammo but took out a dude wearing a Killa helmet and a gen4 with it 😂 , I stack pbm on top with sp7 in the bottom
my question is, how have they not banned a cheater at level 52, dude is blatant as well, can they not ban off unrealistic stats?
anyone want to help me with tarkov shooter part 8 dm me
wow. 5 cheaters now just trying to go into factory and get svd kills
im genuinely astonished to the fullest
you running nightime or daytime?
i am truly star struck on how BSG puts in absolutely 0 effort to ban cheaters and just lets them roam around and slay everyone
day time
Pitched it up two whole steps so my parents couldn't hear it.
Originally performed by Say Anything.
Gax Mamble is a four-piece band in a three-piece suit, slowly composing an opera to herald the end of our universe. No one knows what the name means, only that it isn't pronounced any of the ways that you think it is.
Featuring:
Phillip Koskin...
they try to ban them, but the sad part is how they do ban waves instead of just banning people 1 by 1
like why let them roam free and ruin the game for people when they know they are cheating just to ban them all together in one wave
why is the tetriz barter just always out of stock
idk it just confuses me because it seems like the best way to make money would be to invest at least a little into a working anti cheat so at least there is something in place
making a working anti cheat is harder then it sounds tbh. they just need to hire a anticheat that regularly updates
battleeye is a meme, shit is terrible on this game and Rainbow six
ive ran into 3 blatant cheaters on night time factory the past 5 days just trying to level my sniper skill to 9 for kappa
make it so if people go over a certain speed consistenetely. ban them
there is a way right there just to solely get rid of speed hacking
most cheaters dont even speed hack now a days, only the really stupid ones
and they do have that implemented, but they get banned within 24 hours not right away
and for aimbot just auto ban them if they start killing off the entire lobby through walls and shit
hard to track that kind of shit.
its not like a normal player is gonna spawn in and start wall banging everyone and know where they are
How long until the next wipe may I ask?
i had a friend who cheated for like half a wipe last wipe and didnt get banned
prob like 3-4 months
he was blatently cheating too
yeah i know someone that has also cheated, he got banned on like 6 accounts. blatant cheating on labs
did he get anti cheated or manual banned
no clue
all i know is the most common cheat is wallhacks, thats all you really need in this game. i hardly run into aim hackers.
ran into a few flyhackers on interchange and reserve.
i just think its goofy to cheat
oh 100% ruins the game for yourself and everyone you kill
it just makes you such a low life loser and if you cheat you should go hang yourself because no one on this planet loves you and no one ever will
thats a big overboard
no its not
actually believe it or not the cheating in this game isnt even that bad because the bugs are worse
telling someone to kill themselves for cheating in a videogame is way overboard, they should be fined tho.
yeah they have the users card info from purchase.
realisticly people shouldnt kill themselves because they cheat but if i found a cheater who killed me i would probably kill him irl
I'm sure you would, tough guy
im talking from the game not government.
if they can tell that someone's cheated, they can ban them instead of taking their money lol
you really think banning does anything, when they can just buy a new account.
and you think they won't find a way around the "fine"?
most cheaters used breached accounts to begin with. even Hardware ID bans dont work because most cheaters use spoofers
so what the fuck would fining them do lmao if they bought stolen accounts or keys bought from dodgy sites
im talking about the cheaters that just get mad so they buy cheats not the sophisticated cheater that knows what they are doing
most blatant kids are just players that are mad at the game from getting shit on over and over
"most cheaters used breached accounts to begin with. even Hardware ID bans dont work because most cheaters use spoofers"
"im talking about the cheaters that just get mad so they buy cheats not the sophisticated cheater that knows what they are doing"
these two statements do not compute
im talking about two different types of cheaters, fine the kids that dont know what they're doing. who used mommy credit card to buy the game and cheats
thats majority of cheaters
uh, no lol
you wont be able to do shit against the people that know what they are doing because they cover their footsteps
Nikita said on a podcast that a majority of cheaters are from China and those guys are probably the smart ones who "cover their footsteps"
yeah those are the money farmers trying to do RMT
im talking about the kids cheating just to cheat and ruin peoples time
yeah i guess youre just too smol brained to understand. but oh well.
ah yes, I'm the small brained one. I'm not the one arguing in circles without a coherent point with an illogical argument.
youre a troll is what you are.
Lol gottem
yep, I'm the troll, you got me buddy
Cincinattus I know it may seem like a good idea right now after that sheer desomation, but please you've got so much to live for
"desomation"
Cincinattus the type of dude to tell the teacher she forgot to give homework
*decimation sorry
im just annoyed rn because everytime i want to eat i have to order food to my house which costs usually $15 minimum for a meal
yeah I've stopped ordering food/trying to eat out less
and i dont have a job anymore and my parents refuse to feed me
shit gets expensive really quick
yep. you have to work your ass off to stay alive
there is litteraly no point to be alive. you work so you can work the next day
Is anyone else having this problem where discord and tarkov crash at the exact same time
That's a memory overload, try closing everything in the background besides Tarkov and Discord.
Guys will my Asus ROG Strix 3070 oc run this game?
no
someone is on their period
your mom?
you're mom** more like
uh what
/s
/autism ^

so why is trading so bad?
"Trading has a possibility to cause you to trigger RMT/Boosting flags and sad to say that you are likely to be scammed by the person you are trading with."
well shit
so who has the SGA stock for the m870 👀
remove death triangle spawn my whole group just got vogged before even loading in
/s mods dont ban me
can anyone help me with prapor bed rep
Is anyone else having this problem where discord and tarkov crash at the exact same time
@grizzled cosmos closing everything didnt do anything this only started after they re opened servers yesterday its making me not even want to play this game anymore
how much RAM do you have
Yo
its only scav runs too PMC im fine the second i load into a scav run discord and tarkov both crash at the same time
can someone teach me how to play?
🤔 @grizzled cosmos
why are all the grenade box deals in euros?
Has anyone had any issues upgrading from a standard account to EOD?
Nope I just upgraded two days ago @near chasm if u get error 3032 talk to support , and they will do some changing and then it should work
@near chasm
Xsolla support, btw. Not BSG support.
wtf tarkov? i killed like 10 scavs and says i dont have any kills on raid end screen
and i noticed the result was similar from my previous raid lulz
Bro wtf happened to bitcoins and tetriz
why is bit coin out of stock
only 3 per restock now
wtf
anybody else getting a bunch of errors on eft rn?
I just completed a raid and survived but got 0 xp and lost everything i got from it
hehe mechanic go brrrrrrrt
I just keep getting some weird items locked to profile error or something
anyone getting random errors moving shit inside their stash?
dude i died with my stuff i do two more runs i got the same stuff i died with back lmao
imagine having gear fear
ye same, when im modding guns
then my presets disappear until i restart game
is eft worth it
depends on your self worth
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thanks! i am having an error where the under 2 dollar transaction doesnt post within their 3hr time limit. xsolla support hasnt been able to help. This is the 3rd time i tried to purchase. TAKE MY MONEY TARKY WTF 😦
So I loaded into a labs run died than I regeared for shoreline and when loaded in I had the same load out as labs but it deleted my gear that I added which included my sicc case
any fix?
Does anyone want to play and be friends with a standard edition bitch?
@simple hound eww no way
🚬
why does @simple hound look like seth rogan in an ushanka?
what happened to the bitcoin barter
because I am
Bitcoin barter gonzo
if you are seth rogan i am mandingo
damn
F @near chasm i havent had any problems
TheMinor, Alvizo, and Chivaboy. (eft ingame names) You just got 1v3'd by me. YOU SUCK.
I'll trade my whole inventory for friendship
@winter pagoda
We don't allow trading here.
uh oh
hey guys, i am having a bug to where when i start the game, it gets stuck on the starting loading screen for the entire time
Rip tetriz
Cheaters on interchange lolol
no i think they removed the barter
Nicknamed "----27"
its been out of stock 4 resets in a row
would anyone like to take advantage of me
im abt to play for the first time!
how/why do some people have like 400 bottles of water for sale in the flea market?
do they really have that and did they find fucking 400 water bottles or toilet paper lol i just dont understand it
they advertise their twitch stream with it
how long until mechanic restocks?
Well EFT took my money for EOD and I still have standard account. why do you hate me BSG?
@near chasm
That's something you'll still have to message Xsolla about, they handle BSGs payment system
i did. they say everything looks good on their end.
how long until mechanic restocks?
it should say on the left hand side of his menu bar. There should be a time to restock
Did u get a system upgrade in ur inbox. Ingame? @near chasm
You have to receive it
my dad: did u fart
me: no
also me: i shidded
anyone know what i can buy off the flea and sell to skeir to level him up
also what happened to bitcoin trade??
@empty vault
when's the wipe?
no one ever knows @quasi tartan
this game is confusing asf
Does anyone know the cad price for the eod version
can someone help me out with gunsmith 7 i need 4.1 inch guide and sga stock dm me
ok what is happening with the bitcoin tetris trade i waited 1hr and it was gone instantly can u try get rid of bots
lmfao
sold out in 2 seconds
guys its not bots they made it so he only has 100 bitcoins LOL
wtf why
because they love fucking with shit
i have useless tetris then tetris just no wotth it
pretty much
nikita fix your game please only reason they are worth anything good game btw
but why cant you sell bitcoins to therapist? i have a docs case worth of bitcoins and they are just useless now? bitcoin farm isnt worth it right now
haha thats not Tolma
@near chasm just sold 6 wym
only the mechanic trade is out of stock for tetris which is mega lame
Great news they aren’t doing anything about the hackers destroying the game, they are adding croc shoes instead 🤦♂️
ha thanks man. idk why i was freaking
its not like they have an anti cheat and have actively banning people @crisp sapphire
Anti cheat 😂
I guess battle eye is a "joke", its not like its a constant uphill battle for every game and anti cheat....
Lots of these hacks haven’t been detected in months and hackers are laughing their asses off flying in the air and kicking sorts in with no keys
this game is hard asf
These hackers make real money on this game unlike All other games I don’t think you understand
fuck it I'm not gonna try to debate this have fun reee'ing at nikita
Just go in eBay and type tarkov you will see hundreds of hackers selling items lol
lmao okay dude an uphill battle they only Client ban legit fucking ip banning and hardware banning at the same time removes 80% of cheaters in games they legit dont do anything but ban the account an mark the hardware as suspicious let alone the fact that plenty of games are out now that require you to 2fA and run a active live anti cheat thats intrusive and millions of people dont care about it because they dont want hackers
You do know these hackers run the hack programs on a diff hard drives than tarkov, and the windows they are using is ran through a USB lol
whats some good games i can play with one hand lol, i have surgery coming up so i wont be able to play tarkov for a few weeks
yes you 4 head and if they get caught cheating on even video evidence all that is done is they ban the client account that does legit nothing to a dude that makes 200 bucks a day cheating he buys an account agin for 35 bucks from russia ip or on vpn and goes right back to hacking if every confirmed hacker was hardware banned and ip banned not even a Hardware spoof could stop you from an ISP IP ban
Fact is there’s lots of people hacking and they aren’t even close to scared of battle eye if they don’t head tap everybody in the lobby and don’t get manual reported they can go forever
they also hack on separate computers that arnt even linked to there tarkov game files just the server access allowing for radar
anyone wanna run some? level 28
i need help!
doing what?
Time to flex my loadout
😆
Anyone with skier lvl2 that can buy me something, it costs 1150 rub
customs 19 join
So im lvl 10 and i cant trade up tetris to mechanic? says out of stock ive been playing all day so it isnt because i need a market refresh
@manic dawn
BSG apparently changed the amount of btc available for the trade, and it's just selling out really quick.
it didnt even restock i waited the whole countdown
It did, trust me.
wow the first time i actually bothered to go for tetriz spawns they do that.... RIP
this is my only income hopefully they change it back soon
thats the best source of income.
yea i just hatchet run tech store when i need money cause idk how to get money now
and im not gonna spend 25 min hitting stashed for 150k worth of stuff
I'm a level 10 and that was my best chance to stack up
If that's your main income, then something is going wrong.
Before I got my farm, a majority of my income actually came from Woods
how
I just have to play like i have been
idk woods plus with 1 interchange run if i get a tetriz or graphics and live i can afford to die a few more times
i always die to scavs on the way out with my tetriz they need to remove the spawn next to excalator
That's an 'if' though, basing your financial stability purely on RNG isn't good.
That and Tarkov is supposed to be, as Dirt League put it, a punch in the Dick.
Plucking snipers off Sniper scav rock and looting the new side of woods is much more consistent money, safer too.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706186438080987168/800912992443170846/unknown.png
A little patience and a Valday get you a long way
also the M4 SOP spawn in the new USEC camp is pretty clutch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706186438080987168/800556797097672764/unknown.png
yo wtf that looks mad ez for loot
That's what I'm saying my dude
what loot do the sniper scavs drop?
whys tetris-bitcoin trade out of stock?
Any AK74, not 100, varient with a scope, mosin, SV98, M700
and all the players usually have fully modded snipers of some sort
BSG apparently changed the amount of btc available for the trade, and it's just selling out really quick.
yeah maybe i should learn that map
its kinda dumb they made it useless now like its out of stock in less than a second
if they wanna nerf hatchet running rats like me then maybe do only 2 bitcoin trades a day
idk why they did it, but I'd imagine it's either a test to see what happens to the economy or it's a hit to hatchet runners
ig but like i can just be even a bigger rat to make sure i dont die
but that aside Winnie, Woods best map
it's great
especially once you get your angles down
i wanna learn it but it looks confusing
yeah, i got like 8 tetris's though saved up waiting for the barter
yea might join a vc later or tomorrow thats playing woods to get feel for it before i solo it
Basically if you spawn near it, the little outpost north of RUAF has a high density of medical loot and ammo, then ATV, Town, and the camp+bunker to the north have a surprisingly high density of loot.
You can skip AB though, it's too dangerous for too little loot
bro when I upgrade to tier 2 workbench my whike oc fucking restarts lol it has happened twice alrdy someone?
my pc restarts *
does anyone know when BTC restocks
It restocks whenever Mechanic restocks.
But there's only 100 bitcoins that he has on hand every reset.
!shrink
Report what, exactly?
SHEEESHHHHHHHHH
some people on this game really only have the developer as their friend and thats a yikes
my main income is killing juiced pmc on my scavs @grizzled cosmos , and never play pmc 😄
rip just lost an aesa and a holodnik from marked because i didnt have a gun and another hatchet runner did 😦
thats what u get for runnin naked lmfao
good one, not like i have much to run with
how not?
these level 50s in labs suck
because i only have 1 mill and i dont wanna waste money on kits money running if im just gonna die anyway
bring a shrimp
think about it. if u had bought a gun ud be sitting at over 2mil now
does anyone see my green key card listing? cuz i cant
dont even needa be meta
imagine filling your friends invo too
that is literally the first aesa i had found this wipe, i have lost way more money from kits money running than going in naked
i have tried bringing gear in but then i lose it and get down to like 10k roubles after 2hrs
@cedar arrow run sum budget kits
but then i just get clapped by the level 50s running m1as and vectors lmao
lvl up ur traders too
they at 2 and 3 atm
I think the term he is trying to tell you is to 'get good'
im good, when i have kits lmao
get them to lvl 4. then things are a lil cheaper
easier said than done, player levelling is horrible
i just found a labs access card should i sell it or keep it
r u new to eft?
ye
id sell it on the flee market
okay ill save it for when i get to lvl 10
yeah ull get 300k for it
oh glad i didnt sell it for 60k then lol
@frozen spindle ey yo you the real biggie cheese
@copper acorn who else would it be
might be a stupid question but why cant i trade my tetriz to mech right now?
that drippy chain doe
The drip is forever, remember that
yes
random question but why when i put any game to low settings and its shit but high i get more fps on some games
medium gang rise up
can i talk about how i was looting in tarkov and eating irl and i got shot and i nearly choked lmao
is it a metaphor or just a simple fact
why did you look at the guy's bullets though?
can't cycle between tactical devices anymore?
