beginners-assistance

[fervent ermine]

Yea

[misty ginkgo]

All maps except factory and labs.

[half laurel]

If anybody wants to play or learn woods Dm me

[misty ginkgo]

Why don't you play customs?

[half laurel]

raged

[umbral pendant]

rain

[fervent ermine]

Wait fuck

[misty ginkgo]

It rains on all maps wdym

[fervent ermine]

They could count it as a meme

[misty ginkgo]

They are gonna do what they can to warn you

Make sure it's based around eft

[umbral pendant]

im not getting airdrops

[misty ginkgo]

Imma call nikita and say he should give you more airdrops

Give it a few minutes

[umbral pendant]

2 hole rounds rally

[misty ginkgo]

If that's a question i wouldn't use it.

If "is this a cheat" is a question, it probably is against some rules.

[spiral mulch]

Fair point, considering that my comment did get removed

*question

[dawn geyser]

“4.3.4. Under no circumstances to perform the following actions, either in full or in part:

B) Automated access to the Game (“bots”), i.e., any code and/or software not expressly permitted by Battlestate Games Limited, allowing the User to manage the Game and/or some component or function of the Game automatically, such as automatically controlling a character in the Game;

You will poof if detected

[spiral mulch]

Welp, looks like best to rebind the key back to Delete then

[misty ginkgo]

Is normal auto clickers allowed?

[night forge]

Thats still automating

[white birch]

Is the drop event still going?

[dawn geyser]

[mint light]

what did u do

my delete is bound to shift left click

did u set up a macro or something

[spiral mulch]

Yes, which now in hindsight, was a stupid thing to ask in the first place

[mint light]

why

u can legit change the bind

why do u need a macro

[spiral mulch]

Idk

[mint light]

gooba fish activity

[spiral mulch]

If I didn't need a crash helmet and crayons when playing EFT, I wouldn't be active in #beginners-assistance

As evident with how I habitually get my ass handed to me by PMC's who get the jump on me, whether it's actual anticipation or just oblivious to what to look for. Literally got my entire kit fished out of a raid that not even my baclava showed up in insurance, just because I didn't keep my eyes on an alleyway or think to point-shoot a UMP vs a naked Mosin-man

[whole thistle]

how do you inspect items

[edgy plover]

but that's the hotkey for putting things in your sorting table - I use that all the time

[mint light]

middle mouse

[whole thistle]

i meant like open them

[mint light]

i have used sorting table like twice

[whole thistle]

in the rotating and description menu

[mint light]

left click twice

[wicked zealot]

are the daily tasks like buffed or something i just got one to kill killa 3 times for a labs armband

[misty ginkgo]

Go kill killa

🤷

I don't think they changed them

Sometimes you get lucky

[grizzled isle]

Anyone know if its possible to see tagilla in factory

A friend of mine killed him today in factory night raid

Nobody seems to believe though

His username and proof

[whole thistle]

hey wtf nobody can take the floridian max title from me

[misty ginkgo]

Why did you send 3 pictures of proof

[grizzled isle]

Hello wized

[misty ginkgo]

Hello

👋

[grizzled isle]

Because it wasnt enough back at max

[mint light]

u dont even tark

[whole thistle]

tomorrow.

(if wipe)

[mint light]

wipe aint even tmrw

[misty ginkgo]

Wipe isnt tmrw

[whole thistle]

i dont think i can play tarkov right now

it takes too much speaking

[mint light]

u play valorant with silly people

[grizzled isle]

When does the prewipe sales begin?

[whole thistle]

i dont be playing anything with anyone

[misty ginkgo]

No1 knows

[whole thistle]

im just sitting in the vc

[grizzled isle]

I see

[mint light]

we need to valorant soon

im having withdrawls

I BOUGHT A TONKA TRUCK AND MY MONEY GOT BIG BODIED

[whole thistle]

have you seen the new skins

[mint light]

wanna play the new map

[mint light]

not a fan

the ak kinda cool

[misty ginkgo]

Doesn't that map suck so hard?

[mint light]

idk yet

[misty ginkgo]

I don't play valorant, but still get it on my tiktok

And it looks so bad

[whole thistle]

it looks cool

[mint light]

every valorant map is bad

compared to csgo

[misty ginkgo]

Icebox best

[whole thistle]

i tried it offline earlier it has like 3 mids

its weird

[mint light]

icebox isnt bad

[misty ginkgo]

bruh

worst map in the game

[mint light]

csgo maps are so much better

[misty ginkgo]

dust 2 > anything

[mint light]

they reworked it

[whole thistle]

fracture

[mint light]

nuke

[whole thistle]

nuke is a horrible map

[misty ginkgo]

Russian cyka blyat rush short > anything

[misty ginkgo]

Office best map

[mint light]

EW

[misty ginkgo]

Basically labs

💀

[mint light]

silver 2

[misty ginkgo]

Cheater map

[mint light]

ur silver bro

[misty ginkgo]

You're probably gold or some shit

[mint light]

master guardian elite

[whole thistle]

i got silver 2 when i was 11 years old
we are the same valorant rank

[misty ginkgo]

Play faceit

[mint light]

no i get shit on

master guardian elite is like faceit4

lol

[misty ginkgo]

Imagine not being faceit lvl 8

My math teacher carry me in csgo 💀

[mint light]

i only play csgo with friends

its so boring solo

[misty ginkgo]

I mean

If you play normal MM

It sucks

Because russian people

They like to speak russian, instead of english.

[whole thistle]

there are no russians in NA matchmaking

[mint light]

im not tryna make friends in csgo man

[mint light]

south americans

[misty ginkgo]

Have you ever heard about "hygge"

No game is good if it isn't chill and you talk to your teammates

[whole thistle]

thats fine i can understand their callouts

ez

[mint light]

ik i can understand them

its rly funny what they say sometimes

[whole thistle]

matchmaking in europe in any game sounds horrible

[mint light]

i would rather not play video games

[misty ginkgo]

I swear

[mint light]

and invest in cricket

[misty ginkgo]

It's op

People talk so many different languages

[whole thistle]

8 different languages per match

[misty ginkgo]

Yeah 💀

[mint light]

usa having more servers than all of europe is hilarious

[misty ginkgo]

It's actually fun learning each other how to curse in their language.

[whole thistle]

i played eu servers with a hungarian guy once and it was entirely freaky people form east europe and the balkans

[mint light]

the balkans

they are literally csgo terrorists

did u know the terrorists in csgo aint even middle eastern

[whole thistle]

there was one guy who asked me "yellow... uh you speak rossiya?" like 16 fucking times

[misty ginkgo]

Im pretty sure that there's like 3 areas of europe that have servers.
Germany, including denmark and russia.
and then 2 other

[mint light]

playing csgo in siberia

[misty ginkgo]

How is mm in usa?

Should i try to put on a vpn and queue in

Could be fun honestly

Do people speak in na mm?

[whole thistle]

literally everyone speaks english fluently

[mint light]

people are extremely racist or not funny

[whole thistle]

too much

[mint light]

like ive heard the worst jokes ever

[misty ginkgo]

so extremely racist is fun?

[whole thistle]

theres also a lot of 12 year olds

[misty ginkgo]

imma tell them im gonna shank them

With a british accent

[mint light]

ik u dont speak english as a first language but thats not how grammar works

some people are actually funny tho

[mild mulch]

he missed like 2 letters

a word max

[mint light]

u cant read either

[misty ginkgo]

What did the blonde say when she walked into the bus

[mint light]

nothing

she died

[mild mulch]

u literally think being racist is the only way to be funny

stop listening to rap

[mint light]

??

[misty ginkgo]

Nah, she said "That hurt"

Do you guys not have blonde jokes in na?

[mint light]

we do

[misty ginkgo]

Funniest joke ever

[whole thistle]

how does this even happen

[mint light]

blondes are known to be dumb as fuck!!!

[misty ginkgo]

11gb of ram

[misty ginkgo]

They are everywhere 💀

Stpid

[mint light]

good thing im not blonde

[misty ginkgo]

You're probably ginger

[mint light]

i have brown hair like everyone ever

[misty ginkgo]

Mouth breathing ginger

No 🧢

[open hedge]

so do we have anything on wipe or no ( i havent been online all day dont bully me)

[misty ginkgo]

no

[mint light]

no +ratio

[misty ginkgo]

Technical update tomorrow

[open hedge]

epic games moment

[misty ginkgo]

Probably gonna add something cool af

[mint light]

@whole thistle

are u downloading fall guys

u are arent u

[misty ginkgo]

Just guys are btw losing out on some serious good music

yeat is shit compared to TopGunn

[mint light]

yeah bro i bet he is insanely good

[whole thistle]

yes

[mint light]

cant wait not to listen

[misty ginkgo]

stfu, you're american

[whole thistle]

like 9 of my friends are playing it

[misty ginkgo]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7HHfdB5U4OTiNllv1k7ONx?si=233441138ece4e1a

This song is the best ever

[mint light]

its funny

stupid little cylinder people

they perish

@misty ginkgo

a horse walked into a bar

[misty ginkgo]

The horse name is friday

[mint light]

the bartender asked why the long face

[whole thistle]

they never do

[mint light]

real

[misty ginkgo]

inertia best update wdym

Factory expansion best ever

[misty ginkgo]

💀

[whole thistle]

i meant in these random technical updates

[misty ginkgo]

Was that the joke?

[mint light]

yes

[misty ginkgo]

Ahahahhaah

What a shitty joke

[mint light]

have u not heard that before

[misty ginkgo]

It's funny because it's not funny

[mint light]

thats like the number 1 worst joke

[misty ginkgo]

no

[mint light]

my ex wife still misses me

but her aim is getting better

[teal trail]

[misty ginkgo]

A danish artist painted pictures of naked women with his penis.

An interested buyer visits his gallery and asks:
"how can u paint those gentle round curves with your penis"
"It wasn't too hard"

That's one of the most popular danish jokes

[mint light]

this is the worst joke i have ever read

[misty ginkgo]

💀

I know

Ahahahahhaa

That's why it's so funny

Do you have knock knock jokes in na?

[whole thistle]

sadly

[misty ginkgo]

tell me one

[mint light]

knock knock

[misty ginkgo]

who's there

[mint light]

lettuce

[misty ginkgo]

lettuce who

[mint light]

lettuce in

[misty ginkgo]

💀

[whole thistle]

drown

pls

[misty ginkgo]

Aahhahahaha

Funny joke

[mint light]

bro i laughed writing that

[misty ginkgo]

That was actually good

AHahhahaha

[mint light]

im not even joking

[misty ginkgo]

"lettuce in"

Ahahhahaha

Broo

Best joke ever

[mint light]

the most unfunny one is

the annoying cow

[misty ginkgo]

I literally hate people saying it irl

So bad

Just annoying

[mint light]

worst joke ever made

[misty ginkgo]

I can give you a danish knock knock joke

Banke banke på

[whole thistle]

ijkmk

[mint light]

this wont be funny because i dont speak danish

[misty ginkgo]

It will

[mint light]

hey whats brown and sticky?

[misty ginkgo]

I swear

[mint light]

a stick

[whole thistle]

my corpse in the woods

[misty ginkgo]

When can i get a black pmc btw

We need character customisation

I need my pmc to look like an ark character

[whole thistle]

theyre adding more voices next wipe

[misty ginkgo]

Isn't it only the broken english bear voice?

[whole thistle]

hoping for bri-ish

[whole thistle]

i heard there were new usec ones

idk

[mint light]

whats the best part about switerzland

[misty ginkgo]

Toblerone

[mint light]

i dont know but the flag is a big plus

[misty ginkgo]

Max strength pmc

[mint light]

a dog walks into a bar and ask the bartender can i get a coke… and rum

[misty ginkgo]

He says no

[mint light]

bartender asks whats with the big pause, the dog replys i was born with them

[misty ginkgo]

What

I don't understand 💀

[whole thistle]

paws

pause

[mint light]

he is a dog

[whole thistle]

homonyms

[misty ginkgo]

OHHHH

AHAHHAHAHAH

I get it

Lolololol

That was kinda funny aswell

[mint light]

wized hears worst american jokes ever and laughs

wait no way u havent heard this one

whats black white and red all over

a newspaper

[whole thistle]

nah

[misty ginkgo]

What

I don't understand again 💀

Explain pls

[ornate owl]

it’s because

[mint light]

red and read

are said the same

[misty ginkgo]

oh

you see

[mint light]

newspaper is black and white and read all over

[misty ginkgo]

I would understand if english was my first language

[misty ginkgo]

Do you actually say "read all over"?

I have always thought you said "text all over"

Bruh

Learning english in beginners assistance

[whole thistle]

??

[mint light]

yeah idk how u thought that

[misty ginkgo]

Bro

[mint light]

there are two reads

one is said red one is said reed

[misty ginkgo]

english isn't my first language 💀

It's literally my third language

[whole thistle]

whats the 2nd

[misty ginkgo]

Swedish

[mint light]

pewdiepie reference

[misty ginkgo]

I went to a private school, so i had to learn it

And swedish girls are hot af

I swear

[mint light]

eu girls are not hot that is actual lie

[misty ginkgo]

WHAT

[whole thistle]

then why are they in literally every impure video

every corn star is ukrainian or czech

[mint light]

eu is full of white girls no cap

[whole thistle]

REALLY???

NO WAY!!!

[misty ginkgo]

They so hot

I swear

[mint light]

i dont like white girls!!!

[whole thistle]

brah

[misty ginkgo]

Bro

You need to find an actual hot White Girl then

[mint light]

i like white dudes tho no cap

[whole thistle]

wait i see this mind trick

fuck you i knew it

i was about to ask that

[misty ginkgo]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[mint light]

lol

yeah its pride month bro

🙏

[misty ginkgo]

Im proud of oyu

[mint light]

proud of you too wized for coming out

you play shoreline 🙏

[misty ginkgo]

Shoreline is literally full of people

Idk what you guys are talking about

It's such a good map

You guys are literally just bad

[whole thistle]

make resort its own map

put it in arena

please]

[mint light]

wized plays purple game

literally fnaf

[misty ginkgo]

FAX

[whole thistle]

what

[misty ginkgo]

Ofc i do

I wanna see shit

[mint light]

wized has purple color blind on max

[whole thistle]

oh

[mint light]

people are purple

[whole thistle]

colorblind settings are disgusting

[misty ginkgo]

Everything white is literally purple

[mint light]

i like the yellow one

[misty ginkgo]

It's so op

[whole thistle]

why

[misty ginkgo]

EWWW

[wicked zealot]

were are the customs boss spawns?

[whole thistle]

pinned #eft-chat

[misty ginkgo]

Funny number

[whole thistle]

shit your pants

[misty ginkgo]

Aren't american parties boring af btw?

[mint light]

no i do percs

and wok

and weed and coke and the beer no cap

weed is legal wized everything is lit

[misty ginkgo]

What beer do you guys drink?

[misty ginkgo]

No1 is stopping people from buying it, it's just illegal to sell.
Police ain't gonna do shit tho

[whole thistle]

max is like 14

[mint light]

im 16

[misty ginkgo]

fake

[mint light]

zapwag u literally cant drive

[misty ginkgo]

What beer do you guys drink?

[mint light]

name like any

[whole thistle]

how would we know brah

[misty ginkgo]

Odense classic, tuborg.

[mint light]

i am a chronic alcoholic

ok no

[misty ginkgo]

Green tuborg?

[mint light]

white people shit

bud light and fucking white claw brah

[misty ginkgo]

This.

Do you guys not drink this?

I swear

You're missing some serious stuff

[mint light]

michelob

[whole thistle]

i have never seen that

[mint light]

corona

[misty ginkgo]

This aswell

[misty ginkgo]

💀

[mint light]

thats just soda

[misty ginkgo]

You're lying, right

[misty ginkgo]

WHAT

[mint light]

no

dude i fucking love eggnog

@whole thistle opinion on eggnog

[misty ginkgo]

4.6% it's literally beer

[whole thistle]

repulsive

[misty ginkgo]

You can easily drink 15 in a few hours

[mint light]

explode

cinnamon eggnog is yummy wummy

[misty ginkgo]

wtf is that 💀

[mint light]

eggnog

drink

[misty ginkgo]

This?

[mint light]

yes

[misty ginkgo]

We usually mix vodka and water.

Usually the cheapest vodka we can get.

Why tf are you making drinks

[whole thistle]

its like a christmas novelty drink lol
not alcoholic

[mint light]

BAHAHAHA

[misty ginkgo]

wtf 💀

[misty ginkgo]

i swear

[mint light]

it can be

fireball eggnog i rly enjoyed that

its kinda weird thi

tho

[misty ginkgo]

We use it if we wanna be drunk fast.
Beer is for having fun

[mint light]

why are u watering it down

actual rubbing alcohol

[misty ginkgo]

Need more

It's like 20% water, 80% vodka

[mint light]

holy shit just buy more

[misty ginkgo]

We have taxes on alcohol in denmark

It's expensive af

Do you guys do shots in na?

[mint light]

damn

thats a goober question

is that not universal

[misty ginkgo]

America is weird

What do you guys drink? I wanna try american stuff

[mint light]

everything ever

[misty ginkgo]

I swear

Come to denmark sometimes

[dense pagoda]

does anyone know if killa is still on interchange?

[dense pagoda]

or is he only on customs

[misty ginkgo]

I think he is

Tagilla is on factory atleast, so don't know why they would remove killa.

[dense pagoda]

ok bet

[misty ginkgo]

Do you guys drink stuff that isn't drinks?

[mint light]

tequila with worm

!!!

[misty ginkgo]

I remember walking around in the city and drinking this shit

Små fugle, best thing ever.

[mint light]

what is that

[misty ginkgo]

Shots

Liquor

[mint light]

what does it say

[misty ginkgo]

Små fugle?

Small birds

That's just the name

[mint light]

gooba name

[misty ginkgo]

They made everything

[mint light]

oh its wine

[misty ginkgo]

💀

It's literally shots

[mint light]

or vodka

[misty ginkgo]

Shots

Like

[mint light]

why does google say wine

[misty ginkgo]

Literally shots

It's a vodka based shot

[mint light]

shots is require a shot glass bruh

[misty ginkgo]

Nah

That's why america can't have fun

[mint light]

its not like a type of alcohol

[misty ginkgo]

And denmark is one of the happiest countrys

We're pretty simple, just drink what you have

[mint light]

“vodka spirit drink”

[misty ginkgo]

No need to put it in glasses

[mint light]

do u have 99 proof

[misty ginkgo]

wtf is that

[mint light]

99 percent alcohol

[misty ginkgo]

I don't think so

[mint light]

illegal moonshine

my friend gave me some

it taste bad

[misty ginkgo]

99% alcohol wouldn't taste good ever

I found a vodka tasting like water yesterday

[mint light]

no shit

[misty ginkgo]

Shit was op

[limber cliff]

do bosses on customs kill you if you have 6+ fence rep

[misty ginkgo]

If they have been aggroed i think.

[limber cliff]

grrr

grr

[mint light]

bro growlin

[mighty terrace]

can someone help me organize my inventory idrk what to keep and sell

[mint light]

sell scav guns

[mighty terrace]

ok

[misty ginkgo]

💀

[misty ginkgo]

Send pic

[limber cliff]

sell everything that isnt meds/containers/ammo

[high jolt]

Can someone help me with this shitty game installation?

[limber cliff]

do i sell everything and buy t7s

or just run flirs

[misty ginkgo]

#community-support

[misty ginkgo]

Do it

[limber cliff]

which one is more worth

[tacit ferry]

are the bosses gone

?

[misty ginkgo]

No

[bold kernel]

also u still gain metabolism skill if u eat in stash

or do u need to bring it to raid

[whole thistle]

It's really buggy in the stash

Sometimes it counts

It's supposed to

[edgy plover]

Eating and drinking seems to work in the stash now - according to multiple accounts

[mighty terrace]

did

[tacit ferry]

She’ll

Shep*

Since your the best sherpa

How many condensed milk do I need to drink for max metabolism

[mighty terrace]

anyone wanna run I'm quite new

[granite cypress]

i would be down im also new

NA?

[unreal marlin]

why is the tetris game console so valuable

[hybrid quail]

trades for a bitcoin to mechanic

2 tetriz with 2 green batteries

[wispy cloud]

how do you deal with the raiders on the customs event? even with a good loadout I usually die within seconds of seeing a raider

[night junco]

wanna hop in a chat and i can help explain?

[wispy cloud]

not at home rn so i cant but thanks though

[dense pagoda]

were do i aim with luger cc1

cci*

legs meta/

?*

[night junco]

👍 it really comes down to knowing how each boss/raider move and aggro there all dif. But everytime Right hand lean peak with ammo you know can take them out. gl and hmu if you wanna run ever

[night junco]

yea or arms maybe face if they dont have faceshield

[night junco]

but legs immobilize

[opaque moat]

so we still dont know 100% when wipe is right

but based off past events we assume theres going to be 2 more events before the wipe

[night junco]

👍 🤷🏻‍♂️

[edgy plover]

2 is pretty arbitrary but we always have seen an event that maxes traders and reduces prices, so that's the giveaway that we're at least 24 away, usually. Nothing is for sure

[shell kindle]

I heard we wiping

[wicked zealot]

when does this event end

[grizzled isle]

what is the loudest pistol in game

except the revolver

[gray rapids]

HOW DO YOU PUT A EXFIL FACE PEICE ON THE HELMENT IT WON"T LET ME AND IT WON" T LET ME PUT A REAP-IR ON MY FREAKING GUNS AND IW ANT TYO USE IR AND KILL POEPLE THAT CAN NOT SEE ME THROUGH TREES

[edgy plover]

five-seven or USP

[whole thistle]

i think you need a certain color

also you need a mount for the reap

[bold kernel]

I don't know any of the exfils, can someone play a few rounds wit me just so I can get the hang of it?

[spiral flicker]

U can put fs only on black exfil and u need mount for reap ir

[fast quest]

I don't know them either, but MapGenie is amazing.

[fast quest]

https://mapgenie.io/tarkov/maps/interchange

[bold kernel]

Thanks fr

[boreal stone]

I haven't played in a bit and really rusty

[marsh harbor]

Inter isnt run on a regular basis just FYI

its just too dangerous overall

[open hedge]

Interchange is filled with people stuck in the past

Chads who think the loot is still there

Unaware that they are simply wandering around in a delusion murdering new players trying to do tasks

Unable to break the endless cycle

[bold kernel]

the 2 hour update is being installed rn

is it le wipe ?

[twin cairn]

oh ok

[jagged laurel]

If it wipes rip to my 78 slicks and hexgrids that ive been trying to burn through

when you think your going to die more than you actually do

[terse leaf]

hawt

[timber ridge]

use your gear stop hoarding 😠

[jagged laurel]

I HAVE BEEN

IVE BEEN RUNNING tier 5 or tier 6 since week 4 of wipe

but I have a 65 percent sr and a 6.3 kd so they just kinda piled up

[vital oasis]

is there normally a sale with wipe?

[woeful spruce]

usually no

sometimes it coincides like last wipe and christmas sale

[vital oasis]

gatta wait till black friday for eod :((

[misty ginkgo]

Why?

[buoyant mason]

I’d have thought they’d have thrown a summer sale on like most distributors

[misty ginkgo]

They do

Sale at wipe aswell

[vital oasis]

bc im a broke college student and rather buy on sale lol

[misty ginkgo]

Not to mention all the holidays that have a sale

[amber phoenix]

is there a good map for just levelling up

havent had much luck with customs

[misty ginkgo]

Do your tasks

[oak thicket]

hi im very new to tarkov anyone wants to run some games?

[violet furnace]

what changed in today's update?

[brittle canyon]

yes

[misty ginkgo]

probably

[rain wing]

whats with the new players coming just before wipe 💀

[bold kernel]

does shturman's range get lower if its nighttime ?

[rain karma]

No idea, seeing so many lvl <5 players

[graceful marsh]

Low level players with high tier gear 😳

I ran into a lvl 3 with the G28 that spawns and m62 in his mags

[unkempt ingot]

https://youtu.be/rN3NKx_bIqk someone did it

[unkempt ingot]

prob all the hype that's going around when's wipe and the events idk

[rain wing]

svd close range meta?

💀

[cobalt scarab]

where are the car extracts?

[young verge]

Where do you find duct tape

[buoyant mason]

Best sources are filing cabinets, tool boxes and jackets

[young verge]

Ok 👍

[fallen hollow]

What up dingus

[woven fiber]

why cant i place offer

[buoyant mason]

You don’t have the money to pay for the fees

[woven fiber]

:DDDD

my bad

too broke

when tf is wipe

im too lazy to farm at this point but still wanna play

[buoyant mason]

Mid next week most likely although they’ve not said for certain

[woven fiber]

wack

are boss spawns 100% on customs now?

[buoyant mason]

They’re always a little ambiguous just in case they have any issues leading up to it

And yeah as of yesterday it was the case

Works in offline mode too if you’re worried about losing the gear just for a bit of fun

[woven fiber]

nah idc about gear

who does lmao

[modest lava]

when the game goes on sale, for how much does it go for? also, does anyone have an educated guess if theres a sale coming

[buoyant mason]

It’s usually like 20% off, I’d have thought they’d have done a summer sale as every other gaming platform does but that’s purely speculation on my part

[ionic crystal]

is customs bugged right now? I just got spawnkilled by killa in 1 raid then instadomed by shterman in the next one?

[cold fog]

Nope, that's the even

Bosses everywhere

[ionic crystal]

bro I spawned opposite side of crossroads, killa spawned on the road infront of me

[buoyant mason]

Bosses go in but spawns don’t change meaning if you spawn in/near those PoIs you’re a bit screwed

[ionic crystal]

died within 5s of starting the raid to a prefired headshot

they dont even give an audio cue like reg scavs

just 'oh im dead'

[buoyant mason]

I wish they toned down how many voice lines scavs use to be honest

[ionic crystal]

also does patch reset insurance? I havent received any insurance in over 24h and it's hurting the bank

[cold fog]

Shouldn't. It's possible other players/player scavs are just stealing your shit honestly

[buoyant mason]

Prapor is 24-36h, may just be low-balling you

[cold fog]

I've been seeing player scavs running around in tier 5/6 armor with nice af guns

And also level 50 guys in scav gear trying to blend in lmao

[ionic crystal]

I doubt every single raid I have done all my stashed stuff has been yoinked in the past 24h, I didn't realise it was up to 36 so its probs just another 12h then

[buoyant mason]

Yeah Thera costs more but she delivers quicker but prapor is low key lazy so it’s just whenever he can be arsed

[magic wadi]

When is wipe?

[violet furnace]

bosses r still on cuystoms>?

[quick belfry]

#eft-chat-2

[woven fiber]

these villagers are weird man 😄

[buoyant mason]

Shoreline village is actually a Minecraft village

[woeful spruce]

sanitar is iron golem

[buoyant mason]

And his guards are zombie villagers

[nova charm]

wipe on fri?

[quick belfry]

#eft-chat-2

[twin cairn]

yo my launcher is updating?

anyone else?

[mint light]

lol

[twin cairn]

i was literraly in a middile of a raid

[lean dagger]

Wipe?

It's updating

[twin cairn]

no

sad

[woven fiber]

what are boss spawn locations on customs

i saw photo yesterday

cant find it

[buoyant mason]

Killa & Tagilla- Big Red
Shturman- Bridge
Gluhar-Stronghold
Rashala- Dorms
Sanitar- Old Gas

That’s something I saw yesterday

Don’t know how accurate it is

[woven fiber]

ye i just know gluhar at stronghold

because i died to him lol

[woven fiber]

do they have guards?

[woeful spruce]

yea

[frigid vigil]

Are they still on customs?

[woeful spruce]

yes

[frigid vigil]

Good

Lost over 4 mil yesterday boutta loose more

[icy fable]

does customs sounds like a literal warzone at the moment?

tbh didn't go there yesterday, went labs and reserve

[woven fiber]

why do people use 14x scopes wtf

[twin cairn]

nani

?

tf

?

[icy fable]

counting beard hairs of their targets

[twin cairn]

yes it is a warzone

[sweet bone]

i do lmao

[prisma hatch]

@icy fable what is todays pre-wipe event?

[sweet bone]

m700 14x scope and just killing all of 'em rogues

[twin cairn]

nothing

get reckt

[icy fable]

nothing new as of yet, just checked

[woven fiber]

rogues? this is customs

[twin cairn]

exactly

[prisma hatch]

I want my cheap event so I can murder wannabe chads

[woven fiber]

even then 6x is plenty

[pearl pier]

how do i choose which junk box gets used in scav case construction?

[whole thistle]

same menu as other things

[pearl pier]

wait can i open it to see if its empty?

or if i tag it, does the tag show?

[cold fog]

it won't let you use it if it isn't empty

[whole thistle]

it cant use ones with things inside

[pearl pier]

i remember seeing people talk about losing the stuff inside their junkbox while crafting the scav case

did it get patched?

[whole thistle]

yeah

that as a long time ago

[opaque moat]

What’s the new event ?

[dusky geyser]

all bosses on customs

[opaque moat]

That was yesterday’s

No new one today ? 😦

[dusky geyser]

not that i know of, no

[jagged rose]

anyone want to lvl up and get loot im only lvl 6 though.

[modest lava]

to what and with what am i supposed to mount the "ELCAN SpecterDR 1x/4x Scope"

[whole thistle]

You can just stick that on any sight rail

[modest lava]

i see

[lost robin]

Any of the bigger sight rails

[mint light]

default rail

just whatever the fuck comes with the gun

[quasi vine]

are the patch notes for the update anywhere

[woeful spruce]

no, the patchnotes will be released with the patch most likely, bsg dont like to publish them early

[quasi vine]

i meant for the update today

[woeful spruce]

oh, it was a technical update, there are no patchnotes cause they dont change anything with gameplay

its just server artchitecture or backend stuff

[quasi vine]

there were notes for the last technical update in may so i assumed there would be

that makes sense though ig

[woeful spruce]

this time no patchnotes

[royal sun]

Anyone down to do some grindin? Level7 trying to learn the game 😄

[near tundra]

which map?

[spark kite]

you are a wannabe chad

[prisma hatch]

Did you really just ping me from a conversation hours ago

Crab walk your way into a bush

[mint light]

wowzers

[ornate owl]

that’s wild

[remote kettle]

No patchnotes = No changes

[remote kettle]

Crab walk your way to deez nuts

[rain karma]

Crab

[quaint onyx]

when is wipe?

[quasi vine]

dawg

[rain karma]

When you go to toilet and grab that toilet paper

[quaint onyx]

in about 1,5hour ok

[rain karma]

[quaint onyx]

maybe sooner i have the feeling

[rain karma]

Good luck in there soldier

[icy fable]

Adequate username?

[tight ember]

how I stop using CMS kit? or is there way to stop the animation?

[icy fable]

click a fucktonne

it's supposed to cancel at first click, but he'll still finish the last part of that animation before breaking off and putting it away

[tight ember]

do I click the CMS kit to cancel?

[icy fable]

same thing when loading bullets on an sks, for instance

no, just click in-game during the animation

not in menu or inventory, just click as if trying to shoot

[tight ember]

alright I will try that

[icy fable]

try both, loading an sks and using cms in a quick offline so you notice what happens

you can cancel any "cancellable" animation like that

like drinking a single sip instead of the whole can

this can be useful/necessary to cancel, or you can fake use stuff, like faking cms usage for that clicking noise of opening the kit, and cancelling straight away

[tight ember]

yeah

[woven fiber]

customs is so sexy rn

[ornate owl]

Zamn 😍😍

[inner mountain]

Where is my wipe I was promised reeeee

[woven fiber]

7 more days

[whole thistle]

you were bamboozled

[somber rain]

someone just tried to leg meta me with flechette

?

i am so confused

[frosty sphinx]

i need assistance

how do i buy weapons?

[misty ginkgo]

Stpid person

[misty ginkgo]

At traders

[split dagger]

are all bosses still on custom

[misty ginkgo]

Yes

And removed from their normal map

[frosty sphinx]

i dont know what gun to buy

[frosty sphinx]

^

yea ima be honest i have no fucking clue what im doing

[dapper galleon]

It’s the end of the wipe

Fuck around and find out

Don’t go customs unless you wanna die a lot

[split dagger]

tbf you should go customs

if you plan to play next wipe maps will be packed

[frosty sphinx]

idk what the hell a wipe is

or what customs is

and it wont let me buy anything

[undone zenith]

it's when all of ur progress is wiped

gonna happen again soon

customs is a map

currently all of the bosses in the game are on said map

so ur gonna get fucked if u go there

[frosty sphinx]

says i need stuff to buy guns

how do i get rub

[woeful spruce]

at the trade screen make sure to check the blue bar that says auto fill items

should be at the bottom of the screen

[undone zenith]

u start the game with 500 grand

[frosty sphinx]

this is what i see

[undone zenith]

yeah pick prapor and buy an sks or something

[woeful spruce]

cklick one of the traders and one of the items one of them sells

[undone zenith]

sks is decent for cheap

[woeful spruce]

then check the blue bar on the bottom and youll be able to buy shit

[frosty sphinx]

oh i see

kinda

i found the blue button

[woeful spruce]

this is a barter trade, he wants you to give him 3 cans of meat and hell give you the gun

[frosty sphinx]

but i have 9x19 ammo

[woeful spruce]

there are 2 types of purchases, money transactions where you give a trader money or a barter trade where you give him items

[frosty sphinx]

i need gun that uses the ammo i have

also i played a match killed someone then bleed out

[woeful spruce]

at lvl 1 for 9x19 ammo guns there the glock at mechanic and the small mp5 that sucks and an m9 pistol at peacekeeper 1

[frosty sphinx]

i dont have usd money

how to get usd

[random nimbus]

Buy from peacekeeper

[woeful spruce]

when you press tab you have a number of tabs at the top of the screen, one of them is the heath tab it shows the status of your bodyparts next to them are status efects on those body parts, one of the status efects can be either light or heavy bleeding. to stop light bleading you need to use a bandage and to stop heavy bleeding you need to use an esmarch turnekit both are available at therapist

[woeful spruce]

peacekeeper sells it for RUB

[frosty sphinx]

ok i found money but how do i buy

[undone zenith]

press buy

[woeful spruce]

cklick on it select amount and press DEAL! at the top of the screan

[frosty sphinx]

oh

deal!

[woeful spruce]

yea, its not the most intuitive design choice

[frosty sphinx]

can i change 3 round burst?

[undone zenith]

press b

oh the mp5?

[woeful spruce]

yes, by pressing "b" you swith fire modes on guns

all guns bought from traders start in semiauto mode

so make sure to change it when you load into raid

[undone zenith]

id recommend watching some yt videos on tarkov

the game gives u like no info

[woeful spruce]

its extremly confusing and learning this game without having the wiki and an online map of locations is practically impossible

ask on this channel about whatever you're confused about

[woven fiber]

u die when u run out of energy right?

or is it only when u have black limbs

[woeful spruce]

you start taking damage and your stamina practically stops regening

when you have black limbs the damage of being out of energy will of course kill you faster

[woven fiber]

im 63 kg at the garages of customs and closest extarct is zb-1011

[open hedge]

Having blacked limbs and exhaustions can cause instant death on a rng dice roll

[woven fiber]

wish me luck

oh and 11 energy

[open hedge]

I haven’t seen it in a while so maybe that doesn’t happen anymore

But at least exhaustion and blackouts used to be able to just kill you

[dry belfry]

Shouldn't you know this

As a Medic

[open hedge]

I have elite metabolism

Can’t test

I have failed as a medical professional

[woeful spruce]

yea, the only exhaustion efect with eliete meta is no stam regen right?

[open hedge]

Yes

Also no damage from dehydration

[woeful spruce]

ive had it for quite some time but i still have a habit of keeping my guy fed so hevent really tested all of it out

[woven fiber]

died to shturmans guards

cuz i couldnt move

ok well deserved

-slick and -tier 6 tagilla amor

😄

[dry belfry]

I've been going in with just an SKS and PS

And I tried to leg meta killa

He objected

[quasi vine]

does anyone know who composed the music for this game? when i google it says nikita did it but idk if thats accurate

[open hedge]

Nikita is a musician

He has a SoundCloud

[dry belfry]

He plays my heart strings

[quasi vine]

did he score the game though do u know?

[open hedge]

He probably does

[quasi vine]

interesting

[dry belfry]

If google says so

[quasi vine]

thank u

[dry belfry]

Like

We weren't there to see it personally

[quasi vine]

yeah but google only like halfway says it, its weird lol

[worldly grove]

Anyone else feeling the game is abot rough graphics wise after the last update dunno but my frames have taken a dip?

[woeful spruce]

yes, all soundtrack in this game has been composed by Nikita himself under the alias geneburn

he has a spotify soundcould and all

[formal minnow]

is there a new pre-wipe event today, or nah?

[dry belfry]

Not yet

[fallow blaze]

Whats the first mission you should do?

[dry belfry]

Whichever one you want

You should do them all

[vapid beacon]

When will Arena be available? Is it next wipe?

[fallow blaze]

So just pick one?

Dosent really mattter?

[dry belfry]

Not confirmed yet. Probably not next wipe

[dry belfry]

Correct. Just pick one

[fallow blaze]

Also, it says Im offline? How do I fix that

[dry belfry]

Where does it say you're offline?

[open hedge]

Only hint is autumn

[rain karma]

discord i am guessing

[rain karma]

click on your pfp bottom left if you on pc rn

[whole thistle]

Dont click the massive checkbox that says "GO OFFLINE"

[blissful flint]

Who wants to do mission?

Tasks*

[open hedge]

Wipe is like literally next week

[faint gulch]

what is happening with scavs on costums? 2 raids 2headshots from them

[pallid girder]

can someone help me out i have 7k rubles and nothing in my stash?

[ornate owl]

you prolly died to boss guards or bosses or just got unlucky

[honest hatch]

You should do some scav raids

[pallid girder]

i have before alot but i just die!

[honest hatch]

do you shoot the other scavs?

[honest hatch]

@pallid girder

[indigo kayak]

where can i get a machinery key

[edgy plover]

!wiki machinery key

[broken quail]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Machinery_key

Escape from Tarkov Wiki

Machinery key

Machinery key (Machinery) is a Key in Escape from Tarkov.

[indigo kayak]

or whatever the one u need for the bronze pocket watch is

[edgy plover]

Inside of the brown jacket in room 205 of the three-story dorm building. Guaranteed spawn.

[indigo kayak]

can i get in there without any keys?

[edgy plover]

Yea

[indigo kayak]

sick so i can scav it maybe

[honest hatch]

you cant scav quests like that

[edgy plover]

Oh almost certainly - though it's more competitive at the start of wipe

Well you can get the key as a scav

[indigo kayak]

yea but i restarted my acc

[honest hatch]

yea

[indigo kayak]

yea thats what i meant

[honest hatch]

ok

[indigo kayak]

when is the wipe

is it gonna be next month?

[honest hatch]

Tarkov wipe is predicted to be on 20th January 2022.

[edgy plover]

As soon as Sunday or as far away as Jun30th are the likely bets - though even that is speculation. It could be weeks/months away.

[rain karma]

Wow im getting kicked constantly rn

Wtf

i only have 4 mins to get out with my scav and ot keeps disconnecting me

thanks i guess

[indigo kayak]

bruh i rly want it to reset just so i can play properly wthout my stuff gtetting wiped

[edgy plover]

Make sure your servers are properly selected

[indigo kayak]

get better wifi

[rain karma]

Its not even my connection

i have 20ms

[edgy plover]

Weird.. that's happened to me before but not for a long time. Usually it's fixed with a computer or internet restart

[honest hatch]

I restart my game it sometimes works

[rain karma]

oh well i guess third times a charm, made it to extract

[rain karma]

i had to reconnect 2 times but made it to extract on 3rd time i logged back in, with 10 seconds left

[bold kernel]

Is there any way to reduce weapon sway while aiming?

I feel like thats my biggest issue so far related to using guns

[ornate owl]

i think proning or crouching helps reduce it

[woeful spruce]

weapon sway while moving is huge by design nothing to do about it really but when standing still it usually shouldnt cause much problems

[bold kernel]

Yeah IK moving would be a problem but even standing still it is quite a pain

[woeful spruce]

your sight slides off of enemies or something? holding breath baisically eliminates that

if you use toggle ads you can bind aiming and holding breath both to rmb so you automatically do it

[pallid girder]

yes?

[woeful spruce]

they said that this fall a closed test for select testers will begin, full release is anyones guess

[honest hatch]

Do you shoot scavs as a scav?

[bold kernel]

Cool didnt even know there was a hold breath button

Will do that

[faint gulch]

it was clasic scav not gourd or boss

[woeful spruce]

its alt while aiming by default

[ornate owl]

just bad luck then

[bold kernel]

Thank you

[frosty sphinx]

how do i buy euro

[indigo kayak]

probably not right but check peacekeeper

[frosty sphinx]

i dont see it

[indigo kayak]

hmm

maybe skier?

idk im kinda newbie too

[frosty sphinx]

i am

just got game ive played 2 times

[indigo kayak]

hmmm

[woeful spruce]

its on skier

[modest lava]

is tarkov safe to buy from a key reselling site?, those 6$ or so would be really nice

[indigo kayak]

i havnt played in a while i cant remmeber

damn i got it right

[frosty sphinx]

i cant find

[woeful spruce]

its risky i heard of a guy whos acount was terminated cause it turned out someone from a key site sold him a stolen copy

[indigo kayak]

maybe you need lvl 2 skier or something?

[woeful spruce]

oh, he sells em at lvl 2

[modest lava]

shiii

[olive terrace]

where should i go for help with my game not working

[opaque granite]

CD keys, I got mine from there, they are 100% legit, just do not use crypto, took them 9 days to figure out how to process it

[jovial pelican]

Can somene help me? I just got this game and died 2 times already and have no clue what im doing.

[fickle bramble]

what event is going on rn ???

[dawn geyser]

See pins in #eft-chat

[umbral pendant]

whats the even today

[dawn geyser]

My guy

Read before you type

[umbral pendant]

were

i spin

[bleak oak]

How are you guys enjoying the pre-wipe events?

[quasi vine]

as a new player i have not liked them lol but i know theyre not for me, theyre for ppl who played a lot this wipe already

[arctic zealot]

Why is flea almost empty

I know the boss event but did they change flea too

[dense pagoda]

whats the key that unlocks the rom right near the d2 switch

[dusty geyser]

whats the new event?

[graceful marsh]

still bosses on customs

[rancid anchor]

Pkpm

[dense pagoda]

do i run a 50 rounder of ap 6.3

or a 50 rounder of rip

which is better?

leg meta

or shred

[mint light]

neither

use m80 or bp or m62

[dense pagoda]

i wanna use the vector

[fresh owl]

i prefer rip but i think ap is cheaper /easier to unlock