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How do you kill 4 people over lvl 30 and only get that?
its cuz the people i killed were level 30
broke
PMC trying too secure the turkey
Wtf Tarkov is that
TURKE TURKE TURKE
oh sorry
offbrand Gmod,dont mind the glint in the back
just went in to the deadest labs of my life
why didn't you farm raiders or go to black or green
reset and go again
made more than my keycard anyway so lost nothing by it
steve selling crack in a alley what he gonna do
rubel gang rubel gang @acoustic wedge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/402952518122078208/781681845824651275/unknown.png
Never forget where you came from boys
Nice resort
Vagina
got the eod lets go
i dont remember seeing pigs at shoreline
It’s 12.9s shoreline. They add pigs and cows.
ahh
No, shooting them nets you -10 xp every hit
wait what cows and pigs on shoreline how do I see this
shot me once and it pierced my rys-t lol
dogshit game
@grand topaz
real
sanitar's cow, maldivar
wtf
man this pisses me off so much
@ebon imp thqts map difficulty, every map other than labs is a breeze for me, labs is an easy
I know what it is, factory isn’t a breeze
@opaque phoenix why does that piss you off
It changes as you level up. At level 1 I think its easy, also factory is extremely easy
The spawns fuck it
No they don't wtf? Its so easy to get out of factory spawns
@whole saddle 1 bp round and it pierced my rys-t
yeah it has around 50% chance
keep in mind altyns dont make you invincible
no way
I hit this guy 11 times with pst gzh, i am sad
yeah 7.62BP fucks altyns. happened to my friend twice in a row 
man this is why no one uses helmets, so dogshit
first reserve go in a motnh
boi we going in juiced
@grand topaz it is real.. dont let anyone tell u otherwise
sanitar's cow, maldivar exists
he had a paca, and no helmet
yeah the ammo is poopoo
i shoot him 11 times, dont get hit once
reload and he 1 taps me when i push agaun
yeah bullets is everything in this game
pst gzh is a good bullet for 9x18
no bullet is good for 9x18
well, yeah
but im hunting low gears for stirrup
wait, pst gzh 9x18?
@final swan
9x18 pst gzh is total dogshit, 9x19 pst gzh has a chance atleast
oh my god we got an inside screenshot from bsg mank himself
dont tell nikita
but still, 11 shots and 301 damage
how much absorbed
why exactly are u using 9x18 or even pst gzh in general?
just because the ammo is good for the caliber doesnt mean its good
HAHA I got cheated man, when I had slick altyn
its a cheap automatic pistol, and i had it lying around
You really are stupid arnt you?
Get more money that way it doesn’t matter when you get fucked ????
man they need to stop doing these 25% fucking sales, so many fucking cheaters buy standard accounts and go labs
laughs in 70mil
Yea I had a toz laying around next to my meta hk, ima run it cuz I got it!
Why not just run it?
Because, its 9x18, and now he's mad he couldn't kill any1 with it
It’s fun to not run meta everything every once in a while. Means a whole lot more than using a lazer when you kill someone
Means you can’t get mad when you suck and die
Makes using a laser better when you hold off on using them.
I am aware, but now he's mad that he can't kill any1 with a meme gun lmao
No, he’s mad because he did 300 damage and the guy didn’t die. That would make me mad even if I was using META HK
Its like 15k, using the wort ammo in the game, and he comes in here complaining it can't pen a paca. Like tf did u expect, full auto pistol for 15k with 50 bullets that cost you 300 rubels to kill a slick gamer
If your doing 300 damage with a meta hk ur really really really bad. Hk is a headshot machine
Ah yes he did 300 damage! Not like PMC's have 430 health xdddd
You don’t always have to do 440 to kill
300 damage doesn’t guarantee a kill, literally still got 130 more hours
Like I've had 5 kill pmc games and like 2 scavs with just over 300 damage
fuck m1a, rsass sounds and feels cooler than the m1a
Exactly, so the guy should’ve died
All headshot kills you idiot
That’s very reasonable
Rsass is ass. It’s literally in the name .
And You do unless your hitting head or thorax cause that 430 hp is a bitch
well you could have just hit everything and just not enough to kill
No, I complained that I did 301 damage to an upper body, and he didn’t die
Lmao
@glacial mason just hit your shots 
Which is totally reasonable
Arms, stomach, a bit on thorax
I'm talking about a meta hl, if your using a full auto pistol your most likely aiming for legs, in which case you need 440 damage to kill one person, also you could've been hitting his arms, thorax thorax thorax and all arms from there
yeah meta hk is headshot magnet
Probably blacked both his arms and you were also damaging his legs. You do understand that blacked limbs divide damage throughout the body
this is what happens when the game is on 25% off
Read what I said, smoothbrain
Upper body
@opaque phoenix dont go labs for one night then
Yeah i'm getting off, lost a slick Altyn
Not really bothered tho since I vog 17'd someone for both of it
Rip
You really are stupid, you do realize all the damage you did to his thorax was tanked by paca, so you were only hitting his arms and stomach. You might have dont like 15 damage to thorax
Also I went labs 4 times today and didnt meet a hacker @opaque phoenix
still have only found 1 cheater on france 
This is why you night raid on scav, no one has face shield so its free head shots
France servers are dead most of the time thi
PST gzh has a 20% chance to pen a full HP paca
Labs usually doesn't have that many cheaters anymore. Either GL nerds or 1 cheater out of like 10 games
theyre not dead?, im finding 5+ people each raid
I meet one a week around cause I play peak london netherlands but it still really isnt bad
I play NA and only see a hacker about every week, At least a blatant one
i only see NA cheaters on washington and dallas labs
@ebon imp still thats a possible like 3 shots tanked to chest still, you only hit him 11 times with dogshit ammo
Only 11 times
Yeah Washington is cancer
Man I hate this time of the year, so many cheaters
See with dogshit ammo, 11 times isn't alot
what servers are you on
but even for washington labs, its like once every 2 weeks
Miami has quite a bit of rgbs
Yeah Miami, Washington, and Dallas have hackers freq.
9x18 pst gzh has 12 pen power. however, 9x18 pbm has 28, which is best in pen in the caliber
Man even though I just got cheated, I can't let myself stop playing on a loss, gotta leave on a dub
Can't let those rats stop me

@opaque phoenix what servers are you on
What about a quakemaker glock 18c
EU ones
also here for anyone who doesn't have it lol
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Pp8tKScb0jB66cOCJSAlNn-iKERMXd9FVkSmSq83qn8/edit#gid=64053005
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I stream: ,https://www.twitch.tv/nofoodaftermidnight
Effectiveness,Est. Avg. Shots Stopped By Armor Before Killing
0,Pointless,20+,Can't penetrate in any reasonable amount of hits
1,It's Po...
I am London Netherlands and have seen 0 today
That's the ones i'm on ^_^
I did 4 raids one kinda weird but I think just desync and 3 fine
hopefully no cheaters, since I late spawned once again
no one fucking cares
Maxy you ain't got nothing positive to say, and say something as unoriginal as that, keep your mouth shot
holy shit maxy who pissed in your cheerios man
probably why hes blacklisted from memes 🛌 
lol
kiba is neat
Get him blacklisted from here as well
all real men are blacklisted from memes
your litteratly giving a documentary about you dying and loading into labs
does anyone know a good yet cheap way to get loot may i ask
Yeah so? I can do whatever I want here
You can't tho cause you a salty cunt
there doesnt seem to be that many cheaters on labs... i did ~10 raids in a row w/o one
so can i stop hating on me because im saying no one cares 🙂
i havent done a single labs raid cause i dont want to waste a card
but.. we do?
@hoary arrow Yeah same, first one I met in like 12 raids today
Yeah man you can stop hating on yourself
i dont even get how you can get blacklisted from memes wtf you gotta do
wait you saw one cheater and are saying its really bad and unplayable
one cheater after the sale started, yeh
2 raids after it started, haven't played more than that
Just post a meme the mods dont like
, You'll get blacklisted fs
it was like this last time it was on 25% as well
I sped run it in a bet with my friend, just responded to people's memes calling them shit
Cause all of them are 
I just opened it and looked at a few, and quite frankly I don't really wanna go back
Its either a repost, some shitty meme a 12 year old made, or someone posting an actual funny meme then getting deleted 20 minutes later.
Yeah cause mods are all soyboys
i was posting gifs tthats how i gott blacklisted
first time fully using this up
lol what
I been having a good day on labs today
50 round quakemaker time OwO
I have too, until I decided to go in with a slick and altyn only to get cheated 2 minutes in 🤣
ouchh. Hit my feels today because I didn’t have enough room for an hk, had to strip it
Same 
then again I naded someone with a vog17 for the slick earlier, so not really bothered 
got all kappa items and im 1 night kill away from getting it
killer interchange lobby be like

yo u killed mo bamba
thank god
Jesus nice job
justin the mo bamba killer
lmao just killed 3 people trynna boost their friend
Ran into a duo, pog
uh, quick , which one is printer paper 😄
the paper one
The one that's paper...
😄 I tried that but game said no U
you have to select all 3
Is this how many are in the lobby RN or?
Its how many people are looking for group for that map
So there’s like a gazillion more
It doesn't show EVERYONE only the people searching for group at that moment. And only a few amount of people LFG.
my backpack vibing
he S T A N D
ay, I made 2 mil from my last interchange raid without killa or ultra med
although I did spent 20 minutes selling everything because weapon mods take forever to sell
owo
This dude too good for the game,his RGB gaming chair must be a 100k one
another 3 hk's to my collection
Isn’t an HK just a slightly better M4
I got kappa!
m4 is a worse hk
i killed lvndmark !1!1!!1!!11!!!
head, eyes again
@opaque phoenix lmaoooo i killed him the real one on labs n he killed 3 people so i got loaded
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
@copper hawk I fucked these 2 guys lmfao
sprayed them both down in a single 30 rounder
was pretty funny
guess I know what i'm running all day tomorrow
time to get hs
@opaque phoenix what are u running all day tomorrow?
hmmm, probably HK's
Why?
@loud summit well i've got all these HK's and the last thing I want to do is let it rot in my stash till the end of wipe
Oh I guess I didn't see the hks. Mb
Made 5 mil today, finally im gainging some money 
gainging
fuck 
@thorny jewel is they are fake?
look at the images closely and you might see a scope
no i am asking how to make one
you cant
but i can see that you made one. how?
how good are they for shoreline?
Imagine using JET 👀
What's Jet?
emutarkov
how download?
Can’t say because it breaks EFT’s TOS
it doesnt
Had a discussion already with a mod about it
nikita said emutarkov is legal as long as your not using a cracled acccount
didn’t someone get banned on this server for talking about emutarkov?
What even is it? @rough ravine Do you mind dming me and telling me about it?
I talked about it in EFT Chat, they didn’t seem to like it very much, that’s all. I personally have it, but not a JET client
But I agree, using a cracked client is wrong, I already bought EOD for the real game and played a ton.
yea nikita says he dont like it, but its not against tos so they cant ban
I can’t make that, and it’s expensive as fuck
prapor 3
^
Prapor and Therapist easiest to get standing on, so you shouldn't have much of a problem
yea
so for killa farm, rush to 2nd floor, nade into brutal, pop him if he run out. nade adik maybe, maybe nade national. if no response, leave. is that right?
What? It's a good modding platform and open source
I play normal tarkov too ofc, but go on jet to mess around
AIO?
Yup
Cool, can you send link in dms?
Most raiders Ive ever gotten with 1 nade
yeah that's how you do it
do flash grenades do the same thing? flush killa out of brutal?
thats a record for inter
head eyes 7mm buckshot from front of helicopter. i got tarkovd
i already got a new record
I meant to buy 4 shotguns. bought 41 instead.
how much money did you have before...
2.4 or 2.6 mil
let me guess, it’s because it auto fills “1” into the quantity, and you meant to put 4 but you put 41 instead cuz of the initial 1?
Yes lmfaooo. I really wish that they remove that auto fill, its really annoying
yeah I really fucking despise it lmao. Luckily it’s never happened to me, but it’ll probably happen once, when it’s like 2am and I’ll accidentally buy 30 mosins
lmfao
i dont play tarkov often but is this a good kit for interchange?
not enough ammo tbh
no. Not enough pso gzh.
ight noted
buy one of those couch bags and fill it with pso gzh, then it’ll be a little better
k
trynna setup a stream 4 fun but I can't figure out why it keeps looping volume, its pissing me off lol
do you have the stream open?
yeah to make sure it doesn't loop, is it just for me then?
yeah to make sure it doesn't loop - thats the problem. keep the tab muted then it shouldnt loop
Can you open up real quick and see if it loops to make sure ^_^
Im not hearing anything
watafak
check your stream chat we'll communicate through there ig
bruh @gaunt charm which one
damn just got out of a raid after bouncing bs ammo on my level 3 fs. would have lost around 2-3 million profit. helmets are definetly worth it
All that loot is Tk'd loot ^^^^^
^^^^
phat boy raid

Rip 2 minute late spawn, run to Ultra entrance, hear 2 taps, find Killa dead body in Brutal. Wonder what gun he used. Sounded like SMG. cause it was two shots but the sound byte ended abruptly, like someone just chopped the sound or unplugged the AUX cord
lol beer got banned from lvndmarks discord for playing with a hacker and getting scammed lol
@latent fog 85k lol
Why are these values higher?
GGs labs
@gray lichen Crafting level increase
so the more i craft, the more it levels?
@radiant aspen who the fk is beer
Tge kid who posted 2 slicks
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wtf is that akm
i had an achhc, and a taxtec
he proned out 80 meters away, shot at me, and i 1 tapped him
its a 56 recoil akmn
58, sorry
its not bad, i run it with bp, went right through the airframe
I plan on ditching the 40 rounder when I reload, and use it for a cheap high cap mag that doesn’t take any extra space
cool, this bug :D
Oop
Lol you can only submit one bug report a day. So much for wanting to fix their game. Doubt they even read the bug reports. They just have the option so people can go “use bug report instead of complaining” and then they limit it to 1 so you don’t report every bug you see zzzz
Got Leaving game bug and then Loading Loot bug. Come on, BSG. this aint funnnnnnn
The limit is dumb but I've gotten a response from them for every bug i report
aaaand naother desync death. good job, nikita. died to silent bullets.
guess my favourite gun
Cringe hk user lol
😄
Ew, that’s gross
it was a trick question, i'm wielding an sa-58
Sa58 gang like ash12 but no recoil
and good ammo 😳
Ash12 has better ammo tho
One taps😳
but cant pen reliably at class 5 or higher 😳
Ash12 still pog
never said it wasnt 😳 🏴
Besides ive seen class 6 like 5 times in 800 raids lol
not bad insurance
cant tell the difference between most headsets
Too much base doesn’t exist, I love sordins and comtacs for their base
seeing your reaction to your insurance. humble lol
I got an entire gun back from insurance just now, it was pog
Well, they stole the eotech
Sordins once you unlock with ragman are best fyi, best price to performance
Razer and excel are good but not worth the dosh
Comtac only good headset
yeah i use sordins and their great i dont like comtacs because they just sound wrong sometimes
tactical sports are go to
Comtacs are sordin light
tac sports are aight
Just preference really
comtacs have a weird echo sometimes i dont like
I get messed up when i use different headphones. And comtacs seem very flat to me
With sjordin I feel like close bullets sound really far and it fucks with me
Oh weird
That’s a good thing, you want quiet bullets and loud footsteps
true I should really get used to comtacs
Comtacs are cheap, too
rate the fit bois https://gyazo.com/6eeaa437b56ba2ad93d025d4e6fd33d0
tan
man
no
I’d tap it
with 7.62 BP
neko why
not bear
only bears can be tan man because they are Just Better
i am the tan
usecs have softshell tho they can be tan
ofc gotta
I have 2 airframes, I bought neither
not as tan as bear
one mosin quickscope later
0/10 no red card
shit?
u just killed 2 pmcs, and no keycard
“Mosin quickscope”
3.9 HP defender
no one cares you use a tan ulach
TAN MAN OR GO HOME
where is tan ulach?
In hell, where it belongs
When you found the red card you had a tan ulach
Also is that a fucking bad dragon grip I see
oh that was fucking ages ago lmao, i usually dont wear a helmet anymore unless i find one
lol
true doe u gonna get 1 tapped anyway by someone this late in the wipe anway helemts are useless
I killed a buy with a bad dragon ASH-12, airframes, and gen 4 assault
All that armor, and it only cost me 1.2k to take it
Say that to the 855 raider that head ears me helmets do work and now I always use a 6b47
Tell that to my airframe, it’s eaten 3 shots, in the past 2 raids I wore it
after i got one tapped through my bastion slap with m61 i havent bought a helmet since
bad dragon on ash 12 wtf it's 1 less recoil then cqr
That’s what he had
Wtf is that ash build lol
He proned with no cover, lmao
Suppresor on ash shit sight shit foregrip wtf lol
Blacked my buddies stomach, and I 1 tapped him
He didn't even have the chops on his airframe what
wont save you anyway
I head, top of head’d him
Wouldn’t have mattered
Shield/chops isn’t that common, never seen anyone wear the combo in raid
I always see people use shield and chops
yeah
Both my frames are just shield 🤷♂️
i have 1 too
i bought it
and i don't talk about it everywhere
lol
He got his from a wallet in customs iirc
killed 2 of his buds but he shot me through the metal doors at black knight still 
He was just chillin in one of the storage areas of interchange as we went to turn on power for kiba
I need to get better at clipping my kills
magine being impressed with a normal gluhar minion kill, chad up an kill em with rr https://gyazo.com/79074842bba16a7ebc698cb7a1a94cfb
Show us the username you reposter
my user name?
i didnt save this recently its quite old but you can search the gif in the disc i posted this before lol
You can’t, that’s the point
Even if it just happened, there’s no way to get your kills, and username together
@onyx robin im not impressed with me killing a gluhar guard im impressed how he shot me through the metal doors
https://i.gyazo.com/thumb/1200/79074842bba16a7ebc698cb7a1a94cfb-jpg.jpg
Hey guys look what i did! jk
https://i.gyazo.com/thumb/1200/79074842bba16a7ebc698cb7a1a94cfb-jpg.jpg yep i have a girlfriend
u can search my name lol go threw my logs an u can see but w.e
woah nice kills @thorny jewel
https://i.gyazo.com/thumb/1200/79074842bba16a7ebc698cb7a1a94cfb-jpg.jpg
I have massive pp and 6 girlfriend😳
!!! wow ggs
https://i.gyazo.com/thumb/1200/79074842bba16a7ebc698cb7a1a94cfb-jpg.jpg im a male pornstar
🥵
imagine using gyazo tho lol
still doesnt show your name or anything ^^
i cant go back to prove now but w.e
we was kangz
me also explaining how i did it... https://gyazo.com/475fd964f8867514a6d76318495179a4
think what you want, however its very much so real so once again ill say it, gotta get ur skill levels up lads 🙂
OwO
man has taste
cheeki breeki
show ur username or it didnt happpen nice edit!
@onyx robin only one person said you didnt do it so calm tf down
He can’t, it’s a repost
Accept it for the meme, uptight man
dammit fake posters.....
precision gameplay
shOW USERname or fake!
i was kidding no worries, it was referring to my last post
Me with my MPX
why mpx over mp5?
Attachments
but u can get mp5 stock with 26 recoil why waste cash 😮
@onyx robin bro are you this stupid bro with an mpx i can spend 150k and get 23 recoil are you that stupid you fucking stupid stupid head
MP5 doesn’t have 26 recoil stock
@ebon imp it do
Maybe an MP5 SD
@thorny jewel less recoil
3 less recoil for 100k more its not very cost effective
yall be dumb af... please spend 150k when i spend 422 usd for 26 recoil gun shooting same ammo you fool... you do you
You can get like 17 with mpx i think
I spent 50k, and got 27 recoil
@loud summit but thats like 200k-225k
Tge initial like cm of kick that you get with an mp5 is why I use mpx more
@ebon imp thats because stock mpx has like 30 and you can add a stock and get 27
there is no fucking kick with 26 recoil....
I dont like it cuz it fucks altyn gamers when you only hit them once and your above they're head., but a 21 recoil mpx for me is about 90k
they shoot the same round what do you mean
id rather spend 50k buying a gun then 15k too but a scope on it and be just as effective as a 150k gun
Qlso the main upside about mlx is how cheap the 50s are, and I mean if I aim at the top of an altyn users head, the mouse kick will make the second shot go over his head
there will be no diffrence running into a altyon with a mpx or mp5.
MPX 50s are like 60k
@ebon imp for shitters like you
recoil but they cant have a 9mm with more then 25 recoil
yall do you bro lol.... you all seem braindead ngl...
bRaInDeAd
Salad man do be constipated tho
go mod ur mpx bro when mp5 is there for 422 usd an say a mpx will help more vrs altyon the mp5 how???????
I'm nearly at 50 mil, I could care less about a 25k difference. All I'm saying is the 50s are 30k cheaper, and mpx looks better
mpx is a better gun when modded correctly but its not cost effective at all
You can also put a longer barrel on an MPX
its the same round LOL it will not make a difference.
@onyx robin are you muddle eastern?
@loud summit how are you making so many spelling errors
It’s bedtime, and he’s tired from school
Mobile
and the "big" fingers
@ebon imp bro its thanksgiving tf oh wait i forgot thats an american thing
Nah bro I got math and English. School is a fucking breeze rn. Aced every test so far
I’m on mobile
who asked?
cheeto puff fingers lol
We have Thanksgiving in October 😎 also im typing literally like 20cps
Insanely funny.
thanks
And Samsung keyboard is gay, so there's a blank space beside A which if I click it turn to q
The fact that I’m also on mobile and not making errors was given as an example to downplay his excuse
It takes you like a minute to type that lmao
Can you stop arguing about spelling? What difference does it make if you can understand eachother?
I was busy talking somewhere else
Here guys let me proof read my sentence for the internet people so they think I'm smart
was always taught quality over speed my son, you will learn with time.
Shut up boomer nobody asked
Who the fuck cares if your spelling is garbage as long as it’s understandable kekw
My words
keep spending ur money like a fool bro, we can tell you wont make it in the real world keep getting heated
No, his words
@onyx robin straight aces on tests bro mhm
What? His school is free
we understand you make poor life choices but eh no need to hate bro, congrats bro ur on a online class you are so intelligent
Mans talking about quality and then proceeds to use ‘ur’ and doesn’t use an apostrophe in the correct area 
🐒
All physical bro 😎
You bought tarkov and talk about spending money correctly @onyx robin
come on the pipeline in berta buddy ill make a man outta you real quick...
And the usage of ‘bro’ in every sentence isn’t very intellectual of you either use proper words
prolly got eod lmao
Lmao sorry I dont do manual labor, unlike you im going somewhere
Child labor
Thy syntax is lacking
i mean im sorry i do not have 100k in debt lol started welding in highschool went to work right after getting my certs idk man
Holy shit bro you're so good?
Lmao welding what a pussy
seems you are going real far with all this talk on the internet yougin
He’s in middle/ high school
He doesn’t have debt either
The wise man reveals to the world that he made horrible choices and now is fucked for life
how is working on the oil sands a bad choice my son?
bro in highschool i did surgery on a brain and became a brain surgeon now im rich and youre stupid 😎
Get a real job Abdue hahaha don’t pay uni either cause I got a scholarship cause I ain’t stupid hahaha
@ebon imp also rich family so won't have debt until I get my job, in which case I will be making enough money to pay off @onyx robin 's debt 10 times over
i legit sit there an lay beads all day an get paid 28 a hour until wednesday then its time an half then saturdays are double time so i mean do the math my son
@muted thorn sports 👀
its still welding right 
Nah coming top 30 in a state cause I got a big brain
28 Canadian an hour LMAOOOOOO might aswell go work in fucking mcdonalds
i have around a 20 minute lay over while a crane an my helps set up the pipe i come in lay the bead pretty solid
sick but also college go haha throw ball free school
Only 28 haha it’s my first year in uni and I get paid $120 in my second hand job
i bet you do little bro
In my country you dont need any sort of education to do welding, so i woudln't call welding a big achievement.
I’ll refer you to Australian drone piloting hahah I did a 10k license for free from school
He do be suckin dudes off tho
hens why ur up at this hour shit talking on the internet LOL, its also called a skilled trade for a reason my dude.
bro dont tell him that he will lose 10 dollars an hour
@onyx robin bro what do you mean I do little? Yea bro ill be chilling in my room doing 9-5m making enough money to buy your entire family
It’s 6pm you fucken melon ever heard of other countries
enjoy ur shit posting children lol.. keep dreaming about that life you wanna live
Isn't it like fuckibg 2am for u?
@loud summit what job you tryna get
bro you have to wake up for work tommorow bro. @onyx robin
This man is just pissed he gets paid less than some kids on the internet hahahaha glhf
acting like he's everyones dad
Idk might follow my dad and be a computer engineer, he makes like 250k a year as he manages projects on plane simulators
Yeah my real life dad ain’t no drop kick welder
my dad does some tech shit 200k a year im probably gonna do some ez job like engineering or some sort of doctor
I'm kinda in the middle of computer engineering and accountant. Leaning closer to computer engineer though
could not be a surgeon tho i have like parkinsons or something if my hands arent movin they shake like crazy
Ass
Damn did u wanna be a surgeon?
no fuck that its gross
You’re in high school
And?
Already braggin about your money
Highschool>uni>work. Oh yea, rich family, what can't I brag about spending 90$ in mcdonalds today, funding 7 peoples lunches?
Well, that’s not what you bragged about
Also, kinda cringe tho
Then wait was I bragging about? The fact that my dad makes 250k?
roubles?
The fact that “ill be chilling in my room doing 9-5m making enough money to buy your entire family”
Yes.
You aren’t even out of high school, chill
You have like 4+ years to go
@ebon imp oh and yea thats a fact. I get straight As, have aced every math test up to this point,, ive gotten a single question wrong this quarter on a practice worksheet.
oh fuck
250k roubles is 10 times more than minimun in russia
I get straight S’s
@thorny jewel 250k dollars you idiot lmao
250k dollars is 1200 times more than minimun pay in russia
Bro I'm not gonna cap, some kid next to me got a 3/35 on our chapter final
but MY FATHER
gets 100000990090909999909009990909090909090909099909090909990909090909990909090999090099090999090909090909090099999999 dollars in minute
I watched him die inside as soon as he got it back
My dad has a bigger dick than your dad, it’s been inside of me
Well I have both my uncle and dad inside of me at tye same time. Can you beat that?
sad thing is, i start to believe
Small dicks run in the family, then?
looks like
0 dollars venezuela
Nah bro I needed 98 stitches
I’m proud of that one, lmao
One for the highlight reel
I'll give it to u it was good
ok
looks like mom got in too
proof that bears are thicc af
yes
it's goin down
It was at 226K for me earlier
Good thing I sold at 250
Repost cuz I referenced it in general, and didn’t wanna make people search
60 hp airframe?
bouta be cracked outta my damn mind wish me luck
cause itll be funny
@versed plinth approximately what speed are you going to travel at after zapping yourself with that many stims
@digital obsidian thanks homie
i dont know, i just wanna get 5 scav headshots
You were too busy thinking about whether you could CHEEKI you never topped to consider if you should BREEKI
bouta go shoreline wish me luck
Imagine if you could put scav voice on a PMC and you just heard this PMC SCREAMING down the road to gas station yelling CHEEKI BREEKI as he breaks the sound barrier
WATON
even the juicy boys go "yeah nope i'm going to rat for a little bit until he goes away."
you think im joking? im actually doing this
WATON BLYAT CYKA
сука блять
What the hell holy shit
and that is why i do night scav raids
Please let me go on a raid with you
wuh oh
@versed plinth f
hmm some level 20 just hs me through the marked door with subsonic sx... thats a first
u were ratting in marked
uh oh
u piece of shit
no, i wasnt... i killed 3 lol and pushed back to heal. then he came along like that
killed the guy i was fighting and then just ate my ass... also i have like a 3 pmc kd or smth lol
Can I eat your ass?
my character is going into cardiac arrest
Bruh just clean his blood with some soap and water
bet 
also i closed door when i was h e a l i n g i was stuck there smh
noob
less that 4.7
why dont you just kill4 then jeez
cuz that kid was sus lol never seen someone hs me 6 times through the door, much less with shitty ammo
i was just messin with ya
200k? tf did you take lmfao
ik lmao, just kinda pissed that the first sus guy i fought today was on customs... 12 labs raid and no cheaters haha
wtf erotic acts hahahaha
i ran for 4 minutes straight then my stam ran out, but it wouldnt recover for shit, then... the dreaded side effects
@versed plinth what stims did you take
my energy and hydration went poof in 15 seconds
on whoreline*
i would so do that again, that was fun as hell
the next time i do it, ill stream it in this server
that's basically gfuel @versed plinth
my first blue
bro.... you know how many stims you can buy with that...
3?
wait pistol cases hold ammo?
@willow stratus no... you can get 4...
nice!
yeah!!
shitter gear
I domed him, couldn’t help it
fair enough
I was wearing an armored rig and a ratnik
i like reserve sniping, now i need a rr so i don’t have to go to d2
i have a schturmann key so hopefully i get one, the one i opened before had shit
27 minutes of tunnel vision
Any, yeah
does it hold OFZ shell
Uh
always good fun 2 snipe a guy half way across the map with m62
this a good spot?
one time i came out with like 1200 damage to body and like 600 or something damage to armor it was so stupid lmao only 2 guys killed like 6 guys sighted
wow
not really thats an area most people arent gonna be and you cant see shit
stay high alert because everyone checks towers
Got two free kits while trying to get pistol kills because I got spawned late near two guys that had traded
lzsh with stormtrooper lol
Either I'm in a dead raid, or everyone is underground
2nd one its a night raid
Really fucking suspicious dude just killed me
did you die in D-2
@latent fog why are you using the fast mt? you couldve used the bastion
Nope, crawling around in repair shop on reserve, sneaking, dude sprinted up behind me and one tapped me
Didn't auto me just literally one tapped after sprinting straight to my position.
not mine, i was camping D-2. i frauded my helmet, put the Fast MT on and got the fuck out
damn I got sniped from one of the towers by a thermal m1a guy, I think he was already lining up his shot before I even noticed him :/
wait fuck i forgot to fraud my helmet LMAO
@merry rapids thats why you dont do night raids while trying to snipe get a m1a or a dvl go on dome and uh do yo thang use m62 tho
I've learnt that now
good
thats the mandalorian visor dude

buy a vss
over priced rn
or don't run vals 💯
Vss better than vals just because of this
VSS best gun imo but it gets boring quick
debatable
swaggy gun
thatll do it
Where do you think I should take this?
reserve
Good idea
@merry rapids you know the good rock near dome right? the one next to kprl?
No, you got a screenshot of it?
Well it's a dmr
the worst dmr ever invented
no fir red 0/10
stealing my jokes i see
dude
that joke is here for years
@thorny jewel you found it yet?
shut up
best sniping spot on the map
k thanks, I'm goin in now. praying for no head,eyes
if they do they probably wont be able to get up lol
i have problem with pc, cnat play reserve
MMMMMMMMMMM
i stacked bodies like that one time and died to a player scav
tuff
jesus they are fat
Found a new stash on shoreline its next to rock passage like behind rock passage but on the other side
wait how do I even get up here
go around the fence
lol go around jump on the side
just download more ram
@merry rapids no dont think so you jumped the wrong side lmao
would you look at that
now get to work
aye aye captain
sniping with sr, interesting

how to make every chad ever angry
It seems to be an underground type of raid today
just wait youll see them
oh there's a launcher update,damn
@merry rapids 140 ping whats up with that
my internet's kinda ass
idk man seems like ur playing on servers that you shouldnt be on
Oh I picked a far server for dead raids yesterday, forgot to change
where are you from?
@old cedar chad
Bro I don't wanna answer that. I play on eu servers but I live a bit far from most of the servers I play on.
africa? xD?
man doesnt wanna answer where hes from
Damn you got me. I can't play on sa
he lives in the red sea
rip
Yeah I know
Makes setup less shit
Oh I died while updating the launcher. but I doubt they can loot me from where I died though
sad
get rekt killa, u stupid bitch
Accidentally brought in Exfil and XCEL though, so had to leave his helmet behind :c Woops. Only like 150k tho.
bro what the fuck, ks-23 rat hiding in janitors closet on labs for 25 minutes
Which one is Janitors? Is that Sanitar room? Did he flash you or something?
I killed a raider right outside the door, went inside to reload and he was just sitting in the corner
he kill you?
yes, head eyes with shrap 25
what you have (gear)?
Oh the room next to blue. Gotcha. What a wack spot for him to camp.
I had defender2, val and shattered
but a bag full of 4 peoples gear
ouch
rip
'potentially'
it did, I just tried it
room across the bathroom i assume
Is RFB a DMR or assault rifle? Also is this a good route for Killa: Adik, Brutal, National, Generic, go to exfil?
Also don’t think they fixed lobby bug. Was getting it like 2 hours ago? Unless they just pushed an update out.
its a dmr, semi-auto
Yea but ADAR is semi and it’s AR, isn’t it? Which skill does it level up if you use it? Just picked one up from a dude and started using it for Killa farm since it’s cheaper than M1A
wtf RFB is assault rifle in tarkov
lmfao first time ive seen a clan in my two wipes and i chose violence
Isn't rfb a dmr
I wouldnt worry, its fucking terrible anyway
it is a worse m1a and somehow a worse SR25 in every way
and its square
its good to use for space cause its like 1x4 without the mag in it
yeah the space will make it real easy for the other guy to take it cause you aint killing shit
so if someone has one, take it, but i wouldnt reccomend using it yeah, its quite likely someone will take it if you do die with it
plus, 7.62 is EXPENSIVE without traders, unless you do m80 but bruh
the whole point of the RFB irl is it can have a massive barrel for accuracy and shit, but in tarkov it is pointless
also get traders, m62 is super cheap after you put the time into spa tour
You think anyone would bother picking up an rfb with it's stats?
early on maybe?
but not rn
idk why they bothered adding it, I used one the other day and it just felt worse than any other 7.62 dmr in the game, which is saying a lot with the SR around
im just gonna keep chilling with my VSS, i prefer the ammo in it anyways
@old cedar rip
nice desync
rip that val u had lol
thicc
i only kill gays that use rfb on labs
sorry, guys*
was on customs what surprised me
you doing punisher?
no red 0/10
no weapon case 0/10
yeah part 5 but my friend is doing 25 scavs using ak74u on customs so i joined him and whoop
nice
ended up killing 3 lvl 50+ and only 1 scav
о, привет
@worn moon
ты ведь бобр?
Ачë)
да или нет?
@worn moon @thorny jewel трое из русского ОЕФТ есть, давайте здесь свою банду соберём 
PRoman please noo
Нет, я не бобр
а, ок
Mad?
@whole saddle Yee thanks. The ergo is so bad. Gonna try to suicide with this gun and then switch to leg meta for Killa. It’s a good cheap gun, but the ergo on MP9 probably feels way better for farming Killa.
np - the recoils also pretty bad
даввате перейдем в #irl-weapons там задержки нет
Ye recoil is shit. Better to hipfire it up til 20m. Then after that You have to treat it like an unmodded Scav AK with no stock or dust cover
Did anyone else get a thermal scope with twitch rivals?
Is MP7 good for leg meta Killa? Have a lot of extra FMJ and APSX. Like 2000 of each. Don’t wanna buy another box so just wanna burn through them.
Tactical nuke incoming!!!
@thorny jewel dont leg meta with either, especially apsx
ap has stupid low flesh and will pen the back of his helmet and his body armour pretty easily
I wouldnt use an mp7 tho cause ap wont one tap him and maybe not even 2 tap
Ye, figured. Just gonna wait til yhis RFB runs out, then swap to RIP MP9N. Can’t find Killa with this RFB tho
Got god spawn 3 times in a row, rush Brutal, no Killa, check Generic, no Killa, exfil.
Ap sx goes through lvl 6 lol
how many shots?
ap pens a slick first shot!?
35 flesh 53 pen
so I wouldnt use an mp7
I mean its rate of fire combined with good ammo is very good nonetheless
mfs were telling me ap sx was bad
Id say its better than m4 but you can have 60 rounders or 100 rounders
Not worth the cost. MP9N with RIP a better Killa farmer in that case.
Just faceshot him with m62
^
sexy adar
Use m4 instead and tap with it
Looks like someone wiped all PMCs and player scavs if he got tactical nuke
if hes sniping adar has better muzzle velocity

Ig but id want full auto for cqb
true but that adar has 40 m/s than stock m4, which is a fairly big difference
@whole saddle AP was bad at the start cause it was expensive and FMJ had more Flesh. But since everyone is wearing 5-6 in Labs, AP is better now.
no
but AP wont one tap a raider, which could mean a lot with raider AI like it is. But yeah, AP is still probably better but is much more expensive
Id use fmj cuz more flesh because you'll rarely meet someone with slick
@thorny jewel don’t like MDR. and don’t wanna keep making smexy M1A for it. Might make the budget build M1A though.
Ye dunno. Seen a lotta people say AP bad but seen a lotta people using AP now so dunno.
yeah fmj is good A) price and B) raiders. I rarely see much more than class 4 or 5 and the odd altyn. Also, I usually fight more raiders than PMCs
Yep
i run woods a lot now, i either use TX-15 or ADAR, sometimes even AKM with T-45M, just gotta aim for the head because most people stand still on woods
Should probably stop using 50 rounders in M1A though. Especially on the close range build. Kinda defeats the purpose of high ergo if you run 50 rounder.
anyway on labs Ill usually have an SA, although mp7 is nice every now and then
I should use a toz with a reap-ir on labs
MP7 is nice for PVP. Hate it for raiders cause ya have to burn so much ammo sometimes just to make sure they die
ay val raider
my nevers on labs is 5.45 raiders take so many fucking hits
Other than Brutal, what other stores are worth checking if you’re first in mall? Or better to get out to reset faster into the next raid?
You can just use subsonic, it goes through lvl 4 for budget
fmj is already cheap asf
so since when are flying scavs a thing?
@thorny jewel it ain’t the price. It’s the fact you burn so much ammo, so you run out fast in a long raid.
Yep
I take 3 40s in rig and a spare 40 in container with a stack of spare ammo
Having to burn 5-10 on a raider or 10-20 if they get desynced, and then you only brought in like 3 mags, suckkkkkkkks
5 god spawns in a row now. No Killa in brutal or Gen. sadge
check brutal, generic and mantis
poggers vals are 120k
also bring sj6 with you so you get there first, if hes not there, just go money run
Have Elite Endurance. Didn’t know he could spawn Mantis. Shits too dark to see anyway.
Don’t know what a money run route is. If Killa not spawned in Brutal, behind Gen tank, or at Adik bags, will just grab Ras loot and go hole. Usually a run through but easy Therapist cash.
@thorny jewel yeah he can spawn mantis but i haven't seen him there for a few months
Just got Tetris and 2 Nixx and it was a 2 min raid, but it’s still easy cash. Don’t wanna stay and die to some fat squads that were waiting in spawn for their late bois
If you’re that quick lilia, surely nobody is beating you to techlight?
@old cedar ah okay. So not worth the risk LUL. Would rather just hit Brutal, scan corners, then backtrack and go Gen>Adik>exfil. He spawns at Adik entrance right? Not deep inside?
well it is, because you can check the countertops for ledx
And yeah, he sits just inside infront of some boxes in adik
sometimes he can spawn in the hallway near the boxes
Counter for LedX...in Mantis? Eh never seen one. Don’t know the spawn either so don’t wanna waste any time in there
@clever spoke have 40m, don’t need GPU anymore
theres alot of ledx spawns in interchange
sick
Is there a point to buying Rip rounds for MP9N if you already have a bunch of 7N31? Would that be fine for Killa?
@worn moon sexy
leg meta @thorny jewel
Wouldnt 7N do the same? It’s pretty good dmg and the MP9 shoots stupid fast
7n31 pens more but has less flesh
@thorny jewel i would use glock18 with quakemaker because its cheap and much faster firerate, put a stock and a 50 round drum and youre good to go
Hmmmm. Just don’t wanna buy a bunch of RIP rounds at 800 roubles a pop. Have 2k 7N already
u can't use compensator or suppressor with glock 18c rip
@thorny jewel 7n is kinda bad for killa
you can kill him if you shoot him 4-5 times in the back of the head, but nowhere else
@worn moon sexy
@summer comet thx
Is it? Fek.... Okay, gonna suicide with this MP9N and use Quakemaker instead
use quake or rip, yeah
7n has enough pen to kill the back of his helmet, but not for the front or body armour, and not enough flesh to leg him
leg meta doe
use hunter with m61 @thorny jewel , aiim for back of head and it's one tap
what gun should I take to interchange for killing players
give suggestions quickly
ok thanks guys
woods scav except the entire raid was dead and the one guy who lived didn't fully loot shturman n the bois
@primal rapids ye could do that. dont like hunt since it's a rat weapon tho
thats what i call a good scavrun! Thats the reason my Scav is higher leveld than my PMC!Lmao
use RFB then @thorny jewel
m1a is best for killa
Leg meta with Kedr ez
^
@primal rapids does m62 pen the same as m61 against killa? just killed a hunter boi and gonna take that in for killa.
m61 pens better
m1a with 2 rounds of m61 toploaded and rest m62 is best option for killing killa
@thorny jewel m62 won't one-tap faceshield
Ahhh okay. Ye might just do that then. After dying. Make budget M1A with 20 rounders, 2 M61 then 18M62
yeah I just take in that with the spare mag and spare bullets in secure
pop sight of choice on the upper, don't even need a mount
I didnt even need to put any effort into it
m62 one taps back of his helm tho
Oh wait. You mean you bring in default M1A. Personally would have to still use SASS stock.
oh yeah, I jsut use stock to minimize costs
Have this cute budget Sass build. Really nice to just run around in Factory with M80. Kicks ass in Labs too, but recoil sucks for holding a long angle. Good for close range tho.
so does m80 
hope that u have a good trigger finger 
the true gamers have fast trigger finger.
I guess this is a good way to kill Killa for quest, right?
jitter clicking be like
dude just use macro instead its not like game costs more than 120eur if u want to be EOD 

20 rounders
three 30 rounders and additional two 20 rounders if everything is bad
Problema?
i run 6 30's 
Val mains be like^^
True VAL chad, I applaud to you
i run 2 in vest, 1 in gun and 1 in kappa
not val mains, its just having too many mags to spare
Don’t use T45M
i know, i can still kill with it, i am for the head. got some geared guys yesterday with it. i only use cuz it's tracer
It can’t even pen Ulachs
If you encounter a player while u have Quake in your MP9, do you still legmeta or try to hit face?
anyone wanna run customs? trying to get setup done
lfg is hell
oh
half the time the people in lfg just wanna tk you
just play solo 5head
Don’t they ban you for that here?
Just ask in general chat, that’s where the cool people are
dome time
A fellow sr-25 enjoyer. wait is that an rsass?
its a sr-25
mp7 is the best gun for killing killa, aim for the head or thorax with ap sx its the quickest way to kill him
Pretty sure one tap with M61 is the fastest.
but its expensive, and m61 to the head is quicker and makes more money
COME TASTE MY BP THICC BOI
lol I got the meta AKM with BP on my back too
good luck
I WANT A THIRD AIRFRAME
why tf you taking an airframe up there
why take a full auto gun when you got an sr with m61/m62. Is the akm for cqb?
because I don't plan on sitting up there the entire time
yes for cqb
Why do you have 5 guns, and 3 people
6 guns and 3 people
your squad like america
That’s not a good idea
yes it is, dome sniping
i mean sniper/smg combo is cool but dmr/rifle combo is a bit wierd
can't be bothered buying more ammo
especially another large caliber slow rof gun
its ak-74n actually lol, I forgot
You can mount zhukovs on 5.45 AKs?
yeah
some ye
🙂
But I shot the guy. There was a blood splatter. goddamn
probally got the bug
what bug?
u can see ur rounds shooting out the gun blood on the wall u can hear rounds to and it dont damage them
yes tarkov moment
Quite the deadly bug
Just Desync.
That's unfortunate
dust cover user spit
anyone wanna talk about how horrible that picture is rq?
not enoough flashlights
got some kills with a weird AK
not weird
shit

good to know

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