eft-chat

[knotty musk]

No

[royal sinew]

??wipe

[reef condor]

As of 1.0, the game entered a permanent wipe state, meaning we will not see any more wipes on the main character.

Kindly wait for seasonal characters (can't find the link for it, sorry.).

[neat garnet]

whats the point when everyone just camps 1 building all game

[timber citrus]

thursday

[royal sinew]

?

[frank trout]

i just tried woods the scavs just played sand bags and wouldnt push up

[dry sun]

Damn

[timber citrus]

helps if youre marked and cursed and if they are standing completely still you gotta like peek them so they move

gonan have to let them shoot at you too

wear like a gsh or a kiver or something

[lament notch]

Anyone know eta on server downtime?

[timber citrus]

10 mins

patch noooooootes

[neat garnet]

wait what server down when?

[solid trout]

tmw your high value tech spawn rolls a fucking pcb

[timber citrus]

t plug

[solid trout]

That was the other one

[timber citrus]

lol

[solid trout]

I'm not even kidding

[green quail]

8 MINS!!

[solid trout]

gonna wait and see if I'll get an early exfil alert

server has 28:30 left

[loud hedge]

in 5 min a BSG dev will ring your doorbell and slap you

[neat garnet]

when do servers go down?

[carmine juniper]

assuming they are on time, in 3 minutes.

[knotty musk]

3m

[lament notch]

No downtime, go loadin with your expensive kits

[fathom cypress]

off to play helldivers

[vital sail]

L larps

[solid trout]

yep, got early exfil

[sterile scaffold]

a scav literally spawns at the woods co op

[dry lance]

go load up a terminal

[harsh zodiac]

not icebreaker, unheard can now hear farts and burps and EOD players can hear coughs

[timber citrus]

i got my term run done two days ago 😎

[sterile scaffold]

how many endings

[sharp sandal]

??butch

[reef condor]

@knotty musk https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523438319929917441/1508313210946715742/togif.gif?ex=6a1515a4&is=6a13c424&hm=a693bfc1642da39583633b93223e7afa12f712cd5a6d57f4e8714439fb2006e6&

[timber citrus]

only got savior done

[knotty musk]

Yo

[sharp sandal]

[timber citrus]

idk what ima do next

[sharp sandal]

[sour stag]

servers dead

[harsh zodiac]

update dingus

[timber citrus]

prolly debtor bc i assume lightkeeper is gonna have easy access

[rotund brook]

yea fr bro wtf

[sterile scaffold]

Anything savior related is So unworth

[rotund brook]

ong ong frfr

[knotty musk]

I got tarkov and arena installed and got my dspt encoding

[sharp sandal]

Ayy

Nice.

[timber citrus]

yeah i know i did it without realizing how much shit you needed to do

[sterile scaffold]

From months ago it was like 10k savior 2k debtor and a few hundred split between the others

[sour stag]

i wonder what they doing, maybe something to.... break the ice

[burnt flame]

When they gonna start the update

[terse galleon]

now

[timber citrus]

i dont wanna collect 8 trillion roubles

[sterile scaffold]

not even that Its just so many people have it the dogtag/armband has no aura

I finished my fallen earlier today

[wintry tendon]

patch notes yummy

[sterile scaffold]

3rd ending

[fierce kayak]

you're also ugly 🥺 (to your bio)

[timber citrus]

i dont give a fuck if it has aura or not

[eternal nebula]

is tarkov down now?

[harsh zodiac]

any minute now

[shell summit]

where at @wintry tendon

[timber citrus]

who cares what other people think

[sharp sandal]

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/390

Patch notes

enjoy

[tawny bolt]

do we need lightkeeper to get to icebreaker?

[vagrant sequoia]

How did the Paradigm Shipping icebreaker end up trapped inside Tarkov’s blockade ring? What happened to its crew? Who is behind it all? You’ll uncover the answers by completing a new story chapter during an expedition focused on exploration and PvE gameplay. And if answers alone are not enough, the loot will make it worth your while.

Icebreaker is a separate location for 1-3 players, available in all game modes. There, you will face AI enemies either solo or as part of a group. You will not be matched with random players on Icebreaker.


Changes
Added a mechanic that assists players in locating in-raid items required for tasks. Players will now see an expanded directional indicator when approaching the spawn location of a required task item;
Added additional notifications when interacting with signal flare extractions;
Added an experimental graphics setting that shifts the load of certain light sources from the CPU to the GPU. The option is available for higher-end graphics cards;
Increased chance of death after injecting Obdolbos 1 to 33%; 
Added several new streamer items.

Personalization
Added new USEC Gen 4 and BEAR Slavianka customization sets, available for purchase on the official Escape from Tarkov website.```

[wintry tendon]

here

[vagrant sequoia]

Fixed a cause of memory leaks related to the audio system in certain cases;
Optimized the animation system to reduce CPU usage;
Fixed an issue where the limb selection interface for healing could disappear in certain situations;
Fixed visual artifacts when using x2 and x4 resampling while interacting with Traders and the Hideout in certain cases;
Fixed the cause of error 228 that could occur when removing an expiring water filter from the Water Collector zone in the Hideout;
Fixed several visual issues related to geometry and colliders across locations;
Fixed a cause of severe client performance drops when dragging ammo from the inventory over a full magazine in the search window;
Fixed an issue where kills with Saiga-12K 12ga automatic shotgun (Redline) did not count towards progression of the tasks “Silent Caliber” and “Punisher p.4”;
Fixed the incorrect compass behavior after exiting the BTR;
Number of minor fixes to various aspects of the game.```

[timber citrus]

"no aura" bro WE do not care

[burnt flame]

Ignore the bio, reference to predator movie

[vagrant sequoia]

because they are slow

[wintry tendon]

lmao yes

[tawny berry]

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/390

oh

i was too late

[fierce kayak]

I'm going survivor, I prestiged 33 days ago and now I got only 123 milion roubles and I am suffering because I know this won't give me shit, only an achievement 😭

[ripe ferry]

game down?

[fierce kayak]

ye dw I was joking

[drifting magnet]

I wonder why.

Wait

Guh.

[drifting magnet]

Spend all your money on CAT FIGURINES

[sharp sandal]

inb4 ra

[odd oak]

pog no labyrinth 5 man stacking bs

[fierce kayak]

hell no 🥺

[young skiff]

what happens if i was in raid an dc'd cuz patch? highkey aint seen shid was updatin till now... my character go back to before the raid? or just wait for insurance typa shi

[drifting magnet]

Buy 1500 sodium

[sullen sedge]

Why aren't servers going down

[fierce kayak]

I mean maybe if they were cuter I would but that cat figure does not look cool

[cinder tiger]

Guys im queuing right now whats happening 5 min queue

[burnt flame]

Ohhhh hohohohoho

[fierce kayak]

patch

[sinful cypress]

i just got nuked from glukahr and got kicked out perfect timing lmao

[cinder tiger]

What are they patching?

Desync?

[fiery frost]

claps my belly

where are my damn notes

[young skiff]

had story quest items on me hope i aint bug out

[sullen sedge]

Is game down?

[drifting magnet]

😭 icebreaker

[fierce kayak]

daddy glukhar :p

[drifting magnet]

ICE BREAKER GUYS READ THE DAMN ANNOUNCEMENTS PLEASE

[cinder tiger]

Do we really need light keeper im not doing that shit any inside information

[fierce kayak]

he loves your face so much that he likes to hit it with his bullets

[dusky tartan]

hopefully its not level locked

[winter magnet]

yo

[lament notch]

What's ice breaker @drifting magnet ?

[knotty musk]

i am glad it says "you will not be matched with random players on icebreaker"

[neon sphinx]

yo

[winter magnet]

i just got out of raid and its not loading

[knotty musk]

full coop map

huge bsg w

[winter magnet]

is it cause of update and im not supposed to be ingame

[fierce kayak]

depends

[knotty musk]

i DO NOT like "added serveral new streamer items"

[winter magnet]

@knotty musk

[drifting magnet]

Very huge event (like as big as labyrinth and bigger)

[timber citrus]

damn

[knotty musk]

well yeah servers are down

[winter magnet]

so

i keep the shit i got out with right

[fierce kayak]

oh boy

[surreal moth]

so you odnt get out

[winter magnet]

i came out GWOPPED

[strange marsh]

where are patch notes?

[fierce kayak]

how long will this even last

[solid trout]

Added a mechanic that assists players in locating in-raid items required for tasks. Players will now see an expanded directional indicator when approaching the spawn location of a required task item;

Wonder if that applies to standard loot items that need to be FIR.

[fierce kayak]

do we know yet

[knotty musk]

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/390

[drifting magnet]

Well the map will stay after I am pretty sure

[arctic osprey]

that would explain why im stuck in "looking for servers" lol

[timber citrus]

i hope not

[harsh onyx]

NO PVP???? COOOOKED

[fierce kayak]

yes but I want the achievement

[knotty musk]

it will be a normal pvp map AFTER the event

[fierce kayak]

I am a huge achievement freak

[knotty musk]

this is confirmed

[vagrant sequoia]

iirc its just for static task items not loot

[timber citrus]

im totally getting that achievement

[drifting magnet]

I think it should stay PVE, like terminal

[solid trout]

It's a story location that's not meant to have the unease of terminal, I think it's fine.

[untold sluice]

the clothes arent even up yet

[sharp sandal]

honestly hope there's one that stays PVE

[harsh zodiac]

people upset its not a pvp map ahahah so funy NOO ITS NOT FUN UNLESS IM BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE I CANT HAVE FUN ALONE NOOOOOO

[sterile rose]

honestly why not both

[solid trout]

By static do you just mean task specific? Or only those with a set spawn, cause some can have multiple spawns

[hollow helm]

is the map open to everyone or do you gotta do a questline

[drifting magnet]

Event maps that are PVE should stay PvP tbh

[knotty musk]

like the pocket watch type items

[harsh zodiac]

how could it be both lol

[vagrant sequoia]

Im talking about the stuff like the pocket watch etc

[neon sphinx]

YO WTF I JUST FOUND 3 MARKED KEYS 5 LEDXS AND !) BITCOINS

[livid tulip]

abandoned factory key up to 7m? are we joking

[fierce kayak]

you know, I think BSG should add the possibility to replay Terminal even after having gotten the ending, like opening the access from the map select and be able to play it with friends that already escaped and shi

[drifting magnet]

I bet it’s gonna be like labyrinth and after the event you’ll need to do a questline

[solid trout]

so just task specific

[sharp sandal]

@short marsh why are you a dead beat

[white arch]

It will be pvp after the event

[fierce kayak]

the dorms one sells for 8.9 mil

[lament notch]

What's labyrinth?

[timber citrus]

i mean will it tho? how do we know this

[solid trout]

That was fucking hilarious

[livid tulip]

shit was under 2m like a month ago

[solid trout]

Theres 4 seperate fucking teams all taking shelter in the 1 concordia building

[drifting magnet]

Very big event map, pretty much largest event in Tarkov I think

[timber citrus]

clear the premises task for laby was dick and balls

[harsh zodiac]

right where are we getting this info

[white arch]

Can't find source cuz of phone but it's official

[solid trout]

And theres just this silent agteement not to fight

[lament notch]

An event map???

[fierce kayak]

idk 3-4 days ago I sold it for 8 mil or so

[harsh zodiac]

trust me bro

[silk prairie]

no twin the key is goated

[timber citrus]

i hated that laby achievement but im so glad i did it

[solid trout]

Everyones aware of one another but no one wants to risk their exfil

[fierce kayak]

it has always been expensive as hell

[drifting magnet]

Yes very big events (like laby) get maps

[harsh onyx]

game is gunna be unplayable after update boys ggs.. always is

[drifting magnet]

With bosses

[white arch]

Look it up yourself big dawg, you don't have to take my word for it

[silk prairie]

its expensive cause its good now

[lament notch]

laby??? Tf is laby?

[harsh zodiac]

was HELL thank god for the extension i got it done with like a day left

[drifting magnet]

Labyrinth

[livid tulip]

Ive been getting better loot out of chek 13

[pallid talon]

my buddy completed assesment part 1 then the server dc'd did it still count?

[knotty musk]

like labyrinth only its pve oriented and will be a normal pvp raid map after

[fierce kayak]

George you look handsome

[livid tulip]

abandoned has been the shit one for me.

[opaque linden]

where do i find the patch notes ?

[lament notch]

Isn't that the movie with that david bowie guy?

[timber citrus]

ive been watching this event closely i dont think i ever saw where it said it was gonna revert to pvp

[hollow helm]

is this the icebreaker update or just bug fixes

[harsh zodiac]

labrynth was never pve

[potent bough]

icebreaker

[eternal wing]

whats the patch for?

[drifting magnet]

No it’s different.

[strong spear]

Noo

[kindred lichen]

Icebreaker boys

[timber citrus]

yeah i completed it a few days before they extended it

[kindred lichen]

Am so glad to get this far

[strong spear]

I'm just trying to sort my stash

[fierce kayak]

dorm one can be very juiced at times, and sometimes I got very lucky on the black pawn one on reserve

[lament notch]

Damn, I liked that David Bowie guy..... had a HUGE bulge too.

[dusty perch]

Did update hit yet?

[arctic osprey]

in the announcement that was posted 0.01s after you asked lol

[idle sun]

Wake me up when we on icebreakr

[timber citrus]

my buddy completed it after the extension

[copper bloom]

Icebreaker!!

[kindred lichen]

Yep get going

[misty parcel]

lol me and a friend were gonna do a labyrinth and we were kicked mid transition

[opaque linden]

lol

[kindred lichen]

Separate ammo cases and shit

[knotty musk]

@glad wadi buddy this is non negotiable. do NOT play until im home

[burnt flame]

OKAY BOYS IT'S START, EVERYONE CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN IN THE CHAT, CALM DOWWWNNN

[timber citrus]

is arena down?

[kindred lichen]

do it in 4 more hours

[sharp sandal]

@glad wadi Come with us to Icebreaker lad.

[cinder tiger]

Guys ice breaker i s coming i just check patch note

[sharp sandal]

jk

[knotty musk]

xyph i will kill you in game

[sharp sandal]

[fierce kayak]

yo we're two turles

[sharp sandal]

after i help you

[cinder tiger]

Guys ice break come be redy.

[sharp sandal]

such ruthless betrayal

[harsh zodiac]

subscribe to update channel they let us know a couple days in advance then hours leading up to it

[sharp sandal]

🥀

[cinder tiger]

New boss guys

[hollow helm]

chat im still ingame

[cinder tiger]

And new map

[harsh zodiac]

what?

[silk prairie]

update is pretty gabagool

[timber citrus]

the wedge is going to get leg metad

[drifting magnet]

and the new boss IS BLACK DIVISION HELL YEAHHH

[loud hill]

How u know?

[drifting magnet]

no, WE are getting led meta’d

[harsh zodiac]

WE CAN GET BLACK DEVSION STUFF OFF ICEBREAKER??? or no

[strong spear]

Can't wait to not even be able to extract with his gear :D

[drifting magnet]

Watch very bad scav’s video

[kindred lichen]

I want black div in icebreaker

[drifting magnet]

Prob, or it’s gonna be like sot helmet

[kindred lichen]

Do u guys think its lightkeeper lokced

[tawny berry]

there was a screenshot where the corner of his black division patch was visible

[drifting magnet]

Yes

[cinder tiger]

The new boss i s black? We have never had black people in tarkov. Can i PMC black now when prestige?

[harsh zodiac]

LOL

[drifting magnet]

😭

[sterile scaffold]

Thatd be dumb

[strong spear]

LMAOO

[fierce kayak]

is this a joke

[harsh zodiac]

NO NEVER

[kindred lichen]

Serg what

[cinder tiger]

I think Russia Nikita is racierst

[knotty musk]

Increased chance of death after injecting Obdolbos 1 to 33%;

[timber citrus]

i hope its LK locked but they give easy access like they did with laby event

[harsh zodiac]

black devision lmao

[sleek trench]

Maybe the G3 got added with this one

[fierce kayak]

as he should

[knotty musk]

who is hitting the 1/3 obdol with me

[silk prairie]

extremely necessary change

[kindred lichen]

emergency pufferfish

[harsh zodiac]

thats why we like him

[drifting magnet]

ME ME!

[lament notch]

I am the original. You are a cheap replica.

[cinder tiger]

Ohhh the terimnals guys okay sorry

[solid trout]

I wonder why they did that tbh

[kindred lichen]

this is not tabor bro

[graceful matrix]

where the new outfits at

[knotty musk]

if 3 of us take it, surely 1 of us lives right

[cinder tiger]

Nice bro Terminal was super fun i will enjoy black.

[silk prairie]

obdolbos 1 gamers were too cracked

[fierce kayak]

but that's my actual turtle, the one on the pfp, it's a testudo hermanni

:3

[kindred lichen]

butch became homelander agahi

with the red name

[sudden hinge]

Likely the case since they plan on BD clothing to be unlockable through pvp seasonal rewards

[silk prairie]

wonder what the streamer items are

[timber citrus]

if you die to obdolbos does your pmc dogtag say it

[knotty musk]

omelander

[lament notch]

Don't @ him too much now.... he'll silence you with his Modly power.

[noble thicket]

The Icebreaker today?

[kindred lichen]

cooldeez nuts

[sudden hinge]

The people yearn for the gear anyways

[lament notch]

No, its delayed by a week

[silk prairie]

bosnia altyn

[cinder tiger]

Guys so can i obbdolbos to strength 50?

[noble thicket]

[kindred lichen]

Hell yeah

[noble thicket]

Predictable

[cyan sluice]

cant even stay with the road map lmfao even with extremely low expectations bsg still disappoints

[austere obsidian]

congrats on becoming moderator butch!

[fierce kayak]

true

[lament notch]

Imagine believing an obvious lie lawl.

[sterile scaffold]

hating for Not a single reason Rn

[silk prairie]

??roadmap

[reef condor]

Preliminary roadmap for #EscapefromTarkov for the first half of 2026. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521645013277474826/1473640144665051311/Roadmap_for_the_first_half_of_2026.jpg?ex=69a81555&is=69a6c3d5&hm=0cbca04fb0f3dbd07596f02014386eadecf210c6d4549dfbad59facab7d1e157&

[cinder tiger]

Guys who is excited we should create a squad of 3. So we can destroy ice break and break the ice

[timber citrus]

how are we yapping when we are getting icebreaker you fool

[knotty musk]

thank you

[kindred lichen]

would be a shame if u got hacked again...

[drifting magnet]

Like in a couple hours

[kindred lichen]

mrbeast shit

[austere obsidian]

@rotund brook I’m actually never playing light house again

[cinder tiger]

Who want to crrate squad u must have ADIK track suit 3 man ice break who is DOWN

[kindred lichen]

[fierce kayak]

every single time I get excited about an event or an addition to the game, I just get disappointed all over again

[silk prairie]

true wheres vegetation rework

[strong spear]

But they did make it in time lmfao

[silk prairie]

eh no matter it'll probably come out soon

[rotund brook]

Unheard is so sigma-pilled. If you ain't paying the premium glaze tax, you're canonically getting mogged.

[sterile scaffold]

taht already happened when snow got removed?

[harsh zodiac]

what got ya all down in the dumps this time?

[drifting magnet]

I only bought unheard for the cultist fit

[cinder tiger]

If Ice break needs light keeper i will downlode Arena infinite brakout.

[harsh zodiac]

this sentence goes hard

[cyan sluice]

thankfully i main pve so the experience isnt gonna be any different but i feel bad for pvp players that waited 8 months for a single piece of content and that content is basically PVE lmao

[drifting magnet]

I hope it does

[austere obsidian]

I’m edition mogging you

[fierce kayak]

just unlock him it's not hard

[drifting magnet]

All my work will have a purpose

[sterile scaffold]

Nothing is surprising that you main pve

[drifting magnet]

It takes like 6 days or somethin

[kindred lichen]

assesment if fucked rn bro

[drifting magnet]

In all

[kindred lichen]

is

[cinder tiger]

I will rather kill myself than light house

[silk prairie]

its the principle

[fierce kayak]

why is that lmfao

[silk prairie]

also assessment is gonna be FUCKED if everyones gonna be rushing it

[kindred lichen]

u either spawn right where no one is

[fierce kayak]

I went to lighthouse very recentluy, you still find kills

[cyan sluice]

i was killing squads in pvp before you even knew tarkov existed your sissy tears over pve literally gets used on steak

[harsh zodiac]

6 days. to get light keeper. ur a funny dude

[kindred lichen]

or the rogue base where u die

[rotund brook]

You can't edition mog me, i have a red name

[strong spear]

The lighthouse rework they said was this month might be coming with this patch which probably means the transit to icebreaker is there :D

[drifting magnet]

It took me like 4

[cinder tiger]

True. Lot of people are excited. We will do lot of work just to play. Take some few days

[fierce kayak]

then you just don't know how to play because if you spawn there you can still get there to the other side

[austere obsidian]

red name means noob

[kindred lichen]

sonion

[rare zodiac]

update already?

[sterile scaffold]

Good joke Just say you arent nearly skilled enough

[opaque linden]

wait do i need lightkeeper to do icebreaker ?

[harsh zodiac]

from wipe. u didnt sleep and got extremely lucky surviving lighthouse that many times

[sterile scaffold]

no one knows

[silk prairie]

might aswell get there so you can loot the scraps left on the dead pmcs or rogues

[dark flame]

looking for 5 usec dogtags. have the kills for friend from the west but always dying to mates - didnt get the dogtags lol 😄

[rotund brook]

oh true you should tag colonel

[cinder tiger]

Hello new boss new map new me 🤣 💯 🍆

[harsh zodiac]

" I did sleep and i have a job and im just good"

[silk prairie]

or maybe even look for the last 2 pmcs

[hollow helm]

standard edition is best edition hot take

[cyan sluice]

lmfao ive killed landmark and hyper "hurr durr not skilled enough" tarkov players really are lower on the totem pole than fortnite players

[austere obsidian]

Scared of him

[surreal moth]

i’m ready

[cinder tiger]

Good work. You good.

[austere obsidian]

Who are you

[drifting magnet]

Huh, nah I was playing casual, I got most of them done in an hour prob

[knotty musk]

fed hear me out

[solid trout]

reminder that it doesn't care who got the kill as long as they're USEC, so your friends can get the kills and let you take the tags

[surreal moth]

what are you

[knotty musk]

fed i have a proposition

[harsh zodiac]

can anyone weigh in on this. buddys telling me he can get lightkeeper in 4 days. has anyone that has normal human behavior came even close to this cap

[silk prairie]

but... but.. pve have small skilling need...

[knotty musk]

i need you to listen to me with an open mind

[sterile scaffold]

Ur lower on the totem pole than 1 hour timmys

[kindred lichen]

yea no

[surreal moth]

i’m listening

[knotty musk]

wait until geon and i get home and do icebreaker with us

:)

[cyan sluice]

hahaha

[sterile scaffold]

Keep larping killing streamers @cyan sluice

[harsh zodiac]

ty lol

[cyan sluice]

your tears are lovely

[surreal moth]

🤔

[knotty musk]

[cinder tiger]

Bro just say you trash man. Killing land mark is an achevement.

[silk prairie]

anyone can kill landmark it just takes a little luck

[vagrant sequoia]

No invite for me?

[solid trout]

Theoretically possible, realistically improbable.

[dark flame]

i play 99% solo 🙁 last 5 kills i didnt get the dogtag, now i stuck on the quest and just want the shoreline questline unlocked xD

[surreal moth]

it’s very convincing

[silk prairie]

same as everyone

[vagrant sequoia]

I defo dont just wanna shoot geon

[kindred lichen]

are Black div on there????

[knotty musk]

its 1-3 and xyph counts as 2 people so

[fierce kayak]

time caps are the only problem

[solid trout]

Theres a single 24h timegate, otherwise every quest can be done back to back

[vagrant sequoia]

I'll be solo lmao

[knotty musk]

damn

[zealous coyote]

ok here we go icebreaker coming

[knotty musk]

rip xyph

[cinder tiger]

We want to play ice break today. Not tomorrow fuck of f

[surreal moth]

i feel bad for him

[solid trout]

Solo unless I poke Alterion to duo it with me

[knotty musk]

fed what is your answer

[surreal moth]

butch let me help colonel he needs a sherpa

[knotty musk]

the trio could be back together

w trio

[harsh zodiac]

boys boys

[vagrant sequoia]

No

[livid tulip]

every update is 4-6 hours. what a fucking joke

[surreal moth]

i’m not disliking this idea

[solid trout]

It's extremely unlikely lightkeeper will be required

[surreal moth]

get away from me

[silk prairie]

dudes just be complaining about shit now

[nova moat]

anyone running some low level missions? either new or not wanna run some raids? DM me

[cinder tiger]

U can take 5 hour brake., It will not k*ll you.....

[silk prairie]

not even update being bad its uploading the update to the servers

[kindred lichen]

#pvp-lfg

[solid trout]

There likely will be a transit on lighthouse if not directly accessible, but thats it

[harsh zodiac]

people really be complaining about aaaaannyyythin

[potent current]

i just extracted dude!!! i hope i dont loose anything

[hollow helm]

im still in a customs raid, just killed partisan

[silk prairie]

5 hours no tarkov

[fierce kayak]

he is a no life american so dw

[surreal moth]

i could go to the gym or just camp the transit

[harsh zodiac]

what map do we think we transit from

[livid tulip]

Believe it or not theres a thing called full time jobs and 3rd shift

[silk prairie]

hopefully not lighthouse

[kindred lichen]

heli pad maps

[lament notch]

Anyone have a clue as to how we get to the icebreaker? Like what map? lol

[harsh zodiac]

gatta be shoreline or lighthouse right? only places with boats

[solid trout]

Hey, if you think it can be better than that, submit a job application to BSG and help them create better infrastructure to reduce that time!

[lament notch]

I sure hope its not Snoreline because FUCK that map alreayd had 2 map transits on it.

[silk prairie]

got it i'll tell nikita to move it over

[kindred lichen]

lighthousing weserve and shorline or maybe js lighthouse

[harsh zodiac]

OHHH that could be sick like reserves heli

[solid trout]

Oh, wait, you're not a game dev? How would you know how long these things take

[fierce kayak]

believe it or not but there is no need to be frustrated on a discord chat about a game

[knotty musk]

@surreal moth so? 👉 👈

[sly topaz]

And you fly to it or smth. That would be sick

[atomic spear]

I was in a raid and when the timer ran out it said survived will i keep my stuff?

[livid tulip]

How many other games go down every week for 6 hours to push a 100mb update?

[solid trout]

Lotta people don't realize just how close lighthouse, shoreline, and reserve actually are

[sterile scaffold]

its gonnabe lh only, its the closet to icebreaker

[kindred lichen]

fuck

[sly topaz]

Deal with it bruh.

[surreal moth]

i’m not a flakey person so i expect the same from everyone if im accepting these terms

[solid trout]

Like if they ever manage to optimize shit they could be one large map

[vagrant sequoia]

Is it though?

[solid trout]

and you'd barely need to add any filler

[fierce kayak]

^^

[ornate basalt]

So I had a 7.9 scav rep, and randomly it lowered to like 5.88, I assume somehow I killed something I shouldent and didn't realise?

[silk prairie]

@livid tulip quick little tip if tarkov is down you can actually play a different game
go to steam, enter the store tab and look for a fun new game to try out!

[harsh zodiac]

yeah touching lol if it was like a heli transit that would be sickkkk, makes tho most sense actually cuz its like out in the ice

[kindred lichen]

OOOOOOOFa

[knotty musk]

well ill be back home at near 18:00 my time

[solid trout]

Dunno, not this one at least. It doesn't go down every week

[harsh zodiac]

idk how or why i replies

[coarse stream]

Wheres the new drip? Its not on the site

[surreal moth]

hey siri what time is that for me

[fierce kayak]

yeah it happened to be yesterday, I had 6.40 and I was back at 5.90 for 1 p scav killed by accident

[surreal moth]

oops

[sterile scaffold]

shoreline is literaly the width of lighthouse and more away, reserve is between them So lh is Probably closet

[harsh zodiac]

the most plain outfits i have ever seen wtf

[silk prairie]

yup

[solid trout]

yeah. Over 6.0 kills drop you to 5.90, then apply whatever penalty you got from the actual kill

[surreal moth]

these are dogshit i’m sorry for the bsg slander but what the hell

[solid trout]

So killing a normal scav drops you to 5.90, then -0.01

[fiery raven]

is tarkov down rn ?

[vagrant sequoia]

Reserve isnt between shoreline and lh tf lmao

[surreal moth]

insane

[harsh zodiac]

those are legit the worst like, they look worse than the default what the hell ahahaha

[strong spear]

Washed out default clothes lmao

[surreal moth]

i wish i could be that disconnected

[fierce kayak]

not a normal scav, a p scav takes off more points I think

[silk prairie]

left is decent but right is ehh

[harsh zodiac]

people really be comming in here with there eyes closed

[solid trout]

I agree second one literally looks like default clothing

[ornate basalt]

so with it being 5.88 it was a regular scav I killed probably? I am super active as a scav with a number of player kills most raids so I woulden't be supised if a stray grenade hit something

[rotund brook]

clearly youve never fallen through the wormhole

[silk prairie]

slightly tanner default clothing 🤑

[vagrant sequoia]

Icebreaker is in the gulf, so far away that its not even visible from any map lol

[surreal moth]

gulf of america

?

[fiery raven]

dude, just a question lmao

[silk prairie]

i wish i could become an orange crayon in tarkov

[harsh zodiac]

so its gatta be a heli transit RESERVES PLEASEEE

[silk prairie]

so literally EVERYONE sees me

[vital sail]

isnt it tho

[surreal moth]

there’s no ice down there

[tawny berry]

i assume around arkhangelsk

[silk prairie]

i wouldn't mind reserve heli transit

[tawny berry]

in the teaser there was a map with that written on it

[vital sail]

shoreline red rebel is right below dome

[covert geyser]

anyone know when the wipe usualy is

[surreal moth]

i’m starting to think something is fishy, and it’s not just the fish in the ocean

[solid trout]

You killed an AI scav yeah. killing a pscav incurs a full -0.1 cost

[vital sail]

and you can see dome from lighthouse

[vagrant sequoia]

From all the promo material, you either somehow use a hovercraft, heli or ice jet ski (whatever the fuck its called)

[harsh zodiac]

all white or all red is pretty possible, all blue also. Orange , naw

[austere obsidian]

Well go shower then

[fresh meteor]

idk if the devs would ever see this but i cant express how happy i am to see optimizations in the patchnotes

[tawny berry]

this summer

[harsh zodiac]

OOO

[tawny berry]

ty

[chilly laurel]

zOOOOOOOO

[surreal moth]

snowmobile probably

[covert geyser]

it is summer though but thank you

[ornate basalt]

seems rough for a single player scav to lose nearly 2.0 rep but I get it I guess

[austere obsidian]

i’m gonna swim instead

[coarse stream]

🤢

[surreal moth]

you’re as big as an icebreaker

so makes sense

[quick storm]

summer isn't until late june. And no wipes in 1.0.

[silk prairie]

holy shit those graphics are so realistic

[austere obsidian]

ok buddy, i’m gonna throw you across the room

[silk prairie]

looks just like real life

[smoky spade]

Nice some grounded looks finnaly some multicam and atacs fa gcolor

[sterile scaffold]

larp larp larp sahur Doesnt matter, It'll probably be lh only anyway

[silk prairie]

what

[smoky spade]

Looks good

[sterile scaffold]

If its not Its not

[silk prairie]

what does this even mean

[sharp sandal]

who up breakin they ice rn

[smoky spade]

Those uniform

Patterns

[thin steppe]

Im breaking ice at work rn

[rotund brook]

https://youtu.be/OA7dSSXUNGI

[smoky spade]

Its multicam

[silk prairie]

Repost

[rotund brook]

thanks im a good samaritan and the first to post this here

[sharp sandal]

Repost.

[smoky spade]

And atacs fagcolor

[silk prairie]

too late altaion you're worthless

[rotund brook]

i posted it first

[silk prairie]

oh wow you're right

glory to AltarionMP

[wintry tendon]

mid

[vagrant sequoia]

actually braindead

[harsh zodiac]

LMAO

[chilly laurel]

auuuuuuuu

[sharp sandal]

uhm acksually i posted it first

mr mod

[silk prairie]

you're just mad you didnt post it frist

[smoky spade]

Tha atacs looks good too

[silk prairie]

be honest

[austere obsidian]

me when I LIE

[harsh zodiac]

he took down the og intturpted like probabaly 100+ people watching it then posted it himself ahahahah

[rotund brook]

i cant transmit the sbeu mosquito audio in chat but i want to

[harsh zodiac]

ok i saw no heli sadly

[smoky spade]

Bro I wanna play

I have a day off

[harsh zodiac]

floaty boaty

[smoky spade]

😭

[silk prairie]

its a heli. onto a boat

[spring crystal]

@knotty musk icebreaker out?

[silk prairie]

boom.

[chilly laurel]

FINALLY THERE’S SUCH A FUCKING AWESOME EVENT THAT I CAN’T WAAAAAIT UNTIL I CAN PLAYYYYYY 😭❤️❤️

[native crag]

which gulf?

[rotund brook]

i scrolled up and checked

[harsh zodiac]

so where we transit from hmmmmmh hmhmhmhmmh hm hmhm

[vagrant sequoia]

gulf of finland

[sharp sandal]

Finland.

[austere obsidian]

We are all putting alterion in the brazen bull

[silk prairie]

finland? really?

[sharp sandal]

alterion

[harsh zodiac]

patrick star voice* FINLAND

[silk prairie]

that a real place?

[austere obsidian]

I call him Alterion

[rotund brook]

now youre just making up geological structures

[harsh onyx]

lighthouse heli is transit from the water treatment

[austere obsidian]

FINLAND MENTIONED RAGHHHHH

[knotty musk]

@surreal moth i await geons agreement to this plan

[harsh zodiac]

its the pyramids of finland actually

[rotund brook]

ok cesmo

[smoky spade]

Can’t wait to get armpitted by ai on icebreaker

[vagrant sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapper-yapping-man-old-guy-yapping-keep-yapping-gif-16586719177455162521

[austere obsidian]

English three stack from hell

Butch, I have a proposition

[knotty musk]

what

[vagrant sequoia]

Dont you dare call fed english

[rotund brook]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-sit-on-the-chair-that-makes-me-yap-yakuza-gaiden-like-a-dragon-pirate-yakuza-in-hawaii-hawaii-yakuza-hawai-majima-gif-1875002789278146677

[sharp sandal]

Fed isn't english.

[rotund brook]

fed is english now

[native crag]

underwhelming patch notes but whatever, im time to sleep

[gray compass]

why did the ice break who sat on it

[surreal moth]

i’m a proper chap now innit

[knotty musk]

🥀

[silk prairie]

praying for viinex with his 100 golden star balms

[sharp sandal]

colonel

he's quite fat

[strong spear]

o-o

[austere obsidian]

£5 when we are in the same match next time, I won’t kill you for once and I get to knife geon if you flash him

[strong spear]

Proof?

[drifting magnet]

Do that again and I speak

[silk prairie]

rappor

[chilly laurel]

Are we really going to use transits to get to that icebreaker now?

[solid trout]

Fuck me Muhawi been busy all morning on the wiki

[gray compass]

i think it was kaban

[unique agate]

Whos ready for icebreaker

[harsh zodiac]

give us all gif permitionnnnnn

[silk prairie]

repost in #eft-announcements

dude thinks hes first 😂

[rotund brook]

this would go badly

[subtle forum]

damn...ice breaker isnt a PvP map 🙁

[surreal moth]

oh no he’s gonna speak a chinese get out ye scallywag

[coarse stream]

yea probably

[dusty perch]

Fr gif permission is a must

[vagrant sequoia]

I broke it because I was performing the boom dakka boom dakka on ya mudda

[austere obsidian]

you can trust me :)

[surreal moth]

wait i might be acting like a pirate

[harsh zodiac]

who is this gene fellow

[torpid flower]

wait

[chilly laurel]

[torpid flower]

icebreaker is here?

[unique agate]

Tbh i wasnt expecting long downtime, i thought the patch a few days ago added icebreaker and that theyre just gonna flip the switch

[sharp sandal]

is that some ancient tribe ritual from my people?

[harsh zodiac]

yeah hop on go play

[surreal moth]

wait icebreaker is a ship do we get pirate cosplay items????

[vagrant sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

[torpid flower]

[surreal moth]

where’s my peg leg outfit

[silk prairie]

there be treasure

[unique agate]

You already have bigpipes bandana

[formal abyss]

Ez PVE event for pvp player

[solid trout]

That an actual question? Only ask because I've seen people actually ask that

[sharp sandal]

[echo belfry]

This is gonna be so peak

[knotty musk]

that is a cool video

[harsh zodiac]

ahahah the update accounts name is Ginematic i kid i kid

[strong spear]

WHITE SMOKE GRENADES COMING TO TARKOV 🔥

[solid trout]

Me bringing a bolt action to icebreaker knowing full well it's a CQC map

[austere obsidian]

i’m gonna solo icebreaker with the RSH12

[sharp sandal]

Im gonna solo your mom

[harsh zodiac]

OOOOOOO

[echo belfry]

First time I've been I've been excited for an event for awhile

[silk prairie]

gotta keep yourself on your toes for pmcs amirite

[faint lintel]

Yall reckon theres gonna be requirement to play the map like Labs?

[gray compass]

the goat

[onyx summit]

I have a crazy question will the entry on icebreaker be free?

[rotund brook]

ayo

[woeful steppe]

its a pve event, groups of 3 vs ai

[surreal moth]

i’m going to collect all thee riches from icebreaker

[rotund brook]

cesmo you gotta calm down

[drifting magnet]

ITS KOREAN

[surreal moth]

arggg

[strong spear]

lmfao

[kindred lichen]

OOO

[tacit pumice]

What is BEAR Slavianka customization sets ?

[kindred lichen]

TRAILER LOOKING FIRE

[silk prairie]

thats what the pmcs want you to think

thats all BEAR propaganda

[onyx summit]

i think it'll be like labyrinth

[austere obsidian]

was that at least a decent counter

[strong spear]

Not bad

If it was good enough to get removed then not bad lmao

[hushed dust]

not yet

[coarse stream]

that shit wouldve been datamined immediately

[pulsar gust]

has the patch been released anyone have a graphics card to balance cpu load very curious about this

[spring crystal]

Anyone know how to unlock icebreaker event?

[rotund brook]

no a better counter would be "i need to use the restroom"

[silk prairie]

5 hours twin

[austere obsidian]

Thank you Alterion

[solid trout]

I really hope they fix clothing selection this update I want to wear arctic black to icebreaker

[surreal moth]

i sanction the unruly as i private i live by only one code

[pulsar gust]

honestly more excited for gpu/cpu balance load than icebreaker at this point

[surreal moth]

the black bart articles

[austere obsidian]

I’m gonna use the cat o 9 tails on you

[silk prairie]

i wish tarbank was real

[pulsar gust]

i wish they said what the minimum cards you need to use that feature is

[drifting magnet]

AUGHHH MY STOMACH

[silk prairie]

we'll know in 5 hours

[surreal moth]

oi matey you’ve got the scurvy it seems

[rotund brook]

english only please

[vocal cedar]

lmao

[drifting magnet]

Arggg

[solid trout]

Every 5 minutes you have to eat a lemon or take scurvy damage

[pulsar gust]

i dont think we well i imagine itll either be a certain amount of vram or generation which will take hours to figure out out

[surreal moth]

i’m taking over this ship! 🗡️ i’ll make ye walk the plank!

[onyx summit]

[surreal moth]

i laughed

[austere obsidian]

I’m gonna feed you to the sharks

[jagged mantle]

when did it start updating boys

[craggy moon]

did patch start?

[surreal moth]

yes guys

the patch has started if you read #eft-announcements

[rotund brook]

you best be careful englishman

[knotty musk]

Can't wait for the trio later fed

[austere obsidian]

Literally the worst thing you can call someone

[surreal moth]

why do you think i need so much convincing im not geon

[rotund brook]

this is ominous

[knotty musk]

Idk if geon will even be on

[surreal moth]

you say bark i say meow

[vagrant sequoia]

He'll have football at 7 as usual

[austere obsidian]

Anything to do with tarkov is ominous for you after last time

[austere obsidian]

You barked for meds

[surreal moth]

colonel is about on par with geon that will do for a replacement

[vagrant sequoia]

Wait

Fed is barking for butch

Sus

[knotty musk]

Wha

[solid trout]

Hey! It's my job to say meow! Stay in your lane!

[surreal moth]

LEAVE

[knotty musk]

I do not want a discord kitten or puppy

[surreal moth]

this is what i get for staying up past my bedtime

[knotty musk]

Get out of here

[vagrant sequoia]

Fed is Butches confirmed discord puppy

[austere obsidian]

You ARE the discord kitten buddy

[solid trout]

meow

[vagrant sequoia]

Let it be known

[knotty musk]

No

[surreal moth]

cRAYZY

[knotty musk]

I do not accept these allegations

[austere obsidian]

we are all calling butch a puppy now

[warped atlas]

butch back to red

[vagrant sequoia]

Yeah im defo killing you if we play today

[knotty musk]

Yes as I secured all of my shit

[surreal moth]

[austere obsidian]

pulling a coxxy is crazy

[vagrant sequoia]

nah mine will be intentional

[surreal moth]

i killed bandana on accident while extracting from labys by smacking him in the head with a giant sword

[knotty musk]

Bandana

[strange marsh]

Anyone have a pic of the new clothing??

[surreal moth]

i couldn’t contain the inner pirate

[austere obsidian]

the way he’s team killed me before has to be intentional

[knotty musk]

Scroll up in #screenshots

[vagrant sequoia]

Im 1000% magdumping the guy

[surreal moth]

don’t look at this #eft-chat message

[solid trout]

I almost replied to that with some heinous shit I'm going to bed

[austere obsidian]

how much for me to put a hit on Fed

[strange marsh]

ty

[vagrant sequoia]

Completely free

Actually

[knotty musk]

Colonel the type of guy to intentionally teamkill someone and ban them before they can report

[vagrant sequoia]

These lot fucking hide in a different server now so

[austere obsidian]

two hits on fed please

[cold brook]

“Increased chance of death after injecting Obdolbos 1 to 33%” what are they plotting bro 😭

[surreal moth]

idk he kinda knows ball

[vagrant sequoia]

I call it pure cowardice

[vagrant sequoia]

I do it, handle the modmail ticket and deny it

[austere obsidian]

russian roulette

[cold brook]

I had this exact thing happen but it was a kick instead of a ban

[vagrant sequoia]

then when they complain in chat, I ban for mod action discussion

[surreal moth]

it’s genius

evil genius

[knotty musk]

300 iq

[solid trout]

"Discuss this."
Bans

[vagrant sequoia]

If they arent hiding in other servers, I'll try my best

@surreal moth you're on notice

[wheat stump]

nikita where pkm parts promised

[warped atlas]

one day curse of ra will get you for your evil ways

[vagrant sequoia]

Somoene put a hit on you

[surreal moth]

interesting

i’m ready for PvE resident evil icebreaker

[knotty musk]

Federal offenders, ex communicado

[surreal moth]

don’t talk to me you’re out of the stack i need like 10k hr + players protecting me

[solid trout]

guys important question, do I drink the apple juice in the minifridge next to me, or move my fat ass out to the kitchen and nick the choccy milk instead

[austere obsidian]

bro pulling a geon

[vagrant sequoia]

both

[austere obsidian]

🙏😭

[surreal moth]

chocolate apple juice

[vagrant sequoia]

The real question is

@knotty musk Who's better Geon or Fed

[solid trout]

What is this, Casualties Unknown?

[vocal cedar]

i met 14k hours guy yesterday on Interchange

[surreal moth]

that’s an evil question he cannot win

[knotty musk]

Better player or better friend

[vagrant sequoia]

Yes

[knotty musk]

Or just better in general

[vagrant sequoia]

All im saying is

[silk prairie]

Mix them both and have a horrible time

[vagrant sequoia]

Geon locks the fuck in when needed

[knotty musk]

Geon is by far the better teammate

Hes actually decent at the game

Just larps as a moron

[cold brook]

Geon

What kind of question is that

[wheat stump]

yeah why have we had pkm parts delayed so hard

[vagrant sequoia]

poor fed

[wheat stump]

like, actually why has everything around lmg's been delayed...?

[knotty musk]

Fed is a better friend I think

[wheat stump]

"next update" rpd parts came about a year later with 1.0 content

[cold brook]

I have never had an interaction in any game I’ve played with fed where him being there has been a net positive for me 😭

[vocal cedar]

bipods are still broken

[wheat stump]

mxlr came from 2017

[surreal moth]

i physically stood in front of geon today taking ps12B rounds as he was loading in protect him from a spawn pusher

i’m willing to go all the way

[unique agate]

Whoever pinged me the message is lost in this sea of messages sorry

[pulsar gust]

wow u mean the thing where u spawn in early compared to other people love that

[cold brook]

You’re meant to kill the assailant not let them shoot you

[pulsar gust]

tarkov really is pay to play

[surreal moth]

he was a billion miles away and i had an sro on a short barrel m4

that was NEVER happening

[unique agate]

I mean you gotta pay to buy the game

[vagrant sequoia]

Okay

I think its time to play lego batman

[cold brook]

What map where you on that you thought a short m4 with an sro was appropriate

[surreal moth]

we spawn in expo on streets

[cold brook]

Bros 10 years old

[surreal moth]

i’ll call it mid barrel

it was the your ex m4

[cold brook]

Tbf, of all the maps you could’ve been on, that’s the one that makes the most sense

I’ll allow it, case dismissed

[surreal moth]

and it worked wonderfully for dandy’s

[vagrant sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dont-care-didnt-ask-didnt-ask-i-didnt-ask-gif-25429803

[surreal moth]

i helped geon get like 8 tasks done

[serene oar]

did they add how much meeters from extract you are cant check patch notes

[surreal moth]

lego games are underrated because ppl think they’re for kids

[civic widget]

Upstanding citizen, well done.

[cold brook]

Lowk which one tho

[surreal moth]

thank you 🙏🏻

[vagrant sequoia]

the new one

[serene oar]

did they add how much meeters from extract you are cant check patch notes

[warped atlas]

wtf u mean its for kids ? biggest bracked of buyers for legos are from 24-45

[lilac basin]

Where is the vegetation rework that was on the roadmap for this patch boys ?

[warped atlas]

legos is milenial AF

[cold brook]

I remember playing one on my ps2 back in the day and it was kinda gas. They’re still making those?

[surreal moth]

i have like 16k in legos minimum you don’t need to tell me

i’m an addict

[cold brook]

Fed 😭

[serene oar]

did they add how much meeters from extract you are cant check patch notes

[vocal cedar]

you can read it in the discord channel ban letter

[serene oar]

ban letter?

[tawny berry]

its probably still ongoing

[surreal moth]

mamazing

[rigid zephyr]

Unheard getting access to icebreaker without needing the 25 tasks is fake news, right??

[manic steppe]

who up breaking they ice

[vagrant sequoia]

Yep

[tawny berry]

they have different vegetation for every season now so i assume they will do it over the course of the seasons

[vocal cedar]

notification

[surreal moth]

literally who said that

i mean that would be a major W

[cold brook]

Finish the game and let me know how you rate it out of 10

[vocal cedar]

discord was the only way to find out what have been changed 6 years ago

[keen mango]

BATMAN

[rigid zephyr]

It's online no idea where it came from, seen it twice now

[cold brook]

Where did you hear that bullshit 😭

[knotty musk]

Batman needs a 2070 with medium graphics and frame gen to get 60 fps btw

[warped atlas]

its worse then 40k endless hole

[austere obsidian]

Fed is barking at me @knotty musk

put it down

[rigid zephyr]

I asked ai lol no idea where it got it from some other b's online source. Could you imagine

[knotty musk]

I cant because he's coming icebreaker later

[surreal moth]

W

[austere obsidian]

you should send him to the pound right after

[surreal moth]

butch is a wonderful human

[wild plaza]

"I asked AI" 😭 even AI slandering Unheard players

[surreal moth]

the human side

[austere obsidian]

why did i misread that as woman

[surreal moth]

is

[rustic wave]

yo, will gas masks work for icebreaker cuz my ahh aint paying 10 million for 1 usage of goldenstar or something on flea

[knotty musk]

Lovely day

[cold brook]

You’re lying

[bright sequoia]

New codes??

[austere obsidian]

use jack daniels or vodka or whatever iirc

[knotty musk]

Im not

[cold brook]

Why are we asking ai bro 😭

[surreal moth]

remember when i said butch was like a more posh coxxy i still mean it

[rigid zephyr]

I read it and said to myself, "if" this is true, I'd uninstall, hopefully where ai sourced it, it's bollox

[rigid zephyr]

I asked how we access, ai is good at looking for leaks etc

[cold brook]

Definitely not 😭

[surreal moth]

stay in that too long and you might get a free house

is that too far

[sly topaz]

Its not 💀

[wild plaza]

i didnt even know you had to do tasks to get on the ship tbh

[sly topaz]

It searches every single forum, post, website for leaks. 90% of them unreliable

[sly topaz]

I assume you will its a story task

Which is waht I like

[rigid zephyr]

Wym it goes through the entire internet, doesn't mean it's true, but it does find the stuff lol

[wild plaza]

which means 0xp from it

which is just ARGH

[rigid zephyr]

Now we know it's a new story

[upbeat yarrow]

So, do you need to finish this new story task to get savior? lol

[rigid zephyr]

Maybe an achievement tho

[upbeat yarrow]

More work.

[sly topaz]

No

[wild plaza]

im not getting off my standard account for more XP nikita i been on standard since 2019 and im not upgrading

[sly topaz]

its an event story

[sly topaz]

honestly w

[past hare]

this ice... is breaking,..

[odd oak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-fur-white-fur-jump-jumping-to-viewer-gif-7745866139681709472

[surreal moth]

new story task 🚨

[undone patio]

Chad

[knotty musk]

So did you agree to the terms

If so then w friend

[rigid zephyr]

Interesting that you won't load in with randoms, teams assemble

[sacred saddle]

I wouldn't be able to tolerate the slightly less stash space personally

How would i hoard on a standard account

[sly topaz]

if you grind enough you cna upgrade it

But imo its way overpriced

[past hare]

cries in wrong size of wd-40

fuck i remembered i DID get the correct size, but the ONE time i play the game in a month the servers literally crashed and wiped my loot

[sacred saddle]

The in-game upgrade or the big boy edition store upgrade? that could apply to either lol

[knotty musk]

This is BAD

[obtuse mountain]

double the required xp -> add paid xp modifiers -> profit

[sacred saddle]

49% humidity kill me

[past hare]

can't belive extracting as a scav genuinely crashed the servers somehow

[sacred saddle]

its only 9am

[rigid zephyr]

It was sweaty as fuck yesterday

[knotty musk]

Im working outside bruh

Im gonna die

[timber citrus]

It's 4am

:)

[sly topaz]

Bro you think 49 is bad. Try 68

💀

[knotty musk]

Its 6 degrees hotter than yesterday and yesterday was like 63%

[sly topaz]

And its only 21 here

[sacred saddle]

it got up to 70+ here last year, i'm not sure how we survived

[rigid zephyr]

Thank god for my ceiling fans

[wild plaza]

yeah nah id rather uninstall the game than buy unheard for the 20% xp buff we used to have pre 1.0

[sacred saddle]

I am not acclimated to this bullshit "Sun" thing

[keen mango]

What is this update bro

[sly topaz]

It was 82 this morning

[keen mango]

No vegetation rework??

[knotty musk]

Im fucking walking around outside all day changing bins and litter picking

[sacred saddle]

The horror

[sly topaz]

why wopuld they include that in an event?

[vocal cedar]

10-15 km/h wind do you live at a coastline?

[keen mango]

It's in the roadmap

[rigid zephyr]

You gotta be south England at those temps, hope your pc has good cooling

[surreal moth]

i said YES omg you keep asking like i’m hard to convince

[knotty musk]

I couldn't be further from a coastline

[sacred saddle]

I bet you're gonna have to deal with wasps

[austere obsidian]

Fed has a thing for the Bear pmcs

[sacred saddle]

The only thing that can make a day like this worse

[knotty musk]

Nope I'm north east

[sly topaz]

Not for this version

[surreal moth]

and if geon falls through we have the backup guy

[keen mango]

??roadmap

[reef condor]

Preliminary roadmap for #EscapefromTarkov for the first half of 2026. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521645013277474826/1473640144665051311/Roadmap_for_the_first_half_of_2026.jpg?ex=69a81555&is=69a6c3d5&hm=0cbca04fb0f3dbd07596f02014386eadecf210c6d4549dfbad59facab7d1e157&

[austere obsidian]

too close to me

[rigid zephyr]

I'm lancs, I'll check my temps

[austere obsidian]

I’m back in the UK soon

[sacred saddle]

I'm in london, i can already feel todays exhaust fumes congeal in the air

[subtle swallow]

They didn't talk about it in the last tarkovTV. Not a word. I think this there are problems.

[sly topaz]

They wouldnt do it for icebreaker. probably will be in the next few versions

[knotty musk]

Its gonna be 34 in london today and 35 tomorrow. I would not want to be my gf rn

[wild plaza]

BSG roadmap hahaha lol lmao

[keen mango]

They never do fun shit like that

[sly topaz]

Maybe 1.0.5.2? or smth idk

[keen mango]

Fucking sucks

[wild plaza]

still waiting for those guns they promised pre covid lmao

[keen mango]

Worse update OAT

[vernal barn]

AI map??

damn bruh

[wild plaza]

wheres my scorpion evo nikita you said CZ guns were in the works

[hushed ravine]

whys that?

[rigid zephyr]

30s midday today, not even sure how I'll game in that temp, hate it

[knotty musk]

Its gonna be so bad dude

[keen mango]

No vegetation rework at all

[austere obsidian]

From the cellar ofc

[wild plaza]

#1 vegetation lover

[hushed ravine]

checks out

[vernal barn]

is something wrong witht the veggies

[sly topaz]

he means the grass and stuff

[rigid zephyr]

Barely any English houses have cellers or basement, we cooked

[keen mango]

Don't worry guys they changed the most important thing

Increased chance of death after injecting Obdolbos 1 to 33%;

[vernal barn]

lmao

[rigid zephyr]

We need to get creative

[knotty musk]

I sure hope no one shits on the ground at work today

[wild plaza]

english heatwave i used to just put my pc right by the window and swing it all the way open

mildly annoying bugs > heat stroke

[sacred saddle]

i just checked, its fuckin 76% humidity here. I may not last until icebreaker

[knotty musk]

Its gonna be cooler by the time I'm home from work lmao I'm back at 6ish

[knotty musk]

Youre dead buddy sorry

[austere obsidian]

Tbf, when we had the heatwave a year back in the east midlands I just had ice everywhere in my dorm

[surreal moth]

i need sleep or else i won’t perform as intended tomorrow

[rigid zephyr]

If I open my front and back door, I get a wind tunnel going, that's my trick

[sacred saddle]

Every year i tell myself "I should buy an air conditioner" and then forget about it for the 355 days of the year where sun doesn't exist

[wild plaza]

in 2021 i had a bag of peas over my laptop hwile i wasn on tarkov

[austere obsidian]

performance anxiety at 27 is crazy

[sacred saddle]

I'm debating putting the sprinklers on and just laying down under them

[solid trout]

I used to put mine in the fridge whenever I had it doing somethingo n it's own.

[knotty musk]

I cut myself on a broken toilet seat yesterday guys will my finger fall off soob

[rigid zephyr]

Saying 3 to 6ish is the hottest time for me

[vocal cedar]

ACs are lame. You have to fix them all the time

[austere obsidian]

hopefully it’s not infected

[neat grail]

??codes

[reef condor]

Redeem your goodies → https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/promo/activate (Or launcher → your name → activate code)
Main game:
SBEUKOMAR | SCAVYBOI | GOONSQUAD | LIGHTSOUT | PAY2WIN | ELVISVISTA | INEEDSPACE
Arena:
MxgicFPSApr26

[sacred saddle]

its ok i'm in england i only need them to work for about 7 days of the year

[timber citrus]

I assume arena is down?

[surreal moth]

bro is gonna have gangrene

[neat grail]

any new codes?

[fickle kite]

??patchnotes

[reef condor]

Patch 1.0.2.0 patch notes: https://x.com/tarkov/status/2021117719521669631

[knotty musk]

Not that I know of

[undone patio]

Real, me with 2 hours of sleep, dehydration and emotional distress rocking on BD in IceBreaker

[solid trout]

shouldnt be

[undone patio]

[solid trout]

God this command is so far behind @knotty musk

[austere obsidian]

they’re adding me to ice breaker

[solid trout]

We're on 1.0.5.0 😭

[rigid zephyr]

Desk fans coming out today

[vocal cedar]

the amount of work invested to install one is not worth it imo

[sacred saddle]

I'm gonna lure you into hallways and bully you with a rsh12