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keen mango
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He wasn’t asking for bsg?

knotty musk
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he was

keen mango
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He said channel

knotty musk
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because he thinks there is account support in the discord

dusky mason
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He said he had problems with his in game purchases

keen mango
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He’s a seasoned merchant I’d assume he knew more

dusky mason
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BAHHA

keen mango
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My bad very tired

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watching 3 people with 3 different version of homie's stories

keen mango
dusky mason
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✌🏻💔

keen mango
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What even is that role

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dusky mason
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Bsg opened a trading zone since flea was disabled

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You could recommend people and give thumbs up shit like that

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oh I thought he meant my tag lol

dusky mason
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Seasoned merchant role is from this era

keen mango
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Ah

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I didn’t realize

dusky mason
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Youngsters 😔

keen mango
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No I was here during it

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I just didn’t pay attention

dusky mason
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Me neither tbh

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They just made a big ass everyone so I saw it

keen mango
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Fair

quiet salmon
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@surreal moth they got the power brainrot

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dusky mason
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67

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Labubu 67

vagrant nova
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676767

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i cant access network provider part 1 cuz i have 0.4 fence rep 🥀

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keen mango
knotty musk
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youve already done network provider viinex

neat leaf
knotty musk
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if youve spoken to lightkeeper

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vagrant nova
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it still says "gain access to lightkeeper" tho

sharp thicket
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Anyone looking to run terminal and want to do it in a group

vagrant nova
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i just spoke to him

knotty musk
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finish getting acquainted

vagrant nova
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ohh youre right

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i forgot to hand in the flash drive oof

neat leaf
keen mango
neat leaf
keen mango
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Lmao this is funny

unique agate
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do i go labs to kill 6 raiders for assessment

dusky mason
unique agate
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or do i snipe on woods

neat leaf
dusky mason
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You can't snip raiders on woods

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Oh

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Sorry am dumb

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Just go do assesment

vagrant nova
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unique agate
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im sniping on woods mostly for fun but right now im doing it for the 20 100 meter headshots

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10/10 classism

neat leaf
dusky mason
unique agate
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forgot the name of the quest but it unlocks altyn

dusky mason
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They make me go insane on like streets

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Everywhere you can't make a sound

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dusky mason
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Otherwise big ass horde of putrud scav players

neat leaf
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I'd find it more forgivable if you could get dogtags off them

dusky mason
chrome token
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you mean free loot boxes?

neat leaf
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or ears or organs or something

dusky mason
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Organ trade with therapist

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chrome token
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surely she could make use

dusky mason
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I think most people in tarkov would'ave shit kidneys

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With like blue ice and shi

keen mango
dusky mason
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And all the fighting bad living conditions

vital sail
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all the smoke

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but kidney is still a kidney

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better than a completely failing one

dusky mason
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When pmc's enter relax room

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They faill the drug test for a month

vital sail
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i mean with all the stims they abuse

neat leaf
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pve player opening Arena is confirming all my suspicions

sharp sandal
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hey good shit man

keen mango
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Hey xyp

rotund brook
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Xyph is Dutch Nikita btw

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knotty musk
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Got the ones from streets

neat leaf
knotty musk
keen mango
rotund brook
keen mango
sharp sandal
knotty musk
rotund brook
rotund brook
sharp sandal
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Bruh what the fuck lmao.

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Actual silliness.

knotty musk
vagrant nova
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MAI AP on the ak104 tho !!

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cant be to unbalanced

rotund brook
vagrant nova
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bro has ptsd when he hears the words AI

rotund brook
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Altarion Intelligence

keen mango
rotund brook
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I’m gonna play poker

vagrant nova
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u dont know him like i do

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play blackjack

keen mango
rotund brook
keen mango
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You need to rest and sleep

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vital sail
rotund brook
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vital sail
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gotta think outside the box

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wow was the joke that funny

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you can stop laughing now twin

keen mango
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Yikes

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keen mango
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I wish we had free roam

unique agate
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escort on woods done

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(im not finishing it)

fallow crystal
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just now unlocking lighthouse map and already the goons eft_sadbear

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tbc, big pipe and knight? fine. me and bird eye have beef

vital sail
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the easiest

fallow crystal
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thats what i thought but he fucks me everytime

vital sail
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how

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sniping from afar?

vagrant nova
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the only QoL change i want is changing plates in raid without it being a hassle

fallow crystal
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no, he runs up, lays down and gets me and its always a surprise

vital sail
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damn

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guess you dont like surprises

vital sail
vagrant nova
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nope

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its just annoying

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cuz u gotta throw ur ammo on the ground, go to plate modding, throw the plates out, insert new plates

vital sail
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just carry a big backpack

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put it in backpack and do the same shit

solemn junco
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is it just me that has a 'flashlight' effect when walking amongst brush? Like im walking forward and infront of me the brush is highlighted slightly, and following my body movement, and when i walk forward and left/right it also moves exactly to where im walking towards

warped atlas
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if i cant hold g to fix my plates my cod imersion is broken

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also i want to multistack my plates i wanna run around with 10 lvl 6 plates ducktaped across my body

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remove inertia also

royal sinew
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@knotty musk yell at me or sum if u do terminal today

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solo boring

kindred lichen
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goodmorning

kindred lichen
molten trench
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@vagrant nova

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Vii

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I'm sick eft_sadbear

quiet salmon
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@royal sinew shoulda came with

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kindred lichen
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Loot check

quiet salmon
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we had cultists & goons 3 raids in a row

kindred lichen
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bro ive been looking for that fucking preist 5 raids

quiet salmon
kindred lichen
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wat map

quiet salmon
kindred lichen
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no?

solemn junco
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how did goons break

kindred lichen
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everytime goons spawn cultists are there

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idk why

quiet salmon
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If goons 2 bosses exist on the map you have to full kill 1 of the bosses & guards

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and with them existing at the same time it also pushes goon spawns which is super super weird

sweet zephyr
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i need to speak with admin thanks

quiet salmon
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had goons stuck back corner of crack meanwhile there was nothing at fort - was last place I checked and with killing them it spawned cultists close to fort

astral idol
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anyone's audio gotten quieter in the past week for tarkov?

white arch
solemn junco
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i am an admin

sweet zephyr
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for website

solemn junco
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thats me

white arch
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(he is not him)

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But we might be able to help regardless

quiet salmon
solemn junco
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21 and 67 😭 son

molten trench
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0 intellect level

sweet zephyr
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i say the admin is bsg crew

quiet salmon
solemn junco
white arch
quiet salmon
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no yellow names are gonna yap here

white arch
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or in general

quiet salmon
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bsg is actually a shell company

astral idol
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i see that in wiki elite perception skill is Elite level: Loot proximity notification what does that do ?

unique agate
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just had to murder a lvl 6 naked with a pistol because he kept following me even though i told him not to

quiet salmon
astral idol
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😮

white arch
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Probs most useless elite skill of them all

quiet salmon
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Elite perception is a curse because you have 0 clue what the direction of the item is

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You can be standing on it, behind you, to your top, left, right, etc.

solemn junco
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  • bigger circle = harder to find item thats clipped into a bed
quiet salmon
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It is cool for learning Labyrinth spawns though

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so many weird spawns you'll never find unless max perception

astral idol
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ive been using the dot to scan marked rooms

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if the dot is everywhere im cooked XD

vagrant nova
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get well soon!!!

warped atlas
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and go customs night transit factory back

vagrant nova
warped atlas
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u can get 5-8 fast raids in 1 and half hour of play and prolyl few milions

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300k xp

kindred lichen
astral idol
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can i max out my mag drills skill by spamming reloads in factory and extracting when it turns red

kindred lichen
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these dogs never spawn

kindred lichen
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not sure

astral idol
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😮

astral idol
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on night factory

kindred lichen
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yea

modest stream
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How to raise

Performing magazine checks in raid
Loading and unloading magazines in raid
    Including internal magazines like shotgun tubes
Completing the quest Never Too Late To Learn
kindred lichen
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on reserve event

astral idol
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even after the event

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i felt like ive seen bosses alot

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back to back goons on lighthouse

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i mean shore line

quiet salmon
# astral idol can i max out my mag drills skill by spamming reloads in factory and extracting ...

Best way to leveling skills is just learning what passive things you can do to start leveling up - and if it's even applicable (probably isn't if you're prestiging - is if you don't plan on it). All skills eventually enter a level deficit after doing it a few times, which you need to keep notice you have you refrain from doing those actions for 3 minutes in order to start leveling it up again

astral idol
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does prestige reset ur skills?

quiet salmon
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You only keep like 5% of your skills so pretty much

knotty musk
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increasing by 5% each prestige

astral idol
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😮

quiet salmon
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Mag drills is best done just by checking your magazine every 3 minutes, but when you check next there has to be a difference in the mag (either shoot or ctrl + r to action the bolt)

astral idol
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is it better to complete the game first then prestige?

kindred lichen
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am spam giving kerman evidence he js says more more lmao

astral idol
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like main story

quiet salmon
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  • actually packing magazine substantially increases your skill
quiet salmon
keen marsh
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Fuck this game

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I'm happier after not playing for a week

kindred lichen
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yes bro

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uninstall

quiet salmon
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If you know you really really really want to dump hundreds upon hundreds of hours to hit the top prestiges (6 + more when they release more) and want to focus prestige, you could skip story related shit for now

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Or if you really care about story and think it's cool it's not that big of a distraction while working towards prestige

astral idol
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😮 i got this game around the winter event im thinking to complete the game first before prestiging

kindred lichen
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yea same am a steam player 770 hours in tryna get savior

astral idol
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haha i have trouble doing quest cuz it takes too much brain energy sometimes

kindred lichen
astral idol
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sometimes when u get home play this game u dont have the energy to focus quest

astral idol
kindred lichen
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how many hrs u in rn

astral idol
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516

keen mango
kindred lichen
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dang hella nice

astral idol
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but my stash is like 250mil ish i just been farming stuff

kindred lichen
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goodmorning cody

keen mango
vital sail
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lowkey whats the time in the night raids rn

keen mango
vital sail
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so funny cody

keen mango
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Thanks

astral idol
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i liked night raids as a begginer now that i played the game more i enjoy day raids more xD

vital sail
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theres 12 minutes left in my raid and i wanna know if its worth waiting for cultists

keen mango
vital sail
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stop baiting me please bro

astral idol
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its 9

kindred lichen
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check o

keen mango
kindred lichen
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and see time

vital sail
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oh i didnt know it showed that

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21:00

keen mango
kindred lichen
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lmao

vital sail
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9 minutes left

keen mango
kindred lichen
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no cultists for u

astral idol
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do you guys have fov issue with nvgs? i feel like every other nvg restricts my fov except the 4 tube one

vital sail
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dang

kindred lichen
vital sail
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how much is a tarkov day in irl times

keen mango
keen mango
astral idol
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i run an ultrawide so idk if normal aspect ratio also have that issue

vital sail
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cody bro

kindred lichen
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its like that

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thats how shitty nvgs work

vagrant nova
astral idol
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i mean the 2 tubes one

vagrant nova
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where are u getting 24 h from

keen mango
kindred lichen
astral idol
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😮

kindred lichen
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its a feature

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irl nvgs do the same

keen mango
astral idol
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i mean cuz the 2 tubes one look like normal aspect ratio

vagrant nova
vital sail
kindred lichen
astral idol
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so i was thinking if normal aspect ratio run them they basically got full fov in a sense? XD

keen mango
kindred lichen
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gpnvg 2 4 nodes 2 to ur left eye and 2 to ur right

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maximises the usage of those

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blue one are shittier but still have good aspect

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unlike the 1 node

astral idol
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i never ever use the 1 node XD

keen mango
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Just don’t run nvg

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I don’t

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And I have a oled

kindred lichen
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i do thermals

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fun

keen mango
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And I play on -10 brightness

astral idol
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idk nvgs doesnt seem to do that much for me ifeel like i can still see in the dark

kindred lichen
keen mango
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Even my monitor brightness is set to 60

kindred lichen
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its 68k w skier barta

vital sail
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5 minutes left in raid, im at old gas and a dude runs over to train extract but for some reason goes down to the bushes and camps me

burnt flame
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so uhh how much time left for tarkov tv?

vital sail
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couldnt get info on me

kindred lichen
astral idol
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i never really went into the price of nvgs i didnt realise they were less than 100k

kindred lichen
burnt flame
raven mason
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How many hours left until tarkov tv?

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Oh that guy just asked the same question my bad

keen mango
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9am pst

raven mason
timber citrus
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anyone have a glorious mask or antique axe on their scav

astral idol
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imagine they add the new nvg+thermal outline goggles idk if u guys seen those irl

kindred lichen
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i need an emergency obdolbos

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for when i wanna die and not do the raid no mo

vital sail
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emergency puffer fish

kindred lichen
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wait

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what if it doesnt kill me

timber citrus
vagrant nova
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anyone know what the prompt "can you help me with something?" on LK leads to ?

knotty musk
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should be his trading options

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when you unlock them

rigid scaffold
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its not letting me give the blue folders to lkp for keycard (havent bought one since yesterday)

knotty musk
rigid scaffold
knotty musk
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lol

vagrant nova
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LK island has some insane ammo

kindred lichen
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i wna unlock it badly

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but assesment part 1 is aids

vagrant nova
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yes.

neat leaf
royal sinew
calm nest
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Amulet, rogue and zryachiy supporr

acoustic otter
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How rude

calm nest
acoustic otter
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Its the best map lock in man

calm nest
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Still my fav CPT for pushing more kills but the spawn advantage is horrific

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Don’t know what they were thinking

acoustic otter
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Perhaps they weren’t which is why we got peak

calm nest
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Like on upper spawn

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You can have C and B, still spawn C every time

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Second they take A you’re never spawning towards B until you get it

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Can’t take B if they have A because they respawn on top of it and push you faster than you can cap by yourself

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I’ve literally gotten EIGHT kills while capping B and didn’t get the cap down

wise geode
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tarkov

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I barely know her

kindred lichen
wicked rain
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How to get marked key for free

wise geode
kindred lichen
elfin ruin
wicked rain
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I get nails

elfin ruin
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Do it again

wicked rain
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Type shi

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Where r the most jackets

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Probably dorms ig

kindred lichen
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factory scav

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7 jackets

calm nest
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Why would you ruin perfectly good naturals with dumb pieces of metal

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Not a true tagilla lover smh

kindred lichen
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LMAO

vagrant nova
solemn junco
timber citrus
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lmao i get pushed on GZ by a 3 man that know exactly where i am in the corner of a room even though im completely silent. they were voiping on their way to me like what the fuck is this

kindred lichen
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wait gays i have all bogatyr items

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still no network provider

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oh shitting

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fence rep 1 needed

vagrant nova
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bro i shot a team and this fucking idiot shot his teammate LMAO

knotty musk
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lmao

stiff marten
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nice

vagrant nova
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he just turned around and started shooting his teammate 😭

calm nest
vagrant nova
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sadly i didnt get the kill 😭

neat leaf
kindred lichen
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@royal sinew ever since i switched to nae my life got better

royal sinew
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RUW good except certain maps/times

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im currently on one of those certain maps

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@kindred lichen everyone here is omnipotent and its aids

solemn junco
solid grove
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the BTR is so bugged i cant even get out of it or do anything

clear ridge
molten trench
vagrant nova
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pretty good, no scavs on interchange tho eft_sadbear

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hbu ?

woven scaffold
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how do you unlock m386 from mechanic? says its locked behind a task, but cant see anything on the wiki

vagrant nova
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"There is NO purchase option unlock for this round on Mechanic despite the flea market having a listing for it. This is a leftover from the event quest Failed Setup"

woven scaffold
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ah, damn

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ty

austere obsidian
knotty musk
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ill have terminal unlocked today chat

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w

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then i wait for icebreaker

austere obsidian
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W

elfin ruin
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I should probably reinstall the game now to avoid the 1MB/s download time for the entire game when Icebreaker comes

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Oh wait no I have it on Steam nvm we good

knotty musk
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w

elfin ruin
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wButch new username

knotty musk
kindred lichen
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wow gays am getting timegated

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FOR THE 5TH FUCKING

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TIME

glad wadi
elfin ruin
hollow citrus
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You know this labs bullshit, with 200-300 hour players running around like they havent learned other maps should make it pretty obvious if they cheating

kindred lichen
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i actually have a solution for that

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dont do labs

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its not a real map

hollow citrus
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Too bad im end game dont care

timber citrus
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the rats are out today fellas

hollow citrus
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Other maps are stupid

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OH LEMME get one tapped through a cabin from someone i cant see

rigid zephyr
hollow citrus
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Oh lemme go do my ak50 task and die straight through the entire cabin placing the ak50 body

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Just like i did yesterday

kindred lichen
hollow citrus
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to a 200 hr player

timber citrus
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i just died to a person on streets in pharmacy by lexos, bro was just sitting in there like a shitter doing his mp5 kills

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fucking go loot the map bro

hollow citrus
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So to tell me cheating is not rampid rn is crazy.

rigid zephyr
hollow citrus
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I play the game everyday, the cheating is ruining gaming communities in general this shit needa stop.

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Just annoyed

north sinew
hollow citrus
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@rigid zephyr

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NA central

rigid zephyr
hollow citrus
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Only

north sinew
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i play NA West and barely see any cheaters

rotund brook
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Hey eft-chat

hollow citrus
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West has all the eastern users from AU and or china

rotund brook
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It’s morning time now

kindred lichen
hollow citrus
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Im not playing against pingers

rotund brook
north sinew
vagrant nova
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i bought proteinpowder from a website in portugal and they sell whey protein isolate for 19€ and it is 2.5 fucking kilograms like 😭

rigid zephyr
hollow citrus
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I have 2k pmc kills dont think theres a skill issue

timber citrus
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cheaters are definitely bad now, all the casuals quit because they removed the thing that kept this game alive and thats wipes

kindred lichen
acoustic otter
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cheat = no 👍

vagrant nova
hollow citrus
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@timber citrus straight up true

north sinew
timber citrus
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same

hollow citrus
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But thats witch hunting

rotund brook
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Correct.

vagrant nova
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i am evil

acoustic otter
rotund brook
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“All the casuals left because they did something that has so far had not a single effect on the game because a wipe length hasn’t even passed yet”

kindred lichen
rigid zephyr
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the thing that kills the game more than anything is the difficulty curve, nothing can be done about that, wipes offered a chance to try again from start, so any timmy starting main account now has opportunity to start the same time as everyone else on their main account. personally I think there should be a seasonal character half way through a 12month wipe schedule

vagrant nova
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who changed my name 🥀

kindred lichen
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bro

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top 10 most embarrsing moments

rotund brook
vagrant nova
rotund brook
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Also: they are literally adding seasonal characters😭

kindred lichen
neat leaf
rotund brook
kindred lichen
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altarion u gonna let that slide bro

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fight back

vagrant nova
quiet salmon
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😢

vagrant nova
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Bro i am down

rotund brook
kindred lichen
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chud

vagrant nova
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yeah

quiet salmon
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agreed

rotund brook
vagrant nova
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bro is banning innocent people from the server

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also sorry for caps xd

quiet salmon
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if you're banned in this server = you're too funny

kindred lichen
rotund brook
quiet salmon
rotund brook
quiet salmon
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he said nuke france

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😭

vagrant nova
kindred lichen
rotund brook
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Dog mod acting like he doesn’t have the admin role is so funny to me

quiet salmon
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its just I don't want to be on member higher member list for a bit

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don't want to deal with the 50000 scam bots

vagrant nova
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cant believe i am neighbouring france

rotund brook
knotty musk
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im at the top of senior rn

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AMA

acoustic otter
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unc

vagrant nova
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why are u on top of a senior

knotty musk
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bro

vagrant nova
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sorry

kindred lichen
quiet salmon
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elderly abuse

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man

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and you're planning on being a coppa?

vagrant nova
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bro is going to magdump a senior for jaywalking

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or for not paying their tv license

kindred lichen
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theres a tv license?

vagrant nova
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in the uk i think so

kindred lichen
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dang ion even got taxes here

knotty musk
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we dont have guns

vagrant nova
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in germany there is one

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police in the uk dont have guns ?

knotty musk
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no

acoustic otter
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they have special police w gun

kindred lichen
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lame

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wait butchs a police officer?

quiet salmon
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he needs to make sure the crumpet tax is being enforced

knotty musk
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no

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im on stage 2 of the application tho

rotund brook
kindred lichen
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u play tarkov ur NOT GONNA GET ACCEPTED twin

vagrant nova
rotund brook
vagrant nova
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bro

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what does that even mean 😭

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everyone keeps typing that

kindred lichen
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look it up

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Chud

vagrant nova
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lvl 3 respirator bounced off my pbp bruh

topaz patio
cerulean sedge
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How many hours/minutes is TarkovTV from now?

knotty musk
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3 hours

vagrant nova
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i got killed by a dude with a 0.09 kd wtf

topaz patio
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My all time favourite TV licensing video

cerulean sedge
vagrant nova
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he hit me in the neck with quakemaker 🥀

kindred lichen
austere obsidian
kindred lichen
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Ross Mchud

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labyrinth isnt fucking real

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300 hr motherfucker rgos me

rotund brook
brittle perch
neat leaf
#

Cheater on the weekend? That's craaazy

kindred lichen
kindred lichen
brittle perch
#

pin of shame hahaha, better luck next time

austere obsidian
vagrant nova
#

john

#

pls

knotty musk
#

viinex do you have a tv license

#

im gonna have to confiscate your house if not

open robin
#

??codes

reef condorBOT
vagrant nova
#

in germany you have a tv license but you can kinda opt out of it

#

dont have to pay it if youre a student for example

brittle perch
#

looks at dossier sure, sure

knotty musk
#

thats it

#

youre getting banned

#

no loicense

brittle perch
vagrant nova
#

nohw fakin loicense

hot rose
#

what time is tarkov tv today?

knotty musk
#

scaw sam facking gowls engerland

austere obsidian
knotty musk
austere obsidian
#

I own a uh

#

Large wall mounted tablet

hot rose
knotty musk
#

battlestate games yeah

hot rose
#

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

#

thx

vagrant nova
#

Deriwas, fillin'upthemo'uh

#

@rotund brook unpin that btw

#

i demand

austere obsidian
rotund brook
#

Also it was unpinned already I’m not clogging pins just to clown on youeft_PrapKEK

austere obsidian
topaz patio
vagrant nova
#

damn

rotund brook
#

But Larry caneft_PrapKEK

#

This is funny

topaz patio
vagrant nova
#

ahhh

#

stahp

topaz patio
#

it appears as though i violated the sacred "don't clog the pins cunt" rule, i must be stripped of all my roles and banished from this land now

austere obsidian
vagrant nova
#

bro he actually shot me in the neck with QUAKEMAKER and got me

#

i always get shot in the throat when wearing an altyn oof

rotund brook
rustic wave
#

guys, dont know if i should be saying it here(tho its partly about tarkov) should i upgrade my CPU(ryzen 5 5600x) or GPU(3070) first? for tarkov ofc. i also got 16gb ram but im not buying ram in this crisis

austere obsidian
vagrant nova
#

dodge deez

rustic wave
topaz patio
rustic wave
#

not even something like korund to protect ur neck?

austere obsidian
rotund brook
hollow citrus
#

wtf super dry monster

vagrant nova
#

altyn with 6b45 btw

austere obsidian
hollow citrus
#

soounds like power

#

powder

austere obsidian
topaz patio
rustic wave
#

i remember getting ONETAPPED by tagilla while wearing tagilla helmet+ bagariy. he aimed to my thorax with magnum buckshot and onetapped me, like dude...

hollow citrus
#

WAIT RICHARD

#

STRONG HAIRSPRAY

austere obsidian
#

So I gotta make it with the boring ones

topaz patio
#

so i got a 5 pack of 12% ciders, 1 litre of yummy zubrowka, half a litre of elderberry vodka (scrumptious) and a bunch of monstas

topaz patio
hollow citrus
#

ah okay

austere obsidian
#

Is it time to get drunk and play tarkov again

rustic wave
floral edge
#

its 2pm

rotund brook
austere obsidian
topaz patio
floral edge
#

americans

#

☕

topaz patio
#

paid.. 25? euros

rotund brook
#

11:28pm here

vagrant nova
#

bro paid 25 question marks

topaz patio
#

also got some w korean banana bread

austere obsidian
topaz patio
hollow citrus
#

I dont drink really, alcohol is like the number 1 cause of cancer.

vagrant nova
hollow citrus
#

Ppl think its smoking

#

its not

topaz patio
austere obsidian
topaz patio
#

i can buy.. 4? left i think

#

useless junk

#

in a poopoo game

austere obsidian
#

Tarkov is a shit game when i do badly

hollow citrus
#

i played that gambling with ur friends last night that shits is fried

austere obsidian
#

But a wonderful game when I’m on a streak

topaz patio
#

rather play this

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austere obsidian
paper perch
#

I'm in and endless cycle of trying to S-Rank New America and Arena

vagrant nova
#

larry

paper perch
#

Infinite torment

topaz patio
vagrant nova
#

i bought 2500g of protein powder for 19euros

#

will i die ?

topaz patio
#

that's a good deal sir

vagrant nova
#

thats an insane deal here

topaz patio
austere obsidian
vagrant nova
#

1kg is 25euros

topaz patio
#

what kind of protein tho?

austere obsidian
#

whey

vagrant nova
#

whey protein isolate

topaz patio
rotund brook
#

I love rock based protein

#

I get all my protein from eating aquarium rocks

vagrant nova
#

i also got rice and pea protein lmao

#

2kg for 24euros tho

hollow citrus
#

peas are fucking nasty

#

unless they in veggie and beef soup

#

frfr

austere obsidian
rotund brook
topaz patio
#

john

#

join red's VC

#

and tell him he's wrong

hollow citrus
#

LOL

topaz patio
#

peas are amazing

hollow citrus
#

Peas are good in soups

floral edge
#

peas are dogshit goyslop

hollow citrus
#

not by themselves

rotund brook
#

I can’t I’m ignoring that vc

hollow citrus
#

THANK YOU VANILLA

#

GOYSLO

rotund brook
#

Peas are uh. Decent👍

austere obsidian
vagrant nova
#

beans over peas

topaz patio
#

that's it

vagrant nova
#

the pea/rice protein powder tastes pretty good! tasted it rn and its good

topaz patio
#

everything else is dogshit

rotund brook
#

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk

acoustic otter
topaz patio
#

yes but only if you don't skip out on the wasabi and ginger

barren tapir
#

salmon slaps

topaz patio
#

don't want to get those pesky salmon parasites :D

barren tapir
#

we risk it bro that shit so good

topaz patio
#

also

barren tapir
#

mmm microplastics

topaz patio
#

join my loop cowards

floral edge
#

no

hollow citrus
#

Salmon is great

pulsar saffron
#

yo

barren tapir
#

oh also vanilla my audio was set to automatic again, i didnt try a clip but i rolled back the update so imma try it

#

pray ts works for once 😭

rotund brook
vagrant nova
#

man the mp5 sucks so much

#

i need the sr2m back

rotund brook
#

It’ll help you since youll be so preoccupied with your weapon being terrible to take unnecessary risks

topaz patio
#

the lyrics

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rotund brook
topaz patio
knotty musk
#

dont come bay5

image.png
floral edge
#

im larping

topaz patio
sharp sandal
#

hello john and richard

rotund brook
#

Guys I gotta go get on bay5 geons there it’s an easy win

vagrant nova
#

bro is playing arena

rotund brook
topaz patio
sharp sandal
#

no thanks

#

You see, if i do that

#

Nobody can tell if you're talking to me or butch

rotund brook
#

His real name is Qasar

topaz patio
sharp sandal
#

so

#

Okay thats just rude.

neat leaf
topaz patio
#

i call him buh

rotund brook
#

I call everyone here “Greg”

topaz patio
floral edge
neat leaf
topaz patio
floral edge
#

its for ergo

arctic osprey
#

..... i got into the extract with enough time and it still gave me an MIA

#

like it was counting down to the next second on extract timer before raid timer counted down

#

but fade to black and MIA happened first

#

rip

#

woulda made it if it wasnt for last second raiders 🙁

pallid talon
#

Tarktv is in like an hour and half right?

tawny berry
#

i think so

austere obsidian
shy drift
#

we need arena MVP music for rounds like cs

#

🙏

austere obsidian
#

no we don’t

rotund brook
floral edge
#

!reminder 13m airfryer

reef condorBOT
#

✅ I will remind you in 13 minutes at May 8, 2026 at 13:54 UTC

topaz patio
floral edge
#

and fries

topaz patio
#

shit that reminds me, i've a whole bag of sweet potato chips downstairs

floral edge
#

id cook myself but i cant be bothered as my muscles are still recovering

#

i tried sweet potato fries for the first time about 2 weeks ago

#

abyssmal dogshit

topaz patio
#

wait hold up

#

were they mushy?

floral edge
#

i dont know man its a bag of fries that went in the air fryer

cold brook
floral edge
#

tasted like shit

cold brook
austere obsidian
floral edge
#

i have my own gym in the garage

austere obsidian
#

W

cold brook
#

Bro overdid it

topaz patio
#

i'd recommend trying it again but instead frying them in lard.
low temp, halfway thru take them out and let them cool off

#

then fry again

floral edge
#

how about this

topaz patio
#

that way they remain mushy on the inside, crunchy outside

floral edge
#

im gonna give you a hint as to why i didnt like them

#

its in their name

austere obsidian
#

french?

topaz patio
#

po-ta-toes?

floral edge
#

poor bait

topaz patio
#

gngngngn no idiot sweet gngngngng

topaz patio
cold brook
#

Sweet potato bangs so fucking hard

topaz patio
#

you should know by now, dear friend
i don't do baits

glad wadi
#

great heights part 3 done in 2 games

#

simple as

knotty musk
#

Sweet potato chips can be good

cold brook
#

It’s so good I can just get a whole fucking sweet potato cooked from the convenience store downstairs

#

For like £2

topaz patio
#

idk man i just get a big pot, kilo of lard goes in it
medium heat
in the po-ta-toes
halfway out
10m
in again

#

enjoy

pallid talon
topaz patio
#

easiest shizz ever

cold brook
pallid talon
cold brook
#

Wdym bro

#

They said what timezone it is in the announcement 😭

pallid talon
#

Bc it’s in an hour and 15 for me…

#

5pm bst is 10am cst

sharp sandal
#

@surreal moth geon says he loves you

reef condorBOT
#

Reminder for @floral edge: airfryer
Set <t:1778247699:R>

knotty musk
#

beautiful

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vagrant nova
#

why to ref tho lmao

#

since when does he accept guns

neat leaf
knotty musk
#

ive got kappa already

neat leaf
#

p6 soon then

knotty musk
#

i just have story left

#

and im 1 step from terminal

barren tapir
#

nah sell those g28 and sr25s

#

maybe not g28 ts is satisfying lowkey

vagrant nova
#

do yall think i could kill zryachi with the blue flare ? lmao

barren tapir
#

probs not

pallid talon
barren tapir
#

most bosses dont die to one nade so youll need 2 on him

#

but would that ruin ur dongle

vagrant nova
barren tapir
#

or would he die a natural death

pallid talon
barren tapir
#

bring 2 blue flares

#

try it

pallid talon
#

Bring 5

barren tapir
#

i mean u can loot him and extract with his shit

#

his balaclava is drippy af

pallid talon
#

If you kill Zryachiy in a raid and it resets your dspt are the claymores active or can you still go to the island?

barren tapir
#

i think the claymores will get u

#

idk for sure tho

harsh shell
#

W opinions

barren tapir
white dagger
#

Is the wipes gone?

knotty musk
#

yes

#

on our current characters

obsidian zephyr
#

??codes

reef condorBOT
white dagger
stray yew
#

why are there airdrops legit every raid?

rotund brook
#

And then they did

stray yew
#

Nakita is actually my dad he wouldn't listen to me

knotty musk
wicked rain
#

I’m on jacket 87 no marked key

#

Method might be a bust

stray yew
#

Oh shit really no wipes?? might actually be able to get kappa

vagrant nova
#

big ahh case in the special slot

white dagger
#

what character are you talking about

#

is there a new character in the game?

knotty musk
#

this year yes

#

not right now

hardy sail
#

New Pmc char you will get with seasonal.

stray yew
#

so one perma character, one wipe character, and one pve perma character

hardy sail
#

Yes

#

Also we get extra stuff for being high prestige/achievements

#

Vice-versa

neat leaf
hardy sail
#

I am p2 Im happy

white dagger
#

but whats the point of playing with pmc char that gets wiped?

#

if you already have one who does not

hardy sail
#

Whybwould you play perma lol

neat leaf
#

and i am happy for you lol

hardy sail
#

Its boring

stray yew
#

how about optimization for the game is that coming this year lmao

hardy sail
#

Perma char is pve essentially

neat leaf
#

Game is running great

hardy sail
#

Do you guys think its gonna be a different lol

neat leaf
hardy sail
#

After first 2 weeks of perma char, econ will be borked like pve

vagrant nova
#

dude wtf

hardy sail
#

And whats the point of pvping if nothing makes any value

vagrant nova
#

someone just shot me on LK island ?

#

can i kill him ?

hardy sail
#

No

neat leaf
#

Can is the ability to do

hardy sail
#

No u cant u still get shot iirc

vagrant nova
#

bruh

neat leaf
hardy sail
#

U just suicide there its all good he cant get out

hardy sail
#

U can shoot him but you will get shot too

neat leaf
#

If you let yourself bleed out he'll get banned too

hardy sail
#

He cant get out for sure

stray yew
hardy sail
neat leaf
#

as long as you die on the island before he leaves

hardy sail
#

U can f1 yourself

vagrant nova
#

he is in the marked room rn

hardy sail
#

It will count as the guys kill

neat leaf
#

yeet yourself off a building if you're not bleeding

hardy sail
#

Yeye just literally jump off cliff

neat leaf
#

and he will get banned lol

vagrant nova
#

he is watching the exit

hardy sail
#

Wdym

#

Is he outside of the area Ö

vagrant nova
#

like the exit to the bridge

#

where the claymores are

hardy sail
#

Then he wont get shot or get killed

neat leaf
#

Why wouldn't they be able to do that?

hardy sail
#

He is not inside the perimeter

vagrant nova
#

he is in the marked room tho

#

like outside of it

pallid talon
#

If he’s on the other side of the bridge where that gate is it’s free game

hardy sail
#

Mfer u confuse me

neat leaf
#

dude

hardy sail
#

HE IS IN ISLAND?

vagrant nova
#

YES

neat leaf
#

He can't be off the island and in the marked room

pallid talon
#

If he’s past that gate not free game

hardy sail
vagrant nova
#

😭 sorri

hardy sail
#

He is in island right

neat leaf
#

omfg

hardy sail
#

Great get shot by him. Get killed or bleed out so he will be banned off from island

vagrant nova
#

yea he killed me

hardy sail
#

Good job. He cant get out lmao

vagrant nova
#

lmfao get fucked stupid

neat leaf
#

if he's on the island make your pmc not be alive, if he's not, shoot him

vagrant nova
#

LMFAO HE DIED

hardy sail
pallid talon
#

Don’t you have to turn in like 5 fir svds and shit then?

neat leaf
#

automod is fucking dumb

hardy sail
#

Well yeah u get shot by guards instantly

vagrant nova
#

i inspected his character and he is naked lmao

wicked rain
#

Tagilla just pulped someone in the room over

hardy sail
#

Well I shot people there aswell cuz I was bored

#

Its not that hard to get lk access anyway

#

Takes 3 quests

barren tapir
#

i hope they ban player scavs in the next update 💪

neat leaf
vagrant nova
#

sadly i had 60 M61 on me eft_sadbear

wicked rain
#

How r u getting slimed by player scavs

barren tapir
#

bc they looting my kills

neat leaf
hardy sail
#

Agreed

wicked rain
#

Watch the body

barren tapir
#

i killed a 4 man stashed my buddies gear came back to the bodies

#

mai ap

hardy sail
barren tapir
#

player scav

vagrant nova
#

will my stuff go MIA tho since i died on the island?

wicked rain
#

Then die ig

#

Lol

neat leaf
hardy sail
#

Im sorry for murdering entire lobby and coming back to my kills to see psavs stole it

nimble sun
#

Yo did tarkovtv happen yet

hardy sail
#

Its annoying

neat leaf
#

Did someone steal this guys account?

sharp sandal
#

Not yet @nimble sun

nimble sun
#

Thx

sharp sandal
hardy sail
sharp sandal
#

I believe an 1 hour announcement/alert should appear before it starts.

barren tapir
#

well its also on reserve ad thats player scav heaven

hardy sail
barren tapir
#

i just hate player scavs they got nothing to lose and they all play like rats

wicked rain
#

Mf’s know the solution to their problem but wanna blame some mechanic

barren tapir
#

i mean they got less gear which is why they r probs ratting

#

but still

hardy sail
#

I believe scav timer is too low, pscavs should be random mapped and late into the raid

arctic osprey
#

are the doors at residential unpennable?

#

on labs?

wicked rain
#

Watch your kill or let it get ate up it’s not complicated

barren tapir
#

mfs should just run their pmcs instead of scaving joeshock

knotty musk
#

w marked rooms

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hardy sail
wicked rain
#

Mfs should play the game how I want them too

hardy sail
wicked rain
#

Ahh comment

hardy sail
#

Bro is a scav and a rat.

#

Bro doesnt comprehend pvp

barren tapir
#

removed p scavs from factory and the flow and the mini event felt so much better