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Honestly I've been saying "zombies" a lot but skeletons are probably superior in most scenarios
So basically, a corpse is first stripped down to the bones, then reanimated?
Can probably just throw the naked corpse in a maggot bath to accelerate the process I suppose. Maggot farms would be used to support the undead industry...
Grave clerics would be horrified
Damn... Now that I think about it, as long as you're not prone to disgust, working in such a maggot farm where you breed and prepare the maggot baths, get the corpses inside, and retrieve the bones once the maggots have worked, might be a chill job
Undead would probably be good at weaving too
Probably baking as well, though maybe only with a supervisor
End up with a thumb in the dough
Adds flavor
You’ve touched upon the core of the paradox of abundance. In theory, if you have an abundance of a resource it ceases to be a resource and instead is just a fact of life. However, a resource doesn’t become abundant overnight. The production of commodities automatically will, by necessity of those items being commodities in the first place, result in the loss of human(oid) labor.
Special surprise
I mean that's no less true with a mortal workforce either
the difference is that exploiting them is much less ethical
Not really a problem with necromancy and moreso with capitalism
D&D truth or false Traxigor is the highest CR beast:
False
Idk what that thing is but fue
Tralse
War is also an excellent use of undead
RAW skeletons come pre-equipped and pre-proficient in a ranged and melee weapon :3
They don't suffer from morale issues, don't get sick, and don't suffer from hunger or fatigue
Amity is.... Right
WHAT
Commodities can only exist if labor has value, and laborers are either rewarded or retain value for their labor. Thus, laborers lose out if their labor is made obsolete
Also grave clerics and awakened undead would be truly horrified at mass inhumane enslavement of their kind
But that means I’m not right which isn’t right so that means it’s true
Traxigor is a special case of an arch wizard who was turned into a tiny beast via the wish spell
And he is CR 12
Out classing any other beast
I was about to talk about spinosaurus being a CR 13 beast but that’s not an official book damn it Amity
Yeah the strongest beast is a spell caster 
The highest CR beast is any non-beast of CR above 12 using a true polymorph spell to turn themselves into a beast
You're actually not real :3
but wait... am i real?
Perhaps
Perhaps not
hmmmmmmmm
I’m a real bi- 💅
im a real lesbian :3 (or maybe also bi i dunno)
Classic orc. Or human for the extra feat. Or dwarf for more HP
Oo very nice
Which type of dwarf is better cause aren't their Gray ones too
halfling
halfling with humungous greataxe
Deugar can get out of here >:( /lhj
just had a thought
(only in 2024 cause for some reason 2014 small species struggle with heavy weapons)
how do tortles work with barbarians?
What's wrong with them 😭
What if a Monk multiclassed into a Fighter to grab the Nick Mastery?
for what reason?
Just go full monk tbh
More attack
A singular extra attack isn't gonna do much for a monk
You can't.
They’re just bad people
???
but its funny :3
Well, you can, but not with your fists
-# Amity again with the underdark double expectation
Shortsword Nick mastery, Flurry of Blows, but that's not really gonna do much.
Shortsword is Vex
Grasp of Hadar being once per turn is so silly and I hate it
Let me yoink an enemy right up to my face
Yeah, but you need to use a light weapon in order to use nick.
"When you take the Attack action on your turn and attack with a Light weapon, you can make one extra attack as a Bonus Action later on the same turn."
Nick squeezes the extra attack into the first attack action
Shortsword is only an example
Yup. And unlike drow I have seen no exception yet
I know. but you can't DO the attack if you don't USE a light weapon
You can't for example, use a greatsword and then use nick.
I'll be thr change 😎
because a greatsword isn't light.
Not all Duergar are bad people
Also, really, I can't blame them for having SOME bad blood
They were enslaved by Mindflayers and abandoned by the rest of their species
Martial Arts boosts the damage anyway
basically having nick lets you dual wield as a monk without sacrificing your bonus action (which would be bad because you can already make an attack with your bonus action with your unarmed strike)
Awww, yeah!
Nick needs to be on the first weapon, not the second
…. You have a point
So you can do Dagger then Shortsword, but not Shortsword then Dagger
Duergar are kinds easy to feel sympathetic towards lol
Maybe I was a Deugar who attacked a halfling village and was cursed and turned back to an infant and raised good
I am fairly certain it does need to be on the second
Oh yeah, pick up a second mastery too
Who are vex and nick? Everyones talking about them
I like all the underdark people
I like the underdark in general
Its a funky place :3
it does need to be the second, no?
You’re wrong
Weapon masteries
Wild sam spotted
since you need to do the attack action first, and the BA attack is squeezed into it
Not all Duergar are bad people, you don't have to do these types of Shenanagins to justify your character being a good person lol
Lemme check the description for Nick
When you make the extra attack of the Light property, you can make it as part of the Attack action instead of as a Bonus Action. You can make this extra attack only once per turn.
Halfling parents nice tho
Unarmed strikes lack the light property
in fact, they lack any property
The weapon that triggers the ‘squeezing’ is part of the attack action. Nick doesn’t care about the BA attack weapon, only that it meets the normal requirements for that attack
MONKS CAN USE WEAPONS
I know.
they dont have masteries
You can absolutely do that, maybe they were mining or cave diving and found your biological parents slain by monsters and they found you tucked away in your mothers bag or something
I literally said multiclass into Fighter
Oh my god. Blast Master. Read my message clearly, please.
I was not here when you said that
I mentioned here that Monks need to use a weapon in order to use the nick mastery.
What's stopping you from using weapons?
Nothing, but I'm saying you can't use your fists with nick.
Then use something else with nick
what about with nick at nite? 
then why be a monk
Right, so you can't flurry of blows.
Headbutt twice
You have one weapon in each hand.
I... have been bested.
I didn't consider a headbutt, I suppose you can do that
You don’t need a free hand to make an Unarmed Strike
I think blast master is saying Weapon Attack -> Nick Attack -> Flurry of Blows Attack. Idk if that's raw but that's the only reason I can think someone would bother bringing up monk and nick together
Just play an Astral Monk in 2024 rules, they get an Extra Attack in flurry of blows and it stacks with the feature that already gives them amother attack for flurry of blows since they're different features
that is RAW
Can everybody take twenty read the rules then come back
We're D&D players we don't read the rules
Good to know. I'm learning new stuff everyday
or kick! Or bite!! or elbow!!!
That's a tall order
Voila, 7 Attacks
it's 7:26 in the morning here, cut me some slack
there are lots of fun non-punching ways to do unarmed attacks :3
well, no. a quarter of citizens in my country can't even read at a sixth grade level
i wish people used more of them
I bite
Well... Awakened Astral Self is a 17th level feature so.. kinda nevermind? Lol
Are you one of them? Probably not
The dhampir in the party:
Ha! It sounded so sassy but technically was a compliment 
Lmao 70% of the citizens in my country can't read at a sixth grade level 😭
Actually, multiclass into Ranger instead
Most of my Monks use Kicks and Shin strikes personally 🧐
Got my PHB in front of me, someone fight me /j
the question wasn't if i could take twenty to read the rules, it was if we all could, and i can assure you not all of us can
Why not just.. play a full monk?
They're arguably the strongest soloclass martial up until a certain point
you shouldn't even consider fighter with monk
Idk, if they wanna try squeeze in an extra attack, I cannot judge
I have well above a 6th grade reading level but I do have to read some of the PHB/DMG rules several times cause the wording is strange at times.
I swapped it with Ranger
Your monk abilities are so much better 😋
Why Ranger?
Hunter's Mark works EVERY TIME you land a hit
That might work a little better
Oh I see the vision now
oh wait, gloomstalker
bugbear monk would be fun
I do wonder if Ranger Monk MC would do better as a bugbear rather than just a pure Gloomstalker Bugbear
because... well it's a gloomstalker bugbear.
You all make me sick
Wanting to multiclass the ALREADY Supreme MONK?!
I spit on you.
/silly
I feel like Ranger Monk works way better than Barbarian Monk or Barbarian Ranger which are what I'm grappling with lately with my multiclass challenge I'm doing
being limited to 3 races is a reasonable reason to not want to join a campaign, right?
Yeah
Yes
Alot of things work better then being mixed with Barbarian
You're my greatest enemy now
Its on sight /joking
4 ability dependent?
Baribarian is generally just unfriendly to multiclassing
Dex, Wisdom??
Very reasonable. Genuinely
well ya, it just not being for you is a reason to not join. no reason to have to have a reason to not be feeling it
Ranger Monk only needs Wisdom and Dex (and Con)
Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Wisdom
I'm doing a challenge where I make a "Barbarian/X" character of every other class in the game. I've got 5 or so of them done already. It's been a fun thought experiment/challenge
Why the hell would you need Strength??
Fighter does not need both STR and DEX
And some of them are better than I'd expected
They're talking about barbarian
like i’m all for the DM having creative control but human elf and dwarf isnt exactly something im really interested in, and each of them can only have 1 homebrewed variant
Barbarian/Monk and Barbarian/Ranger do
They’re talking about Monk Barb I think
why was talking about barbarian????
I WAS
Everyone, let’s just slow down here
like your time is finite, so make sure the games you join are the ones you want to play
Use Dex Weapons as a Barbarian then
Oh right, Pink
Cast Slow
No rage or reckless attack then
im still stuck on the monk
On it
Dagger and Rapiers are a thing
Most Dex weapons are finesse and can be used with strength anyway lol
I've done:
Barbarian Rogue
Barbarian Wizard
Barbarian Cleric
Barbarian Paladin
Barbarian Monk
Today's assignment is Barbarian Bard
Everyone, let’s all slow down and limit to about 2 topics at a time
This has been a lot of fun
The attack itself needs to be used with strength
Wooo you took my suggestion!
My mind can only comprehend two messages at a time
the Bardbarian
It's already stacking up to be better than Barbarian Wizard and Barbarian Monk
which is?
These messages brought to you by a paid sponorship of checks notes The Modron March?
Barbarian/Rogue doesn't sound so bad, use a Rapier and a Shield, Sneak Attack doesn't need you to use Dexterity with your finesse weapon
hmm i wonder what class #1 paladin fan might be talking about
Hell yes
Make an Artificer named Steven Kraft
No.
Yes
It's definitely the best from that list, Barbarian Rogue is a solid build if you do it right. I played one from 1 to 12.
Art D. Phiser
Artdificer?
This isn't One Piece, get your D's out of here
I'm just waiting for someone to look at this and tell me I shouldn't multiclass because they missed the context that I'm doing a challenge/thought experiment
Play a monk named Monky D. Loofie (I know its Luffy shhh)
you shouldn't multiclass it's less good! 
What class would a devil fruit even be?
I got a rogue named Roux G.
None of them.
Logistically...
Any class
They don't match well at all to any class.
None
I think the Barbarian Paladin is way better than I could have ever expected, I expected it to be hotdog water levels of bad but all you're really missing out on is the smites
Don’t we already have a one piece ttrpg system?
Devil Fruit powers are so different from eachother that almost anything could be flavored as one
You folks are too negative smh
It's kind of like asking what class Silver Age Superman is, the powers are too wacky and varied to match anything in D&D
I think Barbarian Ranger or Barbarian Sorcerer will genuinely end up being the worst pairing in the whole challenge/experiment
I'm more of a glass is half full or half empty depending on what you did with it last
Reflavouring barbarian rage as stoneskin would be a cool one!
oh i thought the question was about a devil fruit, not a person or thing with devil fruit power
I’m trying to make a boss who uses gravity, any spell ideas?
Meteor Swarm
Erupting Earth
Command: Grovel
Reverse gravity is a given, but giving them abilities that push or pull should go with
Levitate
Isn't Graviturgy a thing from one of the third party books?
I'm more of a Chad
Glass Always Full
Guy
Eldrich Blast flavored
vortex warp goes well with reverse gravity
I’m a “fill my glass with milk god damn it” gal
Because even an 'empty' glass is still full of air /silly
Also negativity can be so suffocating sometimes, and so vocal. So I like trying to defeat it with positivity
yes, there’s actually two from what i can tell
fighter because 5e can do and emulate anything and everything
No glass for me. Straight from a plastic Lightning McQueen sippy cup
Perfection
The character is what’s known as a “Constant” in the verse (mandatory for the verse to live) and they’re known as the Constant of Force, Enactment and Chaos so I’ll also need to figure out stuff for that
But that’ll be easier
i was normal once, but then someone made me wonder about the world of pixar Cars a little too much, and now there is no going back 🤯
Owlbear man from critical role is a barbarian rogue. Just need to determine build.
I'm on the quest for the Funi Funi No Mi fruit, I'll then be the silliest creature in the Multiverse
It's from Wildemount.
It's not enough being a King of Goofy in THIS realm
which is still first party and also partnered content
It's awkward cause Chronurgy and Graviturgy are the same magic
But they made them two separate subs.
I keep thinking it's third party.
Especially since everyone treats it like it is as far as I'm aware
Always comes up when people start talking about things banned at tables
Wildemount strikes again, the goat
does the king of goofy have a jester
I'm the King and the Jester
so you entertain yourself?
A little
I find myself a bit funny, even if others sometimes do not.
At least I find joy in myself
And that's all that matters
aw thats nice :3
but perhaps the king of goofy should have one or even many jesters
He does. That’s why he’s got discord /j
Joke/joking but same thing yeah
nay, a jester tells jests and a joker is a batman villan
The smiling king oft sits in his court alone, but that's okay, he finds joy in making his servants happy 🧐
im trying to volunteer
i need a job
On the bright side, no job means nothing to schedule around for dnd
My job gets in the way all the time
true!!!!
but it would be pretty silly to have your royal jester work on whatever hours she pleases :33333
I’m a Queen, my working hours are 24/7 💅
Soon I may have time to get started on my massive pile of ttrpg stuff.
soon i will do the prepping for the session im supposed to be prepping for
I feel like I managed to whip up something decent with the Barbarian Monk for this multiclass challenge
I think it's way better than I ever could have expected to get out of Barbarian Monk when I started
I'm half tempted to just grab one of my comics and relax instead
Need to come up with a bonus effect for two HB weapons
Thinking I should make the one for the Goddess of Life allow you to attack allies to heal them.
Hits with hammer- STOP DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My cousin just told me he and his wife will be moving back to my state in less than 2 months. That in person dnd table is back on the menu!
Reminds me my Gunslinger making a subclass based off Ana from overwatch
Could shoot allies to heal them.
Ana mentioned.
Angery tank player
It even had a nanoboost ability
At level 10, you'd get the effects of the Enlarge spell (GS holds conc) and a 4d12 + mod heal
As a once per LR ability
Would Elemental Adept be too strong if it worked on any damage rolls of the appropriate type instead of just spells?
I'm half tempted to turn it into a Cleric Subclass rather than fix my GS's issues
I made a new dnd character.. and I may be laughing about it. Help
What's up?
Bard, noble, dragonborn, and egotistical thrown into a blender to create Silvana Scornbook. My newest character ready for use
Anyone have a newly created Campaign I can join pls
That's pretty cool
Now I just have to find a campaign where I can be absolutely myself without a filter
I don't really think so, I've been thinking about letting it apply to stuff like Flametongue hits or a Monk's cooler punch
eh not rlly, itd be better but i doubt many martials would take it
Be a Raccoon... interesting
I was thinking of buying baldurs gate, opinions? Im scared of not getting "attached" to the game, how many hours of gaming it offers?
Its probably my favorite game of the 2020s
But I also enjoy CRPGs
I know a lot of people it was their first CRPG and it was also their favorite game.
Nicest thing about it is the mod menu
Which one?
The things is I dont have nor I like being 5 hours sitting in front of a computer, I hope baldurs gate to be a game which I can also enjoy by playing short sessions
3
Yeah it's a long game.
yeah, i think i darn near hit 200 on my first run lmao
Idk it’s a pretty big game that is worth its money
Especially if you do everything
It's also got one of the best boss fight songs in gaming imo
Disney villain song right there (affectionate)
What ways to gain advantage on ranged attacks (multiple not just first)
Spells or feats w/e
Gang I face a dilemma. I wanted to join another DnD group, and I found one with a mutual friend. I've sat in on one of their sessions and it seems pretty cool, DM seems pretty competent but a little out there, definitely would like to join. The problem is, the ONLY time the table can do sessions is on Saturday's, which I'm already doing DnD with my original group, and a DM that is my friend but idk how to feel about.
What should I do?
Oof, time overlaps?
Yeah... and I don't think there's any way of finding another date.
I think this is a scenario where there is no right answer, if you do pick a group though just communicate honestly
Wym
?
is it not clear?
Ykw maybe I should do a pros and cons list between each table, post it here, and see what you all think.
I advise against that, but it is your call
Truly, its so peak
Honestly one of the best villains of games too
The fact it’s an optional side quest song
The fact its optional is even crazier
Hidden behind a puzzle too
To gear it back to dnd it proves Puzzles are good
I don’t know if I can reward my players with Disney villain songs for completing puzzles /jk
Why would you advise against it?
Would only make the decision more difficult, it wouldn't bear anything and you'd be left with the same hard decision
Instead ask yourself, "Is there anything wrong with either of these groups?"
Well maybe if I list the pros and cons, the choice will be more blatantly obvious
something that would be a dealbreaker
It is your call
Something that would be a deal breaker... hmm...
Attending at time
Roleplaying properly and dont asking too much time "what is happening"
Taking 5 minutes per turn
Oh... I completely forgot about that. Those are deal breakers?
not taking more than 3 smooking breaks
Not being under any drug or alcohol
for me they kinda are, settle yours in your limits
You know, I have made a LONG list of dealbreakers/red flags for my OG table... I think I'm going to go with my new one. The biggest problem is my DM doesn't communicate with me.
He also doesn't understand the rules as well.
you could tie up your dm to a chair, put a blindfold over their head and yell at them until they talk
My baseline is just knowing your class and what your character can do
Yep, if you are a new player is okey if sometimes one dont realize what can do
i think it would be good to know what the character acts like too
and ask for some advice
so its not super disruptive
this too, at least a heads up of what a character would be
Oh and importantly, make your characters stick to that "mask".
The goody guy shouldnt be okey with torturing someone for info
The badass wont tolerate someone being condescending with him
Etc. etc.
hi
Hello potato man
My Gloomstalker has the Cloak of the Bat now :>
Upon further reflection/looking into things
I think Barbarian Sorcerer is the worst multiclass combination
Far worse than Barbarian Monk or Barbarian Wizard
the only caster class that i can kinda think off like a "optimal" option is warlock with barbarian
the thing is casting some of the stuff before fighting
I'm not going for optimal
I'm doing the barbarian multiclassing challenge
So I need to make Barbarian Sorcerer work
I need to make every barbarian combo work
okey, so you need to finda a way for Barb + Sorc work....
Today was Barbarian Bard but it fell together very easily so I'm moving on to Sorcerer
how you would need to make it work? like fighting wise?
The rules for this barbarian multiclass challenge are as follows:
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I can only put levels in Barbarian and one other class at a time, no dips in a third class to enhance the other two.
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I must stay strictly RAW, no homebrew or third party content, and no asking the DM to rule anything differently.
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I must use the 2024 options, but can use the 2014 options that haven't been reprinted yet.
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I must put at least 3 levels in both classes.
I've done a number of the classes at this point
Now we're on sorcerer
how many lvls? 20?
Hello
okey, then i recommend seeing enough levels to get draconic sorc.
It give you HP and there is another option for not wearing armor
Which scale charisma and dext
does 5e have a spell for know alignment?
there was one that could do necrotic or radiant damage but i dont remember which
This challenge/thought experiment has been so much fun and has made very interesting character builds
And is bringing me closer to my favorite class
how you work the casting spells and all that? do it before any rage?
Yes I try to prioritize spells that don't have concentration and can last into my rage, or spells that are utility/support outside of rage.
If need be I can use Circle Casting to divide my concentration amongst other casters and thus rage with my spell effect going
But thats not preferable as then they cannot concentrate on something they may want/need to
My Ranger two-shot a bearded devil 🧐
I'd be inclined to mix Barbarian with Clockwork over anything else because Clockwork mostly gets spells useful outside of combat
so mage armor, false lifes, etc. like that are useful
A double wild magic would be funny ngl
Thats what it's looking like I'll be taking
One of the biggest issues with Barbarian Sorcerer is I just get very little from Sorcerer outside of non concentration spells with a duration
like physically? or like at a time?
One for each character
In general
Aight so I would need 3
It's nice to have a backup ready though if you die
I ordered my dice
well you only usually use one at a time if that is helpful
I’m bouta create a half elf just because I can
Half Elves are fun
yep but its kinda expected at this point.
Barbarian is already not matching with casters so
Half breeds are always interesting
with one he must not match completely.
but the 2 wild magics would fit in their lore//gimmick so
Cuz they basically have both of one race
You uh.. might not wanna word it like that 😭
I’m mixed race person myself so I’m used to it
😭✌️
Yes but that's kinda the point of the challenge, and some Barbarian Caster combos can do fairly well
I find that Barbarian Cleric has some real potential
I’d say halflings but that’s a race itself in dnd
had Barb Warl or not yet?
Not yet
Saving the ones that I know can make decent combos until later on in the challenge
burning out with the hard ones first?
Yeah
Epic
But yeah, draconic give you that extra HP and optional AC
Sadly there is no subclass of barbarian that give you a chance of using spells while raging
Barbarian Wizard is better than expected but not amazing
Barbarian Cleric has some serious potential with War Cleric BA attack charges and channel divinities
Barbarian Bard can benefit a lot from Bardic Inspiration and can use it themselves to good effect on certain subclasses
Barbarian Paladin is obnoxious because you can't smite but they have a fair amount of other things going on that they can benefit from, namely Divine Favor when paired with Beast Barbarian for 4 attacks on your action, not to mention channel divinities
So now is sorc, i guess next is druid and yara yara yara
Barbarian Druid will probably be fine as well
I can Rage while wildshaped and a number of Druid subclass features are magic actions (not spells) and thus can be used while raging
Such as 2024 Land's Aid
okey this sound dope
imagine raging while being some big bear and trambling above the enemies
do you rage then wildshape or wildshape then rage? or is it just whatever strikes you in the moment?
I don't think it affects anything but I'd probably Rage first so I have the damage resistance for the whole time that I have the THP
ah ya that makes sense
Would probably go Aasimar Wild Heart Barbarian mixed with druid so I have resistance to all damage except for Force and Psychci
But I don't think I'd keep the Aasimar damage resistance in WS
This has been such a fun thought experiment
Been resisting the urge to take Tortle on all these characters so I can just dump Dex and still have decent AC
i made a tortle pally once that was fun
We just got to Avernus and my Ranger has a 4 Devil kill count, this guy is a menace
Well, technically 6 because he killed 2 more with a trap
Scratch that 8
There were 4 spiked devils he's killed with a trap
Bugbear Rangers are awesome
My wizard on the other hand has had a heart attack out of sheer joy at the number of books in Candlekeep
And got distracted by a book about the reproduction cycle of the Phaerimm.
Are there any underwater/aquatic celestials
And he dragged my Bugbear pff to read with him
Which despite how he talks to Arlen, he actually enjoyed lol
Bogey enjoys the company of Elves
Or underwater creatures that could be seen as like holy creatures that a society of Sea Elves could feel to be sacred
I know it exists in homebrew.
Raw idk
I'm asking about official creatures
I don't use homebrew if I can help it so please don't ping me with answers like that in the future
Not trying to be rude just trying to save both of us the time
closest i can think off are Animal Lords
All I could find after a quick search are Giant Eagles and Ki-rin
Also yeah Animal Lords too
Hello!! ^^
buffed water elementals
Hello dungeon master's and players
I am back from my humble slumber
Is there anyone here
Roughly 300,000 someones here
someone something somewhere somehow
Me and my DM decided on giant sacred sea snakes
Hey guys
How to join games from find a game. Do I have to dm the DM or do I just say can I join
Hello?
Aw geez I'm too impatient
Uhhh
I'll chat again. Don't know where. Don't know wheeeennnn but I hope ill chat again some rainy dayyyyyy
You're just meant to DM the potential DM. Or leave a message under their post. In my experience sending a DM is more effective.
You can also just post on #looking-for-dm.
I don't quite know where to put this, but I think its an ingenius idea. If WotC would ever want to get into a Diablo-styled game, I had a wonderful thought earlier. There used to be a campaign setting called Birthright set in the world of Cerillia. Unfortunately WotC has chosen not to use it (for pretty much any edition after 2nd) and honestly playing a character from one of their D&D classes who is a blooded character (which would be additional powers that you could level up as trees) who gains power by defeating Blooded (aka Boss) enemies while working on a storyline that may lead to the character becoming the Emperor or working for the Emperor.
hey everyone
what class do you all think is weak but is secretly broken if played right
honestly
Rogue. Getting up to double DPR via reaction attacks from certain party buildcrafting could go crazy.
yeha maybe people underestimate Rogue until the party starts feeding them reaction attacks and suddenly the damage numbers become illegal so what is the nastiest Rogue combo build you have seen someone pull off?
Rangers
Most people call rangers super underpowered but they just don't use them right tbh
Although 5.5 did hit them pretty hard
I played a rogueish NPC who had sneak attack paired with two allies who could prompt creatures to make attacks off their turn.
In their first round of combat they used sneak attack three times and dealt about 300 points of damage. It was awesome.
What did your DM do after that
I am about 99% sure he was the DM in that scenario
uhm i think rangers always feel weak until someone actually knows how to position track and abuse their utility half the class power is just the player has a functioning brain
my players are solving a puzzle where there are a certain number of creautes in a painting, and that number correlates to a letter
I’m never fully sure on NPCs because my DM lets people play NPCs
I have specified that the number of creatures in a painting mater
they decide that I must want them to rip the paintings from the wall
😭
I mean that could be applied to alotta, nevermind.
How
Well what is their reaction to fully usable doors with no downsides and you get how much you pavlov’d them
Nuclear monk
yeah they spent 2 hours in a study because I said that the door on the far wall was closed
Oh maybe
Whats is your favourite class?
they proceded to rip every book off the bookshelves, empty every drawer in the desks, and try to move the bookshelves around
I mean the ability to create light would be able to twist into Infrared blasting someone until they boil
My favorite class is rizzards, Harry.
I mean you probably did teach them to suspect anything but the obvious.
Ello!
hello
kinda lol
why do all DMs use the word proceeded? Is there a DM code of speech?
Do you fear proceeded?
Oh great what do you like most about it?
“proceed” is simply an elegant and powerful word. It raises the stature of the user.
fireball
My lvl 17 party has been broke since day 0 and now we got a contracy for about 3000 GP TOTAL (party of six members), which is still pretty bad
Thing is, my character is a wizard and I got True Polymorphy. Would I be a bad sport if I just started like, turning chickens into gems, thus allowing us to just forget about this contract?
We leveled to 17 like, 30 minutes after accepting the contract btw
If I was the DM I had allow it once just to see how fast the party accidentally creates a nationwide gem market crash
I was thinking about using it mostly for spells that require components for me & the druid actually
dunno how a kilo of gems would crash the world market too
That honestly sounds pretty fair for a campaign
How long have you been dnd
probably not directly, though an increase in material needed to revive people would likely lead to more adventuring being done
Around 3 years, but most of them on this specific campaign
The other players complain about we always being low on gold and explained to me that a previous player actually crashed the balance when he started a healing potion empire
probably traumatized the dm
it would also crash the value of the reviving spells too
Oh how many players are playing in your campaign
6 + 1 DMPC in this one
Dunno how many on that previous one
Oh nice which classes
I got a new d&d set today
congratulation which ones
The Welcome to the hellfire club set
I'm playing an evocation wizard
There's a player playing a Battle Master warrior copper dragonborn with 3 levels of bear totem barbarian, another one playing a goliath with 3 levels also of bear totem + 14 levels of rune knight, a glamour genasi bard, an artificer with the subclass that has cannons and our healer is a tiefling that mixed circle of fire druid and some kind of sorcerer that I can't recall
The DMPC is a paladin and I dunno the pact because she is barely there
Have you played it yet or just started going through it
how it is
I just opened it and had a look at everything, I’m not good enough to know how to play it with just me
I’d need a good dm for that
Interesting can you show me
Show what, exactly?
I can't, sorry
Not able to send images at all
What is Heroic Inspiration?
Hey chat what are we talking about
It's an optional rule/reward that DMs give out to their players, they can usually spend it to get advantage on a roll or reroll a roll
DMs usually give it for good roleplay, being funny or fun to have at the table, or whatever else the DM sees fit
I usually give it to players when I've accidentally ruled something incorrectly in a way that harms or hinders the player
Or when I accidentally skip them in initiative
I really need to get on top of that
The 2024 rules also have more specific rules around it, like class features and feats as such which grant it
(Although I do still hand it out myself too)
Alright now problem
My table does "inspiration on a natural 1" and we've really been enjoying that
Gives us a "when you hit rock bottom" feel with the narrative
When my players roll a nat 1 I throw live spiders on the table
You can buy live wolf spiders online
I should do that next session ngl
Yeah I think that would discourage me too if live wolf spiders appeared on the table
It's really hard to get them into the box so they really oughtta appreciate the effort I'm putting into the game
How many do you throw out?
If they were jumping spiders I'd cherish the company of lil friends
Well sometimes they stick to the inside of the box as spiders are ones to do
I would be so jumpscared if our DM threw spiders when we threw ones but good for us DMs a little afraid of them
Now, it might just be me buuut I think they might appreciate less effort
Personally when my players roll a 1 I eat their die
I guess it's true when people say that sometimes less is more
That can't be good for you
What if they roll with a metal die actually...
I have a d20 with thorns specifically for this reason
I feel like there's better solutions to this
Then I don't need to take my iron supplements 
Time to start bringing lead dice
Not with that attitude
I like liquid core dice, tastes like fruit gushers
I collect pink dice
And I'm very frustrated that my LGS hasn't restocked any since I bought all of them
How many sets do you have??
Pink sets?
5
Aka not nearly enough
But I have dozens of non pink sets that I've acquired in the pursuit of pink dice
Through the LGS's mystery dice bags
Pink is tanking the pink dice economy
I got a set of pink metal dice with rainbow trim from the metal dice mystery bag and it came with a barbarian pin that I wear on my hat every day
Legendary pull
Favorite color and favorite class from the same bag
Haven't bought one since
I think pink is actually a pink dragon and all they do is hoard pink dice
That sounds so cool
I don’t do mystery dice, I don’t like surprises
Ive literally never played this
You mean you've never played dnd?
Mhm
Wait i should reply
Ah thank you, if you would like to learn to play #dnd-newcomers is a nice place to start.
Ok
are there any items with an intelligence in 5e?
yeah, swords specifically...
ya pretty sure there are some premade sentient swords, but there are also rules for making sentient items for dms
any idea where these might be?
im also assuming your talking 2024, not 3030?
The dawnbringer is a very rare sentient sword
What do you do in this?
magic items are in the DMG for the most part, as well as the rules on sentient items
looks like sentient item rules are around page 226
in dnd? could check out #learn-to-play if you are new to dnd as well as #dnd-newcomers
Okay
Haha 😂
I’ve missed three entire chapters and a date because my DM only hosts when I’m gone.
Not outta spite he just doesn’t care yo
Session 0 for my DND game in a few days ❤️
That's unusual, usually times are predetermined by the whole group (depending on the type of game of course)
Good luck!
I'm so excited to get done with session 0 so I can start prepping
Though really I want to get through session one so that we can get to Barovia proper
I'm probably going to be rewriting the towns in Curse Of Strahd a bit
I'm going to write a ton of reoccuring NPCs to enhance the game
why is the ranger class joked about?
Original 5e PHB class and one of the subclasses (beastmaster) was kind of subpar
It had good decent features for traveling, but many DMs kinda skip any travel and survival mechanics, so that kinda went against the benefits of the class, resulting in the jokes
It has since gotten lot better with Tasha's though
is that all?
In more recent times, people have gripes about how the prominent ranger spell, hunter's mark, uses concentration when a lot of other spells do too.
But you can see from the citicism that it's already pretty esotheric
The class is fine
The class is great (my favourite even!), so unless you're using the base PHB, you don't need to worry!
like 5e?
The whole game is generally still referred to as 5e, so that term isn't very meaningful in this context.
Saragonvoid likely meant the 2014 PHB
oh ok
2024 has been changed to and generally referred to as 5.5e recently
And I do have the edition I use in my name, so its always fair to assume it is what I'm referring to 😛
I think it's fair to assume that not everyone is up to date with the nomenclature around what 5e not presents itself as. Unfortunately it's neither obvious nor consistent, so I try to be clear about which is what.
I cast power word crunch
People just use it badly and then complain it's bad
Highkey just a skill issue tbh
Yeah the one main gripe I have with 5.5e is Wizards of the Coast's way of making it in probably in the most confusing manner, making a new edition / update which changes enough things to make backwards compatibility difficult, yet insisting its still 5e, then actually changing it to 5.5 afterall
But also I don't wanna just keep having to include "I am referring specifically to 2014 / 5e, not 5.5e / 2024 edition with this message" into each of my messages, and asking someone which edition they are talking about is just gonna result in my message history being "which edition?", where someone probably just answers with both editions before I get a reply, making the whole question pointless 🤷
And the "changing to 5.5e" only applies to D&DBeyond. If you're not using that platform, you'd have no idea what you're talking about.
Because nowhere in the books is that a thing
Having it in my name is a decent middleground, and someone can just fill in on / supplement my answer with the 5.5e side of things which I don't have the knowledge about
That's fair. I generally don't fuss too much about the whole "is it called 2024 or 5.5e", but I do fuss when it's just "5e". Without qualifier, it could still refer to the whole shebang of an edition, including all versions.
Including all the "5e compatible" material
All that is to say that your name does qualify with the 2014, so I like it 
Guys... My GM banned Tortles for his Curse of Strahd game. 
No master Oogway, it seems
No 17 AC with no real consequence 🙁
rip
Curse of Strahd is one of those campaigns where it does seem fitting to have mostly humans or human-passing people in the party.
not least because the locals are ... uh ... a bit unfriendly to anyone who doesn't look like them
I wanted to play a Tortle Wizard! Literally a PBS character!
So now I'm playing a Reborn Wizard.
pbs?
It's a TV channel in the US. It had lots of talking animal cartoons like Franklin and Arthur.
And I'm pretty sure there was a nerdy turtle at one point.
oh alright 
Btw in this server,is there any way to show off homebrew stuff for the criticism? Like closest i foudn was the #dnd-arts-and-crafts
Ohh thank you
Nugget sliding in here with speed and precision
I don't know how I didn't find it lol
Yeah somehow a cartoon turtle does feel a bit out of place for a horror campaign like Strahd, so I can see where the DM is coming from (:
will my DM hate me if im gonna take chronomancy wizard?
I mean, I'd first ask them if chronomancy is a valid option to pick. Because the answer basically tells you what you need to know about the DMs opinion 
The base answer should be no, but you gotta figure out how this dm runs things
But what if he was a Louissana pipe-smoking tortle?
With a southern draw?
Same answer
Curse of Strahd is darker and more serious campaign, and most DMs would want to keep the party to at least some level of serious to not break the mood
While what you're describing could be made in that way, but honestly a pitch of a louisiana pike smoking turtle inspired by a cartoon doesn't really sound like that
Let me have fun!
Jokes aside, I did make a pretty decent character for the campaign.
It is a Reborn Wizard who was part of a ritual to enslave several high-level mages with necromancy and mind control. He has a phobia of being objectified and denied free will / robbed of autonomy.
It's a really strong subclass but there isn't anything objectively wrong with taking it.
However the book it comes from does explicitly outline it as needing GM consent to play.
Just to make sure,i just asked chatgpt about my chara
Its a level 7 paladin and a level 3 fighter, chatgpt said i could get 2 fighting style both from paladin and fighter
True/False?
I would advise against relying on chatgpt, but correct.
Thank you kind ma'am
Nae a sir 😉 remember you can check folk's profiles to see their pronouns
isnt it like the strongest subclass in the game? so strong that it ruins other ppls expiriences 🥀
i still dont understand WHY its so strong
You force the Dm to reroll if you dislike the result
2 times only, no?
Combine it with halfling and lucky feat and are we really a chance game anymore
Arcane Abeyance is the main thing I think, over the reroll
yea that seems powerful
btw i got a question abt that, if someone like a fighter with no spellslots or spellcasting abilities use that mote that has some concetration spell on it, can he maintain it?
or a familiar
Convergent future also is very strong, though legendary resistances can screw it over.
As for that, yes.
I once had ChatGPT make me a Warhammer list for a bit and the list it made was so objectively terrible that it wasn't even legal.
It had no battleline, too many characters to be playable, no win condition, no way to score secondaries, etc.
btw isnt like telekinesis spell best for dealing with legendary resistances?
Yes, he can. He uses his constitution save but your spell attack mod and dc.
okay thats insane
what about my familiar?
It never says that the familiar can't afaik.
It’s not bad
But the beads only last one hour and can only be used a limited number of times.
there are better?
isnt it one use?
I love how Graviturgy is so weak compared to Chronurgy. It isn't bad but considering that they're noth dunamancy..
Wait 2014 or 2024?
2014 yes ish cuz it can dodge LR.
2024 yes, it’s very good.
I like graviturgy
Lemme check.
Yeah it's short or long rest.
both are insane, graviturgy is cooler, chronurgy is stronger
in my opinion
Holy crap Arcane Abeyance.
Just free incapacitation.
Yeah I haven't read this subclass in a minute.
throwing mote at people aint that cool as flinging them into the air or making urself become a black hole
Holy crap this is strong.
It can also cast long casting time spells in one action
I mean a lot of people would argue time wizard is cooler becahse time memes.
even rituals?
Like Leomunds Tiny Hut
idk i personally like that gravity theme a lot, controlling space itself seems more cooler for me, while controlling time is definetly much better
so i can make a house in middle of battlefield and chill in it?
Mhm
yea chronurgy is insane
should have guessed when i got +9 to my initiative as a wizard on 3rd level 🥀
I don't know that this kind of comparison is useful.
I mean from a Wildemount lore perspective, some people specialize in black holes and others specialize in rewriting all of time and existence until reality converges onto the single outcome the wizard wants. Like... How are these even the same school?
Nudging possibilities to determine the outcome of a roll isn't rewriting all of time and existence exactly.
But either way, it's all fantasy. It's as cool as you want it to be. If you like time manipulation better, that's perfectly valid.
"You can peer through possible futures and magically pull one of them into events around you, ensuring a particular outcome. When you or a creature you can see within 60 feet of you makes an attack roll, an ability check, or a saving throw, you can use your reaction to ignore the die roll and decide whether the number rolled is the minimum needed to succeed or one less than that number (your choice)."
You are pretty explicitly pulling an alternate reality into the current one.
Back to the future type shit
Yeah.
To determine the outcome of one roll yes, that's a limited scope reality manipulation, similar to the Divination Wizard Portent.
"I can determine how this die falls" Magical and cool, but hardly Infinity Gauntlet snap worthy.
I always felt like the ceremony spell was weird. Idk
I like that something like that exists but I'm not sure I like that specific implementation. But then it hardly matters. The list of spells that PCs have access to is hardly the limit of the magic that exists in the worlds of D&D.
There was a power called Cause & Effect in Demon: The Descent where if you succeed a dice roll, you can use that success to cause one event of your choice to happen (assuming it is possible at all) to occur without fail.
One example is John Daemon is bad at pickpocketing but really good at debates. So he starts a policital debate. He rolls Persuasion and succeeds. Now the guy he needs the ID of gets so immersed in the debate that he doesn't realize he drops his wallet.
This can be used from anything to jamming enemy guns, to causing a target to slip information, you name it.
True true just always felt sorta weird
As cool as that game is, World of Darkness games aren't really on topic here, unless you mean to use it as an example of something you'd use in D&D?
I was more talking about it in the context of "ensuring a specific outcome will definitely occur."
I can't help but picture stuff like that and Chronurgy's capstone as Dr. Strange looking through all the timelines where they beat Thanos.
Sorry if I got offtopic.
It is pretty weird. But damn once the stars aligned and my pally used it to hell and back
Made holy water, stopped an important NPC from being resurrected by a necromancer, and got two people married
Lol as they say you never know when you might need a specific spell
True
I haven’t used the spell since I kinda miss it 😭
Welcome to the paladins spells, we can make people get married
I like to imagine the paladins the pastor and wearing their best looking suit of armor
I've presided over a marriage or three.
Didn't realise it was the dnd server that was open and was very impressed
oh my goodness I love ceremony so much!! my warlock got to propose with it because of pact of the tome a couple weeks ago
Question: Say your DM has allowed someone to Homebrew, and that individual made a character that (at level 5) has three At Will 1st level Smite spells, At Will Misty Step, can activate up to 6th Level Curse spells, has a passive ability akin to a Barbarian's Rage, has special Dice to roll for extra damage, has +19 to Hit and Damage, is immune to being put to sleep, and has poison resistance: What do you say to that DM?
Thats actually kinda wholesome. Who did they get engaged to
"good luck, you're gonna need it"
But joking aside, I'd try to explain why that's too powerful out of game and then I'd hope that the DM listens to my feedback.
Stuff like that though, you can only learn with experience and/or willingness to learn, so I suspect that DM will need to run into a wall first before they learn.
Well, I would advise that DM to consult with the player on how that's not balanced perhaps. I would assume they didn't say go wild do what you want
Depends.
Is that just for one player? Or the whole group?
Are they new to GMing or have they been doing it for a while?
I just realized how hilarious ceremony is now. Atonement has 20 dc wisdom check and on sucess you turn someone back to their original alignement. Imagine someone just ruins your entire character arc with a level 1 spell lol
The guy has 20 STR, 14 DEX, 16 CON, 20 INT, 12 WIS, and 10 CHA. And he is the ONLY person with a character this broken.
Whats that mean
That means if you were born a lawful good little boy. And you became an evil tyrant King, Over the course of your life and turned into chaotic evil. The spell is not going to fix that.
Magical things that force your alignment to change. Like curses.
Ohhhhhhhhh
And it has to be willing
Thought so, that wouldve been broken af otherwise
Not particularly
So even if it did work that way and they were trying to change an evil person to good. That person would have to be willing and good chance they won't be.
No, they still need to be willing
If an evil person wanted to be good again, you don't need a spell for that
But thats also going into the whole alignment discussion of things, which is... well. Unproductive at best
But I just took my bingo card out :(
No free space for you today!
Unproductive?! Did you know Pathfinder fixes this.
Thank you Kas, that's one more down!
Kas stop giving Echo free bingos
Im pretty sure the point of bingo is to get just one row or column. You don't need to fill out the entire card every time 
Well with this server you're bound to fill the card out completely within 24 hours
Anyway the more i talk of ceremony the more i realize it isnt that bad
Ceremony is funny to me. Mostly because it absorbed the non spell ritual that let you make holy water (from the 2014 phb)
Good morning im just watching this conversation unfold
I am a fervent practitioner of reading the spells out loud.
90% of misunderstanding in spells are solved instantly.
"Atone for thy sins!" And they just make a whole bucket of holy water
I don't get insulted by this message because I can't read! /j
I'd use ceremony but my DM is literally Hank Hill and would make it awkward
Your DM is what
Hank Hill from king of the hill?
Hank Hill can't you re- oh wait. Mb
Rest in peace John redcorn
morning guys
You can technically just make water for the party as well
Its like the create water spell but its holy
And concerning the circumstances in my campaign now ceremony wouldn't make narrative sense
Being a max level raid on a black greatwyrms stronghold
Timezones are fun, seeing good morning while it's 8:00 PM for me 
Mmm i miss dnd but our teams all busy
Ideally I'd like to play more but I only trust people I know. I don't trust lfg
That's the safe option
I usually end up rolling into a ghost town or the GM ghosts
If that was the case why the lfg advert lol
Same, one group was just weird and the other just cancelled after 1 sesh
I think the last one I joined had some drama where the GM decided to join a game despite having his game scheduled on that day.
And he malded and blamed everyone
I was like nope. I'm gone.
Yeesh
How rude of em
Even if some of my campaigns are on hiatus I always make sure never to overlap schedules
Maybe I'm being hard on that GM but I at least think first impressions are important. I ended up going years before I met close friends to play with
And it wasn't even in a DnD server it was MHW
ive been playing with the same group of buddies from highschool but i really should start playing with other people, love the guys but it can really get a bit exhausting watching these dudes play what are essentially the same characters for the past like 6 years now </3
and they also always flake when its time to play >:|
Flaking omg saaaame
Well that used to be the case. It turned into ghosting and it's just me two other guys and our DM
Campaign has been on for what since 2022? Been so long I can't recall
damn, thats sick. wish we still did longer campaigns, the more recent ones have been experimenting with heavily homebrewed campaigns lately so more often than not they'll just end because stuff was either not working as well as our DM hoped or we all just lost interest in the idea :(
What level are you now?
we did have one campaign that lasted for around 3 years i think? was pretty fun, unfortunately i distinctly remember playing a life cleric in that campaign and never wanting to play one ever again LOL
Max. Basically tier 4 plus at this point
Thought so 😭
It's been a bumpy road. One time we had a half year hiatus. And our DM has two kids. I have been keeping the zombie horse on life support. And over time things got better
I freaking love hellish rebuke. I wish any paladin could have it
I wasn't forceful about it but I wanted to at least try and make sure we finish
Why hellish rebuke specifically?
I love fire spells first but 2nd its always nice to have a reaction attack
Having someone attack you and you can just incenirate em back is always fun
Speaking of fire spells I have a seething dislike of delayed blast fireball. Not because it's cheeks which it ngl kinda is, but because every time I ask about time stop combos someone brings it up
And half the time I'm like please don't recommend DBF
Pyromancy yaaaaay
thats why echo knights are peak
I hate when something epic happens at the D&D table at the end of the session and you have to stew in it for 7 days before you can play again
Thanks
I know exactly how you feel
I have to wait three weeks sometimes
how RAW do you like your echo knights
That’s a rip, we just meet my warlock patron who turned out to be a dethroned forgotten elder god (great old one patron) and now we gotta sit with that
In my case we're in a prison which goes miles down which is the lair of what I can best describe as a black greatyrm diety
And the clerics god she worships is the one that dethroned and betrayed my patron
Hopefully no PvP
I’d mop the floor! lol we don’t really do real PVP we might accidentally hit another person with a spell or a stray arrow or something but it’s usually rp’d pretty well.
I don’t foresee PvP though the two pcs are pretty close and fond of one another
I haven't had narrative conflict like that between players in game oh wait I have
One guy who used to be in the campaign played a rogue and basically disliked narrative exposition until he improved his attitude as a player
He legit during a side session he wasn't even invited to basically pulled a DeeDee and pressed a big red button running though and security system and setting it off because my story content was too boring
I get why he did it at the time because
I was the focus
And he felt maybe left out
If it helps, the one I’m playing is a gunslinger that multicalssed in warlock because the patron showed an image of the cleric getting killed over and over again. So he’s literally a warlock because he didn’t want to watch the cleric getting killed.
I too am also a warlock
But the situation is well
Kinda funny
See my DM was absolute ass at balancing a long time ago so I basically won the lottery off of patron favors until the gravy train stopped
I am Wizard 19/Warlock 1
And as of the last couple years stuff has been balanced but we are level 20 so kinda not
This is my first time playing a warlock, the original idea is the guy was a failed bard. And he sold his soul for 20 years of fame and talent and got insanely rich and took care of his family and stuff and as soon as the 20years was up he lost the spot light and now has to travel and do whatever the patron wants.
Super sick idea just haven’t been able to play that out
We’re level 11 and we’ve been playing for a year.
Hopefully your DM addresses your narrative wants
I'm very much spoiled in that regard
Oh that character idea is what o wanted to play.
Now I’m a gunslinger/warlock multiclass
I'm a wizard necro. The warlock subclass is mostly unimportant (The Undead). It was a trash rp decision and I made at the time but brought about some really cool narrative stuff
Oh and I'll never get over people calling necro garbage. It's very DM dependant sure but it's solid
Current character is a ex-law keeper who failed to protect his town from a group of bandits and there was a massive massacre and he left the law side and became a bounty hunter and developed a gambling addiction (for the high roller subclass).
After traveling with the party for a while he started to fall for the cleric and would get more and more mad her when she put her self into dangerous positions.
The party got jumped by an overwhelming force and while he was down the warlock patron flooded his mind with images of his sister the rouge and the cleric dying over and over again and he took the pact out of desperation
My guy is uh...how to explain it he's a drow with the accent of Cad Bane and at the time I made him I was binging Peaky Blinders. He's a former crime lord who educated himself in magic. A little Senator Armstrong a little bit of Mayuri Kurotsuchi.
What a combination.
Character creation is my favorite part of D&D
Def a fun part of dnd
Real same
And on the opposite end of edgy I have
The Stump
He is a ghostwise halfling champion fighter who uses crossbows.
He's basically Frank Reynolds from always Sunny legit just him
He's short and bald but thinks he has game and is a genius
I got so much tabletop work to do and it's not even funny.
I have a merry village full of my characters that never get to adventure
at this point if this discord all banded their characters together we could have an imaginary country
I used to have a personal discord with every character, inspo, art and all their info but it somehow got deleted
I just hope i get to play my latest character, im the most excited for t
thats why i dont do any game prep on any online service, its all in my notebooks
D&D Question of the Day (D&D Beyond: Playing the Game):
Grappled primarily does what?
A) Forces you to drop items.
B) Sets your speed to 0 and limits movement until you escape; escaping uses a save/check against a set DC.
C) Silences you.
Today's the last D&D club meeting at my college before we get out for summer 😭
C)
I am absolutely certain that I did the right choice :D.
I'm playing as a lv 10 monk and fall down a 80ft pit without harm
Lmao
And all the d6s are either 4-6
I'm in love with monk now, they're so broken
Shoutout to my dm @stone stump
B
Grappled [Condition]
While you have the Grappled condition, you experience the following effects.
Speed 0. Your Speed is 0 and can’t increase.
Attacks Affected. You have Disadvantage on attack rolls against any target other than the grappler.
Movable. The grappler can drag or carry you when it moves, but every foot of movement costs it 1 extra foot unless you are Tiny or two or more sizes smaller than it.
I was going to go with joke answer D) finally gives you catharsis because you've been so touch starved all of these years. 
B
Anyone solorpg?
When is game day
B.
Then major stuff is due the 20th and 24th.
Tho I'm half tempted to just push everything a week.
And just enjoy my birthday and rest.
Almost full tempted actually
D was not an option
Haha, it's a setting in Discord. Under "Appearance" and "Chat Box", it's a toggle.
One of my tiefling companions, it was very endearing
D) now you are holding hands /jk
Awwww
I was supposed to play D&D with my friends after school ended but I just can't get them to
I should play a tiefling sometime their pretty cool
Our party Sorlock is a tiefling. He likes Metal Gear Rising a bit too much but it's part of the charm
I still got one in mind that was turned into a tiefling at a young age
Turned into...huh. Unique background
Well from my knowledge tieflings could have human parents, same how aasimar can have it and its possible someone was turned into one by an archdevil such as zariel
could have been reincarnated as one
Omg it's isekai 
i meant like the spell. its less expensive when compared to resurrection.
Kobold Press does have an ISEKAI'd supplement.
Well i was thinkin they were deathly sick when they were young and so their parents were very desperate to cure em and when they ran into an archdevil they cut em a deal. Cure their kid for the exchange of the parents joining the devils army and the kid becomes a tiefling
Wot. No way. Time to pitch an isekai power fantasy to my table (jk)
They've had enough power because we're level 20 rn
Oh okay makes sense now
Kobold Press also has a Soulslike Roleplaying supplement, though its leaning more towards the soul collection aspect instead of git gud.
Yeah lol, hard to understand what i mean sometimes lol
Git gud wouldn't translate well to tabletop probably
Since you get one life typically
Sounds interesting tho
structured guidance and framework that's actually had some kind of testing by a company is usually a good thing compared to just winging it with homebrew.
It is better some of the time. Can't day it's the case for some of the new official supplementary material but I often see good third party stuff.
it also depends on what works well with the table and the specific adventure
Imagine the BBEG Wizard wish for an instant reincarnate and be at the same level but now becoming a fighter.
Welcome to the second phase.
"I wish to win"
DM: "Congrats! You have officially won Dungeons & Dragons. You can retire your character immediately knowing that you won. Who's turn is it next?"
I felt like the nature domain was a bit weird to add in, not that im saying its a bad domain i think its fine. But seeing as druids are also a religious class (or atleast can be) i simply think it was odd
A fighter would be significantly easier to kill
Wall of force the fighter with your simulacrum using some sort of DoT. The microwave classic
Hmm can action surge technically make you dash twice
Its one of the actions you can take with action surge, so, yes
Technically not smth id usually do but it works if its a chase scene
Hold on whats the fastest class and race
When I win the lottery I’m gonna retire all my D&D table so we can play when ever we want
Monk race I’m not sure
when i have mastery property of both longbow and shortbow, is it worth switching to longbow rather than shortbow? for the damage and not being able to use vex
How many feet can they go if the monks level 20
I don't know off the top of my head
Alr ill search up brb
Ever seen that episode of SpongeBob. “Wanna see me do it again”
I looked it up wow that's fast
6960 feet.
Imagine haste
HOLY CRAAAAP
that's considering magic items, etc.
1 round of combat is 6 seconds, 6960 feet is insane
The reality "Nuh uh"
when i have mastery property of both longbow and shortbow, is it worth switching to longbow rather than shortbow? for the damage and not being able to use vex
the idea is the players burned out most or almost all of their resources
Yeah..
But it's still a fighter.
Yeah, and?
Small Tabaxi, 30 base speed +5 squat nimbleness, +5 mark of passage, +10 longstrider, +10 Speedy, +30 Boon of Speed +25 Monk Speed, +10 Bracers of Celerity, +20 elixir of swiftness.
then you double it with psi warrior, double it with tabax ability, double it with haste, and then double it again with boots of speed.
Dont understimate fighters please 🥀
That's 1160 ft per second
but even at low levels, it's like 200 ft of speed it's enough
Tabaxi Monk is insane
Do I really have to explain why a wizard wishing to becone a pure martial is weaker than just ... staying a wizard and wishing for their spellslots back?
Literally faster then the flash
Oh wait, actually, I think the actual speed is 9280ft, or 1546ft per second.
No, do i have to explain why a wizard after getting all his team destroyed in a desperate move turn into a strong fighter with powerful weapons to face down and obliterate the enemies.
Going too for the part that he was always weak and used his knowledge and want for one time leave that behind and be able to enjoy a close combat fight.
Because it's Movement, Action Dash, Haste Action Dash, and then Bonus Action Dash
Not really no
... wish for your teammates back?
How does the monks muscles not explode at that speed
138 mph.
Bro...
It's only Mach 1 speed
