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I can see how you conclude this, yeah. My counterreasoning is that the Improvised Weapon rules tell us to not use Proficiency Bonus, but don't tell us to not use properties.
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But it doesn't say you can't use those properties, especially where it says the DM can call it whatever weapon type it is being used as (eg a table leg= club).
So IW rules negate PB rules in one instance, and therefore the precedence set within the IW rules themselves would seemingly dictate that they require stating what else is negated.
My Rogue pistol whipping Sneak Attack is closer to reality.
huh
the damage doesn't say "replace" or "instead of"
so if we go with "improvised weapons don't replace/remove properties" you could throw a long sword and deal 1d8+1d4, and sap the target
I think in the end it's dm fiat though
I think this is largely because not all IW are actually weapons, and non-weapons wouldn't have damage dice in the first place.
we can't assume that any more than we can assume they do not get other properties
Damage. On a hit, the weapon deals 1d4 damage of a type the DM thinks is appropriate for the object.
id say this is enough to replace the damage, no?
Specific beats general. "The weapon deals 1d4 damage" is in replacement of the weapon's existing text.
oops did i foget to turn off or?
I think I did. Or maybe it's you. I'm not sure.
I think this is similar to the idea that we could conclude that you use your PB with an IW, though, if you have prof in the weapon. It would be determining that the apparent contradiction between using and not using your PB when making attacks would be able to be chosen by the user. I don't actually believe that, but I think we'd need to internally rule the same way. Either the IW rules override the weapon in all directly contradictory instances or they don't override.
hilariously tavern brawler doesn't contradict the "no PB"
it simply says you are proficient. the callout in improvised weapon says not to use PB
I was thinking Improvised Weapons may be in the same camp as: Simple & Martial.
you only have PB if you are proficient
That is pretty comedic, I'm not gonna lie.
They are. Simple and Martial melee weapons used contrary to how they were meant, become improvised weapons. It's in the IW description. Otherwise any thing you can get your hands on is an IW.
well since it's very unclear I'll go with what makes sense in that you can't gain crazy benefits from using something a way it'snot supposed to be used
(the way we've played this whole time tbh)
oh yeah, since you don't lose properties, long bow wouldn't be able to attack without ammunition
and you'd have disadvantage on melee attacks since it wouldn't lose the ranged property
Good catch. And heavy weapons aren't heavy~
Ok that’s hilarious
Wait a minute, its if you make a Ranged Attack within 5ft of an enemy. Not an attack with a Ranged Weapon within 5ft of an enemy
The melee attack with a Ranged Weapon will be fine, no Disadvantage
Ammunition also calls out ranged attack, yeah.
Oh same applies to ammunition i think-
Ah beat me to it
Tavern Brawler specifically allows you to use your proficiency bonus with an IW, provided you would get one after the DM determines what weapon type is similar to your IW you are using.
Hot Take, WOTC should add the utilise action to cunning actions for rogues.
I can't think of a single item that's going to break the game if you can use it as a bonus action - all magic items require the magic action so that's a separate thing.
Having a rogue be able to throw out ballbearings, caltrops, oil, grappling hooks, in addtion to being able to take their regular attacks might actually mean some of the utility items that get so often ignored actually see some cool use.
It's also super on theme for a rogue
There's a subclass that does this: Thief 😛
Let me make my batman rogue and have him not have to waste full actions dropping caltrops that deal 1 damage 😭
Turns out I'm stupid
Don't you just hate it when the DM gives everyone Fast Hands; at least for the Utilize Action
Hi stupid I’m Nugget
I still think it should be for all rogues XD Fast Hands works for magic items which is a way bigger deal
Though perhaps bombs would make all rogues too strong? But rogues need it anyway
The point of caltrops isn't the damage they deal, the point of caltrops is that they stop a creature's movement, reduce their speed by ten and can even be coated with poison
and technically bomb doesn't say the utilise action (though it obviously is)
Yeah but then they get 0 movement until the start of their next turn.
Used smartly, caltrops are powerful enough to justify the fact that they require an action
tavern brawler says you are proficient with them. that is a general use case. improvised weapons specifically state you cannot use your proficiency bonus.
Yeah but it's pretty niche application if it requires a whole turn
you are still proficient, for any and all other uses of the term. but improvised weapons do not use your PB
I thought Tavern Brawler is the specific and IW is the general
But they're still cool as, I have a player trying to make a utility character now so I was going through every item helping them pick equipment for level 1 even though I know they'll quickly realise attacking is probably just better
they're both specific but they aren't contra to one another
Yeah you aren't proficient with them if you don't have TB and you aren't proficient in the the type of weapon the DM says you are using your IW as.
you are still proficient. but improvised weapons do not use PB.
We ran some test combat using caltrops and ballbearings + stealth to take on a bunch of assailants too strong for them and it was really fun
I'll make sure they're aware of theif but they're doing a sherlock holmes type so I think they'll end up going mastermind regardless
in fact I'd say that the callout in improvised weapons is only applicable to tavern brawler, since that is the only time you'll ever be proficient in improvised weapons.
But also DM can rule most improvised weapons use a weapon statblock - e.g. the table leg club
im thinking of getting some in my campaign, will see if the dm let me
yes, if the DM rules that it is a club, then it is treated as a club, not as an improvised weapon
normally he would
If you are using a table leg to bonk someone, and the DM says okay you are using it as a club. You don't get to use your PB. However if you have TB and you have proficiency with simple weapons, then you get to use it.
in that case it functions as that weapon and uses that weapon's rules
So in my experience improv weapons almost never come into play unless you're doing the insane hit him with a chair move
Because most things you pick up as a weapon are going to be weapon shaped enough that they're not improvised, fire pokers, kitchen knives, pitchforks, tree branches, are all weapon weapons
So you have prof
if im not wrong for improvised weapons prof you would need tavern brawler isnt it?
you 
Yes. It gets to use the the mastery properties if you can can use them.
if it is treated as a club, it is not treated as an improvised weapon
Is there something that says you don't get proficiency? I think using that weapons rules is pretty clear
Thank you Dyno
it is a more specific line within the improvised weapon rules.
Me
i sent message 
But that specific line gives permission to use player proficiency as I read it
yes it does. but at that point you are not using it as an improvised weapon, you are using it as a club
Folks please stop pinging folks who have specifically noted they don't want to be pinged
Please respect their desires
so it will have the properties of a club, not of whatever else you were using it for
Dyno we said thanks. ❤️
Please people stop pinging Dave. If I see that Dyno message one more time I swear I will have a stroke caused by rage.
Get creative. Pummel smash. Butt Strike. Hit with the flat side of the blade
Yeah that was my point, improv weapon rarely comes into play, because most "improv weapons" are weapon shaped enough to be regular weapons
if you use a longbow and your DM says treat it as a club, you use the club properties and masteries and damage etc
At least when I'm dming
Dyno reoccurring more than a Paladin talking about their oath for the 10th time in a single session.
That's the DM's call. It's in the description
sure, that's a really truly useful thing to do
Skill CON issue 
yes. we were discussing the other elements of improvised weapons of course.
none of which would apply if you are treating it as a club
OK so... I feel like you're saying something but I don't know what
The table leg is still an IW, and since the DM says it's being used as a Club, you get to use the master properties.
DEX Issue
Pretty sure Rage isn't DEX-based 
I'd argue wis issue. Failing to control anger is usually a wisdom problem
For way less damage why would you want to haha
But as DM I'd usually still rule that as regular weapon attacks. Like if you're pummel striking that's still using your sword and proficiency... you can pummel strike with any attack that's free flavour.
Unless you reaaally want to change damage type to bludg then I guess I'd have to make it improv
Having a stroke is definitely a CON issue 
Good point
Mobile. Keyboard. Mouse
if the dm rules it is a club, then you will use all of the properties of a club. not as an improvised weapon. because you use the rules for that weapon as it specifically says in the line item
Hardware. Issue. 
nah, you replied to the message, we gucchi now. BG:DIA S0 Wednesday :3
I reacted hours ago!
so if you have a long bow you're using in melee and your DM says "treat it as a club" then it is a 1d4 light bludgeoning weapon woth the slow mastery.
The damage would still be 1d4 plus any master properties. It's still an IW, because used as a club to bonk
Changing damage types for them skeletons
i just saw the notification after i sent the message for you to do so 😭
yes, however, instead of using the general IW rules, it is giving you a specific use case based on the DM's ruling, where you use the rules for the weapon it is replicating
wait, was i napping
Good suggestion: let the player and DM decide how it gets used, whether to use it as IW or a Club.
Yeah because I added the thumb reaction to draw your attention to the 100 reaction
oh god i was napping
If my Longbow is a Club, can I cast Shillelagh on it? Thanks~
myb g, i was not familiar with your game
Only as long as you're using it as one, then the spell fades.
ask your DM.
Well the description says it's the DM's call to call it a weapon type (eg club).
It still does IW damage
Shillelagh damage
no... it does whatever the weapon's damage is that the DM is allowing you to use it as
Your forearm and fist technically count as a Club 
" If an improvised weapon resembles a Simple or Martial weapon, the DM may say it functions as that weapon and uses that weapon's rules. " this is a specific item that overwrites the rest of the IW rules replacements
you aren't using that weapons rules if you are using IW's rules instead
Pretty hard to rule the butt of a sword as any other weapon in the game so I guess you can switch to that for improvised...
Surely there's something lying around you can use as a club though to get your proficiency and bigger damage dice 😛
You mean these guns~ 💪
No it does 1d4 which is the damage for any IW.
But actually longbow is another item I might nerf by making a true improv weapon
Too flimsy to be a good club
so specific beats general. under the weapon equivalents rule as a part of improvised weapons, it says to use that weapon's rules. which means not to use the improvised weapon's rules
Quarterstaff~
That's better than a club 🤣
Still Shillelagh target
Not manuverable enough to make a good quarterstaff or use your proficiency with
So I guess tavern brawler is good for using already good weapons for things they're not supposed to be used for
tavern brawler is good for dealing damage with unarmed strike, and for pushing with an unarmed strike
as written, unless we assume that improvised weapons replace the entirety of the rules from the weapon, it isn't really interactive with improvised weapons
Tavern Brawler also allow you to use your proficiency bonus with improvised weapons
noooo
Tavern Brawler is good for hitting a dude with another dude
it says you are proficient with them. proficiency normally allows using your proficiency bonus with things, however, improvised weapons do not use pb
what it does do is allow you to use any of the other features that call for "a weapon you are proficient with"
Tavern Brawler specifically says you can use profiiency with improvised weapons
no it does not. please read it again
it says you have proficiencty with improvised weapons. under normal circumstances, weapons you are proficient in can use your PB. however, specifically, improvised weapons do not use your PB.
Yeah. I already said that multiple times 20 minutes ago
so we agree then, tavern brawler does not allow you to use your proficiency bonus with improvised weapons
You just repeated what I said before
okay cool, you kept saying it like you were disagreeing
No that's not what we agree.
so what part of tavern brawler says you can use your profiency bonus with an improvised weapon?
The weapon equivalents section overrides the rest of the improvised weapons section
Someone wanna join a campaign?
i believe the description of the feat says so
Try #find-a-game
u can check from the phb
It says you only get prof if you already have prof
that takes to long
oh you have too?
Ok, but it's against the rules to try and get players here, you have to do it in that channel.
i just said that
I see where we were talking around each other Laterbot - I agree that if the DM is saying somethign counts as a club, then it counts as a club, which you will be proficient in.
it does not do this
better like that ngl.
getting into a Champaign isnt easy, its like getting into a relationship between you, the dm and other 2 to 4 players
Yes - you must use the Looking For Game channels (or direct messages) to solicit or organize games. It's off-topic in the discussion channels.
enjoy dragon
It does in 2024
no it most certainly does not. please reread the feat. it says you have proficiency in improvised weapons. a feature of improvised weapons is that you do not use your proficiency bonus.
Man no ping is annoying, like I get it but replies autoping unless I change my settings and I don't think about replies as pings
I'm never going to @ Dave I'm not trying to be disrespectful
Please respect folks desires on not being pinged
I don't mind if you never @ me. we are having a conversation just fine without it
tha'ts not SRD, don't paste it here
you only need to paste the relevant part
I just did, it said nothing about proficiency bonus
Direct quote from PHB 2024
Improvised Weaponry: You have proficinecy with improvised weapons
it says "you have proficiency with improvised weapons". one of the features of improvised weapons is that they do not use proficiency bonus.
This debate feels like a #dnd-rules discussion.
oh, directly without the feat, no they dont.
Yeah I think it's time to close out the "huh, that's weird" discussion on improvised weapons
My final hot take is: That's not RAW that's being obtuse. It's obviously overriding that rule, this isn't even RAI it's just understanding English
I would ping Dave in rules to continue the conversation but...
Or you could just say "let's continue in #dnd-rules" and, considering that Dave can read, he can follow you there if he wants to.
True, you know what is weird
The guy that gave me so cheap an amulet, idk why and how he name it is weird
Something about "Evil amulet that was made in hell and bath in demon blood and will bring demise to anyone that use it"
Really weird ngl isnt it?
And the old guy just disappeared after i grab it
You guys think it might be cursed?
modron march
Ah yes, the cursed amulet or the random crazy potions mix wackiness
Ooooohhh maaaaan, it was too cheap and look so cooooool 
it even whisper things sometimes, i think it can do random calls
You think fr its cursed?
That can be a fun game/campaign mcguffin to help drive the story
likely cursed, but does your character know?
it kinda happened to me in a campaign i am, the paladin got a cursed sword, gruesome one that let him do some really weird stuff
Now in the next session we are fighting the demon that control the curse//sword
Guys I may have just thought of my first joke character
Autognome college of glamour bard
They're a furby .
They get their fur burnt off at some point and realize they're mechanical and have a crisis about it.
So, would be an animal? a construct? what?
im just imagining some cursed draw of some guy with a furby head holy pickle....
i need to drink water 
I choose autognome with a terminator type vibe
It looks like some sort of weird animal thing on the surface and then it gets dipped in acid and there's just Robot under there
Uh, a campaign that starts because a cursed magic item comes into possession of the PCs. Sounds familiar
Maybe the magic item could be some sort of phylactery for a lich god or something? And it wants to go back to its master by corrupting the wielders?
Oh, what if a secondary antagonist was a previous wielder of the item, corrupted by it and who wants to take it back because he's addicted to it?
na, its more like an arc from my paladin. I will see what i do with my character in terms of goals and stuff after that "arc"
Maybe i make him build a house and start going to bars to see his luck
some sort of gollum from TLotR?
Yes that was the joke

Oooohhhh, okey okey. Welp, hope is a real item not like that ring
that ring was a total bait, never did something real
Hope is a thing with feathers?
How useful are items that are really specific to one thing (eg the ring of warm is only helpful in cold environments?)
as useful as you make them
Depends on campaign settings
Ring of warm would be pretty essential in a tundra setting with lots of survival aspects
Is it bad if on my first character i add environmental specific items bc of their backstory orrr???
i would work with the DM about wether its good or not for that game
but generally, you dont add magic items or stuff that your DM didnt tell you to start with
Mh that makes sense
Reminds me how important a Ring of Warmth would be in my Monday game if the party went west in-game.
Since every day there would be a cold check without the right precautions.
Saw a post for an awesome sounding game using my favorite vtt and content I want
It's in a time slot I'm dming
Pain
Hey guys, could anyone tell me what the big dude in the background is? This is on the Barlgura page, but everything leads to the Barlgura being the bottom right guy: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/forgottenrealms/images/b/b8/Glabrezu%2C_Evistro_and_Bar-lgura.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200310175142
I found it in the MM Expanded - I think it's 4E?
Chest of preservation,its a perfect fridge
That seems to be a glabrezu
and i love the idea of having like 8 of those stacking in a kitchen
Ahhhhh awesomeeee!
Yeah. Pincher arms, dog-like face, two smaller arms. Definitely a glabrezu
thats definitely a Glabrezu aye
as our beloved fiend has said :3
he would know of all entities :3
Glabrezu being demons that specialize in temptation. Extremely smart, calculating, good at working behind the scenes.
why don't you have your own server tag
Honestly I hate server tags - so many folks can't join and participate on our server because their dang server tag doesn't comply with server rules.
oh I didn't know that
theres a lot with weird acronyms and characters yeah
But also for so many... why the heck did they pick that inappropriate tag? Why would they want to be noticed for that?!!!
Sigh
tis how it goes
-# ... wait, mind is fine, right?
Yeah you're good
ring of warmth would probably be very helpful if you tried fistfighting an ice golem
I don't want to use a server tag because I don't like other people being able to find out where I hang out
can you imagine if people found out I'm a fan of (insert band here)
this is a super secret club for cool people
embrace representing
I mean I paid for the tag, I will use the tag
To bring this back to D&D, we do have a D&D server tag if folks want to use it.
I like staying tagless
I go against the grain
I can't be labeled 😎
-# also I'm just so averse to change that it would bother me if my username had something by it all of a sudden
I seriously had to debate changing my role in this server from 'new to dnd' to the warlock one currently because I was like Mmm I don't like it looking different
i just liked the tag of FEDs, sound like police and all that
still dreaming about a campaign where the party are IRS collectors
Dragons would hate them
the true enemy of tiamat
I don't mind my tag mostly because it's pretty neutral across the board. There's definitely worse out there
I don't think any state has laws that force dragons to pay taxes.
does Waterdeep count?
Waterdeep is a state
they have a dragon making money
if they want to continue their state of living then we gonna make them pay up
OK yeah, if that dragon is a subject to the law and contributes to society, sure.
Anyways, I made the decision in my current campaign to take neither Poisoner nor Alert this early and choose Lucky instead
Lowkey hating how mandatory it feels for someone like me
hes the one who makes Dragons (the currency). so
a dragon with a 401k
gonna retire with their savings in a small suburban mountain like A RESPONSIBLE ADULT
Though that dragon is probably taxed as a burgher. Meaning a city dweller, who has to pay town taxes and tolls.
If he leaves town, then he has no status under which he would have to pay taxes
i think they only have him come in from time to time to mint more money
Then he would just be taxed on what he is paid for minting it.
By the way, I have the opportunity to change my spells thanks to the level up
Should the 4 I pick be Absorb Elements, Entangle, Rope Trick, and PWT?
If PWT still disgusts you, go Spike Growth
Or should I leave PWT to the druid and pick up something like Cordon Arrows or Enhance Ability?
wait, nevermind, Aurinax used to guard the gold, not make it
But otherwise yes this seems v solid
Enhance Ability finally addresses your bad luck too if you wanna go down that route
i am now interested in the drama of dragon suburban life
Nah, I just don't know if I can leave PWT to the Druid and/or Enhance Ability to the Wizard
By the way, is it only ability checks or anything involving the stat?
there's gotta be a dragon somewhere that just works as an accountant and hits up the taverns on weekends
Druid has more spells that need concentration and has stiff competition with PWT, leave PWT to the Ranger
Although I do have to wonder: Are adventurers even taxed? Like... How? They don't rent land to the lords like peasants. It's a polytheistic setting, they wouldn't have to pay church tithes. They don't own land in cities and are therefore not part of the town charter...
The only thing I could imagine them paying is just, like... Entry tax. Pay when you enter the city or use a bridge or the road.
Hey guys I’ve just want to ask how do you guys do role playing cause like whenever i’m playing i feel like i’m not doing nearly as much as I want to be doing
reminds me of the tax quest in witcher 3
Enhance Ability is w/e, it addresses your bad luck for one and you don't have to beg the Wizard to have it on you 24/7 if you take it yourself
But if you trust the Wizard to give it to you semi permanently, feel free to skip
I'll... ugh-
I'll take PWT and EA for now. I can always change it again next level up if need be
i dont think most cities care about adventurers unless theyre holed up in a city
wdym by not nearly as much?
Is it ability checks only?
No there's a bit more to it, read up the ability description
I mean that I want to do more role playing as my charcter but i’m doing that much of it
Based on the Enhance Ability attribute you get advantage in rolls related to those skills, plus some extra perks if you chose str/dex/con Enhance Ability
what's stopping you?
Not adventurers specifically. But in theory, you pay for passing by the town gates and crossing the bridges and using the roads and entering the markets and using the ports.
ah yeah
I am aware of the secondary effects, I just want to know if the advantage applies to just ability checks or other rolls involving the stat
but i feel tolls are different from taxes
It applies to all rolls
Yeah. Then no taxes for adventurers, just tolls.
You can even use Enhance Ability like a selfish version of PWT
taxing adventurers could be a niche then ig
Assuming an economy somewhat like medieval england, some people may be exempt from tolls. Like clergy (probably only clergy of religions approved of by the state), certain guild members, royal officials and nobles
Attack rolls, ability checks, and saves. Got it
running my first ever homebrew campaign, kinda nervous
Not attack rolls I don't think
But ability checks and saves sure, though since its concentration there's a non 0 chance concentration breaks
Rather than playing as my charcter i feel like i’m just making them do i want to do and i’m not very great at just taking the intiative and interacting
I guess that could help
It definitely helps, just use Eagle's Splendor on yourself and be a patchwork face for your team
Although it's annoying that it only helps with 1 at a time. Could use it for Strength, but then be left wide open to Dex or possibly Chr
I think you can play that to your strength. Self-inserting yourself into your character and imgaine yourself being there along with sharing the same past/backstories with your character. Its you, but kinda like an alternate version of you in a diffrent universe
Murphy's Law may as well be my autobiography at this point
ahh yeah i get that problem a lot too, especially when we do combat
I mean sure but at that point may as well play a campaign where you and the enemy auto get nat 20s
not that it's always a bad thing, think it would only be so if it directly contradicts the character
finding a cool looking campaign only to find out it was ai generated is a new, 2026-type of agony
sure with experience that you'll improve on it
Me or someone else?
You
you gotta live the gimmick
I’ll try that in my next session tomorrow
Thanks anyways
good luck fam
all the best fam, and have fun!
why would you use ai to prepare for your games idgi. Prepping for a game is fun
tbf, my first dnd character uses my actual government name, what more self insert than that
i guess some people too lazy?
and AI is a tool of the uncreative/uninteresting
I don't know why anyone would want to play in a game where the DM doesn't even care enough to use their own creativity
or at least a human's creativity.
The predictive text can take a "stream of consciousness" type of data entry and make it into something that kind of makes sense.
i am way better at avoiding self-inserts when i do text-only since i can actually read what im gonna say, but all bets are off on real time
someone become the victim of the dragon again 😭
having kinda messy black hair and a harem?
I don't know why anyone would want to play a game focused on imagination if they don't want to use their imagination
I'm really good at mean characters through text but I get nervous doing that with people who don't know me LOL
fair, i can do that in normal conversation but not while roleplaying lol
someone got taxed by the dragon rip
wow u really cant say anything in our campaign
that's how you know it's a good campaign
sometimes, it feel like there's a false hydra in this server
really lets the imagination shine
if you can't say anything about it without getting put on a list
and allows for collaborative discussion in a game about collaborative discussion
yessir!
I was midway through creating a crystal dragonborn wizard too, so, sadge
wdym
rn im just trying to design what a heavy armor unarmed monk would look like
ah so thats where the dragons hoard came from
the dragons hoard of gifs
i cant really remember, feels like i said someting, and then its gone
cant grasp it, feel like things slipping between my finger
Imagine your party raid a Dragon lair, who revealed to be a techno geek and its lair is just full of servers of nfts and gifs
and my pc mr. gif, kirito is in there, wow now i know what im doing next session
Do you worship Shar by any chance
if i saw a dragon hoarding nfts i would just leave, there is nothing worth stealing
No no, you try and sell the dragon more nfts 
so that you can charge the dragon taxes
THe dragon wil then become defensive and start lecturing you about arcane blockchain, and how every lot in the weave is serialized by mystra and cannot be replicate etc etc 🤣
And that's quite enough, thanks. I can feel brain cells dying as I read that.
i would prefer the chomping to death tbh
The toughest opponent there is... A Techbro Dragon
techbros aren't tough, they're annoying.
"Just disntegrate me already" while the dragon still yap about MystraCoin
That's just Deadpool and whatshisface while the walking tin can was preaching peace, harmony, and forgiveness.
MystraCoin pisses me off, thanks for ruining my day /joking
"No No you dont get it mortal, Today 1 MystraCoin might cost you 100gp, but 10 thousand year for now, it will be 1 billion gp"
"hold. hold. don't sell."
No no no you fraud you said that same thing about MystrylCoin right before the rug pull
"I saw economy collapse, dont make the same mistake as Midas boi, hold it, dont sell"
I'm dying inside
Meanwhile the Bard:
"$10. Take it or leave it."
And the question remains: Why would someone buy that?
The dragon is named Ponzigaron, and it keep trying to either convinve you to buy MystraCoin, or join its mlm scheme
Just a NFT of Tiamat
Vecna’s treasure hoard is just a crystal with 100 MystraCoin
the real reason is why someone wouldn't! now invest your life savings on tiamatcoin today
i always knew my business classes would come in handy one day
Venger would like a word
the dragon recruited the local band of goblins into its pyramid scheme
Ponzigaron: "Its an investment, trust me bro. Remember that ruined kingdom you explore last session? yeah they become like that because their economy collapsed and their self-minted coin become useless. Buy from me, im a dragon, i can keep it in value for years!!!"
The servers are being ran by a bunch of kobold IT guys
Anyways, the only rational answer to this dragon is disintegrate
Banish the dragon for a bit, take his crypto, and gtfo
Ponzigaron uses legendary action; consuming 1000 MystraCoin to resurrect itself
"its a paid service"
🤣
No lowkey this could work in my main campaign
They're still talking about MystraCoin 😭
it's a valid investment that's all i'm saying
The concept is that the party are all digital copies of their original selfs, being sent to different worlds and timelines to fix the problems.
its a filler session, Ponzigaron and the Pyramid of Schemes
Manifested in real form.
OK that's... That's literally how some dragon magic actually works
I'd rather get BhaalCoin tbh
So we could run into a techno geek NFT Mystracoin dragon that's like behind it all
Pull an Ender's Game.
It's more reliable because it goes up everytime someone gets murdered
BhaalCoin enthusiasts are rich right now
We takin Bhaalcoin all the way to the moon
and you can threaten them by saving their nfts as pngs
war between the gods in faerun later turn into them trying to startup a shitcoin and outsell other god's shitcoin
Straight to the moon!!!!
All the cultists selling their "get rich quick" scheme
KILL THE MOON
welp i'm happy on steam i just got free stuff dlc from pathfinder: wrath of the righteous!!!!
Exactly lmao
oh no, the gods turned corporate
My kobold sorcerer has high charisma so deception and persuasion 😉
The gods were always corporate
What if the gods themselves is the pyramid scheme?
makes sense that clerics are so powerful then, they're nepobabies
Literally the illuminati.
Ao’s get quick rich scheme
work in the Pyramid schemes as the main call center sellsman
their dads are the ceo
What if my kobold is the head of the scheme?!
Plot twist!!!!
Small kobold is really a scamming multi billionaire the whole time!
I find it funny that Waterdeep being the city with some of the harshest punishments.. is also the one with the most crime lmao
Im predicting it now, watch next year this exact same contents published in the next dnd book. Ponzigaron, The Pyramid, everything
they're doing it for the love of the game at this point
A bit off topic but that's funny how you said that because in my BG3 run with my DM we just started act 2
the punishment becomes a call to the challenges
So we got to meet the waterdeep wizard talking to gale
"our very strength invites challenge"
I'm not very good with BG3 sadly
I gotta get out of this rat hole city I’m moving to Sigil
WaterdeepCoin is next in the market, goes up each time a crime is committed in Waterdeep
Theres no way Waterdeep’s crime rate holds a candle to baldurs gate cmon now
Waterdeep is already a cryptocracy, technically.
What? 👀
Rule by secret
"Good. Here's a Terrasque. Gl"
The Masked Lords are the lawmakers and their identities are magically enforced secrets.
The Open Lord is a just a cryptobro
The only lawmaker whose identity is known is the Open Lord. My husband calls her The Open Faced Lord, like a sandwich.
The Mass Server for every crypto shitcoin of the gods is under waterdeep. The reason it was name waterdeep is because how deep the server is in the water as cooling system
Someone make a campaign based on crypto currency.
There's like ... so many evil organizations in Waterdeep
Also, I believe one of Zhentarims main base of operations is in waterdeep as well lmao
Id love to join that
ZhentarimCoin
the pancake lord
The black network is all over the sword coast
I wouldn’t be surprised if they owned a private retreat in Moonshae
D&D but its really Code Lyoko
Technically Skullport, whichi s below Waterdeep.
Vecna trynna startup his own crypto but the gods sabotaged him
but kinda the samething, no?
Infinite time = infinite growth becoming a lich is just a good financial decision
WAIT, Wait...
What about LolthCoin?
DrowCoin?
what have i done
Poisonous and disappears in sunlight.
the plot of stranger things season 6
What if a lich literally departed his soul into crypto
Pay for your sins.
And you have to crash the market to kill him
Falactary of LichCoin
That would mean the houses of menzoberanzan would have to agree on the value of something
Phylactery
No, see they would love it because it's rife for manipulation.
guys i got my first dnd game ever tonight im so excited🥳
FireballCoin, everytime a wizard Casts Fireball, investors in fireball coin get blown up
Youre so right
all started from Pozigaron trying to sell people MystraCoin, now the other gods got jealous and trying to follow the trend 😭
Have fun, ask questions, and dont be afraid to "be in character"
Perish, foul Tarnished
its a oneshot and the dm and made characters so luckily i dont have to worry about the "hard stuff"
Influencing the value of LolthCoin would become a game, until Lolth Herself becomes involved.
Anyways gn chat
For every point increase a male drow gets cocooned
if theres a barbarian with big weapons, im immediately going for that
I get to play my Centaur Barbarian soon 🧐
ah hello
Hi~
I wanted to asm
ask Is there a section here to find a group to play or maybe some site
Yep #looking-for-players is a good start
do they have like newbie games?
how to make playing dnd online fun and not awkward?
the awkwardness IS the fun
embrace the current or be washed away
is dnd supposed to be like a drama improv thing with numbers
If you want it to be
dnd can be whatever you want it to be
that would be really fun
ive been in campaigns where people roleplay through combat
i imagine some really well designed dungeons can be fun as hell to explore
what are some really fun well designed dungeons?
Yes start with tomb of annihilation 
But on an actual note Dungeon of the Mad Mage is great
I mean like any one is fine for me I want to try the fight even if its just against some wolfs
i have seen videos of the tomb of horrors 💔
this probably gets thrown around a lot but it really does just look like a dark souls level but somehow more tedious
just saw the newbies chat haha
Horrors is designed for you to either leave, or just be unrealistically stubborn so you can suffer/die. Annihilation actually has stakes, story, and more engaging traps that are still deadly
wasnt there a rumour that dungeon was made just to purposely kill off overly op characters that annoyed the author
map, dungeon, tomato tomato
That's nota rumor thats factual. He took it to a major con and said anyone that died as he ran it handed over their sheets from home. He left with a huge stack
Man i need dnd
also ToH isnt really 'horror' it's just suffering. Curse of Strahd is a horror campaign
Oops you triggered a boulder trap and you die
that explains a lot of the design
how would a dm manage to elicit horror without gratuitous shock or gross factor
Horror is primarily defined by stakes
CoS handles it with sandboxing higher threats that players are intended to realize they cant fight and in many cases need to flee or get distractions
The players being outclassed is a common element for horror
ah so its that feeling of helplessness
I believe Heroes of Horror has some suggestions.
It’s horrors from the characters’ POV, but most aggravation from the players’ POV
Strahd is horror themed not horror.
That depends on teh player, but the average player likely wouldnt like that unless its explicitly covered session 0. which CoS should do
Strahd? More like Frauhd
Facts. Bro deserves his suffering
Barovia should be embarrassed
yeah, informed consent always good
Always last tho, you are giga weaker like a player, still can fight but dont expect winning a lot and intact
That’s kinda how most horror themed stuff works in D&D. Fear is stuff that you’re supposed to roleplay in-character, but it’s not so much something that’s supposed to be scary to the players. Unless you go out of your way to do a really immersive campaign.
delicate balance between scary and annoying
Wanna add some horror to your games in a super easy way? Don’t tell the players the name of the spell youre castong
No wait, i was in 3
I died in 2 and survived in 1
That's just normal games?
Especially for open ended spells like phastasmal killer
RAW you’re not supposed to be doing that anyways
I know some dms that do so I thought id mention it
Unless it's a spell a player actively knows/prepares, I wont name the spell since they wont recognize the cast
XGTE actually introduced an optional rule for how to identify a spell as it’s being cast
imagine using a reaction to identify teh spell you can't stop or counterspell now because you wasted the reaction
Even then I won’t do it, cuz every caster casts a spell differently
everytime something scary happens in the game, you go up to the players and electric shock them
tie them down to an electric chair
"oh look, this (instert name of spell) will obliterate me and turn me into ashes, Amazing!!"
Lay a nerf gun next to your dm screen
i personally think player paranoia is better then most horror
Yep, the more the player know, the more it fear
hi
I did a trick where I got with a player beforehand who got kidnapped by a shapechanger and got replaced. All I had to do is inform them of shapechangers to get them to suspect each othr
the greatest horror is the one you imagine
And even by that rights, the variant rule to recognize no longer makes sense. If someone casts teh same spell differently, no arcana check can recognize something that isnt consistent
also there's smt called a gas spore, a mushroom that looks like a beholder, but dies in 1 hit from anything, super funny if the player kept shooting down the fake ones, then hit a real one
I know Whistle Bard from Crooked Moon has a built in DC to resist having a spell being identified while its being cast
Its like a whole feature once you get the subclass
sounds redundant. enemies (like players) would never want to waste the reaction to try and identify teh spell
i believe that there a spell that prevent div spells from identifying the item that it was cast on
Also, if I have my reaction and an enemy is casting a spell mid-combat, I’m probably just gonna counterspell if it looks like a big deal anyways
yes i know right
Or just Absorb Elements if you aren't a counterspell caster/dont have those slots
Whats the thoughts on Counterspell being a Con Save now
If the lich points a finger at me to cast a spell, I’m not gonna burn a reaction to try and identify it, then just sit there and take it
div wiz are stronger, and so if silvery barbs
New Counterspell is better for players because enemies using it wont cost the player slots, but using it on enemies is still just as good. You can also get higher level spells denied just as easily without upcasting it now.
Silvery Barbs needed the buff 
I think it’s better. There’s the chance at failure, and as a player you no longer have to try and guess what level a spell is being cast at
Barbs is a reaction. So is Counterspell. You cant do both as a single caster anyways
i know right, and it sounded so much better on paper
my favorite identify spell is using the paladin as a human shield
Making Divination Wizard potentially better at counterspelling is cool and I like it (i say with bias)
Silvery Barbs is also technically a setting specific spell, so I wouldn’t assume it’s available at all tables anyway
i mean i think so too, but i also main div wiz, so...
Strix is just a magic school its hardly setting specific like an ebberon feat
I am playing a Div wizard sundays, but my prefered school is necromancy...as underloved as it is
Tasha that harlot ruined necromancy for years
Strix is technically a setting. It's a literal Plane from MTG it's just explicitlyu D&D connected and technically can access any setting legally
It’s very much a setting, even if it can fit in any other setting. If the DM says, “No Strixhaven content”, that includes Silvery Barbs.
Tasha had nothing to do with Necromancy suffering. 5e devs fearing it since 3.5 made it good is the issue
same. i love having minions
Hi, I’m new here
necro wizard can have infinite hp, idk why no one talks about it though
I was interested in joining a group I do have some ideas of what I want to join in a group. I want to role-play and have deep lore about the characters and surroundings. but also, I would like to share my art and make new friends.
Infinite?
Because that sounds like rule skirting nonsense and not the actual minion master fantasy you play necromancer for
Thank you I hope you all have a good day
i mean... yeah, but by RAW it's real, incured to death make it so that ur max hp can't be reduced, so if u use some spell to temp increase ur max hp, it shouldn't go lower
most dms ban it though
Yea thats the UA necro I think thats gonna be fixed
Or at least reworded
RAI I think is for resisting health drain effects not Aid spam
i think they should fix it, but also buff necro wizard
That isnt true
Casting Aid and having it end isn't an effect reducing your max HP. The effect is specifically ending
Its rules skirting
No that feature is 2014 Necro. The most recent UA Necro doesnt have it
but the result is that ur max hp is lowered
Oh? I need to study up on my UA then
irrelevant. And a bad faith reading so it's not even a valid argument
0_0 what core books do you guys use these days? the 2014 or the 2024?
Both
- Anything not reprinted from 2014 is legal use
I feel like im in the minority when I say I like 2024 more than 2014 but there are some changes I don’t like
i mostly use the 2014 because i'm too lazy to buy the full 2024 set, also i'm poor
Thats where 2014 comes in
Both. Especially both '14 & '24 DMG.
There's free rules that cover most of it
yes, but i don't like some of the character and background reworks
from what im seeing 2024 fix lot of things from 2014. Still i feel some kind of tick in some way
i know, the dnd 2024 basic rules, right? that the only 2024 one i use though
You’re not at all. Most people I see or talk to agree that most changes are strictly better
ah ok. Becuase I was wondering about it for a while now.
This is a weird pick but I audibly pogged when I saw the new Chromatic Orb
I just like the aesthetic
What does that sound like?
Oughhhh with a twist of awe
lol, some of the spells are ehh.. but some of the others are like quite different
Circle casting is the only thing from 2024 i explicitly avoid in any serious campaign
I like what they did with Ritual Spells and have everyone who can prepare it the ability to Ritual Cast
I just don’t know it, so i don’t use it.
That was a home rule that everyone I knew did so it felt natural
Circle casting isn’t really game breaking since doing it in combat would require multiple characters to dedicate their turns for a single spell. Doing it with utility spells is a nice way to include teamwork tho during regular play between the casters
A lot of the changes were like that. Like Bonus Action Potions.
But now you can't Ready action potions
yes, my party was so surprised when i told then that bonus action potions wasn't in the rules
u can't? i never knew... but i don't use potions much anyways
Can you not use a potion as a general utilise action?
Thats the thing, you would never really need to enter combat because you would annihilate anything that so much as showed any sort of aggression
Circle Casting mostly means that, given some prep time, casters can annihilate unsuspecting communities with huge area effects they can't avoid.
Which is honestly more a villain move.
Its cause you can only Ready: actions or a move up to your Speed. Can't ready Bonus Actions
None of the circle cast options increase the actual output of damage on the spells. And typically players aren’t in positions where they can see a would be threat from hundreds of feet away to just long range aoe spells on a would be encounter

the main problem i think is that they can do that for EVERYTHING, unless u magic-proof everything they see
Is this Thayan/Rashemen circle casting?
Well for starters getting a cult of 20+ spellcasters to make a single huge fireball cast to nuke a small village doesn’t really benefit you usually
Damage isn’t everything there are spells that default kill just by themselves
Imagine force wall microwave but with both spells having a range of 1000 feet each
no, but u can do that for the major landmarks that u know there a 90% chance will have smt
Wall of force microwave isn’t a thing
Major landmarks are usually protected from vandalism in general or you have the nearest government contracting not tied for your heads.
omg... I want a Wall of Force Microwave.
The microwave combo has been a joke for years now? How come it doesn’t exist?
that's true, or if my party encountered this, they will probably nuke the governmaent first, or what ever police force there is
Sickening Radiance + Wall of Force or even force cage if you’re feeling spicy
it's a thing, but have a lot of req of ur doing circle casting with it, because of the spell levels
What about a giant Silence area?
Would it make sense to assume that militaristic dragonborn parents begrudgingly sending their son to wizard school might push him to pursue profitable, easily employed schools of magic like divination?
I’m just using it as an example
That’s two separate cone traction spells for starters and turning those isn’t grand scale sizes would need a good number of secondary casters with equally malicious intent
kinda, how would u build the rest of ur backstory
Generally that’s less realistic on the average circumstance than you think
I don't see how one leads to the other.
You would need four casters total to make both spells 1000 feet
Two for each thats normal party size
Again this is a lavish example
Warrior people who don't think too deeply about wizardry in general caring about what'll earn their son the most money instead of recognizing that each school of magic has its own value?
Seers make big bucks after all
yes, but make sure to have a reason for sending off him in the first place
Wasn’t it said somewhere that Dborn have a tendency to have draconic sorcery?
You mean range not aoe I assume
Yes
I would assume they'd still be trying to get them to pursue a militaristic approach and think of the "greater good", ie: service in the military.
Range doesn’t make them any more problematic than the same people hiding in a crowd do cast then dipping with dimension door
Yeah, it's like "if you're too weak and cowardly to continue the family tradition, at least provide for the family"
and there's also cover too, right?
pushing him to war magic/evocation also makes sense from that point of view, maybe
Assuming its even an option
Pushing him into whatever kind of caster the war effort most needs is what they'd do. That could be enchantment/illusion/divination/beguiler-territory for a spy.
Basically circle casting is cool but not as world breaking as believed
Magic terrorism would still be just as frequently a risk as without it
i see, i think (with more details) this would be an excellent story, but remember to link it with ur background. div wiz has a lot of build potential too
Its cool dont get me wrong but its just so much option while martials get nothing
People high enough level to cast problematic spells with circle casting also have the means to dip/escape regardless
Weapon mastery is fun but nowhere near as impactful
Weapon mastery is also a baseline rule circle casting is an optional bonus not a class feature
Im discussing it as if its being allowed
I've established that this dragonborn clan has experienced great financial hardship in the past, so knowing that a seer or a transmuter earns a lot would push them to get that use out of a "too cowardly to fight" son
Oooo time to push the Mercantile Bard agenda
That's a thing?
I would allow it just fine. Martials are stronger than ever in 2024 rules and a proper adventuring day lets their consistent value and output matter more against casters
You get a coin that you can use to attack and stuff and you can make your inspiration a coin flip. On heads you get the max roll and on tails the DM gets to use it
Its very underpowered but by god do I love gambling
I think its from the Griffin book? I forgot its actual name
Griffins Saddlebag
wait there's a better channel for character disc
I thought it was the other way around
Martials are weaker in 2024 than 2014 overall
All characters got some sort of power level buff
Casters are still on top but martials can actually stand a chance now
Are all the games paid in this server
No
Thx
My understanding was that the strongest martials got nerfed and the weakest got buffed
But even the strongest martials in 2014 can't compete with spellcasters, so this ends up in an overall martial nerf
Most everything got buffed to some degree
Certain playstyles were nerfed but nothing feels any worse to play
Like monk’s stunning strike becoming once a turn
Paladin was only nerfed in the capacity that they aren’t the single best nova damage in the game anymore and that was a healthy change
oh that's neat, i can spam more liver shots
Weren’t auras changed too? Other than being called Emanations now
I know they didnt remove AoP there would be riots in the streets
People really like to power scale classes against each other and organize them into tiers and kinda get lost in the weeds with it. It forgets that the PCs are supposed to be working together
Auras were not functionally altered but some were adjusted. Ancients paladin aura isn’t the objectively best anymore since it’s now just damage resistance to a few damage types and not ‘all spells ever’
Nah most martials are better across the board. Some absurd power spikes got tuned down a little, but basically all martials are now more versatile and can do more in general
If you put the time into understanding Weapon Mastery every martial feels like playing Battle Master for the first time lmao
Except ranger
fighters and barbarians get so much more to do than they used to
Most of those nerfs really also just come down to not being able to do everything in one round
I played a 2014 paladin who was ported to 2024 and let me tell you I had way more fun playing 2024
If you include circle casting i can see casters possibly outshining martial classes in 24 but 24 has stronger martials for general combat i would say
Ranger will be reworked one day. Be strong my son
i wonder what they could be reworked into
fighter subclass
lmao
If bard is magical jack of all trades i feel like they could do pretty good as the martial side
rangers get demoted
Fighters are kinda that
Exactly
Bard should have been a 2/3 caster like 3.5 imo. I still dislike them being full casters
i do enjoy how media like ESO and Draw Steel (mostly) make it so class mainly dictates what type of magic they're good at. all classes are casters. problem solved
Remove fighter 
monk cast fist
Ranger is the more potent amoeba it is only right that fighter be consumed
I think this works for some settings but I do fully understand how some people don’t really wanna do magic in a ttrpg
cant have martial-caster divide if you just don't let players make mundane martials in the first place
Ello any 5e runs
if that's fun for your table go hard in the paint
Martials should just have more superhuman feats in general
Go my level 3 human fighter Tomb of Horrors and valhalla awaits
me fr
fighter is really solid
Nah that's silly at its core there are really three classes and everything falls somewhere in between them, that's like removing yellow from the color wheel in favor of green
i want to make my life harder
Fighter is yellow? Everyone knows fighter is maroon
(I agree with you but I want you to know there are definitely spaces which would vehemently argue green is more important than yellow)
instead of alignment charts we use color wheels now
(Fighter is blue btw)
bard is rainbow
Bard is yellow
Bard is pink what
Which is fine, I prefer green to yellow though what I was getting it more is that yellow is a primary color, you can't have green without yellow
also coincidentally the color of the crayons fighter mains prefer eating /j
We can all agree wizard is blue at least right
i can see that
And druid green
Oh I’m not talking about opinion - there are a lot of real world cases where the opposite is true, such as computer science & screen technology where green is one of the primary colours and not yellow.
fighter/rogue/wizard should prob be primary colors
Thats like printers using Magenta and Cyan like what
Oop this is my fault for the color c analogy
Barbarian has to be red though
Additive color mixing, my beloved.
maybe fighters just shouldnt have a color, they are transparent
They are brown imo
oh yeah brown fits
If fighter is brown what the hell is ranger
Ykno, i get why it doesn’t exist, it’s always surprised me that there isn’t a feat that gives the Siege Monster trait (deal double damage to objects and structures) because it feels like it could be really fun in some campaigns
what color do you get when you mix green and brown
Theres an ebberon monk that gets it
Your fists become considered adamantine weapons that deal double damage to inanimate objects
That’s cool
we just throw the dwarf
Yucky green
dirty green fits for ranger
Catapult the battlerager’s armor and watch them fly
I really wish it worked that way
Now see this implies that there’s battlerager barbarians out there
Actually speaking of, is it telling that in every campaign ive been a player in I usually become the one thats thrown at the enemy?
Even if im playing a medium/large race
maybe you just look throwable in person
I think the most throwable character I’ve ever played was a bhaalspawn kobold (before the release of bg3 mind you)
They kinda just tossed me and I latched on like a rabid raccoon
the idea of throwing my goblin artificer crossed in my mind before, Not so good idea
I don't think this pans out with how things feel. They made what gap there was smaller.
look buddy, at this point. They are in 2 parallel lines
Casters are casters and Martials are martials
Meanwhile Rangers and Paladins in the middle
Martials can be monsters in skirmishes, taking down important targets and most importantly, being a constant dps
yep, those 2 are... in a middle line and its kinda problematic
Like, they still use principally martial attacks for apply damage
but use spells for upgrade those attacks, upgrade themselves or an ally or stuff like that. They dont get too much or any "offensive" spell by itself
Enough to be useful in a pinch.
Yeah, they can still maintain their ground in a no magic area.
I definitely have used Conjure Barrage effectively in certain situations.
Opinion invalid now look up and watch the pretty lights swirl in the air
Idk if this is the right place for this, but I’m a teen, and I wanna dm. I think I know a good amount (modifiers, combat mechanics like initiative, actions, bonus actions) and I think I know how to get stats etc. it would be my first time actually dming for other people. Would this server be good for that? Idk if this is the right discussion to say this in
It’s amusing how much summoning and AOEs Ranger gets compared to Artificer and Paladin
i will see if my dm let me use that one with a gun
Yea I’d recommend running a pre made adventure (You can get Stormwreck Isle for free)
I don't see why not, it would be just the same. Just huuuge wide barrel blast.
Artificer is.... weird for me
Like, yeah, its a caster that build stuff in theory, build, upgrade, etc. etc.
Thanks! I wanna get into doing self made, but definitely smarter to do premade. I think I might actually have some paid ones (my dad used to dm)
Im so excited to try out cartographer ngl
Remember that each spell they cast can be a different gadget.
Me too!!
They are more focused on utility than combat is why.
Instead of the character actually making the items I wanna just make it so they whip them out of their cluttered bag of holding
they would do the bard but in non interaction things in theory
While the bard can talk his way out of some problem with some guards
The artificer can get you fixed a whole steam engine
Yeah yeah, they are "supportish"
Like other classes
Artillerist would like to have a word
is this channel okay for talking about campaigns or is it only for talking about news and mechanics of dnd
This is kinda like general dnd stuff
okay cool
Depends.
They get cantrips for cast instead of weapons, so in theory they should be full casters but they get only until lvl 5 spells
on whar
If it’s about making and running then #dm-discussion is the place.
If it’s an adventure module then #1029833015423143957 would be the place
This channel is mainly for the topics without a channel.
They are the most castery of the half casters. But half casters still.
Yeah yeah, they have lots of offensive cantrips but not soo much offensive spells from what im seeing.
Those come from their subclass.
The subclass makes or breaks an artificer it feels like
No breaking, so much, but subclass does significantly change play style.
okay thanks, how about is lightweight "venting"? i kinda want to complain of stuff not too seriously, i read the rules and didn't find anything about it there but idk if it's okay either
Does this venting involve spoilers?
okey okey, but still, too much offensive cantrips make me think in a way, they wont be using at all weapons
nah
If you’re having to ask then this is likely not the place for it. There are subreddits though specifically designed for it if you wanna get your mind out
I think you can do that by the rules, but if you're telling stories about what happened at your table there is #tales-from-the-table .
If it’s a story, go to #tales-from-the-table . If it’s not, #dm-discussion
By default, no, but Battle Smith, Armorer, and now Artillerist change that.
oh wait, true, 2024
i am using a 2014 page, let me check the 24
Amazing crazy house talk ngl
Artillerist use to be Cantrip heavy but now it's .. True Strike heavy, ha!
i mean it's not a full blown dnd horror story, just our dm disbanded the whole group and blocked us all, no reason as to why
That sucks, I'm sorry!
i was also kinda wondering if that's common, bc it's the second time this happens to me 😭
(i wasn't singled out, it was the whole party)
nah, think just unfortunate coincidence
yeah it kinda sucks, we had characters and everything prepared for our session 1 tomorrow 😭
okay cool
yeah, true strike got really good for that kind of half casters too or some last resource tool
and with the lvl 5 that it seems you cna literally make a magic pistol
It isn’t but I hear of it
one day hope you will find your forever dm
I almost got my Dm like a player in another campaign im playing, but he backed up last time
This is probably the easiest way to address this topic, else it'll never truly get anywhere
thanks
My "forever dm" is my worst enemy! /joking
why do we have 3 mutual friends 😭
its just after thinking about it some time
Seeing possibilities and more.
We cant deny, casters are op in terms of Power, but they lack of survival most of the time. If they use spells for survive they cant use spells for attack.
While martials are:
Figther = Stand your ground, you CANT loose it.
Rogue = first hit of 600 damage
Barbarians = Im an immortal beast
Monks = High mobility//survival and lots of close damage with a fist.
that's so rare lol
I look off in the distance at Ti-Moth, where ever he is
He's probably in bed right now, he has work tomorrow, but his campaigns have had a three-four week hiatus and I'm happy to finally be back in the groove since majority of the campaigns I'm in are his lol
Dunno, I'm a friend of all, I suppose
I'm a creature of friendship
Casters don't even really need survival cuz there's so many way to address it
same
Shield + Absorb Elements + Silvery Barbs continues to dominate, no one's touching you if you lock down an area with aoe anyways
Yep, but like i said, using spells instead of using them for attack
The damage output was never the issue cuz I think they could be comparable
Hi a creature of friendship, I’m Nugget!
So, I decided to go back to the DM from last night, explained the why, and apologized for the frustration. Whether it will mean anything is still yet to be determined
Its level 1 spell slots for defense they'll live, and control spells do damage baseline too
Nice, communication for the win. 
So long as they have slots.
Well, I mean it still could be useless depending on their response, if any
It's the approach I applaud.
The approach?
Actually going ahead and communicating
I second Deva
You will perish in 5 milliseconds
Still alive!
I mean, that's basically the bare minimum for me. Only reason I hate it is that there are a few too many times it just leads to wasted time
30 // 70
An aoe Spell that can literally no joke Summon a BLACK HOLE and eat everything in the arena.
Do a Madara and summon 4 meteorites and spread chaos.
Other that make the TIME STOP letting them have Free turns without giving reaction to the enemies.
In damage outpost....casters dont have a comparison in potential
the bare minimum is never wasted time for me so good on you
BUUUUTTT
That is why i say they cant be compared.
I mean for me. Communication is important, but often feels like pulling teeth when you're talking to a person who won't budge
Oh and Wish.
Oh yeah if its at those levels its basically over
yeah id rather pull out a tooth than talk to some specific people, gotta know when to cut your losses
I was thinking of T2/T3 games when I was referring to damage output
I didn't say when, just the timeframe of your demise, dear friend :>
tier 2 being lvl 7 to 12?
You basically spend several minutes typing and several hours trailing off thinking about what to say and how. And sometimes, that just does nothing for you and makes you feel worse from that
5 to 10
I suppose. Too bad the people most guilty for that are basically impossible to cut off
and tier 3 i guess 10 to 15, okey okey.
Yeah, in that point the casters dont get that OWERPOWERED yet.
But the only way to fully counter a caster is overwhelm it drawing first and forcing to play defensive
Or other caster.
11 to 16
You can see them here:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/sources/dnd/br-2024/creating-a-character#TiersofPlay
Monks are pretty good against casters iirc
you stood by your principles so already a win in my book, no matter the outcome
aint nothing beating casting fist
A cape of billowing comes close
That you are communicating in the first place instead of any alternatives.
Perhaps. Although I wish I felt satisfied from it
there’s also sometimes where you owe an apology, even if there’s a high likelihood forgiveness won’t be granted
i feel satisfaction from complaining about it /j
I just feel like one could consider simply leaving also a win for them because no more problems caused
Probably not true, but that's the level of self esteem and intrusive thoughts I am working with rn
I mean you communicate to get your point across, you don't only communicate if it will 100% work out
Leaving is a win sometimes. Hence the saying
Nothing can ever get done otherwise because we usually just don't know what the other side is exactly thinking, and this is assuming compromises = a loss/fail
In my experience, apologies are beneficial to both parties.
communicate, and if they dont want to, leave
Me agrees
I suppose that's true. Only one way to find out
Just hope this works...
good luck fam
. . .
I’d cast bless but I’m a monk
Is this the druid thing again?
I'll bring things up one rapid fire
Hi agrees, I'm Deva
Id cast ceremony but sadly im a fighter
roll for mental damage
Don't put me and luck in a sentence together /hs
Nugget deserves it (they will agree)
Trust me, you arent me that get an 1 in attack, use inspiration and get another 1
No, this is unrelated. Tried playing something more casual to relax after a rough week, failed miserably against the equivalent of a tutorial boss because luck left the chat long ago
Or get a critic and both dices of damage get in the lowerst number making it look like it was a normal attack
If it doesn't work out just leave the table lol at this point idek if you're enjoying dnd
This is not related to the current session
Although, Paladin and I both brought up concerns to the DM and according to Paladin, had a serious convo with Druid about iy
Or if the only way for you to enjoy dnd is to play in a heavily homebrewed table where everyone rolls nat 20s only
150%
Again, unrelated table and people vs what happened over the past few weeks. Different DM from before
What goes around comes around
I got nat20 on my d4
Yeah but don't both tables end up with the same issue, that your rolls are bad and the game is unplayable
I love my bad luck ngl, it make the good luck moments feel better
See, I would feel the same way, but I unfortunately have yet to see good luck from me
Then start counting them, if you get X ammount then get yourself an ice cream or smt
When playing with others, though... it is quite satisfying to see a plan you made come together. Can't luck my way out, but I can think my way
5 nat1 = 1 spoon of chocolate ice cream
Too poor, sorry
Plus, I don't get paid until Friday anyways
5 nat1 = A bite on the apple, lets dig that healthy diet on you
and you can make lots of desserts with low budget tho
Rice, sugar and milk and that it is
Even if neither were a problem, family really doesn't understand the concept of "this is mine, don't touch" until they're in my shoes
that would just make me excited to get nat1s
I'll settle for a swig of water
You get it, still go for some fruit instead or idk, sip of coffee or smt
Cant say shots of tequila or smt like that because ending up every session with a alcoholic coma isnt good
But seriously, if you ever hear why I prefer things I can control to a great extent, now you know
Dont worry bud, i know how it is the luck, irl i dont have any.
I should go to a casino but that is a whole outsider story 
How am I supposed to top a tutorial boss' rolls (just a d20, higher wins, need to win at least 1/4 rounds)
When they didn't roll below a 16 and I didn't roll above a 11
could call it method acting if you're playing a drunken master monk
Seriously, the 8 rolls were 20 (yes, a 20 off the bat) vs my 11, 18 vs 8, 16 vs 5, 18 vs 11
I lowkey got humiliated from that
Pffff ajjajajajja, it happen. Buddy, its luck, sometimes you have it, others no
Do like i said, start putting a reward to that low numbers and you will exchange that frustration for joy
Ironically, haven't had it in a long time
And this is just the tamer examples vs the atrocities I had to witness
Either way, a reward system would be pretty nice if I could afford it. I'll think about it sometime
fruits tend to be cheap, some apples, cut it in pieces and that it is 
introduce punishments on high rolls to exchange that joy for frustration
or tangerines
Most fruits can be, unless you live in idk, deep north where the fruits are expensive
Step on a lego when you get a nat 20
No!!
haiii hello eneryebrbyan
i would be so high off the nat 20 that i would do that in celebration
I unfortunately can't really shop that much, as I don't have a vehicle to do so
Making matters worse, eating apples with peanut butter is great, but even that is hard to enjoy because family sees me having a good time and basically goes "nah, we can't have that"
i do not have a gambling problem
Hmmm.... still no reply from that person yet... should I be a little concerned?
Or if-
I'm saying if isn't exactly good
Not everyone is glued to their phone 24/7
Well, no, but it has been close to 24 hours
Gotta be patient. But sometimes, it's hard not to be concerned
yeah, that's fair
Keep desiring to play this paladin I had in mind
Gotta finish up my shift. I'd say wish me luck on everything, but...
bad luck on your shift
Yeah, now we're talking
chill out
But seriously. Wish me luck on all this stuff
you have my sword
And you have my Balduran
And you have Victoria
things really are thr way they are friend, you learn to either be fine with it or do something about it
every single session there will always be like 10 minutes where I have to mute myself because someone comes to the room or someone's making me do something somewhere else
by all means, I am not playing this game during my free time, but I make it happen because I'm both being fine with my situation and doing something about it
actually yeah screw it i feel like going outside good luck gents
Hiiiiii! :D

How is everyone?
I can't eep how are y'all?
Seems as if we are in the same boat
