💬-beta-chat

[jagged bramble]

I managed to get Empire State on 44.95

[steady bramble]

what

how

[jagged bramble]

When I was exploring the public alpha I could unlock Big Ben + Empire State

[steady bramble]

oh

[jagged bramble]

so I did and then went to umbrella before going to this one

[steady bramble]

also rip big ben 😔
2025 - 2026

[rapid sky]

Bad ol days

[steady bramble]

i actually had big ben unlocked on my phone but i accidentaly removed umbrella alpha

[rapid sky]

Why did they Remove it tho?

Did they have beef with da big ben

[steady bramble]

i tried to download an older version

but failed

[tropic dock]

Hello, guys I'm back

[fresh quarry]

getting A10!

[tropic dock]

I just tried to click the blue logo

wait

lemme screenshot it

[jagged bramble]

Moment of truth

[rapid sky]

Finally

-# wait a minute isnt this leaking private alpha or smth

[tropic dock]

here's the jester module

[tropic dock]

wait what

[jagged bramble]

meanwhile I’m spending my 684 research chips

Also

Interesting

[tropic dock]

and this is the nodes

@steady bramble

[rapid sky]

How did bro cheat

[jagged bramble]

This is either real or a fully fledged chest

Cheat

I mean

update

[tropic dock]

Wait

[jagged bramble]

694^

[tropic dock]

Does that mean I'm just leaking

[jagged bramble]

also ermm

What do I do in this situation

[rapid sky]

You are definitely getting something inbetween the blue and black jester

[jagged bramble]

What

We have tiers

[tropic dock]

You should get a jester logo or something at that point, I think I know why I got the blue one

[jagged bramble]

Someone explain to me the tiers

[tropic dock]

Idk about that

But maybe they make tiers about cheating

I got the blue one

someone get the red and black one

is there only 3?

[rapid sky]

I feel like there are more

Try to make an alt or smth and get more

[tropic dock]

I don't even know how to get more

What if there's only 3

[cold fjord]

WAIT HOW???

[steady bramble]

dude how

[tropic dock]

When I played, I got a warning that I have illegally added something

[tropic dock]

↑

Those nodes appeared out of nowhere

[steady bramble]

how did you get that version

what did you do before it

[tropic dock]

I just open the game normally

I don't even know how I got into that version, there's no new update afaik

i left my auto update thing on

[steady bramble]

you're on beta right?

[tropic dock]

I'm supposed to be on beta

But this one is weird

I don't know if this beta or I accidentally entered private alpha

[cold fjord]

wth brotata

I thought this was not a real thing

[jagged bramble]

Can you show where it is in reality engines

engine

[steady bramble]

will i get the black jester for having this

(it appeared in one of updates and i cant do anything about it)

[jagged bramble]

More planet expansion confirmed 😱

anyways

If jester is real possibly

[steady bramble]

apparently theres nothing about jester in the game files on the latest beta version

[tropic dock]

what

wait, let me open the game again

[steady bramble]

@stone abyss to get that achievement, you gotta find 50 eggs in mesozoic valley

[steady bramble]

below entropy?

[tropic dock]

Yes

Below everything

[stone abyss]

Oh alright thanks

[devout isle]

Doing the Dino Egg hunt lately and I have 49 and don't know where to look.

I wish there would be some in game hints for unfound eggs, which would point you to the right location, since some eggs were hard to find, especially the ones in the water since you barely see them

[digital hill]

That hidden one in the tree is hard to see even with the video hint

That was my number 50.

[hollow pewter]

Are you talking about this?

[high skiff]

bro what is this？

[rapid sky]

Jester cheater update

[tropic dock]

Something I accidentally got

Maybe it's what people called the "Jester update"

[steady bramble]

okay uh i downloaded testflight and beta cts on my ipad and enabled auto update

now i pray that i get the jester update

[onyx tulip]

[tropic dock]

The jester nodes are below everything

Below every other nodes

[devout isle]

Turns out, that was the one I was missing as well

[steady bramble]

below metabits upgrades

[tropic dock]

@flint thicket

[rapid sky]

Ohh

Interesting

So its like to the right like those other unused nodes

Which are removed now

[spark plover]

What are the nodes anyway

And like... what do they even do

[tropic dock]

It's in the very right bottom of the Reality Engine

[tropic dock]

I can't click on them, there's no description

But they seem to have the negative effect on my simulation

[flint thicket]

weird that they just looked unlocked then

[rapid sky]

#💬-beta-chat message they are like reality upgrades but you force unlock it and it does the opposite of boosting?

[rapid sky]

I think you gain it from cheating

[onyx tulip]

?

[rapid sky]

Like this module

[topaz thorn]

The two images don't look compatible.

[onyx tulip]

??????

[tropic dock]

Yes, its what you people call the "Jester updates"

[onyx tulip]

Wow

[tropic dock]

I crop it a bit, why

[topaz thorn]

That doesn't work.

[tropic dock]

Huh?

[topaz thorn]

Cropping wouldn't result in the layout change.

[rapid sky]

Are you talking about the glow or smth?

[topaz thorn]

The relative position and size.

[tropic dock]

Yeah, the tab and the blue jester thingy would be in the same place every time you move too

That's why it doesn't match

[steady bramble]

everything we can do right now is wait until april 1st

[flint thicket]

yeah, you can see where the purple starts to fade on the right in both, so the screen is in just about the same place for both, but there's only a jester tree in one

[rapid sky]

But the purple glow fades at the left too i just noticed

[tropic dock]

it's on the side

Right side

[flint thicket]

that's what I said?

[tropic dock]

Oh

I see

[flint thicket]

so upon further consideration maybe that's just an engine background thing I don't know

[digital hill]

@hollow pewter looks like the right area

[flint thicket]

so are there multiple blue jesters floating around or something?

[rapid sky]

April 1st is not even confirmed yet

[tropic dock]

Nope, just one

And on the same side the old red question mark symbol would appear

[rapid sky]

The icon changes based on the level of cheating i think

[harsh flint]

https://tenor.com/view/on-fire-pizza-gif-6074641

[rapid sky]

The classic colin gif🔥

[flint thicket]

the what? I'm not seeing that in your screenshots

[tropic dock]

There used to be one mark that indicates you're cheating

[hollow pewter]

What do you mean?

[tropic dock]

the old "Compromised Simulation" Symbol

It's like that but with a jester in the middle

[flint thicket]

oh yeah the time skip thing, right? never got it myself so no idea where it's supposed to show up

[tropic dock]

Yeah

[digital hill]

The tree where the hidden egg is at

[topaz thorn]

Based on this the anti-cheat would have been triggered. #💬-beta-chat message

[tropic dock]

I may have cheated

[flint thicket]

well yes, I don't think a non-cheating player would see a jester tree

[simple egret]

Oh god is there new Jester stuff here

Wtf

[wild crow]

Interesting

[flint thicket]

I don't think it's real, but time will tell 🤷‍♂️

[simple egret]

I always just gotta come into hell

[harsh flint]

Disappointing. Regardless, thank you for your sacrifice.

[simple egret]

Did something happen that tells you its fake

I dont feel like catching up on this stuff

[tropic dock]

Semblance???

[spark plover]

So. Fake or real?

I don't care the explanation anymore just answer me

Please

[tropic dock]

It's real

[harsh flint]

Inconclusive.

[topaz thorn]

🤷. The two main people that have discussed it don't have a long pedigree in the server and could easily be alts. The screenshots posted show they would have triggered existing anti-cheat mechanisms and so would already be on the cheater-board. Nothing Jester related that has been posted would have been hard to fake, and are not compatible with each other. Many others who are regulars here would have triggered the same things, but not everybody is saying they've had it. The software version quoted is ... Odd.

[flint thicket]

I'm leaning towards fake #💬-beta-chat message

both did say the version was 45_11

[tropic dock]

45_41

[flint thicket]

but had conflicting jester updates. one got a ban and the other a tree

[tropic dock]

alt?

[flint thicket]

well nvm then

[topaz thorn]

If it's a Jester-update trolling group, easy to agree that 🤷.

[flint thicket]

account, they mean. as in you've got multiple accounts on this server, which we can neither confirm nor deny

[tropic dock]

I got the blue one, they got a black one, idk if these are related to the "Jester tier" that you guys are talking

[tropic dock]

Oh

[simple egret]

Hmm

[tropic dock]

It is 45_41 tho

[flint thicket]

I mean the other guy said they thought it was 45_11

they could've been wrong

[tropic dock]

No?

[flint thicket]

I haven't heard mention of this tier system?

[tropic dock]

#💬-cells-chat message

This guy that got banned said it maybe 45_41

[flint thicket]

holy cow I'm illiterate today

the dangers of having a bad sleep schedule

anyhow I'll give you that

[topaz thorn]

Where did you see that they got a black one?

[flint thicket]

I assume they mean the black jester logo in the screenshot

[tropic dock]

The one on the cells chat

They got banned

[flint thicket]

#💬-cells-chat message if you haven't seen

[spark plover]

So, tldr; probably fake

[flint thicket]

probably 🤷‍♂️

[spark plover]

Yeah no I should just ignore this

I do hope we have a better cheat management thingy some day

[flint thicket]

welp, new image for the domino meme

[topaz thorn]

Can't see the logo clearly enough to see if it's actually black. Maybe device limitations (and I'm sat in the Sun 🙂)

[flint thicket]

probably that. I first looked at it in daylight too and it's hard to see

[tropic dock]

What domino meme

[flint thicket]

scroll up just a bit in #😂-memes

[topaz thorn]

Could also just be grey-scaled as it's 'behind' a pop-up.

[simple egret]

We are really gonna be short on dominoes 😭

[spark plover]

I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS EARLIER

[tropic dock]

it's black, I'm at my house right now and I confirmed it was black

[full loom]

what's the purpose of these nodes?

[thick python]

||Arthropods|| after automation

[tropic dock]

Punish you, I think it gave a lot of negative effects on my sim

I can't even level up again

[harsh flint]

What level are you currently?

[tropic dock]

Used to be on 89, but now it's 77

Fair, it's because I may have cheated

[vital aspen]

Jester??

I cant believe that???

we have a new beta version V44.95, its so early for me to hear the version v45.41!

[quick onyx]

How to get linked roles?

[drifting bear]

Can anyone show the tree of industrial revolution beta? (i couldn't progress that much)

[spark plover]

So I can't use FAQ bot here because of those damn wordle plays...

Anyways @quick onyx please see #💬-cells-chat message

Oops I didn't see #🎮-bot-room message, sorry :p

[astral bane]

When the new update commes out are we still gona be in the beta version.

[wintry vault]

the jester update is real!!!

[subtle barn]

[wintry vault]

looks sick aswell lmao

what do all the jester nodes do

[subtle barn]

destroy your production

[quartz onyx]

someone can help me?🥺🙏I can't find more egg (last one

[wintry vault]

yeah but i wanna know by what extend grr

[subtle barn]

The guy who got those stuff says they don't have description yet

[wintry vault]

ah alr

cool that they are working on it though

[quartz onyx]

49 eggs and prestige3,35

[wintry vault]

oh i wasnt replying to you xd

[lost yoke]

It's hard to find one in a single leaf, but you can find it from the perspective of a dinosaur on the ground.

[quartz onyx]

Ok thanks but there is egg in the sea?

[lost yoke]

There are no eggs in the outer deep sea, but there are a few in the water pit in the middle of the continent, which are easy to find.

[quartz onyx]

Yes I've founded

[hallow mountain]

What is that that?

[rough folio]

woc了md确实真jb的难找啊，我是开个龙虾帮忙找的，那协议层编排层真的写死我，然后我现在重过一遍看看能不能只转一圈就找玩50个当个狙击手

Congrats bro, that's super rare! Honestly, I got stuck on the 47th one too. I looked for ages and couldn't find it. Then I heard from others that there are two in the lake and one in the tree, and I finally found it. The whole experience was really amazing, after all, it's been almost two years since I last visited Dinosaur Valley.

[lost yoke]

It’s amazing that lobsters can find their way automatically!

[wind knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324069776145907712/1428814531173286058/snaplytics_converted_gif.gif

[final bay]

I downloaded beta version to access automation, where do i enable

[harsh flint]

Automation is not currently being worked on. The current focus is the Industrial Revolution. See the latest #🧾-beta-patch-notes for more details.

[paper nova]

anyone who found all the eggs in the valley event want to help me? I have 49 and was wondering if you could tell me some sneaky spots where I may have not looked

[pallid nest]

||there's one very hidden in a tree||

spiloer

[wooden sable]

Can someone help me find the last egg? I have 49 out of 50 and I got the one that was sneaky hidden in the tree.

[astral bane]

There is a video on youtube that shows the location of all 50 eggs

[paper nova]

OMG you are amazing

[pallid nest]

||https://youtu.be/ThO3adoRumY?si=VP4fwItlIBCUwJec||

[arctic blaze]

I knew that guy would make that video

[simple egret]

It always comes down to playmoreinside

[harsh flint]

He’s like the only good cells YouTuber

[simple egret]

Dude who says that

[harsh flint]

https://tenor.com/view/nikki-o-nikki-o-me-nikki-o-thats-me-me-nikki-o-thats-me-nikki-o-gif-26079923

[arctic blaze]

He is tho

Only good still active cells YouTuber

[spark plover]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[rough folio]

I remember that there seemed to be "music" in the limited-time event, did I remember it wrong?

oh i found it

[vital aspen]

[vapid hamlet]

hro

[vapid hamlet]

yess

all hail the jester!

[dreamy latch]

i lack ideas and must purchase

[dreamy latch]

hey WAIT A MINUTE

[vital aspen]

Why do Bv44.95 have lots of bugs?

[harsh flint]

It is the very first beta for the Industrial Revolution update. It is still a very large work in progress.

[arctic blaze]

Wdym

[barren terrace]

I wish the pricing of the v2 nodes like Eiffel Tower weren’t such a huge jump in price

[vital aspen]

I think they are excited for Pax East 2026 so its not the whole update

they have many bug

[rough folio]

emmm, this should be a normal situation that occurs when you don't complete all the nodes

[copper crown]

I have no ideas and I must purchase (IHNMAIMS reference)

[hazy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/television-tv-shows-the-office-oh-my-god-oh-gif-16680472

[whole patio]

ummmmm, how did you exactly get that?

not saying you're a data miner, js curious

[jagged bramble]

Guys hear me out

As of right now there’s two blank spots in the industrial section of modern civ garden

which theoretically could mean

||empire state|| and possibly even ||big ben||

[hazy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/empire-state-building-rainbow-lights-new-york-new-york-city-gif-18644510

[jagged bramble]

I just realized

I think I have a sprinkle of every unreleased and in development modern civ parts in my game except emergent

[fresh quarry]

hmm yes, p h o n e

[whole patio]

i don't think anyone has emergent yet

except data miners

[jagged bramble]

They turned the NFC and meat into phones

[jagged bramble]

Well

[fresh quarry]

alpha players:

[jagged bramble]

Back in alpha an insane upgrade let you get thousand

s

of levels

[whole patio]

oh i forgot about them

[jagged bramble]

and all of those are at 999

Which I am

about

387 from

[fresh quarry]

I saw a person with RL exact 37027

[jagged bramble]

But it’s impossible for me to level up because uh

[jagged bramble]

cough

don’t ask why or how I have negative xp

[sand stirrup]

So, with the latest beta drop (as a non-beta player asking), are there any new time nodes with the latest update, and if so, what are they and how long for them to cap?

[high skiff]

Meow-meow Rana Della Pioggia
Questi rappresentanti del genere Breviceps vivono prevalentemente sottoterra. Sono soliti riemergere in seguito alle rinfrescanti piogge estive, in cerca di cibo e partner. Le uova fecondate vengono deposte in buche nel terreno.Rana della pioggia proviene dal Giardino Terrestre e protegge le regioni desertiche. Quando ti avvicini, emette un suono di "meow, meow". Originariamente proveniva dai pantani, dove giocava felicemente con i suoi tre fratelli rane, ma tutto cambiò con l'arrivo di un topo malvagio. Il topo malvagio costrinse le quattro rane a combattere tra loro, portando così rana della pioggia nel gioco del topo. Per sopravvivere, è costretto ad uccidere i suoi tre fratelli, ma si ritrova per sempre intrappolato in un gioco. Questa battaglia è conosciuta nel mondo come la “Battaglia delle Paludi”.

[full loom]

what

[vital aspen]

a player from China make this

his name is ||eguipeng||

send it to #😂-memes or #🎨-cells-art

[fresh quarry]

it's not their own artwork

[steady bramble]

AIwork

[drifting bear]

Hey anyone please show full industrial revolution tree

[steady bramble]

nope.

big ben was removed sadly

but the ||empire state building|| could get added

wait, isnt ||empire state building|| atomic age 2 node?

[copper dome]

Does one have to have all dinosaurs unlocked to access all eggs?

[steady bramble]

yeah

except gigantosaurus i think

because there are no eggs from it's perspective (i think)

[copper dome]

Thankbs

[astral bane]

Will the add Fairmont Le château Frontenac to the game?

[pallid nest]

no, only you need is camera

you need no mosasaurus, ptedoractyl or anything else to access the eggs

[harsh flint]

#💬-beta-chat message

[frozen oracle]

Where is the beta time jump button?

[harsh flint]

In the statistics menu in the reality engine.

[sand stirrup]

Any news on the changes with the latest beta to reality engine nodes? (I don’t play beta)

[rapid sky]

Cosmetics now boost progression

Wait isnt that upgrade in public

[jagged bramble]

No but it’s over there for some reason

well it was made in ind rev but right now it’s called an atomic age 2 one

[sharp crown]

*empire state building

[sand stirrup]

Are there any additional time nodes?

[harsh flint]

No.

[harsh flint]

No.

[opal hinge]

is this a bug?

I don't want to claim them to just be a bug

[topaz thorn]

Looks like the amount you'd have if you'd refunded all you Research Chips.

[balmy radish]

Hi.
I need help finding 1 egg

A.

I need more dinasours.
Lol.
Sad that i prestiged long ago and never ecer touched the dino garden again

[opal hinge]

Yea

idk what I should do

[topaz thorn]

Did it refund your chips? Or have you got double?

If refund, just use them.

If double, either ignore or use (but be aware if you use them you may get cheater marked and they may unexpectedly vanish).

[opal hinge]

Double it looks like

I haven't refund them at all recently

and I have only played on this one device

[topaz thorn]

Can't you just look and see?

[topaz thorn]

|| https://youtu.be/ThO3adoRumY?si=VP4fwItlIBCUwJec ||

[opal hinge]

I reopened the game and their gone

[balmy radish]

Ok thanks guys, i found it

Ok.

So the dodo event in halloween.

The peoblem is, last 2 or 3 halloweens, the dodos didnt appear

So i heard i need to be outsode of the beta, becuae it only appears for the guys not in beta

So...

How do i get that one?

[sand stirrup]

it’s a common save bug, those are your existing research chips, refunded. As you saw, you can reload and it fixes.

[topaz thorn]

It was only the last Hallowe'en that the dodo event wasn't available in beta.

It was because beta was testing the reality reboot. Next Hallowe'en beta will likely have Dodos.

[mortal coral]

Play mainsave on live and use beta for testing
You guys like to live dangerously

[fallow tinsel]

What exactly does this do and should I click it or not? Long time casual player, but getting back into it and just joined the server.

[barren terrace]

It reverts your progress back to where the current production build is

So all the in beta content you unlocked would be locked again

[fallow tinsel]

So basically 0 reason to do it, thanks!

[midnight tundra]

Do they plan on also releasing the accelator for meso then too

[harsh flint]

Eventually.

Not now.

[harsh flint]

<@&535129309648781332>

[fresh quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-gif-454857235539207420

why have you sent 3 walls of text

this is racist af

WAIT he has a yt channel linked

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

(the filters are back)

[fresh quarry]

wait why'd this send before the image

their real name is Braxton (on the short with the name worth filter)

probably a kid as well

(nope, but still waeird)

[soft reef]

But how is the achievement that i have not?

[fresh quarry]

do you have limit of knowledge?

[soft reef]

I dont undestand

On reality motor?

[fresh quarry]

it's in Beyond

[soft reef]

Ok, not yet thx

[fresh quarry]

why is the part 2~~: electric boogaloo~~ in the font of @vapid hamlet's capital letters

[potent crater]

What

A

[simple egret]

Who tf even is this

[full loom]

[cold fjord]

tf are you spamming

[jade surge]

Unironically seen worse, still though <@&535129309648781332>

[cold fjord]

Hey uhh, let's keep the mod pings count low

[jade surge]

He’s been here for 3 hours

[cold fjord]

No mods are awake at this time

Always

[jade surge]

Ok, wait is he using chat gpt for the long string of text or somethin?!?!

[simple egret]

Yeah

[cold fjord]

Yea, both racist and spamming like bullshit

[jade surge]

He’s flat out said the n word and has made reference to a certain group of people, he’s missing on ething and I’d be convinced he’s gabber or something

Do not ask I do not want to talk about castaway.tf

[cold fjord]

Definitely worse than Jesters ✌️

[jade surge]

Says the guy joined the server about 3-4 weeks ago, is it a bot or something

[cold fjord]

Maybe not

Wait, it's definitely not about

It's just a person trying to get banned as soon as possible, just tryna mess random server

[jade surge]

He screwed up his run by doing it when the mods were asleep

[eternal delta]

!ban 1451337628262858793 troll

[terse sentinel]

Banned braxton7812 (Case #4429) (user notified with a direct message)

[spark plover]

Nice

Some people really have bad limits of knowledge

[fresh quarry]

wait. 3 HOURS?

[vapid hamlet]

why deed u ping mee

[full loom]

[sly smelt]

.

[sharp crown]

bruh i got jester role did i choose it myself or did the staff declare me that?

[simple egret]

You got it for unholy actions

[sharp crown]

what "unholy" actions? Anything "unholy", really?

[mortal coral]

Its either cheating, posting stuff wrongly in #💡-suggestions or reacting to stuff in #🏆-share-your-prestige (and i think the last one isnt even really possible anymore)

[sharp crown]

I don't think I cheated, I can't post in Suggestions at all and I don't think just anyone can, and I'm not sure that I reacted to stuff in Share your Prestige. What else, Hmm?

[eternal delta]

By posting stuff wrongly he meant making threads there to suggest something

[bleak moon]

I know the current beta is industrial 2. However (and I know this has been mentioned before), when someone can get a look at automation, maybe a limiter so all my Entropy isn't poured into amino acids, all my ideas into 1e130 stone ages, etc?

[sharp crown]

But as I said to the other guy, "I can't post in suggestions at all and I don't think just anyone can," and I also knew for a fact that no one posted in Suggestions since March 11th, yet I don't know why, maybe all the people with the right to do so just took a break, maybe? Maybe something happened to them? I don't know. Just tell me why this is.

[grand orbit]

two days until the moment of truth

[harsh flint]

??????

[simple egret]

Jestuh

[harsh flint]

Oh right

[vital aspen]

Sebmlance?

or Semblance?

[cold fjord]

Arch dux

[gentle hemlock]

Now that we've had enough fun with the egg hunt.
How does IR2 feel?

[sharp crown]

Are you talking about NUMBER 1: The April fools joke that will April fool the entire Cell to Singularity community, this time, with a Reality Reboot-styled Image? Or, NUMBER 2: clown emoji beside me

[onyx prism]

I would assume the clown emoji, but it's good to ask

[pseudo gust]

I gotta question for the beta testers, how much Darwinium and logits do the new augments cost?

[harsh flint]

100 300

[pseudo gust]

Thanks

[jaunty bronze]

i recommend you wait until later to buy the logit upgrade, all logit upgrades are 300 at default

[sharp crown]

Alpha=Waterbowl for Dogs.

[rapid sky]

Huh?

[simple egret]

What is vinny rambling about

[wary geode]

Do I need to be a certain level to complete the egg hunt in mezo..I have all but one and I’m level 41

[harsh flint]

no

[wary geode]

So I’m just blind then..

[harsh flint]

youre probably missing the one thats inside a tree and nigh impossible ot see

[wary geode]

Omg, thanks found it

[sharp crown]

What I'm saying is that even the reality engine is water for dogs, the tuning is water for dogs, everything is water for dogs.

and I mean Everything- well almost everything.

[barren terrace]

I’d guess that Jester update is gonna be both an April fools joke and eventually made into an actual thing

Similar to how Rocks turned out

But it’ll be made in a way that helps older players experience the early game again

[sacred mirage]

I love you

[rough folio]

Explore: Water For Gogs

[vital reef]

Hi! Anyone seen Cells Alpha? It says country on Google play app need to be USA, so I was wandering, did anyone tried it?

[mortal coral]

There is no alpha anymore.
Only the old one you could maybe scrape from somewhere, but why even play that?
Makes no sense to test discontinued stuff.

[steady bramble]

its not avaliable in any of regions. the alpha test has ended on august 29th

so you cant download it

[pallid nest]

lol, lil bro got hacked

[near wagon]

Hi

[thick python]

sentience

[hoary vine]

I think I understand what you’re saying, but it comes off as surreal nonsense / inside joke / sleep-deprived philosophy.

But if you really feel that way, why do you feel the need to come onto the Discord and express it?

It’s not just the information we enjoy. You’re right, it’s basically water for dogs (trivial, nothing special, useless, bad). But it is a relaxing clicker game with nice graphics, and reminds us of how grand and complex life is.

[grand orbit]

Rocks?

[little nymph]

I think they meant about Set The Stones

[harsh flint]

????????

[little nymph]

what

[red remnant]

Help the girl out! Missing an egg. Have the one in the tree, have the one on the mountain, have all 3 in the water. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[harsh flint]

Did you get the one that’s inside a tree and nearly impossible to see

[hot niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-and-stone-deep-rock-galactic-gif-25114877

[red remnant]

Yeah. I have all the difficult ones so that’s why I’m at a loss

[hoary vine]

Did you get the one behind the mountain on the shoreline from riding the Spinosaurus?

[red remnant]

That one was another difficult one, but yeah, got one that as well. Also the one left from volcano, by the compsognathus. It really feels like the hard ones I have, but still missing one 🤷‍♀️

[grand orbit]

Update soon?

[jaunty bronze]

in around 26 hours

[wet zenith]

i'd say not before 4th

25th march was a rarity as they wanted it to be out before PAX

[harsh flint]

Friday

[pallid nest]

https://youtu.be/ThO3adoRumY?si=E-3eeujRWPe39DdA

[grand orbit]

fish tomorrow

[vital aspen]

Is the new achievement still a placeholder?

[harsh flint]

yes

[jagged bramble]

tomorrow we find out

if it’s a myth or real

[grand orbit]

how many hours are left until fish?

[jagged bramble]

fish

huh

[harsh flint]

what fish??

[grand orbit]

where I come from it's called fish

[harsh flint]

ok but what is it in other places

[grand orbit]

in your fools

[harsh flint]

oh april fools day

[hallow mountain]

There is new update?

[harsh flint]

no

[rough folio]

OMG, did they really make the multiverse?

[harsh flint]

highest quality edited image

[strange ruin]

The only logical step after E30

[steady bramble]

we will have 30 episodes in every universe

[wooden skiff]

The Sacred Timelime

-# (the tva)

[visual haven]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[ionic canopy]

Looks like the is just cold gravy

[harsh flint]

whaat no its still march in merica

[ionic canopy]

In America, you eat gravy. In April Fools, Gravy eats you

[ionic canopy]

Couldn't help it.

[full loom]

🦞

[sharp crown]

I know that the Game Itself is the- TODAY'S DATE IS APRIL FOOLSSS BUT THE BEGINNING IS NOT AN APRIL FOOOLSSSSS JOKEEE JUST AN UNFINISHED MESSAGE FROM YESTERDAYYY

[potent crater]

April fools in 3 hours

[fresh quarry]

they nerfed CMB

I WAS SO CLOSE TO 1e308

M87 is actually giving me the max

[jagged bramble]

Hello why do you have that much

[fresh quarry]

from when CMB was insanely buffed

[fresh quarry]

oh wait dm?

I am so stupid that is my test save

[fresh quarry]

Operator's and Drifter's Hideout

[thick python]

why did you make a thread here

[spark plover]

For roleplay apparently

[grand orbit]

The update is soon

[manic heron]

what's the lastest beta snapshot

[grand orbit]

52_78

[manic heron]

how do i update
im using steam version

[rapid sky]

thats just plain wrong

or is it

[spark plover]

Bro's testing something far more secret than jester update 💔

[rapid sky]

bro be testing the dexter update

[spark plover]

See latest message in https://ptb.discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1200105238208708668

[manic heron]

so how does that guy get on 52_78 😭

[spark plover]

Either joking, or they're testing the super-secret dexter update /nsrs

[jaunty bronze]

theres likely an update today considering they seem to have done good work on the sea bunny

[rough folio]

try ask GPT image

omg, 52_78!

[ionic lark]

what

[rough folio]

hahahahaha, 5278

Only Chinese can get these numbers

[hoary vine]

What’s 5278?

[thick python]

a number

[hoary vine]

It’s been that way for a few days now. Seems to have been nerfed by roughly a factor of 1e3.

[hoary vine]

No shit?

[thick python]

Well you asked and got an answer

[hoary vine]

Yeah I know. Ask stupid people, get stupid answers.

[cold fjord]

All Beta people... I'm sorry for the Jester update stuff especially @steady bramble, so please check #🎨-cells-art for the Jester announcement

oh yeah... if you want to chat or simply "QnA" with the Jester update stuff, please chat on #1488935150170542223

[thick python]

Was I wrong though?

[gritty cloak]

when is jester coming out all i see is archie doki doki

[simple egret]

#🎨-cells-art message

[gritty cloak]

oh its fake

[quick onyx]

Ugh how do i get more money in the beyond i cant get past e117

[slim niche]

How can i download alpha if its not available in my country?

I have to create a new account? VPN?

[harsh flint]

alpha was shut down in september

[slim niche]

Whaaaat

I didn't know

Do you know why?

[harsh flint]

because the content being tested was in a stable enough state to move to beta

[slim niche]

Fair enough

Thanks for the info

[jaunty bronze]

update soon?

[harsh flint]

nno

[jaunty bronze]

i mean its wednesday and the time most updates released

[gentle hemlock]

For 2026 so far its been.
10 on Friday
3 on Wednesday
1 on Tuesday

[jade surge]

We got Archie dating sim before gta6 lol

[harsh flint]

oh yeah speaking of gta6 i think they posted something about it

[jaunty bronze]

i guess update on friday

[solar lake]

What's new?

[graceful arch]

Yay Friday updates are the best

[harsh flint]

why

[graceful arch]

Cause I get to play them over the weekend

[terse delta]

#🧾-beta-patch-notes observable universe did that?

[jade surge]

Patch note missing: you can now flirt with Archie

[terse delta]

im glad its fixed

[gentle hemlock]

Oh wow, update today

[graceful arch]

Welp it's not Friday update ig

[gentle hemlock]

Show me that Sea Bunny trophy node

[tawny trout]

Moon

[solar lake]

The Sea Bunny node is real?

[jaunty bronze]

never mind then

oh. bye industrial revolution

[high pulsar]

SEA BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

[solar lake]

They should've made it require Slug too because they're Sea Slugs

[steady bramble]

is jester update out?

[brave anvil]

Hii!

[still oyster]

where did the difference engine unlock go?

[solar lake]

Babbage

[thick python]

no but we have Archie dating simulator
im not joking

C2S high school role play

[solar lake]

Get to e29

[jagged bramble]

guys am I going insane or did they not add the april fools thing ye

t

[fresh quarry]

it's an april fools joke

[jagged bramble]

Lowk

I’d play it

i was hoping it was real

😔

[hazy mesa]

Same

R.I.P. Jester update

You are forever in our hearts

[potent crater]

What is the Easter egg hunt in the patch notes

[solar lake]

||Find all Mesozoic Valley eggs||

[potent crater]

O

[solar lake]

I MIGHT be scorched

<@&535129309648781332>

[spark plover]

I was about to say a ping in #💬-cells-chat was made already :p

[solar lake]

They're a real person too, judging by their roles😔

[fresh quarry]

me btw

[spark plover]

But seems like the mods don't really care much...

[fresh quarry]

*used to be

[solar lake]

I mean, technically the original owner of that acc is real, the "owner" of the acc now is not

[jagged bramble]

I was talking about #📢-announcements

I’d lowk play the sim

[hazy mesa]

Ohhh

[barren terrace]

Jester mention

[faint pike]

So the industrial revolution 2 is now unavailable and reworking?

Just saw errors near the Eiffel Tower and buildings in the modern garden are gone

[eager forge]

my beta is 96_28 for sum

[spark plover]

💔

[crisp sedge]

opinion on beyond ep 40? (this is a joke btw)

[spark plover]

Can a mod delete those two threads: #1488889816337875094
#1489066100451971184

[fresh quarry]

I tried closing the first thread but I couldn't remove it

[signal cairn]

weird stuff happening

if you can notice it

[signal cairn]

best clip i can provide

[cosmic mulch]

why're the trophies(?) is getting massive here :D?

[weak apex]

Easter egg mechanic is missing from the new beta for me

[crisp sedge]

how can i get 1 nonqaq

uhm

[cosmic mulch]

just wait until the industrial revolution comes to the public version 👁️👄👁️👍

[echo walrus]

Huh?

[full loom]

IR[Error Version]

[vital aspen]

well

will we have Jester?

[rapid sky]

#🎨-cells-art message

[cold fjord]

Never

[steady bramble]

industrial revolution 2 got reverted?

oh god

its delayed for the SIXTH time

[solar lake]

What's the update that replaced it?

[wide citrus]

what

[steady bramble]

ind rev 2 update got reverted

<@&535129309648781332> SCAMMM

[agile hornet]

!ban 1055178420742537226 scammer

[terse sentinel]

Banned davidhhd1 (Case #4441) (user notified with a direct message)

[steady bramble]

that was fast

[vital aspen]

Automation is not new for the early beta tester

in Beta 43.63

[solar lake]

What did Ind Rev 2 get replaced by?

[vital aspen]

Do you have it?

[jaunty bronze]

update today?

[harsh flint]

No

[jaunty bronze]

your right, they said if no major issues are found it would release today and well

[jagged bramble]

I mean

It was between removing your trophy or setting it back to the coming soon

[gentle hemlock]

I assumed they meant pushing only the 3 things listed.
With IR2 being a separate thing for later.

[jagged bramble]

And I doubt anyone wants to grind that back

[gentle hemlock]

Their priority is to get the Easter event live before the weekend. Anything else can wait.

[bleak moon]

Makes sense.

Hopefully it's a few days long, like pi

[cold fjord]

like

[arctic blaze]

Was there even a jester update

[topaz thorn]

#🎨-cells-art message

[rapid sky]

radio mentioned

[cold fjord]

Ultrajester, Radius, GGSUSSR67S, Bill, Surotcele, and Anime girl

the rest just have a pretty normal name

[dreamy latch]

what the hell

gangle my revoultion unindustraled itself

also funny encyclopedia is gone

[jaunty bronze]

they reverted back to the previous build

[dreamy latch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/am-allied-mastercomputer-thebigcube-BDHlpOH6CBYHiInULf

i'm gonna torture the devs 😂

[neat bay]

My screen shows that too.

[lavish fox]

Feels like a stupid question but how do you start the egg hunt?

Haven't seen any obvious signs of it in last 2 beta versions. Currently on 45.11

[eternal scarab]

I think they deleted it

[harsh flint]

The Egg Hunt starts This Friday 3rd. You should see the event turn on your time midnight.

[lavish fox]

Oh I thought we were supposed to be testing it was working first 🤷‍♂️ no worries

[harsh flint]

We already did.

Beta is on the same version as public now.

[solar lake]

What did Ind Rev 2 get replaced with?

[mortal coral]

Where is the unhornorable mention for kf and some other which name i forgot, probably seph, who tried to convince people with reasons and logic, that the jester update is not real? Nerds

[solar lake]

Or the... Heh...

Jester list?

[rapid sky]

-# @simple egret

[simple egret]

whoever said this must be very handsome and funny and cool and smart and

[jaunty bronze]

they announced the update on steam

[harsh flint]

Nothing

[prime hawk]

i swear these keep getting weaker with every new expansions

i swear by the time we reach singularity expansion they will be like 1.02x

[jaunty bronze]

it will definitely be buffed once they start actually working on it

[rough violet]

Who found the 50 eggs?

[dawn mountain]

Close the poll now

[terse delta]

elaborate more on this, is it just send images from the beta in this channel?

[solar lake]

Anything that spoils future content we don't have access in beta

[terse delta]

If it's content from previous alpha testings then i dont think its a major issue but datamining to intentionally get content thats nowhere near close to finished is a bad thing

[amber ingot]

When are Superhuman and Humanoid Colonist going to make a reappearance?

[solar lake]

We don't know yet sadly

[gentle hemlock]

January and March of 2027 is my uninformed guess.

[solar lake]

Was about to say "how does bro know?"

[north isle]

is the easter egg event active? i can't find any?

[harsh flint]

Tomorrow it will be.

[north isle]

what time?

[harsh flint]

Midnight in your timezone.

[north isle]

that's visible?

how would you know my time zone?

or is it set in game to my time zone?

[harsh flint]

It's based on your device's time, so it adapts to everyone's timezone.

[north isle]

ah

[whole patio]

What happened to Big Ben?

[thick python]

Scrapped

[whole patio]

WHAT

[harsh flint]

Replaced with the Difference Engine.

[solar lake]

They should've kept Big Ben & added Difference Engine

[whole patio]

But I liked Big Ben

I had it in alpha tho

[whole patio]

Why’d they scrap it?

[thick python]

1 person just said it why are you asking me

[whole patio]

K

[arctic blaze]

When was that removed

[solar lake]

During e30 testing I think

[arctic blaze]

Makes sense

[jade surge]

https://tenor.com/view/death-spongebob-smile-rainbow-gif-15431174

<@&535129309648781332>

[full loom]

[lucid imp]

Nooooooooo

😭

[winter crane]

is anybody rank 79/80 yet

[harsh flint]

I’m 84.

Used to be 89 but I reset back to 75.

[winter crane]

how

I don't do many explore events so that might be a factor

I should probably do some actually

[half oracle]

we should start a petition to bring it back

[covert goblet]

I can't get into the Beta version for some reason. I'm on steam, and I put the code in and selected the beta test version, but it's the exact same as the regular version?

[whole patio]

big ben ez

[weak apex]

Big Ben but we already have the Eiffel Tower so understand why there is the difference engine

[prime hawk]

difference engine is ig just more technical

better to have it than another building

especially since it brings like nothing of value

[hexed parrot]

They should add more display of the nodes in the Modern Civ Garden like in the Ancient Garden

It looks empty even with the giant trophy displays.

[vital aspen]

will it update tomorrow?

[jaunty bronze]

i think because big ben wasnt really that related to the industrial revolution

[signal cairn]

high resolution image

[proper sinew]

never

[neat bay]

Why

[topaz thorn]

It updated yesterday. You can see that here - https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1200105238208708668

You can also use this to see that it is rare for there to be more than one update a week.

[winter crane]

how are people already completing the beyond mine has slowed to a crawl

[elfin grail]

Good Question.

[cold fjord]

, black holes, and grind

[lucid imp]

It's located in London, literally in the industrial revolution birth place

If they scrap it fr, it seems they are intentionally making modern garden to be more boring than ancient garden, which is full of landmarks

[jaunty bronze]

so then should the tower bridge also be added?

actually wait that argument sucks since the tower bridge would actually be a good addition

[lucid imp]

One isn't related to the other? And yes would be good addition

But since they don't want to add much, I prefer Big Ben over Tower Bridge

[solar lake]

Js expand the Modern Garden

Then we will have more room for cool monuments

[jaunty bronze]

now thinking about it, what stops them from adding big ben and the difference engine?

after all the difference engine can easily fit pretty much anywhere as its a small machine

[topaz thorn]

I wouldn't say Big Ben and the tower has anything in particular to do with the Industrial Revolution.

[lucid imp]

Yeah I don't really understand why change Big Ben for a machine that can fits a room

[lucid imp]

Eiffel Tower does?

[solar lake]

I think they should put ||Big Ben|| in the Sci Rev part of the garden because it required 2 Sci Rev upgrades

[jaunty bronze]

i guess they only want 3 trophies per generator ever since iron age had 5

[topaz thorn]

Not sure what that has to do with my comment?

[solar lake]

I want 50 nodes per gen

Jk

[lucid imp]

Hmmm

[lucid imp]

By your logic Eiffel Tower shouldn't be there either

[solar lake]

Isn't there only 2 nodes? (Ignoring Eiffel Tower ofc)

[jaunty bronze]

im counting eiffel tower

[solar lake]

Eiffel Tower unlocks Ind Rev 2 upgrades, therefore I don't count it

[topaz thorn]

I made a comment about Big Ben. Not the Eiffel Tower.

[lucid imp]

Idk man, ancient garden updates were much more exciting, so much content

[harsh flint]

In a perfect world, each age has 3 trophy nodes

• One from Research Level
• One from Logits
• One from Darwinium

[lucid imp]

Easter eggs

[topaz thorn]

And I do think that Big Ben and its tower don't have much to do with the Industrial Revolution.

[lucid imp]

You said this, I asked if the Eiffel Tower does, what is hard to understand?

[jaunty bronze]

but they are definitely lowering the amount of trophies per generator since if we count each one it goes from
4
4
4 (counting philosophy)
6 (counting coinage)
4
3
3
3
||3||
||1||

[jaunty bronze]

the eiffel tower DOES have much to do with the industrial revolution, it was made

and i accidentally sent the message

[harsh flint]

The modern ages seem significantly more... linear

[jaunty bronze]

it was made to show the progress in steel creation

[lucid imp]

Plus Big Ben has industrial vibes

[lucid imp]

73% agree with me

[topaz thorn]

I replied that my comment was about Big Ben, not the Eiffel Tower. What is hard to understand?

[solar lake]

It has more Scientific vibes, given it's a giant brick-like clock tower

[lucid imp]

Dude I'm not arguing with you

[lucid imp]

Yeah, but it was built in the late 1800s so...

I just think it would look very good

[topaz thorn]

Personally I think a gothic revival building in London is about as un-Industrial Revolution as you can get.

If you just want a British stereotype though ...

[solar lake]

Give construction workers from the 1600's the blueprints to build ||Big Ben||, they could

It could've been built earlier

If a person came up with the same idea then

[arctic blaze]

Yo

[lucid imp]

That's not a good argument...

[jaunty bronze]

actually i think i understand why they removed big ben, the whole industrial garden is quite symmetrical and adding big ben would throw off that

[lucid imp]

Construction workers just build lol

The hard thing is the engineering

[lucid imp]

[solar lake]

Didn't they have sufficient enough technology to build it?

They should re-add it back & put it with the Sci Rev stuff because it required Sci Rev upgrades

[topaz thorn]

Yeah. It was anti-IR if anything imo.

[solar lake]

I love the newer Eiffel Tower model

[topaz thorn]

Look up the architect.

[solar lake]

They should add an achievement for when you click the top of the Eiffel Tower because Gustavo Eiffel lived up there

[winter crane]

I should probably start hoarding darwinium instead of spending it on all the upgrades

[dreamy latch]

Wait, did yours change back to this?

mine still looks like this

[solar lake]

It was an earlier screenshot

[umbral hatch]

mine did

so it is infact not

an earlier screenshot

i think what happened was the main production branch released in the beta branch thus causing a bug where information from both combined into one large thing thus breaking the reality engine nodes and the main sim nodes

and main sim gardens

[jaunty bronze]

it was an old screenshot

[umbral hatch]

mine did
so it is infact not
an earlier screenshot
i think what happened was the main production branch released in the beta branch thus causing a bug where information from both combined into one large thing thus breaking the reality engine nodes and the main sim nodes
and main sim gardens

sorry im sayng the same thing again but its true what im saying

look at the egg hunt evet

can people please have critical thinking

[solar lake]

The person who sent the screenshot said it was an old one

[umbral hatch]

no you did

Mr. EarthRole icon, Alpha Alerts — 1:40 PM
Wait, did yours change back to this?
mine still looks like this

[solar lake]

Click on the message that he was replying to

[topaz thorn]

Applying critical thinking to you saying'the main production branch released in the beta branch' ... That's not how it works.

[umbral hatch]

They should re-add it back & put it with the Sci Rev stuff because it required Sci Rev upgrades
spoonfuiRole icon, Progressive Paleontologist — 12:32 PM
Image
KfRole icon, Legacy Beta Tester Notifications — 12:32 PM
Yeah. It was anti-IR if anything imo.
AidenyRole icon, Beta Tester — 12:34 PM
I love the newer Eiffel Tower model
KfRole icon, Legacy Beta Tester Notifications — 12:34 PM
Look up the architect.
AidenyRole icon, Beta Tester — 12:36 PM
They should add an achievement for when you click the top of the Eiffel Tower because Gustavo Eiffel lived up there
[CeⅡs],
UniversalC2 [EToH], Role icon, Beta Tester — 12:45 PM
I should probably start hoarding darwinium instead of spending it on all the upgrades
Mr. EarthRole icon, Alpha Alerts — 1:40 PM
Wait, did yours change back to this?
mine still looks like this
Image

[jaunty bronze]

its really not that deep, what happened is that they reverted a build back to add the sea bunny since removing ind rev two was a waste of time

[solar lake]

I'm on the most recent beta and it looks like this, so it is infact an old screenshot

[umbral hatch]

go to the reality engine

there is no beta jump

[solar lake]

That's because it's a production test thing

[umbral hatch]

in my darwinium shop there is no model T and no whatever that gold thing is

[harsh flint]

Difference Engine.

[jaunty bronze]

because they removed it for the public release?

[umbral hatch]

when will they add this stuff back

[solar lake]

It's because they've disabled Ind Rev 2 to test the Sea Bunny & Easter event

[solar lake]

Prob Tuesday

[jaunty bronze]

when they start working on ind rev 2 obviously

[umbral hatch]

they already started they started in the alpha release

/umbrella project

[jaunty bronze]

...what?

umbrella project is done

umbrella project was reality reboot

[umbral hatch]

yeah and thats my point

it had basically all of the nodes we currently have

and more

[jaunty bronze]

yes i know that i was there

[topaz thorn]

There's a lot more to each update than just creating nodes.

[winter crane]

There's no way that's right

up to 1E145??

[harsh flint]

It's very right.

[tardy plover]

Yeah but for me it’s taking ages for me to get ||flat universe||.

[winter crane]

so that's how people have like 5E285/s

[solar lake]

Hey! New beta!

[harsh flint]

I wasn't thinking we'd get one today.

[solar lake]

Nvm

[jaunty bronze]

oh great, i spent all of my logits on this and now i have to buy it again

[dreamy latch]

lets see

if they fixed it

[jaunty bronze]

so we have a new layout

[dreamy latch]

YES

YES

YES

THEY FIXED IT

https://giphy.com/gifs/SBI7lnqk2NaA8

[jaunty bronze]

they also remade all of the future stuff it seems

[dreamy latch]

oh

wait

bug report

there's stuff that i don't have yet that it just says i have

still is peak

i love my eiffel tower

[winter crane]

?

[dreamy latch]

Update your beta

this bug has been, gladly fixed!

[winter crane]

I'm on mobile

but at least its fixed

[jaunty bronze]

with an old save i have the full garden, they also added the hot air balloon and also they have ||started some work on atomic age||

forgot to spoil the image

and last but not least, holy shit its finally coming

[stable crypt]

How do they get those things so fast?

[dreamy latch]

Likely just before the Reality Reboot they had a very high level and once switched over had most if not all simulation upgrades

[jaunty bronze]

very old saves from when everything was unlocked at the same time

[dreamy latch]

oh

uhh

not "legally" i guess

(by legally i mean progression of the game not just snap)

[stable crypt]

okey

[dreamy latch]

@jaunty bronze you seem like a knowledgeable person is this gonna set my progress back or fowards

[solar lake]

I think it sets the level to 75

[dreamy latch]

Uhhh can i create a manual save and see how that goes

So that if it doesn't go well i can just go back

[harsh flint]

Is the roadmap now 🚂->⚙️->🦀?

[solar lake]

I like the new Ind Rev 2 part of the Modern Garden, but I have some complaints:

• Why is Coal in that part? It's a Sci Rev upgrade

• Why are the augments the size of buildings? They should be reverted

• Where is ||Big Ben||? They should re-add it to the Sci Rev part

[jaunty bronze]

i dont know, i recommend you make a save to the cloud in case it sets you back

[dreamy latch]

ok

[solar lake]

Ye

[dreamy latch]

Yep set me back to lvl 75

glad i kept that save

[dreamy latch]

thanks

[whole patio]

I lwk thought that they would do all arthropods at once but I guess not

And that also makes sense because in alpha you could only see the crustacean generator

[tardy plover]

Effects of using beta time jump (ignore my annoying voice)

[still saffron]

That's some Powerleveling you're doing there.

[whole patio]

I also wonder if we’ll have another battle

Just like the swamp battle

And the soft body showdown

[upbeat forge]

It is back,but...

My 100 Darwinium😢

[cerulean kayak]

Is this the bug they mention the will fix or is it new?

[solar lake]

It's fixed in the newest beta, where they add back Ind Rev 2

[cerulean kayak]

What version is it?

[solar lake]

I haven't checked yet

[harsh flint]

4517

[harsh flint]

I'm disappointed, but not surprised.

[solar lake]

I surely though there was many more ppl who hated the leaks

Ig I thought wrong

[cerulean kayak]

Ty

I am on version 45_11

[upbeat forge]

Not again,please

[jaunty bronze]

at least you didnt lost 300 logits

[upbeat forge]

No also 300 logits
and not only once

[harsh flint]

I think everyone did, unless they went straight from 44_95 to 45_17

[dire warren]

Could one quit beta without horrific losses?

[harsh flint]

~1E63 is a lot of Metabits...

[hoary vine]

And I thought I had a lot…

Anyone other than me find Music exploration event pretty hard?

Not that hard to get started, but those last nodes seem more time consuming than most others.

[dense olive]

Has the egg event thing started? I saw the news article, it said when it ends but not when it starts

[rustic sandal]

it said the event starts six am 4/3 (today)

[dense olive]

Hmm, what time zone?

[harsh flint]

Is your game on version 45_11?

[dense olive]

For some reason the update wasn’t showing up until I searched for the game specifically in the App Store. It’s updated now & I’ve spotted some eggs.
Thanks!

Also, sorry for utilizing this chat. I could’ve sworn I used #💬-cells-chat originally

[hoary sapphire]

Hello again Industrial Revolution II

[half igloo]

The Industrial Revolution and it's consequences to the C2Skind

Why is the Machine Gun node uses CAR-15?

[swift spoke]

Noooooooooo my car

[solar lake]

They should also add more upgrade models to the Sci Rev part of the Modern Garden

[lucid imp]

I think the devs should move the Singularity to a future garden...

Just a thought of mine, idk how a Singularity update would look like

But tbh, much is talked about the gardens

What about the start screen...

This gives me an idea

[arctic blaze]

Along with android, sentient android, cyborg, superhuman and humanoid colonist

[solar lake]

The future garden rn is Mars, so I don't think it'll fit with its current style

[lucid imp]

Interesting

[arctic blaze]

Isn’t that the Artemis II picture of Earth

Actually I’m not sure but it looks similar

[merry ledge]

Oh, I was testing a player’s save that turned out to be from a cheater. They somehow maxed out all the numbers and broke the game.

Also, I don’t play Wordle, so I’m not sure how that got tracked.

[lucid imp]

Yep :)

[arctic blaze]

1 vigintillion

yeah that is a lot

[still saffron]

That's one way to get the last Mollusk achievement.

[solar lake]

Is it that one alpha save acc thingy?

Like the one that has ~20,000 lvls?

[winter crane]

is that even possible to get rn

[jaunty bronze]

that alpha save is too powerful, if it was that then it would be saying NAN

[still saffron]

I don't think so. I'm at max 500 in the main game (non-beta) and that's HARD. (With a fully upgraded reality engine)

I think that the devs added the 1000 achievement just as future goal when more powerful generators are added and then it should be reachable.

[winter crane]

probably just to make it look better and not have one achievement missing

[jade surge]

The issue is due to alpha tests there is like a 0.1% chance it’s not, though it’s most likely a cheater

[thick python]

I has in hell… looking at heaven

[arctic blaze]

I was in heaven looking at hell

[thick python]

How do you get different versions

ITS LONGER NOW!?!

Someone pray for me

[jade surge]

They’re splitting arthropods into different updates, this is good

[jaunty bronze]

wait you guys actually thought that arthropods werent going to be split?

[jade surge]

No

I was just afraid of the possibility of it not

[arctic blaze]

scroll down bro you’ll see different versions

[arctic blaze]

I never really thought about how arthropods would be added to the game

[jaunty bronze]

i always thought that arachnids would come first but i guess not

[nova cradle]

Did you play any wordle discord activity or anything of the sort through discord? I believe they count there, too

[jagged bramble]

Why is it so long