🏠-general

[opaque drum]

umbaddercam?

[random solstice]

644 from Corvus

Shit

[deft spire]

Whail got 262 nice now

[random solstice]

196 from sampe

13 from Sheldeean

Womp womp

What a surprise the Russian guy doesn't say nice much

62 from CND/Colin/Culhacol idk which to use now

431 from SirH

395 from Aditya

415 from me

And 74 from Blaisei

[deft spire]

Count how many times someone said "so" lol

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aegeon has 80

[deft spire]

Also SirH totally wins then, since this is his second account

[opaque drum]

old account where

someone find the id

so we can combine both statistics

[deft spire]

Search "SirH" and sort by oldest?

[opaque drum]

bad news: deleted account

[deft spire]

Right, yeah

[next ridge]

older than two years runs that risk, yup

[random solstice]

Deleted User#0000 specifically, although idk if that's unique or not

[opaque drum]

next stat: yes's

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totally not

[next ridge]

thats not unique, thats just discords way of making sure to not get any errors

[random solstice]

262

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every deleted user has the same id

well, at least treated the same in search

[random solstice]

Pretty good for the duration I've been in the server

[opaque drum]

whoever deleted id it is, if you put it in search, one specific person who sent this "attention all users" message will show up

456226577798135808 btw

[random solstice]

Actually what about the yes:no ratio

[opaque drum]

interesting

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262:693 for me

Ig no is more useful

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whail y to n ratio:
408:(1000+) holy fuck

someone check me in pc

[random solstice]

1436

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silly

[next ridge]

you got some work to do there for your ratio

[deft spire]

507:1241

[random solstice]

That's a much higher ratio of yes

[opaque drum]

yall work on your y/n ratio

so i can compile it all in desmos

[random solstice]

What about I vs you

[deft spire]

Check all "nope" "nah" "yep" "yeah" and add it up lol

[opaque drum]

pls no

[random solstice]

2955:1567 for me

[random solstice]

I have 16 nopes

58 nahs

[deft spire]

6563:8547

Yeah, I got no words

[random solstice]

372 yeahs

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test

[random solstice]

I have 38 tests

Wait, that wasn't the question

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is this i/you?

[random solstice]

I think so

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more you than i, huh, interesting

is quarter humble?

[deft spire]

Yep

[random solstice]

Huh, I found only 6530 I's

[deft spire]

I usually answer questions of other people so it's like "You need to do this and this" etc.

[opaque drum]

test

[random solstice]

And 8525 yous

From Quarter

Wait

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can someone check my i and you

[random solstice]

What about saying other people's name

[opaque drum]

secret channel?

[deft spire]

I got some channels you all can't see so could be

[random solstice]

Not #staff-furry-roleplay again

[deft spire]

6210:3133 i think

[random solstice]

6201:3829

Interesting

They're different

[opaque drum]

yay

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wh-

yall recheck

[random solstice]

Huh, you've only said Robert 14 times

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does it account for threads

[random solstice]

Yes

[deft spire]

My bad, it's 6210:3833

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silly

[random solstice]

Ah ok

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wh

why still diff than robust

he got 3829 not 3833

[deft spire]

Lizzie

[random solstice]

Yeah, hidden channels prob

[random solstice]

No

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You have said silly 76 times

[opaque drum]

what channels i'm in that are hidden from you???

[random solstice]

I have saild silly- well now 3 times

[deft spire]

There are way too many threads now

[opaque drum]

whait

if ur not in a thread

[random solstice]

archived ig

[opaque drum]

and you look something up

thre-

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oh ok then

[random solstice]

gtg

[deft spire]

Also forums on bug reporting counts too

I have never said silly until now

[deft spire]

See you

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cya

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silly

red for yes:no, blue for i:you (x:y respectively)

note that slope is y:x

as you can see here, quarter has the highest yes to no ratio while whail has the lowest yes to no ratio

and robust has the highest i to you ratio while quarter has the lowest i to you ratio

note that, in total, there are more messages by quarter and whail than by robust

[fast mulch]

the memes were real

https://youtu.be/WRCqLfQQd1I?si=hKlwmlIk6Bx_58o0

[dusty crag]

how do i trasfer my safe from my phone to pc ?

[lavish grove]

cloud save

requires a email

[dusty crag]

i used google

[lavish grove]

click the three bars on the top right and navigate down the menu and click the button

follow the steps there

[lavish grove]

im pretty sure it requires your email and password (I think)

then get a verification code

[dusty crag]

im playing for around 4 or 5 years now just that i never played on pc

[calm ridge]

Hello, I hope it can help you. It was some month ago and the display changed with the update but it still recognizable https://discordapp.com/channels/488478892873744385/488478893586645004/1233725867503386634

idk if you already managed to transfer your save

[calm ridge]

nice

interesting

that's funny to see how different people talk

for exemple I said "slt" 99 time even if it's not a real word

it's "salut" but with less letters

I'm pretty sure it can be the same things for people who talk in languages channels

quarter said z 483 times

[ornate bluff]

Wha?

[calm ridge]

polish people often say "z" before words

I guess it's like "the"

or "at"

for exemple: "with tuna"= "z tunczykiem"

that's on my cat meal translated into like 10 languages

[velvet socket]

z usually means with

[calm ridge]

oh

so yes z tunczykiem

with tuna

[velvet socket]

Yeah

[calm ridge]

with beef

z gemino (or something like that ?)

[velvet socket]

But it depends on the context

[calm ridge]

oh

[velvet socket]

What lol

[calm ridge]

it's not that ?

[velvet socket]

Beef is wołowina

I think

[calm ridge]

oh I took another translation I guess

[velvet socket]

For example "z powodu" means because of

[velvet socket]

Maybe

[calm ridge]

Gtg take a shower I'll be back

[calm ridge]

I checked and yes it's written "z wolowina"

with the strange l

[calm ridge]

oh interesting

[opaque drum]

fun fact: ł is pronounced like the english w

[untold mural]

I see that the game might have a translation error. Currently, I am using Vietnamese and see that information is incorrectly annotated, missing characters, or misspelled letters which can cause misunderstandings. I hope you can fix it.

[last gyro]

Worst Thai translation mistake is 'Mercury' I think

There are two meanings for mercury right: the planet and the element (ดาวพุธ and ปรอท respectively) and in the game Mercury is translated as the element in periodic table 😭

[opaque drum]

WGAH

that seems so funny lol

[wind forge]

ehehehe

[calm ridge]

oh lol

[last gyro]

It sucks

[calm ridge]

is it the same for Mars the planet and Mars the chocolate bar ?

different translations

[last gyro]

We dont have strings from the events and the beyond because we have been using professional paid translators to translate those strings.

*professional paid translators

[calm ridge]

rip 🥲

I guess the professionals paid translators translate well but it's not them who apply translations directly in the game so when devs copy it there can be some errors ?

[last gyro]

But...

This is...

Almost unacceptable mistake

'Mercury' in Beyond is a planet not an element

[torpid shard]

Its how different stuff is in other languages, like in Finnish, word "Maa" means ,Earth (planet), earth (ground), Country, land, world, soil, dirt, terra

wild how different*

[last gyro]

Ah

Thai also has that kind of things

Lemme search up lol

Like

[torpid shard]

Like single word can mean like 20 different things here xD

[last gyro]

ขัน I think

4 meanings, I'm lazy to explain

But that's not big deal

The big deal is how many words mean the same thing

😭

Like all these words mean 'Sun'

[calm ridge]

wow

[last gyro]

(Why so bad quality)

And these all mean 'water'

[calm ridge]

and in french we have 600 differents words to mean "cheese"

[last gyro]

Rip

[last gyro]

Dang

[torpid shard]

lol

[last gyro]

It's just confusing

[torpid shard]

Damn

[calm ridge]

that's a joke idk how many words there is for cheese

[last gyro]

But we only use these hecky words in poems

To make things like end up with the same sound

Thai poems are much more stricter than English ones

And we have like 10 types of them 🥲

Like why this

Why

And they say this is the easiest one

[calm ridge]

maybe translators don't have the context of the game so they translated mercury the planet into mercury the element ?

[calm ridge]

wtf is that ?

a poem ?

[last gyro]

That's possible but if the word 'Mercury' is next to like 'Sun' or 'Venus' I mean it's obvious lol

[calm ridge]

poem rules ?

[last gyro]

Yea

We have 8 lines

Umm actually 4

We separated into 2 parts in each line

[calm ridge]

to do the

uh

[last gyro]

And then the circles stand for syllables

[calm ridge]

how to say it in english

hemistich ?

[last gyro]

Idk

The line means the syllables need to be the same sound

Ignore the slashes lmao it's how we read it

[calm ridge]

oh circles are syllables

[last gyro]

Second thing

[last gyro]

I haven't even learnt this

Like what

And imagine someone created a 10-page story with poems only

I won't be able to make it in my entire life 💀

[calm ridge]

that's unpossible

not possible

[last gyro]

There is though

[calm ridge]

same

[last gyro]

Here is like

Short one

The poem rules are applied (not the same one as the two above)

80% of these words are not even used in life, that's why we have words that mean the same thing lmao, so we use them to fit in these poems

[calm ridge]

I just can't read thai so I don't understand nothing 😵

[last gyro]

Even I don't understand what is this story about

A battle between giants I think

[calm ridge]

yes even in his proper language poems are basically weird

[last gyro]

Worst blunder in history

I made a rlly big mistake and bro didn't notice

Rip

(Bro resigned)

[calm ridge]

uh what is the big mistake ?

oh it's with the queen right ?

[robust lion]

Oh no chess

[last gyro]

Yea

[frank mulch]

Ring of Ar

And a chlorine

[opaque drum]

biblically accurate argon

[frank mulch]

When someone is extremely scared of corpse we can say this to him
Hey! Do u know?
The vegetables u eat are corpses of plants!
The meat u eat are corpses of an animal!
When u eat a a burger, u are eating a mixture that’s made of plant corpse, animal corpse, germ corpse which is well cooked!

And there is corpse everywhere in ur body when u had disease!

[last gyro]

When you are fighting floor 39 in the pit

Use lucky start and rely on luck ❌
Have a friend that has 10 hp, sucks at blocking and has 2 anchors stacking (when bro dies everyone else gets 20 hp) ✅

And don't forget to resurrect him a lot

[sacred shard]

Is there a forum to voice concerns or issues with the game?

[last gyro]

We only have https://discord.com/channels/488478892873744385/1010249890414202880 I think

[calm ridge]

It can't affect me, I'm French and I don't know the word corpse

What is a corpse ?

Oh I researched that with Google

I guess now an ai detected my research and I'm on the police list of my city of people who might be dangerous

[random solstice]

You're on a DGSE watchlist now

[calm ridge]

💀 like would say an american, "I'm cooked"

[random solstice]

Not as cooked as any writer

I was going to give examples, but I looked at one Reddit thread and I am not adding examples

I'm not planning on being banned today

[calm ridge]

oh

I see I see...

[honest venture]

when is beyond 27 coming out

[random solstice]

In the future

[robust lion]

Updates usually aren’t announced until about a week before the release. When an update does release, it can take up to another week for it to become available on mobile devices (Steam always gets updates instantly).

[honest venture]

is there a beta version

[robust lion]

Yes #🚪-how-to-join-beta

[ornate bluff]

it is real

[opaque drum]

stay safe :D

[next ridge]

o7

[opaque drum]

risz

[honest venture]

where is properties on the platform

website

[robust lion]

It’s not on the website

[honest venture]

where is properties on the steam platform

[robust lion]

The gear icon

[honest venture]

where is the gear

icon

[serene heath]

This server is kinda dead.

[next ridge]

saying that when you've just joined is rude, you know

[serene heath]

Well most of the chats haven't been used in months and you can't type in half of them (not talking about the Announcement category or the archived category)

[opaque drum]

totally wrong

[opaque drum]

they're archived for a reason

whoops ping reply

[serene heath]

Idc u can ping reply but I said im not talking about them. Every other channel besides those categories I can't type in except the two general chats

[next ridge]

then theres something wrong

[opaque drum]

you can't talk in #🌐-international ?

or #💬-cells-chat ?

[serene heath]

Ok three general chats

[serene heath]

Can u read?

[opaque drum]

yes

:3

[last gyro]

Inactive. Not dead. I mostly active in threads so not here. :)

[robust lion]

Which ones haven’t been active in months?

[stray tapir]

Good evening 😄

[opaque drum]

good morning from my end!!!

[serene heath]

All of them thats not a general chat category

[opaque drum]

cells chat is NOT dead

[next ridge]

wait, what does your channel list look like?

[opaque drum]

this tbh

[stray tapir]

My roles didn't come in when I tapped "Update Status" I think this may be due to my discord email being different than my in-game email. Could I have support take a look at it please?

[last gyro]

Funny as cells chat is more active than general itself

[next ridge]

that shouldnt be an issue. you need to go to "linked roles" in the server settings

[robust lion]

BRUH EVERY CHATTABLE CHANNEL HAS HAD MESSAGE SENT IN THEM TODAY

[opaque drum]

bro hasn't heard of international channels

[robust lion]

THAT IS NOT “not active in months”

[serene heath]

Yall can't fucking read

[opaque drum]

true

[serene heath]

And I can't spell 🤣

[opaque drum]

oh, not true now

[serene heath]

I said every non general chat hasn't been used in months

[robust lion]

Literally the only dead channels are the international category

[last gyro]

Well we have pretty much talkable channels, you probably don't have access.
#🦖-paleontologist-chat
#💬-cells-chat
#🏠-general
#🌐-international
#💬-beta-chat
Do you have access to all of these?

[robust lion]

All the cells channels and all the beta channels have had activity

[deft spire]

Which ones?

[serene heath]

Not the top one

[opaque drum]

not true, you're just exaggerating

[deft spire]

You mean the events category? or?

[serene heath]

I just looked for a 3rd time

[next ridge]

@serene heath go to channels and roles and check it out

[serene heath]

Announcements is the only exception

[robust lion]

Don’t forget #🏆-share-your-prestige #🎨-cells-art

[opaque drum]

#🇪🇸-español has a message from 1 day ago

[serene heath]

I alredy did that as soon as I joined

[opaque drum]

#🇩🇪-deutsch is active today

[serene heath]

Thats a general chat

[opaque drum]

technically not

[robust lion]

Ok smart guy define “general chat”

[opaque drum]

#🎨-cells-art and #💬-cells-chat are SUPER active

[next ridge]

so how many channels are you talking about now? you keep changing the number up

[serene heath]

Are we forced to conversate about the language only?

Or anything can be talked about

[opaque drum]

i think what he expected are crap like gaming channels or hobby channels lol

this is a game server, every channel is either general or game related

both are seemingly active so idk what ur on

[deft spire]

I'm still curious which channels are dead for months

[last gyro]

My purpose in this server:

[stray tapir]

Appears the linked roles feature isn't working for me. Is anyone else having an issue?

[deft spire]

Hmm, where do you encounter an issue?

[stray tapir]

After clicking "Update Status" it says successful but the linked roles channel does not appear.

[robust lion]

Every chattable channel:
#💬-cells-chat
#🏆-share-your-prestige
#🎨-cells-art
#💬-beta-chat
#🌐-translations-crowdin
#🏠-general
#😂-memes
#🦖-paleontologist-chat
#🎭-semblance
#🎮-bot-room
#🌐-international
Like half a dozen other language channels

Which ones of those have been “dead for months”?

[deft spire]

Click the name of the server and you'll see the option "Linked roles" just like shared on the screenshot by Emilie

[opaque drum]

i think it's safe to say they're trying to get a rise out of us

[last gyro]

Ah I didn't count that as it's mostly sending images, forgot we were talking about activity which is not just text :)

[serene heath]

#🗣-cells-socials #🤔-ama-questions #cells-polls #weekly-semblance-questions #tree-contest

[last gyro]

Huh

[robust lion]

None of those are chattable channels

[last gyro]

They are ended contests

?????

[serene heath]

I said non general chats dummy

[opaque drum]

they WEREN'T made for chatting

[stray tapir]

Oh cool. Thank you. And thank you @next ridge

[last gyro]

For cells polls... uh at least we have daily poll I guess

[stray tapir]

I've been playing for a few years. Thanks so much for the Discord community and Reddit.

[opaque drum]

[serene heath]

Obviously your point is?

[deft spire]

Alrighty so
#🗣-cells-socials I believe were supposed to post tweets from twitter/X but Semblance stopped doing that, for a reason, ask SirH
#🤔-ama-questions Is only active when devs organise ama
#cells-polls... well, that's an abandoned idea at this point I guess, same for #weekly-semblance-questions
#tree-contest Is a contest that ended already so obviously there will be no new messages

[opaque drum]

they weren't made for chatting

do you consider yourself fluent in english, by the way?

what you're saying is "channels not made for chatting have no activity"

which, yeah, obvious

[next ridge]

check their profile. I dont think theres much going on up there, tbh

[opaque drum]

very well then

[serene heath]

I never said that

[opaque drum]

https://tenor.com/view/highvive-gif-15644305619530363588

[serene heath]

Obviously you can't read

[opaque drum]

what does this say

i can't read yall

[last gyro]

You can't read
Erm he replied you aren't telling me he didn't read and made shits up

[opaque drum]

can someone send an audio file telling me what this message says

[serene heath]

Well your saying something I never said

[opaque drum]

i'm scared guys i don't wanna miss out on the conversation

[serene heath]

Respond to my message stating that

[last gyro]

So what's your point of saying it?

To make these channels have activity?

When we can't talk in it I'm afraid that's near impossible

[robust lion]

I don’t want to take part in this anymore so

[honest venture]

how do i join beta on steam step by step instructions

[robust lion]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[robust lion]

Open your Steam library and head to the Cell to Singularity page. Click on the gear icon, then Properties. Click the Beta tab, then enter the access code “cellsalphatest”. Then switch your game to that version, update it, and you’re done!

[last gyro]

Reacting to CND

[opaque drum]

this should help too #🚪-how-to-join-beta message

[deft spire]

It sounds like you're trying to Google it lol

[last gyro]

Didn't answer me

...

[opaque drum]

like an ai prompt lol
which tbh is it a good idea for a semblance ai bot

idk for what though it would be funny still

[deft spire]

Well, he ignored my message completely it seems

[last gyro]

I think it'd actually be better if we archive some like cells polls semblance questions and tree contest lmao

You can t talk in them anyway

[serene heath]

I said most of the other channels not including the dam general chatting chats haven't been used in months

[last gyro]

And so? What do we have to do?

[serene heath]

Nothing

[last gyro]

So are you just ranting over it?

[serene heath]

Yall keep going on making a scene I just wanted to say something

[last gyro]

And although some of them has less activity than channels in general category but I swear #💬-cells-chat has more 😭

And that's not most I think

Ooh new messages in counting

Bruh

One new number

Epic

[deft spire]

You joined this server and immediately said it's kinda dead
But if channels made for talking are active, how is it dead?

[last gyro]

Some channels are dead != Server is dead
You mean like that?

At least counting is not dead I swear to god

[robust lion]

We weren’t trying to make a scene. We were just trying to disagree with you. But it’s the internet, so it always goes off the rails ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Not your fault

[robust lion]

Erm, actually, that’s a thread, not a channel

[serene heath]

True lol

[last gyro]

He said server is dead so lol

[opaque drum]

oh dear this is still going is it

ok nvm

[last gyro]

I just don't understand this nonsense

[opaque drum]

🎉it ended all of you finally got your crap together

[serene heath]

Tbf I said kinda

[last gyro]

A

Ok jk jk srry not getting into it

[serene heath]

I don't even know what that is lmao

[last gyro]

Not getting into it

[serene heath]

Im stuck on echolocation on cell

[last gyro]

Should not have said that-

[deft spire]

Now I'm curious what do you mean by lanzooric

[last gyro]

Erm

Did you buy squid :)

Oh wait

[deft spire]

Capybara and giant squid

[serene heath]

I lve rebirthed like 5 times after unlocking it and still can't afford it

[last gyro]

Oh that's normal lol

Rebirth more, you'll gain more

[deft spire]

Get capybara if you have under 2e52 entropy, if you have above that, go for Giant squid directly

[serene heath]

Ive rebirthed 15 times so far bit like 5 after getting echolocation

[last gyro]

Eh

I've rebirthed 48 times, got it on 30 I think?

English grammar be like

[serene heath]

Fr

[opaque drum]

electorus i swear to god

shut the fu just hsu t shut shut up i swear

[last gyro]

Lol

[opaque drum]

i have told you this for fucking mo- ahem

shut up

(nothing to see here)

[serene heath]

I don't have either of thoes

[last gyro]

Lololol

💀

Save up for capybara first

(And I mean reacting skull to message above)

(I like relating everything into it it's funny 🤣)

[serene heath]

Yeah fr

Spill the beans

[last gyro]

Ah delete it

Trust me

I beg

@deft spire uhh sorry but for my online life

[deft spire]

I need to know now

[last gyro]

I'll explain it in DM

Rahhhhh

Trust

[deft spire]

Works for me lol

[last gyro]

Rawr

Deal is the deal

[serene heath]

I can't sign in to my account on mobile

Its forcing my email account to be logged in

[wanton locust]

hi

i literally started studying the descriptions from this game

so i wrote them all down in my notebook

honestly this game motivated me to continue studying biology/chemistry and highened my interest for such subjects

[robust lion]

Yeah I have biology next semester this year and I’ve been playing this game for like 4 years so I think I’m set (:

[robust lion]

Car

[neon imp]

Chat

[opaque drum]

silly

[last gyro]

What

[stray tapir]

Kinda want to play on steam. The app on Android is a battery killer. 50% to 14% in 3 hours of play time on an s23 ultra is not so great.

[mint bridge]

[random solstice]

Is that a Garn47 reference?

Also the person who joined and complained is clearly a troll, I don't see why they shouldn't be banned

[opaque drum]

sht sht shut shut the conflict's over

also can anyone motivate me to do my homework

[random solstice]

Idk, I don't trust them

[random solstice]

DO YOUR HOMEWORK NOW OR YOUR CELLS ACCOUNT WILL BE WIPED AND YOUR DISCORD ACCOUNT HACKED

[opaque drum]

oke

[random solstice]

I could've threatened steam as well but ehh

[tribal knot]

Just logged back in. Why is chat dead? /s

[wanton locust]

honestly the best game for biology 😔🙏

translated all descriptions to serbian language (this one is ab primordial group)

[opaque drum]

oh my water molecules that is beautiful handwriting

[tribal knot]

That is very nice handwriting. I’m jealous

[wanton locust]

thank you so much omg 😭

[random solstice]

I think, more importantly, perhaps, that's dedication

Wait, could this be added to #🌐-translations-crowdin ? Idk if it accounts for entries for new languages (or if Serbian is already in the game, but I'd assume not since cilica translated these)

It is beautiful handwriting btw

The sort of handwriting I might be able to do if I went 3x slower

[serene dawn]

a

[indigo meadow]

Hi

[wanton locust]

awww thanks

[wanton locust]

yuh i don't think there's serbian language there but i hope it can be submitted as a new language

[wanton locust]

thank you!!

[slim meadow]

I can write as slow as I want, it will still look like Morse code or ancient Egyptian

[last gyro]

Last message was 6 mins ago

Epic

[serene dawn]

e

[slim meadow]

Lame

[last gyro]

Ok

[glass coral]

I totally forgot about this game

😭

[opaque drum]

well glad you remember now

now go get playing!!! >:)

(although i don't play c2s myself, totally not hypocritical /s)

[potent granite]

[last gyro]

Corvus?!

[potent granite]

https://tenor.com/view/ewt-energyweb-wtf-gif-18723688

[last gyro]

Oh and by the way

Best sticker of all time

[opaque drum]

THERE ARE TWO CORVUSES?

corvu- corvi?

[last gyro]

Ping for real

Anyway I'd prefer corvuses

[opaque drum]

corvussy 😳

[last gyro]

Way easier and like why we care having grammar

[oak sequoia]

this makes me think of Life After Apocalypse somehow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwYzoRsDRLY

this too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jjT4AjTUMA

[last gyro]

What

[opaque drum]

surreal

[last gyro]

Ok

Should I continue counting or do the science test my dad gave me or continue doing the report

Nvm new thing

[opaque drum]

test

cuz

scary

[potent granite]

Pizza

[last gyro]

Challenge accepted

[opaque drum]

[potent granite]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-chair-dog-gif-20519647

[last gyro]

Last message is 59 minutes ago

8:19 -> 9:18 for me

[opaque drum]

funky

[balmy vault]

XD

😄

[dusk breach]

the server is dying..

hope community of this game will grow once again

[last gyro]

In my perspective, it's inactive, but it's still far from dead

At least we have plenty of messages here everyday

[dusk breach]

youre right its not dead its dying

[last gyro]

Hmm

If we can still do this rate it won't be any worse lol

[serene dawn]

e

[oak sequoia]

someone oughta do one of those camera breaks in the gardens

like not just map mode or camera mode

just allowing us to see what (if anything) lies beyond the gardens

[serene dawn]

E

[oak sequoia]

E

[potent granite]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-elden-ring-albinauric-pointing-fingers-gif-25305896

[serene dawn]

Wa

[potent granite]

Uh Im not a beta tester

Lol

You had to of selected an interest role about beta testing

[serene dawn]

E

[primal solar]

Ping me if you solve this Mate in 13 puzzle. White to play and win.

[serene dawn]

Aight bet

[primal solar]

don’t use stockfish plz

[serene dawn]

1. Qd8+ Kxb5 2. Qd7+ Ka6 3. Qc6+ Ka7 4. Qc7+ Ka6 5. Qxc4+ Kb6 6. Qxb4+ Ka7 7. Qb8+ Ka6 8. Nb4+ Ka5 9. Bc7+ Ka4 10. Na6 Qxf3+ 11. exf3 Nd2+ 12. Kd5 a2 13. Qb4#

Is it correct? (My ELO is ≈ 1820)

[primal solar]

Qc6+ is not a valid move in that position

Qd6+ is tho

so I’ll say that

[next ridge]

Qc6+ would be valid though at that point? queen goes d8, d7, c6

[primal solar]

oh wait

I looked at it wrong

sorry

I’ll check again

but also there is a king move that is not the optimal move for black :)

[primal solar]

6. Qxb4 Ka7 is not correct. The best move for black there is Ka6

This results in a checkmate in 14

[serene dawn]

Close enough

[next ridge]

so, I used stockfish and there seem to be two M13s here.

[primal solar]

I only saw one

you must’ve used a stronger one

mine went to depth 23

[next ridge]

which stockfish are you using?

[primal solar]

well any checkmate in 13 works tho

the answer I had in mind is

1. Qb8+ Ka5 2. Qa7+ Kxb5 3. Qb7+ Kc5 4. Qxb4+ Kc6 5. Qd6+ Kb7 6. Qb8+ Ka6 7. Qc8+ Ka5 8. Bc7+ Ka4 9. Qa8+ Na5 10. Qxa5+ Kb3 11. Qc3+ Kxa2 12. Qc2+ Ka1 13. Be5#

Qb8+ seemed to be the only first move stockfish liked on my side

[next ridge]

1. Qd8+ also has an M13

[primal solar]

hm

[serene dawn]

Goofy

[primal solar]

odd

[primal solar]

eh the intended solution was this

[serene dawn]

Must be different depths

[primal solar]

what’s the Qd8+ solution?

[next ridge]

thats with me virtually reducing the speed of stockfish by limiting the available ressources. When I allocate what I give it usually, it goes near instantly to two M13

[serene dawn]

Oh

[primal solar]

Yeah stockfish is odd

[next ridge]

.... where do you run the engine?

[primal solar]

my phone

[next ridge]

through the chesscom app?

[primal solar]

ye

[next ridge]

thats the issue

[serene dawn]

A

[next ridge]

chesscom stockfish is ass

[primal solar]

yeah I don’t have a choice

[next ridge]

no pc?

[serene dawn]

What version of stockfish is that

[next ridge]

16.1

[serene dawn]

Oh

[primal solar]

However that chess puzzle is at best a mate in 13

I think

[next ridge]

yeah, its M13 either way

[primal solar]

Imma fix it

I fixed it.

Only one solution

Wow I found a small change that makes it mate in 15

after a small bit more analysis it’s mate in 13 again, but different

that one bishop changes EVERYTHING

I mean the solution is super different the king is mated on d1

[potent granite]

evetyone here has boo kife

[robust lion]

What’s a boo kife

[opaque drum]

CHESS

[opaque drum]

who's evetyone

[topaz estuary]

What should i do when i loaded wrong data to cloud?

[next ridge]

... what do you mean, wrong data?

[topaz estuary]

Newest account with 2 mins of playtime

[next ridge]

go to transfer save data and look at the save data history

[topaz estuary]

Ok

Theres nothing

[royal nymph]

How many times do you have to see a trophy before they stop popping in simulations? Trying to do speed runs to singularity, but it's really hard when trophy's keep popping up...

[robust lion]

Infinite

It’s a bug I think

Just don’t buy any trophies in the speedrun

On Eutherians is required

[next ridge]

wrong one, not save restore. "cloud save" -> "transfer save data" -> "view cloud save history"

[robust lion]

YO NO BETA SPOILERS

keep beta content discussion in #💬-beta-chat please

[wanton locust]

OH SORRY DAMN

[robust lion]

It’s ok happens all the time

I overreact a lot (:

[wanton locust]

same tbh

[unkempt lotus]

i think you can disable it tho

[random solstice]

Apparently not

[royal nymph]

That would be awesome, I've looked in settings I'll look again.

[opaque drum]

accidentally read my old messages once again aaaaa

also saw diza messages

i love conversations i no longer remember

i love forgetting

[topaz estuary]

Thank you bro

[opaque drum]

#😂-memes

:trollusfacus:

[little stump]

[fleet quest]

Does anyone want to be friends on cellls?

[mint bridge]

first time playing cells in 2 months

[opaque drum]

THE MORTIFICATION HAS ARRIVED

[long sand]

what is this

[robust lion]

A flower

[long sand]

i marked something with a red circle, what is it

[robust lion]

Can’t tell

Too small to make out

[long sand]

wait i changed my avatar to the idea and now it's yellow i think its my avatar

[robust lion]

Did this ever happen? I think he’s lying

[opaque drum]

considering the grammar mistakes...

[deft spire]

It could be the tech tree as a whole, it just that only your avatar is in a position that it's visible

[slate sand]

ok

[random solstice]

The flower

[random solstice]

Wait what lol it definitely is

[calm ridge]

I don't see his name in the server, maybe he is lying or maybe he has an other name here

[calm ridge]

maybe he is not a well english speaker ?

I mean not a native speaker

also there is 99% possibilities that this guy is lying but without more infos we can't really know if it's true or false

[next ridge]

the only possible attack vector on this discord server which can be eliminated by C2S devs would be via Semblance, and with the phrasing in the comment, thats likely not what they meant. Also, saying you saved someone from a DDoS alone is questionable. DDoS is the most well-known attack and a term thrown around very often, even when it doesn't apply.

[random solstice]

There is no one I remember that exposed vulnerabilities in the server['s security, I presume], so they're definitely lying.

[next ridge]

the correct course of action when you find vulnerabilities is to go directly to someone who can do something about it, or failing that, someone who knows how to reach someone who can do something about it. If they went directly to a dev, there's a good chance nobody not involved would ever find out

[random solstice]

If they were going to brag though, they would probably say something here before YouTube if it was really true
Like for instance mentioning the vulnerabilities in the server before going to a dev, so that they're actually remembered

I think the general consensus is that this person isn't legit though, so what proves it isn't necessarily important

[naive gale]

it's... a little bittersweet to be maxed out on the mezozoic AND Beyond. no more reboots 😦

i did it! 😄
I did it 😦

[robust lion]

🦑nice job

[naive gale]

thank you!

[random solstice]

Congrats

[hollow panther]

[opaque drum]

don't be sad it ended, be happy it happened!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/ant-congratulations-congrats-animation-congration-gif-25680287

[craggy thicket]

until the next time they update the beyond

[naive gale]

❤️

[random solstice]

True, my favourite updates tbh

[tribal knot]

Not trying to be an ass, but what is the purpose of friends?

[next ridge]

Currently, not much. You basically have a fast track onto their profile and can see their progress in events

[tribal knot]

I had friends but I got suspicious of people I don't know friending me so I removed them.

I can get paranoid sometimes

[oak sequoia]

It’s a shared feeling amongst all who complete a videogame.

Suddenly you don’t have anywhere else to go. You’ve done it. You’ve done everything there is to do. Suddenly you’re at the top. And it sure is lonely.

[serene heath]

Yeah and of there language is bad thats more proof they could a scammer cause majority of them are non english natives

[random solstice]

Not entirely, in most games there's lots of people at the top that you can talk with

In some cases you think you've completed everything a game has to offer only to be told "welcome, newbie"

Often there's a community, so you don't have to be lonely

But, as a person who doesn't know how loneliness works, that may not satisfy, and if it doesn't, the best thing may just be moving on to a different game

And that realization sucks

The deliberation on that realization before deciding what to do is important, I must add

It could cause you to realize the community is enough, in which case you get to stay with a game you love

Or it could allow you to let go of the game and move on to a new one

[next ridge]

thats the case with a lot of games, but I dont see Cells being able to belong into this category, just looking at game content. You can still do your own goals of course

[random solstice]

I was thinking of people who get to the singularity for the first time and think that there's only a few minor things beyond that, or people who underestimate beyond and especially meso

[opaque drum]

love it when robust says "it's robustin time" and robusts all over the place

[void valve]

yo

[primal solar]

“if you are going to pick a world leader, don’t pick an Austrian” - random YouTuber that is not related to history in the slightest

[red cloud]

this is so chill

nice

[calm ridge]

Yea

This event is my favorite

[opaque drum]

good slee-p-oll idea...

By the way, for the sake of the poll, you can only vote one choice out of all of these two polls. Don't vote something from season 1 and also something from season 2, the poll is asking for your favourite event in general.

[oak sequoia]

ah

[robust lion]

WAIT A MINUTE WE DONT HAVE EMOJIS FOR ROCKS AND ART

[primal solar]

rocks!

[last gyro]

I thought this is for arts

[opaque drum]

@robust lion @untold mural @craggy thicket you've voted twice (once in season 1 and once in season 2)
i kindly ask you to remove one vote and pick for one favourite
i don't want to risk paying my rent just because this research failed
thanks in advance

• whillit

[robust lion]

No it’s pride month

Art is the green one with a bunch of eyes

[last gyro]

Sorry lol

I didn't play cells at that time

I never played arts event

[robust lion]

Goonie T and e also voted twice

[primal solar]

ye that’s in the ping

[robust lion]

On I didn’t notice

[woven marsh]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[twin shard]

Found em! Should put a yeti in the snow land

😁👍

[calm ridge]

I'm ok for the yeti

But idk when the devs can add it to the game because cryptid event is already released

[serene dawn]

I

[oak sequoia]

If you wanna avoid blurring, try clicking on something near Bigfoot. Like I did.

[calm ridge]

Yes your pink dolphin picture was beautiful, mine is more scary

Poor little fox...

[inland berry]

hi

[serene dawn]

hi

[woven marsh]

Hii

[inland berry]

maybe we forgot, sorry

i will add it now

[serene dawn]

Yay

[inland berry]

maths are my passion

[serene dawn]

Same

[woven marsh]

Ohhh interesting

[woven marsh]

I love math too!!

Especially considering that's my favourite subject is physics

[inland berry]

you have both now

im going to add another one for the inconvenient

[twin shard]

I miss programming/math-ing for a living ❤️ I love math too

[woven marsh]

Very true lol

[inland berry]

[last gyro]

🎉

[serene dawn]

Real

[calm ridge]

Oh nice

Thx

[oak sequoia]

I’ve taken photos with Bigfoot and a fox kit

[oak sequoia]

They oughta feature that one too.

[wanton locust]

is anyone from here in charge of editing (or one who created) the wiki page?

cuz i can't quite read the names on the screenshots, idk if it's low quality cuz of my wifi or if it's too small to read

these are so difficult to read

the mesozoic valley one is actually fine

[serene dawn]

A

[calm ridge]

@last gyro maybe can help you

[serene dawn]

Shush, he's sleeping right now.

But yeah, he can definitely help

[calm ridge]

Oh

I see

[wanton locust]

thank you

[craggy thistle]

So I add to join beta when will they respond

[robust dawn]

Kitty

[robust dawn]

Centaura?

[bold sinew]

collect your daily darwinium

[robust dawn]

AUGHHHH

Kitty

[weary nimbus]

Is it even currently realistic to be able to get this upgrade. These are my current stats yet I’m only like 1/5th there.

[next ridge]

Yes, it just takes time. Your current production is about 1B faster than mine (~20% faster) and I am close to it, at 47 Qa

[calm ridge]

Uh I remember this name, is that a video game or something like that with a country named corvus or south corvus? But no my username is not from that game

[calm ridge]

Yea for sure. A very good way to get that many metabits is to be always in x4, when you see the ice comet which make clicks 30x faster for 15 seconds click on nanobots, then watch the ad for the comet and spam click with all your fingers (or only eight, as you want, the most important thing is to find the way to do the max click in those 15 seconds). The next comet appear 2 min ~2min 30s after your finish clicking so the best thing to do is to go in an other simulation like mesozoic valley (it's faster for the game to load it than beyond or some events (or at least for my phone) ) and then go again in primary simulation (so it take ~1 min instead of ~2min) . If you do that 5 or 10 times per day you will reach ||50 qa|| really soon (or faster than just collecting idle reward).

And if you don't have the time to do that you can just take 1 day in the year and spam the comet until you get ||50 qa|| metabits (if you only do that all the day it might took 6 or 12h max I guess)

Or you can just chill and wait for a new update which will bring new generators very powerful (maybe one day, who know ?)

With the comet I managed to farm ||160 qa|| total metabits (so ||110 qa|| metabits after the ||50qa|| upgrade )

[hollow panther]

interesting

[calm ridge]

And the guy with the most metabits I saw is someone with ||~400qa|| total metabits

His username is aequitas

So good luck if you try to do that

[hallow pine]

what do you guys think of this?

[bold sinew]

i dont have it yet and ive been playing this game for at least 2 years!

the only way to speed it up is to unlock more badges and complete the events

[bold sinew]

seems exciting 👀

[stark galleon]

i'm on 4/5

[calm ridge]

Nice

[opaque drum]

walter put that tech tree away walter

[inland berry]

https://tenor.com/view/heisenberg-walter-white-staredown-breaking-bad-gif-26437139

[inland berry]

oh, you thought the same thing as me, hahaha

[opaque drum]

[heavy sentinel]

Hi

[tough marsh]

LMFAO

[tough marsh]

Pins are exclusively for my humor /j

[inland berry]

OUR

[tough marsh]

[inland berry]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-our-now-gif-10391955707070564011

[robust lion]

Pollination easy as usual

[opaque drum]

ever since freedom nitrogen, pins weren't the same...

[proven violet]

hi chat

[opaque drum]

hi!

[proven violet]

hello

[last gyro]

We use interactive map in the Mesozoic Valley page, but normal images in Primary Simulation and Beyond. There's a way to fix this, which is creating maps for Primary Simulation and Beyond (the images will be interactive - generator node will link to its page, and of course, zooming can be done). I will address this to the place I'm working with the admins and will implement it pretty soon.

[lofty moth]

Is the capybara good?

[robust lion]

yes. very

but seeong your point in progression it probably wont do much

[lofty moth]

Thanks

[velvet crystal]

Mars

[proven violet]

how much will it upgrade the simulation

[robust lion]

what about it

[velvet crystal]

Mars is cool

[robust lion]

ok

[craggy thistle]

Yo bro are you in iOS?

[random solstice]

I assume you have a question about the iOS version, in which case you can just ask and someone will answer

[robust lion]

i am

[craggy thistle]

So I need help getting beta. I already used. Test flight but they said I need a invite code.

[robust lion]

just use the link in #🚪-how-to-join-beta

[craggy thistle]

Oh ok

[craggy thistle]

Also, second question once I install it will it make me lose my data if I didn’t store it

[robust lion]

no

[craggy thistle]

Oh, OK. But to make sure I’m just gonna screenshot my thing.

Not in here, I’m gonna save it in my thing

[robust lion]

oh look these are back

[random solstice]

They left?

[robust lion]

well they didnt leave

the ysimply didnt exist

[proven violet]

like the dodos

[robust lion]

wdym this has been here since las tyear

[proven violet]

dodos don't exist anymore

[random solstice]

They will again next year, so imo they do

[serene dawn]

I

[proven violet]

how do i know what division am i in

[next ridge]

it tells you at the top of the event leaderboard. note that this might be funky for a few minutes to like half an hour after you started the event.

[frigid fiber]

what does the division number mean

[next ridge]

Honestly, nothing. It's determined by when you start the event. First 1k people are in division 1, the next 1k in division 2 and so forth. An exception is division 666, which is reserved for cheaters

[serene dawn]

A

[celest quest]

Anyone online, I need help

[last gyro]

What help?

[scenic tiger]

Why cant I change my name?????

[last gyro]

Have you reported it in #1010249890414202880?

[serene dawn]

A

[frigid fiber]

i had the same problem

[frigid fiber]

is it even possible to cheat?

[scenic tiger]

Had?

Howd u fix it?

[topaz basin]

I mean, theoretically, you could? I don't know how you would do that in an online competition, but I suppose it's possible

[opaque drum]

yes, but best not to discuss about it

[scenic tiger]

How did u fix it?

[topaz basin]

How do linked roles work? I tried accessing them from the menu item under the options but the website won't load and allow me to grab the linked roles. Am i doing something wrong?

[frigid fiber]

just restart the game. or ur device. whichever works.

[frigid fiber]

im aware of the time thingy tho

[topaz basin]

I don't see the game transfer option in my game

which is weird because i swear it used to be there

[frigid fiber]

what if u linked the wrong discord acct (guilty hehe)

[frigid fiber]

it changed just recently, as far as i know, so even i am not able to link it anymore

[topaz basin]

oh shoot okay

[inland berry]

No, why?

Oh, I should wait to write until read all

[edgy pasture]

So, how does Overdrive actually work?

[opaque drum]

So, Money won season 1 while Outbreaks won season 2

BUT... I did make myself clear that you should only vote once (vote on one poll or the other) because I was asking for a favourite in general

If we remove repeat voters from the equation, I have found Philosophy to be the overall winner! (Outbreaks still win season 2)

If we count each repeat vote as half a vote instead, Philosophy and Outbreaks tie!

Interesting information... especially due to the fact tbat I thought Outbreaks was only okay-ish...

[serene dawn]

A

[near cargo]

Hiiii anybody home

[topaz basin]

Yuh

Well

I’m online

If that’s what you mean

[near cargo]

Oh hi hope you're doing well

Trying to figure out how to connect the batches

[topaz basin]

I’m exhausted but otherwise okay

[near cargo]

Branches *

Between bio and idea

[topaz basin]

Ah

In the general simulation?

[near cargo]

It's Friday after all, stay strong

[near cargo]

Yeah in general, idk what to.do with mars city vs humanoid colonisers

[topaz basin]

Iirc, you need to have a certain amount of upgrades for everything to unlock certain upgrades (if that’s what you meant)

[near cargo]

So I need to just keep developing all the lower stuff evenly pretty much? Including like animals and iron age etc?

[topaz basin]

Pretty much. If you have over 150 for each, everything should be unlocked

[near cargo]

Oh okay tysm. Then I'll just restart I guess, 4 is my lucky number anyway

[topaz basin]

Of course

[hallow pine]

I decided to stop on the periodic table event for now as i'm probably gonna have to red the tree, so working on another thing hehe

[robust lion]

NOOO NOT ||language arts|| 😭

[opaque drum]

linguistics, huh?

well then, pu lingka-pi kalni... (you've gained my interest)

[robust lion]

-# speak

[serene dawn]

E

[hallow pine]

Should i add something?

[opaque drum]

arrange the phones in an ipa chart

[serene dawn]

E

[opaque drum]

also, as supreme of a system hangeul is, why is it an outlier among writing systems that it has to be mentioned?

if hangeul gets a tech, so does latin, so does cyrillic, so does chinese

[velvet knoll]

add "GazhPach"
it's 4 missing letters from Abjad that only Persian has

[opaque drum]

oh dear...

[opaque drum]

oh, another thing to cap it all off: writing systems don't constitute as phonology. it counts as orthography

[oak sequoia]

How about periods of time and groups of people/individuals who contributed to language?

Apparently, or so I hear, without Saxon monks, we wouldn’t have words like:

• Marshmallow
• Master
• Cap
• Demon

The Vikings gave us

• Die
• Cake
• Rotten
• Mistake
• Hit

To say nothing of Shakespeare…

And how about names?

[opaque drum]

that would be too much

the topic is language, not specifically historical etymology

[oak sequoia]

They’re all suggestions.

ah

[opaque drum]

(also, that would be a hella english centric event)

[oak sequoia]

I just realised that actually.

[opaque drum]

[oak sequoia]

Like, 2 minutes ago.

Oh well, I tried.

[opaque drum]

reminds me on how indonesia (and to an extent austronesia) seems great for etymological research

and reconstruction perhaps

because so many languages here are related

æææ me wants more linguists

like no way wiktionary doesn't know where paku (as in nail) comes from

[serene dawn]

E

[opaque drum]

(note that i have to wake up 5 am tomorrow)

[serene dawn]

You have school?

[opaque drum]

yes

well

no

[serene dawn]

10 devs online...

[opaque drum]

but

it's complicated

[serene dawn]

Alright then

[hallow pine]

because it's sort of an alphabet-syllabary mix

[hallow pine]

this is a very particulr question, what scrpits should i include in the event?

[opaque drum]

hangeul is not an alphabet

[hallow pine]

i can't include them all, that'd be too much of a hassle

[opaque drum]

don't include any at all

[hallow pine]

but including none is just boring

[opaque drum]

mention them in the upgrades for forms of writing

like, mention "latin script" in the desc of "alphabet"

[hallow pine]

just like with the cryptids event, talking about culture and history is a very delicated topic in relation to what should be included (this event itself onçy focuses on the english language, meaning it is urealistic for it to be added to the game)

[opaque drum]

well then

[hallow pine]

in the cryptids event, for example, nothing of what i would consider my culture showed up

was i mad? no. it's unrealistic for the devs to cover everything

its even more unrealistic for me to do it, so i'm keeping hangeul

[opaque drum]

i guess you could list stuff like the latin script (for its prominence), hangeul (for its design), chinese (also for its somewhat logographic design), uhhh

it gets boring to just list the big ones

but if it is needed, greek, cyrillic, brahmic scripts

what else... scripts from native north america (sorry but i don't know the terminologies)

OH!

mayan scripts

very beautiful, would recommend

[hallow pine]

i put hangeul because it's unique, it's an alphabet which kind of works as a desconstructible syllabary

[hallow pine]

the images help too, the scripts in the images (and therefore the descriptions) are
Alphabets - phonetian and latin
Abjads - arabic
Sillabaries - navajo

[opaque drum]

what do you mean "deconstructible"

if you mean as in you can know the vowels from the symbols, that's just called an abugida and is not just hangeul

if it means you can see the individual symbols that constitute the vowels, ꦒꦺꦱ꧀ ꦮꦠ꧀

[opaque drum]

i may be sleeping

[hallow pine]

it works as a syllabary, with each syllable having its own symbol, but it's deconstructibule because you can see the consonants and vowels that make up each symbol

[opaque drum]

ok yeah totally heading to bed

[opaque drum]

what is a "symbol"

[topaz basin]

Don’t forget Abugidas

[opaque drum]

is "ae" not a symbol?

or is it 2?

now differentiate that with 위

[topaz basin]

Æ is

[topaz basin]

This is a combination of three letters

[opaque drum]

still have seperated parts but 위 is treated one symbol while ae isn't