#๐Ÿ’ฌ-cells-chat

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swift heron
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wudahell

white egret
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so i cant try too much

swift heron
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my fastest was like just a little bit above 2 minutes

white egret
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are you swapping between the menus as soon as you see the buyable gen # go up?

thorny spire
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Whatโ€™s that

white egret
thorny spire
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Time crystals

white egret
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uh hold on i sent an image earlier let me find it

thorny spire
white egret
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its the underlined on the left

thorny spire
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Is sending videos allows here?

white egret
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yeah

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dont see why not

thorny spire
white egret
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are you using 2 hands or 1?

thorny spire
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One to spam tap other to switch between tabs

white egret
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right yeah

swift heron
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what the fu

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these people crazy vro

white egret
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i mean thats pretty good strategy

swift heron
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this was only 400 science points yesterday

white egret
swift heron
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i almost completed CL 2

white egret
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computer lunch 2?

swift heron
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if i claim all quests and go to CL 3 i can get 1800 science points

swift heron
white egret
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ah right

swift heron
white egret
thorny spire
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Since Iโ€™m more familiar with that

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And autoclicker

mellow carbon
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I can do mobile -> singularity in just under 2 min post reboot. It requires a bit of luck with the nanobots buying the right stuff.
Strategy is to buy from the tree guiding the bots up the correct part of the path toward ideas & using the max buy to get the generators maxed out when you pass buy them. I also purchase some of the upgrades manually but seem to have to click 3 times to guarantee it registers.
Once I get to ideas unlocked, it's click on the generator tab, and grab the generator then back to the upgrade tab and use two - three fingers to click on all of the upgrades. As soon as the generator count goes up, back to that tab, grab the generator and repeat. A slow run will be 2:15-2:20. A fast run will be 1:50-1:55.

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Took a bunch of practice, but for a while, constant rebooting was the dominant strategy.

thorny spire
tall mirage
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My slowest run to singularity was 514 hrs

desert flax
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how

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that's 3 weeks of idling

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my slowest was just over an hour

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(pre-rr)

mellow carbon
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That's the new dominant strategy for getting knowledge. Buy nothing for 3 weeks.

desert flax
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โœจ because idea chamber โœจ

mellow carbon
desert flax
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I usually take the main route

mellow carbon
mellow carbon
desert flax
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the problem is the upgrades branching from Tetrapod and Mammal really hinder my time

thorny spire
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I jst clicked n clicked

mellow carbon
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I don't understand how. Do you have an autoclicker? I only get 3-5 effective clicks/s and just switching between the tabs soaks up a lot of time.

dusky marten
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wait my stardust avatar is gone

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after the update

desert flax
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I usually just have my autoclicker on the upgrades tab and use the mouse for generators

mellow carbon
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I tried it once on steam and was amazed how fast the autoclicker could go through all unlocked upgrades.

swift heron
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everytime i open the missions tab the sound of them all unlocking plays AT THE SAME SECOND

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it's like a fucking flashbang to my ears

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it looks so goddamn shiny

desert flax
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lol

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oh hey @rough axle it's you

spare crane
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you guys got the update or not yet?

desert flax
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the latest is a beta I think

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(||mollusk||)

swift heron
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WH

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WHAT THE FU

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BRO IM IN CHALLENGE 3 ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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HOW THE HELL

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people in top 10 must be in challenge fucking 4 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

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i still have 25 hours left

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id say i can complete half of CL3

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or the entirety of it

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if i complete CL3 i'll get 1700 science points from the quests alone

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๐Ÿค‘

steady dune
tall mirage
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Joining early is legit the worst u can do

swift heron
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james webb is the oldest event

tall mirage
swift heron
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im not even a fucking quarter into CL 3

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this is my first time doing cl 3 what the hell

tough igloo
swift heron
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did that shit just go from 600 to almost 900

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it took me 10 minutes for a singular upgrade

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this thing bout to take half an hour

humble fossil
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Chat any tips to rank up great attractor to 6th rank? (Currently 2)

prime vale
frigid adder
humble fossil
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what if Iโ€™m saving up Darwinium for โ€œmoduleโ€

prime vale
tough igloo
prime vale
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so u either grind beyond or grind main sim

tough igloo
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we not dr strange

humble fossil
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oh god I need to buy more in main simulation

prime vale
white egret
tough igloo
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ah

humble fossil
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WAIT SERIOUSLY?

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lemme check

tough igloo
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tell me my future

white egret
prime vale
tough igloo
prime vale
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you suffer at beyond rank 30

frigid adder
white egret
prime vale
tough igloo
tough igloo
hollow pelican
frigid adder
tough igloo
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cant wake up

tough igloo
humble fossil
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GOD DAMN THAT IS OP

frigid adder
hollow pelican
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idk

tough igloo
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escaping the matrix at age 90 โœŒ๏ธ

white egret
hollow pelican
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is this even about the game?

white egret
frigid adder
prime vale
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โฌ›๏ธ

hollow pelican
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knee surgery tomorrow

tough igloo
white egret
hollow pelican
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at the start of 2026, the knee surgery was a success

white egret
sullen jolt
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What happened to your knee surgery in car crash

sullen jolt
tall mirage
white egret
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i got it to work ofc

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hold on dms

tall mirage
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aigh

desert flax
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w h a t

prime vale
spring dome
keen mango
prime vale
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๐Ÿ‘‹

quasi ivy
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update is here for me noww

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SUCKS THAT I GOTTA WORK

lofty galleon
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I am not dead

spare crane
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holy moly e29 took likie 5 minutes total

tall mirage
spare crane
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you can speed it up with darwinum ๐Ÿ˜„

tall mirage
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Lol why waste Dw there

spare crane
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idc ๐Ÿ˜„ i have all the dw purcheses and a few hundred on top of that

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maybe molluscs will make me spend some mroe of my stash

tall mirage
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Yea that could be around 1k Ig

spare crane
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then need to save up a little bit ๐Ÿ™‚ still should be there when it lands(unless they give us another scaling 1-30 darwinum upgrade)

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those become expensive very fast

spare crane
tall mirage
compact nacelle
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I just got the update on android and I have no money after doing the e29

swift heron
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it keeps getting fucking louder and louder with each objective completed ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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the unlock sound plays for all of them AT THE SAME SECOND

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MY EARS

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it's only been a few hours and it already rose by 50%

tulip geyser
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It's beautiful

lofty magnet
mental sedge
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How?

humble fossil
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maybe you need to update it?

mental sedge
humble fossil
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i dunno then

mental sedge
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OH it does now

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Thank you.

humble fossil
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Np

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That method was useful

polar viper
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cheater

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(or strange bug, lol)

humble fossil
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yeah itโ€™s a bug

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With some ||time manipulation|| ๐Ÿ‘€

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wow

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how to report that

polar viper
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<@&535129309648781332> we got someone here aPES_Salute

azure turtle
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!ban 341215600619683842 crypto scam

bright otterBOT
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zep_check Banned laylaullrike (Case #4202) (user notified with a direct message)

azure turtle
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\o/

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Thanks

polar viper
spare crane
tulip geyser
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Oooouuughhhhh waiting for enough stardust to upgrade once is killing me ouuughhhh

lofty magnet
# humble fossil That method was useful

After this I realise I play the game wrong or slow. Im not even done with the first mission but have never min mix anything. Haven't played for a year either. And I rarely play events so don't get the black hole there either. And then I buy constellations I always buy the one with lower cost. Isn't even halfway done with them.

sudden dome
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would yall say an autoclicker is nescessary to play cts?

dry cairn
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I was searching the chat for info about the new Draco constellation and saw this message from a year ago.

sudden dome
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i used one all the time on windows but im new to linux mint and unsure how to get an autoclicker since i didnt find one in the software manager

dry cairn
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I sometimes wish I would have used an auto clicker to get through those 10 prestiges of Meso. ๐Ÿ˜…

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Minimal benefit to doing it so wasn't in a rush.

fluid delta
fluid delta
fluid delta
wintry night
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When will the rain frog from the voting be added

worn kernel
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hellloooooooo

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Beyond is out eyeshake

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how's everyone liking the new episode?

coarse haven
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Is Schedule on when they release new episodes?

limpid idol
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dw ep 30 is coming soon

worn kernel
modest pine
tall mirage
coarse haven
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BTW here proof

modest pine
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this was the hardest thing ever to get it to line up

tall mirage
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It's a pity it'll take me more than a month to take Great Attractor to Rank 7

coarse haven
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I wish there wasn't just void outside laniakea tho there's at least 50 million super cluster

modest pine
outer hull
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I'm on research level 72, which of these should I buy?

coarse haven
tall mirage
modest pine
coarse haven
tulip geyser
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Darwinium ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿค‘

modest pine
worn kernel
limpid idol
modest pine
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we are almost at the end, gotta make the final boss hard yknow!

tulip geyser
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Obtaining stardust takes so long waahhhh

modest pine
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@limpid idol is working on it ;)

tall mirage
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Ig it's only gonna be ez for peeps who have saved 50+ BH

outer hull
modest pine
coarse haven
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Ohhh

tall mirage
coarse haven
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Are you saying I should see those in the game or in real life

modest pine
coarse haven
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Nah mines just black

tulip geyser
modest pine
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ah yes it should be in the next update, we are still working on it!

tough igloo
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next beyond updates gonna be so peak ๐Ÿ’”

coarse haven
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Whats crazy is that this isn't even the main part of the game and it's still better then a lot of space simulators

tough igloo
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probably gonna have a job by then

coarse haven
coarse haven
tough igloo
tall mirage
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The sooner mollusks and ind rev 2 drops, the sooner we get E30
Rubs me the wrong way to see Beyond as an odd number

tough igloo
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you dont get detailed nebula like that in any space sim

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ofc c2s isnt based on actualy like physics and stuff

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but it definitely looks better than most games

coarse haven
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I hope they add a nutron star on the garden someday

lean niche
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Got my update today, and my entropy went nuts. Time chamber is fixed.

modest pine
outer hull
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We need a Mesozoic update, with a larger area

lean niche
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I swear they said there was some kind of new logit/darwinium upgrade to buy in the new update, though.

coarse haven
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Hot take but I really don't like mesozic

modest pine
tulip geyser
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We need 1 billion earth skins ๐Ÿ˜‡

modest pine
fluid delta
tough igloo
tall mirage
fluid delta
lean niche
fluid delta
coarse haven
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Beyond went fast because it was fun

tall mirage
mossy rain
coarse haven
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I used to have max beyond and rank 2 mesozic

strange lark
mossy rain
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Did you have a lot of blackholes stacked?

tough igloo
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stack those rare and epic cards up that dont get reset

tall mirage
lean niche
modest pine
fluid delta
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Beyond 29 went very fast for me as well

rain rain
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still sad that 29 is max, still hoping for cosmoprestige

fluid delta
lean niche
tall mirage
coarse haven
# mossy rain How long did it take you to beat?

Well I deleted the game like 2 years ago and when reality reboot came out i reinstalled the game so i Started grinding when that update came out and Then Spent like 3 months and only spent my Darwinian on black holes

fluid delta
mossy rain
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It might be a little too fast, we may end up slowing it down later in a future patch.

tall mirage
coarse haven
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So probably 2 and a half days

tall mirage
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Update dropped yday for me (like 28 hrs ago)

modest pine
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yay that makes me happy, remember before the beyond came out everyone was afraid it will be just like the dinos, but we were able to design some new game mechanics to make it smoother ๐Ÿฆพ

tough igloo
rain rain
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and insanely empty

modest pine
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and we're seeing everything as if its in the past, because light takes time to travel

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who knows whats actually there right now

fluid delta
coarse haven
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I wonder what there gonna do when they finish the universe

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Maybe go Polish some stuff add more stars idk

fluid delta
modest pine
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gotta come up with a new/ better prestiege mechanic than what we have in dinos now T_T

lean niche
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Give me about 15 min, great attractor will be level 6.

fluid delta
limpid idol
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yeah give us your ideas for prestige mechanics

tall mirage
fluid delta
coarse haven
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I want to make sure I got everything There was 4 stuff added to this update right

fluid delta
limpid idol
tall mirage
limpid idol
tall mirage
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By the way, could we have more than 2 generators in E30 assuming it's the last one before prestige

limpid idol
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we were thinking how to make it not the same as the meso prestige

coarse haven
modest pine
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we have a couple ideas.
make it easier
make it harder
make different missions
choose between 3 options?
i would like to see the garden stay, so you can still show off all the cool stuff if you wantt o reset

tall mirage
coarse haven
tall mirage
tall mirage
modest pine
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in meso the difficulty doesnt change, but you get to keep your epic cards. kinda like new game plus?

coarse haven
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Why not keep the stuff on the garden And when you prestige it adds new stuff to the garden.

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Like you have to unlock it you don't just prestige and get it but you know

modest pine
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we dont have a lot of bandwidth for additional content, but maybe new constellations?

tall mirage
polar viper
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i just hope beyond prestige doesnt reset cards like meso, because its way harder to get them except maybe as long time player with 50 bh's stacked PES_Monka

fluid delta
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Will there be something replacing Beyond, once Beyond is complete? Like, a new category, just as "Events" and "Meso" and "Beyond" are categories? (wrong word, but you get my meaning)

coarse haven
strange lark
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i feel like the problem with meso prestige is that its not interesting enough for most people and if you were to make beyond prestige harder it should have some new stuff imo

rain rain
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uh, it's quite easy to max them, imo

tall mirage
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Just requires a few months of playing

modest pine
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theres free star fragments in the missions so its techincally possible with enough time yes

tall mirage
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Kp has been playing for 2 years and has 1600 fragments just from opening white and red dwarfs

rain rain
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and I'm not a hardcore player, but I have fragments stockpiled

tall mirage
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On the other hand, the bigger issue is the excess fragments just lying there

coarse haven
fluid delta
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I'm up to 356 fragments also

tall mirage
tall mirage
fluid delta
rain rain
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www, heh

tall mirage
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Ig u didn't open a lot of BH

fluid delta
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I opened 10. Not bc I had to, but I have plenty to spare, so..

tall mirage
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What's ur gold cards atm? 4, 4, 4?

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I'm sad I didn't get the new silver card lol despite opening 7 BH

fluid delta
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4,5,5, but the 4 is 19/20 so will turn into a 5 soon. I think I have all Silvers, there's no gaps

modest pine
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in another game i play, leftover currency works as a boost so maybe once you finish all constellations the fragments still have use? they can do like a small speed boost per fragment

fluid delta
rain rain
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holy

tall mirage
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Or you could give us the option to convert 5 fragments into 1 DW

polar viper
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poorge
pleb black hole less life MarkDead

tall mirage
fluid delta
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They add up when you keep doing events and Top 10 ๐Ÿ™‚ .. though I haven't bothered with Top 10 for a while now

fluid delta
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My silvers are 3,5,5,6,5,5

tall mirage
tall mirage
rain rain
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maybe some conversion into RE stats?

tall mirage
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How is xp/s not in E160 atleast

fluid delta
tall mirage
tall mirage
# fluid delta 5 and 5

Ok that's very weird then, u have the new silver at lvl 3, which is 8x my boost, 2 gold cards 1 lvl higher which is 4x boost, and my normal cards are at 6 and 5, so overall you should have (8*4)/2 = 16x higher xp/s compared to me

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Are you sure you're not at 4.27 E160/s?

fluid delta
limpid idol
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keep the ideas coming! monkey_business

polar viper
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...wouldnt it be funny, if he did some mistake because of crappy custom notation? cheh

tall mirage
fluid delta
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No way TO make a mistake. There's no real decision trees in Cells

rain rain
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lol

fluid delta
polar viper
tall mirage
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dog_laugh You could also re-introduce E31 as the last Beyond stage

fluid delta
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And ofc have the RE node not reset to 1 when Beyond Prestige is started. Would be an easy bug to have

tall mirage
fluid delta
rain rain
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maybe cards gained before prestige could be locked til you get to the end. And re-applied after you beat it. This way you could both slowly grind ever further and not get OP advantage at the start

tall mirage
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and not higher only because gold lvl 5 to lvl 6 is too difficult

fluid delta
tall mirage
swift heron
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challenge 3 is fucking unhinged

tall mirage
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what i'm clueless about are the generators for Beyond prestige and how will new ranks work there

swift heron
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by that logic top 10 have over TEN THOUSAND science points

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wudafak man

polar viper
rain rain
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maybe even 400+

swift heron
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ive been documenting every part of CL 3 the moment i woke up today and it keeps getting more and more fucking unhinged

rain rain
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Ewhat

fluid delta
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Heh. Up to 278% on this one, but I stopped once I got my badges this time.

swift heron
tall mirage
swift heron
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and these goddamned ear flashbangs wont stop ๐Ÿ˜ญ

polar viper
swift heron
rain rain
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rush B

polar viper
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then open the damn things

swift heron
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kill me

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what the fuck are those prices

swift heron
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so that no one tries to push too hard

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like someone behind me will see that the top players are moving slowly so they wont worry, then 2 seconds later i already have like 3700 extra science points (+2k from going to cl 4)

tall mirage
polar viper
swift heron
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also ive noticed that the amount you get per click ISNT affected by the production increase

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i assume that was done intentionally to nerf nanobots to the ground

swift heron
swift heron
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i made a huge mistake joining such an early division

tall mirage
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never join before 48 hrs of event ending

swift heron
rain rain
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btw, any plans on doing something with divisions?

swift heron
tall mirage
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this event has the fastest completion time

swift heron
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i havent even made a single generator upgrade throughout this whole conversation

swift heron
tall mirage
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Kp literally has all the data

swift heron
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who the hell is kp

tall mirage
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Esp the time it takes him to complete every event

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Ig he's not been online as freq as of late

tall mirage
swift heron
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who is kf ๐Ÿ˜ญ

tall mirage
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Smh not knowing the imp people

swift heron
swift heron
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ohhh that default discord pfp guy

sweet hedge
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helloooo everyone!

quasi ivy
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these black holes sure did help

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and i still got 1 left

sullen jolt
quasi ivy
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nice

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u seem to be pc though so u got like a week headstart

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even still i dont think 7 is quite in my reach rn

rough axle
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Considering they have the rare card at level six, they probably opened a lot of black holes

quasi ivy
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yeah as i said i dont think i will be able to reach there

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i wonde how many blackholes that is

rough axle
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A black hole always gives 6 of the same rare card

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There are 7 rare cards in phase 2

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Which means a 1/7 chance of getting 6 cards, and a 6/7 chance of getting 0 cards

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If cards are 1,2,5,10,20,50 to rank 6

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Thatโ€™s 88 total cards

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If I did my math right you would need roughlyโ€ฆ nvm I think I did my math wrong

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No way you need 103 black holes

quasi ivy
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and thats if the odds are avaraged

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it could be more or less

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thats kinda crazy though

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how does one manage to have 100 let alone have the patience to open 100

round plaza
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Are there still codes for darwinium?

rough axle
trail linden
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what is the fastes time to singularity

rough axle
trail linden
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oh shi

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with autoclickers and all

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the least i got is like 37

rough axle
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Still hella impressive

trail linden
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yeah i dont know how i got that thoug

rough axle
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Most people struggle to do it under 3 minutes

trail linden
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maybe i glitched

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like i was stuck like at 1:09

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and then suddenly

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yeah 37 i dont know how

tulip mulch
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hey have ya'll seen the new update!

rough axle
quasi ivy
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YES YES YES INFECTIONS

gray tapir
quasi ivy
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now we just need the human body to be cycled aswell and then were on scheme again

warm lodge
magic lichen
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so what rank I need for the superstructure?

celest garnet
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I missed the cheese one

quasi ivy
celest garnet
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So Iโ€™m gonna get the badges there

quasi ivy
celest garnet
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Ik

gray tapir
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cow lol

quasi ivy
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the cheese music is peak

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just know that

celest garnet
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The only badges I donโ€™t have are all cheese and last tea

celest garnet
magic lichen
warm lodge
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๐Ÿ•” Tick-Tock ๐Ÿ•”

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Getting closer.

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Charging The Time Crystal. It's Super efficient already.

warm lodge
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Yes, Deep AI.

gray tapir
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Why

warm lodge
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Because I like to have a visual instantiation of what my Reality Engine could look like.

frigid adder
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Why'd they have to make lvl 72 a Sisyphean taskkkk

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Now I'm at the start of ittt

mellow carbon
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You skipped level 70 because of a bug they had. Most likely you'd still be 71 if they hadn't had the bug, but they didn't roll anyone back.

gloomy jacinth
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And again meanwhile many players under 70 didn't notice anything ๐Ÿ˜ธ

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But ty for the dw

stoic gale
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How are you guys completing this event so fast man

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I can do every other one but not this

fluid delta
sullen spoke
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Hey how do I access the beyond e29(?) content?

fluid delta
sullen spoke
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I'm still at 21.

fluid delta
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heh. You will get there!

sterile rose
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Just gotta get those void upgrades then Iโ€™ll have finished

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Iโ€™m just tryna get all the beyond achievements at this point

sullen spoke
fluid delta
sullen spoke
somber robin
fluid delta
somber robin
fluid delta
fluid delta
somber robin
fluid delta
# somber robin

If I had to choose, I'd rather be a boomer than a tween.. boomers are much more likely to have money ๐Ÿ™‚ .. I feel bad for tweens these days, the world is in a rough place compared to even 10 years ago

somber robin
fluid delta
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ofc I don't mean "really rich" here, just well off.

sterile rose
polar viper
final kite
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edslghieA

polar viper
frigid adder
polar viper
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Also tmi about your sex life. Now we know its dead aPES_Salute

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What is green about 69?

somber robin
fluid delta
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No it isn't

frigid adder
somber robin
polar viper
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Its a sex position

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Lol

fluid delta
polar viper
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No dog whistle

frigid adder
somber robin
fluid delta
somber robin
frigid adder
fluid delta
polar viper
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Same as scientific notation is objectively the best notation. No democracy here

frigid adder
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Satirical humor is better

fluid delta
frigid adder
polar viper
fluid delta
polar viper
mellow carbon
# frigid adder Wym

In the previous release there was a bug where you went from level 69->71 in a single advancement. Most likely they had just left it out so it cost 0 XP to do level 70.
In the recent release (Beyond Ep 29), they fixed it, so it costs around as much to go 69->70 as it used to to go 69->71. They then would have two choices: a) demote everyone that is currently level 71 but only has the XP for 70. b) keep people at level 71, but have them go for the new level 71. They chose (b), and since all the XP needed was adjusted for 72 and futher, they chose the same approach there. Net effect everyone 71+ is now much further away from advancing.

fluid delta
frigid adder
fluid delta
white egret
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yeah the bug was an expression coming out to 0 accidently (off by one error)

faint laurel
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New player. What is the darwinian synthesizer?

mellow carbon
frigid adder
faint laurel
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Ahhh that little thing. Thank you. Been scratching my head all day clicking around for it

white egret
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np!

white egret
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and it wouldve had 0 effect besides visual, since people wouldv already had the research tokens

frigid adder
prime vale
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i found this image of rock expansion (april fools) on cts reddit

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i actualy want it in game now ๐Ÿ˜ญ

frigid adder
prime vale
frigid adder
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(It was based off of ts April fools thing too)

prime vale
prime vale
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yea

desert flax
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how do I get hourglass nebula

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help

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anyone please

rough axle
desert flax
rough axle
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Uh then you should just buy cats eye nebula

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Because you unlocked it in the previous episode

desert flax
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w h a t

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did I break the game

rough axle
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Can you send a photo of the tree with the nebulas

desert flax
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clicking on hourglass nebula leads me nowhere

inner tapir
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you haven't met the requirements to unlock it

rough axle
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Uhh how did you rank up from e22 without unlocking the helix nebulaโ€ฆ

rough axle
desert flax
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I DON'T HAVE BEYOND JUMP EITHER

rough axle
desert flax
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I remember when I started e22 and got the red background with Semblance speak twice

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maybe that causd the e23 problem

rough axle
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My resolution

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Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group

You're Fucked ยท Ylvis

Stories From Norway: Northug

โ„— 2018 Concorde Television AS, distributed by Universal Music AS, Norway

Released on: 2018-03-13

Arranger, Producer, Composer Lyricist, Work Arranger: Lars Devik
Studio Personnel, Mixer: After Perfect
Work Arranger, Executive Producer, Produce...

โ–ถ Play video
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Oh look itโ€™s almost 11pm

desert flax
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I decided to use a non-borked save state

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YES IT'S NO LONGER BORKED

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I AM IN E22

proper lotus
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is episode 29 out for mobile now

coral crow
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Almost...

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Almost got all 15 in one shot, but the mutagens did me in

desert flax
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UNBORKING THE BORKED

dark cobalt
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Isnโ€™t beyond 29 supposed to be out by now? Iโ€™m on iOS and itโ€™s been half an hour since it should have came out but I donโ€™t have the update

coral crow
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I blame Apple

gray tapir
grizzled lance
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Wow. Playing Beyond again felt nostalgic ๐Ÿ™‚

sage flower
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Is that number normal?

white egret
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i thought they changed each 1000? weird

brave merlin
desert flax
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well this is weird

mellow carbon
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Ep 29 is weirdly short. I didn't buy any boosts, I accelerated nothing, I didn't spend any of my saved neutron stars & black holes and it still took <12 hours.

tall mirage
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Anyways we got to know from the devs yday that E30 will defo take longer

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and there's a possibility for E29 to be readjusted in the future to increase difficulty

spare crane
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E29 feels like half of an episode for me ๐Ÿ˜

tulip geyser
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Yeah okay

spring dome
sweet sinew
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Aaand I my friends have completed chapter 29 superstructures

high ibex
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So there is still no real reason to open black holes in this game as level 30 is coming, so then can we get to open them or will there be a further update again, what's the point of prepping for an end game if they keep moving the goal post on things, they need a different way to update and bring new things to the game

grizzled lance
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Why would opening black holes at 30 be better than at 29?

polar viper
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Yeah with like 5-10 bh's you can rush any new episode in half an hours anyways

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After that there is no endgame

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Just done

high ibex
high ibex
polar viper
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Then u are done

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Idk for what endgame u saving them except rushing new stuff

high ibex
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Like I get what your saying, but same with like mesozoic valley I still collect mutagen to upgrade cards to bring in more earning and get more dinosaurs, and there i have no problem opening diamond geodes because it feels finished and I'm getting the most from them, seems a waste to open them at level 29 in beyond when there is more coming

spring dome
tall mirage
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What kind of prestige? we don't know

spring dome
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as expected

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but what i mean is you aren't missing out on much to open a few now since you have many months to save up black holes before e30 drops

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it's not that hard to top 10 if you start late enough

tall mirage
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Well I wouldn't say many months

high ibex
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I can save no problem getting a top 10 finish isn't hard , I'll probably open a few and save the majority and just start saving again on top of that pile

quasi ivy
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deep sea within 45 mins

shrewd sandal
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I reached my first mezo prestige today !!

median meadow
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Hey guys this has probably been asked a lot since the uodate but has anyones levels been affected? Before update I was about 90% of the way to level 73, after the uodate I just noticed I'm not even 40% of the way there now

polar viper
white egret
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<@&535129309648781332> crypto scam

keen carbon
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!ban 1263209546256744559 crypto scam

bright otterBOT
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zep_check Banned dino16terror_20193 (Case #4204) (user notified with a direct message)

primal stump
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!ban 1263209546256744559 crypto scammer

bright otterBOT
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zep_red_x User is already banned indefinitely.

white egret
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oh 2 mods online you dont see that

keen carbon
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thx for the report

white egret
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np

primal stump
polar viper
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somehow this crypto scammers like this server

white egret
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its absurd the amount of scammers that are here

somber robin
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Chat are we getting the french to the industrial revolution update

white egret
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the french have not discovered industry yet so they are left out

somber robin
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Meaning french

white egret
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the eiffel tower is also just a cool thing

noble dune
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where is sepharia

white egret
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living? idk

dark cobalt
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When is mollusk coming?

prime vale
white egret
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well if you actually read the messages youd find out why i said it

quasi ivy
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u can see ingame that were getting the eiffel tower

sharp gate
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For some reason, it is much harder to get the hit box for the asteroid to come up no matter how close I get to it. Did something change? Or is there some voodoo I need to do in order to get the hit box to show up?

sullen jolt
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BLAME APPLE!!!!!!!Apple

austere robin
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Who do I go to, report a problem? My phone was restarted but my data was saved to the cloud and now Iโ€™ve lost my save Iโ€™ve been playing this game for about a year which means Iโ€™ve lost a lot of progress and year specific achievements

fluid delta
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reporting a problem wonโ€™t help. if you did a crossplatform save to cells servers, then just put in the same email and password you linked in before, and download from that to the new device.

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if you used google play save or a local apple save and wiped your phone, then maybe the save is lost? idk

acoustic plover
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anyone has a general estimate of how much i need to spend to get all darwiniun upgrades

dry cairn
acoustic plover
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interesting insight ty

orchid idol
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can you guys help me with smt

frigid adder
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Maybe

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Allegedly

orchid idol
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i just completed the darwin quest and i tried put in code but it wouldnt i tried on both darwin and the island but it wouldnt work

dry cairn
warm lodge
inner maple
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Am I the only one who doesnโ€™t have the Beyond: Episode 29 out on mobile yet?

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The update isnโ€™t available

dry cairn
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Everyone should have it. Restart the whole phone maybe?

unborn lintel
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How to unlocked this ?

frigid adder
unborn lintel
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Okey thanks

fluid delta
inner maple
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Five seconds ago

dry cairn
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Did something change with the global leaderboard today?

inner maple
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It works now, thanks!

fluid delta
steady dune
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Ohhhhhh near 21d run

lofty galleon
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I am not dead

pseudo citrus
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I am

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dead tired

swift heron
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these people are fucking insane

fluid delta
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? That doesn't seem bad

swift heron
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when i WAS in top 50 i needed 2k science points to reach top 25

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i have almost 8k science points

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top 10 probably have 20 thousand

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i think they finished CL 4 ๐Ÿ’€

fluid delta
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yeah probably

pseudo citrus
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who knows man, I barely do the events anyways

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I do not have that kind of time anymore

swift heron
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bro i have the equivalent of beating this event 7 times in 2-3 days

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since CL 3 makes it 4x costs that's the equivalent of beating the event 4 whole times

pseudo citrus
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I'm not even halfway done

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I genuinely forget the events exist

rough axle
fluid delta
swift heron
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im losing my sanity bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™

pseudo citrus
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since I have all the logit augments

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I just

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don't care anymore

rough axle
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If you wanna finish the event join early
If you want a good leaderboard placement, join late

pseudo citrus
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think I only had a top 50 on the Halloween one though

fluid delta
# pseudo citrus don't care anymore

I mean, sure? Events are necessary for badges, since those improve your multiplier in Reality Engine.. but, if the game isn't fun for you, then yeah, don't play it? As I guess you haven't been?

pseudo citrus
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I play it like daily, but only for like two hours and I just

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forget events

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events have REALLY been slipping my mind

fluid delta
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nod.. fair enough! It is an idle game, nothing says you can't do it at your own pace!

swift heron
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WHAT THE FUC-

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4 FUCKING THOUSA

pseudo citrus
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I mean I am also close enough to just, quitting because I don't have much to do anymore

swift heron
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HELL NAW

pseudo citrus
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I finished Mesozoic, near finishing Beyond (as in 100%, I finished the 29th episode)

pseudo citrus
fluid delta
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Yes. 71.

swift heron
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how big is the difference between top 25 and top 10

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fucking 10k science points?

pseudo citrus
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don't look too hard at the low numbers

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I just converted a lot of them

swift heron
pseudo citrus
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I JUST reset

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to buy upgrades

fluid delta
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The basic question is: are you having fun playing the game?

pseudo citrus
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yeah

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I really enjoy beyond the most

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already waiting for a new update

fluid delta
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Then don't worry about the details, just play!

swift heron
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what the fuck would division 1 be like

fluid delta
steady dune
chilly walrus
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is it just me that wants ecinoderms in the game

steady dune
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I tried before

pseudo citrus
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I have been doing that

swift heron
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and im still not maxed out

pseudo citrus
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I miss being on mobile but I genuinely forget to use my phone so I'm not going back to it

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the ads helped a lot

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and I am not minmaxxing things with just always migrating from mobile to PC just to watch ads on one side and have the bonuses while playing on PC as well

pseudo citrus
fluid delta
pseudo citrus
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I mean, I'd like to play competitively

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maybe in February, I get some time then

fluid delta
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You can, but part of that is doing Events.. and you can't make past ones up, you can only do them as they show up (which is 2x/week).

pseudo citrus
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I lost track of my little homunculus on the event screen that shows achievement completion rate

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where is he hiding

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found it

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so close, yet so far

dry cairn
# swift heron WHAT THE FUC-

We have basically the same amount of science points. Your division has been playing the event for 2 more days than mine has so some bigger numbers make sense.

swift heron
pseudo citrus
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I'm in division 12

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you know what, thank God I didn't try to get high rankings

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easy participation points just to get the last few profile things

fluid delta
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I'm at position #36 rn with 2176 science. And that's after not having touched the event since monday afternoon!

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but ofc I am NOT at Div 17, lol

frigid adder
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I'm in div #20

steady dune
upbeat meteor
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Meanwhile me: checking cells every 27829394940202039494930204939 years because I forget about it's existence and only remember when I open discord

steady dune
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We don't do now as it's like an infinity push every time

swift heron
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should i be concerned for the top 10 players' pc or themselves

dry cairn
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Sometimes I miss when there was no leaderboard and you could only play the event once.

swift heron
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and they're DEFINITLY not a mobile player cause this HAS to be some strat where they leave an autoclicker overnight

swift heron
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events were boring as hell

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you could finish an event in 1 day and have nothing to do for the rest of the time

dry cairn
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That was my favorite part.

steady dune
dry cairn
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I have a confession. I'm the one that did this and I sometimes have 2nd thoughts about whether it was good for the game or not. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

frigid adder
dry cairn
fluid delta
steady dune
dry cairn
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You should instantly have enough for GE but can let it go for a couple hours to get the most out of it.

minor hare
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what are they gonna do if planet 9 ends up being real

fluid delta
fluid delta
frigid adder
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Or atleast their description

high ibex
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Damn 22 euro for the beyond accelerator......no thanks

fluid delta
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Yeah, it's a bad value

sudden dome
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anyone know if music stuttering when i autoclick is a problem with the game or my computer?

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its not really like an urgent issue since it has no gameplay significance

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but def annoying

rough axle
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probably game

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ive seen it on my pc and phone too

sudden dome
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interesting

gloomy jacinth
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Using autoclicker can be resources consuming so it's probably just that, your device is struggling if the autoclicker is set too fast

warm lodge
# sudden dome anyone know if music stuttering when i autoclick is a problem with the game or m...

It is a bug with sound channels. Let's say the game can play 16 sounds at the same time. The first sound playing is the music track. Then when a new sound effect plays it gets a new channel. When all 16 channels are already playing sounds, the oldest sound is being pushed away and replaced by the new sound. Autoclicking makes a lot of new sounds in a short time. So all the simultaneous click sounds push out the music track.

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A solution is to have a reserved channel for the background music, that never gets pushed away by game sounds.

gloomy jacinth
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Why am I thinking about the nes sound system when I read that explanation ? ๐Ÿ˜… But ok

polar viper
warm lodge
fluid delta
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Yes.. well.. $10 or โ‚ฌ10 seems about right to me, given the partial infinity pass. It would have more value to a newer player, who has all of Beyond ahead of them. For someone that's caught up, with one more Beyond left (and possible Prestige), there's nearly zero value.

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(and I'm not and haven't bought it)

warm lodge
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If you want to boost, just buy some darwinium and get some black holes. That will accelerate you a lot further. Only if you are already upgraded high there, and just want the highest number no matter the cost, then get it. Otherwise, leave it.

timid frost
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guys i missed old metabits.....

fluid delta
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it's ok, you can get new ones to replace them with!

timid frost
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yeah...

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i feel so old...

frigid adder
timid frost
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i did play on 2021

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after 4-5 year

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now i missed old time

frigid adder
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The only change is the color

warm lodge
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You can still buy the old one as user icon with logits.

true vigil
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interesting

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shapley and hercules superclusters confirmed ig?

glacial pasture
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mmm

worn kernel
frigid adder
swift heron
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alright bro something is wrong

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cause after i just rebooted and got some of the upgrades that i could instantly get

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(im currently RL 62)

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i came back and my production had increased

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even when i didnt buy anything

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are yall sure the time chambers only work when you first buy a generator

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cause that also doesnt seem to make any sense

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like im pretty sure they always work for the whole time the sim runs

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even if you bought everything the time chambers surely still work

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like why would the devs make it so your sim needs to be empty so that the time chambers can build up IF they didnt intend for people to go 21 days and then buy everything?

rough axle
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Thatโ€™s completely false

desert flax
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and that's how the empty sim run works

tall mirage
desert flax
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I said that first

tall mirage
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congrats

desert flax
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(pri power is primordial power)

swift heron
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???

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arent empty sim runs just
no upgrades bought at all

desert flax
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you just need to buy the other generators to unlock their upgrades to get to the singularity

dry cairn
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The empty sim did definitely sound crazy at first.

swift heron
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dude what

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so hold on

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what even are empty sim runs

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arent they just reboots with NOTHING bought at all
and you let them sit for 21 days

desert flax
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you start a simulation, and leave it alone for 3 weeks

swift heron
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so that the time chambers can build up

tall mirage
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You let your sim run empty for 21 days (till the time crystals max out) and then start buying generators lol

swift heron
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yes

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that's what i thought it was

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but WHY must the sim be empty for 3 weeks

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why must it be empty

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why not just buy everything and then wait

desert flax
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that's how it goes

tall mirage
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bruh to let the time crystals max out so you get more knowledge per fill lol

warm lodge
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Empty run: Reset. Upgrade your Reality Engine as you like. Start the new simulation. Buy nothing. Play explorations, the beyond and the meso game. But do nothing in the main game. No clicking. No buying. No upgrading. Then when the time chambers and time crystals are good, buy everything.

swift heron
tall mirage
swift heron
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not the amount of idea bits you get per fill

swift heron
tall mirage
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Time crystals boost your metabit/knowledge prod

desert flax
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what tf are "idea bits"

tall mirage
swift heron
tall mirage
warm lodge
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idea bits = what some players call knowledge

swift heron
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those are just ideas

desert flax
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I did see a trailer for metabit/knowledge

swift heron
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or knowledge

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idea bits do NOT equal ideas or knowledge

desert flax
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converters were meant to be compilers

swift heron
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idea bits are those things in the sim upgrade menu

desert flax
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those are research chips

swift heron
dry cairn
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Because the first ~1500 fills happen very quick, by the time you get to 21 days in a regular run, a fill can take a whole day.

swift heron
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those blue stones that upgrade entropy and idea production ARE research chips

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fym it's called knowledge

desert flax
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and metabits were meant to be entrobits and knowledge ideabits

swift heron
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since when was it called knowledge

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i always thought it was called ideabits in the trailers

tall mirage
swift heron
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ideabit makes much more sense

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and so does entrtobit

swift heron
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since entrobit is just bits made out of entropys

swift heron
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i could've sworn they were called ideabits

tall mirage
swift heron
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i hate how ugly this thing looks bro

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why does RL force me to use scientific notation

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tf even is E223

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is that Ntg

desert flax
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anything above 1e200 (I forgot the standard conversion) is automatic scientific

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it's in the SxSxg range iirc

swift heron
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it was fine till like E221

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cause that's when it switched to scientific

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it was Ntg or something

tall mirage
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dog_laugh glad it does that, imagine how brutal custom will be for this

desert flax
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AAAAA

swift heron
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all i remember is it had the letter N in it

swift heron
desert flax
swift heron
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sure it lets you know how actually big a number is but it makes upgrades unreadable

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i take like 3 whole seconds to even process how the difference between what i have and how much the next RL requires

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while normal does it instantly

tall mirage
# desert flax AAAAA

dog_laugh Yea it'll be a torture later on, there'll come a time when entropy/ideas will exceed 1e200 too

desert flax
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ah, I see, you're a normal user

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switch to scientific now!

swift heron
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already tried using scientific for a whole day

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i couldnt understand shit

tall mirage
swift heron
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i just bought upgrades without even understanding how much it cost

placid lintel
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BRO AGAIN WHY DOES MY PROGRESS RESET EVERYTIME?

swift heron
desert flax
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you'd need it for upgrades ofc

tall mirage
swift heron
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ALL i need to know is that i am in a range rn called idk "sx" and that all upgrades are within that range

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and if the upgrade uses a different letter then it's out of range

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sx is just an example

tall mirage
swift heron
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normal is just ZZZsx
if i currently have ZZsx then i still need more to get the upgrade

tall mirage
desert flax
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same thing

swift heron
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but if the upgrade is 124e218 and i have 123E216 i dont understand shit
like do i need 2 more 0s or one

swift heron
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scientific is what's inefficient

swift heron
desert flax
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if an upgrade costs x.xxE120, and you have x.xxE119, scientific does the same thing as normal but in a more readable way

tall mirage
swift heron
desert flax
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it's not complex at all

swift heron
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how much is E225

edgy comet
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Hi, please tell me I want to transfer my account from android to iPhone, I don't know how to do this, it asks me for an email in order to log in to my account, and some kind of password, but I didn't set any password, besides that I don't get a confirmation code in the mail

swift heron
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it says i have E223

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does that mean im close or not

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cause each E is 10x

tall mirage
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100x more than e223 lol, how is that complicated lmao

swift heron
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so does that mean i still need 1000 more 0s

swift heron
desert flax
tall mirage
swift heron