general-chat

[left kraken]

Tbh a sale did happen since

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/moving-goalposts-goalposts--k01KQD02MV5DWJTH8EWGR8M2J2A

[obsidian wyvern]

its never dropped that low

[left kraken]

The game had 700 or so players during peak hours

[zinc bear]

You must be thinking of destiny 2

[obsidian wyvern]

that 761 was when the servers were down for maintenance

[zinc bear]

LMAO

Reminds me of when people tried to slam on BF6 for “dying” when the beta just ended

[pulsar heron]

i didnt think so, but i had vague memories of putting swords over the top of it or something so i wasnt sure

[obsidian wyvern]

im guessing they saw a tweet which was made as a joke

[left kraken]

Like 7k is brilliant regardless

[obsidian wyvern]

shifting goalposts

[left kraken]

What did I expect from a halo server tbf

😂 idek

[obsidian wyvern]

you come in here saying bs and then try bring up other points because youre wrong lol

[pulsar heron]

you didnt expect people to pull up actual stats about the game?

[naive turret]

I mean when this is our comparison

[left kraken]

Yup yup you're right

[obsidian wyvern]

we're actually finding games rn lol, i bet you itd take 5x as long with inf

[left kraken]

True asf I keep booting infinite up only to wait in a forever queue

[zinc bear]

Icky will soon fill that open slot

[naive turret]

He might do eventually

[zinc bear]

I’m gonna buy it for me and him once it’s on sale

[obsidian wyvern]

i feel like i put off rob from buying the game last night lol

[naive turret]

how what'd you say to him again

[obsidian wyvern]

im surprised he didnt know it was 3 players, he legit played the beta with us

[naive turret]

ohhh cause of that right

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

well we've got fh6 in a few weeks

[naive turret]

[zinc bear]

Forza

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/supra-initial-d-1--k01KQD0ERWH7QQSY5TZJF0EAC4D

god that's a peak duo

[viral dune]

We're the peak duo

[obsidian wyvern]

i drove past a pretty nice yellow supra today actually

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[obsidian wyvern]

and then it got ruined by the bmw i8 a few seconds later

[zinc bear]

Bro drives

[normal owl]

Condolences to anyone using these Pizza Hut locations that are closed/slated for closure

https://www.fastcompany.com/91532664/pizza-hut-closing-stores-2026-see-list-doomed-locations

[meager linden]

No embed?

Or is it just me?

[normal owl]

"A spokesperson for Yum Brands confirmed that the company is still on track to close approximately 250 locations but did not provide details on specific stores."

[misty marsh]

Mogged right

[twilit chasm]

👀

[normal owl]

It's the list of Pizza Hut locations in the US that are being closed. A big brand here among the pizza chains.

[twilit chasm]

Pizza hut is nasty pizza anyways

[naive turret]

I haven't had a pizza hut in decades

[twilit chasm]

Same here.

[candid tusk]

Keep it that way. Quality is not even close to what it used to be.

[tame glacier]

seems to be a trend among fast food restaurants

[twilit chasm]

@candid tusk facts went down hill like so many others places did with age

[jade gust]

A bunch of them closed here in the UK anyway, makes it real hard to find one now

Much prefer the local takeout pizzas anyway

[chilly summit]

any pizza gogo ball knowers

[obsidian wyvern]

my go to when I went to laser tag ngl

really because it was either that or dominos and I'm not the biggest dominos fan

[tame glacier]

I only like dominos for the lava cakes

[candid tusk]

The lava cakes are nice. A bit small, but pretty good still.

[misty marsh]

pizza gogo hits

[twilit chasm]

Facts thats real good

[jade gust]

None close enough to me to have been to one I'm afraid

[austere trout]

Ayo guys

I've got a question

Whos winning dis

Masta chief

Or a walking talking hydrogen bomb

[chilly summit]

get their wings they're elite

[candid tusk]

Laser tag wings? Crazy. Do they glow?

[obsidian wyvern]

additional hitbox

[chilly summit]

yeah they're coated in plasma

[tame glacier]

master chief has been blown up before

[austere trout]

Master chief my goat

[thick furnace]

arthur morgan

[austere trout]

[chilly summit]

doninos is so washed

way too expensive for what it is

[austere trout]

It cant be that bad

[chilly summit]

you can get more for less from like any place else

[obsidian wyvern]

dominos is so greasy and then expensive on top lol

[austere trout]

Ok the expensive part tbh makes alot of sense

[obsidian wyvern]

you're always gonna get better from some random local chain

[chilly summit]

them joints that do those mega pizzas that get cut into square slices 😭

[austere trout]

Thats mainly what me and my mum do tbh

[tame glacier]

i hate square slices they are an abomination

[chilly summit]

das lunch for a week

[austere trout]

[tame glacier]

the ones in the middle dont have any crust

[austere trout]

Omds those r so annoying

[tame glacier]

like just cut it into giant triangles

[obsidian wyvern]

just make lasagna at that point

[austere trout]

no problemo

Anyone here do any combat sportz or something like dat?

[tame glacier]

nvm

[austere trout]

Oh-

[tame glacier]

lol i answered my own question

no I dont

[austere trout]

Lol

Well alr

But I mean I do boxing, but it gets boring at one point

[zinc bear]

Hi

[misty marsh]

hello

[zinc bear]

How’s college

[misty marsh]

treachery

[zinc bear]

Ok

[misty marsh]

ive been telling myself the past like two days ill start a piece of coursework and I still havent even chosen my research question for it

not even cause im not doing but because i keep getting held back with learning more theory for it

[zinc bear]

Well I got 95 dollars so

[misty marsh]

can i have 90

[zinc bear]

Nah half of it is going to icky for marathon

You can have 2

[misty marsh]

what will i do with 2

[tame glacier]

chips

[zinc bear]

Snicker

Bar

[misty marsh]

like crisps or fries

[misty marsh]

ion like snickers 😠

[zinc bear]

Crisps

[tame glacier]

sure, depending on where you're from

[misty marsh]

🇬🇧

Dareal that should be a broken heart

[zinc bear]

I like the English

[misty marsh]

Why would you do that

[zinc bear]

Idk

You’re pretty chill and you’re apart of the English so

[misty marsh]

Thanks bro that means alot

i did mention being the exception yesterday tho

[zinc bear]

Yeah sorry I was in rage mode

[chilly summit]

beast mode

[waxen rose]

Noob pro hacker mode

[dusty yew]

How dare you

[chilly summit]

level 100 mafia boss

[faint mantle]

Trunk

[waxen rose]

Mafia boss and y/n???? holy terrible flashback

[zinc bear]

mafia boss california x y/n

[waxen rose]

If youre a Californian mafia boss you've already made a mistake

[faint mantle]

Because John Nolan is gonna get you

[normal furnace]

Hello chat

[faint mantle]

Omg it's the Flood

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-pyro-team-fortress-burn-in-flame-fire-gif-15811879

[normal furnace]

Everyone always misunderstands the flood we are purely loving parasitic creatures

[zinc bear]

sure bro

[naive turret]

Leela c'mon now

For the record there was at least ten left alive

[candid tusk]

Not the right ten it appears.

[dusty yew]

We are NOT

Me and gang hate the flood

[normal furnace]

Why exactly

Is it cause the colour of our flesh sacks

[smoky wagon]

Hmm seems legit lol

[jade gust]

Maybe Leela needs a reboot so she can see you saved those 10 people?

[misty marsh]

Them and bountys are f tier sorry

[dusty yew]

Bounty’s are class

[jade gust]

I could murder a Bounty right now

[naive turret]

Okay Boba

https://klipy.com/gifs/darth-vader-no-disintegrations--k01KQD6V1PPGNMT9PE9FG43VBE5

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/as-you-wish-boba-fett-gif-14340796

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[hybrid hedge]

especially when you shoot the arms off of a combat form

[tranquil bolt]

[digital garden]

Just wondering, what actually happened to the nations of earth?

Do they still exist as Semi independent objects? Or did they unify completely?

[naive turret]

I'm not 100% but individual countries still exist, so how comprehensive the 'United Earth Government' is idk

There's absolutely an economical shift toward equatorial nations based on the requirements of Orbital Tethers though

[hasty zinc]

the requirement for new mombasa is to actually have one now 😛

[ocean herald]

I took the unsc to be a globalized space force (for lack of a better word) that didn’t exactly report to one particular country

It probably got a little too big for its own good hence the insurrections

[naive turret]

Aye, maybe the UN is the global Earth authority and then the UEG is just the galactic extension of that

[vast rivet]

isn’t the un already the earth authority anyway
idk im dumb

[naive turret]

As in like more encompassing than it is currently

[hybrid hedge]

Why is 343 making another ce remaster

[timber sonnet]

I like eating crayons

[hybrid hedge]

are they so bad at making games that they gotta remaster the bungie games

[obsidian wyvern]

inb4 someone says akshually it's a remake

[hybrid hedge]

the difference being?

[obsidian wyvern]

remaster in CEs case, and generally, being a graphics overhaul but the same base game

the remake is their own spin on it, they can change the story/gameplay up quite drastically

not that it really changes your point, it's just throwing out the same game again

[hybrid hedge]

honestly I feel like they just realized they suck at making games so they’re just resorting to remaking old games

[dawn tendon]

Guys

Is it true

[hybrid hedge]

Is what true

[gritty pier]

Alguien para jugar halo ce aniversario campaña?

[small zodiac]

All I understand from that is halo ce anniversary lmao

[obsidian wyvern]

#lfg-español

[hybrid hedge]

I deleted all languages but English and Spanish

[obsidian wyvern]

what is that fourth option

[small zodiac]

It's a fan game

[analog knot]

Oh no....You have a virus

[small zodiac]

At least it isn't the fan made 5th game

[viral dune]

I'm gonna uninstall 4 now that rev set up his H4 loadouts

[hybrid hedge]

oh thats the game that takes place in chiefs mind as he's in cryosleep

[small zodiac]

And to be fair. It was a nightmare for him

[hybrid hedge]

he has quite the imagination

[small zodiac]

https://youtu.be/QY0fGj_8ugk?si=aUHvpdZn1WlaDKSL

Found this a while ago, dunno if anyone else has seen it

[warm plume]

i have

[hybrid hedge]

thats what should’ve happened

rather than that bs explanation we got

[small zodiac]

Yeah, I also think that's what should've happened, but I also like the realistic design. I just didn't like the whole lore change and the new stuff. Prometheans were cool, just weren't used right

[hybrid hedge]

the promethians didnt even look forerunner

[small zodiac]

I didn't like that part of them not looking forerunner, I did like the idea, they just didn't introduce them and their design correctly

[hybrid hedge]

the idea was kinda cool, but definitely not executed well

[small zodiac]

Agreed

[zinc bear]

The best halo game

[zinc bear]

It’s a remake

[hybrid hedge]

remake remaster Idgaf

[zinc bear]

i just wanted to be that erm asgually guy that rev said

[naive turret]

Interesting quote I found in an interview for H4
https://youtu.be/d9NqBhFnJWU?si=RUekJWaM-4FJv3bE&t=157

Keeping this for future 'they hired people who hate Halo' countering

[graceful berry]

W
A
A
A
G
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[sullen zephyr]

Booger

[tropic kiln]

Its confirmed they working on other projects

[cedar turret]

I hear project spork in the yogurt is popular

[tropic kiln]

Anyway Halo CE needed a remake, the level design was not good at all and it had a limited sandbox

Its my favorite Halo game but its the truth

[hybrid hedge]

There was a reason for it having a limited sandbox

[tropic kiln]

Of course there is always a reason, theres no way developers wanted it to be that way

Same thing happened to Infinite

[naive turret]

So does Infinite need a remake

[tropic kiln]

No, Infinite actually improved

So a sequel?

[naive turret]

I'd just, want a new thing. To keep up the broken record act.

I am a hypocrite though because I'm excited for the Black Flag remake so. 🤷‍♂️

[tropic kiln]

Blame corporates

atp yep just continue the story

[dim cave]

I FINALLY got to play an mcc multiplayer match

[hasty zinc]

Halo isn't really a franchise known for adding to campaign or campaign DLC, other than like little things that were added in MCC

[whole bronze]

where do I go to report someone in the server for scamming/botting?

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[whole bronze]

aight

[fierce zephyr]

Literally this

CE needed a remake the most, when compared to the other games halo CE level designs would be the most criticized thing because they were so boring most of them besides some levels like pillar of autumn, halo and 343 guilty spark but most of em were just completely horrible to play aka library

AOTCR u do nothing the entire level besides just walking into rooms that all look exactly the same. The same thing with the library

[hasty zinc]

they said they were changing the library already

[fierce zephyr]

Nah they confirmed that the library will have a new level design

[naive turret]

I still think Two Betrayals is gonna have vehicle using Covenant.

[hasty zinc]

they should just cut TB entirely

[fierce zephyr]

Which thank god cause that level it’s not that I find hard or anything but it’s just really long and boring

[naive turret]

And the Library I wouldn't be surprised if they just threw Covenant in.

And cut a floor.

[fierce zephyr]

I mean maybe covenant elites that are infected I think that would make sense

You won’t believe what im about to tell you…

[fierce zephyr]

Wym

[hasty zinc]

covenant using vehicles

[naive turret]

Oh wait the Flood sorry

I'm swapping between here and a game mb

[hasty zinc]

why not both

[fierce zephyr]

Cause that’s already a thing 😭

[hasty zinc]

no I meant both using vehicles

[fierce zephyr]

Except for the flood part

Naw halo CE flood don’t drive anything

[naive turret]

No they only started using vehicles in H2

They don't in H3 normally but they restored that behaviour for ODST's Firefight if you're playing on Lost Platoon

[fierce zephyr]

Im just really excited for how they gonna make the flood because it’s been 3 halo games without the flood

[hasty zinc]

unfortunately the streak will end 🙁

[fierce zephyr]

Imagine they add infected hunters or something like that

[hasty zinc]

they can't be infected IIRC

[fierce zephyr]

Oh yea cause they worms or something

[hasty zinc]

no central nervous system

they just big lumps of biomass

[fierce zephyr]

What about grunts and jackals? Shouldn’t they be able to become infected?

[hasty zinc]

they can

[fierce zephyr]

I only ask that cause we’ve never had one before 😭

[hasty zinc]

Halo Wars had flood jackals

[candid tusk]

Flood were in Halo Wars 2.

[hasty zinc]

and grunts IIRC

[naive turret]

don't remind me

I did like the Firefight mode tbf

[fierce zephyr]

I meant like not counting hw2 just mainly the fps games

[candid tusk]

Those cutscenes were dope.

[granite sky]

i wanna see how the wraith is in new Halo 1 i love their huge blue blobs and impact hit

[fierce zephyr]

They were on another level 😭 I saw a reel of it on IG the people in the comments were asking for movie name

If people think ur cutscenes are from a movie then it’s top tier

[fierce zephyr]

Not being able to drive the wraiths in CE or being able to use the energy sword was a punch in the stomach for me

[granite sky]

same and sentinel beams n fuel rods

[fierce zephyr]

Yes

I just wanna see how the new levels are gonna turn out to be idrc abt all the negativity im getting too old for it

I just pray the warthog final mission run is good

[granite sky]

library is gonna look great i hope

[fierce zephyr]

I will accept anything if it’s not the CE library

4 floors of the same rooms what were they thinking 😭

[granite sky]

yea isnt there gonna be flamethrower too or is that unknown. flaming flood there will be cathartic

[fierce zephyr]

People even make some stupid arguments for it but the devs in a IGN video admit to it and say “yeah we made the library way too long”

[fierce zephyr]

This is possible because the 9 weapons we only know a few of em not all

[naive turret]

I think the Flamethrower was meant to be introduced on Keyes right

In the original before it was cut that is

Would be neat to see it back

[restive swan]

Hello

[tropic kiln]

I hope they add CE's fuel rod

Not the Halo 2 onwards fuel rod

[strange vortex]

Have any of yall seen Lasher203 lately?

[half thorn]

!releasedate

!whenreleasedate

!whenreleasedatehalo

!whenreleasedatehaloCE

Commands dont work unfortunately

[viral dune]

!hotorangejuice

[calm fiber]

🔥 🍊 🧃

[viral dune]

Look they work

[steady jolt]

[dawn tendon]

Guys

I think

[stoic merlin]

I just had the greatest two games of my LIFE. And i think I've reached my new peak.

We stomped the same 5 man clan stack of sweats TWICE. IN A ROW. BACK TO BACK. And i had a positive KD in both, and top scored. AND I WAS WITH RANDOMS. We were losing the first game, but, i rallied our team up, and reached combat flow state. Istg. And i pulled the last kill too.

I got my first killing spree in YEARS. Because i wiped out 5 people in rapid succession. Within seconds of each other. Like a group of clowns on an escalator, with a shotgun i stole off a dead body. Which was from two dudes i murked hiding in a bubble shield.

I actually thought we lost the 2nd game. NOPE. We stomped them out. And won. Completely shocking me at the endgame screen.

I got two double kills AND a killing spree. Jesus christ. I haven't had this much fun in years.

AND THE BR ACTUALLY FEELS GOOD AGAIN. I was having so much trouble with it recently.

I'm so proud of myself. I finally feel like I'm not completely washed up anymore.

[zinc bear]

how

[small mauve]

This true achievements thing is rly helpful ngl in getting me through the campaign of halo wars 2

[cedar turret]

You could also ask one of the 22 halo wars 2 players for help

but be warned 12 of them are the same dude

47 is still larger than 22

[dull iron]

Happy Thursday all

[viral dune]

↑↓→←↑

[stoic merlin]

It actually ended up being 6!

[subtle crystal]

The Halo TV series cancellation is a deal. It leaves a story fans who are divided but still care deeply and a huge investment that hasn't paid off yet.

We get why decisions like this happen. Halo cost a lot to make. When you have a budget you have big expectations. Companies have to think about the money they make from viewers, subscribers and investments. If a show isn't doing well it makes sense to stop making it.

Lets think about this. Stopping Halo now doesn't just save money. It might also waste what they've already made.

They've already made two seasons. They've built a world, special effects, cast and fans know about it. All of that cost money.. Season 2 was getting better. It was listening to fans changing its tone and setting up a story.

That's hard to do. Most shows aren't great at first. Whats important is if they get better. Halo was getting better.

Stopping it now doesn't just save money. It stops the shows progress.

The Halo brand is strong. It's one of the famous gaming franchises. Fans have been around for decades. When fans are mad they still care. They're still watching, talking and hoping.

That's not failure. That's a chance to make it better.

We're not asking for much. We want an ending. That doesn't mean making seasons. There are options:

• A short final season to end the story

• A limited series event

• A movie-length finale to end the story

These options would:

• Save what they've already made

• Make fans happy again

• Make the franchise look better

• Show that fans matter

now it seems like "this show ended" and "getting better didn't matter."

So fans lets do something. Of being mad lets talk in a constructive way. Lets write letters. Not ones, but thoughtful ones. Lets tell them:

• Why Halo matters to us

• What got better in Season 2

• Why a proper ending is important

Studios listen when fans are organized and make sense. This isn't about being demanding. It's about showing that Halo still matters.

Sometimes the difference, between a missed chance and a success is giving it a chance to finish. so dm me so we can do something about this

[analog knot]

@subtle crystal I respect your passion but you have to know there's a better place than a general-chat for that much effort 😄

[charred tangle]

Hello halo fans

[subtle crystal]

where?

[charred tangle]

Halothusiasts

[analog knot]

I would suggest a thread in #1076337363770417172 for example

Not that it wont get read, but this chat tends to get moved through pretty quickly and isnt the best when it comes to meaningful discussions

[subtle crystal]

Thanks so much

[outer isle]

Gang what is yalls best idea for a Halo game?

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[outer isle]

I support that entirely, but how about something creative?

Dawg

[viral dune]

Geometry dash reference

[outer isle]

Not gonna lie, that would make MP much more fun

[dawn tendon]

Guys

Someone says that Space Marine is stronger than Spartan... I disagree!

[meager linden]

Space Marine suits are so big and way more advanced than mjolnir, but their suits don't have the damn auto heal like mjolnir lol

[dawn tendon]

🙏🙏🙏

[faint mantle]

The general rule is: 40k power scale > everything else

[meager linden]

I'm not much good in the lore of Warhammer 40k, so can't say

[faint mantle]

Fret not Wade, I've read plenty of books

[viral dune]

I've played a game

[golden river]

Can you check my mod mail enquiry i sent yesterday still hasn't been sorted

@faint mantle

[supple heart]

Hlo

[worldly geyser]

hei guys!

[jade gust]

No

[coral yoke]

oh he'll be fine he just took a couple too many shots

just give him some ibuprofen in the morning

[proven sapphire]

hi

[coral yoke]

alas, the demon's vague statement, indicative of an expressive language problem, does not convey the danger or urgency of their situation

[ocean herald]

not enough line breaks

[coral yoke]

how's

this

[sweet silo]

hey guys

can i still get infinite mark 6 armor by reaching hero rank in halo infinite?

[lucid steppe]

idk i only play halo mcc

[sweet silo]

okey man np:)

[lucid steppe]

lmao

[sweet silo]

maybe someone knows

[lost flame]

Yooo

[lucid steppe]

halo reach infection>>>

[sweet silo]

im new here and i just wanna know

[lost flame]

I am playing halo reach currently on master chief collection

[sweet silo]

yo aclo do u know if i can stil get it?

[lost flame]

I wanna know if halo is first fps game

[sweet silo]

the inf mark 6

[lost flame]

And whats the best halo game

[sweet silo]

HALO 3 BABY

[lucid steppe]

imo its halo reach

but yeah lots of people will say halo 3

[sweet silo]

the CULT classic. i want to buy it since im kinda new to this universe

[lost flame]

Wow im actually playing halo reach

[sweet silo]

ill check it out too

[lost flame]

Also i have a question do u guys play on xbox or pc

[lucid steppe]

used to play of xbox but now pc

[lost flame]

Oh ok

[steady jolt]

Yes, I don't believe that has been retired

[meager linden]

Yes

[ocean herald]

more

[chilly summit]

yh you can

[dusty yew]

Imo that’s chiefs best armour design

[vagrant kettle]

I’m going to kill my alexa

She’s been getting snippy and sarcastic lately

[steep sail]

Where halo 3 anniversary pls ?

[jade gust]

I don't think we'll ever get a H3A at this point

[meager linden]

Never gonna give you up🗣️

[analog knot]

If you want campaign I think that could be fun, go nuts and push graphics limits etc do all kinds of wonky stuff. But I cant imagine multiplayer from that being successful. MCC already exists, if you want to "anniversary" Halo 3 just....update the Halo 3 that you own

[misty marsh]

I made mine Australian and she calls me names

[steep sail]

As the combat evolved was pointless for me. All the fans are asking for a remastered version of Halo 3

[hasty zinc]

dude that happened to me the other day, I asked a question and then a followup question and she said all sarcastic "well, like I JUST told you" blah blah

[analog knot]

Its pointless for me too. I am not asking for a remastered version of H3

And by pointless I simply mean I'm not the target audience, which is fine.

[steep sail]

The sales figures won't lie about Halo 1: Combat Evolved Remastered

Wait and see

[analog knot]

Its probably going to sell just fine lol

Actually wait, litmus test - how do you think every single other halo title has sold

[steep sail]

Because Bungie has created monsters. No other Halo game has been any good

What if I were to talk about Infinite...

[analog knot]

Which was profitable?

Dont get me wrong, from a players perspective I find them completely indefensible, but from an investor/company level they were obviously wildly succesful. And as users our interests are often not aligned w/ the companies. So the statements arent mutually exclusive

[jade gust]

Pretty sure every Halo game has turned a profit. I don't know the exact numbers though

[jade gust]

I'm assuming you mean Campaign Evolved, the remake of Combat Evolved (Which is not out yet) and not Combat Evolved Anniversary, the remaster which came out back in 2011

[candid tusk]

Would all be easier to talk about if we had hard sales figures.

[normal owl]

It will be just fine: unit sales alone will benefit from Halo's first ever availability to the larger PlayStation customer base.

Then make the inevitable H2 Remake an Xbox exclusive

[candid tusk]

I'd like to believe that, but at one time Halo was the Xbox system seller. If people wanted to play Halo, they'd buy an Xbox. It was that good. There may be a novelty bump for it on playstation for the first time, but I'm not over the moon optimistic about it. Plus Halo's readily available on PC and runs on just about any PC hardware beyond 2016.

[normal owl]

I think that novelty bump will already make the ROI good enough. There's no major post-release service that I'm aware of to spend significant budget on.

[candid tusk]

There's also a factor of it being a learning tool for the studio internally I suppose.

[normal owl]

I'll do my part by getting it for my PlayStation-playing nephews. 🙏

[naive turret]

Since we are getting to that time of year

Do you think we’ll get anything about the future of MP at SGF

[normal owl]

That would be a dream come true. Imagine the roofs blown off by that hype.

[naive turret]

Like I’m expecting it to be CEV focused, but a tease would be nice

[obsidian wyvern]

was hoping itd be somewhat soon

[coarse jasper]

hey guys is anyone available to help get the airborne achievement on MCC?

[steep sail]

Yes

[obsidian wyvern]

i can send u an achievement hunting server if u want

[coarse jasper]

i'd love to thanks

[steep sail]

I hope Asha will sort things out. She’s on the players’ side.

[analog knot]

The CEO of Xbox is 100% going to do things in the best interest of Microsoft. And we HOPE those things align with our interests.

[tame glacier]

Im finally finishing the reach campaign for the first time, I cant believe jorge died...

[analog knot]

My recommendation with Halo has been to cross your fingers but dont hold your breath 😄

[tame glacier]

do any other members of the noble team die at the end?

[obsidian wyvern]

master chief dies

im surprised you dont know this considering its been out for 15 years

[steep sail]

Spoiler alert lmao

[tame glacier]

I never had the patience to finish it until now

[steep sail]

Johnson died too

No, I'm joking

[tame glacier]

bruh

[obsidian wyvern]

in the poa cutscene, you can flick your stick and see his coffin

[naive turret]

Rev I swear you had more trouble with the Airborne achievement than anyone else I know

[obsidian wyvern]

I HATEEE AIRBORNE

[tame glacier]

no way...

I never realized reach was so sad...

[naive turret]

He’s dreaming about the events of the Fall of Reach book

[tame glacier]

i need this

[obsidian wyvern]

dmed it

[tame glacier]

[analog knot]

Does it have a permanent invite link @obsidian wyvern? I see people looking for a server like this all the time, would be nice to have a link I can pass around even if I dont need it.

[obsidian wyvern]

yeaa ill send

[analog knot]

ty

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo
How it's going?

[pulsar root]

I’m doin well bro 👍

[zinc bear]

if you flick your stick to the left you can see linda doing pull ups as well

[meager linden]

Source?

[zinc bear]

my brain

[thick furnace]

true,,

[hasty zinc]

coffin is an interesting choice of words rev

[candid tusk]

I always saw it as more of a casket.

[zinc bear]

chief had a tomb in 4

[hasty zinc]

hushed or un-hushed?

[waxen rose]

Okay didact

“This will be your tomb” and it's such an ugly color no thanks

[waxen rose]

Never say flick stick ever again

[chilly summit]

[thick furnace]

linda the goat

[meager linden]

Maybe

[chilly summit]

yeah sumn like that

I really like halo 3

[candid tusk]

Hushed, obviously.

[zinc bear]

if you flick your stick to linda on every single halo 5 linda cutscene she starts dancing

[waxen rose]

Blocked

[waxen rose]

SHUR IP IM CACKLIG

[zinc bear]

ew

@ halostudios arrest that man

[jade gust]

To the re-education camp with you

[chilly summit]

I meant multiplayer guys i swear

[jade gust]

I stand by what I said

[obsidian wyvern]

armored casket

[thick furnace]

it could be reach

[zinc bear]

ok good

[obsidian wyvern]

beat me to it nvm

[chilly summit]

freezer

[zinc bear]

i actually like reach now

[thick furnace]

halo fr gotta lock in with the next big game,,

[chilly summit]

(they won't)

[zinc bear]

i will

[chilly summit]

said no one ever

[thick furnace]

give me 5 movement and artstyle with infinite ui customization and 3/5 vehicles

[obsidian wyvern]

im not even kidding but reach is up there as one of the worst multiplayer games ive played

[thick furnace]

best halo oat right there

[chilly summit]

infinite customization is buns

[zinc bear]

reach is fun mp

[chilly summit]

wait yeah on second thought reach multiplayer is really fun

[obsidian wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/973622159316508692/1463974648701255906/rev-h3bait.gif

[zinc bear]

I lowkey like the campaign now too

[zinc bear]

I cried during this scene cause I couldn’t imagine my goat being hurt like this

[thick furnace]

bros brain was infected by the flood 💔

[chilly summit]

this is what happens to people who like halo 3

[zinc bear]

I had so much fun playing it with my uncle and the cutscenes are lowkey visually cinema

story though? still buns. but the atmosphere is amazing

[thick furnace]

halo 3 is top 2 halos oat but yall aint ready for that,,

[zinc bear]

Linda will divorce you

[thick furnace]

reach isnt the worst for me but its up there for sure

probably bo2 for me ngl

[chilly summit]

is what would happen if halo 3 wasn't AWFUL

[naive turret]

I haven’t played a match of Reach lately where Rev hasn’t been screwed by bloom lol

[chilly summit]

that's just every match

[zinc bear]

Skill issue

I don’t use guns in reach

[naive turret]

Oh you’re one of those

[thick furnace]

so you dont use snipers? fake linda fan..

[chilly summit]

all the guns in it suck

[zinc bear]

Linda didn’t use the reach sniper she uses the nornfang you fake Linda fan

[obsidian wyvern]

BROOOOOO

[zinc bear]

WHY ARE WE YELLING

[thick furnace]

because the nornfang is hers ONLY. we deserve only the default sniper..

[obsidian wyvern]

i deleted the clip a few hours ago but i was reviewing how much i died to bloom yesterday

[chilly summit]

non nornfang chuds

[zinc bear]

we share the nornfang together cause we’re married

[zinc bear]

Oh you “deleted the clip” huh?

[obsidian wyvern]

like 3/5 deaths were because i didnt pace my shots

[chilly summit]

check recycling bin

[zinc bear]

Just throw your gun at the enemy and punch them

[naive turret]

You should edit a compilation and set it to Mr Blue Sky

[obsidian wyvern]

it was on steam

[chilly summit]

there isn't a single reach clip there

[obsidian wyvern]

DELETED

[thick furnace]

but if you arent getting constant headshots you r lowkey disrespecting linda,,

[obsidian wyvern]

but it just records my entire play session and we started off with that narrows match top left

[thick furnace]

what do yall think is the worst gun in halo

[obsidian wyvern]

reach dmr

[thick furnace]

i mean its kinda just a better 3 pistol

[chilly summit]

halo 3 magnum

[naive turret]

Rev c’mon now

[obsidian wyvern]

i can shoot straight with the halo 3 magnum

[naive turret]

Worse example in that game

[thick furnace]

3 pistol or needler might be the worst for me ngl

[chilly summit]

to do 2 damage at 1 shot per 3 business days

[coral yoke]

stalker rifle

[thick furnace]

i might be the worst needler user ever but the gun always SUCKS

[obsidian wyvern]

there are worse examples but i dont play auto starts on reach

[naive turret]

I’ll give you a clue it’s blue

[obsidian wyvern]

i dont get forced to use the plasma repeater

[chilly summit]

pulse carbine from infinite is up there actually

[naive turret]

Eyyy he got it

[obsidian wyvern]

also h3 doesnt know how overpowered the boltshot was in 4 huh

[naive turret]

tfw a pocket one-tap weapon is useless

At least it was nerfed

[obsidian wyvern]

ooh ok steam does let you record desktop audio too

[naive turret]

Oh it does wait sick

[obsidian wyvern]

wait i dont wanna hear my voice in your clips, keep it off thanks

[thick furnace]

just realized like all of the best guns in the series r all from 5

[jade gust]

Not to "well actually" you on something but as far as I know, Reach is the only game where you can pull off the trick Linda does with a sniper rifle in First Strike by sniping Banshee pilots through a small gap between where the top part of the craft's hull and the lower part where the hinge is

[naive turret]

Plus the Reach Sniper actually looks nice

Doesn’t take up a quarter of your screen real estate

[hasty zinc]

it would look better if it was laying on the ground next to Jun's body

[jade gust]

Aye, I do have to agree there. Though I prefer the colours it had in H2A MP

[obsidian wyvern]

send me $200 and i can do this

[hasty zinc]

do you take Aegis Bucks?

[thick furnace]

we putting bounties on spartans other than fred 💔

[obsidian wyvern]

if it equals to this

[hasty zinc]

oh is that for the figure?

[obsidian wyvern]

uhhhhhh

youll get your moneys worth dw

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/vJNgg1zbRXv.gif

[viral dune]

Send me $200 as well aegis 😄

[coral yoke]

well would you rather have freak mangle us all?

[obsidian wyvern]

i just lost all my clips when changing the recording from ssd to hdd bruh

[hasty zinc]

I send you 200 of your local currency

[viral dune]

[hasty zinc]

yes

[viral dune]

Multiplied my 100

20k pesos

That's a bit more fair

[hasty zinc]

for you maybe lol

[thick furnace]

fred NEEDS to go..

[viral dune]

[naive turret]

Icky have you considered not being jobn’t

[zinc bear]

This proves that Linda is goated

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/i-actually-have-to-work-jared-dines-back-to-work-i-need-to-work-i-have-work-to-do-gif-21649371

I have to bury a 60 ish kg chicken that goes by the name of rev

[hasty zinc]

I say that every morning when I wake up

[zinc bear]

And I have to buy you marathon

[viral dune]

After that I get paid

[obsidian wyvern]

where is that levi video

[zinc bear]

In your recycle bin

[naive turret]

I had to wear my good jeans to work today which is pretty tragic

[viral dune]

Same I have to wear my only good fit to the gym rn

Then after that I just have 3 pajama sets

[obsidian wyvern]

ffs i knew i read something but then i couldnt see it in the link

oh it was in the link

[viral dune]

Noob

[chilly summit]

still not going back

[smoky wagon]

Good afternoon friends 🍪🍪

[pulsar heron]

good evening chat

[faint mantle]

Penguin stronk

[faint mantle]

Hello Tora

I wish I was in the UK rn

Because working shift is over already over there

[zinc bear]

Good evening tora

[chilly summit]

weather's really nice here rn too

[faint mantle]

Is it rainy?

[pulsar heron]

extremely sunny clear skies

[faint mantle]

Booooo!

[chilly summit]

not a cloud in sight

[naive turret]

Very nice here too 😄

[zinc bear]

Ew

[faint mantle]

Also guess what appeared in my local 7-Eleven

[pulsar heron]

its honestly a little eerie how many days back to back have been completely clear skies. its unnerving being able to see the fog of pollution on the skyline

[zinc bear]

A copy of the 2026 game MARATHON?

[faint mantle]

_Lord give me strength... _

[zinc bear]

Mike and Ike’s 🤤🤤🤤

[shut lichen]

Why??

[zinc bear]

Merty get me a pack of Mike and Ike’s please

[pulsar heron]

what does azúcares translate to. is that sugar

[faint mantle]

Yes

[pulsar heron]

im getting so good at learning spanish through this server

[zinc bear]

Yay

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[faint mantle]

Parangaricutirimícuaro

[pulsar heron]

my pattern recognition skills are failing me here

[faint mantle]

It's a trick word

Tongue-twister

[pulsar heron]

i only managed to guess azúcares because zucer/zuker/etc is a common romance language thing

the interesting part about this weather we've been having in the uk is that my boiler goes out in the night and cools to 20°c internal temperature and then when i come up to the attic to restart it in the morning, it's at 25°c internal temperature. not that its helping my boiler actually function

[misty marsh]

The weather here has actually been causing me so much turmoil in the sense that my bedroom is cold (I can't figure out why) but it's in general too warm to turn up the heating

It's also too warm to layer my clothes yet also whenever I've had to walk to and from campus, I've been fighting some really frosty winds that make me wish I were dressed warmer

[candid tusk]

Fold some proteins on your bedroom computer.

[misty marsh]

Thanks ill try that

[pulsar heron]

oh god, yeah the winds have been horrific

[pulsar heron]

as a WCG participant this appeals to me greatly and is genuinely a strategy i have used in the winter

[normal owl]

https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/04/30/april-xbox-update-2026/

"With this update, you can use the Xbox PC app on handheld devices to manually add any installed game or app to your Xbox library. No matter where it was installed or which storefront it came from, you can now centralize all your games and apps in a single library and launch it all from one place."

[lilac walrus]

OooOooOo

[candid tusk]

The "Campaigns to finish" group is too real.

[waxen rose]

The winds of change…

[pulsar heron]

custom colours... i can finally make my xbox ....

[meager linden]

See you all tomorrow

[waxen rose]

That could be a good halo book title @ halostudios hire me and ill write a 5 novel arc about mister chief’s wacky adventures

[pulsar heron]

bye wade!!

[chilly summit]

gamepad cursor huh

[waxen rose]

Blurple

Oh boy I can finally make my xbox a horrific shade of highlighter yellow

[waxen rose]

I stand by what I said every bit of it!
Then stand, Alexander. Weehawkin, dawn. Guns, drawn.
Or whatever that musical said

[viral dune]

I made mine

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[shut lichen]

XD

[zinc bear]

I’ve been using the colors and they’re so beautiful man I love it

On the achievements they’re super shiny

[waxen rose]

Cev achievement “chud achievement” it's what you get for 120% completing the game

Oh yeah show me your mister chief @ dareal

[zinc bear]

Can’t rn my brother is using Tomodachi life

[waxen rose]

My favorite dareal brother

Idk if miis can have more than 2 kids (without you forcing irl relation) because I want master chief to mitosis a mister chief

[chilly summit]

xbox has a hot oj emoji?

[waxen rose]

He’s a reacurring character so he gets his own emoji

[zinc bear]

Yeah icky has a legacy over there

[chilly summit]

icky lore goes crazy

[zinc bear]

He turned general chat into #hot-oj-chat for 3 days in 2022

[chilly summit]

didn't know he had motion like that

[zinc bear]

Yeah bro it’s crazy

[chilly summit]

fr

[obsidian wyvern]

icky u need to bring back hoodlord from the xbox server

[zinc bear]

The legacy of hoodlord will go down in history books

[pulsar heron]

i feel like i vaguely remember that

[obsidian wyvern]

nvm hes gone gone

[pulsar heron]

you should sell me on tlltd btw dareal. i'm severely unsure if my playstyle is worth exploding £50 from my bank account. my sims experience tells me i will make miis but never toy with them

[zinc bear]

I don’t know how but I’ll try
Game is very fun. Gets boring sometimes but you just gotta make miis sometimes to get the game consistent

[jade gust]

Pretty sure you need to slap me with a glove first to challenge me to a duel. And I think I get to set the location too

[zinc bear]

Island building is very fun

Currently on my island, my mii recreation of myself is getting friendzoned by Linda

[pulsar heron]

have you tried giving her some tempura shrimp

[zinc bear]

Nah

[waxen rose]

Not in the election of 1800 /ref

[pulsar heron]

if boredom is part of it then maybe i will find the boredom tolerable

[zinc bear]

But ishowspeed did get a crush on Linda and I had to shut that down quickly

[zinc bear]

You prolly won’t get bored im just not super into Tomodachi life games
Im only playing it cause my brother bought it but its still fun to play

[pulsar heron]

i've been watching rtgame's highlight videos and vinesauce's full streams so i think i'm kinda getting the idea of the general gameplay loop

i like the idea of playing-god games (more appealing than sandboxy/acnh/minecraft games) but i unfortunately get too into the god part and forget about the playing part

[chilly summit]

dictator tora

[zinc bear]

I think you’ll like the island building more than the rest

[jade gust]

Given I'm British, I don't think that applies to me (I assume you're referencing something in USA history)

[zinc bear]

1984 or smth

[chilly summit]

supreme leader

[waxen rose]

Im references the Alexander Hamilton musical bestie

[jade gust]

I feel like I should find a copy of 1984 at some point

[jade gust]

I saw that musical once back in like 2022 and I've had so much going on since then

[pulsar heron]

i fear i will create too many silly dishes and pets

[zinc bear]

It’s peak

[jade gust]

I know there's the film adaptation with John Hurt as well (For 1984, not Hamilton)

[waxen rose]

When it first came out I saw it via people making pmvs so id sing it on the elementary playground and that was a decade and a half ago wow

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-1984-gif-8433559455380317911

[gray lantern]

Just got the master chief collection ts 10 dollars on steam 🤤

[chilly summit]

I'd say it's more concerning considering current affairs of the world rn

[pulsar heron]

the only thing i know about the hamilton musical is miku binder

[waxen rose]

I am a trans man and all I want for christmas is a miku binder

[jade gust]

Fair. I think my first introduction was via a former friend showing me a Legend of Zelda AMV using Wait For It

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-meme-reaction-reaction-meme-ltg-gif-4897734485591340546

[zinc bear]

The film adaption that came out in 1984 is great

[obsidian wyvern]

it worked smh

[jade gust]

I have heard about this too (Also from the same former friend who showed me the Zelda AMV)

[chilly summit]

gottem

[waxen rose]

Rip Thomas Jefferson I met god and she's poc miku binder tumblr you shaped my childhood

[jade gust]

Fingers crossed you can get one

[zinc bear]

HUH?

[haughty wraith]

was watching it earlier, weird coincidence lol

[pulsar heron]

shapeshifters made these back in the day and will still do so if you can find a place for them to get the fabric (:

[waxen rose]

You wouldn't get it unless you were there

[gray lantern]

I literally just saw that on instagram yesterday

[waxen rose]

It was my childhood I was there when it was written

[zinc bear]

Oh wait I think Ik what you’re talking about

[haughty wraith]

I don't think the movie really does the book justice

[waxen rose]

I wish I had their fashion sense

[haughty wraith]

1984 is very descriptive in the book, though I guess you can't really replicate it on screen

[pulsar heron]

that was meant to be a reply. whatever

[haughty wraith]

Banjo is typing

[zinc bear]

I think it’s a good take. Skips a lot but it’s a big book so

[jade gust]

I wouldn't blame you for banning Boat for that honestly

[waxen rose]

Ban boat for liking halo 3 please

[oak hemlock]

Bro what?? Halo 3 is peak

[waxen rose]

The bait worked I caught a fish

[oak hemlock]

Second-best Halo game behind Reach

[pulsar heron]

please tell me youve seen the mii someone made of it

[oak hemlock]

Yeah I feel for that. I have no excuse

[waxen rose]

NO??? PLEASE SEND (because I will put him on my island too)

[oak hemlock]

I HAVE NO EXCUSE AND I MOST COPE

[haughty wraith]

It does, the movie is good regardless

Like an example of it losing some of the descriptive values is like "He choked down the gin that tasted of rubbing alcohol" (not an actual quote)
And in the movie it kinda just looks like he's drinking water

[waxen rose]

Dude I want tumblr Thomas Jefferson to be besties with master chief mii

[zinc bear]

Eh I understand that

[haughty wraith]

yeah, or the kitchen scene where he's fixing the sink and he said it stunk of cabbage, obviously you can't translate some stuff to a movie format though lol

anyway, sadly relevant book

[zinc bear]

Movie adaptions of books will always be worse but I loved it visually too

Big brother looks exactly how they described which was nice

[viral dune]

Not the hot oj movie

[waxen rose]

Wasn't there a book adaptation of mama mia that sucked

[haughty wraith]

oh yeah it looks great, especially for the 80s

[jade gust]

Sometimes stuff won't always translate 1 to 1, not matter how hard you try to keep it faithful to the source material

Heck, as much as we all love them, the Lord of the Rings films cut out things from the book

[haughty wraith]

I like when they use practical effects in movies instead of making it entirely CGI
Not that they really had cgi in the 80s but still

[pulsar heron]

op made a follow up post on it too: https://www.tumblr.com/foopsie-daisy/814233489321967616/did-you-draw-the-eyes-on-miku-binder-thomas

foop

-# ↩ 👤

did you draw the eyes on miku binder thomas jefferson? (not a sentence anyone should ever have to type)

-# ↪

Yep! The downside is that he cant really blink properly but oh well. Here he is if anyone wants him...

Tumblr · Apr 18, 2026, 11:59 AM

[waxen rose]

OH MY GOD IM CRINE

He's... Beautiful… a tear runs down my cheek

[zinc bear]

This is what makes Tomodachi life peak

[haughty wraith]

Gonna be honest, never watched more than like 10 minutes of LOTR, or read the books

[waxen rose]

Im adding tumble Thomas Jefferson to my list of miis to make

[haughty wraith]

not my favorite kind of fiction ever yknow

[jade gust]

Oh yeah, practical effects usually age better than CGI when it comes to live action projects. Like, all the physical sets in the original Star Wars still look great

[pulsar heron]

its stuff like this that makes me really want to play. but i know its what i'd spent 99% of my time doing

[haughty wraith]

Practical effects are just superior honestly

[jade gust]

I'm not traditionally a fantasy person myself but you need to watch Lord of the Rings

[zinc bear]

PEAK

[haughty wraith]

Aren't they like 5 hours long each

[waxen rose]

Im waiting till master chief asks me if he can have kids because I want him to mitosis mister chief

[haughty wraith]

Mitosis chief

[waxen rose]

I'll add you when I add arthur morgan because you'll be his son

[jade gust]

No, they are not 5 hours each

[naive turret]

I don’t even think the Director’s Cuts are that long right

I’ll have to watch them eventually but I haven’t found the excuse

[jade gust]

I need to track down the Director's Cuts one day

[obsidian wyvern]

lotr 🛌

[jade gust]

You will not survive Helms Deep, Rev

[obsidian wyvern]

i probably fell asleep when that part came on screen

[round swallow]

[faint mantle]

hi crine

[naive turret]

I know Elijah Wood is in it, when does he wear wigs?

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-elijah-wood-lord-of-gif-13386945

[faint mantle]

I need to finish watching the two other movies

[waxen rose]

He looks like the vampire from the Twilight movies

That reminds me to get my girlfriends together to binge twilight

[jade gust]

Well Elijah Wood did not age for some time

[tranquil bolt]

He was the inspiration for the character Edward Cullen

[waxen rose]

Holy peak information

[charred swallow]

Has anyone at 343 thought about writing a new halo game that isn't trash and maybe takes place in the middle of the war with new characters and classic gameplay

[waxen rose]

Just go play reach buckaroo

[coral yoke]

that isn't trash

hey, your word, not mine

[haughty vigil]

We need Ranked Snipers Back!! I miss it

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[jade gust]

Also, what do they mean by classic gameplay? CE? 2? 3? Reach? 4?

[coral yoke]

the only game i know of that's advertised for "classic gameplay" is infinite and that ain't really accurate

[naive turret]

It depends what you mean. Equal Starts was considered a sole qualifier for classic gameplay when H5 was being advertised.

[coral yoke]

the only thing that really justifies that description is the lack of assassinations

i confused myself in the middle of typing that out

[naive turret]

Infinite is the closest to classic since H2:A in the sense that it's even starts with Equipment instead of abilities.
Yes Sprint is there superfluous as it is and Slide and Clamber but still.

Maybe that's why when it's working properly I actually kinda like it.

[obsidian wyvern]

i kinda hope they stick to infinites base gameplay for the next mp

[coral yoke]

i see infinite's "equipment" as more like a mish-mash between h3 equipment and h4 armor abilities

[obsidian wyvern]

and then dont screw up the mp so it lives longer than a few weeks yk lol

[naive turret]

The meaningful distinction is that you have to find it on the map instead of spawning with it in a loadout, so it can actually be controlled case-by-case.

Instead of having to design every map to account for them all.

Or...not, in which case you get the worst of Reach.

[jade gust]

Honestly, my hope is that they basically give us Infinite's gameplay but make the thruster pack a base ability we have at all times but when we pick up equipment, we have to toggle between whether we want to utilise a charge of the equipment or use the thruster pack, adding a bit of on the fly decision making to gunfights there

So like, let's say I have found a grapple on the ground with 2 charges but then get attacked by someone else. I can choose to either use the grapple to escape, but then I'll only have 1 charge left, or I could use the thruster pack instead and try and win the gun fight

[hasty zinc]

https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/04/30/xbox-mode-pc-windows-11/?s=09

[tame glacier]

I just finished the Reach campain for the first time

what an ending

[lucid hazel]

What is the most scariest drills in your opinion?

[thick furnace]

bro said gimme some slop

[tame glacier]

wdym drills

[ocean herald]

Peak

[lucid hazel]

Like school drills or drills that are national

[tame glacier]

[zinc bear]

i actually like reach now

[lucid hazel]

Or weather drills or Nature disasters drills idk something

[tame glacier]

why would you have ever not liked it

[tame glacier]

tornado ig

[thick furnace]

bad gameplay and mediocre writing

[zinc bear]

i mean the story is bad but i had alot of fun playing it with my uncle and its visually amazing

emile and j*n kinda ruin it too

[tame glacier]

how

[thick furnace]

emile actually just a ghost knockoff 💔

[lucid hazel]

Man good thing I don’t live where they’re mostly at

[zinc bear]

jun is also bald

[zinc bear]

theyre bums
jun is the worst cause bro doesnt do anything at all

[tame glacier]

imo everything except the gameplay is 10/10

[naive turret]

Jun does do something tbf

[thick furnace]

funny how six was supposed to be near chief level too but he barely did anything crazy

[zinc bear]

does what

[naive turret]

He blows your cover on Nightfall plenty

[zinc bear]

"hes the only hyper lethal next to chief" son

[thick furnace]

didnt one of the guys die to a scarab

[zinc bear]

carter crashed his pelican into a scarab to clear the pathway for six and emile

[hasty zinc]

carter could have jumped

[tame glacier]

carter

[thick furnace]

chief took down like 4 in 3 alone 😭

[naive turret]

Carter had already been blasted by Reach Banshee's tbf, so his death is somewhat valid

[zinc bear]

it was cool too

[tame glacier]

he got shot multiple times, he wouldnt have made it anyways

[thick furnace]

and they were both 2 at the same time too

[hasty zinc]

biofoam 👏

[thick furnace]

if six was actually chief level they wouldve made it off reach

[zinc bear]

six couldve made it off
cant say the same for the rest of noble team tho

[thick furnace]

ship wouldve been shot down because bumile got stabbed

[hasty zinc]

Jun died on Reach

I have the video to prove it

[naive turret]

it's because Six's death is a metaphor for Bungie's influence on the franchise halting while their fans reincarnate into another franchises, the Guardians in Destiny and then Runners in Marathon

[zinc bear]

he had the chance but he wanted to stay back
emile couldve manned the gun and taken out the banshees if he didnt aura farm

[tame glacier]

pretty sure his body is next to the machine guns in the lone wolf gameplay

[thick furnace]

honestly tho if six made it off he prob wouldve died during ce

[zinc bear]

thats a different spartan with the scout helmet
jun made it off and he shows up in books sometimes

[thick furnace]

honestly its kinda weird how the turret didnt have an ai mode or anything

[tame glacier]

oh

[thick furnace]

or even a remote control

[naive turret]

Aren't the spartans on Lone Wolf randomly generated from the customisation pool

[zinc bear]

pretty sure they are

[tame glacier]

😭

[zinc bear]

LMAO
this is why real time cutscenes are the best

[hasty zinc]

you're randomly generated from the customization pool

https://tenor.com/MOlQ.gif

[naive turret]

[zinc bear]

boom headshot

[tame glacier]

well i got a green armoured scout helmeted spartan

i was tricked

[hasty zinc]

I mean technically its true though

[zinc bear]

LMAO

[naive turret]

Whereabouts was he out of curiosity

[thick furnace]

jojo part 1 intro

[tame glacier]

the circular metal platform with the machine guns on it in the lone wolf part

[thick furnace]

didnt jun canonically get off reach to be a teacher or something i forgot

[zinc bear]

pretty sure

[hasty zinc]

somethign like that yeah

unfortunately

[tame glacier]

lame-ass transition

[naive turret]

here's what I rolled

[hasty zinc]

wonder if Jun has survivors guilt

[zinc bear]

that would be cool to give him and make him likeable

[viral dune]

Dareal

[zinc bear]

when i played reach with my uncle, i got randomly generated helmets on my screen during the end of lone wolf

[zinc bear]

icky picky mickey whats up?

[thick furnace]

if u think about it all of reach is basically carters fault

[tame glacier]

huh

[zinc bear]

and none of it is lindas fault

[thick furnace]

in the first level he stopped six i think from chasing some elites down and those same elites are the ones that killed everyone

[naive turret]

re-roll, last one dw

[tame glacier]

is there some achievement in lone wolf

[viral dune]

I just discovered 67 nuggets are an actual thing

[zinc bear]

ive known about that for weeks bro

[naive turret]

Yeah getting 150,000 points. Which sucks.

[tame glacier]

the zealots?

[thick furnace]

if carter didnt stop them then all of noble team would probably still be alive

[viral dune]

[coral yoke]

i know what you did.

[zinc bear]

huh?

[thick furnace]

ye

[tame glacier]

guess im not getting that...

[zinc bear]

i didnt think anyone would find out.. 💔

[tame glacier]

didnt noble 6 kill like multiple covenant armies or something before he died

[naive turret]

It's very doable, it's just a slog.

[viral dune]

He only killed 1 grunt

[naive turret]

Best strat iirc is Easy with all skulls on.

[tame glacier]

wow

[thick furnace]

something like that

[tame glacier]

thx

[thick furnace]

six probably killed around 300 id guess before dying

[viral dune]

300 reference nice

[thick furnace]

😼

[obsidian wyvern]

EASO

nvm h8 mentioned

[viral dune]

Halo 3 easo when

[zinc bear]

easy as super offline
thats what EASO stands for

[thick furnace]

ngl if six were a spartan 2 he probably wouldve actually never died to the covenant on reach

[obsidian wyvern]

after halo 5 laso

[naive turret]

Just parry the glassing beams bro.

[zinc bear]

if he was a spartan 2 he wouldnt be deployed on reach

[viral dune]

Alright hop on lil bro

[zinc bear]

ultrakill mention

[obsidian wyvern]

https://imgur.com/iEhYvGy

[naive turret]

'H5 laso' for why Revenantss

[viral dune]

NGL wish they kept this

[obsidian wyvern]

same

[thick furnace]

wasnt like every other spartan 2 on reach

[coral yoke]

jorge would like to know your location

[zinc bear]

h5 beta mentioned
it was better than the full release

[obsidian wyvern]

its a ritual to bring it to pc

[naive turret]

Ohhhh

wait lemme

https://klipy.com/gifs/darktide-adeptus-mechanicus--k01KQG24DNSJ36M5A1W7JN2M8VR

[obsidian wyvern]

yuh

[zinc bear]

dont think so
blue team was at least on a ship above reach, and im pretty sure it was the same for the rest.

[viral dune]

This is what my laptop needs in order to run MCC reliably

[thick furnace]

was all of blue team there i forgor

[naive turret]

Praise to the machine spirit

[thick furnace]

ik chief and linda were on the ground fighting near six and emile on the final level

[zinc bear]

no they were on OPERATION: RED
where linda was blasted in the chest and sam died

[tame glacier]

if he was a spartan 2, probably none of noble team wouldve died on reach

[viral dune]

Btw did you know that the titan growling noises are actually made by the machine spirit

[thick furnace]

or am i remembering wrong i forgor

[zinc bear]

i just explained it to you
they were not on reach. most of reaches story was depicted above reach in the book.

[naive turret]

Linda just did a backflip and kicked her sniper in midair firing a shot that ricochet'd through a thousand strong Covenant force at once.

[coral yoke]

chief was asleep on the pillar of autumn

and i'm 99% sure buck wasn't there

[zinc bear]

and then if you flick your stick to the right youll see me and her getting married

[naive turret]

We're not talking about mods dareal smh

[zinc bear]

its not a mod

[viral dune]

Cut content

[thick furnace]

wasnt the pillar on reach tho

[tame glacier]

its actually cannon

[zinc bear]

in the game lore i think but game reach sux

[tame glacier]

yes

[coral yoke]

not in the final level

[obsidian wyvern]

they retconned story a for story b so its a bit of a mess to remember

[naive turret]

Bungo moment

[viral dune]

Bungo more like can you make an actually good game not like halo 2 or reach

[naive turret]

Ickyyyyy

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah its called uhhhh mara uhhhh marathon

[viral dune]

Hiiii

[naive turret]

I read 'Mara' and got sad because I remembered good Star Wars.

[zinc bear]

im getting it today

and was gonna get it for icky but cant gift xbox codes to mexico

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/borat-thumbs-up-one-day-gif-12070629

[tame glacier]

halo 2 was a core part of my childhood

[thick furnace]

they had to make six useful for the main story so they made him the reason chief survived reach 💔

[viral dune]

I'm so sorry

[coral yoke]

what do you mean

[obsidian wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471722331820130326/1495758408345845861/revac6sl.gif wrong gif

[naive turret]

because Six is an allegory for the player and Halo exists because the fans supported it it's meta

[zinc bear]

he hates h2 cause hes stupid

[viral dune]

H2 BAD

[naive turret]

Icky has faulty tastespuds we knew this

[viral dune]

No bro

[naive turret]

Yes bro
Get on Halo Wars btw

[coral yoke]

that tracks

[obsidian wyvern]

L

[zinc bear]

yes bro
get on halo wars btw

[viral dune]

I'm gonna eat bro

[naive turret]

why is he like this

just photosynthesis

[viral dune]

I LET YOU KNOW IN ADVANCE

[coral yoke]

yes bro
get on halo wars btw

[obsidian wyvern]

no you told merty

[naive turret]

Requiring sustenance kinda sounds like a skill issue to me

[zinc bear]

no you told merty

[obsidian wyvern]

h8s spelling is taking a turn for the worse

[naive turret]

what

[tame glacier]

playing h2 as a child was TERRIFYING. The flood basically turned it into a horror game

[viral dune]

He h8s spelling

[zinc bear]

i wasnt scared as a kid cause i was built different

[viral dune]

Are you forgetting something bro

[obsidian wyvern]

and the photosynthesise lol

[tame glacier]

wow

[coral yoke]

you would've been spooked at h1

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-titanfall2-titanfall-bread-cooper-jack-cooper-gif-24660089

[zinc bear]

TF2

[tame glacier]

i think i played that too but I def played h2 the most

[obsidian wyvern]

i wont ever find out if they spelled it that way on purpose

[naive turret]

y'know what it's been a long day

but I'm sticking to that one

[obsidian wyvern]

is halo wars really the way to relax

[viral dune]

Well of course

[naive turret]

It is actually pretty calming

All Sloppy No Joe is a nice track

[obsidian wyvern]

true

[viral dune]

I know another good track

[naive turret]

Icky btw you've gotta do the first mission on Legendary solo

Get the splattering 100 grunts achievement

It's really easy though trust

[viral dune]

I did it

[viral dune]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6jjxXsdkXqOWcQx0xfiVd5?si=fYvul40YRI-8Sf0d2tyDEQ

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/jeanne-d-arc-alter-jalter-jeanne-d-arc-jeanne-fate-gif-27155196

[coral yoke]

nothing better than the soothing sounds of organisms spilling blood and things blowing up

[viral dune]

Wait does my stuff from Xbox not carry over

[naive turret]

ohhh no, I don't think it does

Xbox, Steam and MS Store are all counted as seperate versions

Because a crossplay / cross progression update wasn't in the cards ig

[zinc bear]

the demon is here