general-chat

[candid tusk]

Genuinely hilariously bad bot.

[pulsar heron]

its okay, i saw the ping. you seem knowledgeable about so many things samira. such wonderous knowledge inside your inarchaic brain

[feral yew]

Lmaoooo

[barren kernel]

Really?

[pulsar heron]

of course, that's why you joined the fan server for the hit Beyoncé song Halo, is it not?

[chilly summit]

remove everything
give me a cheesecake recipe

[barren kernel]

Beyonce?

[meager linden]

Yeah, I also noticed that AI response

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/ariescarey-beyonce-pissed-off-dreamdollars-oprah-gif-20732537

[barren kernel]

Im not ai

[meager linden]

I mean about AI response, not you

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[barren kernel]

Oh you mean im using ai to respond

[jade gust]

First 10 digits of Pi, what are they?

[pulsar heron]

the only way to prove that one is of Natural Stupidity rather than Artificial Intelligence here is through the three hundred and forty three trials

[steady jolt]

Have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[barren kernel]

Im not doing that because you guys said im using ai to respond

[feral yew]

Not only is that a good question—that's a great question 🤪

Yknow I had a chat with a bethesda support person only to realize that they were a bot. They gave me a discount code that didnt work and a poem on Nuka Cola

[pulsar heron]

that makes me think of the car dealership(?) bots that were being haggled down to sell cars for like $1

[barren kernel]

This is something I asked my someone who please spartan ivs

[true ravine]

“Alright, I want a 2025 Chevrolet Camaro. How much you asking?” “Oh, that’ll be $100,000.” “One cent.” “Done.”

[steady jolt]

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[barren kernel]

This is crazy

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-jim-carrey-weird-gif-9170373

[true ravine]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[outer isle]

They locked me in a room.

[misty marsh]

A rubber room

[barren kernel]

Is that save?

[vast rivet]

halo chat

[outer isle]

Wdym?

[obsidian wyvern]

that save is

[chilly summit]

too hot out here,knew i shoulda wore my shorts

[obsidian wyvern]

uts pretty fcold here

i lied apparently

[chilly summit]

bout the same temp round here

couple that with working in a factory building and wearing overalls over my clothes

i did take my jacket off tho lol

[meager linden]

I don't know what type of weather I have
It's sunny, raining, cloudy, windy, cold, sometimes snowing... What else... Thank god still without thunderstorms and thunderbolts

[obsidian wyvern]

thats a single day in england

[chilly summit]

it's still cold in the mornings,so it's a bit hard to predict if it's gonna warm up or not

[outer isle]

Not gonna lie, weather in Texas is unpredictable af

Forecasts said it was gonna be around 90 Fahrenheit, but it's 68 Fahrenheit

[meager linden]

Random temperature jump👍
And it's just forecast, I don't know what will be tomorrow
Feels like mid-late autumn

[ancient totem]

In Louisiana its about to get hot ..

It may still be a little cool. But.

[coral yoke]

noted

[outer isle]

It shoulda been hot here in Texas already, but it's almost as if it's still winter. It's cold and rainy.

[ancient totem]

Who remembers in halo 5 when you in inactive and get kicked from a game. You get a message. Wake up john

Me and my brother call it getting johned

[ancient totem]

I know what your saying. Its doing the same thing here

[outer isle]

Not me, because I have never even considered touching the game because of how they butchered the campaign. All I heard from my friend was how they massacred my boy's character arc

[ancient totem]

Its a big jump from the previous halos .

👀

All good .

[outer isle]

Honestly, I like Infinite, but it still isn't my favorite. Would be nice if we got campaign support in the game

[ancient totem]

I think halo 5 was actually fun. Despite a lot of things I could dislike. I still had fun with it

[steep bear]

infinite is a really good campaign, i liked it a lot

[pulsar heron]

ok brag about it

[meager linden]

Give me your warmth, I need it

[outer isle]

I just don't like how they made Chief feel mercy and empathy all of a sudden even though he pretty much never showed emotion in Bungie's Halo games. In any Bungie Halo, he would NOT feel respect or empathy towards a brute responsible for slaughtering his people.

[pulsar heron]

im melting its cooler outside but its also sunny and little breeze so it wont take long to feel warm out there either ):

and it's wasp season so we cant even really open the windows much or anything

[vagrant kettle]

Man I hate wasps

[meager linden]

In my region is most annoying things is mosquitos and spiders. For current, snakes not very common

[steep bear]

He is portrayed differently, but i personally enjoy that. He often gives advice and sits down to listen to people around him talk, he's portrayed as if he's a wise old samurai coming back to help the generation after his. i think it's a good idea to progress his character post halo 4

[meager linden]

It's like... 5% chance you can see them

[outer isle]

I was thinking Australia until you said snakes aren't common

[vagrant kettle]

Blue name=Europe

[outer isle]

I've been inactive from this server for around 2 months until last night, so I forgot all that

[barren kernel]

Hola

[steep bear]

👋

[misty marsh]

The concept of a wasp season is making me shiver

[pulsar heron]

i seem to have become a mosquito magnet lately. first 25 ish years of my life they wouldnt touch me. in the last two weeks i've found multiple new bites most days ):

[outer isle]

Guys, do yall prefer the Falcon or Pelican?

[pulsar heron]

the concept of what happened when i went to restart the boiler earlier this week would kill you i think maybe. it almost did me

[pulsar heron]

to be fair, a few members do use the location roles for decoration

[coral yoke]

unfortunately i don't remember ever driving either

[misty marsh]

I remember in secondary school thinking we didn't have mosquitos in the UK for whatever reason since I only ever got bites when I went abroad. Then one day I got told we do in fact have mosquitos here and since that year I always getting bitten

[meager linden]

They're finds out your blood are tasty for them lol

[outer isle]

You're missing out

[misty marsh]

Uh oh what happened

[ancient totem]

Falcon is from halo reach. And you can drive the pelican in halo 4 mostly . But also in halo reach through a secret option

[ancient totem]

Yeah bro . He hasn't played reach

[coral yoke]

i have lmao

[pulsar heron]

up on my tippy toes with an empty pepsi bottle to push open the loft hatch. as soon as it opened a very loud buzzing started, followed swiftly by a very angry wasp descending from the hatch

[coral yoke]

reach is just so forgettable tbf

[outer isle]

If you have beat the campaign, you have definitely flown a Falcon

[meager linden]

I would test the Falcon on the infinite campaign, but sadly it will never happen

[pulsar heron]

sadly so ): i need to find my antibug bar so i can clip it to my bag

[ancient totem]

Never driven the falcon. ? What about the hornet in halo 3 ?

[coral yoke]

coop. i wasn't the driver

[misty marsh]

See the only right thing to do here is immediately shut the hatch and just accept the loft belongs to the wasp now

[outer isle]

Damn

[barren kernel]

Watching 👀

[obsidian wyvern]

i had a wasp nest in my attic at one point

[pulsar heron]

it was flying around the hallway before i could 💔 thankfully the hatch is right next to our front door though so we just opened the door and let it figure it out itself. was just the one wasp, too, but we always get a nest under the tree at the bottom of our garden so we think thats where it came from and we are expecting to see more ):

[chilly summit]

we got a mouse or two in our loft i think

[coral yoke]

i've sure flown a wasp though

[chilly summit]

can always hear them scurrying around lmao

[misty marsh]

Our loft is for the spiders I think

[drowsy trout]

You're A Fan Of Animegao Kigurumi/Character Mascot Performer?

[coral yoke]

what/who?

[pulsar heron]

nope

[misty marsh]

Wouldn't you need to call like a removal service or smth tho in case it gets more severe

Ive heard of wasps making massive nests that render entire gardens off limits

[pulsar heron]

we thought the same but it turns out it was just birds fighting on the slate roof. could that be the case for you as well?

[chilly summit]

not sure tbh never really looked into it

[obsidian wyvern]

the birds on the roof drive my dad crazy

[pulsar heron]

this is the upside of having a very large family. one of my relatives is a commercial landscaper who does everything. every year he has to come back and evict the wasps. ours are heavily interested in the sap from the tree, which is so big that we cant cut it down because it would mean having to get [piece of infrastructure that i'm not going to name for fear of doxxing myself] shut down for a few days. unfortunately it is a vicious cycle. there are often weeks at a time where you can see them swarming around the tree

i dont know how i have never been stung by one before

[obsidian wyvern]

my first time getting stung was right before a maths exam during sixth form

[coral yoke]

speaking from past experience, they hurt

[pulsar heron]

did you get out of the exam

[obsidian wyvern]

no lol they sat me down

[meager linden]

I can confirm it

[gleaming saddle]

I was always told that getting stung isn’t as bad as I thought so I shouldn’t be too scared of wasps, well I got stung twice in the neck and it hurt just about as much as I thought 😂

I still try my best to avoid wasps like the plague

[hasty zinc]

I was stung like 9 times on my hand when I was younger after I accidentally rested my hand on a hornets nest

was not pleasant

[pulsar heron]

oh now that i can imagine being horrible

[jade gust]

I've been lucky to never be stung by bees or wasps

I have heard horror stories from a former friend about almost being stung by scorpions back when they lived in Arizona

And then there was someone I followed on Twitter who seemed to have unfortunate luck and get stung by scorpions once every month even after they'd had an exterminator in to get rid of them

[pulsar heron]

scorpions?!

[hasty zinc]

I bet the covenant don't like getting stung by Scorpions either

[jade gust]

Yes, scorpions

If I still had Twitter, I'd double check to see if that person is safe from scorpions

[misty marsh]

I thought scorpion stings were lethal

[pulsar heron]

some are, but not all scorpions are that venomous(?)

its like spiders. some just bite you for the fun of it and then some look at you wrong and you instantly die

[meager linden]

Good (2 year anniversary of being here) evening people of Halo

[obsidian wyvern]

that's what I thought too

I'm pretty sure the scorpions we have in England are in Kent though lol

I remember going to some forest trail near there and seeing some

[misty marsh]

We have scorpions????

[meager linden]

@obsidian wyvern what you thinking about using only kinetic weapons for AC6 challenge?(nah, I'm joking lol)

[obsidian wyvern]

yeaa

esp you lol

[misty marsh]

30-40 min drive away from home apparently

who should i target with such an accessible amount of scorpions

[obsidian wyvern]

toras in your line of sight

@chilly summit did u buy it lol

[misty marsh]

I have many opps but tora is not one of them

[chilly summit]

yeah it's really good,highly recommend if you're into boomer shooters

not finished with it yet tho,also gonna replay it on hard difficulty at some point in the future

[austere trout]

Ayo lowk chat

Why is it so hard to beat halo 2 on legendary 👁👄👁

[chilly summit]

for £25 it's a great deal tbh,interesting story with a good artstyle,good voice acting,cool weapons and fun levels

and tons of cheese puns

[faint mantle]

That's a thing? "Boomer shooter"?

[chilly summit]

basically old school doom/quake style games

that's what they get called now lol

[misty marsh]

to inspire rage

[austere trout]

It's DOOMIN time

[austere trout]

I look nearly punched my monitor every single mission

[chilly summit]

you need therapy bro

[austere trout]

I lowk skipped like 5 missions

[misty marsh]

Real bro real

thats why h3s legendary is so merciful

[chilly summit]

fair enough

[austere trout]

I was so scarred by halo 2 that I just did halo 3 on heroic

But why are gameplay odsts so busted bro

[misty marsh]

do h3 legendary

its the easiest legendary and is comparable to the other games' heroic

[austere trout]

Halo 2 spartans: getting one shot by basically every enemy

Halo 3 odsts: casually tank hunter attacks 👁👄👁 and lift warthogs 👁👄👁

[austere trout]

I feel like what made halo 3 so good was the fact it had probably the best story and best gameplay (imo)

[obsidian wyvern]

oh i thought it was a multiplayer

[obsidian wyvern]

you are a halo player, halo is the boomer shooter lol

[austere trout]

COMBAT EVOLVED

[misty marsh]

most valid person ive ever seen speak here in the entire history of being here thank you

[chilly summit]

ngl i would like them to do a roguelike horde mode tho,and maybe even deathmatch,we'll have to wait and see

[austere trout]

https://tenor.com/view/mamer-chmief-master-chief-master-chief-bounce-master-chief-silly-gif-10726840153572790064

[chilly summit]

but at the end of the day the game's £25 so can't ask for too much ig

[misty marsh]

ur gonna get slimed for saying it has the best story

[austere trout]

Why thank u good sir

[obsidian wyvern]

as long as you acknowledge halo 3 is the best it doesnt even matter

[austere trout]

WHOOOOOOA wym ima get slimed out👁👄👁

[misty marsh]

yeah firing squad and everything if u say it whilst the right people are here

[austere trout]

Ngl lowk before I played halo 3 I thought halo reach was the best

[faint mantle]

Ooooooh

[faint mantle]

Shush

[obsidian wyvern]

i think the story is whatever but im pretty sure people hate on it as much as they do because it was the final act in the trilogy

[austere trout]

Until I was graced with the 3rd descendant

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-we-used-to-kill-people-with-hammers-for-saying-things-like-that-kill-people-with-hammers-hammers-gif-28854509168023063

[austere trout]

[obsidian wyvern]

you should know this twitch mod

[austere trout]

Eh, oh well, in general I still think halo 3>>>>every other game

[meager linden]

Hi Merty👋

[misty marsh]

It was too fun to let go of so they cope with hatred

[queen remnant]

The best is still Halo Spartan Assault

[obsidian wyvern]

twitch mod

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-writing-fire-his-writing-is-fire-is-this-fire-hold-up-gif-15400153686296022809

[austere trout]

Lowk bro I only played the master chief collection and I'm still playing through it

So idk what that is

[obsidian wyvern]

they have to pretend to have a balanced opinion on the game

[chilly summit]

halo 3 is the most fun for sure i just think the story isn't as good as something like 2

[austere trout]

OK fair take

[misty marsh]

halo 2 had the best story

[naive turret]

It falls off pretty hard compared to H2 story wise

[meager linden]

Infinite🔥

[obsidian wyvern]

halo 2 gets ruined by the slow gameplay

[austere trout]

"Sir, finishing this fight"

[austere trout]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-reach-halo-gif-23844822

[misty marsh]

halo 2 story but plus halo 3 level design 🙏

[obsidian wyvern]

take notes 343

actually they nailed gameplay and level design in 5 so theyre halfway there

[austere trout]

To be fair halo 2's story was pretty good I won't even lie

[misty marsh]

im excited to take my friend through them all soon

i love it when me softlaunching them getting the game works

[naive turret]

I think a Campaign immediately gains a point if there’s no long elevator or gondola rides

[candid tusk]

Every game needs peace and tranquility built in.

[obsidian wyvern]

stealing my method honestly

[misty marsh]

been doing it since before ur birth get out

[obsidian wyvern]

actually i jsut straight up buy the game so they cant deny it lol

[austere trout]

Who else hated the gravemind mission?

[misty marsh]

this is the third friend ive managed to convince

[misty marsh]

that may be my favourite sorry

[naive turret]

Jervalin’s personal hell lol

[meager linden]

I liked it

[austere trout]

I promise u I nearly punched my screen playing it

[obsidian wyvern]

it got ruined by laso

legendary as well tbf but my god

[austere trout]

It's not even that bad it's just tHe....THE ENEMIES BRO

[naive turret]

It just has a lot of obtuse encounters yeah

[ashen rose]

hi

[meager linden]

Jackal snipers

[naive turret]

The first pair of Brutes set the tone pretty well

[obsidian wyvern]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tonight-strange-barracks-lDKNeSOBHddYs

[naive turret]

Don’t try to skirt the filter thanks 🙏

[hasty zinc]

can we pants the filter?

[austere trout]

🥀💔 my bad

In the name of mista chief I ask for forgivness

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/pym7KF2INdx.gif

[naive turret]

I’m still surprised prison skip worked for me, a Jackal followed me into the lift

[austere trout]

[obsidian wyvern]

SIX HOURS

[naive turret]

[obsidian wyvern]

why am i agreeing to do halo 2 laso with rob and kitso after dealing with that

[naive turret]

You can’t help yourself

It’s a chronic addiction atp

[austere trout]

Who wanna run halo reach wit me? 😢

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[austere trout]

YURPIIIII

Can't rn but ima hop on whenever im freeee

[misty marsh]

Just remembered the treachery my friend and I experienced in infinite where there was a bug in nexus where none of the doors would open and so we had to do that stupid gondola like at least 15 or smth times

[misty marsh]

h4 laso when

[obsidian wyvern]

rob said he didnt want to without h8

[static knot]

hey guys I need some help. I'm looking for Headlight fluid and elbow grease for my warthog and myself.

[naive turret]

Don’t let that deter you

He’s just bluffing

[obsidian wyvern]

i had the same issue so many times

[misty marsh]

what if h8 joins and we kick rob out

[static knot]

343

[obsidian wyvern]

anything goes lol

[naive turret]

The less people for the Broadsword section the better probably anyway ngl

[misty marsh]

honestly a big reason why i dnfed the game with that friend

[gleaming saddle]

“Broadsword hull integrity is stable we’ll be safe as long as we stay beneath the dIdAcTs ShIeLd”

[obsidian wyvern]

i am very late because ive just tracked down the video in my folder lol but there was one thing that couldve made halo 2 better 😤

[meager linden]

In the end should be "Michael Bay"
But overall 🔥

[naive turret]

Okay unironically that goes harder than the original use

Cutting to the classic credits too

🤌

[hasty zinc]

you guys doing LASO 100% boost?

[static knot]

so does anyone have it?

also what are the best top 5 books I should read?

[hasty zinc]

Don Quixote, A Tale of Two Cities, The Lord of the Rings, War and Peace and the Goosebumps book "The Haunted Mask"

[static knot]

I meant for Halo. Goosebumps? really? I mean....yes

RL Stine is thE goat

[hasty zinc]

I dont' even know why you questioned it tbh

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/deneverfaszu-obi-wan-gif-26506648

[obsidian wyvern]

loved slappy in goosebumps

[hasty zinc]

every friday my dad used to come home with a new goosebumps book

[obsidian wyvern]

the horrorland series was my favourite

i think it was a more recent thing though so you probably didnt read it

[hasty zinc]

tbh it's hard for me to pick a favorite goosebumps book

I really enjoyed "it came from beneath the sink"

and the horror at camp jellyjam

[obsidian wyvern]

that was one of my favourites

[hasty zinc]

jellyjam?

[obsidian wyvern]

i dont remember the name, i just remember the kid who went to the summer camp

and something about a kid with a rabbits foot in his pocket lol

[hasty zinc]

yeah she had a rabbits foot

[obsidian wyvern]

then it was that one lol

[hasty zinc]

I remember I used to get mad when the bumps on the goosebumps logo on the front of the book were rubbed off and they were white spots

as an example, this is not worn down

and this was worn down

[true ravine]

Aah holy crap

[lilac walrus]

What’s with all the goosebumps

[static knot]

come on

[misty marsh]

first time i got introduced to him i had to sleep with my dad for like a week

[static knot]

I NEED MORE HALO BOOKS

[misty marsh]

theres like 30+ to choose from

[steady jolt]

There is a mystery Microsoft package waiting for me when I get home :o

[lilac walrus]

There is

[hasty zinc]

I NEED TO KNOW

I wonder if it's related to Project Helix

[steady jolt]

Dude, if anyone at that level in Xbox has my home address lmao...

I'm excited to see what it is, or what I've apparently completey forgot that I purchased (haven't bought anything that I remember)

[dawn marten]

Fee figh fogh fum I smell the blood of an Englishman

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-chappelle-gif-8176714843996051762

[ocean herald]

*favorites

[faint mantle]

All this Twitch mod knows is screwing up predictions, and nothing more.

[faint mantle]

Yeah exactly

Is it time to put the stache back on?

[normal owl]

YEAHHHHH

July 9!!!

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

omg the music 😍

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm just imagining the people who lost both times and still made bank lol

[meager linden]

Do nothing today = still tired

[zinc bear]

HELL YEAH

[meager linden]

Hi Dareal👋

[zinc bear]

I hope this has multiplayer!!

[normal owl]

It does not, sadly. They narrowed focus to Edward's adventure specifically, so no DLC either.

But they added new quests and 3 new shipmates too

[zinc bear]

Where was this confirmed btw?

[normal owl]

I would love to play the DLC too, but I do think it will be great to play a wholly contained, remade adventure in Edward's shoes. And they reworked the modern-day stuff too to fit in better with where Animus stuff is at today.

[normal owl]

the reveal showcase that just streamed

[zinc bear]

Oh I missed that lol

[normal owl]

literally just missed: ended a minute ago. But worth a watch just to get back into the feeling.

This is a good example of nostalgia fulfilled in a great way

[zinc bear]

Yeah I will. Black flag has always been my favorite in the franchise and was also one of my first games I’ve played

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

Black Flag is why I loved Odyssey so much: a lot of the same DNA.

They reworked the parkour and combat to more reactive and accurate too.

[zinc bear]

Hell yeah

[normal owl]

https://news.ubisoft.com/en-us/article/4WSO7FBW76v05UxZSqG5L8/assassins-creed-black-flag-resynced-out-july-9-everything-you-need-to-know

[zinc bear]

Thanks for the link!

[naive turret]

If the ship doesn’t glitch into a void and teleport in randomly is it really Black Flag you’re playing?

[past wind]

You know, I’ve never fully seen where this was from, I just know about the picture not the full gif

[naive turret]

I’m pretty sure it’s from Predator

[viral dune]

Yeah they recorded me and rev in that scene

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-helldivers-helldivers2-chestbump-flag-gif-2708234001444907997

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-helldivers-masters-of-ceremony-ceremony-standard-bearer-gif-5462270106571910837

[obsidian wyvern]

neat

[viral dune]

Meridian like meridian from halo 5 😱

[steady jolt]

@hasty zinc mystery solved

[hasty zinc]

dude that is awesome

very thoughtful they do that kind of thing

[viral dune]

I'm still waiting on mine to arrive

[faint mantle]

Ah shoot I forgot

I gotta do that

Boxes boxes boxes boxes...

[viral dune]

You should get one of those mechs from gears of war

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[waxen rose]

If only dareal was here to see gears of war
Rip

[ancient totem]

Gears of war 2 came with the first Xbox we had. It was such a awesome game. Until the ring of death came up in like 10 minutes of playing

Ive been playing ever wind . Its like Minecraft 2. Like a mix of Skyrim and Minecraft. And you get a flying ship

I can hardly wait for it to be finished. It's only early release right now. But its cool. The Skyrim aspect of the game. Where you level up your character. And the flying boat

I also tried that ever rose game. Or wind rose. That other pirate game. That game is lame compared to ever wind. I don't know why I got that game. Ever tale is going to be the next hit.

Im sure once people try it out on steam . It will be moved to console

I bought a bunch of games for my rog hand held. That aren't meant for remote. So Its kind of hard to play them. Like killing floor.

For some reason Minecraft wont work

In minecraft I can look around. But I cant walk.

[analog knot]

On the Ally I would make sure you're not in Auto, force it into Controller or Handheld or w/e that mode is called

[crisp mirage]

[ancient totem]

Ive been playing left 4 dead to a lot

[ancient totem]

I don't know whats wrong with that thing.

[crisp mirage]

ive been getting addicted lol

[ancient totem]

That rog thing starts lightning up at night when I'm trying to sleep. Im like what the heck

Its like a light show in my room . I turn it off completely and the lights wont go off

On left 4 dead. There are a lot of cool halo mods. Theres one that turns the entire game into a odst game . The menu turns odst also

[crisp mirage]

Ill check that out 👀

[meager linden]

What was the scariest special infected for you?

[ancient totem]

Ok . Let's see. For me its the charger

[meager linden]

(I thought you're talking about first part, but anyway)
For me it's Tank and Witch

[ancient totem]

The witch is 1 hit kill you.

The tank . The tank music. It gives big brother vibes. Like your brother is coming to beat you up

[meager linden]

Tank with boomer it's a dead combo

[ancient totem]

So much chaos. Terrifying and cant see anything

[meager linden]

And zombies everywhere

[ancient totem]

Zombies. Yes the hoard.

Im tired. I been weed eating all days . My arms are giving out

[naive turret]

[ancient totem]

Bub

Hey bub. What you doing?

[hasty zinc]

when you start feeling full, you should stop.

[ancient totem]

I dont stop till im done

[hasty zinc]

eating all of that can't be good for you

[ancient totem]

Ha ha ha . I get it

[meager linden]

Just got like from official Halo account on Threads

[ancient totem]

I could literally just sit on the grass and fall asleep

Its nice and warm too

[ancient totem]

Bbl

[random sequoia]

I love being a goblin in spartan 2 armor

[barren kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-im-just-kidding-jk-joking-just-kidding-haha-gif-14660749

[pliant hatch]

I have an electric one which is light and even that one can get tiring after awhile.

[barren kernel]

Hi guys

[tawdry aspen]

hi

[barren kernel]

Hey

[barren kernel]

You are a player here right

[barren kernel]

Hey

[lilac walrus]

Hi

[tawdry aspen]

ye

[barren kernel]

I think i was disturbing you

[lilac walrus]

?

[barren kernel]

Oh that's nice

[tawdry aspen]

i hit platinum rank the other day

[lilac walrus]

I made a runway in Minecraft

[barren kernel]

Wow

[lilac walrus]

OoOooOoOo

[tawdry aspen]

i have only been play infinte sence january

[barren kernel]

🫨

[lilac walrus]

Dang

[tawdry aspen]

i am playing rec romm rn

[random swallow]

I thought that game got shut down already

[tawdry aspen]

not till june 1st

sadly it is thoe 🙁

[random swallow]

Yea

[lilac walrus]

Why would they shut it down though

[ancient totem]

Nah. I got a big 50 pound gas STIHL . Wear long pants and a jacket hoodie .

I edge heat stroke . I play with death.

I pass out . But gain wake up while standing. Then go back to work

Not anymore. I take breaks now

Anger is a motivation. Like im to mad to stop. Or was. It was like. Ok im getting hot. I might or might not die

But im not as angry anymore . So I take breaks

[lilac walrus]

Hm

[naive turret]

[ancient totem]

Remember that game i was talking about i talk about halo on ?

They were making me mad . Like cyber bullying type of thing.

[meager linden]

Idk what is going on here

[lilac walrus]

Neither do I

[zinc bear]

What

[ancient totem]

There is a mobile rts game i play. And I talk in their world chat everyday. I write about halo on there. I been there for about 10 years.

The game is called war and order

I would show what I write on there here. But theres no way for me to. I go crazy with halo on there

Is there a way I can share a video ?

Should I share what kingdom im in on war and order 😅

If i say which Kingdom. People can find me

Let me think

Can't share

[viral dune]

Darealmchief

[trail spear]

Howdy, what are we talking about?

[ancient totem]

The general halo chat

I like to use the term lingering presence on many things. I learned this from halo

[trail spear]

Informative.

[ancient totem]

When playing on the multi-player maps with no one on them. There is a lingering presence like someone was once there.

[trail spear]

Rip halo 2 multiplayer

[ancient totem]

I like to think of the chat about many things. Like each post in the chat is like a cloud floating up

The quarantine zone

Cloud city

Sentinel resupply platform

On delta halo

[lilac walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-crash-out-angry-gif-15667791719891680630

[trail spear]

[ancient totem]

Bub

Ur sad

[pliant hatch]

You should try a camel back. The thing that you can put water in and carry it like a backpack.

[ancient totem]

Ive never thought of such a genius thing . Omg

I could fill that thing up with tea

[lilac walrus]

Those things are amazing when you go hiking

[trail spear]

What is a matta?

…

[coral yoke]

this should not be a question you just ask out of nowhere buddy

[trail spear]

What am I missing here?

[lilac walrus]

Bruh

[haughty wraith]

so sigma

[lilac walrus]

….

[trail spear]

is anyone going to tell me what I’m missing here?

[coral yoke]

i don't know what a matta is either ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[haughty wraith]

they're

[haughty wraith]

what

[ancient totem]

I didn't ask any questions

[zinc bear]

Icky Spartan

[thick furnace]

Linda 067

[ancient totem]

What just happened

[lilac walrus]

Idk

[zinc bear]

I am going to make a Linda-058 NPC mod for a VR game that I’m playing. I’ll post it in #1076327824924872755 and ping you when it’s done

I’ll also make Fred so I can torture him for you 🥹🥹🥹

[lilac walrus]

Do anyone here play warthunder

[lilac walrus]

W

[thick furnace]

dont forget emile 🔥

[zinc bear]

I’ll torture jun first

[lilac walrus]

Or Jorge

[thick furnace]

jorge did NOTHING wrong

[zinc bear]

Jorge is tuff. I do not want to torture him.

[thick furnace]

emile and jorge shouldve swapped deaths

woulda been cooler for him to die fighting an army of elites than random ghost knockoff

[obsidian wyvern]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1237970/Titanfall_2/ buy peak on sale

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[crisp mirage]

I miss BT 😭

[misty marsh]

One day titanfall one will make a huge comeback for no reason I promise

[obsidian wyvern]

the thing is, it does have a comeback every few months and then people realise the game is way too hard for them lol 😔

[late hearth]

The Hierarchs fall.

[misty marsh]

Tf ONE it'll be different when it's one

[obsidian wyvern]

im so down for one to have a pc relaunch

[misty marsh]

Losing out on a historical moment for what

[thick furnace]

genuinely what happened to most fps players everyone hates movement shooters now 💔

[obsidian wyvern]

i dont think its the fact its a movement shooter yk

[ancient totem]

Titan fall is in between a robot and a solider. Isn't it better to be the robot ?

[misty marsh]

New gen are too sensitive to their own skill issues

[obsidian wyvern]

the sniper/kraber is so broken and everyone abuses that on pc. im not surprised everyone quits

[ancient totem]

Im sensitive

[obsidian wyvern]

the game was way more fun on console with everyone using everything else. youll have your entire mkb lobby just use a kraber

[thick furnace]

ngl wingman elite was crazier

[late hearth]

Some get implants.

[thick furnace]

true,,

[misty marsh]

Not necessarily, you lose alot of mobility and become a bigger target as a titan

Follow mode >>>

[zinc bear]

Both are balanced pretty well and are good in their own ways

[ancient totem]

Oh . So its balanced

[thick furnace]

so many people hate shooters with any decent movement
mainly cod

[obsidian wyvern]

I WISH FOLLOW MODE GOT MORE FEATURES

[thick furnace]

pilot is better ngl

[obsidian wyvern]

i so want my titan to just follow me at my speed around the map

[thick furnace]

did u use the advanced ai upgrade

[misty marsh]

Yeah it is, it's not too hard to take down a titan as just a pilot either

[obsidian wyvern]

it was kinda useless lol but did that do much

[thick furnace]

i think it made follow a bit better but it made defense really good

[misty marsh]

Again I can't remember super well but follow mode in tf1 was sm better than in 2 as well

[obsidian wyvern]

using advanced ai was basically throwing the match so i never equipped it

[zinc bear]

It was

[obsidian wyvern]

if youre not in your titan then youre just giving them free points. but still, rule of cool and all

[thick furnace]

advanced ai was goated what

[zinc bear]

Tf1 was soooo much better than 2 🙏🙏🙏

[misty marsh]

I can't remember exactly how or why it mightve just been the maps being better suited for it too but my titan was so much more useful on its own in tf1

[thick furnace]

might be the titan honestly

[haughty wraith]

I only play pilot matches in tf2

[obsidian wyvern]

everything ive heard of 1s mp is that its better than 2

[misty marsh]

Tf1 is genuinely better in every way

[thick furnace]

advanced ai ion is probably one of the best

[thick furnace]

except movement and guns

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah but why use advanced instead of being in the titan yk

[zinc bear]

In art style mainly imo

I loved the old military futuristic aesthetic the first title had. Tf2 has a cool one too but it’s mainly just the futuristic part without the military stuff

[misty marsh]

The movement felt more or less the same for me

[thick furnace]

i mean titan can be really boring sometimes

[misty marsh]

I can't remember the guns well enough to compare

[thick furnace]

1 was slower and had no sliding

[zinc bear]

The guns feel almost the same tbh

[obsidian wyvern]

no sliding is crazy

[zinc bear]

Yeah the no sliding sucked in tf1

[misty marsh]

OK tbh I never used to slide as a kid so that never bothered me

[naive turret]

It's a source engine game you knew there was gonna be some movement bs

[thick furnace]

i think the biggest loss on 2 was first person got removed on executions and entering titans

[chilly summit]

going back to it feels awkward tho

[obsidian wyvern]

huge appeal for the tf2 movement is the sliding, no game does it better

[naive turret]

When I was suffering attempting the time trial I saw some wild stuff in slide hopping tutorials

[thick furnace]

tf1 movement is so bad compared to 2 💔

[obsidian wyvern]

dont sleep on grenade movement

[chilly summit]

i love the punch melee animation

[thick furnace]

both 1 and 2 had good things that the other game didnt

[chilly summit]

felt so satisfying

[naive turret]

If only there was a 3 to combine the elements 1 and 2 excelled at

[obsidian wyvern]

midair meleeing turning into a kick

[naive turret]

Isn't there an in-air grapple takedown

[thick furnace]

imo 2 had better pilot designs and the camos were nice, prestiging was also a lot better too and the card system in 1 sucked
1 had better maps and titan customization and ngl sometimes the art style looked way better

[obsidian wyvern]

yeaa

[chilly summit]

-games made on valve engine
-we never get a 3rd one
many such cases

[naive turret]

😔

[thick furnace]

2 also had really good finishers

[thick furnace]

octane apex,,

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah didnt he lose his legs to the guantlet for that reason lol

[thick furnace]

ye he was inspired by the tf2 gauntlet wr i think

[naive turret]

Guy wouldn't look out of place on a Borderlands cover

[obsidian wyvern]

found it, yeah

i love the speed punch

[naive turret]

god I love that

[thick furnace]

if u grappled a player it also pulled them into a punch iirc

[normal owl]

I cannot wait for the reworked systems

[thick furnace]

works in apex too i think

[thick furnace]

imagine these with the first person execution stuff like tf1

[thick furnace]

why do u got 142 hours on mcc 💔

[obsidian wyvern]

ok well it said 7 hours yesterday so what the hell

[naive turret]

oh yeah I meant to say when you brought that up

idk if it's reverted to a placeholder

[thick furnace]

is the shop any good rn

[obsidian wyvern]

oh

[hard patrol]

Wait black flag is getting a remaster?

[thick furnace]

i thought that one got reset by now wuh

[naive turret]

It is indeed, I'm actually kind of interested ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhQ3yQjUgAc

Showing my hypocrisy for not caring about CEV again

[thick furnace]

might have to go back to ac

[naive turret]

No, I will not be adjusting my view regardless

[thick furnace]

i think the last one i played actually was black flag

[analog knot]

It’s a bug. They reset once a quarter. Jan 1st, April 1st, July 1st is next, Oct1st is the last one

[main sierra]

Anyone know what this halo game is

Seems fun

[tawdry aspen]

its where ur master chief and shoot aliens calleed the covenet

[tame onyx]

Do the game devs actually read these?

[tawdry aspen]

no

[main sierra]

Yeah me and my homie do

We top of the notch devs

[tawdry aspen]

@tawdry aspen

[steady jolt]

Yes

[tawdry aspen]

i ping myself

[main sierra]

I already anderdingus that question bud

[steady jolt]

Feedback is collated from here in a regular basis

[main sierra]

Okay can I give feedback now

#Fire.stckr

[steady jolt]

🙄

[tame onyx]

Would this be the appropriate channel to send the devs or you guys if your devs an idea?

[steady jolt]

You can drop any feedback you have into one of the forum channels here:
#1076337363770417172 for MCC and future projects like Campaign Evolved
#1039633978841374720 for Infinite stuff

[small mauve]

Hmm, cool (I've never played an assassin's creed game before ngl)

[naive turret]

There's some amazing stories in that series

[analog knot]

Sick okay so devs, MCC has two major security issues right now involving IP Leaks and one that can trigger EAC flags remotely on anyone. Devs please read that and fix it, it’s pretty important.

Okay I have done my good deed for the day

[coral yoke]

ohh i'm getting a migraine trying to get hdr to work on this damn xbox

[hybrid hedge]

mods on mcc should be brought to xbox

[granite sky]

does caffeine help with migraines or make worse

[coral yoke]

i don't drink coffee ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[bleak shard]

it helps if ur used to it

i mean if you drink it regularly and u get the headache from skipping a day

[hybrid hedge]

I usually drink like 3 cups of coffee a day

[ancient totem]

I went from bang energy drinks to black tea to green tea to matcha green tea.

[bleak shard]

what the heck why

I LOVE black tea

[ancient totem]

It has the calming chemical in it

[lilac walrus]

We know

[hybrid hedge]

although since Ive been sick Ive been too lazy to get up so its just been 1 cup a day

[hybrid hedge]

I hate tea

[ancient totem]

Its your preference

[hybrid hedge]

Idk why, I just dont like how most tea tastes

[ancient totem]

I even drink coffee with powdered milk. Cause I used powdered milk. Not regular milk

Just because I like the taste of milk coffee. More milk less coffee

[hybrid hedge]

I use creamer

[ancient totem]

Powdered milk doesn't have added sugar. So Its acceptable to me

But matcha is like a coffee. But it makes you calm. Like a lot of energy and also very calming. Where coffee is like super energy

[hybrid hedge]

I gotta go make some coffee

[ancient totem]

And now I have powdered black tea .

[hybrid hedge]

I still haven’t had a cup

[ancient totem]

Thats a good idea. Me too. I need jt

[misty marsh]

real

[ancient totem]

I remember this one time . I accidentally used flavored water to warm up coffee. And I cooked this flavor water with the coffee. It was terrible lol.

And i was playing halo 5 warzone

Like I drink coffee to keep playing halo 5. And that coffee was probably about to send me to the hospital

[tame onyx]

If the devs are interested in a possibly cool idea check it out. https://discord.com/channels/471722331820130324/1496977959351877642

[bleak shard]

Solely to play the game?

[ancient totem]

Yes . Absolutely

When I was a teenager. I was drinking coffee to stay on halo 5 lol

[lilac walrus]

lol

Ima try that

[bleak shard]

dang i didn't know some people drink coffee to play games

[ancient totem]

But I had to stop drinking coffee. Im to sensitive to it .

Thats why I drink matcha

[misty marsh]

MATCHA MENTIOINED

[ancient totem]

Yeah . I have about 2 pounds of pure Japanese matcha

And i drink all of it. Lol

[late hearth]

Sugars, teas, spirits

[ancient totem]

Basically a alcoholic

[misty marsh]

I havent had matcha in a hot minute cause ive had to be more economical and i do blow through it way too quickly

[ancient totem]

But dont drink alcohol

[late hearth]

It's just some glug glug and a little smokie.

[misty marsh]

i dont drink anyway

[ancient totem]

I aint gonna lie . Some of thag matcha is to expensive. And I dont get the super high quality stuff

I have good stuff. But its also cheap .

[misty marsh]

I recommend perfect ted if u can get ur hands on it

[ancient totem]

Well. If its high quality and cheap

[steady jolt]

Ah, I thought you meant you had like proper feedback to propose on existing games. Ideas for new games aren't things that devs can accept for legal reasons, due to Microsoft'so unsolicited ideas policy

[misty marsh]

its like a tenner or so for a 30g bag

[ancient totem]

I'll look into it .

But what i do is go on ebay and look for matcha from Japan.

They have all sorts of different kinds and brands. I never come across the same brand .

But there are some high quality brands. But their just so expensive. Like I swear youd need to be making 6 figures to drink that stuff regularly

But . Really. Almost all tea from Japan is high quality or goof enough.

[misty marsh]

the powder itself is not enough anyway, you need to really commit to whisking it and stuff everytime to maintain the taste

i did have a phase of having it like daily a few months ago but now im back to just my two daily coffees

[ancient totem]

Lol no

I just pour the powder in a cup fill with water and drink it.

[misty marsh]

noooooo ur not doing right bro

[ancient totem]

Bub !

I drink it like that all the time. Its great!

[misty marsh]

whisking it and making it frothy makes the flavour sm nicer though i promise you

[ancient totem]

😂

[misty marsh]

its the proper way to have it anyway, thats why theres whole whisk sets purely for matcha

[ancient totem]

I cant believe this .

[ancient totem]

Actually warming it up brings out the flavor in matcha

Do you think people in Japan have time for all of that ?

[misty marsh]

you dont actually think people in japan drink matcha daily like that right

[ancient totem]

I dont think most people in Japan use a whisk. I think that the west thinks they do . But in reality most people would not. Its impractical.

But I could be wrong.

[ancient totem]

I dont know to tell you the truth . Maybe your right. But I never once thought of using a whisk.

But let me tell you

[misty marsh]

Theyd do the equivalent of getting tea bags

matcha powder is generally meant to be whisked. You obviously dont need to but like a google search is all it really takes to realise that thats the proper way its meant to be prepared

spending money on high quality matcha is a bit pointless otherwise

[ancient totem]

A lot of things people in west believe about matcha is based off of ticktock and marketing terms . A lot of these things are unknown to Japanese people. For example. Ceremonial matcha is not a thing in Japan

[misty marsh]

I feel like you urself havent done alot of research on it urself

[ancient totem]

You are right. And im about to start looking into it.

[ancient totem]

I didn't want to believe the thing about the whisk . Because someone who told me about it learned it from ticktock.

I looked it up and its true that a whisk is essential to preparing matcha to have the best flavor.

[misty marsh]

I mean just cause tiktok isnt the conventional way to learn things doesnt mean everything on there is a lie bro

[ancient totem]

But another is. I dont drink it because it tastes good. I drink it for its effects.

I don't concern myself with taste. Im a nasty son of a gun lol

My sister said to get a whisk. And thats coming from someone who drinks red bull everyday. Like why would I listen to her. Lol

[misty marsh]

I dont see how her drinking red bull everyday would equate to her being wrong abt it lol

[ancient totem]

Because im fitness and she only likes things that taste good.

I like things for nutrition. Not taste.

Arrogant of me

Im used to people telling me that my food or drinks or whatever are made wrong or are bad. Because I believe in nutrition.

So i generally just dont listen to other people when it comes to food

Yeah

[viral dune]

Yeah

[ancient totem]

I dont want to rant

[ancient totem]

Thank you for teaching me about matcha whisk

[misty marsh]

idk abt u but i like things for both

[ancient totem]

I try to make my food taste good. However. Im really hard on myself .

Like sardines and oatmeal. I didn't like that . Just eat them separately

Because oatmeal is a grain like rice. Figured itd be good for savory. But just use milk for oatmeal

I used to eat food that tasted nasty. Just to be tougher.

Like eating plan oatmeal with nothing added.

[misty marsh]

I just eat what i want but like within a calorie count and its done me fine

[ancient totem]

😊

[ancient totem]

❤️

I became on the extreme side of things honestly

[faint mantle]

@waxen rose good tastes

[candid tusk]

CICO is the way. Everything else is a funky way to reach CICO.

[naive turret]

TIL this is a thing

[ancient totem]

However since you eat whatever you want . You gotta try Cajun foods then

Rice and gravy

[crisp mirage]

[misty marsh]

yeah literally any genuinely qualified dietician says that for fitness and weightloss, calories count for more than the actual food itself

[vagrant kettle]

Speaking of nutrition, DO NOT DRINK BAJA BLAST
Found out it has like 70 grams of sugar per 20 oz today

Plus it was like 3 dollars so I’m not buying it again

[tame onyx]

Thank you anyway.

[ancient totem]

However. Retaining from foods that spike blood sugar has a pretty crazy effect . Its strong withdrawals and you have a lot more energy with such a diet

[candid tusk]

I'll accept your idea and take it as my own though. Let's do it.

[hexed geyser]

why are all of Bungie or Ex-Bungie games coming to PS5

[steady jolt]

Probably because Sony owns Bungie

[hexed geyser]

do you all know what i mean by ex-bungie

[candid tusk]

Developers who no long work at Bungie, yes.

[cedar turret]

Bungie was always stretched to thin

[hexed geyser]

no i mean games that swapped dev studios

[candid tusk]

Like a Mega Bungie EX card?

Swapped at the playground between the slide and the swing.

And no, I genuinely don't know what you mean then. lol

[hexed geyser]

i mean Halo is an ex-Bungie game cuz it swapped to 343i (Aka Halo studios) in 2011

[naive turret]

I was gonna say Oni isn't coming to Playstation but, I think that's because it launched there

[steady jolt]

Halo coming to PS5 means Halo reaches a whole new generation of players, hopefully getting them interested in the franchise. probably a lot of PS players have always wanted to play Halo, but couldn't get both consoles. Now they can play

[hexed geyser]

ik

[ancient totem]

To me it seems cruel to not let other people play halo. But maybe I just like halo that much .

[surreal timber]

I’m back now

[ancient totem]

I could not imagine not being able to play halo. Like seriously. To me it sounds crule

[analog knot]

Easily the worst escalation variant, change my mind

[naive turret]

The fact it was round based too

[hexed geyser]

will we be able to swap graphics to og ce in the CE Remake

[steady jolt]

No

[coral yoke]

where are you even getting that from?

[coral yoke]

doubt it

[steady jolt]

It's not like CEA

[hexed geyser]

ok

[cedar turret]

If you want you can increase the difficulty by playing in dark mode though

All you have to do is turn off the tv/monitor

[hexed geyser]

lol

[coral yoke]

but seeing as there's armor customization (to my surprise) i'd imagine there's a good chance chief's original model would be a customization option

[hexed geyser]

i hope the ce remake is optimized for series s

[coral yoke]

yknow personally

[hexed geyser]

cuz i dont wanna play a laggy ver of ce

[coral yoke]

i already played halo 1 so i don't care much for this remake

[hexed geyser]

im excited for the halo 1 remake

[ancient totem]

What about the music. Do we get the original music ?

[naive turret]

I don't think they've said anything about the music yet. But it sounded like the original in the demo.

[cedar turret]

There is a 'make your own soundtrack' option in which you mute your television and hum

[ancient totem]

Yeah. I can listen to halo music from my phone.

[steady jolt]

Music is being remastered, from what i remember

[hexed geyser]

or just turn the music slider down if there is gonna be one

[ancient totem]

Will the original still be a option ?

[steady jolt]

The soundtrack has been remastered, the sound design updated for greater immersion, and new voice performances recorded with the primary cast.

[steady jolt]

No idea

If it hasn't been announced, I don't know

[ancient totem]

Ok . Understood

[coral yoke]

this is among the several things we still have no idea about

[ancient totem]

It is what it is . Probably be a cool remastered soundtrack anyway

[coral yoke]

other than customization i don't think we've heard anything about it since the demo came out

[ancient totem]

We can play the demo ?

[coral yoke]

that's what i'm hearing from people

[steady jolt]

No, it was available as a private test and also available at HCS last year, but there's no public build

[coral yoke]

oh

[ancient totem]

Halo ce super pistol. 😊

Remastered ar has 100 pounds now.

Reloading the ar sometimes allows flood to overwhelm the player

[haughty wraith]

It's being made for consoles

so I would assume it'll run fine

[hexed geyser]

it was a test thing at HCS 2025

[haughty wraith]

that was a pre-release build though

[ancient totem]

I heard from someone say. In plumbing its better to assume more is better then less.

So I'd assume they would increase the ar 60 magazine to a higher number

[hexed geyser]

ok good i was worried

[haughty wraith]

Campaign evolved is gonna be on Series X/S, PS5, & PC

[ancient totem]

Maybe im talking about cursed halo . Lol

[hexed geyser]

i'll get all 3 vers 1 by 1

[haughty wraith]

Has 30 rounds

[ancient totem]

That's brilliant

The more halos the better. Cant have to many halos

[haughty wraith]

I disagree

[hexed geyser]

xbox & PC 1st then ps5 2nd

[ancient totem]

Bub

[hexed geyser]

its not a handheld

[haughty wraith]

I want my Halos well made and given time to develop, and not end up as sloppy yearly releases like cod 'bub'

[ancient totem]

Well yeah thats true . I agree

[haughty wraith]

they rushed infinite and that's why it fumbled

[naive turret]

Including the year delay yeah

[haughty wraith]

had they released it in a finished state (like what we have now) it would've had far better reception

[naive turret]

If Infinite was rushed I don't wanna see what taking their time looks like

I'll be in an old folks home

[haughty wraith]

Didn't they completely redo it from the ground up in a short period of time

"Short", it was like a couple years

[ancient totem]

Yeah . Remember the meme brute .

[steady jolt]

No

[haughty wraith]

must be thinking of a different game then

[ancient totem]

In an unfinished state. People made fun of 343 and this brute. 343 was showing off halo infinite in a early state of development and people used this brute to say infinites graphics were poor or under developed about this brute.

[hexed geyser]

he became a Legend after that

[haughty wraith]

regardless, it was half baked and in return got bad reception
had it released with the content it has now I think it'd be up there with the older games

no dig at 4 or 5 - they're fun - I just prefer bungie's games

[hexed geyser]

why does Reach drag race remind me of Mario Kart Double Dash

[haughty wraith]

Because they're both racing games

[hexed geyser]

& they both have 1 driver & 1 Weapon user mechanic?

[naive turret]

I don't see what appeal drag race would have in Halo

The vehicles go the same speed

Unless you're pitting different vehicles in which case you're gonna have an obvious winner

[hexed geyser]

it was a Custom game mode back in Reach

[naive turret]

I'm sure it was I'm saying I don't see the appeal

[hexed geyser]

yeah idk why people liked it seems pointless

[coral yoke]

reminder that vehicles can collide with each other

[cedar turret]

They both have turtle shells and banana peels

[naive turret]

So it's really a pile up in a straight line ig

[coral yoke]

how the hell did i spell that wrong

[cedar turret]

and chainguns

[ancient totem]

Annnnd ?

[calm fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572921337782337566/1211114454142681118/noping.png?ex=65ed053b&is=65da903b&hm=127c1f5a619a9cb041d895fc8b72e2582f18b58934fcc2c232dda28837a796a2&

[ancient totem]

In halo. Everything goes the same speed. The guns the shield recharge rate. We know this of course.

If i were to play a racing game on halo. It would be because I like to drive. Not for racing .

[cedar turret]

That is A: wrong, B: misses the point

[ancient totem]

But a drag racd specifically would be pointless. I see the specific

[cedar turret]

You can vary the speed of the warthog. And some people are just better drivers and thus better racers. Even actual race cars are usually about the same in terms of performance, with the difference being the skill of the driver or how much the sponser paid to get the win

[ancient totem]

Personally I think those game modes are for fun and not really taken seriously. Like driving in those games has hit or miss risk . Not pinpoint accurate purposes

[cedar turret]

turn off the ping

[ancient totem]

What is that ?

[calm fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572921337782337566/1211114454142681118/noping.png?ex=65ed053b&is=65da903b&hm=127c1f5a619a9cb041d895fc8b72e2582f18b58934fcc2c232dda28837a796a2&

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[cedar turret]

All game modes are for fun.

That is what video games are for to begin with

[ancient totem]

Is it still on 😅

Im getting nervous

[naive turret]

You have to turn it off per reply. afaik there isn't a way to default it off.

[ancient totem]

Ok I believe i turned it off

What does the ping do ?

[hexed geyser]

anyone else nickname the CE Remake as CEmake cuz i wanna call it that from now on

[naive turret]

Highlights a message yellow and if a chat isn't muted it'll cause the ping sound.

[ancient totem]

Ok.

[river cove]

awe i just went back and watched a couple of old halo song parodies from the early 2010s

[karmic tree]

Those were funny

Yo that just reminded me

I remember the old halo amv's

[river cove]

i remember one that was done in halo reach where one character got obsessed with nyan cat and could read minds

[trim saddle]

Halo is a pretty fun game btw.

[crisp mirage]

[rare cedar]

[obsidian wyvern]

hammer hill is by far the stupidest mode lol

😩

[viral dune]

Who is that 737 guy 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Seems like an amazing teammate to have by your side

[naive turret]

You should change your tag to 'ICK'

[main sierra]

Spartan 1337 👀

https://tenor.com/view/rain-halo-sad-gif-25010977

Let me send gifs 😫

[olive rivet]

How do I submit a request to admin’s because I thought it was really cool idea to have a halo chat in this group that would be for fanfiction or halo related books and halo related book talk

[steady jolt]

We have #1377367899567554621 which talks about books regularly

You can share any server appropriate fan fiction in #1076327824924872755

[olive rivet]

Ok thanks for letting me know

[steady jolt]

#lore-and-universe is good for book talk too, you can create a new thread there if you want to chat about a specific book

[outer kestrel]

hey @prisma plinth just fyi, the screenshot you used for the thumbnail on the latest Forge Features is not the TSG version of the map, that version is by a random user who just copied the map and made the lighting yellow 😥

[dull iron]

Hii happy friday

[late hearth]

Not yet.

[dull iron]

It is for me 😄

[late hearth]

We're coming.

[meager linden]

Good early morning people of Halo

[waxen rose]

Finally. A marathon player who knows what class and style is

[tawdry aspen]

guys my master chief helmet is almost done 🙂 🙂

[pallid flax]

I feel like playing Halo 5. Any good Forge maps you’d recommend?

[naive turret]

There was a couple of cool ones done for that Ghost in the Shell promotion but I couldn't tell you the names of them

[muted plinth]

Yo

[normal owl]

https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/04/23/we-are-xbox/

[waxen rose]

We are venom

The jokes write themselves atp

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-venom-extra-terrestrial-creature-symbiote-alter-ego-venom-gif-12368821

[pallid flax]

Are there any other maps available?

[naive turret]

For H5 there's tons

Every BTB map is a Forge map

[hexed geyser]

wait if Xbox is venom is Nintendo Spiderman?

[ancient totem]

Xbox is master chief. Duh

Halo is Microsofts baby. Why the freak would they pick anything else

[hexed geyser]

look at Nintendos main color & Xboxs 2nd color

[ancient totem]

My Xbox is white

[hexed geyser]

hint the color of the seires X

[ancient totem]

And my Playstation is black

[charred tangle]

Halooooooooooooooo

When’s the last time you guys thought about halo

When’s the last time you guys thought about the precursors

[ancient totem]

Everywhere I look and go . All I see is halo

[charred tangle]

Oh hell yeah

I love halo. I’m here as the resident halo fan that’s been playing since the OG halo 1 on the OG Xbox to tell you modern halo is awesome

Sorry for being super controversial lmfao 🥶

[waxen rose]

They’d probably pick cod over master chief to be their little xbox nepo baby mascot

[ancient totem]

No they wouldn't.

[waxen rose]

Idk man look at the adverts

[charred tangle]

Modern cod is so ahhh

[waxen rose]

True but they love it so much with all their heart

[charred tangle]

I don’t even get how 😭

[ancient totem]

If that was the case . They would let halo die already. Microsoft cares about halo on a spiritual level. Call of duty has no soul or meaningful lasting impact

[charred tangle]

I tried to play the new MW2 and it was so stuffed with micro transactions and sweat I just couldn’t get into it

[waxen rose]

‘Cares about halo on a spiritual level’ bro what halo is NOT a religion

Have you prayed to master chief today type beat 💔

[ancient totem]

Not religiously. But they care about the game.

[waxen rose]

You didnt have to say spiritually brotatochip
Got me thrown out of the loop

[charred tangle]

Yes MCC is unfortunately corrupted by sweats

[ancient totem]

Have you prayed to master chief lately ?

[charred tangle]

I can’t get back into it it’s too difficult

[viral dune]

I'm sorry

[waxen rose]

Its all icky’s fault

[charred tangle]

Lmfao

I’ve tried before but I’m a lot more casual so I get steamrolled

[ancient totem]

Thats right. You better change the convo.

[waxen rose]

My evil friend dareal likes to play halo with me because I'm low level on infinite because I have a job so I dont play the game just so he can get into lower-level lobbies

[ancient totem]

😈

[viral dune]

Same this is why I play with rev

[charred tangle]

I don’t get it I’m not a part of this banter

[viral dune]

(even though he's 1 tour below me)

[meager linden]

Censor the "job" for him or you gonna summon him

[charred tangle]

Who are these colorful characters I’m not aware of

[viral dune]

I am Icky Spartan

[waxen rose]

Tw// employment

[charred tangle]

Hi icky spartan I’m bipolar vagabond

[viral dune]

Hi bipolar vagabond I'm Icky Spartan

[charred tangle]

I like to pop in for 5 minutes and then leave

[waxen rose]

What's his name again?

[viral dune]

Icky Spartan

[charred tangle]

Lmfao

[viral dune]

I like hot orange juice and Poland and raw onions

[waxen rose]

I wish discord had a feature where is says every ones names above cute little pictures

[charred tangle]

That’s crazy specific hell yeah. I like cool stuff and fun stuff lowkey

[viral dune]

Brb

[charred tangle]

I’ll be here or not maybe couldn’t tell you

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ancient totem]

I talk about halo on war and order like im writing a book about it .

[viral dune]

Back

[ancient totem]

Just got done with it for the night. Explaining ascension from halo 2

And im not a good book writer

[charred tangle]

Welcome back friend

When I was like 12 I was a master halo lore figure in my friend circle

I realize now there’s so much I don’t know

[ancient totem]

Since I didn't have halo 3. I imagined that after halo 2. The elites shrieked themselves to the size of ants and lived on delta halo

I would imagine that all day . And they'd go on missions in a ant sized world

[waxen rose]

If you know so much about halo then name all 3 billion marines

[charred tangle]

Uhhhhh. Gerald, Johnson, fischburn, Steven

I think I did it

[waxen rose]

You forgot JOSH and DRAKE!!!!

[meager linden]

Chips Dubbo

[charred tangle]

NOOOOO

We love chips dubbo

[waxen rose]

Who has more luck than chief apparently

I want a stupid in character chips dubbo memoir he wrote himself but it's a physical thing I can buy
Kinda like daring doo

[charred tangle]

Chips dubbo is a close second to master chief

When I was a kid and played halo 3 and didn’t know anything about halo I thought it was so cool I could play as a “robot”

[meager linden]

The only one who close to Chief it's Fred

[charred tangle]

Now I know he’s a lucky robot

[naive turret]

Oh Freak btw while you're here

[waxen rose]

Fred and Chief have matching friendship bracelets

[naive turret]

Was about to turn in for the night but I found a legendary artifact while cleaning up earlier

[waxen rose]

Omg…

[ancient totem]

Marvin Mabuto

[waxen rose]

GRAAAH???

[naive turret]

I've had this for over 20 years lol