general-chat

[waxen rose]

You get the white ones obviously

[ancient totem]

Why is kisto so smart?

[obsidian wyvern]

u need the ones that can rub out colours

theres a different flavour to it trust

[misty marsh]

Kisto... Like kit fisto...

[waxen rose]

Pink is more “I will die of liver failure” and white is “life is worth living” for erasers

[hasty zinc]

paper just kinda wads up when you chew it and you can make it flat and it sticks to the underside of your teeth

[hasty ore]

Star Wars reference

My goat 🥹

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bBQs7.gif

[ancient totem]

I say the name im most comfortable spelling and whats convenient for me . Its kisto

[misty marsh]

Fisto might be a top 5 idk

[waxen rose]

I saw mandalorian troo chocolate milk today
I want to go home

[misty marsh]

Did you get it

[zinc elk]

no

[obsidian wyvern]

is it blue

[waxen rose]

Hell no

[obsidian wyvern]

failure on both sides

[ancient totem]

Forerunners be praised. Its the Arbiter

[waxen rose]

There was also baby Yoda milk

[misty marsh]

I'm disgustingly disappointed

[waxen rose]

It wasn't even green bro. Grind that child down into a beverage NOW!!!

[zinc elk]

😭

[coral yoke]

i really should read any of the conversation prior to this

[misty marsh]

This is a sonic boom reference

[ancient totem]

Bro . If there is no such thing as baby yoda. What is it actually ?

[waxen rose]

Master chief milk coming soon and it's an odd greenish color that might give you 63 terminal illnesses

[zinc elk]

☠️

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/milk-star-wars

[ancient totem]

Is he lactating in lore or something ?

[naive turret]

freak you made me post a TLJ gif

[waxen rose]

Son…

[hasty zinc]

alright

I think we hit a stopping point

[naive turret]

do you understand how many points you lose for that

[waxen rose]

Way to ruin it for everyone else 💔

[misty marsh]

Would you hate me if I told you that was my favourite main line star wars film

[waxen rose]

Im just a boy bats my little eyelashes

[naive turret]

I would sigh very loudly

[misty marsh]

😔😔

[cedar turret]

It's top five

[ocean geode]

This is for Halo, not Star Wars

[waxen rose]

Yeah, man

[coral yoke]

we're talking about halo wars

[waxen rose]

I HATE halo wars I will get it tattooed on my chest about how much I HATE halo wars

[ocean geode]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-tongue-annoyed-cute-gif-11254489846619080395

[hasty zinc]

this is general chat, for video games. Star Wars has video games. Checkmate

[misty marsh]

I don't like Adele like that srry

[ocean geode]

U call those games?

[naive turret]

My Episode 7 is Dark Force Rising

[coral yoke]

i did not understand whatever the hell i just said until it was too late

[waxen rose]

Halo wars will rot in a pit of despair

[vagrant kettle]

No this is the Star Wars server

[waxen rose]

I thought this server was for grilled cheese lovers??

[ocean geode]

Ok, out!

[misty marsh]

What is halo if not just wars amongst stars

[ocean geode]

Love grilled cheese, especially with bacon and hot sause

[coral yoke]

true!

[waxen rose]

This is some stupid thing miranda would say before dying

[vagrant kettle]

“To war”

[misty marsh]

I'll be sure to audition to play her in the next live action trust

[pulsar heron]

i haven't had a grilled cheese in ages why would you make me hungry like this

[hasty zinc]

at what point when adding something to a grilled cheese does it cease being a grilled cheese

[waxen rose]

I am doing a halo musical and ill cast you as miranda keyes I promise

[ocean geode]

When it no longer gouda

[hasty zinc]

is the act of toasting the bread in a certain way that will continue to make it a grilled cheese?

[misty marsh]

Fab ill warm up my operatic vocals for when I get spiked in the back

[coral yoke]

once the thing you add is a plasma grenade

[spice obsidian]

hi

[pulsar heron]

whenever cheese becomes the least significant ingredient. if its prominant but not primary then its still a grilled cheese (a la ham & cheese toastie)

[waxen rose]

The dramatic scream “nooooo!!!!” from Sgt Johnson as he cradles your dying body as you continue to sing even though youre supposed to be dying
Holy… peak…

[hasty zinc]

so theoretically you can keep adding stuff as long as there is more cheese than anything?

[pulsar heron]

that's my ideal grilled cheese

[spice obsidian]

cheese

[waxen rose]

Grill cheese with some lunch meat and then you dip it in soup 🤤

[spice obsidian]

mmmmm

[misty marsh]

Every layer of smth new needs to be accompanied with a layer of cheese to maintain the ratio

[regal stratus]

So?

[pulsar heron]

grilled lasagne

[misty marsh]

I'm gonna make Lin manuel miranda cry in a corner out of jealousy dw

[waxen rose]

Im an american
If there isnt 1 pound of cheese on any given meal I will NOT eat it

[regal stratus]

Peak idea

[misty marsh]

Throwback to the diagram where we now somehow equate a lasagna to a sandwich to a grilled cheese

[waxen rose]

Hotdog sandwhich??

[coral yoke]

damn then i am just the least american american out there ain't i

[obsidian wyvern]

u can finally send ur own diagram or u can keep having us do it

[unkempt vessel]

REMEMBER BEN PARKER THE MAN YOU KILLED IN COLD BLOOD

[misty marsh]

I CAN FINALLY SEND MY OWN DIAGRAM

[waxen rose]

I'll knight you dw

[misty marsh]

Except it's not necessary rn but when it's time comes I'll be ready

[ancient totem]

I put hot sauce on everything. Like burgers fish . Any savory dish

[waxen rose]

That's what my disgusting brother does

[misty marsh]

Me but with jalapeños

[waxen rose]

“Yeah ill put hotauce and ketchup on my mac n cheese” you need to be evicted

[ancient totem]

Lol

[misty marsh]

Mac n cheese sucks without hot sauce actually sorry

[ancient totem]

True

[pulsar heron]

im choosing to interpret "burgers fish" as a name for a meal rather than a list, akin to stargazey pie

[waxen rose]

Mac n cheese but an extra block of cheese added to it with some saurkraut🤤

[misty marsh]

I remember having mac n cheese in America for the first time and the it smelt so badly of puke I had to drench it in Sriracha to make sure it didn't go to waste

Kraft mac n cheese is a top 5 food trauma

[waxen rose]

I named my son fish burger dw also youre the godfather and he’s a goldfish

[ancient totem]

Yeah . When I get a burger. I load it with mayonnaise then cover it with hot sauce

[pulsar heron]

i love sauerkraut and macaroni cheese but this is a sin

[waxen rose]

I will eat sauerkraut straight out the container

[ancient totem]

I call it a bloody burger

[misty marsh]

Okay but mcdonalds filet o fish is such an underrated menu item

[waxen rose]

Isn't like the only ambiguously healthy option

[hasty ore]

So you’re just not telling the truth

[misty marsh]

Ong I swear I would choose a Mcdonald fish burger over all the rest of their burgers

[pulsar heron]

i literally did exactly that at christmas. bought a massive jar of polish sauerkraut and ended up being the only person to eat any of it. finished it in like five meals or something stupid like they

[misty marsh]

It doesn't taste like fish tbh but it's sm better than everything else

[jolly torrent]

alguien quiere jugar halo ce en mcc

[hasty ore]

Fish jst taste like chicken to me

[pulsar heron]

#lfg-español

[waxen rose]

Sometimes all a man needs is his dr pepper, sauerkraut, and some transformers

[naive turret]

I will say right

oh wait wrong chat

[waxen rose]

Thanks for agreeing with me

[misty marsh]

Point and laugh

[jolly torrent]

el chat spanish esta mas muerto

[misty marsh]

Revive it then gng

[ancient totem]

Bro . I will go chat there with you .

[waxen rose]

Maybe I should've taken a Spanish class instead of a German class

[jolly torrent]

The Spanish chat room is deader than ever.The Spanish chat room is deader than ever.

[misty marsh]

I did German too ohemgee

[ancient totem]

¡Vengo!

[waxen rose]

My german teacher hated me but lowk I was annoying

[jolly torrent]

?

[ancient totem]

Quiero que tu chat no esté muerto

[pulsar heron]

i wish i knew any spanish at all so i could talk with you without using translate, but unfortunately i don't.

sadly we are mostly an english speaking server. you can ask in the english language "lfg" chat rooms as well, but if nobody is around there's not much we can do.

[ancient totem]

Im using translator

[misty marsh]

I used to tape an octopus tentacle pen to my German teachers computer screen and it was such funny ragebait

[ancient totem]

Like I said before. Im good with the chat. Very savy

[waxen rose]

I dont need a translator
Just send me emojis like hieroglyphics and I will figure out what youre saying somehow

[thick furnace]

any halo fans here

[jolly torrent]

ahhh ok

[waxen rose]

Nah we hate halo here

[thick furnace]

🍍 🍎 🖊️

[misty marsh]

I'm an arbiter solo stan

[waxen rose]

Up ten points because I buried treasure in Finland and ill give you a big ol’ hug with 100% of my power. Understand?
Did I get it right

[misty marsh]

👭 🟰 🪄

[coral yoke]

aren't we all

[waxen rose]

Pineapple apple pen….

[waxen rose]

Let's do a magic trick, a duo act

[obsidian wyvern]

filet o fish is acc nice

[misty marsh]

Try again 🤬

[coral yoke]

i actually don't know a single soul who doesn't like arbiter lmao

[pulsar heron]

i only like to use translators to check when i type in languages i mostly already know. i dont consider myself bilingual or a polyglot at all - the only language i can vaguely write in other than english is french. japanese is a veeeeerry distant second place. anything else i can make an extremely hazardous guess while reading but i cant speak/write them at all

[waxen rose]

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

[misty marsh]

YEAHHHHH LETS GO

[pulsar heron]

i know this is meant to be friendship is magic but i read it as lesbians is magic

[waxen rose]

Lesbians.… ARE magic…

[misty marsh]

Dw as soon as i sent it and saw it fully I read it that way too

[pulsar heron]

i was just choosing the most random emojis from my recents honestly but i like this interpretation

[waxen rose]

I get all those “guess the Disney movie by the emojis” quizzes right heh

[misty marsh]

I challenge you to a duel

[waxen rose]

Wait is this why rainbowdash and applejack are married
Woaw….

[pulsar heron]

i would be so bad at that by virtue of i am not very well versed on disney

[thick furnace]

as a lesbian i can confirm

[misty marsh]

The secret seventh element of harmony

[naive turret]

I'm great until like...2013

[pulsar heron]

wait is that canon

[thick furnace]

we are magical and sacrificing fred halo for more power

[waxen rose]

Yes they're pony married

[misty marsh]

Wait is it actually canon

I know there's another canon lesbian couple too

[waxen rose]

Well it's implied in the comics and very last episode

[waxen rose]

Scootiloos aunties ARE gay horse married yeah

[pulsar heron]

thats actually super neat. good on them

[misty marsh]

What about the couple that had a proposal in an episode

[zinc bear]

lebian

[trim saddle]

What did I open my discord to.

[waxen rose]

Lyra and bonbon are married yes

[misty marsh]

I need to binge mlp again my memories are rusting

[faint mantle]

@pulsar heron did you see the KFC?

[zinc bear]

you opened it to peak

[pulsar heron]

the whuh ?

[waxen rose]

Wait is her name Lyra

It's the blue pony ykwim kitso

[misty marsh]

Yes

[faint mantle]

Kitso is already preparing a pilgrimage

[pulsar heron]

oh my god?

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/lyra-mlp-bon-mlp-wedding-mlp-proposal-my-little-pony-gif-17083970

[zinc bear]

firth bight oh hi god 😂

[vagrant kettle]

😭

What is going on

[trim saddle]

Ok.. MLP in my halo discord.. I'll be back in about an hour.

[waxen rose]

Life is worth living if even the ponies can find love

[misty marsh]

What's genuinely crazy is I had a conversation abt how KFC is my favourite fast food chain today and I had a conversation about how I needed more sanrio plushies

It's all coming together

[waxen rose]

Let whimsy into your aging heart

[trim saddle]

Ew no

[waxen rose]

He doesn't know about the real life master chief pony figurine someone made

[zinc bear]

bro hates fun

[trim saddle]

And my heart is probably healthier than yours currently.

[waxen rose]

The joy is fading

[misty marsh]

He doesn't know the peak fiction

[zinc bear]

huh?

[waxen rose]

Am I dying of heart issues in 3 days im so scared what curse did he just cast

[vagrant kettle]

He means lay off the kfc

[obsidian wyvern]

He doesn't know about the real life master chief my little pony figurine someone made

[pulsar heron]

hi dareal. what was this meant to be

[zinc bear]

idk bruh

[obsidian wyvern]

ok tbh i thought it said mlp so i had to add more to that sentence than i wanted

[waxen rose]

The real life mlp live stage show in Hong Kong

[pulsar heron]

been there before dareal

[zinc bear]

i was referencing a tiktok meme but i wouldve sounded corny if i did the entire bit so i just did that part

[trim saddle]

Anyway, have fun with.. whatever y'all are doing.

[misty marsh]

gurt: yo

[waxen rose]

Dark and mysterious…

[zinc bear]

ts so kevin

[pulsar heron]

to be fair i wouldnt have gotten that anyway 💔

[waxen rose]

What burger music are you listening to bart

[misty marsh]

Ong no cap no shade frfr

[vagrant kettle]

😔

[faint mantle]

I don't get the appeal of buying a drink literally called "Liquid Death"

[waxen rose]

Its literally just water bro

Go be like your ancestors before you, frolic in the flowers, find a little stream, and sip from it

[misty marsh]

Wasn't that so kids could feel tough

[coral yoke]

aw i missed a recon father sighting

[vagrant kettle]

It’s pretty good but way expensive

I bought one of their teas once and it was like 4 bucks

[pulsar heron]

i believe the edgy branding and beer-like presentation is the appeal. and "liquid death" itself being something to the effect of "haha its like water=life but edgier"

[faint mantle]

Wow, talk about marketing working

[pulsar heron]

i feel like i remember hearing something about it being created by someone who went sober but didnt want to look like a loser or something. that might not be right though

every day i grow closer to tearing windows 11 apart to find how/why windows is running updates when my laptop dies or is put into hibernation, so i can rip that part out

[waxen rose]

Tommy tuff knuckles loves liquid death 💔

[coral yoke]

what's in this, hydrochloric acid?

[misty marsh]

Remember to drink ur daily 2 litres of liquid death 🩷

[coral yoke]

i can only wish you the best of luck

windows is just a mess especially today

[vagrant kettle]

WE all love liquid death 🐺 💀 🥀

So tuff I killed the chat 😭

[waxen rose]

Your aura was so strong it scared everyone away, twinny

[crisp mirage]

Tung is in heaven now 😇

[ancient totem]

Aura farming in the Spanish chat

😇 👼 😇

[vagrant kettle]

RIP tung ✌️😭

[coral yoke]

who?

[zinc bear]

tung tung tung sahur
known as triple t

[ancient totem]

I cant find the Spanish chat .

[zinc bear]

#español

[crisp mirage]

A….hero

[silent sapphire]

An odst sequel with alpha Nine as Spartan 4s rescuing Virgil

[regal stratus]

Virgil?

Like, Devil May Cry Virgil?

[silent sapphire]

Lmao

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vergil-chair

[waxen rose]

Rip triple t shot dead at age triple t

[hasty zinc]

beautiful

[idle plume]

no

ODST sequel but it's a black ops style game with kilo 5

[misty schooner]

im playing reach doing all missions legendary i cleared the landing pad to be picked up by the falcon but the falcon isnt coming

is this a known glitch if so how do i fix it

is there like a console command to start next objective or smth

[hasty zinc]

no console commands

if it's bugged you have to restart

[waxen rose]

A large hammer will fix it

[hasty zinc]

a hammer of dawn maybe

[waxen rose]

Forward unto your xbox

[misty schooner]

dont have a console

[haughty wraith]

Anyone else hate modern warfare

Trying to beat mile high club on veteran in cod 4 is the worst experience in existence and this game is actual trash

[misty schooner]

not rlly

[signal wedge]

Cod movie coming out

[haughty wraith]

Cod needs to be cancelled already

Not a single good new game

[misty schooner]

i think halo is worse tbh cause guns have spread and not just recoil control patterns

[haughty wraith]

Bait

[misty schooner]

cod has learnable recoil so easier to hit headshots

[signal wedge]

Same director who directed like half of paramount shows

[haughty wraith]

Cod hasn't been good since ww2 in 2017

[haughty wraith]

okay so it is gonna be bad then

[misty schooner]

oh wait your on console, nvm any shooter is impossible for ya without aim assist

[signal wedge]

idk probably

[haughty wraith]

I intentionally turned off aim assist

Aim assist is for people that haven't played a game before

[signal wedge]

last good COD was advanced warfare

[misty schooner]

worst decision ever

[haughty wraith]

Only the zombies icl

[misty schooner]

controller needs aim assist or its impossible to fine control aim

[vagrant kettle]

That game is very fun

[haughty wraith]

or was that infinite warfare

which game had the horror movie zombies

[signal wedge]

infinite warfare was one where they fell off

[zinc bear]

Gears reference

[haughty wraith]

zombies was fun

spaceland is one of the best zombies maps in the franchise and you can't tell me otherwise

[ancient totem]

Put your hands behind your back. Ur under arrest

Lol . Jk

Im going back to Mexico

[signal wedge]

You're*

[ancient totem]

Ok amigo

Hes the Grammer police.

[waxen rose]

We called the wrong boys in blue

[ancient totem]

We need more red team

Red team doesn't do grammar well. Thats my theory.

Because red is bad

[waxen rose]

Red is bad is a stereotype. Yellow is bad because the color hurts my eyes

Also dareal’s yellow team is bad so...amen

[zinc bear]

🫩🤬

[waxen rose]

“Lets leave our heavy behind on a dying ship and not tell him💕”
They're LOSING their JOBS!!!

[ancient totem]

Back

[vagrant kettle]

*grammar

Boom roasted 🔥 🔥 🔥

[sand cobalt]

halo

[ancient totem]

Cansarse de esta charla.

[small mauve]

One final episode in spartan ops to do... episode 10

[ancient totem]

Lol. Bromas

[small mauve]

No?

[rustic python]

Hi guys

Does anyone know where I can get halo ghost of onyx audio book free with a trail in the uk?

Been looking for hours

[faint mantle]

Trial you mean? Audible, maybe?

[hexed geyser]

Multiple people are typing...

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo
(I hope that I didn't get any warnings because I forgot to turn off my phone and I could type something)

[velvet abyss]

Ggr

[atomic shell]

Heya chat!

[main sierra]

Bruh

I’m back guys your favorite compton39!!!

[rare cedar]

Do your parents call you Compton39?

[waxen rose]

When he came into this world his mother gave him a big smile and said “there’s my little Compton.…39.”

[fickle drift]

hi

[faint mantle]

Hol up, you're telling me the cat's name is not Kitty?!

[waxen rose]

The cartoon is called hello kitty but her friends call her kitty

Kitty White wowza we share a last name ig

[main sierra]

Yes

[chilly summit]

of war 2 5: guardians evolved & knuckles

[waxen rose]

What is unc saying atp

[chilly summit]

idk

ignore me

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hybrid hedge]

I just got banned from MCC multiplayer till tomorrow because I accidentally left the game and it wouldnt let me rejoin

it told me to rejoin or I might be banned, then it never worked when I pressed rejoin

that is complete bs

and wtf is the point of banning someone for leaving a social game

[chilly summit]

nearly just died from a steak bake

[zinc bear]

Brit can’t handle a lil steak 😂😂

[atomic shell]

Mark! Look I made a steak.

[zinc bear]

Is this referencing midvincible

[atomic shell]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-steak-mark-omni-man-gif-13811417561747005942

Bro you calling it mid?

[zinc bear]

Yeah

What you gonna do about it? Exactly. This is why I’m the boss around here.
Welcome to the halo server, punk.

[atomic shell]

Well I mean not like you’ve had anything good for the last 10 years so I guess this ain’t surprising

[zinc bear]

Halo 5 is better than midvincible

[atomic shell]

That is…….. an opinion

[chilly summit]

it is true i can only handle unseasoned chicken 🥀

[hybrid hedge]

wtf is invincible even about

[atomic shell]

You’d know if you’d watch the show

[leaden cairn]

some guy who's invincible or smmth

[zinc bear]

Yeah, we have ‘em here.
Welcome to the Halo server.
Rule 1. There are no rules. This is a city of chaos and rebellious actions.

[chilly summit]

it's in the title broneminem

[zinc bear]

Buns animation followed buns writing

[chilly summit]

(until you say an ever so slightly bad word)

[atomic shell]

I acknowledge your opinion as just an opinion

[meager linden]

Hi Dareal, Boat👋

[chilly summit]

that's the line we draw here guys,no cusswords

[zinc bear]

Darealboat

[leaden cairn]

hello person wade

[atomic shell]

Question then. What’s the best super hero show?

[chilly summit]

fusion

[chilly summit]

hi wade 👋

[zinc bear]

I don’t watch many, I’ll have to think…

[chilly summit]

idk

[atomic shell]

Best super hero movie?

[meager linden]

👋

[zinc bear]

Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/pixar-disney-hoppers-lizard-wave-gif-15184704642520455338

[chilly summit]

fourward

halo 4: fourward unto dawn 4

[zinc bear]

In all seriousness though, I would have to say Superman (2025). That movie was really amazing.
I’m not big into superheroes tbh

[chilly summit]

is batman technically even a superhero

[zinc bear]

But I can still understand when a plot is bad
Which is why I don’t like most modern superhero movies

[zinc bear]

He is yeah

[chilly summit]

the last one i watched was the batman

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-batman-robert-pattinson-the-batman-here-i-come-gif-23486260

this scene was so cool

[zinc bear]

The Batman was really good

The riddler was my favorite in the movie

[chilly summit]

everyone was hating on his batmobile i thought it went so hard

[zinc bear]

Though I do like the riddlers whimsical and silly look, I really enjoyed the serious take they did in the Batman.

[chilly summit]

fr

[atomic shell]

I got one. Logan

[zinc bear]

Robert Pattinson is also a great actor

[atomic shell]

You gotta watch Logan it’s amazing

[zinc bear]

Eh.. looks like a crappy action movie tbh

[atomic shell]

Have you watched it?

[zinc bear]

Wolverine is pretty cool though. I might check it out

I’m not super into marvel and stuff but I like the older stories

[leaden cairn]

i have debates coming up for school and my group is on "superman is a better hero than batman" my team is pro-batman

anyways goodnight yall

[chilly summit]

get the W bro

[faint mantle]

Batman is the most dangerous human on Earth

[chilly summit]

superman lowkey probably is tbh but it doesn't matter because batman has aura while he fails and gets laughed at by a literal clown

[faint mantle]

Superman

[leaden cairn]

batman actually has a stupid amount of evidence behind him

[faint mantle]

Batman did a Master Chief and crashed to the Earth from atmosphere

An unaugmented human in basic armor

[chilly summit]

do you think him and joker are lowkey best friends

[faint mantle]

It can get summarized to this:
https://youtube.com/shorts/rhfu9M9LNYE

Now I sleep, because if I start talking about comics I won't stop

And wade is around, it's an indicator that I am way past bedtime

[chilly summit]

goodnight merty

[violet cove]

In terms of?

[echo coral]

GOOD MORNING VIETNAMMM

[warm notch]

need one more for halo, 4 player achievements

[simple wave]

Dang, was farming trying to get the Blockhead in Borderlands 2, no luck tonight

so imma continue that farm today

[waxen sedge]

@chilly summit, I'm back!

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[wise pecan]

Wsg chat

[hushed tartan]

Is anyone able to get 4 people loaded up on their Xbox so we can get a ffa headhunter started

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[agile pumice]

can i say the m word here

[echo coral]

Muffin

[agile pumice]

rhymes with micro+slop

[echo coral]

Muffins

[agile pumice]

buffins

[echo coral]

Boot

[agile pumice]

break

[echo coral]

Boot..

Bootu

[agile pumice]

i havw 300 hrs on dcs

[echo coral]

Whuat teh cuack

[zinc carbon]

Anyone wanna play Infinite's campaign?

Oops

[echo coral]

I play mutliplayer on Infinite

[zinc carbon]

Wrong chat

[zinc carbon]

But I'd be done :)

[modest escarp]

WHY CANT I EVER PLAY MCC ONLINE

[candid tusk]

Could be all sorts of reasons. #1075989764026675210 might be a useful place to post in if you can make a longer post about what exactly you're experiencing.

[hexed geyser]

guys i think splatoon raiders will be the splatoon equivalent of ODST

[candid tusk]

Tell me more.

[chilly summit]

Splatoon 3: ODST

[hexed geyser]

they have no pvp

they both released after their 3 games

[candid tusk]

That's a pretty solid equivalence.

Will there be a PVE Wave Defense mode? lol

[hexed geyser]

im not sure

[olive rivet]

What do you guys think of a halo battle Royale good idea bad idea do you think I’ll actually do one though

[jade gust]

I think Halo's chance to hop on the Battle Royale trend was years ago now and that doing one now would feel very out of touch with what the franchise needs right now, especially when everything Halo could bring to a Battle Royale has been done already by all the others out there

And that's excluding my own personal lack of interest in playing Battle Royale games

[olive rivet]

I don’t disagree. I had just thought of the idea that that might be something they could do. Because I’ve been thinking a lot about how you can get halo infinite multiplayer for free, but you have to pay for the Halo infinite campaign, and I was thinking if they just released the battle Royale, you wouldn’t have to have the multiplayer for the next game be free you could just have them have to pay for the whole thing.

[jade gust]

I don't think a lack of Battle Royale is why they made the multiplayer free, I think they made it free to lower the barrier to entry for new players

[naive turret]

The idea I guess being that if the BR was it's own independent thing they'd have a 'f2p' product that would mean the usual MP suite would be folded into the paid product...I guess

I don't really see how that helps, is it born from that old idea that if MP was part of a single package that it woulnd't be mtx ridden?

[olive rivet]

Yea you are right I was just thinking about they never made a battle Royale and I thought one would be good obviously not now because that era is kind of shifted but when they were making halo five, I think that’s when they should’ve made a battle Royale and they didn’t and they missed out on an opportunity to gain a bunch more players.

[obsidian wyvern]

halo extraction shooter time yeah

[naive turret]

you would

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't even like extraction shooters lol

I love the concept, I've tried a few and marathons the only one that's hit

I probably wouldn't like a halo one

[hasty zinc]

just play windrose ez

[trim saddle]

I like games that have the extraction shooter as a playlist but it's not their main focus for the game.

A variety of ways to play the game is the best way to go IMO

[candid tusk]

How many games is that?

[trim saddle]

I believe there's one that I'm playing that's like that, Delta Force.

Doesn't battlefield and cod to that as well?

[hasty zinc]

you extract from locations in Halo multiple times throughout the franchise, therefore Halo is an extraction shooter

https://tenor.com/bZUpK.gif

[obsidian wyvern]

battlefield has an extraction shooter?

[trim saddle]

[trim saddle]

I thought they had a playlist for it, or am I thinking of something else.

[obsidian wyvern]

they have a battle royale, I missed the extraction shooter if they have one

redsec was interesting

[candid tusk]

COD Warzone was the only one that came to mind for me.

[naive turret]

The distinctions get a bit muddy to me

[hasty zinc]

do limited time extraction-esque modes count? If so then PUBG

although they do have a full extraction game coming

also that's a weird word

extraction

extraction

[obsidian wyvern]

to me, a br is where you lose your loot after the match ends, regardless of whether you win

with an extraction shooter, you're tryna retain all the goods you've got in the match by exfilling

[candid tusk]

The only extraction game I'd play is dental surgeon simulator.

[candid tusk]

That is the exact distinction.

[hasty zinc]

if the dentist's name isn't Crentist, I dont want any part of it

[obsidian wyvern]

what about operation

[naive turret]

Ahh right that makes sense

[candid tusk]

Sorry to disappoint here, but I have in fact not gotten into The Office.

[hasty zinc]

how did you know it was the office

[candid tusk]

Google.

It's a helpful tool around here. lol

[hasty zinc]

I'm just goofin

new boot goofin

(did you just google new boot goofin?)

[candid tusk]

That I did not. lol

[hasty zinc]

you should

[hasty zinc]

genuine ostrich

3 payments

[candid tusk]

Ahh jeez. Reno.

I need to get a remote job where I can watch through the backlog in the background. This in office stuff sucks.

[hasty zinc]

I can only background watch shows I've already seen

[candid tusk]

Honestly, that's probably fair. Anything new you would be too distracted by work to take it in or sucked away from work.

[obsidian wyvern]

I need subtitles to watch anything so I can't work at the same time

that was a struggle to form lol

[candid tusk]

Yeeeeah. Audio leveling is wild these days.

[trim saddle]

Audino leveling is ez tho

[hasty zinc]

ez, but pointless

[candid tusk]

Like, I don't understand Netflix allegedly being all "you have to repeat the plot three times for people on their phones." but then the audio is still unintelligible.

[jade gust]

If you think about it, Deathloop falls under the Extraction Shooter banner. You go in, grab gear and loot from the places you explore or people you kill and extract. Or, failing that, you die. It's just not got you going up against multiple teams of other players

[jade gust]

I have heard Stranger Things season 5 does that a whole bunch

[naive turret]

It's so you turn the volume way up for the conversations, and then your speakers get blown out from the next action scene being balanced like ten decibels higher

[trim saddle]

Did I just see a server invite get auto blipped? 🤣

[candid tusk]

Every episode had a tiringly long recap session.

[naive turret]

The best part is when the plans make no sense and contradict prior seasons mechanics 😄

[trim saddle]

Gotta mix things up or ppl will get bored.

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/uEmm.gif

[candid tusk]

Stranger Things ran on pure vibes and rule of cool over any plot logic. Really should have been a seasonal anthology deal like they originally planned, like AHS.

[naive turret]

At least then if they wanted to write the same character arc for a third time they could do it with a different person

[candid tusk]

They could. Different circumstances, different character relationship maps, it'd work.

[forest lagoon]

Copying anime style episodes with the recaps and flash backs

[candid tusk]

The worst. I can understand it with the terrible anime studio crunch time to fill the season's run time, but I still hate them every time.

[meager linden]

@obsidian wyvern I just did another AC6 challenge lol
Only missiles

[candid tusk]

Wade, you're built different.

[naive turret]

Only missiles huh, the Itano Circus.

[feral yew]

I used to think it was pointless to do the big recaps and seeing them repeat so much but then I go on twitter and see people asking questions for a show that were very blatantly answered. those posts are going viral and everyone gets angry that they didnt explain something they definitely explained and I feel like Im losing my marbles

[obsidian wyvern]

its funny you went from a pretty hard challenge to a way easier challenge lol

u gotta do a no hit run

[meager linden]

This was hard actually because of Iguazu
He's too fast for missiles

[digital garden]

im loving halo two except for one part.
The Arbiter missions are kinda annoying because they pretty much force a hard change in playstyle.

[naive turret]

mmm not really, you get Carbines pretty frequently no?

Or for one thing you can cloak to hide which is a nice crutch Chief doesn't have

[olive rivet]

They do have a battle Royale and I’ve never heard of it and must’ve missed it because I didn’t think they did

[naive turret]

They pushed Redsec pretty hard tbf, moreso than their last two

[meager linden]

I guess I'm done with AC6
Peak actually(even playing it for almost one year)

I still have to play the Infinite deathless challenge

[meager linden]

Just have fun, nothing more

[digital garden]

didnt Halo once try to have a BR?

[meager linden]

(btw, I still used the Rusty AC build, but was optimised for every fight)

[analog knot]

I remember there being a gamemode like this, last spartan standing maybe?

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

[jade gust]

Aye, but it wasn't a proper BR mode in the sense that it was played on repurposed BTB maps opposed to dedicated maps for the mode and it let you respawn a few times (Unless I'm forgetting something)

[meager linden]

https://youtu.be/sckxhX_HIIo?si=7Ss2xXTUZzC6QEN9

[meager linden]

I will buy this, 100%

[viral dune]

WHAT

I'm so buying this warbond

[faint mantle]

No you're icky spartan

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-imperial-guard-chaos-space-marine-punch-gif-2265809905071917442

[muted rose]

There’s a reason Netflix is doing their dumb “chore” shows thing

Yeah I turn on tv while I fold my laundry, don’t treat me like an idiot for doing so

[pliant hatch]

still remember people saying it needs a br cause that was the in thing at the time.

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[charred tangle]

Hello friends

[thick furnace]

halo resurgence 💔

[lilac walrus]

Good morning people of halo

[pliant hatch]

game pass ultimate getting 7 bucks cheaper.

[chilly summit]

what's the catch?

[pliant hatch]

Nothing. Just said it was too expensive.

[viral dune]

The catch is that there's still no free hot oj included

[pliant hatch]

I guess no cod would be it

[chilly summit]

was expecting ads or something tbh

[pliant hatch]

https://fxtwitter.com/asha_shar/status/2046619416427950442

Asha (@asha_shar)

Game Pass Ultimate has become too expensive for too many players. Starting today, we’re dropping the price from $29.99 to $22.99/month.
︀︀Future Call of Duty titles will no longer join Game Pass Ultimate on day one. They will join this tier the following holiday after launch (about a year later). Current Call of Duty titles will remain available to Ultimate subscribers.
︀︀We’ll keep learning and evolving Game Pass to better match what matters to players.
︀︀xbx.lv/4cWO9hR

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FxTwitter · Apr 21, 2026, 3:57 PM

[chilly summit]

works for me i don't play cod lol

[ancient totem]

Hey

[chilly summit]

Asha seems to be doing a good job so far tbh

[pliant hatch]

PC game pass is dropping 3 dollars.

[chilly summit]

hell yeah

[steady jolt]

https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/04/21/xbox-game-pass-update

[feral yew]

I know a lot of people were skeptical of her, but I knew as soon as she put valheim in her top 3 games that she's the real deal

[thick furnace]

if current cods went away id be so mad brah

[muted rose]

What is her top 3 games?

[chilly summit]

didn't she say infinite was one of her all time favourites 😭

[feral yew]

It was like Halo, Valheim, and Goldeneye

[muted rose]

Maybe but there’s worse games

Not a good choice but not the worst

[muted rose]

Boomer shooter fan I see

[chilly summit]

ball knower?

[feral yew]

People argue up and down that it feels too safe or whatever and honestly I think you'll see whatever you want to see but Valheim on that list is so real. Valheim rocks so hard and is still fairly niche IMO

[muted rose]

Sometimes safe is good

She ever play quake?

[thick furnace]

could be worse
could be reach

[candid tusk]

Valheim has some interesting design decisions. It definitely belongs in the niche it's in, but it could have been a whole lot more welcoming.

[muted rose]

She should bring quake and unreal tournament back

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-the-dark-ages-doom-true-launch-the-true-doom-launch-the-true-gif-17039720600748597696

[chilly summit]

I've been starving for a new quake bruh

[feral yew]

Idk. The account she has publicly available probably was made just for her position. I assume she has an actual account somewhere. People digging into her achievements and stuff are wasting their time

[muted rose]

A casual gamer ceo is better than any business ceo

The worst ceo who plays games is a thousand times better than the best who doesn’t

[thick furnace]

if they're taking cod off gamepass i hope they at least fix how buggy it is rn with free stuff on cod

[meager linden]

Btw...
Always wanted to ask, but unsure this against server rules

[feral yew]

I definitely would like to think so! So far so good

[thick furnace]

like on cod u cant even invite people to ur game without gamepass

its so buggy

[muted rose]

That doesn’t sound accidental

A bug is unintentional

[feral yew]

Wdym by more welcoming? Its pretty laid back compared to a lot of survival games Ive played personally. I can never really get into the ones with all the intense weather mechanics and stuff so I'm very interested in understanding what I might be missing

[thick furnace]

its probably because cod games are all in one big game now idk

but whenever i try playing warzone with friends they cant invite me because they dont have gamepass so itll think theyre playing a paid game

having to pay to play online is still really dumb

[muted rose]

I like how fnv has to be online since it’s the digital edition on my series x

And Elden ring doesn’t

[candid tusk]

Later boss fights and regions past the meadows and black forest are really not fun to play in. Neither is harvesting what should be a reasonable amount of iron, only to have to mine up 64x that much to have a decent set of gear for one person. Multiplayer play is really bad due to the distance from friends based difficulty modifiers on everything. The last boss is practically impossible if you have a group of five there once any unit cohesion is broken. Easier to kill the bosses solo than with a team all with maxed gear because of how the difficulty scales.

Values can be tweaked and mods can be added, which helps, but the vanilla vision is bonkers.

[feral yew]

Yknow, I agree with all of this. I relied on a lot of duplicating glitches for iron because it was such a slog to go through all the crypts. Plains was enjoyable aside from mosquitos and then the mistlands I feel like I've gone as far as I can go. I play with 2 maybe 3 people and idk how Im going to make it to the ashlands or deep north. I always have the portals turned to casual mode too 💀

[dusty yew]

Why are the only campaigns that are crossplay for the mcc halo 3 and ODST

[naive turret]

No official reason we know of

[thick furnace]

i thought it was just ce

[naive turret]

CE doesn't have crossplay for Campaign

[dusty yew]

Google said it was odst and halo 3

[obsidian wyvern]

if there was one more thing i could ask of from mcc, itd be crossplay for the last 4 games

[naive turret]

It was an old post but I remember one of the MCC team saying it'd take six months to a year per game to rework the netcode and make them Crossplay compatible

[thick furnace]

i got evil google or sum then whenever i looked it up it said ce lol

[dusty yew]

Would be cool

[candid tusk]

The ashlands stone portals made our experience so much nicer once we unlocked them. But you of course literally have to storm what's basically Normandy to get them. Which was cool, but yeah... Difficulty spikes are real, and they're not very fair feeling at a lot of points. Lose your gear somewhere exploring, like the Mist Lands, and you don't have a backup set? Sucks to suck, you've just lost a good dozen hours farming or more.

[naive turret]

This was before they added it for H3 and ODST I'm pretty sure

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

[dusty yew]

I’m only bringing it up because my girlfriend got mcc recently because she loved the infinite campaign but she plays pc I okay console

[naive turret]

If I had to guess, they had a shortcut for those two via the work they did on ODST's Firefight

[pulsar heron]

yup. my entirely unofficial belief is that only 3 and ODST got it was because they were working on firefight

[thick furnace]

if only the multi billionaires hired more people

[naive turret]

And then support for features like that were stopped because they had to focus on other titles

[candid tusk]

Eh, sometimes it's not about hiring more people, just the right ones.

[dusty yew]

They should hire ME

I’ll add the crossplay for y’all 🙏

[candid tusk]

Put in an application and move to the west coast US.

[naive turret]

You're implying that adding that is at all within the goals and desires of HS

CEV is on the table rn, and whatever other unnanounced thing that's hopefully MP and good

We ain't in the porting MCC to PS5 / Switch 2 timeline

[candid tusk]

Halo Studios goals should be to make the best Halo experiences possible, and cross play is obviously part of that. They should also upscale Halo 2 Vista in 8K for legacy fans.

[dusty yew]

I don’t think they will do that

[naive turret]

They should imo

[thick furnace]

again, multi billionaire

[white plank]

Hey kings and queens

[dusty yew]

Only to new halo titles

[candid tusk]

That's why we're not in that timeline.

[naive turret]

Financial justification for more support via two new markets and it'd mean Playstation users can get the actual CE along with all the others.

CEV is major motivation to not do that.

[candid tusk]

It's Gears Reloaded-ed all over again. 😭

[white plank]

How are we

[naive turret]

weeeee

[feral yew]

Have you played since they added bears? Its so much harder to traverse the black forest as a new player because these supposedly rare bears are more common than trolls and the 1☆ variants are the size of a lox😭 I forgot I also cheesed the dvergr camps by ramming carts into their wards to steal their essential items. I think losing player skills upon death is pretty harsh as well

[dusty yew]

Good how bout you

[thick furnace]

instead we get slop 🔥

[naive turret]

Saw a pretty gnarly bear last night

[thick furnace]

more lame infinite skins and another halo ce

[white plank]

Awful

[dusty yew]

How come

[white plank]

Even worse now I’ve got a strike

[dusty yew]

Infinite has so much potential

[candid tusk]

The bears are wild. My group finished our run and hung up our capes about a month after bears came out. Which, with Ashlands tier gear, they're not bad, but yeah I can't imagine having a good time against them coming out of the meadows.

[white plank]

Body stuff yk

[charred tangle]

I love how many maps it has. I haven’t played it in a while though

[dusty yew]

Ohh I see

[charred tangle]

I was never that great with the skilled power weapons

[white plank]

And I got striked for profanity

[dusty yew]

You can’t swear here?

[white plank]

Nope

[candid tusk]

Which ones? Only two that take any skill (and functional networking) that I can think of are the sniper and the big spike thing that I never pick up because I can't hit anything with it unless they're motionless.

[charred tangle]

Oh yeah the spike sniper and the forerunner ball explosive weapon

[white plank]

I’m decent with the DMR

[charred tangle]

More so the second one. Plus the one human rifle with no scope. The bandit. I really suck with that

[candid tusk]

Forerunner ball explosive??? I'm so rusty on Infinite, what is this?

[thick furnace]

probably too late now tho

[charred tangle]

Lmfao I forget what it’s called but it like shoots projectiles that explode and you can either track it or make it bounce off walls

[candid tusk]

Cinder shot.

[charred tangle]

Yep yep

[dusty yew]

The fuel rod spanker?

[thick furnace]

i think infinite might be worse than reach 💔

[dusty yew]

Woah mate

[charred tangle]

Nah infinite is cool halo reach is really old

[dusty yew]

Reach is amazing

[white plank]

Dyshoria to put into terms

[charred tangle]

No but that one’s fun. It’s really goofy

[thick furnace]

idk about that brah

story felt super rushed and some characters felt really lame

then there was bloom and fall damage

[analog knot]

In a popularity contest Reach wins 🦎

[thick furnace]

hype and aura moments the game

[charred tangle]

I get why it was good for the time and why people still love it now that’s fine, it definitely shows its age though and I think we’ve come a long way since then

I personally also thought the campaign was kind of eh but that’s my opinion. I didn’t like how like not much happened story wise besides the first and last mission

[thick furnace]

so many halo fans are blinded by nostalgia like crazy

i remember locke got so much hate when he was literally just a better six

[charred tangle]

I think there’s a ton to love about the new games even if they have their flaws. I think people just need to be more willing to give the new stuff a chance honestly

[dusty yew]

Bloom and fall damage always been in halo

[zinc bear]

Him and six are in the same boat tbh

[analog knot]

People are right to reject a product if it doesnt match the market. Gotta fix the product!

[zinc bear]

Badass ONI assassin with really nothing to their character

[charred tangle]

It’s also kind of like how they removed all the arbiter missions from halo 3 after the community freaked out when he was in halo 2, but then like changed their minds later

[zinc bear]

This is why listening to the community is a bad choice sometimes

[analog knot]

Or change the market. But one of those is easier

[chilly summit]

being mad about arbiter levels is crazy the halo cycle really is real

[charred tangle]

I mean all their games from 4 onward sold better than the Bungie ones I think it’s just the vocal minority that gives it that reputation

[candid tusk]

Halo Infinite not having third person emotes and a battle royale really killed it. 😔

[charred tangle]

Yeah lol I stay off YouTube it’s kinda toxic for that

[candid tusk]

Good idea, keep on it.

[zinc bear]

Rule 1: do not read the comments on halo posts

[charred tangle]

😭

[zinc bear]

This is why it sucks having some of the most popular halo YouTubers also be halo doomers and hate on everything

[charred tangle]

Halo kind of reminds me of the og dark souls days. Right around when 3 came out it was so toxic

I remember people with full confidence saying the crusty ahh ds1 looked better than ds2 because the whole community was in a gaslighting echo chamber

[charred tangle]

It’s highkey frustrating

That’s why I like to be optimistic because like it really isn’t as bad as people act like it is

[chilly summit]

halo youtubers when something good happens to the franchise but they need to whine and create controversy so they can keep getting views

[zinc bear]

Yeah but if you ignore that side of the fandom, there are more chill and positive fans than the negative ones.

[charred tangle]

No for real. I mean that’s why all their games still sell so well it’s just a really negative vocal minority

[chilly summit]

true

[zinc bear]

Like when late night gaming made multiple 20 minute videos saying “campaign evolved needs work..” when he’s really just hating on a tech demo

Like yeah of course it needs work it’s a demo

[chilly summit]

there's alot more people who aren't tapped into the internet like that than we think

[charred tangle]

Mhm mhm

I’m all for making it normal to be excited about the remake

[zinc bear]

Such as me who wasn’t tapped into the halo fandom up until now lmao

[charred tangle]

When I was a kid and they did the remaster I like bounced around my room freaking out because I was so excited. That’s basically how it feels now it looks so good

[chilly summit]

demon?
https://giphy.com/gifs/xbox-gaming-xbox-series-x-poweryourdreams-W05iUdqyFujrRFgnn1

[zinc bear]

Fans are allowed to have their own opinion on the games but I feel like ruining other fans fun just cause they’re excited for a game they like is a little much

[zinc bear]

Demo 😭😭 damn auto correct

[charred tangle]

100%. That’s why I think it’s really important to be level headed about it even if you don’t like it. Not like spread misery or whatever because it’s not exactly what you think it should be

[analog knot]

My root metric isn’t sales. I prefer a healthy playerbase / concurrent users. To each their own. It’s undeniable that they make a solid ROI but as a player I’m not as concerned with that for obvious reasons.

[meager linden]

@zinc bear You gonna play Helldivers today?

[analog knot]

Infinite may have been profitable but when I commit to play a game long term I don’t want it to lose 99% of players within a couple of years. But I’ll accept being a minority there

[zinc bear]

Maybe
I’ll let you know if I’m on

[charred tangle]

I think infinite really just struggled with post release content which is why the player base dropped off. Microsoft gutted the team after release so they could barely make any new stuff

And sales are still really important anyway because they show general interest so like I think it’s not worth looking past

[analog knot]

Yeah Microsoft said do not have slayer at launch, kind of messed up of them

You’re right that sales indicate interest but concurrent players are also an important indicator that we shouldn’t ignore.

[chilly summit]

they also said to make sure big team battle doesn't work for the first few months too i remember that

[charred tangle]

Yeah it’s honestly pretty sad. But that’s why I’m happy at least nowadays the multiplayer is so nice

I think if Microsoft would just give the team more consistent breathing room it’d be better for everyone. Hopefully that’s what they’re doing for the remake

[chilly summit]

the remake isn't a day 1 purchase for me tbh

[dusty yew]

It’s releasing without a multiplayer I doubt they are

[chilly summit]

I think we'll see something for multiplayer a little while after

thre are multiple projects in development afterall

[charred tangle]

Idk if my last message sent my wifi cut out. It kinda sucks there’s no multiplayer but hopefully that’s means since halo 7 is gonna have it it’ll have all the bells and whistles people want

[dusty yew]

I hope so

(Bring back assignations)

[charred tangle]

And I know part of the reason they wanna cut it is so they can have it out for the anniversary. Also like at least it means it’ll come out faster and they can move on to halo 7, and it won’t be another year+

[dusty yew]

(And our legs)

[charred tangle]

Lmao I’d like blood to be back from now on too that’d be nice

[naive turret]

Wasn't the visible leg thing an fov issue

obligatory 'blood is in Infinite' with a loud sigh

[dusty yew]

No it’s just not in infinite

[naive turret]

And there's plenty in CEV too so

[charred tangle]

Mhm I’m looking forward to that

Very excited more so to see the flood again

[dusty yew]

I’m not

[naive turret]

yay the one-note 'eat everything' bad guys who have never been fun to fight are back

[dusty yew]

Hate facing the flood

[charred tangle]

They’re adding pure forms to hopefully spice up gameplay. Their lore is actually really cool too it’s pretty deep

[dusty yew]

I do

Just that the flood is annoying

[naive turret]

Yeah and say in RE there's people behind the viruses and mold outbreaks that have motivations, world views, etc.
The Flood literally are 'we will eat everything and make it like us'

[charred tangle]

They eat everything because they’re filled with billions year old hate and rage from the genocide faced by their ancestors

[naive turret]

And we have dealt with them already. You can't provide them a new motivation.

[charred tangle]

You should look into all the forerunner lore it’s really cool

[naive turret]

It's just 'oh here's the Flood again guess the plot is about them now'

[dusty yew]

Well I’m pretty sure there would be big backlash from the community if the flood wasn’t in halo cev

[naive turret]

Oh I'm not saying they shouldn't be in CEV

I'm saying CEV shouldn't exist

But that's a personal thing

[dusty yew]

Ohh yeah

[charred tangle]

I get why in the og games people didn’t like them as much. They weren’t the best polish wise. That’s why I’m hoping the remake fixes a lot of that lol

[dusty yew]

Feel the same they already have a ce remaster in mcc

Would rather a new halo title than a remake

[charred tangle]

I would absolutely love a halo 2 remake. That game really needs it imo lol

[naive turret]

H2:A exists unless you mean a remake.

[charred tangle]

Yeah my bad lol

[naive turret]

In which case that's even more time and resources on not a new game.

[dusty yew]

Would’ve been cool in the anniversary edition that some guns were remade instead of just being reach modles

Like the battle rifle

[naive turret]

Reach didn't have a Battle Rifle I'm confused

[dusty yew]

No I’m using that as an example

Of how that got a design to fit the graphics but the sniper and rocket launcher just uses the reach models

[naive turret]

It'd have been nice if CE:A looked like an updated CE instead of a Reach filter yeah

And if the terrain mapping was consistent

[thorny geode]

yo i use to play halo back when i was a kid, and im tryna get into it now. what game should i buy/start with ?

[dusty yew]

Mcc

[meager linden]

And play in release order

[thorny geode]

so uhh idk what that is

[meager linden]

Master Chief Collection

[gleaming saddle]

Master chief collection

[thorny geode]

ohh alr

[obsidian wyvern]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/976730/Halo_The_Master_Chief_Collection/

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[thorny geode]

tysm

[dusty yew]

Master chief collection has the halos up to halo 4

[lilac walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-meme-anger-mad-thragg-gif-6417141235193562233

[thorny geode]

OOooOoo

[lilac walrus]

9.99$

THAT A STEAL

[meager linden]

It's on sale, pretty fair price

[lilac walrus]

I bought it on Xbox for like 45$

[thorny geode]

oof

[meager linden]

So buying expensive PC parts, it's not a steal, but cheap games on sale, it's a steal

[lilac walrus]

Wait no 15$ I think

[dusty yew]

I got it on gamepass

[lilac walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/kinger-the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-crazy-normal-gif-9229061266949666653

[naive turret]

It depends how savvy you are on the PC end.

Not having to pay for online play and much deeper sales add up.

Just depends what, how and where you play.

[thick furnace]

until like halo 3 or 4 yeah

[candid tusk]

I appreciate the free to play games being free to play online as well at least.

[waxen rose]

Lowk hate locke after he blew up….
Yeah

[meager linden]

Hi master freak

[faint mantle]

I put a whiteboard next to my desk to use it for work and stuff

I'm still working on the "difficulty" metric

Today I'm using Halo difficulty icons 😁

[meager linden]

[jade gust]

What is "animation focused" even supposed to mean? Are you saying the fact they have animations are annoying?

[naive turret]

Good faith interpretation, Prometheans had a focus on flashy animations over being fun to fight

So like being locked out of damaging them because of the teleport

[candid tusk]

That's how I'd read that, yeah.

Style over substance, which, yeah I'd agree with. Really disliked the Halo 4 enemies in general.

Then again, I dislike Halo 4 as a package for the most part.

[jade gust]

I see

[naive turret]

It's the combo of them having regenerating shields and teleporting that gets me

So they can negate most of your progress damaging them. Which is exacerbated by the ammo problem.

[jade gust]

Oh yeah, Halo 4's ammo problems are definitely a big issue

I honestly think if they had the damage mechanics from Halo 5 and still had teleportation, they'd be better. So no energy shields but keep the teleport

[naive turret]

Aye, the armour system you can chip away at is way better

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[jade gust]

You know, I wonder if it'd be possible to bring back that idea from 5 into Halo 4

I may try that when I finally finish preproduction on my own Halo 4 mod

[clear bolt]

Bro i hope they dont flop the new halo game

[meager linden]

2525
Source trust me bro

[candid tusk]

Bungie took their ball and went home, no Bungie days for Halo anymore.

[clear bolt]

And im making a halo comic

[clear bolt]

👍

[white plank]

Are there any femboy Spartans

[clear bolt]

No

[white plank]

Aww

[clear bolt]

No femboyd

[shy scaffold]

TECHNICALLY

nvm that's just my headcanon

[white plank]

Do tell

[clear bolt]

NO

[shy scaffold]

no, sorry. i gatekeep my headcanon

[clear bolt]

God

I mean good

[crisp mirage]

Would tung sahur be a good spartan?

heh..he definitely would be

[chilly summit]

tung-067

[zinc bear]

What is even going on

[zinc bear]

Why do you keep asking this

[chilly summit]

fr,kinda weird

[thick furnace]

117

[dusty yew]

117 is NOT a femboy

He ain’t even got time for allat

[misty marsh]

Yet

[dusty yew]

Fairs

God knows what he was up to during all those cryo sleeps

[zinc bear]

Wow the ODST tag changed

[misty marsh]

They kicked me out 😔💔

[zinc bear]

They did? Wow

Rev.. when I find you..

[misty marsh]

No they didn't I'm just feeling extra victimy today

[zinc bear]

No one kicks out women from servers on my watch.. (6’4 nonchalant dreadhead btw)

[misty marsh]

Last drink you drank?

[zinc bear]

Matcha tea while reading my books about feminism

[misty marsh]

Odst needs more green flags like you

[zinc bear]

Exactly

[thick furnace]

monkey vs shrimp mantis who winning

[zinc bear]

Shrimp mantis

[misty marsh]

I have an oc based off a mantis shrimp

[zinc bear]

Drinking matcha tea while playing stardew valley.. day in the life of a 6’4 nonchalant dreadhead feminist man..

[obsidian wyvern]

she did get kicked

[zinc bear]

Why

[misty marsh]

Pls don't kick me I'm not a ball

[chilly summit]

my dogs is cold

[obsidian wyvern]

wait why did I get the blame

[zinc bear]

Cause you run the server

[obsidian wyvern]

I hate this theory

[naive turret]

but that's just a theory

https://klipy.com/gifs/game-theory-game

[zinc bear]

A dareal theory

[misty marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-uwu-gif-9418620777553413126

[misty marsh]

I run the server

[zinc bear]

Oh ok

[misty marsh]

Would be silly to kick me from my own server

[zinc bear]

Can you ban rev and add me instead

[misty marsh]

I need rev to do something bannable

[zinc bear]

He team kills you in Helldivers sometimes

[meager linden]

[obsidian wyvern]

¿

is that avenge sevenfold

it's kind of a sick tag but I've never seen u listen to them lol

[misty marsh]

No bro

[zinc bear]

She’s larping

[misty marsh]

Idk who they are

[zinc bear]

Spider man ?

[misty marsh]

It's not for anything it's just my friends server tag

[zinc bear]

Oh

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[feral yew]

I know im a bit late but I bought the matpat jacket and its my favorite thing to wear ever

[obsidian wyvern]

and I get killed by her more than I kill her smh

[chilly summit]

peak mentioned

[misty marsh]

It's meant to say 'artificial' and she changed it from the old one which was just ɅRTI

I took it cause the spider was cute

[obsidian wyvern]

with your nameplate thing it goes pretty well

[misty marsh]

Yeah but it's diff when I do it

[misty marsh]

The pink waves?

[obsidian wyvern]

idk I'm not at my pc to double check

actually it's on mobile too I'm stupid

[zinc bear]

I’m a feminist so I have to blame you (I’m 6’4 btw)

[feral yew]

Is this like an ongoing bit that im missing

[obsidian wyvern]

look at you making it about yourself at the end instead of sticking to praising them

[zinc bear]

I’m also skinny btw

[waxen rose]

Im more feminist than you so get dunked on

[zinc bear]

Why do you guys hate me

[chilly summit]

5'8 is basically 6'4 when you round it up tbf

[waxen rose]

5’8 is actually more like 4’2

[misty marsh]

They hate you and you're a feminist therefore they hate every woman

[waxen rose]

You support women? Okay. Name a woman

[chilly summit]

uhhhhh

[obsidian wyvern]

let's move it to 5'6

[zinc bear]

Nuh uh

[feral yew]

Name every woman 🔫

[chilly summit]

idk

[zinc bear]

Kitso127

[waxen rose]

ALL of them. NOW

[jade gust]

Queens, all of them

[misty marsh]

Fraction of the way there

[waxen rose]

Eon is going for style points dont listen to him

[chilly summit]

it's called broad daylight because women light up the world

[meager linden]

Interesting

[misty marsh]

We're not broad tho

[obsidian wyvern]

hold up boat lol

[feral yew]

LMFAO

[waxen rose]

Im a broad like a wooden board

[obsidian wyvern]

isn't there a second meaning to broad

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-backflip-cat-cat-flip-flipping-cat-cat-meme-gif-13501639053980264830

[waxen rose]

Look at my car dawg

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

[obsidian wyvern]

LMFAO

[zinc bear]

I’m every woman cause I feel connected to all of them

[waxen rose]

Don't speak without a lawyer present 💔

[chilly summit]

I stole it from a sopranos meme i swear i didn't know

[obsidian wyvern]

this guy making it about himself again

[zinc bear]

You said to name every woman but I am every woman

[chilly summit]

it's over

[feral yew]

That makes it so much funnier

[waxen rose]

You and not every woman because my mom is right here

[zinc bear]

I feel like one

[misty marsh]

Looking at the urban dictionary definition of broad and ngl I expected worse unless I'm missing something

[zinc bear]

That’s how feminist I am

[waxen rose]

Where's your matcha at poser

[obsidian wyvern]

there's quite a few meanings to it from what I'm seeing

[zinc bear]

In my belly

[chilly summit]

I looked it up and it said it was a derogatory slang term

[waxen rose]

What literature are you reading rn and if it's handmaids tale adjacent youre getting sent to work the mines

[misty marsh]

Cancelled

[zinc bear]

Woman literature

[waxen rose]

Woman literature the novel im crine

[misty marsh]

Why haven't you replaced it yet then

How are women supposed to have matcha if ur gonna steal our supply of it

[obsidian wyvern]

have fun dareal

[waxen rose]

Read some Court of Thornes and Roses thats great fem lit

[zinc bear]

Dude I’m too tired for this I’ve been at the hospital all night I have no sleep

[chilly summit]

daperformativemchief_

[zinc bear]

I read too much feminist literature bro

[obsidian wyvern]

fighting for womens rights right

[misty marsh]

Sjm SUCKS tho

[waxen rose]

I hate all of her work

[zinc bear]

Yeah

Fought too hard I had to go to the hospital

[misty marsh]

I hate her and all her work

Second only to Colleen hoover

[waxen rose]

The only books Sarah writes are snuff and it's disgusting like why is this man 8ft and youre 4 ft. I hate hoover too

[zinc bear]

I write books about women’s rights and women’s power cause I’m that guy

[chilly summit]

henry is the best hoover imo

[obsidian wyvern]

kitso hates henry 😔

[chilly summit]

wasn't there another one
like a pink one

[obsidian wyvern]

there were loads of colours including pink yeah

[misty marsh]

Henry is anti feminist

[zinc bear]

This is why we need more green flags like me in this server

[chilly summit]

imagine having the whole collection

[zinc bear]

Now I hate Henry

[jade gust]

I've been meaning to read Don Quixote for a while now. Is that ok?

[chilly summit]

the gang's all here

[feral yew]

Omg wait he's doing a justin baldoni bit

[chilly summit]

me and my gang pull up

[waxen rose]

Colleen hoover and her nasty “two siblings love me” romance book I sadly read to impress this girl I liked only to get creeped out by the book and block said girl

[zinc bear]

Mhm

[waxen rose]

Im watching you buddy.…

[zinc bear]

I could never bring myself to read anti feminist books

[waxen rose]

You read 1984 bro

[sonic imp]

who playin rn?

[calm fiber]

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[chilly summit]

that's just uk lore

[meager linden]

I'm counting on you buddy

[waxen rose]

Big brother thats just queen elizabeth

[chilly summit]

leave big liz alone

[zinc bear]

No no the writer isn’t anti feminist the whole point is that big brother makes people hate each other
It’s an example of what to not do

Turn to feminism

[waxen rose]

1984 controls women and irs evil

Big brother? Why not big sister. Get out my face

[chilly summit]

3 years before the bite...

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-no-nah-nope-no-way-gif-15407579

[waxen rose]

Was that the bite of 87???

[chilly summit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/markiplier-fnaf-jyCPHpHfdWcpdfmXAv

[meager linden]

Foxy did that

[waxen rose]

The one you shouldn't of snacked on💔

[chilly summit]

markiplier jumpscare

[waxen rose]

Nah it was prolly mangle she gets the munchies

[zinc bear]

Me to every woman hater

[obsidian wyvern]

wait the original was Mark