general-chat

[jade gust]

It's definitely been buggy for me

[trail bronze]

Don’t even have it installed. Halo has a profile on there?

[candid tusk]

https://bsky.app/profile/halo.gg

[steady jolt]

Not me, trying to load that profile like 5 minutes after seeing there was an outage 😩

I need a nap

[candid tusk]

~Works on my machine~ In my geographic region.

[modest aurora]

nope

not for me atleast

[meager linden]

"Got a job for you, 621"
What a peak, but sadly short line😢

[obsidian wyvern]

whats ur build

[meager linden]

Rusty build and FCS for close combat

[obsidian wyvern]

im gonna look at making one

really wish melee was on the right arm too

i guess its just these 2

[candid tusk]

Looks like a fancy bipedal crab.

[silk hare]

Pozole

[echo coral]

@barren rivet Hey dude, sorry for the sudden call and ghosting, it was an emergency they pissed me off, family issue again sorry man peace out!

[late sandal]

Soo

[obsidian wyvern]

the fanta one?

[late sandal]

Cuz the fanta cans have no code and the game wont sotk

[late sandal]

Yup

[obsidian wyvern]

the game wont what

[late sandal]

Work

[waxen rose]

Just google search “xbox game, coca cola” and you'll get a link to the game on the official Coca-Cola website. You can get the skin that way and any other subsequent xbox collab items.

[late sandal]

I’ll try

[late sandal]

Ywah wont work

[waxen rose]

It might be an issue with the Coca-Cola systems themselves. Try it on a different device or I suggest waiting a day or so.

[late sandal]

Ok!

[obsidian wyvern]

that was easier than i thought

[trail bronze]

Is this halo wars or what is that?

[naive turret]

Armoured Core 6

It’s an elaborate ruse to get me to advance it up my back catalogue

[obsidian wyvern]

😁

[meager linden]

Damn Iguazu

[analog knot]

I finally got MCCs rejoin feature to also work in a party. Woohoo 🙂 Now I can fully release it

[meager linden]

Finally
Had to use range, but I guess this don't count because I really suffered in that mission

[meager linden]

What was the hard part in that mission?(If melee only?)

[faint mantle]

@waxen rose weren't you looking forward to this one

[waxen rose]

What is that

What am I looking at

[faint mantle]

Sorry, I forgot you needed pretty pictures

[meager linden]

Yeah, it's easy

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

been waiting for this one

[hasty zinc]

I was def looking forward to that

[waxen rose]

I aint looking forward to nothing 😭

[waxen rose]

I got my og: cuphead
Im all good

[chilly summit]

doomhead

[echo coral]

Nice name 😭

[chilly summit]

this year is so stacked bro i love gaming

[waxen rose]

Tomodachi life game of the year

Im so excited to pick it up after class today

[chilly summit]

hell yeah

gonna grab that mouse game in a couple hours

[hasty zinc]

I just picked up Windrose, it's great

[chilly summit]

oh yeah? what's that?

[waxen rose]

I read chatbots as Chattahoochie and started singing the song
If only WSJ was that cool

[naive turret]

I’ve heard good things so I might pick this up eventually

[candid tusk]

Improved customer-satisfaction scores Lies. Every single one of the restaurants up here that tried it lost customers and removed the bot.

[analog knot]

Okay but what about the shoe company pivoting to AI compute

[normal owl]

That cracked me up!

[waxen rose]

Remember those funny videos where the resturant drive thru bot charged a guy like 10000 dollars because it got the order mixed up
I still think abt that

[normal owl]

"We are rolling out a blockchain solution" 2.0

[analog knot]

My wife was currently wearing a pair of their slippers, I told her about the AI pivot and she goes "literally why"

Halo Studios I'm just saying if you go back to being 343 thats a clear plug into becoming an AI superpower

[candid tusk]

Pretty sure when you go off of their script even a little a fire breaks out in a data center somewhere.

[normal owl]

Apparently not all though: voice AI-run drive-thrus are up 25% since last year.

[chilly summit]

I'd like to see ai try and have 5 toilet breaks on company time

[analog knot]

The key is to order doordash, let the AI drive throughs be someone elses problem (this is satire)

[normal owl]

If it's more accurate than a human, I'm all for it. The point of ordering is so that I'm not miles away looking into my takeout bag and the contents are wrong.

[hasty zinc]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3041230/Windrose/

Steam

Windrose

Windrose is a survival adventure set in an alternative Age of Piracy. It features the classic “build, craft, survive” formula along with intense combat and engaging exploration on land and sea.

Progress through vast procedurally generated biomes filled with hidden mysteries, hand-crafted dungeons and quests. Gather your crew and captain yo…

Price

$26.99

Recommendations

5534

[chilly summit]

ok that looks peak i love pirates

[obsidian wyvern]

nothing, it was really easy

[candid tusk]

Ordering is one part of the problem, the other is literacy and care in the kitchen. You can make a mobile order and it'll still be wrong.

[meager linden]

Yeah
I'm just near the end of chapter 1

[normal owl]

Yeah true. This just makes me want to order food.

[untold gulch]

i know its weird

[analog knot]

Steam has a ton of them. Sometimes for $10. They don’t come packaged with any physical product, to my knowledge there won’t be keys floating around.

[misty marsh]

Yeah js send me £50 pls thx

[untold gulch]

i would if i could

[obsidian wyvern]

what a steal

[tulip sandal]

Hello 👋

[pulsar heron]

@untold gulch please dont ebeg here

[untold gulch]

fine

[chilly summit]

wait for sale you can get it for like 10 quid

[untold gulch]

cant blam a man for trying

[chilly summit]

can't score if you don't shoot ig

[meager linden]

Time to meet the best waifu of Armoured Core 6

[untold gulch]

cant shoot without a gun

[chilly summit]

whatever that mean

[naive turret]

shoot swords

[meager linden]

Good melee evening people of Halo

[paper sun]

What happened to the mantis

[candid tusk]

They all broke down.

[obsidian wyvern]

did u do this mission wade

[meager linden]

That mission available in alea iacta est ending so no
I am currently on Liberator of Rubicon ending

[obsidian wyvern]

right

[chilly summit]

forgot to mention i WILL be making cheese puns throughout my entire playthrough

[obsidian wyvern]

ok wait why is melee only viable lol

[candid tusk]

I knew it.

[naive turret]

I hope you have a Gouda time

[chilly summit]

cheesed to meet you ma'am,describe the perpetrator

[faint mantle]

Then I must've mistaken you for someone else

[chilly summit]

bro they have a digital comic book you can buy this is so peak

[obsidian wyvern]

how much is it

[chilly summit]

oooh they have story dlc coming later this year too

[chilly summit]

25 quid

[obsidian wyvern]

not bad

[chilly summit]

the comic book is like 95p

[ancient totem]

What is ebeg ?

[steady jolt]

Begging for digital goods

[ancient totem]

Ok . The term is not on Google.

[ancient totem]

Bro. What you doing with that oni sticker. Oni makes everyone nervous

[ancient totem]

Im just kidding

[viral dune]

Hi just kidding, I'm Icky Spartan

[ancient totem]

🤩🤗😎

[viral dune]

[ancient totem]

How much does a polar bear weigh ?

[viral dune]

I think I've heard this one before

[viral dune]

Enough to break the ice?

[ancient totem]

Yes . It's enough to break the ice

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-emoji-gif-12755885396178418543

[ancient totem]

Hi . Im knight space. Nice to meet you.

😂

[viral dune]

Hi knight space I'm Icky Spartan

Nice to meet you too

[ancient totem]

My pleasure

[ancient totem]

How's it going ?

[viral dune]

Kinda meh

Hbu?

[ancient totem]

Im taking a break. Before I get back at it .

I do. Landscaping. Cutting grass and weed eating.

Im dirty

[zinc bear]

Battlefield 6 roadmap revealed. We may actually be back

I should complain about not getting content more cause then we somehow get more content afterwards

[misty jolt]

Hello

I'm here now

[zinc bear]

Hi here now, I’m darealmchief_.

[misty marsh]

Hi here now, I'm kitso✮⋆.˚

[ancient totem]

Isn't great that were just all here together

Well gtg.

[chilly summit]

would like to return to bf6,i saw an article showing there's a new job listing for linux support with their anticheat,so there's a little bit of hope for me lol

[zinc bear]

I don’t think it’s going to happen. I was looking for this online and couldn’t find anything

[chilly summit]

hold on i can send it

[zinc bear]

But I did find out that they back ported the anti cheat to bf1 so Linux users can’t play that!

[meager linden]

This is my current AC
Big gun ONLY for 2 vs 1 moments or when i don't have any options to use melee

[zinc bear]

We’re getting grand bazaar back in bf6 😭😭😭
im so hyped

[naive turret]

I wish I could make an AC look more…idk

https://tenor.com/view/sinanju-gundam-beam-saber-gundam-unicorn-gif-24403385

[chilly summit]

cool air conditioners guys where can i get one

didn't know they could do that

[naive turret]

You’ve gotta crank the dial waaay up

[echo coral]

FOR THE EMPERORR!!

[naive turret]

Oh wrong franchise but I love the spirit lol

[echo coral]

Whoops wrong game

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-oh-yeah-agree-christopher-moltisanti-patsy-gif-16877584

[echo coral]

https://tenor.com/view/i-just-said-this-happily-i-said-that-recently-gif-4980209360210456277

[obsidian wyvern]

yo thats cheating

[meager linden]

Oh god give strength to kill Sea Spider

Why they called it like these?
They can't imagine another name?

[naive turret]

Ocean Arachnid moment

[charred tangle]

Hello friends
Hope we’re all having a good day today

[faint mantle]

Not even to...

[waxen rose]

HELLO KITTY ISLAND ADVENTUREEEE

Huge hello kitty island adventure tattoo on my huge muscled bicep

[chrome thicket]

You truly are Master Freak.

[waxen rose]

@misty marsh i got my copy of tomodachi life and im gonna make pinkie pie and then have her nickname be kitso

[waxen rose]

Well… duh
It's kinda in my branding

[misty marsh]

wait but are you gonna make a twilight sparkle

[waxen rose]

Mhm

im gonna make the main 6 and maybe

Luna because I love the moon

Wait have you seen the twilight sparkle mii someone has made

[misty marsh]

might you make her nickname kitso 😁

[misty marsh]

no omg

[waxen rose]

Just for you bestie

[misty marsh]

PEAKKK

[waxen rose]

I already have arbiter on my demo island too

[misty marsh]

shes my d1 i love her

[misty marsh]

how did you construct arbiter im so curious

ive been at one boss battle for almost an hour now im about to lose my mind

[waxen rose]

One sec

I might remake his face @misty marsh

[meager linden]

Welp, it's definitely not a spider and not even it been discovered in water

[naive turret]

I do not like this thing

Drop a colony on it

[misty marsh]

him in loungewear is frying me so hard bro

[waxen rose]

LOL

I put him in a little hat after that
When I get home in two hours ill send you pictures

[chrome thicket]

Drop Colony on it?

[obsidian wyvern]

lemme try the sea spider

[zinc bear]

I’m jealous 😭😭😭

Hopefully someone resales it soon cause I want it so bad

[zinc bear]

“But butters, you said you’re on your computer all the time.”

[waxen rose]

I have to work tonight I might just call out so I can play mu game

[zinc bear]

That’s how god intended for game releases to be played

[waxen rose]

Butters is my favorite character
That and Cartman

[zinc bear]

I’m already imagining who I’m gonna make

Obv myself and then blue team first

[waxen rose]

I am gonna spent 2 hours on one mii again like I did on chief JUST DESIGNING FRED

[zinc bear]

You should make guilty spark lmao

[obsidian wyvern]

it was fine wade

[crisp adder]

Rewatching halo legends, it's so peak

[waxen rose]

I should make 343 Guilty Spark and then make him marry Wheatley LMAOOO

[zinc bear]

INSANE rare pair

[waxen rose]

They were MENT TO BE💕💕

[zinc bear]

Should I make postal dude date master chief?

[waxen rose]

Make postal dude his mortal enemy

I want them to HATE one another and get into fights in the streets

[zinc bear]

Oh true
I should make chief and a blink 182 member date since I’m making them lmao

[waxen rose]

I should make cortana marry that one blue ai girl
I think I showed you my art of them from like 2 years ago but I keep forgetting the one ai’s name

[zinc bear]

Cortana and Joyeouse?

Oh wait I read that wrong lmao

[waxen rose]

NO NOT JOY

She’s from a different game and has like orange halos on her ears

[zinc bear]

OH the one from halo wars?

[waxen rose]

EDI!!!

EDI and Cortana yesss
Holy rarepair

[twilit seal]

does anyone know where the moa's are for this week?

[waxen rose]

EDI from mass effect 3 was who I was thinking of dareal

[analog knot]

Halo Reach easiest this week.
Package - fly to the first outpost (from the firefight map).
Lone Wolf - same two as always. I make a video on it every week 😄

[twilit seal]

got it, been trying to find the halo 3 moa's but no luck

[zinc bear]

OHHH ok

Wait I should make chief date Marcus fenix

[waxen rose]

Idk if we can have poly miis yet but I really hope Nintendo let us do it

[zinc bear]

Nintendo confirmed we can’t

[waxen rose]

I hate Nintendo for this

[zinc bear]

I want chief, Marcus, Minecraft Steve and Arthur Morgan to be in a poly relationship goddamnit!

[analog knot]

I made this for you! https://i.imgur.com/zW4FP3s.jpeg
(I focus on the fastest every week, when its these two missions its <60s)

[waxen rose]

I want arthur morgan and pinkie pie and optimus prime in a poly I hate this

[zinc bear]

Get pinkie pie out of there bro

[waxen rose]

I am planning on making a starscream mii though!!

[zinc bear]

Okay well I’m going back to bed now

[candid tusk]

It's time to touch grass.

[twilit seal]

missions of each?

[waxen rose]

in tomodachi life

[candid tusk]

DaReal is triggered by the grass.

[waxen rose]

Im gonna make pyramid head and have him be besties with fluttershy in tomodachi life

Im so excited I just want to play my video game

[candid tusk]

in tomodachi life is an important addition.

[waxen rose]

LOL

[analog knot]

First is The Package, second is Lone Wolf

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[misty marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-grill-silent-hill-silent-hill-2-pyramid-head-grill-gif-3041884564939477654

[meager linden]

Poor Swinburne, I love to trick him, but this time will be fair fight

[restive basalt]

Sorry for the late reply but I haven't tried that yet.

I'll test it right now.

[waxen rose]

He was my first fictional crush I think

[twilit seal]

so the package moa is bugged

[analog knot]

There are multiple "fake" ones that can appear, make sure its the same one 😄

(fake meaning they dont ever really count to the challenge. I have zero idea why they are in the game. My video shows the exact one)

[twilit seal]

I tried that and it didnt pop

[analog knot]

no problem - I really dont think its related to the framerate but its good to test it

[misty marsh]

he def has a guaranteed spot on the hear me out cake

[naive turret]

My sister thought the same till she learned what it is

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/CallofDuty/status/2044830135803928629

Call of Duty (@CallofDuty)

Lock it in. The @CallofDutyMovie drops into theaters on June 30, 2028.

X · Apr 16, 2026, 5:27 PM

[misty marsh]

ive yet to play the silent hill games

ive been coerced into re4 rn and my brother is trying to convince me not to remap crouch from e to c

[naive turret]

RE4 slaps so I hope you enjoy it

[misty marsh]

thats if i last

[naive turret]

I wouldn’t know about the PC bindings tbf

Controller peasant still

[naive turret]

You’ll be fiiiine

[obsidian wyvern]

having crouch on anything but c should be illegal

actually i use shift to crouch on infinite

[hasty zinc]

I have it wired so I have to crouch IRL to crouch in game

[restive basalt]

Okay, I played a match and it feels fine to me.

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/tg26NpicMQf.gif

[coral yoke]

this is the only correct solution

[misty marsh]

apparently me rebinding it will ruin the immersion of the game

[obsidian wyvern]

what is he waffling about

[candid tusk]

Space to crouch could work.

[obsidian wyvern]

🤨 why

[misty marsh]

space is for my knife apparently

this is scary im only half wearing my headphones

[obsidian wyvern]

there isnt any jumping is there

[naive turret]

Nah it’s all contextual

[misty marsh]

nopw

[obsidian wyvern]

i dont remember jumping in 2 so i doubt its there in 4

[azure heron]

Used to play with a did that use E to crouch 'cause using his pinky to hit CTRL or C hurt.

[obsidian wyvern]

trying to use control DOES hurt

[ocean herald]

sounds like something a halo 4 fan would say ngl

[obsidian wyvern]

i was speaking to a friend today and he uses his thumb on control???

[analog knot]

Fascinating - so forcing both to 60 works? What was it like before?

[obsidian wyvern]

his thumb fully bends to the other side of the keyboard to hit it

[supple anvil]

Yo

[quartz anchor]

paramount is making a cod movie lol

i wonder if it’ll be like the halo series

[supple anvil]

Any of y'all who have halo infinite want my username

[coral yoke]

what the hell is cod even about

[ocean herald]

i wonder what war crimes 'John CoD' will commit

[supple anvil]

As it's the only halo game I have and play

[quartz anchor]

john black ops

[ocean herald]

depends which game/arc. for the most part fairly cookie cutter stories, but the action/set pieces are cool. [insert russian/middle eastern bad guy] vs [insert stereotypical military guy]

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[quartz anchor]

if anything they’re gonna make a movie on modern warfare

which is like the most action movie series it’s got, lol

[ocean herald]

blackops has gone the sci-fi route lately, the modern warfare ones are still loosely "realistic"

[azure heron]

Infinite went way into the sci-fi hole

[coral yoke]

so yeah halo if you hated fun

[azure heron]

I need to fix what I said, Call of Duty Infinite Warfare* went way down the sci fi rabbit hole

[naive turret]

I have yet to find a game subtitled Infinite that wasn’t a disappointment

[quartz anchor]

lmao true

[chilly summit]

cod movie announcement on a random ahh thursday sure

[quartz anchor]

black ops when they had it in the past was great. peak cod imo.

it was announced months ago

it’s just now they gave us a date + director

[chilly summit]

a faithful movie adaptation of bo1 would actually go crazy

[quartz anchor]

it would be the dream fr.

[azure heron]

What about Bioshock Infinite?

[coral yoke]

hey it's pretty good now that it's in a relatively finished state >:(

[azure heron]

I have to much of a potato PC for Halo Infinte

I surpass the CPU and RAM minimums but my GPU doesn't cut it

[naive turret]

Yes this included

[restive basalt]

I'll PM you some footage.

[charred tangle]

Did you guys hear Xbox is going back to making exclusives

And the halo remake is gonna be like one of the only games from them on PlayStation

[silk beacon]

sadge

[ocean herald]

i thought that one was good smh

[naive turret]

I like it but compared to the first two

Burial at Sea is the killer imo

[waxen rose]

He still on my top ten fictional crushes of all time

Right beside unicron

[naive turret]

Orson Welles’ voice huh

[waxen rose]

I wont tell

[meager linden]

"Use of AI-02 Authorised"

[naive turret]

I love the bloopers from that Wine ad he did

He must’ve been completely sparkled

[thick furnace]

wait were the leaks true

[chilly summit]

yeah it's official check their page

[quartz anchor]

it was announced months ago bro

[chilly summit]

can't wait for homelander,snoop dog and american dad to team up in verdansk to take down godzilla

[quartz anchor]

today we got director + release date. pretty wild stuff

[misty marsh]

[thick furnace]

wonder what game theyll do

[quartz anchor]

honestly they should just adapt wz pacific into the movie 😭😭

[thick furnace]

or if itll be fully original

[chilly summit]

would be peak

[quartz anchor]

godzilla ending

[thick furnace]

a ghosts movie would be cool

[quartz anchor]

vanguard had the t-800 + attack on titan as well

[naive turret]

Tangent but I’m really excited for Godzilla Minus Zero

[chilly summit]

black ops 1 movie would be incredibly peak tbh

[quartz anchor]

for sure. this would be a top 3 choice imo

bo1 and ghosts have to be the best choices

[chilly summit]

what if it continues from the ghosts' story

[quartz anchor]

but if i’m being honest, the movie is going to be modern warfare.

[meager linden]

Oh god please no
I don't fight against 3 Vs 1

[chilly summit]

it did end on a cliffhanger right?

[thick furnace]

ye

[chilly summit]

would be cinema ngl

[thick furnace]

all i want is a canon ghosts 💔

[chilly summit]

where are my true world at war movie believers

[thick furnace]

zombies movie when

[chilly summit]

an episodic film series like star wars for the zombies storyline would be generational

[thick furnace]

wouldnt mind if they did a movie or show to end off the current zombies story ngl

[bold flame]

I need help I just got ham and I don’t know what tf I’m doing fr

[thick furnace]

cod better lock in and sell dark matter popcorn buckets for the movie

[chilly summit]

i want a severed zombie head bucket

juggernog themed drink cup

[obsidian wyvern]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2044825090974478788

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Xbox Game Studios sale on Steam buff.ly/gv3obam

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@ that guy who was asking for MCC earlier

[chilly summit]

lmao great timing

maybe someone at xbox was lurking chat when they asked

[lucid hazel]

I’m kinda concerned about it

[quartz anchor]

richtofen head

[waxen rose]

I might try out fable but im on the fence

[quartz anchor]

bo2 cut content fr

[quartz anchor]

may as well try it out. i hear it’s great

i’ve only ever tried 3 when it released tho.

[chilly summit]

oh my god yeah from bo2

i remember playing one of the fable games when i was little

think it was fable 3

how do we feel about the new one so far?

[analog knot]

Your health is low low low low low....Do you have any potions otions otions otions....or food ood ood ood

(Loved Fable)

[chilly summit]

lol

[thick furnace]

couples get a free dempsey head bucket to match with richtofen

🔥

[chilly summit]

"i hate you dempsey"

[analog knot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfWLYt9IAcw

[chilly summit]

LMAO that's so random i don't remember that

the random medieval british man in my head:

[waxen rose]

Ill look out for a cheap physical copy on eBay and go from there💕

[azure heron]

[woven blaze]

Hello, does anyone know why the temporary items of the Exchange in Halo MCC have not changed?

[chilly summit]

i think they change every month

metro 2039 cover art is mad aura

[woven blaze]

Like the Grunt backpack was due last weekend right?

[woven blaze]

Just saw the trailer, pure terror

[waxen rose]

Didn't master chief say this in infinite omg

[chilly summit]

sumn like that yeah

[chilly summit]

still need to watch it

[waxen rose]

@misty marsh

[chilly summit]

the whole series is on sale on steam rn for £6.67

I will be acquiring

[woven blaze]

Need to finish Exodus, started it like 2 months ago

Have you read the books?

[misty marsh]

#3 BETTER be me

😤😤😤

[chilly summit]

naw i don't know too much about metro tbh,i started exodus a few times but never finished it,gonna get the bundle and add it to my backlog

[waxen rose]

IM CACKLING

[woven blaze]

If you have time and patience I would reccomend you to read Metro 2033, makes most of what you read really realistic. Even making you think about some real life dilemas

[chilly summit]

why does arbiter have that fit ON tho

[waxen rose]

Because he is STYLISH UGH

[chilly summit]

he's slaying or whatever it is they say

[waxen rose]

Its always nice to see a man who knows his fit style

[chilly summit]

sounds good,i might take a look at some point

[chilly summit]

True...

[waxen rose]

Ofc as soon as cortana and Arby become friends master chief wants something 🙄

[chilly summit]

the dude nobody invited:

[waxen rose]

HES WATCHING THEM TALK

[chilly summit]

LMAO

bro is shy

[waxen rose]

He’s just a little guy

[woven blaze]

Also about the problem I'm having with the Exchange in Halo MCC, the time counter for new items doesnt change

Its always saying 7hours and 7minutes

[topaz cradle]

wazz good

[chilly summit]

are they mii's btw? they look really good

[analog knot]

@woven blaze There was an update a bit ago. The exchange now has almost everything in it always. The timers are a bug. The items at the top rotate once a quarter.

[waxen rose]

Yeah I made them!

[analog knot]

@woven blaze Read here: https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/2026-mcc-exchange-update

[waxen rose]

Im planning on making a Fred mii when I get home from work so they can have a fourth friend

[woven blaze]

Quarter of what? Im a bit lost sorry

[chilly summit]

that's really cool i didn't know you could do that with mii customization now lol,i assume it's a switch 2 thing?

[waxen rose]

Should I give master chief a knitting set I think it would be cute @chilly summit

[analog knot]

Quarter of the year. Every 90 days until the end of the year, there are items you'll get for free. Its detailed in the article I linked. (so Jan-Mar, April-June, July-Sep, Oct-Dec) - as long as you log in once each quarter you'll get those items

[waxen rose]

It's both switches

[chilly summit]

get him a rocking chair too

[waxen rose]

Master chief retires and becomes a crochet grandpa

[chilly summit]

I feel like he'd be into gardening too

[misty marsh]

Awwwwwww my turn

[woven blaze]

OHHHH okey okey now I understand it. Thank you very much

[waxen rose]

Ill add twilight aka you in when I get home from work

[waxen rose]

Yes
He bird watches in his free time

[chilly summit]

i forgot they made unc marcus do this in gears 5 😭

[misty marsh]

Ur the best bro such a real one

Next time I get my 3ds trust I'll add you to the mii collection

[waxen rose]

I love these two so much

[chilly summit]

socrates and aristotle

[waxen rose]

LMAOO

Master chief is showing off his trash bag to Arbiter
Is this a secret friend making Strat I didnt know about

[chilly summit]

does he have them organised into regular waste and recyclables

[waxen rose]

No he just carries a trash bag around after I gave it to him 😭

[waxen rose]

LOLL

[misty marsh]

Why is he so wrapped up and cosy whilst being at the beach on a sunny day

[waxen rose]

I haven't found silly cute armor yet in the clothing store for him

[river igloo]

Hello Spartans
Have a good day. That is all
o7

[chilly summit]

sanghelli's have a lower body temperature
source i made it up

[light shell]

Hello fellow spartans i am dr eggman the worlds greatest scientists

[waxen rose]

Dont lizards have cold blood or sum and arby looks like a big lizard so…

[chilly summit]

yh they do i think

[waxen rose]

He wears it to keep warm because he is oh so cold

[thick furnace]

make a linda mii that will kill fred

[waxen rose]

Ill make the rest of blue team yea

[misty marsh]

Riot and protest until they add some

[chilly summit]

make them live in the same house and they can be the annoying influencer group of the island

[waxen rose]

True..

[thick furnace]

make the 3 edgy halo ocs (emile, six, rookie)

😼

[naive turret]

First time I've seen Rookie described as edgy

[waxen rose]

The day I make emile or jun on my island that is a cry for help

[chilly summit]

same tbh i thought bro was just confused

[naive turret]

bro gently calls out to an Engineer he doesn't scrape his visor into uselessness

[chilly summit]

make them then put them in a prison for eternity

[waxen rose]

Wow boat. As soon as you talk abt clothes arbiter wants different clothes

[thick furnace]

hes edgy because i say so 😼

[waxen rose]

Arbiter cant be happy about what he wears now im just gonna put him in the hamster costume

[thick furnace]

the what 💔

[chilly summit]

oh no he's become a fashonista

[waxen rose]

If youre ungreatful abt your fit I put you in the hamster costume.

[naive turret]

Didn't Arby wear golden armour with a cloak for most of his career

[waxen rose]

He wore this I think

[thick furnace]

halo character design if they locked in

[waxen rose]

Gosh I should make this into a show and tell and just start posting my silly guys there mayb

[thick furnace]

why is arbiter happy change that

[chilly summit]

Alright time to play the mouse game
"It's time to kick butt and eat cheese,cept i'm all out of cheese"

[waxen rose]

The cheese...

[chilly summit]

My apolocheese...

oh my god the vibes are immaculate ima be talking at work tomorrow like a 40's detective now

[waxen rose]

I really need to take away chief’s trash bag because he keeps losing it

[chilly summit]

poor guy

[muted rose]

So edgy he doesn’t even say anything edgy

[meager linden]

Here i come to you, ibis cel 240
Gonna suffer on those boss

[light shell]

Soo

[normal owl]

Developing the game during wartime power outages using generators? I've never seen a personal developer perspective like this for a game, wow.
https://youtu.be/2GLi240fXzA?si=CVWleyjofv75SHE7&t=470

[meager linden]

Yeah... This winter was the hardest actually
As you may know, I can't tell, but for one day we had like... 3-4 hours with electricity, and then... Waiting for miracle

[normal owl]

Heroyam Slava

[zinc bear]

I’m getting my retainer today yippee

[viral dune]

You should get hot orange juice too

[zinc bear]

Nah I’m drinking cold milk rn

[viral dune]

My thumb keeps twitching

[zinc bear]

Tell it to stop

[viral dune]

I did, and it stopped for a couple hours

It doesn't even feel bad or anything lol just weird that my thumb's twitching

[thick furnace]

sorry for your loss

[waxen rose]

People who drink milk for fun horrify me

[zinc bear]

What why

[viral dune]

Also real

[zinc bear]

I love almond milk with my banana muffins

[viral dune]

You can't just do that man, it is wrong

[waxen rose]

I only like protein chocolate milk

[thick furnace]

milks only good if it got sum with it

[zinc bear]

I wake up and have a nice glass of cold milk and muffins

[feral yew]

I dont drink it for fun, I drink it for nourishment

[thick furnace]

strawberry milk, chocolate milk, hot chocolate, cereal, etc

[waxen rose]

Pink milk (strawberry milk) 🤤

[feral yew]

Y'all ever get into vanilla milk?

[viral dune]

Milks only good if I'm not the one drinking it

[zinc bear]

Yes

I love almond milk the most. Unsweetened too

[teal blade]

Ayy where u link at

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[thick furnace]

everyone knows they come from pink cows,,

[obsidian wyvern]

i had that for years

[waxen rose]

Green cows make shamrock shakes

[feral yew]

I have a friend who works as a dispatch for delivery trucks or something and some guy had an extra crate of almond milk so he gave it to him and now his whole work is giving out Almond Breeze like crazy. Im getting like 20 cartons lmfao

[zinc bear]

That’s actually a sign of super tragical operation cancer

[waxen rose]

Im sorry for your cancer icky Im sorry you were born early July

[meager linden]

[obsidian wyvern]

race u to it wade

[meager linden]

So fast
I'm just at Depth-4

[obsidian wyvern]

oh i thought u were here. i havent actually been playing the entire game, just doing the harder missions lol

[viral dune]

Thank you

[waxen rose]

You're welcome im always supporting my pals as a fellow cancer

[charred tangle]

Hello friends

[viral dune]

I will not miss you all except for h8 maybe probably could be

[charred tangle]

Hope we’re all having a good day today

[meager linden]

Wish me good luck for Ibis fight lol

[waxen rose]

“I will remember you” somberly plays

[zinc bear]

What about Poland

[naive turret]

why what's happening

[zinc bear]

He has super tragical operation cancer

[naive turret]

oh RIP

Let's not joke about that though eh

[zinc bear]

I made that up

[thick furnace]

5 infinify laser cannons vs 1 fred

[viral dune]

Oh that's like in my DNA by default at this point

I was talking about server people 😁😁

[zinc bear]

Would you miss me if I got trapped inside of my Xbox console and I would never speak to you guys again

[viral dune]

I'd turn the console on then play any landfall game (you're gonna be eviscerated by the heat)

[zinc bear]

BRUH

[obsidian wyvern]

they put another landfall game on xbox the other day

[viral dune]

Which 1

I just know about TABS being in there

[zinc bear]

Peak?

[obsidian wyvern]

uhhh, its the lethal company type one

[viral dune]

Ohh among us

[zinc bear]

Among us has been on Xbox for years lmao

[obsidian wyvern]

that

[naive turret]

idk why I thought Landfall was a series

[viral dune]

Didn't know they made that one

[zinc bear]

I see one armed robber there. Peak game

[viral dune]

I see crab game in there

[zinc bear]

Crab game is so stupid lmao

[viral dune]

I remember watching the Dev's videos about it, then he disappeared

[zinc bear]

He does that with most of his games

I’m pretty sure he made other ones but I might be mistaken

[viral dune]

Yeah, Karlson is another one I know

Think that was the one game he hyped up the most too

[zinc bear]

Lmao

[quartz anchor]

carl carlson

[zinc bear]

@chilly summit CoD movie announced at cinema con. It’s coming out on June 30th 2028

I wonder if this movie will ALSO have SBMM, packet loss and microtransactions so it can be accurate to the games

[chilly summit]

yeah we were talking about this earlier
can't wait for snoop dogg,american dad and homelander to team up and take down godzilla who's been causing terror on verdansk

being real tho i'd LOVE a black ops 1 movie

[zinc bear]

“We need to take down Nikolai! Snoop Dogg, you go right. American dad, you go left. Nicki Minaj.. you just be Nicki Minaj. Together, we are the call of duty!”

[chilly summit]

Together we will answer the call...of duty

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fire-writing-2

[zinc bear]

Price taps his foot to the beat in the corner, before saying, “eh, why not. A dance break wouldn’t hurt.” And then he starts breaking it down

[quartz anchor]

if the movie doesn’t have packet loss i’m not watching it

[chilly summit]

the "on your feet soldier! we are LEAVING!" gonna hit diff

[quartz anchor]

honestly a black ops adaptation sounds impossible

just imagine them trying to set up the reznov twist in a movie. it would not work

[chilly summit]

it'd be like humpty dumpty from the puss in boots movie

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-i-was-always-there-humpty-dumpty-alexander-puss-gif-27400177

wait dareal don't read any of this i'm so sorry

[thick furnace]

then they all die to a frag grenade and ghost says "well, looks like were all Ghosts.." then a ghosts sequel is announced

[chilly summit]

but there aren't gonna be any ghosts 🗣️

[chilly summit]

the 5 second emile cameo:

[thick furnace]

emile cameo where he asks to join the ghosts team because he has a skull mask too and they all just shoot him to death

[crisp adder]

Pretty sure he'd fold them all but sure 😭

[meager linden]

FINALLY
No more ibis, spent like... 40 attempts to kill it

[lucid hazel]

Playing this indie game fps called Mouse P.I. For Hire

[thick furnace]

with the guns they got in the new canon mw timeline prob not

railguns and laser guns just exist in cod now

[hexed geyser]

idk y im playing a dead halo game

[marble thorn]

I've been considering getting that game, is it good?

[lucid hazel]

Hell yeah awesome gameplay

[hexed geyser]

would this be in a Non canon Gold or Crystal Halo timeline

[waxen rose]

LOL

[waxen rose]

Why is it coming out within 2 days of my birth day
Is this ment to be?

[meager linden]

@obsidian wyvern I almost there, just little more, and melee challenge will be done

[misty marsh]

June is peak

[waxen rose]

True as always

Well,
Some of the time

[misty marsh]

That's why across the spiderverse came out in june

[waxen rose]

That's why June is the best month because it’s June

[misty marsh]

And why beyond the spiderverse is coming out in June

[waxen rose]

Its just such a nice month

[misty marsh]

The best month

We're so blessed to be June babies

[meager linden]

July🗣️

[crisp adder]

Are they more advanced than the covenant ones?

[hexed geyser]

my bday is june 25th

[quartz anchor]

thanks for letting me know, i’ll remember in a few months darrius

[thick furnace]

probably yeah

theres this one railgun that can just shoot through anything

[vagrant kettle]

“I was looking for a j’b and then I found a j*b” 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[cedar turret]

You're supposed to sing it morrisey

[obsidian wyvern]

i only just realised that coop players are still rookie

[waxen rose]

Mine is 27th we are almost birthday twins

[misty marsh]

I've told you this at least twice already but!! Omg that's my brothers birthday!!

[faint mantle]

That'll be easy to remember

[waxen rose]

I’m your brother but cooler

[misty marsh]

Not a very hard bar to beat I fear

[waxen rose]

Undefeated 27 champ

[obsidian wyvern]

ok sep 27

[faint mantle]

@zinc bear Here's merty reminding you that you need a job to buy stuff

And with stuff

I mean this
https://fxtwitter.com/Dexerto/status/2044862428941340836?s=20

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Perdue is launching limited-edition 6 7 chicken nuggets

**💬 388 🔁 347 ❤️ 6.5K 👁️ 705.7K **

FxTwitter · Apr 16, 2026, 7:36 PM

[waxen rose]

What. Is that.

[faint mantle]

Not a monument, I guarantee it.

[zinc bear]

😂😂😂

Bro this is the greatest day ever
I get my retainer AND 67 chicken nuggets are out? Yopppe!!!!

[waxen rose]

Okay maybe these gen alphas are allowed to suffer if they ask their mom “can I get the 67 chicken nuggets for dinner?”

[misty marsh]

67 chicken nuggets for dinner might be overfeeding them

[waxen rose]

Dont feed your kids
They’ll photosynthesize off of brain rot from their ipad like a blooming flower

[hoary crow]

Hell no

[random sequoia]

today on our asmr channel we are eating grunt

[vagrant kettle]

Perdue? Like the college? 😭

[granite chasm]

Anybody want to add me to play co op halo 5

Now or in the future

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[hoary crow]

That's Purdue bruh 😭

[vagrant kettle]

That’s what I said

They just letting anybody make chicken now😭

[hoary crow]

Ya said perdue

[waxen rose]

Perdue college ew

[hexed geyser]

why that number? Why not a better number like 64

[clever turtle]

marshmallow

[granite chasm]

what parts of mcc are active

[high drift]

All of them

[ancient totem]

Hey yall its me

[candid tusk]

Custom Game Browser and Social Matchmaking - Keep all modes and games.

[obsidian wyvern]

laso abuse

[upper portal]

Hi guys

Any recomendations for halo books? I started the fall of reach and I think I will start Cole protocol

[pastel pumice]

I did Fall of Reach, The Flood (for some reason, out of order, Outcasts) and just now started First Strike

[upper portal]

Good ones

It was very hard find fall of reach and cole protocol, I thinking if I will start the first strike too

[ivory ice]

Random question.... when do warzone events happen?.. idk if this is the place to ask.. ☠️ My son wanted to play some warzone so it could be us and a team vs bots tech.. lol any idea when "peak" hours are?

Hes young amd im introducing him to halo 🙏 of course we started on the 1rst one. Buttttt warzone with us all being teammates has his heart

[granite sky]

do you mean Halo 5 warzone or Halo Infinite warzone?

[main herald]

I had a Halo buddy, a fellow Spartan pass away recently. I had only learned the news today. We had lost touch for about a year and I finally tracked him down, excited to start a Halo marathon run….

CALLING ALL SPARTANS. Im looking to do a Halo marathon starting with Reach and ending with 4 (The entirety of the MCC collection). I think I already have one Spartan.. we need 2 more!

[ivory ice]

Halo 5. 🥺

Is halo infinite warzone better to attempt to play with him?

[ivory ice]

🙌

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[pulsar heron]

halo 5 has a very low population now. there are no events anymore, the last one was years ago. you might have luck in warzone firefight, but in general i believe its quite difficult to find matches in h5 now. expanded search will be your friend

[zinc bear]

why do you have a bad back now

[zinc bear]

best modes to queue are warzone, slayer, ranked slayer and fiesta. infection is also a little active on the weekends.

[pulsar heron]

woke up yesterday with lumbar-sacral stiffness and this seems to be my life now. i am truly ancient atp

[zinc bear]

ah shucks

[granite sky]

well Infinite warzone only exists as a custom game, the creators play Infinite warzone on wednesdays. Halo 5 warzone may be tough to play too, i dont think you can find a game vs bots only. Im not sure if they can set up humans vs bots in Infinite either

[pulsar heron]

its right around a spinal injury that was discovered accidentally when i was 19 (no idea when it happened but i have some ideas) so i'm really hoping its just a sprain

[zinc bear]

ill try my best to fix it

[pulsar heron]

twenty five pallets of ibuprofen should do the trick (for legal reasons: this is a joke)

[zinc bear]

i got my retainer today, which is some good news.

[pulsar heron]

yay!

[obsidian wyvern]

no abuse occurred

the rockets were more of a detriment

[pulsar heron]

aim better

[zinc bear]

i have to wear it 24/7 for a year but afterwards its only at night. very proud of myself since my invisalign treatment was supposed to be 3 years but i got it done in a year and a half.

[pulsar heron]

why are you raregoat now rev

[pulsar heron]

thats actually super awesome to hear, im glad

[zinc bear]

stckr said to change your username to "!" to let the bot decide, and he ended up with raregoat. icky has luckysnu and i forgot which one kitso has

[pulsar heron]

i saw ickys the other day i thought it was intentional. wasnt until i saw revs that i realised it was the bot's formatting

kitso appears to be kitso again

[zinc bear]

the bot infection left her pretty quickly

idk how long it'll last for rev and icky, but i hope it passes soon.

[obsidian wyvern]

kitso had foolishdog

[waxen rose]

Hey did you see my cute halo miis

[pulsar heron]

i did not!

[waxen rose]

Its!!! Pinned!!! And scroll up and down

Mayb I should just make a show and tell

[zinc bear]

LMAO i didnt see that you got these pinned

[waxen rose]

They bonded over blowing up the covenant

Trauma bond? Prolly…

[pulsar heron]

i am oh so very enamoured by this conversation between them

[ancient totem]

Bubba

[waxen rose]

Oh did I tell you…

My master chief mii has a crush on him

Forced them into one too many interactions assuming they’d just become best buds LOL

[pulsar heron]

i want to give kigurumi arby a little smooch on the forehead as i tuck him into bed

[waxen rose]

Cortana wants to go home

[waxen rose]

Read him a little story…

[ancient totem]

Wha

Bad back

[waxen rose]

Is the mii complains about what they're wearing I put them in the hamster costume

[pulsar heron]

does she always look this petrified

[pulsar heron]

yes, i have a back injury. i am old.

[waxen rose]

Its her light blue eyes 😭

[ancient totem]

I got bad back too but im old

[waxen rose]

I’m making Fred rn
Praying that making his helmet wont take me 9000 years

[ancient totem]

Im 26

[pulsar heron]

i am also 26 🤝

[ancient totem]

Awesome 👌

Old . Can't believe im old 😂

[modest aurora]

swears are blacklisted lol damn

[waxen rose]

Im closer to age 26 than I am age 5 or however the saying goes

[pulsar heron]

might be a good time to reacquaint yourself with the #rules-and-guidelines

[pulsar heron]

i should hope so

[waxen rose]

Oh em g

[ancient totem]

Emotionally arrested

Me and halo .

[modest aurora]

I am closer to the age of 14 than I am to the age of 1000

[waxen rose]

Sadly💔

[modest aurora]

I wish I was a vampire kind of seems cool being a wealthy never aging monster

[waxen rose]

Its so hard finding a good fred helmet ref that I had to actually pull up his 3d model im crying

[candid tusk]

Now that you've pulled up the model, it's time to be the one to seed the internet with helmet ref. images yourself. Be the change.

[glacial furnace]

hey dead chat

[tight remnant]

I just had a friend said, "It's like a gun that works like a tornado" and I just remembered. TORANDO GUN

[waxen rose]

Are you ready for fred mii?

[charred tangle]

Hello friends

How’s everybody tonight

[granite chasm]

Good I’m eating some pemmican

going to have peyote here shortly

[charred tangle]

Oh nice lmao

I’m playing modded Skyrim and I’ll probably be going to bed in like an hour lol

[random sequoia]

sigh another warning :c

[glacial furnace]

i would get halo next summer sale

the collection

[ancient totem]

Game stop shut down

[main sierra]

Wasup bruh

[zinc bear]

I didn’t know tora was unc

[main sierra]

Bros Actully an unc

[zinc bear]

why did you react to your own message

[floral pollen]

No u
-# (/j)

[zinc bear]

lol

[waxen rose]

Oh yeah I made Kelly dareal

[zinc bear]

SEND

[granite chasm]

It’s on sale rn

[waxen rose]

Fred and kelly working out together like BFFs

[zinc bear]

wheres linda

[waxen rose]

I haven't made Linda yet bc im dreading her helmet

[zinc bear]

just do her infinite model lmao

[waxen rose]

I spent like an hour each on fred and kelly

if they ask me to make another mii ill make linda

[zinc bear]

tomodachi life IS that serious

[zinc bear]

wait, so you cant make miis on your own? you have to wait to be asked first?

[waxen rose]

No you can make them on your own but certain shops require a certain amount of miis to live on the island + friendships

[zinc bear]

ohhh ok

[waxen rose]

Trying to get chief and fred to be BFFs but they keep arguing

[zinc bear]

dw thats canon

[waxen rose]

Kelly has zero friends this is so sad

[zinc bear]

linda will fix her

add linda right now please

[waxen rose]

I will once I get Kelly to talk to anyone but Fred

[zinc bear]

aww theyre friends

[waxen rose]

I made chief linda and fred relatives so they'll be friends

[main sierra]

No I don’t dude

[zinc bear]

the call is coming from inside the house

[main sierra]

Yo does anyone in this discord play halo btw?

Just asking it’s a fire game if y’all haven’t tried it!

[waxen rose]

Lowk nah

[main sierra]

Aw man

[waxen rose]

Ever played halo ever in my life

[main sierra]

Missing out bro

[zinc bear]

halo is sooo bad lmao imagine joining a discord server of it and making a halo 2 ODST picture from the halo 3 steelbook essentials disc as your pfp and having your username be a reference to a halo web series lmao

[main sierra]

Facts dude

Fricken halo bro never mind I don’t like the game

Don’t try it guys not good

Dude I’m about to speak some truth

The problem is people will never understand what it’s like to be so strong that everyone around you is the equivalent to ants. Soldier Boy, Homelander, omni-man, and myself are often misjudged because of this.

[zinc bear]

what

[main sierra]

Yes

Sorry I’ve been keeping secrets guys

[zinc bear]

why is your profile all compton39

[main sierra]

Uhhhh Beacuse that’s me

[zinc bear]

Life: compton39

[main sierra]

Yes

[zinc bear]

You might be my new favorite server member

[main sierra]

Wait really 🥹

[zinc bear]

Yeah

Cause you just a bebeh 🥺🥺🥺

[main sierra]

Yo can you read minds

I was legit about to say that if you replied with something else lollll

That’s is wild

Dude I’m so hyped for halo campaign evolved

I have so much hope and honelsty I think it’s a step in the right direction if it ends up good!

[silent sapphire]

Do you guys have an idea for some halo reach armor?

[main sierra]

Your pfp

I want that armor

[wanton drift]

Then changed my name for some reason but hey whatever

[silent sapphire]

Maybe it’s how he talks to girls?

[wanton drift]

😑

[silent sapphire]

Idk man

[wanton drift]

I guess 😂

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[pulsar heron]

dont randomly ping staff, message modmail.

[silent sapphire]

Anyone got any recommendations for making light armor in reach without it being too blocky or skinny

[wanton drift]

It wasn’t random when there was context given

Anyway, why was my name changed?

[naive turret]

Three and a half hours sleep deprived on Coastal Highway with the lads

https://c.tenor.com/K7sAmkw5IRsAAAAd/tenor.gif

[zinc bear]

I can’t sleep

I will incinerate every single person in my vicinity

[hoary sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/odst-insert-solo-sax-here-muh-realistic-marine-halo-game-so-dark-and-mysterious-oh-look-more-rain-gif-16302919286457493302

late night chat

[viral dune]

I must share a funny clip that came out of this too

Splattering rev

[zinc bear]

Do it again!

[viral dune]

Ok watch, one sec

[zinc bear]

Fun fact: aegis made that gif

[zinc bear]

YAYY

[viral dune]

The least fun I had while playing halo was the final holdout section

[zinc bear]

We should like
Totally run Helldivers 2 tomorrow if you’re available

[viral dune]

I'm free in around 13-14 hours

Cuz I'll go to the gym at 10 am, currently 11:32 pm

And I wake up at 8

[zinc bear]

Ok I’ll let you know

[viral dune]

Thank you

"main story arc" hmmmm

[zinc bear]

HMMM

[chilly summit]

new?

[viral dune]

Idk what that could mean tbh but I've seen the DiversHub people mess up a little with the major orders thrice now 😂

Hope this means new illuminate content soon

Actually I wanna see more biomes, give us the mushroom island from Minecraft

[chilly summit]

weren't they teasing it a lil while ago

[solemn galleon]

If you ever get a girlfriend make sure she has balls

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/odst-buck-the-rookie-make-sure-she's-got-balls-halo-3-odst-gif-5543508796424426407

[viral dune]

Correct

[viral dune]

This still didn't stop Dare from dying to 2 ghosts during our playthrough

[lost roost]

hello

[chilly summit]

hope it comes soon,my chud hb hates fighting the illuminate but little does he know he's not allowed to say no to the draft

[quartz anchor]

some1 just called me a bum

i swear it was racially motivated

[chilly summit]

and you just took that?

now me personally....

[zinc bear]

Me personally I would cry and sit in a corner and hug my pillow

[chilly summit]

Exactly i'd let it ruin my whole day

the world too scary for me

[quartz anchor]

i was on my way to go smoke lmao

my mind was on going for that smoke.

[chilly summit]

did they do the over dramatic fake cough to make you feel bad

[quartz anchor]

plus the guy was drunk. the way he said that was just pathetic lmao

“where u going bum” no pause. kept walking.

[zinc bear]

Exactly

[chrome thicket]

Howdy.

[zinc bear]

Is that da real Tex RVB

[chilly summit]

best thing to do tbh drunks be chronic yappers if you give them attention lmao

[chrome thicket]

No.

[quartz anchor]

i already knew there’s no point in arguing with a drunk person, lol

they’ll just keep on yapping

at least i got a funny story for when im back home. funnily enough im traveling rn.

[chilly summit]

you da real red vs blue

[waxen sedge]

@zinc bear

[zinc bear]

What

[waxen sedge]

I have my weapons: MA5C and M6D

[zinc bear]

Ok

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[hallow belfry]

Is no one playing reach? Im just getting Halo 3 matches

[chilly summit]

no one's playing it cus it's buns

[midnight haven]

alert! alert! user has been identified as a 9ft tall Jiralhanae "Brute". their IP has been traced to a call center on planet Doisac.

[chilly summit]

you're correct about the 9ft tall part

[midnight haven]

ayyyy

[zinc bear]

Saying that knowing damn well you’re 2’4 🫩🫩

And all you do is watch the burnt peanut and goop on arc raiders

[chilly summit]

yh im a sub 6' chud unfortunately

[zinc bear]

Are you seriously 6 feet

[chilly summit]

no

like 5'10 but if you round that up it's basically 6'

[zinc bear]

I’m 5’8 but if you round that up it’s basically 6’3

I’m just a little goopa 🥹🥹

[chilly summit]

didn't u say ur uncle goops on arc

[clever frost]

whos down for halo infinite

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/palla-deserto-desert-hot-gif-6014273

[zinc bear]

My cousins uncle not my uncle

[chilly summit]

oh right yeah

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[chilly summit]

fellow gooper!!!! 😄

[zinc bear]

Just a little bit of goop 😂😂😂

[chilly summit]

burnt peanut leg tattoo

[zinc bear]

I love arc raiders but the burnt peanut is so obnoxious

[chilly summit]

top 3 worst images of all time

[chilly summit]

dude is so corny ngl

[zinc bear]

Me and da boiz when my wife’s boyfriend lets us stay up until 9 PM so we can watch the burnt peanut on our Nintendo switch 2’s 😂😂

[chilly summit]

watched a youtube short freak sent me and now my algorithm is all burnt peanut

[zinc bear]

“This NEEDS to stop.”

[chilly summit]

master goop 😂

[meager linden]

[quartz anchor]

worst message of all time 😭😭

[chilly summit]

true...

[chilly summit]

we're sorry wade this might be top 3 worst conversations ever

[zinc bear]

Son 😭😭😭

[verbal nymph]

Civilians in Halo Reach vs civilians in Halo 3

[quartz anchor]

i like the h3 ones cos u can kill them

[verbal nymph]

I like the H3 civilians because they actually put up a good fight

Those mf charged a pair of hunters

[chilly summit]

i really find it funny when i blow them up and they all go flying

wait no goku wouldn't do that i need to change my ways for the better

[quartz anchor]

halo 3 ones put out a fight, period, lmao

iirc halo reach ones never fight

[quartz anchor]

i like how when u first see them, they’re most likely already flying cos of the hunters

[chilly summit]

true...

[quartz anchor]

im gonna be expecting civilians in the h2 remake

that comes out in like 2 decades time

[chilly summit]

gonna be in a retirement home by the time h3 remake is announced

[meager linden]

Some of them even killed the hunter when I played Halo 3
Usual civilian

[chilly summit]

just remembered my tv arrives today

[low wedge]

love the way when i solo queue any gamemode on halo infinite im hardstuck 150 ping on a server with mexicans and my teammates always perform extremely poorly

and are always non english speakers on american servers

[chilly summit]

I haven't heard a single soul speak in infinite gamechat since the insider btb flight test

[low wedge]

word, games community is non-existent and im stuck playing with stevie wonder and stephen hawking on my team

and whenever i try to play ranked i cant find a match

[mighty hull]

Halloo!

[coral yoke]

i mean hey it's true

this guy just doesn't have a sufficient explanation

[silent sapphire]

It sucks being a halo fan

[wise pecan]

Halo everyone

[low wedge]

its like being a fan of a neverending losing football team

[silent sapphire]

It’s worse

[low wedge]

and halo is genuinely my favourite game franchise so its stress inducing looking at it

[silent sapphire]

It’s like if you were a fan of the greatest team ever and the coaches and owners of the team broke all the players legs

[low wedge]

and then forced them to still play

[silent sapphire]

And then replaced them with the sorriest players in existence

[low wedge]

Why the hell is some guy from matchmaking on quick play asking if im single

[fallow dune]

When halo infinite in campaign menu says compiling shaders at the top right is it bugged? It’s always at 10% and only shows it’s compiling shaders when I launch a mission not before hand so it just launches into the mission supposedly 10% complete.

[coral yoke]

i have that issue too but the game seems to run fine anyway

[glacial furnace]

i know but i'll wait bigger sale

i can't afford it rn so i'll wait

why they do not make bigger offer

[fallow dune]

Ok that’s what I was thinking. Think it’s just a visual bug cause I’m 99% sure it compiles shaders on first load up when it takes forever to load after a driver

I’ve been getting a bug in coop campaign where it won’t let me use my other equipment and locks me to using one. Any idea how to fix that?

[true ravine]

Two things:

I hate Keyes even MORE than Two Betrayals.

And hot take: I really like Chief’s 4/5 armor

[pulsar heron]

ok, i misspoke. dont ping random staff/mods. message modmail if you have any questions or concerns about moderation.

[coral yoke]

iirc the only fix for that is to fast travel

doesn't matter where

[fallow dune]

Thanks thats a huge help. Way better than restarting the game.

[analog knot]

For what game are you waiting on a bigger sale?

[candid tusk]

Following the chain up it's MCC. Can't imagine a better deal on it than $1.67 a game.

[chilly summit]

being real that's probably as low price as they'll go lmao

that's like a bag of crisps

[obsidian wyvern]

that cheap honestly makes it one of the best deals in gaming

the catch is that you become a halo fan

[candid tusk]

No worse fate in this timeline.

I suppose you could be a Gears of War fan though. Maybe that's the real reason there's no Marcus Fenix Collection.

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/giveittome-gif-21927068

I've been praying for a marcus fenix collection

me and the other 2 remaining gears fans have been demanding this for years

[candid tusk]

It'd be cool but I'm sure there's also no financial incentive for Microsoft to bother if they haven't already.

The new Gears of War Reloaded had a peak on Steam of 3% what MCC had.

[chilly summit]

idk man,they already churned out a lazy remaster

[candid tusk]

Right, and if that was how they want to test the waters, the waters bit back and said "We don't want this."

[chilly summit]

it was just gears UE again that's a big reason as to why not many people bought it imo

if they did full fledged remasters/remakes of gears of war 2 and 3 i think they'd sell alot more

[candid tusk]

They would sell more for sure, but to a pencil pusher, would those sales be worth the dev costs and the opportunity costs? I'm imagining not. At least with the info we have now. If E-Day does bangers, maybe they'll circle back to it, but E-Day will have to be huge.

[misty marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-crash-out-angry-gif-15667791719891680630

[chilly summit]

see kitso wants it too

[misty marsh]

I haven't touched a gears of war game in literal years I need to get back onto them

If my dad didn't prefer halo, I would've become a gears girl

[candid tusk]

It'd be fantastic if done properly. No doubt there. I want it for the sake of playing through the series with my newer friends who had never Xbox'd.

Almost everyone I can, I get to buy MCC on sale and we co-op through the campaigns at least once.

Would absolutely love to be able to do that with Gears.

[chilly summit]

gears has co op no?

[misty marsh]

Best part of launching the older gears games is getting thrown back into the 360 ui

[chilly summit]

true i love opening the start+back menu

[obsidian wyvern]

i think gears reloaded also got unlucky because it launched the same day helldivers did on xbox

and then everyone, on all platforms, was really on it because it was a big part of the storyline

it really was a you had to be there moment

[misty marsh]

Seeing my old 360 pfp again 🥹

[chilly summit]

if you edit your profile in current xbox you can set it to your 360 one i still have mine

[obsidian wyvern]

i only get that when i launch my 360 reach disc, pretty sure its the monkey

[misty marsh]

I could but then I might lose the novelty of it

[obsidian wyvern]

had this one on the original

[misty marsh]

Mine was

[chilly summit]

i had the edgelord one with the beanie

[obsidian wyvern]

with the bubblegum?

[analog knot]

I have never seen a better sale its why I asked 😄

[chilly summit]

to this day actually

[hasty zinc]

pick a number 1-5

[obsidian wyvern]

im gonna screw your wonder pick but 2

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[chilly summit]

so close

[obsidian wyvern]

let me check my wonder picks to find NOTHING

[misty marsh]

Always go for one

[obsidian wyvern]

theres nothing in mine

[chilly summit]

i got like 5 golds on that game

[obsidian wyvern]

kitso got like 3 golds in 3 months

[hasty zinc]

yeah I dont' have good luck in this game