general-chat

[mighty zenith]

That's what I was thinking, but still I feel like there is a lore accurate answer to this question.

[kind cairn]

I mean they were made to serve humanity

[mighty zenith]

True

[hasty zinc]

I don't think there could be a lore accurate answer to that question

[kind cairn]

?

[hasty zinc]

we can't know what would happen if Spartans all of the sudden became real

our lore isn't Halo's lore

who knows what would happen

[crisp mirage]

Most likely they would be obedient ngl

[haughty wraith]

The only class that could do this are the SIV's, and they likely have failsafes in the armor to prevent such things

[crisp mirage]

especially in front of a alien threat

[kind cairn]

Well we are humans and Spartans were made to serve humanity

[haughty wraith]

Spartans are human

[kind cairn]

I mean

[mighty zenith]

What did I start oops

[kind cairn]

I honestly consider superhumans seperate

[hasty zinc]

I mean sure, but how the world is now isn't how the world is/was in the halo universe

[crisp mirage]

not all Spartans are superhuman i think, correct me if im wrong

[haughty wraith]

Also about this, there are cases of Spartans retiring, though usually they step back and work in officer/command positions

[crisp mirage]

pretty sure there was a normal dude that was a spartan at some point

[haughty wraith]

the word literally has human in it

[mighty zenith]

If I remember right all Spartans got agments

[haughty wraith]

you can't be a normal dude and a spartan at the same time

[kind cairn]

I mean depends on which country they are serving for

[haughty wraith]

a marine tested mjolnir and it basically liquefied him

[kind cairn]

They have abilities that exceed natural human limitations

[haughty wraith]

though I think private security companies were making knockoff Spartans based off of the lore for the buccaneer armor in halo 5

[crisp mirage]

My bad I meant more like people that weren’t born perfect for the spartan program

[mighty zenith]

Yeah I remember that, but I'm asking if they would be able to live their life outside of the military, the only problem I'd see with it is the PTSD, a retired Spartan is at a bar and something triggers them and then someone is dead. Or something like that

[haughty wraith]

The SII program had none of that, SIII program was a little less picky, so I guess in a way

[haughty wraith]

Like I said, yeah there are cases of spartans fully retiring

[kind cairn]

Doom and Halo are super similar now that I have finished Doom 2016

[crisp mirage]

Both are peak 🔥

[kind cairn]

Yeah

[mighty zenith]

Can you give me a reference to read?

[haughty wraith]

Okay so Maria, Randall, and Ralph are the only 3 spartans to have retired and began a normal civilian life

I can try to find the books they're from, one sec

[kind cairn]

Somehow Halo 5 has better graphics than Halo infinite

[mighty zenith]

I know about them I just didn't know they retired

[haughty wraith]

Maria just tested Mjolnir (i;e literally the master chief's mk 6 before he boarded Cairo station)
Ralph retired after his augmentations failed (not really seeing service, even in a command position)
And Randall retired after he got stranded on a planet and began a civilian life, then refused to rejoin service after he was found again

I'm sure there will be more cases of retirement with the SIV's considering they're just regular soldiers that did actually have lives prior to being conscripted

[normal owl]

@hasty zinc for the NASA tribute
@rare cedar for the retro steel look

"homage to the 1972 Apollo 17 mission to the moon with a cosmic reimagining of our '70s Q Timex"

"Turning the watch over reveals another tribute to space history with the iconic “Blue Marble” photograph, captured by Apollo 17 astronauts on their journey home."

[mighty zenith]

Coolio thanks that answers my question

[haughty wraith]

No problem, glad i could help lol

In a similar vain there are deserters aswell, def worth looking into

[small mauve]

Who or what is ONI?

[signal wedge]

Space CIA

[split sail]

Cool

[hasty zinc]

oh that is BEAUTIFUL

[patent goblet]

How much is its

[haughty cedar]

sup guys

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/you've-gotta-give-me-this-one-fitz-donny-fitzpatrick-saint-pierre-you-must-give-this-to-me-gif-6676613651183291282

[small mauve]

Oh, so they bad

I see odst originally had a mp beta for halo reach. Interesting

[signal wedge]

I mean. I guess their justifications are similar.

[small mauve]

Odst is quite nice

Can't wait to get to reach's campaign next. Or the campaign of halo wars 1 next depending on how I'm feeling or smth

[pliant hatch]

well reach is certainly a little different compared to the other ones.

[patent goblet]

Reach js amazing

[small mauve]

Yeah and honestly, I'm insanely unsure on the 343 campaigns looking more into em, especially 5

4 and infinite may be okay? But idk

[dawn jasper]

4 my favourite

infinite has amazing gameplay

[small mauve]

Maybe but compared to the bungie titles.. wonder how they'd even stack up?

I mean, it'll be hard to top amazing stuff like those so.. ye

At least, I think it'll be hard 😐

[amber mirage]

Try them yourself to find out. No need to conjecture

[hasty zinc]

4 is the best in the franchise

[patent goblet]

Luv all bungie games

🤍

[zinc bear]

PREACH

Ew I just said re*ch

[patent goblet]

Smh

I luv reach 🤤

I think reach and 3 are the perfect halo games, i feel all the bungie games are perfect I love the story telling and the game play

[ocean herald]

H4 fans are reach fans, they just are too afraid to face their fe*lings

[zinc bear]

You’re right lowkey. I like reach it’s just fun to hate on it cause it’s corny

Reach is just really fun to play though

[willow garden]

Meow

[patent goblet]

Have you not played the halo 4 story

[zinc bear]

Yeah I’ve played it

[willow garden]

Where do I go for roles

[zinc bear]

#roles

[patent goblet]

I feel when talking about corny stories in halo games halo 4 is DEFINITELY up there

[zinc bear]

😂 😂

[patent goblet]

The whole cortana storyline makes me cringe so much, the whole halo 4 story makes me cringe its actually burger levels of story

Reach doesn't suffer this🥳

[zinc bear]

This is just pure rage bait

[ocean herald]

When you objectively view the faults of each halo game, reach really just faces 2 big ones

Bloom
Armor abilities

[patent goblet]

Im not even baiting

I find halo 4 and the 343 games to be intolerable i could go on for days about how I dislike 4 and the rest

[zinc bear]

True

[patent goblet]

Halo 4 had a good cortana design tho so halo 4 gets a slight save

[zinc bear]

We all know why you only like the Cortana design 🫩🫩

Anyways H4 is the goat. Best of all halos. Better than your favorite

343s era of halo is objectively better than bungies #truth

[patent goblet]

Slop vs peak

[zinc bear]

Slop = Bungie peak = 343

[vast sonnet]

bait used to be edible

🐟

[patent goblet]

I do not get how anyone enjoys 343 games but at the same time thats the beauty of subjectivity

[zinc bear]

You could say the same about bungies 🤷🤷

[patent goblet]

Yes, that is the beauty of subjectivity

[zinc bear]

Anyways, one more bungie diss before I charge my phone.
Chopped bungie chief: aura farms and has no character development
Mogging 343 chief: aura farms AND has peak character development

[coral yoke]

when'd you unlock the forbidden emoji?

[hasty zinc]

something something self insert etc etc

[zinc bear]

It’s only on iPhone

[coral yoke]

mmmh

[patent goblet]

Chief development only shines in the 343 games because how shallow the story in them is

🥳

[hasty zinc]

Halo 3 exists

[patent goblet]

I think halo 3 has an amazing story

[hasty zinc]

IMO it's one of the worst

gameplay is fun

but the story was such a downgrade from 2

[patent goblet]

I think it ends the story in such an interesting way and is a great end to the chiefs story

[hasty zinc]

what about the stuff that comes before the end

[patent goblet]

I also just love the arbiter and love seeing him as a character more

[hasty zinc]

Halo 3 had arbiter as a character?

chief said one word to him, he was relegated as a dumbed down sidekick

[patent goblet]

I disagree, I think his inclusion meant alot more and added alot

[hasty zinc]

truth's character was assassinated and other characters made dumb pointless decisions

[patent goblet]

Chief was always a shallow character and I liked having a character with an actual interesting story behind him

[patent goblet]

And halo 4 is no better? Halo 4 is one of the most pointless money making slop games i have ever played personally I feel every criticism of halo 3 being "pointless and dumb" can apply to 4

[hasty zinc]

the point of all Halo games is to make money

[patent goblet]

"Alot can happen in 5 years" is infinitely worse than ANYTHING halo 3 could have ever done even at its worse

[patent goblet]

This is true, but i feel halo 4 is uniquely meaningless in that way

Halo 4 to me just feels like a bunch of people who knew nothing about halo or what made it fun in the slightest just trying to make a game and just ending up creating something very soulless

[hasty zinc]

what specifically makes you say that besides just being "slop" or "soulless"

just curious

[acoustic bear]

trend chasing

[hasty zinc]

what trends were they chasing in campaign?

[acoustic bear]

just trying to appeal to broader audience and not fans is slop

im talking about the game and feel of it not the campaign i mostly play multiplayer bro

[hasty zinc]

we were discussing stories

[acoustic bear]

oh my bad

[patent goblet]

It continues the halo storyline in a very dissatisfying way, instead of doing something interesting with what they had they disregard everything the story had led upto for this silly and very dumb story, halo 4 to ke feels extremely dumbed down

[hasty zinc]

that's not specific at all

[pliant hatch]

if you're just referring to what you quoted, they've been cut off for years. was cortana supposed to know everything that happened and then explain it to chief/us in the first couple minutes of the game? I think it was a perfectly normal thing to say in that moment.

[hasty zinc]

that's very vague

[patent goblet]

3 was the perfect ending to the cheifs story, and I feel its intentional considering the last 2 bungie games didn't feature him

[hasty zinc]

yet they teased a continuation of his story

¯_(ツ)_/¯

and they were deciding between making 4 or Reach for their last game

so obvs they didn't see it as a final ending

[patent goblet]

Did you expect me to give you a hyperspecific reasoning for a thing I dislike in the halo 4 story? I think the storytelling is horrible through the whole game and that's what im trying to communicate if you want an example of things i dislike in the story ?

[coral yoke]

i liked halo 4 and all but i still don't quite understand what drove them to derive most of the gameplay from halo reach rather than 3

[frank hound]

halo 3 is goated

[hasty zinc]

I mean you dont' have to be hyper-specific, just something other than "dumb" or "slop" or whatever

[signal wedge]

ATP a lot of die hard bungie fans just want to argue for the sake of arguing

[hasty zinc]

I wasn't even trying to insinuate that, just genuine curiosity

[night sorrel]

No a lot of diehard bungie fans just want something more inline with the og trilogy

[coral yoke]

like i understand sprinting. god some of those more open areas in halo 3 felt sluggish to navigate sometimes

[signal wedge]

Okay anyway, my KrispyKreme from last month has sat on my table this whole time without growing any mold or rotting

[hasty zinc]

aight I'm headed out, see ya everyone

[patent goblet]

As I touched on earlier, the whole "alot can happen in 5 years" is never touched on again and just brushed of and feels very unsatisfying considering how much I loved the dynamics of characters like the arbiter

Cortana storyline i feel is just there, it doesn't feel climactic enough to really mean anything to me it just feels like a really cheap way of communicating the relationship of her and chief and it just comes off as annoying

The whole mechanical orange people things feel like they come out of nowhere, i dont feel they are "mysterious" unlike the flood and just exist to exist

[night sorrel]

Halo 1 had a very specific artstyle with certain influences from 80s sci fi which made it look very unique. What a bungie fan wants is a more detailed model of what we had in halo 1 with the plate armor marines for example. Halo infinite marines are still cool, but they arent the same they look more like modern military

Modern military as cool as it is, its not the same sort of look

[small mauve]

Yeah now I'm not so convinced to go for the 343 games after I beat odst, reach, and wars 1

[coral yoke]

modern military stuff just doesn't appeal to me at all personally

[night sorrel]

Theres so much that was left untouched from digsite

[coral yoke]

sure it's useful but i'm not seeing what's so great about it

[night sorrel]

It depends on what it is for me i dont like seeing the same stuff over n over too many tasteless ARs out there with all the tacticool gear

[small mauve]

And ngl halo 4 and 5 don't seem to have that sandbox gameplay i do like about the bungie games

[patent goblet]

Id just like to say even if i dont enjoy halo 4 im glad and can understand why people do and i have nothing against people getting joy out of it it just frustrates me

[night sorrel]

Polymer is boring

[small mauve]

Infinite seems to be better at that regard, but still

[night sorrel]

I like me some ghost recon but its gotta be done tastefully

[small mauve]

Cod ngl sucks

[night sorrel]

There is such a thing as too much or too realistic to a point its a simulator

[small mauve]

Same mid boring stuff every year

[night sorrel]

Cod is atrocious

A lot of games get guns wrong & it bothers me

[small mauve]

And battlefield is barely any different with larger maps and such but still

[night sorrel]

Halo is one game that always got video game guns right

[small mauve]

I like the needler in odst ngl. Takes out covenant real easy

[night sorrel]

Within reason anyway

[pastel bobcat]

I think there were like 1 or 2 good cod games at most

[night sorrel]

I enjoy games with working jump

[coral yoke]

reckon any of them run on linux? i know someone who might be interested

[small mauve]

I mean, I do like the halo games from bungie, but idk about destiny or marathon (the 1994 original and beyond)

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[small mauve]

But man, are the 343 campaigns worth playing and checking out or not? I feel more perplexed about em by the day

[meager linden]

Definitely worth

[pastel bobcat]

Dude I bought cea on mcc for my laptop because of the steam sale and then it decided that it wasn't going to run even though my computer meets min specs

[coral yoke]

destiny's fun to meme but i don't know what the hell is going on with it nowadays, other than the absurd install size (also i can't play it due to its anticheat lmao). as for marathon i probably wouldn't be interested in the new game for its genre tbh

[small mauve]

I mean, destiny 1 seems okay... ig

[pastel bobcat]

On another note I finally got back to playing reach after almost a week. School got really stressful because all my teachers decided to lay on 9 major grades all in the same week

[small mauve]

So still play 343's campaigns even tho they ain't bungie level quality

[pastel bobcat]

I think you should at least give them a try

I didn't like halo 4, my halo 5 disk is broken, and I'm too broke for infinite unfortunately so I'll never really get that far ahead

[small mauve]

Ig

[hearty aurora]

Hey

[dawn jasper]

I loved the story, very devastated ab cortana

[pastel bobcat]

Son 😭😭😭😭

[rough compass]

I beat halo reach on heroic... It's lonely on the top

[coarse nimbus]

H

[patent goblet]

Specimen 😭

[dawn jasper]

✌️

[fathom ore]

Hi, My name is Evan Burger

[pastel bobcat]

That's a pretty legendary achievement (cue the laugh track)

[pastel bobcat]

Americans explaining their last names: so imagine a burger

[fathom ore]

I beat Halo 4 on Easy Difficulty

[rough compass]

I tried legendary and spent an hour on winter contingency so I probably won't be doing that anytime soon

[rough compass]

That's really impressive that you were even strong willed enough to open halo 4

[fathom ore]

Seriously though, I beat Halo Reach on Legendary with 6 skulls activated, beating the even score, it was worth it

[rough compass]

Which skulls

[pastel bobcat]

Are the Spartan assault games any good because I have just enough money to buy both right now

[rough compass]

I tried one of them and it was okay but I didn't play for very long

[fathom ore]

-Tough Luck Skull
-Cloud Skull
-Tilt Skull
-Grunt Birthday Skull
-Thunderstorm Skull
-Catch Skull 😭

[pastel bobcat]

Grunt birthday skull respect

[tranquil parcel]

I AM the #1 halo 3 fan.

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

dang it

[pastel bobcat]

Uh huh

Sure you are buddy

[patent goblet]

No i am

[waxen rose]

Sonion💔

[zinc bear]

Fandoms are gonna hate. Play the 343 games. They’re great.

And make your own opinion

[patent goblet]

Yeah dont trust me im insane i eat people

[pastel bobcat]

Twin

[zinc bear]

What

[patent goblet]

This is true

[zinc bear]

how are the 343 games shallow

they were pretty in depth about everything

[patent goblet]

I literally explained all this stuff

[waxen rose]

The bait💔

[zinc bear]

if you like shallow characters then youre gonna have a field day with odst and reach

[zinc bear]

i fall for the bait
like when that dude over at h4 told me to ban aurora lol

[waxen rose]

“Ban them for making a joke NOW!!!”

[patent goblet]

Not even bait btw

[waxen rose]

I am a fish and I know bait

[zinc bear]

honestly i wont debate with you since you admitted that the only good part of h4 is cortanas model

[waxen rose]

That says all you need to know

[pastel bobcat]

I don't like halo 4 because it was hard and I am bad at video games

[zinc bear]

understandable

[patent goblet]

I see no point in debating further i already went into detail about why i disliked it above 😭

[waxen rose]

I hate hate hate halo wars because I am bad at rts games

Hate hate hate did I say hate enough?

[coral yoke]

hey at least those who weren't romeo or rookie did something

well ok maybe rookie did something but they don't...yknow

[zinc bear]

true
buck: kissed dare
dare: kissed buck

[waxen rose]

All rookie had to do was die (Hamilton reference)

[patent goblet]

Yaoi 🤤

[pastel bobcat]

Jorge best character in any video game ever ❤️❤️

[zinc bear]

buck is a dude and dare is a woman

[waxen rose]

Dare ftm?

[patent goblet]

Oh. Nvm.

[zinc bear]

they looked at a broken watch with pure confusion ig

[thick galleon]

Yumi

[zinc bear]

all romeo did was objectify women
so they actually did do something

[thick galleon]

[waxen rose]

Romeo public shaming in 7 days

[zinc bear]

buck ftm dare mtf 👀

[patent goblet]

Anyone know why we cant swear in here btw it is VERY annoying

[pastel bobcat]

I need to finish odst

[coral yoke]

touchü

[waxen rose]

They're t4t and I kinda love it

[fathom ore]

HALO 67 ANNIVERSARY????!?!!!!?

[zinc bear]

server is pg-13

[thick galleon]

69 is better...

[coral yoke]

how did i misspell that..

[haughty wraith]

Why have you said this repeatedly

[pastel bobcat]

Jorge is kinda ftm coded does anyone else see it

[haughty wraith]

Saying it over and over isn't gonna make it funny

[patent goblet]

Can I pay you to leave this server

[zinc bear]

not true 67 isnt dead

[waxen rose]

I got it too lowk thats prolly why I like him so much as a trans man

[thick galleon]

Please do it

[zinc bear]

67777

[thick galleon]

🙏

[coral yoke]

how do you uh type the e as in "pokemon" again?

[waxen rose]

Pokémon

[zinc bear]

what he said

[fathom ore]

i love you

[haughty wraith]

Mobile or computer

[coral yoke]

thanks so helpful 👍

[zinc bear]

awwwwwwwwww wlw in halo server 🥹

[haughty wraith]

on mobile you just hold down the letter and a menu with the accent options comes up

[thick galleon]

🥷

[waxen rose]

You're welcome bestie

[coral yoke]

pc

[haughty wraith]

ah, no idea

[pastel bobcat]

I kinda hope they add carbines to cev because they're my favorite weapon in any video game besides the q3a shotgun

[waxen rose]

Just copy and paste my é

[fathom ore]

i love you x2

[zinc bear]

do you love me?

[fathom ore]

i love You so much 🥰

[haughty wraith]

as long as they integrate all of the new weapons well, i'd like to see it aswell

[thick galleon]

Master freak, it's a very cool user name

[coral yoke]

i probably would've it if was readily available at the time lmao

[fathom ore]

HALO CE IS HALO 1????!!?

[zinc bear]

thanks man

[coral yoke]

alas i just didn't feel like tabbing out

[meager linden]

[waxen rose]

Wait till this guy hears that Halo Guardians is also halo 5

[zinc bear]

no way

[haughty wraith]

wait until this guy hears that halo infinite is halo 6

[zinc bear]

nio wayyyyy

[waxen rose]

That halo reach is also halo reach

[zinc bear]

ew

[pastel bobcat]

I lowkey didn't know halo 5 existed until I saw it in real life I just thought that it was 1234 infinite

[thick galleon]

Did you know that Halo 2 is the second Halo game??

[meager linden]

I guess it's Halo 0 or Halo -1

[thick galleon]

[haughty wraith]

He's gonna flip when he hears that halo campaign evolved is halo 1 3

[zinc bear]

halo waypoint is halo waypoint...

[waxen rose]

You saw halo guardians in real life? Was evil cortana there?

[coral yoke]

wait 'til this guy hears that halo 3 odst probably shouldn't have a 3 in it to begin with

[haughty wraith]

Whaaaaat, really??

[pastel bobcat]

No sadly..

[waxen rose]

“Lets make a dlc for the game but we lowk lazy”

[thick galleon]

Yes, and Halo 3 ODST is a separate game from Halo 3.

[haughty wraith]

they wanted to pad out the amount of games they dropped to end their contract with microsoft lol

[pastel bobcat]

Halo reach for a cold mountain dew™ code red

[fathom ore]

no, Halo 2 is Halo Ce 2

[haughty wraith]

that's not how that works

[meager linden]

But during Halo 2

[thick galleon]

Yes

[waxen rose]

I wish I was in that meeting

[haughty wraith]

"Yo what if we turn this dlc into a game so we can stop working for microsoft sooner"

[waxen rose]

Halo 2 arbiter in real life and halo studios doesn't want you to know about it trust

[haughty wraith]

I highkey hate the concept of dlc and digitalization I can't even lie

[pastel bobcat]

Halo 3 odst doesn't even exist. In a press conference, bungie ceo said: "what? What's an odst? What's a halo? Where am i? How did I get this job? I had a weird dream I was the ceo of a game company"

[haughty wraith]

Viva la discs and physical media, death to digital downloads and dlc

[coral yoke]

opctical media is just bad though

[haughty wraith]

Especially death to partial disc downloads that you can only complete with an internet connection

[waxen rose]

I hate dlcs unless they're the types where it's added to my game disk (like with gears of war 1+2 and the dlc add on all in one) but still it sucks

[zinc bear]

oh freak quick dareal uncle coffee fact
his first halo game was halo waypoint for the xbox 360.. for whatever reason

[fathom ore]

Halo Reach and Infinite Best Multiplayer??!?!?!

[meager linden]

I miss how the disc smells
You opening those small case, and you can see disc, but best part, how it smells

[haughty wraith]

Real, if I buy a game physically I want the dlc physically

[zinc bear]

you get it

[coral yoke]

the slightest amount of grime or a single shallow scratch and the game you paid money for doesn't work anymore

[waxen rose]

For some reason I bought the halo 2 mp maps disks just because of this

[thick galleon]

I really like la caja, la caja 360 , la caja uno , la caja x and la caja s, they are perfect consoles

[haughty wraith]

The amount of abuse these discs can take is insane, what are you on about

[zinc bear]

not true lmao

[fathom ore]

y la estación de jugar?

[pastel bobcat]

I always thought halo reach was designed for Co op because it's noble team so it just kind of made sense

[waxen rose]

Cool uncle coffee we miss you and we as in me and my system plus dareal

[zinc bear]

toothpaste method works

[haughty wraith]

[pastel bobcat]

Like it's a team so you play it with multiple people

[zinc bear]

im apart of your system

[waxen rose]

I bought a cleaning disk for my ps4 and it worked great

[haughty wraith]

Do not rub toothpaste on your discs

[zinc bear]

i fixed my battlefield 4 disc by doing that

[haughty wraith]

They mean the disc itself being damaged

[thick galleon]

I don't like it, except la estación de juegos 2 and la estación de juegos 3

[fathom ore]

Factoseishion

[waxen rose]

I dont get how people dont treat their disks with utmost care (unless they're like 9)

[meager linden]

You already can sense the smell from picture
It's been so long...

[zinc bear]

only english here pls. if you want to speak in spanish use the #español channel

[fathom ore]

Halo Ce... 💔

[fathom ore]

sorryyyyy 😭

[coral yoke]

mine certainly haven't

[thick galleon]

Sorry, it's a meme where they say the names of the consoles in Spanish

[waxen rose]

I've chewed on my ps3 Minecraft disk so many times and she still works

[zinc bear]

OHH i know that

[thick galleon]

[haughty wraith]

I literally tweak out whenever I pull the disc out of the case because of how it slightly bends

[zinc bear]

if you take good care of your discs then you wont deal with that lol

[fathom ore]

Minecraft Legacy Pc Port?!??

[haughty wraith]

What are you doing to your discs 😭

[waxen rose]

My fingers go in odd angles just to make sure I never once hurt my disk 💔

[thick galleon]

That's why we said the names in Spanish.

[haughty wraith]

Nah genuinely

[waxen rose]

Is bro actively using his disks as shurakins?

[haughty wraith]

Getting a disc out is so nerve racking for no reason

[coral yoke]

i'm just doing what the manuals say you gotta do with them??

[waxen rose]

If it's my sea of theives disk then I just be throwing that one around
But my limited edition h2 one? No… touch it with a cotton glove

[coral yoke]

the ones i get are always just super fragile am i just horrifically unlucky?

[haughty wraith]

Taking them out of the case without touching the silly shiny side and putting it into the disc tray art side up?

Am I the only one that holds discs by the edges or the hole

[meager linden]

I know
Because I used discs before, I'm missed them, really🥲

[waxen rose]

If I start hearing your voice in my head ill let you know

[zinc bear]

i still uses discs every day

[waxen rose]

God forbid i see you in my headspace

[zinc bear]

i use them to listen to music, watch movies, play games etc

[waxen rose]

I see you in dreams enough

[zinc bear]

WE see each other in dreams

[waxen rose]

Im the guy in the corner

[meager linden]

Don't even say that you have the Dareal poster in your room

[zinc bear]

youre the hat man

[haughty wraith]

My disc collection is 49 strong with reinforcements on the way

[waxen rose]

My dareal poster right beside my Fred poster

[zinc bear]

he has the dareal poster and i have the freak poster right besides my linda poster

[haughty wraith]

and a little master chief controller holder

[zinc bear]

mine is like 150 counting my games and movies and cds

[waxen rose]

I would have more disks on my bookshelves but I ran out of space bc my book collection is expanding

[meager linden]

What about me?

[haughty wraith]

and 2 ps2 games that I have no way of playing to provide the other games emotional support idfk

[zinc bear]

i have like 119 games. the rest are dvds cds and then blank dvds and cds that i havent used yet

[haughty wraith]

Real, I only started collection like a couple years ago

[waxen rose]

I've never had you show up in my dream

Show up in my dream and ill make you into a poster

[zinc bear]

i have the wade sticker on my monitor. thats why i suck at helldivers cause the wade sticker is blocking my view

[haughty wraith]

Use him as a reticle

[zinc bear]

do you seriously have a poster of me

[waxen rose]

Break your monitor like dareal brother after losing in helldivers and blame it on the sticker

[waxen rose]

I dont have a picture of you without a linda png to print out to even do that

[haughty wraith]

Make a tiny wade sticker and just put it right in the middle of your screen as a custom reticle

[zinc bear]

LMAO

[haughty wraith]

Like 1x1 cm

[zinc bear]

except the totally kind words you wrote about me in your journal

[waxen rose]

I wrote nice things

[haughty wraith]

Deep rooted halo discord lore

[meager linden]

WHAT???

[zinc bear]

i should make a custom crosshair of wade. i dont even have any photos of him but why not

[zinc bear]

yeah he wrote my name in his death note

[haughty wraith]

just write wade or something lol

[waxen rose]

I keep a journal of all my friends in a journal for my system

[waxen rose]

I should write that on the cover

[zinc bear]

LMAO

send me your journal page boy
i need to make sure you didnt cast a curse on me

[haughty wraith]

I have 2 copies of halo wars solely because the place i got it from printed out the cover art for the first one I got and it has the low ink streak indicator so I bought another to remedy it

[meager linden]

He casted skill issue for you

[waxen rose]

“Make sure this man has 7 years of horrible luck with women named Linda”

[zinc bear]

no.

[haughty wraith]

what about women named Iinda

[zinc bear]

omg hi wife

[waxen rose]

Dareal has a linda tattoo so I cursed him

I sit around my brew and cast evil enchantments

[haughty wraith]

Rip Samuel fr

[zinc bear]

i lowkey might get 058 tatted on me

sergeant johnson isnt even my fav anymore smh its lowkey linda

[haughty wraith]

Samuel was the sole real one on blue team

Dude blew up a covenant ship before it was cool

[waxen rose]

Im actually contemplating getting a rvb tattoo once I can

[haughty wraith]

Light red tattoo would go hard

[waxen rose]

Sammy the only one who can crack a joke when everyone is srs
Too bad he died in agony and pain

[zinc bear]

linda has lowkey been my favorite but i also love johnson alot
theyre tied

immediately changed pfp

[haughty wraith]

nah he got nuked lwk

[waxen rose]

The amount of tattoos im gonna get once my bday hits im gonna be #broke

[haughty wraith]

I'm already #broke

[zinc bear]

yk what linda and johnson can share favorites
theyre both my number 1's

[haughty wraith]

I don't like picking favorites

[faint mantle]

Thanos, time-stone this man back to 14 years of age

[waxen rose]

WHAT WHY

[zinc bear]

first tattoo im getting when im 18 is matching ones with coffee uncle ❤️

[waxen rose]

Mertyyy😭

[faint mantle]

For the

[haughty wraith]

Merty mcfly over here

[waxen rose]

They're gonna take my car away now 💔

[waxen rose]

Yesss
My mom wants me to get a tattoo with her but I lowk dont want my dead name permanently etched onto her skin

[zinc bear]

oh

[faint mantle]

I did not know your heart was not beating

[waxen rose]

Im trans

[faint mantle]

Hi trans

[zinc bear]

yeah im getting first strike medal from H4 tattooed on me and hes getting first to die in a round (FIFO) from gears 3 tattooed on him
both our favorite games ❤️

[zinc bear]

its almost like icky is still here

[waxen rose]

Ghost of Icky past please get out!!!

[faint mantle]

He's a bad influence, my humor is turning sour, sour like an orange

[haughty wraith]

I will probably get some incoherent nonsense tattooed on me by my uncle whenever I get enough money

[zinc bear]

hot OJ..

[waxen rose]

Awww thats cute

[waxen rose]

“Chud” in big bold letters lowk thats a fire tattoo

[haughty wraith]

I think I would actually rather suffer having the taste of hand sanitizer on my lips permanently than do that

[zinc bear]

he also has the COG logo from gears on his arm and i was thinking abt getting the locust logo on my arm too so we could match
and then of course i just want to get halo and titanfall tattoos

[waxen rose]

Tattoos are so amazing

[haughty wraith]

We love body mods

[waxen rose]

The human body is the perfect canvus

[zinc bear]

i also want the puzzle piece from banjo and kazooie tatted on me
banjo is one of my childhood games god i love banjo

[haughty wraith]

when do we get the chrome update

[zinc bear]

uhh in 2077

[haughty wraith]

Insert Tony Stark turning toward guy gif

[waxen rose]

I want a Medusa tat on my arm before I get a halo ring on my bicep it's gonna be so kewl

[haughty wraith]

I'll probably get the superintendent face put on me somewhere

[coral yoke]

i'm sorry did i miss something?

[faint mantle]

There's ur chrome

[haughty wraith]

no

[waxen rose]

The bird my beloved

[haughty wraith]

If that's the chrome we get I don't want it 🥀

[zinc bear]

my brother is trying to find ideas to get tattoos around his top surgery scars its gonna be #tuff
oh yeah did i ever tell you that

[zinc bear]

the bird is kazooie. put some damn respect on her name.

[waxen rose]

Oohh!! Im personally planning on getting thorns and a single rose on mine! I suggest pinterest bc they have so many ideas

[haughty wraith]

Saw a guy on Instagram that had a stichwork kinda pattern for that, looked awesome

[zinc bear]

yeah he actually got it on december 1st last year lol i forgot to tell you
"oh yeah my brother got top surgery no biggie"

[waxen rose]

Ugh im so jealous

One day ill save up enough money and do it after I finish college

[zinc bear]

if i were him i would get the guardian wings from H5 tatted on mine

[zinc bear]

67K for top surgery

[haughty wraith]

ima be real I forgot what the guardians looked like

[zinc bear]

master freak.. use your inheritor and send guardian wings!

[haughty wraith]

they should give me inheritor

[waxen rose]

They're so cool and I know cortana got them wings tatted on her back

[zinc bear]

lowkey i should get those but i would look corny if people didnt know what it meant

[waxen rose]

Halo not for angels expect for cortana

But she lowk a fallen angel it's okay

That's why her halo infinite is broken

I just solved the halo lore. You're welcome

[haughty wraith]

Looked it up and yeah, that paired with a mechanical kinda spine tattoo would go insane

[waxen rose]

Yess

[zinc bear]

i also want tons of piercings

[waxen rose]

Im getting a piercing on Monday with my mama for her bday

[coral yoke]

i will now proceed to be atrociously uncreative and say the exact same thing

[zinc bear]

my brother is getting a vertical librae for his bday next year ughhh so jealous

[zinc bear]

yayyyy

[waxen rose]

Im getting one at the top of my ear and she's just getting a regular one

I could never get a lip piercing

[haughty wraith]

Personally all I want in addition to the ear piercing i already have is a nostril & a couple upper ear piercings

[waxen rose]

Im a chicken

[zinc bear]

i wanna get a vertical librae near the edge of my lip

[waxen rose]

The dream of having upper ear peircings that can connect with pretty little tiny chains olouughh

[haughty wraith]

I was thinking like, 2 rings about a cm apart

That'd be fire

[zinc bear]

oo a septum piercing thats a halo ring 🔥

[waxen rose]

I bought bootleg halo ring earrings bc I wasnt willing to spend 75$

[haughty wraith]

Real

What are they

[waxen rose]

Im planning on buying two tiny spartan figures from those silly board games and turning those into earrings

I did it to two starscreams, I can do it again

[haughty wraith]

some pentagram earrings might go hard

[waxen rose]

Just plastic hoops that are poorly painted to look like a halo ring

[haughty wraith]

Ah alright lol

For the figs I assume you just dremyl a small hole through part of it and put a loop through it

[waxen rose]

Yup, I superglue a tiny hook into it

[zinc bear]

i did that to make a master chief ornament once

[haughty wraith]

Real

[waxen rose]

My favorite earrings are prolly my freddy fazbear plush ones

[zinc bear]

awwww

[waxen rose]

That or my Eric Cartman ones

[haughty wraith]

My mountain dew almost froze

That would've been annoying

[zinc bear]

mmmm mountain dew

[waxen rose]

Dr pebber better

[zinc bear]

❌

[haughty wraith]

I like my battery acid thank you very much

I drink monster after all

[scarlet anvil]

hi

[haughty wraith]

Hello

Interesting status

[waxen rose]

Dareal earrings coming soon

[scarlet anvil]

yes indeed

[haughty wraith]

yep

[scarlet anvil]

lol

[zinc bear]

last night I was drinking Mountain Dew playing halo 2 and listening to breaking Benjamin I felt so kewl until I realized I was a Chud at 2 am playing halo

[haughty wraith]

[faint mantle]

📠

[haughty wraith]

I should buy some extra copies of h3 or something and run a lan party

[zinc bear]

I lowkey also want to get Peter moores halo 2 tattoo

[waxen rose]

I wish I could do this then I remember I have a job and my boss hates me

[haughty wraith]

lemme go look up whatever that is rq

[faint mantle]

I lowk think I'll take some PTO to play Halo and other games

[haughty wraith]

Oh the nov 9 tattoo

[faint mantle]

I have a long backlog and growing burnout

[waxen rose]

I only got 4 hours to use ugh

[haughty wraith]

Fire, I should get the halo 3 believe trailer splash screen as a tattoo

[zinc bear]

the halo 2 tattoo is just sick lol

[haughty wraith]

With the release date n all that

[waxen rose]

I need a bud who loves halo 2 so we can get matching tattoos but im getting arbiter because im cooler

[zinc bear]

RIP peter moore you revealed a video game in the coolest way possible

[zinc bear]

👀 if only

[haughty wraith]

Wish games weren't as corporate as they are now

[coral yoke]

well now the deal's off >:(

[waxen rose]

You get the sad 50 year old man and I get the cool lizard

[haughty wraith]

wouldn't he be like 30 because of cryo

[waxen rose]

If only… 👀

[haughty wraith]

biologically atleast

[faint mantle]

Did I ever show you what I spent my thursday free time on?

[waxen rose]

What did you do

[haughty wraith]

I kinda want to go make this band tee but it's almost 3am

[coral yoke]

he's still existed for like 50, so i'd call him 50

[faint mantle]

SIX HOURS of networking work

[waxen rose]

Networking as in playing halo 2

[faint mantle]

Networking as in why is DNS resolution failing

[haughty wraith]

Oh no smart people talk

[waxen rose]

What a crappy way to spend a good morning

I have a midday shift so my entire day will be wasted when I could be playing halo 2

[haughty wraith]

I'll be the first to say it, but the storm is probably one of the best missions in h3

[faint mantle]

Today I had a very complete day. I'm proud of today.

[waxen rose]

Add 4 hours in there for fajita time

[zinc bear]

damn all i did today was play halo and eat cheetos #springbreaklife

[waxen rose]

I ignored my bosses voicemail asking me to come in

[haughty wraith]

I can't wait to get my silly little 4gb ram laptop so I can only play games made before 2015 and indie games

[faint mantle]

Tomorrow is gonna be so fun

[waxen rose]

He threatened my job so im giving him the cold shoulder

[coral yoke]

i had a pretty decent day

[zinc bear]

bros gotta time himself when playing games

[faint mantle]

You'll get it when you're older and your knee joints hurt

[haughty wraith]

Bro maps out what games he's gonna play

[faint mantle]

trust

[waxen rose]

They already hurt but that might be the arthritis in my foot

[haughty wraith]

bro my knees and joints already hurt, I got the double edged sword of being tall

[waxen rose]

Who knew that humans weren't ment to stand on concrete for 9 hours

[haughty wraith]

try having a decent back while also being over 6"

[coral yoke]

said this before but i got a wifi extender so that #1237511837201731766 message wouldn't happen again, but the outlet i plugged it into ain't doing so hot so i gotta buy something to fix that too

[zinc bear]

cant wait until im older so i can wake up, job, go home and sleep every day until im 80 and retire

[waxen rose]

90*

[haughty wraith]

Late stage capitalism moment

[faint mantle]

Yes I do

[zinc bear]

again? i didnt agree to this
oh wait thats last tuesday

[haughty wraith]

What did dareal do to invoke your wrath merty

[waxen rose]

No merty was beaten

[faint mantle]

Is the extender plugged to an ethernet cable?

[faint mantle]

Backwards. What did I do to wake dareal's vengeful spirit.

[waxen rose]

You sent his friend to an early grave

[coral yoke]

no and i do not feel like running one through like half my house

[zinc bear]

moments before disaster

[zinc bear]

you killed my partner..

[haughty wraith]

Dw my friends will be in the same boat as you soon

[waxen rose]

Who’s gonna play halo 4 mp with him now?

[haughty wraith]

You'll have some company

[faint mantle]

I don't think you have a choice. A Wi-Fi extender is just an access point that will get throttled by the nature of Wi-Fi plus the distance of that unit. Having an extender will not make the speeds on your computer/xbox run any faster. If anything it'll add more latency.

[faint mantle]

^^

[zinc bear]

bro thers a bug on my monitor what do i do

[waxen rose]

Let it fly

[haughty wraith]

Shoot it

[zinc bear]

ok scared it off by opening freaks profile lmao

[waxen rose]

Ooof course

[zinc bear]

nope its back

[haughty wraith]

Lighter & hairspray

[zinc bear]

its a tiny fly im okay

[haughty wraith]

Nah just be extra

my noodles absorbed the broth 🥀 🥀

[zinc bear]

bros eating sponge noodles wtf

[waxen rose]

Spongebob💔

[haughty wraith]

ramen

[zinc bear]

i was playing truth and square earlier actually

[waxen rose]

I've never heard of that game

[zinc bear]

its spongebob truth and square for the 360 man

[waxen rose]

Sponbob battle of bakinibottom

[zinc bear]

buns game

[coral yoke]

the problem is that my devices are on the other side of the house from my sole router. anything put any closer to the router has proven fine. the faulty outlet is in the hallway unobstructed so that's where i want to put the extender

[waxen rose]

No it's okay we got a better spongebob game where squidward is the villain

[faint mantle]

anything put any closer to the router has proven fine

Yup, that's how Wi-Fi works, closer to the router = better signal and speeds

[haughty wraith]

LMAO

[coral yoke]

i saw that invite link lmao

[zinc bear]

yeah i just watched every single channel get lit up lol

[haughty wraith]

Bot took him to the gallows

[waxen rose]

My wifi router for the house is in my room so I get awesome service for watching musicals

[haughty wraith]

Dude what is it with bots lately, one server i'm in had 20 join at the same time

[faint mantle]

We get like three every day at least

[coral yoke]

well then obviously my router just has horrible range on its own, thus the need for an extender

[haughty wraith]

yall are doing a good job keeping them from doing anything, because I never notice lol

[faint mantle]

An access point connected to the router with an ethernet cable will perform better than that extender dongle. Extenders only amplify signal, but they introduce more latency (which is critical in games) and don't make your Wi-Fi speeds any better.

[haughty wraith]

The amount of people that tell me to drill holes in my floors for ethernet is insane

It's not that serious

[faint mantle]

Add one to the count

[zinc bear]

tell em to make it count

[faint mantle]

Dareal it's not sobbing hour 😭

[zinc bear]

sorry

[haughty wraith]

They did Jorge dirty

Reach's big friendly giant

[waxen rose]

Jorge we miss you… we as in me and me and me and

[haughty wraith]

I'd sacrifice myself to save Jorge lwk

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[waxen rose]

Sacrifice jun*

[haughty wraith]

No no, I like jun too

[waxen rose]

Jun is my enemy

[haughty wraith]

Sacrifice kat, she can't drive

[waxen rose]

Jun must pay.

[meager linden]

Save instead Noble Six
Oh yeah, I forgot that he's alive and hiding in cave

[haughty wraith]

"Kravchenko . . . Steiner . . . All must die."

[waxen rose]

Six will pay for not taking that hit for kat.

[haughty wraith]

We gotta flay the field Marshall's for all of eternity for killing off Noble team

[faint mantle]

Ahem

[zinc bear]

omg mr grim sighting

[haughty wraith]

Kat would've done a hard left off of a cliff instead

[zinc bear]

i legit try to convince him to rejoin all the time
i want him back

[waxen rose]

Carter didnt even have to die y'all could've hidden yourselves and that little bug would've gotten bored and left

See I should've been leader I got great ideas

[faint mantle]

Dareal go to bed

[zinc bear]

no

just made a new OC so im locked in

[haughty wraith]

They all would've died anyway

[waxen rose]

You saying my instructing skills aint top notch?

[haughty wraith]

Including the scarab, covenant could care less who they glass

[waxen rose]

Jun would've died thats it
Everyone else is good

[haughty wraith]

what did jun do to you 🥀

[waxen rose]

He fills my heart with rage

[coral yoke]

even emile?

[waxen rose]

Emile fills my heart with rage because he is lame

[haughty wraith]

xenophobic against new harmony 🥀 🥀

[coral yoke]

surprised he hasn't been brought up yet lmao

[faint mantle]

Man
In the future someone is gonna ask "Is this AI?"

[haughty wraith]

I hate ai

Whoops

[haughty wraith]

• does nothing 90% of the game
• cool death

[waxen rose]

Jorge hates his son emile because he always cracking jokes bro we in a war lock in

[waxen rose]

His death aint even cool, if he wasnt so distracted he could've checked his sensors and moved 7 steps to the left

[haughty wraith]

Shhhhhh, it's furthering the plot unc get with the program

Who cares about continuity

Why are we still awake

[faint mantle]

I don't know, I should be sleeping

[coral yoke]

just to suffer

[haughty wraith]

It's 3am

[zinc bear]

its 12 am for me

[meager linden]

It's 09:25 for me

[white lantern]

Do you think microsoft is heartless enough to replace cortana and master chef voices with AI?

[zinc bear]

yes but i dont think halo studios would allow it

[faint mantle]

SAG-AFTRA is a thing, too

[true otter]

Meow

[coral yoke]

kinda bold to assume microsoft wouldn't attempt it anyway

[coral yoke]

and what's that?

[jade gust]

Actors union

[true otter]

Hi guys

How we doing tonight

[coral yoke]

eh i've had worse nights

[faint mantle]

Hello fellow Proton enjoyer

[true otter]

How do I get the guilty spark next to my username like tha

[faint mantle]

Become a moderator

[true otter]

Oh

[waxen rose]

Be evil towards sgnt johnson

[plain mica]

Crazy

[true otter]

:3

[faint mantle]

Sry for ruining your punchline

[waxen rose]

I'll get them
Next time

[true otter]

Add me @ claustru on steam or Xbox if yall wanna play halo :3 been playing a lot these past few weeks for some reason

Even bought infinite

[zinc bear]

no...

[waxen rose]

It cant be…

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[dapper wind]

HERETIC!

[potent musk]

Wait Proton has a Discord?

[chilly summit]

Mw2019 currently has more people playing it on steam than the latest cod game,interesting.

[meager linden]

Because of sale, almost 95%

[chilly summit]

yeah but the latest cod game also includes warzone players,which is free

[rare cedar]

Show us the kda chart

[dapper wind]

because it is better imo

i play both currently. and i think mw2019 was one of the best cods ever made hands down.

attention to detail is nuts, the graphics are realistic enough.
and the community is strong 😄

[chilly summit]

Bold of you to assume you'll be getting a retirement

[valid grotto]

Is it weird to want my spartan to be the color hot pink as a guy... im getting crap for it lol

[chilly summit]

"It's not pink it's a lightish red"

[valid grotto]

Friends won't leave me alone saying hot pink makes my spartan look girly but I tell them hot pink is the definition of man

[valid grotto]

"Do you think donuts colorblind"

[steady jolt]

Not weird at all, don't listen to people

[chilly summit]

vegeta was rocking hot pink shirts i wouldn't stress about it

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/rvb-lightish-red-pink-donut-gif-14687754

I have a hot pink shirt for running and multiple pink shirts for the outdoors in my drawer. The color is not just for females

[valid grotto]

Yeah its a man color too I keep telling them that

[chilly summit]

people being insecure about a literal colour doesn't sound very manly to me

[jade gust]

I've had plenty of light-ish red clothes over the years

[meager linden]

Idk
I didn't played the CoD or battlefield games, not a huge fan

[true otter]

Do u think it’d run well on the steam deck?

[coral yoke]

steam says it's unsupported because of its anticheat and so does protondb

[true otter]

Bru

I bought sons of the forest and I think it may be too much for it to handle :3

Got the settings on low and it still sounds like it’s blowing like a ps4 jet engine

[hybrid agate]

oh hey

[coral yoke]

yeah those games that the devs don't put a lot of effort into optimizing aren't gonna run well

looking at you, jedi survivor and helldivers 2

[meager linden]

Good sunny day of Sunday people of Halo

[quick sand]

lame server

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-sesame-street-write-gif-4298020

[keen sequoia]

ITS NASCAR CUP SERIES RACE DAY

RAHHHHH

[pulsar heron]

good sunny sunday wade!!

[white lantern]

Do you think Kermit would be a spartan or an odst in the halo universe?

[regal stratus]

Well he is green

And the main Muppet

And is friends with a blue person

[pulsar heron]

i feel like kermit would either be an odst or specifically a spartan ii. no other type of spartan, but either of those feel equally plausible to me

[clear vector]

I think it’s about time for Halo 5 full pc port

[potent musk]

My mind now has visions of Kermit being in the Truth and Reconciliation painting mud on his face and giving the Thousand-Yard-Stare.

[white lantern]

He might be a good arbiter maybe

Ya know he's all flesh and mind; while the cookie monster only goal is cookies. So I say on a mental level cookie monster is more in line with the master chief on acheiving their goals

[torn lintel]

[small mauve]

How good is helldivers 2 actually tbh?

And is the halo stuff in that game still available?

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

[meager linden]

Definitely the best PVE game that I played

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-hive-lord-helldivers-2-helldivers-hive-lord-gif-12631281203497074844

[signal wedge]

HD2 tank ruined by not being one player controlled

I wasted 35k of those golden credits

[regal stratus]

"It appears we have been ambushed"

[patent goblet]

Hello

[pastel bobcat]

Yo

[chilly summit]

they got master chief on the fanta fruit twist i used to pray for times like this

[misty marsh]

Very peak

[pastel bobcat]

Wort wort wort

[chilly summit]

idk my guess would probably be around summer time tho

[haughty wraith]

Nah like november

it's supposed to be later in the year

[pastel bobcat]

It has to come out in November because that's ces birthday

[dapper tartan]

Im new at halo i bougth tmcc
Should I play halo on cronológical order or realease order?

[haughty wraith]

Chronological imo

[dapper tartan]

Then i start for halo reach thks

[naive turret]

I’d start at CE and not Reach.

That gameplay transition is gonna suck otherwise.

[night forum]

I think it depends on what you care more about, story, or gameplay.

[dapper tartan]

Then 1 and later reach?

Then reach

[night forum]

If it were me, I'd do 1 to 3, and then reach then 4

[pastel bobcat]

Start with halo 3 because it's the best game in the series

[dapper tartan]

YOUR PFP IS FROM THE DUDE OF LOSS???

[signal wedge]

Start with Halo 4 because that's the truest Halo

[pastel bobcat]

Close enough

Should I refund mcc because it doesn't work on my laptop or should I keep it in case I find a computer than can actually run it

[river herald]

“Halo may be infinite, but doom, is eternal” - me

[hearty flame]

Not you, actually. People have been saying that for a while

[haughty wraith]

Right so for all of the games it goes

• Halo wars
• Halo Reach
• Halo CE
• Halo 2
• Halo 3 ODST
• Halo 3
• Halo 4
• Halo 5
• Halo wars 2
• Halo infinite

[desert crescent]

Working on swapping my Graphics Card (and cleaning my PC).

[haughty wraith]

Like h8 said, the gameplay transition might be a little jarring but that's the chronological order

[naive turret]

Reach also loses a lot of its narrative weight without context of the Trilogy.

It’d be like starting Star Wars with Rogue One.

[haughty wraith]

It also contextualizes CE

[amber mirage]

Playing the games in alphabetical order is the superior experience

[waxen rose]

List of halo games every halo fan CANNOT play

[naive turret]

I’m a terrible Halo fan fr

[waxen rose]

True fans digest halo5 vr only

[small mauve]

So what is Sadie's story about in odst?

[waxen rose]

Or what is it called halo recruit or sum

[amber mirage]

It's about Sadie

[waxen rose]

Random 7 year old in 2013 playing reach as their first game having zero clue what in the world is happening

[meager linden]

"Everything fine"

[waxen rose]

“Im sure its normal for my cyborg people to have edgy skulls on their helmets. I will proceed to make this my personality for the next 15 years”

[pastel bobcat]

Don't forget about the Spartan strike games

[waxen rose]

The only person who ever played spartan strike is h8

[pastel bobcat]

If I had literally any money right now I would buy both of them

[waxen rose]

They're like 3 cents rn on steam or sum

Both of them

[naive turret]

They’re incredibly cheap rn yeah

[waxen rose]

You can commit daylight robbery and buy strike and assault for the cost of 1 bigmac

Choose between the bigmac and two videogames

[naive turret]

Every chance I get

CEV is gonna knock the percentage off 😔

[pastel bobcat]

Job applications sit around the campfire and tell scary stories about bro

[meager linden]

And as far as I know, you don't have all achievements for Armoured Core 6, I am right?

[frozen snow]

the assualt ops were so boring to do lmao

when i got round to spartan strike i did all ops of the level before moving onto the next one

[haughty wraith]

And me

Unfortunately

[faint mantle]

_Sorry Guns, it's classified. _

[naive turret]

Nah I’ve barley played AC6

Much to someone’s chagrin

I really want to but it’s on the backburner rn

[waxen rose]

Employment is halo

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[pastel bobcat]

Yo

[trim saddle]

Aw man the CR isn't available on Spartan assault. I can't buy any weapons 😭

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-pity-reload-shotgun-gif-5160379

[chilly summit]

my sportsball team has gotten so buns that my grandad apologized to the family for choosing them

[pastel bobcat]

I minimized my Spartan assault window and my game crashed lmao 😭😭

[muted rose]

Girl in Mombasa and the Vergil subroutine for superintendent trying to rescue her father and escape Mombasa

Audio logs are scattered throughout rookies open world segments you can find

[naive turret]

I appreciated it cause it gave us an insight into the civilian side of a Covenant invasion

[muted rose]

It was a nice smaller side story from a perspective we don’t usually have

[pastel bobcat]

We should've gotten more games like odst

We should've gotten more games that take place before reach too tbh

[cedar turret]

You can play any simulation game as a pre-reach halo game. Farming simulator is a halo game set in the past. So is power wash simulator.

[cinder isle]

correct

[pastel bobcat]

Fair

[small mauve]

Woah, these audio logs seem to take about an hour to listen through

In odst

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[cedar cedar]

First we Combat

Then we Evolve

[pastel bobcat]

You have to reach for the combat first

[potent musk]

I thought the Combat would Evolve

[dapper galleon]

ENERGY
SWORD
SUNDAY!

[pastel bobcat]

Perhaps

The combat evolves into an odst

[spice haven]

I finally got the halo encyclopedia book 🥹

[faint mantle]

I should really open and read mine. It's not like I'm going to sell it 20 years later as collector's item.

[modern geyser]

cool

[potent musk]

I love how the humans freak out when the Arbiter takes their weapons and how the Elites freak out when Johnson take their weapons.

[modern geyser]

yeaah that cutscene, I remember both og and anniversary

[amber mirage]

I think you're misremembering

There was no anniversary for that cutscene

[smoky wagon]

👏🏻👏🏻

[modern geyser]

Is it? You sure.

[obsidian wyvern]

it's from halo 3

[pastel bobcat]

Halo 3 mentioned

[modern geyser]

damn, Then i've gott it all wrong then, thought it was Halo 2

it's been long since i've played the classics

[obsidian wyvern]

it's either the end of floodgate or the start of the ark. I think it's end of floodgate

[modern geyser]

Hmm, I see

[jade gust]

It's the end of Floodgate. Ark starts off with Johnson in a Pelican waiting to deploy

[coral yoke]

i'm convinced it runs on source engine

[zinc bear]

I mean source engine is peak tho. Titanfall 1 and 2 both run on source engine

I mean a heavily modified version.. but it’s still source!

COD4 runs on the infinity ward engine and not source. I was wrong.

[chilly summit]

iw engine was built off quake im pretty sure

[zinc bear]

Yeah that’s what I got it mixed up with cause source is built off of quake as well

[pastel bobcat]

How did I get here I don't remember opening this server

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/moon-knight-moon-knight-marvel-gif-25255244

[jade gust]

That's how I feel whenever I wake up

[pastel bobcat]

How it feels to randomly become alive in the middle of class

[drifting knot]

Hii how are yall^^

[pastel bobcat]

I'm. Good

[drifting knot]

That’s amazing ^^

I’m looking for more halo friends

[bold spear]

Relatable

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
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#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
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Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[fathom ore]

HALO ?!?!??!???!?

[kindred raft]

YESSSIR 😈

[hoary sphinx]

Suicide grunts according to lore:

🔵👶🔵

[pastel bobcat]

I'm so glad that Jun decided that when the suicide grunt was right in front of me was the perfect time to kill it

[pure aspen]

[waxen rose]

Jun must pay.

[zinc bear]

oh boy freak is awake 💔

[cedar turret]

Jun cannot die until he has revenge against the moon. That is why he shoots at it whenever possible

[waxen rose]

I left work early bc I barfed on the floor and then promptly passed out in my car
safe to say I am sick

[zinc bear]

nah youre good
give this man 20 more hours in home depot please

[waxen rose]

My manager legit looked me in my eyes after I puked on the floor I front of 3 customers and asked me “are you able to work another hour till your head cashier comes in?”

[zinc bear]

bruh

[pastel bobcat]

Boss activities

[waxen rose]

I hate my manager so much next time ill just barf on his shoes he keeps bragging about

[zinc bear]

PLEASE BRO

[waxen rose]

I work26 hours next weekhooray

Then my manager told me “you cant leave until you get a credit card” while I am halfway out the door to go to the er

[zinc bear]

im starting to think that this manager of yours is a bad guy..

[waxen rose]

His name is charlie, my old manager was also rude but at least he didnt threaten to fire you if you didn't force customers to get a credit card

[zinc bear]

damn

[waxen rose]

Charlie knows im pissed too after he threatened me because I went to hr and he heard that I did

[candid tusk]

Sounds like the type of guy who deserves exactly zero respect and zero authority.

[zinc bear]

why are managers so miserable all the time bro

[obsidian wyvern]

idk why managers and not being human is so common

[candid tusk]

I like to think I'm an exception to that. lol

[obsidian wyvern]

like u were in our place at one point lol

[waxen rose]

Managers suddenly becoming unable to feel sympathy is just a natural part of their evolution process ig

[pastel bobcat]

I had an English teacher who did stuff like that. Like one time I said I felt like I was gonna vomit and she dead said to me "can you wait a minute"

[waxen rose]

“Please wait 5 minutes before you start dying in my classroom” aah teacher

[zinc bear]

me and my family actually met my moms old manager at outback steakhouse and bro tried to create small talk knowing damn well hes the reason why she has so many health issues now

like broski you are NOT one of us

[waxen rose]

Asking questions like “oh do you plan on coming back”

“We miss you so much…”

[zinc bear]

he literally said that and like dude i dont think shes coming back after you fired her for taking a month off cause she had emergency surgery and had her gallbladder removed like

"please work while youre in chronic pain or else youre fired"

[waxen rose]

Taking days off because you are in genuine agony is not a thing in the us

You gotta earn those days ig

Unless you wanna get an occurrence

[zinc bear]

which she did. i just think that he was jealous since she did more work than him during her few years at walmart

[pastel bobcat]

My Spanish teacher has missed like half the year cuz she's so old she has to get like a million surgeries

[waxen rose]

Its okay bc your teacher prolly the goat /j

[waxen rose]

Yeah they're weird. My dad got sick with pneumonia and missed a week and still got a warning even after being promised he wouldn't get in trouble

[pastel bobcat]

She would be if our assigned sets weren't awful. I have to sit next to a girl who smells like pickles for the rest of the year cuz she thinks she's helping us out

[waxen rose]

I'll take a girl who smells like pickles over smelling like worse things

[chilly summit]

Very lucky and grateful to have a manager who's actually chill

[zinc bear]

my uncles manager paid for his ticket so he could come out to america and visit us

[dawn jasper]

take a girl for a ride

[waxen rose]

I've only have 3 ladies sit in my bug and none of them were blue

[dawn jasper]

sad times

[waxen rose]

Its okay bc cortana lowk makes me scream in fear

[dawn jasper]

im scared of women

holy reference

[waxen rose]

Okay💔

[zinc bear]

referencing what

[dawn jasper]

shinregis masterchief

[zinc bear]

oh
that guy who AI generates chiefs voice to make him say stuff after steve downes requested the fandom to not do that

[chilly summit]

That's awesome

[dawn jasper]

exactly

[pastel bobcat]

What if in the next game after infinite it's revealed that there are different colored cortanas and you have to collect them all

[waxen rose]

Wait was this reference supposed to be cool?

[dawn jasper]

no

[chilly summit]

i don't even know what reference was made here

[zinc bear]

we are the cortanalings!! please feed us!!!

[waxen rose]

Captain Del Rio: nooooo you must obey me!!
The seven human cortanas:

[chilly summit]

gotta catch em all

[dawn jasper]

del rio is a BUM

[chilly summit]

you can deploy them like pokemon

[waxen rose]

Cortana is orange for a very special reason

[stiff knot]

is that like the infinity stones

[pastel bobcat]

Miyamoto spidey sense went off

[chilly summit]

cortarizard

[waxen rose]

Why her neck so long

[chilly summit]

The chaos cortanas

[pastel bobcat]

It's like undertale at the end of the game you have to combine them all to defeat evil cortana

[waxen rose]

I made that reference but no one laughed at it

[pastel bobcat]

Oh my

[waxen rose]

Y'all fake fans, obliterated in 5 days💔

[chilly summit]

bro said the joke louder

[pastel bobcat]

Darn

[dawn jasper]

halo 3??????????????????? cortana mission

NO WRONG PERSON RESPONDS

[pastel bobcat]

I didn't even realize that was an undertale reference. Just a sign I need to play undertale

[waxen rose]

The seven human souls

[dawn jasper]

HALO 3 CORTANA LIZARD NECK

[zinc bear]

halo 67

[chilly summit]

bro's first time using discord

[dawn jasper]

ur msg was next to his brooo

[chilly summit]

ok i forgive u

[dawn jasper]

wow ty sir

[thin dust]

hi guys

[dawn jasper]

hi

[zinc bear]

no

[stiff knot]

hi

[chilly summit]

What if there was cortanas from different time periods like what if there was a dinosaur cortana

i think that would be cool

[pastel bobcat]

Halo 3 evolved should have a side quest where you have to collect all the pieces of Miranda's giant forehead

[waxen rose]

Its just a T-Rex but with her face plastered on

[rare cedar]

[dawn jasper]

ill take my chances

[chilly summit]

velociraptor cortana

[thin dust]

what console do yall use. xbox, ps, nintendo, or maybe a pc