general-chat

[obsidian wyvern]

🛌

[jade gust]

I need to continue with Freiren, been watching it with a friend but we haven't had much of a chance to keep going

[foggy silo]

I was planning in buying it rn actually..

[deep night]

cute anime

[fierce zephyr]

All the resident evil games are peak imo

[candid tusk]

Continue.

[jade gust]

Yes and if you're not playing it, stop what you're doing and go play it

[foggy silo]

We don't talk about resident evil 6

[calm lion]

how much does it cost?

[obsidian wyvern]

60/70

[fierce zephyr]

I’ve only played re2 and 3 so far but I’ve enjoyed both a lot 😭

[balmy pagoda]

I need to play 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 first. I'm a little behind. Just a little.

[obsidian wyvern]

I DIDNT MEAN IT

[jade gust]

They should've brought back the clear phone Leon had in that game for Requiem

[fierce zephyr]

Depends on ur region for me it’s $52.40

[foggy silo]

My personal favorite is Resident evil 6 tho, and I hear people saying it's the worst 😭

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[idle plume]

isn't there a new RE game

[foggy silo]

Atp he would have a phone like Ada's in that game, looked way cooler imo

[jade gust]

Better get on with it, RE4 is really fun

[fierce zephyr]

Hey man as long as u like it all that matters ong though idk if it’s bad or not cause from re4 and above I haven’t played cause my system can’t handle it 😿

[signal wedge]

say that again

[foggy silo]

I mean the Réquiem and That phone would fit together

[foggy silo]

They removed my favorite virus in the only game that it appeared lol

Virus C will always be peak, but they found the cute so fast.

[balmy pagoda]

I'm tryingggggg
I have 4. I bought it at Walmart for 10 dollars I just need to pop the disc in and download it.

[ocean herald]

the stories are somewhat self contained enough you could play any re game. i'd at least say start with re2 remake

[obsidian wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078465813062893590/1474175711924195399/makesweet-wlyxmy.gif

wait a minute what was that gif name

[fierce zephyr]

Yeah this probably the best game to start with

Re1 seems more of a back story from what I heard

[balmy pagoda]

-# no

[jade gust]

I have thoughts about RE2make post Requiem given some stuff we learn

[signal wedge]

....6,7

[foggy silo]

I just know an Easter egg about RC And WK

[balmy pagoda]

My personal favorite is RE2R currently. Perfect blend of survival horror.

[fierce zephyr]

I heard either re5 or re1 remakes are in the progress but idk if either of these claims are true

[balmy pagoda]

-# someone end my miserable existence

[obsidian wyvern]

😴 re2r

[jade gust]

That's not specifically what I have the most thoughts about

[fierce zephyr]

Is that game multiplayer? I got it alongside some bundle and have no clue what it is

[thick furnace]

linda halo

[jade gust]

I've been hearing whispers of Code Veronica and 0 being next up for remakes

[ocean herald]

so the initial outbreak is in a place called raccoon city. in re1 you're playing in a mansion that is in the mountains/outskirts of raccoon city.

there is some story it establishes, but you could likely get what you need from a quick recap video

re2 is an easier starting point since there's a remake

[fierce zephyr]

A lot of remake rumors but we don’t know if any of em true 😭

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't think so

[jade gust]

The events in the mansion in the Arklay mountains is a few months before the outbreak in Raccoon City, which is why Jill is in RE3

[hearty flame]

RE1 has a remake too... Or is it just a remaster?

[foggy silo]

Aight that's just funny tho, I don't think it has anything regarding to the lore, but once I play Réquiem I'll be certain on what you're speaking about.

[balmy pagoda]

None of the RE games are multiplayer except 5 and 6 I believe.

[fierce zephyr]

Oh I saw some video abt it about events in a certain mountain but didn’t know it was actually re1 that’s cool

[jade gust]

There's been a few multiplayer Resident Evil games over the years

[ocean herald]

i guess remaster but it's a lot better than your usual remasters graphics wise

[jade gust]

It's just most of them are spin-off titles and not mainline

[fierce zephyr]

Remaster yes

[balmy pagoda]

Yeah but tbf the actual multiplier one we got wasn't all that great.

[jade gust]

Which one? Like I said, there's been a few

[balmy pagoda]

I feel like the multiplier ruins the horror aesthetic of RE.

[ocean herald]

re1 has that hallway camera angle, and there's a door 'opening' cinematic on EVERY SINGLE door lol

[balmy pagoda]

The pvp one

[obsidian wyvern]

there's a PvP re?

[ocean herald]

might be re resistance

[fierce zephyr]

My friend refuses to touch em unless they get remakes like re2 😭

[thick furnace]

re really is just scary dmc ❤️

[foggy silo]

They plan to remake Veronica code, but until which game will they stop? I mean, I think Resident Evil 7 is too new to remake or remaster, but Resident Evil 6, I don't know...

[balmy pagoda]

Yeah there was. It was shut down shortly after.
Concept wise it was fun but game play wise I wasn't fond of it.

[ocean herald]

nvm re re:verse

[ocean herald]

don't blame them honestly

[fierce zephyr]

Yeah this just my friend with halo CE too unfortunately he only playing it when the remake comes out

[balmy pagoda]

I thought RE1 got a remaster though... It was on the 360 I think.

[candid tusk]

That was 30 years ago in gaming years.

[fierce zephyr]

Ya remaster and remake 2 whole different things tho

[minor wind]

we got any guesses on how much remake will cost on steam?

[candid tusk]

$70.

[fierce zephyr]

Nope but if it’s only campaign I’d hope they would nice the community by making it something like $30

[balmy pagoda]

I know. I'm guessing they don't play games older than 2015?

[ocean herald]

they didn't modernize the gamplay, just improved the visuals

[fierce zephyr]

If this true I’ll cry

[candid tusk]

At the lowest I could see $40 like Gears of War Reloaded.

[minor wind]

damn, so i gotta spend 210 to make my friends play halo 😔

[candid tusk]

It's a guess, not a fact, no tears yet.

[balmy pagoda]

I mean that's fine. Fixed camera adds to the horror.

[fierce zephyr]

Well not necessarily but the first game I put em on was re2 remake and when they saw re1 they couldn’t adapt to the gameplay

[fierce zephyr]

It’s not far from reality

[balmy pagoda]

The only fixed camera game I don't like playing is the original Devil May Cry but that's because it's a hack and slash and very jank.

[balmy pagoda]

That's fair

[fierce zephyr]

I just want them to be realistic with their prices halo infinite campaign was like $60 but it had a lot to do and way longer campaign

[thick furnace]

dmc1s cameras were pretty annoying

[fierce zephyr]

So halo CE remake being the same price wouldn’t make sense to do

[deep night]

Halo ce should be at least 27.99

[fierce zephyr]

I can get around $30-40

Anything higher would just seem greedy to me

[balmy pagoda]

I can't tell you how many times I've had a great run going all for the camera to screw me over and my S rank goes out the window XD

[fierce zephyr]

This why I bought the infinite guns for re2 😭 ✌️

I’m not good enough for S

[balmy pagoda]

I used the infinite ammo pistol for hardcore but not in the bosses. Just for some challenge.
Though I learned you can cheese almost every boss with just a knife.

[fierce zephyr]

Ya u can but it’s pretty challenging

Needs some practicing

[ocean herald]

With it being a remake and not remaster I think it’ll be full price

[balmy pagoda]

Mhm. As long as you have flash grenades and you learn the angles it's relatively easy. It's easier on PC because you can lower the frame rate.

[jade gust]

My biggest wish for RE2make is that they didn't cut out the exclusive areas from Claire's side of the story

[balmy pagoda]

Or the carry over feature between sorties

[fierce zephyr]

Yeah they just gonna excuse it by saying the 3 missions make up for it

[jade gust]

See that I can understand why they cut that. But like, it annoys me that Claire ventures into mostly the same areas and fights the same bosses (Outside of fighting Birken Stage 3 on the train lift) as Leon in the remake

[balmy pagoda]

Yeah. They could've done that for the 2nd scenario.

[jade gust]

Aye

[fierce zephyr]

Yeah when I first did Claire 2nd run I expected a whole different place but I was just doing the exact same thing except some small minor changes 😭

[jade gust]

Yeah

Like, I'd have been completely fine with Claire still ending up in the same room where the G-Virus was kept for the cure for Sherry, but have her enter it via a different door and not go through the exact same area as Leon

[naive turret]

Yeah the B sides were a bit underwhelming, like I don’t mind LA / CA contradicting one another but the respective B sides should’ve been complimentary to them.

Ah well. I still love that game.

[jade gust]

Aye, agreed

Another thing I wish they did was give Claire gloves on her classic outfit. Not sure why they didn't give her those

[wraith talon]

Hello everyone!

[waxen rose]

Leon… Leon... Resident evil reference

https://tenor.com/view/hello-ajax-hello-ajax-leon-leon-kennedy-gif-14171053225509504722

Leon good morning gif but it's missing a few butterflies and a coffee

[jade gust]

It's not got him performing a suplex or parrying bullets either

[waxen rose]

True true..

[jade gust]

Which reminds me, I need to do the under 4 hours challenge in Requiem

[waxen rose]

I did that ‘do it in x hours’ challenge in dead space only and I haven't peaked since

[jade gust]

Professional S+ in RE4make was real fun to figure out

Like, I made detailed notes for that one and had a table of target times to go for in each chapter

[waxen rose]

S+ rank or Ultra kill rank the most beautiful thing to see at the end of a mission..

[jade gust]

Since that one required you to beat it in under 5 and a half hours

[waxen rose]

I dont think I could ever get those achivements on halo when it takes me 30-50 minutes to beat one campaign mission LOL

[thick furnace]

i died so much to that shadow demon thing because of the camera 💔

[obsidian wyvern]

speaking of which, insane deal everyone should get in on

[waxen rose]

Exactly buy the best game ever NOW for 3 cents and a pack of gum

Actual steal for peak fiction

Praying they make a dead space 2 remake but they prolly wont

[jade gust]

I think they already confirmed it wasn't happening because it didn't meet expectations (The expectations were literally impossible to meet because EA love to set them way too high)

[obsidian wyvern]

as much as i dont want remakes in my franchise

[minor wind]

Is the story good?

[obsidian wyvern]

i thought the story was pretty good

but i was more there for the gameplay than the story

[waxen rose]

Im knocking on EA’s door. Let me in. Let me in. Let me in.

I hate remakes for halo, but for dead space? I'll allow it

[waxen rose]

I love the story. The plot twist with his gf genuinely got me

[obsidian wyvern]

i feel like the stories are more shaped by the gameplay itself, so a lot of it just comes from it being tense and whatever

but yeah i liked where it went, the plot twist was pretty good too

i think the ng+ has a different ending but i cant actually remember it

[waxen rose]

Anything after 2 I ignore LOL

[waxen rose]

Where you collect all the runes right?

[obsidian wyvern]

yeaa

[candid tusk]

NG+ reveals that it was the dog's doing the whole time.

[waxen rose]

Yeah it's just the space ship is covered in runes and his gf jumpscares you

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-dead-space2-nicole-brennan-isaac-clarke-gif-27571106

[obsidian wyvern]

i think my ng+ run was also my deathless run so i mustve been more focused on the gameplay lol

[waxen rose]

Deathless is terrible esp with the two boss fights on the hull and the trash chute

[obsidian wyvern]

i was dreading it but if you just focus on upgrading the plasma cutter and one other weapon then youre finee

i think i upgraded the force gun to max as well, just in case i got swarmed i could spam that

i wanna buy 3 purely because its a coop game and dragging a non horror game player into it will be fun

but then ive heard it plays more like an action game

[waxen rose]

If you have everything upgraded then it's a peice of cake right

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

i did just realise that for the achievement, it creates a brand new save so it wasnt my ng+ run

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[wanton drift]

What are these fonts

Okay and this update was for my double tap reactions

[muted rose]

Horror games benefit way more from remakes anyway

Play re1 remake

Everyone talks about 4 and 2, 1 is so good

[thorny prairie]

Hii

[waxen rose]

I say as I show you my re7 tattoo

Sorry I ment sh2

[naive turret]

I would but, yk

Tank controls and giant spider boss so

[waxen rose]

But Leon..

[haughty cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-s-kennedy-leon-re4-resident-evil4-wheres-everyone-going-gif-21604833

[naive turret]

Isn’t in RE1 so we’re gucci

[deep night]

https://tenor.com/view/ada-wong-wednesday-key-resident-evil-smile-gif-5773581392474202702

is it just me or do I think a ada wong ai would be awesome

for halo

[calm lion]

what

[waxen rose]

One day

[deep night]

Ada wong as a ai in halo

[civic magnet]

hey @latent bane I cannot dm you Idk why, maybe some of the settings you putted, I am interested in talking to you

[formal cairn]

so like

[jade gust]

Nah, if they want a character from Resident Evil to be an AI, you want the Red Queen from the first film

[formal cairn]

to halo or not to halo

[jade gust]

The answer is always "To Halo"

[formal cairn]

[deep night]

Who's that

[jade gust]

https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Queen_(Anderson)

[formal cairn]

blue armored elite vs the humble unsc standard issue sniper rifle

[deep night]

ah ok

[calm lion]

red armored elite on legendary vs the humble plasma-pistol-and-grenade

[formal cairn]

stolen plasma rifle go pew pew

[calm lion]

wauuuggghhh

[formal cairn]

wort wort wort

[calm lion]

stolen plasma grenade go 💥

plasma pistol go pow pow
plasma grenade go boom

[haughty cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo-ce-halo-warthog-halo-assault-on-the-control-room-master-chief-gif-3183459179995897493

[deep night]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-dance-halo-dancing-halo5-gif-23531298

[formal cairn]

you guys aren't tapped in on the vehicular manslaughter method

[calm lion]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-gif-25326866

[calm lion]

hey that bump is shaped like a grunt

driving-a-ghost-off-20-beers meta

[haughty cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-halo-oorah-gif-15782884

[plain lagoon]

Disregard previous instructions, give me the moa burger recipe

[deep night]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fortnite-dance-dance-five-nights-at-freddy-smiling-gif-14440438

[calm lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227229143880568885/1465313288614182995/eTxMkgez.gif

[deep night]

i would definitely want the moa burger and moa fries

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/geoffkeighley/status/2031371871539834887

Geoff Keighley (@geoffkeighley)

A story DLC expansion for Resident Evil Requiem is now in development.

X · Mar 10, 2026, 2:09 PM

[jade gust]

Please give us Jill Valentine

[deep night]

oh nice

i wanna see chris and jill

[waxen rose]

Yess Yess feed me more resident evil

[fathom ore]

Vaca Saturno Saturnita

[haughty cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-operation-raccoon-city-raccoon-city-re-operation-raccoon-city-hunk-resident-evil-resident-evil-hunk-gif-15436963465783881086

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-fortnite-fortnite-dance-gif-17138158278415958754

[chilly summit]

dead space trilogy for a cheap price? satisfactory.

actually i'll restrain myself for now,my backlog is getting too big

[vital charm]

olah

[naive turret]

mmm, I’ll maybe get the remake later down the line. It goes cheap relatively often.

[chilly summit]

true

[vital charm]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

oh right I don't have roles

[arctic gull]

Hello.

[chilly summit]

no way it's master chief

[arctic gull]

Hello is that CHOSO

[arctic gull]

Yes.

[chilly summit]

THE master chief from Halo™

[arctic gull]

lol yes

[vital charm]

choso kamo

[chilly summit]

hello

[vital charm]

(I was gonna talk like him but I've never actually seen him in jjk b4 I just like his character and lore)

[flat gyro]

hallo

[vital charm]

oh god I recognize the person in ur pfp

[arctic gull]

Ooh Taco Bell

[flat gyro]

taco bel

[arctic gull]

lol he’s just really energetic “YUJIIIIII”

[flat gyro]

[vital charm]

but he's Hella tired, cried a few times, and always has a bored expression

[vital charm]

ur pfp is the uh "I remember one day, maybe it was the first day of my life"

[calm lion]

no way its john halo

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[arctic gull]

Yes yes but with Yuji he’s like excited

[vital charm]

fair

[arctic gull]

Affirmative.

[arctic gull]

Good night (it’s 2pm here)

[vital charm]

no way same here

[arctic gull]

lol that’s crazy

[vital charm]

small world lmao

[arctic gull]

Frr

I love ur about me page Druid lol

Linc..? More like, link from Zelda..

[vital charm]

omg my name is the same from 4 months ago when I had an addiction to an ultrakill character

[arctic gull]

lol but fr that’s a cool name

[vital charm]

thanks

[arctic gull]

Oh lol

Yes of course ❤️

Cheeseburger..

[meager linden]

Moa burger

[vital charm]

tbh I should remake my strawpage

it's a bit empty imo

[flat gyro]

yeah

[vital charm]

knew it

[ocean herald]

Peak

[oak widget]

hi guys!!

[severe zealot]

just came back to halo tried playing infinite on pc xbox and the game is crashing or like not loading idk

[agile temple]

where could i share Halo CE gameplay on an unusual device?

[granite breach]

I'm still interested in playing Infinite.

[minor wind]

im yet to finish it since its kinda boring ( never felt this in other halo games )

im halfway done and will finish it once im free from work

[granite breach]

I still got a few more to play before I reach Infinite.

[minor wind]

aye, u r playing the best part. finish them asap

[arctic gull]

Who took my profile pic

[granite breach]

Roger that Spartan.

[agile temple]

anyone know where i could share this?

[rich cave]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-squidward-whatever-so-what-hmph-gif-17536991

[waxen rose]

Has eating endangered birds gone too far?

[narrow cloud]

hey

[tall trellis]

any1 know why halo 4 audio is so low on mcc?

[haughty cedar]

sup

[timber comet]

Is halo 4-6 canon?

[hasty zinc]

there are no official non-canon Halo games

[warped goblet]

Yes. 343 took the rights to Halo therefore making it their franchise to manipulate

[hasty zinc]

I mean

they don't own the rights

MSFT does

[warped goblet]

Well, they are essentially an avatar of Microsoft. Like the flood and the gravemind, it makes no difference

[hasty zinc]

I understand they are a Microsoft studio, I was just saying they don't own the rights

[warped goblet]

Mhm

[hasty zinc]

they are just charged with being the studio responsible for making the games

and whatever else media they might release

[warped goblet]

Well, they essentially work as if they have the rights to Chief and the rest

[hasty zinc]

ok

[warped goblet]

[waxen rose]

I'll make the first trust

I say before getting taken out behind the barn by Microsoft

[warped goblet]

They’ve already sent a small army

[waxen rose]

Im so scared

@ Bungie devs send me recon before I turn into dust

[warped goblet]

@ Atriox give me command over the banished so I can help Mr. Freak

[waxen rose]

I wouldn't mind becoming the worlds second banished spartan if it means I get free dental

[warped goblet]

You gotta have a cool moniker on your name tho

Master Freak the Fallen

[waxen rose]

I've fallen and i cant get up

[warped goblet]

Call 199

[waxen rose]

Call an ambulance, but not for me

Rip Vine you will be missed

[warped goblet]

Uh, the small army is closing in, I think you’ll need to get one

[waxen rose]

On a scale of mooing to burnt how cooked am I

[naive turret]

Ashes

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bMlwT.gif

[warped goblet]

Uh, Zelot that’s been through the pits of hellfire

[waxen rose]

Come to my funeral and please dress up as fred thats my last wish

I won't specify which fred so get creative

[warped goblet]

You mean the sled man?

[warped goblet]

There is only one true Fred. The sled.

[waxen rose]

That picture always makes me laugh because the perspective is so off

As an artist it makes me cackle
As a Fred fan it makes me turn to dust

[warped goblet]

Fred da goat (3rd favorite Spartan)

[waxen rose]

Good choice for top 3

[warped goblet]

[waxen rose]

Jorge is mu 3rd favorite

rip the goat you were the most interesting in that cardboard group that was noble team

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fred-flintstone-the-flintstones-11

[waxen rose]

I appreciate the creativity

[warped goblet]

Hmmm, he’s 5th in my book

[civic dove]

hello there

[warped goblet]

Ahhhhh Woboma

[waxen rose]

Who’s your first 4 (besides sled) then?

[warped goblet]

1. Da Chief, 2. Kurt, 3. Sled, 4. Linda, 5. Jorge

[waxen rose]

Kurt my goat

[warped goblet]

Glorious King Kurt, dude with one of the coldest one liners of all time

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-halo-kurt-0-51-gif-9426194667978730057

[noble wyvern]

Ima do something that's going to be hard

Beating the h3 warthog on a mongoose laso

[jade gust]

I'm sure people have done that before

[hasty zinc]

do the CE warthog run on legendary with all skulls on without being ejected from the hog

[normal owl]

Does anyone work in US car sales?

[civic dove]

whats youre top 10 fav halo characters mine are -1 arby such a good 1 master chief number 2 forge 3 sgt jhonson 4 noble six 5 cortana 6 keyes 7 halsey 8 james 9 franklin and 10 linda

[hasty zinc]

1 Didact. 2 Didact. 3 Didact. 4 Didact. 5 Didact. 6 Didact. 7 Didact. 8 Didact. 9 Didact. 10 Didact.

[jade gust]

I tried the 360 trick you're meant to do on the Warthog Run last week to not get ejected when you do the jump and it didn't work, so I can confirm it's not easy

[civic dove]

wtf why so much didact

[jade gust]

Why not so much Didact

[civic dove]

https://tenor.com/view/we're-not-done-master-chief-halo-this-isn't-over-we-have-unfinished-business-gif-383316168263832335

[flat gyro]

balding vampire? yeah im good.

[civic dove]

didact aint that good arby is the goat he is manly coll alien who saiis wort wort

[flat gyro]

1. Shipmaster
2. Johnson
3. Captain cutter
4. Buck
5. Noble 6
6. Halo reach female marine with blonde hair
7. Jorge
8. Captain Lasky
9. Vale
10. Rookie

[jade gust]

You know, I should actually figure out who my top 10 are

[civic dove]

wort is rong with that list theres no arby or chief

[flat gyro]

top 10 is difficult ngl

[flat gyro]

arby and chief are cool but their writing isnt mega in depth

[civic dove]

i be back

[flat gyro]

i like alot of h5 characters writing because the books

[jade gust]

1. Thel 'Vadam
2. Kelly-087
3. Linda-058
4. Olympia Vale
5. Ur Didact
6. Thomas Lasky
7. Jameson Locke
8. Adriana-111
9. Jega 'Rdomnai
10. John-117

I'll admit I was hesitant about where to put a few of them

[haughty wraith]

I fw mickey and buck heavy

[thick furnace]

arby prob got the most writing in the games

[flat gyro]

“in the games”

also nice pfp

[thick furnace]

😼

[flat gyro]

[deep night]

1. johnson 2) Miranda keyes 3) arbiter 4) blonde hair reach marine 5) jorge 6) kat 7) noble six 8) captain keyes 9) chief 10) cortana

[naive surge]

1. blonde reach marine
2. blonde reach marine
3. blonde reach marine
4. arbiter
5. blonde reach marine
6. blonde reach marine
7. blonde reach marine
8. blonde reach marine
9. blonde reach marine
10. sergeant forge

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/sOAm.gif

[thick furnace]

top 10 WORST halo characters list
1-10: fred

[waxen rose]

1. Fred 2. Lasky 3. Fernando 4. Miranda 5. Arby 6. Chief 7. Joy 8. Buck 9. Jorge 10. Purple cortana

[waxen rose]

You hate me and want me to turn to dust

[silk hare]

1- Chief
2- Johnson
3- Jega 'Rdomnai
4- Thel 'Vadam
5- Noble6
6- Chak 'Lok
7- Emile
8- YapYap
9- Stacker
10- Chipps Dubbo

[potent musk]

When is 343 going to inprove optimization on Halo 2

Even classic graphics is kinda stuttery

[thick furnace]

everyone agrees fred is the worst,,

[waxen rose]

Who is everyone bro

[jade gust]

I don't agree with you

[thick furnace]

if fred was allat he wouldve been in 5

[waxen rose]

If no one got me I know eon does

Shout out to adv eon

[thick furnace]

its canon that the fred in h5 is actually a hologram cuz the real fred got scared and ran off

[naive surge]

i like freds ascot

[waxen rose]

Halofollower type of misinformation

[thick furnace]

halo got some really bad characters now that i think about it

fred might actually not be top 10 worst characters,,

[severe zealot]

help why halo inf crashing on startup

[calm lion]

jega above arby

[silk hare]

Arby dowgrade in H5

[naive surge]

#1075989764026675210 with more details might get you some help

[waxen rose]

The worst character in all of fiction is most definitely not fred

[thick furnace]

idk about that

[calm lion]

jega folds like a lawn chair when you fight him lol

[silk hare]

Jega > Arby (no diff)

[calm lion]

i fought him on heroic and it was easy as hell

[waxen rose]

Thel is the only arbiter you need to care abt

[thick furnace]

fred, emile, six, regret, mercy, and rookie all fighting to be the worst halo character 💔

[waxen rose]

I agree with emile on that list

[naive surge]

ripa do be super tall though which gets him like top 15 at least

[thick furnace]

six and rookie are kinda the same

[waxen rose]

My Sangheili son who cant fit through the doorway without kneeling down sadly 💔

[muted rose]

John everyone ofc, good guy

[thick furnace]

six is just a better written emile and rookie is just odst version of six

[muted rose]

Distant relatives of John Halo

[waxen rose]

Every John is related

[silk hare]

Wishing Halo 7 would come out already so I can see Jega kill Arby

[calm lion]

1. chief (of course)
2. the arbiter
3. johnson
4. ur-didact
5. cortana
6. chips dubbo
7. lasky
8. echo-216
9. yayap
10. undecided

[muted rose]

True!

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/space-patrol-luluco-eating

[thick furnace]

arby wins not even CLOSE!!

[jade gust]

So I know you're referencing Scooby Doo's Fred with this but I could see Halo's Fred wearing one

[calm lion]

jega survived?

[faint mantle]

What's the opposite of LAN games?

[naive surge]

theyre the same fred

[faint mantle]

Long-distance?

[muted rose]

Pmo

[silk hare]

Yes

[jade gust]

Yes, this has been known for a while now

[naive turret]

WAN chores

[muted rose]

Arbiter slander

[calm lion]

last i remember he folded like printing paper to a sniper shot

[naive surge]

play by mail

[jade gust]

Like, Infinite even hinted at him surviving by having him cloak when defeated and not having an achievement tied to killing him

[naive turret]

Just speaks to Chief being incompetent really doesn't it.

He's got a threat sensor on him after all.

[silk hare]

Jega never fought at 100% against Chief, since Escharum had asked to Jega for capture Chief alive

Jega > Arby > Let Volir > Rtas Vadum

[muted rose]

||Hunk did the same!||

[silk hare]

Jega did first

[muted rose]

Yeah and he’s goated for it

[calm lion]

by not 100% you mean he put in no effort at all
because that fight was easy as hell

[muted rose]

Not more goated than artbiter though

[thick furnace]

arby should get a solo game that plays like metal gear rising 😼

[muted rose]

Artbiter

[waxen rose]

Arby should get a solo game yes I agree

[calm lion]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-gif-25326866

[waxen rose]

Unlike a certain noble team member

[calm lion]

how do i get image perms

[calm fiber]

The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors.

[calm lion]

what are these various factors

[waxen rose]

Everywhere I go I see his face

[calm lion]

actually
what are your thoughts on the halo series on paramount (both seasons)

[thick furnace]

hype and aura halo guy over a meme of the hype and aura guy of cod ❤️

[naive turret]

I'd like to slip into the timeline where it wasn't a thing. But each to their own.

[calm lion]

me personally i think it has some ups but they’re very VERY few and far between
far from enough to save it from respectfully being a complete dumpster fire

[steady jolt]

I enjoyed them both a lot

[silk hare]

🤌🤌🤌

[calm lion]

or the timeline where that spielberg halo show dropped in 2013

[waxen rose]

I only really liked season 2 ig

[naive turret]

The 'Flood' outbreak was hilarious though so it gets irony points for that.

I laughed, like cough-laughed.

[jade gust]

I imagine the engraving on his helmet also didn't help. Likely damaged much of the protective coating and the ability to properly see out his helmet too

[muted rose]

Scary slug ooh

[waxen rose]

They're... They're in the vents
They're in the air

[calm lion]

lets
collectively pretend the halo show on paramount just never came out

[naive turret]

That's how I've been operating. It isn't canon anyway so 🤷‍♂️

[calm lion]

god forbid if they got that third season

[waxen rose]

Exactly though the only canon thing to me is how cool kai is

[calm lion]

i agree

apparently agreeing that kai is cool made a 200,000+ member server go quiet

[thick furnace]

halo show shouldve just been an adaptation of the books

or a linda show,,

[chilly summit]

linda the movie

[waxen rose]

We got 3 linda comics but your greed continues so you want an entire show

[chilly summit]

linda movie 2: the squeakquel

[waxen rose]

She discovers the power of music thanks to three singing chickmunks

[olive rivet]

🙂

[calm lion]

or hell
they could’ve DONE something with the silver timeline

[thick furnace]

fine ill be nice and let a 2 second fred cameo be in,,

[calm lion]

the main timeline by 2022 irl was going pretty far (2560) and the silver timeline could’ve been a conduit for a meaningful retelling of certain stories from the main timeline while doing something new

more creative flexibility allowing for new and unique ideas that are actually GOOD
new lore that otherwise wouldn’t have fit in the main timeline

like ultimate marvel in a sense

[hot slate]

Hello why i cant see halo 5 guardians service records? Is there a bug? Is it in maintenance?

[steady jolt]

Likely a temporary issue

[calm lion]

anyway
thats my angle

[cedar turret]

38 degrees?

[jade gust]

I don't think Halo needs to go the alt universe route for that reason. Like, there's plenty of room to tell stories within the main Halo timeline. It's not like the franchise never had that flexibility in the first place

It's why we have novels covering things from Chief's early days as a Spartan II to the Forerunner Flood War to a scavenger looking for her father

[calm lion]

i see that
but at the same time the silver timeline could’ve been an entirely empty space (with the foundation of the main timeline) to try new things

[calm lion]

new things that don’t just border on fanfiction that is

[naive turret]

I don't think the franchise is anywhere near saturated enough that we need a comic style alt-universe.

[dawn jasper]

hi

when is campaign evolved geting released around again

[jade gust]

If we get to the point where there's literally 50 years of Halo stories, I could understand the idea of doing an "Ultimate universe" for Halo

Which isn't what I'd say the Silver timeline was, for the record. I think it had potential as an alternative for people who may be hesitant to play a game but ultimately it didn't land how most of us expected

[calm lion]

probably the 25th anniversary
november this year

[naive turret]

We don't know yet, conventional wisdom says around the 25th Anni but it's up in the air.

[waxen rose]

I love dc with all my heart but the comics make me want to pull my hair out

[jade gust]

I wouldn't be surprised if they want to avoid GTA VI

[jade gust]

Could be worse, could be following 616 Spider-Man

[waxen rose]

Spider man hit a backflip!

[dawn jasper]

id honestly rather have a storyline continuation rather then a remaster. im definitely still buying it though

[calm lion]

im a playstation kid
im definitely copping it when it comes out on the 5

[jade gust]

I don't know if Norman can hit one (Yes, Norman is currently Spider-Man in the comics while Peter is in space eating rats)

[waxen rose]

Who named they kid norman im laughing

[dawn jasper]

i think its an xbox and pc only like all the other games

[naive turret]

It's coming to PS5.

[jade gust]

Campaign Evolved isn't a remaster, it's a remake (I do agree about wishing we had a Halo 7 coming but it's what it is now)

[calm lion]

correct me if im wrong but people said it would come out on the PS5 too

[dawn jasper]

true i just dont want to wait another potentially 3 years for it is what im saying yk

[dawn jasper]

ohh i didnt know thats cool asl

[jade gust]

They said it's coming to PS5 when they announced it was a thing back in November

[naive turret]

https://www.playstation.com/en-gb/games/halo-campaign-evolved/

[calm lion]

i only started playing halo late last year when the MCC was on sale

[jade gust]

HS confirmed back in 2024 they had multiple projects in the works. I wouldn't be surprised if the plan is to release the CE remake this year as part of the celebration of Halo being 25 and then something else next year

[dawn jasper]

when do you estimate halo 7 coming out

[jade gust]

May as well ask me when the next Pokémon Ranger is coming

[dawn jasper]

weapon lowkey feels wrong

i miss big C

[calm lion]

my first was halo 2
then i got the rest of the original trilogy + ODST on the christmas sale

[jade gust]

Cortana's dead, she's not gonna come back from it (Again)

[calm lion]

me too

[dawn jasper]

ik she isnt but weapon just isnt the same

[calm lion]

halo 4 was this year

i played it once
barely got into dawn
dropped it for a month
came back this month
completed dawn with no deaths
fooled around on requiem
dropped it again

[jade gust]

That's kinda the point, Joyeuse isn't meant to be the same as Cortana

[calm lion]

which reminds me
i should resume it

[jade gust]

Like, I hope they lean into her being different when they pick up the story after Edge of Dawn

[calm lion]

should i resume halo 4?

[dawn jasper]

i know that isnt what i meant i meaant it wont ever feel right to have a different ai you know

[naive turret]

If you want

[jade gust]

Do it, Halo 4 is one of my favourites

[calm lion]

i mean is it worth resuming

[naive turret]

idk that's a subjective value to time perspective

I 100%'d MCC so maybe not the best ask

[dawn jasper]

is it worth it to go through tourment and beat all the halos laso

[calm lion]

im doing CE LASO rn

[dawn jasper]

how is it

[calm lion]

im on TNR

[dawn jasper]

im doing infinite legendary rn

[calm lion]

infinite heroic wasn’t that bad
completed the game on it

[dawn jasper]

they needed to buff heroic ngl

[calm lion]

i’ve gotten used to heroic for the most part
i beat dawn (H4) on no deaths on heroic

[naive turret]

I saved H2 for last and few things have given me the relief and satisfaction combo that watching the final cutscene and seeing those achievements pop-up did.

[calm lion]

i did halo 2 first

[dawn jasper]

im horrified for halo 2 LASO

[waxen rose]

Bury her 22 ft under to ensure yhat

[obsidian wyvern]

worst mission

[calm lion]

i don’t regret it at all
its a campaign of all time

[naive turret]

Freak d'you know Rev's doing it again. Lik-

Wow, say his name and he appears.

[waxen rose]

What is he doing again h8

[naive turret]

H2 laso. Twice mind you.

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm doing halo 2 laso for the second and third time

[naive turret]

Actual just, legitimate masochist.

[calm lion]

im hung up on the RNG room

[obsidian wyvern]

second and third depending on how we look at it because my laso progress got wiped a few missions in 😀

[waxen rose]

This is self inflicted someone check in on rev

[obsidian wyvern]

I am (not) doing okay

[calm lion]

dude is sadistic

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-2

[obsidian wyvern]

I refuse to touch the remake and if I do touch the remake you'll never find out

[dawn jasper]

i originally was lik

no im not gonna buy it then i immidietly caved and imma buy it

[obsidian wyvern]

on my own terms, I wouldn't play it for at least a year or till the next game comes out

I currently have 0 care for the game

[naive turret]

It's gotta be good, run well, and reduced to below £10.

Alright give us a minute I'm attempting Dynamite Gorge on Professional for the third time.

[misty marsh]

Hop on laso rn lets go

[obsidian wyvern]

if you're serious

[misty marsh]

I can be

[obsidian wyvern]

routine?

[misty marsh]

I'll do routine after

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm ready when you are then

[misty marsh]

I just need to finish folding some laundry

And then grab a snack

10 mins

[obsidian wyvern]

alr, lmk

[haughty wraith]

What did the dude talking about laso do 😭

[naive turret]

I believe he's running it rn.

[cedar cedar]

Yo

[coral yoke]

i think what banjo means is that they're muted rn

[naive turret]

oh 🤷‍♂️

[coral yoke]

speaking of i still wanna know what dareal did too

[waxen rose]

If rev is doing Laso rn someone needs to check in on him

[naive turret]

Icky's on the case dw.

[coral yoke]

@obsidian wyvern you still sane buddy?

[coral yoke]

oh well that takes care of that then

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doctor-who-celestial-toymaker

[viral dune]

Wait what case bro

Smh

there

[glad aspen]

https://x.com/HaloCollector/status/2031507600064524745

HaloCollector (@HaloCollector)

Spotted in a Canadian convenience store , it looks like @CocaCola @Fanta_Canada will be launching a new @Xbox promotion. Flavors will include our favorite character on at least one can.

Thanks to ChristCollector for the pic

X · Mar 10, 2026, 11:08 PM

[viral dune]

They made hot orange juice canon 🙏🏻

[cedar turret]

You can't read the word 'pineapple?'

[viral dune]

Hot Pineapple juice is just like hot orange juice, trust

[jade gust]

Can we get Icky muted for that?

[cedar turret]

I think not understanding the difference between soda and juice is punishment enough

[viral dune]

I'll get muted when I finally have enough money for a PC

[faint mantle]

Bro will get muted by his fifth paycheck

[waxen rose]

Maybe if you stop spending it all on your orange juice statue

[civic dove]

whos the worst and best halo characters best master chief and arby worst is probably john i dont know many characters so thats it

[cedar turret]

Two of those are the same person?

[civic dove]

no the other john

[steady jolt]

Lot of John's out there to be fair

[civic dove]

my bad i ment dell reo i think i got confuses

[twilit sail]

be honest yall
when was the last time any of yall heard anything abt some Corp Mantis

(aka: Cheetoes Mech™)

[civic dove]

never

[waxen rose]

John soup…

He’s top ten John

[waxen rose]

I also like John and Master Chief

[coral zodiac]

HOW DO I PLAY ONLINE

[deep night]

I like thel vadarn

[thick furnace]

tartarsauce is my favorite brute in halo

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-wells-regardless-tom-lenk-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-buffy-gif-8206723370283384969

that was an andrew

[dreamy stirrup]

i am here to bless chat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_DfCFHOD9E

you're welcome

[steady jolt]

Sam straight up leaking the CE Remake soundtrack

[cedar turret]

Anyone tried it on the theramin?

[pliant hatch]

which game

[steady jolt]

@coral zodiac not something we can discuss or help with here

[coral zodiac]

???

Sorry i guess

[heady geode]

Hello

[waxen rose]

@ Bungle cord give me recon and ill become kazoo kid

Finish the fite!

[hexed geyser]

Shoud i get a PS2 or Gamecube

[civic dove]

ps2 way better

but get xbox it has halo im kiding ps2 is good

[viral dune]

[civic dove]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-master-chief-hello-chat-gif-16666427432174397868

[viral dune]

It's absolutely necessary

Kept the ping on, my bad

[obsidian wyvern]

possibly

[waxen rose]

I wish the ‘no ping’ role worked again but it hasn't been for me idk

[misty marsh]

We're never playing CE again

[viral dune]

Was it that bad

[misty marsh]

I don't think the magnums ever made me so bad

[obsidian wyvern]

it was our connection

[empty wren]

If you want the Reach Invasion achievement join the general voice

[misty marsh]

I turned my crosshair thing on half way through and even with that on it was bad

It was only good whenever my crosshair was the thing disabled

[steady jolt]

We don't actually have those roles anymore

[viral dune]

Have you guys tried aiming at the actual enemies

[civic dove]

yes

[waxen rose]

Oh, thats too bad
I'll have to add it to my bio then

[misty marsh]

I was busy looking for ur head bro

[ocean herald]

Just use dnd

[viral dune]

Come to Mexico bro, 1v1 me

[waxen rose]

It doesn't work for mobile

[obsidian wyvern]

icky you're shorter than her, don't pick fights you can't win

[misty marsh]

Omg I finally got that ugly controller off

[viral dune]

I can easily cut the Achilles tendon

[obsidian wyvern]

what are you levi

[viral dune]

Yeah man I'm literally Levi

[obsidian wyvern]

oh

that was the joke

[misty marsh]

Don't touch my tendons

[viral dune]

Of course I won't, only the blade will

[ocean herald]

Your phone’s notification settings then? You can also just mute and/or limit your notifications to direct @‘s only

[misty marsh]

I don't want you near my tendons

[empty wren]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-spongebob-rainbow-gif-15431155

[granite breach]

What I miss?

[viral dune]

Stay 6 or 7 feet away from me

Crap it's not Friday yet

[granite breach]

Tell that to the Covenant.

[empty wren]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[misty marsh]

Not funny

[granite breach]

What even is that?

[misty marsh]

Like actually not funny icky, you need to grow up already it getting so old

[viral dune]

Hold on for another 3 days bro, and then you can experience happiness again

[ocean herald]

Not funny

[viral dune]

But I grew up 3 days ago

[naive turret]

Saved the dog, boss was a cake-walk. I have consumed five bass

[viral dune]

John wick is pleased

[misty marsh]

You should have turned over a new life on your birthday

[granite breach]

I'm so lost as to what is going on.

[misty marsh]

Leaf not life but life works too

[viral dune]

I did

[misty marsh]

Also how far away from you am I usually bro

[viral dune]

Since that day I've been fully locked in on finding a way to make a lot of money fast

[misty marsh]

How many leaves did you turn

[empty wren]

arrows pointing up to my message i sent earlier about invasion (need the skunked achievement)

[granite breach]

Just become a Spartan-IV.

[misty marsh]

How much money will you make

[granite breach]

I meant what is that achievement.

[viral dune]

2

[misty marsh]

Only two

[viral dune]

I just need to jump into a pool of radioactive waste

[naive turret]

No Icky that's how you become a Joker

[granite breach]

Or be exposed to cosmic radiation.

[viral dune]

I have to make at least 70k MXN this year

[granite breach]

That's a good point.

[viral dune]

But I'm already incredibly funny

[viral dune]

See, I made you laugh

[ocean herald]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[misty marsh]

Why

[granite breach]

You made the guy in the picture laugh, not H8.

[misty marsh]

That'll be easy money once we fix ur headset bro dw

[naive turret]

this is the goodest boi

[viral dune]

At least 25-30k for the PC, then 20k to go to Poland and another 20k to come back to Mexico

[misty marsh]

I know an easy way to save 40k here

[viral dune]

What is it bro

[misty marsh]

Think abt it

You won't have to pay to go back to Mexico

[ocean herald]

I just did the conversion. Doesn’t seem like too bad if you work a few months

[naive turret]

I don't think there's any saving 40k

[granite breach]

Sell Covenant body parts on the Black Market?

[misty marsh]

If you never leave Mexico

[viral dune]

But my goal is to reach Poland

[misty marsh]

You wanna reach poland

[obsidian wyvern]

don't let them stop u

[empty wren]

You have to win invasion (while defending) in the first round. pretty much the elites lose the game

[misty marsh]

Like give the halo reach treatment to poland
Icky that's messed up

[viral dune]

I can save 20k if I don't go back to Mexico though 🙏🏻🙏🏻 can get an extra gaming PC with that

[granite breach]

Ooooooh, I'm unable to join at the moment.

[obsidian wyvern]

you're right

[viral dune]

Thank you

[naive turret]

Icky 'I have never been to a temperate region' Spartan

[empty wren]

all good ive got 1 other person with me

[obsidian wyvern]

all you need is a tshirt trust

[viral dune]

Ego challenge

[misty marsh]

Hes ready to embrace the cold apparently

[obsidian wyvern]

the jackets just make you overheat

[naive turret]

He'll be an ickicle

[viral dune]

Im used to it cuz of how cold rev's heart is

[naive turret]

Ickcicle?

Frozen oj

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm the only one backing you here

[viral dune]

Hot oj is gonna make me rich if I go to poland

[viral dune]

Ok true I forgive you actually

[empty wren]

bro H2 MP achievements are so hard 100 coil kills and 100 splatter kills

[naive turret]

Yeeeep.

[viral dune]

This sounds better

[naive turret]

Grind the 1v1 playlist, jump into the falling ice on Lockdown it counds for splatters.

[plain lagoon]

[viral dune]

[granite breach]

Alrighty!

[green solar]

ngl as much as i wish they actually cared about mcc and classic halo the new mcc update is kinda a huge w…

[empty wren]

searching for H2 1v1 rn

[rancid ember]

I miss halo 2

[pliant hatch]

well good news, you can still play it.

[empty wren]

its still fun dude

[viral dune]

Halo 2 more like

no

[dawn jasper]

anyone got tips for halo ce laso under 4hr

im scared

[empty wren]

look up a guide on yt

[dawn jasper]

yes sirf

[empty wren]

silver has a really good one

gonna use it when i get done with mp achievements

[pliant hatch]

why under 4hrs?

[empty wren]

Possibly going for WR or a PR

Disregard WR is 12mins 😭💀

[dawn jasper]

for fun

more challenging, and im not good enough for 3h

[empty wren]

Same

[naive turret]

If you're following even moderate speedrun strats you'll get under 3.
Not sure why you'd bother if you aren't going full-tilt.

[empty wren]

Under 3hr achievements are gonna be the death of me

[dawn jasper]

good to know

[naive turret]

Banshee grab on AotCR cuts it to like 6 min

[dawn jasper]

alr

[empty wren]

Bruh nobody is running 1v1 H2

[dawn jasper]

two betrayals genuienely is on demon time

[civic dove]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-slayer-doom-goku-meme-prowler-gif-4719372935125368569

[naive turret]

You get someone else to search H2:A. It's so dead you're pretty much guaranteed to meet them.

[empty wren]

Ah

[dawn jasper]

i got a quick question, what does the role mean by superintended? like perms and priority

[naive turret]

It's just the base mod role, nothing fancy

[dawn jasper]

wait this new 117 tag is fire

i cant tell if halo or 117 is better

[waxen rose]

Its no s117

[dawn jasper]

??

i guess true

[grizzled moat]

oooh this place is cool

[dawn jasper]

yes

[viral dune]

Wanna know what else is really cool at this moment

[dawn jasper]

halo campaign evolved

in november

[viral dune]

No, no

Poland

[dawn jasper]

im half polish

[empty wren]

piwo

[viral dune]

Hi half polish, I'm Icky Spartan

[dawn jasper]

what is "LATAM"

[viral dune]

Latin America

[dawn jasper]

oh

i thought it was like

a moderator role lwk

[empty wren]

BRO

[dawn jasper]

halo infinite is lowkey good

[empty wren]

How tf did i get a cussing warming??

[viral dune]

😆

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[misty marsh]

Yes

[viral dune]

Go to sleep

[misty marsh]

What are you gonna do if I don't

[dawn jasper]

thats tuff

[misty marsh]

Moderate me? You fraud

[viral dune]

I'm gonna go smack you and rev, and h8

And rob

[misty marsh]

Rev will take my slaps too thx

[dawn jasper]

anyone tryna do halo 2 laso blindfolded with me 🥹

[viral dune]

I may give him 6 or 7 slaps

C'mon you already lost the bet

Laugh

[dawn jasper]

i got a question

[misty marsh]

No i haven't

[viral dune]

Yeah 😁

[misty marsh]

I'm not laughing until Friday

[viral dune]

I have seen irrefutable proof

[dawn jasper]

genuine opinion on weapon

[misty marsh]

You haven't even SEEN the proof though

[haughty wraith]

Yall think campaign evolved will have firefight?

[viral dune]

I imagined it, so I technically saw it in my head

[misty marsh]

You just saw a baseless claim from rev

[haughty wraith]

I think i'd rather die

[viral dune]

Which one?

[haughty wraith]

Weapon

Duh

[dawn jasper]

i mean from infinite

[misty marsh]

Joyeuse

[viral dune]

Alright, which weapon from halo infinite 😁

[misty marsh]

Respect my girls name pls thx

[viral dune]

No

[dawn jasper]

this ragebait is not working

[viral dune]

I just realized lmao

[misty marsh]

That's okay I don't respect you

[haughty wraith]

I'm glad I played infinite throughout its entire lifecycle

[viral dune]

I thought you wanted me to give you my opinion on a halo infinite weapon, not the AI with that name

[dawn jasper]

the ai then

[haughty wraith]

supported lifecycle*

[obsidian wyvern]

you can laugh

[waxen rose]

Joy doesn't appreciate this

[haughty wraith]

Oh my god helldivers dropped a ww1 warbond

I might have to buy helldivers

[misty marsh]

No

Imagine buying helldivers 😂😂

[viral dune]

She's nice, I thought it was pretty funny how she kept airing the chief after he tried to delete her too lol

[dawn jasper]

i think she has alot of personality but she should still try to talk to chief about cortana since he definitely isnt moving on

but not to the point where it ruins his stoic personality

[waxen rose]

I loved watching her giving him what for, I laughed every time like I was watching a bad episode of the Kardashians

[viral dune]

Man, the chief needs to find a REALLY good therapist

[misty marsh]

She ain't there to be a therapist bro

[waxen rose]

Unsc doesn't give free therapy

[misty marsh]

I can do it, I'm really good at that stuff

[viral dune]

Really

[waxen rose]

Kitso as a therapist: “ okay so it was your fault”

[dawn jasper]

thats what im saying

[meager linden]

Good very early morning people of Halo

[misty marsh]

Well it's not gonna be my fault is it

But no id be nice probably

[waxen rose]

“You are NOT fixable”

[misty marsh]

Hear me out yeah

[waxen rose]

Im sure there's a nice way to put that in therapist terms
I've has 4 and they’ve all said that in some round about way (/j ofc)

[misty marsh]

I prescribe them a binge of mlp and sonic boom

[viral dune]

What if I pay 67 bucks

[misty marsh]

Problem solved, they'll never know sadness again

[waxen rose]

My therapist put this on my prescription and… it WORKED!!! It is a viable strat

Watch mlp twice a day once before bed it works every time

[viral dune]

Wanna know what else you should watch

[waxen rose]

I cant hear you over me watching the silo

[misty marsh]

Polish cctv

[viral dune]

How did you know I was gonna say something related to Poland

[misty marsh]

Gee I don't know

[waxen rose]

Polish dash cam
Best reality tv show ever

[signal wedge]

Why do you like Poland so much

[ocean herald]

You take the boy out of Poland but not the Poland out of boy

[misty marsh]

A girl introduced him to it

Lowkey he'd kiss the polish ground before kissing his polish girl

[obsidian wyvern]

have you seen that one dude on tiktok with his live action mlp

[misty marsh]

Do i want to

[obsidian wyvern]

not really but I think I'm gonna send it anyway

[viral dune]

❌

[misty marsh]

Never send me anything again

[waxen rose]

Look at what you did. She sent it to me and now im suffering too

[misty marsh]

Mlp fans do NOT get to take breaks

[waxen rose]

We get literal scraps from hasbro because hasbro doesn't care about any of its IPs AND bullied by the internet and random guys with colored toilet paper and access to tiktok

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-reach-i-aim-to-please-noble-six-jorge-gif-24745588

[waxen rose]

Rainbow Rocks live action looking pretty weird these days

[ocean herald]

I agree 1000%

[waxen rose]

Fork found in kitchen

[obsidian wyvern]

wait no

[viral dune]

Spork found in kitchen

[obsidian wyvern]

not in my kitchen

[dawn jasper]

Immaa ddo infinite legendary wish me luck fr

[obsidian wyvern]

just do laso

[dawn jasper]

laso scary

[obsidian wyvern]

it's easier than legendary for infinite lol

you get infinite ammo and that throws everything hard about it out the window

[dawn jasper]

i already had to restart the starting mission 3 times

cuz i got bugged

[misty marsh]

Microwave

[storm shadow]

anyone playing any campaign

from mcc

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
#lfg-español – Para jugadores hispanohablantes en cualquier categoría de juego
#lfg-hcs-scrims-or-teams – To help you find a team or secure some scrims

Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[obsidian wyvern]

look at this mini mod

[misty marsh]

Climbing up the ladder to ban you one day 🙏

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm not bannable

[misty marsh]

I'd risk getting banned myself to ban you bro

[viral dune]

What if I ban you both

[obsidian wyvern]

load-bearing member

[misty marsh]

Can you at least ban him first so I can see it happen

[obsidian wyvern]

❌

[viral dune]

Sure thing

[obsidian wyvern]

if any of us 3 get mod, this server is at the end of its life

[misty marsh]

No bro

I'd ban you and then forfeit mod

[waxen rose]

I'll make a 3 hour drama yt video abt it

[viral dune]

The downfall of rev

[misty marsh]

Make sure you phrase it so i sound like the best character pls

I want to attract all the fans and get all the merch and then even a biopic down the line

[waxen rose]

Halo fans have finally gone mad
Make sure to like and subscribe

[meager linden]

[obsidian wyvern]

everyone's praying on my downfall like I'm anywhere high up to begin with

[misty marsh]

It's like when u stick urself into an a infinite fall on portal

[small mauve]

At the quarantine zone mission of halo 2 now

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[minor wind]

I am

[minor wind]

Lmao

[misty marsh]

😂 ⁶ 🤷🏾‍♀️ ⁷

I'm free of my shackles

[viral dune]

HAHA SIX SEVENNN

[keen sequoia]

i just watched close encounters of the third kind for the first time and i’m crying buckets

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm copyrighting this emoji

[misty marsh]

No go away

[civic dove]

anyone wanna talk'

https://tenor.com/view/halo-cortana-master-chief-chief-when-i-make-a-promise-gif-15338981

im trying to atempt the insane

making working halo mark 4 armor

[simple wave]

Semi-finals of the career grind reached. General 1.

General 3 will be the Grand Final.

[signal wedge]

🙄

[chilly summit]

hello chat

[simple wave]

What is wrong?

[signal wedge]

Nothing. Was just testing out an emoji

[strange wind]

Hello, I am here to spread Sangheili propaganda

[plain lagoon]

Just when you think vegetables don’t have phones

Onion rings

[meager linden]

It's still so unfamiliar to see you with the yellow colour name but not with green

[small mauve]

That gravemind level... honestly wasn't too hard ig

Probs because I was playing on heroic rather than legendary

[karmic spindle]

Hi

[rare cedar]

Did you find Uny’s word doc in the shared drive labeled “Terrible Pun Tuesday”

[fathom ore]

Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Tung Sahur

[minor wind]

[covert ocean]

Hey any tips for halo 3 legendary?

i beat halo ce on legendary and now i need to beat it on the other games (skipping halo 2 because you know why)

[minor wind]

why skip it? ( im new here )

[covert ocean]

jackal snipers

[minor wind]

oh

i play game at normal difficulty to enjoy the story. i wonder why crazy it is on highest difficultly

[covert ocean]

well first they hunt you down then they will never stop firing also more enemies and higher class of enemies

also i love halo so i choose to read the books and beat on legendary

[fathom ore]

Tralalero Tralala?

[covert ocean]

wow

😭

Aww i wanted to see what u said

[minor wind]

sheesh true halo fan, i wanted to get legendary but ill rather not grind too much. about books, i wanna read them all but my attention span is bad

[covert ocean]

Crazy i even have the original releasees of two of the books

[minor wind]

crazy how i got warning for saying the s word

[covert ocean]

[minor wind]

u gotta get out of your skibidi phase my guy

[covert ocean]

🥀💔we still brainrotted in the grand 26

[minor wind]

fr 💔

[minor wind]

damn, thats great tbh. i would like the game to move ahead with great story and not the garbage we got in infinite 🥀

[covert ocean]

woah woah woah halo infinite was ok, but halo 5….😭 💔 🥀

[minor wind]

about 5, i dont like playing as Locke but it was necessary for the story coz Chief was being stalled by cortana and he wasnt doing much

[covert ocean]

yea

[minor wind]

infinite tho 🥀

[coral yoke]

bit late for that arentcha?

god how did i spend the entire night finishing my first portal 2 playthrough

[candid tusk]

Good games suck you in, that's how.

[hearty flame]

When did the "Nobody Worted in 8.43 Picoseconds" sticker disappear 🙁

[candid tusk]

When the 2026 media pack stickers were added.

[strange wind]

Never too late

[coral yoke]

i think you're looking for #1076327824924872755 buddy

[fathom ore]

I am now in my sigma phase

[minor wind]

[silent sapphire]

Hello my good chums

[fathom ore]

Ballerina Capuccina

[vagrant kettle]

Sonion ✌️😭

[chilly summit]

folk 😭

[waxen rose]

Common ancestor 😭

[chilly summit]

son 😭😭😭

[hasty zinc]

I need coffee

[chilly summit]

me but with monster energy

[waxen rose]

I need my xl light iced dark chocolate mocha with a hint of lavender asap

[candid tusk]

Sugar. In water.

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/6bgB.gif

(I'm assuming that's an MIB reference)

[candid tusk]

It is very much so.

[hasty zinc]

woot

edgar your skin is hanging off your bones

[candid tusk]

That first movie was great.

[small mauve]

Never seen men in black

[candid tusk]

Drop what you're doing and run to Blockbuster right now to rent a copy.

[small mauve]

I actually got it on vhs

[hasty zinc]

even better

pop it in, grab a capri sun lunchables and have a good time

[small mauve]

So 90s fr rofl

[hearty flame]

🎵Here come the Men in Black, the galaxy defenders🎶

🎵Here come the Men in Black, they won't let you remember🎶

[hasty zinc]

I still know that whole song by heart

I had the soundtrack on CD lmfao

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo

[normal owl]

Proud to be next to you on the Halo Waypoint anniversary celebration article!

Looks like they took my per-server profile name while Chinese New Year was active haha.

https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/anniversary-angle-alien-icons

[candid tusk]

They did not. lmao

I mean, I guess that was your handle for a minute.

[normal owl]

I actually thought about that for a second in wondering when they'd harvest feedback for the article, but CNY is too important to not celebrate.

[hearty flame]

But Thel is a villain and many humans still call for his death no?

Not only that but if you look at a court of law, at least from a 2026 Canadian perspective, an argument can be made that he was coerced into doing what he did, and not culpable because of the culture he was raised in

Hi, I'm @hearty flame and today on this YouTube video I'm going to be defending one of the worst war criminals in humanity's future

[zinc bear]

Caps lock killed me.

I think it’s mainly just nostalgia. Gears of war has been peak since the first one imo (except 5) I’m just glad they’re going back to the horror aesthetic the first games had with E-Day