general-chat

[haughty wraith]

Fun

[deep yoke]

oh damn is this a mircoslop server

[thick furnace]

microslop bludden

[unkempt iron]

Might I ask what microslop means in this context?

[haughty wraith]

no

microsoft didn't make the server

[unkempt iron]

Thank you

[deep yoke]

thank goodness

[zinc bear]

bro youre playing halo which is a microsoft made game

[deep yoke]

bungie made it dawg

[zinc bear]

microsoft has owned halo since 2

[deep yoke]

not made

[pulsar heron]

this server is the official halo server, run by halo studios

not microsoft, but also not unofficial

[deep yoke]

when they give us a real halo game i'll start calling them that

[zinc bear]

youre contributing to microsoft by playing halo. hating on them while playing microsoft owned games is a little ehhh

[zinc bear]

campaign evolved is this year which is a real halo

[coral yoke]

apart from the better specs, i still cannot find a good reason to buy one

[deep yoke]

ok then when it comes out ill maybe call them that

if they add different sounds

[zinc bear]

bro

its not a real halo game if it has bad sounds ig ✌️

[pulsar heron]

i'm only gonna direct you to the #rules-and-guidelines one time, my friend. criticisms need to be constructive

[zinc bear]

true i shouldnt interact
ragebait of this level works on me

[deep yoke]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tuff-degloved-he-made-a-statement-so-even-his-bois-him-7tOVbyFU2fMRN3x4Vw

[deep yoke]

yea why u think no one plays halo 4 nm

[pulsar heron]

shrug. your behaviour is your choice

[deep yoke]

icl i kinda liked h4

[zinc bear]

i actually know many people who do

[deep yoke]

sounds sucked tho and most of the armors were kinda ugly

it played well tho

[zinc bear]

sound design wasnt terrible. the br is the only thing that is actually terrible

[deep yoke]

god forbid anyone insult our lord and master steve jobs 🥶

[pulsar heron]

you can be critical, just be constructive.

[zinc bear]

the sound design was unique and fit halo 4. i just wish they used the third person sound effects. i saw a video where someone replaced them and it sounds alot better.

[deep yoke]

ok then

[pulsar heron]

constructive criticism: "i didnt like the lighting in halo reach. it was too bright and it made it hard to play"

not constructive criticism: "numbers company bad"

[zinc bear]

first one is true

[simple wave]

So… depending on how much I play per day, I should be ranking up by Tuesday.

[deep yoke]

i🏗️ hate🛠️ current👷 halo🚧

[simple wave]

156k to go! (43k earned)

[deep yoke]

constructive huh

and NO reachs lighting was almost perfect

hell i dont think any of the games got the lighting wrong 343 or what

[zinc bear]

ehhh
3's was better

[deep yoke]

mods slime this guy out

[zinc bear]

halos lighting was the best in halo 2A MP
5 and infinites lighting was too flat

like infinite can be good in campaign but anywhere else its odd

[simple wave]

Repository level looked good to me.

[coral yoke]

reach's bloom was a little over the top but 3's was definitely worse

[zinc bear]

3 didnt have bad bloom imo

[coral yoke]

i dunno man i've only seen the mcc version

if the original was any better then well

[deep yoke]

5 genuinely had the best lighting

[zinc bear]

i think thats when your gamma is too high

[coral yoke]

...my gamma was at the default

[zinc bear]

5 had downgraded lighting cause it pushed 1080P heavy. the lighting was bad imo

[analog knot]

Halo Reach’s lighting was better when 343 had removed the jelly smear all over the screen, and when they added it back it should have been a toggle instead of a “bug being fixed”.

That smear makes reach approx 76% worse to look at, even if it’s closer to the OG

[ocean herald]

Halo Reach can do no wrong and to say otherwise is a crime

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/need-for-speed-loading-screen

uh oh

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/i/status/2029609036069622000

Aviixe (@AviixeArt)

🐸

X · Mar 5, 2026, 5:24 PM

[candid tusk]

Halo Reach 2?

[zinc bear]

oh god

[mild solar]

It's 2 days until Chiefs birthday, which is also my birthday

[vagrant kettle]

Master Chief

Is that you?

[pulsar heron]

good lord seeing this sent me back

[cedar cedar]

Gosh

[waxen rose]

Some say he’ll be ten years old forever
#gottacatchemall

[haughty wraith]

3 didn't have much bloom compared to reach

[mortal ingot]

[mortal ingot]

Noooo🤣

[coral yoke]

have you been near a light source?

[haughty wraith]

What do you mean

[coral yoke]

or actually you know what? if you stand near the highest point of one of the bases in "sandbox" it's especially apparent on your armor

[haughty wraith]

Oh bloom

I thought you meant the bloom as in the reticle expanding whenever you shoot

yeah no halo 3 has a lot of light bloom

[mortal ingot]

All I know is CE better slap because I took bets in the fantasy gaming draft

[haughty wraith]

We can hope

Dunno if you can miss with a johnson campaign though

[mortal ingot]

I hope they don’t change too much of the storyline

[haughty wraith]

I really doubt they will tbf, my main concern is the artstyle

the game didn't have the same atmosphere the original did and I think that takes away from it a bit

[mortal ingot]

I appreciate them remaking the og for us but I need a continuation of infinite even if I wasn’t satisfied with the story.

[haughty wraith]

I would've preferred that honestly

[mortal ingot]

Maybe in ten years lol

[haughty wraith]

as long as it isn't yearly releases like cod

[naive turret]

It was basically yearly released from H3 to H5 and depending on who you'd ask that was the golden age.

Counting spin-offs ofc.

[mortal ingot]

God that irritates me about those games. They feel so rushed and the story lacks

[haughty wraith]

most of the games have 4-3 years between them

[haughty wraith]

yeah they're pretty terrible honestly, I enjoyed cod back when they had the classic movement

[haughty wraith]

in halo wars' case it was around 8 years lmao

[naive turret]

There's a happy middle ground between yearly releases and the amount of time we're going to be waiting

[haughty wraith]

And you know what, i'm fine with waiting

as long as the game comes out finished

[naive turret]

I mean yeah other games exist so

'finished' is nebulous lol

[mortal ingot]

Now they are just pushing game out after game to make a quick profit because they know people will pay for the content

[haughty wraith]

Yeah lol

[naive turret]

And it very likely wont considering the track record but I'll shut up.

[haughty wraith]

my standard of finished is like, halo 3

content complete on launch, not horrifically buggy, etc

[amber mirage]

The only people who will really define what finished means is the producers

[haughty wraith]

well a lot of AAA devs have a pretty twisted definition of finished honestly

[haughty wraith]

yeah the games just aren't fun anymore tbh

[amber mirage]

Easy to say that, but once you know how about the behind the scenes realities of things, it's not so simple

[mortal ingot]

The enjoyment is gone, hopefully with CE it’ll be one to go back and play over and over

[haughty wraith]

If they were able to do it back in the 2000's they should be more than capable of making an acceptable game in 2026

[haughty wraith]

should have plenty of replayability with the skulls and new content

[amber mirage]

Like I said, easy to say that when you don't know how making games has changed in that span of time.

[haughty wraith]

the tools have improved significantly

not to mention far better funding aswell

[amber mirage]

And the complexity of the things being built has also increased pretty significantly

And funding hasn't gone up across the board. Not proportionally

[haughty wraith]

that was a more general comment

[amber mirage]

I know, but it's not a simple generalization you can make

[haughty wraith]

anyway, indie games and older games are my go-to lately

[mortal ingot]

Fingers crossed, I want to try and get into the books but I’m unsure of where to even start.

[haughty wraith]

There's probably a few books on whatever lore you're most interested in honestly

i've been reading new blood recently

[muted rose]

Don’t know what games im looking forward to atp because there’s more than enough to just play that already exist and are probably better anyway

[haughty wraith]

New valve games would be nice

I'm anticipating campaign evolved

[naive turret]

Deadlock is happening at some point if you're into that.

[muted rose]

Elden ring has roped me back in

[haughty wraith]

Deadlock looks cool

[muted rose]

I finished re9 but figured I would buy it anyway

[haughty wraith]

I could never get into RE personally

The camera angle kinda disorients me

[muted rose]

The fixed cam?

[haughty wraith]

the weird cam that floats above your character

[mortal ingot]

I want to know what happens between 4 and gaurdians and then gaurdians to infinite

[haughty wraith]

lemme go find out which books those are

[naive turret]

I would've really liked to play RE9 but alas, I'm arachnophobic.

[muted rose]

Oh yes you would not like certain parts then

I liked leons segments a lot

Grace is cool too

[indigo lotus]

If you played the original and Remake of the first one. You likely have conquered your fear.

[haughty wraith]

Alright so what I found was the rion forge trilogy, smoke and shadow, renegades, point of light, and i think that one didact novel that came out a while ago is in that category

For 4-5

[mortal ingot]

Amazing, thank you! Ugh just a mention of the didact stresses me because of the flying mission in 4

[ocean herald]

Oh that’s the boss that turned you away

[muted rose]

I also got re7 just cause I liked 9 and 8

I know the story but why not just play the game itself

[haughty wraith]

There's also divine wind and bad blood for the lead up to infinite i think

plus a couple books that are supplementary to the infinite campaign, like the rubicon protocol

[mortal ingot]

Awesome, I’ll have to check them out

[haughty wraith]

Yeah, recommend the books highly

they're all pretty good

[mortal ingot]

I’ve tried so hard to get into RE but I always give up, I’ve watched a bunch of people play the games and I’ve watched the trash movies

[haughty wraith]

My personal favorite is battle born

[mortal ingot]

Maybe I can find the audiobooks on audible

[muted rose]

Lmao the movies suck

[haughty wraith]

I think all of them are on audible

[muted rose]

I have to say though that new silent hill movie is just astoundingly terrible

I didn’t think you could get worse than the last one yet here we are

[haughty wraith]

The staff do giveaways for the audiobooks occasionally so keep an eye out

[haughty wraith]

Game adaptations are usually pretty bad

[muted rose]

Yeah look at the server we’re in

[haughty wraith]

The halo show wasn't that bad

[muted rose]

I think game adaptations can be good depending on some things

[mortal ingot]

They do, I didn’t have high hopes for them

[mental dune]

I don't think you could get any worse of a video game adaptation

[haughty wraith]

Like it was bad but not unwatchably so

[mortal ingot]

Okay!

[faint mantle]

Libro.FM better 😤

[haughty wraith]

you 100% can

[muted rose]

Sh2 movie I just mentioned is much worse

[mortal ingot]

Don’t remind us lmao

[haughty wraith]

the halo show's story was bad but the cinematography and props were great

other than the Ford Taurus or whatever

[mortal ingot]

Chief taking his helmet off felt like a war crime

[muted rose]

Sh2 is one of my favorite games and to see it handled so awfully honestly hurt

[haughty wraith]

yeah

[mental dune]

Putting humans in the covenant should be a war crime

[naive turret]

You wouldn't guess this but I haven't.

[indigo lotus]

Game adaptation films have came along way. The Mario Bros. film, Sonic and recent and upcoming MK and recently release Iron Lung are accurate adapations. The RE cgi movies are good since they are set in the game universe.

[mental dune]

Defeats the entire purpose of the human covenant war.

[haughty wraith]

if only they'd given the halo show the forward unto dawn treatment

[mortal ingot]

I want another forward until dawn movie because that one wasn’t bad imo

[haughty wraith]

god forward unto dawn was so good

[mortal ingot]

I just recently watched that and a spin off for Locke

[haughty wraith]

dont remind me of nightfall

[muted rose]

It’s really weird because they have things you wouldn’t know unless you actually knew stuff about halo but they still just try to be different?

[indigo lotus]

Unfortunately there hasn't been a Halo movie made yet (if it were ever to happen).

[coral yoke]

wasn't that announced alongside the launch of the xbox one and then only released three years ago?

[haughty wraith]

No

[mortal ingot]

If they would play the games and read the lore a decent movie could be made

[muted rose]

I did a whole copypasta rant in the tv thread but the whole show is just pointless to summarize

[mental dune]

The entire reason, the profits went to war was because of the reclaimer thing, and it would have made the entire covenant religion a scam.

[muted rose]

Mass effect with no reapers, fallout with no bombs, why are we here?

[mental dune]

The worst thing fallout did was make T65 Iron Man armor and give every brotherhood, chapter a predwin.

[muted rose]

Yeah, basically. Not difficult to just even infer even if you only play the trilogy

[haughty wraith]

Halo show was like a 5 for me

My mom liked it though

[indigo lotus]

If you are refering to the Halo tv series done by Steven Spielberg for a possible 2015 or 2016 release? That is the same one. It was in development limbo for several years until it was offical released in 2022.

[muted rose]

I can excuse it tbh, the show is not perfect but I didn’t expect 1:1 game stuff

The strip changing in particular I expected

[mental dune]

Yeah, but the problem is it gets rid of a bunch of the pre-existing lore

[muted rose]

I’ve been on the strip, it’s tiny in game

[mental dune]

Well , that's because obsidian could only make a small bit of it with the game engine

[muted rose]

I don’t think it got rid of it so much as it corrected it

We only knew of one chapter with an airship anyway

[mental dune]

There was no time where T60 was found on the West Coast or could just let you fly without a power armor jet pack.

[muted rose]

And it is an rpg franchise, there’s a lot of things to account for

[mental dune]

Yup

[mortal ingot]

I just was annoyed at some things they did, the covenant looked really cool atleast

[mental dune]

In the mainline games, do you think there's any bad lore reckons in Halo?

[haughty wraith]

Retcons?

[muted rose]

Yes actually reach retcons some stuff

[haughty wraith]

yeah there are plenty of retcons

[mental dune]

Yes sorry

[muted rose]

From CE-3 though, no not really

[mental dune]

No I know I just mean, any that made no sense or were bad.

[muted rose]

Eu material is a can of worms

[haughty wraith]

Reach retconned a lot of the fall of reach book

Like how apparently the unsc had never seen elites up until 2552

[naive turret]

Truth becomes a pretty different character going into H3. He's more of a Mercy / Regret hybrid than his former self.

[muted rose]

That was a stupid detail I’m glad we got rid of

[haughty wraith]

Oh yeah 100%

[mental dune]

Yeah

[muted rose]

I get it in the context of CE but not wider context

[haughty wraith]

I think that was an intentional design choice to show he was getting desperate

[naive turret]

I think it's a symptom of the lead writers being different and casting a different VA.

[haughty wraith]

since his empire had basically just shattered

that too

[amber mirage]

I think generally, the early books provided a richer universe with some good storytelling that was a bit of shame it got sidelined from the games entirely

[muted rose]

Early franchise growing pains I suppose

[haughty wraith]

Some of it was better retconned but yeah

[mental dune]

It would make sense to that the unsc would have seen jackals due to them being pirates.

[haughty wraith]

jackals had been raiding ships prior to the war

[muted rose]

Back in 2001 I think it helped put emphasis on CE’s events and to make the covenant more mysterious/intimidating, now though it seems strange considering we’d never seen the supposed military backbone of our enemy for 20 something so years

[small mauve]

What does LASO mean?

[mental dune]

Yeah

[muted rose]

Legendary all skulls on

[naive turret]

Legendary All Skulls On

[small mauve]

Ah ok

[naive turret]

You can shorten it to 'masochism'

[ocean herald]

It’s not worth it

[muted rose]

Or pain

[naive turret]

Or ow

[ocean herald]

You have to use game breaking skips/glitches to even do it

It’s a very silly endeavor

[naive turret]

You'll learn a lot more about the games doing it, but it really is an endurance check

[muted rose]

CE laso drove me insane I haven’t even done the rest

Reach was bad too

[naive turret]

Did you get good crate rng

[muted rose]

Usually no

I had to watch a speedrun for it

[naive turret]

same, my smuggled needle rifle ran out of ammo pretty quick too

[muted rose]

Breaking the skybox on Winter contingency took me like 4 hours to do

[faint mantle]

Did you practice beforehand?

[naive turret]

Getting the Falcon wedged in the Spirit d'you mean

[muted rose]

Nope

[naive turret]

Aye, idk why it's much harder in MCC

[muted rose]

I had a speedrun pulled up on YouTube and tried to copy it

[muted rose]

Tick rate mostly

[faint mantle]

For me it was easy, odd

[naive turret]

usually to blame ig

[faint mantle]

Or, skill ig

[muted rose]

That’s my guess though ai might be tuned

[muted rose]

I suck at reach tbf

[dawn juniper]

Just finished all the MCC campaigns on legendary

[rustic totem]

nice

[zinc bear]

Peak pfp

[rustic totem]

thanks

yours is nice too

[zinc bear]

Thanks

[exotic sonnet]

which you rate the hardest ill either go with reach or 2

[misty marsh]

[zinc bear]

No

[dawn juniper]

CE

Truth and reconciliation was horrid on legendary

The library wasn’t too bad, I figured out ways to skip some parts with lots of enemies

[misty marsh]

You'll learn

[zinc bear]

Nuh uh

[rustic totem]

How do you get the ODST server tag

[zinc bear]

You need to go through the 9 circles of revenant to be invited

[obsidian wyvern]

why me

[zinc bear]

One involves donating your blood

[zinc bear]

Cause you run it ig idk

[obsidian wyvern]

i do not run anything

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[zinc bear]

Gm Wade

[rustic totem]

that is how you get the ODST tag?

[zinc bear]

Yeah
And then go to revs house

[misty marsh]

It's my server but u need to invest towards me to get in

[rustic totem]

what does that mean

[zinc bear]

Please please please pases pls please

[misty marsh]

Send money pls

[rustic totem]

money

[zinc bear]

How’s 6-7 dollars?

[misty marsh]

Yes

[zinc bear]

Linda

[rustic totem]

i dont have any money now

[misty marsh]

You'll never be an odst

[dawn juniper]

You have to sell your soul to the 67 gods I heard 😞

[rustic totem]

i am tho

[dawn juniper]

dareal is a fraud 67 god

[zinc bear]

I will get bullied if I join odst unfortunately
You lose aura when you get in

[rustic totem]

dang

[zinc bear]

I’ll ban u from H4

[misty marsh]

Dareal is part of the 67 trinity wdym

[zinc bear]

Me, you, and icky.

[misty marsh]

I didn't need aura anyway

[zinc bear]

I need aura im a Chud

[misty marsh]

Too late for that

[zinc bear]

NOO

[sonic python]

YERR

[dawn juniper]

My life is ruined

[zinc bear]

Totally

[dawn juniper]

I played the entire campaign on legendary today

The very last part of the last mission, there’s 8 knights, no checkpoints 😭

[zinc bear]

I’m sorry, little one..

[floral pollen]

Ngl
H4 Legendary felt kinda easy to me
Like 2nd to Infinite I'd say

[zinc bear]

Halo 4 legendary is just halo 4 to me
It proves how legendary my brain is

[dawn juniper]

It’s pretty easy I agree. Covenant are so easy to kill

[floral pollen]

Binary Rifle my beloved

[zinc bear]

Binary rifle in 4 was so OP lol

[floral pollen]

Incineration Cannon is insane too

1 shots Knights on Legendary

[zinc bear]

It makes me so mad in MP lol

[floral pollen]

Honestly
The only annoying H4 enemy is Watchers imo

Bc they're really tanky for no reason

[zinc bear]

Yeah

[balmy pagoda]

I agree

Shortest too

[floral pollen]

Infinite is def my shortest time
I think I did Legendary in like 2-3 hours
But even still H4 was prolly only 8-10 hours combined

Then H3 was prolly around 12 ish hours combined
And CE was easily 15+ hours

[hot rock]

anyone else having issues connecting to the multiplayer lobby

[balmy pagoda]

I think the hardest for me was oddly enough 5.

Took me so long just to not get the achievement

[simple wave]

5 Firefight matches, and the scores kept improving! 2775, 4010, 4730, 5130, now 6370!

Zero to hero moment basically.

103k left for brigadier general.

[zinc bear]

Hey @meager linden when you said to play H4 yesterday did you mean campaign or slayer? I’m on PC so if you’re on console we can’t do campaign I have no game pass

Since there’s no crossplay campaign on H4

[noble wyvern]

Imagine the ce remake adds the cut skulls engineer and the bang bang skulls from cea

[meager linden]

Campaign

And on PC

[zinc bear]

Oh you’re on PC so we can play campaign but freak can’t

[zinc bear]

So only me and you can do campaign
Even if I was on Xbox you still couldn’t play with me and freak

[faint mantle]

Good thing he can still play MP 1v1

[zinc bear]

1v1 me bro

[faint mantle]

Vro it's 1:25 AM

[zinc bear]

10 kills on haven H4 no shields only BR’s and no motion tracker

[zinc bear]

For me it’s 11:67 PM. Get on.

[faint mantle]

No

[zinc bear]

Also you calling me vro is scary don’t do that

[faint mantle]

Unlike you I have a JOB to tend to tomorrow

[zinc bear]

AHHHHHH

[faint mantle]

WORK

CRAFT

OCCUPATION

[meager linden]

Where's the job application jumpscare?

[zinc bear]

AHHHHHHHHH SFPP AMKE IT STOP

[chilly summit]

MINE

CRAFT

[zinc bear]

Oh okay that’s better

[faint mantle]

LABOR

[zinc bear]

DAY

[faint mantle]

UNION

[zinc bear]

ONION

I actually did do hard work today
I did the dishes

[faint mantle]

For your local Olive Garden?

[zinc bear]

No for my mom

[faint mantle]

Hmmmm

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-villager-staring-phoenixsc-gif-25945930

[zinc bear]

Merty face reveal?

[chilly summit]

im a god damn onion mason

cold war's campaign was lowkey fire,wish it was longer tho

[spice lion]

[leaden gorge]

hello, if anyone is on i need some testers for my dress to impress game mode

[calm fiber]

If you're looking for other Spartans to join you in battle, check out our LFGs:

#lfg-competitive – For ranked/competitive matchmaking
#lfg-social – For social/casual matchmaking
#lfg-campaign - For campaign co-op
#lfg-forge - For map/mode building and testing
#lfg-customs - For custom games
#lfg-other – For firefight, spartan ops, etc
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Don't forget to check out #lfg-and-voice-chat to learn about the !lfg bot, how to use it, and how to create your own voice channels.

[quick sand]

It smells like updog in here

[ivory gorge]

I recreated the iron lung submarine in Halo infinite

#1479412191860883627

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo
How it's going?

[timber parcel]

.

[rare cedar]

What’s updog

[regal stratus]

I absolutely love the Falcon in Infinite

Twice in a row I pulled a heist mission with a guy in Capture the Flag

[rare cedar]

The Great Journey is complete. I can now rest

[jade gust]

I will finish that journey one day

[meager linden]

Congratulations

[wise pecan]

Hi chat

[dry bolt]

Greetings :SiMemeFace: anyone know where I can get some day z maps from for mcc

[ionic hatch]

yo

[onyx barn]

Malevolent Friday everybody

[zinc bear]

My journey is still continuing 💔

[meager linden]

I accidentally read "Malevelon Creek"

[obsidian wyvern]

there when it happened 😤

[meager linden]

Proof that Chief is actually cloned

[muted rose]

If this squad pulled up I’d leave the match

[jade gust]

The nail polish coating looks really good on the Infinite Mark VI

[muted rose]

Who’s wearing watchdog

[obsidian wyvern]

theyre not from this server

[muted rose]

Well that and the elblem is nice

[zinc bear]

Who da silver one

Wow you hate me

[obsidian wyvern]

^

[zinc bear]

Ok what’s the coating

[obsidian wyvern]

.

[analog knot]

Hero achieved, all freed up to work on MCC Bird

[zinc bear]

Oh

The black and green one is me btw guys

[simple wave]

Awesome!

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm mixed on it but I don't really like mk6 so probably why

it looks good in cutscenes and whatever but I think looking at the loading screen in infinite for so long has ruined it for me

so I never use the kit lol

[simple wave]

I can’t wait to preview platinum anniversary on the campaign kit… gonna get further towards brigadier this weekend

[muted rose]

Put on the series x coating

[obsidian wyvern]

the black and green was me lol

[muted rose]

Same thing

[obsidian wyvern]

the series coating was the only good thing about hero

[simple wave]

I see some other people with the campaign kit and I’m like “I’m almost there!” “Im working on it!”

[zinc bear]

why arent you the purple one

[muted rose]

Top 5 coating

[obsidian wyvern]

what does that mean

[zinc bear]

i thought the person whos playing gets put in the middle

[obsidian wyvern]

nope

[simple wave]

Platinum Anniversary is a top coating for me.

[zinc bear]

my armor is peak its better than everyones armor cause im the best

[muted rose]

You probably wear chimera

[zinc bear]

ew

[obsidian wyvern]

wish they brought old backgrounds back because this was peak

[simple wave]

I use the MKV kit 😎

[zinc bear]

i posted all of my armor in show and tell except my newest kit

[muted rose]

I liked the one with the banners

[obsidian wyvern]

that was also blue right

[muted rose]

Fine I’ll rate it

[muted rose]

More white-ish I think it was fleetcom?

[obsidian wyvern]

oh yeah I remember now, that was really nice too

I like the current one, it's just been there too long to still enjoy

[muted rose]

If it was animated it would be better

@zinc bear Your MK VII is a 7.5/10

[zinc bear]

i dont have that one anymore

i dont think so

[meager linden]

Does anyone know
Is it ever possible to save the marines during the one of Spartan OPs mission?(Can't remember which)
Or it's scripted and they can't be saved?

[zinc bear]

my newest one is an emile recreation in my style and its peak

[muted rose]

I run mkvii with bucks coating and freds chest piece

[zinc bear]

fred...

[simple wave]

I’ve been on MKV Kit again since October

So clean with PA 🗣️

[robust salmon]

any of yall gonna be getting forza horizon 6?

[zinc bear]

im not big into forza but 6 looks peak

[robust salmon]

kinda crazy there are two forza 6s now

and both came out a decade after one another. Motorsport 6 was actually my introduction to the series

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[haughty cedar]

I just put my halo reach spartan in show and tell 🥹 what do we think lol

[hidden iris]

I’m new, so time for my first message: Why is Halo so difficult on legendary?

[hasty zinc]

it's meant to be a challenge

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-blueman-why-are-you-blue-radioactive-glowing-blue-gif-7961548304504204931

[naive turret]

I remember the part where Jesse was blue, bravo Vince

[zinc bear]

he is awake

[waxen rose]

I arise

[waxen rose]

Y'all bring up Freddy Fazbear and forgot to invite me?

[viral dune]

And when tuco, Jesse and Walt cooked some Popcorners

[zinc bear]

you were in your slumber

[waxen rose]

I was eating mac in chess

[zinc bear]

microwave and chess

[waxen rose]

Never let me near another microwave ever again

[zinc bear]

ever since the incident..

[waxen rose]

We haven't recovered…

[zinc bear]

dallas "master freak" kennedy dead at 67

[waxen rose]

Found slimed after being forced to watch Mr. Beast for 67 hours by an unknown suspect

Tried to watch one of his new videos and found himself actively losing brain cells

[zinc bear]

mr beast has always had no brain cells since the 9000 days

[waxen rose]

Its all the counting to 10,000 that made him turn to dust

[dawn juniper]

hi

[meager linden]

@waxen rose I'm so sorry, but you will not play with me and dareal, we are planning to play Halo 4 campaign together

[simple wave]

Halo Support reached out to me, I might be able to have the progress that glitched! With 103,066 to go until brigadier, I should have approximately 86,381 left! (I’ll check later today)

[zinc bear]

only H4 campaign since we're on PC

[waxen rose]

You say this like youre kicking me off a cliff LOL

[zinc bear]

we can still do H3/ODST campaign or any MP
H4 doesnt have campaign crossplay and me and wade are on PC and ur on xbox

[waxen rose]

I really dont mind anyhow: I got work soon blehhhh

[zinc bear]

the way wade worded it sounded like we were kicking you from playing with us in general lol

[waxen rose]

I was like “wow what did I do I haven't even talked to this guy”

[pliant hatch]

they usually always make a generic response at first so might need to wait and see.

[meager linden]

Or, if you want, Halo 3 campaign together

[zinc bear]

we can do H3 i dont mind
me and wade can do H4 another time

did you want to join in on our legendary playthrough wade? we're on the third mission i think

[meager linden]

Tomorrow, not today

[zinc bear]

yeah ik

[waxen rose]

Maybe soon, I work today and this weekend so I dunno how it would work out with your time zone

[pliant hatch]

would be funny if you were in the middle of playing and he said goodnight and left.

[zinc bear]

"Goodnight people of halo " then dips

[waxen rose]

I've been trying to get through crows nest on heroic solo but I haven't been able to make the crate jump
Ive tried 50 times

I do NOT wanna save those marines in the barracks y'all on your own

[zinc bear]

chief would be disappointed..

[waxen rose]

Chief whispering in my ear “go back… go back...”

[pliant hatch]

just aim up a little and then hit it.

[waxen rose]

Great advice

[zinc bear]

just click the trigger

[pliant hatch]

do it and report back

[waxen rose]

Halo completionist getting it on the first try when I find this guy

[zinc bear]

my MP3 player came with a song that sounds like its from a roblox game but its lowkey fire
i love my souless music

[waxen rose]

The arbiter watching me die 100 times in the water

[waxen rose]

Its raining tacos…

[zinc bear]

i wish bro

omg the random song is "all rise" by blue lmao

[meager linden]

@zinc bear What is your timezone?
UTC-9 or UTC-7?

[waxen rose]

Crazy thing I watched people play halo so much two years ago that I could literally hear Chief's voicd in my head
Idk if it was a fictive but it would freak me out

[zinc bear]

PST

[waxen rose]

Aint no real robloxian know that

[meager linden]

Difference between us 10 hours lmao

[zinc bear]

LMAO

[waxen rose]

He wakes up at 1pm and you're already passed out

[zinc bear]

no ill wake up early tomorrow

at like 7-8 am
which also means H4 night will end a little earlier @waxen rose

[waxen rose]

Good I have work tmr at 8am anyway

[zinc bear]

H8 stop spectating just to emoticon react

[meager linden]

Look at this lmao, is this a good time for you? Or maybe you will be busy?

[zinc bear]

thats perfect

[zinc bear]

oh good

wait im 10 hours behind that means you get halo campaign evolved before me

[waxen rose]

The disappointed Ukraine

[zinc bear]

master freak what song does the used have on transformers 2

[waxen rose]

Does the used

[meager linden]

@waxen rose you with us?

[waxen rose]

With you on drinking a coffee with 9 espresso shots in it?

[zinc bear]

i gotta swimming pool full of coffee and i diveeee in it

[meager linden]

I'm not drinking a coffee

[waxen rose]

Change that

[zinc bear]

i need coffee

[waxen rose]

Something ice on my wrist but it's little starscream figures

[zinc bear]

awwww

[waxen rose]

Are you talking about the bayformers movie

[zinc bear]

yes

[waxen rose]

Blocked /j

[zinc bear]

WHAT

im just listening to the used rn and i know theyre on transformers but i hate transformers so i wont watch it

[waxen rose]

You've got the touch…. You've got the powerrrr

How do we go from stan to linkin im crine

[zinc bear]

why is stan on transformers

optimus prime starts rap battling with megatron 8 mile style

[waxen rose]

Gruncle stan was missing out

[waxen rose]

I mean they do rap battle canonically

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-things-to-do-i-got-things-to-do-im-out-dont-worry-im-ok-gif-19552007

[zinc bear]

what is this franchise even about

[naive turret]

It's a bunch of idiots fighting over cubes

[waxen rose]

The cubes somehow get them intoxicated

[naive turret]

Those were the good ol' days back on Cybertron

[zinc bear]

i am optimuse priem and i send this message to the stars

[waxen rose]

We miss you… cybertron…

How many optimus primes will it take till your greed is satiated? 3 primes are in one prime drink
The greed sickens me

[zinc bear]

what are bad about the bayformers movies

ive only seen the first one and i liked it

[waxen rose]

They got super salty about Megan fox leaving in the 3rd movie so they spent half of it complaining about it

[naive turret]

Try the second one and come back to us.

Freak don't say anything.

[waxen rose]

My lips? Sealed

[zinc bear]

oh i watched like the first 10 minutes of the second one and got bored then turned it off

[jade gust]

I know what happens in the second one... And the third...

[waxen rose]

All bad things come in threes

[naive turret]

I did think Sideswipe looked pretty cool tbf

I enjoy that he bisects an unarmed and fleeing Decepticon

[waxen rose]

I hated the mute bumblebee narrative
Literally set him back

[jade gust]

They made more than three though

[waxen rose]

Halo 3… dead space 3… tf baymovie 3…. Minecraft 3….

[zinc bear]

oh fun fact for freak
my dad was actually watching the transformers 1 movie in the hospital room right after i was born
maybe thats why i love linkin park so much

[jade gust]

And now I suddenly feel ancient...

[waxen rose]

Imagine your son is about to enter this world and youre busy watching a movie

[zinc bear]

i was already entered and he was like "okay idc" and watched transformers

another reason why my mom despises the transformers movies

and also my dad would watch transformers 1 like every single day. like it was kinda unhealthy

[waxen rose]

If I was a nurse omg
I just hate it so much when I see that stuff
Like fathers bringing xboxes into the room n stuff

Like focus on your wifeeuhh

[zinc bear]

ill get my future child to play fortnite 2 seconds after birth

[naive turret]

I mean devil's advocate having some entertainment for the wait is good

But for the literal birth I mean, c'mon man

[faint mantle]

With a noise-to-input controller

[waxen rose]

You're supposed to support your wife not play poppy playtime

[zinc bear]

the baby's getting muted INSTANTLY

[zinc bear]

yeah my dad wasnt the greatest guy
but still. transformers micheal bay sucks

[naive turret]

nah H2 co-op, that'd give her a distraction

[waxen rose]

Im on Halo 3 multiplayer and my newborn is crying y'all am I still winning this match

[faint mantle]

B-But that's the only Transformers I know!

[zinc bear]

"your wife is going into labor, sir."
"hollup im bouta 100% rdr2"

[naive turret]

Get Unicron Trilogy'd

[waxen rose]

“Wow this lighting sucks…” she says right before she walks out of the room just to stop watching

[thick furnace]

minecraft doors..

[waxen rose]

Doors roblox

[zinc bear]

ew

[thick furnace]

bo3..

[zinc bear]

bo3 was actual peak

[waxen rose]

Gears of war 3

[zinc bear]

GEARS OF WAR 3 WAS PEAK

[thick furnace]

bo3 was just a cheap copy of titanfall

[zinc bear]

gears 3 was actually halo 3 but good

[thick furnace]

halo 3 is peak

game of the century

[zinc bear]

halo 3 but it had a consistent plot and didnt butcher its characters is gears 3

[fair kindle]

halo CE better

[thick furnace]

to war..

[waxen rose]

Id rather play ce than halo 3

[zinc bear]

to fort.. nite..

[fair kindle]

this guy gets it

[naive turret]

I'm a bit dissapointed that one guy isn't here

[waxen rose]

The reach guy

[naive turret]

no lmao

[zinc bear]

shark dude?

[naive turret]

the one I'm friends with

[thick furnace]

every1 says ts then falls asleep mid level

[waxen rose]

We’re closing up shop
Where will we go ma’am?
To… fall guys.

[zinc bear]

so youre missing no one?
/j/j/j dont ban me

[naive turret]

what a comedian this guy is

[zinc bear]

yeah thanks im jumping for joy!!

[thick furnace]

ce sucks cuz they made linda sit in space the whole game..

this is why 5 is the best halo

[zinc bear]

no, linda dating sim is the best.

[waxen rose]

Linda uses to have cool armor… mark 5 we miss you, yes WE

[zinc bear]

WII ❌ U ✅

[thick furnace]

if lindas design ever changes halo is OVER

5 had the peakest design

[waxen rose]

Worlds most underperforming console

Only sold one copy in 2025 we are so back

[zinc bear]

Check her infinite armor..

[thick furnace]

not looking..

they ruined vale i cant imagine what they did to linda

[waxen rose]

Love halo 5 sm but the mp armor is so bad
Same with h4

The armor art direction in general I hate

[zinc bear]

She doesn’t look too bad

[thick furnace]

i dont get why infinite couldnt keep some 5 designs in

they wanted everything to look like h3 armor so bad 💔

actual nostalgia bait game

[zinc bear]

Okay uhhh

[naive turret]

Reach, tbf. I don't think H3's designs got much love in Infinite either.

And ngl I'm fine with that.

[zinc bear]

H3 doesn’t exist

[waxen rose]

Halo 3 armor is just halo 2 with a bit of spit and polish

[waxen rose]

Get out of my head

[amber mirage]

You're friends with the needler flanker?

[thick furnace]

i think only chief and maybe fred shouldve gotten redesigns

linda and kelly got perfect designs in 5

[thick furnace]

best halo ever..

[naive turret]

Linda with her five thousand cameras

[waxen rose]

Fred’s armor in my opinion is best in that one halo legends short

[thick furnace]

her whole thing is RECON!!!!!! 😾

[zinc bear]

Yesss I love her cameras so cutie patootie mode

[waxen rose]

And the concept art where he has a scarf ofc

[naive turret]

Why ain't she wearing Recon then

Dare's doing her job better than her smh

[thick furnace]

that ones actually goated

[waxen rose]

Dare and her “I hate my husband lovingly” shirt I love her sm

[zinc bear]

Linda and her “I love my husband dareal” shirt aww

[waxen rose]

He's making stuff up again

[naive turret]

I need a gif of Gravemind's 'this one is more deluded'

[zinc bear]

I’m not

[waxen rose]

There's a reason he was arbiter in our h3 playthrough

[thick furnace]

poncho chief 💔

[waxen rose]

I love ponchos on him but the one he was wearing made him look like a baby in a swaddle

[jade gust]

Next time I'm grabbing footage, I'll be sure to get that bit with the subtitles on so I can make that gif

[zinc bear]

YOU AERE ARBITER

[waxen rose]

Teehee no proof

[thick furnace]

is 343 gonna do remakes of every halo

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-dumbfounded-momo-ayase-ayase-momo-ken-takakura-gif-14575386895602202640

[zinc bear]

LOOK AT YOUR BANNER

[waxen rose]

LMAO

[thick furnace]

cuz gonna be real only 3 and 5 need remakes

[naive turret]

I hope not, worst case scenario I hope they stop at H3.

[jade gust]

There's no plans beyond a Combat Evolved remake

[zinc bear]

I’m not deluded.. I’m not deluded..

[naive turret]

In like 2034 or whenever.

[jade gust]

Halo 5 definitely doesn't need a remake, it needs a PC port

[thick furnace]

ce, 2, 4, and inf are good enough

[viral dune]

They should make a game where you kill the aliens

[waxen rose]

Im deluded because I mix coffee creamer into my dr pepper

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[thick furnace]

3 and 5 REALLY need remakes

[zinc bear]

Too dark.

[thick furnace]

the campaign is buns

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pacific-rim-you-keep-talking

[zinc bear]

@guywhoportshalotopc hey can you make a halo 5 pc port

[waxen rose]

Give the aliens religion

[jade gust]

Like, unironically, my ideal Halo 5 port would include them bringing in some of the multiplayer exclusive weapons, like the Brute Plasma Rifle, to the campaign for the player and enemies to use

[thick furnace]

make it take place on a floating earth ring too..

[jade gust]

The story is bad, the gameplay is good

[zinc bear]

That don’t make sense tho
There’s no brutes in H5

[viral dune]

Larry Niven

[naive turret]

This guy knows ball

Good reference Ick

[jade gust]

They added the Brute Plasma Rifle post launch

[naive turret]

• 2

[zinc bear]

Yk what who cares H5 story doesn’t make sense at all

[waxen rose]

Im too busy staring at arbiter halo 5

[thick furnace]

why werent they in 4 and 5 even
did the new covenant just hate them

[zinc bear]

They were being banished

[naive turret]

I mean it makes sense it's just delivered in an uninteresting way

And the major rammifications of it occured offscreen thanks Infinite

[zinc bear]

I’m too busy at staring at Linda halo 5 Linda inad

[waxen rose]

Somehow arbiter does more than her and she has 3 seconds of more screen time

[jade gust]

The Covenant seen in Halo 4 and 5 are one of many splinter groups

[meager linden]

Yeah
Arbiter in Halo 5 are peak

[zinc bear]

Linda does just sit there in H5 tbh

[viral dune]

Thank you, I read the ringworld engineers book 4 (?) years ago, I liked it

[muted rose]

I’d rather major things in a plot be left open ended then happen offscreen

[thick furnace]

🔥 ✍️

[waxen rose]

My 8th favorite passenger princess

[frail raptor]

Hello everybody!!!💖 💖 😊 😊

[zinc bear]

Bro who are you

[naive turret]

Icky was a passenger princess in our laso run, bro was in-absentia when we finished it

[zinc bear]

/j obv

[waxen rose]

LOL

[viral dune]

I had to take a shower

[zinc bear]

Icky is a princess awwwwwwwwwww

[zinc bear]

Please censor that word it scares me AND freak

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mnbvcxz-gif-7361597436121654278

[waxen rose]

I earned that crown.

[waxen rose]

I take showers twice a day WDYM

[steep patio]

hi guys

[naive turret]

Must look like a prune.

[waxen rose]

One day

[viral dune]

This reminds me of that one pixel gun YouTuber

Mr laprune or something, I remember 1v1ing him

[naive turret]

our timing was phenomenal as usual

Did you win?

[viral dune]

Yeah cuz SOMEONE decided to crash out

[viral dune]

It was a tie, I won the first match then then lost the second

[steep patio]

did they actually disconnect while matchmaking? 💀

[viral dune]

No, crashing out as in going insane

[naive turret]

Oh nah this was our co-op laso run lol

[muted rose]

It’s laso a crash out is all but guaranteed

[viral dune]

Poor rob lol

[steep patio]

O..

[naive turret]

Did you not get a tie-breaker with the pixelgun guy nah?

[waxen rose]

My death wasn't my fault it was lag trust me bro

[zinc bear]

I do once every 3 days 💔

[viral dune]

No cuz my parents saw I was having fun and decided I had to do chores lmao

[zinc bear]

I have weird hair and skin so I can’t shower too much
I needed to ultrakill my arms with lotion since I showered last night and this morning

[waxen rose]

Maybe if you didnt use 84 in one shampoo this wouldn't be a problem

[zinc bear]

It has every halo game and gears of war game all in one

[waxen rose]

Shampoo, conditioner, lotion, body wash, motor oil, toothpaste, shaving cream, windshield washer fluid, orange juice

[zinc bear]

Also my orthodontists confirmed that I’m going to be done with my Invisalign (plastic braces) by July 1st and it could even be done before that. After 2 years of suffering I will finally be free

[zinc bear]

@viral dune needs the OJ

[waxen rose]

My braces may be stuck with me for another year

[thick furnace]

meowskulls fortnite

[zinc bear]

Yeah they’re just fixing my overbite now
I will have a lisp for a few months

[viral dune]

Yeag

[waxen rose]

My braces gave me a lisp too and my dad makes fun of me for it

[zinc bear]

So does my mom

[viral dune]

My braces only dug into the inside of my cheeks

[zinc bear]

Damn dats crazy

[muted rose]

Unironically frame stutters killed me like 5 times on CE laso

[viral dune]

Like yk the little wire that goes through, both ends would cause small sores and it was so annoying

[muted rose]

Why did it stutter? I don’t know

[waxen rose]

I aint looking forward to trying all this on my xbox one s

[waxen rose]

Yeah that ripped open the inside of my top lip

[viral dune]

[muted rose]

Good lord I hate aotcr and tb forever because of laso

[viral dune]

Tbh, aotcr is pretty easy to get past

[muted rose]

I didn’t do the bridge skip

[viral dune]

Why

[zinc bear]

Tuberculosis?

[viral dune]

Two betrayals lol

[muted rose]

Didnt have the speedrun pulled up

[viral dune]

I understand

[muted rose]

It’s my fault I know

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-gif-16364130821685663927

[muted rose]

Two bucler osis

[plain lagoon]

Playing combat evolved with OG graphics for the first time on an OLED is so good

[zinc bear]

XLR8 has the HS role now YAYY

[plain lagoon]

All the little dark tunnels on pillar of autumn are DARK

[plain lagoon]

WOO YEAH

[zinc bear]

I was thinking of getting an LED monitor since OLED’s are a little too much rn

[waxen rose]

The whimsical flashlight you will use twice and then forget it's a feature till you button mash and it lights up

[plain lagoon]

They’re getting cheaper! Give a look if you haven’t recently. They’re down to $400-500 now

https://pcpartpicker.com/product/qPYfrH/msi-mag-271qp-qd-oled-x24-265-2560-x-1440-240-hz-monitor-mag-271qp-qd-oled-x24

[zinc bear]

I could buy 3 Xbox series x’s with $500

[waxen rose]

On a scammers Facebook marketplace profile

[plain lagoon]

Idk about 3 series X, maybe 3 one X lol

[zinc bear]

Maybe.. 240 hz is a little overkill since I only have a 4060. I was thinking going for a 180Hz since that’s what my monitor is at rn

[waxen rose]

The blue light that thing emits with have me in generational eye damage debt

[plain lagoon]

OLEDs don’t really come in any slower of a panel now for gaming monitors. 240 is the floor

[zinc bear]

I’m just looking for a new fancy monitor in general. The LED I’m looking at rn is only $250. I need a long lasting once since my AOC brand monitor deteriorated over time

[plain lagoon]

There’s some 165-185hz floating around but the 240s are literally cheaper 🙂

[hasty zinc]

omg a HS studios employee!! Can you give me recon and tell me about the next 3 planned Halo games after Campaign evolved!!??

[plain lagoon]

They usually come with adjustable blue light filters! Mine has 4 levels

[hasty zinc]

I recently acquired an ultrawide and it changed my life

[zinc bear]

Can you tell US that pls?

[waxen rose]

I love my 4 types of damage
Effective
Super effective
Not so effective
Meh

[waxen rose]

Recon pls im just a humble boy plying halo 3 with my gamer friends….

[zinc bear]

5 types don’t forget
This one is only blue light it will literally kill your eyes

[waxen rose]

Ultra effective now I cant see anything

Blind speedrun

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/jLwPzJhCHxh.gif

[zinc bear]

Yo is that the kamehameha?

[naive turret]

I thought it was the giant sniper from Eva for a sec

[hasty zinc]

I still need to finish that

[waxen rose]

Blue light vs the unsuspecting toddler

[hasty zinc]

my daughter has been wearing her blue light glasses more recently

I got the blue light coating on my glasses when I got a new pair

[zinc bear]

Aww

[waxen rose]

Eye doctors love it when you take a 20 second eye break for every 2 hours you spent looking at a screen

[faint mantle]

I should get some as well

[zinc bear]

Like mother like daughter with the blue light

[zinc bear]

I put a warm color filter on all of my screens

[waxen rose]

Still need that break

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/Z60t.gif

[zinc bear]

Kat like halo

[waxen rose]

Kat like gears of war 5

[deep night]

That looks like a perfect snap of a kitkat

[zinc bear]

Kat like Kait Diaz from gears 5

[waxen rose]

Kat like my troop leader named Kat

[zinc bear]

Kat like uhhh

[plain lagoon]

Sour patch kids are superior

[waxen rose]

If it's sour I do NOT want it

Give me my 800 mg sugar iced coffee please

[dreamy stirrup]

nerds gummy clusters or gtfo

[deep night]

reeses are nuked and delicious

[plain lagoon]

Ok but what if I’m in possession of both

[waxen rose]

Pick a side.

[dreamy stirrup]

i'll take the nerds every time 😛

[hasty zinc]

nerds gummy clusters

[waxen rose]

Nerds ropes omg yay

[dreamy stirrup]

someone always brings a giant family sized bag for the bench when we have games

[zinc bear]

Throw all 3 up in the air and close your eyes. Whichever one you catch is the one you eat.

[hasty zinc]

oh I just saw that sam said that too lol

[deep night]

sour patch kids: Halo edition. "Betcha can't stick it"

[dreamy stirrup]

yes i have taste, Aegis 😛

[hasty zinc]

I really need to start scrolling up more often

[zinc bear]

Yes I have aegis, taste.

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-toss-catch-falling-off-chair-tumble-gif-15958023

[hasty zinc]

nice

[zinc bear]

Thanks i was trying really hard to be funny

[hasty zinc]

you'll get there eventually

[zinc bear]

I mean you DO laugh at all of my 67 jokes right?

[waxen rose]

“Your did it” sticker in the mail comes soon

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/X20K.gif

[deep night]

grrrr

[zinc bear]

Who is bro

[deep night]

67 is borning tbh

[hasty zinc]

you're borning tbh

[zinc bear]

Nah it’s not borning imo

[deep night]

thanks

[waxen rose]

I wasnt borning yesterday

[zinc bear]

You are borning

[deep night]

😂

[waxen rose]

Welcome to the world!

[zinc bear]

My phone keeps auto correcting that to something scary
I am on the verge of being obliterated by the guardians if my auto correct does something wrong

[plain lagoon]

You were definitely boring yesterday

[waxen rose]

He didnt get the joke

[zinc bear]

Bro thinks he’s an HS member 😂😂 who is bro??

[deep night]

yea definitely not you

[waxen rose]

Named my son halo studios because I gotta set them up for their future occupation

[zinc bear]

Well yeah he’s XLR8. Not me.

[deep night]

ok, but I didn't say I was lol

[zinc bear]

What??

• Ohio confusion *

[deep night]

you were saying I was a hs member

[zinc bear]

I’m talking about XLR8. That’s why I replied to him.

[deep night]

ok

[faint mantle]

When the joke is explained, it is no longer a joke

[zinc bear]

Not true

[zinc bear]

When a joke isn’t a joke, it’s not a joke.

[hasty zinc]

when is a door not a door?

[zinc bear]

Cause if you get a joke and then you joke joke the joke and then joke, it’s a joke.

[hasty zinc]

when it's AJAR 🤣

[tight remnant]

Why was XLR7 afraid of XLR9?

[deep night]

ppl tried to make a 67 analog horror but failed to schedule their brain cells

[zinc bear]

Cause XLR8 XLR9 😂😂😂😂✌️

Wait no it should be why was XLR7 afraid of XLR8

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/vrVL.gif

[waxen rose]

89 89 89

[normal owl]

Who says I don't live dangerously?

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/kQX9691ftZ2.gif

[candid tusk]

It's time for a couple offline backups.

And always remember, backup the backup.

[deep night]

a worthy gif I can have

[zinc bear]

I know that entire dance

[tight remnant]

My onedrive is overboard

[zinc bear]

Maybe it’s cause you only have one drive

[tight remnant]

I need two drive

[normal owl]

My meager 5GB OneDrive is already full, sadly.

[zinc bear]

Pin it before posting maybe

[normal owl]

I have a 4TB but it only backs up at the office.

[candid tusk]

Ah. Yeah if it's work stuff that's on them anyway. lol

[normal owl]

So if I have the time of my life--and I record it in a place with no data--then my phone breaks, I'm SOL.

[zinc bear]

You’re soil

[tight remnant]

i thankfully dont think i need anything in my onedrive anymore, everything impotant already local i think

[waxen rose]

Time of my life is a good song
And I've never felt this way before

[zinc bear]

Never heard it

[waxen rose]

Its my moms favorite song

[zinc bear]

67

[waxen rose]

Never put baby in a corner

You've probably heard that line from the movie

[zinc bear]

Wow they made a movie about the song

[normal owl]

ugh I've had a dozen Brach's peppermint candies and I feel blegh.

[waxen rose]

80s movies are such treats

[normal owl]

halfway through my 2nd one of these:

(not today, in general)

[waxen rose]

Give me 15 minutes alone with 350 brachs mints and it'll be all gone

[dreamy stirrup]

https://discord.com/channels/471722331820130324/1479566307623047208

new post/vote!

[zinc bear]

Linda is the best please let Linda get 1 plaase

[waxen rose]

I think darealmchief’s contribution was scripted

He picks from a catalog of “linda is so cool” list

[zinc bear]

Who WHO are the ferrets
Bro thinks he’s apart of the team

Also where’s fireteam Osiris 💔

[waxen rose]

Something something silver team from the tv show

They missing dareal’s team: yellow team
Niki core

[zinc bear]

Trueeeee

[night forum]

How is gray team not there

[candid tusk]

The real team that's missing is the 1992 United States men's olympics basketball team.

[waxen rose]

Singe handedly destroyed the 12th ring

[night forum]

They had like a whole book to them selves

[zinc bear]

He didn’t do allat bro I don’t glaze my OC’s

[waxen rose]

France has started revolutions for less

[waxen rose]

Singlehandedly won 0 games of chess

[zinc bear]

OHHH ferrets are the people who go undercover and find crimes I think

[tight remnant]

The ferrets!!! they're fun and they're great and they have Mama Lopis

[zinc bear]

Benji won 67 games against Nikolai

[zinc bear]

Yeah I remember now
They were in the books right?

[tight remnant]

Yep

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/marder-ferret-cute-spin-wiesel-gif-18385357

They're trying their best!

[waxen rose]

Nicolai .6 seconds away from destroying the table

[zinc bear]

He screams in Russian, before sliming out all of yellow team 💔

Oh why did benji auto correct to banjo 😭😭

[jade gust]

They're being turned into an orb

[zinc bear]

NOOOO

Being turned into an orb to power slipspace 💔

[waxen rose]

All soccer balls you see were once ferrets

[waxen rose]

Just like me fr….

[jade gust]

Nah, ferrets are too small, we use something larger to make footballs

[zinc bear]

Soccer balls*

Anyways I shall go nap now

[jade gust]

You do not get to lecture me on whether it's called football or soccer

[zinc bear]

I am Joe king

[plain lagoon]

I thought you were the real master chief

[chilly summit]

hello joe

[fickle drift]

Hi

[haughty cedar]

hello guys

[fickle drift]

How are you?

[haughty cedar]

am good wbu

[onyx barn]

Is there anyway we can make Kammyshep an actual certified lore expert?

[surreal shell]

make halo great again

[hidden iris]

And by that, you mean add a Flood version of firefight, right?

[surreal shell]

no

[hidden iris]

Then what features would make Halo better?

[chilly summit]

that exists already no?

[naive surge]

A dodgeroll and parry

[hidden iris]

I have no clue, I’m a new gen. If so, tell me which game cause I’ve been wanting to play that for a while

[naive surge]

Mcc added it to odst

[chilly summit]

it's on mcc

[hidden iris]

Alright, I’ll look for it.

[hidden iris]

Which one? The dodge roll, or flood mode?

[naive surge]

Its decent, the flood ai dont work fantastic in the firefignt setting but the atmosphere is good

[naive surge]

Flood

[hidden iris]

So… my favorite Halo, has my favorite enemies. Let’s goooo

[zinc bear]

No one gets my niche reference 💔

[chilly summit]

u da real masterchief

[waxen rose]

Da real mchief

[regal stratus]

What was your guys' favorite Operation in Infinite

[waxen rose]

The one where we save the cutie (fernando)

[regal stratus]

I liked the one with Operator

[naive turret]

ngl I saw Operation and thought SM2, for which I'd have an answer

mb that's on me

[fickle drift]

You playing now Halo?

[waxen rose]

Now halo? What about later halo?

[naive turret]

Could, it's hard to say these days

[misty marsh]

I kinda prefer earlier halo

[zinc bear]

Okay

I prefer the sea lion edition of halo

[waxen rose]

What about harp seal edition?

https://tenor.com/view/harp-seal-pup-baby-seal-looking-around-snow-viralhog-gif-14094390

[zinc bear]

Awww sea lion better

I feel like HS is just rubbing it in reach fans faces lol
First month no noble six, and now this month no noble team.
I’m loving it

[waxen rose]

well they know noble team was so bad all their members died within hours of one another

Couldn't even watch each others backs

[ocean herald]

I also enjoy lies

[waxen rose]

Misinformation day is Monday

[ocean herald]

Fiction Friday

[waxen rose]

Fiction? Fan fiction? True

Ao3 Friday im so happy

[zinc bear]

Yes

[waxen rose]

Soundwave sent me charbiter fic and I was laughing so hard bc I was at work when he did

I was not expecting that notification

[pulsar heron]

me walking into class several months ago to see someone had written "AO3 tropes" on a whiteboard

[waxen rose]

HELP

[pulsar heron]

and it Was meaning that AO3

[waxen rose]

should've written Wattpad instead

[pulsar heron]

HELP

[zinc bear]

🫩

[waxen rose]

Is tora blonde now!!!

[zinc bear]

Wattpad isn’t welcome in my home

[pulsar heron]

tora is so blonde now