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I’m supposed to be at like 75,356 left until colonel grade 3!
Pink version coming soon
Peak
So that means I just never will then. Got it.
first overshield is red, double overshield is white
Yall should just give me inheritor lwk
I mean
here you go
don't say I never did anything for you
I would react to this with the yippee critter if I had inheritor
Can I speak to a manager?
sure how can I help
A real manager
Triggered ptsd in every retail worker here
What does that even mean
I didn’t get this bob cut with highlights to not get to ask for a manager
Exactly, just look at my goat bob
I will literally never get this progress back. This is extremely sad.
Cortana’s bad bob jumpscare
Aegis fake manager
Aegis real manager
yo
Hey now h4 Cortana is perfection
gurt: yo
Not even Jen likes her h4 design
Aegis Cortana pfp is fake manager
Aren't you the H4 guy 🥀
That’s dareal or aegis. I can like h4 and still criticize it
Aren’t you the h3 guy?
That's kitso
Who's yalls favorite h4 character minus chief
^ and me
Didact
The huge didact tattoo on my chest
Now I won’t EVER get a score so high in Firefight ever again.
Just WHY did it have to be taken from me.
like the cryptum or actual didact
dude youre living on double xp youre fine
Im joking I dont have him tattooed on me im just saying hes my favorite
Oh surely.
Lasky is my favorite sorry I miss spoke
Palmer was way too underutilized
“We will make 3 comics about her and call it a day”
I'm definitely biased toward lasky because the forward unto dawn movie is one of my favorites
It is so good even if it has a bunch of lore issues
Lasky just has that soft face that I can appreciate
Beating a dead horse but classic “the meaty bits of lore are not in the games” problem halo has
Lasky is just a nice guy
Define meaty in that sense
Lasky in the back like ‘stoooop fightiinnng”
Did Del Rio die?
I’ve never seen Aegis and Del Rio in the same room before, coincidence?
Aegis vs Rio who is winning
Fist fight or verbal altercation
Coin flip decides
YEAH PINK
Aegis low diff
Bro was one outburst away from a heart attack
Real
i want this too pls
its a reach rank do u really want it
Pink and purple my goat
Halo studios doesn't want you to know but chief is technically pink but they had to change the colors for their colorblind ceo or sum trust me
Aegis is he uses his ult (pretending to be the manager)
as long as its not anything odst
Chief def wears pink unicorn pj's
Perchance
I really wish I could forcibly get my progress back.
You could open a support ticket. None of us here can help unfortunately
Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in
let him cook
This worked for me! Tested approved method
True
Reminds me of when I had to factory reset my old xb1 to play it every time i'd turn it on
No he’s a senator now
sounds about right
Nothing I can do man, ughhhh. Ticket won’t do anything, restarting game did nothing either.
How much xp did you lose
7255 x 2.3 =16,686.5 (16,685 points)
I’m supposed to be at 68,516 till colonel 3 now.
Hey guy, so we still don’t receive any reward from matchmaking ? Wow this suck
halo 3 is my favorite halo game
Halo 3 is everyone's favourite halo (dareal and freak included)
halo 2 is my favorite
Halo 2 so epic especially the theme
That's what you think
Good morning people of Halo
Good evening Wade (in my time)
Good
I have a hot take: Halo 5 is a high quality and underrated game, it should be better than Infinite
yes it is, sucks if you missed out though
yea it is 343's best product
Yeah, despite Infinite feel more balanced, it missing the fun game like Halo 5 did
Hook up the xbox play h5 i think its still active i kinda want to too @sly star
It is still active, it just hard to find many player, that why I mostly play Warzone bc I have hard time to find 4v4 @tender sierra
i wish it was on pc
Ik, unfortunately they have no plan for that since the whole studio no longer have people who working on blam engine anymore so the game will forever stuck in Xbox even no MCC too. Closest H5 you can play is H5 forge for PC version.
My xbox runs poorly so i dont like using it sucks
I see, what is your Xbox ?
the first gen release of xbox one
Ahhh Xbox one console, yeah since you didn’t run a lot so the console probably not working, you should probably go trade it to upgrade to series S if you want cheaper console
Does the series S/X play halo 5 well?
Oh yes It does, it Xbox, they always do backwards compatibility
Let me just spend $300 to only play halo5 haha
Yeah that true just like when the game launch
I have a great idea, tried to grind your Microsoft Rewards to buy the console b
shut up
I hate halo 3
WE love halo 3
Ohhhhhhh hot take!!!!!! If it was story then never mind not hot take
wow you spelled halo 2 very wrong
Its story
Everything else is good. Campaign just sucks.
Yeah nvm (do not compare to halo 4)
Halo 4 is my favorite so I will
… ok that it a hot take
67?
Did you say Leafs suck 67 ??? Yeah maple leafs suck
No
Ok then 🍅🍅🍅
where could that have possibly come from...
Six seven 🥹
I love my family (this server)
That meme is stupid, unless you are welcome to Montreal
Dareal
Halo should reboot the Reclaimer saga not remake CE
No
Yes
is that real? lol
Yes it real
Okay ill look into it thanks @sly star
It’s sweepstakes.
No problem my dude, it will took a lot of time but it will worth it
Sweepstakes is even harder so better grind it (this is my opinion so tried your luck if you want)
Oh wait, you can get gift cards .
Honestly.. I’m lowkey broke rn and I could grind for a free Xbox series X.
Exactly b
ill probably just buy one lol
aight guys hop back on halo 5, its the right move for the culture
I’ll play halo 5 if it had a
Fov slider
It is a little funny looking at Robogabo's Halo 4 and 5 concept art and then looking at the design for some of the Runners in Nu-Marathon
For the record idk if Robogabo worked on Nu-Marathon as he hasn't posted any Nu-Marathon concept art on his Artstation; only Destiny 2 stuff
The similarity is just a little funny
I can guarantee losing a gigantic firefight classic score to a glitch seems catastrophic, but man it really did hurt to lose my 7255 FFF (FiestaFireFight) score.
I can surely get that again. Gotta be on the same setting.
Volatile Skewer must clean up as much as possible.
Not saying that I believe the whole “10 year plan” for infinite..but what started that rumor?
There was a comment from 343i about Infinite being "The start of the next decade of Halo"
And while it was never officially stated, context clues + development information point towards 343i planning Infinite to get campaign expansions and serve as a single platform for Halo to exist on for the foreseeable future
Ohh okay
It is a bit similar to what Bungie said about Destiny's "10 Year Plan"
Where everybody was under the impression that Destiny 1 would be supported for 10 Years while in reality it was referring to the deal struck between Activision and Bungie
also Bungie going back on promises because of how much of a disaster Destiny's development was and them signing a contract with Activision for four Destiny games only for Bungie to decide not to do that
not the first time Bungie went back on an agreement like that ftr
Oh boy another day in the Halo neighborhood how's everyone doing today?👋
When they inked the deal for two more Halo games for Microsoft they had Halo Reach and Halo Chronicles in development. When Halo Chronicles got canned they apparently just thought "We don't have to make two Halo games" before they were told they had to make something. Hence ODST going from DLC for Halo 3 to a stand-alone 60 Dollar release
hi
Agreed
Tanaka's armor especially reminds me of the Destroyer class in Nu-Marathon
Why did you go find a message I sent from the ancient times? From before I was the me I am now?
I was going through the pinned messages and thought it would be funny
That reminds me, I did this in Halo 3 a couple months back
Slick
marathon is tempting me
I wish it had a campaign mode, even if it just served as an introduction/reintroduction to the world and the mechanics the game is built around
I wish they would have less visual clutter and stimulation. It’s WAYYYY too much going on at the same time.
I didn't have that issue and I'm someone who can be easily overwhelmed by too much stimuli
I just hate having too much on my screen
The gunplay felt nice but tbh.. the rest of the game is mid.
yea its looks decent extraction
if you like the genre
Good evening Spartans
Top of the morning to ya
good timezone gamers

Looks great, i imagine the visor is a bit more practical
Aye. I was trying to replicate the Destroyer armour from NuMarathon since it's confirmed to be a newer version of the original Marathon protagonist's armour
*Mid of the day
lfg any playlist
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spite
It’s a collective skill issue
rubberband effect
Sup
sup
Anyway
It's time to play another Halo infinite challenge lmao
Only vehicles(but due to some location restrictions and boss fights rule can be ignored)
what challenge is that?
Only vehicles
i read that part, i meant what does it mean in this context?
you can only complete the campaign using vehicles?
Yes
Movements, shooting, everything
interesting. on a brand new save?
Yes
ngl that sounds like a pain if you're in combat and your vehicle gets destroyed lol
Wade only knows pain. It makes him stronger. More flexible.
Finally opened my laptop purchased in 2020 and was greeted by this blast from the past 
I wonder how much money they would make if they marketed a modern ai assistant that was based on Cortana
Probably a lot
"hey cortana, i know what you did."
I dont like this methinks
I used to have an Xbox gamertag of "HeyCortana" to prank anyone in PvP who said my gamertag, because it may have triggered Cortana assistant.
they should make the brute ai from infinite their next ai assistant
It's already in the wild: https://fortune.com/2025/07/23/ai-coding-tool-replit-wiped-database-called-it-a-catastrophic-failure/

It's the only reason we have a Switch 2.

Are there some other exclusives that would make it worth it? My wife showed some interest in that game and she's played Breath of the Wild / Tears of the Kingdom. Its hard to justify buying the switch 2 for a single game if there are others you can convince me
donkey kong bananza, cyberpunk
Performance on Animal Crossing is way better too.
Even without new games, if you use it a lot the performance increase can be worth your time/money calculations.
agreed
She likes her Ally but it is a bit bulky at times for her, and while I've put emulators on it you know its not the same
It is hard to believe given how cyberpunk launched that its working on a switch lol
Might be a stretch but anyone tried Fortnite on it? I watched someone try it on the original switch and it was painful lol
And thank you both 🙂
so the sw2 is fairly comparable to a ps4/xbox series s, if that somewhat informs you what to expect. some of the switch 1 titles got a switch 2 version (expect significantly better performance). sadly if it's a non sw2 version/title, the sw2 doesn't upscale it or make it look any prettier
Finally able to see the fully ready-to-go desktop and my eyes behold the most beautiful sight: no pre-installed bloatware 
How will you control your RGB? Would you like Norton Antivirus? Hello its me Instagram and Messenger, please use us. EPSN. Prime Video. Hello? Think of the shareholders!
"I know you can print and scan using normal methods...but what about using our brand's redundant and convoluted way to do the same thing!"
We were too harsh on clippy
Have you seen the Asus machines with a copilot button on the front? Surely that was a good idea
reminded again that this was a scene
halo 5
Incorrect
Tomadatchi life jumpscare
Counterpoint - not Halo 5
Did you set your mcc nameplate to clippy yet
I am contractually obligated to use the focus rifle
Heart? Broken
just for you today I'll use clippy, have to record a video for the moas
Jumping for joy!
They need to add halo 5 to master chief collection or at least make it so you could buy it on steam cuz I'm missing a whole part of the story I've been wanting to find out for years
Pretty sure h5 is the same amount of storage that mcc takes up so the game would be twice as big which isn't great
I agree it should have a pc port though
Halo 5 will never be added to the MCC, but it should get a standalone port (this is my opinion to be clear, there are zero plans for it). You're not missing anything not playing the campaign, if you're really invested try cloud gaming
halo 5 would make mcc like 500gb
If you dont play h5 campaign youre missing out on more lasky and thats a cardinal tragedy
The file size doesnt really matter as much as the fact its already running 11 engines and its a technical marvel it even runs on an xbox lol
While you cant discuss that type of stuff here, how do you plan to steal a copy of something that doesnt exist
oh yeah
Fricking hell man
Is it on Xbox one, I could ask my friend to lend me his xbox
yeah
Its only on Xbox One
Halo 5 steelbook jumpscare
also you are missing out on peak halo movement 😤
more like Steelbox: that thing wasn't for game discs at all
I only wanted a certain card for my collection in that book
Chat quick question is there anything not family friendly on my profile?
Playing halo 4 and then I want to break the disk because I remember I cant slide
Not anymore since you edited it. All moderation discussion must take place with @bleak yoke only.
Yeah I noticed my status
Is there a possibility that if the c drive us nearly full will I experience worse memory and CPU
cuz I have 30 gb left on my c drive that's 500 gb
Yes you will always want some amount of overhead. You're under 10% which is pushing it so you'd want to plan for an update (or clear out some things you dont need)
yeah I'ma start depleting off that drive since I have a secondary storage drive that has 1tb
My dumbbell of a Brain forgot to use it
More general question, will Halo Studios have any issues w/ automating the ticketing process on the users end? Its a bit cumbersome today, looking to help cut through that
I wonder why they haven't made a port for halo 5 hasn't it nearly been like idk 7 years
10th year this year, or was that last year
Theyve been pretty vocal about it, you dont have to wonder. Here was the last tweet that I remember about it https://i.imgur.com/azH8ecY.png
11th this year
They said “we want to make master freak suffer so we aint doing all that” trust me
Wort Wort Wort Pozole
Not my req packs 😢
You hurting and taking that pain out on others will NOT help/lh
I highly doubt it, but I really wish H5 & Gears 2/3, would come to PC ...
i would rather have a h5 remake over ce gotta b real
Halo wars 2 same
Where they have time to make the story good
Let me grieve how I want 😠
Your greif is dangerous
I will become an avengers level threat to get tf3
The diva freak is still around 
Trust tho guys, tga this year it'll happen 😋
Highguard 2 announcement hype
I am being a diva as per usual
concord 5 guardians
NO ❌❌❌
Are y’all hating on H5 again 
I’d also take a remake of H5 over CE. Since H5 would have the best multiplayer 
Since you know…. CE is pretty much just a
I'm good, make something new.
Port H5 to other platforms and give it a big fix / patch if you could.
They didnt give h5 enough time, I would like to see it through maybe sometime in my lifetime
"Welcome back, to High Guard!"
Combat will evolve in halo 8 rythem masters
a campaign evolved?
H5 undefeated MP btw
Can't believe it's been 11 years since the best developed Halo MP experience of all time
Good evening people of Halo
Tbh Infinite might be the best MP
Not even close
My favourite MP would have to be one that has dev made btb maps, yk
Warzone 🙏
I prefer the game that has dedicated Firefight assets too, and also real firefight gameplay that isn't just Multiplayer against AI
Wait a minute
Was Warzone just pretty much a Moba
nah
unless you absolutely love forge
hey guys, i am new to halo. just bought mcc and about to dive into it after my exams. any suggestions before hand or anything i should know before i start my adventures?
Play CE first. Do not believe MCC's order.
Start off with CE, and stick with the classic visuals.
And have fun, that bit's important.

Rev lmao
you will suffer
Ayo
dawg
Halo 6 when🥀
Infinite
Almost finished
Only little left
Nuh uh.
if u wanna do canon order play reach first
and odst after/during ur playthrough of 2
For a first time player, I do not recommend the above.
I need what you're smoking
Release order is far better for a first playthrough imo
y not
Major gameplay differences
Release order gives you a better sense of gameplay progression
Like, going from Reach to CE is a drastic leap backwards in terms of the gameplay mechanics
MCC is a museum piece. Everything makes a lot more sense starting at the beginning of the series' creation. Reach touches on a lot of things that don't make any sense if you haven't played through the rest of the games.
Plus the mechanics evolve over time on top of one another.
The amount of streamers going into CE from Reach having the 'why can't I sprint?' moment never gets old it does
i mean yeah but if u care about story more, canon order is better
ce spoils the ending of reach in like the first 2 minutes
The marketing for Reach was literally 'from the beginning you know the end'
For subsequent playthroughs, lore order is fine
But for a first playthrough it's jarring
What little narrative weight it does have is from the innevitablity and cyclical nature of it.
Obligatory 'you don't recommend people watch Star Wars starting with Episode 1'
because it was bungies last halo
obviously halo fans alr knew the ending
How did they become fans? They started with CE.
well tbf that's not really a point since folk could've started at any point or order lol
Nope. It's law.
Ratified in 2002. No person may start their Halo journey without playing CE first. It was a wild court decision, but here we are.
no
Are you advising this person break the law? Shameful.
I started with 4 🫠
but you don't know what reachs final objective is really about till the end
You have 67 in your name, we know.
It’s a shame that the game had such cool marketing. It had potential.
lol at least I got MCC and played the order after
what we thinkin about marathon coming out tomorrow?
Would have been cooler as something other than an extraction shooter, but I'm wishing them well.
I'm doing a 5K
Needs to be less visually stimulating and more original.
It's unique. Not for me, but there's an audience.
some of the artstyle stuff looks kinda cool wish the actual game was good
and that any developer other than Bungie was making it
I’ll wait a few months for it to be on sale for $18 on steam then try it again.
idk if the game is for me
I wouldn't be terribly surprised to see a f2p version of it in a few years like they did with Destiny 2.
Arc raiders better
extraction shooters kinda just suck
Oh boy.. I would TOTALLY love that. 
arc raiders was mid
only one i kinda liked was mw2 dmz
and they'll delete two thirds of the game ✌️🥹
MW2 DMZ was great
I need to give Arc Raiders a chance for myself and just not listen to the internet lol
Arc raiders wasn’t mid. You’re wrong cause I say so.
k
People are annoying on there but just play the game yourself.
it sucked, you kill ONE enemy and everyone on the island knew exactly where you were
I like Arc
arc seems to be one of those games made better because of the community interaction
the gameplay itself was alright
That's a lot of the fun of it
Can have the same in VR Chat for free.
Wander around and you never know what'll happen
Tbf, people are annoying in any game.
Truth
Saber Interactive is making new co-op shooter
❓
If socializing is the only thing that makes the game good, it isn't necessarily a good game, it simply got lucky with the community it attracted.
A game has to be fun to play with comms disabled to be a well made game.
If the intent was to have community interactions, then it achieved it's intent
yeah theres a lot of games that are carried by community
I have fun without being on VC. I do like looting since it’s in my borderlands fan blood.
See I don't know how to feel about that sentence. I guess in a sense you're right but I also like socializing in gaming communities so if that's the pitch I'm happy with it.
helldivers, arc raiders
trve, if u selling a game for anything above $10 it needs to have a fun enough gameplay loop so in 20 years when nobody online is playing it I can still have fun
helldivers doesnt go under that at all imo
no u
See Helldivers is actually a fun game
honestly the best co-op games are L4D2 and Sea of Thieves
helldivers can be extremely annoying and unbalanced a lot of the time
Rare superintendent interaction
It is more fun with friends but you can still have fun solo
definitely points towards Gears of War, Halo, and COD Zombies, no splitscreen gaming session is complete without one of those classics
Try a lower difficulty then?
honestly
like when i started helldivers i went to a planet and got 5 different enemy jets spamming laser guns on me and i couldn't do anything about it
I know fighting Nids can be a pain. Imo the bot front is more fun.
hawkners only interactions here are to say im wrong atp
then use the gear meant to counter it
ive been in a sorta bubble as of late
and civilians constantly run into your attacks
i need to get back into my usual antics again
didnt have any because i just started
thats why we have lower difficulties to get you geared up
Ha
you shouldnt have been on those levels then? lol
Honestly that's fair. I was frustrated with the game when I first played and got carried by friends. But once I hit level 20 I started getting the things I needed.
Lol I just enjoyed it a lot
and if your friends are who dragged you through that w/o donating kit or at least explaining idk i think your friends suck
Actually it may have been lower. Like level 10.
Might’ve exaggerated but still top 3, 5 at least
tfw you need to actually play the game to learn the game
yeah starting can be really rough
only doing good now cuz i threw money at the game for a battlepass
Fair. Took me a few games to understand the mechanics properly.
good
My first match of arc raiders I had a group of high levels give me a bunch of guns. Then I killed them right before extraction to take their weapons. Great time.
Y'know you can grind for the currency right? You don't have to buy the super credits.
like legit for tarkov it took me prolly a few hundred hours to finally GET it
yes but that is boring and lame
.>
only found out after and it was faster to buy
I guess we have a different mindset lol
i also wanted odst armor so
Alright I'll give you that one.
grinding out the SC is good and all but there is a point where you're kinda just spending an entire day spamming a mission only to cheese disconnects to run it back
Halo 7 when
true, I appreciate the option exists at least considering how other games handle it
I'm just getting to a thousand through missions and the free warbond then I'm buying Democratic Detonation (to appease my friends and because I want thermite).
yeah like its cool and all i just dont really feel interested in grinding out upwards of a hundred piles of SC to get a single pass
helldivers also just felt really boring and repetitive after a while
well thats why they add stuff in updates dude
and a lot of the missions you have to youtube it because the game is horrible at telling u what to do
it really isnt that complex what
Weirdly enough I never felt the repetitiveness.
sure the enemies can be confusing if you wanna learn about their details
does helldivers need psn
but the objectives are pretty straightforward
Okay this i disagree with.
Why talk about helldivers on halo discord?????
no because everyone lost their minds at sony
No. But you need game pass to play online on Xbox.
Because it's another millitary science fiction shooter that's popular and has a lot of crossover (literally in the case of the ODST Warbond) and Halo doesn't have a lot going on right now
I dont play xbox
halo fell off
because i said so
Man halo jumped off a cliff
I really like HD2 for the funni potential.
Yeah I just find it funny. Must be the way they had the contract set up.
its so sad that 343i time traveled back to 2001 to release Halo CE to kill Halo forever with no chance of revival
I like to hug my friend with a hell bomb or a 500 
It's even more sad to see a franchise this big absolutely disappear from the rosters
halo has been dead since CE killed the franchise
Halo is terrible. Imagine playing halo? Couldn’t be me. Anyways gonna go run some halo infinite ranked.
I have a love hate relationship with Halo
It was amazing before.. then Microsoft took over and destroyed the franchise with CE.
many such cases...
remember how good Gears of War and Forza were before Microsoft bought them and turned them into AI SLOP
i smashed my thumb with a pallet
Oh boy... The AI slop debate...
pain
🫵 🤣
shut up
oof
Gears 1 killed the gears franchise
I just now read this... What are you on about?
can you believe gears 1 made the idea for cars
Gears 1 invented war
and cars dude
Microsoft has been in charge of Gears since 1 lmao
thats the joke
red bull is so good
No we’re TOTALLY serious dude
aight im gonna keep it real the random interjections aint it boss
Oh. I'm tired and I had a really dumb argument about live streams with someone
🤷♂️
Monster is better
redbull is slop but not as slop as c*lsius
c*lsius causes my cortisol to go up
Celsius 2
it's a very pretty game too
High cortisol: Celsius
Low cortisol: Coca Cola
cortisol exterminator, workout booster, hell yeah brother 🤘
there are some celsius flavor i like. but redbull is ole reliable
Making me want to play it now.
redbull makes cortisol go up a little
then go
I don't workout I just have an addiction to it 😂
its how u prevent yourself from becoming a chopped chud
finally
istg im going to ban the word cortisol it has only entered 99% of yalls language the past month
Cancer 2
Has it really? I rarely chat here.
speaking very collectively
dangerously high cortisol...
it is a chatroom afterall
...I don't think I can even be a chud.
You’re just a green role you can’t do anything /j
You made that sound like a sl*r XD
true and tragic
Yk there’s a lot of staff here who aren’t very active. Maybe they’re just aura farming behind the scenes.
baal just ate the rest of my kimchi fried rice…
I was once in a server where the lowest-tier users were greens... we called em' greenies
All I can think of when hearing greenie is The Maze Runner.
well its an all volunteer system so nobodys hard obligated to do much
So I can become a mod and do nothing?
no
Oh okay
He was quick to ask that lol
my point is you just have diff people on at diff times doing diff things
I would love to become a mod just to ban people who have different opinions than mine /j
one greenie paid the admins a ton of money and essentially took over the server, we weren't allowed to call new users "greenie" anymore, and I got banned for ragebaiting a new user into crashing out over some menial stuff
you couldnt even hold the inheritor role. js
Yeah I know I’m just joking
could I become a mod twin ✌️🥹
@halostudjos
hey hey. just sayin

Probably would need to do some talks for converting a few roles plus setting rules on what he can say where with that division of known public creator and now studio guy
Yeah or they’re just giving it to me which is true and happening in the next 6-7 days
I just flinched like an abused dog reading that number
Read my username
Fear me
I think the 67 kid is more important than Jesus
phew im saved
пасаны здарова
Since I ended up on spotlight last month with “darealmasterfreak”
Agreed
fr give me ONE reason why he isn't
I can give you 6-7 reasons why he is..
Truth
Good night people of Halo
Thanks Kitso
me (43) and group leader (12) realizing our ages add up to 67
Only Silent Auditorium left and "Only Vehicles" challenge gonna be over
Me (66) and the discord admin (98) realizing that 67 is the funniest meme of the year
BTW 67 is TikTok slang. I speak street /ref
no we do not
h*lo
I can bet $67 that I win 1v1 against you
aegis
H*lo has been trash since CE.. bungie ruined the franchise.
Omg..
fumbled harder than the pats at the superbowl
the... patriots?
Oh ok
No, this is Patrick.
true..
The only good game is 5 cause Linda
ce is only slightly good cuz linda easter egg
Hi guys how's everyone doing today?👋
I can't speak for everyone, but I'm alive.
It's over
Another challenge completed
sup
sup
Sup cortana
Now thinking about the "no sprint" challenge, but I'm gonna use the tank gun
Is this fair enough or no?
I don’t like sports
Thinking about it, it’s an insult to call an AI cortana in universe
Should do a no tank gun challenge.
I was playing duck hunt on reach the other day
Then without it, okay
And should I use a grapple hook?
Any restrictions?
we like sportz
I love sports
And we don’t care who knows
We like Wii sports
I broke my dads tv playing that once
Super unfortunate.
Yeah I was like 9 idk what he was thinking letting me bowl without telling me I needed to wear the strap
It really does get that serious sometimes
I wonder if there’s competitive Wii sports championships
At retirement homes across the globe, surely.
wow halo 3 has a much nicer take on the covie carbine than 2 anniversary
far more snipery looking shots
Now I have to look up if they still make wii accessories...
Should be able to find them, the Wii was really popular
Wii know.
what the heck is this
The Worb.
I wasn't sure you'd get that reference
Is that a game cube controller?
New squid MO just dropped
unless you just googled it 🤔
No, I just love the lonely island!
prove it, send me screenshots of your browser search history
no its the game sphere
actually don't
They were my top artist last year on Spotify wrapped
Don’t say that I didn’t warn you.
it's just 67 100 times isn't it
an island you say...
Sure
That’s the name of their band
Do we have a 'days without 67' counter so it can remain on 0 in perpetuity
67
that's wonderful thank you
My last searches were
halo waypoijt mcc stats
how mant hours is 24 days
chris lee fired frkm halo
I was having a debate with someone last night and was very tired.
gonna change my name to 67 that way when someone pings me it'll be reset
Anyway
I just counted and I did the 13 different challenges on the Halo infinite campaign(I know, no one cares, but it's fun actually)
are you stating that you were having a debate with someone and were tired or did you search "I was having a debate with someone last night and was very tired"
I was stating that I was having a debate
The 6-7 different challenges?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
we like halo reach
Planning to do the another few challenges, and maybe enough for Infinite
this guy thinks he's the manager
Jarvis, leak this man’s search history
🙅♀️🙅♀️
Friday activate history leak protocol
-2
jarvis play 'halo reach clips (emotional)'
WE are cooked
jarvis play 'halo reach noble deaths and overlay yakety sax music'
Jarvis, play the mjolnir mix on 100% volume
Friday, play a compilation of Jarvis I miss him
Jarvis, play Emile halo reach tuff moments.
Jarvis, play my demons by starset while watching halo legends the package
Cortana why did arby leave me
I remade Emile without the skull and he looks cooler
EVA helmets are peak. Although the mark 5B platform recon armour is my fav of all time (reach had peak armours ok)
Anyway
See you all soon, people of Halo
Glad to hear that!👍
Perchance ill draw him besides his bestie
Carter because they play gears of war every Saturday
Fan art of them?
Campaign evolved tomorrow
I may hate emile but I like dareal’s Au version
Ugh I still need to beat dying light the beast
I’ll stream it to give me motivation
Dying because I work tonight and ill miss the stream
AU where he’s a normal close quarters combatant and not a corny edgelord with zero sympathy for the citizens of reach
This is going in my top ten reach au’s list
It’s okay not tonight
Tomorrow maybe
Definitely Friday and over the weekend
Might just take a day off with my sick time bc I have so much work to do for midterms week
And he also has shotgun bullets on his chest plate instead of grenades for whatever reason
And he also didn’t turn off his motion tracker
The motion tracker we purposefully built into his arm this time
He dies by an elite warrior in all of them but this one
The fabric of reality is crumbling
Also you playing gears is perfect for E-Day
If you like gears we can play E-Day after my uncle and I beat it
What is e day? Are we dying to zombies
remember when kyle crane said its beastin' time then made the light die
Its emergence day. Gears of wars reach
I didnt survive z day I had to eat the family pet
Perchance
Yeah it’s when the locust emerged from sera’s underground
Gears 1 is 14 years after E-Day so I’m hyped
Hopefully it’s actually a faithful adaption and not like reach
There’s only been snippets of E-Day shown
In 1 comic and then a book so I’m hyped
And yeah E-Day was worse than reach so that’ll give you something to base it off of
Billions must glass reach
Mods.. delete that message plz..
2 billion humans
Put your soyjack action figures down
I’m so excited for you to play gears
I played it before I played halo it’s so peak
Im excited that youre excited that im excited to plays gears of war 1 and 2
2 is the best one
They unfortunately lost the horror aesthetic in 3
But they’re going back to it in E-Day so it will be PEAAAKKKKKKK
yeah gears has a very similar plot to halo except its just alot darker
Dark and… gritty?🐺
Ball
like emile..
literally
You throw
That’s dark and… mysterious
The two paths
Dark and gritty
Dark and mysterious
We dont take about the secret third
happy and discoverable
Found it on a map
yeah gears is great
so peak
peak... peak... sam bryne my wife
also dont listen to the haters about judgement. its actually a top 3 gears people just hate it cause its kinda filler but still peak
The only kind of filler I hate is walking/journey segments
Though thats mostly found in literature instead of games
Thank goodness his name isnt jole or I wouldve blown him up on sight
LMAO
Sorry not sorry last of us
the main character of gears 4 is named james fenix and my uncle james legit cried when they announced the trailer
freaking chud (i would cry if they named a halo character damian)
They will never name a halo character Dallas and I've accepted that fact (I haven't)
i actually heard the word chud in the wild the other day
they do have a character with my dads name
actually pretty funny
its andrew del rio whom i hate so its accurate
he became a senator in hunt the truth i think
Not for long…
Yea sorry that was me
are u a fat chud?
just a question
@waxen rose is /j/j
OKAY BRO
LMAO
How come the 7th column emblem isn't on the MCC
no im in good shape
i knew it
AUs are always good when you want to Draw scenarios you want ain't nothing wrong with that to be 100% honest
@waxen rose DO NOT LET THIS SLIDE BRO
Trust me girl, I ain't.
Wow we will never play peak now freak
I am no longer letting him play my copy of halo 4 monopoly
ID RATHER DIE THAN PLAY H3
The game peak? Or gears of war
The game peak and gears
I dont wanna play friendslop on lasky Wednesday
Oh ok
Yesss gears of war make me so happy
Play it by yourself when you first play campaign cause it’s real buggy on co-op
Well I dont have any other friends who enjoy gears so I wasnt planning on it
Pay co-op with me and reexperience the joy we felt playing h5 together
New band name unlocked
Adequate Punishment
Okay so who was gonna tell me I am on halo waypoint
@vagrant kettle you’re on waypoint too my friend
You’re a celebrity
Everyone will know my name
@meager linden you too my GOAT
Dallas Freak
Dallas Kennedy aka Master Freak
the dallas yearns for the medic bag
Amen well I mean I come from a family of war medics
lol that's cool
@winged tiger dm me please
omg I made waypoint!!
Me too twin
they didnt put the 67 in my user
good
Wait chat wasn't the new halo game that was apparently gonna come out after inf gonna be released in 2030 or 2031
jeez 2030 scary number
It’s wild to me how the operation infinite pass actually expires in 9 years from now.
infinite was the start of the next 10 years of halo, not the halo game for the next 10 years
but I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up being that
rev im on waypoint so is freak im so happy
I hate that idea, they should've kept the numbered titles or made more named ones like reach
I mean it is named like reach lol
but they should just stick to numbers
Yeah It'd be cool to have like 10 halo games and multiple side games like odst and reach
hi, how are yall today?
Gud u
Imagine a halo game but instead of playing the humans side you play as one of the covenant troops or a unique character, since the halo universe is pretty big, like massive
Or play as Kwan ha
All of these are great ideas, c'mon hire me Microsoft
Trust I won't burn down your corporation
-# these is jokes btw
Apply one then
Yapyap should have won smh
Like more than you already do as arbiter in h2?
For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.
Anyone else think today is slow?
Waypoint is back?
Wasn't that sunset years ago? I think that's how I got here lol
nvm I'm thinking of something else, carry on
thats waypoint forums
That's it
Good it's kind of a let down
I mean it's not as bad as 5 but it's not good in my opinion
yeah they should reserve non numbered names for spinoff games
I'd much rather have non-numbered games tbh
I don’t really have a strong opinion on either so long as you keep the naming consistent
Seems like with infinite they’re moving away from the numbers
Wouldn’t be surprised if the next game is something like “Halo: The Endless”
Hello, is there anyone here who belongs to The Halo Archive?
I will still call your Halo Infinite Halo 6 just to purposefully sadden aegis
🥀
What is that?
a repository of 3D models of each Halo, and it's made on a non-profit basis to preserve the aforementioned, I suppose.
I've tried to access it, but the invitations are down.
Id go ask the actual archive server
LFG if you're looking for a group to play with
Its a discoverable server
oh, and congratulations panda!
Thank you!! 
whath happpen
Never heard of it. Their Reddit might be a place to ask (if there is one)
He liked it so he put a halo on it
There's a post from 5 years ago where the invitation is no longer active.
They aren't, joined it yesterday
Just gotta find a newer link
do you invite me?
Thank you man
the waypoint forums are dead, Butters
yeah thats what i said
Me too also
anyone here know any movies comin out next week? lookin for something for me and the chuddies to go see...
New scream is out iirc
Bro that movie is genuinely terrible sorry not sorry
I'd look for a classic showing, something that's on an Anniversary or smth
i wouldnt bother with the new scream lol
My bestie who loves scream like unhealthily obsessed with it even said it was lowk bums
It’s so stupid
I mean if you’re at 7 in the franchise it’s likely run its course (not you halo I love you halo)
its not even that its that they fired the cast over something stupid and then desperately rewrote it all last min
I think I know what you’re referencing but after like the first 3 I personally was like what are they even doing making more of these lol
My body is only capable of screaming two times
Yeah
i love the scream franchise to the moon and back and the reboot was genuinely so promising with the first two
If you scream in the past tense is it “you scrumpt”
And also, saying “he really scrumpt with that one” could be a thing just saying
Sameeee
Scrumptious
The first killer was so..💕
I saw a reel of a dude saying he'd rather do a marathon of Madame Web, Morbius and Kraven the Hunter than rewatch Scream 7 💀
it legitimately CANNOT be THAT bad
Holy drama queen 💔
I actually never watched a scream movie before
billy loomis my love
Objectively correct
Supergirl
that comes out next week?
Yesnt
I thought it was releasing in summer
Yes hallo am friction!
what comes out in summer
I honestly havent looked up anything. I know new Scary Movie comes out in June
looks garbage
scary movie
Supergirl and Grogu movie
I love Kai cenat in my movie /j
This year is not cooking at all
the glup shitto movie 💔
Hail Mary should be good
to be fair, any year after A Minecraft Movie (2025) will end up lookin kinda mid
Cap
reddit take
Scary movie is trying really hard to be “offensive” and it’s not funny and isn’t working and it makes me mad
How is he gonna make fantasy creatures without CGI
opening up a Warp Portal
And I’m seriously not a fan of the casting choices and the designs
Yeah it seems geared toward people 50+ lol
How offensive
we need more comedy movies
Idk I don’t enjoy serial killer movies.
stuff like Superbad and The Interview
the 90s - early 2010s were peak era for comedy movies
Just poking fun at LGBT and it’s like.. not even offensive it’s just unfunny
“He stabbed her!”
“My pronouns are they/them!”
Like bro
@robust salmon yes hello am friction!
Who is he
It’s so people can go “gen Z tried to cancel scary movie!”
r/conservative ahh joke
is my brain broken I thought it was a lil silly
I mean Its funny if your humor is stuck in 2016
It’s a joke that’s been milked so much now
coming from the chronic 67 joke maker
I might go see scary movie just to giggle at it with the boys
67 is funny cause it’s so unfunny
That’s the only reason why I continue the joke
there will definitely be a 67 joke in scary movie
🥴
These people think they funny but they're like 13 y/os who just got tiktok 😭
Wasn’t scary movie controversial about something else too. Or was it a different horror movie with Wednesday actress
“He stabbed her 6 or 7 times!”
Old scary movie was better
I say, as I’ve never seen them.
peak cinema
Me personally, I’m going to see the backrooms in may.
I remember making apache helicopters jokes when I was 13
oh yeah I forgot about that one
Mark duplass and Kane pixels my goat
I would've shoved you if you did that near me when I was that age
I want to see the evil monster dance
"It's like we're in some sort of... back rooms"
"Wait... say that again..."
I’m so glad it’s being made by Kane Pixels so it won’t be entity level 999999 backrooms wiki slop
fallout new vegas
backrooms level 676742069: ohio
So Hollywood decides to make a backrooms movie and a skibidi toilet movie.
When Are we getting tung tung tung sahur movie
I will self-immolate in the theater
Triple T (2018)
I vividly remember getting suspended in middle school for pushing a kid for making a walmart trash bag joke and they broke their arm
what 😭
Whats “how to make a killing” with glen powell. Says it’s a comedy
Backrooms actually looks so peak I’m hyped
I really cant wait for Invinicible S4 and The Boys S5
2016 was a great year for me tho
both will be peak... they better end The Boys on a high note
What are we? The Boys?
This guy.. it’s like he’s.. invincible..
The Boys is not as good as Invincible imo
This guy... it's like he's...
TITLE CARD
Now what I really want is Kot7k season 2 this instant
true but The Boys is still gemmy
This latest season turned things around for me (invincible)
Conquest’s speech was so good
Can’t wait for the gears movie
We.. are the Gears of War.. featuring Dave Batista..
For some I guess. Once it passed s2 it started becoming worse
starring The Rock
written by the same dudes who made the Halo show
lol
the Locust are actually misunderstood victims and the COG are DA REAL VILLAINS DOOOOD
Hi
actually I just described Rings of Power
We are the cogs in the machine or whatever that movie is
hi
Why don’t we have a Tom Clancy show with Sam Fisher and Solid Snake?
I mean that’s literally kinda true
Freak is here so I can’t say the plot
Da real? Da… dareal… real
well yeah the COG aren't heroes but the Locust are actually irredeemable
Freak don’t click this (gears spoiler)
|| Adam fenix literally experimented on humans and threw them underground which causes them to populate and fight back against the COG. ||
The main character becomes a gear I honestly don't know what dareal os getting me into
We.. are the gears of war..
