general-chat

[spring swan]

I just do the game pass stuff. Like play a game every day for 15 minutes

[obsidian wyvern]

first time I've had an image with it

[hybrid plover]

i dont wanna sound like an ad but doing it on bing gives alot more points

[fickle canyon]

Just had another notification

[hybrid plover]

like you can get hundreds in a day

[fickle canyon]

What on earth is going on

[spring swan]

Didn’t know that. That’s sick

[hybrid plover]

you just gotta do polls and search stuff and youll accumulate points pretty quick

[pliant hatch]

people in the xbox server are also getting them.

[fickle canyon]

Oh gosh

[hybrid plover]

i usually take 10 minutes or so out my day to max out the points

[fickle canyon]

Xbox hasn’t been hacked or anything right? Or is it just a mess up

[obsidian wyvern]

probably a screw up

my notifications stopped coming in now anyway

[fickle canyon]

Alright

[meager linden]

Same here

[pliant hatch]

xbox server melting down

[fickle canyon]

Anyone else’s stop yet?

[steady jolt]

Please don't spread that Xbox have / may have been hacked.We don't need that kind of misinformation spreading

[fickle canyon]

Sorry about that, I was asking a question

[glad aspen]

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[deep night]

gamestop is still a thing??

[haughty wraith]

Oh hell yeah dude

50$ though?

[glad aspen]

i need that red spartan but im saving for my pc

[void wave]

For the career ranks, I am Sergeant Diamond Grade I

[haughty wraith]

Barely

My nearest one closed a few months ago

[zinc bear]

I had 40 notifs so I just turned off my notifs on settings.

[thick furnace]

[raven elk]

Hell yeah

[thick furnace]

false

[random terrace]

Get outt u don't play reach

[glad aspen]

what's with that bible lol

[deep night]

ah oki

[meager linden]

Good AI copy paste
I can do the same, but won't

[sinful geyser]

Why not?

[thick furnace]

reach is buns

[candid tusk]

Reach is great only due to Invasion. Everything else was kinda iffy. There, I've said it.

[jade gust]

I should really make a proper list of my gripes with Reach some day

[thick furnace]

2 of the main characters are just edgy oc inserts

[zinc bear]

Oh really

[candid tusk]

Probably best not to interact with the spam bot.

[zinc bear]

Nah he’s not a bot, I know him. That’s why I’m confused.

[stoic slate]

sometimes i wish i could be friends with Briglard but then i remember he would murder me in the most horrific way possible

[zinc bear]

YAYY

I live there. Not so interesting tbh.

[silk hare]

Pozole

[chilly summit]

halo 3: 2

[simple wave]

When I hit General I’m gonna be like “I’m in the endgame now”.

[lunar wren]

Is the show on Netflix worth it?

[obsidian wyvern]

no

I'd recommend forward unto dawn and there's a few good episodes of halo legends if those are on netflix too

[glad aspen]

no

just search for the action scenes in youtube

[normal owl]

Have to friendly disagree with the above and very much recommend it. It does what The Witcher did: not repeat what the games did but rather tell a story fit for a show rather than a game or book. And the way it reveals a certain enemy and illustrates characters' motivations is phenomenal.

Plus, seeing Halo weapons in physical form in a big-budget action scene rocks.

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't even think the action scenes are worth going over, they didn't look great, relied on just shaking a camera around to make it look intense

[thick furnace]

didnt chief slide right into a gravity hammer in one scene

[glad aspen]

the final battle of the season 2 was good tho

[obsidian wyvern]

he flung a gravity hammer which was sorta cool, but that entire fight was pretty dumb

[void wave]

What Career ranks are you guys?

[glad aspen]

completed the game already

[normal owl]

established attorney but far from retirement. You?

[void wave]

Diamond

[meager linden]

Webi wabu night people of Halo

[chilly summit]

diamond lieutenant as of rn

[void wave]

Right now, I’m Sergeant on diamond

[meager linden]

I'm kinda regretting getting Hero rank too fast
Because I got it from 7 months of playing Infinite
(From April 2024 to November 2024)

[chilly summit]

idk if im still gonna be playing infinite once i get to hero tbh

[zinc bear]

Just watch it and form your own opinion.

[floral pollen]

Onyx Lt. Colonel 2 rn, but slowly grinding again, bc my laptop decided to run the game again

[void wave]

I have one more row of ranks to go to get the armour

[chilly summit]

maybe might run the campaign back on legendary at some point after tho

[zinc bear]

Those aren’t on Netflix but are both on Tubi

[meager linden]

Idk
I just lost my point of playing
Like, I've finished several good, and all new battle passes
Got the all Master Chief armour from CE to current Infinite
About the campaign, I'm thinking of doing some good challenges

[chilly summit]

could make a fresh account and do it all again if you really miss it lol

[meager linden]

It would be annoying to grind another 9.3m xp for Hero again lol
But instead, I just created my own challenge

[chilly summit]

and what was that?

[zinc bear]

We can do campaign together 🫠

[meager linden]

The "Headshot" challenge
I can kill enemies, but only on head, during boss battles rule can be ignored
No using of OP weapons
Grenades allowed only plasma and spiky to taking off shields(brutes and elites)
Vehicle allowed but during "The Road" mission and for those 4 beacon mission

The difficulty legendary
Skulls, IWHBYD, Bandana, Thunderstorm and boom skulls
Weapon is only UNSC, for taking down the elite shields I have the plasma grenades

[chilly summit]

damn lol,how did that go? was it fun?

[meager linden]

No, I mean I will do it

I had before a lot my own made challenges

[chilly summit]

oh right lol,sounds fun

[meager linden]

Before I had the only melee weapons, only banished, UNSC, old covenant weapons, without grapple hook, only forerunner weapon
And a bunch of others

[meager linden]

Challenge without grapple hook was hardest, but fun
In some places you just had to use the grapple hook, like warship Cbraakon

[thick furnace]

🦃

[glad aspen]

ISAAC HANNAFORD IS BACK
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/halo-the-master-chief-omnibus-cover-reveal

[silk hare]

thats cool

[viral dune]

Didn't know the chief was rocking one of these

[zinc bear]

You’re funny

[viral dune]

No, I'm Icky Spartan

[zinc bear]

You fell for my bait

[viral dune]

[worldly sedge]

Is this what Keyes will look like in Campaign Evolved? 👀

[chilly summit]

yes he will evolve into the omnibus

[worldly sedge]

Keyes got that aura around him

[viral dune]

I got more aura

[modern geyser]

Really looking forward to the flood graphics in that

[zinc bear]

Green aura with flies

[viral dune]

No bro

[robust salmon]

it better be some real M rated stuff

[viral dune]

I have this mysterious aura

[zinc bear]

The mysterious stink aura

[robust salmon]

like the Flood graphics better be on the level of The Thing, maybe we can even see infection forms infect marines and elites in real time

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/gulp-nonchalant-cat-gif-9004161972657675398

[zinc bear]

Every Helldivers player has stinky aura it’s okay.

[haughty wraith]

Helldivers looks fun

[zinc bear]

And we yes WE stink from roleplaying as Helldivers all day

[viral dune]

[zinc bear]

We need you to protect super earth. Buy the game now. It’s peak.

[haughty wraith]

I'm on an xbox one lol

[viral dune]

Oh no

[zinc bear]

🥀

[modern geyser]

the game Helldivers has my respect, they shrunk the game to some 25ish GB from what was about 100 ig

[haughty wraith]

sargeant cill klankers will have to wait

[raven elk]

Aren't we all...

[zinc bear]

Nah

[chilly summit]

just had the youtube notepad tutorial song jumpscare me on my shuffle play

[haughty wraith]

no

[robust salmon]

helldivers is too expensive for me, $40 is too much

[viral dune]

Still surprises me that it's always been 24 GB since launch on Xbox (probably on ps5 too) but it took this long for the PC file size to go down

[robust salmon]

especially when there are so many games imma try to get this year 💔

[modern geyser]

That's new knowledge

[zinc bear]

It’s cause they copied the files over and over and thought that it would make it load faster on HDD’s but it didn’t. They just never tested it.

[robust salmon]

son 😭

[viral dune]

Yeah, I remember seeing something along those lines

[zinc bear]

So now we know arrowhead doesn’t test things lol

[haughty wraith]

i'm only on xbox one because i'm broke and unemployed lol

can't play arma either 💔

[robust salmon]

arrowhead just makin educated guesses

[viral dune]

Did you realize that just now

[zinc bear]

“Maybe it works maybe it doesn’t.”

[forest lagoon]

Lets find out together!

[modern geyser]

me squeezing out everthing out of my 3050m

[viral dune]

Wow, it's skyfi

[zinc bear]

Shes never active much

[faint mantle]

My tavern photo awakened her

[faint mantle]

Run

[zinc bear]

SORRY IM SORRY

[haughty wraith]

I may not be able to fight for super earth but I can make propaganda for it, that's for damn sure

[viral dune]

Hi SORRY, I'm Icky Spartan

[zinc bear]

Shut up bro

[viral dune]

No

[faint mantle]

Bro

[zinc bear]

Bro

[viral dune]

Bro...

[zinc bear]

Bruv

[ocean herald]

🫢

[faint mantle]

Imagine not knowing about Minecraft and thinking these are the dragon

[zinc bear]

Nah wdym those are real

Why are you on DuckDuckGo just use google 😭😭

[modern geyser]

guess duckduck has some catching up to do

[faint mantle]

Dareal spreading misinformation is a crime

[viral dune]

I think notch wanted to add more dragon variants back when the game first came out

[zinc bear]

Notch should’ve never made Minecraft

[viral dune]

But then we wouldn't have helldivers

[zinc bear]

No correlation

[viral dune]

At least 1 AH dev played Minecraft while developing the game trust

[faint mantle]

Aren't both games from Sweden

[zinc bear]

Ok

Ew. Sweden.

[viral dune]

Also yeah uhh I think

[analog knot]

Connecting Session.....Restarting Search......Searching for Players.....Connecting Session.....Restarting Search......Searching for Players 😭

[faint mantle]

Face the wall

[haughty wraith]

because Google is trash

[zinc bear]

Are you Swedish?

[viral dune]

No he's merty

[haughty wraith]

He's latin american

[zinc bear]

Bro thinks he knows merty like that

[haughty wraith]

Profile

[viral dune]

He really is though lol

[zinc bear]

Oh

[jade gust]

Without Sweden, we wouldn't have Ikea

[viral dune]

Rev would be unemployed

[zinc bear]

I don’t want ikea anymore. Let rev lose his job.

[haughty wraith]

We wouldn't have hotline miami without sweden

[zinc bear]

Thank GOD bro

[haughty wraith]

We might have to execute you

[amber mirage]

Without Sweden we wouldn't have Swedish Fish

[zinc bear]

Hotline Miami is an eyesore of a game. No offense.

Thank GOD bro they taste like straight rubber

[viral dune]

Swedish air too

[waxen rose]

I fed a prairie dog Swedish Fish once and he didnt leave me alone till I got in my car and left

[viral dune]

Sweden gets protection too cuz they made Minecraft and hd2

[zinc bear]

NO

[viral dune]

Demolish rev's house instead

[zinc bear]

Bro you make me mad you’re always doing everything bro you never bro you never bro just stop doing things bro

[zinc bear]

Remove his name too

[viral dune]

Erased from history

[normal owl]

DaReal, relax.

[viral dune]

Hey attorney

[zinc bear]

It’s like he was never here.. 🥀

[waxen rose]

Yeah I do thinks sometimes
I took a video of it

[haughty wraith]

Genuinely horrid opinions

[normal owl]

I see your username has a thrilling addition to hot OJ!

[zinc bear]

I’ve only had dollar tree Swedish fish so maybe that’s why

[zinc bear]

Too professional of a text. Not allowed here sorry bud.

[waxen rose]

No, no the treat is just bad all around. I mean I almost broke my braces last time I tried them

[viral dune]

After studying really hard, I managed to get a PhD in raw onions too

[normal owl]

I can see the a-peel.

[zinc bear]

laughs in Invisalign

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-kevin-malone-kevin-office-white-collar-gif-4013003

[waxen rose]

Im too poor

[zinc bear]

Live footage of icky

[viral dune]

Me laughing at my own jokes too

[waxen rose]

I do that too sometimes
Someone says something funny system and I laugh and people think im laughing at nothing

[zinc bear]

Shame that my parents have to pay the 6K
Legit couldn’t breath through my nose cause of how bad my teeth were and my insurance was like “not bad enough for us to cover it”

[amber mirage]

This is a civic duty

[zinc bear]

I’ll help don’t worry

Rev comes home from ikea and just sees rubble

[normal owl]

https://klipy.com/gifs/paw-patrol-rubble-2

[waxen rose]

A few months ago when they redid the metal bar in my mouth it got so bad I could breathe neither because it narrowed my jaw and literally sucked.
“You have such a square face…” wow. Genetics are great

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/tnt-skydend-minecraft-minecraft-explosion-explosion-gif-20652584

[faint mantle]

And the horse lived

[amber mirage]

Exactly how I remember it

[waxen rose]

You could've used the sans bulldozer gif im crying…. Instead… you used the dog

[viral dune]

Me yesterday

[waxen rose]

Me—the equestrian—is pleased with this outcome

[viral dune]

Not because I griefed anyone, but I was mining sand

[normal owl]

It's ok, I can do another one later.

[waxen rose]

Hooray

[zinc bear]

👀

[zinc bear]

The horse was on the man’s shoulders

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-sweep-horse-sweep-meme-ireetable-gif-961325981075501850

No, he just has aura

My favorite animal… the hose

When will master chief go to a south dakota planet and find a wild mustang and give her a carrot
I just be giving out free plots sometimes

[zinc bear]

In omnibus

He will

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/IO4c.gif

me rn

[waxen rose]

Maybe if they add horses to halo 8 aegis will no longer be tired

[hasty zinc]

nah halo doesn't need horses. I have Horse Racing 2016

[waxen rose]

But think about it
Halo: My pretty horse ring

https://tenor.com/view/horse-moto-motorcycle-wtf-gta-gif-25773654

[hasty zinc]

but will it be the horse you rode in on?

[waxen rose]

Just look at the horse… she can fly

[faint mantle]

Same

[hasty zinc]

oh so that's what horse flies are

[faint mantle]

And I haven't even worked for that long today

But I have two hours of meetings ahead

[waxen rose]

Merty will be getting chocolate at 3am for this

[hasty zinc]

I have a meeting in 5 mins and I just really don't want to

it will be my 3rd meeting today

[zinc bear]

Stay home

[faint mantle]

Never again

[faint mantle]

We are home

[zinc bear]

We are venom

[waxen rose]

You cant deny a human need

List of human needs to survive:
Eat, sleep, chocolate, sleep

[zinc bear]

I once had old dark chocolate from the back of my stepmoms fridge and got really shaky and tired. I honestly have a feeling it’ll happen to me again if I have dark chocolate.

[hybrid plover]

ill do it for you

whats the topic? pancakes?

[waxen rose]

I get shaky when my bloodsuger is low

[faint mantle]

In other shovel-related news: A friend of mine just got a job offer

At last

[waxen rose]

Your friend is a shovel?

[zinc bear]

Please censor that word j*b

[faint mantle]

No. Shovel = work/job

[waxen rose]

Shovel working in the mines?

[faint mantle]

It is a more common term in latin america

[hasty zinc]

service ticket integration from one system to another, webhooks and instance API keys

[faint mantle]

"Grab a shovel" = "Get a job"

[zinc bear]

Yall work with a shovel?

[hybrid plover]

ah i actually do know a little about that. but probably not enough

[hasty zinc]

good enough

see you there

[waxen rose]

The urge to say this to my brother

[zinc bear]

You have soft hands.. I dig in the dirt with my bare hands and not a shovel

[hybrid plover]

[faint mantle]

In fact, yesterday I set my slack status to a shovel to show I was deeply focused and should not be bothered.

And it worked

[waxen rose]

I like to find worms in the dirt
A shovel would be too mean

[zinc bear]

Worms freak me out

[hybrid plover]

yall remember the movie "how to eat fried worms"

was a book also

[waxen rose]

Leeches upset me
Worms are friends for my compost

[zinc bear]

Ew leeches

[waxen rose]

Should I be concerned if I find an evil green worm? It infected my brother now he is a flood tank form

[zinc bear]

One time my bedroom wall was covered in leeches at my childhood home. I cried that entire night and just waited for them to go away until my mom came in and picked them off

[zinc bear]

Infect more of your brothers thanks

[waxen rose]

This is one crazy crazy visual hallucination or your home is actually infested how does that happen

[hybrid plover]

in a silent way - miles davis

[zinc bear]

I lived in the ghetto my whole life this stuff would just happen

Usually during winter bugs would come in cause of the cold

[waxen rose]

Opposite sides of the country you get leeches and I get flying roaches in Florida

[zinc bear]

Bros got rad roaches in his home omg

[waxen rose]

Sometimes we have silverfish come in during winter and I start actually panicking because I think they're gonna hide in my books
At least once I year I freeze my books out of fear

[chilly summit]

the scarab

[waxen rose]

I have hundreds of books so my freezer gets a tad bit full

[zinc bear]

Bruh

[chilly summit]

bro keeps books in the freezer?

[waxen rose]

To kill the silverfish if they dare slip into the pages

[chilly summit]

fair enough

[waxen rose]

I have some books from the 40’s that are collectors from Germany

I would cry if they got infected

[chilly summit]

oh wow,bet those weren't cheap lol

[waxen rose]

Well my family took them with them when they left right before they started destroying books

[chilly summit]

woah

yeah you'd definitely wanna keep those safe lol

[waxen rose]

I think my dad has a signed copy of his first lotr book
Little does he know I will be taking it /lh

[misty marsh]

how do u defrost ur books without getting them wet

[waxen rose]

You put the books in a ziplock baggie so the condensation doesn't get them damp

[faint mantle]

GG Genius

[meager linden]

Anyway
It's time to start the "Headshot" challenge

[viral dune]

Aot

[meager linden]

Ahhh
What a great feeling
Returning back to Infinite campaign

[coral yoke]

so what do you plan to do against hunters?

[meager linden]

Grenade spam
Against them spike grenades are effective

[misty marsh]

When

[meager linden]

I'm thinking about those damn flying metallic mosquitos, their heads are small, rule can be ignored

[viral dune]

I can in like 2 hours cuz I'll get on Minecraft for a bit and I gotta shower

[coral yoke]

good luck finding enough of them lmao

[misty marsh]

Alr

[viral dune]

Oh and Poland so maybe 3

[naive turret]

this guy

[misty marsh]

Ruined it

[viral dune]

[meager linden]

I have the bandana skull

[viral dune]

Too many haters in this world

[naive turret]

Thanks I try

[viral dune]

You only hate traffic and rain

[coral yoke]

no, they h8 rain

[misty marsh]

No he actually likes it when it rains

[coral yoke]

completely different

[naive turret]

I’m broadening horizons

[coral yoke]

what now?

oh i misread that horribly lmao

[meager linden]

Does Warship Gbraakon have BR?

Or should I use only a sidekick lol?

[coral yoke]

none that i remember

[zinc bear]

Yes

[hasty zinc]

yeah it's at the start

up in one of the crates that's moving around above

[coral yoke]

oh i did not see them at all lmao

[zinc bear]

Oh

[viral dune]

My only supporter

[coral yoke]

funny they'd just have a battle rifle lying idly inside one

[viral dune]

Apart from Poland itself

[zinc bear]

Yesss I love Poland I support my children

[ocean herald]

My re9 copy has shipped 🔥

Leon 😍

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/alaynakitty-raeswae-miss-kitty-gif-2893353329644797506

[zinc bear]

@waxen rose found your new twin

[meager linden]

Idk
I didn't find it
Maybe I missed it

[zinc bear]

Yesss

[waxen rose]

He likes reach
We will never be able to find common ground

[zinc bear]

I like reach too

[waxen rose]

It's okay you like halo 5

[meager linden]

Anyway, I have a commando, should be easy now

[naive turret]

That reminds me I'll need to keep away from all the RE9 spoilers

Debating just buying it new but I wanna wait a bit

[jade gust]

I'm gonna be streaming it if nothing goes wrong

Like, the horror stuff doesn't work on me so I'll be fine with most of it

[young gull]

Hello people's

How is everyone

[hybrid plover]

excited for spring

[meager linden]

HAHA
I found the BR
Life now will be easier

[ocean herald]

Watching a stream of it or doing a play through streamed?

[jade gust]

I'm gonna be streaming it

Got a whole Resident Evil themed stream layout figured out too

[ocean herald]

I actually picked up the generations bundle for switch 2

Re7, 8, and 9 for $89

[naive turret]

That's actually not too bad, all dlc for the prior games included?

[forest lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-commando-arnie-arnold-sus-gif-19215973

[ocean herald]

Believe so, it’s the gold editions of re 7 & 8

[trail cypress]

.

Take that as a no

[steady jolt]

@trail cypress no religion or religious discussions here please

[trail cypress]

Is something I said bad

[steady jolt]

We don't allow it per our #rules-and-guidelines

[zinc bear]

🙄

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/meatball-sandwich-sandwich-food-gif-14491794052500960190

[zinc bear]

Tasty

[cedar turret]

How good is a meatball sub?

[zinc bear]

I’ve had them. They’re great.

Very cheap dinner I’ve had them alot my whole childhood

[cedar turret]

They are awesome

[normal owl]

Never thought to have caramel ice cream on buttered bread, but that sweet & salty must be surprisingly delicious.

[fickle drift]

I played the Library on Legendary; it's not as hard as they say, just time-consuming and repetitive, not difficult. I first beat the game on Heroic, and then decided to try the Library on Legendary. Truth and Reconciliation still seems harder to me on Heroic than the Library on Legendary.

[tough iris]

Master Chief, you mind telling what you doing in this Bus?

[waxen rose]

The humble hotdog bun and cheap bag of 28 homunculi meatballs

[zinc bear]

YES

[meager linden]

Anyway
First boss battle, Tremonius
Should be a fast kill

Finished

[waxen rose]

Anyway

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/jeanne-jeanne-d-arc-guitar-gif-19003629

[meager linden]

Zeta Halo is one of the best

[silk hare]

UwU

[waxen rose]

My favorite halo is the one with a Guitar Hero arcade machine

[chilly summit]

master shred

halo ce slenderman mod looks fire

[meager linden]

Webi wabu night people of Halo

[dawn juniper]

what's that

[waxen rose]

I met slenderman once
In a walmart frozen aisle

[meager linden]

Go ahead
You just did the rhyme

[chilly summit]

halo ce slenderman

[chilly summit]

(real)

[storm flint]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-3-jeff-the-killer-slender-man-fightmarker-keyblade-gif-7380993786575345876

[zinc bear]

live footage of sergeant johnson in CE:R

[trim saddle]

[potent musk]

I was replaying Halo CE, got to Two Betrayals and now my inferior brain is imagining a gun pointed at the head of the universe.

[ocean herald]

Ooo me likey https://www.threads.com/@halo/post/DVMViQHCbxw?xmt=AQF0h3OPcxh9WKfnRSlkVYr6ngQIzAgVD0nd4wG9c9oJqzSA4jshK_917Dsm3mZsktxcYitO&slof=1

[deep night]

Am I the only one who thinks hiddenxperia creates boring modern halo videos?

[deep night]

catchy

[turbid kiln]

I love halo

[waxen rose]

Is he a bard?

[zinc bear]

whats dat

[waxen rose]

Someone who makes me want to smite them
I say as a DM

“Oh yeah my character is a bard”
Aka: today's campaign is going is be miserable for the dungeon master

[trim saddle]

A lot of the halo tubers create boring stuff

[deep night]

Ah ok

[ocean herald]

I don’t mind his lore deep dives. What classifies as modern halo videos?

[waxen rose]

Lots of halo youtubers need to be banished to the shadow realm

[naive turret]

haha banished

[waxen rose]

Watch how I bait my trap

[deep night]

Six being alive for next halo

[naive turret]

So a topic that's been around since late 2010

[ocean herald]

I haven’t seen that one. Looks like it’s his newest vid

[waxen rose]

It's always “six is gonna show up” and never “jorge is gonna show up” cant stall y'all always wanting the worst characters to come back 😒

[naive turret]

I don't grudge struggling to make new content when it comes to Halo considering the obvious

But it's a good lesson in not tying yourself to one franchise

[waxen rose]

This is why we stay diverse even at the start so the fans dont get too comfortable with one thing

[ocean herald]

I want to see Lasky, Palmer, the other Spartan 4 teams come back. Feel like what they were setting up with 4 and 5 (more so 4) went to the wayside

[waxen rose]

Lasky i need my goat if he is dead I am cutting off the “halo for everyone” line

The earth will literally stop if the best h4 character is dead

[deep night]

You know Jorge definitely survived slipspace

[waxen rose]

No body found = maybe still alive

[ocean herald]

Like if they could somehow create the same “chapter culture” with the Spartan companies that Warhammer does with the marine chapters (as an example,) it’d be awesome and not so Chief centric all the dang time

[waxen rose]

We love you chief but sometimes fred is cooler

[vagrant kettle]

Mojave chapter reference?

[naive turret]

I think the differences are too ingrained, closest you get is fireteams but not enough of them are really the focus of the games
Or if they are they either die or aren't received well

[deep night]

We need odst, indies, sword of sanglios and Spartan ops games

[waxen rose]

It upsets me that when they cant find something to do with a team they just kill them. Worlds laziest writing

[waxen rose]

EMILE JUMOSCARE

I hate him, but my daughter loves him. Whatever makes my princess happy /reference

[ocean herald]

4 actually introduced some fresh faces and in retrospect Spartans ops was a pretty cool concept that could have been elevated with cutscenes and whatnot down the line… but it was never to be seen again

My general point though is halo has a whole cast of characters that get no attention 🙃

[haughty wraith]

Marathon durandal time

[naive turret]

Force him to go back to opening doors.

[deep night]

Yuppers

[waxen rose]

Its giving warriorcats
-make cool new character
-use them twice
-never use them again and if you do its to kill them

[haughty wraith]

Halo 4 was a 7/10 for me

[deep night]

How about we kill chief

[naive turret]

Would've been neat if Thorne made it into Osiris, who didn't stick.
From Majestic, who didn't stick.

[waxen rose]

Who's naming they kid majestic

[haughty wraith]

nah put him in cryo and replace him with Jerome when Steve Downes retires

[ocean herald]

Spartan ops does also seem like it would fit a live service model pretty well too. I really wonder why it seemingly got shelved/moved on from

[deep night]

Eh, death is better

[haughty wraith]

nah

[waxen rose]

For budget reasons we no longer own the keys
The… keyes..

[naive turret]

I don't think SpOps was all that engaged with, since H4 kinda infamously bombed retention wise in general.

Also for not being very fun or balanced lol

[haughty wraith]

Spartan ops would've been better if it were shorter and had new missions

[naive turret]

And we saw Infinite trying to do episodic storytelling with like, literally one minimal cutscene per prolonged season and that floundered too.

[haughty wraith]

rather than rehashed campaign segments cut up into 50 missions

[naive turret]

I think 'execution' is the elephant in the room here.

[small zodiac]

Can we all agree that the Paramount tv show sucked?

[waxen rose]

I just remember playing inf with my mom in the room and she was like “what movie are you watching?”
Holy skip button thank you for existing

[hidden gorge]

im ngl if you're planning on playing marathon you're an actual slop bot

[naive turret]

cool(?)

[haughty wraith]

it doesn't even look bad?

[naive turret]

I didn't like it but if you did go hard w/e

[haughty wraith]

Yeah sure bro

[steady jolt]

https://x.com/Xbox/status/1956445794375967156

Xbox (@Xbox)

People are allowed to like a game you don’t like. It'll be ok

X · Aug 15, 2025, 8:00 PM

[waxen rose]

I personally dont care for marathon. Something something Bungie
If you do then have fun ig

[hidden gorge]

corporate gaming

[haughty wraith]

So literally everything but indie games

[waxen rose]

My goat deltaruunnnee

[haughty wraith]

I mostly play indie games anyway, am I not allowed to say it looks decent?

[zinc bear]

it looks amazing tbh. not gonna buy it but ill play the open free beta

[hidden gorge]

everything is a stretch i prefer that you say some

[deep night]

I like borderlands 2

[haughty wraith]

no

[waxen rose]

I looked at the character and went
“Hm. I know this…”

[small zodiac]

What was the first halo game you guys played?

[naive turret]

CE, 2003

Probably my memory's fuzzy

[small zodiac]

Nice

[haughty wraith]

True, haven't played it though, only played undertale a few years ago

[waxen rose]

Combat evolved 2023

[hidden gorge]

halo reach personally, but my brothers made me play halo 2 when i was a kid

[haughty wraith]

Halo 3

[small zodiac]

I started my great journey on halo 3

[ocean herald]

I don’t recall the #s honestly. It was like objective based firefight essentially, which is why I said it could be elevated in further iterations with cutscenes

Infinite’s attempt at seasonal story content just didn’t go well period (maybe a mix of early launch issues I don’t even know). When they turned a corner with Staten coming back and Din’s story they cut the cord so who even knows what it could have been 😣

[steady jolt]

Spartan Assault, 2026

[waxen rose]

Undertale makes me cry sometimes because wdym it's 15 years old?

[zinc bear]

four

[haughty wraith]

Undertale is 11 years old

[waxen rose]

I know I was making it up LOL

[haughty wraith]

i'd figured 😭

[waxen rose]

My small cousin who was just born im putting halo 4 in her hands IMMEDIATELY!!!

[naive turret]

If they were gonna go seasonal narrative SpOps would've been a much better format for sure
It is a shame how it turned out

[haughty wraith]

Put every game in her hands lowkey

[naive turret]

c'est la vie

[waxen rose]

I've already made her watch me play doom eternal

[haughty wraith]

peakkk

[naive turret]

cruel, giving someone motion sickness

[waxen rose]

Im a cool uncle/cousin

[waxen rose]

That's ultrakill
Tried to watch dareal play and got a migraine

[ocean herald]

Could you imagine Spartan ops style missions with the map size of zeta halo 🤤. 4 player coop, new seasonal missions, etc

[haughty wraith]

Marathon durandal's control schemes has some named Mjolnir MK IV and rampancy

peak

[ocean herald]

If they put noble 6 in marathon I’ll play it

[waxen rose]

Its just a corpse

[haughty wraith]

This game is certainly something i'll say that

No music but you've got weird alien noises and dudes yelling

[naive turret]

they put Six into Marathon decades ago

[waxen rose]

Holding his decayed skull this is horrifying

[ocean herald]

Preordered

[zinc bear]

im sorry i got a headache too
gonna replay today tho

[waxen rose]

Same

[ocean herald]

No way bro the skulls in each halo game are noble 6 references

[faint mantle]

@waxen rose this is on you

[waxen rose]

I TOLD YOU YOUD BUY SOME

Its a natural human thing. The body will shut down if it goes too long without Hersheys kisses

[zinc bear]

i dont have any kisses ugggg cant afford them if only someone would save my life

[haughty wraith]

Do yall also open them so it splits the foil in half with the little paper bit

[ocean herald]

No, I debone them in my mouth and spit out the foil

[waxen rose]

“Sigh if only.” nudge nudge

[waxen rose]

Bro learned one new skill some guy learned in like 2001 on cool math games and now wont stop

[zinc bear]

YES BRO

[waxen rose]

It's giving that one alien runner game with the ruined floor

[zinc bear]

its peak tho
cant wait for layer 9

[waxen rose]

Like okay mitski we get it, you love changing the room on its axis on the characters gravity

[haughty wraith]

literally called run

[faint mantle]

If they're crucial for life, you'll find some at the ER

[waxen rose]

I wanna go against another archangel so bad
I love gabe but I wanna see my gooaaaatt Barachiel

[left bone]

hrello everyone

[waxen rose]

My unnatural bond to Barachiel thx to bad rp chatrooms must be quelled

[haughty wraith]

My only experience with ultrakill was on chromebook

[faint mantle]

[haughty wraith]

Naturally it was not pleasant

[waxen rose]

I love snom… I have a plush of her hold up

[faint mantle]

Have you seen all my Pokémon plushies?

I think you have

[waxen rose]

My fav Pokemon from sword and sheild

[zinc bear]

cute

[granite sky]

i still got a big charmander one

[haughty wraith]

man I really gotta get a poster and try to get it signed by some devs

[waxen rose]

I dont think devs actively go to meet and greets unless it's like a specific halo themed event

[waxen rose]

I think so

[haughty wraith]

That's what I mean

[waxen rose]

Gotta go to washington ig 💔

[haughty wraith]

also that was more generalized, I mean like anyone involved

[waxen rose]

I met jen and steve at a galaxycon

Praying I meet Keith David one day, the little bug keeps canceling

[haughty wraith]

Steve downes, Jeff Steitzer, Jen Taylor, Keith David, literally anyone lol

[waxen rose]

No more hazbin hotel till Keith David finally shakes my hand

[waxen rose]

You're forgetting David uhh I forgot his last name
Sgnt Johnson

David Scully yesss

[misty marsh]

Please don't ever shake his hand

[waxen rose]

Why…

[misty marsh]

We don't need more hazbin

[haughty wraith]

Truee

[waxen rose]

I HATE HAZBIN!!

[misty marsh]

Prevent it please I beg

[waxen rose]

But if I shake his hand it'll start a halo 2 remake chain reaction

[zinc bear]

yes

[waxen rose]

I walk into my local hot topic wanting to buy more NIN and Deaftones merch and im hit with a wall of hazbin hotel junk

At least they had a cute mlp hoodie ig

[molten pelican]

Hey

[molten pelican]

deftones* are you even a fan smh

[waxen rose]

No because I cant hear anything

That's why I said deaftones

[molten pelican]

name every ear

[steady jolt]

Left
Right
Final front

[waxen rose]

I have an ear on my pet mouse does that count

[trim saddle]

More like has-been

[cedar turret]

Only one?

[waxen rose]

Three

[zinc bear]

four ears

[trim saddle]

The mouse that runs around the nuclear power plant.

[zinc bear]

i have 4

[waxen rose]

I've seen a cat come into the clinic with4 ears

Its just a normal rare genetic disorder

[zinc bear]

i dont actually have 4

i lied sorry

[waxen rose]

I know it's okay

[zinc bear]

ok

[waxen rose]

Poppy chapter 5 came out and no one told me?

[naive turret]

I think the target demo for that game is two decades younger so mb

[chilly scroll]

Holaaaaaa

[waxen rose]

I like the ‘mascot horror slop’
Brings me back to my days of being a little homunculus watching Markiplier play FNAF 1

[low yoke]

where do i go to get my ingame halo infinite ban revoked. i have ample evidence it was a targeted attack against me. i did halo waypoint support but the bot literally ignores all my evidence i provided and didnt even try helping me. i have literaly proof this person got his entire team to report me for zero reason every single time i play against him. what do i do and can somone tag an actual person to help me

it gave me a month ban bro

[steady jolt]

You need to go through the support site, it's not anything anyone here can help with

[low yoke]

the support site ignored me and gave me a bot generated reply not even a real person.

so what do i just stay banned now cuz someone wont do their job

[zinc bear]

It’s buns

[analog knot]

I know someone who recently had to eat a month ban, and in the past I've had to eat one too. There's really not much you can do, what stckr is telling you is the path

[waxen rose]

Im watching caseoh play it rn on a stream no spoilers yet
Im not expecting anything good obviously but I want my huggy wuggy slop

I'll complain about it either way, it's in my halo fan blood

[low yoke]

hope yal enjoy my show and tell.

the incompetency is marvelous figured id show it off

[trim saddle]

@peak lol

[trim saddle]

I think I'm gonna get ばか tattooed on me

[haughty wraith]

Power?

[trim saddle]

No lol it's for dumb.

[haughty wraith]

Ah

Thought you were gonna do the magnum text

[waxen rose]

That's fun

I just hope it's the correct translation an doesn't mean something else entirely when a native speaker reads it LOL

[chrome estuary]

Who up

[raven elk]

Whats with all the hazbin hotel hate again lmao, I dont know anything about that sh

[coral yoke]

better question would be who isn't down? who's weast? who's in the fourth dimension?

[zinc bear]

It’s very problematic

[raven elk]

-# Would you mind explaining why 👉 👈

[zinc bear]

Can’t here

[waxen rose]

How are you gonna be a woman (vivzie pop) and still somehow write ladies in a hateful light that sets back fem writing
I mean!! If you love hazbin thats good. I personally love how it started indie all from one artist

[raven elk]

Oh so there's drama and stuff around it?

[zinc bear]

Vivziepop is also a very, very terrible person.

[raven elk]

I thought it was just a bad show, not something deep like this😭

[zinc bear]

Ye it’s more than that. Do your own research is all I have to say

[chrome estuary]

Idk all ik is they cuss alot in the show and it’s unfunny

[waxen rose]

You can certainly seperate art from artist but generally the show isnt a great watch. Especially certain parts: I say as a survivor.
Only part I like is like 2 songs LOL

[zinc bear]

Only part I like is Keith David

[waxen rose]

Keith my goat…

[raven elk]

Ugh... research

[zinc bear]

Agreed

[waxen rose]

Wanna know a good indie animation though?

Monkey wrench my goat

[robust salmon]

hazbin hotel is such slop twin 💔

[robust salmon]

SPACE KING

[zinc bear]

Vivziepop also hangs out with bbno$ which I hate

[vagrant kettle]

You guys should watch this niche halo series

[waxen rose]

Arby n chief?

[vagrant kettle]

It’s called like red vs blue, you’ve probably never heard of it

[zinc bear]

The games are so bad lol I pretend only the show is canon.

[waxen rose]

I dont like his music but I like how he pays for actual real human artists

[zinc bear]

Eh.. there’s more to it than that.

[raven elk]

[zinc bear]

Can’t say it here

[waxen rose]

Reminds me of that old image of two elites
“Hahaha I love rvb im such a nerd you wouldn't know it” please someone get my reference

[signal wedge]

Red vs Blu

[raven elk]

Alright well thank you for the info dareal, I will delve into the mystery of hazbin hotel hate

[zinc bear]

Don’t get it

[robust salmon]

the only Halo show

[raven elk]

What about arby n chief???

[zinc bear]

Don’t forget the Halo show on paramount, FUD, nightfall, and legends.

[robust salmon]

never seen it

[robust salmon]

forward unto dawn and nightfall were a show?

[raven elk]

Wasn't FUD a movie or am I tripping

[robust salmon]

also yeah i forgor legends 💔

[zinc bear]

They aired one episode a week then was collaged into a movie, similar to legends.

[robust salmon]

they should make a new Halo anime

[zinc bear]

Halo 4 anime

[raven elk]

Absolutely

[robust salmon]

get the guys who did cyberpunk anime (trigger?)

[zinc bear]

Halo 4 anime NOW

[ocean herald]

Halo Legends

[coral yoke]

good show, but if you were cut out every moment where somebody isn't screaming "medic!" or "spy!", you'd end up with something half the length of the show

[zinc bear]

That’s not h4

[raven elk]

Babysitter was such a good legends episode, ODSTs match perfectly with anime style

[robust salmon]

idk the halo games wouldn't translate well to a linear show format

[waxen rose]

Dont subject me to more h4 cortana

[zinc bear]

I just want more halo 4 content

H4 campaign remake in UE5 when??

[ocean herald]

lol apparently can’t say the same thing 2x

[waxen rose]

We know this

[ocean herald]

I don’t spam chat all day so I didn’t — til now

[robust salmon]

nah if we get a Halo anime it needs to be Spartans ripping stuff apart

[raven elk]

Jerome chair vs the flood

[ocean herald]

With or without the common anime tropes?

[zinc bear]

If we get a halo film, it needs to be ODST’s. Make it dark and gritty, something like band of the brothers. Make sure it’s extra dark and gritty, and no emotional relationship crap. But 343 would never do that, since they hate the franchise. /ref

[waxen rose]

Without

No emotional relationship crap… but keep dare in. For eye candy /ref

[robust salmon]

and the ODSTs would be really battle-damaged so they'd all be shirtless with oiled up six packs 🤤

[raven elk]

I agree with this except for the emotional relationship part... and about 343

[zinc bear]

Omg yes

[robust salmon]

but WOKE 343i would NEVER

[zinc bear]

It’s a reference dawg

[raven elk]

I dont care, give me my odst series

[zinc bear]

Some copy pasta over at a halo slander subreddit I don’t remember the name
Someone said that unironically and it’s become a joke over there

[waxen rose]

“Give me dark and gitty.” they say after playing Halo Reach

[robust salmon]

r/halocirclejerk mentioned ❤️‍🩹 ✌️🥹

[zinc bear]

Woah maybe don’t say that name here
But yes that’s what it is

[robust salmon]

unironically more nuanced discussion than the main sub

[coral yoke]

said this before and i'll say it again: please anybody other than romeo and rookie start doing autographs

[robust salmon]

if we talm bout video game adaptations I got a bit of a hot take for a Gears of War adaptation

[zinc bear]

Make sure noble six comes back, and he’s an ODST. But he doesn’t speak, but we for sure know he’s noble six cause he has a katana on his back like in HaloFollowers animations.

[waxen rose]

Where is my Buck Autograph, Se?

Are you implying noble six is also Rookie

[zinc bear]

No rookie is dead

[waxen rose]

Noble six becomes rookie and dies

[zinc bear]

He comes back as an ODST and has a katana and a cape on

[robust salmon]

I know that Zack Snyder isnt the best director, but for the themes of Gears of War, and if we had a competant writing team, he could be an amazing director for a Gears of War movie...

[coral yoke]

i've been trying to get it be patient man

[waxen rose]

I am the worlds patient est halo fan

[zinc bear]

Please no

[waxen rose]

Certain types of game enjoyers will love this

[zinc bear]

Zack Snyder just slaps a desaturated filter over crappy CGI with heavy amounts of rubble and dust and bad camera angles and then calls it cinema

[robust salmon]

300 is a good movie, if we get a GoW movie but like 300 it would be fun

[waxen rose]

Micheal bay shots fired

[robust salmon]

desaturated filter
rubble and dust
that is literally Gears of War

[zinc bear]

Yk what I can’t even argue with that

But I still wouldn’t like Zack Snyder as a director. His movies always just look bad..

[robust salmon]

I'm not even a Snyder glazer, I hate almost all his movies (that I've seen, I haven't watched ZSJL, Twilight of the Gods, or Watchmen). 300 is the one good movie 😭

[waxen rose]

I love dc films but Zack makes me embarrassed sometimes

[normal owl]

https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/halo-the-master-chief-omnibus-cover-reveal

[waxen rose]

I saw someone redraw keyes minutes after this dropped and gave him a glowup

Love you, Jacob keyes. Im your one and only fan

Love that old man

[normal owl]

Hot Keyes is what the omnibus needs

[robust salmon]

man is 0 for two on DC movies under three hours long

[zinc bear]

🤤🤤 Keyes

[waxen rose]

This is… this is true…

Truth nuke activated and inbound on your location

[robust salmon]

I never read the OG novels, will prolly check this out

[coral yoke]

ain't this just mcc but without the latter half of the games?

[robust salmon]

I also wanna get the comics

[robust salmon]

no it's the books

[coral yoke]

ohh that part got cut off lmao

also didn't think they meant "titanic tome" literally

[robust salmon]

I just hope it isn't too expensive

[naive turret]

be careful who you crash on an island with

[robust salmon]

This much is true...

[waxen rose]

Wilsooooooon

[normal owl]

Looks like the Kindle will be $17, which isn't bad for 3 books.

[robust salmon]

nah I want that physical copy

[steady jolt]

Amazon listed for $35

[robust salmon]

I can't stand ebooks, I wanna actually hold it and read it

[robust salmon]

cheaper than the Invincible compendium 😭

[normal owl]

Wow this was the original omnibus? How could they hope to improve on this hotness?

[waxen rose]

The only person I remember reading ebooks is my grandma
Maybe one day ill be just like her: reading an ebook on her tablet at 11 at night beside her man reading before bed
Ah… the perfect life

[normal owl]

makes it look like a... self fireteam

[waxen rose]

First strike written by me
That's why the author is missing

[normal owl]

truth nuke 2 launch detected

[coral yoke]

i'm the kinda person who cannot fully understand a book without having to reread it several times. it doesn't interest me

[waxen rose]

I read the book once
Digest it
Read it again and annotate it
Digest it
Read it a third time to get my moneys worth

[waxen rose]

Can't do that with a certain halo book that is my enemy
I only hate one single book with my entire soul

Primordial i think but it's bad and it needs to explode

[robust salmon]

I honestly dont know what the worst book I ever read is

[waxen rose]

Mine was a book written by someone who was going insaine

[robust salmon]

nvm I know what it is

[waxen rose]

Pride and Prejudice

[robust salmon]

some random book I had to read for summer reading one year where legitimately nothing happened

it was a true chudjak book, nothing ever happened in it

[zinc bear]

Halo wishes they still had this amount of aura

[waxen rose]

That reminds me of traveling books. The bane of my existence. “Lets spend 50 pages walking and describe the walking and do nothing” holy moly bro.

[zinc bear]

Are those 4 chiefs supposed to be blue team on the cover?

[waxen rose]

If it's fall of reach then yuh

[normal owl]

bring back the original Xbox logo for starters

[waxen rose]

Why is my box not from planet x?

bring back the dark cyber 90s style I beg

[ocean herald]

Will be buying day 1

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/xbox-startup-bios-light-gaming-gif-16511609

[haughty wraith]

Real

Bring back 90s and 2000s styles

I miss transparent tech

[waxen rose]

It looks like a giant reached down with one long claw and clawed the earth out, creating two great wounds
I like this

[waxen rose]

Do not drink the water in the 2005 mouse/ref

[haughty wraith]

Original xbox is peak, bought one a month ago

[zinc bear]

Yesss

[haughty wraith]

frutiger aero mouse is fire

[zinc bear]

When I had a vita I gave it a clear case with blue LED’s. I love clear tech.

[vagrant kettle]

Bring back 70s/80s retrofuturism

[waxen rose]

I saw a ce2001 xbox for 300
Didn't buy it bc she said “it doesn't work” but ugh it was so cool to hold

[sharp hemlock]

Those were the days, I remember when i had my XBOX Original once upon a time.

[haughty wraith]

Fruitger styled stuff has to be a top 10 thing ever

[vagrant kettle]

Grey angular blocks with blinky lights

[waxen rose]

I used to have a transparent ps3 controller

[haughty wraith]

Mighta been able to fix it

[waxen rose]

Right but og xboxes shouldn't be 300

[haughty wraith]

Also funny enough the place i bought my xbox gave me one of the transparent halo controllers for it

[zinc bear]

Probably a caps issue 💔

[ocean herald]

u gonna love this one. I call it my Cortana controller

https://a.co/d/0gt5SjCI

[haughty wraith]

I've seen the thing go up to 1000

[haughty wraith]

Real, just gotta get it with the H3 cortana eyes on it

[waxen rose]

They crazy if they think it's gon sell

[haughty wraith]

it was sealed so it probably will

[waxen rose]

I was thinking two black stripes like her shirt but eyes are cool 2 ig 😭

[haughty wraith]

That too

[waxen rose]

Oh that explains it
The one I got to hold looked like the disk holder was tore out

[haughty wraith]

God I want to mod so bad, how sick would a short ODST campaign be in halo 3's engine set during CE

[coral yoke]

can't help but reminisce on the several afterglow controllers i'd buy for like the entire 7th console gen and then some

[haughty wraith]

how does that even happen 😭 😭

the disrespect bro, I would coddle that thing

[waxen rose]

bring back transparent controllers so I can mistake I for a jolly rancher and break my teeth on it

[waxen rose]

She did say it was pre-owned by a family with 9 kids

[haughty wraith]

I could never, I'd only break my teeth on the little flat 4 wheel scooters from elementary school

[waxen rose]

I LOVED THOSE SCOOTERS

[haughty wraith]

True story by the way

[waxen rose]

tag + those scooters are awesome

[haughty wraith]

I have 2 fake teeth because of those scooters

[waxen rose]

Omg 😭

[haughty wraith]

Yall ever use the tug of war rope and make a chain of kids on the scooters while your teacher spins you around?

[waxen rose]

That's actually dumb. You're all on wheels
Does that teacher not understand force + gravity + a bunch of elementary kids = someone getting hurt

[robust salmon]

newgens wouldn't get it

[haughty wraith]

The wheels were able to spin in any direction on the ones we had

[coral yoke]

i physically winced reading this. dear gods.

[robust salmon]

we used to actually get hurt as kids, we didnt just sit on ipads all day long

[waxen rose]

My old gen experience is breaking my arm in 6 places because I played hide and seek during a hurricane in grade 4

[zinc bear]

Afterglow my beloved

[robust salmon]

now that's metal

[haughty wraith]

Lmfao it wasn't super horrible in retrospect, I was like 7 though so I could be misremembering, never found the halves that broke off 😭

[waxen rose]

rip your teeth they got hit with a scooter

[haughty wraith]

Oh, no, I faceplanted while I was running with it to get momentum

[waxen rose]

Worlds smartest 5th grader

[haughty wraith]

i'm sure if it hit me in the face it would've been worse

[haughty wraith]

nah like 3rd grade

[waxen rose]

LOL

I swear, all the bad stuff happens round that grade

[haughty wraith]

Dude our class was so bad, we had like 6 teachers throughout the school year because they kept quitting

Kids literally got locked in a cabinet in the corner of the room by other kids

[hybrid plover]

my buddy and i made our drama teacher cry and quit on the spot

[robust salmon]

my teacher one time crashed out at me because I did subtraction in a slightly different way to how she wanted me to do it. Still was getting hte right answer

[waxen rose]

I remember locking MYSELF into a locker for 4 hours 😭

[tulip sandal]

What did u do 💀

[haughty wraith]

Thats insane

[hybrid plover]

it was stagecraft actually but she also did drama. we were just being very rude

[waxen rose]

They're getting paid to teach you the way that'll keep you from enjoying learning

[tulip sandal]

Sounds like she wasn't built to be a teacher tbh

[robust salmon]

do you remember why

[hybrid plover]

yeah we didn’t really do anything that bad i think we just refused to do the work and didn’t listen to her

[haughty wraith]

oops, said a naughty word

[waxen rose]

I think I just went into my friends locked after I got overwhelmed and she shut the door and then didn't tell the teacher I was there
I said nothing, survival instincts of a rock

[haughty wraith]

the cabinets we had weren't even lockable so they'd stack those super heavy classroom rugs in front of the cabinet, or just sit in front of it

[tulip sandal]

Skill issue on her

[hybrid plover]

ong

[robust salmon]

it was actually over the stupidest thing, I was using a dot instead of a whole 1 when I was carrying digits or whatever in between places when doing subtraction

[hybrid plover]

i wonder what school she moved to sometimes lol

[waxen rose]

Some schools do “count squares”
Teachers are supposed to help kids learn different ways to do certain things too help me

[haughty wraith]

I will say, we were well behaved compared to the kids that are in school now

[hybrid plover]

i was not well behaved at all

[robust salmon]

the fact that she literally crashed out and was YELLING at a kid who wasn't even a quarter her age was insanity

[haughty wraith]

My mom is an elementary school tutor and she has some horror stories

[robust salmon]

she also always kept me back during recess over actually stupid stuff, I don't remember every reason

[haughty wraith]

also my 5th grade teacher was so extra for no reason, i'd genuinely finish all my work and read and he'd get mad about it

I don't know whether to look at elementary school as traumatizing or fond memories tbh

[waxen rose]

Some teachers just be getting masters in education and then hate kids like?? Y'all know you HAVE to teach kids. If you didnt want to then go be an engineer or sum like

[robust salmon]

I also had an IEP and I was the only kid in the class she got mad at, she was genuinely singling out and powertripping at a special needs kid

shockingly she still works in the district

[hybrid plover]

i’d hate kids also if i had to teach em

kids are mean

[haughty wraith]

Am I dumb for not knowing what IEP stands for

[twin viper]

Hi gng

[robust salmon]

I mean yeah but at the same time you CHOOSE a job that has the most interaction with kids

its like "yeah bro I HATE coding so imma become a computer programmer!"

[hybrid plover]

i just think reality can be a little different than what you imagine it is sometimes. you could think you’d love to teach

[coral yoke]

god i was so comically bad in school and i'm dumbfounded as to how i even had the opportunity to graduate

[haughty wraith]

You can also just go teach highschool upperclassmen

They literally don't do anything

[robust salmon]

if I had to become a teacher I'd choose to teach either HS or uni

[haughty wraith]

Genuinely

[robust salmon]

I would never do elementary/middle school unless I'm allowed to hit the kids

[haughty wraith]

I don't have the patience to tell kids to stop doing something over and over

[robust salmon]

depending on the HS district you sometimes do unfortunately get folks who never mentally matured

[hybrid plover]

bro it’s high school

[robust salmon]

yeah

and there are still folks who act like elementary schoolers

[hybrid plover]

are you fresh outta high school or something?

[robust salmon]

yeah im in uni

and I can attest that back in HS there were plenty of students who had sub-70 IQ

ironically my HS was one of the higher ranked in the nation as well 💀 😭

[coral yoke]

i don't have any stories that particularly stick out like a sore thumb but i was usually the one the teachers would call out the most

...right maybe it's a bad idea to keep talking about it lmao

[hybrid plover]

🐢

[coral yoke]

praise the dog!

[signal wedge]

Same

[solemn heath]

Anyone wanna play through the campaigns Starting with reach?

[calm fiber]

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[waxen rose]

The visor ugghh it angers

[chrome estuary]

Ik it is

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[nocturne sonnet]

Morning?

[dense blade]

Anyone able to explain why ranked is so ruined? Recently more than half the games we load into end immediately because people continuously quit out. We wasted an hour just trying to play a game in ranked.

[celest cosmos]

hi, I'm reading Halo: The Fall of Reach.

[faint mantle]

Good morning Wade
We will hit 36°C in 12 hours
I fear the sun

[meager linden]

Send me your sun please
I'm tired of seeing snow and ice

[gusty sparrow]

Marathon today chat. I wish Halo and Marathon did a collab together

[hearty flame]

I will trade some of your Celsius for the lack of mine.

Sitting at -10c here. How about we meet in the middle so we're both at a nice, balmy 13c?

that's bbq weather right there

[halcyon glen]

Dude you're never gonna believe it

[chilly summit]

this hoodie was made for someone with t rex arms

[midnight haven]

destroyer kinda looks like a spartan, same silhouette i guess

[simple wave]

Working through Lt Colonel

[dawn juniper]

Are you farming firefight

[simple wave]

It’s what I usually play.

[smoky crow]

Its prolly cus I'm bad, but Exodus took me longer then lNoS on legendary

[lunar depot]

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo

[signal wedge]

Day 4 of the week 😭

[zinc bear]

Day 6 or 7

[ocean herald]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

[zinc bear]

Embed failure

[ocean herald]

No

I knew that would happen you see. It’s embed bravery

[zinc bear]

🥹

Also osky go to bed it’s 3 am

[ocean herald]

I’m cst

[narrow charm]

Can i have more server link here

[steady jolt]

What do you mean by "more server link"?

[zinc bear]

Oh

[steady jolt]

I guess we'll never know

[meager linden]

Maybe links related to other Halo discord servers

[coral yoke]

if they're not asking if they can advertise, they're probably asking to sever their link to this place

never mind i misread the question and they did say "server" and not "sever"

in all seriousness the only logical explanation i can make from it is that they're asking if they can be advertised to

and even that doesn't make a lot of sense

[zinc bear]

Anyone know the rules and guidelines for the halo fest short films? A friend is asking.

[obsidian heart]

Now that halo will be on ps5 do u guys think bungie will ever make a halo game again

[zinc bear]

Unless HS sells the rights back to them, which probably won’t happen anytime soon, no.

[obsidian heart]

Microsoft owns the ip

So they can just hire bungie to make a new game

[zinc bear]

same thing still applies

[obsidian heart]

Its posaible....

Alot of fans would like to see a reunion

[zinc bear]

Considering how Bungie is now, I wouldn’t.

Bungie is an entirely new company now. Halo wouldn’t feel like halo anymore.

[obsidian heart]

Yeah both ended up worse off after the breakup

[indigo lotus]

Unfortunately, since Sony owns Bungie. Having them do Halo is more hugely unlikely

[zinc bear]

Fortunately they won’t make another game

[steady jolt]

Bungie are a subsidary of Sony now

[obsidian heart]

Its multi platform tho

Like how xbox got kojima to make a xbox game

[steady jolt]

Microsoft have a studio dedicated to building Halo, and partner with a number of other studios. It's extremely unlikely that Bungie will ever have anything to with Halo any time soon

[obsidian heart]

We can do inverse with bungie i think theyd like to work on halo universe again after a decade of destiny

[obsidian heart]

What if halo studios remakes the trilogy

While bungie works on the new game then both are happy

[steady jolt]

Then they'll likely work the same way they made the CE Remake

[zinc bear]

I don’t think Bungie would want to make a new halo anyways. They never wanted to do more than 2-3 I believe

[obsidian heart]

They had plans for halo 4

[steady jolt]

Contractually, yes

They were already leaving the franchise at that point

[zinc bear]

I mean I’m sure they had plans for the story after 3, but they still didn’t want to do anymore games.

[obsidian heart]

Yeah burn out

[indigo lotus]

Kojima is a very different story compared to Bungie. But as said and mentioned before it is very unlikely Bungie will ever do Halo again regardless

[steady jolt]

They were looking to move on after Halo 2 tbh

[obsidian heart]

Alot of halo games in a decade but enough time has passed

[zinc bear]

Didn’t Joseph staten only want to do 2 games? That’s why he gave the main story over to Marty and whoever else did it?

[steady jolt]

I don't think anyone imaged CE to take off the way it did, it always seemed like it was going to be a stepping stone to Destiny anyway

[obsidian heart]

A big thing for me is bungie is stil using the blam engine over unreal engine 5

[zinc bear]

It was Joseph

[steady jolt]

Not sure

[obsidian heart]

So they have experience even mararhon is using halo engine

I dont like unreal engine 5

[ocean herald]

i think a big thing people that want bungie back are also missing, is it's not even the same bungie anymore anyway (and even that's entertaining this unlikely scenario way too far)

[zinc bear]

I’m glad Bungie left lol

[steady jolt]

There's nothing stopping Bungie employees that want to work on Halo, from applying to jobs that get advertised
¯_(ツ)_/¯

[zinc bear]

Despite my complaints with 343/HS, halo is better off with them than they would be with Bungie.

[obsidian heart]

I get that but theyre all still experienced with halo engine and actively use it

[ocean herald]

not really

[zinc bear]

They’re still allowed to use blam?

[obsidian heart]

I didnt like the slipstream engine being so hard to work on and then dumped for unreal engine 5

[zinc bear]

Now here are MY thoughts on the move to UE5

[obsidian heart]

Ysah destiny and marathon all run on modified blam

[steady jolt]

There have been 15 years of improvements to Blam that Bungie were not a part of

[coral yoke]

guess you could say the thing was destined to run a marathon

[zinc bear]

Halo moving to UE5 is better than them using the slipspace engine. People had to train for months, even years to know how to use slipspace. That’s why infinite took so long. Now, they can hire anyone that has experience in working with UE5, which equals better and faster development.

[zinc bear]

[obsidian heart]

I dont get this argument

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ba-dum-tsss-dum-dum-tiss-1

[obsidian heart]

New bungie devs need to train on blam isnt like its a common used engine

[zinc bear]

That’s literally what I just said but with halo and slipspace

[obsidian heart]

But they seem fine with it its liksly just microsoft hiring policies for contractors and high staff turnover that led to issues

[ocean herald]

this conversation feels like trying to explain the concept of divorce to a child lol

[zinc bear]

LMAO

[naive turret]

Perhaps whatever iteration of Tiger or whatever fork long-since-past-blam! Bungie is using is more newcomer friendly than Slipspace was.
Alas we aren't privy to that information.

[obsidian heart]

Blam/ slipspace is good like the grapple physics and forge

Im also biased coz i hate taa and unreal engine 5

[zinc bear]

TAA is completely unrelated

[obsidian heart]

So theres that lol

[analog knot]

What they told you regarding UE5 would relieve this issue. Although this really only relates to a particular issue, I dont think its smart to think resolving this suddenly means their outputs will be "good" again. But its obviously a positive change

[zinc bear]

Also TAA can be good if it’s developed right.

[obsidian heart]

Unreal engine games need taa unfortunately

Last fxaa game was forza horizon and it was great

[zinc bear]

I don’t think that’s.. true.

[obsidian heart]

It is look it up bro

[steady jolt]

Feels like it's buzzword bingo time

[zinc bear]

Gears of war 5 runs on UE4 and can run without any AA

[obsidian heart]

That isnt ue5 lol

[naive turret]

You said Unreal Engine in general

[obsidian heart]

Ue4 is fine

[obsidian heart]

I did not

[naive turret]

[steady jolt]

^ hello

[naive turret]

Where's the 5

Did Forza eat it

[zinc bear]

“Unreal engine games need TAA unfortunately”

[obsidian heart]

Thats infered im talking bout current titles

[naive turret]

Also Forza's not Unreal, it's a propriety engine so

[coral yoke]

from my limited knowledge on the game industry, bg3 has fxaa

[zinc bear]

Yeah UE5 doesn’t need AA at all, if your game is coded right.

[obsidian heart]

That isnt me saying unreal engine 2 games need taa hope that helps

[zinc bear]

It’s more of devs forcing TAA cause they’re lazy.

[obsidian heart]

No ue5 engine is just awful i dont blame devs

[naive turret]

I'm just, assuming this is all spiralling out of a 'bring Bungie back' notion which is quite funny

[zinc bear]

Dying Light: The Beast isn’t a UE5 game but is an example of bad TAA

[zinc bear]

The two horsemen of the halo community.
UE5 sucks!
Bring Bungie back..

[obsidian heart]

And with ram crisis we dont need ue5